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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,571 --> 00:00:03,060 The news never ends. 2 00:00:03,180 --> 00:00:04,650 This is tenneti GCR, 3 00:00:04,953 --> 00:00:07,596 you get all the news you need, all day long. 4 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:13,496 Good morning. It's 42° and 10:30 on this Thursday October 15. 5 00:00:13,623 --> 00:00:15,790 I'm Standale Brodston. Here's what's happening. 6 00:00:16,105 --> 00:00:18,282 It's day eighteen of the garbage stall, 7 00:00:18,307 --> 00:00:21,021 with 10,000 tons of garbage piling up every day, 8 00:00:21,214 --> 00:00:24,105 even the nicest sections of the city are looking like swamps. 9 00:00:24,505 --> 00:00:28,076 Health commissioner Edward O'Roark is declaring a citywide state of emergency 10 00:00:28,101 --> 00:00:29,798 for the first time in decades. 11 00:00:29,823 --> 00:00:33,787 There's no need to wait until somebody dies or comes down with typhoid fever. 12 00:00:33,887 --> 00:00:35,929 It's already a serious situation. 13 00:00:36,039 --> 00:00:38,339 It's something that affects almost everyone in the city, 14 00:00:38,364 --> 00:00:40,573 no matter who they are or where they live. 15 00:00:40,669 --> 00:00:44,915 You can't go down no one avenue without seeing nothing but garbage and rats. 16 00:00:45,157 --> 00:00:49,122 It's starting to affect my business when customers can't get in here because of garbage situation. 17 00:00:49,196 --> 00:00:51,148 When out there, not just smell it, 18 00:00:51,173 --> 00:00:53,068 but I think to look at it, its terrible. 19 00:00:53,128 --> 00:00:57,447 It don't affect me, except for the the very bad smell, it's horrific. 20 00:00:57,877 --> 00:00:58,569 The mess. 21 00:00:58,569 --> 00:01:02,170 I've been in this country for 50 years and I've never seen anything like it. 22 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:03,842 What is this world coming to? 23 00:01:03,891 --> 00:01:06,355 Put them in the room there and sit there and talk 'till they got it over with. 24 00:01:06,422 --> 00:01:08,927 24 hours, 48 hours, how long it takes. 25 00:01:09,117 --> 00:01:12,535 The Idea of the National Guard pulling in and cleaning up, it's good idea! 26 00:01:12,886 --> 00:01:15,669 In other news the Building Industry of Landlords today 27 00:01:15,694 --> 00:01:18,886 expressed concern over the latest increase in heating oil prices. 28 00:01:19,067 --> 00:01:21,599 Rangers in the Metro area are searched to fill them in... 29 00:01:56,154 --> 00:01:56,664 Let's get it. 30 00:01:57,675 --> 00:02:00,039 - Yo, what's up with your shoes, bro? - Nice outfit, huh? 31 00:02:00,064 --> 00:02:02,666 If you're gonna be a clown, at least you can be a bill-boy, you know that, right? 32 00:02:03,721 --> 00:02:05,356 - Hey! - Stop it! 33 00:02:05,381 --> 00:02:07,865 - Go! Go! Go! - Hey! 34 00:02:09,026 --> 00:02:11,807 - Come on, Kyle, let's go! - We've got the sign! 35 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:13,250 Let's go! 36 00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:15,017 - Stop there! - Come on! 37 00:02:15,327 --> 00:02:16,708 Watch your go! Watch your go! 38 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:20,181 Make me stop, clown. 39 00:02:21,311 --> 00:02:21,943 Hey! 40 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:28,540 C'mon clown, you are not catching up. 41 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:29,264 Stop them! 42 00:02:29,459 --> 00:02:30,027 Come on! 43 00:02:31,124 --> 00:02:33,282 - Come on! - Get out of the way! 44 00:02:35,049 --> 00:02:36,570 Stop them! 45 00:02:40,103 --> 00:02:41,146 Hey! 46 00:02:42,357 --> 00:02:44,280 You bastards. 47 00:02:50,632 --> 00:02:52,702 Come on, beat his ass up. 48 00:02:52,727 --> 00:02:54,658 Come on, this guy's weak, can't do nothing. 49 00:02:54,683 --> 00:02:56,478 Harder! Harder! 50 00:02:56,534 --> 00:02:58,227 Beat him up. Take his stuff. 51 00:02:58,227 --> 00:02:59,640 - Let's go, let's go! - Come on, come on, come on! 52 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:00,640 - Let's go, let's go, let's go! 53 00:04:44,989 --> 00:04:46,478 Is it just me, 54 00:04:47,467 --> 00:04:49,323 or is it getting crazier out there? 55 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,170 It is certainly tense. 56 00:04:56,782 --> 00:04:58,214 People are upset. 57 00:04:58,989 --> 00:04:59,998 They're struggling. 58 00:05:00,263 --> 00:05:01,280 Looking for work. 59 00:05:01,897 --> 00:05:04,259 These are tough times. 60 00:05:06,214 --> 00:05:07,465 How 'bout you? 61 00:05:09,373 --> 00:05:11,117 Have you been keeping up with your journal? 62 00:05:13,037 --> 00:05:14,045 Yes, Ma'am. 63 00:05:16,289 --> 00:05:17,415 Great. 64 00:05:18,534 --> 00:05:19,762 Did you bring it with you? 65 00:05:24,397 --> 00:05:25,604 Arthur... 66 00:05:25,741 --> 00:05:28,323 last time I asked you to bring your journal with you 67 00:05:28,348 --> 00:05:30,044 for these appointments. 68 00:05:30,449 --> 00:05:31,669 Can I see it? 69 00:05:43,712 --> 00:05:47,239 I've been using it as a... as a journal, 70 00:05:48,576 --> 00:05:50,649 but also as a joke diary. 71 00:05:51,235 --> 00:05:54,813 Funny thoughts or observations. 72 00:05:55,654 --> 00:05:59,333 I think I told you I'm pursuing a career in stand-up comedy. 73 00:06:03,422 --> 00:06:04,877 No, you didn't. 74 00:06:06,525 --> 00:06:08,034 I think I did. 75 00:06:17,164 --> 00:06:20,172 "I just hope my death makes more cents than my life." 76 00:06:38,051 --> 00:06:39,729 How does it feel to have to come here? 77 00:06:40,537 --> 00:06:41,546 Does it help 78 00:06:41,589 --> 00:06:43,164 to have someone to talk to? 79 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:50,165 I think I felt better when I was locked up in a hospital. 80 00:06:52,717 --> 00:06:54,311 And having thought more about 81 00:06:55,275 --> 00:06:56,698 why you were locked up? 82 00:07:02,293 --> 00:07:03,601 Who knows? 83 00:07:11,185 --> 00:07:14,532 I was wondering if you could ask the doctor to increase my medication? 84 00:07:20,662 --> 00:07:23,024 Arthur, you're on seven different medications. 85 00:07:24,634 --> 00:07:26,273 Surely, they must be doing something. 86 00:07:29,642 --> 00:07:31,698 I just don't want to feel so bad anymore. 87 00:08:09,579 --> 00:08:11,877 Can you please stop bothering my kid? 88 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,494 - Sit! - I wasn't bothering him... 89 00:08:15,494 --> 00:08:17,012 - Just stop! - I was... 90 00:08:25,449 --> 00:08:27,284 What, you think that's funny? 91 00:08:35,678 --> 00:08:37,623 I'm sorry, I have a co... 92 00:08:43,663 --> 00:08:47,236 "It's a medical condition causing sudden, frequent and uncontrollable laughter that doesn't match 93 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:50,834 how you feel. It can happen in people with a brain injury or certain neurological conditions." 94 00:08:53,524 --> 00:08:55,363 I'm sorry. 95 00:10:33,948 --> 00:10:36,857 Happy? Did you check the mail before you came up? 96 00:10:36,952 --> 00:10:38,264 Yeah, mom. 97 00:10:38,910 --> 00:10:40,138 Nothing. 98 00:10:43,587 --> 00:10:47,670 And finally tonight, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. 99 00:10:47,935 --> 00:10:51,400 Authorities are saying the city is under siege by scores of rats. 100 00:10:51,548 --> 00:10:54,941 - And not just any rats - super rats. - More hard to kill. 101 00:10:54,967 --> 00:10:57,099 He must not be getting any of my letters. 102 00:10:58,335 --> 00:11:00,434 It's Thomas Wayne, mom. 103 00:11:00,837 --> 00:11:03,456 - He is a busy man. - Oh, please. 104 00:11:03,668 --> 00:11:05,654 I worked for that family for years. 105 00:11:06,046 --> 00:11:07,836 The least he could do is write back. 106 00:11:09,643 --> 00:11:12,528 Here, all worked up. Eat. 107 00:11:12,636 --> 00:11:14,974 - You need to eat. - You need to eat. 108 00:11:15,830 --> 00:11:17,713 How skinny you are. 109 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:26,516 He will make a great mayor. Everybody says so. 110 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:29,413 Oh, yeah? Everybody who? 111 00:11:29,616 --> 00:11:32,986 - Who do you talk to? - Well, everybody on the news. 112 00:11:33,479 --> 00:11:35,528 He is the only one who could save the city. 113 00:11:35,997 --> 00:11:37,569 He owes it to us. 114 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:41,971 Come, sit. It's starting. 115 00:11:41,996 --> 00:11:43,911 Oh, my! 116 00:11:44,546 --> 00:11:48,050 From NCB studios in Gotham city! 117 00:11:48,146 --> 00:11:51,085 It's Live with Murray Franklin! 118 00:11:52,218 --> 00:11:54,840 Tonight Murray welcomes, Sandra Winger, 119 00:11:54,864 --> 00:12:00,150 comedian Skip Byron and the piano styling of Yeldon & Chantel! 120 00:12:00,288 --> 00:12:02,665 Joining Murray as always, 121 00:12:02,690 --> 00:12:05,100 Ellis Drane and his Jazz Orchestra. 122 00:12:05,118 --> 00:12:08,028 And now, without further ado, 123 00:12:08,053 --> 00:12:11,368 Murray Franklin! 124 00:12:23,324 --> 00:12:24,581 Thank you. 125 00:12:26,388 --> 00:12:27,878 Thank you. 126 00:12:28,042 --> 00:12:30,184 We've got a great looking audience today. 127 00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,282 - Yeah! - Murray! 128 00:12:32,307 --> 00:12:34,309 Wow. Thank you. Thank you. 129 00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:35,378 Thank you. 130 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:40,055 So, everybody's heard about the super rats stutter in Gotham now, right? 131 00:12:41,306 --> 00:12:44,569 Well, today, the mayor said he has a solution. 132 00:12:44,684 --> 00:12:46,197 You ready for this? 133 00:12:46,305 --> 00:12:47,836 Super cats. 134 00:12:51,669 --> 00:12:54,753 - But no, serious it is, I mean these guys are... - I love you, Murray! 135 00:12:56,850 --> 00:12:58,062 I love you, too. 136 00:12:59,999 --> 00:13:01,929 Hey, Bobby, will you put the lights on? 137 00:13:02,512 --> 00:13:04,187 Who is that? Was that you? 138 00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:05,603 You wanna stand up, please? 139 00:13:05,695 --> 00:13:07,392 Stand. Stand up for me. 140 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,156 There. 141 00:13:13,847 --> 00:13:15,241 What's your name? 142 00:13:16,131 --> 00:13:18,228 Hi, Murray. Arthur. 143 00:13:18,313 --> 00:13:19,804 - Arthur? - My name is Arthur. 144 00:13:19,814 --> 00:13:22,738 Ah, okay, well, there is something special about you, Arthur. I could tell. 145 00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:25,535 - Where are you from? - I live right here in the city. 146 00:13:25,863 --> 00:13:27,183 With my m... mother. 147 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:31,315 Okay, hold on. Hold on. There is nothing funny about that. 148 00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:34,013 I lived with my mother before I made it. Just me and her. 149 00:13:34,162 --> 00:13:36,726 I'm that kid who's father went out for a pack of cigarettes. 150 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:38,577 And he never came back. 151 00:13:39,447 --> 00:13:41,126 I know what that's like, Murray. 152 00:13:41,503 --> 00:13:43,968 I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. 153 00:13:44,298 --> 00:13:45,869 I take good care of my mother. 154 00:13:50,824 --> 00:13:53,585 All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. 155 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,798 She does. 156 00:13:55,191 --> 00:13:58,801 She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. 157 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,833 She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter. 158 00:14:06,108 --> 00:14:07,305 Wow! 159 00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:12,730 I like that. I like that a lot! Come on down. 160 00:14:12,755 --> 00:14:14,893 Come on! For that, you've got to come down. 161 00:14:15,569 --> 00:14:17,149 Come on! Come on! 162 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,041 Come on! 163 00:14:40,926 --> 00:14:42,477 Okay, we've got a big show tonight. 164 00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:44,606 Stay tuned. We will be right back. 165 00:14:45,645 --> 00:14:47,380 That was great, Arthur. Thank you. 166 00:14:47,405 --> 00:14:50,117 I mean, I loved hearing what you had to say, it made my day. 167 00:14:50,604 --> 00:14:51,780 Thanks, Murray. 168 00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:55,208 You see all this, the lights, the show, the audience, all that stuff? 169 00:14:55,263 --> 00:14:57,852 I'd give it all up in a heartbeat to have a kid like you. 170 00:15:39,304 --> 00:15:40,779 You're such a jerk. 171 00:15:40,804 --> 00:15:43,247 - What's up, ladies? - Hey, Randall. What's up? 172 00:15:43,247 --> 00:15:45,545 Another day in chuckle town. 173 00:15:49,517 --> 00:15:50,895 You okay? 174 00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:54,563 I heard about the beat-down you took. 175 00:15:55,576 --> 00:15:56,923 Fucking savages. 176 00:15:58,071 --> 00:16:01,137 It was just a bunch of kids. I should've left them alone. 177 00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:03,779 No, they'll take everything from here if you do that. 178 00:16:04,023 --> 00:16:07,072 All the crazy shit out there? They're animals. 179 00:16:12,344 --> 00:16:13,567 You know what? 180 00:16:18,574 --> 00:16:19,880 Here. 181 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,406 What is it? 182 00:16:23,102 --> 00:16:24,111 Take it. 183 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,035 It's for you. 184 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,357 You gotta protect yourself out there, 185 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,723 otherwise you're gonna get fucked. 186 00:16:36,474 --> 00:16:37,702 Randall. 187 00:16:39,047 --> 00:16:41,462 I'm not supposed to have a gun. 188 00:16:43,301 --> 00:16:46,444 Don't sweat it, Art. No one has to know. 189 00:16:46,737 --> 00:16:48,991 And you can pay me back some other time. 190 00:16:49,302 --> 00:16:50,665 You know you're my boy. 191 00:16:52,526 --> 00:16:56,222 Arthur... Hoyt wants to see you in his office. 192 00:16:56,247 --> 00:16:58,794 Hey, Gary, you know what I've always wondered? 193 00:16:58,846 --> 00:16:59,932 No idea. 194 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:03,678 Do you people call it miniature golf, or is it just golf to you? 195 00:17:09,165 --> 00:17:11,577 Punch him in the dick, Gary. 196 00:17:28,309 --> 00:17:29,639 Hello, Hoyt. 197 00:17:30,037 --> 00:17:32,360 Gary said you wanted to see me? 198 00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,660 How's the comedy career? You're a famous stand-up yet? 199 00:17:35,865 --> 00:17:36,951 Not quite. 200 00:17:37,195 --> 00:17:38,937 Just been working on my material. 201 00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:40,962 No, don't sit. This will be quick. 202 00:17:41,214 --> 00:17:43,520 Look. I like you, Arthur. 203 00:17:43,545 --> 00:17:46,235 You know, lot of the guys here think you're a freak, but I like you. 204 00:17:47,048 --> 00:17:48,601 I don't even know why I like you. 205 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,659 But I got another complaint. 206 00:17:51,536 --> 00:17:54,276 And it's starting to piss me off. Kenny's Music. 207 00:17:54,321 --> 00:17:56,359 The guy said you disappeared. 208 00:17:56,722 --> 00:17:58,375 Never even returned his sign. 209 00:17:58,965 --> 00:18:00,732 Because I got jumped. 210 00:18:01,085 --> 00:18:02,393 Didn't you hear? 211 00:18:02,785 --> 00:18:04,156 For a sign? 212 00:18:04,466 --> 00:18:06,847 It's bullshit. It doesn't make sense, 213 00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:08,822 just give him his sign back. 214 00:18:09,144 --> 00:18:11,404 He's going out of business for God's sake, Arthur. 215 00:18:11,763 --> 00:18:13,452 Why would I keep that sign? 216 00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:16,116 How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything? 217 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,352 If you don't return the sign, 218 00:18:19,718 --> 00:18:21,775 I got to take it out of your pay check. 219 00:18:22,772 --> 00:18:24,264 Are we clear? 220 00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:28,723 Listen, I'm trying to help you. Okay? 221 00:18:28,748 --> 00:18:30,218 Now I tell you something else. 222 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,399 The other guys, they don't feel comfortable around you, Arthur. 223 00:18:33,837 --> 00:18:35,966 Because people think you're weird, okay? 224 00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:38,245 And I can't have that around me. 225 00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:40,272 I want it... I want it to work out... 226 00:19:29,024 --> 00:19:31,984 Wait, wait, wait! Wait! 227 00:19:34,178 --> 00:19:35,834 Thank you. 228 00:19:57,319 --> 00:19:59,665 This building is so awful, isn't it? 229 00:20:01,655 --> 00:20:04,305 This building is so awful, right, mommy? 230 00:20:04,445 --> 00:20:06,731 Yeah, sweetie. I hear you, GiGi. 231 00:20:06,779 --> 00:20:09,476 It's so awful, mommy. 232 00:20:10,838 --> 00:20:12,691 Right, mommy? 233 00:20:19,098 --> 00:20:20,967 - It's fine. - This building's so awful, isn't it? 234 00:20:27,802 --> 00:20:28,811 Hey. 235 00:20:35,106 --> 00:20:36,115 Come on. 236 00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:57,871 Head up. 237 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,528 Maybe the mailman is throwing them away. 238 00:21:00,723 --> 00:21:03,635 Mom, why are these letters so important to you? 239 00:21:04,449 --> 00:21:06,833 - What do you think he's gonna do? - He's gonna help us. 240 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,769 You worked for them, what? 241 00:21:10,599 --> 00:21:12,083 30 years ago? 242 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,669 Why would he help us? 243 00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:16,535 Because Thomas Wayne is a good man. 244 00:21:17,739 --> 00:21:19,719 If he knew how we were living, 245 00:21:20,469 --> 00:21:23,190 if he saw this place, it would make him sick. 246 00:21:25,047 --> 00:21:26,949 I can't explain it to you any better than that. 247 00:21:29,507 --> 00:21:31,415 I don't want you worrying about money. 248 00:21:32,581 --> 00:21:33,716 Or me. 249 00:21:34,199 --> 00:21:37,860 Everybody's telling me that my stand-up is ready for the big clubs. 250 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,785 But, Happy, what makes you think you could do that? 251 00:21:42,227 --> 00:21:43,916 - What do you mean? - I mean... 252 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,000 don't you have to be funny to be a comedian? 253 00:22:51,741 --> 00:22:53,516 Hey, what's your name? 254 00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:55,300 Arthur. 255 00:22:56,069 --> 00:22:57,078 Hey, Arthur. 256 00:22:57,431 --> 00:22:59,142 You're a really good dancer. 257 00:23:00,035 --> 00:23:01,445 I know. 258 00:23:01,470 --> 00:23:02,962 And who is not? 259 00:23:03,128 --> 00:23:04,458 Him. 260 00:23:09,299 --> 00:23:11,418 Happy! What was that? Are you okay? 261 00:23:11,443 --> 00:23:12,742 Mom, what? 262 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,850 That noise! Did you hear that noise? 263 00:23:14,876 --> 00:23:17,296 I'm... I'm watching an old war movie! 264 00:23:17,321 --> 00:23:19,073 Turn it down! 265 00:23:24,547 --> 00:23:25,946 It's hard, mom. 266 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,848 It's nice to see these couples are at my show. 267 00:24:51,895 --> 00:24:54,044 I have a wife, we love to role play. 268 00:24:54,570 --> 00:24:56,697 Yes. Yes, very sexy. 269 00:24:57,058 --> 00:24:58,647 My favorite one right now is... 270 00:24:58,741 --> 00:25:02,995 professor and senior who really needs to pass my class to graduate. 271 00:25:04,274 --> 00:25:05,283 Yes. 272 00:25:07,017 --> 00:25:08,333 So I tell you how I operate. 273 00:25:08,441 --> 00:25:11,040 I'm a professor at a prestigious New England university. 274 00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:16,390 And my wife is a senior in my intro to western civ. 275 00:25:18,638 --> 00:25:21,880 I know, I know, why is she... why is she a senior in intro? 276 00:25:22,024 --> 00:25:23,632 I didn't buy it either. 277 00:25:23,966 --> 00:25:26,598 So she comes to me during my office hours, 278 00:25:26,896 --> 00:25:28,512 Monday and Wednesday 3:00 to 5:00, 279 00:25:28,537 --> 00:25:30,406 and she says, - excuse me, professor Lewis. 280 00:25:30,986 --> 00:25:34,336 I can't use my real last name at this collage 'cause they don't hire Jews. 281 00:25:36,393 --> 00:25:39,479 Something I'll address once I have a tenure, but for now. 282 00:25:40,870 --> 00:25:42,454 She says, - excuse me professor Lewis. 283 00:25:42,479 --> 00:25:45,073 I think I might be in danger of failing intro to western civ. 284 00:25:45,098 --> 00:25:47,729 And I just want you to know I'm willing to do anything to pass. 285 00:25:48,561 --> 00:25:52,078 I said "anything?", and she says "Aah". 286 00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,274 Oh. Hey. 287 00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:01,428 Hey. 288 00:27:01,905 --> 00:27:03,633 Were you following me today? 289 00:27:06,972 --> 00:27:08,282 Yeah. 290 00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:11,988 I thought that was you. 291 00:27:13,409 --> 00:27:15,504 I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. 292 00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:18,883 I have a gun. 293 00:27:19,231 --> 00:27:20,470 I'll come by tomorrow. 294 00:27:23,950 --> 00:27:25,412 You're so funny, Arthur. 295 00:27:28,012 --> 00:27:29,332 Yeah... 296 00:27:29,475 --> 00:27:31,812 You know, I... I do stand-up comedy. 297 00:27:31,945 --> 00:27:34,540 You should maybe come and see a show sometime. 298 00:27:35,276 --> 00:27:36,285 I could do that. 299 00:27:36,849 --> 00:27:37,858 Yeah? 300 00:27:38,162 --> 00:27:39,857 Yeah. You let me know when? 301 00:27:39,878 --> 00:27:40,887 Yeah. 302 00:27:47,578 --> 00:27:51,152 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, wiggle your ears ♪ 303 00:27:52,249 --> 00:27:55,563 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, wiggle your ears ♪ 304 00:27:56,847 --> 00:28:01,324 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪  and you feel it, well, just show it ♪ 305 00:28:01,465 --> 00:28:05,435 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ wiggle your ears ♪ 306 00:28:06,041 --> 00:28:09,545 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ stomp your feet ♪ 307 00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:14,120 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ stomp your feet ♪ 308 00:28:15,213 --> 00:28:19,782 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ and you feel it, well, just show it ♪ 309 00:28:19,807 --> 00:28:23,974 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet ♪ 310 00:28:24,214 --> 00:28:28,366 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ shout "Hooray" ♪ 311 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:32,628 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ shout "Hooray" ♪ 312 00:28:33,518 --> 00:28:36,611 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ and you feel it... ♪ 313 00:28:38,732 --> 00:28:40,484 Hoyt, please. 314 00:28:40,938 --> 00:28:42,270 I love this job. 315 00:28:42,376 --> 00:28:46,888 Arthur, I need to know why you brought a gun into a kids hospital. 316 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,718 It's a part. It's part of my act now. 317 00:28:49,965 --> 00:28:51,704 That's bullshit! Bullshit! 318 00:28:51,983 --> 00:28:54,173 What kind of a clown carries a fucking gun? 319 00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:58,864 Besides, Randall told me you tried to buy a .38 off him last week. 320 00:28:59,390 --> 00:29:01,649 - Randall told you that? - You 're fuck up, Arthur. 321 00:29:02,197 --> 00:29:03,536 And a liar. 322 00:29:03,685 --> 00:29:05,102 You're fired! 323 00:29:37,127 --> 00:29:39,974 I'm telling you, she wanted my number. We should have just stayed. 324 00:29:39,999 --> 00:29:42,797 You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested... at all. 325 00:29:42,888 --> 00:29:45,344 Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing!? 326 00:29:45,369 --> 00:29:46,211 She was in love, bro. 327 00:29:46,236 --> 00:29:48,015 She couldn't wait to get away from you. 328 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,813 Ryan. Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw. 329 00:29:51,970 --> 00:29:54,316 Hey. You want some french fries? 330 00:29:57,298 --> 00:29:59,164 Hello...? 331 00:29:59,604 --> 00:30:02,727 - I'm talking to you. Hey. - No, thank you. 332 00:30:05,962 --> 00:30:07,386 You sure? 333 00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:10,316 They're really good. 334 00:30:12,827 --> 00:30:15,711 Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you. 335 00:30:41,898 --> 00:30:43,905 Is something funny, asshole? 336 00:30:47,742 --> 00:30:49,195 Bitch! 337 00:30:57,079 --> 00:31:00,188 ♪ Isn't it rich? ♪ 338 00:31:00,565 --> 00:31:03,295 ♪ Are we a pair? ♪ 339 00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:08,386 ♪ Me here, at last on the ground ♪ 340 00:31:08,411 --> 00:31:11,445 ♪ You in mid-air ♪ 341 00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:14,803 ♪ Send in the clowns. ♪ 342 00:31:18,657 --> 00:31:20,751 ♪ Isn't it bliss? ♪ 343 00:31:21,688 --> 00:31:23,774 ♪ Don't you approve? ♪ 344 00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:24,930 Please. Don't. 345 00:31:24,955 --> 00:31:29,528 ♪ One who keeps tearing around, ♪ ♪ One who can't move. ♪ 346 00:31:29,751 --> 00:31:32,770 ♪ Where are the clowns? ♪ 347 00:31:32,897 --> 00:31:36,978 ♪ There ought to be clowns. ♪ 348 00:31:47,244 --> 00:31:50,382 So, buddy, tell us. What's so fucking funny? 349 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:51,944 Nothing. I... 350 00:31:55,672 --> 00:31:57,617 I have a... I have a condition. 351 00:31:57,712 --> 00:32:00,000 I'll tell you what you have, asshole. 352 00:32:06,975 --> 00:32:10,119 We've got a kicker, huh? Hey, hold him steady, hold him steady. 353 00:32:12,511 --> 00:32:14,349 Stay down, freak! 354 00:32:29,045 --> 00:32:31,876 No! No! 355 00:32:33,137 --> 00:32:34,708 Hey! Help! Help! 356 00:32:58,564 --> 00:33:00,423 Hey! 357 00:33:07,090 --> 00:33:08,968 Stay clear of the closing doors. 358 00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:43,799 I read it was a guy in a full make-up. 359 00:36:43,870 --> 00:36:46,546 No, it says right here it was a mask. 360 00:36:46,553 --> 00:36:48,742 Either way, I think it's good for business. 361 00:36:48,899 --> 00:36:50,837 They got clowns in front of every newspaper. 362 00:36:51,290 --> 00:36:53,771 - Big man, what's the good word? - Hey. 363 00:36:56,836 --> 00:36:59,228 Hey, Arthur. I heard what happened. 364 00:36:59,338 --> 00:37:00,479 Sorry, mate. 365 00:37:00,933 --> 00:37:03,532 Yeah, it doesn't seem fair, 366 00:37:03,802 --> 00:37:05,648 you get fired like that. 367 00:37:06,501 --> 00:37:09,151 Did you really bring a gun to the children's hospital, Arty? 368 00:37:10,341 --> 00:37:11,758 What the fuck would you do that for? 369 00:37:12,046 --> 00:37:13,430 Is that part of your new act, Arthur? 370 00:37:13,455 --> 00:37:15,978 If your dancing doesn't do the trick, you just gonna shoot yourself? 371 00:37:17,686 --> 00:37:19,610 Why don't you ask Randall about it? 372 00:37:20,031 --> 00:37:21,352 It was his gun. 373 00:37:21,634 --> 00:37:24,425 - What? - I still owe you for that, don't I? 374 00:37:24,614 --> 00:37:26,439 What the fuck are you talking about? 375 00:37:26,635 --> 00:37:29,130 Stop talking outta your ass, Art! 376 00:37:33,767 --> 00:37:35,454 Oh, no! 377 00:37:36,662 --> 00:37:38,251 I forgot to punch out. 378 00:38:08,367 --> 00:38:12,149 And as our city tries to make sense of the brutal 379 00:38:12,149 --> 00:38:14,296 triple murder on the subway last week. 380 00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:16,157 We're joined by Thomas Wayne. 381 00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:18,681 - Happy, look. Thomas Wayne's on TV. - He has a personnel connection 382 00:38:18,736 --> 00:38:20,162 - Yes, mother. - this tragedy. 383 00:38:20,162 --> 00:38:21,216 Thanks for having me on show. 384 00:38:21,517 --> 00:38:24,066 They're asking him about those horrible subway murders. 385 00:38:24,361 --> 00:38:27,614 Thank you, Thomas. I know this is a difficult time for you. 386 00:38:27,662 --> 00:38:29,000 - Why him? - These young men all were... 387 00:38:29,413 --> 00:38:31,313 Looks like his compaign. 388 00:38:31,564 --> 00:38:33,758 Yes, all three of them worked for Wayne investments. 389 00:38:34,034 --> 00:38:35,669 Good, decent, educated, 390 00:38:35,818 --> 00:38:38,781 although, I didn't know any of them personally. 391 00:38:40,017 --> 00:38:43,973 Like all the Wayne employees, past and present, they were family. 392 00:38:44,161 --> 00:38:45,725 You hear that! I told you. We're family. 393 00:38:45,751 --> 00:38:49,985 There now seems to be a a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city. 394 00:38:49,888 --> 00:38:54,277 It's almost as if our less fortunate residents are taken the side of the killer. 395 00:38:54,232 --> 00:38:55,646 Yes and it's a shame. 396 00:38:56,022 --> 00:38:58,727 It's one of the reasons why I'm considering a run for mayor. 397 00:38:59,526 --> 00:39:01,089 Gotham has lost its way. 398 00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:05,891 What about the eyewitness report of the suspect being a man in a clown mask? 399 00:39:06,696 --> 00:39:08,352 Well, it makes total sense to me. 400 00:39:08,985 --> 00:39:11,433 What kind of a coward would do something that cold-blooded? 401 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:13,287 Someone who hides behind a mask. 402 00:39:13,646 --> 00:39:18,229 Someone who is envious of those more fortunate than themselves, 403 00:39:19,254 --> 00:39:21,803 yet they're too scared to show their own face. 404 00:39:22,202 --> 00:39:24,680 And until all those kind of people change for the better.. 405 00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:29,043 those of us who've made something of our lives, 406 00:39:29,069 --> 00:39:30,670 will always look at those who haven't 407 00:39:31,374 --> 00:39:33,115 as nothing but clowns. 408 00:39:35,355 --> 00:39:37,937 Thomas Wayne, thank you for coming in this morning. 409 00:39:37,962 --> 00:39:39,356 It's not funny. 410 00:40:00,930 --> 00:40:03,326 I heard this song on the radio the other day. 411 00:40:05,893 --> 00:40:07,513 And the guy was singing, 412 00:40:08,052 --> 00:40:10,171 that his name was Carnival. 413 00:40:11,094 --> 00:40:13,549 - Arthur. - It's just crazy, 414 00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:18,493 because that's my clown name. At work. 415 00:40:20,048 --> 00:40:22,060 But until a while ago 416 00:40:23,818 --> 00:40:25,993 it was like nobody ever saw me. 417 00:40:28,273 --> 00:40:30,449 Even I didn't know if I really existed. 418 00:40:31,049 --> 00:40:32,988 Arthur, I have some bad news for you. 419 00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:38,343 You don't listen, do you? 420 00:40:39,886 --> 00:40:41,577 I don't think you ever 421 00:40:42,381 --> 00:40:43,970 really hear me. 422 00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:47,713 You just ask the same questions every week: 423 00:40:48,094 --> 00:40:49,272 "How was your job?" 424 00:40:49,272 --> 00:40:51,135 "Are you having any negative thoughts?" 425 00:40:52,391 --> 00:40:55,370 All I have are negative thoughts. 426 00:40:56,152 --> 00:40:58,404 But you don't listen. Anyway, 427 00:40:59,202 --> 00:41:00,210 I said, 428 00:41:00,688 --> 00:41:02,269 for my whole life 429 00:41:02,768 --> 00:41:05,758 I didn't know if I even really existed. 430 00:41:07,504 --> 00:41:08,843 But I do. 431 00:41:10,507 --> 00:41:13,762 And people are starting to notice. 432 00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:17,749 They've cut our funding. 433 00:41:17,768 --> 00:41:19,694 We're closing down our offices next week. 434 00:41:21,225 --> 00:41:24,816 The city's cut funding across the board, social services is part of that. 435 00:41:25,174 --> 00:41:27,199 This is the last time we will be meeting. 436 00:41:28,318 --> 00:41:29,327 Okay. 437 00:41:33,643 --> 00:41:35,902 They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. 438 00:41:37,944 --> 00:41:40,900 And they really don't give a shit about people like me, either. 439 00:41:44,765 --> 00:41:45,774 Oh, fuck. 440 00:41:54,215 --> 00:41:56,506 How am I supposed to get my medication now? 441 00:41:59,822 --> 00:42:01,353 Who do I talk to? 442 00:42:03,810 --> 00:42:05,908 I'm sorry, Arthur. 443 00:42:08,235 --> 00:42:11,924 I think, uh... I think most women look at sex like buying a car. 444 00:42:12,631 --> 00:42:15,310 You know, like, "can I see myself in this long term?" 445 00:42:15,309 --> 00:42:18,441 Is it safe. Is it reliable? 446 00:42:19,043 --> 00:42:21,211 Could it kill me? 447 00:42:21,236 --> 00:42:24,834 Most guys look at sex like parking a car. We're like "there's a spot". 448 00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:28,489 "There is another spot, that would work." 449 00:42:28,514 --> 00:42:31,154 "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." 450 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:35,557 "Handicapped? Hope no one sees us." 451 00:42:38,254 --> 00:42:40,841 Alright that's my time. Thank you very much, guys. 452 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,833 One more time, ya' all. 453 00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:53,161 Alright, this next comic describes himself as a lifelong Gotham resident 454 00:42:53,186 --> 00:42:55,788 who from a young age was always told that: 455 00:42:55,813 --> 00:43:00,357 "his purpose in life was to bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world." 456 00:43:01,291 --> 00:43:02,383 Umm.. okay. 457 00:43:02,839 --> 00:43:06,204 Please help me welcome Arthur Fleck, ya' all. Arthur Fleck. 458 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,944 Hello, it's good to be here... 459 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,121 I hate... 460 00:43:57,242 --> 00:43:59,305 I... I hated 461 00:43:59,414 --> 00:44:01,351 school as a kid. 462 00:44:16,506 --> 00:44:20,036 I hated school as a... as a kid. 463 00:44:22,469 --> 00:44:24,156 But my mother would always say, - 464 00:44:24,181 --> 00:44:28,405 "you should enjoy it. One day you'll have to work for a living." 465 00:44:29,359 --> 00:44:32,824 "No I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian!" 466 00:44:45,018 --> 00:44:46,440 Here is one. 467 00:44:47,650 --> 00:44:51,005 You know, I was just thinking the other day, 468 00:44:51,279 --> 00:44:53,723 why are the rich people so... 469 00:45:33,288 --> 00:45:35,106 Do you believe that shit? 470 00:45:35,839 --> 00:45:37,591 Fuck 'em! 471 00:45:39,295 --> 00:45:42,134 I think the guy that did it is a hero. 472 00:45:44,228 --> 00:45:48,686 Three less pricks in Gotham city, only a million more to go. 473 00:46:18,090 --> 00:46:19,799 I know what you're gonna be thinking. 474 00:46:19,999 --> 00:46:22,879 And buddy, as always thanks for the laughs. 475 00:46:22,879 --> 00:46:25,632 Sure, will see you again. You will be here, right? I hope. 476 00:46:27,245 --> 00:46:29,858 Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson, 477 00:46:30,006 --> 00:46:33,848 Grieg Gordon, and animal expert Hugh Little. 478 00:46:34,597 --> 00:46:36,021 Thanks for watching. 479 00:46:36,098 --> 00:46:38,161 Good night. And always remember 480 00:46:38,428 --> 00:46:39,914 "That's Life". 481 00:46:44,187 --> 00:46:45,661 That's life. 482 00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:53,498 Mom, time to wake up. We go to bed. 483 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,738 No, Happy. 484 00:47:01,404 --> 00:47:03,194 I wrote him a new letter. 485 00:47:03,234 --> 00:47:05,210 Come on, dance with me. 486 00:47:05,839 --> 00:47:08,466 For Thomas Wayne. That's important. 487 00:47:17,045 --> 00:47:19,080 You smell like cologne. 488 00:47:19,347 --> 00:47:21,584 Because I just had a big date. 489 00:47:26,273 --> 00:47:28,718 Just don't forget to mail it. 490 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,351 You're gonna kill me! You're gonna give me a hard time! 491 00:49:04,376 --> 00:49:07,165 - I won't give you a... - No! No! 492 00:49:07,795 --> 00:49:10,728 I'm not talking to you until you stop being angry! 493 00:49:10,808 --> 00:49:12,113 Okay. 494 00:49:12,373 --> 00:49:13,382 Okay. 495 00:49:17,862 --> 00:49:19,457 I'm not angry, mom. 496 00:49:20,272 --> 00:49:21,783 I'm not angry. 497 00:49:22,696 --> 00:49:23,705 Please. 498 00:49:25,002 --> 00:49:28,108 Mom, is this real? 499 00:49:31,377 --> 00:49:34,052 He is an extraordinary man, Happy. 500 00:49:34,856 --> 00:49:36,816 He is a very powerful man. 501 00:49:38,834 --> 00:49:40,016 We were in love. 502 00:49:41,827 --> 00:49:45,458 He said it was best if we would not be together because of appearances. 503 00:49:48,590 --> 00:49:51,872 And I couldn't tell anyone because, 504 00:49:52,845 --> 00:49:53,853 well, 505 00:49:54,416 --> 00:49:56,238 I signed some papers. 506 00:49:57,148 --> 00:50:00,854 And besides, you can imagine what people would say about 507 00:50:01,183 --> 00:50:02,893 Thomas and me and... 508 00:50:04,842 --> 00:50:06,673 what they'd say about you. 509 00:50:10,457 --> 00:50:12,593 What would they say, mom? 510 00:52:45,862 --> 00:52:47,053 Hi. 511 00:52:50,004 --> 00:52:51,754 What's your name? 512 00:52:52,607 --> 00:52:54,267 I'm Bruce. 513 00:52:55,161 --> 00:52:56,556 Bruce. 514 00:52:58,131 --> 00:52:59,579 I'm Arthur. 515 00:53:21,586 --> 00:53:23,232 That's better. 516 00:53:24,220 --> 00:53:26,811 Bruce! Bruce! 517 00:53:27,534 --> 00:53:30,336 - Get away from that man. - It's okay. I'm a good guy. 518 00:53:30,487 --> 00:53:32,120 What are you doing? Who are you? 519 00:53:32,331 --> 00:53:33,867 I'm here to see Mr. Wayne. 520 00:53:34,224 --> 00:53:36,600 Well, you shouldn't be speaking to his son. 521 00:53:38,116 --> 00:53:40,987 - Where did you get him these flowers? - No, they're not real. 522 00:53:42,435 --> 00:53:44,106 It's... magic. 523 00:53:44,873 --> 00:53:48,102 - I was just trying to make him smile. - Well, It's not funny, is it? 524 00:53:49,262 --> 00:53:50,676 Do I need to call the police? 525 00:53:50,716 --> 00:53:52,188 No, please. 526 00:53:53,336 --> 00:53:55,098 My mother's name is Penny. 527 00:53:55,284 --> 00:53:56,641 Penny Fleck. 528 00:53:57,014 --> 00:53:58,360 She used to work here years ago. 529 00:53:58,385 --> 00:54:00,307 Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him? 530 00:54:01,691 --> 00:54:03,195 You're her son? 531 00:54:03,286 --> 00:54:04,896 Yeah. 532 00:54:04,936 --> 00:54:06,445 Did you know her? 533 00:54:10,168 --> 00:54:12,076 I know about the two of them. 534 00:54:13,084 --> 00:54:14,755 She told me everything. 535 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,110 There's nothing to know. 536 00:54:20,365 --> 00:54:22,166 There is no "them". 537 00:54:22,994 --> 00:54:24,593 Your mother was delusional. 538 00:54:26,006 --> 00:54:28,062 - She was a sick woman. - Don't 539 00:54:28,071 --> 00:54:29,238 say that. 540 00:54:30,597 --> 00:54:32,407 Just go. 541 00:54:33,185 --> 00:54:35,414 Before you make a fool of yourself. 542 00:54:37,244 --> 00:54:40,236 - Thomas Wayne is my farther. 543 00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:46,337 He left me! 544 00:54:48,685 --> 00:54:50,200 Let go! 545 00:55:16,185 --> 00:55:18,419 Keep your respiration's around 15. 546 00:55:18,444 --> 00:55:20,819 Slow, there're some stairs coming up. 547 00:55:20,844 --> 00:55:22,667 Mom? 548 00:55:24,064 --> 00:55:25,357 - What happened? - Who are you? 549 00:55:25,357 --> 00:55:27,098 - I'm her son. - Oh, great. 550 00:55:27,123 --> 00:55:28,944 - What happened? - You can probably help us out to decide. 551 00:55:28,969 --> 00:55:31,355 - We don't know what happened yet. - Hop in the back of the ambulance. 552 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,532 Come on. We have one more left. 553 00:55:33,699 --> 00:55:35,976 I'm getting a little resistence here. Come on, give her a lift. 554 00:55:36,931 --> 00:55:38,131 Position her head. 555 00:55:38,214 --> 00:55:39,826 Lift. 556 00:55:46,565 --> 00:55:47,313 Excuse me, sir. 557 00:55:47,807 --> 00:55:49,996 - Does your mother take any medications? - No. 558 00:55:50,021 --> 00:55:51,389 - Excuse me, I can't hear you. - No. 559 00:55:51,414 --> 00:55:53,868 - Sir, what was the last time you spoke to her? - I don't know. 560 00:56:39,103 --> 00:56:40,112 Mr. Fleck. 561 00:56:41,407 --> 00:56:43,389 Sorry to bother you. I'm detective Garrity. 562 00:56:43,414 --> 00:56:45,457 This is my partner detective Burke. 563 00:56:46,044 --> 00:56:48,679 We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home. 564 00:56:48,874 --> 00:56:51,762 So... we spoke with your mother. 565 00:56:53,528 --> 00:56:54,537 Oh. 566 00:56:55,858 --> 00:56:57,270 What did you say to her? 567 00:56:57,297 --> 00:56:58,970 - Did you do this? - What? 568 00:56:58,995 --> 00:56:59,528 No. 569 00:56:59,528 --> 00:57:01,767 No, no. No, we just asked her some questions. 570 00:57:02,231 --> 00:57:03,654 And she got hysterical.. 571 00:57:03,905 --> 00:57:05,376 Hyperventilating, 572 00:57:05,899 --> 00:57:07,060 then collapsed and hit her head pretty hard. 573 00:57:07,084 --> 00:57:09,415 Yeah, the doctor said she had a stroke. 574 00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:11,282 We're sorry to hear about that. 575 00:57:12,355 --> 00:57:15,026 But like I said, I still has some questions for you. 576 00:57:15,373 --> 00:57:17,889 They're about the subway killings that happened last week. 577 00:57:17,914 --> 00:57:20,128 - You've heard about them, right? - Yeah. 578 00:57:20,714 --> 00:57:22,757 - It's horrible. - Right. 579 00:57:23,953 --> 00:57:27,112 So with spoke with your boss over at... Ha-Ha's. 580 00:57:27,330 --> 00:57:30,906 He said you were fired for bringing a gun into the children's hospital. 581 00:57:32,390 --> 00:57:34,005 - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop. 582 00:57:34,425 --> 00:57:35,844 It was part of my act. 583 00:57:36,349 --> 00:57:37,886 I'm a party clown. 584 00:57:37,952 --> 00:57:40,056 Alright, so why were you fired? 585 00:57:43,208 --> 00:57:45,475 They said I wasn't funny enough. 586 00:57:45,536 --> 00:57:47,025 Can you imagine that? 587 00:57:47,608 --> 00:57:48,906 If you don't mind, 588 00:57:50,162 --> 00:57:52,000 I have to go and take care of my mother. 589 00:57:52,509 --> 00:57:55,371 Your boss also gave us one of your cards. 590 00:57:57,059 --> 00:57:59,462 This condition of yours, laughing. 591 00:58:00,297 --> 00:58:03,057 Is it real, or some sort of a clown thing? 592 00:58:03,929 --> 00:58:06,431 - "A clown thing?" - Yeah. 593 00:58:06,776 --> 00:58:09,098 I mean, part of your act? 594 00:58:11,442 --> 00:58:12,651 What do you think? 595 00:58:18,814 --> 00:58:20,605 It's exit only. 596 00:58:43,942 --> 00:58:46,128 She's gonna be okay. 597 00:58:50,033 --> 00:58:52,556 I'll get a coffee. 598 00:58:52,850 --> 00:58:54,622 - You want one? - Yeah. 599 00:59:08,676 --> 00:59:11,609 So, the other night I told my youngest son, Billy, 600 00:59:11,634 --> 00:59:14,237 you know, the new one, the... not so bright one, 601 00:59:15,018 --> 00:59:18,033 I... I told him the garbage strike is still going on, Billy,.. 602 00:59:18,058 --> 00:59:20,044 and he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, 603 00:59:20,069 --> 00:59:22,304 "So where are we gonna get all our garbage from?". 604 00:59:29,504 --> 00:59:30,513 And finally, 605 00:59:30,851 --> 00:59:33,360 in a world where everyone thinks they could do my job, 606 00:59:33,407 --> 00:59:36,841 we got this video tape from Pogo's comedy club right here in Gotham. 607 00:59:36,982 --> 00:59:40,969 Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, it'll somehow make you funny. 608 00:59:41,494 --> 00:59:42,752 Check out this joker. 609 00:59:47,741 --> 00:59:48,531 Oh, no! 610 00:59:48,610 --> 00:59:52,192 I hated school as a kid. 611 00:59:53,106 --> 00:59:55,373 But my mother would always say, 612 00:59:56,272 --> 01:00:00,128 "You know, you should enjoy it. One day you'll have to work for a living." 613 01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:04,718 "No I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian!" 614 01:00:10,411 --> 01:00:14,121 You should have listened to your mother. 615 01:00:14,799 --> 01:00:16,559 And one more. One more, Bobby. 616 01:00:17,329 --> 01:00:19,317 Uh... let's see one more. I love this guy. 617 01:00:20,823 --> 01:00:21,986 It's funny. 618 01:00:22,380 --> 01:00:24,000 When I was a little boy 619 01:00:24,460 --> 01:00:27,133 and told people I was gonna be a comedian, 620 01:00:27,521 --> 01:00:29,273 everyone laughed at me. 621 01:00:29,710 --> 01:00:31,668 Well, no one's laughing now. 622 01:00:36,060 --> 01:00:37,658 You can say that again, pal. 623 01:00:43,739 --> 01:00:44,689 Alright, 624 01:00:44,714 --> 01:00:46,722 - We've got a great show for you tonight. - Sure. 625 01:00:46,747 --> 01:00:49,889 here actress Joan Mulligan, 626 01:00:49,967 --> 01:00:53,830 and new music from Melruban and the stiff. 627 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,054 As tensions mount around the metro area 628 01:01:02,270 --> 01:01:05,659 mayor Stokes has pleaded for cooler heads to prevail. 629 01:01:05,850 --> 01:01:07,852 City services has been affected 630 01:01:07,877 --> 01:01:12,559 and some businesses have decided to remain closed amid the unrest. 631 01:01:12,585 --> 01:01:15,351 Chuck Stevens filed this report. 632 01:01:15,411 --> 01:01:18,260 The anger and resentment that's been building in the city for weeks 633 01:01:18,285 --> 01:01:20,093 seem close to exploding. 634 01:01:20,118 --> 01:01:23,375 Protesters, many dressed as clowns, took the streets today 635 01:01:23,463 --> 01:01:26,918 in one of the several demonstrations taking on the city's elite, 636 01:01:26,980 --> 01:01:30,864 including a massive rally outside the Wayne home. 637 01:01:32,497 --> 01:01:33,921 What's the point of all this? 638 01:01:34,014 --> 01:01:35,982 Fuck the rich! Fuck Mr. Wayne. 639 01:01:36,007 --> 01:01:37,525 That's what this all fucking thing was about. 640 01:01:37,713 --> 01:01:39,707 Fuck all this system! 641 01:01:39,809 --> 01:01:43,739 Wayne, who recently announced his running for mayor will be attending the benefit. 642 01:01:44,022 --> 01:01:47,079 You might remember, it was Thomas Wayne who first referred to 643 01:01:47,105 --> 01:01:50,130 many of Gotam's residents as "clowns". 644 01:01:50,411 --> 01:01:53,180 Today, he offered little in way of an apology. 645 01:01:53,766 --> 01:01:56,459 Well, what I will say is, there's something wrong with those people. 646 01:01:56,484 --> 01:01:58,898 And I'm here to help them. I'm gonna lift them out of poverty, 647 01:01:58,923 --> 01:02:01,424 help make they're lives better. That's why I'm running. 648 01:02:01,427 --> 01:02:04,490 They may not realize it, but I'm their only hope. 649 01:02:20,095 --> 01:02:22,455 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 650 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,919 - Down with Wayne! - Down with Wayne! 651 01:02:58,749 --> 01:03:00,366 - Down with Wayne! - Down with Wayne! 652 01:05:06,839 --> 01:05:08,530 Can I help you, pal? 653 01:05:10,261 --> 01:05:11,890 I don't know what to say. 654 01:05:15,439 --> 01:05:16,967 Do you want an autograph or something? 655 01:05:17,839 --> 01:05:19,388 No. 656 01:05:24,892 --> 01:05:26,560 My name is Arthur. 657 01:05:28,029 --> 01:05:29,820 Penny Fleck is my mother. 658 01:05:31,031 --> 01:05:32,241 Jesus. 659 01:05:33,082 --> 01:05:34,762 You're the guy that came to my house yesterday? 660 01:05:36,229 --> 01:05:37,629 Yes. 661 01:05:38,036 --> 01:05:39,853 I'm sorry I just showed up. 662 01:05:40,022 --> 01:05:41,780 Well, my mother told me everything. 663 01:05:41,907 --> 01:05:43,495 And I had to talk to you, 664 01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:45,382 - you know? - Look, pal, I'm not your father. 665 01:05:45,496 --> 01:05:47,402 I mean, what's wrong with you? 666 01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:50,630 Look at us. 667 01:05:52,353 --> 01:05:55,601 - I think you are. - Well, that's impossible. 668 01:05:55,981 --> 01:05:58,340 Because you were adopted and I never slept with your mother. 669 01:05:58,365 --> 01:06:00,018 What do you want from me, money? 670 01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:01,128 No. I don't want. 671 01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:03,889 - I wasn't adopted. - Jesus. She never told you? 672 01:06:04,741 --> 01:06:06,365 Told me what? 673 01:06:07,391 --> 01:06:09,409 Your mother adopted you while she was working for us. 674 01:06:09,433 --> 01:06:11,755 That's not true. Why are you saying that? 675 01:06:11,755 --> 01:06:14,349 Because she was arrested and committed to Arkham State Hospital 676 01:06:14,373 --> 01:06:15,823 when you were just a little boy. 677 01:06:15,882 --> 01:06:17,241 Why are you saying this? 678 01:06:17,399 --> 01:06:20,648 I don't need you to tell me lies. I know it seems strange. 679 01:06:20,683 --> 01:06:22,226 I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. 680 01:06:22,251 --> 01:06:24,187 I don't why everyone is so rude, 681 01:06:24,211 --> 01:06:26,920 and I don't why you are, I don't want anything from you. 682 01:06:26,945 --> 01:06:29,446 Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug dad! 683 01:06:29,471 --> 01:06:31,344 How much as a little bit of fucking decency? 684 01:06:31,369 --> 01:06:32,832 What is it with you people?! 685 01:06:33,001 --> 01:06:35,038 Did you see the way suffer my mother? 686 01:06:35,191 --> 01:06:37,330 - She's crazy. - She's... huh-huh! 687 01:06:46,242 --> 01:06:48,445 - You think this is funny? - Yeah... huh-huh! 688 01:06:48,958 --> 01:06:50,867 Dad, it's me! 689 01:06:51,063 --> 01:06:52,118 Come on... huh... huh! 690 01:06:54,795 --> 01:06:57,260 You touch my son again, I'll fucking kill you! 691 01:07:18,261 --> 01:07:21,060 Hello, Mr. Fleck. This is detective Garrity. 692 01:07:21,085 --> 01:07:23,382 We met the other night at the Gotham General. 693 01:07:23,547 --> 01:07:25,978 My partner and I had a few more questions for you. 694 01:07:26,003 --> 01:07:29,032 We stopped by your apartment today, but you weren't at home. 695 01:07:29,057 --> 01:07:31,286 Please, give me a call when you've heard this message. 696 01:07:31,311 --> 01:07:33,193 Again, this is detective Garrity. 697 01:07:33,218 --> 01:07:37,244 My number is 212... 99. 698 01:08:19,524 --> 01:08:21,717 Uh, this message is for Arthur Fleck. 699 01:08:21,742 --> 01:08:25,581 My name is Shirley Woods, I work on the Murray Franklin show. 700 01:08:25,706 --> 01:08:26,980 I don't know if you're aware, 701 01:08:27,005 --> 01:08:29,921 but Murray played a clip of your stand-up on the show recently 702 01:08:29,946 --> 01:08:32,994 and we've gotten an amazing response from our viewers. 703 01:08:33,104 --> 01:08:35,576 And Mr. Murray asked me to give you a call and see if you're... 704 01:08:39,823 --> 01:08:40,832 Who is this? 705 01:08:41,382 --> 01:08:43,290 Oh. Hi, this is Shirley Woods. 706 01:08:43,315 --> 01:08:46,034 I'm the show-booker from Live With Murray Franklin. 707 01:08:46,059 --> 01:08:47,773 Is this Arthur? 708 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:50,169 Yes. 709 01:08:50,287 --> 01:08:52,212 Hi, Arthur. Well, and as I was saying, 710 01:08:52,237 --> 01:08:55,944 we've gotten a lot of calls about your clip, amazing responses. 711 01:08:56,364 --> 01:08:58,447 And, Murray asked if I would reach out to you 712 01:08:58,472 --> 01:09:00,373 to see if you would come on as his guest. 713 01:09:05,669 --> 01:09:08,343 Murray wants me to come on the Murray Franklin show? 714 01:09:08,924 --> 01:09:10,468 Yeah. Isn't that great? 715 01:09:10,493 --> 01:09:13,135 He'd love to talk to you, maybe do some of your act. 716 01:09:14,418 --> 01:09:16,013 Does that sound good to you? 717 01:09:20,822 --> 01:09:22,325 Yeah, that's sounds great. 718 01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:24,991 Can we set up a date right now? 719 01:09:25,090 --> 01:09:26,799 Are you available next Thursday? 720 01:10:20,268 --> 01:10:21,276 Hey. 721 01:10:21,909 --> 01:10:23,263 Wooh. Man. 722 01:10:23,297 --> 01:10:24,785 Sorry about that, my man. 723 01:10:25,017 --> 01:10:27,428 All our records that are 10 years or older are stored in the basement 724 01:10:27,453 --> 01:10:30,546 and you're talking about something' 30 years ago, so. 725 01:10:31,674 --> 01:10:33,763 Can I ask you a question? 726 01:10:33,924 --> 01:10:34,933 Sure. 727 01:10:35,668 --> 01:10:39,047 How does someone wind up in here? 728 01:10:40,549 --> 01:10:41,717 Have they all... 729 01:10:42,043 --> 01:10:44,023 all the people committed crimes? 730 01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:47,303 Oh, yeah. Some have. 731 01:10:47,683 --> 01:10:51,468 Some are just crazy and pose a danger to themselves or others. 732 01:10:52,056 --> 01:10:53,622 Some just got nowhere else to go. 733 01:10:54,105 --> 01:10:55,718 Don't know what to do, you know? 734 01:10:55,887 --> 01:10:58,881 - Yeah, I hear you, brother. 735 01:10:59,865 --> 01:11:02,188 Sometimes, I don't know what to do. 736 01:11:04,130 --> 01:11:07,008 Last time I ended up taking it out on some people. 737 01:11:08,275 --> 01:11:11,418 I thought it was gonna bother me but, it really hasn't. 738 01:11:13,334 --> 01:11:14,343 What's that? 739 01:11:15,373 --> 01:11:16,749 I fucked up. 740 01:11:17,390 --> 01:11:19,990 I've done some bad shit. 741 01:11:20,699 --> 01:11:21,708 Um... 742 01:11:22,154 --> 01:11:23,980 You know what I'm talking about. 743 01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:26,331 It's so hard just to try and be 744 01:11:27,557 --> 01:11:29,809 happy all the time. 745 01:11:31,190 --> 01:11:33,398 Hey, um, listen, man... 746 01:11:33,973 --> 01:11:35,664 I'm just an administrative assistant. 747 01:11:35,689 --> 01:11:38,438 Like a clerk, you know. All I do is file paperwork, 748 01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:41,281 I don't know what to tell you, 749 01:11:41,707 --> 01:11:43,037 but you should see somebody. 750 01:11:44,404 --> 01:11:45,843 They have programs, 751 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,436 city services, stuff like that. 752 01:11:48,518 --> 01:11:49,727 Oh, yeah. 753 01:11:49,934 --> 01:11:51,623 They cut all those. 754 01:11:56,509 --> 01:11:58,090 All right. Here it is. 755 01:11:58,175 --> 01:12:01,140 Fleck. Penny Fleck. I see. 756 01:12:01,315 --> 01:12:05,115 Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner... 757 01:12:06,439 --> 01:12:08,049 Oh, the patient suffers from 758 01:12:08,833 --> 01:12:10,598 delusional psychosis 759 01:12:10,654 --> 01:12:14,025 and narcissistic personality disorder... hm. 760 01:12:14,637 --> 01:12:16,898 Was found guilty of endangering the welfare 761 01:12:16,923 --> 01:12:19,845 of her own child... 762 01:12:27,897 --> 01:12:28,967 What? 763 01:12:32,268 --> 01:12:33,849 You said she's your mother? 764 01:12:40,032 --> 01:12:43,630 I'm sorry, man. Like I said, I can't release these records, you know, 765 01:12:43,655 --> 01:12:47,142 without the proper forms. I... I could get in trouble. 766 01:12:48,332 --> 01:12:51,285 Look, if you wanna bring your mom in here to sign, that would be much easier, 767 01:12:51,310 --> 01:12:53,898 but, I can't... I can't let this go without a signature, okay? 768 01:12:54,555 --> 01:12:56,041 I'm sorry. 769 01:12:59,681 --> 01:13:00,808 No, man! 770 01:13:02,429 --> 01:13:04,610 Come on, man! Give it to me! 771 01:13:05,376 --> 01:13:07,267 Hey! Hey! 772 01:14:06,811 --> 01:14:08,966 We went over this, Penny. 773 01:14:09,110 --> 01:14:10,526 You adopted him. 774 01:14:10,690 --> 01:14:12,526 We have all the paperwork right here. 775 01:14:12,986 --> 01:14:14,399 That's not true. 776 01:14:15,625 --> 01:14:17,913 Thomas had them all made up, 777 01:14:18,117 --> 01:14:20,161 so it stayed our secret. 778 01:14:22,338 --> 01:14:24,207 You also stood by 779 01:14:25,355 --> 01:14:27,936 as one of your boyfriends repeatedly abused 780 01:14:28,724 --> 01:14:30,462 your adopted son 781 01:14:31,722 --> 01:14:33,151 and battered you. 782 01:14:52,097 --> 01:14:53,480 Penny, 783 01:14:54,373 --> 01:14:57,375 your son was found tied to a radiator 784 01:14:58,307 --> 01:14:59,933 in your filthy apartment, 785 01:15:00,675 --> 01:15:03,300 malnourished, with multiple bruises across his body 786 01:15:03,325 --> 01:15:05,419 and severe trauma to his head. 787 01:15:07,038 --> 01:15:09,111 I never heard him crying. 788 01:15:10,063 --> 01:15:13,079 He's always been such a happy little boy. 789 01:17:14,230 --> 01:17:16,370 Shh... it's time for bed. 790 01:17:19,773 --> 01:17:21,163 Oh, my god! 791 01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:23,141 What are you doing in here? 792 01:17:25,773 --> 01:17:27,435 You're in the wrong apartment. 793 01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:35,664 Your name is Arthur, right? 794 01:17:36,418 --> 01:17:37,882 You live down the hall. 795 01:17:40,823 --> 01:17:42,633 I really need you to leave. 796 01:17:46,785 --> 01:17:49,072 My little girl is sleeping in the other room. 797 01:17:54,174 --> 01:17:56,041 Please. 798 01:17:58,602 --> 01:18:00,434 I've had a bad day. 799 01:18:03,304 --> 01:18:05,507 Can I call someone? Is your mother home? 800 01:19:54,174 --> 01:19:55,506 Hi, Penny. 801 01:19:57,838 --> 01:19:59,550 Penny Fleck. 802 01:20:07,253 --> 01:20:09,068 I always hated that name. 803 01:20:12,504 --> 01:20:14,109 You know, you used to tell me 804 01:20:16,524 --> 01:20:17,892 that my laugh 805 01:20:18,002 --> 01:20:19,399 was a condition, 806 01:20:20,670 --> 01:20:22,709 that there are something wrong with me. 807 01:20:25,732 --> 01:20:27,186 There isn't. 808 01:20:29,613 --> 01:20:30,973 That's the real me. 809 01:20:31,739 --> 01:20:33,637 Ha... appy 810 01:20:35,424 --> 01:20:36,433 "Happy". 811 01:20:37,051 --> 01:20:38,498 Funny. 812 01:20:41,189 --> 01:20:42,736 I haven't been happy 813 01:20:43,649 --> 01:20:46,199 for one minute of my entire fucking life. 814 01:20:52,939 --> 01:20:54,709 You know what's funny? 815 01:20:57,178 --> 01:20:59,067 You know what really makes me laugh? 816 01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:03,896 I used to think that my life was a tragedy, 817 01:21:05,170 --> 01:21:07,159 but now I realize 818 01:21:07,162 --> 01:21:08,809 that's a fucking comedy. 819 01:22:20,848 --> 01:22:22,342 A very fine actor. 820 01:22:22,367 --> 01:22:24,976 He's got a new movie called 'American Playboy', 821 01:22:25,149 --> 01:22:28,525 opening this week across the country. Will you please welcome 822 01:22:28,550 --> 01:22:31,250 a good friend of the show, Mr. Ethan Chase. 823 01:22:50,885 --> 01:22:52,934 Good to see you, Ethan. You looking great. 824 01:22:52,959 --> 01:22:54,483 Thank you very much. You look good yourself. 825 01:22:54,508 --> 01:22:55,517 Ah, can't complain. 826 01:22:56,096 --> 01:22:58,330 Hi, Murray, Thank so much for having... 827 01:22:59,762 --> 01:23:00,770 Hey, Murray. 828 01:23:00,981 --> 01:23:02,928 Thank you so much for having me on the show. 829 01:23:03,561 --> 01:23:05,370 It's been a lifetime dream of mine. 830 01:23:07,733 --> 01:23:09,062 I'm nervous right now. 831 01:23:10,824 --> 01:23:12,234 - What? - I am. 832 01:23:12,828 --> 01:23:14,472 Hey, Murray. I've been a... 833 01:23:14,900 --> 01:23:15,909 That's... 834 01:23:28,441 --> 01:23:30,102 I'm sorry, what's that? 835 01:23:30,925 --> 01:23:32,898 Oh, that's really funny, Murray. 836 01:23:34,108 --> 01:23:36,095 You know, I'm also a comedian. 837 01:23:36,368 --> 01:23:37,958 Would you like to hear a joke? 838 01:23:38,777 --> 01:23:40,807 Yeah? All of you? 839 01:23:41,944 --> 01:23:43,327 Okay. 840 01:23:45,634 --> 01:23:47,924 Knock. Knock-knock. 841 01:24:01,477 --> 01:24:02,883 Knock-knock. 842 01:24:24,429 --> 01:24:27,512 ♪ - That's life ♪ ♪ - (that's life) ♪ 843 01:24:27,537 --> 01:24:30,262 ♪ That's what ♪ ♪ all the people say ♪ 844 01:24:31,796 --> 01:24:34,544 ♪ You're riding high in April ♪ 845 01:24:34,989 --> 01:24:37,269 ♪ Shot down in May ♪ 846 01:24:37,476 --> 01:24:41,793 ♪ But I know I'm gonna ♪ ♪ change that tune ♪ 847 01:24:43,621 --> 01:24:48,258 ♪ When I'm back on top, ♪ ♪ back on top in June ♪ 848 01:24:48,950 --> 01:24:53,462 ♪ - I said, that's life ♪ ♪ - (that's life) ♪ 849 01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:56,113 ♪ And as funny as it may seem ♪ 850 01:24:57,331 --> 01:24:59,795 ♪ Some people get their kicks ♪ 851 01:25:00,323 --> 01:25:02,429 ♪ Stompin' on a dream ♪ 852 01:25:03,469 --> 01:25:06,954 ♪ But I don't let it, ♪ ♪ let it get me down ♪ 853 01:25:08,919 --> 01:25:13,471 ♪ 'Cause this fine old world ♪ ♪ it keeps spinnin' around ♪ 854 01:25:14,383 --> 01:25:17,696 ♪ I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate ♪ 855 01:25:17,817 --> 01:25:21,081 ♪ A poet, a pawn and a king ♪ 856 01:25:21,392 --> 01:25:25,078 ♪ I've been up and down ♪ ♪ and over and out ♪ 857 01:25:25,267 --> 01:25:27,542 ♪ And I know one thing ♪ 858 01:25:27,567 --> 01:25:31,200 ♪ Each time I find myself ♪ 859 01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:33,596 ♪ Flat on my face ♪ 860 01:25:33,900 --> 01:25:40,163 ♪ I pick myself up and get back in the race ♪ 861 01:25:40,197 --> 01:25:42,950 ♪ - That's life ♪ ♪ - (that's life) ♪ 862 01:25:42,975 --> 01:25:45,328 ♪ I tell ya, I can't deny it ♪ 863 01:25:47,690 --> 01:25:49,749 ♪ I thought of quitting, baby ♪ 864 01:25:50,602 --> 01:25:52,879 ♪ But my heart just ain't gonna buy it ♪ 865 01:25:53,106 --> 01:25:57,712 ♪ And if I didn't think ♪ ♪ it was worth one single try ♪ 866 01:26:00,590 --> 01:26:01,902 Coming! 867 01:26:01,994 --> 01:26:05,247 ♪ I'd jump right on ♪ ♪ a big bird and then I'd fly ♪ 868 01:26:12,631 --> 01:26:13,944 Hey, Arthur. 869 01:26:14,303 --> 01:26:15,554 How's it going? 870 01:26:16,127 --> 01:26:17,343 Oh, hi, guys. 871 01:26:18,012 --> 01:26:19,268 Come on in. 872 01:26:19,987 --> 01:26:21,562 Did you, uh, get a new gig? 873 01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:22,649 No. 874 01:26:23,296 --> 01:26:25,940 Oh, you must be going down to that rally at City Hall. 875 01:26:26,302 --> 01:26:28,155 I hear It's gonna be nuts. 876 01:26:28,256 --> 01:26:29,733 Is it today? 877 01:26:30,625 --> 01:26:31,642 Yeah. 878 01:26:32,515 --> 01:26:34,050 What's with the make-up, then? 879 01:26:35,325 --> 01:26:36,876 My mom died. 880 01:26:36,903 --> 01:26:38,203 I'm celebrating. 881 01:26:38,831 --> 01:26:42,146 Right. Uh.. we heard. That's... That's why we came by. Figured... 882 01:26:42,420 --> 01:26:44,419 uh, you could use some cheering up. 883 01:26:44,419 --> 01:26:45,767 Oh, that's sweet. 884 01:26:46,085 --> 01:26:47,768 But, no. 885 01:26:47,937 --> 01:26:49,297 I feel good. 886 01:26:49,654 --> 01:26:51,306 I stopped taking my medication. 887 01:26:51,664 --> 01:26:53,183 I feel lot better now. 888 01:26:55,145 --> 01:26:56,510 Oh, okay. 889 01:26:56,677 --> 01:26:57,867 Well, good for you. 890 01:27:00,907 --> 01:27:03,939 So, hey, listen. Uh, I don't know if you're heard, but.. 891 01:27:04,030 --> 01:27:06,678 The cops had been calling around the shop 892 01:27:06,905 --> 01:27:08,983 talking all the guys about 893 01:27:09,347 --> 01:27:11,668 those subway murders. 894 01:27:11,693 --> 01:27:13,285 They didn't talk to me. 895 01:27:14,367 --> 01:27:16,984 That's because the suspect was a regular sized person. 896 01:27:17,504 --> 01:27:19,658 If it was a fucking midget you'd be in jail right now. 897 01:27:25,554 --> 01:27:27,151 Anyway, um... 898 01:27:27,439 --> 01:27:29,133 Hoyt said that, um... 899 01:27:29,290 --> 01:27:31,000 they talked to you and 900 01:27:31,184 --> 01:27:32,541 now they're looking for me... 901 01:27:32,647 --> 01:27:34,123 I just want to know what you said. 902 01:27:34,182 --> 01:27:35,878 Make sure our stories line up, 903 01:27:35,950 --> 01:27:37,496 - seeing as, um... - Yeah. 904 01:27:37,521 --> 01:27:39,031 - You're my boy and, uh - Yeah, 905 01:27:39,056 --> 01:27:40,585 - it makes lot of sense, - you know what I mean? 906 01:27:40,610 --> 01:27:42,225 Thank you, Randall. Thank you so much. 907 01:27:42,250 --> 01:27:43,898 - I just wanna... - Oh, fuck! 908 01:27:49,107 --> 01:27:50,308 Oh, god! 909 01:27:50,881 --> 01:27:51,926 No! 910 01:27:53,455 --> 01:27:54,836 What? 911 01:27:55,909 --> 01:27:57,182 No! 912 01:28:04,730 --> 01:28:06,601 Why would you do that? 913 01:28:27,034 --> 01:28:28,808 Do you watch Murray Franklin show? 914 01:28:29,317 --> 01:28:30,326 Yeah. 915 01:28:31,977 --> 01:28:33,251 I'll be on it tonight. 916 01:28:38,061 --> 01:28:39,713 It's fucking crazy 'innit? 917 01:28:39,961 --> 01:28:41,314 Me on a telly. 918 01:28:43,633 --> 01:28:45,258 What the fuck, Arthur? 919 01:28:45,775 --> 01:28:46,784 What? 920 01:28:47,035 --> 01:28:48,044 What? 921 01:28:54,109 --> 01:28:55,500 It's okay, Garry. 922 01:28:55,759 --> 01:28:57,201 You can go. 923 01:28:59,349 --> 01:29:00,753 I'm not gonna hurt you. 924 01:29:05,667 --> 01:29:07,864 Don't look. Just go. 925 01:29:19,636 --> 01:29:21,187 Oh, fuck. 926 01:29:26,239 --> 01:29:28,385 - H-Hey Arthur? - Yeah? 927 01:29:29,798 --> 01:29:32,072 Arthur, can you get... the lock? 928 01:29:32,097 --> 01:29:33,683 Oh! 929 01:29:35,127 --> 01:29:36,136 Shit. 930 01:29:36,638 --> 01:29:38,091 It's alright, Garry. 931 01:29:48,922 --> 01:29:50,374 - Garry? - Yeah? 932 01:29:53,387 --> 01:29:55,457 You're the only one that's ever been nice to me. 933 01:29:58,056 --> 01:29:59,949 Get out of here. 934 01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:30,094 Hey, Arthur! We need to talk! 935 01:31:31,767 --> 01:31:34,120 Hey, stop, Arthur! 936 01:31:39,063 --> 01:31:40,075 Arthur! 937 01:31:42,558 --> 01:31:44,300 - You fucking... - Hey, out of the way! 938 01:31:47,258 --> 01:31:48,511 Move! 939 01:31:50,503 --> 01:31:52,069 Arthur! 940 01:31:55,825 --> 01:31:57,369 - Hey! - Hey! 941 01:32:03,634 --> 01:32:05,100 Arthur, stop! 942 01:32:10,021 --> 01:32:11,299 Go! Go! 943 01:32:18,058 --> 01:32:20,124 Stand clear of the closing doors. 944 01:32:27,116 --> 01:32:28,183 Hold that train! 945 01:32:29,391 --> 01:32:30,458 Hold that train! 946 01:32:30,941 --> 01:32:31,941 Hold it! 947 01:32:31,959 --> 01:32:33,283 Open the fucking door! 948 01:32:33,956 --> 01:32:35,429 Get out! Get out! 949 01:32:36,283 --> 01:32:38,113 Next stop... 950 01:32:51,742 --> 01:32:54,444 - Hey, asshole! - Better watch it! 951 01:32:55,287 --> 01:32:57,164 Stand down! Now! 952 01:33:05,633 --> 01:33:07,720 Police! Stand down! 953 01:33:08,352 --> 01:33:10,179 Stand down! 954 01:33:13,835 --> 01:33:15,454 - Hey, what the fuck? - Oh! 955 01:33:26,027 --> 01:33:28,800 Stop fighting! Police! Police! 956 01:33:31,986 --> 01:33:34,348 Get down! Get the fuck down! 957 01:33:35,232 --> 01:33:38,424 Police, get down! Get the fuck down! 958 01:33:50,130 --> 01:33:51,548 What the...? 959 01:33:54,253 --> 01:33:55,489 Arthur! 960 01:33:56,298 --> 01:33:57,705 Hey! 961 01:33:58,657 --> 01:34:00,296 God, no! 962 01:34:49,864 --> 01:34:53,469 Two officer on the train were violently confronted by the crowd tonight 963 01:34:53,508 --> 01:34:56,614 and they're in serious but stable condition at Gotham Metropolitan. 964 01:34:57,165 --> 01:34:59,773 We're going live now to co-anchor Courtney Weathers 965 01:34:59,798 --> 01:35:01,888 who's standing by outside the Bedford park station 966 01:35:01,913 --> 01:35:03,807 near where the shooting took place. 967 01:35:04,032 --> 01:35:05,855 Courtney, what's the scene there? 968 01:35:11,175 --> 01:35:12,680 - Murray! - Hey, hey, hey! 969 01:35:12,706 --> 01:35:15,058 - It's "Mr. Franklin!". - Oh, come on, Gene. 970 01:35:15,083 --> 01:35:16,481 That's all bullshit. 971 01:35:17,447 --> 01:35:19,027 Thank you, Murray. 972 01:35:19,700 --> 01:35:21,254 I feel like I know you. 973 01:35:21,944 --> 01:35:23,616 I've been watching you forever. 974 01:35:24,141 --> 01:35:25,150 Thank you. 975 01:35:25,346 --> 01:35:26,675 What's with the face? 976 01:35:26,768 --> 01:35:28,300 That mean that you we're part of the protest? 977 01:35:28,325 --> 01:35:29,913 No. No. 978 01:35:29,983 --> 01:35:31,972 No, I don't believe in any of that. 979 01:35:32,398 --> 01:35:33,899 I don't believe in anything. 980 01:35:34,636 --> 01:35:36,126 I just thought it would be good for my act. 981 01:35:36,180 --> 01:35:38,511 For your act? Didn't you hear what happened on the subway? 982 01:35:38,536 --> 01:35:40,829 - Some clown got killed. - He's aware of that, yeah. 983 01:35:40,931 --> 01:35:42,534 No, I haven't heard. 984 01:35:42,749 --> 01:35:44,317 - Yeah? - You see, this is what I'm telling you. 985 01:35:44,342 --> 01:35:46,428 The audience is gonna go crazy if you put this guy on. 986 01:35:46,453 --> 01:35:48,681 Maybe... maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment. 987 01:35:48,706 --> 01:35:50,780 Gene, It's gonna work. It's gonna work. 988 01:35:51,836 --> 01:35:53,632 We're gonna go with it. 989 01:35:54,244 --> 01:35:55,253 Thank you, Murray. 990 01:35:55,375 --> 01:35:56,532 Couple of rules though: 991 01:35:56,696 --> 01:35:58,579 No cursing, no off-color material, 992 01:35:58,604 --> 01:36:01,575 - we do a clean show, okay? 993 01:36:02,162 --> 01:36:03,664 You go on right after Dr. Sally. 994 01:36:03,792 --> 01:36:05,755 - I love Dr. Sally. - Good! Good, good. 995 01:36:05,780 --> 01:36:07,638 - Well, someone will come and get you, okay? - Okay. 996 01:36:08,277 --> 01:36:09,317 Perfect. 997 01:36:09,418 --> 01:36:10,573 - Good luck. - Thanks, Murray. 998 01:36:10,597 --> 01:36:11,610 Okay. 999 01:36:11,811 --> 01:36:14,244 Hey, Murray... one small thing. 1000 01:36:14,642 --> 01:36:16,629 - Yeah? - When you bring me out 1001 01:36:17,117 --> 01:36:18,920 can you introduce me as "Joker"? 1002 01:36:19,361 --> 01:36:21,041 What's wrong with your real name? 1003 01:36:21,481 --> 01:36:23,651 That's what you called me on the show. 1004 01:36:23,882 --> 01:36:25,350 A Joker. 1005 01:36:25,406 --> 01:36:26,415 Do you remember? 1006 01:36:26,651 --> 01:36:28,363 - Did I? - Yeah, I don't know. 1007 01:36:28,539 --> 01:36:30,999 Well, if you say so, kid, you know, joker it is. 1008 01:36:31,080 --> 01:36:33,222 - It's good. - Thanks, Murray. 1009 01:36:55,052 --> 01:36:58,027 I would try it, you know, but I'm not sure my wife would let me do it. 1010 01:37:00,349 --> 01:37:02,117 Maybe my next wife. 1011 01:37:05,296 --> 01:37:07,249 You gotta see our next guest for yourself. 1012 01:37:07,274 --> 01:37:09,389 I'm pretty sure this guy can use a doctor. 1013 01:37:10,013 --> 01:37:12,163 Oh, does he have a sexual problem? 1014 01:37:12,188 --> 01:37:14,460 He looks like he's got a lot of problems. 1015 01:37:15,736 --> 01:37:18,389 Alright, Let's show that clip one last time. 1016 01:37:25,019 --> 01:37:28,882 I hated school as a kid. 1017 01:37:29,414 --> 01:37:31,777 But my mother would always say, 1018 01:37:32,674 --> 01:37:34,160 "You should enjoy it. 1019 01:37:34,310 --> 01:37:37,308 One day you'll have to work for a living." 1020 01:37:37,333 --> 01:37:40,837 "No I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian!" 1021 01:37:46,562 --> 01:37:47,563 Okay, 1022 01:37:50,214 --> 01:37:53,471 you may have seen that clip of our next guest. 1023 01:37:53,496 --> 01:37:55,976 Now, before he comes out, I just want to say 1024 01:37:56,001 --> 01:37:59,600 that we're all heartbroken about what's going on in the city tonight. 1025 01:37:59,757 --> 01:38:02,400 But, this is how he wanted to come out. 1026 01:38:02,426 --> 01:38:05,663 And, honestly, I think we could all use a good laugh. 1027 01:38:05,688 --> 01:38:07,996 So, please welcome "Joker". 1028 01:38:50,194 --> 01:38:52,373 Are you alright, doctor? 1029 01:38:55,050 --> 01:38:57,058 Well, that was... quite an interest. 1030 01:39:05,523 --> 01:39:06,676 You okay? 1031 01:39:08,711 --> 01:39:10,166 Oh, yeah. 1032 01:39:10,392 --> 01:39:13,028 This is exactly how I imagined it. 1033 01:39:15,051 --> 01:39:16,782 Well, that makes one of us. 1034 01:39:23,719 --> 01:39:25,872 So, can you tell us about this look? 1035 01:39:26,268 --> 01:39:27,838 When we spoke earlier, you mentioned 1036 01:39:27,863 --> 01:39:30,373 that this look is not a political statement, is that right? 1037 01:39:30,702 --> 01:39:32,413 That's right, Murray. I'm not political. 1038 01:39:32,751 --> 01:39:34,743 I'm just trying to make people laugh. 1039 01:39:35,402 --> 01:39:37,014 And how's that goin' for ya? 1040 01:39:44,120 --> 01:39:46,750 It's alright. It's alright. So, I know you're a comedian. 1041 01:39:47,162 --> 01:39:49,074 Have you been working on any new material? 1042 01:39:49,106 --> 01:39:50,381 You want to tell us a joke? 1043 01:39:55,670 --> 01:39:56,862 Yeah? 1044 01:39:58,947 --> 01:40:00,183 Okay. 1045 01:40:05,953 --> 01:40:07,697 He's got a book. 1046 01:40:08,481 --> 01:40:10,195 A book of jokes. 1047 01:40:19,619 --> 01:40:21,338 Take your time. We go all night. 1048 01:40:27,034 --> 01:40:29,434 Okay. Okay. Here's one. 1049 01:40:33,386 --> 01:40:35,024 Knock-knock. 1050 01:40:36,249 --> 01:40:37,838 And you had to look that up? 1051 01:40:44,105 --> 01:40:45,527 I wanted to get it right. 1052 01:40:47,750 --> 01:40:49,211 Knock-knock. 1053 01:40:49,501 --> 01:40:51,134 Who's there? 1054 01:40:52,371 --> 01:40:53,912 It's the Police, ma'am. 1055 01:40:53,927 --> 01:40:55,866 Your son has been hit by a drunk driver. 1056 01:40:55,953 --> 01:40:57,384 He's dead. 1057 01:40:59,890 --> 01:41:01,703 Oh, no, no, no! 1058 01:41:01,728 --> 01:41:03,767 No, you cannot joke about that. 1059 01:41:03,792 --> 01:41:05,846 Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur. 1060 01:41:05,871 --> 01:41:08,185 That's not the kind of humor we do on this show. 1061 01:41:08,838 --> 01:41:11,027 Okay, I'm s... Yeah, I'm sorry. 1062 01:41:11,324 --> 01:41:12,740 It's just, you know, 1063 01:41:13,287 --> 01:41:16,329 it's been a rough few weeks, Murray, 1064 01:41:17,213 --> 01:41:18,780 ever since I 1065 01:41:21,648 --> 01:41:23,930 killed those three wall-street guys. 1066 01:41:30,368 --> 01:41:32,133 Okay. I'm waiting for the punchline. 1067 01:41:33,785 --> 01:41:35,346 There is no punchline. 1068 01:41:36,869 --> 01:41:38,725 It's not a joke. 1069 01:41:44,205 --> 01:41:45,377 You're serious, aren't you? 1070 01:41:45,409 --> 01:41:47,771 You're telling us you killed those three young men on the subway? 1071 01:41:47,833 --> 01:41:50,669 - M-hm. - And why should we believe you? 1072 01:41:50,945 --> 01:41:52,597 I've got nothing left to lose. 1073 01:41:54,902 --> 01:41:56,540 Nothing can hurt me anymore. 1074 01:42:00,048 --> 01:42:02,785 My life is nothing but a comedy. 1075 01:42:06,183 --> 01:42:09,634 Let me get this straight, you think that killing those guys is funny? 1076 01:42:10,367 --> 01:42:11,673 I do. 1077 01:42:12,033 --> 01:42:14,319 And I'm tired of pretending it's not. 1078 01:42:14,839 --> 01:42:16,900 Comedy is subjective, Murray. 1079 01:42:17,201 --> 01:42:18,580 Isn't that what they say? 1080 01:42:19,038 --> 01:42:20,505 All of you, 1081 01:42:20,845 --> 01:42:23,309 the system that knows so much, 1082 01:42:23,747 --> 01:42:26,714 you decide what's right or wrong 1083 01:42:26,739 --> 01:42:30,763 the same way that you decide what's funny... 1084 01:42:30,985 --> 01:42:32,401 or not. 1085 01:42:32,758 --> 01:42:34,163 Get him off! 1086 01:42:34,345 --> 01:42:35,794 Well, okay, I... I think 1087 01:42:36,081 --> 01:42:38,178 I might understand that you 1088 01:42:38,574 --> 01:42:40,099 did this to start a movement, 1089 01:42:40,176 --> 01:42:42,236 to become a symbol. 1090 01:42:42,734 --> 01:42:44,387 Come on, Murray, 1091 01:42:44,430 --> 01:42:46,796 do I look like the kind of a clown that could start a movement? 1092 01:42:47,512 --> 01:42:49,799 I killed those guys because they were awful. 1093 01:42:50,680 --> 01:42:53,173 Everybody's awful these days. 1094 01:42:53,291 --> 01:42:55,210 It's enough to make anyone crazy. 1095 01:42:55,383 --> 01:42:58,075 Okay. So that's it, you're crazy. That's your defense 1096 01:42:58,100 --> 01:42:59,668 for killing three young men? 1097 01:43:00,302 --> 01:43:01,311 Nah. 1098 01:43:01,983 --> 01:43:05,252 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. 1099 01:43:07,100 --> 01:43:10,256 Oh! Why is everybody so upset about these guys? 1100 01:43:11,089 --> 01:43:14,585 If it was me dying on the side-walk, you'd walk right over me. 1101 01:43:14,632 --> 01:43:17,741 I pass you everyday and you don't notice me! but these guys, 1102 01:43:17,772 --> 01:43:20,935 what, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV? 1103 01:43:20,977 --> 01:43:23,815 Well, you have a problem with Thomas Wayne, too? 1104 01:43:23,815 --> 01:43:25,434 Yes, I do. 1105 01:43:26,184 --> 01:43:29,312 Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? 1106 01:43:29,640 --> 01:43:31,932 Do you ever actually leave the studio? 1107 01:43:33,074 --> 01:43:36,623 Everybody just yells and screams at each other. 1108 01:43:36,772 --> 01:43:38,726 Nobody's civil anymore! 1109 01:43:39,064 --> 01:43:42,388 Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. 1110 01:43:43,337 --> 01:43:45,221 You think men like Thomas Wayne 1111 01:43:45,316 --> 01:43:48,004 ever think what it's like to be someone like me? 1112 01:43:48,272 --> 01:43:50,812 To be somebody but themselves? They don't. 1113 01:43:51,158 --> 01:43:54,129 They think that we'll just sit there and take it 1114 01:43:54,247 --> 01:43:55,783 like good little boys! 1115 01:43:55,845 --> 01:43:58,168 That we won't werewolf and go wild. 1116 01:43:58,347 --> 01:43:59,562 You finished? 1117 01:43:59,873 --> 01:44:02,171 I mean, there is so much self-pity, Arthur. 1118 01:44:02,414 --> 01:44:05,435 You sound like you're making excuses for killing those young men. 1119 01:44:05,637 --> 01:44:08,810 Not everybody- and I'll tell you this- not everyone is awful. 1120 01:44:10,927 --> 01:44:13,282 - But you're awful, Murray. - Me? 1121 01:44:13,446 --> 01:44:15,830 I'm awful? Oh, yeah? How am I awful? 1122 01:44:18,350 --> 01:44:19,817 Playing my video, 1123 01:44:21,134 --> 01:44:22,750 inviting me on the show... 1124 01:44:24,199 --> 01:44:26,521 You just wanted to make fun of me. 1125 01:44:27,577 --> 01:44:29,517 You're just like the rest of 'em. 1126 01:44:29,633 --> 01:44:31,729 You don't know the first thing about me, pal. 1127 01:44:31,910 --> 01:44:34,328 Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to. 1128 01:44:34,696 --> 01:44:36,122 There are riots out there. 1129 01:44:36,247 --> 01:44:38,983 Two policemen are in critical condition and you're laughing. 1130 01:44:39,008 --> 01:44:41,418 You're laughing. Someone was killed today 1131 01:44:42,477 --> 01:44:43,993 because of what you did. 1132 01:44:44,018 --> 01:44:45,290 I know. 1133 01:44:48,051 --> 01:44:49,510 How about a another joke, Murray? 1134 01:44:49,535 --> 01:44:51,195 No, I think we got enough of your jokes. 1135 01:44:51,220 --> 01:44:52,783 - What do you get.. - I don't think so. 1136 01:44:52,808 --> 01:44:56,319 When you cross a mentally-ill loner with a society 1137 01:44:56,344 --> 01:44:58,692 that abandons him and treats him like trash? 1138 01:44:58,717 --> 01:44:59,870 Call the police, Gene. 1139 01:44:59,895 --> 01:45:01,264 - I'll tell you what you get. - Call the police! 1140 01:45:01,289 --> 01:45:03,031 You get what you fucking deserve! 1141 01:45:39,141 --> 01:45:41,765 Good night. And always remember. 1142 01:45:42,145 --> 01:45:44,237 That's... 1143 01:45:47,746 --> 01:45:49,107 Breaking news. 1144 01:45:49,257 --> 01:45:51,875 Popular TV talk show host Murray Franklin was 1145 01:45:51,900 --> 01:45:55,227 shot dead tonight on the live telecast of his program by one of his guests. 1146 01:45:55,252 --> 01:45:59,441 - -the man who was introduced by Franklin as "Joker" is currently under arrest... 1147 01:45:59,466 --> 01:46:02,964 - - The police led the suspect handcuffed out of the studio... 1148 01:46:02,989 --> 01:46:06,638 - when asking him what he did.. - merely just a punchline to a joke... 1149 01:46:06,663 --> 01:46:08,858 - Would you like another joke? - I don't think so. 1150 01:46:12,308 --> 01:46:15,812 with the society that abandons him and treats him like trash. 1151 01:46:20,159 --> 01:46:23,581 If it was me dying on the side-walk, you'd walk right over me! 1152 01:46:23,798 --> 01:46:26,215 To all of those who have been ignored by the system... 1153 01:46:26,240 --> 01:46:29,052 - -and as you can see, Gotham is burning... 1154 01:47:24,065 --> 01:47:26,363 Stop laughing you freak. This isn't funny. 1155 01:47:26,617 --> 01:47:29,216 We have the whole fucking city's on fire because of what you did. 1156 01:47:30,328 --> 01:47:34,185 All units, fire reported. North of ally. 1157 01:47:34,609 --> 01:47:36,216 I know. 1158 01:47:37,279 --> 01:47:39,322 Isn't it beautiful? 1159 01:49:22,266 --> 01:49:23,911 Let's go over there. 1160 01:49:41,667 --> 01:49:42,958 Hey, Wayne. 1161 01:49:43,833 --> 01:49:45,673 You get what you fucking deserve. 1162 01:49:45,698 --> 01:49:46,998 No, pal! 1163 01:50:27,366 --> 01:50:29,600 Joker! 1164 01:50:29,625 --> 01:50:31,863 Joker! 1165 01:53:10,926 --> 01:53:12,522 What's so funny? 1166 01:53:14,617 --> 01:53:16,169 I just think... 1167 01:53:16,900 --> 01:53:18,789 just thinking of this joke. 1168 01:53:37,773 --> 01:53:39,245 You wanna tell it to me? 1169 01:53:45,629 --> 01:53:47,292 You wouldn't get it. 1170 01:53:59,097 --> 01:54:00,499 ♪ ... That's life. ♪ 1171 01:54:00,524 --> 01:54:02,301 ♪ (that's life) ♪ 1172 01:54:02,726 --> 01:54:05,706 ♪ And as funny as it may seem ♪ 1173 01:54:06,675 --> 01:54:09,573 ♪ Some people get their kicks ♪ 1174 01:54:09,598 --> 01:54:11,949 ♪ Stompin' on a dream ♪ 1175 01:54:13,260 --> 01:54:16,731 ♪ But I don't let it, ♪ ♪ let it get me down ♪ 1176 01:54:18,656 --> 01:54:23,264 ♪ 'Cause this fine old world ♪ ♪ it keeps spinnin' around ♪ 1177 01:54:24,076 --> 01:54:27,423 ♪ I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate ♪ 1178 01:54:27,448 --> 01:54:30,591 ♪ A poet, a pawn and a king ♪ 1179 01:54:30,954 --> 01:54:34,857 ♪ I've been up and down and over and out ♪ 1180 01:54:34,882 --> 01:54:37,146 ♪ And I know one thing ♪ 1181 01:54:37,224 --> 01:54:42,821 ♪ Each time I find myself ♪ ♪ laying flat on my face ♪ 1182 01:54:43,591 --> 01:54:49,753 ♪ I just pick myself up and ♪ ♪ get back in the race ♪ 1183 01:54:49,893 --> 01:54:52,500 ♪ - That's life ♪ ♪ - (that's life) ♪ 1184 01:54:52,564 --> 01:54:56,308 ♪ That's life and I tell ya, ♪ ♪ I can't deny it ♪ 1185 01:54:57,087 --> 01:55:02,186 ♪ Many times I thought of cuttin' ♪ ♪ out but my heart won't buy it ♪ 1186 01:55:02,813 --> 01:55:07,213 ♪ But if there's nothing ♪ ♪ shakin' come here this July ♪ 1187 01:55:10,273 --> 01:55:21,384 ♪ I'm gonna roll myself up ♪ ♪ in a big ball and die ♪ 1188 01:55:24,797 --> 01:55:30,273 ♪ My, my ♪ 1189 01:55:31,171 --> 01:55:41,673 Subtitled By Nilnuwan ( With the help of Leaked Script) 88572

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