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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,625 --> 00:01:07,583 IT ALL STARTED WHEN, TIRED OF HIS FIANCEE'S JEALOUSY, 2 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:11,292 JEAN ARTHUR BONAVENTURE INVENTED A RIVAL TO HER. 3 00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:32,917 HE WANTED TO TEASE HER, BUT IT BACKFIRED. 4 00:01:47,042 --> 00:01:49,750 THE CASTAWAYS OF TURTLE ISLAND 5 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,833 HE GAVE THE IMAGINARY RIVAL 6 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,000 A NAME SIMILAR TO HIS COLLEAGUE'S FIANCEE'S. 7 00:02:51,167 --> 00:02:54,250 HER NAME WAS ETIENNETTE, HE CALLED HIS LISETTE. 8 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,417 Jean Arthur... 9 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:22,833 HE COULD HARDLY GUESS WHERE THIS WAS GOING TO TAKE HIM. 10 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,375 - How are you? - Bad. 11 00:03:26,417 --> 00:03:28,708 It's Yolande, she pisses me off. 12 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:31,792 So do you. Where did you put my book? 13 00:03:31,958 --> 00:03:33,792 There before your very eyes. 14 00:03:34,125 --> 00:03:37,542 - I'll lend it to you! - No need to get so nervous! 15 00:03:37,708 --> 00:03:40,000 Honestly, you piss me off as well. 16 00:03:43,583 --> 00:03:45,000 You got some cheek! 17 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:46,417 This book is mine. 18 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:51,125 Excuse me, I'd like to get some information about a cruise. 19 00:03:51,292 --> 00:03:53,625 Certainly. Where? 20 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:56,042 Consquitador... 21 00:03:57,542 --> 00:03:59,833 - Pardon? - Consquitador. 22 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:01,792 Conquistador! 23 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:03,583 Just a second. 24 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:06,417 Good choice, it's a very beautiful cruise, 25 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:08,333 Conquistador is. 26 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,417 Package 101, porthole, shower and toilet: FF 1,196. 27 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:18,417 301, porthole, shower and toilet: FF 2,852. 28 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:21,875 401, porthole, bathtub and toilet: FF 4,123. 29 00:04:22,042 --> 00:04:24,708 It's here, information deck. You see? 30 00:04:24,875 --> 00:04:27,417 - Is my book there? - Piss off, ask fatso! 31 00:04:27,583 --> 00:04:32,000 So you see... 401, porthole, bathtub and toilet: FF 4,123. 32 00:04:32,167 --> 00:04:35,292 The information deck is... right here... 33 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:37,333 No, it's here... 34 00:04:38,042 --> 00:04:39,292 Well, somewhere there. 35 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:41,458 The best one is the grand salon, 36 00:04:41,625 --> 00:04:45,458 501, porthole, bathtub and shower: FF 5,500. 37 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:50,292 You got anything without porthole? I can get fresh air up on the deck. 38 00:04:53,625 --> 00:04:56,000 So you want package 1106. 39 00:04:56,167 --> 00:04:59,458 Yes, you know... I'll go to the deck for fresh air. 40 00:05:01,958 --> 00:05:04,500 In that case, there's package 1106 for FF 874. 41 00:05:04,667 --> 00:05:07,958 But could I organise my cruise by myself? 42 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:12,458 By yourself? You mean, you're going by yourself? 43 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:16,792 If you want to go by yourself, forget everything I said. 44 00:05:18,458 --> 00:05:21,125 - Where do you want to go? - To Yucatan. 45 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:23,500 Yucatan! 46 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:26,542 - When do you want to go? - February 15. 47 00:05:26,708 --> 00:05:27,833 What time? 48 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 At about 6 pm. 49 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,792 In a minute, we'll see if that's possible. 50 00:05:37,333 --> 00:05:42,708 CN Airlines operates three flights: 16:50, 18:15, 19:45. 51 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,208 18:15. 52 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:46,875 Good, shall we do it? 53 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,333 Who's speaking? 54 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,542 - Wasn't he with you? - No, he wasn't. 55 00:05:50,708 --> 00:05:52,667 So he was telling me the truth! 56 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:56,333 He was with a certain Lisette Benoit, who works for Olivetti. 57 00:05:56,875 --> 00:05:59,000 Yeah, but how do you know that? 58 00:05:59,167 --> 00:06:02,750 I went to Olivetti yesterday, but she wasn't working. 59 00:06:02,917 --> 00:06:04,875 Anyway, sorry for bothering you. 60 00:06:05,042 --> 00:06:07,167 OK... do you want to speak to him? 61 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:10,125 No! Please don't tell him I called you. 62 00:06:10,292 --> 00:06:11,667 Once again, I'm sorry. 63 00:06:12,208 --> 00:06:14,083 What's your name? 64 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:19,917 Who was that? 65 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,583 Who was that? 66 00:06:22,292 --> 00:06:23,458 Lisette. 67 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:26,375 I don't know anyone called Lisette. 68 00:06:26,542 --> 00:06:27,583 Are you sure? 69 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:30,833 A certain Lisette Benoit, from Olivetti. 70 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:33,417 What kind of a joke is that? 71 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:39,458 I made that up, I didn't want to tell Yolande I was with you. 72 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:42,333 Felt like teasing her a bit. So that was... 73 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:46,750 That was Yolande on the phone. And she asked me not tell you. 74 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:50,250 Actually, for your information, I should tell you 75 00:06:50,417 --> 00:06:54,542 she went to Olivetti yesterday. There is a Lisette Benoit there. 76 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:59,708 Yolande must've spoken to her and she didn't understand a thing. 77 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:03,167 You'll get in trouble. 78 00:07:07,292 --> 00:07:09,333 - Hey! Jean Arthur! - Etiennette. 79 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,750 How are you? What are you doing here? 80 00:07:11,917 --> 00:07:14,625 I just came by to say hello. 81 00:07:14,792 --> 00:07:16,167 That's nice. 82 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:18,542 I also wanted to ask you... 83 00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:22,042 if you know a girl called Lisette who works here. 84 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:24,583 It's a big company. I don't know everyone. 85 00:07:26,542 --> 00:07:28,167 Why do you ask that? 86 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:31,458 Just like that... nothing important... 87 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:36,500 I just thought: "Well, why don't I ask her..." 88 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:38,625 How can I find her? 89 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:43,000 Go to Personnel, one floor up, and ask for Mr Cletienne. 90 00:07:52,417 --> 00:07:55,375 - I'm looking for Mr Cletienne. - That's me. 91 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:57,750 Could you give me some information? 92 00:07:57,917 --> 00:07:59,792 By all means, if I can help. 93 00:07:59,958 --> 00:08:03,792 - Thank you. It's about my sister. - Your sister? Who's she? 94 00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:06,833 My sister is Lisette Benoit. 95 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,667 Lisette Benoit... yes, she works here. 96 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:12,458 I incidentally found out that she works here. 97 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:15,667 She ran away and I've been looking for her. 98 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:17,292 So is she here? 99 00:08:17,458 --> 00:08:18,917 Of course, Mr Benoit. 100 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:21,083 - No, Bonaventure. - Bonaventure? 101 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:25,958 My name is Bonaventure, Lisette's is Benoit, she married Roger. 102 00:08:27,958 --> 00:08:30,750 Someone else asked me the same thing yesterday. 103 00:08:31,208 --> 00:08:35,000 I think I still have her registration number on me. 104 00:08:35,167 --> 00:08:38,333 Here, it's 027 67 15. 105 00:08:38,917 --> 00:08:40,583 Could I see her now? 106 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:43,125 It's difficult during working hours. 107 00:08:43,292 --> 00:08:48,417 Let's see. It's 5:40, the staff leave between quarter to and ten to. 108 00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:50,667 - I can let her know. - Thank you. 109 00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:53,083 6th floor, Legal Department. 110 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,708 - Thank you. - Goodbye. 111 00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:57,333 She's in the next office. 112 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:58,917 - Lisette? - Yes? 113 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:01,042 You're looking for Lisette Benoit? 114 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:04,292 Yes, she's my sister. I was wondering if I could... 115 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:09,250 This gentleman. 116 00:09:09,417 --> 00:09:10,500 Hello. 117 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:14,708 Could we have a quick word? It's very important. 118 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:16,750 You can save my life unknowingly. 119 00:09:16,917 --> 00:09:19,875 I'm off in 10 minutes. Meet me downstairs. 120 00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:21,333 OK, I'll do that. 121 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,208 What's your name? 122 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:54,375 Jean Arthur. 123 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:55,542 I like it. 124 00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:57,875 My father gave me that name. 125 00:09:58,042 --> 00:10:02,375 He wanted it to rhyme. His name is Fernand Bonaventure. 126 00:10:02,542 --> 00:10:06,833 He wanted something poetic for me: Jean Arthur Bonaventure. 127 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,042 That's very nice. 128 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,667 What are you having? 129 00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:13,000 A rum. 130 00:10:13,792 --> 00:10:15,958 What would you expect me to have? 131 00:10:18,292 --> 00:10:19,583 A rum, please. 132 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,958 We also have funny names at home. 133 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:23,542 Like what, for instance? 134 00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:26,042 Irenee Nestor. Isn't that funny? 135 00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:28,208 Yes, that's funny too. 136 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,833 It doesn't rhyme, 137 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 but it's cool. 138 00:10:34,958 --> 00:10:38,292 Listen, I don't really understand what you want. 139 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:40,208 If your girlfriend turns up, 140 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:43,042 I won't be able to pretend. I can't lie. 141 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:47,667 I couldn't possibly make her believe I'm your girlfriend. 142 00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:50,750 You could try. 143 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:54,125 I can't lie. I simply can't. 144 00:10:55,375 --> 00:10:58,792 If you're not used to lying, it's kind of difficult. 145 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:03,833 It'll be easier to do the real thing. 146 00:11:04,292 --> 00:11:07,833 I find you handsome, I like blonde men with blue eyes. 147 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,833 My boyfriend left two weeks ago. 148 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,292 I really want to have sex with you. 149 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:22,500 Thank you. 150 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,750 Two more, please. 151 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:33,750 So? 152 00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:55,167 I'm going to sleep so well! 153 00:11:57,458 --> 00:12:00,458 Hey, is that a nightshirt? 154 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:04,375 - Well it's a shirt... - It's all torn. Look at that! 155 00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:06,750 - You did that. - Did I? 156 00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:10,083 You tear me all apart. 157 00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:14,375 Don't start. 158 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:16,917 Or you'll get some kisses. 159 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:20,208 At home, we don't wear nightshirts. 160 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,458 Neither do we. I'm the only one. 161 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,167 That's funny. 162 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,125 Where did you get that? 163 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,375 Was it your grandfather's? 164 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,083 - It's my fetish shirt. - Fetish! 165 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,000 When I don't have it on... 166 00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:37,583 Don't rip it! 167 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:39,083 Look at that. 168 00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:51,750 I don't like my men to wear nightshirts. Take it off! 169 00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:53,208 Come take it off. 170 00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:56,167 No, you're gonna rip it. 171 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,292 You don't want to play? Boring! 172 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,958 Listen, I have an idea. I'd like to go out. 173 00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:16,167 Where shall I take you? 174 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:20,125 I'll take you to a great club called Castel's. 175 00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:21,708 Castel's? 176 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,375 What's that? 177 00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:27,125 It's a very fashionable club. 178 00:13:27,292 --> 00:13:31,417 A textiles club? A sales reps club? Not my kind of place. 179 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,792 - What do you mean? - I don't know... 180 00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:38,583 I'll tell you what, I have some Brazilian friends here. 181 00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:42,750 They're very cool people. 182 00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:46,667 I'd like to go see them this afternoon, if you agree. 183 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,042 - Can we dance there? - Sure. 184 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,167 - Take that off. - How about your... 185 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,917 No! You're gonna rip it! Stop it. 186 00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,250 You're tickling me! 187 00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,083 I'm not tickling you. 188 00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:03,625 Take that off. 189 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,958 Come on, take that off! 190 00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:20,625 Who could that be? 191 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:35,792 Speaking. 192 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,542 Ah, it's y... 193 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,208 Yes, I was sleeping. 194 00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:43,583 No. Panting? 195 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,667 That's because I had a nightmare. 196 00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:53,958 Yes, I'm alone. 197 00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:55,583 Alone! 198 00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:00,333 No, I'm alone. That's... 199 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,167 No, I was... 200 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,542 You wake me up like that... 201 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:11,542 A woman! 202 00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:15,250 Who's that talking? 203 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:16,958 My sister. 204 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,125 - Me? Your sister? - Please, be nice. 205 00:15:20,292 --> 00:15:23,458 My half-sister. That's why I never... Yes. 206 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,917 - Half-sister? - Come on! 207 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:33,250 I had a nightmare, she came to see me straightaway. 208 00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:37,083 We've had sex all night and now I'm your sister! 209 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,292 What am I doing? 210 00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:40,708 She's talking... 211 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,125 She's talking nonsense. 212 00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:45,333 Give me that, I want to speak to her. 213 00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:48,042 Just a second. 214 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:53,458 Listen, I must ask you to leave my husband alone. 215 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:57,042 You woke him up to bother him with your stories. 216 00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:59,417 Stop pestering him! 217 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,500 Don't bother him and leave us alone. 218 00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,458 He's my husband. 219 00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,583 I can't believe women! 220 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:12,417 Why don't you try to find somebody else? 221 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,833 It's always the same with you! 222 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,167 - It's the 1st time we've had sex! - The 1st time? 223 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:22,833 "Always the same"... 224 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,750 Always the same? Not always the same. 225 00:16:26,042 --> 00:16:27,208 What? 226 00:16:28,292 --> 00:16:31,500 - Who's your woman? Me or her? - She's my sister. 227 00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:34,833 - She's your sister and so am I! - I didn't say that. 228 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,083 What's going on? 229 00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:39,250 I told her you were my sister... No, I told you... 230 00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:40,583 You! 231 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:44,042 When you go to work, you say: "I'm off to work, hon." 232 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:47,208 But in fact you're fooling around while I'm here! 233 00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:51,083 I'm not fooling around. My sister wanted to know how I was! 234 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,333 That proves it! 235 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,250 That proves what? 236 00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:56,458 - That proves it. - Proves what? 237 00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:58,542 She's just called! 238 00:16:58,708 --> 00:16:59,708 Who? 239 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,583 - She has just called! - That was my sister. 240 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:06,583 Your sister? I'm your sister and now she's your sister? 241 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:10,250 You're not my sister, she is. I said: "That's my sister." 242 00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:13,417 Now you're telling me she's your sister. 243 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,750 - Why did she call? - To ask how I was. 244 00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:22,083 Right... And she kept calling you "darling". 245 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,667 - You can call a brother darling. - Darling? A brother? 246 00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,000 Why? 247 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:30,875 - You don't call your brother darling? - No. 248 00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:36,875 I'm sorry, but in my family we call each other "my darling". 249 00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:38,208 How strange! 250 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:43,583 You can say "darling", but there are ways and ways of saying it. 251 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,042 You think I say it in a special way? 252 00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:50,458 You say it to me the same way you said it on the phone. 253 00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:51,958 Because I was panting! 254 00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:53,375 Panting? 255 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,667 That's an excuse... 256 00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:00,333 Not at all! She's my sister, so I said... 257 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,167 I didn't even say "darling"! 258 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:07,500 You couldn't say it, I was sitting next to you! 259 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:10,375 - You were sitting next to me? - I'm here. 260 00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:11,542 I know you are! 261 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:14,583 If I wasn't here, she'd be lying in my bed. 262 00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,625 Not my sister! She'd be... 263 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:19,250 But I'm your sister as well! Come on... 264 00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:22,917 You're my big sister! You're my darling little sister. 265 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:25,875 It's over now. 266 00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:28,708 Wait. 267 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:30,958 There. 268 00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:34,833 - The nerve! - So you don't have to answer... 269 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,792 - That's not it! - Vicious! 270 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:40,167 Now we can sleep all night without being disturbed. 271 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,792 Sleep all night... 272 00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:46,042 I'd rather get a divorce. I'm fed up with all this. 273 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,500 A divorce! We first slept together last night! 274 00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,542 What kind of a girl is that? 275 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,583 That proves it! 276 00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:57,750 What? You've been saying that for an hour now! 277 00:18:57,917 --> 00:19:00,375 I'm fed up, you hear? Fed up! 278 00:19:01,292 --> 00:19:06,000 Because of you, I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can't do anything. 279 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,625 - Come here, it's over. - I'm fed up... 280 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,708 I'm dying to take a wee. 281 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,958 - It's over there. - Over there? 282 00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:24,333 I don't want you to see me naked. 283 00:19:25,042 --> 00:19:28,875 - We've had sex all night. - That's not the same thing. 284 00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:33,208 What do you want? I can't do that for you! 285 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,417 Come on... 286 00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:36,958 Here. 287 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,458 - Good. - Put this on. 288 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:53,333 That's sweet. Thanks, darling. 289 00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:57,792 I nearly saw them. 290 00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:01,000 You'll see nothing at all. 291 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,542 Absolutely nothing! 292 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,583 There. 293 00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,833 Who's that girl? 294 00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:15,375 A black girl. 295 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,083 You like black women? 296 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,333 Well yes... 297 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:25,625 I can't... 298 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,333 For no special reason... 299 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,958 I mean, it's... 300 00:20:31,292 --> 00:20:35,417 Beautiful hair. I'll grow my hair into an Afro. 301 00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:36,583 Look. 302 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,125 This is a friend of mine. 303 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,708 - What's her name? - Marise. 304 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:05,958 Hello, Marise. 305 00:22:07,917 --> 00:22:10,542 The Caribbean... Those far-away countries... 306 00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,417 I'd love to go somewhere sunny. 307 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,417 So would I. 308 00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:18,208 I'm sick of living in this country. 309 00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:22,833 You make no friends, no pals... Everybody's so grumpy! 310 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,583 Me too, when I have enough money, I'll go there. 311 00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:27,792 I don't get it. 312 00:22:27,958 --> 00:22:31,667 You fools work for a travel agency, but never travel. 313 00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,292 It should be easier for you. 314 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:38,833 What's stopping us from exploring desert islands? 315 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,333 You make me laugh. There are no more desert islands! 316 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,250 On desert islands, you see plastic bottles, 317 00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:47,625 people do water-skiing on oil slicks, 318 00:22:47,792 --> 00:22:51,292 coconuts come in cans and there's no more fish in the sea. 319 00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:53,542 - What? - No more fish in the sea! 320 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:55,333 No more fish in the sea? 321 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:59,042 Well I know places where you don't have to work. 322 00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:02,083 You can catch fish with your own hands. 323 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:06,333 If you reach out a bit higher, you can pick mangoes. 324 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,125 Hey Fatso, 325 00:23:08,292 --> 00:23:11,167 wouldn't you like to go to a desert island 326 00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:13,542 and live on love and fresh water? 327 00:23:15,542 --> 00:23:17,208 I mean, she's right... 328 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:19,000 Wouldn't that tempt you? 329 00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:22,667 Wake up, Big Ben Teddy Crusoe. 330 00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:24,792 Shut up. I have an idea. 331 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:27,208 Excuse me. 332 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:30,750 Listen, at the agency we can see that people want 333 00:23:30,917 --> 00:23:32,667 something exotic and unexpected. 334 00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:34,083 Unexpected, yeah. 335 00:23:34,625 --> 00:23:39,333 No one has ever had the idea to offer a holiday programme 336 00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:42,833 that has no programme. 337 00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:49,875 If we whisk people off to a place where they can only eat and drink, 338 00:23:50,042 --> 00:23:53,417 I'm sure they'll pay FF 2,590 for three weeks. 339 00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:54,708 Is that a bet? 340 00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:59,375 Even if they have to find their own food. I'm sure! 341 00:23:59,542 --> 00:24:00,875 Hang on... 342 00:24:01,042 --> 00:24:03,000 I have an idea! 343 00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:07,125 Wait a minute, it's my idea. 344 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,625 Are they always like that? 345 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:15,042 A great idea! We could sell it to the agency and make some money. 346 00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:18,083 I want a new Renault 16 for my holidays. 347 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,708 Big Teddy in a family saloon car! 348 00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:25,583 So what? Listen, pal. You'll never see me walk! 349 00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:28,125 It's people like you that... 350 00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:29,667 I'm having drinks. 351 00:24:33,625 --> 00:24:34,620 There! 352 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,720 O que 353 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:42,660 e que a baiana tem? 354 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:44,833 What? 355 00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:48,625 That one. 356 00:26:11,792 --> 00:26:14,125 So we've come up with an idea... 357 00:26:14,292 --> 00:26:17,583 You know that we sell classic products all day long. 358 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:22,125 For instance, a trip to Guadalajara, Mexico for FF 2,250, 359 00:26:22,292 --> 00:26:24,083 hotel with breakfast included. 360 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:28,375 The fifteen-day Rio package for FF 5,080, 361 00:26:28,542 --> 00:26:30,125 "Saudade do Brasil". 362 00:26:30,292 --> 00:26:33,792 The Inca temples in twelve days, round trip Paris-Paris. 363 00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:37,333 Bangkok, FF 2,850, penetration price. 364 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:40,583 That includes a trip to Payuta and Yata. 365 00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:44,667 Departure by coach at 9 am, then back to Bangkok for a day. 366 00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:49,667 Listen, I know all that. 367 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:57,125 All day long we also sell products that are less traditional. 368 00:26:58,042 --> 00:27:01,125 The Amazon cruise, up the Zaire River in a pirogue. 369 00:27:01,292 --> 00:27:04,333 - Nomalisation... - Nomadisation, right. 370 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,083 Of the Mauritanian tribes. 371 00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:09,000 It's not "of", it's "with". They're nomads. 372 00:27:09,167 --> 00:27:10,250 Yeah, that's right. 373 00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:15,833 Sir, we can... at least we think we can go even further. 374 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,208 You see, in modern life... 375 00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:21,542 In current modern life, 376 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:25,625 we're weighed down by trivial, minor emotions. 377 00:27:25,792 --> 00:27:30,042 We think there's a need for unforgettable, unique emotions. 378 00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:33,125 Yeah... unique. 379 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,667 Grandiose emotions. 380 00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:41,583 How? 381 00:27:43,292 --> 00:27:45,750 If in the jungle 382 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:47,792 or in foul marshes, 383 00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:55,375 you find yourself not knowing how to eat, drink... 384 00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:57,417 Sleep. How to sleep as well. 385 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:03,208 All these everyday life things, I won't name them all. 386 00:28:03,375 --> 00:28:08,083 As he said, things that are trivial in a city context, 387 00:28:09,708 --> 00:28:11,708 but once you're out there... 388 00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:14,958 Well, the idea is: I get some people 389 00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:18,042 and drop them on a desert island. 390 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:24,000 In the Caribbean. 391 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:30,167 There are no more desert islands. 392 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:31,708 Are you kidding me? 393 00:28:32,625 --> 00:28:36,417 Nowadays, they build air-conditioned hotels 394 00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:38,625 for curler-haired American grannies. 395 00:28:39,208 --> 00:28:43,458 You're exaggerating, Mr Richon. There are some left. 396 00:28:43,625 --> 00:28:47,125 We'll force people to fend for themselves 397 00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:50,042 and this product will be called Robinson Crusoe. 398 00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:54,625 Actually, I can't say it's not an interesting idea. 399 00:28:55,125 --> 00:28:58,875 But you see, I don't make any decisions. 400 00:28:59,042 --> 00:29:01,917 I run this agency, that's all. 401 00:29:02,083 --> 00:29:03,708 But perhaps 402 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:07,417 I can arrange for you to meet the managing director, 403 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:10,500 if you want to sell your idea. 404 00:29:18,292 --> 00:29:19,458 Boissier? 405 00:29:20,667 --> 00:29:23,667 Is Mr Nottingham in Paris at the moment? 406 00:30:38,375 --> 00:30:39,750 Are you leaving at one? 407 00:30:39,917 --> 00:30:43,125 I've just arrived. Book me on the 5 o'clock flight. 408 00:30:43,292 --> 00:30:45,583 There are a few letters to sign. 409 00:30:46,708 --> 00:30:49,750 I've already told you, that can wait till next week! 410 00:30:49,917 --> 00:30:54,167 - Mr Leblanc said it was urgent. - Mr Leblanc is an idiot! 411 00:30:55,792 --> 00:30:57,750 So what am I supposed to do? 412 00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:01,292 Mr Bonaventure? 413 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,125 What are you doing for lunch? 414 00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:11,875 - Nothing. - Have lunch with me. 415 00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:14,417 Yes, Mr Nottingham. 416 00:31:20,542 --> 00:31:21,875 And you, of course. 417 00:31:25,875 --> 00:31:28,625 Where are you going to find the desert islands? 418 00:31:28,792 --> 00:31:30,042 In the Caribbean. 419 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,750 There are a few places. 420 00:31:32,917 --> 00:31:34,667 Virgin Islands, Tobago... 421 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,083 If for instance... 422 00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:53,292 There's something else to be considered. 423 00:31:54,667 --> 00:31:56,292 The insurance. 424 00:31:57,417 --> 00:32:01,292 When you offer a product, say crossing Thailand on foot, 425 00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:03,792 the insurance companies will cover you 426 00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:07,042 because you can provide enough security guarantees... 427 00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:28,167 If you know the expedition leaders, and so on. 428 00:32:32,458 --> 00:32:33,625 Do you smoke? 429 00:32:34,083 --> 00:32:35,125 Yes, thank you. 430 00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:36,375 Sorry. 431 00:32:37,667 --> 00:32:40,292 The insurers accept to cover us 432 00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:46,042 because our expedition leaders are reliable. 433 00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:49,958 They're local people, who know the country, the customs, etc. 434 00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:51,917 The insurers agree to cover us. 435 00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:53,958 But... 436 00:32:56,125 --> 00:32:58,250 your Robinson Crusoe project 437 00:32:58,417 --> 00:33:00,875 is entirely about the unexpected. 438 00:33:01,667 --> 00:33:04,042 We can say to the insurers... 439 00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:10,250 It actually falls into the four S's. 440 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:14,667 Sun, sea, sand 441 00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:16,292 and sex. 442 00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:23,042 We had thought about the three first ones, but not... 443 00:33:35,375 --> 00:33:36,375 I'm sorry. 444 00:33:37,792 --> 00:33:40,583 Robinson Crusoe only had Friday. 445 00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:20,375 Are you not well? 446 00:34:24,292 --> 00:34:26,792 Shall we ask someone to open the window? 447 00:34:33,542 --> 00:34:38,083 I would be unwise to discard your project as uninteresting, 448 00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:44,417 as you're telling me the passengers will find their own subsistence. 449 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,958 - Is that right? - Absolutely. 450 00:34:47,792 --> 00:34:50,250 I think that's quite a clever idea. 451 00:34:50,417 --> 00:34:53,458 We usually have very narrow profit margins. 452 00:35:00,708 --> 00:35:01,833 What shall we do? 453 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:07,042 I scribbled a short text about Robinson Crusoe. 454 00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:12,417 I've lost it and my sister's waiting. Sort it out with the copywriter. 455 00:35:12,792 --> 00:35:14,750 OK, I'll take care of everything. 456 00:35:14,917 --> 00:35:18,250 Do your best and it'll be fine. 457 00:35:21,167 --> 00:35:26,417 We also thought up something else. You said they'd have nothing... 458 00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:29,750 So we came up with "For Robinson, a nail is a nail." 459 00:35:31,208 --> 00:35:33,958 "A nail is a nail", yeah... Perhaps a bit more... 460 00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:36,458 It's along those lines... 461 00:35:36,625 --> 00:35:39,167 Also, highlighting the unknown side of it: 462 00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:42,292 "Robinson's island: all we know about it is nothing." 463 00:35:42,458 --> 00:35:43,833 Yeah, that's closer. 464 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,583 Do you like it? 465 00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:50,292 It's more like what I'd imagined: "Nothing assured for FF 3,000." 466 00:35:51,167 --> 00:35:54,667 We could have something like: "FF 3,000, nothing included." 467 00:35:54,833 --> 00:35:56,167 That's interesting. 468 00:35:56,333 --> 00:36:01,333 And I had another idea, my favourite one, really catchy: 469 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:03,667 "Robinson, fend for yourself." 470 00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:07,375 Double page. 471 00:36:10,125 --> 00:36:11,583 On this page... 472 00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:16,458 we'll put an island here. 473 00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:20,750 Water. 474 00:36:23,292 --> 00:36:24,458 A palm tree. 475 00:36:25,875 --> 00:36:26,875 Do you like it? 476 00:36:29,208 --> 00:36:32,708 And we can put the sign after the double page. 477 00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:34,500 The sign here... 478 00:36:35,125 --> 00:36:37,292 - It reads: "Robinson..." - Good. 479 00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:39,958 I love it. 480 00:36:40,125 --> 00:36:42,083 It's very big and that's important. 481 00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:45,000 And we'll be able to put a caption here. 482 00:36:45,167 --> 00:36:46,708 And the catch line... 483 00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:49,000 What's that catch thing? 484 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:50,875 The slogan. 485 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,292 "FF 3,000, nothing included." 486 00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:55,708 Great. And "Robinson: fend for yourself". 487 00:36:56,208 --> 00:37:00,250 My friend, the directors are interested in your idea. 488 00:37:00,417 --> 00:37:01,917 Especially Mr Nottingham. 489 00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:05,542 You're both going on a study trip, Dupoirier and yourself. 490 00:37:05,708 --> 00:37:06,958 Me, Mr Richon? 491 00:37:10,292 --> 00:37:12,667 - We're going on a study trip. - Who? 492 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:13,833 Well, us! 493 00:37:13,958 --> 00:37:16,208 - What? A study trip? - A study trip. 494 00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:19,167 - The head office in London? - The Caribbean. 495 00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:20,792 It's Good Friday. 496 00:37:20,958 --> 00:37:24,875 You can leave, let's see... on Tuesday, the 9th. 497 00:37:25,792 --> 00:37:28,708 That gives you the weekend to get organised. 498 00:37:28,875 --> 00:37:30,833 You'll get it done in three weeks. 499 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:35,875 Book your tickets now, on 253 to Fort-de-France or Pointe-?-Pitre. 500 00:37:36,042 --> 00:37:37,375 No, no... 501 00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:41,792 I had the idea and all... but I never wanted to... 502 00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:45,792 I just wanted to help the agency, not to travel myself... 503 00:37:46,542 --> 00:37:48,167 I'm not qualified to go 504 00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:50,500 and I'm getting married next month... 505 00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:54,125 Listen, pal, you're just an employee! 506 00:37:54,542 --> 00:37:55,625 Damn! 507 00:37:57,292 --> 00:38:01,083 What the fuck am I gonna do? Lose my job or lose my fianc�e? 508 00:38:01,250 --> 00:38:04,417 What am I gonna do? What the fuck am I gonna do? 509 00:38:37,167 --> 00:38:38,792 Excuse me, sir. 510 00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:42,042 Aren't you Mr Jean Arthur Bonaventure? 511 00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:44,375 - I am. - I thought so. 512 00:38:44,542 --> 00:38:48,583 - Why? - Bernard Dupoirier, Joel's brother. 513 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:51,792 Little Teddy! Big Teddy's brother! 514 00:38:51,958 --> 00:38:54,875 It's nice of you to come see him off! 515 00:38:55,042 --> 00:38:57,625 - No, I'm going. - Going on a holiday? 516 00:38:57,792 --> 00:38:59,542 No, I'm going with you. 517 00:38:59,708 --> 00:39:01,167 To work with us? 518 00:39:01,333 --> 00:39:03,708 I'm going alone with you. 519 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:05,583 How do you mean? 520 00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:08,583 You're going alone with me? Isn't he going? 521 00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:11,500 What? Isn't he going with me? Where's he now? 522 00:39:11,667 --> 00:39:13,917 Right now, he's in the lavatory. 523 00:39:14,083 --> 00:39:18,375 We're leaving in 10 minutes and he's in the lavatory? Jesus! 524 00:39:18,542 --> 00:39:19,958 Where's the lavatory? 525 00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:35,667 Mum didn't want him to go because he's sick. 526 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:38,917 Yesterday, it was the fianc�e, today, the mother! 527 00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:40,875 And he hides in the lavatory! 528 00:39:48,083 --> 00:39:50,167 - What's all this? - I was in the lavatory. 529 00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:52,250 I'm talking about the trip! 530 00:39:52,417 --> 00:39:54,458 My brother is going in my place. 531 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:56,250 He doesn't know the job! 532 00:39:56,417 --> 00:40:00,625 He was a cook on an aircraft carrier in Toulon for 18 months. 533 00:40:00,792 --> 00:40:01,917 And the tickets? 534 00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:04,833 His name is Dupoirier, isn't it? 535 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,042 - How about Richon? - I'll handle him. 536 00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:10,375 This was your idea, you're going! 537 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:12,833 We need a brain in Paris, that's me. 538 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000 A brain! 539 00:40:14,125 --> 00:40:17,417 - Excuse me, immediate boarding. - Go get my luggage. 540 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:19,833 - See? He's very helpful. - I don't care! 541 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,458 - I'm not going. - You are! 542 00:40:22,208 --> 00:40:23,458 This was your idea! 543 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:49,583 Where are you going? 544 00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:53,667 To send a postcard to Mum and Joel to say I've arrived safely. 545 00:41:35,458 --> 00:41:37,875 You must have travelled a lot. 546 00:41:39,542 --> 00:41:40,792 Not so much. 547 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,917 A few holiday trips with Mum and Joel. 548 00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:46,042 We go to Spain quite often. 549 00:41:46,208 --> 00:41:49,625 You're a cook on big ships, aren't you? 550 00:41:50,292 --> 00:41:54,583 I was a navy cook. In Toulon. I mean, canteen staff. 551 00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:23,167 That's also tropical vegetation. 552 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:46,583 This one. 553 00:42:49,042 --> 00:42:50,208 This one. 554 00:42:52,292 --> 00:42:53,542 I like that one. 555 00:42:54,292 --> 00:42:56,583 With this one, I'm sure... 556 00:42:58,500 --> 00:42:59,875 I'll keep this one. 557 00:43:00,042 --> 00:43:01,833 And you can have that one. 558 00:43:11,542 --> 00:43:13,917 It was stupid of them to send me here. 559 00:43:15,042 --> 00:43:18,708 And even more stupid of me to agree to come. 560 00:43:21,708 --> 00:43:26,083 Big Teddy is a happy bastard, with his Etiennette, his slippers, 561 00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:29,000 his chocolate charlottes. 562 00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:32,417 What am I doing here? 563 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:35,333 What am I doing in this place I don't even know? 564 00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:37,417 And you? 565 00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:43,125 What are you doing with me? You never even left the Toulon harbour! 566 00:43:43,292 --> 00:43:47,625 True, I've never gone past Morillon, except to have a swim. 567 00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,708 We won't get far this way! 568 00:43:50,792 --> 00:43:53,250 Don't worry, we'll be fine. 569 00:45:35,417 --> 00:45:37,458 In the name of the King of France, 570 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,708 I take possession of these unknown lands. 571 00:45:42,583 --> 00:45:44,792 Here we shall plant banana trees 572 00:45:45,458 --> 00:45:46,792 coffee trees 573 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,125 and sugar cane. 574 00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:52,875 We shall have black Africans sent over 575 00:45:53,458 --> 00:45:55,667 to work for us. 576 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,250 Thus, 577 00:45:59,208 --> 00:46:02,875 we shall ensure the prosperity of the Kingdom. 578 00:46:06,667 --> 00:46:08,375 Long live the King! 579 00:46:11,458 --> 00:46:13,958 In the name of the Republic, 580 00:46:14,125 --> 00:46:16,750 slavery will be abolished. 581 00:46:17,083 --> 00:46:20,125 The right to vote will be guaranteed to everyone, 582 00:46:20,292 --> 00:46:24,333 and everyone will have access to the public health service. 583 00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:29,542 We shall build roads, hospitals, schools, 584 00:46:30,125 --> 00:46:34,042 hotels, marinas, pizzerias, drugstores 585 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,417 and also airports, 586 00:46:36,583 --> 00:46:41,542 thanks to which, we'll dump hordes of tourists here by charter flights. 587 00:46:41,708 --> 00:46:47,000 Thus, we shall make substantial profits, 588 00:46:48,083 --> 00:46:49,792 beneficial to all, naturally. 589 00:46:49,958 --> 00:46:54,583 Because each person is free to invest their capital. 590 00:46:57,167 --> 00:46:58,625 Long live the Republic! 591 00:47:06,292 --> 00:47:08,750 You don't know what you're looking for? 592 00:47:08,917 --> 00:47:12,917 We don't. There's no bananas and we can't only give them fish. 593 00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:15,208 There's no water. We looked everywhere. 594 00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:17,083 We did. 595 00:47:19,583 --> 00:47:22,667 You know, there are hundreds of Caribbean islands. 596 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:28,208 A friend of mine knows them well. He's not far. 597 00:47:28,708 --> 00:47:31,875 - He's got a boat? - Yes, a Baltic Trader. 598 00:47:32,667 --> 00:47:35,375 If you want, we can get in touch with him. 599 00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:54,000 Hello Aventure, Rescator calling. 600 00:47:54,167 --> 00:47:57,750 Rescator calling Aventure. Do you read? 601 00:47:58,292 --> 00:48:01,458 Rescator, I read loud and clear. 602 00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:04,875 Hello Serge, this is Babi. 603 00:48:05,667 --> 00:48:09,542 We're near Petite Terre. I have a couple of friends on board. 604 00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:11,708 We'd like to have a planteur. 605 00:48:11,875 --> 00:48:13,542 I'd prefer a daiquiri. 606 00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:15,292 A pina colada for me. 607 00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:17,250 Daiquiri or pina colada. 608 00:48:18,417 --> 00:48:19,833 We'll be right there. 609 00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:26,000 You think they can hear us? 610 00:48:33,292 --> 00:48:35,417 Do you know a desert island? 611 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:41,458 What did he say? 612 00:48:47,417 --> 00:48:52,583 There: "Our efficient ad has born fruit, many have signed up. 613 00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:56,333 "Directors have decided to try it at once 614 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:59,083 "with the first group Jinristou." 615 00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:01,292 Our holidays are over. 616 00:49:01,458 --> 00:49:04,792 "They'll arrive on the 15 of this month." 617 00:49:04,958 --> 00:49:06,708 What's the date today? 618 00:49:06,875 --> 00:49:11,208 "Bernard should come to Paris to take care of the group. 619 00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:12,708 "Joel." 620 00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:15,833 End of quote. 621 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,667 I'll take things in hand, supervise everything. 622 00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:21,500 And you know what you have to do. 623 00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:25,417 A WEEK LATER... 624 00:51:20,042 --> 00:51:21,667 Is everybody here? 625 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:26,833 Is everybody here? 626 00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:37,583 What? 627 00:51:38,417 --> 00:51:39,417 There's no what? 628 00:51:49,625 --> 00:51:51,000 Is everybody here? 629 00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:57,208 Why do you keep doing this? 630 00:51:57,750 --> 00:51:58,833 Good. 631 00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:33,417 - How many are there? - So far, only her. 632 00:52:33,583 --> 00:52:34,917 How do you mean? 633 00:52:36,042 --> 00:52:39,583 My brother said there'd be just under ten of them at Orly. 634 00:52:39,750 --> 00:52:41,250 I only found her. 635 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,750 Is that "taking things in hand"? Where are the others? 636 00:52:45,917 --> 00:52:50,333 My brother didn't give me the sign, so I couldn't spot them at Orly. 637 00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,583 They may have gone elsewhere. 638 00:52:52,750 --> 00:52:55,708 Seychelles, the Azores... I mean, the Comoros... 639 00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:58,542 I actually found her by chance on the plane. 640 00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:01,750 He knows an adventure needs planning! 641 00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:06,125 Is your desert island far away? 642 00:53:06,292 --> 00:53:07,542 What desert island? 643 00:53:07,708 --> 00:53:11,708 Oh yeah, I don't know. We'll wait for the others outside. 644 00:53:16,417 --> 00:53:17,417 This way. 645 00:53:23,458 --> 00:53:24,833 Is that the coach? 646 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,583 Not very swanky, but it's only for tonight. It's not far. 647 00:53:29,583 --> 00:53:32,375 Little Teddy, put the suitcases in the back. 648 00:53:33,083 --> 00:53:34,333 Come on round the back. 649 00:53:42,458 --> 00:53:44,042 You give them to me? 650 00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:57,792 Careful with my guitar. 651 00:53:58,958 --> 00:54:00,208 My hat! 652 00:54:02,667 --> 00:54:05,208 You didn't have to bring your guitar. 653 00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:20,292 Is this Robinson Crusoe? I'm going with you. 654 00:54:20,458 --> 00:54:24,208 I'll get my diving equipment. Be right back. 655 00:54:24,375 --> 00:54:26,083 Go help him, Teddy. 656 00:54:42,167 --> 00:54:44,167 - Here, I'll help you. - Thanks. 657 00:54:44,542 --> 00:54:46,417 - Is it fragile? - Yes, be careful. 658 00:54:48,917 --> 00:54:50,875 I'll take this and the two bags. 659 00:54:51,042 --> 00:54:54,875 - What's all this stuff? - My diving equipment. 660 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,375 This thing's heavy! 661 00:55:15,167 --> 00:55:16,583 Come on, let's go. 662 00:55:17,083 --> 00:55:18,583 Close the door. 663 00:55:20,542 --> 00:55:21,792 - Ready? - Yes. 664 00:55:22,917 --> 00:55:24,250 You nearly missed us. 665 00:55:24,417 --> 00:55:25,417 We're off. 666 00:55:26,292 --> 00:55:28,667 - I said you nearly missed us. - Close thing! 667 00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:34,167 - I was collecting my equipment. - What's all that stuff? 668 00:55:35,292 --> 00:55:36,667 Let's go. 669 00:55:41,625 --> 00:55:44,708 That's not what Robinson is about. 670 00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:46,583 We'll talk about it later. 671 00:55:54,125 --> 00:55:55,292 Are you OK? 672 00:55:55,458 --> 00:55:56,458 We're fine. 673 00:55:58,042 --> 00:56:01,958 This desert island we're going to... this Galantine... 674 00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:07,000 The best one of all islands. 675 00:56:07,167 --> 00:56:08,792 Galantine or whatever... 676 00:56:08,958 --> 00:56:10,500 There's no Galantine. 677 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:14,875 There's Marie-Galante, but that's not where we're going. 678 00:56:15,042 --> 00:56:17,625 - There. - We're gonna have a laugh with you. 679 00:56:17,792 --> 00:56:19,417 Where are we going? 680 00:56:19,583 --> 00:56:23,417 We're now going to the boat. It's not far, won't take long. 681 00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:24,583 Great. 682 00:56:27,167 --> 00:56:29,292 The captain will be waiting for us. 683 00:56:29,458 --> 00:56:33,292 - Is it a long drive? - No, just about 10 minutes. 684 00:56:34,417 --> 00:56:35,500 Are you OK? 685 00:56:40,958 --> 00:56:43,333 I really didn't feel like coming. 686 00:56:43,875 --> 00:56:46,083 But he wanted to so badly. 687 00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:50,042 I was bored in my company. 688 00:56:50,667 --> 00:56:55,292 We had a row, I quit and instead of looking for a new job, I thought: 689 00:56:55,458 --> 00:56:56,917 "I'll go away for a month, 690 00:56:57,542 --> 00:57:00,250 "get some rest, take a break, do some diving... 691 00:57:00,792 --> 00:57:02,042 "and then I'll see." 692 00:57:02,750 --> 00:57:04,958 Stupid that I am, I followed him. 693 00:57:10,792 --> 00:57:13,625 - Won't you get motion sickness? - No, I'm fine. 694 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:17,458 - Are you from Paris? - Yes. 695 00:57:17,625 --> 00:57:22,333 I needed some sun, some nature... That's good in winter. I'm exhausted. 696 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:25,167 - What do you do? - I'm a press attach� assistant. 697 00:57:25,333 --> 00:57:26,958 Such hard work! 698 00:57:33,292 --> 00:57:34,917 Don't mind my asking, 699 00:57:36,167 --> 00:57:39,750 but do you think you'll rest there? I mean, no comfort... 700 00:57:40,542 --> 00:57:44,375 You're sure you're aware of the security conditions? 701 00:57:44,542 --> 00:57:46,125 Security? Why? 702 00:57:47,792 --> 00:57:49,667 You didn't read the leaflet? 703 00:57:50,458 --> 00:57:54,750 We'll be dumped on a desert island and will have to manage alone. 704 00:57:54,917 --> 00:57:55,917 Joyful... 705 00:57:56,083 --> 00:57:59,667 It is joyful! I personally won't get bored. 706 00:58:00,667 --> 00:58:04,667 - This is not an organised holiday? - How do you mean? 707 00:58:04,833 --> 00:58:08,250 I wanted a peaceful holiday village where I wouldn't move. 708 00:58:08,417 --> 00:58:11,625 You're gonna have to move, but it'll be peaceful. 709 00:58:11,792 --> 00:58:14,417 There's no radio, no TV, 710 00:58:14,583 --> 00:58:17,833 no cinema, no water, no beds... 711 00:58:19,125 --> 00:58:20,375 And no men either? 712 00:58:20,750 --> 00:58:22,625 - Pardon me? - No men? 713 00:58:22,792 --> 00:58:23,958 Well that yes... 714 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,000 Hey... 715 00:58:42,792 --> 00:58:46,375 What kind of a coach is this? How did you get it? 716 00:58:47,542 --> 00:58:50,500 It does the Point-?-Pitre Kokoy� route. 717 00:58:50,667 --> 00:58:53,208 The driver's very kind, we made a deal. 718 00:58:53,375 --> 00:58:55,292 He'll drive us to Sous-le-Vent. 719 00:58:55,458 --> 00:58:59,417 Only, we have to call at the station to pick a couple of people. 720 00:58:59,583 --> 00:59:01,708 They may not like that. 721 00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:03,750 Them? 722 00:59:03,917 --> 00:59:05,958 Nonsense, a bit of local colour. 723 01:00:31,542 --> 01:00:33,250 Are they coming with us? 724 01:00:34,958 --> 01:00:38,208 They're gonna get off soon. This is a regular route. 725 01:00:38,375 --> 01:00:39,542 Luckily. 726 01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:41,875 Miss... 727 01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:52,417 Are we there? 728 01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:54,583 The coach has broken down. No more lights. 729 01:01:54,750 --> 01:01:57,750 I'm worried, we must be there in the morning. 730 01:01:57,917 --> 01:02:00,542 We can't drive at night. 731 01:02:00,708 --> 01:02:03,375 - How far are we? - 20 km. 732 01:02:12,833 --> 01:02:15,167 The driver wants to go back to the village. 733 01:02:15,333 --> 01:02:17,625 Too risky in the middle of the night. 734 01:02:17,792 --> 01:02:20,667 After all, there's only 10, 20 km left. 735 01:02:20,833 --> 01:02:22,292 We can carry on, right? 736 01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:27,000 I think I saw a house when we were going through the pass. 737 01:02:27,167 --> 01:02:30,000 Right, I'm sure they'll put us up. 738 01:02:30,167 --> 01:02:32,833 There's only 10 of us. We'll go in the morning. 739 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,583 Is it far? 740 01:02:34,750 --> 01:02:36,958 - No, just over there. - Seriously? 741 01:02:37,667 --> 01:02:39,458 Everybody, please get off. 742 01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:42,167 Get your luggage. 743 01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:44,875 Get the luggage in the back of the car. 744 01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:56,875 OK, you can go. 745 01:03:03,625 --> 01:03:05,208 I can't carry this! 746 01:03:05,875 --> 01:03:09,208 We can't leave it in the car. Three months' savings. 747 01:03:10,208 --> 01:03:13,792 Well you'll carry your savings on your shoulders. 748 01:03:22,542 --> 01:03:23,958 What are you doing? 749 01:03:24,125 --> 01:03:25,292 The light. 750 01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:30,083 Honestly, it's heavy! 751 01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:41,250 Come on. 752 01:03:45,375 --> 01:03:47,250 - Is that all? - Yes. 753 01:03:47,417 --> 01:03:48,958 OK, just follow me. 754 01:03:49,125 --> 01:03:51,750 - Where to? - Just over there, not far. 755 01:03:52,417 --> 01:03:54,917 I'm taking you to a shelter. 756 01:03:57,292 --> 01:03:59,375 It's not far, honestly. 757 01:03:59,542 --> 01:04:01,250 No, let's go. Follow me. 758 01:04:01,417 --> 01:04:04,375 Little Teddy, you lead the way, I'll go behind. 759 01:04:04,917 --> 01:04:06,333 Take the lamp. 760 01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:08,000 Here, I have a lamp. 761 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,333 It doesn't work. 762 01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:11,875 Take these tanks. 763 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,375 Follow Teddy. 764 01:04:14,542 --> 01:04:16,000 Come on this way. 765 01:04:20,667 --> 01:04:22,958 - I'll take the lamp. - Here. 766 01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:24,292 You lead the way. 767 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:42,375 - Can you see it? - No. 768 01:04:43,083 --> 01:04:44,792 I'm sure it's around here. 769 01:04:44,958 --> 01:04:47,708 I'm telling you it's before the hill. 770 01:04:47,875 --> 01:04:49,875 No, I'm sure it's around here. 771 01:04:50,042 --> 01:04:51,292 Before the hill? 772 01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:54,583 Anyway, it must be less than a kilometre away. 773 01:04:54,750 --> 01:04:56,208 So it's not up hill? 774 01:04:56,375 --> 01:04:58,292 Must be less than a kilometre away. 775 01:04:58,458 --> 01:05:02,375 I remember it's around here, are we on the hill? 776 01:05:02,917 --> 01:05:04,292 I don't know. 777 01:05:06,792 --> 01:05:09,583 I could've gone rock-climbing in Fontainebleau. 778 01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:12,167 Here it is. I told you. 779 01:05:12,750 --> 01:05:15,417 Here's the path. I told you it was around here. 780 01:05:15,583 --> 01:05:18,250 I can't see a thing with that lamp. 781 01:05:18,417 --> 01:05:20,542 The path is waymarked. 782 01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:21,958 Where are we going? 783 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:26,875 Are we all here? 784 01:06:18,542 --> 01:06:20,333 It's very windy here. 785 01:06:43,792 --> 01:06:45,917 - Is anybody there? - Yes. 786 01:06:47,917 --> 01:06:49,542 I think there's somebody. 787 01:06:50,583 --> 01:06:53,542 They said "yes" when I asked. 788 01:06:53,708 --> 01:06:55,208 It was me, you idiot. 789 01:06:56,333 --> 01:06:58,542 Funny acoustic effect! 790 01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:01,500 So? 791 01:07:01,667 --> 01:07:03,125 Everything's fine. 792 01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:18,917 I'm sure I can hear a noise. 793 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:28,333 I can't take this! I want to leave this place! 794 01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:30,792 I don't want to stay here! 795 01:07:38,292 --> 01:07:39,458 Calm down. 796 01:10:24,958 --> 01:10:26,208 Already up? 797 01:10:27,833 --> 01:10:29,792 We'll let the little ones sleep. 798 01:10:46,417 --> 01:10:47,958 You up as well? 799 01:10:51,708 --> 01:10:53,500 It's gonna be a beautiful day. 800 01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:41,708 You slept well? 801 01:11:41,875 --> 01:11:42,958 Not really. 802 01:11:52,625 --> 01:11:55,250 You know what I'd really like? Some coffee. 803 01:12:12,125 --> 01:12:14,583 Great... but six hours too late. 804 01:12:14,750 --> 01:12:19,458 May not be too late for coffee, if we can make some inside. 805 01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:21,042 There's nothing inside. 806 01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:22,792 Not a bloody thing. 807 01:12:23,417 --> 01:12:25,792 There's nothing. Only this thing. 808 01:12:28,292 --> 01:12:31,000 No, let's keep it. It can come in handy. 809 01:12:34,208 --> 01:12:37,375 I have the feeling they're a lot less enthusiastic. 810 01:12:38,167 --> 01:12:40,792 The fact that there's no coffee didn't help. 811 01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:49,958 Perhaps there's a leader. 812 01:12:51,417 --> 01:12:52,750 If I find out who... 813 01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:05,667 I think you'll have to talk to them about our next moves. 814 01:13:13,667 --> 01:13:16,167 Hey Mr Artist, no daydreaming now. 815 01:13:16,333 --> 01:13:19,250 It's OK. We'll reach the falls in an hour. 816 01:13:19,417 --> 01:13:20,583 An hour or two. 817 01:13:21,958 --> 01:13:23,042 Alright, Teddy? 818 01:13:23,792 --> 01:13:25,667 Hurry up a bit. Move it. 819 01:13:28,750 --> 01:13:29,875 Hope you're enjoying it. 820 01:14:00,417 --> 01:14:02,292 My shoulder's numb. 821 01:14:08,292 --> 01:14:09,917 My shoulder's numb! 822 01:14:12,958 --> 01:14:14,042 Here. 823 01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:16,375 Take that, it's heavy. 824 01:14:20,333 --> 01:14:21,833 - Are you OK? - Yes. 825 01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:26,500 Come on. 826 01:14:31,125 --> 01:14:33,333 Hurry up. Just one more hour. 827 01:14:35,083 --> 01:14:36,542 You're coming? 828 01:14:38,083 --> 01:14:39,167 Very good. 829 01:14:42,667 --> 01:14:43,833 Shit! 830 01:14:44,667 --> 01:14:47,500 - What's the matter? - I dropped my suitcase. 831 01:14:47,667 --> 01:14:49,333 Hurry up, Teddy. 832 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:51,292 Still a good hour to go. 833 01:14:51,458 --> 01:14:53,333 Watch out! The suitcase! 834 01:14:54,583 --> 01:14:56,208 I can't believe this! 835 01:14:56,375 --> 01:14:58,333 I'll get it because at this pace... 836 01:15:01,667 --> 01:15:03,208 We'll never get there. 837 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,208 You want me to carry something? 838 01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:14,792 If you don't mind, the little bag. 839 01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:17,833 Come on, quick. 840 01:15:20,167 --> 01:15:21,625 Where are the others now? 841 01:15:24,458 --> 01:15:25,792 Have to do it all myself! 842 01:15:31,417 --> 01:15:35,125 - These natural-born live wires... - Stop moaning! 843 01:15:37,542 --> 01:15:40,375 I find eternal optimists so depressing! 844 01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:43,375 Hurry up! 845 01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:47,958 Hurry up, Teddy! 846 01:16:00,333 --> 01:16:01,417 Are you OK? 847 01:16:06,750 --> 01:16:09,167 - Not afraid anymore? - I'm fine. 848 01:16:10,167 --> 01:16:11,708 Are you helping or what? 849 01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:19,875 Watch out. 850 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:24,792 Are you happy, girls? 851 01:16:34,625 --> 01:16:36,125 You up there, you coming? 852 01:16:46,875 --> 01:16:47,875 You OK up there? 853 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,042 Come on. 854 01:16:56,833 --> 01:16:58,000 Are you alright? 855 01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:02,542 I'm beginning to have enough of this. 856 01:17:02,708 --> 01:17:05,500 Let's go on till the end. It may get easier. 857 01:17:05,667 --> 01:17:07,000 I hope so. 858 01:17:07,167 --> 01:17:08,333 No, that's OK. 859 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:12,917 I'll have a word with the hat guy. A month like this... 860 01:17:13,083 --> 01:17:16,042 Stop it. It's sunny and the place is beautiful. 861 01:17:16,208 --> 01:17:18,917 Honestly, I'm sick of this exoticism. 862 01:17:19,417 --> 01:17:21,542 Let that clown get through. 863 01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:26,250 I'll give up. I'm fed up with this, really. 864 01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:32,292 My friends, 865 01:17:34,958 --> 01:17:37,250 now that we've stopped for a rest 866 01:17:37,875 --> 01:17:40,958 surrounded by this sumptuous scenery, 867 01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:43,583 I'd like to make a speech. 868 01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:46,500 A short speech, don't worry. 869 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:51,083 I believe I have detected in some of you 870 01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:54,417 a few signs of irritability 871 01:17:55,042 --> 01:17:58,958 which I personally think are completely unjustified. 872 01:18:00,458 --> 01:18:02,417 The holiday programmes 873 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,667 offered by ordinary agencies 874 01:18:05,833 --> 01:18:08,667 follow the principle of the three S's. 875 01:18:16,167 --> 01:18:19,917 Sun, sand and sea. 876 01:18:20,958 --> 01:18:24,208 Besides that, we are offering you 877 01:18:24,375 --> 01:18:26,000 the three F's. 878 01:18:31,042 --> 01:18:34,500 Fire, forests, falls. 879 01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:37,917 Obviously, 880 01:18:38,083 --> 01:18:41,583 these natural beauties aren't within everyone's reach. 881 01:18:41,750 --> 01:18:43,875 We could... That's right we could... 882 01:18:44,042 --> 01:18:46,667 We could build motorways 883 01:18:46,833 --> 01:18:49,167 that would be packed with coaches. 884 01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:54,125 You would inevitably find here chlorophyll flavour gum wrappers, 885 01:18:54,292 --> 01:18:56,250 empty bags of crisps, 886 01:18:56,417 --> 01:19:00,292 mineral water bottle caps and sausage skins. 887 01:19:00,458 --> 01:19:01,792 Excuse me. 888 01:19:04,042 --> 01:19:06,500 I find that absolutely charming. 889 01:19:07,167 --> 01:19:10,250 But I think that's not the real problem here. 890 01:19:10,958 --> 01:19:14,958 Personally, I was sold a holiday on a desert island, 891 01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:17,250 not a cross-country hiking session. 892 01:19:17,417 --> 01:19:19,167 It's just a misunderstanding. 893 01:19:19,958 --> 01:19:24,333 Try to see that we came straight from Paris, totally exhausted, 894 01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:26,792 worn out by our shitty lives! 895 01:19:29,208 --> 01:19:32,833 You could at least give me some time to adapt. 896 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,167 You understand? 897 01:19:35,625 --> 01:19:38,292 - May I? - Aren't you guys jet-lagged? 898 01:19:39,083 --> 01:19:42,167 I wanted to say that some pleasures... 899 01:19:45,542 --> 01:19:47,083 Exactly. 900 01:19:47,542 --> 01:19:52,500 I'm getting there. Certain pleasures have to be deserved. 901 01:19:52,667 --> 01:19:55,292 And you were after those pleasures 902 01:19:55,458 --> 01:19:58,750 since you signed up for this expedition. 903 01:19:58,917 --> 01:20:00,917 So I want to tell you this: 904 01:20:01,083 --> 01:20:04,833 if some of you are unable to adapt to the circumstances... 905 01:20:05,875 --> 01:20:10,292 Wait. If some of you are unable to adapt to the circumstances, 906 01:20:10,458 --> 01:20:13,417 you're free to go right now. The road is clear. 907 01:20:13,583 --> 01:20:15,167 You've seen nothing yet. 908 01:20:17,792 --> 01:20:19,333 I've found a shortcut. 909 01:20:20,292 --> 01:20:21,625 Teddy, come here quick! 910 01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:49,208 Let go of me, take care of my foot. 911 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,875 Bloody hell! Come help me. 912 01:21:00,125 --> 01:21:01,417 Come help me. 913 01:21:01,833 --> 01:21:03,375 I'm not joking! 914 01:21:09,292 --> 01:21:10,875 All this for a shortcut. 915 01:21:16,792 --> 01:21:19,417 My friends, behind you, the jungle, 916 01:21:19,583 --> 01:21:24,333 which you've triumphantly crossed among snakes, anacondas, foul marshes. 917 01:21:26,917 --> 01:21:28,458 Ahead of you, 918 01:21:28,625 --> 01:21:31,417 the Caribbean Sea, which is waiting for us. 919 01:21:33,458 --> 01:21:36,625 Rest assured that we've organised everything. 920 01:21:37,875 --> 01:21:39,583 Tomorrow, we will reach 921 01:21:41,375 --> 01:21:42,958 the Caribbean Sea. 922 01:21:53,833 --> 01:21:55,708 Our agency has thought it all out. 923 01:22:39,125 --> 01:22:41,083 - Nice, isn't it? - Very beautiful. 924 01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:46,292 I wasn't expecting that. After the coach, it's a good surprise. 925 01:22:47,708 --> 01:22:50,083 We're not on it yet. You never know... 926 01:22:59,083 --> 01:23:01,042 Will we be on the boat long? 927 01:23:01,583 --> 01:23:03,125 Just a few days. 928 01:23:04,625 --> 01:23:05,875 Is it a long crossing? 929 01:23:06,042 --> 01:23:08,625 Mind your legs when you're getting on it. 930 01:23:38,917 --> 01:23:41,500 - There's no one on the boat? - He's visiting. 931 01:23:41,667 --> 01:23:42,792 A deserted boat. 932 01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:50,542 I'd also like to... 933 01:23:50,708 --> 01:23:52,417 Someone's missing. 934 01:23:52,958 --> 01:23:54,667 He's not here, his bag is gone. 935 01:23:54,833 --> 01:23:58,250 I can see a head there. That's perhaps him diving. 936 01:24:03,167 --> 01:24:06,000 The frogman is the one who's missing, right? 937 01:24:22,458 --> 01:24:23,583 I can't see him. 938 01:24:33,750 --> 01:24:35,125 Maybe that's not him. 939 01:24:37,542 --> 01:24:40,083 - Where is he then? - Perhaps in the toilet. 940 01:24:41,958 --> 01:24:43,500 Yeah, maybe. 941 01:24:43,667 --> 01:24:45,208 Talking about that... 942 01:24:49,458 --> 01:24:52,333 There's not much water on the boat. 943 01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:56,083 So I'd like to ask you 944 01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:58,208 not to use the toilets please. 945 01:25:00,750 --> 01:25:04,208 Do it on the deck, holding on to the guardrail. 946 01:25:05,125 --> 01:25:06,583 Depending on the wind? 947 01:25:06,750 --> 01:25:08,250 Leeward, right? 948 01:25:08,417 --> 01:25:09,958 Just rely on the wind. 949 01:25:10,125 --> 01:25:11,958 You'll have to explain properly. 950 01:25:12,125 --> 01:25:13,708 It's not complicated. 951 01:25:13,875 --> 01:25:16,167 Teddy's a sailor, he'll explain. 952 01:25:17,417 --> 01:25:18,958 I also want to tell you 953 01:25:19,625 --> 01:25:24,417 that the captain is a friend and agreed to use the sails. 954 01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:33,792 I thought that would be truer to the Robinson spirit, 955 01:25:33,958 --> 01:25:35,583 besides being nicer. 956 01:25:36,167 --> 01:25:37,167 When will we row? 957 01:25:37,833 --> 01:25:39,292 If the wind drops. 958 01:25:42,375 --> 01:25:44,500 I think breakfast will be served now. 959 01:25:46,208 --> 01:25:47,833 We get breakfast! 960 01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:55,417 Did you hire him? 961 01:25:57,333 --> 01:26:00,458 No, I even asked you yesterday who he was. 962 01:26:00,625 --> 01:26:02,417 I'm not completely awake. 963 01:26:09,167 --> 01:26:10,167 Coffee's ready! 964 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:14,583 They're a bit wet but hey... 965 01:26:21,667 --> 01:26:23,333 Why are those goats here? 966 01:26:24,083 --> 01:26:25,917 - What? - The goats on the deck. 967 01:26:26,083 --> 01:26:27,375 Did you order them? 968 01:26:27,833 --> 01:26:28,875 Not at all. 969 01:26:32,792 --> 01:26:34,458 Not the coffee, milk's over there. 970 01:26:34,625 --> 01:26:36,250 Shit! She's pissing on my... 971 01:26:37,083 --> 01:26:38,542 There's no bread. 972 01:26:40,083 --> 01:26:42,625 You know, some people are dirtier than goats. 973 01:26:42,792 --> 01:26:44,417 Picturesque to the last! 974 01:27:02,458 --> 01:27:03,625 I'll loosen it. 975 01:27:05,417 --> 01:27:06,583 Beautiful, huh? 976 01:27:08,458 --> 01:27:10,875 - Cool! - You see? I was right. 977 01:28:00,875 --> 01:28:02,833 It's a billy goat. 978 01:28:41,292 --> 01:28:43,375 Isn't this cool? 979 01:29:23,417 --> 01:29:25,042 Why are you laughing? 980 01:29:26,958 --> 01:29:28,167 What's up there? 981 01:29:28,917 --> 01:29:31,208 - Didn't you see the staysail? - What? 982 01:29:31,375 --> 01:29:33,708 The sails are taut. 983 01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:36,292 That's normal, we're going by sail. 984 01:29:37,583 --> 01:29:40,583 You really believe that? 985 01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:43,042 Of course, that shows it. 986 01:29:43,208 --> 01:29:44,375 Listen a bit. 987 01:29:48,792 --> 01:29:50,333 I can hear a motor! 988 01:29:52,292 --> 01:29:55,833 And even if we didn't have a motor, we couldn't move. 989 01:29:56,000 --> 01:30:00,500 This boat can't tack close to the wind, it only does fair wind sailing. 990 01:30:01,375 --> 01:30:03,625 I can't understand any of that. 991 01:30:04,792 --> 01:30:06,583 You know a lot about sailing? 992 01:30:06,750 --> 01:30:09,667 Yes, I served in the navy. 993 01:30:09,833 --> 01:30:11,083 Did you? Where? 994 01:30:11,250 --> 01:30:13,000 - In Toulon. - I know Toulon. 995 01:30:13,167 --> 01:30:17,458 I was a cook in the canteen, so I had some time to read. 996 01:30:17,625 --> 01:30:21,250 I've always liked sailing, so I've read a lot about it. 997 01:30:25,875 --> 01:30:29,125 - Why put on all this show? - To make it seem real. 998 01:30:29,292 --> 01:30:32,125 I'm not here to pretend. 999 01:30:32,292 --> 01:30:34,458 - We'll see that later. - Right. 1000 01:30:35,292 --> 01:30:38,000 - You're always laughing. - This isn't sad. 1001 01:30:39,667 --> 01:30:42,792 Do you think the conditions will be good there? 1002 01:30:42,958 --> 01:30:45,292 Will the conditions be good where we're going? 1003 01:30:46,333 --> 01:30:47,792 Yes, I suppose so. 1004 01:30:51,625 --> 01:30:53,458 What's the name of the place? 1005 01:30:55,250 --> 01:30:56,292 I don't know. 1006 01:30:56,458 --> 01:30:58,583 Haven't you been there before? 1007 01:30:58,750 --> 01:31:01,750 No, I haven't. I talked to a sailor about it. 1008 01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:03,875 Wasn't everything planned? 1009 01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:08,417 He said it was a good desert island that matched my requirements. 1010 01:31:09,833 --> 01:31:12,833 I think we'll call it Turtle Island. 1011 01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:15,167 But Turtle Island isn't here. 1012 01:31:15,333 --> 01:31:18,417 I know that, but that sounds more... 1013 01:31:20,250 --> 01:31:22,458 For the imagination, it opens... 1014 01:31:23,250 --> 01:31:26,083 "Turtle Island" is a bit buccaneer. 1015 01:31:29,208 --> 01:31:30,583 It's swaying hard! 1016 01:31:30,750 --> 01:31:33,250 - That's nothing yet. - You think so? 1017 01:31:33,417 --> 01:31:35,042 Oh yes! I'm telling you. 1018 01:31:35,958 --> 01:31:39,208 - How are you? - I'm fine, I'm used to this. 1019 01:31:39,375 --> 01:31:41,875 For me, the problem isn't the swaying, it's... 1020 01:31:42,958 --> 01:31:44,000 Are you sick? 1021 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:46,208 Are you OK? 1022 01:31:50,542 --> 01:31:52,500 Stop moving, hold on to something. 1023 01:31:52,667 --> 01:31:54,042 I'm doing that. 1024 01:31:54,583 --> 01:31:56,875 I prefer this side, it's windier. 1025 01:31:57,792 --> 01:31:59,167 Everything's fine. 1026 01:32:03,958 --> 01:32:06,042 What will we eat tonight, captain? 1027 01:32:08,125 --> 01:32:09,333 Fish. 1028 01:32:09,500 --> 01:32:12,167 Any fishermen on board? You've caught some fish? 1029 01:32:13,083 --> 01:32:15,333 - You guys. - We've caught some fish? 1030 01:32:26,083 --> 01:32:29,500 Are there wild animals there? I was told there were. 1031 01:32:31,458 --> 01:32:34,000 If you're not feeling well, just say it. 1032 01:32:34,167 --> 01:32:35,500 No, I'm fine. 1033 01:32:35,667 --> 01:32:37,125 I was taking a nap. 1034 01:32:38,083 --> 01:32:40,958 What's in that cask? It says rum. 1035 01:32:41,125 --> 01:32:42,750 Well it's a cask of rum. 1036 01:32:43,667 --> 01:32:47,042 We're taking it with us because Robinson had rum. 1037 01:32:48,333 --> 01:32:49,625 Is the barrel full? 1038 01:32:49,792 --> 01:32:52,583 We'll fill it on land with those bottles. 1039 01:32:52,750 --> 01:32:54,125 With all that? 1040 01:32:54,292 --> 01:32:57,000 It's dangerous to fill it on the boat. 1041 01:32:57,167 --> 01:32:58,292 Can I take a swig? 1042 01:32:58,458 --> 01:33:01,208 After we've drunk all that, it's gonna be fun. 1043 01:33:02,417 --> 01:33:06,667 Like the goats. We've brought them to stay true to the story. 1044 01:33:06,833 --> 01:33:10,000 We're gonna milk them? Make cheese? 1045 01:33:10,167 --> 01:33:13,875 If necessary, we can use them to make clothes and things. 1046 01:33:14,042 --> 01:33:17,292 Two goats for nine people, that's a sock each... 1047 01:33:51,708 --> 01:33:55,042 The captain says the island should appear soon. 1048 01:33:55,208 --> 01:33:59,417 You can't make out much now, but when you see it, let us know. 1049 01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:02,083 Make a big fuss cause I'm not... 1050 01:34:03,125 --> 01:34:04,250 No, nothing. 1051 01:34:08,708 --> 01:34:10,958 - Are you alright? - Yeah, you too? 1052 01:34:11,125 --> 01:34:12,667 You're pale. 1053 01:34:19,792 --> 01:34:21,500 OK, I'll leave you alone. 1054 01:34:26,042 --> 01:34:27,750 - How are you? - Very well. 1055 01:34:28,625 --> 01:34:29,875 Watch out! 1056 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:33,292 It's not that easy. 1057 01:34:35,167 --> 01:34:36,333 That was close! 1058 01:34:56,333 --> 01:34:57,708 Land! 1059 01:35:21,667 --> 01:35:23,583 I don't care, I'm sick. 1060 01:36:06,792 --> 01:36:09,500 THE JOURNAL OF A PARISIAN PRESS ATTACHE 1061 01:36:09,667 --> 01:36:12,542 WHO LONGED FOR SUN AND NATURE IN WINTER 1062 01:36:12,708 --> 01:36:15,667 AND WANTED TO GO TO A PEACEFUL HOLIDAY VILLAGE. 1063 01:36:16,125 --> 01:36:19,208 It took us almost a week after we'd left Paris 1064 01:36:19,375 --> 01:36:21,917 to come within sight of Robinson Island. 1065 01:36:30,042 --> 01:36:31,042 At first, 1066 01:36:31,542 --> 01:36:33,708 the island seemed welcoming. 1067 01:36:34,542 --> 01:36:38,333 The boat was pitching less and I wasn't sick anymore. 1068 01:36:40,917 --> 01:36:44,958 I'd got over the misunderstanding that had brought me on this trip 1069 01:36:45,125 --> 01:36:47,292 so unlike all my expectations. 1070 01:36:48,208 --> 01:36:50,458 But did I feel reassured? 1071 01:36:51,542 --> 01:36:55,208 At the time, I refused to admit I was worried 1072 01:36:55,375 --> 01:36:58,333 because everyone was euphoric about our arrival. 1073 01:37:05,917 --> 01:37:07,167 Great atmosphere. 1074 01:37:08,500 --> 01:37:10,208 We may not laugh in a while. 1075 01:37:13,208 --> 01:37:17,333 We were to leeward of the island, about to drop anchor. 1076 01:37:32,833 --> 01:37:37,083 In a few hours, we'd break links with civilisation for a month. 1077 01:37:37,250 --> 01:37:39,250 General distribution of rum! 1078 01:37:40,417 --> 01:37:41,958 - Who wants some? - Me! 1079 01:37:43,333 --> 01:37:44,458 Women first. 1080 01:37:51,542 --> 01:37:55,667 In that gentle roll, we could hardly imagine what awaited us. 1081 01:38:00,917 --> 01:38:02,042 Bloody hell! 1082 01:38:05,542 --> 01:38:07,333 A month in there! That's scary! 1083 01:38:07,500 --> 01:38:09,333 I'm here, hon. Don't worry. 1084 01:38:24,917 --> 01:38:26,583 We could go somewhere else. 1085 01:38:26,750 --> 01:38:28,542 No way! I'm tired of that. 1086 01:38:32,417 --> 01:38:33,667 Come here. 1087 01:38:37,208 --> 01:38:38,917 Do you have any valuables? 1088 01:38:45,042 --> 01:38:46,625 Give me the money and jewels. 1089 01:38:46,792 --> 01:38:48,250 And your bags. 1090 01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:52,000 Quick! 1091 01:39:24,792 --> 01:39:25,875 The bag. 1092 01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:30,333 No, don't bother. 1093 01:39:36,958 --> 01:39:38,208 Patrick! 1094 01:39:38,917 --> 01:39:40,625 He threw my bag away. 1095 01:39:41,750 --> 01:39:44,250 - Are you mad? - He took my money! 1096 01:39:44,417 --> 01:39:46,208 And my camera's in it. 1097 01:39:46,375 --> 01:39:48,292 - What? - Well, that's my bag. 1098 01:39:48,458 --> 01:39:52,500 I've told you twice already. Apparently, I have to explain it 1099 01:39:52,667 --> 01:39:53,875 all over again. 1100 01:39:54,042 --> 01:39:55,625 Go on, man. Do it! 1101 01:39:55,792 --> 01:39:57,417 Two days ago, I said... 1102 01:40:03,667 --> 01:40:05,917 - We've arrived! - What? Where? 1103 01:40:06,083 --> 01:40:07,083 On the beach. 1104 01:40:07,167 --> 01:40:09,250 - Where are you going? - Diving. 1105 01:40:09,417 --> 01:40:12,000 - We haven't arrived yet. - Well I'm going. 1106 01:40:12,750 --> 01:40:13,958 I've had enough. 1107 01:40:14,125 --> 01:40:16,625 Look at that. What the hell is that? 1108 01:40:20,167 --> 01:40:21,625 See you in awhile. 1109 01:40:21,792 --> 01:40:23,500 If you see a bag... 1110 01:40:30,292 --> 01:40:32,667 Are you out of your mind? You're mad! 1111 01:40:33,583 --> 01:40:35,750 Throwing bags away! 1112 01:40:35,917 --> 01:40:39,542 - Just try to touch my bags. - It's not about your bags. 1113 01:40:39,708 --> 01:40:42,417 Money and jewels stay, the bags go 1114 01:40:42,583 --> 01:40:44,000 so you won't use them. 1115 01:40:44,167 --> 01:40:46,125 Easy there! 1116 01:40:46,292 --> 01:40:47,917 What? 1117 01:40:48,083 --> 01:40:51,333 You read the ad of the trip, didn't you? 1118 01:40:51,958 --> 01:40:56,458 What did it say? "Robinson: fend for yourself!" 1119 01:40:56,625 --> 01:40:59,917 So you'll do it... Anyway, you better open your ears! 1120 01:41:01,958 --> 01:41:04,167 - Where are my goggles? - No idea! 1121 01:41:04,333 --> 01:41:06,417 - I'm only asking. - It's somewhere! 1122 01:41:08,333 --> 01:41:10,625 He's a nice guy, but a bit crazy. 1123 01:41:10,792 --> 01:41:12,875 He threw all my stuff into the sea! 1124 01:41:13,042 --> 01:41:17,167 He only threw one of your bags, you have two. 1125 01:41:17,333 --> 01:41:19,958 I hope your milking apron went in the water. 1126 01:41:20,125 --> 01:41:22,292 I can always find one on land. 1127 01:41:22,792 --> 01:41:27,375 I like the idea, but I'm afraid it's only theory. 1128 01:41:27,542 --> 01:41:29,250 I'm not sure he can to it. 1129 01:41:44,292 --> 01:41:46,667 I found in the hull 1130 01:41:47,625 --> 01:41:50,875 an illustrated children's edition of Robinson Crusoe. 1131 01:41:51,042 --> 01:41:52,667 I'll pick a page at random. 1132 01:41:58,292 --> 01:42:02,000 You know Robinson Crusoe was a lone shipwreck survivor. 1133 01:42:02,167 --> 01:42:05,250 This is what he says when he makes it to the shore. 1134 01:42:05,417 --> 01:42:08,208 "I soon found my comforts abate 1135 01:42:08,375 --> 01:42:11,917 "and that, in a word, 1136 01:42:12,083 --> 01:42:14,167 "I had a dreadful deliverance, 1137 01:42:15,375 --> 01:42:19,167 "for I was wet, had no clothes to shift me, 1138 01:42:19,333 --> 01:42:22,417 "nor anything either to eat... 1139 01:42:24,625 --> 01:42:27,458 "or drink to comfort me, 1140 01:42:27,625 --> 01:42:30,250 "neither did I see any prospect before me 1141 01:42:30,417 --> 01:42:35,750 "but that of perishing with hunger or being devoured by wild beasts..." 1142 01:42:35,917 --> 01:42:37,875 Wild beasts? Are there any here? 1143 01:42:38,042 --> 01:42:40,333 - Wild beasts? - Yes, wild beasts. 1144 01:42:42,708 --> 01:42:45,708 Silence. Where's that tall guy? Your husband? 1145 01:42:45,875 --> 01:42:47,708 He's gone to get the suitcases. 1146 01:42:47,875 --> 01:42:49,583 You didn't have to come back on. 1147 01:42:50,667 --> 01:42:53,167 Everybody's going in the water. 1148 01:42:53,333 --> 01:42:56,000 - Are you kidding? - Not at all! 1149 01:42:56,167 --> 01:42:59,625 What did Robinson Crusoe do? He went on shore with nothing. 1150 01:42:59,792 --> 01:43:01,625 We'll all do the same. 1151 01:43:01,792 --> 01:43:05,250 He was shipwrecked, so why don't we sink the boat? 1152 01:43:05,917 --> 01:43:08,708 - Sink the boat? - Yeah, let's do it for real. 1153 01:43:08,875 --> 01:43:10,458 It's not our boat. 1154 01:43:10,625 --> 01:43:12,792 Otherwise, I would sink it. 1155 01:43:12,958 --> 01:43:17,083 Anyway, I'll give everyone one set of clothes. 1156 01:43:17,250 --> 01:43:21,708 Whatever you say, they'll stay here if you don't swim to shore. 1157 01:43:21,875 --> 01:43:23,625 Like Robinson Crusoe did. 1158 01:43:23,792 --> 01:43:25,167 I can't swim... 1159 01:43:25,333 --> 01:43:28,625 You shut up! Just shut up now. I'll take you on my back. 1160 01:43:28,792 --> 01:43:31,917 You knew I couldn't swim. I'm tired of this. 1161 01:43:32,083 --> 01:43:33,958 Just shut up! 1162 01:43:34,125 --> 01:43:35,292 Are you done? 1163 01:43:36,500 --> 01:43:41,250 I'm warning you, I'll wait as long as it takes till you jump in the water. 1164 01:44:34,375 --> 01:44:36,458 Excuse me, your bag's there. 1165 01:44:36,625 --> 01:44:38,667 - Where? - There. I fished it back. 1166 01:44:53,042 --> 01:44:55,417 I've been trying to stay calm, 1167 01:44:57,583 --> 01:45:00,833 but I think this is reaching ridiculous proportions. 1168 01:45:01,542 --> 01:45:06,667 I mean, given where the shore is, it'd be pathetic and childish 1169 01:45:06,833 --> 01:45:09,917 to play voluntary castaways by swimming out there. 1170 01:45:10,083 --> 01:45:12,292 If you can swim, it's nothing. 1171 01:45:12,458 --> 01:45:15,708 It's no feat. And if Robinson hadn't been able to swim, 1172 01:45:15,875 --> 01:45:18,542 we'd never have heard of him. 1173 01:45:18,708 --> 01:45:23,917 This is a whole load of rubbish, I don't want to play at shipwreck. 1174 01:45:24,083 --> 01:45:27,708 There are women here, this may not appeal to everyone. 1175 01:45:27,875 --> 01:45:31,333 I'm sorry, I think it's absurd! We should land calmly. 1176 01:45:31,500 --> 01:45:34,833 Plus I'm terrified. I can't swim. There's no way. 1177 01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:36,083 You see? 1178 01:45:36,250 --> 01:45:40,167 How about me? Why don't you ask me what I think? 1179 01:45:40,333 --> 01:45:42,375 - What? - I like the idea, I want to go. 1180 01:45:42,542 --> 01:45:46,125 I'm tired of you moaning. You do that all year long. 1181 01:45:46,292 --> 01:45:49,458 You want to swim? Do it. I'm sure he won't stop you. 1182 01:45:49,625 --> 01:45:53,208 Everyone's been moaning: the cold, this, that... I want to go. 1183 01:45:53,375 --> 01:45:55,542 You want to swim? Go on, do it. 1184 01:45:55,708 --> 01:45:58,250 At least we'll leave this boat. 1185 01:45:58,875 --> 01:46:01,042 - I'm not doing it. - Stay here. 1186 01:46:01,208 --> 01:46:04,833 Here's a suggestion for you two, you swim, you go with her... 1187 01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:08,292 and you can have the island, my wife and FF 3,000. 1188 01:46:08,458 --> 01:46:11,417 Plus, it'll be a very romantic ending. 1189 01:46:11,583 --> 01:46:12,958 Right, honey? 1190 01:46:14,708 --> 01:46:16,375 Don't dramatize things. 1191 01:46:16,542 --> 01:46:18,750 Don't dramatize! This is ridiculous! 1192 01:46:18,917 --> 01:46:22,750 Let's go to land calmly and we'll see what we can do. 1193 01:46:22,917 --> 01:46:26,083 What a load of crap! Are we playing at shipwreck? 1194 01:46:26,250 --> 01:46:29,125 - Yes, we are. - It's absurd, that's all. 1195 01:46:29,292 --> 01:46:32,042 Of course it is. That's why I decided to come here. 1196 01:46:32,208 --> 01:46:33,792 Do whatever you like. 1197 01:46:33,958 --> 01:46:37,958 I won't jump, I'll go to land calmly and I won't play castaways. 1198 01:46:38,125 --> 01:46:39,750 I won't jump either. 1199 01:46:40,958 --> 01:46:43,125 That's your business. 1200 01:46:44,042 --> 01:46:47,958 - To swim 100 metres! What a feat! - And yet you won't do it. 1201 01:46:48,125 --> 01:46:52,208 The principle is totally stupid. What will you prove through this? 1202 01:46:52,375 --> 01:46:54,792 If Crusoe hadn't been able to swim, 1203 01:46:54,958 --> 01:46:57,833 there'd be no book or anything! 1204 01:46:58,000 --> 01:47:00,917 Even if he'd only had to swim 50 m. 1205 01:47:02,208 --> 01:47:06,500 Come on, go ahead. Stop wasting time. Go have your dip. 1206 01:47:06,667 --> 01:47:08,500 - Are you ready? - I'm ready. 1207 01:47:08,667 --> 01:47:09,667 For anything. 1208 01:47:10,125 --> 01:47:11,375 I'll come with you. 1209 01:47:11,542 --> 01:47:13,167 Not everyone's afraid. 1210 01:47:13,333 --> 01:47:17,167 I kept out of that commotion, as it didn't mean much to me. 1211 01:47:17,792 --> 01:47:21,542 Little Teddy's cool and self-control were astonishing. 1212 01:47:24,000 --> 01:47:26,208 A privileged observer 1213 01:47:26,375 --> 01:47:29,750 might have read in his eyes cold determination. 1214 01:47:34,667 --> 01:47:38,708 Indeed, in such circumstances, one should get ready for worse. 1215 01:47:40,833 --> 01:47:42,875 Could you pass me my suitcase? 1216 01:47:43,708 --> 01:47:45,417 And call your boss, please. 1217 01:47:47,625 --> 01:47:49,792 Give me my bag, will you? 1218 01:47:49,958 --> 01:47:51,000 Sure. 1219 01:47:57,125 --> 01:47:58,250 Jean Arthur. 1220 01:47:59,625 --> 01:48:01,792 The frogman wants to speak to you. 1221 01:48:03,417 --> 01:48:05,250 I want to see the director. 1222 01:48:05,417 --> 01:48:07,125 - I'm here. - Good. 1223 01:48:07,458 --> 01:48:10,125 - Caught some fish? - Yes, a lot of fish. 1224 01:48:10,708 --> 01:48:11,792 You'll see. 1225 01:48:12,292 --> 01:48:13,458 Very interesting... 1226 01:48:15,125 --> 01:48:17,125 - A bagful, apparently. - Look. 1227 01:48:18,042 --> 01:48:20,333 I must be careful, wouldn't want to lose it. 1228 01:48:23,833 --> 01:48:27,583 - What kind of fish? - Peeled whole tomatoes. 1229 01:48:31,750 --> 01:48:34,000 Look at this one, Dutch beer. 1230 01:48:37,000 --> 01:48:39,917 I have something to tell you, I've had enough. 1231 01:48:40,083 --> 01:48:42,625 This is a shitty area, there's nothing. 1232 01:48:42,792 --> 01:48:46,000 Robinson Crusoe is over. I'm going away. 1233 01:48:47,083 --> 01:48:50,458 Besides, Robinson Crusoe was alone, we're in a group. 1234 01:48:50,625 --> 01:48:52,417 So I've found a little spot. 1235 01:48:52,958 --> 01:48:56,958 I'll take my bag and go camp in the wild. 1236 01:48:57,125 --> 01:49:01,333 Back in Paris, I'll get a refund. You guys will hear from me. 1237 01:49:01,917 --> 01:49:05,542 I've had more than enough. Keep your seabed to yourself. 1238 01:49:05,708 --> 01:49:07,500 Give me my bag. 1239 01:49:07,667 --> 01:49:08,667 I've had enough. 1240 01:49:09,333 --> 01:49:12,708 You can keep this bag. I don't want it. 1241 01:49:18,250 --> 01:49:20,250 You won't find Friday. 1242 01:49:24,417 --> 01:49:27,667 While they talk over there, I'll organise the landing. 1243 01:49:28,583 --> 01:49:31,792 The tender is exclusively reserved for the goats. 1244 01:49:31,958 --> 01:49:33,875 - For the goats? - That's right. 1245 01:49:35,167 --> 01:49:36,167 They can't swim. 1246 01:49:36,333 --> 01:49:39,542 - Nor can I. - But we need them for the milk. 1247 01:49:39,708 --> 01:49:44,083 We'll also have to take the rum, the hammocks, the machetes. 1248 01:49:46,000 --> 01:49:47,167 Let's do it. 1249 01:50:02,750 --> 01:50:06,500 - What do we do with it now? - Tie it to the tender. 1250 01:50:07,208 --> 01:50:09,875 Of course, it was an original trip, 1251 01:50:10,042 --> 01:50:12,750 but I wasn't tempted to plunge in the water. 1252 01:50:12,917 --> 01:50:17,292 In the meantime, get the machetes, the hammocks, everything. 1253 01:50:17,458 --> 01:50:21,583 Julie, help me put them on the tender, they're used to you. 1254 01:50:21,958 --> 01:50:24,208 Get the small one, the big one's here. 1255 01:50:57,917 --> 01:51:00,000 Mind your hat with the goats. 1256 01:51:01,583 --> 01:51:05,042 I hadn't chosen to be unknowingly turned into a savage. 1257 01:51:06,042 --> 01:51:10,083 So I skilfully found a way to take all I needed. 1258 01:51:19,625 --> 01:51:21,708 Throw the cask rope to me. 1259 01:51:32,958 --> 01:51:34,000 Can I release the boat? 1260 01:51:35,167 --> 01:51:39,000 The bottles, we'll get them tomorrow on a raft. 1261 01:51:39,167 --> 01:51:40,958 We'll make the raft ourselves. 1262 01:51:41,120 --> 01:51:43,880 And we'll put the rum in the cask on land. 1263 01:51:46,417 --> 01:51:47,542 Let's tie it. 1264 01:51:51,625 --> 01:51:52,875 You do it? 1265 01:52:04,042 --> 01:52:05,500 Come on, hurry up. 1266 01:52:23,292 --> 01:52:26,208 - Why don't you swim to the beach? - Not very clever. 1267 01:52:27,583 --> 01:52:29,000 Weren't you a sailor? 1268 01:52:29,167 --> 01:52:31,375 Very clever method... 1269 01:52:33,250 --> 01:52:34,625 A stroke of genius... 1270 01:52:34,792 --> 01:52:36,042 Hold it. 1271 01:52:36,458 --> 01:52:38,375 You're better in the kitchen, huh? 1272 01:52:43,542 --> 01:52:45,167 He was a cook in Toulon. 1273 01:52:50,208 --> 01:52:51,917 I can't start it. 1274 01:52:59,375 --> 01:53:01,125 What's practical 1275 01:53:01,292 --> 01:53:02,917 is my trousers... 1276 01:53:11,542 --> 01:53:13,458 Bye. Bon voyage. 1277 01:53:17,542 --> 01:53:19,417 Watch out for the barracudas. 1278 01:53:21,750 --> 01:53:25,542 How about the pin-up girl? Won't she swim like the others? 1279 01:53:25,708 --> 01:53:27,333 Right, what's she doing there? 1280 01:53:40,542 --> 01:53:42,083 Are you goats alright? 1281 01:53:42,250 --> 01:53:43,625 Yeah, how about you? 1282 01:54:07,125 --> 01:54:11,708 As a sailor, Little Teddy looked hardly excited by the humiliation 1283 01:54:11,875 --> 01:54:14,042 of being towed by his own boat. 1284 01:54:15,792 --> 01:54:17,042 All of a sudden, 1285 01:54:17,208 --> 01:54:19,625 I began to regret my impulsiveness. 1286 01:54:22,167 --> 01:54:23,375 Good luck on land. 1287 01:54:42,625 --> 01:54:45,000 Suddenly, I realized my recklessness. 1288 01:54:56,958 --> 01:54:59,417 It doesn't seem to be easy over there. 1289 01:55:00,708 --> 01:55:02,042 We're talking adventure. 1290 01:55:52,958 --> 01:55:54,583 No, stay there. 1291 01:56:10,208 --> 01:56:12,792 I'll break my back with this cask. 1292 01:56:30,667 --> 01:56:32,542 This is almost a shipwreck. 1293 01:56:33,708 --> 01:56:36,875 Little Teddy didn't tell me to get back on the tender. 1294 01:56:37,833 --> 01:56:40,125 I wonder if he wanted to himself. 1295 01:57:08,250 --> 01:57:09,792 It'll soon be dark. 1296 01:57:09,958 --> 01:57:11,083 Yeah, it seems so. 1297 01:58:00,500 --> 01:58:02,417 The wind was getting cooler. 1298 01:58:04,583 --> 01:58:07,667 I began to regret my ingenious initiative. 1299 01:58:10,208 --> 01:58:13,583 What was going to happen on board now? 1300 01:58:23,667 --> 01:58:24,875 Grab the rope. 1301 01:58:25,042 --> 01:58:26,750 OK, that's fine. 1302 01:58:28,208 --> 01:58:29,625 An incredible current! 1303 01:58:31,208 --> 01:58:33,375 - There's a current? - Jesus! 1304 01:58:34,375 --> 01:58:37,958 - Where's the goat girl? - Stayed there with her stuff. 1305 01:58:38,125 --> 01:58:39,833 What? I threw it all in the sea! 1306 01:58:40,000 --> 01:58:41,667 And I fished it back. 1307 01:58:43,500 --> 01:58:46,083 I try to organise everything and... 1308 01:58:47,833 --> 01:58:50,917 Anyway, I'm not letting Teddy spend the night alone. 1309 01:59:05,250 --> 01:59:08,708 It's completely stupid to swim to shore at this time. 1310 01:59:08,875 --> 01:59:13,375 Too dangerous, you get shoved about, there are rocks, waves... 1311 01:59:13,875 --> 01:59:17,708 Why can't you be reasonable and take the tender? 1312 01:59:17,875 --> 01:59:21,708 It's out of the question, the tender for me is over. 1313 01:59:21,875 --> 01:59:23,542 You heard me. I was very clear! 1314 01:59:23,708 --> 01:59:28,250 You got that? No tender! Now listen, I'm going tonight. 1315 01:59:28,417 --> 01:59:31,708 I'll give you till tomorrow at 10 to decide. 1316 01:59:31,875 --> 01:59:35,750 And there's no point trying to bribe the sailors. 1317 01:59:35,917 --> 01:59:37,958 I'll let you think about it. 1318 01:59:43,500 --> 01:59:45,375 What shall we do? 1319 01:59:48,750 --> 01:59:52,375 I was as precise as I could be. My position is very clear. 1320 01:59:52,542 --> 01:59:56,042 Do whatever you want. I'll wait for the tender. 1321 01:59:56,208 --> 01:59:58,750 But they're saying it's broken. 1322 01:59:58,917 --> 02:00:03,917 Let's wait till it's light again, time often sorts things out. 1323 02:00:04,083 --> 02:00:07,417 I still think this can be a good experience. 1324 02:00:07,583 --> 02:00:09,417 Good start of the experience... 1325 02:00:09,583 --> 02:00:13,250 Come on, let's not go there again. Give us a break! 1326 02:00:14,542 --> 02:00:16,542 I don't care, I'm going to bed. 1327 02:00:19,708 --> 02:00:22,375 - Fine, I'm going back to Paris! - Go then! 1328 02:01:10,792 --> 02:01:12,083 No regrets? 1329 02:01:25,458 --> 02:01:27,708 - He's mad! - He jumped! 1330 02:01:34,375 --> 02:01:35,708 I can't believe it. 1331 02:01:35,875 --> 02:01:37,083 See you tomorrow. 1332 02:01:40,292 --> 02:01:41,292 He has panache. 1333 02:01:52,125 --> 02:01:53,417 He's going to drift... 1334 02:02:54,792 --> 02:02:56,500 It's taking him a bit long. 1335 02:02:57,167 --> 02:02:59,625 Plus I think he's drifting. 1336 02:03:04,125 --> 02:03:06,875 There are strong currents around these islands. 1337 02:03:18,542 --> 02:03:19,958 Can you see him? 1338 02:03:21,333 --> 02:03:22,333 I think so. 1339 02:03:33,792 --> 02:03:36,667 He's going over to the other side of the tip. 1340 02:03:36,833 --> 02:03:38,583 - You think so? - Yeah. 1341 02:03:42,750 --> 02:03:45,792 He'll only see us if we make a fire. But how? 1342 02:03:45,958 --> 02:03:48,750 Wait, I think there's a lighter in my bag. 1343 02:04:02,917 --> 02:04:04,333 If it's not wet... 1344 02:04:14,167 --> 02:04:16,417 You think of everything, don't you? 1345 02:04:16,583 --> 02:04:18,625 I'd forgotten about that. 1346 02:04:18,792 --> 02:04:22,417 Do you think you could lend me a shirt or something? 1347 02:04:22,583 --> 02:04:23,750 Will this do? 1348 02:04:28,042 --> 02:04:30,833 Darkness was now about to surround us. 1349 02:04:31,417 --> 02:04:33,250 Fear was taking over me. 1350 02:04:37,833 --> 02:04:40,500 Teddy seemed darker than night itself. 1351 02:04:40,667 --> 02:04:44,708 Just as I didn't let my fears show, he could be hiding his. 1352 02:04:45,375 --> 02:04:46,958 Did he know this island? 1353 02:04:49,250 --> 02:04:52,083 My childhood books came back to my memory. 1354 02:04:52,667 --> 02:04:56,000 Remembering the skeleton in Treasure Island made me shiver. 1355 02:04:56,167 --> 02:04:59,625 I was expecting to see Captain Flint any minute. 1356 02:05:02,292 --> 02:05:06,875 This fantasy of my imagination made me realize how lonely we were 1357 02:05:07,042 --> 02:05:08,500 and how abandoned. 1358 02:05:18,917 --> 02:05:22,083 My companion probably shared my feeling of isolation. 1359 02:05:29,375 --> 02:05:32,375 He must have been struggling not to let it show. 1360 02:05:34,458 --> 02:05:37,583 It turns on its driving lights, but not fog lights... 1361 02:05:39,000 --> 02:05:42,458 He even made jokes to make us forget our distress. 1362 02:05:42,625 --> 02:05:45,708 Your ad should have been about Paul and Virginia, 1363 02:05:45,875 --> 02:05:47,625 not Robinson Crusoe. 1364 02:05:48,917 --> 02:05:50,792 We've been shipwrecked. 1365 02:05:55,167 --> 02:05:57,208 And where are we going to sleep? 1366 02:05:58,042 --> 02:05:59,917 We'll go to the hammock hotel. 1367 02:06:00,917 --> 02:06:04,500 Terrified by the wild beasts and their nocturnal noises, 1368 02:06:04,667 --> 02:06:07,042 I obviously didn't sleep a wink. 1369 02:06:07,208 --> 02:06:11,667 But in the morning, I found out something worrying had happened. 1370 02:06:12,333 --> 02:06:13,500 Bernard... 1371 02:06:15,000 --> 02:06:16,250 The boat's gone. 1372 02:06:16,417 --> 02:06:18,417 - What boat? - Wake up! 1373 02:06:20,417 --> 02:06:22,208 The boat's gone! 1374 02:06:23,292 --> 02:06:24,375 The boat? 1375 02:06:50,875 --> 02:06:54,375 Perhaps it was badly anchored and went round the tip. 1376 02:07:06,333 --> 02:07:07,625 That's bad. 1377 02:07:08,583 --> 02:07:11,375 Where could this bloody boat possibly be? 1378 02:07:14,458 --> 02:07:16,875 And what's happened to Bonaventure? 1379 02:07:17,250 --> 02:07:19,083 I hope he hasn't drowned. 1380 02:07:19,250 --> 02:07:21,625 We'll have to go look for him. 1381 02:07:25,167 --> 02:07:27,583 Easier said than done. 1382 02:07:29,083 --> 02:07:31,833 An impassable cliff prevented us from going 1383 02:07:32,000 --> 02:07:34,667 where Bonaventure had disappeared. 1384 02:07:37,833 --> 02:07:42,375 We had to walk up the stream to go round the obstacle. 1385 02:08:00,750 --> 02:08:05,417 A few hours later, having gone 400 m above sea level, 1386 02:08:05,583 --> 02:08:09,083 we found a passage that led to the east of the island. 1387 02:08:26,917 --> 02:08:28,125 Impressive, huh? 1388 02:08:43,250 --> 02:08:45,083 We're at the edge of the cliff. 1389 02:09:20,250 --> 02:09:23,083 A huge walk to cover such a small distance! 1390 02:09:23,708 --> 02:09:25,875 We're on the other side of the cliff. 1391 02:10:13,750 --> 02:10:18,167 Retracing our steps, we found his hat, which partly reassured us. 1392 02:10:18,333 --> 02:10:20,292 At least, he hadn't drowned. 1393 02:10:20,917 --> 02:10:22,750 But there was no indication 1394 02:10:22,917 --> 02:10:27,375 that he hadn't fallen down the steep trails we'd walked along. 1395 02:10:35,167 --> 02:10:36,792 I know we'll find him. 1396 02:10:38,875 --> 02:10:40,708 If he didn't fall off the cliff. 1397 02:10:40,875 --> 02:10:44,750 And who would have heard him scream as he fell 1398 02:10:44,917 --> 02:10:46,833 and then howl in agony. 1399 02:10:58,375 --> 02:11:00,500 A terrible vision came over me. 1400 02:11:01,792 --> 02:11:05,875 If he'd escaped the treacherous sea, he'd surely perished 1401 02:11:06,042 --> 02:11:07,917 smothered by an anaconda. 1402 02:13:00,208 --> 02:13:01,583 School kids! 1403 02:13:28,083 --> 02:13:32,708 Although no longer castaways, we still wanted to find him. 1404 02:13:32,875 --> 02:13:34,875 We looked for him everywhere. 1405 02:13:35,417 --> 02:13:37,625 We'll have gone around the island. 1406 02:13:38,792 --> 02:13:41,458 Nothing tragic seemed to have happened to him. 1407 02:13:42,167 --> 02:13:46,708 Was he brooding over this non-desert island, yet not disenchanted? 1408 02:13:46,875 --> 02:13:48,875 This will be my last village. 1409 02:13:49,833 --> 02:13:51,292 Why was he hiding? 1410 02:14:14,708 --> 02:14:16,417 That's the best one yet! 1411 02:14:18,000 --> 02:14:19,917 How on earth did he land here? 1412 02:14:51,708 --> 02:14:53,292 What are they doing there? 1413 02:14:55,667 --> 02:14:58,833 The press attach�. She's all cute! 1414 02:15:02,458 --> 02:15:04,250 What are you doing here? 1415 02:15:06,000 --> 02:15:07,375 Lazing in the sun. 1416 02:15:09,000 --> 02:15:11,042 We landed on a fishing boat. 1417 02:15:11,792 --> 02:15:16,000 One of those that have a palm frond as a sail, you know? 1418 02:15:27,292 --> 02:15:31,208 Ok�b� wanted to go because his boat was tripping the anchor. 1419 02:15:31,375 --> 02:15:32,542 Dragging it. 1420 02:15:33,625 --> 02:15:35,583 And the shallows, so he split. 1421 02:15:36,333 --> 02:15:38,375 He took that couple with him, 1422 02:15:39,458 --> 02:15:42,292 the guy with the guitar and the redhead. 1423 02:15:43,792 --> 02:15:46,375 They never stopped quarrelling. 1424 02:15:50,708 --> 02:15:51,917 Nice weather, huh? 1425 02:15:55,667 --> 02:15:58,625 Suzie and I, nothing to do with Robinson Crusoe. 1426 02:15:58,792 --> 02:16:02,417 Nothing really, Paul and Virginia more like. 1427 02:16:05,792 --> 02:16:08,417 What's become of what's-his-name? 1428 02:16:08,583 --> 02:16:09,708 - Who? - Bonaventura. 1429 02:16:09,875 --> 02:16:11,583 Couldn't care less. 1430 02:16:18,667 --> 02:16:20,458 - Are you alright? - Yes. 1431 02:16:22,167 --> 02:16:24,917 - How did you get here? - Me? 1432 02:16:26,792 --> 02:16:28,708 I felt aspiration. 1433 02:16:31,250 --> 02:16:32,708 "Inspiration". 1434 02:16:33,667 --> 02:16:35,750 You know I'm musician. 1435 02:16:35,917 --> 02:16:41,125 And boat come to fish, small boat, we see fisher... 1436 02:16:41,292 --> 02:16:42,375 A fisherman. 1437 02:16:45,292 --> 02:16:46,667 We came here 1438 02:16:47,250 --> 02:16:50,542 and I make music with children. 1439 02:16:54,333 --> 02:16:58,208 What's the name of guy with beard? 1440 02:16:58,375 --> 02:17:00,042 And hat. 1441 02:17:00,208 --> 02:17:01,333 This one? 1442 02:17:02,333 --> 02:17:03,625 The hat, yeah! 1443 02:17:08,542 --> 02:17:10,375 He did foolish thing. 1444 02:17:12,167 --> 02:17:13,875 Big mess. 1445 02:17:16,750 --> 02:17:17,750 What did he do? 1446 02:17:17,875 --> 02:17:20,000 He ate bananas. 1447 02:17:20,833 --> 02:17:22,292 He ate a lot of bananas. 1448 02:17:22,458 --> 02:17:24,333 You can't eat bananas here? 1449 02:17:24,500 --> 02:17:28,458 You can, but it was plantation, with owner. 1450 02:17:28,625 --> 02:17:30,750 The owner arrived 1451 02:17:30,917 --> 02:17:34,542 and asked him to pay for bananas he ate. 1452 02:17:35,083 --> 02:17:38,583 He had no money, started terrible mess. 1453 02:17:40,833 --> 02:17:42,833 Big mess. 1454 02:17:43,000 --> 02:17:45,500 And now, he's in jail. 1455 02:17:47,583 --> 02:17:48,583 In jail for that? 1456 02:17:48,750 --> 02:17:51,292 In jail, him in jail. 1457 02:17:51,458 --> 02:17:54,625 He had no money to pay for bananas he ate. 1458 02:17:56,042 --> 02:17:57,250 In jail where? 1459 02:17:57,417 --> 02:18:01,000 There's everything here. There's village. 1460 02:18:01,167 --> 02:18:02,917 It's inhabited. Understand? 1461 02:18:03,083 --> 02:18:06,958 There's village, there's police, police station, everything. 1462 02:18:07,125 --> 02:18:08,292 Can we go there? 1463 02:18:32,167 --> 02:18:34,458 - What day is it? - Friday. 1464 02:19:13,000 --> 02:19:14,042 Are you OK? 1465 02:19:16,208 --> 02:19:17,375 Let me kiss you. 1466 02:19:21,833 --> 02:19:24,917 - Is this all that's left? - I'll explain later. 1467 02:19:39,792 --> 02:19:41,083 Give me his hat. 1468 02:19:56,958 --> 02:19:59,208 Here, we found your hat. 1469 02:20:00,000 --> 02:20:02,917 That's how we knew you hadn't drowned. 1470 02:20:11,083 --> 02:20:14,625 I had an idea for a very original holiday package. 1471 02:20:16,458 --> 02:20:18,458 While I was there thinking. 1472 02:20:19,667 --> 02:20:22,958 But first, we have some formalities to fulfil. 1473 02:20:25,083 --> 02:20:28,250 It'll be hard for the Robinsons in the city. 1474 02:20:28,417 --> 02:20:30,333 "Robinson: fend for yourself"... 1475 02:20:31,000 --> 02:20:32,917 We'll see how they manage. 1476 02:20:37,083 --> 02:20:39,250 We must start getting ready now. 1477 02:20:39,792 --> 02:20:40,875 Shall we go? 1478 02:20:43,208 --> 02:20:44,917 So how did you guys manage? 1479 02:20:46,042 --> 02:20:50,333 We met lots of Fridays, we did some bartering... 1480 02:20:52,083 --> 02:20:54,375 Julie had her passport in her bag. 1481 02:20:54,958 --> 02:20:56,417 You always find a way. 1482 02:20:56,958 --> 02:20:59,625 Thanks to that we really played at Robinson. 1483 02:20:59,792 --> 02:21:02,708 It was the real thing. But the way it began... 1484 02:21:02,875 --> 02:21:05,458 I can assure you you have nothing to regret. 1485 02:21:05,625 --> 02:21:08,708 You'd have had to make a speech for every coconut. 1486 02:21:09,208 --> 02:21:11,542 "This coconut..." 1487 02:21:11,708 --> 02:21:14,625 Wait, we still have some formalities to fulfil. 1488 02:21:22,500 --> 02:21:25,125 No, they must see it when they come in. 1489 02:21:25,458 --> 02:21:26,625 The catalogues. 1490 02:21:27,333 --> 02:21:29,125 Are they still in the boxes? 1491 02:21:29,292 --> 02:21:32,125 Chill out a bit. Get off my back a few seconds. 1492 02:21:32,292 --> 02:21:34,500 I'm taking things in hand here. 1493 02:21:34,667 --> 02:21:37,625 I remember where that took us the first time. 1494 02:21:37,792 --> 02:21:40,542 Wait a minute, you have some cheek! 1495 02:21:40,708 --> 02:21:43,833 If you hadn't screwed up, we wouldn't have been fired. 1496 02:21:44,000 --> 02:21:46,542 Did I force them to pay for the return flight? 1497 02:21:46,708 --> 02:21:50,375 There's no need to shout, there are clients around. 1498 02:21:50,542 --> 02:21:53,083 You don't want people to think we're crooks. 1499 02:21:53,250 --> 02:21:55,917 - There's something wrong. - What is it? 1500 02:21:56,083 --> 02:21:59,708 - You said 190 by 250. That's not it. - Let's have a look. 1501 02:21:59,875 --> 02:22:01,583 - Everything OK? - Yes. 1502 02:22:01,750 --> 02:22:03,542 But I have a little problem... 1503 02:22:03,708 --> 02:22:05,500 I have no time now. Sorry. 1504 02:22:09,375 --> 02:22:12,958 We must put brackets, not nails, or it won't look good. 1505 02:22:13,125 --> 02:22:15,500 - Is that the right height? - Yes. 1506 02:22:15,667 --> 02:22:16,667 50 cm brackets? 1507 02:22:23,667 --> 02:22:26,167 50 cm brackets and that's all. 1508 02:22:26,333 --> 02:22:27,667 Nothing else. 1509 02:22:27,833 --> 02:22:31,167 Two 50 cm brackets, a shelf and that's it. 1510 02:22:31,333 --> 02:22:34,583 - Wall plugs? - Won't hold. Something more solid. 1511 02:22:34,750 --> 02:22:35,917 Let's do it. 1512 02:22:36,083 --> 02:22:38,125 What's this? 1513 02:22:38,292 --> 02:22:39,875 It's plaster, we can do it. 1514 02:22:40,417 --> 02:22:41,417 Shut up! 1515 02:22:41,542 --> 02:22:43,167 It's from the board. 1516 02:22:45,042 --> 02:22:47,583 I can get a cheaper licence. 1517 02:22:47,750 --> 02:22:49,292 Shut up, please. 1518 02:22:57,333 --> 02:23:00,625 - What's this doing here? - Leave it there, dammit! 1519 02:23:07,667 --> 02:23:11,833 - You've opened, you know nothing! - I'll ask the director. 1520 02:23:13,875 --> 02:23:17,917 Mr Bonaventura, I have a problem about a special rate. 1521 02:23:18,083 --> 02:23:19,792 I don't have the information. 1522 02:23:24,167 --> 02:23:26,792 You are our first client 1523 02:23:26,958 --> 02:23:31,333 so the agency will give you a 15% discount without hesitating. 1524 02:23:31,958 --> 02:23:33,167 25 even. 1525 02:23:33,708 --> 02:23:37,750 How kind! It won't come from my pocket. Dad's paying. 1526 02:23:37,917 --> 02:23:40,417 It's my birthday present, with the car. 1527 02:23:40,583 --> 02:23:42,458 I'll tell him when he gets back. 1528 02:23:42,625 --> 02:23:44,875 He'll be happy, he's had some expenses... 1529 02:23:45,042 --> 02:23:47,042 I've seen that face somewhere. 1530 02:23:50,792 --> 02:23:52,500 You! Fancy that! 1531 02:23:52,667 --> 02:23:54,833 We'll talk about that island later. 1532 02:23:55,000 --> 02:23:57,458 - Frogman. - Dad is not a frogman. 1533 02:23:57,625 --> 02:24:00,875 That's right. I didn't swim back, I took a banana boat. 1534 02:24:01,042 --> 02:24:03,625 We'll talk about anything you want later, 1535 02:24:03,792 --> 02:24:08,083 but never pronounce the word banana in my presence! 1536 02:24:22,000 --> 02:24:24,333 You hear? Never the word banana! 1537 02:24:27,958 --> 02:24:29,667 PLEASURES & TRIPS 111882