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QUENTIN: Previously on
The Magicians...
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(ALL SCREAMING)
(SHRIEKS)
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RICHARD: Kady!
No, no!
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Don't you...ing
touch her!
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Fine. I'll take
you first.
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(SCREAMING)
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(WHIMPERS)
(GROWLING)
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(WHIMPERS)
(RICHARD GROWLING)
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ELIOT: Now!
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Julia!
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QUENTIN: Move!
JULIA: Wait! (GRUNTS)
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I had Reynard.
I had The Beast.
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Man, fuck this.
We're out.
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The chain was the only thing
keeping my hands from...
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Sorry. Not my problem.
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Oh, shit.
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Do you know what
a Niff in is?
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It's when too much runs
through you. Consumes you.
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Only the magic is left.
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Hard to cast when
you're sliced in two.
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(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
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(GROANING)
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What is she doing?
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She can't,
she'll Niff in out.
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(GASPING)
QUENTIN: Alice, stop!
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(SHRIEKING)
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Let's finally finish this.
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I did it on purpose.
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Alice, don't.
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(GASPS)
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(GROWLS)
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MARGO: Five surgeries.
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ELIOT: He'll recover.
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I know we're being
serious right now,
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but that surgeon
has the biggest dick.
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Eliot, it's time we go.
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(INHALES)
Our kingdom awaits.
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PICKWICK: With The Beast dead,
there's a power vacuum in Fillory.
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MARGO: "Power vacuum."
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Hello. High King
and Queen right here.
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We, of course, recognize
your rule, but others...
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Everyone assumes
you'll be dead soon.
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Or you'll run away,
or vanish, or go mad.
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HELOISE: There are stirrings of
rebellion in the Southern Orchard,
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the Outer Islands.
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Refusal to pay
the Crown's taxes.
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You know who
loves paying taxes?
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People with broken legs.
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(ABIGAIL SQUEAKING)
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Abigail would remind you that
money cannot fill the Wellspring.
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Without it, Fillory withers.
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Okay, well,
we talked about this.
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When someone drops a log
at a public pool,
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you just send a kid
with a net to fish it out.
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The befouling was
substantial, Your Majesty.
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We've employed
several filtration systems,
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but the Wellspring isn't
recovering fast enough.
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If there was a royal appeal
to Ember himself...
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Okay, we can't find him.
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He's not in his temple
or his filthy sex cave.
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We need to devote
more resources...
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We're going to build a
monument to our fallen queen.
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A statue, I think.
A hundred feet high.
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Do you know what
that would cost?
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I don't care
how much it costs.
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I want designs drawn up
and funds funded.
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Immediately.
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Can you give us a moment?
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I said get the fuck out!
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So, that's the plan, huh?
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Blow all our cash on sappy
nonsense, bankrupt the kingdom?
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We have to do something.
Alice was our friend.
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No. She wasn't.
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Alice was a package deal.
She came with Quentin.
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Somebody skipped
her colonic this morning.
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For whatever stupid reason,
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you're the High King
of an entire land.
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You have to be
responsible, Eliot.
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Since when are you
Fillory Clinton?
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Since I'm me.
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My crown is
just as heavy as yours.
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You can leave
whenever you feel like it.
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You can go back
to Brakebills,
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you can do whatever
you goddamn want.
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I don't belong here,
I'm not ready to be a king.
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I wasn't done being me.
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It was so much simpler
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when there was just one
giant, evil dick trying to kill us.
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And now we're just...
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Grown-ups?
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How did this happen?
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I have an idea to help you.
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Like a loophole?
Mmm-hmm.
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You're gonna ironically
abandon me here to go find it?
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I'll be back. I promise.
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I know you...
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(SIGHS)
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Will.
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(SIGHS)
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(PERSON COUGHING)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
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(BABY CRYING)
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Hey.
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(GROANS)
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Kady.
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Hey.
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(GROANS)
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Kady, come on, okay?
I need your help.
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Let's go.
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(STOMPS FOOT)
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LIPSON: You haven't had any
other problems with your casting?
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I've had nothing
but problems.
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I thought it was
because of my hands,
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but it's getting
worse, not better.
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Huh.
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I've had a few brownouts,
you could call them.
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I mean, I thought
it was the Xanax, honestly.
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How many?
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Two a day,
if I can get them.
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Oh, you mean the brownouts.
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Four or five.
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Hmm.
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Yes.
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(THUDDING)
(GROANING)
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(PANTING)
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What happened?
(PANTING)
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I'm trying to get back here,
but my aim's been all off.
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Okay. All right. It seems
like more than your aim.
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Last three worlds I've been in
haven't had any fucking oxygen.
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(STAMMERING) And my fingers,
they just keep shorting me out.
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What happened?
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Did we kill The Beast?
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We did.
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(EXHALES)
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But, um, Quentin was
pretty banged up.
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Alice was hurt
a lot worse, Penny.
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(SIGHS) She died.
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Budget?
ELIOT: Citizen petitions.
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I want everyone
to stop wanting things.
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Great time
to ask for something.
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Your father makes knives for a
living and knows where I sleep.
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So... (CHUCKLES)
Ask away.
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I know I'm not
precisely the type
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you'd most likely choose,
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and I wasn't so experienced
when we were first together,
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but (LAUGHING)
you're so great at it.
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You're... You're huge
and it's so good.
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And Eliot, I don't know how
to politely ask you to fuck me.
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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Oh, look, Margo's here.
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You remember Lasaro?
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That creep who made
the Margolem?
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I twisted his arms
andlor balls a little,
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and he gave up the spell.
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Living clay
is hard to come by,
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but Fogg left his stash
so unprotected,
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it's like he wanted me
to steal it.
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So, I did.
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(INHALES)
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We're gonna make another you.
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Hey.
JULIA: I made you a sandwich.
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Half an hour ago.
Then I ate it.
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(SIGHS) I'm sorry.
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It's been a long time
since I've had a hot shower.
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How you feeling?
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(GROANS AND EXHALES)
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Better.
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Nap. Seeing you alive.
Magic methadone.
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Methadone. (CHUCKLES)
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Thanks. For all of it.
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So, uh, how'd you find me?
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After asking around a bit,
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I heard about a girl who was
doing miracles for a quick fix.
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I called it
"turning tricks."
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You think I'm
judging you, I'm not.
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No. No, I'm judging myself.
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You...
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You saved my life, and...
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You know, I thought
it would be okay to run.
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If I got the cavalry and I
came back to help you. But I...
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I just ran.
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I hid. (CHUCKLES)
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Yeah, well, there was nothing
you could've done then.
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But you can help me now.
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(GASPS) Oh, my God.
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(STAMMERING)
Julia, is that... Marina.
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She helped me bait a trap
for Reynard. He killed her.
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You freeze-dried her corpse?
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Alonso's
Reverse Thermogenesis.
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But look.
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She left this for a reason.
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A message, or a code. I
mean, at least, I thought that.
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No, no, I know exactly
what that is.
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That's a locator number.
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For a book in the
library at Brakebills.
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Be careful.
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(CHUCKLES) That's a
long drop for human legs.
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We would not want to see you
get hurt so soon after being rebuilt.
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Rebuilt?
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It's strange, I know.
But you'll get used to it.
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Is this a hospital?
Are you a doctor?
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You're at the Retreat.
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A few hours' gallop
north of Whitespire.
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I was a patient, years ago.
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The centaurs saved my life
when no one else could.
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Now I try to repay that debt
by serving them as a nurse.
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The centaurs?
Mmm.
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Horse people.
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Mmm-hmm.
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How long have I...
Three weeks.
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Your injuries were severe.
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Your friends were called away,
but they left that for you.
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We can start physical therapy
in the morning.
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ELIOT: "Dear Q, we buried
Alice today in the gardens,
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"where she'll always
be close by."
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(SOBS) "We left a box of
her things, if you ever wake up.
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"Please wake up.
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"Your benevolent overlord,
High King Eliot."
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(EXHALES)
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PENNY: (CLEARS THROAT) Hey.
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(SNIFFLES)
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Margo sent me here to
get my hands checked out.
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Look...
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It sucks about Alice.
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"Sucks"?
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That's the best
that you can do?
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I cared about her, too.
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For what, like, 10 minutes,
including foreplay?
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Are you mad at me because
I cared too much or too little?
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I'm mad 'cause you
fucked up the one thing
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that we were counting on
you for. You wanna blame me?
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It was your cacodemon
that killed her.
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That was not Alice.
Alice was gone.
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So you just
saved the day, huh?
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Can we just...
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Convalesce from our horrible
injuries separately, please?
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Nice to see you, too, man.
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Good day. My name is
Sawbones. I will be examining you.
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(SNIFFS) Ugh!
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Those are the most accursed
things I've ever smelled.
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They must be removed,
posthaste.
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(STRAINING)
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How did they become cursed?
Uh...
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Some guy, this valet-type-of-dude
at Chatwin's Torrent.
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The River Watcher.
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You know him?
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I'm sorry,
I... I can't help you.
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Dude, just chop them off
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or give me some magic
wooden shit, like you did Quentin.
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I'm a surgeon. I can't risk the
curse spreading to my own hands.
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The River Watcher... (EXHALES)
He's mercurial, and dangerous.
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00:13:45,913 --> 00:13:48,958
You erred greatly
in offending him, Penny.
253
00:13:50,751 --> 00:13:51,752
(PLOPPING)
254
00:13:52,461 --> 00:13:53,504
Did you...
255
00:13:53,587 --> 00:13:54,547
(PLOPPING CONTINUES)
256
00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:56,340
Are you shitting?
257
00:13:58,592 --> 00:13:59,635
You're welcome.
258
00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:02,596
(SIGHS)
259
00:14:04,181 --> 00:14:05,182
What was I saying?
260
00:14:07,435 --> 00:14:08,686
Me likey.
261
00:14:09,228 --> 00:14:11,480
You're thinking about
banging yourself, aren't you?
262
00:14:11,564 --> 00:14:12,523
Shh. Shh. Shh.
263
00:14:12,606 --> 00:14:18,029
No, no, doing your clone is
more like AP-level masturbation.
264
00:14:18,237 --> 00:14:20,031
Ugh. Put on a robe,
would you?
265
00:14:26,287 --> 00:14:28,831
Aw.
Now, part two.
266
00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:31,375
A variation on
the mind-control work
267
00:14:31,459 --> 00:14:33,919
Mayakovsky hammered us
with first year.
268
00:14:34,128 --> 00:14:36,380
You sleep here,
your mind goes into the golem.
269
00:14:36,464 --> 00:14:38,049
And the golem
goes to Brakebills.
270
00:14:38,466 --> 00:14:41,135
Unless, of course, we're wrong
about the fine print in my contract
271
00:14:41,218 --> 00:14:42,887
and he can't
leave Fillory either...
272
00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:46,640
Yeah, totally possible he touches
the button and just explodes.
273
00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:50,394
Only one way to find out.
274
00:14:56,192 --> 00:14:57,193
(SIGHS)
275
00:14:57,318 --> 00:14:58,569
Richard's alumni key.
276
00:14:59,111 --> 00:15:00,780
It gets you past the
wards at Brakebills.
277
00:15:00,863 --> 00:15:01,989
I was expelled.
278
00:15:02,364 --> 00:15:04,075
Alarm bells will go off
the second I pop in.
279
00:15:04,158 --> 00:15:07,286
I didn't go to school there. I mean,
how am I supposed to find this book?
280
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,163
(READING NECKLACE)
281
00:15:09,497 --> 00:15:12,166
(LAUGHS) It's the only
one the bodega had.
282
00:15:33,687 --> 00:15:36,398
KADY: Okay, bitch.
Say something.
283
00:15:39,026 --> 00:15:40,069
You seeing this?
284
00:15:40,152 --> 00:15:41,403
Head down this row.
285
00:15:43,864 --> 00:15:46,075
Wait. Yeah...
That room on your left.
286
00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:48,327
It's got
an anti-decay charm on it.
287
00:15:48,661 --> 00:15:50,204
It's where they keep
the good shit.
288
00:15:56,919 --> 00:15:58,087
JULIA: Got it.
289
00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:00,422
Wait. Wait,
let me see, hold it up.
290
00:16:04,218 --> 00:16:05,594
Wait. Flip it to the back.
291
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,098
(SIGHS) Damn it.
292
00:16:09,431 --> 00:16:10,516
It's like a library LoJack.
293
00:16:10,599 --> 00:16:13,060
It'll go off if you try to take the
book outside the Brakebills wards.
294
00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:16,397
JULIA: I mean, this will take hours
to copy. Someone's gonna notice me.
295
00:16:16,522 --> 00:16:18,524
Well, not if you know
the right place to hide.
296
00:16:20,526 --> 00:16:22,403
(MUSIC PLAYING)
297
00:16:29,201 --> 00:16:32,329
Okay. Didn't explode so far.
298
00:16:34,373 --> 00:16:36,250
Why does everything
smell so great?
299
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:39,712
Because your doppel-banger
hasn't met cocaine yet.
300
00:16:39,795 --> 00:16:41,839
Todd ! Todd ! Todd!
301
00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:46,594
Why is everyone
cheering for...
302
00:16:47,219 --> 00:16:48,179
Todd?
303
00:16:48,262 --> 00:16:51,098
Oh, hey! (CHUCKLES)
You guys!
304
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:53,976
You made a lot
of friends, huh?
305
00:16:54,059 --> 00:16:55,603
I heard you guys were dead.
306
00:16:55,728 --> 00:16:59,273
So, I threw this massive
rager in your honor.
307
00:16:59,356 --> 00:17:01,734
The fact that you just
called it a rager sickens me.
308
00:17:01,901 --> 00:17:05,446
(CHUCKLES) Thing is,
it went great,
309
00:17:05,529 --> 00:17:09,116
and everyone had so much fun,
that I kind of...
310
00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:10,701
Became the new me.
311
00:17:11,243 --> 00:17:12,244
(CHUCKLES)
312
00:17:13,996 --> 00:17:18,375
Todd, answer truthfully.
Are you wearing my vest?
313
00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:20,544
I am wearing your vest.
314
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,256
Keep it.
315
00:17:24,632 --> 00:17:25,633
New plan.
316
00:17:25,966 --> 00:17:27,092
I give up on Fillory
317
00:17:27,301 --> 00:17:29,887
and dedicate myself completely
to destroying Todd.
318
00:17:30,221 --> 00:17:31,805
MARGO: Oh, it's just Todd.
319
00:17:31,889 --> 00:17:35,559
"Just Todd"? He's usurping me.
My entire kingdom is at stake.
320
00:17:35,643 --> 00:17:38,312
Your actual kingdom
is actually at stake.
321
00:17:38,437 --> 00:17:41,065
There are some things more
important than saving an entire world.
322
00:17:41,148 --> 00:17:42,816
Okay, I'm gonna
go out on a limb
323
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,319
and say this isn't
really about Todd.
324
00:17:48,572 --> 00:17:49,949
You don't say, Margo.
325
00:17:50,658 --> 00:17:52,576
No killing Todd!
326
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,413
Fucking Todd.
327
00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:27,736
(WIND BLOWS)
328
00:18:31,865 --> 00:18:33,033
NURSE: Is this a bad time?
329
00:18:36,412 --> 00:18:38,747
Come sit over here.
330
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:44,837
I saw a strange woman.
331
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:49,800
She's pale
and had horn things.
332
00:18:49,925 --> 00:18:51,719
You've seen The White Lady.
333
00:18:52,553 --> 00:18:54,305
I'm sorry, "White Lady"?
334
00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:58,100
You are fortunate she offered
herself to some centaur's sight
335
00:18:58,183 --> 00:19:00,144
while you happened
to be watching.
336
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,318
Is that...
337
00:19:08,027 --> 00:19:09,069
Skin.
338
00:19:09,945 --> 00:19:14,450
It won't feel, but it might help
you forget what's underneath.
339
00:19:21,582 --> 00:19:23,667
(CHOKING)
340
00:19:32,968 --> 00:19:35,512
Get up, Cold water.
What happened?
341
00:19:35,596 --> 00:19:37,765
My hands tried to kill me,
so I broke my own arms.
342
00:19:38,515 --> 00:19:40,225
Look, forget all that mean
shit I said to you earlier.
343
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,935
The bronies can't fix me,
I need your help.
344
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,605
Okay, I guess.
345
00:19:44,688 --> 00:19:48,609
First things first.
Find an ax.
346
00:19:52,863 --> 00:19:54,031
Are you sure about this?
347
00:19:54,281 --> 00:19:59,370
Do you know how strong booze
has to be to get a horse drunk?
348
00:19:59,453 --> 00:20:00,913
(CHUCKLING)
349
00:20:00,996 --> 00:20:04,958
I can't feel my face,
much less my face.
350
00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:07,127
I mean, hands.
351
00:20:09,713 --> 00:20:11,006
Just do it.
352
00:20:11,131 --> 00:20:12,549
I'm going to, jeez.
353
00:20:12,841 --> 00:20:13,842
(INHALES)
354
00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:16,011
(EXHALES)
355
00:20:17,888 --> 00:20:18,889
Nope.
356
00:20:19,765 --> 00:20:20,808
Damn it, Quentin!
357
00:20:20,891 --> 00:20:22,601
Sorry. I just... I panicked.
I don't love blood.
358
00:20:22,684 --> 00:20:26,730
Who loves blood? I'm not
gonna feel anything, so fucking go!
359
00:20:26,814 --> 00:20:28,232
I don't think I can do this.
Oh, my God!
360
00:20:28,315 --> 00:20:29,817
I knew I fucking
couldn't count on you.
361
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:31,276
You are so fucking pathetic,
362
00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:36,073
you floppy-haired,
limp-dicked dork, fucking...
363
00:20:36,156 --> 00:20:37,658
No wonder Alice couldn't
get off on you,
364
00:20:37,741 --> 00:20:39,201
you have no fuck...
(SCREAMING)
365
00:20:39,284 --> 00:20:40,786
(SCREAMING)
Oh, I fucking feel it!
366
00:20:40,869 --> 00:20:41,954
Okay. Okay.
Oh, what did you do?
367
00:20:42,037 --> 00:20:43,330
I can fix it!
I can fix it!
368
00:20:43,664 --> 00:20:45,958
(BOTH SCREAMING)
369
00:20:55,092 --> 00:20:56,552
Oh, I wouldn't.
370
00:20:56,885 --> 00:20:58,262
Todd made that. It's vile.
371
00:21:04,268 --> 00:21:06,186
Here.
(CHUCKLES)
372
00:21:09,231 --> 00:21:10,232
Mmm.
373
00:21:10,691 --> 00:21:11,692
Delicious. (CHUCKLES)
374
00:21:12,901 --> 00:21:14,778
I'm Eliot.
Javier.
375
00:21:15,028 --> 00:21:17,197
You're a first-year?
376
00:21:17,281 --> 00:21:18,407
Second-year.
377
00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:20,701
Universidad de Asombro
in Spain.
378
00:21:21,034 --> 00:21:22,744
I'm here for the
Welters tournament.
379
00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:23,871
Oh.
Mmm-hmm.
380
00:21:24,037 --> 00:21:26,290
I would make a joke
about ball-handling,
381
00:21:26,373 --> 00:21:29,168
but I'm deadly serious
about ball-handling.
382
00:21:29,251 --> 00:21:30,627
Me too.
(LAUGHS)
383
00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:34,131
Listen, Javier, I could keep
this up all night. So could I.
384
00:21:34,214 --> 00:21:35,591
But I have to
reclaim my title
385
00:21:35,674 --> 00:21:37,092
as the life of this
and every party
386
00:21:37,176 --> 00:21:38,760
by making a drink
so perfect...
387
00:21:38,844 --> 00:21:40,637
It seems like
you need to relax.
388
00:21:43,223 --> 00:21:44,391
I'm married.
389
00:21:45,642 --> 00:21:47,269
To a woman.
I have a boyfriend.
390
00:21:47,686 --> 00:21:51,690
But he's on another
continent, so it doesn't count.
391
00:21:52,983 --> 00:21:54,860
And where is your wife?
392
00:21:55,777 --> 00:21:56,987
On another planet.
393
00:21:57,112 --> 00:22:00,032
(SCOFFS)
Definitely doesn't count.
394
00:22:11,376 --> 00:22:12,377
(SIGHS)
395
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:13,712
It's working.
396
00:22:14,087 --> 00:22:15,088
Qué?
397
00:22:15,214 --> 00:22:16,673
Nothing, back at it.
398
00:22:16,757 --> 00:22:17,758
(CLEARS THROAT)
399
00:22:18,383 --> 00:22:20,427
(MOANS AND LAUGHS)
400
00:22:21,428 --> 00:22:22,429
FEN: Eliot?
401
00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:25,265
(GASPS) Hey. You
were talking in your sleep.
402
00:22:26,016 --> 00:22:27,935
(EXHALES) What did you do?
403
00:22:28,018 --> 00:22:31,939
I'm sorry, (LAUGHS) I get a
little bit enthusiastic sometimes.
404
00:22:32,272 --> 00:22:33,273
I'll be gentle.
405
00:22:33,357 --> 00:22:35,442
You've been in bed all day,
I came to check on you.
406
00:22:37,110 --> 00:22:39,404
I'm fine. I'm fine.
407
00:22:40,948 --> 00:22:43,575
You sure you still want...
I do.
408
00:22:43,659 --> 00:22:44,952
What?
I do...
409
00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:48,580
Want to tell you
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
410
00:22:48,789 --> 00:22:49,790
For what?
411
00:22:49,873 --> 00:22:50,874
Um... (LAUGHS)
412
00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:54,336
I'm gonna go.
Um...
413
00:22:55,087 --> 00:22:59,049
No, no, no, no, no, no. I absolutely
wanna have sex right now.
414
00:22:59,341 --> 00:23:00,342
(INHALES)
415
00:23:00,634 --> 00:23:01,802
You do?
416
00:23:02,844 --> 00:23:03,971
Yeah.
417
00:23:10,102 --> 00:23:11,103
Ah.
418
00:23:14,398 --> 00:23:15,566
This is interesting.
419
00:23:15,649 --> 00:23:16,984
BOTH: Do you want me to stop?
420
00:23:17,818 --> 00:23:19,695
Uh...
421
00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:39,131
(PANTING)
422
00:23:43,468 --> 00:23:44,886
NURSE: Good morning, Quentin.
423
00:23:45,262 --> 00:23:46,263
How is Penny?
424
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,224
He lost a lot of blood,
but he'll live.
425
00:23:50,350 --> 00:23:52,019
You're ready
for physical therapy.
426
00:23:52,144 --> 00:23:54,438
Some calisthenics, maybe,
or core work?
427
00:23:54,521 --> 00:23:56,982
I had something else
in mind, actually.
428
00:24:31,308 --> 00:24:34,061
PENNY: You're exactly as good
with a bow as you are with an ax.
429
00:24:34,853 --> 00:24:37,689
Since I was a kid, The Beast
has been whispering shit in my ear.
430
00:24:37,898 --> 00:24:40,067
Now that he's dead, the
world's gotten a lot quieter.
431
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:42,653
Or would be,
if not for you out here
432
00:24:42,736 --> 00:24:44,655
thinking
low self-esteem shit.
433
00:24:46,573 --> 00:24:48,033
I'll re-do my wards.
434
00:24:50,118 --> 00:24:52,788
There's something in the Declan
text about making arrows fly straight.
435
00:24:53,955 --> 00:24:54,956
Show me.
436
00:24:55,082 --> 00:24:57,417
If I had middle fingers, you know
what they'd be doing right now?
437
00:24:58,085 --> 00:24:59,628
Start with Popper No. 31.
438
00:25:05,926 --> 00:25:07,844
Now cross your index
and ring fingers.
439
00:25:08,762 --> 00:25:10,430
No, under the middle.
440
00:25:12,015 --> 00:25:14,226
Now slide the thumb
along the meridian.
441
00:25:14,893 --> 00:25:16,353
Now draw the arrow back.
442
00:25:23,819 --> 00:25:25,946
Thank you.
Thank me by shutting up.
443
00:25:26,029 --> 00:25:28,281
There's a creature
called The White Lady.
444
00:25:29,116 --> 00:25:30,158
I saw her yesterday.
445
00:25:30,242 --> 00:25:32,828
She's one of the seven
Questing Creatures of Fillory.
446
00:25:33,036 --> 00:25:36,248
If you can catch her, she has
to give you whatever you ask.
447
00:25:36,331 --> 00:25:38,166
Plover wrote about her, he
called her the Winter's Doe.
448
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:39,793
She lives
in the Darkling Wood.
449
00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:43,588
It's just past the Flying
Forest, it's not far from here.
450
00:25:45,048 --> 00:25:46,383
We could hunt her together.
451
00:25:46,466 --> 00:25:48,468
Let's go hunt
The White Lady?
452
00:25:49,469 --> 00:25:51,722
People like me get shot
for saying shit like that.
453
00:25:51,805 --> 00:25:53,473
She can give you
your hands back.
454
00:25:54,349 --> 00:25:55,726
What's in it for you?
455
00:25:56,435 --> 00:25:59,646
I'm gonna ask her to
bring Alice back to life.
456
00:26:09,656 --> 00:26:11,950
So the river we crossed
was at the edge of it.
457
00:26:12,659 --> 00:26:15,287
So, we're
in the Flying Forest.
458
00:26:17,289 --> 00:26:19,332
Shouldn't the trees be, like,
flying and shit?
459
00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:22,294
Yes, actually. Most of
them are crepuscular.
460
00:26:22,878 --> 00:26:25,338
It means they're active
at dawn and dusk.
461
00:26:26,339 --> 00:26:27,632
You smell that? (SNIFFS)
462
00:26:28,341 --> 00:26:30,302
It smells like...
Good.
463
00:26:30,677 --> 00:26:31,678
(SNIFFS)
464
00:26:32,345 --> 00:26:33,555
What is that?
465
00:26:34,306 --> 00:26:35,515
I don't know.
466
00:26:36,391 --> 00:26:39,269
(LAUGHS) I think I'm getting
a contact high.
467
00:26:40,145 --> 00:26:42,522
Yeah. Definitely starting
to feel something.
468
00:26:42,689 --> 00:26:43,690
(LAUGHING)
469
00:26:44,524 --> 00:26:46,777
"Flying Forest"?
470
00:26:46,860 --> 00:26:48,153
(LAUGHING)
471
00:26:48,695 --> 00:26:50,197
Oh, my God,
472
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,365
the Chatwins were, like, 10
when they came through here.
473
00:26:52,449 --> 00:26:54,284
They must've been blazed
the entire time.
474
00:26:54,367 --> 00:26:56,411
Super inappropriate.
475
00:26:56,787 --> 00:26:58,246
QUENTIN: Hey,
I take back what I said.
476
00:26:58,538 --> 00:27:02,626
I fully expect to see a tree
flapping around at any second.
477
00:27:02,834 --> 00:27:04,795
Listen, Quincy,
if we get a tree or...
478
00:27:04,878 --> 00:27:06,046
Did you just
call me Quincy?
479
00:27:10,842 --> 00:27:13,136
Is that not your name?
480
00:27:17,098 --> 00:27:18,225
Dude.
481
00:27:19,142 --> 00:27:20,227
Dude, what the fuck?
482
00:27:20,727 --> 00:27:21,937
Get away from my mouth, man.
483
00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:23,146
It's my mouth.
Ahh.
484
00:27:23,313 --> 00:27:24,314
No, it's not.
485
00:27:24,397 --> 00:27:25,398
Oh!
486
00:27:26,191 --> 00:27:29,903
Oh, where, uh, where
are my stuff touchers?
487
00:27:30,070 --> 00:27:31,071
Ha! Ooh!
488
00:27:31,363 --> 00:27:33,323
What the fuck is going on?
489
00:27:33,698 --> 00:27:34,866
Who the fuck are you?
490
00:27:37,452 --> 00:27:38,787
Who am I?
491
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,165
I have no idea.
(LAUGHS)
492
00:27:42,290 --> 00:27:44,125
(EXHALES)
Okay.
493
00:27:45,168 --> 00:27:48,588
The Beast shit
in the Wellspring?
494
00:27:49,172 --> 00:27:54,094
No. No. Ember.
Ember shat in the Wellspring.
495
00:27:55,095 --> 00:27:56,346
(SIGHS)
I think he meant well.
496
00:27:56,429 --> 00:28:00,100
He probably didn't know how
hard it would be to clean out.
497
00:28:00,809 --> 00:28:04,771
And now, magic
is failing on Earth
498
00:28:05,522 --> 00:28:06,606
because of shit.
499
00:28:06,898 --> 00:28:09,025
Proving once again
that comedy and tragedy
500
00:28:09,109 --> 00:28:11,903
can coexist in the same
goddamn sentence.
501
00:28:15,198 --> 00:28:18,827
Honestly, I am
in over my head.
502
00:28:18,952 --> 00:28:22,706
I am not even in control of
which world my body is awake in,
503
00:28:22,789 --> 00:28:24,082
and my
sexually-aggressive wife,
504
00:28:24,165 --> 00:28:25,917
she could wake me up
at any moment in Fillory.
505
00:28:26,001 --> 00:28:28,211
(CLEARS THROAT) Eliot, there
are certain student-teacher boundaries
506
00:28:28,295 --> 00:28:30,255
which I'd prefer
not to cross.
507
00:28:30,338 --> 00:28:32,048
So what am I
supposed to do, Henry?
508
00:28:32,132 --> 00:28:33,800
What did you think
was going to happen
509
00:28:33,884 --> 00:28:36,636
when you dove headfirst
into another world?
510
00:28:43,894 --> 00:28:46,313
I thought I'd die.
But you didn't.
511
00:28:47,147 --> 00:28:48,648
And now you have two lives.
512
00:28:49,816 --> 00:28:51,693
You're trying to live both.
Yes.
513
00:28:51,776 --> 00:28:54,821
Yes, but you can't.
That's stupid.
514
00:28:55,071 --> 00:28:58,700
You can let it tear
you in half or pick one.
515
00:28:59,492 --> 00:29:01,036
I can never leave Fillory.
516
00:29:01,119 --> 00:29:02,287
The choice is easy.
517
00:29:05,123 --> 00:29:09,252
I am ill-equipped
to be a king.
518
00:29:09,502 --> 00:29:11,588
I am no better equipped
to teach one.
519
00:29:11,713 --> 00:29:15,342
Being an adult is recognizing
your responsibilities.
520
00:29:15,717 --> 00:29:19,721
A bunch of my students went
and conquered another world.
521
00:29:20,013 --> 00:29:21,473
They more like
gave it to us.
522
00:29:21,556 --> 00:29:23,934
Either way, it doesn't
look great for me.
523
00:29:24,017 --> 00:29:26,811
It reeks of Earth privilege.
524
00:29:26,895 --> 00:29:30,565
The very least I can do
is to help you rule it.
525
00:29:33,693 --> 00:29:34,694
What do you have in mind?
526
00:29:35,153 --> 00:29:36,947
Bring in
the best minds we can.
527
00:29:37,697 --> 00:29:42,619
Historians, politicians,
shamans, military leaders.
528
00:29:43,536 --> 00:29:44,537
(CHUCKLES)
529
00:29:44,621 --> 00:29:46,539
Your thesis project is...
530
00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:51,795
"How to Save
an Entire Goddamn World."
531
00:30:01,721 --> 00:30:03,515
Right or left?
532
00:30:05,058 --> 00:30:08,269
PENNY: Right seems to be
the popular direction.
533
00:30:13,149 --> 00:30:14,776
I must be an adventurer.
534
00:30:14,859 --> 00:30:16,861
(LAUGHING)
No, you're not.
535
00:30:17,070 --> 00:30:21,241
What? I have a bow and arrow
and a cool questing outfit.
536
00:30:21,574 --> 00:30:22,575
And a manservant.
537
00:30:22,742 --> 00:30:26,037
(LAUGHING) Oh, you did not
just say that, white boy.
538
00:30:26,121 --> 00:30:30,083
Besides, what kind of servant
has no fucking hands?
539
00:30:34,295 --> 00:30:36,214
Right or left?
540
00:30:37,674 --> 00:30:39,759
Right seems to be
the popular direction.
541
00:30:46,725 --> 00:30:47,767
MARGO: Julia?
542
00:30:49,978 --> 00:30:51,438
What the hell
are you doing here?
543
00:30:51,521 --> 00:30:52,605
Look, I can explain.
No.
544
00:30:52,689 --> 00:30:55,358
After you jumped in and
screwed everything up with Penny,
545
00:30:55,442 --> 00:30:58,028
Alice died, killing
your little friend Martin.
546
00:30:58,111 --> 00:31:01,072
Then Quentin was almost
ripped in half.
547
00:31:01,156 --> 00:31:03,450
And you have the balls
to come here?
548
00:31:03,616 --> 00:31:04,909
Look, if you guys
had trusted me,
549
00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:06,745
both Reynard and
The Beast would be dead.
550
00:31:06,828 --> 00:31:07,871
None of that
would've happened.
551
00:31:07,954 --> 00:31:10,206
Quentin should've left you
in your little hedge hole,
552
00:31:10,290 --> 00:31:12,584
trading rim jobs for spells.
553
00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:15,628
You actually think because
you go to this bullshit school,
554
00:31:15,712 --> 00:31:16,755
that you're better than me?
555
00:31:16,838 --> 00:31:19,215
I think I didn't
get my friends killed.
556
00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:21,176
You don't have friends.
557
00:31:21,885 --> 00:31:25,972
You have people that are so afraid
of you, they'd rather be on your side.
558
00:31:26,806 --> 00:31:28,308
There's a difference.
559
00:31:30,935 --> 00:31:34,647
Well, and you have no one.
560
00:31:36,149 --> 00:31:37,734
And you deserve no one.
561
00:31:37,942 --> 00:31:39,110
Look, I don't
expect you to care
562
00:31:39,194 --> 00:31:42,280
'cause this doesn't directly
affect your hair or your social life,
563
00:31:42,572 --> 00:31:43,823
but since you
let Reynard free,
564
00:31:43,907 --> 00:31:45,784
he has murdered over
a dozen women
565
00:31:45,867 --> 00:31:48,244
and this book might be
my last shot at killing him.
566
00:32:01,174 --> 00:32:02,509
The book's blank.
567
00:32:03,218 --> 00:32:05,929
Put yours in the box
and wait for them to mate.
568
00:32:06,012 --> 00:32:09,057
The baby should be a pretty
decent Xerox of the original.
569
00:32:29,869 --> 00:32:31,371
You know what this is?
570
00:32:31,871 --> 00:32:34,415
Oh. It's a girl's.
571
00:32:37,544 --> 00:32:39,879
What if I'm supposed
to be rescuing her?
572
00:32:41,214 --> 00:32:43,216
Ooh ! Or what if
you're a stalker?
573
00:32:44,384 --> 00:32:45,802
Right or left?
574
00:32:48,847 --> 00:32:51,307
Right seems to be
the popular direction.
575
00:32:52,058 --> 00:32:53,351
Wait, no.
576
00:32:54,561 --> 00:32:59,065
If I'm supposed to find her, I have to
look where no one else is searching.
577
00:33:00,275 --> 00:33:01,401
What?
578
00:33:07,157 --> 00:33:08,158
(GRUNTS)
579
00:33:10,535 --> 00:33:12,162
(SIGHS AND SNIFFLES)
580
00:33:15,248 --> 00:33:16,416
Penny.
581
00:33:16,791 --> 00:33:17,792
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
582
00:33:18,251 --> 00:33:20,086
(LAUGHS) Douche bag.
583
00:33:23,506 --> 00:33:25,800
Effect of the weed forest
is wearing off.
584
00:33:29,679 --> 00:33:30,805
Oh, my God.
585
00:33:31,973 --> 00:33:33,683
(PANTING) Oh.
586
00:33:35,018 --> 00:33:36,769
(SOBS) It's Alice, uh...
587
00:33:38,855 --> 00:33:42,692
Quentin, look.
I know how you feel, man.
588
00:33:45,236 --> 00:33:46,905
Before, when your wards
were slipping, I...
589
00:33:49,782 --> 00:33:51,075
I know.
590
00:33:54,287 --> 00:33:56,789
I can't.
No, hey, no, no. Listen.
591
00:33:57,457 --> 00:33:58,583
You can't...
592
00:33:59,918 --> 00:34:01,920
You can't puss out
right now.
593
00:34:02,795 --> 00:34:05,006
Think about Alice.
She needs you, man.
594
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,469
I need you.
595
00:34:10,303 --> 00:34:11,596
(SNIFFLES)
596
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,605
Hey.
597
00:34:21,064 --> 00:34:22,065
(SIGHING) Hi.
598
00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:23,733
So, I've been thinking,
599
00:34:24,734 --> 00:34:28,112
is 100 feet really tall
enough for Alice's memorial?
600
00:34:28,655 --> 00:34:31,366
We weren't her friends,
remember?
601
00:34:37,830 --> 00:34:39,123
We owe it to her.
602
00:34:41,584 --> 00:34:43,962
Because we weren't
her friends.
603
00:34:48,258 --> 00:34:49,884
We don't have the money.
604
00:34:50,843 --> 00:34:52,303
We're Magicians.
605
00:34:53,846 --> 00:34:56,224
Let's build it ourselves.
606
00:34:58,810 --> 00:35:01,020
Look, what Margo said
about me was true.
607
00:35:01,521 --> 00:35:04,148
So, if you wanna bail,
now's your chance.
608
00:35:04,857 --> 00:35:07,318
Well, you do have
questionable judgment.
609
00:35:08,152 --> 00:35:12,115
I mean, we're "Best Bitches,"
right? (BOTH LAUGH)
610
00:35:12,323 --> 00:35:14,367
For better or for worse.
God.
611
00:35:17,203 --> 00:35:18,204
Wait a minute.
612
00:35:18,746 --> 00:35:20,999
I know why Marina
wanted me to find the book.
613
00:35:21,082 --> 00:35:23,501
Why?
It's a necromancy spell.
614
00:35:23,626 --> 00:35:25,878
As in, bring back to life?
615
00:35:27,213 --> 00:35:29,340
No. No fucking way.
Kady...
616
00:35:29,424 --> 00:35:31,134
She killed my mother.
617
00:35:31,217 --> 00:35:32,719
Look, the effects
are unstable.
618
00:35:32,802 --> 00:35:35,096
It'll only last a few minutes,
and then she goes away again.
619
00:35:36,639 --> 00:35:37,765
Fine.
620
00:35:40,351 --> 00:35:42,061
Fine, let's defrost the bitch.
621
00:35:46,607 --> 00:35:49,235
It says the last ingredient
is the book itself.
622
00:35:50,820 --> 00:35:52,905
Then we got one chance.
623
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:05,251
(GASPS)
624
00:36:06,461 --> 00:36:08,504
Marina.
(WHIMPERING)
625
00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:11,215
It's okay. It's okay.
626
00:36:11,299 --> 00:36:12,342
My skin is so cold.
627
00:36:12,425 --> 00:36:14,552
It's okay. Look at me.
You brought me back.
628
00:36:14,635 --> 00:36:15,678
You had a message
you wanted to tell me...
629
00:36:15,762 --> 00:36:18,097
Now I'm gonna die.
We don't have that much time.
630
00:36:18,181 --> 00:36:20,183
You don't understand.
You don't know where I was.
631
00:36:20,266 --> 00:36:22,393
I don't wanna go back there.
I don't wanna go back!
632
00:36:22,477 --> 00:36:24,312
Marina, your clock
is running out, okay? Please.
633
00:36:24,395 --> 00:36:26,230
You are the strongest person
that I have ever met.
634
00:36:26,314 --> 00:36:29,192
I need you to pull it together
now, and I need you to tell me.
635
00:36:29,275 --> 00:36:31,986
I need you to tell me about
the thing that killed you.
636
00:36:32,362 --> 00:36:33,780
(GASPING)
637
00:36:36,115 --> 00:36:37,700
You can stop him, Julia.
638
00:36:37,784 --> 00:36:42,789
It is possible, but you need
to do it. You need to do it.
639
00:36:42,914 --> 00:36:44,957
Okay. What?
What do I need to do?
640
00:36:45,208 --> 00:36:47,126
There was a girl.
641
00:36:48,211 --> 00:36:51,964
Forty years ago, she
banished Reynard from Earth.
642
00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:54,384
That's where he was
until you summoned him.
643
00:36:54,467 --> 00:36:57,387
That's where he was
until you brought him back.
644
00:36:57,970 --> 00:36:59,180
(GASPS)
I'm sorry.
645
00:36:59,305 --> 00:37:00,973
I'm sorry.
(GASPING)
646
00:37:21,035 --> 00:37:22,036
Shh.
647
00:37:52,525 --> 00:37:53,526
(ARROW THUDS)
648
00:38:00,491 --> 00:38:01,534
Hi.
649
00:38:02,785 --> 00:38:03,786
Don't run.
650
00:38:05,371 --> 00:38:06,664
Are you gonna?
651
00:38:10,042 --> 00:38:11,210
What's the deal?
652
00:38:11,294 --> 00:38:12,879
I don't know, she's
kind of ignoring me.
653
00:38:15,381 --> 00:38:17,633
Yo, White Lady,
we caught you.
654
00:38:17,717 --> 00:38:19,469
Hey, show some respect.
655
00:38:21,888 --> 00:38:22,930
Pardon me...
656
00:38:23,556 --> 00:38:25,141
Miss... Lady?
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
657
00:38:25,766 --> 00:38:27,059
It hurts.
658
00:38:28,227 --> 00:38:29,395
Sorry. Uh...
659
00:38:30,188 --> 00:38:31,564
Why have you come?
660
00:38:31,689 --> 00:38:34,567
That's my arrow. You
have to give me what I ask.
661
00:38:34,650 --> 00:38:36,486
Obviously, you turd.
662
00:38:36,903 --> 00:38:37,904
(SCOFFS)
663
00:38:44,118 --> 00:38:45,203
Well, look at you.
664
00:38:46,496 --> 00:38:49,415
Someone's been rebuilt.
665
00:38:50,374 --> 00:38:53,586
And so cleverly.
666
00:38:58,925 --> 00:38:59,926
Hmm.
667
00:39:01,928 --> 00:39:02,929
Feel that?
(KNOCKING ON WOOD)
668
00:39:05,723 --> 00:39:06,724
Could you not?
669
00:39:07,642 --> 00:39:08,893
Here's a riddle.
670
00:39:09,685 --> 00:39:13,272
How much do you have to lose
before you're no longer yourself?
671
00:39:13,606 --> 00:39:15,441
I don't know.
Why don't you tell me?
672
00:39:15,525 --> 00:39:18,945
What is it, Quentin Cold water,
that you ache for?
673
00:39:19,612 --> 00:39:20,905
You have a crown
674
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,450
and the power to reshape
the very ether to your whim.
675
00:39:24,951 --> 00:39:27,787
What else could
you possibly want?
676
00:39:29,121 --> 00:39:32,291
Um, technically speaking,
we both caught you, so...
677
00:39:32,375 --> 00:39:34,252
Shut up. I'll ask for your
thing with my third wish.
678
00:39:34,335 --> 00:39:37,088
No, we each get a wish,
679
00:39:37,171 --> 00:39:39,423
and then we have one
mutually-agreeable third wish.
680
00:39:39,507 --> 00:39:41,801
You can each have one wish
or you can fuck off.
681
00:39:41,884 --> 00:39:42,969
Okay.
682
00:39:46,639 --> 00:39:47,932
Alice Quinn.
683
00:39:50,309 --> 00:39:51,852
Bring her back to life.
684
00:39:54,146 --> 00:39:55,273
Please.
685
00:39:57,358 --> 00:39:58,609
I can't.
686
00:39:59,652 --> 00:40:00,987
What do you mean,
you can't?
687
00:40:01,904 --> 00:40:04,907
You are not the only magical
creature in this fucking forest!
688
00:40:04,991 --> 00:40:05,992
True.
689
00:40:06,826 --> 00:40:08,411
And we all have limits.
690
00:40:08,828 --> 00:40:12,665
We can give you anything,
but we cannot pierce that veil.
691
00:40:13,332 --> 00:40:14,709
Alice is gone.
692
00:40:23,926 --> 00:40:25,136
PENNY: My turn.
693
00:40:27,430 --> 00:40:28,681
I want my hands back.
694
00:40:28,764 --> 00:40:30,391
That I can do.
695
00:40:32,393 --> 00:40:33,436
(CRACKING)
696
00:40:33,519 --> 00:40:34,979
(SCREAMING)
697
00:40:40,359 --> 00:40:41,485
(SCREAMING STOPS)
698
00:40:43,237 --> 00:40:44,280
What did you do to him?
699
00:40:44,363 --> 00:40:46,282
That screaming was irritating.
700
00:40:46,490 --> 00:40:47,783
He'll wake when he's healed.
701
00:40:48,659 --> 00:40:51,579
Now, I can't nap
until I've granted you a wish.
702
00:40:51,662 --> 00:40:53,914
I'd like to be happy.
Could you do that?
703
00:40:53,998 --> 00:40:55,374
I can do wonders.
704
00:40:56,626 --> 00:40:57,793
But you should know,
705
00:40:58,711 --> 00:41:00,755
there is nothing
I can give you
706
00:41:00,838 --> 00:41:02,715
that will soothe your Shade.
707
00:41:03,299 --> 00:41:05,343
There is only
what I can take away.
708
00:41:06,010 --> 00:41:08,262
You'd take away
my memories of Alice?
709
00:41:08,512 --> 00:41:11,432
Yes. I would
free you completely.
710
00:41:14,769 --> 00:41:15,811
No.
711
00:41:17,063 --> 00:41:18,856
You are wiser than you appear.
712
00:41:20,733 --> 00:41:23,235
You would find
your way back to sadness,
713
00:41:23,944 --> 00:41:26,113
no matter how far
you run from it.
714
00:41:26,656 --> 00:41:28,574
Well, that's comforting.
715
00:41:28,658 --> 00:41:30,951
Is there nothing else
you desire?
716
00:41:32,495 --> 00:41:34,413
Everything I've
ever wanted, I've got.
717
00:41:36,374 --> 00:41:39,585
Magic is real and it can fix
anything except what I need.
718
00:41:42,004 --> 00:41:43,881
I loved a girl.
719
00:41:47,259 --> 00:41:50,262
My entire life,
I've dreamed of Fillory.
720
00:41:50,346 --> 00:41:52,264
That I would be
like Martin Chatwin.
721
00:41:53,766 --> 00:41:56,018
I'd find a way
to stay here forever.
722
00:42:02,692 --> 00:42:03,693
(SIGHS)
723
00:42:05,444 --> 00:42:06,862
Send me home.
724
00:42:06,886 --> 00:42:11,886
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