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One, two, three.
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Way there.
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That's it.
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Man, I'm pretty.
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And these are the fleecing tubes where
gristle and tallow are rendered down
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a gelatinous albumin. The albumin, which
is the basis of Mr.
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Kevin's triple strength hair gel.
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The gristle makes it shiny, and the
tallow keeps hair stiff for days.
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Yes,
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sir, we know.
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This is my 397th tour of the factory.
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Three more and I get a prize.
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How nice for you.
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Moving along, we find... Tell them about
the turbo -injected bottling process.
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Sir... I'm getting to that. Now, if
you'll all follow me, please watch your
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as industrial crud may have accumulated
along the walkway.
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She's going to show us how they thick
pretty labels on the bottles and
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distribute them to hair salons across...
Whoa!
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Oh.
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Too bad. The hair gel will harden around
his body, encasing him in a living
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prison for eons to come.
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And we're walking, we're walking, we're
walking.
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to get to Mr. Kevin's gift shop.
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Want to go to the gift shop?
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Hi, Johnny.
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What are you doing on a hair gel tour?
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You're not on a tour.
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You've been frozen in hair gel for over
500 years, and I revived you. Ah, quit
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goofing around, Carl.
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Interesting. You must be talking about
my great -great -great -great
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-grandfather, Carl Prentissowitz I.
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I'm Carl number 97324.
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Welcome to the 25th century!
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Let me get this straight. It's 500 years
in the future?
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Yep. And you're here?
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Uh -huh. Let me out of here!
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I want to go home! Help! Help! I
understand, Johnny. Your primitive brain
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confused and rattled. But with me as
your guide, you'll soon grow to love the
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glorious world of the future.
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Uh...
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Carl, nothing personal, but this place
is a dump.
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After six world wars and two global
plagues, I think we've done quite
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thank you.
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There's roaches all over the place.
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Yeah, and I'm late for work. Move it,
lard butt!
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Careful,
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Johnny!
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You were almost hit by that fossil fuel
-powered ground transport.
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You mean that car?
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This place stinks.
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Where's all the talking robots and
hovering stuff?
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We're working on it. Cut us some slack,
Mr. Bossy. Whatever.
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Got any food in this place? I'm hungry.
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Okay. Follow me and I'll treat you to
the amazing food of the future.
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Hey,
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welcome to Potts.
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Potts? Is it really you?
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Sure is, Jenny.
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It froze my head back in 07 after a
little tussle with the meat slicer.
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Wiggy. Well, why doesn't everyone
preserve their head and live forever?
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Well, Johnny, it's a sad, freaky
existence.
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So, what can I get you? We're starved,
Pop.
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Two orders of unflavored soy mulch,
please.
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Could you get it yourself?
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I'm a little short -handed at the
moment.
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It's a little floating head joke.
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Eat up, Johnny, while it's still damp.
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Oh, stinky food, no rocket cars. Give me
one reason why I should stick around.
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That'll do.
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Hey, future babe, lower your deflectors.
I've set my phasers on love.
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Very well.
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What? Really? Cool!
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Luckily, I happen to have brought my
hyper -lit mandibulator.
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What?
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Kissing is forbidden, Johnny. This is
how we make out in the future.
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That was painful and unsatisfying. Can
we do it again?
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Well, this has been fun.
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I gotta go now.
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No, really. Stop it.
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I must go. Big Brother summons us.
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Well, I'll call you. Okay.
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Hurry, Johnny.
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It's time for the 25th century's
favorite TV show.
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I don't get it. I thought you said we
were going to watch TV.
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Big Brother!
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Big Brother! Big Brother! Big Brother!
Big Brother! Big Brother! It's time for
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the Big Brother Comedy Hour.
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With tonight's guests, Raynak of Furious
4 and Stupid Android Drift. And
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now, a man who never gets tired of
policing your mind, Big Brother!
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Bites. What else was on?
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Johnny, please.
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Thank you. Thank you. My, what a crowd.
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So, a guy walked into a bar and said he
hasn't had a bite in three days.
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So I had him arrested and sent to a re
-education camp.
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No, I kid.
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You stink.
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Who's got the remote?
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You know, buddy, I'll say to you what I
say to all my critics.
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Seize him!
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Quick, Johnny, hold me tight.
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Wow, that was a close one.
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The future stinks.
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Just send me home already.
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Don't be silly, Johnny. You can hide out
here with me for the rest of your life.
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I'll just set up a cot over here next to
the time machine.
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Time machine?
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Mm -hmm. And we can stay up late every
night and play Yahtzee and be best
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friends forever and ever and ever and
ever and ever and ever and ever.
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The albumin, which is the basis of Mr.
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Kevin's triple -strength hair gel.
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I made it. I'm back in my own time.
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Sir, I've asked you nicely to please
stop talking.
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All right.
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I'll be good.
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I've learned my lesson. And watch the
ooze on those steps.
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Mag, mag, mag.
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Why don't you just shut your...
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Seize
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them!
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I'm going to make a fortune with this
thing.
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Oh, mama!
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This car must be made completely out of
loose change.
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Now to get it into these penny rolls.
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Excuse me, that's my car.
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Hey, finders keepers.
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So, want to get lunch? I'm rich.
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No, but if you take...
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That bus, all the way to the last stop.
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My twin sister will be waiting for you.
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Twin sister, huh? What's she look like?
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Better hurry.
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Hmm.
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Just like home.
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Only more corn.
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And the cars are made of horses.
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Good morning to you, sir.
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You're the sister I'm supposed to meet?
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Yes, I am Sister Emma.
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You must be Brother John Adia. Come to
visit from the East Country.
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Yeah, sure, whatever.
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Let's ride.
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Hello? Sister Emma?
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Anyone?
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Are one of you Sister Emma?
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Um, no.
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We're going to go to Daytona Beach for
spring break. Want to come?
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All righty then.
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I still don't know why I got to wear
these stupid clothes.
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Your East Country ways are truly
strange, Donna Dyer. All our men dress
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I think I'm getting a burlap wedgie.
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You'll get used to it.
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I've returned with Johnny Dyer.
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Come in. I was just blunting these farm
implements to make the work harder.
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Wiggy. Tell me, Johnny Dyer, what brings
you such a great distance?
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Some chick told me her sister here could
cure what ails me.
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A chicken spoke to you and told you that
Emma would perform a healing?
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You talk funny.
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Yes.
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Well, in any event, let me extend the
open arms of brotherly... Blah, blah,
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blah. I'm starving. When's dinner?
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You're in for a treat, John Adair.
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I've walked all day to make the food as
tasteless as possible.
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Mmm, radish loaf with skunk root sauce.
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This stinks!
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Got any ketchup?
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Start with the spicy tang of ketchup,
and before you know it, you're skipping
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about the barn wearing brightly colored
garments.
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You know, that reminds me of a funny
story. I was washing my hair in the
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the other day when... So, when the
battery ran out, I realized I had my
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underwear on my head the whole time.
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Hey,
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want to see some karate?
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Yes. Well, let's get to bed, shall we?
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So how's about tomorrow, you and me?
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Oh, yeah.
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Making progress.
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No, Mama! I'm too old for the tiny
pants!
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Oh, it's you.
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What time is it?
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It's 4 .30, John and Di, huh?
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Do you plan to lay in bed all day when
work's to be done?
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Work?
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All right.
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If that's what it takes to prove myself
to you, I'll do it.
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By the way, I ran out of nails, so I
pulled some from those other buildings.
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John Adair, you have brought shame upon
us. And for that, you must receive the
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treatment. The treatment?
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What the heck is that?
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We can't hear you.
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We're giving you the treatment.
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No, please.
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Not the treatment.
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Stop. Stop, all of you. John Adia is our
guest.
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Yes, his customs may be strange, but we
must open our hearts to him.
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She does dig me. Hey,
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short, blonde, and righteous.
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How's about a quick game of spin the
butter turn?
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Creep.
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Didn't say that.
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This goes against all the bylaws of our
peace, love, and community.
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Everyone okay with that?
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Aye! Then let the pummeling continue!
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Magic word. Watch the hair. Come on now.
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Boy, that hurt.
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Welcome to the chess match of the
century. Johnny Bravo versus the
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supercomputer. What's this horsey thing
again?
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It's a knight.
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Can I move here? No.
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King me.
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There is no king me in chess.
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Hey, look at me. I'm a Martian.
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Anyone up for a party, then?
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Good gravy, Carl. It's just a lousy
houseplant.
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It's not just a houseplant.
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It's the best Venus flytrap I ever had.
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Take him, Pops. I want him to spend his
final days among the flies he loves so
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well. All righty. I'll put him in the
kitchen. The place is lousy with the
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little stinkers.
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Farewell, little Dianaya Muscapula.
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Parting is such sweet sorrow.
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Reeb, what's up?
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You look like somebody that died.
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Oops.
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I think I've made a terrible mistake.
I'm wearing my underwear on the outside.
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Ah, that's better. Now, who died?
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Not died.
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Dying.
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Read the medical report.
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What? Twelve hours to live.
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No hope of recovery.
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Fungal infestation.
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mean to you for the past two decades.
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Huh? From here on, I vow to be the best
friend you always fantasized I was, and
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I swear I will do anything, anything to
make your last day on Earth a happy one.
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No, you don't understand.
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That's the medical report for my Venus.
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Anything?
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Hmm.
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Faithboy blog.
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Star date, July.
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has the same heavy disruptor fire. My
trusty lieutenant has just beamed back
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aboard the bridge.
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I said my lieutenant has just beamed
back aboard.
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Why do I gotta wear this? I just feel
stupid.
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Johnny, you said you'd play Trip McCoy
Galaxy Boy with me. That means you're
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Biff Proton, my best friend and trusted
first officer.
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All right.
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Lieutenant Biff, what's his name,
reporting for duty. What are your stupid
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orders? Give me a foot rub.
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What? Not a chance, dweeb.
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Then prepare to be disciplined.
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What did you do that for? I thought
Tripp and Biff, what's his name, were
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friends. Normally, yes. But in this
episode, my brain has been taken over by
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evil space crabs.
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Well, then I don't want to... You will
be absorbed.
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Why, you little... Uh -oh.
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What am I doing?
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Carl's dying, and here I am pounding his
head into the carpet.
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Oh, I feel cold.
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I see a bright light.
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Is this the end of Carl Krisevinowitz?
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Please, Carl, don't die.
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I'll make it up to you. I swear I will.
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Really? What size unitard do you wear?
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This won't end well.
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Johnny! I
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hate it here.
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I'm going home.
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You can do it, Johnny.
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Just pretend you're tiptoeing across a
beautiful...
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Come here and be my skating buddy.
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How long before you die again?
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Just relax and follow my lead.
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Spin me, Johnny.
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Now lift me.
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Whoa! Wow!
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Owie.
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Hey, rink bunny. Want to join the Johnny
Capades?
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Come on, Carl. Quit dying on me. I'll do
whatever it takes.
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Okay, follow me.
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Carl is my best friend.
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He is so smart and nice and a really
snappy dresser.
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I like Carl very much.
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Excuse me, Mr. Motorist. Would you run
me over with your vehicle? Really, you'd
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be doing me a favor.
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I don't hear you, Johnny.
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Right. Carl is so great. He is the sun
and we are the planet.
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That's a very pleasant singing voice.
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Excuse me, Mr. Construction Worker.
Would you please bury me alive? I'll
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you a dollar.
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You forgot to mention that I'm an
excellent conversationalist. I don't get
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Carl. We've been doing this for hours.
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Shouldn't you be dead by now?
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Any minute now.
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In the meantime, keep proclaiming your
devotion to me.
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Do I have to?
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Oh, the tunnel. I see the tunnel.
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C is for the coolest guy I know.
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A is for the awful way I treat him.
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R is for his really neat bug collection.
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L is for the love of humanity. Somebody
put me out of my misery.
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I can't stand it anymore. I can't stand
it.
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Great news, Carl.
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Your Venus flytrap is going to live
after all.
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Huh?
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That's great, Pops.
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It's Naomi eye trap play.
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Yes, sir. Three helpings of my loose
meat special and the little feller was
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good as new.
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I guess that fancy medical report was
just a big load of bunk. That report was
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about a stupid plant.
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Oh, my spleen. I mean, my tooth.
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Is hangnails no picnic?
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I like you better than people.
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