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Previously

on MILF Manor,

Ladies, where's all the men at?

I think it's my time to find love. I really do.

Are we looking for love? Are we looking for romance?

All of my moments have led me to this one.

You're the baby.

And you're gonna be 22, right?

I'm gonna be 22.

Whoo!

April is the woman who immediately caught my eye.

Maybe I could show her

what it's like with a younger man.

He's not going anywhere near my mother.

It's time to play "Wall of Secrets."

"I slept with my son's best friend." That's unacceptable.

"I had a seven-woman orgy." Could that be my mom?

My secret is, I slept with your best friend.

This one hurts deep. This one I did not see coming at all.

I didn't expect this at all.

I'm hoping he will forgive me.

Have you ever dated older women?

I've had my eye on Jose from day one.

I'm definitely going for it.

- Pola. - Yes?

I'm taking your son out on a date.

When?

Kelle is not the type of girl for Jose.

I'm 100% sure.

I don't know what they're talking about.

- Maybe they're talking about us. - Yeah.

- No speaking in Spanish! We don't know. - I heard...

The majority doesn't know what you're saying.

She becomes like fire.

- You're excluding people is what you're doing. - No!

- No. - She's shouting at me, just like...

Hopefully, you're gonna leave Kelle just, by the side.

I'm being greedy right now.

I want a pancake, too,

but I already have a quesadilla,

which is a bread.

Wow. I ate a pancake and a half, almost, too,

and I'm feeling like it's too much carbs right now.

Last night, with Pola and Stefany,

there was tensions running hot.

Speaking Spanish after I asked them to stop?

It's like, hello?

I'm sorry, should I tell you in Spanish,

just shut the [bleep] up ?

Just say that in Spanish.

Callate.

Honestly, I really am

over the whole speaking Spanish thing.

I could care less.

If they want to keep speaking it,

keep speaking it.

If they want to stop, they'll stop.

They know how I feel.

I'm over it.

I'm definitely going to apologize,

and bury the hatchet, so we can move on.

Oh, there she is.

Hey, what's up?

You ready to finish what we started last night?

- Girl, you're... What's up? - I'm just kidding.

- Aw! - I love you.

I love you, too.

No Spanish talk, right?

You're silly.

I don't know if Kelle's genuine this morning.

Maybe she's just trying to get closer to our sons.

I think at this point, I just might

keep my guard up, a little bit,

just to see what this is all about.

I'll teach you.

Before we leave, you're gonna learn it all.

- Perfect. I love you. - Mamacita.

- Say mamacita. - Mamacita.

Soy una mamacita.

Soy yo mamacita.

All right, girl.

Literal, no. No, no.

No, no, no. Of course.

When she came close to me,

I thought she was gonna scream again.

Good morning.

- I apologize for last night. - No, don't worry.

Kelle apologizing made me realize

that she is actually

smart enough to recognize her mistakes,

but at this point, I'm also open

to getting to know the other women in the villa.

I'm watching Kelle, because I just want

to make sure everything is fine,

and everyone is good.

I watch myself.

I know. I know.

Bam.

Cheers to Spanish speaking.

Do you know what?

The funny part is, is it's my fault,

because I actually took Spanish classes, like...

I started taking it, and then I quit,

and now, you know what?

- It bit me on the ass. - Yeah.

So what happens if you meet this, like, hot stud

that only speaks Spanish?

Then we just make love.

How are you doing, king?

Bro, I'm doing good.

The secrets and [bleep] , you know,

kind of hit home for people, and I was like, "Damn.

It might be a little annoying

finding out your mom did that[bleep] .

I was just checking in,

if you wanted to talk about it,

or something, you know?

The most shocking secret, for sure,

was Jimmy finding out his mom his best friend.

Did that kind of bother you a little bit?

Oh, yeah, it bothers me, obviously.

It's odd.

For one, I didn't know,

for two, it's supposed to,

apparently, like, my best friend,

and for three, now everybody knows.

Imagine you in my shoes, you know what I mean?

I'd be pretty pissed.

If you made a mistake, or something,

when I was younger, whatever,

but for you to, like, tell me in front of strangers

would kind of be, like, embarrassing.

I definitely would have said something to my son

if I was going to reveal that to a group of people.

- Come on. - I would probably fly home.

- I'm not kidding. - Yeah.

- I would fly home. - Yeah.

Yeah.

I think maybe he should talk to Soyoung,

because that's a bomb to drop.

If you just want to have a conversation that's private,

I'm always here to talk.

I'm just trying to get a little lit tonight.

I think that revealing the secret

was very hard for me.

I don't know how you feel towards me.

Are you saying you don't know how I feel?

How would you feel, is the question.

I'm angry.

I don't know how to even look at you,

and talk to you

in a sensible manner, where I can be your son right now.

I feel like you didn't treat me like your son.

Well, I am so sorry.

I never even think that way,

that I'm put in your shoes.

- But, cheers. - Cheers.

- I love you. - I love you, dude.

I love you.

Bye.

Vamonos!

All right, we know. Just kidding.

Adios.

As yesterday's winners

of the "Wall of Secrets" challenge,

Ryan, Joey, and myself got to choose

whoever we want to take out on a date tonight.

Stefany!

I choose Pola.

I'm going with April tonight.

I'm excited for my first date.

I get to go out of the villa,

and I get alone time with Stefany.

I've never been on a double date

with my mom before.

- It definitely doesn't seem like my mom's vibe. - I'm with Joey.

He's 20.

And he's such a gentleman, which I really like in a man.

Whoo-hoo!

I picked April because I love her vibe.

I love her energy.

Not only does April have

a beautiful face, beautiful body,

she has a great personality,

but she's also very wise.

She could teach me many things.

It's very attractive

that she has a lot of life experience.

Welcome to La Miserable Mezcaleria.

Take a seat.

Vamos.

Stefany caught my eye because she just seems

so sweet, and I think she's super pretty.

She seems like a well put together gal,

so I could definitely,

you know, be interested in that.

Thank you.

I picked Pola because she's very nice on the eyes,

personality-wise, very warm,

very inviting, very exciting.

Banging body, too.

I will explain to you

a little bit about mescal today.

What you have today are three different mescals

from three different parts of Mexico.

You have also a little bit of crickets.

Yes, crickets, edible crickets.

You can peel it...

...and eat it, that is, removing the legs...

- Ugh! - ...or you can eat it whole.

It was actually the very first time

I've seen crickets

on a dinner table like that.

If I'm gonna try them with anyone, it'll be April J.

- How do you like them? - I didn't realize that they were so, like,

crickety. Totally, yeah!

They're so crickety.

Ahhh!

God!

Come on, you have to.

I really enjoy that Ryan is more secure about himself,

and I knew he was more mature.

It's good that he asked me out on this date.

It's disgusting!

Salud, everyone.

Salud.

Oh, no, no!

What happened?

Open your mouth, close your eyes.

Ahhh!

Gabriel's throwing crickets, and, you know,

getting grossed out,

and kind of being immature about the situation.

It comes off a bit disrespectful to act that way.

I'm not seeing what Stefany's seeing in him.

I'm not understanding how he's gonna find

an older woman that will actually be interested

in seriously dating him, just being that childish.

From what I'm seeing, she's sitting with a man-baby.

Hey!

That's what you get for asking my mom on a date!

Hey!

Joey's a little sly guy,

and now, he's trying to hit on my mom,

and it's not sitting right with me.

It's not sitting pretty.

Wow.

- Hey. - Calm down.

- You're the most intriguing person in the house. - Aw!

I want to be with Jose.

- I love my son. - Okay.

It is a bit of mama's boy going on with Jose and Pola.

Have you ever thought

you could date, like, a younger guy?

Yeah. For sure.

What do you like about me?

Your vibe, it's so, you know...

I think it's the energy.

I love your eyes.

Hmm?

They're cute.

How about you?

Why did you pick me to go out on a date?

I thought you were the prettiest. Like, my type.

Thank you.

It would be fun to actually get to know you a little bit.

I make music. I'm an artist.

I do modeling as well. I travel a lot, so...

I'd say my ideal girl needs to be kind of well-rounded,

intelligent, really just a happy, positive person.

What's your, like, best date idea?

- Best, if you had to come up with a dream date. - I'm really simple.

I think, just like a nice, I think, conversation,

and some candles.

I feel like talking to Stefany the first five minutes,

I could already tell she's independent,

she's strong, so I'm definitely interested in that.

To getting to know each other.

Yes.

- Salud. - Salud.

I've never dated anyone like Gabriel.

He's stylish, he's spontaneous,

He's very funny, outgoing. He just says it how it is.

I am excited to see what God has in store for us.

Oh, you're the best.

What are the effects of these crickets?

- Are there some type of... - Yes.

- Are they aphrodisiacs, or... - Psychedelic?

- What is it? - I mean, I'm assuming they bring good luck,

and good love.

Maybe.

Joey's a little sly guy,

and now, he's trying to hit on my mom,

and it's not sitting right with me.

It's not sitting pretty.

I would have never thought that I would be here

with such a beautiful woman.

I think I'm the oldest mom in the house,

and Joey is the youngest man in the house,

but Joey's so sweet,

and complimentary, and sensitive.

He's actually acting more like a man

than most men twice his age.

Just because, you know,

my license says this, and your license says that...

Mmm-hmm.

I'm sure you have a license, right?

Mom!

How's your date going?

Oh, it's going great.

Don't get her too wasted.

I'm trying to have my date. "Mom!"

- Mom, it's about my date. -"Mom!"

- it's about our date, okay? -"Mom!"

"Mom!" "Mom!"

I'm not intimidated at all by having Gabriel around.

Well, I think Gabriel's honestly annoyed with me.

He doesn't like whatever is going on at my table.

That boy better watch out.

I'm gonna be his papa one day.

Hey!

- That's what you get for asking my mom on a date! - Hey!

Hey!

Calm down. - Wow.

I'm tired of watching Gabriel be corny.

You know? I just want to kind of be in my own vibes,

right now, with Pola, and just really, you know,

experience this date for what it can be,

so I was, "It's time to take a walk."

- All right, let's walk, and talk. - Let's go.

Thanks. You don't want to take the empanada?

I'm all set.

Obviously, I think Pola's attractive.

I think her energy is much younger than her age.

Vamos.

Okay.

That is the reason why I want to get to know Pola better.

I'm not gonna have crickets.

I'm never gonna do that. Never, ever. Never.

- Well, you missed out. It was so much fun. - It's fine. It's fine.

It's okay with me.

So now, anyways, on a serious note,

I brought you out tonight

because to me, personally,

- you're the most intriguing person in the house. - Aw!

You have a lot of confidence,

I think you're absolutely gorgeous,

and I think, most importantly,

internally you're a great person,

- and that's extremely attractive to me. - Thank you.

When he looks at me, like, he feels really confident,

and that becomes really sexy.

So, in your eyes,

what's your purpose at the house?

Right now?

I really want to enjoy my company.

Okay.

I really love myself.

Okay.

So, I want to be with myself first,

than being with anybody else.

Okay.

Then, I want to be with Jose.

- I love my son. - Okay.

Jose is my guy, but it is...

It is a bit of mama's boy going on with Jose and Pola.

And then, I'm really open to anything.

So, let me ask you this. So far...

- Yeah. - ...out of all of your dates, so far...

This has been really good.

- This has been good? - I like mescal, yes.

Don't give me the friend hand on the date.

Don't you Jimmy me.

Pola, to me, has the most question marks.

Is she here to date?

You know, 'cause I am here to date,

and you really have to be on the same page

with somebody to see

if you can further progress with them.

If Pola is gonna continue to be guarded,

obviously I gotta keep it moving.

Um, it's like the McRib at McDonald's, you know?

Like, "limited time only," you know?

- All right, come on. - That was great.

Salud.

"Salud, salud, salud!"

That's my mama.

So, are you loving it here?

Yeah. I'm super excited.

I'm a very open-minded person.

- Yeah. - Very relaxed.

"Go with the flow" type of person.

I'm open to anything, too.

We have to be.

Even though everything was great

going to Mushroom Rock with Jose on our first date,

after the blowup, now I feel like

he's avoiding me like the plague, so...

I think that Jose is definitely a mama's boy, for sure.

I mean, if he's not going to make an effort,

and he's just gonna let me go,

then I'm gonna keep moving forward,

so that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

So, now I'm gonna see what Billy's got going on.

Have you dated younger before?

Yeah.

Do you prefer younger, or older, around your age?

I feel like younger guys are a lot more open,

and they don't have a lot of, um, constraints, I think,

on their thought process.

They don't, like, overthink things

because of stuff that happened to them in the past.

- They're just more free with, like... - Yeah.

...who they are, and I feel like a lot of times

they have more direction on where they want to go.

What about you?

Um...

I don't really see too much of an age thing.

Age isn't really a problem for me.

Just like you, connection is very important,

the right chemistry.

The one thing that I really love,

that's a big turn-on for me, is a guy that puts in effort,

and that actually shows interest in me,

so the fact that Billy's actually showing

interest in me, I'm kind of open to exploring,

you know, to see if there's anything there.

- What's that? The pinot? - You want one?

Where's mine?

It's coming.

I'm about to bring it over.

- Thank you. - You're killing yourself that way, for them.

Oh!

Thank you.

- Absolutely. - You're so nice.

I try to be.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

I feel like the date with Pola goes pretty well,

but I am here to date, so I'm kind of shifting,

you know, my interest at this point toward Stefany.

Hopefully, I can show her something different

than she was experiencing at the table with Gabriel.

Do you date women with kids?

At my age, I'm used to it now,

but like, it's kind of, like, the inconvenience

- of trying to plan with you, and spend time with you. - Yeah.

If I really like you, I'm gonna make the time.

I think Stefany is just naturally sexy,

and extremely well put together.

She's definitely an eye talker,

and that gets me every time.

Even though Stefany is older,

she kind of has, like, a young appeal.

She's obviously an attractive woman.

Do you do online dating?

I've done it before.

Do you do FaceTime before you meet them?

- Uh... - Ah!

I learned my lesson with that

- a couple times before, so... - Yes!

I FaceTime like, all right, you swiped? Let's FaceTime.

- Like, yeah, let me see you. - Right.

Ryan is 30, and actually, it works for me,

because our communication seemed to be

on the same level,

because he's the one that's closest to my age,

and I felt chemistry with Ryan.

I don't know Ryan, but I feel like

based off the first day or two days,

you know, he's hitting on more than one girl,

so I feel like that might show

that, okay, yeah, he's a little player type.

I'm someone who...

I don't really get jealous that easily,

but I feel like Stefany and I have something going,

so I feel like he kind of needs to uh, you know,

stay out the way!

I am a very good kisser.

Would you like to test it out?

Billy's cute, but, um, his game is super weak.

You have food in your mouth!

Now you're gonna kiss me with food...

Sorry, not happening.

I give up.

I think Billy's attractive.

He's not necessarily my type.

The type of guys I normally date

would be super chatty, super outgoing, but I mean,

that's why we're here, to get to know other people

that we don't fit into, like, what we think is our type,

to get to know other people outside of the norm.

These are so good.

What's going through your little head?

So, I've been told

I'm a very good kisser,

but I need someone to tell me

- if that is true or not. - Oh, my God!

Would you like to test it out?

- I mean, right now? - Yes.

- Can you give me a minute? - Okay.

Oh, my gosh, and you're asking?

You're not supposed to ask.

You're supposed to, like, in the moment, just, like,

- kind of do it. - I'm a gentleman.

I really like being around Kelle,

because she really brings out a youthful side to me,

and she also makes me laugh, which is very important to me.

You have food in your mouth!

Now you're gonna kiss me with food...

Billy's cute,

and his dry sense of humor is funny,

but, um, his game is super weak.

Hold that thought.

Sorry, pick.

It's me or the carrot. Not both.

Not happening.

So weird.

I give up.

- You judged me on that. - You gave up already?

Yeah.

You're so funny.

I definitely didn't want to eat your carrot.

My first kiss with Kelle, I would have liked

if it had gone on longer,

but it was the first kiss,

so it was short and sweet.

Wait, what else is in here?

Knowing you? Condoms for sex on the beach.

The one I picked for Billy was

I've had sex in public on the beach.

Yeah.

You can't be trusted.

They don't really have

the right sized condoms for me here.

What are you... What are you saying, Billy?

Mmm.

I wasn't expecting this at all.

I think it's hot when a guy is so confident

about his size of his penis.

It's like, maybe he has this crazy, wild side

that even Stefany doesn't know about.

Billy's definitely becoming

one of my favorites, at this point.

- Cheers to an amazing date. - Yeah.

- Many more to come, hopefully. - Oh, okay.

♪ Let me love you ♪

♪ Let me love you ♪

Billy and I had a good time today.

He's amazing. I love him. He's really, really...

He's really sweet.

He said he has a big [bleep] . How does it make you feel?

Oh, my gosh, Kelle!

He said that!

- Keep that to yourself, please. - No, dude!

If your son's, like, spilling the beans,

- I just wanted to know, did you know... - Oh, my God.

...that I know that he might know...

Keep it PG, please.

I honestly do not want to hear about my son's

package.

I mean, it really feels awkward

to hear her talk to me about this.

It's crazy, you're saying that.

She probably already knows that her son is hung.

I mean, it is her boy,

so she must know, right?

I don't want to know any of that.

Well, now you know.

Okay, Kelle.

You heard it here first.

Oh, gosh. I think there's only one person here

that I think is actually sexual,

and that would know what to do,

and take the bull by the horns, is Ryan.

- He's got the most sex-- - Was it the seven-person orgy?

Was it the orgy?

Guys, I have a text!

What does it say?

It says, "Moms and sons, it's time to get moving.

We want you to come up with a dance

that best communicates love, passion, and desire.

You all will be the judges,

and the duo with the most votes

- wins a special double date... - Ooh!

...to a Latin dance club."

We got this, Pola.

Oh, no!

If they have color, they're gonna win this.

No doubt.

Harrison, you feel confident?

- How do you feel? - Oh yeah, I'm feeling good.

- We got this. - I think we got this in the bag.

Yeah. We're gonna have so much fun.

Oh, I'm gonna bring it.

It's Magic Mike time.

Yeah!

- Forward. - Roll forward.

- Boom, boom, boom, boom. - Dit, dit, dit, dit.

Dum, dum, dum, dum.

No. You did it wrong again.

The secret really kind of, like,

disrupted me and my mom's energy together, so

it makes it very difficult

to work with somebody, so you can only imagine

how awkward this is for me.

- Dit, dit, dit, dit. - No!

You gotta go right with the four count.

I don't feel his heart in it,

'cause I know Jimmy.

He's not putting out 100%.

It's sad.

No. See, that's...

...one, two, three, four.

I want to win, but it's hard

when you have two people trying to dance,

and move together,

and everything is like a locomotive,

and there's, like,

something broken in our machine right now,

and for us to go and win this competition

is gonna be a real challenge.

I don't think he knows what he wants to do with Stefany.

I think Gabriel likes attention...

...but I think that she's interested in me 100%.

Let's go!

Coming through.

Let's get this party started.

Yeah!

For this week's challenge,

all the mothers and sons

need to come up with a dance routine

that communicates passion and desire.

We're all gonna judge each other,

and the duo that wins gets to pick two people

to go on a date to a salsa club tonight.

- All right! - Ready? All right, cool.

- Let's go! - Let's go! With us!

I am very much so a dance-y person.

I love, love, love to dance.

I love it!

We gotta get my mom a date.

If you knew what I know, it's over.

Shannan goes crazy on the dance floor.

I'm trying to say that right now.

On the dance floor... - Yes.

...I'm unstoppable.

I do a little pop, pop with the hip.

I don't have to say a whole lot.

- Just standing there. - It's all about the movement,

so that's how I roll.

- Surprise attack, that's what you're saying. - Right.

- Okay. - Lady in the street...

You finish the sentence.

She's killing it.

She's putting her moves on display.

At this point, we got a good shot to win this.

Come back up.

Me and my mom are super competitive

- in everything we do. - Always been, right?

We want to win,

so our minds just synchronize on the spot.

After the challenge, it really hit me,

and I realized, I'm not mad at you.

I'm just mad at the situation that it ever happened,

but it's really okay.

- You know, there's no hard feelings. - Yeah.

I've had a great life.

I've been happy in my and our experience of life,

so there's nothing to really be sad about.

I'm so sorry,

- everything that upset you. - No, it's...

- It's okay, um... - That's past, and I hope that you forgive me.

- I do. - Give me a hug.

- I love you. - I love you.

- Everything's okay. - Ooh!

Sorry.

Whoo!

I got my eye on April.

She's got the energy up,

so hopefully, I can take her hand,

and get grooving on the dance floor.

Ahhh!

That's so sexy!

I can't wait to see what Magic Mike got for us.

All right, guys.

When I hear people cheering,

I feel good for my mom, that she's actually able

to share this moment with me.

I got a little too excited. I forgot it was a competition!

The shirt comes off, and all the ladies go crazy!

Harrison? Mmm. He made me hot.

Whew! Lord, have mercy!

That was awesome!

- There! - Put your shirt on. That's smooth!

Lethal abs!

Harrison taking his shirt off

was probably one of the highlights

of the house since we've been here.

I wonder how much I can bribe Harrison

to give me a lap dance?

Okay, guys. It's time to pick.

So, our top pick is

Magic Mike and Charlene!

We actually went with

Harrison and Charlene.

We the ladies!

So, I didn't have much of a choice,

after my mother's natural reactions...

- ...so... - ...Charlene and Harrison.

- There you go. - Charlene and Magic Mike!

The winner is...

Drum roll.

...Harrison and Charlene!

It feels amazing.

It took me time,

but I finally get to go out on a date.

For my date, I'm gonna ask Jose.

Oh, Jose!

Thank you, Charlene.

I think Jose is hot.

Who knows what tonight will bring,

with all of that spice on the dance floor?

Jose, Jose!

Harrison just won, and all the ladies

are like, "Pick me! Pick me!"

For my date, I'm gonna ask

Stefany to come dancing with me tonight.

At first, I am, like, a little annoyed.

I felt like I kind of already let her know

that I'm interested in at least developing

a relationship with Stefany, so I feel like, you know,

I've kind of made my presence apparent,

so I'm pretty secure in that,

and I don't think anyone's gonna catch her eye

as much as I did.

I had been talking to Stefany

when Harrison picks her, so it sucks,

because we're developing a connection,

and that chemistry,

and I really had plans in my head.

You know, getting to know her, and like,

yo, we're gonna go on a date,

then we'll kind of see where these things go,

so I was not prepared for that, at all.

- Estamos listos? Are we ready, or what? - Si.

Yeah!

All ready to get your little boogie on?

- Whoo-hoo! - All right!

I don't know much about Charlene,

but I can tell that she's interested

in getting to know me,

so I'm curious as well, to getting to know her.

It's gonna be so nice.

We're doing it!

- Okay, okay. We're gonna do it. - Yeah.

- Show me something. - Back.

- Okay. - Back.

Back.

Hey, your mom is learning very good, eh?

- Yeah. - Let me tell you!

Ha! Ha!

- You're my date now, so... - Yeah, yeah. Excited.

My pleasure.

I'm feeling sexy, I'm seeing Jose do the moves,

so that makes me attracted to him.

Do it, do it! Go!

At that point, it's just about the sexiness of the dance.

Nice! Oh, I get to spin you too. Okay, sorry.

Come on, Harrison. You got this.

- You got it. - I'll try.

Pretend your mom's not here.

I kept looking over,

my mom was dancing with Jose,

I'm like, "What am I doing right now

at the club with my mom?"

Wow. That was fun.

- Yeah. - Was it awkward

- a little bit, 'cause your mom's there? - Now awkward.

It was just, like,

she's over there with a...

...with some, you know, somebody young.

Who do you think you like most in the house?

In the house that I vibe with?

Yeah, that you, like, really vibe with.

It's crazy, 'cause I really like

- Soyoung's personality a lot. - Yeah.

I just think she's really cool.

Who are you the most attracted to?

That would be Pola.

I thought he was gonna say, "Oh, you."

But no, he actually named other ladies.

Okay, then why am I the one here with you?

If he had a connection with someone else,

he should have gone with them,

and not brought me on this date.

They seem to be doing amazing.

Thank you for bringing me out on this date.

- You did great on the dance floor, so... - Thank you, thank you.

- I'm so used to leading all the time, that-- - You are?

- Why? - Yeah, because I'm independent.

I have to do everything for myself.

I don't really, you know...

Who would I be following?

But no, but in dating, like,

people that you've dated before,

you usually lead the conversations, and the...

- Um... - Or it's mixed?

No. I feel like if I were to do that,

that I would lose interest.

Why?

I don't know. I kind of...

Maybe I'm old-fashioned in that way...

- Okay. - ...where, in my life,

being single, and a single mom,

and independent...

- Yeah. - ...I always had to take care of things, and business,

so it's like, when you're always wearing the pants,

- or always having to, like, take the bull by the horns... - Yeah.

...I'd like to think that it's nice

to be able to just, like, let my hair down, and relax...

- Mmm. - ...and feel like someone can just lead the conversation.

I am tired of being independent

in that sense of like, listen, it's time for me to be able

to, like, sit back and relax.

I've had to be the front-runner

for a long time now, so yeah, I'm ready to let somebody else

take the wheel for a little while.

Um, I see it completely differently,

in dating, especially.

I see both as equals...

- Right. - ...so part has its own liberty, and...

- I mean, I get that. - You know what I mean?

- And don't drive. - But a woman needs to feel a certain way.

If you say to me, "Would you like to go out?"

that lets me know you're interested.

- It's not that I would expect a woman to approach at all. - Right, right.

- It's that if she does... - Yeah.

...I'll be surprised, and I would say, like,

-"Okay," like, "That's cool." - Yeah.

I think Jose was starting to understand my perspective,

but at the same time, part of me thinks

that deep down, it's not that important to him.

Like, I don't think he really gets where I'm coming from,

and what that means from a woman.

Romantically, as a woman...

- Uh-huh. - ...I want to feel desired.

We had a lot of fun, but I think

that romantic chemistry is not quite there.

- Salud? - All right.

- Before we go, let's salud. - Yes.

- Gracias. - One for the road.

Yes.

Would you have gone, like, Latin dancing,

- or is that not your vibe? - I would have went.

- Hell yeah. - Yeah? Would you have had fun?

- I would go. Yeah. - That's an answer.

- That seems like a cute date, huh? - It's fun.

So, I feel like Stefany's been going on dates,

and like, she's allowed to do whatever she wants,

but then again, I was kind of bummed,

just because for me,

personally, I don't really have my eye

on anyone else.

Want some beer, maybe?

- What's happening? - So, you went on a date with Harrison.

Yeah.

What's that mean for you guys, yeah?

Kind of wanted to talk to you about it.

Gabriel's just doing a little too much for me.

We didn't come in here

with ties already. This is new energy.

We're getting to know new people.

You don't know what pair fits.

He's a smooth guy, huh?

Oh, my gosh.

I feel like Gabriel lacks respect,

because every time it's somebody else's turn

to get to know someone,

it's not your time to infringe.

I don't think he knows what

he wants to do with Stefany,

but I think Gabriel likes attention,

and I think that anything without him,

I think he wants to be in it.

- Who, you and I? - Yeah.

I do like Gabriel a lot,

but I'm a little confused, at this point.

I do not feel threatened by Ryan,

because no one really has a chance in here.

I think it's in the bag.

How do you feel about Gabriel?

More friends.

I think that she's interested in me, 100%.

The conversations that I've had

with Stefany so far,

I feel like I've peeled back some layers with her.

I've gotten to know her better,

but we haven't even been on a date yet,

so I think this is the perfect opportunity,

because it is extremely important

for me to peel back layers.

With anybody that I'm involved with,

I like to know what I'm dealing with

before I get into it.

I would like to know what I'm signing up for.

You got to read a contract before you sign it.

- Who, you and I? - Yeah.

- Okay, so... - Come.

Oops.

"Come on," you know.

I do like Gabriel a lot,

but I'm a little confused, at this point,

because I jibe with Ryan. He's a cool dude.

Why wouldn't I want to go snorkeling with him?

Let's go.

Bye!

Ohhh!

I do not feel threatened by Ryan,

because me and Stefany were definitely killing it.

We like each other.

I definitely think no one really has a chance in here.

I think it's in the bag.

I haven't gone snorkeling in, like, so long.

I'm excited to go snorkeling,

because the water's magnificent.

Like, the water's beautiful here,

and it's even more exciting to do it with a person

that you're interested in, that's looking good.

No.

Ryan's definitely looking out.

He's teaching me how to snorkel.

I'm following his lead. He makes me feel comfortable.

Just going with the flow.

So, he goes in for the kiss,

and it was just so sweet.

This is so...

Stefany's a pretty good kisser.

It's not an awkward kiss.

This kiss is meant to happen.

These lips and these lips work when they come together.

Here's to great friendships, and good times.

Good times.

Cheers.

So, are you enjoying yourself?

I am.

Like, I feel like the first couple

of conversations we had were like, very open.

I appreciate in general how your conversation is,

and then, how

genuine you are.

Thanks for acknowledging that.

How do you feel about the moms?

Well, you know, there's a couple people

that I've had my eye on.

I was open with you.

You were one of those people.

I just felt like

it was a lot to

get some time with you,

- you know, like, just because... - Oh, because I was always

with Gabriel, you mean?

I mean, yeah, like, how do feel about Gabriel now?

Honestly?

He's funny,

but I think... I don't know.

We've hung out, we've gone out on a date,

but it's just been fun, like, more friends, I think.

I haven't... I mean, he didn't...

He hasn't tried to kiss me, or anything.

I think because Gabriel makes me feel comfortable,

maybe it comes off that I'm only, you know, open to him.

I think I like you the most, because you're older.

- The older son. - Right.

Yeah.

I feel like the other sons are more like

-"friends" friends, I think. - Mmm-hmm.

If that's the case, then...

- Mmm-hmm. - ...based on this date and wherever it goes,

- since I'm the first person you kissed in the house... - I know.

...rough question for you.

What do you think?

You know, I like hanging out with you,

and I think we've had a connection,

but we haven't had enough time to spend

- time together. - Yeah.

This was fun.

Based on what Stefany tells me,

I think that she's interested in me,

100%.

Now look, I'm gonna be down for you,

but you gotta make time. You know what I'm saying?

There's plenty more dates where this came from,

in my eyes, with you.

Cheers to more dates, Ryan.

Cheers to more dates with you, Stefany.

♪ I know all about it You're my Cadillac love ♪

Gabriel thinks

he's sealed the deal with Stefany,

but in my eyes, I mean, I'm obviously the choice.

That's the bottom line.

- Are you comfy, or are you falling? - You're gonna... I'm...

- I'm perfect. - Put your legs.

I am perfect!

You want to sit here, too?

Stefany, offer him a spot, I'm out.

I know Gabriel feels threatened by me,

and I would feel threatened by me, too.

Billy and I are turning up the heat.

Sorry, Mom.

I just don't like the fact that Kelle's, like

six feet away from me, in your bed.

I think you're being a little bit

too overprotective.

And now, for the bad news.

- Ooh! - Oh!

There is one mother and one son going home.

Oh, no!

- What the... - No.

- What? - No.

- Are you serious? - I didn't think anybody was going home.

- It's not a joke. - Hey, show me that thing it's in.

It just got real.

It's just shocking.

It's serious, people.