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Have you ever heard that the brain
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is like a discounting mechanism?
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Say someone gives you a present
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and it's a diamond necklace
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and you open it and you love it.
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You're all happy at first
and then the next day
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it still makes you happy
but a little bit less so.
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A year later, you see the necklace
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and you think, "Oh, that old thing."
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And do you know why your brain
discounts things?
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It's for survival.
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You need to be prepared
for new experiences
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because they could signal danger.
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Wouldn't it be great
if we could reset that
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since there aren't a lot
of saber-toothed tigers
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jumping out at us?
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Seems like a design flaw
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that our brain's
default settings signal danger
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and survival instead of something like joy
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or appreciation.
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I think that's what happened to my mom.
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She got so focused
on picking up danger signals
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that her discounting mechanism
forgot to see
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all the good stuff in her life.
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And maybe Dad had quit seeing
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the diamond necklace side of Mom.
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Do you have any idea
how strong I'm being?
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How much my heart is breaking
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'cause you want to go off
to boarding school?
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If you didn't want me
to go away to boarding school,
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you shouldn't have made it
sound like so much fun.
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Ugh, yeah, right. So it's my fault.
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It's not loading
my workout. Got it.
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Do you guys remember when you told me
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if I got perfect grades all
the way through middle school
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I could have anything I wanted
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as a graduation present?
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I...
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D-Did we say that?
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I think it was to ward off
any further talk of a pony.
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Well, that's what
I wanted when I was little.
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Now I want something completely different.
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You wanna know what it is?
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I don't know. Do we?
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Does it entail leaving the house?
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A family trip to Antarctica!
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We have to go over Christmas break.
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As in a month?
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Oh, yeah. Obviously,
'cause it's their summer.
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It's about the only time you could go.
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Yeah, 'cause ponies are cute
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and maybe not as much trouble
as we thought.
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What do you say there, Mom?
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Isn't this a bad time
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for you because of work?
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We're studying Antarctica in school.
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I've read all the explorers' journals,
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and I'm doing my final
presentation on Shackleton.
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And now is a good time to go
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before another ice sheet collapses
and the whole thing melts.
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Oh, my God. I can't believe
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neither of you are saying no.
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I'm waiting for you. You hate traveling.
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I w-was waiting for you. You have to work.
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Oh, my God. That's a yes. We're going!
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Wait, wait. Is that really a yes?
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I guess it is.
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On a technicality.
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I read once dolphins operate
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in this complicated social order
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with alliances and enemies
and enforcers, recruiters.
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Almost like the Mafia,
or maybe high school.
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They even battle sometimes,
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where they bash each other over the heads
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with their tails.
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Why do all the smart creatures
organize themselves
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in these weird social structures?
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Audrey does everything at Galer Street.
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She created the Diversity Council.
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She set up Marathon Kids.
She invented Donuts for Dads.
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Mom once signed up to be
the kindergarten room parent,
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but I think she got bashed over the head
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by the other dolphins.
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Another option is a few pigs.
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- Pigs? Really?
- Yeah.
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In a week, they'll pull out
these blackberries by the root
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and then some.
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Can I help you with something?
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Oh, hi, Bernadette.
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Um, I didn't know you were home.
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Apparently.
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Yeah. Um...
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I hope you don't mind, I called Tom.
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He's a blackberry abatement specialist.
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- Oh.
- I was in my garden
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cutting back the perennials
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and planting some winter color
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in preparation for the, uh,
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the Galer Street brunch that I'm hosting
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for the prospective parents.
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Have you been reading the emails?
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Not if I can help it.
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Yeah. Well, the blackberry vines
are coming under the wall.
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Not at all uncommon around here.
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They get into the root system like bamboo,
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- super invasive.
- Yeah. Invasive.
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We're just trying to figure out
what best to do about it.
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Yeah, here.
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It's Tom.
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Bernadette Fox.
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No card.
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Oh.
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I was in my compost pile one morning,
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and I was practically attacked.
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Um, you know, not just in my compost,
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but, you know, it's gotten
into my raised vegetable beds,
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my greenhouse, which you saw,
even my worm bins.
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Yeah, I mean, to get rid of
this many, with this kind of slope...
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Oh, and I don't want
to use anything toxic.
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You know, no weed killers
or anything like that.
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Right. And if you
don't wanna use the pigs,
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I think I'd wanna go with, uh,
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CXJ Hillside Side-Arm Thrasher.
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I don't have one myself.
I'd have to rent one.
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Okay, I'm happy to use Tom here
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to remove all things blackberry.
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I think we're done.
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Nice to meet you, ma'am.
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Thank you. And soon?
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Any pigs will be
arrested for trespassing.
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Jeez.
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Dear Manjula,
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something unexpected has come up,
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and I would love it
if you would work extra hours.
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I don't know what time it is
right now in India, but please
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uh, let me know ASAP if you're available
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because I need you
to work your Hindu magic
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on a huge project. Period.
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Okay, I'll stop being coy.
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It's a total disaster.
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Apparently, Elgie and I have promised Bee
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a family trip to Antarctica.
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And of the million reasons
I don't want to go,
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the main one is it will require me
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to be surrounded by people.
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Looks like even the smallest
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cruise ship has 150 other passengers
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which translates into me
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being trapped with 147 other humans
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who will uniquely annoy the hell out of me
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with their rudeness, waste,
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incessant yammering,
and boring small talk,
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and creepy food requests.
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Or worse, they'll turn
their curiosity toward me
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and expect pleasantry in return.
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Oh, I'm getting a panic attack
just thinking about it.
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But a little...
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social anxiety
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never hurt anyone, am I right?
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If I give you the contact info,
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could you pretty please take over
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the paperwork, visas, plane tickets,
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and everything involved
with getting we three
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from Seattle to the White Continent?
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Question mark.
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Uh, and we'll need whatever's on
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the recommended packing list.
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Uh... just use the same credit card.
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Oh, yes, Manjula,
one very important thing.
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I'd like a fishing vest.
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You know, one replete
with the zippered pockets.
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And apparently, I need some
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blackberry bushes in my yard removed.
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The sooner the better.
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Audrey, next door, thinks nothing
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of traipsing through my yard.
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Who does that! Exclamation point.
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Ice Cream?
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Ice Cream?
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Oh.
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Ice Cream.
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How did you get in there?
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Oh!
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This is really inconvenient, Ice Cream.
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You wait there!
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Ta-da!
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Oh. Um...
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As much as I love
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clip art hand prints...
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Uh-huh.
- ...I think we need
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to try to find an image
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that better articulates success.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Like, um,
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- a coat of arms...
- Ooh.
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...with something in it.
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- Like a calculator.
- Oh, that's good.
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Right? Or, or diplomas.
Like a rainbow of diplomas.
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Cute.
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Maybe there's a sketch of a brain,
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and it has a cap and gown on, right?
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We, we just have to remember
we're trying to attract
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the right kind of kindergarten families.
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- Okay.
- Thanks, Mindy.
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Kyle! Kyle!
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What? Not now.
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Oh.
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Yeah, I think they're going
to do homework.
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The brunch RSVPs are pouring in.
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There has not been one no yet.
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- Really?
- Yes, and I'm counting on you
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to bring those 12 chairs.
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Well, I hope I can find the time.
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Yeah, it's chairs. You'll find time.
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Yeah.
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Oh. Did you notice
our first lady of France
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has her scarf look going?
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I can't wait until she finds out
about my new job.
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I seriously doubt she even knows
who you are.
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I know.
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She's so awful.
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- Oh, hi, honey.
- Hi, Lincoln.
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Hey, Mom.
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We are on a rescue mission.
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What?
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Ice Cream's stuck in the confessional.
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Oh. I almost forgot. Bernadette!
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Bernadette.
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Incoming gnat. What do we do?
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Ice Cream needs us. Punch it.
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Bernadette. Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh, my... Oh.
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- What happened?
- Did you see that?
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- No.
- Did you see that?
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my... Are you okay?
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- Oh, God.
- Are you... What happened?
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- Are you okay?
- I'm crying.
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- Oh, God.
- I'm not all right!
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Okay. Oh, my God.
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Ow! Oh!
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Did you... Did she run over it?
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Did she? Did you see?
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- No.
- She ran over my foot.
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Okay, you hold it.
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No way. She's my dog.
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You hold the ladder. I'll go up.
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Absolutely not, Bala.
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It's too dangerous.
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Oh, shush, it's me.
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- Such a drama queen.
- Mom!
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Mom, are you okay?
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- Oh!
- All right, Mom!
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- Bee!
- Are you okay?
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Ice Cream.
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Hi.
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You're the worst dog ever.
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Hey, you okay?
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Yeah. Oh.
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This came for you.
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Congratulations.
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I can't believe it.
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Oh, you feel
the Microsoft motivation.
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Let's synchronize our watches.
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Is that Lincoln's mom?
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In Seattle,
all roads lead to Microsoft.
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Mom,
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look what she's watching.
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Indoctrination in progress.
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So thanks
to ongoing developments
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in neural imaging, TEDsters,
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say hello to Samantha 2.
272
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That's real.
273
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Wow. That's amazing.
274
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Yeah. That did that.
275
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All right, thank you.
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I know there's at least two
different species of penguins.
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There are seven different species
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of penguins in Antarctica.
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400,000 emperor penguins alone,
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not including gentoos and chinstraps.
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You wanna know
the coolest part?
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On the boat we're taking,
283
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there's no assigned seating
in the dining room.
284
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And they have these tables for four,
285
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which means the three of us can sit down
286
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and if we pile the extra chair
with our hats and gloves,
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nobody can sit with us.
288
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And penguins.
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Wildly excited about those penguins.
290
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Okay, I wish I could hear more
about the penguins
291
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continue this celebration dinner,
292
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,936
but I've got
a video conference with Taipei,
293
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all these people waiting for me, so...
294
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That's okay, Dad. The clock is ticking.
295
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Congratulations, Choatie.
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Bye, honey.
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Mom says insomnia causes anxiety,
298
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and anxiety causes insomnia.
299
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She can't sleep, but she won't
take anything for it
300
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,392
because then
she doesn't feel like herself.
301
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,597
She says that should actually
be a selling point,
302
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,752
but she's grown accustomed
to the way she is.
303
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Me too.
304
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I love Mom just the way she is.
305
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Manjula, did you have any idea
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that getting to Antarctica
requires crossing
307
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,310
the Drake Passage?
308
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And did you know that the Drake Passage
309
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is the most turbulent body of water
310
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on the entire planet?
311
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,816
Well, I know 'cause I just spent
312
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the last three hours on the Internet.
313
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,120
Here's the thing. Do you get seasick?
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It's not just nausea.
315
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,955
It's nausea plus losing the will to live.
316
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Ugh, if it weren't for Bee,
I'd certainly cancel the trip.
317
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But I can't let her down.
318
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Could you please get me something
319
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,036
really strong for seasickness?
320
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And I don't mean Dramamine. I mean strong!
321
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,234
Mom might hate Seattle,
322
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,710
but she loves the downtown library.
323
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,435
I mean, yeah, of course,
the books and all that,
324
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,592
but also the Rem Koolhaas design.
325
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,757
She says it makes her heart race.
326
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,312
The good kind of heart racing though.
327
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,876
Excuse me.
328
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,470
Excuse me. Uh... Bernadette Fox?
329
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,400
Yes?
330
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,755
Oh, my gosh. I knew it.
331
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,074
Uh, I was an architecture student at USC,
332
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,998
and I visited Beeber Bifocal
333
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,616
every time they opened it to the public.
334
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,632
Uh, Paul Jellinek was my professor.
335
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,016
Uh, you know, I can't believe this.
336
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,191
I was literally just watching
337
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,511
that, uh, video essay on you
two nights ago.
338
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,636
Video essay?
339
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,279
Yeah, about the Twenty Mile House.
340
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,113
The twentieth anniversary.
341
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,112
I learned so much more about you,
342
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,032
and I thought I knew everything.
343
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,120
How wonderful.
344
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,957
Um, could I get a picture with you?
345
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,599
What a profile pic that would be.
346
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,320
That's okay.
347
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,519
Uh, you have given me so much already.
348
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,592
I mean, the relationship
has been totally one-way,
349
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,400
and here I am, wanting more.
I'm very sorry.
350
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,871
Just, thank you. You have been
such an inspiration.
351
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,136
The Architects
and Builders Association
352
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,640
of America recently polled
353
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,951
300 architectural graduate students
354
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,236
and asked them which
architects they admire most.
355
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,834
The list is what most would expect.
356
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,389
But tucked amongst
the Frank Lloyd Wrights,
357
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,914
Mies van der Rohes,
358
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,356
Frank Gehrys, and Lorenzo Pianos
359
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,352
is a woman who is virtually unknown.
360
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,638
Bernadette Fox, one of
architecture's true enigmas,
361
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,030
is extraordinary for many reasons.
362
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,398
She was a young woman practicing solo
363
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,278
in a male-dominated profession.
364
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:47,159
The youngest architect ever
to win a MacArthur grant.
365
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,800
Her handmade furniture stands
in the permanent collection
366
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,354
of the American Folk Art Museum.
367
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,320
She's considered a pioneer
of the green building movement.
368
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,072
She dropped out of
architecture 20 years ago,
369
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,152
and has designed nothing since.
370
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,194
Alone, any of these attributes
371
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,919
would make an architect noteworthy.
372
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,757
Taken together, an icon was born.
373
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,197
I guess what struck us about Bernadette
374
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:15,119
was the joy that she took in tasks
375
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,954
that other students
would find beneath them.
376
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,471
Fox was the most
junior member of a group
377
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,552
assigned to the Team Disney
Building in Burbank.
378
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,791
Her firstjob was typical grunt work,
379
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,156
laying out bathrooms
in the executive wing.
380
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,516
I mean, she wanted to know
how often the executives
381
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,592
went to meetings, at what time of day,
382
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,955
the ratio of men to women.
383
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,077
I finally asked her,
"What the hell are you doing?"
384
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,755
And she said,
"I need to know what problems
385
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,320
"I'm solving with my design."
386
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,271
You know, I would like to say
that I recognized
387
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,113
the talent that would emerge.
388
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,078
Although I did like the sweater
389
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,160
that she knitted for me.
390
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,550
I actually, I-I still have it.
391
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,710
Here, look.
392
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,836
Look at this.
393
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,676
Pretty interesting.
394
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,559
My wife wanted me to give it
to Goodwill, but I said,
395
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,075
"Mm-mm. I'm keeping it."
396
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,953
Soon after, Fox met
397
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,430
Elgin Branch, a computer animator.
398
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:05,600
They married the next year,
399
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,438
and Fox wanted to build a house.
400
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,752
Bernadette was really fixated
on finding a piece of land
401
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,480
where she could design something herself.
402
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,236
And I showed them an abandoned factory,
403
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,630
and Bernadette looked around and said,
404
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,433
"Oh, my God, this is perfect."
405
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,354
She was actually talking
about the building.
406
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,640
Transforming this
industrial space into a home
407
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,115
consumed the next two years of Fox's life.
408
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,599
She did something akin to a miracle
409
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,036
with this very grim and dark space.
410
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,952
She found a way to make...
411
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,760
Well, she found a way
to fill it with light.
412
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,715
I remember
Bernadette had this idea
413
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,156
to knit together bifocal frames.
414
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,390
It was like, you know,
415
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,439
chainmail with glasses embedded in it.
416
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,696
The house is very feminine.
417
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,473
You walk into it,
418
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,040
you're absolutely overwhelmed
419
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,396
by the patience and the care
420
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,675
that went into making it.
421
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,519
It's like you're walking
422
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,920
into a giant hug.
423
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,736
What Bernadette was doing
was completely outside
424
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,353
of the mainstream, I can tell you that.
425
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,576
After Fox and her husband moved
426
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,273
into the Beeber Bifocal house,
427
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,511
Fox was restless for another project.
428
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,990
Bernadette was gonna
build this house
429
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:19,757
using only materials
from within a 20-mile radius.
430
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,036
All the materials had
to be sourced locally.
431
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,750
A concrete factory in Gardenia
supplied sand,
432
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,910
which we mixed on site.
433
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,118
For steel, we used
a recycling yard in Glendale.
434
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,238
Anything found in a dump was deemed okay,
435
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,119
even if it originated outside
the 20-mile radius.
436
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,352
Tree service provided wood,
which we milled on site.
437
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,600
One day, a convoy of trucks
438
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,080
pulled into the adjacent lot.
439
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,675
The property had been purchased
by Nigel Mills-Murray,
440
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,433
the TV magnate from England,
441
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,034
best known for his smash game show...
442
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,635
You Catch It, You Keep It!
443
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,514
No, no, no, no, no.
444
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,796
Excuse me. Excuse me.
445
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,232
Yeah. I said I need you to focus
446
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,720
on the bushes in the front.
447
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,156
I need a sign
448
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,277
made and installed
449
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,158
on the western side of my property
450
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,317
facing the neighbor's house.
451
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,518
Make it eight feet wide by five feet high.
452
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,593
Yep, you bet your bindi
that's how big I want it.
453
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,275
Bright yellow with the lettering in black.
454
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,317
And it should read, "Private property,
455
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,675
"no trespassing.
456
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,832
"Galer Street gnats
will be arrested and hauled off
457
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,957
to gnat jail."
458
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,553
And that's G-N-A-T.
459
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,834
Something annoying but
not worth being bothered over.
460
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,991
Oh, and put the "gnat" part in red.
461
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,230
Oh.
462
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:22,600
I absolutely love the vest!
463
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,319
Exclamation point.
464
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,551
Good job, Manjula.
465
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:44,910
Hey, you ready, Pablo?
466
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,956
Yes. And I asked Soo-Lin to
join us. She's the new admin.
467
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,758
Oh, good. Hey, we've been
dying here without you.
468
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:52,976
It's nice to meet you, Soo-Lin.
469
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,434
Well, actually, my son is,
470
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,711
um, in your daughter's class
at Galer Street.
471
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,880
Oh, right. Okay. Sorry, I...
472
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,280
- No.
- Cool.
473
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,914
Okay. Yeah.
474
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,056
- Do you guys wanna take the shuttle?
- Yeah.
475
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,360
- Let's take the shuttle.
- Yeah.
476
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,675
- All right.
- Sure.
477
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,114
Let's shuttle it.
478
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,720
I don't remember anything.
479
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,794
Can I help you?
480
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,270
Oh. You have a Chihuly.
481
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,113
Chihuly?
482
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,351
Yeah. No, the chandelier.
483
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,520
It's by Dale Chihuly.
484
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,997
You know, the glass guy.
485
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,035
Oh.
486
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,349
I was gonna say we don't have
487
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,590
anything under that name.
488
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,190
Try Bernadette Fox.
489
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,196
One moment.
490
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,474
Miss Fox is here.
491
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,791
Looks like this is a two-man job.
492
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,314
Miss Fox,
493
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,517
are you aware
your prescription is for ABHR?
494
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,600
Mm-hmm.
495
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,711
ABHR is basically Haldol
496
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,792
with some Benadryl, Reglan,
and Ativan thrown in.
497
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,200
Sounds good to me.
498
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,033
Haldol is an antipsychotic.
499
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,680
It was used in the Soviet prison system
500
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:05,910
to break prisoners' wills.
501
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,878
Yeah, I'm only discovering it now.
502
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,758
It has some serious side effects.
503
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,513
Tardive dyskinesia being the worst.
504
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,796
Tardive dyskinesia is characterized by
505
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,714
uncontrollable grimacing,
tongue protrusion,
506
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:17,800
lip smacking.
507
00:24:17,801 --> 00:24:19,136
I guess a couple of hours
of that sounds like
508
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,356
a day at the beach
compared to seasickness.
509
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,679
Tardive dyskinesia can last forever.
510
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,156
Forever?
511
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,792
That's... that's a spell.
512
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,400
The likelihood of tardive dyskinesia
is about four percent.
513
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,189
That increases to ten percent
in older women.
514
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,794
Of course it does.
515
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,349
So I spoke to your regular doctor.
516
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,520
He wrote you a prescription
517
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,313
for a scopolamine patch
for motion sickness
518
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,039
and Xanax for anxiety.
519
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,918
No, I think I might have
some Xanax at home.
520
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,514
D-Do you have, um,
521
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,637
a... some kind of laminated chart,
522
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,275
you know, that shows what all
the little pills look like?
523
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,670
It's just that I poured
all of my prescriptions
524
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,035
into this antique jelly jar.
525
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:02,351
I mean, the colors and shapes
are amazing together.
526
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,592
But then of course I realized that they...
527
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,230
Well, you get it.
528
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,560
Right.
529
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,636
Fine.
530
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,233
Just give me the Xanax
and the patch thingy.
531
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,600
Bernadette.
532
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Bernadette.
533
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:10,960
Hey.
534
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:12,835
Um, what are you doing?
535
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,990
Elgie.
536
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:21,073
Oh, they wouldn't give me... Haldol,
537
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,719
so I had to wait for Xanax.
538
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,880
- What are you wearing?
- Uh?
539
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,240
Oh, this.
540
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,197
Yeah. Got it off the Internet.
541
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,080
Can you sit up, please?
542
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,160
Oh.
543
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,616
You know, I've got a lunch right now.
544
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:38,816
- Mm-hmm.
- Do I need to cancel it?
545
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,638
- Oh, God, no! No!
- No?
546
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,096
I just didn't sleep very well last night,
547
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,190
so I just dozed off.
548
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,397
Go. Do. Be.
549
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,516
Okay.
550
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,360
I'll see you at home later.
551
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,856
Hey, do you want to go for dinner tonight?
552
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,793
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Buzz and I will pick a place.
553
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,440
Hey, how about just me and you?
554
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,599
- Yeah.
- Okay.
555
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,799
- Hey, Mom.
- Hey, Buzzy.
556
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:19,576
Audrey asked me to give you this.
557
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:20,875
It's an emergency room bill.
558
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,514
Ran over her foot?
559
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,776
I know. If you look down there,
560
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,616
they didn't actually find
anything broken, so...
561
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,836
Obviously. 'Cause it didn't happen.
562
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,957
Wait a second.
563
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,599
That's not your flute.
564
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,279
It's a Shakuhachi.
565
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,795
Mr. Hayes lent it to me
for World Celebration Day.
566
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:46,996
Oh, you're performing?
567
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,835
Not exactly. I'm accompanying
the first graders.
568
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,071
- Uh-huh.
- They're singing for their parents,
569
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:56,517
and Mr. Hayes got me to put together
570
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,000
a little elephant dance for them.
571
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,276
Elephant dance? You little rotter.
572
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:02,750
You've, you've choreographed
a dance for the first graders?
573
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,069
That's a big deal, Bee.
574
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,554
Can I come?
575
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,835
No, you wouldn't like it.
576
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,274
The words are way too cute.
577
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:10,795
You might die of cuteness.
578
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,256
Yeah, well, I wanna die of cuteness.
579
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,237
It's my favorite thing to die of cuteness.
580
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,399
Can I go to Kennedy's house tonight?
581
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,160
Will her mother be there?
582
00:28:20,161 --> 00:28:21,230
No.
583
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,073
Okay. That's okay then.
584
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,072
So about this afternoon...
585
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,757
Oh, yeah. Was that one
of the gnats you were with?
586
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:30,840
From Galer Street?
587
00:28:30,841 --> 00:28:32,513
Soo-Lin is my new admin and apparently
588
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,557
she does have a son in Bee's class. Yeah.
589
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,711
Oh, boy.
590
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,837
What?
591
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,149
It's all over for me.
592
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,839
What is all over?
593
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,593
Oh, just watch.
594
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,115
I mean, that one will turn you against me.
595
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,078
Oh, come on.
596
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,119
Audrey and her flying monkeys
have always hated me.
597
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,396
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Nobody hates you, Bernadette.
598
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:58,720
I'm sorry. What were you saying?
599
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,313
I was curious about the medicine
600
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,710
that they wouldn't fill
for you at the pharmacy.
601
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,836
Oh, I know.
602
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,834
This doctor wrote me a prescription.
603
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,115
It turned out to be Haldol.
604
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,236
Ugh.
605
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,158
I had no idea.
606
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,480
Is that for sleep?
607
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,233
Sleep? What's that?
608
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,877
Honey, that's no good.
609
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,677
And how'd you get the prescription?
610
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:25,960
Are you seeing a psychiatrist?
611
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:27,750
No.
612
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,760
Do you wanna see a psychiatrist?
613
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,120
God, no.
614
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,350
No.
615
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,634
I'm just anxious about the trip.
616
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,315
Really? What specifically
are you anxious about?
617
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,912
Uh, the Drake Passage, people,
618
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,913
little towels folded into animal shapes
619
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,559
that might be left on our beds.
620
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,876
- You know how it is.
- Actually, I don't think I do.
621
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,792
Elgie, there's gonna be a lot of people.
622
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,359
You know...
623
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,160
I'm not good when exposed to people.
624
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,276
Yeah.
625
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,079
I don't know. I think maybe
we need to revisit this idea
626
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,913
of finding someone for you to talk to.
627
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,914
I'm talking to you, aren't I?
628
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,031
♪ I'm walking too far ahead ♪
629
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,113
♪ You're calling to me ♪
630
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,473
♪ I can't hear what you've said ♪
631
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:54,634
- ♪ Then you say... ♪
- ♪ "Go slow" ♪
632
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,997
♪ I fall behind ♪
633
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,039
♪ The second hand unwinds ♪
634
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:04,909
♪ If you're lost, you can look
and you will find me ♪
635
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,837
♪ Time after time ♪
636
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,357
♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪
637
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,318
♪ I'll be waiting ♪
638
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,072
♪ Time after time ♪
639
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,552
♪ If you're lost you can look ♪
640
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,314
♪ And you will find me ♪
641
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,557
♪ Time after time ♪
642
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,117
♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪
643
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,432
♪ I will be waiting time after... ♪
644
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,034
Oh, Bee.
645
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,150
See?
646
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,516
Mom, this is why I don't want you
647
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:40,800
to come to the elephant dance.
648
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,117
Yeah.
649
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:51,559
I just need you to know how
hard it is for me sometimes.
650
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,830
What's hard?
651
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,279
The banality of life.
652
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,397
But I retain the right
to be incredibly moved
653
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,358
by those little things no one notices.
654
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,994
For better and worse.
655
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,198
It's not gonna stop me
taking you to the South Pole.
656
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,989
We're not going
to the South Pole, Mom.
657
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,433
- We're not?
- No!
658
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,070
The only place tourists go
is the Antarctic Peninsula.
659
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,959
Only researchers and scientists go
660
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,394
as far as the South Pole.
661
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,151
- Oh.
- Please tell me you knew that
662
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,870
and you just forgot because you're tired.
663
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,110
Yeah, tired.
664
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,675
And ignorant.
665
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,030
I'll take some more.
666
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:52,776
Lisa! Will you excuse me?
667
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,029
Oh!
668
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,395
I'm so glad you came.
669
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,358
- Audrey! It's fabulous.
- Hi!
670
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,113
Thank you so much for coming. Hi, Gary!
671
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,078
- Hi.
- There's food. There's drink.
672
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,336
You probably know everybody here.
673
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,440
- Fabulous.
- Okay.
674
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,072
Did you know that one
of our first-grade dads
675
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,640
is in Pearl Jam?
676
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,313
- Eddie?
- No.
677
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,112
The point is I just started
678
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,032
and all of a sudden it's my responsibility
679
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,272
to make sure everything runs
smoothly while he's off-grid?
680
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,037
That's Jeff Bezos' brother-in-law.
681
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,400
- Really?
- Yeah.
682
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,358
I'm starting to see
a lot of empty glasses.
683
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,669
Crusts and stuff.
684
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,039
Kyle has been such a big help.
685
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,880
Would you guys mind moving
to the other side of the room?
686
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,713
Right in here. I'm so sorry. Yes.
687
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,056
I thought here would be nice.
It's kind of like a little...
688
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,256
- Okay.
- Let's all face out.
689
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,736
- Come on in.
- All right.
690
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,357
One, two, three, four.
691
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,200
I love this song. Is it African?
692
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,511
- Yeah, it's a Kenyan pop song.
- Oh.
693
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:36,954
Galer Street's mission statement
694
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,872
is based on global connectitude.
695
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,031
- Connectitude? Wow.
- Mm-hmm.
696
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,111
Galer Street doesn't just
think outside the box.
697
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,078
They think outside the dictionary.
698
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,315
Find Susie!
699
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,594
Get on the bus.
It's okay. We're all okay.
700
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:28,830
I'm so sorry.
701
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,155
Thank you for coming!
702
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,273
It's the rains, you see. The rains here...
703
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,517
Do you wanna take a gift bag?
There you go.
704
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,200
Oh, no!
705
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,156
Your hillside just slid into my home.
706
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,594
During my brunch.
707
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:17,875
There were children in there!
708
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,280
Shit.
709
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,874
W-Was anyone hurt?
710
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,280
Miraculously, no.
711
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,352
Okay, that's good. That's...
712
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,875
Good? Good?
713
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,714
My house is knee-deep in mud, Bernadette.
714
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,280
The brick wall collapsed.
715
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,430
My yard.
716
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,954
My Japanese maples.
717
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,430
The birdbath is practically
in my living room.
718
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,591
I am so sorry. I...
719
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,034
And that sign.
720
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,957
- The sign.
- What sign?
721
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,074
I'll have it taken down today.
722
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,197
Oh, well, the mudslide
took care of that for you.
723
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,953
It's on display now for everyone to see!
724
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,235
- Mom, what sign?
- Oh, Bee,
725
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,160
I did something really stupid.
Stay in the car.
726
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,038
What kind of person puts up a sign...
727
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,400
Look, I will pay for everything.
728
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,511
Money? That's what you think
this is about? Money?
729
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,136
- Mom, what is going on?
- Bee...
730
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,958
Tell her! Tell her what's going on!
731
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,656
- You're obviously emotional.
- Yes, I am!
732
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:03,750
But you need to remember
733
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,216
that the work I had done on the hillside
734
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:06,640
- was at your insistence.
- Oh!
735
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:09,360
Audrey, I used your guy,
and I had him do it
736
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,193
on the day you specified, so...
737
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,397
So none of this is your responsibility?
738
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,915
No, I am simply making the point
739
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,720
that there's a larger context
to what happened today.
740
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,319
Wow. Okay.
741
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:26,110
So you think putting up
a hateful billboard
742
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,318
is an appropriate reaction
to having yard work done.
743
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,400
No.
744
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,256
I think I'm starting
to understand all of this.
745
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,272
Audrey, don't stand there and pretend
746
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,920
you haven't been playing this game too.
747
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,191
Bernadette, j-just get out
once in a while.
748
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,476
B-Be in the real world
and interact with people.
749
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,279
Maybe that would make you not so paranoid.
750
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,352
- I think we're done here.
- No, we are not done.
751
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,840
We are not, we are not done here.
752
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,718
Again, I want to apologize for the sign.
753
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,120
It was a little inappropriate.
754
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,715
And I intend to take
full responsibility, okay?
755
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,871
In terms of the Galer Street School,
756
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,616
- in terms of money.
- So now you care about...
757
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,233
You don't care about Galer Street.
758
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:59,154
You don't care about anything.
759
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,038
You don't care about your house.
760
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,176
You don't care about your yard.
761
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,351
You certainly don't care
about this neighborhood.
762
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,518
Do you know that within a four-mile radius
763
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,273
is the house my grandmother grew up in,
764
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,496
the house my mother grew up in,
765
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:11,656
and the house that I grew up in?
766
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,319
That I believe.
767
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,074
And you come in here
with your Microsoft money
768
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,278
and buy this 9,000-square-foot teardown
769
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,278
in the middle
of this charming neighborhood
770
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,080
and you think
that's gonna make you belong?
771
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,399
Well, you don't belong, Bernadette,
772
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,480
and you never will.
773
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,593
Say amen to that.
774
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,096
None of the other mothers
like you, Bernadette.
775
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,156
Did you know that?
776
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,469
- Really?
- Yeah!
777
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:37,680
Did you know a bunch of moms
778
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,114
had a mother-daughter sleepover
779
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,032
and didn't even invite you and Bee?
780
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,198
Okay, that's it, Audrey!
781
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,717
Fuck you for bringing Bee into this!
782
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,190
No. Don't you do this. We love Bee.
783
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,239
Bee is a terrific girl.
She-She's a wonderful student.
784
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,880
In fact, it just goes to show
how resilient children are
785
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,200
because she turned out so well.
786
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,038
If Bee were my daughter,
787
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,554
and I think I speak on behalf
788
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,472
of every mother at Galer Street,
789
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,640
we would never be sending
her off to boarding school.
790
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,720
I want to go to boarding school.
791
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:07,800
Of course you do, sweetie.
792
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,314
It was my idea!
793
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,039
No, Bee, it's not worth it.
794
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,152
Of course it was your idea.
I don't blame you.
795
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:15,471
You don't know me.
And you don't know my mom.
796
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,119
Oh, I do. I do know your mom.
797
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,554
I know her now. Everybody does.
798
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,360
You don't even know your own son, Audrey.
799
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,680
If you did, you'd know how
he makes fun of you at school.
800
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,636
Do you even notice
when he comes home stoned?
801
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,914
I agree with my mom.
802
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,520
Fuck you, Audrey.
803
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,520
Hey.
804
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,636
You are super cool, you know that?
805
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,596
Like we'd ever want to be
at a sleepover with them.
806
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,519
Yeah. Popularity is overrated.
807
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,872
So we will put these Sharpies next to it
808
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,360
and while the restaurant revolves,
809
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,776
everyone can write something on it
810
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,976
and when it comes back around later,
811
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,469
you'll have a card
full of birthday wishes.
812
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,239
That's so cool, Kennedy.
813
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,194
I heard if you go to the bathroom,
814
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,158
when you come back
you can't find your table.
815
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,036
Let's go to the bathroom.
816
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,149
- Oh, hey, Kennedy.
- Hi.
817
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,280
Bee.
818
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:32,879
Oh, hey.
819
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,314
Denver trip got canceled?
820
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,914
Nope. I'm on my way to the airport.
821
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,310
I just, uh, stopped to ask you something.
822
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,716
What?
823
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,713
Those blackberries were the only thing
824
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,393
holding up the hillside. You knew that.
825
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:49,589
I know you know better
826
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,115
than to denude an entire hillside
827
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,998
during the wettest winter on record.
828
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,032
I guess I didn't actually.
829
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:00,994
How did you find out?
830
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,356
H-How did you think I wouldn't find out?
831
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,480
Let me guess.
832
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,991
Your admin, one of Audrey's mean girls,
833
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,958
is pouring poison in your ears.
834
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,520
I called it.
835
00:41:10,521 --> 00:41:12,432
Keep Soo-Lin out of this.
836
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,273
She's the only reason it's even feasible
837
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,714
for me to go away for a month.
838
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,829
- If you're interested in the truth...
- Mm-hmm.
839
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,673
...I had those blackberries removed
840
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,831
in accordance with the specifications
841
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,240
of Bugs Meany herself.
842
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,519
Stop turning everything into a joke.
843
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,435
I look at you and I have real concern.
844
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,157
You won't talk to me.
You won't go to a doctor.
845
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:38,916
- You won't...
- Dad... stop freaking out.
846
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,196
Stop freaking out?
The Griffins' house caved in.
847
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,793
Is this, um, something
we're gonna have to pay for?
848
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,600
It's force majeure.
Audrey's insurance covers it.
849
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,313
Why didn't you tell me, Bee?
850
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,632
I... I guess you haven't
been around that much.
851
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:56,835
Hmm.
852
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,479
Look how far my birthday card is.
853
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,119
Take your Ritalin and shut up.
854
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,431
I'm sorry... Wha... Excu...
what did you just say?
855
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,736
That's not the way that we talk to people.
856
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,760
It's okay.
857
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,536
- That's how they talk to each other.
- No, it's not okay.
858
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,199
Why do you care?
859
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,400
You don't even like Kennedy.
860
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:11,680
He doesn't?
861
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:12,995
No, of cour...
862
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,720
of course I like you, Kennedy.
863
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,519
Wha... How can you say a thing like that?
864
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,176
What is going on
with this family right now?
865
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,456
I just stopped by to have a conversation.
866
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,480
No, you didn't.
867
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,000
You came here to yell at Mom.
Audrey already did that.
868
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,680
- Hey...
- You weren't there.
869
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:28,870
It was horrible.
870
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,196
Come on.
871
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,760
What was the question
you wanted to ask me?
872
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,991
Why can't you ever get along
with our neighbors?
873
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,433
Why can't you ever get along with anyone?
874
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,800
It can't always be their fault.
875
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,394
Well, Manjula,
876
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,760
nobody can say I didn't give it
877
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,355
the old college try but I just...
878
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,834
I can't go to Antarctica.
879
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:29,590
Fear not. I have concocted a gutless plan
880
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,080
which should do the trick.
881
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:34,471
My dentist has been wanting to remove
882
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,791
my wisdom teeth for years.
883
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,439
So, bear with me,
884
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,637
how about we call her up
885
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:44,712
and get an appointment
right before the trip?
886
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,075
That way, I can claim it was an emergency
887
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,152
and I'm devastated and all that
888
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:52,480
and my husband and daughter
can go on the trip themselves
889
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,874
and nobody blames me.
890
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,596
Yep.
891
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,154
Told you it was gutless.
892
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,392
Send message.
893
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:09,720
Bernadette!
894
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,597
Paul Jellinek!
895
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:14,909
Look at you.
896
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,231
You old rotter.
897
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,551
My God, you haven't changed in 20 years!
898
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,518
So good to see you!
899
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,751
- How was the lecture?
- It was fine. Fine.
900
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,752
It was just an excuse to come visit you.
901
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,914
Oh, my goodness. Wow.
902
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,878
Elgie, this is Dr. Kurtz.
903
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,480
Oh, hi.
904
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,195
Hi.
905
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,999
- Janelle Kurtz.
- Elgie Branch.
906
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,998
Thank you so much for accommodating us.
907
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,794
We are really glad you could come in.
908
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,360
And Hannah spoke so highly of you
909
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,576
and all the work that you did with Frank
910
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,751
to help him through his rough patch, so...
911
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:57,480
I'll leave you two.
912
00:44:57,481 --> 00:44:58,596
Okay.
913
00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,680
Um...
914
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,320
What have you been doing
in Seattle for 20 years?
915
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:08,314
Well, I guess I just wanted
to leave LA in a snit,
916
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:09,675
you know, and when I determined
917
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,275
that everyone felt
sufficiently sorry for me,
918
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:15,080
unfurl my cape and swoop in
to launch my second act
919
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,799
and show those bastards who the true...
920
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,432
bitch goddess of architecture really is.
921
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,354
But then, yeah...
922
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,599
Elgie ended up loving it here,
and, yeah, here we are.
923
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,956
To my surprise, she got really excited
924
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,400
about moving to Seattle.
925
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:31,834
We were both from the East Coast,
926
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,240
both went to prep schools.
927
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:37,360
And she was a rising star.
An absolute force.
928
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,830
Of course, I was taken by her beauty
929
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,639
and her amazing talent
930
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,791
and her humor and her energy.
931
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,278
And at the time that we got married,
932
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,352
I was working on
a computer animation program
933
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,433
which was eventually bought by Microsoft.
934
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,954
And around the same time, uh...
935
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,194
she ran into some trouble
with a house that she built
936
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:05,519
and abruptly declared herself done
937
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,398
with the LA architecture scene.
938
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:08,834
The city planners here.
939
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,576
I mean, they never met a beautiful view
940
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:11,875
they didn't want to block
941
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,553
with a 20-story old folks home
942
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,791
with zero architectural integrity.
943
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,030
And believe me, that is
944
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,696
the first time that
the words "architectural"
945
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,837
and "integrity" have ever
been used together
946
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,513
in a sentence about Seattle.
947
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,159
And whoever laid out this place...
948
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,277
I mean, they never met a two-way street
949
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,238
they didn't suddenly, and for no reason,
950
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,656
want to turn into a one-way street.
951
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,200
They never met a four-way intersection
952
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:33,630
they didn't want to turn
into a five-way intersection.
953
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,200
Paul, I swear to God, they even have
954
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,680
seven-way intersections up here.
955
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,673
All of the energy that she once channeled
956
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,150
so fearlessly into architecture...
957
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,712
she seems to have turned towards...
958
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:49,835
fulminating about Seattle
959
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:54,039
in the form of these wild rants.
960
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,476
I bought a house
the second we got here.
961
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,349
It was this crazy
reform school for girls,
962
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,319
you know, with every conceivable
building restriction attached.
963
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,392
I mean, to make something
of it would require
964
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,039
Harry Houdini ingenuity,
965
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,360
which of course appealed to me,
966
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:09,736
- but...
- Mmm.
967
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:13,151
...what, you know, actually happened
968
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,720
was that I had a series of, uh...
969
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,393
I had four miscarriages and...
970
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,193
'Cause, no, I fully intended to recover
971
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,317
from the ass whooping of Twenty Mile
972
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,272
by making a home for Elgie and me
973
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,040
and the baby I was always pregnant with,
974
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,120
but, you know...
975
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,680
I'd sit on the toilet and look down
976
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,956
and there it was, blood on my underpants.
977
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,032
Oh, my God. I am so sorry, Bernadette.
978
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,456
- No, no, no.
- I just didn't know.
979
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,199
Hey, Bee arrived.
980
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,592
But, you know, her heart, um,
981
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,399
hadn't developed completely
982
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,392
and, you know, it needed to be rebuilt
983
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,597
in a series of, um, operations,
984
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,512
'cause, you know,
her chances for survival,
985
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,750
they were minuscule.
986
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:50,596
Especially back then.
987
00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:53,519
You'd think that having a sick child
988
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,438
would either bring a husband and wife
989
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,438
closer together or tear them apart.
990
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,557
But in our case, it didn't do either.
991
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,237
We just started... drifting.
992
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,158
The nurses took this.
993
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:09,953
You know, they do that
994
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:11,872
when they don't think the...
995
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,599
the baby will...
996
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,552
Aw, look at her.
997
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,676
Mmm.
998
00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:20,871
When I first saw Bee, I just...
999
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,359
I knew that she was other
1000
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,432
and that she'd been entrusted to me.
1001
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,591
Do you know those posters of baby Krishna?
1002
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:29,355
- The Balakrishna.
- Right.
1003
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,760
The creator and the destroyer,
1004
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,672
and he's fat and happy and blue?
1005
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:36,231
Well, that's what Bee was,
the creator and destroyer.
1006
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:37,436
Oh, yeah.
1007
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,711
I mean, come on, it's just obvious. Right?
1008
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,190
So I said to the nurses,
1009
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,192
"She's not gonna die. She's Balakrishna."
1010
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,496
And they actually put that name
on the birth certificate.
1011
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,629
And, so, yeah, I asked to be left alone
1012
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,915
with my daughter.
1013
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,640
And, well, Elgie once gave me this locket
1014
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:57,518
of Saint Bernadette.
1015
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:58,750
You know...
1016
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,680
- She had 18 visions, right?
- Right.
1017
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,176
And he always said the Beeber Bifocal
1018
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,112
and Twenty Mile were my first two visions.
1019
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,078
And so I leaned in and I said
1020
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,520
to my beautiful little blue guppy,
1021
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,680
I said,
"You are my other 16 visions
1022
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:10,915
all rolled into one."
1023
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,080
And she is.
1024
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,320
And now, I blinked,
1025
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,416
and she's going across the country
1026
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:17,476
to boarding school.
1027
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,080
She just immersed herself
1028
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,629
so thoroughly in Bee's recovery
1029
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:25,598
that it became her every fiber.
1030
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:27,720
And...
1031
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,677
I worked longer and longer hours.
1032
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:32,910
Called it a partnership.
1033
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:36,633
I'm surprised to hear that
she isn't in therapy.
1034
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,110
That seems like a logical first step.
1035
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,669
Mmm. I tried that. Didn't go so well.
1036
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,434
I asked her again recently. Um...
1037
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:47,115
Didn't go so well.
1038
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,109
You know, what Elgie doesn't know
1039
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,159
is that I am still obsessing about LA.
1040
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,536
What do you mean?
1041
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:00,195
You know, just last night,
right, I woke up to pee.
1042
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,112
You know, I'm half asleep.
I'm a blank slate.
1043
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,034
And then the data starts reloading.
1044
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,271
Bernadette Fox, Twenty Mile House,
1045
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,472
destroyed, failure.
1046
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,216
You know, it's like failure
has got its teeth in me,
1047
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:13,799
and it won't stop shaking.
1048
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,560
And then I accidentally see that cheesebag
1049
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:16,994
Nigel Mills-Murray's name
1050
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,639
on one of his dumb TV shows,
1051
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:20,552
and I go nuts inside.
1052
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,109
You know, and it just adds to
my bottomless, churning shame
1053
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,635
that I have become
so demented and dishonest
1054
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:27,336
that I'm a stranger to the most brilliant,
1055
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:28,589
honorable man I have ever met.
1056
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,434
I technically have no idea
what's wrong with Bernadette.
1057
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,716
Is she depressed? Manic? Agoraphobic?
1058
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,911
Hooked on pills? Paranoid? I don't know.
1059
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,640
I really don't even know what constitutes
1060
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,080
a mental breakdown,
1061
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,514
but what has become crystal clear
1062
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,200
is that ignoring it
is no longer an option.
1063
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,080
So I'm lying in bed
in the middle of the night
1064
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,958
when the thumping arrives.
1065
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,953
It's this black hole of visceral panic.
1066
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,236
Oh, it was something ridiculous
like, you know,
1067
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,795
"I've got to pack more
fresh fruit in Bee's lunch."
1068
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,600
And I can feel this irrational anxiety
1069
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,478
draining my store of energy
1070
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,950
like a battery-operated race car
1071
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,197
grinding away in the corner.
1072
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,431
There go the dishes.
There goes the grocery store.
1073
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,318
There goes exercise.
1074
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,198
There goes basic human kindness.
1075
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,953
So from what you're saying,
1076
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,032
she willfully created an environment
1077
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,112
which destroyed a neighbor's home.
1078
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,956
She's hoarding prescription medicine.
1079
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,759
She ran over a mother at school,
1080
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,752
and then had a billboard erected outside
1081
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,433
this woman's home to taunt her?
1082
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,634
It seems she may be suffering from
1083
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,876
extreme anxiety, grandiosity,
1084
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,073
and if hoarding prescription medication
1085
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:39,719
means what I think it means...
1086
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,754
she may well be having suicidal thoughts.
1087
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,557
So what do you say?
1088
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,589
'Tis
a piteous fate to have befallen
1089
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,911
a MacArthur genius, wouldn't you say?
1090
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,116
You done?
1091
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:01,670
Yeah.
1092
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,319
Yeah, good, 'cause I know
1093
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,995
you can't honestly believe
any of this nonsense.
1094
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,391
As amusing as it is,
it obscures the larger point
1095
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,995
which is that people like you must create.
1096
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,136
That's what you were brought
into this world
1097
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,389
to do, Bernadette.
1098
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:21,072
If you don't, you become
a menace to society.
1099
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,432
I think there's one very simple answer
1100
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,000
to all of your problems.
1101
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,871
Get your ass back to work
1102
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:29,993
and create something.
1103
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,136
So let's just divide and conquer
1104
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,833
with approximate nearest neighbors
1105
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,435
and restrict it to nearby matches.
1106
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,393
It's gonna minimize about 90 percent
1107
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:43,914
of the computation time, I think.
1108
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,376
That's super elegant, man.
1109
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,392
Pablo, are you almost done?
1110
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:49,596
Yeah.
1111
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:50,750
- Thanks, Elgie.
- Okay.
1112
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,918
Elgie, this is Agent Strang
1113
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,037
with the FBI.
1114
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,600
- Oh. Hi.
- Hey.
1115
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,194
- Hello, Mr. Branch.
- Hi.
1116
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,273
I'm the regional director of the
Internet Crime Complaint Center.
1117
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:12,874
IC3.
1118
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,593
Working in partnership with the
1119
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:15,960
Department of Homeland Security.
1120
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:17,874
Wow.
1121
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:18,960
Let's have a seat.
1122
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,076
Thank you.
1123
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:26,795
Mr. Branch, you've come to our attention.
1124
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,034
I have?
1125
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:33,399
Yep. Because of a charge
on your credit card.
1126
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,078
This is my credit card bill?
1127
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:40,616
These are charges to a company called
1128
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,632
Delhi Virtual Assistants International.
1129
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,677
I see. Yes, I can see.
1130
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,877
- Wow.
- That company does not exist.
1131
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:48,474
It's a front
1132
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,677
for a crime syndicate
working out of Russia.
1133
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:52,320
Really?
1134
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:53,456
We've spent the last six months
1135
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,755
building a case against them.
1136
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,314
We were granted a warrant
1137
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,916
which allowed us to access
emails between your wife,
1138
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,400
Bernadette Fox,
1139
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,874
and one Manjula.
1140
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,915
There is no Manjula.
1141
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,592
This matter is delicate and urgent.
1142
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,036
Elgie, we have to call Dr. Kurtz.
1143
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:28,674
♪ Elephant, elephant ♪
1144
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,834
♪ Tell me, who do you love? ♪
1145
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:36,152
♪ Oh, you know ♪
1146
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:39,995
♪ It's my mama that I love ♪
1147
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,392
Not too long ago, scientists sent
1148
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,358
these invisible cosmic rays
1149
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,576
through the Great Pyramid of Giza
1150
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,273
to see what was inside,
1151
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,636
and they found this big empty space
1152
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,154
they never even knew about.
1153
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:23,640
They don't know how it was made
1154
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,952
or even why this inner chamber exists,
1155
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,640
even though the pyramids have been there
1156
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,677
for over 4,000 years.
1157
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:35,155
Only use "I feel" statements.
1158
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:36,833
We don't want her to feel judged.
1159
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,991
I don't know if I can do this.
1160
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,958
I know this can feel uncomfortable...
1161
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,271
...but we all share the same goal,
1162
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,914
which is to help Bernadette.
1163
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,275
Right.
1164
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:49,240
Right.
1165
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,880
And she does need help.
1166
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:52,996
Absolutely.
1167
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,976
You're canceling
your appointment today?
1168
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,216
Mmm-hmm. Yep, that's right.
1169
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:57,913
It's a cancellation.
1170
00:55:58,040 --> 00:55:59,997
This is very last minute.
1171
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,640
I'm sorry. But, look...
1172
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:05,554
My wisdom teeth
have waited this long,
1173
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:06,790
they can wait another month.
1174
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,256
- Would you like to reschedule?
- No, no.
1175
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:11,114
I'll reschedule when we get
back from our trip in January.
1176
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,237
- Okay, thank you, Miss Fox.
- Okay, thank you.
1177
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,997
I knew I recognized you
from that TED Talk.
1178
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,240
My kids love that.
1179
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,676
Elgie, w-what's going on?
1180
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:28,600
Is it Bee?
1181
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:29,790
I just saw her at school.
1182
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:30,950
No. Bee is fine.
1183
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,316
How was the dentist?
1184
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,757
Um, I, I didn't go.
Sorry, who are these people?
1185
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,196
Bernadette, I'm Dr. Janelle Kurtz.
1186
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:40,238
Why don't we all sit down?
1187
00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:42,800
Why? Elgie?
1188
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,159
Shall we begin, Doctor?
1189
00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:46,720
Begin what? I don't like this.
1190
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,720
Bernadette,
have a seat, so we can...
1191
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,760
We'd like to present to you
the reality of your situation.
1192
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,320
Elgie?
1193
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,952
Whatever this is, can we talk
about it privately?
1194
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:03,238
I know everything, Bernadette,
and so do they.
1195
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,074
Okay, look, if this is about the dentist,
1196
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:07,160
if he told...
1197
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,593
I canceled the appointment.
1198
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:10,796
I'm going to Antarctica.
1199
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,280
I'm looking forward to it. See?
1200
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,398
Bernadette, there is no Manjula.
1201
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,193
Manjula? M...
1202
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:20,198
Agent Strang, could you...
1203
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:21,520
Agent?
1204
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,831
Hi. From the FBI.
1205
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:29,516
Miss Fox, we've determined
that Manjela or "Manjula"
1206
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,832
is an alias for an identity theft ring
1207
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,036
operating out of Russia.
1208
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,075
Ide... What?
1209
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,197
Yeah. And you have given them
1210
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,351
all of our personal information.
1211
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:42,680
And not only that, they're on a plane
1212
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,399
right now to Seattle
1213
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:45,636
so they can make their move
1214
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:47,632
while Bee and I are in Antarctica.
1215
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,439
Isn't that correct, Agent Strang?
1216
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:50,520
Pretty much.
1217
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,456
And they used your airline miles
to buy the tickets.
1218
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:53,976
Yeah, and next they could clean out
1219
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,720
our bank accounts
and our brokerage accounts
1220
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,837
and our property title
because you have given them
1221
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,435
all of our personal information
and passwords.
1222
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:04,677
Manjela, Man-Manjula even asked...
1223
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,399
for power of attorney.
1224
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:07,994
No, that's not true.
1225
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,151
As a matter of fact, I haven't heard back
1226
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,310
from her for days.
1227
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:14,120
I was getting ready to fire her.
1228
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:17,034
Well, that's because the FBI
intercepted the emails
1229
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:18,120
and responded as you.
1230
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:19,916
Wha...
1231
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,320
They know everything!
1232
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:23,640
Bernadette, do you get it?
1233
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,594
That was me ending my relationship
1234
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,034
with technology.
1235
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,120
That's a great idea, Bernadette.
1236
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,431
Let's all just take a deep breath.
1237
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:44,716
Oh, God, Elgie,
1238
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,598
I am so sorry.
1239
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,359
New Delhi Virtual Assistants
1240
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,672
had over 100 positive Yelp reviews.
1241
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,559
But the reality was
something different entirely
1242
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:57,438
and I would like for us to stay focused
1243
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,239
on reality right now.
1244
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:03,557
So it seems in addition
to this identity theft issue,
1245
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,757
you also tried to run over
a mother at school.
1246
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:06,910
Oh, don't be ludicrous.
1247
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:09,310
Oh, shut up.
1248
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,397
What is she doing here anyway?
1249
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:14,154
Would someone open the window
and let that gnat out?
1250
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:15,833
Stop calling Soo-Lin that, Bernadette.
1251
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:16,920
Oh, forgive me.
1252
00:59:16,921 --> 00:59:20,436
Would someone let the admin
out of my living room?
1253
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:21,590
I'm happy to go.
1254
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:23,496
Yeah, how about I go too?
1255
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:26,513
We'll be in the other room.
1256
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,478
Interventions are
slightly above my pay grade.
1257
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:31,473
Intervention?
1258
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,634
Is that what this is?
1259
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,792
I'm sorry, am I the only one here
1260
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,111
who thinks that's just
a little bit extreme?
1261
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,431
Bernadette, I'm worried
that you are suffering
1262
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:42,670
from adjustment disorder.
1263
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,513
Adjusting is a disorder?
1264
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:47,235
Adjustment disorder
is a psychological response
1265
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:48,640
brought on by stressors
1266
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,315
and usually involves
anxiety or depression.
1267
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,040
And in your case,
1268
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,799
I think that this... the stressor is
1269
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,160
this planned trip to Antarctica.
1270
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:58,875
Yeah. Except that
I really do wanna go now.
1271
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,519
Oh, come on.
1272
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:03,320
You have no intention of going.
1273
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,234
- We have read the emails.
- Uh...
1274
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,039
Okay, the reality is
1275
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,513
that you have willingly given over
1276
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,478
your personal information to a criminal.
1277
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,552
I didn't know she was a criminal!
1278
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:17,200
This poor judgment has almost caused
1279
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,397
financial ruin and physical harm.
1280
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,836
Your aggression toward your neighbor
1281
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:23,070
destroyed her home...
1282
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:24,560
I removed...
1283
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:25,909
Let her finish!
1284
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,216
This is not the first time
1285
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:28,913
that something like this has occurred.
1286
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:31,076
And it seems
1287
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,391
that you are challenged in the area
1288
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:34,834
of basic human interaction,
1289
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,912
relying on a virtual assistant
1290
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,673
to schedule all your appointments
1291
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:41,355
and to carry on
all of your household duties.
1292
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,760
And, Bernadette, the fact that
1293
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,400
you are hoarding prescription medication
1294
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,949
and the state of your home to me indicates
1295
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,799
a serious depression.
1296
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:55,790
Are you still presenting reality to me,
1297
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,195
or can I say something?
1298
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:01,119
First, I'd like Elgin to begin
by expressing his love.
1299
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,998
Elgin.
1300
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:04,230
Yeah. Uh... yeah.
1301
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:07,835
Hey, of course I love you.
1302
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,752
I don't know who you are right now.
1303
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:12,513
It's like aliens have come down
1304
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,114
and replaced you with a replica.
1305
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,358
Honest to God, one night, Bernadette,
1306
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,193
I reached over and I felt your elbows,
1307
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:20,880
'cause I thought no matter
how good that replica is,
1308
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:23,236
there's no way that they got
the pointy elbows right.
1309
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,391
And I-I had to stop myself.
1310
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:26,880
I thought, "Oh, my God.
1311
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:29,270
"I can't plunge off the cliff with her.
1312
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,273
"I've got responsibilities.
I'm a father, I'm a husband.
1313
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:33,576
"I've got all these people at work
1314
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:35,080
"and their families depending on me.
1315
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,675
"Bernadette, my Bernadette,
has gone absolutely crazy,
1316
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:40,673
but I cannot be pulled down with her."
1317
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,671
I'm really sorry, Elgie.
1318
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,912
I don't know how
I'm gonna make this up to you.
1319
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,156
You're right. I need help.
1320
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:57,910
Let's start by spending time
together in Antarctica.
1321
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,480
You know, just the three of us.
1322
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:00,755
No work, no computers...
1323
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:04,151
Please, let's not blame this on Microsoft.
1324
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:06,715
No. I'm just saying the three of us.
1325
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,110
Our family, you know,
without any distractions.
1326
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:13,752
The three of us
are not going to Antarctica.
1327
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,593
Oh, we can't cancel the trip.
1328
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,911
I'm not canceling the trip.
I wouldn't do that to Bee.
1329
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:22,520
You're not taking her to Antarctica
1330
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:23,954
without me, are you?
1331
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:26,919
Bernadette, I'd like to suggest
1332
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,912
that while Elgin and Bee
are on their trip,
1333
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,229
that you and I...
1334
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:32,600
that you and I work together
1335
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:34,319
for a few weeks at Madrona Hill.
1336
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:42,030
The loony bin?
1337
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:43,176
We don't call it that.
1338
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:44,634
Jesus Christ!
1339
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:46,996
You're shipping me off to a loony bin!
1340
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:48,958
Elgie, you-you're not!
1341
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:51,600
You need help, Bernadette.
1342
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,399
You know, a little R and R.
1343
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:54,914
R and R?
1344
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,190
So, what, you guys,
1345
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:57,396
y-you go on the trip
1346
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,995
and I get locked up at Madrona Hill?
1347
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,116
You, you can't do that.
1348
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,351
Ideally, we'd like you
to come voluntarily.
1349
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,113
Lock myself up?
1350
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,998
Oh, my God. You have no concept
1351
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:08,514
of how ill you actually are!
1352
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,034
Elgie, look at me!
1353
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:16,676
Yes, I am in the weeds,
but I can get myself out.
1354
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,514
We can get out of this together.
1355
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:24,514
We don't need Colonel Kurtz here.
1356
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:43,915
I'm sorry, I've had to pee
since I got here.
1357
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,118
Or do I need doctor's permission?
1358
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:28,639
You know, she's been in there a while.
1359
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:34,115
Do you think that she's okay?
1360
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,393
Maybe we should go and check on her.
1361
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:40,390
Bernadette?
1362
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:46,120
Bernadette!
1363
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,839
I can hear the water running.
1364
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:51,036
Miss Fox?
1365
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:52,496
- It's been a while.
- Is she okay?
1366
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,557
DR.
- Miss Fox?
1367
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,075
- Bernadette?
- Miss Fox, can you hear me?
1368
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,230
Step aside.
1369
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:15,474
I need your help, Audrey.
1370
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,349
Well, her car is still here.
1371
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:34,549
Everything's so screwed up.
1372
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,712
I am really, really sorry
1373
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,237
about your house
1374
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:42,436
and the sign.
1375
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:48,560
Don't worry. Nobody will look for me here.
1376
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:54,794
Look, I know I'm not your friend.
1377
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,313
I'm nobody's friend, let's face it.
1378
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,710
But when I was running from my house,
1379
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:04,634
I thought maybe I could come here.
1380
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:06,594
I have nowhere else to go.
1381
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:13,316
I don't... know anyone in Seattle.
1382
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,394
- Hi.
- Audrey.
1383
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:37,360
You'll never guess what happened.
1384
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:39,352
She disappeared. Bernadette.
1385
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:41,796
From an intervention
Elgie and I were just doing.
1386
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:43,917
That crazy bitch jumped out a window.
1387
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,036
What?
1388
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:46,336
'Cause Elgie's having to lock her up
1389
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,113
to save her from the Russian mafia.
1390
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:49,600
I'll tell you later.
1391
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:51,160
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
1392
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:52,833
That poor man.
1393
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:53,920
He has been through...
1394
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:55,720
so much.
1395
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,672
You have no idea.
1396
01:06:57,760 --> 01:06:59,877
So we're all out looking for her,
1397
01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:01,519
so I told Elgie I'd zip down here
1398
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:04,069
to see if she ran across
your yard or anything.
1399
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:05,674
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1400
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,274
Yeah. Sorry, I'm just, um...
1401
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:08,576
The house, you know,
I've just been cleaning a lot.
1402
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:09,954
- Oh, right.
- And I'm just tired.
1403
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:11,440
Mud and all of it.
1404
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:14,558
But, um, but I will, uh,
let you know if I see her
1405
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:15,656
running through the streets
1406
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:16,936
with her arms flapping or something.
1407
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,110
It's crazy.
1408
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,999
It's crazy. Oh, gosh, let me know.
1409
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,080
Come here.
1410
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:23,996
Yeah.
1411
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:26,913
- More details later.
- Okay.
1412
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,229
I wanna hear all of 'em.
1413
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:39,560
Nothing?
1414
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:42,794
Well, she didn't just vanish!
1415
01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:45,791
We got 'em. I just got word.
1416
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:49,435
Manjula was apprehended
switching planes in Dubrovnik.
1417
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,919
This investigation is now closed.
1418
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,037
Really?
1419
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:55,190
What about Bernadette?
1420
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:57,673
She's not in any danger now.
1421
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,200
Oh, really?
1422
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:03,120
Well, from the Russians.
1423
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:04,600
We've, we've solved that problem.
1424
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,433
I have been struggling with Kyle.
1425
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:13,200
A lot.
1426
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:16,191
I try with him, but...
1427
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:20,914
And he did not get into Lakewood.
1428
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:24,279
So we'll try public school next year.
1429
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:31,030
Well, I'm sure it's nicer
than Madrona Hill.
1430
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:33,376
You know what?
I'll switch places with you.
1431
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:34,800
I'll go to Madrona Hill.
1432
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:38,071
Yeah, you could probably use some R and R.
1433
01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:40,776
All right. Well, then you stay here
1434
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,838
with my video-game-obsessed,
rude, pot-smoking son.
1435
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,991
Okay. Well, then you can have
my workaholic husband
1436
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,878
and his soon-to-be mistress admin.
1437
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:49,536
Okay, well, only if you throw in Manjula,
1438
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,552
aka Sergei, the Russian identity thief.
1439
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,119
The most important thing
for you to understand
1440
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,549
is that it's not your fault.
1441
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:04,754
That wasn't even the question.
1442
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:06,754
Mom disappears into thin air
1443
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:08,877
right before Christmas without telling me?
1444
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:11,119
The truth is complicated, honey.
1445
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:14,038
There's just no way
one person can ever know
1446
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:15,520
everything about another person.
1447
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:17,000
Of course it's complicated.
1448
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:19,080
Just because it's complicated,
1449
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:21,200
just because you think
you can't ever know everything
1450
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,994
about another person,
it doesn't mean you can't try.
1451
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,713
It doesn't mean I can't try.
1452
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:28,916
I can't...
1453
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,536
It's a very complicated thing
that she's going...
1454
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,376
What are you doing with that?
Hey, listen to me.
1455
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:34,720
Your mom needs professional help.
1456
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:35,760
Stop, please.
1457
01:09:35,761 --> 01:09:37,320
Hey, I know you're upset, Buzzy, but...
1458
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:38,999
Don't call me that.
1459
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:40,673
Mom calls me that, not you.
1460
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:53,336
In September of that year,
1461
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,319
Fox was awarded a MacArthur genius grant.
1462
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:57,675
So why her?
1463
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:00,559
Bernadette Fox is simply
the most exciting thing
1464
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,233
in the world of architecture right now.
1465
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:03,549
I think Bernadette stands out
1466
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:05,313
because no one knows exactly who she is.
1467
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:07,952
Is she an architect? Obviously.
1468
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:09,599
An inspired dumpster diver? Yeah.
1469
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:10,976
Any thoughts
about what you'll do
1470
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,434
with your grant money?
1471
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:13,596
I don't know.
1472
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,273
Start a new project, finish this one.
1473
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:16,760
You know, I got a lot of ideas.
1474
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:18,115
Mills-Murray's house,
1475
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,351
the White Castle, was ready to move into
1476
01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:21,760
before Fox and Walker
1477
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:24,071
had closed the walls
on the Twenty Mile House.
1478
01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:26,797
The White Castle's crowning touch was
1479
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:30,032
a million dollars' worth
of California fan palms.
1480
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,800
Yeah. Made it look more like
a Ritz-Carlton, if you ask me.
1481
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:34,896
I mean, she complained.
She complained and complained,
1482
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:35,878
but...
1483
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:37,712
That's just how it was.
1484
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:40,315
The You Catch It, You Keep It guy
1485
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:43,912
Ni... Nigel Miles-Mills
1486
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,639
is a douchebag.
1487
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:48,878
Bernadette called me and said
she wanted to list the house
1488
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:50,633
and find another piece of property.
1489
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:53,952
And before I could even get it
on the market,
1490
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:56,111
I got a call from this guy I knew
1491
01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:57,270
who's a business manager,
1492
01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:59,317
and he just wanted to own the house
1493
01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:01,432
that had won the Genius award.
1494
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:02,720
You know, I just wish that you
1495
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:04,016
could have seen the two of them.
1496
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:06,316
He was so proud of her.
1497
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:08,869
She had just won this big award
1498
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,555
and made a killing on the house.
1499
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,715
You know, what husband wouldn't be proud?
1500
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:17,599
I didn't know it at the time,
1501
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:20,149
but the business manager
1502
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:23,711
was actually buying the house
for his client,
1503
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:24,840
who happened to be...
1504
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:26,960
Nigel Mills-Murray.
1505
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:28,995
And to this day,
1506
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:32,790
Nigel uses the site for overflow parking.
1507
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:35,416
The Twenty Mile House,
1508
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:37,830
which had taken three years to complete,
1509
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:40,276
took only a few hours to demolish.
1510
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:43,789
There was an outpouring of
grief in architecture circles
1511
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:46,554
as word spread that
the house had been destroyed.
1512
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:48,233
Bernadette went AWOL.
1513
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,915
I, um, had a ton of architects
sign a letter
1514
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,354
that got printed in the paper.
1515
01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:54,875
And the Landmark Commission got serious
1516
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:56,633
about preserving modern architecture,
1517
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:57,915
which means that, you know,
1518
01:11:58,040 --> 01:11:59,640
there was some good that came out of it.
1519
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:09,115
School?
1520
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:10,270
Yeah.
1521
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:13,513
- Are you going to work?
- Yeah.
1522
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:16,913
Mom's missing and you're going to work?
1523
01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:18,896
Well, what do you want me to do, Bee?
1524
01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:20,877
I don't know, maybe look for her.
1525
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,394
Hey, Bee, listen...
1526
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:24,030
Mom will come back
1527
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:25,998
when she is ready to come back.
1528
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:29,756
She's... clearly going through something.
1529
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:31,896
Yeah, she's going through
something you put her through.
1530
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:32,920
Hey, stop it.
1531
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:34,155
Listen to me.
1532
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,757
Mom has made her own choices.
1533
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:41,830
Instead of facing reality,
she chose to escape.
1534
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,440
And not for the first time.
1535
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,239
She escaped from Los Angeles.
1536
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:47,437
She escapes any personal responsibility.
1537
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:50,160
And what did she do yesterday
when confronted with that fact
1538
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:51,913
from people who wanted to help her?
1539
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,434
She escaped...
1540
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:54,520
yet again.
1541
01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:58,040
Look at me.
1542
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:01,600
We're gonna live our lives
1543
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:05,271
and when she is ready to rejoin us...
1544
01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:08,440
she will.
1545
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:17,792
Why do you always set it so high?
1546
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,351
Bee? Bee?
1547
01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:29,477
Um, Miss Griffin, I wanted to tell you
1548
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:31,320
that the only reason
I wanted to go to Choate
1549
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:32,960
was because I saw some dumb documentary
1550
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,536
about how it's supposed to be
a really good school...
1551
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:36,472
Sweetheart, sweetheart, is your mom home?
1552
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:38,600
No, why?
1553
01:13:38,601 --> 01:13:40,319
She needed my help.
1554
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:41,896
I drove her to the airport last night.
1555
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:43,056
She said she thought you were
1556
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:44,673
on the same flight to Antarctica.
1557
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,592
- You drove her to the airport?
- Yes.
1558
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:47,936
Do you know if she got on the flight?
1559
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,599
I don't know, honey. I don't know.
1560
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:52,510
I-I gave her some of my clothes
for the trip.
1561
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:53,829
Thank you. Thank you.
1562
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,234
Mom's in Antarctica.
1563
01:13:58,320 --> 01:13:59,278
- What?
- Yeah.
1564
01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:01,431
Audrey drove her
to the airport last night.
1565
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:02,636
Audrey?
1566
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:03,870
Yeah. She told me.
1567
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:05,434
I really think Mom is gonna be
1568
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:06,760
on the trip we were gonna take.
1569
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:09,296
She'll be on the Allegra,
and I already checked,
1570
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:10,696
there's another ship called the Louisa
1571
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:12,916
that we can take
if we get down there in time.
1572
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,216
Both the ships are gonna be at this place
1573
01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:15,754
called Port Lockroy on the same day.
1574
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:17,433
We can go down there and find Mom.
1575
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:19,435
You promised.
1576
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:21,190
You have to take me.
1577
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:27,793
And you like the fishing vest too, huh?
1578
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:52,714
Oh.
1579
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:06,117
Whatever you do, don't ever tell Mom
1580
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,316
you're bored.
1581
01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:09,397
She'll be like, "Well, guess what?
1582
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:10,755
"It only gets more boring
1583
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,513
"and the sooner you learn it's on you
1584
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:14,592
"to make your own life interesting,
1585
01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:15,875
the better off you'll be."
1586
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:19,713
I hope she's doing something
interesting right now.
1587
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:27,376
Many of you
are already on deck relishing
1588
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:28,595
the clear, still morning.
1589
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:33,151
The Zodiacs will begin loading at 9:30.
1590
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:35,835
And, of course, kayaks
are always available.
1591
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,280
Welcome to Antarctica.
1592
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,155
Hang on, ma'am.
Here's your flotation device.
1593
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:34,598
Oh, yes. I should probably
keep one of these on 24/7.
1594
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:37,080
And then you wanna line up
for the kayaking right over there.
1595
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:38,753
- Okay.
- Oh, no, thanks.
1596
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:40,640
Uh...
1597
01:16:41,440 --> 01:16:43,432
Wait, do you have singles?
1598
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:45,000
Yeah. Of course we do.
1599
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,696
We have every reason to believe
1600
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:51,120
that my wife is on the Allegra.
1601
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:52,953
There was, uh, a misunderstanding
1602
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:54,280
about the departure date and...
1603
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:55,760
A misunderstanding?
1604
01:16:57,520 --> 01:16:59,159
Yes, a misunderstanding.
1605
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,456
And we want to meet up with her.
1606
01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:01,536
Both ships are supposed to be
1607
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:03,119
at Port Lockroy on the same day.
1608
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:05,954
Look, everything depends
on weather conditions.
1609
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:07,997
So the idea of a scheduled itinerary
1610
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:10,117
with exact port calls doesn't really exist
1611
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:11,200
in the Antarctic.
1612
01:17:11,201 --> 01:17:13,032
Can you at least confirm for me
1613
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:14,839
that my wife is on that ship?
1614
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:16,274
I'm sorry.
1615
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:17,720
I can't release any information
1616
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:18,950
on passenger lists.
1617
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:20,679
Dad, it's fine.
1618
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:22,114
It'll be fine. Come on.
1619
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:37,680
Hello.
1620
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:42,156
Hey, who are you?
1621
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:47,751
Ah. Funny. I was just
wondering that myself.
1622
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:52,193
When you're in a boat in Antarctica
1623
01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:53,600
and there's no night,
1624
01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:56,075
who are you?
1625
01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:59,632
I-I'm thinking I'm a ghost
1626
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:02,110
on a ghost ship in a ghost land.
1627
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,514
You really need to be helping me
1628
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,319
take phytoplankton samples.
1629
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,475
Come on.
1630
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:15,359
I'll take the water samples
and you can write my labels.
1631
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:18,471
Don't worry. I'll show you how.
1632
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:19,960
It doesn't take a genius.
1633
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:21,793
Here. Here.
1634
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:40,080
Dad...
1635
01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:42,514
I've come to a decision.
1636
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:44,434
Oh, yeah? What's that?
1637
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:47,759
I don't want to go to Choate anymore.
1638
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:49,718
I've been thinking about it a lot
1639
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,792
and I know you and Mom
went to a prep school,
1640
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:53,794
and it sounded fun
1641
01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:57,555
living in a dorm
and playing in the orchestra,
1642
01:18:57,640 --> 01:18:59,472
being independent and grown up,
1643
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:01,677
but I don't wanna do it. I just...
1644
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:04,076
I don't wanna go.
1645
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:08,557
I only have four years
until I go off to college,
1646
01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:12,151
so I figure what's the hurry to go?
1647
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,595
Okay, you don't have to do anything
1648
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:16,716
you don't wanna do.
1649
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,832
I kinda thought you'd be mad.
1650
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:22,997
P.S., prep school wasn't all that fun.
1651
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:25,436
That's what I thought.
1652
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,216
A few other researchers
are bunking on the Allegra
1653
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:30,754
en route to Palmer Station,
1654
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:33,355
where we're gonna live
for the next several months.
1655
01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:35,113
What's Palmer Station again?
1656
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:37,032
The scientific research center.
1657
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:39,191
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I, I knew that.
1658
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:41,158
That was, uh, that's the southernmost spot
1659
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:43,357
that only scientists can go to.
1660
01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:46,353
No, you're thinking
of the South Pole Station,
1661
01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:47,856
which is the southernmost spot
on the planet.
1662
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:48,996
Oh.
1663
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:50,600
That's where I'm heading after Palmer.
1664
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:54,840
Actually, my ex-husband is a contractor
1665
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:57,389
and he's working on a proposal
for the dismantling of it.
1666
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:00,000
They're hoping to build a new one,
1667
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:01,753
but I don't know why.
1668
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:04,435
The old one's a geodesic dome.
It's very cool.
1669
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,560
What's the new station
gonna be built from?
1670
01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:10,636
Who knows?
1671
01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:13,110
He's only doing the bid
for tearing it down,
1672
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:14,950
which is appropriate.
1673
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,276
You're making sure to put
the station names on there too?
1674
01:20:22,480 --> 01:20:23,550
Yeah.
1675
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:51,869
And we'll also have side trips
1676
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:53,553
going to Port Lockroy,
1677
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:58,192
a British military outpost
left over from World War Il.
1678
01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:01,034
It is now an Antarctic heritage museum
1679
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:02,793
where, believe it or not,
1680
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:04,912
a couple people actually live
1681
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:07,595
and run a gift shop and a post office.
1682
01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:09,433
So you are all encouraged
1683
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:12,354
to go buy Antarctic penguin stamps
1684
01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:13,954
and mail letters home.
1685
01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:24,233
Can you take me to that ship?
1686
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:26,232
That, that ship over there?
1687
01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:28,795
Only to Port Lockroy
and back on this trip. Sorry.
1688
01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:48,914
All right, everyone,
1689
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:50,480
- come around.
- Welcome.
1690
01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:51,755
- I'm Vivian.
- I'm Iris.
1691
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:54,071
Uh, don't forget to close
the door behind you because...
1692
01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:56,277
Sneaky little penguins
are likely to get in
1693
01:21:56,360 --> 01:21:57,430
and once they are in,
1694
01:21:57,520 --> 01:21:59,716
it is really hard to get them out.
1695
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:00,800
Uh...
1696
01:22:00,801 --> 01:22:02,234
Welcome to Port Lockroy.
1697
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:04,198
Come on in. Come a bit closer.
1698
01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:06,033
During World War II, Port Lockroy was
1699
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:07,679
a secret outpost for the British...
1700
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:14,240
...paid to turn Port Lockroy into...
1701
01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:16,152
Where are the passengers from the Allegra?
1702
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,760
Um, the other cruise ship
passengers already left.
1703
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:22,234
Oh, dear.
1704
01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:24,073
Dear God, what's wrong with her?
1705
01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:28,750
Good morning.
1706
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:30,917
Hey. You're up early.
1707
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:32,320
Ready?
1708
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:34,350
Yeah.
1709
01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:37,156
Okay...
1710
01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:39,357
So what's the ratio of men to women
1711
01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:41,113
overwintering in the South Pole?
1712
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:42,919
Uh, I don't know.
1713
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:47,313
I can let you know when I get back.
1714
01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:03,669
Antarctica sucks.
1715
01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:05,590
She's gonna get back to port
1716
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,672
and she's not gonna know
that we came for her.
1717
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:10,150
It's okay, we'll find her.
I'm not worried about that.
1718
01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:12,960
What are you worried about then?
1719
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,992
What's gonna happen when we find her.
1720
01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:19,193
Mom is my best friend.
1721
01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:20,396
Hey, I know.
1722
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:25,878
I was only trying to get your mom help.
1723
01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:28,355
You have to believe that.
1724
01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:33,399
Is it true that you got her
a Saint Bernadette medal?
1725
01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:36,713
Yes, it is.
1726
01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:38,016
When she won the MacArthur grant?
1727
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:39,838
That's right. That was a long time ago.
1728
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:43,792
I didn't do it just
for the name. I told her...
1729
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:48,231
"It's Saint Bernadette,
Our Lady of Lourdes.
1730
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:53,430
"She had visions, 18 in all.
1731
01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:56,120
"Beeber...
1732
01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:03,750
"Beeber Bifocal was your first vision.
1733
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:05,320
"Twenty Mile House was your second.
1734
01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:06,595
"Here's to 16 more."
1735
01:24:09,440 --> 01:24:10,840
Oh, man.
1736
01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:15,597
I think I really failed Mom.
1737
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:20,957
Sh... She's an artist...
1738
01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:24,549
who stopped creating.
1739
01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:27,360
I should have never let that happen.
1740
01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:30,000
Well, why did you?
1741
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:32,800
I don't know.
1742
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:34,997
I mean, I don't think I knew how
1743
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:36,355
to try to get...
1744
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:40,554
an artist with, um, your mom's
1745
01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:43,678
particular kind of genius to create.
1746
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:46,400
That's... gigantic.
1747
01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:53,439
I can understand how to teach
robots what people need...
1748
01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:58,198
but I couldn't understand that
about your mom.
1749
01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:07,136
Have you noticed, by the way,
that I haven't been checking
1750
01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:08,833
my email very much on this trip?
1751
01:25:09,640 --> 01:25:10,756
No, not really.
1752
01:25:11,480 --> 01:25:16,191
Well, there is a huge reorg
going on at Microsoft.
1753
01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:20,432
They're probably announcing it
while we sit on these rocks,
1754
01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:24,040
but Samantha 2 is canceled.
1755
01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:26,589
Canceled? What do you mean canceled?
1756
01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:28,160
Well, um...
1757
01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:32,875
They're folding Samantha 2 into games.
1758
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:35,536
Yeah, I know. I'm not
really interested in that,
1759
01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:36,835
so I said,
1760
01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:38,680
"You guys can go ahead
and do that yourself."
1761
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:41,600
Doesn't matter anyway.
1762
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:43,074
I turned in the old badge.
1763
01:25:44,440 --> 01:25:46,432
Dad's a free agent now.
1764
01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:50,136
I've never known you without your badge.
1765
01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:53,794
Well, get used to it.
1766
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:56,399
I'm gonna be around a lot more now.
1767
01:25:57,280 --> 01:26:00,239
I would really like a shot
at designing that new station.
1768
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:02,232
- You're an architect?
- Well, no.
1769
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:03,834
I've never really considered myself
1770
01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:05,752
much of an architect, per se.
1771
01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:07,877
I'm more of a, um...
1772
01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:11,032
I'm more of a creative
problem solver with good taste
1773
01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:13,157
and a soft spot for logistical nightmares.
1774
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:16,393
Speaking of...
1775
01:26:17,480 --> 01:26:19,392
I really need to get to the South Pole.
1776
01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:22,271
You know, check out the lay of the land.
1777
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:25,475
Sorry.
1778
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:27,358
That's probably not happening.
1779
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:30,955
No, that would be damn near impossible.
1780
01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:33,597
Put it like this...
1781
01:26:33,680 --> 01:26:35,416
I spent the last five years
writing my grant,
1782
01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:37,636
and I'm just now getting there
for the first time.
1783
01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:40,119
It's the most competitive place
1784
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:41,793
in the world for scientists.
1785
01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:45,440
Two more Pink Penguins?
1786
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:47,716
It's on me.
1787
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:48,916
- Yeah.
- Two more.
1788
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,912
Hey, two more.
1789
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:53,276
Yeah, why not? I don't leave
for a few hours anyway.
1790
01:26:53,360 --> 01:26:54,840
Oh, where are you going?
1791
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:56,200
Uh, the Allegra is rendezvousing
1792
01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:57,520
with our marine research vessel.
1793
01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:59,313
That's how I'm getting to Palmer Station.
1794
01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:07,800
Absolutely.
1795
01:28:08,360 --> 01:28:10,670
I know I'm not authorized to, uh, be here,
1796
01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:12,513
but, you know, I'll work for free.
1797
01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:14,040
No job is too demeaning.
1798
01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:15,600
Yeah, that's great, but guess what.
1799
01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:17,680
There are people here
1800
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:19,176
who have come here
through proper channels.
1801
01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:20,880
They have written approvals,
gotten grants.
1802
01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:22,917
And you show up here unannounced,
1803
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,674
a stowaway, and you expect a spot?
1804
01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:27,835
But I am an architect.
1805
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:29,680
That doesn't mean shit around here.
1806
01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:32,632
I mean, I have Nobel Prize winners
1807
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:35,315
sanding and painting decks,
an economist on kitchen duty,
1808
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:38,359
and a television executive
who's studying fur seals.
1809
01:28:38,440 --> 01:28:40,591
And I've been helping Becky
with her research.
1810
01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:43,917
Yeah.
I'm, I'm sorry, Ellen. I just...
1811
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:46,469
I... I had no idea and...
1812
01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:48,636
How would she get home?
1813
01:28:48,760 --> 01:28:51,070
We can stick her on the next ship out.
1814
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:53,136
Where's she gonna sleep?
Aren't all the beds accounted for?
1815
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:54,355
That's what we always say.
1816
01:28:54,440 --> 01:28:55,510
In the meantime,
1817
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:57,359
- I will hand you over to Mike.
- Uh-huh.
1818
01:28:57,440 --> 01:28:59,716
He is a former state senator from Boston
1819
01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:03,396
who wanted so badly
to spend time in Antarctica
1820
01:29:04,160 --> 01:29:05,880
that he trained to become
a diesel mechanic.
1821
01:29:08,120 --> 01:29:09,554
All right.
1822
01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:11,074
I'm letting you know now
1823
01:29:11,160 --> 01:29:13,072
because you're listed as her next of kin,
1824
01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:16,159
but your wife's name is on
the Allegra passenger list.
1825
01:29:17,240 --> 01:29:18,594
Good. Thank you.
1826
01:29:18,680 --> 01:29:20,911
Mr. Branch, your wife went missing
1827
01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:22,520
somewhere in the Gerlache Strait.
1828
01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:26,551
What does that mean?
1829
01:29:26,640 --> 01:29:29,360
Her last recorded activity was carding in
1830
01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:31,750
from an excursion 26 hours ago.
1831
01:29:31,840 --> 01:29:32,990
She has since gone missing.
1832
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:37,832
Okay, uh, Bernadette
really likes her privacy.
1833
01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:40,435
The ship has been searched top to bottom.
1834
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:41,914
But she's gotta be somewhere.
1835
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:45,994
This report is largely based
on the electronic signature
1836
01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:48,993
created by your wife's
magnetically coded ID card.
1837
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:51,470
As you can see, on her last night,
1838
01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:53,836
she ran up a large bar tab.
1839
01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:56,196
It's like you're assuming
she's dead or something.
1840
01:29:57,120 --> 01:29:58,634
She just escaped again.
1841
01:29:58,720 --> 01:30:03,351
To where? It's, it's not like
disappearing from Seattle.
1842
01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:05,096
Out here, there's nowhere to go
but the boat that you're on.
1843
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:06,616
Where's she gonna stay?
Out there with the penguins?
1844
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:08,711
You're looking at the
Pink Penguins on her bar bill
1845
01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:10,280
and you're assuming she's depressed.
1846
01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:12,376
What if she was having a good time?
1847
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:14,392
How do you know
she wasn't celebrating, Dad?
1848
01:30:14,480 --> 01:30:16,631
All right. Okay. I hope you're right, Bee.
1849
01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:22,438
While you spent your whole life at work,
1850
01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:25,155
Mom and I were having the best time ever.
1851
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:28,354
We live for each other.
1852
01:30:30,240 --> 01:30:31,560
And she would never do anything
1853
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:33,040
where she'd never see me again.
1854
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:36,478
Got it. Yeah.
1855
01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:39,155
Okay. Now we can get this little...
1856
01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:43,115
We gotta get the glow plug outta there.
1857
01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:44,296
- Do you have the crescent?
- Yep.
1858
01:30:44,320 --> 01:30:45,549
- There you go.
- Thank you.
1859
01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:50,076
Fox, come here.
1860
01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:57,916
I googled you. So why are you here?
1861
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:02,916
I am trying not to be
a menace to society anymore.
1862
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:04,976
And, look, I probably did get
a little carried away,
1863
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:07,560
but, Ellen, I would really like a shot
1864
01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:09,632
at designing this new station at 90 South.
1865
01:31:10,960 --> 01:31:12,360
What do you know about that?
1866
01:31:12,440 --> 01:31:14,671
Well, I, I know they're dismantling it,
1867
01:31:14,760 --> 01:31:16,479
and they're gonna build a new one.
1868
01:31:16,560 --> 01:31:18,696
You know, anyone who's gonna
have a shot at redesigning it,
1869
01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:21,280
they're gonna have to go visit
and see it for themselves.
1870
01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:23,871
No one just visits the South Pole.
1871
01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:25,160
It's essential personnel only.
1872
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:26,839
And as far as I can make out, you fall
1873
01:31:26,960 --> 01:31:29,111
in that rather large category
of nonessential.
1874
01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:30,998
It's just, the way I work
1875
01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:32,878
is I have to inhabit a space, you know,
1876
01:31:32,960 --> 01:31:35,236
before I can even begin designing it.
1877
01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:37,789
Before I can discover what it needs to be.
1878
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:40,320
You know... God, just thinking
about it's got my heart racing.
1879
01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:41,720
- Uh-oh.
- Oh, no.
1880
01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:43,096
It's not the bad kind of heart racing,
1881
01:31:43,120 --> 01:31:44,236
as in, "I'm gonna die."
1882
01:31:44,320 --> 01:31:46,152
It's the good kind of heart racing,
1883
01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:48,000
as in, "Hello, can I help you
with something?
1884
01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:49,434
"'Cause if not step aside
1885
01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:51,637
'cause I am about to kick
the shit out of life."
1886
01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:55,671
Do you have any idea
what overwintering entails?
1887
01:31:56,360 --> 01:31:59,910
It's twice the challenge
anyone ever imagines going in.
1888
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:01,816
The only ones who can cut it
are the ones who have
1889
01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:03,718
a little bit of
an antisocial streak in them.
1890
01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:06,880
You have to be comfortable
spending a lot of time alone.
1891
01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:09,594
You have to go for long
stretches without exercise.
1892
01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:11,592
Showers are few and far between.
1893
01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:14,376
Sounds like I've been in training for this
1894
01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:15,720
for the last 20 years.
1895
01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:18,993
All I wanted was South America.
1896
01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:21,216
Are you gonna take that away from me too?
1897
01:32:21,240 --> 01:32:22,754
World domination ain't pretty.
1898
01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:24,240
Oof.
1899
01:32:25,920 --> 01:32:26,920
Where are we?
1900
01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:30,030
Um...
1901
01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:34,240
Oh, I think we're dropping off
a researcher at Palmer Station.
1902
01:32:36,360 --> 01:32:37,555
Right now?
1903
01:32:37,640 --> 01:32:39,279
We're at Palmer Station?
1904
01:32:39,360 --> 01:32:41,400
Yeah, the cruise
companies always like to do
1905
01:32:41,480 --> 01:32:43,160
these transfers
in the middle of the night.
1906
01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:44,478
Really?
1907
01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:45,616
Yeah, they just keep it hush-hush
1908
01:32:45,640 --> 01:32:47,393
so as not to bother the paying customers.
1909
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:53,176
See, Dad? It's Palmer Station right there.
1910
01:32:53,200 --> 01:32:54,429
There's a ton of people there,
1911
01:32:54,520 --> 01:32:56,096
and I really think Mom is gonna be there.
1912
01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:57,960
We have to go and check
and see if she's there.
1913
01:32:59,280 --> 01:33:01,237
You wanna borrow a Zodiac and go find out?
1914
01:33:01,320 --> 01:33:02,496
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay, you wait here.
1915
01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:03,478
I'm gonna get my gear.
1916
01:33:03,480 --> 01:33:04,800
Ah! Don't go anywhere!
1917
01:33:12,040 --> 01:33:13,997
All right, look, um...
1918
01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:16,549
Just, uh, you know, act normal.
1919
01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:18,313
- Look cool, all right?
- Yeah.
1920
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:27,514
Oh, crap. All right. I gotta
look for a place to dock.
1921
01:33:27,600 --> 01:33:30,479
Uh, just ram into the shore at full speed.
1922
01:33:31,120 --> 01:33:32,270
You just gotta do that.
1923
01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:34,829
- No, you don't.
- Yes, you do.
1924
01:33:40,560 --> 01:33:41,560
Hey.
1925
01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:45,280
Hey.
1926
01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:49,320
Lucky for you, I'm partial
to weirdos and geniuses.
1927
01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:53,115
I got you a spot on a Herc
from McMurdo to 90 South.
1928
01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:55,317
You have to stand for
the whole three-hour flight
1929
01:33:55,440 --> 01:33:56,816
next to powdered milk and jet fuel.
1930
01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:58,718
I'm fine with standing.
1931
01:33:58,800 --> 01:33:59,758
You say that.
1932
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:01,096
Do you have all your wisdom teeth?
1933
01:34:01,120 --> 01:34:02,520
Uh, yeah.
1934
01:34:02,600 --> 01:34:03,600
No wisdom teeth.
1935
01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:05,319
We once had to, uh, airlift out somebody
1936
01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:06,550
with infected wisdom teeth.
1937
01:34:06,640 --> 01:34:08,154
Do not ask me how much that cost.
1938
01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:09,356
Oh, shit.
1939
01:34:09,440 --> 01:34:10,669
No, don't worry about it.
1940
01:34:10,760 --> 01:34:12,717
The Laurence M. Gould is loading up now.
1941
01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:14,456
And once you get to McMurdo,
we can get rid of 'em.
1942
01:34:14,480 --> 01:34:15,630
Oh, okay.
1943
01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:17,234
We have a veterinarian from Pasadena
1944
01:34:17,320 --> 01:34:18,656
with a degree in equine dentistry.
1945
01:34:18,680 --> 01:34:20,592
- He's done it before.
- On which animal?
1946
01:34:20,680 --> 01:34:22,399
Volunteers can't be choosy.
1947
01:34:22,480 --> 01:34:24,437
And once you get to the South Pole,
1948
01:34:24,520 --> 01:34:25,680
you are there for five weeks.
1949
01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:27,040
No going in or out.
1950
01:34:27,120 --> 01:34:30,113
Oh, God, this is so great.
1951
01:34:31,120 --> 01:34:32,696
Oh, the only thing I feel I have to do is
1952
01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:34,120
I gotta run it by my family.
1953
01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:35,600
You know, see they're okay with it.
1954
01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:37,632
Do it.
1955
01:34:37,720 --> 01:34:39,439
- Hey.
- Yeah.
1956
01:34:40,200 --> 01:34:41,759
Thank you.
1957
01:35:05,880 --> 01:35:08,315
Hi, you've reached
the archaic landline
1958
01:35:08,400 --> 01:35:09,993
of the Fox-Branch residence.
1959
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:12,231
Since my parents still won't
let me have a cell phone,
1960
01:35:12,320 --> 01:35:14,357
all my friends can leave messages here.
1961
01:35:14,440 --> 01:35:16,557
Hey, Buzzy.
1962
01:35:17,360 --> 01:35:19,397
Hey... Elgie.
1963
01:35:20,240 --> 01:35:23,039
I'm sorry I haven't called,
but as you know,
1964
01:35:23,120 --> 01:35:24,952
my phone jumped off
the Tallahatchie Bridge
1965
01:35:25,040 --> 01:35:26,440
and has not been seen since.
1966
01:35:27,440 --> 01:35:30,035
There's much more explanation
coming in our future,
1967
01:35:30,160 --> 01:35:32,311
but for now the headlines,
1968
01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:34,756
and it has been a busy news day.
1969
01:35:35,640 --> 01:35:39,793
I am about to head to McMurdo Station
1970
01:35:39,920 --> 01:35:41,400
to have four wisdom teeth
1971
01:35:41,480 --> 01:35:43,472
voluntarily extracted by a veterinarian.
1972
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:46,029
So, I got that going for me.
1973
01:36:41,280 --> 01:36:43,954
This crazy place
is a shifting ice sheet.
1974
01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:45,360
And did you know
1975
01:36:45,440 --> 01:36:48,319
they have to reposition
the official South Pole marker
1976
01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:49,914
- because it can move...
- Shhh.
1977
01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:51,719
...100 feet a year?
1978
01:36:52,760 --> 01:36:56,117
God, I might have to make
my building a wind-powered,
1979
01:36:56,200 --> 01:36:58,317
crab-walking igloo.
1980
01:36:59,080 --> 01:37:01,296
- I don't know. I'll figure it out.
- She's building.
1981
01:37:01,320 --> 01:37:03,560
- That's what insomnia is for.
- She's making a building.
1982
01:37:03,640 --> 01:37:06,599
The thing about it is, any structure built
1983
01:37:06,680 --> 01:37:10,196
will have to be coordinated
out of the United States.
1984
01:37:10,280 --> 01:37:11,600
You know, I mean...
1985
01:37:11,720 --> 01:37:13,120
Every material down to the nail
1986
01:37:13,200 --> 01:37:14,200
will have to be flown in.
1987
01:37:14,760 --> 01:37:17,594
Getting the supplies here
will be so costly
1988
01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:20,115
that absolutely nothing can be wasted.
1989
01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:24,160
You know, I've realized that none of what
1990
01:37:24,240 --> 01:37:26,550
has become of me is Seattle's fault.
1991
01:37:27,720 --> 01:37:28,836
Well, might be a little,
1992
01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:30,798
but let's withhold final judgment
1993
01:37:30,880 --> 01:37:32,633
until I start being more of an artist
1994
01:37:32,720 --> 01:37:33,915
and less of a menace.
1995
01:37:34,920 --> 01:37:37,230
But I make you guys this one promise,
1996
01:37:37,760 --> 01:37:39,717
and it is a big one.
1997
01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:41,632
I will move forward.
1998
01:37:43,240 --> 01:37:44,656
Oh, God, this is more of a conversation
1999
01:37:44,680 --> 01:37:45,909
than a message.
2000
01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:50,040
Uh... But, listen, look um,
I have this one shot
2001
01:37:50,120 --> 01:37:51,873
to make it to the South Pole
2002
01:37:51,960 --> 01:37:55,271
and looks like we're leaving
in a couple of hours.
2003
01:37:56,240 --> 01:37:58,800
And I'll be gone for five weeks.
2004
01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:01,395
But I will only go
if it's okay with you guys...
2005
01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:04,680
so would you please call me?
2006
01:38:05,720 --> 01:38:08,918
Um, here's the number I can be reached at.
2007
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:10,960
It goes through Denver,
believe it or not.
2008
01:38:11,880 --> 01:38:13,837
303-295...
2009
01:38:13,920 --> 01:38:14,920
Mom!
2010
01:38:16,480 --> 01:38:17,755
You can go!
2011
01:38:17,840 --> 01:38:18,876
Bee?
2012
01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:25,954
I knew I'd find you.
2013
01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:29,070
God, how did you...
2014
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:31,593
How did you get here?
2015
01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:46,235
Dad brought you something.
2016
01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:50,040
He did?
2017
01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:02,800
We decided
2018
01:39:03,560 --> 01:39:06,280
there's no way I could have
taken up all 16 miracles.
2019
01:39:13,880 --> 01:39:14,880
Yep.
2020
01:39:15,480 --> 01:39:17,597
You got a lot more miracles left.
2021
01:40:04,800 --> 01:40:06,280
Scientists always thought
2022
01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:08,317
gentoo penguins mated for life.
2023
01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:10,551
But they recently discovered
that wasn't true,
2024
01:40:10,640 --> 01:40:12,359
and about 20 percent of them don't.
2025
01:40:13,920 --> 01:40:15,354
The way I look at it then,
2026
01:40:15,440 --> 01:40:17,432
that means the ones
who stay together forever
2027
01:40:17,520 --> 01:40:18,670
are making a choice.
2028
01:40:19,560 --> 01:40:20,960
Just like Mom and Dad.
2029
01:40:39,320 --> 01:40:41,676
♪ Lying in my bed ♪
2030
01:40:41,760 --> 01:40:44,116
♪ I hear the clock tick ♪
2031
01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:46,112
♪ And think of you ♪
2032
01:40:46,720 --> 01:40:49,633
♪ Caught up in circles ♪
2033
01:40:49,720 --> 01:40:53,509
♪ Confusion is nothing new ♪
2034
01:40:53,960 --> 01:40:57,397
♪ Flashback, warm nights ♪
2035
01:40:57,960 --> 01:41:00,270
♪ Almost left behind ♪
2036
01:41:01,440 --> 01:41:04,751
♪ Suitcase of memories ♪
2037
01:41:05,440 --> 01:41:06,635
♪ Time after ♪
2038
01:41:06,720 --> 01:41:08,552
♪ Sometimes ♪
2039
01:41:08,640 --> 01:41:10,120
♪ You picture me ♪
2040
01:41:10,200 --> 01:41:14,080
♪ I'm walking too far ahead ♪
2041
01:41:14,160 --> 01:41:17,198
♪ You're calling to me ♪
2042
01:41:17,280 --> 01:41:21,035
♪ I can't hear what you've said ♪
2043
01:41:21,120 --> 01:41:24,875
♪ Then you say, "Go slow" ♪
2044
01:41:25,840 --> 01:41:27,832
♪ I fall behind ♪
2045
01:41:29,400 --> 01:41:31,960
♪ The second hand unwinds ♪
2046
01:41:32,040 --> 01:41:33,759
♪ If you're lost you can look ♪
2047
01:41:33,840 --> 01:41:35,797
♪ And you will find me ♪
2048
01:41:36,760 --> 01:41:38,877
♪ Time after time ♪
2049
01:41:39,400 --> 01:41:41,357
♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪
2050
01:41:41,440 --> 01:41:43,238
♪ I'll be waiting ♪
2051
01:41:44,040 --> 01:41:45,997
♪ Time after time ♪
2052
01:41:46,720 --> 01:41:48,552
♪ If you're lost you can look ♪
2053
01:41:48,640 --> 01:41:50,438
♪ And you will find me ♪
2054
01:41:51,520 --> 01:41:53,318
♪ Time after time ♪
2055
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:56,310
♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪
2056
01:41:56,400 --> 01:41:58,232
♪ I will be waiting ♪
2057
01:41:58,840 --> 01:42:00,638
♪ Time after time ♪
2058
01:42:16,720 --> 01:42:19,952
♪ After my picture fades ♪
2059
01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:24,080
♪ And darkness has turned to gray ♪
2060
01:42:24,200 --> 01:42:27,352
♪ Watching through windows ♪
2061
01:42:27,440 --> 01:42:31,480
♪ You're wondering if I'm okay ♪
2062
01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:34,553
♪ Secrets stolen ♪
2063
01:42:35,320 --> 01:42:37,676
♪ From deep inside ♪
2064
01:42:39,320 --> 01:42:41,994
♪ The drum beats out of time ♪
2065
01:42:42,080 --> 01:42:43,753
♪ If you're lost you can look ♪
2066
01:42:43,840 --> 01:42:45,593
♪ And you will find me ♪
2067
01:42:46,720 --> 01:42:48,439
♪ Time after time ♪
2068
01:42:49,240 --> 01:42:51,197
♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪
2069
01:42:51,280 --> 01:42:52,953
♪ I'll be waiting ♪
2070
01:42:53,920 --> 01:42:55,957
♪ Time after time ♪
2071
01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:15,198
♪ You said, "Go slow" ♪
2072
01:43:16,120 --> 01:43:18,112
♪ I fall behind ♪
2073
01:43:19,760 --> 01:43:22,355
♪ The second hand unwinds ♪
2074
01:43:22,440 --> 01:43:24,159
♪ If you're lost you can look ♪
2075
01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:26,072
♪ And you will find me ♪
2076
01:43:27,120 --> 01:43:29,032
♪ Time after time ♪
2077
01:43:29,760 --> 01:43:31,717
♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪
2078
01:43:31,800 --> 01:43:33,439
♪ I'll be waiting ♪
2079
01:43:34,440 --> 01:43:36,352
♪ Time after time ♪
2080
01:43:37,040 --> 01:43:38,872
♪ If you're lost you can look ♪
2081
01:43:38,960 --> 01:43:40,758
♪ And you will find me ♪
2082
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:43,712
♪ Time after time ♪
2083
01:43:44,440 --> 01:43:46,671
♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪
2084
01:43:46,760 --> 01:43:49,036
♪ I will be waiting ♪
2085
01:43:49,160 --> 01:43:51,038
♪ Time after time ♪
2086
01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:54,792
♪ Time after time ♪
2087
01:43:56,560 --> 01:43:58,517
♪ Time after time ♪
2088
01:44:00,200 --> 01:44:02,237
♪ Time after time ♪
2089
01:44:03,960 --> 01:44:05,792
♪ Time after time ♪
2090
01:44:07,560 --> 01:44:09,392
♪ Time after time ♪
2091
01:44:11,240 --> 01:44:13,118
♪ Time after time ♪
2092
01:44:14,960 --> 01:44:16,155
♪ Time after ♪
2093
01:44:18,520 --> 01:44:19,670
♪ Time ♪
2094
01:48:54,560 --> 01:48:56,552
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