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SHAW BROTHERS (HK) LTD. A SHAW STUDIOS PRODUCTION

- Any flowers? - Yes!

Get on with it!

- Have you got any? - I said yes!

Hurry UP!

What's the rush?

- They are all the same. - This one!

Hang on, that's a Kong!

That's good news for me.

- That's a Kong, right? - Yeah.

I'm stealing it. Thirteen orphans!

One of each Wind. One of each Dragon.

One and nine of each suit, and an eye.

Each of you owe me $128!

I shouldn't have revealed a kong.

Just give me the money. I've won!

Hurry UP!

Ah!

This is my tile! Damn it!

Damn you!

Damn you!

CHEUNG MIU-LIN, LAM FAI-WONG, YANG CHI-CHING, FUNG GING-MAN

YUE TAU-WAN, TO SIU-MING, DIK LUN, HA CHE, CHAN LAP-BAN, FONG PING

Come on, Come on.

Come on! Come on, give it to me!

Come on! Come on!

That's it!

Almost.

Damn it!

Better luck next time.

That was so close.

- I have pairs! - What?

- You, too? - What? You, too?

Oh, no. What about you?

See for yourself.

You must be bluffing. Show me!

Look carefully.

- It's a straight flush. - Unbelievable.

SCRIPTWRITERSI SZE-TO ON, TAM GAM-WA

Such bad luck.

I don't believe it.

Better than mine.

Hey, hurry UP-

Are you done?

Play.

Hey, you can't play that. Look carefully. It's a slant.

Drink if you don't have anything.

This is bad.

Drink.

Slant!

Slant again?

Just drink if you don't have anything.

- Drink. - Slant.

- Drink. - Drink.

- Slant Dragon. - Drink.

Two of clubs.

- Eight of clubs. - Slant.

Drink again? You'll get drunk.

This is an easy win.

I'll drink with you.

I've drunk enough.

Slant two!

- Blood two! - Dragon!

- Dragon one. - One and two.

I have this.

- This one is a double kill. - Let me see.

Twenty. Thirty. Forty-eight. Ninety-six.

Thank you for the big payout!

You lose big.

One hundred and ninety-two. Thanks!

Pay your dues!

I've searched my pockets, that's all I got.

- Settle up on your own. - Hey, this isn't enough!

- I'll borrow from my uncle. - Hurry up, then!

- Watch out! - Are you blind?

Hey, it's you.

What's the rush? Where are you going?

I've been very unlucky lately. I've just borrowed money from uncle.

- We'll talk later. I've got to go. - Hey, wait.

You should believe in bad luck. It's written all over your face.

Save that money.

I don't believe in bad luck. I have $50 here.

- I'll play with you. - What?

Alright, let's go.

What are we going to play?

- I've got an idea. - What's that?

It's easy, I'll ask you questions,

and you need to quickly answer "yes" without thinking.

You lose if you answer "no".

- That easy? - Yes.

Alright, I'm in.

Here goes.

Listen. Did your wife run off with someone else?

What kind of question is that?

Well, you can say "no".

- Yes. - Take it.

Such a loser.

For the money.

Alright, another bet.

Am I and the audience your father?

Wow! That's a lot of fathers.

Yes or no?

- Yes! - Smart.

- Go buy yourself some candy. - Thank you, Father.

If only all fathers were like you.

- Let's continue. - No. I've lost too much.

Just one more round.

Fine. This time with a bigger bet.

That's nothing. Here you go.

- All in. - Great.

- Listen carefully. - Bring it on.

- Is this money mine? - Of course not! I have my share.

No? You lose.

- Thanks! - Hey!

I should've answered "yes". Stupid! Stupid!

Place your bets.

The house wins!

Every time!

Of course, I prayed to Wong Tai Sin!

- Really? - He'll grant your every wish.

I must pray to Wong Tai Sin, too.

No wonder I'm so unlucky today.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

I only have big notes. Lend me some money.

Eh? No way!

You haven't paid me back yet.

I'm winning. Don't get in my way. Get lost now!

Place your bets.

- Place your bets! - Hey. Help me place a bet.

- Which one? - Two hundred dollars on that.

Right, that one.

- Here? - Yes, thanks.

Why did you bet so much?

- The luck is on the house. - Not every time.

- You'll lose the money. - Place your bets!

Go big or go home.

Hurry. Place your bets.

The odds are good!

See for yourself.

- Good? - Obviously.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Oh, no.

You won!

You, too!

Hey, don't you leave.

My bet was $200. Why am I paid only $100?

It was paid accordingly. You bet 100, I paid 100.

I asked him to put $200 on.

- That's your problem. - It was you!

- I asked you to put $200 on. - I did. How would I know?

- I don't care, you have to pay it back! - What's going on?

Brother Nine, he stole $100 from her.

- I did not. She's lying. - Not a problem at all.

Pay the lady $200 and ask her to leave.

- Yu Nam, come back here. - Stand right here.

Brother Nine, please give me a chance.

Brother, you've got a nerve.

Look at your debts.

How dare you cause trouble at my place?

Do you want to be stabbed, or to lose your legs? Eh?

Brother Nine, I've been very unlucky lately.

I've pawned everything in my house, everything except my wife.

I've seen your wife.

- She has big breasts. - She's voluptuous.

Many people saV 5°-

Let your wife sleep with me for a night and your debts will be cleared.

I can't ask my wife to do that.

- Even if she says yes, I can't do it. - Beat him up.

Move!

Brother Nine... women need sweet-talking to convince them.

If you were to give me $200 to butter her up...

- Don't you dare lie to me. - I would never.

I'll convince my wife to sleep with you.

Thanks, Brother Nine.

Two hundred is a good deal.

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to my wifey!

Drink up and celebrate!

Amazing.

Darling, drink as much as you want.

You're always gambling. I thought you've forgotten my birthday.

Once you're married, your wife is the dearest person to you.

Let's drink. Let's drink.

Let's drink!

Drink up. Beer is your best friend!

You're amazing, wifey.

Don't do that.

There are people watching.

Let's not go home tonight.

- Where shall we go? - Kowloon Tong.

- How much? - Wow, look at the room. It's beautiful.

Look at the mirrors.

Hey!

Hey. So?

Don't worry, all's good. Come in once I turn off the lights.

It's so beautiful.

Take off your clothes.

Let me help you.

Hang on.

This is fun.

- Come out now. - But I want to take a bath.

You look amazing tonight.

Hey, now!

Darling, you've been amazing today.

But you smell terrible!

You bastard!

Sit down!

You son of a bitch.

Look here!

Let me give you a taste.

You bastard.

I have a new girlfriend. But now, I can't even sleep with her!

Brother Nine, everything was fine at first.

I didn't know you had body odor.

- I could've bought some... - Stop talking.

You have two options now.

First, you kill yourself and save me the trouble!

Or second, they kill you.

If they're going to do the work, you'll die miserably. So, choose one!

Is there a third option?

There is. This...

Brother Nine, if I lost that, I'd rather die.

Alright, you have 24 hours to get in the newspaper headlines.

If not, I'll chop you into 24 pieces. Mark my words.

Where are you going?

I'm leaving. How could you let some other man sleep with me?

- I'm divorcing you! - Darling, I had no choice.

I was forced to do it. Please forgive me.

You bastard! Even if you cry me a river, I won't be deceived again!

You're just feigning sympathy!

At least let me know your contact number.

We can meet up for a drink.

Just call me at 266-366.

266-366.

That's easy to remember.

Darling! Darling!

Please wait for me!

Cola.

Wifey.

Good bye.

Even the tree despises me.

Damn you!

Wait a moment. Don't do it!

Don't do it. Come down now.

- I don't want to be saved. - Sit down.

I'll die somewhere else anyway. Just leave me be!

Luckily you're fine.

You fool. I wasn't saving you, I was saving the tree!

This tree belongs to the government.

If you break the tree, you'll get me fired.

You snapped the branch, so you're coming to the police station with me!

I'm charging you for breaking the tree in the park. Can you pay for the bail?

I'm penniless.

Maybe your relatives can help you?

There's no one. My wife has left me.

I'm going to trust you for now.

I'll let you sign the bail. Make sure you turn up at court.

Sign here.

Leave now.

This is the strongest rat poison. Be careful with it.

- It's enough to kill a person. - Are you sure?

- Three dollars. - Where's my ecstasy? I've already paid.

Those are not ecstasy.

- It's illegal to sell them. - Just give it to me.

- Pay now! - Hey!

- Where are you going? - I'm grabbing some food.

- How's your boyfriend? - He's happy.

Let's call and ask him out.

You can call him. Let's go.

- Come on. - Contraceptive pills? I don't sell them.

- Here's the money. - All coins?

- I forgot the pills. - Are you sure?

- I'm sure. - Let's head back.

- What's this? - That guy must've mixed them up.

- What a pain! - We're in a rush!

Take them and leave.

Hong Kong... goodbye.

"Let Big-Little Chiu have my eyes.

"Let kidney patients have my kidneys.

"Let my friends have my dick."

What a weirdo!

"Let Melon Scraper have my teeth.

"So long. Goodbye."

You sick pervert!

Salute!

Left. Left, right, left.

Left, right, left, right...

Lady?

What do you want?

Look at me.

You're sick!

I'll cut it off, cut it off, cut it off!

I'll cut it into pieces! I'll cut if off you!

- See if you still dare! - Left, right, left, right...

Left. Left, right, left.

Attention!

Left turn!

Right turn!

About turn!

Stop right there! Stop!

Ready. Get set.

Stop right there! Stop running or I'll shoot!

I'll shoot!

Thanks. Thanks for your support.

Thank you, everyone.

- Stop right there! - He's here.

Lend it to me for a second.

One more try.

- Lend it to me for a second. - Hey!

Go11 you!

- Sir. - Sergeant.

He was caught flashing on the street.

You again? You're really becoming annoying.

Sir, aren't my legs prettier than Miss Hong Kong?

- So pretty, right? - Put your legs down!

Do you know what day it is today?

Your godmother's birthday?

My godfather's birthday?

So, it's your godmother and my godfather's wedding anniversary?

No.

It's my thanksgiving day.

That's two times you've been in today. You're such trouble.

What? Sergeant, why is he showing his butt?

- Officer 1331. - Yes.

Get him some clothes to cover up.

Yes, sir.

Listen. I'm charging you with disorderly conduct in a public place.

I know you can't pay for bail, and you have no relatives.

Officer, lock him up. Bring him to court tomorrow.

- Sir. - What are you doing?

- You assaulting the police? - No. Actually...

I have a friend. I'll ask him to bail me out.

Call your friend now. And don't assault the police!

Got it.

Brother Nine, you've gone too far.

If you want your money back, come find me in hell!

I'm going now!

Eh? Are you kidding me?

I'm away for one minute, and the glass disappears?

What the hell is this? Damn it. Who did this?

I'll beat you up if I catch you!

I'm still alive.

My beard's still here.

Thieves must've left these.

This is unbelievable. It's not my time to die!

I'm so happy! I'm rich! Rich!

I don't have to die! I'm so happy!

"My beloved daughter, Liu Acui.

"Born on February 7th, 1958.

"Died on May 2nd, 1980."

She was only in her twenties.

Damn... I thought it was made of gold.

Just something inauspicious.

- Who are you looking for? - You.

Me? I don't know you.

But I know you.

Did you just pick up a duffle bag in the alley?

No, I didn't pick up anything.

Look at the photo. Isn't this you?

Come in and we'll talk.

That's right, it was me.

I found the bag.

Finders keepers.

Don't worry. I'm not here for the jewelry.

Actually, I'm going to give you more.

That sounds too good to be true. I don't believe you.

Let me tell you.

My name is Liu San.

This tablet belongs to my daughter, Liu Acui.

She came to Hong Kong and was captured by a gang.

She was tied up, raped, and killed by them.

Her body was discarded in the river.

I think I saw it in the news on television.

Listen. She's my one and only daughter.

After she died, I didn't want her spirit wandering around restlessly.

I wanted to find her a husband, so she wouldn't be lonely.

You're looking for a husband for her? That's none of my business.

You can advertise in the papers.

It is your business since you found the bag.

If you agree to marry my daughter, you can keep all the jewelry.

Surely this isn't going to be enough.

You want me to marry a ghost? There's a price.

If you marry my daughter, I won't treat you badly.

I'll give you a house, too.

The tenure is up to 999 years.

It's right below Government Hill.

Right beside the funeral parlor.

You're confusing me with the directions.

It's at 2, Maple Street.

Right beside Kowloon's parlor.

Whoever lives there will become rich.

Even for the parking lots, they have a total of 999 lots.

Let me think about it.

So, there's 999...

It's like a million. Are you for real?

If you agree, we'll get the papers signed right away.

PROPERTY CONTRACT

Alright. It's a deal.

Master, your son-in-law is here.

Please come in.

Bow to heaven and earth.

First bow.

Second bow.

Please have a seat, Master.

Have a cup of tea, Master.

Father, for you.

Master, please have some tea.

Dear wife, let's drink.

Offer tea to the madam as well.

Mother, for you.

Madam, please drink some tea.

Thank you, Madam. Thank you, Master.

Thank you.

Not now, Young Master.

Go and have a toast with the sisters.

Alright.

Ladies, the groom is here to make a toast.

Thank you for coming. Please enjoy yourselves.

- Cheers. - Please help yourselves.

The groom and the bride shall go into their room now.

Please take some rest.

Goodnight, young lady, young master.

- Thank you. - Goodbye.

Yu Nam, from today, you're Acui's husband.

To make it easier to get along with her...

...|'m going to tell you about her living habits.

She used to learn karate, and she's hot-tempered.

You have to accommodate her.

Also, she likes to eat instant noodles with egg.

You have to make that every day.

And she enjoys a beer before her meal.

And a Guinness after her meal.

It's good for the body.

She's very lazy, too.

She reads in bed.

When she wants to sleep, she's too lazy to turn off the lights.

Electricity is expensive, so I prepared this for her.

Clap once, the lights will turn off.

It works.

Clap twice, and the lights will turn on.

This is great. Where did you get this?

From Lane Crawford. I should get going now.

I'll come visit when I'm free.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

What a fool, marrying a ghost!

Toasting a ghost? What kind of movie is this?

I only did it for the money. What a fool!

Wife? Just rest in peace!

Don't be an eyesore.

Go back to where you are.

Stop bothering me.

Goodnight.

Is the ghost really here?

Oh, it's you.

Come on.

So this house comes with a dog?

You were here before me. I'll let you stay.

You really gave me a scare.

You fool, there's no ghost.

Idiot! Freaking yourself out.

Who's singing so badly?

Hey, that's enough!

- Be quiet, you fool! - What did you just say?

- I told you to shut up. - What?

This is Hong Kong. I'm free to do what I want.

And I can sing whatever I want.

Listen to this.

I came from the mountains with orchid grass

I can dance, too. Watch this.

A ball on my left, a ball on my right

I was playing ping-pong

What are you going to do now?

I'll sing!

So, you want balls? I'll give you some balls!

Take this!

- That hurt! - "What are you going to do now?"

The baby powder leaves you feeling so fresh.

It's in my eyes.

Hello?

What's up?

I'm not free today.

I'm going to meet Susie in Tsim Sha Tsui.

Hi. How do you do?

Miss Stewardess, where are you flying to?

Mister, you haven't paid for this month's garbage fee.

- Thirty dollars? - That's right.

- There. - Thanks.

- Who is it? - Yu Nam.

Hello, Mr. Charming.

You're such a beauty!

You beauty. Aren't you working today?

Her father is hardworking

He sells duck eggs at the market

Susie's house in Tsim Sha Tsui has many beautiful clothes

Orange, green, beige and blue all looks hot and eye-catching

She stumbles upon a handsome guy, her eyes blink fiercely

Susie from Tsim Sha Tsui is not just that simple

She goes to discos in secret and parties all night

She gives you free hugs...

- What was that for? - You're asking what's that for?

We just got married, and already you're fooling around?

- Go to hell! - I'm here for you, not Susie.

I don't understand you. She is she, and I am me.

She's a hooker, I'm a lady!

- We're different! - What are you talking about?

I'm your wife, you fool!

Go home now!

Go home! Now!

- Susie, it's me! - Go home!

Go home now!

I'm pissed!

There's no such thing.

It's just instant noodles, not abalone.

Damn you!

Are you convinced now?

That hurt!

Hey, Yu Nam, is it true?

I'm not bluffing. She's fierce.

Hey, if the ghost sees the news of how she died so miserably,

she'll probably kill you.

Damn it. I would've divorced her.

There's no need to divorce her.

I have an idea.

- What's that? - It's easy.

Give me some money.

I'll find a psychic.

We'll interrogate her. That'll do it.

- But she's a ghost, you'd have trouble. - Why, are you scared?

Money makes the world go round. Just give me the money.

Alright, I trust you.

What? Is that it?

- How much do you want? - At least one more. Come on.

Ox-Head and Horse-Face. Enforcers of the Underworld.

Liu Acui came to Hong Kong,

and she was raped and killed by men.

Her husband, Yu Nam, wants to talk to her.

I beseech you, enforcers,

allow her to meet with her husband.

What's she pointing at?

What's she doing?

You, where are you from?

I came to Hong Kong.

Why do you wander around restlessly?

I had a sad life.

When I was crossing the border,

I was captured by a gang.

They took my money.

They raped and killed me.

They tied my hands with wire.

Then, they threw my body into the river.

I died so unjustly.

Why did you come to this country?

I wanted to meet Teresa Teng.

All this trouble just to meet Teresa Teng?

You're lucky she's not asking for a co-lour television.

Young lady, you got it wrong.

Teresa Teng is not in Hong Kong.

You must go and seek her elsewhere.

Leave my client alone.

No. I can't leave.

I'll leave when I have my Hong Kong identity card.

Is this for real? The amnesty order is no longer valid.

- We don't need an identity card. - Not for the place she's from.

That's true.

You promised that I'd be able to bargain with her.

Ask her now, if I give her some money, will she leave?

Hi, there.

If he gives you some money, will you leave?

Alright.

Set up an account for me at the HSBC Bank.

How about setting up an automatic transfer, too?

- Are you kidding? Ghosts like money? - You got me.

Give me money or die!

Help! Ghost! Help!

Help!

Let go of me!

Ow! You stepped on my foot!

Who turned on the lights? We're busted!

- Turn off the lights now! - How dare you!

Give me my money back!

It's just a small amount to help out your friend.

Friend? We're not friends!

- I want my money back! - There's nothing left.

I spent it all on this show.

Let's go. Don't trust everything people say, you fool!

Don't let me ever see you again, you idiot!

Listen, I'm the best medium in town.

Have a seat.

I'm the Great Spiritual Master.

If you have any problem, just look for me.

- Well, I... - Wait, there's more!

Having problems at home? Come look for me.

Encountered a ghost or evil? I can help you!

- How did you know that? - Come sit down and we'll talk.

Your face. You look unlucky.

You're weakened by great wealth.

There's a ghost following you around.

Oh, you have a peach blossom curse, too.

If you hadn't come to me today,

you wouldn't have lived to see another day.

- Is this just another scam? - Wait!

Hard truths sting the ears, but your days are numbered.

What a shame.

- Am I going to die? - Indeed you are.

- Without my help, you'll die for sure. - And you can save me?

Of course. I'm the Great Spiritual Master.

For real? I just got scammed last night.

For sure. And you can pay me after.

- Even Miss Daisy agrees. - Miss Daisy?

The one from the milk company.

Alright. Deal.

Summoning the Four Heavenly Kings

to exorcise demons and monsters.

Summoning Liu Acui's spirit!

Capturing Liu Acui's spirit!

Swiftly, by the order of the law!

Commence, two north. Three through, four beneath.

Five crossed, six beneath, seven through.

Eight beneath, nine summoning.

Liu Acui's spirit, quickly return!

I beseech you, come forth to the gourd!

I beseech you, come forth to the gourd...

I beseech you, come forth to the gourd!

Rest within, and remain bound!

You may turn on the lights now.

I've captured the ghost.

Sorry for the offense. Please forgive me.

The ghost you've asked me to capture is not just any ghost,

but the owner of this house.

How can I capture her?

She's asking me to leave.

Sorry, I can't help you.

But Master...

You're so bad.

You're so bad.

- You fool! - What?

How dare you find a priest to capture me?

Do you think I'm that weak?

- Are you being possessed? - Possessed? How dare you!

Sit down there!

Hey! Do you know who I am?

I'm your wife.

You want to get rid of me? That's wishful thinking!

Even if you are a ghost, please be reasonable.

Be reasonable?

We were officially married.

Do you think I'd fool around with other men?

I'm totally loyal. Understand?

I know that. I married you.

Just as long as you know.

I gave you everything, food, money.

How could you be ungrateful?

You even hired a priest to capture me?

I had no choice.

I'm only human, a man with sexual needs.

And you're like the wind, you have nothing for me.

I only sleep with a pillow. I can't just keep masturbating!

Well, not always.

- What do you have for me? - Rest assured. I'll satisfy you tonight.

It's past one o'clock. Where's my satisfaction?

I've been fooled again.

I should just get some sleep.

Miss Stewardess, did you just fly back?

What are you doing?

I'm here to satisfy you, dear husband.

It's you. We can do it every night.

Open the door! Open the door!

You can come in now, hubby.

Open the door!

I can't take it anymore. Open the door!

Oh, damn it! I can't take it anymore.

Come watch me shower.

Foreplay? That's a good move.

Always at your service.

It's wet!

Ladies and gentlemen.

The aircraft is entering the eye of a typhoon.

We might experience strong turbulence.

Please fasten your seat belts.

The turbulence is really strong!

Not again?

I'll show you some colors!

Don't worry. You've got me.

Oh, my beautiful erhu...

It's broken.

I'll still love you forever.

BRYLCREEM A LITTLE DAB'LL DO YA!

You look great

I look great

Everyone looks great

I like this.

For the Han State

I am willing to use both my sword and books to conquer the world

With a righteous heart

I will defend my country and annihilate my enemies

I'll be with you day and night

I'll be your best friend in bed

Perfect.

I'll check the weather.

- I'm so sorry. - You're sorry?

Water your plants more carefully. You got me all wet.

Miss Stewardess is here!

You again? You need more detergent?

Bye-bye!

Have you forgotten about me?

I was here yesterday. I'm your wife!

What? In this body?

Stop talking already!

- Let's go inside. - Let's skip tonight, dearest.

Why skip tonight? I want you now! Right now!

Not like this. Help!

Help!

Stop!

Come on!

Come over here! Let's get this done!

Help! Help!

Rape! Help!

Rape!

Rape!

I'll stop you right there! Serves you right!

- Stop throwing things at me! - Stay away from me.

Come to me!

How dare you!

- Let's do this! - Help!

You... look... great

I'll be with you day and night

Forever and a day, I'll be your best friend...

- Be careful. There's paint here. - I know that!

Not again?

Hey, hey! You keep going to the toilet. Are your kidneys alright?

None of your business.

I only ask because I care.

Why do you have crossed eyes?

Well, because I peeped at my sister taking a shower.

Too many times I've crossed eyes!

You're lucky you're not blind.

When can you finish up? You're blocking the way.

Don't worry. I'll get this done in no time.

Watch this.

Egg stain. Ketchup stain.

Soy sauce stain.

Draw a circle, surrounding them.

And let me do my job!

Look at the egg stain, gone.

Ketchup stain, gone.

Soy sauce stain, gone.

All stains, gone.

Now, the wall is clean.

Even with crossed eyes, I'm as good as any normal person.

I get it. Just do it quickly.

Please, I beg you.

And you have a big nose!

Let me put on some make-up!

- Who is it? - It's me.

- What do you want? - I feel horny, ever so horny.

Talk to me later!

Hubby, I want you now!

- Come out now. - With his body?

- Hurry! - I need a plunger.

Hurry! I want you now! I can't wait any longer!

I'm not finished yet!

I can't wait any longer. I want you right now.

Oh, this is bad. I need to save myself.

- I want you right now. - Use this stick.

- I don't want that! I want you! - Help!

Hubby! Come here!

I love you.

Ah! You stink!

- What's wrong? I want you! - Go find someone else.

I want you.

I don't want a blowjob. I want you.

- What's wrong? - Toilet.

So slipper)'-

Hubby. I'm fine with a blowjob. I'm coming down.

No, don't do it.

|fHflp.No!No!No!

Stop. Don't come down.

It's going to rip! No!

It's fine. Don't worry. It won't rip.

This is nice.

Hey, wifey...

If you want to have sex tonight, please possess Miss Stewardess.

No cleaning lady or painter.

And definitely no godmother. It's unbearable.

You need to take care of my stick, or it'll be game over soon.

Alright?

It's a deal? That's my wife!

That was fast! It's open, come in!

Another wonderful night.

I'll make up the room.

Your toilet roll.

Brother Nine.

You've got some nerve.

You lied about killing yourself, and now you're enjoying life here, huh?

I'm now a eunuch because of you.

I can't enjoy a sex life anymore. How do you make up for that?

- I'll fix it for you. - Fix it?

If I could fix it, I wouldn't be here!

I'll pay you compensation.

You must be day dreaming.

Let him know the total.

$34,000...

Boss, the total including interest comes to $2,400,000.

- Did you hear that? - Are you sure?

How could it be over two million?

You must be kidding. Is that Japanese Yen?

That's not including my medical fees. Pay up now!

I'm not a bank!

What are you doing? Put that away. It's dangerous.

People can get hurt. Stop fooling around.

I want you to suffer like me and have no sex for the rest of your life.

- Grab him! - Help! Don't do this!

Help!

- Take out his penis. - No!

Boss, why do you sound like a woman?

No! Please!

Let me cut yours off. I'll turn you into a eunuch.

Please, no! Don't!

- Don't do it. - Let me cut it off.

- Boss! What are you doing? - Let me go.

- That was close. - Let me go!

Get off me!

What's wrong with you?

- Let me cut it off. - Put down the knife!

- Put down the knife! - Come on, let me cut it off.

Are you crazy? Let go of me!

Come on, then.

- What's the matter with you? - I'll cut it off.

Help! Boss, help! Boss!

He's been possessed! Grab his finger!

Grab his finger!

Have you got a death wish?

Please go easy on me.

- Please go easy on me. -Judo?

Wait! No!

Please go easy on me. Tomoe-nage, circular throw.

I'll do it myself. Circular throw!

Not enough?

Not enough? Again!

This place is haunted.

Don't come here ever again. Let's go, hurry!

Thank you.

Thank you.

- When did you move in? - None of your business.

That's not a very kind attitude...

Place your bets, everyone!

Open! One, three, four. Eight. Small.

SMALL

Oh, not again?

It's been "Small" all the way.

Bet again.

I've got no more bets.

Ah, an empty seat. Whose is this?

Here are my secret savings.

Go big or go home.

- What are you doing? - Thief!

Thief! Somebody, help me!

- Thief! - Let go of it!

- Thief! - Give it to me!

I'd better stay away. I'll wait.

Help!

Help!

HGIp me!

Right... I'll teach you a lesson.

How dare you rob an old lady? Go to hell!

Pray you don't ever run into me!

- Are you alright? - I was scared to death.

You're such a kind person.

What's wrong with the world? Robbing an old lady like me?

- Don't move! - So, you're the thief?

Stand still! You'll die if you move an inch.

You're even poorer than me.

What is this? You fool!

Don't you dare move, or I'll shoot your penis off!

Unzip your pants. Now!

- I'm not wearing underwear. - I'll count to three.

Unzip it or I'll shoot.

One...

Two...

Wow. This is a heavy load.

You fool!

Stop making noise or I'll kill you!

Give me my gold.

Hey, please don't.

Get moving! Now!

Hey, wifey.

I've been unlucky in gambling lately.

Even my last savings were taken away.

If I lose again, you won't even have a house to live in.

Wifey, we're married, you should help me to win back my money.

You're useless.

What?

You can?

That's a good wife!

Place your bets!

I'm placing my bet now.

- Are you sure? - I'm sure! All-six!

- That fool's bet so much on all-six. - What stupidity!

And you're stupid if you don't follow me.

We'd be stupid if we did follow you!

Open!

Two sixes and one five. Total 17, big.

Just two sixes?

What's wrong with her? She's tricked me again!

Now I'm pissed!

We're husband and wife. How could you?

You said you were going to help me. You lied!

Hubby, what's the matter?

Why are you so mad, hubby?

"Hubby"?

I want a divorce!

I want a divorce.

I want to...

Wifey, I don't get you.

Sometimes you're fierce...

...sometimes you're gentle and sweet.

Women are like that.

Let me tell you, I went to the casino.

- But I couldn't get in. - Why?

Because there's a Door God at the entrance.

- Door God? - The guardian of the casino.

- What should I do? - Prepare an umbrella.

Then, put my tablet in it, and take the umbrella into the casino.

- Will that work? - Just do as I say.

Hey, what's with the umbrella? It's not raining.

I just bought it.

- Any weapons? - Of course not.

Stick it over there.

Please let me win big.

Hubby.

You've got me in.

Bet on three sixes. Every time.

- Three sixes? - Right.

You're the best.

Why did you pinch me? Are you nuts?

Place your bets. Place your bets, everyone.

Two hundred dollars on three sixes? You're gonna lose big.

Let me see...

Hey, Miss. Can you see his face? It's green.

Nonsense. I'm losing here!

Big!

Open!

Three sixes!

Three sixes!

- Hey, what's up with your voice? - I think I ate too much spicy food.

You shou|d've followed my bet.

Ah, you're in luck, boss! Here's your $200.

- Your face glows with victory. - Leave it to me.

Let us win some, too.

Here's the first stack.

And the second stack.

- This is for you. - Thank you.

Thank you.

Place your bets, everyone!

- Three sixes, 400. - Are you sure? Again?

Fine, I'll bet one buck with you.

Open!

Three sixes!

I shou|d've placed more!

"Big" wins again.

Not again?

That's an awful lot of money.

Change the dealer.

Hey, move away. You take over.

Boss, there have been too many wins. I think it's cursed.

Pause the game.

This table will be temporarily closed. Please move to the next table.

Are you kidding?

Hubby, we've won almost one million. Isn't that enough?

Are you crazy? Of course not. Plus, it was hard to get you in here.

Hey, what are they doing?

How would I know? Let's play it by ear.

- Wifey, wifey... - What did you call me? Wifey?

I'm a man!

Why would you call me "wifey"? You're crazy.

There's a gambler outside.

He has a strong aura, and he's been winning on three sixes.

He's taken $90,000. Go deal with him.

No problem.

Kill!

Place your bets.

Place your bets.

Wifey, she's strong.

Enter into her body. And hurry.

He's very lucky.

- Let's follow his bet! - You must bet on other numbers!

We want to bet on this!

Open.

Not afraid of heaven, not afraid of Earth

I fear no one. Leave me!

- Bring it on. - Open!

This round doesn't count. Take back your money.

Play once again.

She's really got something. She's blocking me.

Prayer papers!

- It's unbelievable. - It really is.

What's the next result?

- Stacked dice again. - No! Again?

- Place a $500 side bet. - $500? Deal!

Kill!

Place your bets.

Three sixes.

Open!

- Again? - How strange.

- Is this for real? - This is very odd.

Stacked dice again. Take back your money.

I won.

- Play another round? - No, thank you!

You've got some skills, bitch. I salute you.

He has a large aura.

I think you're no match for him. You should stop now.

What? I'm no match for him?

I'll win the next round.

Well... alright.

- Amazing. - There'll be a good show later.

It's Hex versus Witchcraft.

KILL

Place your bet!

Three sixes.

Open!

The dice are spinning!

“ Six! _ Six! Six!

' Six! ' Six!

Kill!

Look at the dice, it's still spinning!

- Amazing! - That's incredible!

You're fired.

Give me the money.

Hey, you played a good game, really amazing.

You've won big. But please don't come here again.

Take this and leave.

Thank you so much!

Let's close the casino for a while...

Boss, you've been hexed. Look at you, look at your mouth.

I'll spoil you

I'll surely spoil you

We'll have sex tonight, flying planes up into the sky

It's getting late.

She should be here by now.

What's that?

- This is expensive jewelry. - How come he has a bag of that?

- Father, what's up? - I'm not here for you. Don't worry.

My daughter has a new lover.

She likes muscular guys.

- So, I have no wife? - Don't worry.

She has a solution for you. Look!

Hey, you.

I'm crazily in love with you!

Money and women, I've got 'em all. Bye!