1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 One, two, three. 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:05,200 Way there. 3 00:00:12,820 --> 00:00:13,820 That's it. 4 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:15,900 Man, I'm pretty. 5 00:00:46,030 --> 00:00:50,230 And these are the fleecing tubes where gristle and tallow are rendered down 6 00:00:50,230 --> 00:00:54,510 a gelatinous albumin. The albumin, which is the basis of Mr. 7 00:00:54,710 --> 00:00:56,470 Kevin's triple strength hair gel. 8 00:00:56,670 --> 00:01:00,550 The gristle makes it shiny, and the tallow keeps hair stiff for days. 9 00:01:01,330 --> 00:01:02,330 Yes, 10 00:01:02,690 --> 00:01:03,790 sir, we know. 11 00:01:04,170 --> 00:01:06,850 This is my 397th tour of the factory. 12 00:01:07,050 --> 00:01:08,050 Three more and I get a prize. 13 00:01:08,370 --> 00:01:09,610 How nice for you. 14 00:01:10,110 --> 00:01:13,870 Moving along, we find... Tell them about the turbo -injected bottling process. 15 00:01:14,350 --> 00:01:19,210 Sir... I'm getting to that. Now, if you'll all follow me, please watch your 16 00:01:19,210 --> 00:01:22,250 as industrial crud may have accumulated along the walkway. 17 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:25,470 She's going to show us how they thick pretty labels on the bottles and 18 00:01:25,470 --> 00:01:27,450 distribute them to hair salons across... Whoa! 19 00:01:28,530 --> 00:01:29,530 Oh. 20 00:01:30,770 --> 00:01:35,050 Too bad. The hair gel will harden around his body, encasing him in a living 21 00:01:35,050 --> 00:01:37,070 prison for eons to come. 22 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:40,770 And we're walking, we're walking, we're walking. 23 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:52,720 to get to Mr. Kevin's gift shop. 24 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:54,540 Want to go to the gift shop? 25 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:55,880 Hi, Johnny. 26 00:01:57,580 --> 00:02:00,540 What are you doing on a hair gel tour? 27 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:01,900 You're not on a tour. 28 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:06,160 You've been frozen in hair gel for over 500 years, and I revived you. Ah, quit 29 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,220 goofing around, Carl. 30 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:11,000 Interesting. You must be talking about my great -great -great -great 31 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,840 -grandfather, Carl Prentissowitz I. 32 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:19,240 I'm Carl number 97324. 33 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:21,820 Welcome to the 25th century! 34 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:27,840 Let me get this straight. It's 500 years in the future? 35 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:29,260 Yep. And you're here? 36 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,020 Uh -huh. Let me out of here! 37 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:37,420 I want to go home! Help! Help! I understand, Johnny. Your primitive brain 38 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:41,680 confused and rattled. But with me as your guide, you'll soon grow to love the 39 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,500 glorious world of the future. 40 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,080 Uh... 41 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,490 Carl, nothing personal, but this place is a dump. 42 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:53,170 After six world wars and two global plagues, I think we've done quite 43 00:02:53,270 --> 00:02:54,270 thank you. 44 00:02:55,390 --> 00:02:56,830 There's roaches all over the place. 45 00:02:57,050 --> 00:02:59,670 Yeah, and I'm late for work. Move it, lard butt! 46 00:03:04,850 --> 00:03:05,850 Careful, 47 00:03:06,930 --> 00:03:07,930 Johnny! 48 00:03:09,030 --> 00:03:11,990 You were almost hit by that fossil fuel -powered ground transport. 49 00:03:12,310 --> 00:03:13,470 You mean that car? 50 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,160 This place stinks. 51 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:17,320 Where's all the talking robots and hovering stuff? 52 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:21,280 We're working on it. Cut us some slack, Mr. Bossy. Whatever. 53 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:23,100 Got any food in this place? I'm hungry. 54 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:27,280 Okay. Follow me and I'll treat you to the amazing food of the future. 55 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,560 Hey, 56 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,000 welcome to Potts. 57 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:41,540 Potts? Is it really you? 58 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:42,900 Sure is, Jenny. 59 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:47,420 It froze my head back in 07 after a little tussle with the meat slicer. 60 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:51,180 Wiggy. Well, why doesn't everyone preserve their head and live forever? 61 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,000 Well, Johnny, it's a sad, freaky existence. 62 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,260 So, what can I get you? We're starved, Pop. 63 00:03:57,460 --> 00:03:59,580 Two orders of unflavored soy mulch, please. 64 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:01,140 Could you get it yourself? 65 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,120 I'm a little short -handed at the moment. 66 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,100 It's a little floating head joke. 67 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,900 Eat up, Johnny, while it's still damp. 68 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:19,100 Oh, stinky food, no rocket cars. Give me one reason why I should stick around. 69 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:23,319 That'll do. 70 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:27,520 Hey, future babe, lower your deflectors. I've set my phasers on love. 71 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:28,959 Very well. 72 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,800 What? Really? Cool! 73 00:04:31,220 --> 00:04:33,920 Luckily, I happen to have brought my hyper -lit mandibulator. 74 00:04:34,260 --> 00:04:35,260 What? 75 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:38,520 Kissing is forbidden, Johnny. This is how we make out in the future. 76 00:04:40,919 --> 00:04:43,560 That was painful and unsatisfying. Can we do it again? 77 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,120 Well, this has been fun. 78 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,280 I gotta go now. 79 00:04:51,420 --> 00:04:52,980 No, really. Stop it. 80 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,300 I must go. Big Brother summons us. 81 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,520 Well, I'll call you. Okay. 82 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,280 Hurry, Johnny. 83 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:06,520 It's time for the 25th century's favorite TV show. 84 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,880 I don't get it. I thought you said we were going to watch TV. 85 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:13,959 Big Brother! 86 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:17,760 Big Brother! Big Brother! Big Brother! Big Brother! Big Brother! It's time for 87 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,400 the Big Brother Comedy Hour. 88 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:30,700 With tonight's guests, Raynak of Furious 4 and Stupid Android Drift. And 89 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:36,760 now, a man who never gets tired of policing your mind, Big Brother! 90 00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:43,670 Bites. What else was on? 91 00:05:44,150 --> 00:05:45,150 Johnny, please. 92 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:48,750 Thank you. Thank you. My, what a crowd. 93 00:05:49,530 --> 00:05:54,110 So, a guy walked into a bar and said he hasn't had a bite in three days. 94 00:05:54,470 --> 00:05:57,670 So I had him arrested and sent to a re -education camp. 95 00:06:01,030 --> 00:06:02,670 No, I kid. 96 00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:04,010 You stink. 97 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:05,970 Who's got the remote? 98 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:11,480 You know, buddy, I'll say to you what I say to all my critics. 99 00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:13,260 Seize him! 100 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,420 Quick, Johnny, hold me tight. 101 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,120 Wow, that was a close one. 102 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:26,980 The future stinks. 103 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,320 Just send me home already. 104 00:06:28,540 --> 00:06:32,380 Don't be silly, Johnny. You can hide out here with me for the rest of your life. 105 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,780 I'll just set up a cot over here next to the time machine. 106 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,160 Time machine? 107 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:40,960 Mm -hmm. And we can stay up late every night and play Yahtzee and be best 108 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:44,200 friends forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. 109 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,060 The albumin, which is the basis of Mr. 110 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,980 Kevin's triple -strength hair gel. 111 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:57,960 I made it. I'm back in my own time. 112 00:06:58,380 --> 00:07:02,080 Sir, I've asked you nicely to please stop talking. 113 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:03,299 All right. 114 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:04,300 I'll be good. 115 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:08,020 I've learned my lesson. And watch the ooze on those steps. 116 00:07:09,260 --> 00:07:10,920 Mag, mag, mag. 117 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:12,760 Why don't you just shut your... 118 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:19,980 Seize 119 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:20,980 them! 120 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:39,750 I'm going to make a fortune with this thing. 121 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:47,110 Oh, mama! 122 00:07:47,410 --> 00:07:50,090 This car must be made completely out of loose change. 123 00:07:50,450 --> 00:07:52,390 Now to get it into these penny rolls. 124 00:07:55,990 --> 00:07:58,310 Excuse me, that's my car. 125 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:00,570 Hey, finders keepers. 126 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,750 So, want to get lunch? I'm rich. 127 00:08:04,510 --> 00:08:06,930 No, but if you take... 128 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:10,720 That bus, all the way to the last stop. 129 00:08:10,940 --> 00:08:13,580 My twin sister will be waiting for you. 130 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,040 Twin sister, huh? What's she look like? 131 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:19,820 Better hurry. 132 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:24,700 Hmm. 133 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:36,080 Just like home. 134 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,600 Only more corn. 135 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:41,960 And the cars are made of horses. 136 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:43,679 Good morning to you, sir. 137 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:45,400 You're the sister I'm supposed to meet? 138 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,240 Yes, I am Sister Emma. 139 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,780 You must be Brother John Adia. Come to visit from the East Country. 140 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,120 Yeah, sure, whatever. 141 00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:55,820 Let's ride. 142 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,140 Hello? Sister Emma? 143 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:02,620 Anyone? 144 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,300 Are one of you Sister Emma? 145 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:11,520 Um, no. 146 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,400 We're going to go to Daytona Beach for spring break. Want to come? 147 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:19,120 All righty then. 148 00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:28,180 I still don't know why I got to wear these stupid clothes. 149 00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:33,300 Your East Country ways are truly strange, Donna Dyer. All our men dress 150 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,680 I think I'm getting a burlap wedgie. 151 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,480 You'll get used to it. 152 00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:44,730 I've returned with Johnny Dyer. 153 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:49,150 Come in. I was just blunting these farm implements to make the work harder. 154 00:09:50,070 --> 00:09:53,970 Wiggy. Tell me, Johnny Dyer, what brings you such a great distance? 155 00:09:54,330 --> 00:09:57,270 Some chick told me her sister here could cure what ails me. 156 00:09:57,470 --> 00:10:01,830 A chicken spoke to you and told you that Emma would perform a healing? 157 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:04,390 You talk funny. 158 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:05,770 Yes. 159 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:11,840 Well, in any event, let me extend the open arms of brotherly... Blah, blah, 160 00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:13,400 blah. I'm starving. When's dinner? 161 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:17,220 You're in for a treat, John Adair. 162 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:21,460 I've walked all day to make the food as tasteless as possible. 163 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:25,020 Mmm, radish loaf with skunk root sauce. 164 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:32,640 This stinks! 165 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Got any ketchup? 166 00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:40,450 Start with the spicy tang of ketchup, and before you know it, you're skipping 167 00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:43,190 about the barn wearing brightly colored garments. 168 00:10:43,490 --> 00:10:47,470 You know, that reminds me of a funny story. I was washing my hair in the 169 00:10:47,470 --> 00:10:52,990 the other day when... So, when the battery ran out, I realized I had my 170 00:10:52,990 --> 00:10:55,030 underwear on my head the whole time. 171 00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:58,070 Hey, 172 00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:04,150 want to see some karate? 173 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:17,060 Yes. Well, let's get to bed, shall we? 174 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,740 So how's about tomorrow, you and me? 175 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,280 Oh, yeah. 176 00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:23,380 Making progress. 177 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:34,580 No, Mama! I'm too old for the tiny pants! 178 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:38,740 Oh, it's you. 179 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,060 What time is it? 180 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,260 It's 4 .30, John and Di, huh? 181 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,000 Do you plan to lay in bed all day when work's to be done? 182 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,600 Work? 183 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:49,800 All right. 184 00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:53,200 If that's what it takes to prove myself to you, I'll do it. 185 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,360 By the way, I ran out of nails, so I pulled some from those other buildings. 186 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:14,340 John Adair, you have brought shame upon us. And for that, you must receive the 187 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:16,380 treatment. The treatment? 188 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:17,740 What the heck is that? 189 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:22,920 We can't hear you. 190 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,640 We're giving you the treatment. 191 00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:28,210 No, please. 192 00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:29,490 Not the treatment. 193 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:36,350 Stop. Stop, all of you. John Adia is our guest. 194 00:13:36,730 --> 00:13:41,250 Yes, his customs may be strange, but we must open our hearts to him. 195 00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:44,170 She does dig me. Hey, 196 00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:46,190 short, blonde, and righteous. 197 00:13:46,530 --> 00:13:48,850 How's about a quick game of spin the butter turn? 198 00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:50,290 Creep. 199 00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:53,650 Didn't say that. 200 00:13:54,270 --> 00:14:00,970 This goes against all the bylaws of our peace, love, and community. 201 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:02,830 Everyone okay with that? 202 00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:06,070 Aye! Then let the pummeling continue! 203 00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:11,110 Magic word. Watch the hair. Come on now. 204 00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:13,470 Boy, that hurt. 205 00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:18,090 Welcome to the chess match of the century. Johnny Bravo versus the 206 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:20,070 supercomputer. What's this horsey thing again? 207 00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:21,330 It's a knight. 208 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,360 Can I move here? No. 209 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:24,959 King me. 210 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,780 There is no king me in chess. 211 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,940 Hey, look at me. I'm a Martian. 212 00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:34,480 Anyone up for a party, then? 213 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,560 Good gravy, Carl. It's just a lousy houseplant. 214 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,760 It's not just a houseplant. 215 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,880 It's the best Venus flytrap I ever had. 216 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:09,880 Take him, Pops. I want him to spend his final days among the flies he loves so 217 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:14,740 well. All righty. I'll put him in the kitchen. The place is lousy with the 218 00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:15,740 little stinkers. 219 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,480 Farewell, little Dianaya Muscapula. 220 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,140 Parting is such sweet sorrow. 221 00:15:29,070 --> 00:15:29,789 Reeb, what's up? 222 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,430 You look like somebody that died. 223 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:33,790 Oops. 224 00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:38,830 I think I've made a terrible mistake. I'm wearing my underwear on the outside. 225 00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:44,770 Ah, that's better. Now, who died? 226 00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:45,970 Not died. 227 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:47,530 Dying. 228 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,250 Read the medical report. 229 00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:53,550 What? Twelve hours to live. 230 00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:55,190 No hope of recovery. 231 00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:56,870 Fungal infestation. 232 00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,220 mean to you for the past two decades. 233 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:08,360 Huh? From here on, I vow to be the best friend you always fantasized I was, and 234 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:14,500 I swear I will do anything, anything to make your last day on Earth a happy one. 235 00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:16,360 No, you don't understand. 236 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,880 That's the medical report for my Venus. 237 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:20,340 Anything? 238 00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:21,620 Hmm. 239 00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:26,820 Faithboy blog. 240 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:27,840 Star date, July. 241 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,880 has the same heavy disruptor fire. My trusty lieutenant has just beamed back 242 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,880 aboard the bridge. 243 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,400 I said my lieutenant has just beamed back aboard. 244 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,540 Why do I gotta wear this? I just feel stupid. 245 00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:43,920 Johnny, you said you'd play Trip McCoy Galaxy Boy with me. That means you're 246 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,400 Biff Proton, my best friend and trusted first officer. 247 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:47,900 All right. 248 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:52,300 Lieutenant Biff, what's his name, reporting for duty. What are your stupid 249 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,940 orders? Give me a foot rub. 250 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,900 What? Not a chance, dweeb. 251 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,900 Then prepare to be disciplined. 252 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,800 What did you do that for? I thought Tripp and Biff, what's his name, were 253 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:08,599 friends. Normally, yes. But in this episode, my brain has been taken over by 254 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:10,000 evil space crabs. 255 00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:12,440 Well, then I don't want to... You will be absorbed. 256 00:17:13,859 --> 00:17:15,940 Why, you little... Uh -oh. 257 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,960 What am I doing? 258 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:42,540 Carl's dying, and here I am pounding his head into the carpet. 259 00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:45,600 Oh, I feel cold. 260 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,740 I see a bright light. 261 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:51,020 Is this the end of Carl Krisevinowitz? 262 00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:54,220 Please, Carl, don't die. 263 00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:56,480 I'll make it up to you. I swear I will. 264 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,560 Really? What size unitard do you wear? 265 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,240 This won't end well. 266 00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:20,710 Johnny! I 267 00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:27,330 hate it here. 268 00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:28,510 I'm going home. 269 00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,210 You can do it, Johnny. 270 00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:33,750 Just pretend you're tiptoeing across a beautiful... 271 00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,270 Come here and be my skating buddy. 272 00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:48,950 How long before you die again? 273 00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:52,110 Just relax and follow my lead. 274 00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:54,630 Spin me, Johnny. 275 00:18:56,390 --> 00:18:57,750 Now lift me. 276 00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:03,130 Whoa! Wow! 277 00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:08,290 Owie. 278 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,410 Hey, rink bunny. Want to join the Johnny Capades? 279 00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:36,370 Come on, Carl. Quit dying on me. I'll do whatever it takes. 280 00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:37,950 Okay, follow me. 281 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:41,010 Carl is my best friend. 282 00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:45,370 He is so smart and nice and a really snappy dresser. 283 00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:48,250 I like Carl very much. 284 00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:52,530 Excuse me, Mr. Motorist. Would you run me over with your vehicle? Really, you'd 285 00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:53,489 be doing me a favor. 286 00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:55,030 I don't hear you, Johnny. 287 00:19:55,550 --> 00:20:01,670 Right. Carl is so great. He is the sun and we are the planet. 288 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,940 That's a very pleasant singing voice. 289 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,760 Excuse me, Mr. Construction Worker. Would you please bury me alive? I'll 290 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,339 you a dollar. 291 00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:13,960 You forgot to mention that I'm an excellent conversationalist. I don't get 292 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,500 Carl. We've been doing this for hours. 293 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:16,840 Shouldn't you be dead by now? 294 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,480 Any minute now. 295 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,680 In the meantime, keep proclaiming your devotion to me. 296 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,100 Do I have to? 297 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,940 Oh, the tunnel. I see the tunnel. 298 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,000 C is for the coolest guy I know. 299 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,300 A is for the awful way I treat him. 300 00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:36,310 R is for his really neat bug collection. 301 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:42,050 L is for the love of humanity. Somebody put me out of my misery. 302 00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:45,050 I can't stand it anymore. I can't stand it. 303 00:20:45,630 --> 00:20:46,850 Great news, Carl. 304 00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:49,690 Your Venus flytrap is going to live after all. 305 00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:51,030 Huh? 306 00:20:52,490 --> 00:20:53,790 That's great, Pops. 307 00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:56,450 It's Naomi eye trap play. 308 00:20:56,890 --> 00:21:01,310 Yes, sir. Three helpings of my loose meat special and the little feller was 309 00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:02,310 good as new. 310 00:21:02,590 --> 00:21:08,250 I guess that fancy medical report was just a big load of bunk. That report was 311 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,930 about a stupid plant. 312 00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:13,890 Oh, my spleen. I mean, my tooth. 313 00:21:14,510 --> 00:21:16,710 Is hangnails no picnic? 314 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,790 I like you better than people.