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"TAI HOM" VILLAGE
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Want to eat, Mama
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Eat this...
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Tasty...
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Mr. Chu, how much for a whole pig
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Take this.
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The whole pig
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Take it. Thank you.
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Brother Kwan, give me your blessings.
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I made a website for myself.
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Look, it's not bad.
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I'll get tons of girls from this website.
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I'm the Little Tiger
of "Tai Hom" Neighborhood.
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Look, tons of girl surfers.
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They're flooding me with e-mails & ICQ.
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We will get lots of business from this.
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You like it?
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Is that me?
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Of course!
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Isn't it too much?
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Not really, men like it this way.
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Don't tell anyone.
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I'll take over Mongkok
when I have enough girls.
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Hung Hung, the Shanghai Angel? Cool!
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She looks so "Mainland".
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She's hot.
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Even the pros have websites!
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You like her?
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She looks really good.
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Are you serving on Sunday?
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Everyday!
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Don't take long, Ah Lui!
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You hear?
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Any cool new websites?
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Korean girls?
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Any other photos Any Japanese?
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This girl has been stripping for weeks.
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I'll find it myself.
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Leave it!
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Sit...
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I'll dictate.
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You write.
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Healthy female pig...
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named Mama...
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seeks high-grade male mate...
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for breeding. Big reward...
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if their mating bears 20 piglets!
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Sang Heng Road, 3C.
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Chu's Roast Pork.
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No school, little boy?
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School's over.
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Where's your family?
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Dad working, brother studying,
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and Morn ran off.
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What's your name?
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I'm called Tiny.
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What's your name?
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My name is Tong Tong.
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You want some roast pork?
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Roast pork...?
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Okay, 2 catties.
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Which piece?
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That one.
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Exactly 2 catties.
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You want some lychees?
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Have one.
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I haven't seen you before.
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I'm not from here.
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It's my first time here.
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The pork tastes great.
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Anyone here?
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Yes, coming!
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What do you want?
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2 catties of roast pork.
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I'm going, Tiny.
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Bye, Tong Tong.
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Where's that girl?
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She's gone!
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Where is she?
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I really saw her...
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the girl from the computer.
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You go that way!
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Did you write this ad? Yes.
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Very well...
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What do you need that for?
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I'm here to look at your pig.
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Is she fertile?
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Of course.
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Fertility is different from sex drive.
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I'm closing up.
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You go home first.
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Actually, I want to talk to you...
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about collaborating with me in a study.
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If I'm successful, then we'll be rich.
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Of course, success won't be easy.
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They've had some success overseas.
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What are you talking about?
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I need this pig for an experiment.
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To see if she can be impregnated.
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Giving birth is easy for her.
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I'm not talking about piglets.
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I want her to have human babies!
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The U.S. Has already succeeded.
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They use a cow to carry a human fetus.
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It was a baby boy.
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He was lucky to get
an endless supply of milk!
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Pigs have a lot of milk, too.
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More than enough for a baby.
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Is that possible?
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Placing a human embryo inside a pig...
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That's not a biological problem.
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Western countries
have always used animals
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to research cures for diseases.
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Mr. Chu, do you believe in Jesus?
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I...
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But you must believe in science.
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Science is an amazing thing.
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The operation is very simple.
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We extract the woman's egg.
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We inseminate it.
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We observe the development
under a microscope.
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When they progress into multi-cells,
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I'll inject hormones into rabbits
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to make them more sexually active.
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The embryo is placed into the rabbit.
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Doesn't it hurt the rabbit?
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It's an experiment.
I can't use a lab rat!
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When the pig is ready,
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I'll take the embryo out of the rabbit
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and transplant it into the pig.
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It will be injected
into the pig's uterus.
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That's science!
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How much?
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"Fast food"- HK$300. "Full set"- HK$380.
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"Overnight"- HK$500, didn't you know?
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Any Northern girls?
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Northern girls? Of course.
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But not today, something else.
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What?
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Whatever... hurry!
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Faster than you can say "go".
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Where do you live?
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Sang Heng Road 3C.
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You will be satisfied.
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Be discreet.
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Of course I recognize your voice,
Mr. Chu.
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Hey! Sorry... I slipped.
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Hurry! Yes, yes, right away.
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Hurry up, he's waiting.
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Fat and poor, still whoring!
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Mr. Chu isn't that poor.
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Next time, locals like Mr. Chu...
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I have to charging double.
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There's no such rule in this business.
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What now? Hurry up.
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Why the wig?
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Why not a school uniform
and pretended for a lesson?
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I want to go to Hollywood too.
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Shanghai Angel Hung Hung.
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At your service Daily, Check-up: HK$300.
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Injection: HK$600,
Hospital Overnight: $1,000
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I want an injection.
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You're my idol.
I dream of you every day.
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Are you Hung Hung, the nurse?
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Yes.
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Have you made up your mind?
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An overnight stay in the hospital.
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Fine, HK$ I,000
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What? Pay now?
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Yes, we agreed on ICQ.
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I haven't even had an injection yet.
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Pay first.
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Are you a Tiger?
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A tiger's head, but a snake's tail.
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It's never happened before.
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I don't know why...
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Don't you like me?
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I'll be your manager.
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Manager?
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Yes.
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Why not be my boyfriend?
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Really?
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Really!
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I'll stay at your place.
Where do you live?
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Hollywood... over there.
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Pretty?
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Pretty, my ass!
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It's not pretty?
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Have you lived there?
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No.
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Then don't sound so high and mighty.
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True, I can't afford it.
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How long have you lived here in Tai Hom?
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I was born here.
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You're worse than me...
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born in such a poor place.
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Hollywood always pressing down at you,
it must feel bad.
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What are you looking at?
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You.
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What for?
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I've never seen a Shanghai girl up close.
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You're really a Shanghai girl?
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Yes.
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Don't you know?
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Shanghai girls are hot.
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Let's go.
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Let's go up the hill
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Where to?
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The view is better up there
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Hurry Up
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Have you been to Shanghai?
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No
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You haven't even been to Shanghai?
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Shanghai is now prettier than Hong Kong
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You're pretty, too
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What?
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I said you're pretty
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Really?
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Yes!
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Why don't you put your panties on?
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Why?
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Are you embarrassed?
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I'll put them away
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Hurry Up
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Come up here So what?
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You can see everything from up here
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You see?
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It's different
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Seeing things from higher is different
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Hollywood looks like "5-Fingers Mountain"
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So I live in "5-Fingers Mountain"
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Do you live in the thumb or in the pinky?
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I'm not sure
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Anyway, I live in there
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You try and see
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The buildings are slanted
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Try this then
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Right
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There are ten fingers
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Then "10-Fingers mountain."
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See?
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Don't underestimate my institute
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Introduce your girlfriend to me,
Brother Keung?
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I'll give her a nose job
and a breast job...
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You'll walk prouder when you're with her
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How can a woman go around
without cleavage?
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What do you think?
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Brother Keung, you have so much heat...
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Does this work, doctor?
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Of course!
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This is the traditional method
for releasing heat
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How do you usually release heat?
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Tong Tong, what are you doing?
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Looking for you, for your shop
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Not this side, that side
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How far?
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Very far
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Eat, it tastes good
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Really?
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Yes
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Here?
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Yes
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There's a lot of food
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Buy some
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Don't buy any, there's more inside
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Alright
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Please go inside
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There are many things inside
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Okay
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Father, I'm back
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I brought Tong Tong for a tour
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How are you?
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Only a man of your size
could be his father
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Yes
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Are you roasting pork now?
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Yes
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All that is roast pork?
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Have some lychees...
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Thank you
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Come here
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I'll show you Mama
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What a huge pig!
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The other day, my father Yes
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put out an ad to find a male pig for her
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Male pig?
286
00:30:24,634 --> 00:30:27,000
Yes, we've done that before.
287
00:30:27,203 --> 00:30:30,434
8 piglets in the litter.
Can't make much money from that.
288
00:30:31,207 --> 00:30:32,936
How many do you need?
289
00:30:33,310 --> 00:30:34,675
The more the better.
290
00:30:35,345 --> 00:30:38,746
20, 30, even 40.
291
00:30:40,884 --> 00:30:43,478
I'm doing an experiment with someone.
292
00:30:43,820 --> 00:30:45,879
To see if she can bear a ba...
293
00:30:47,857 --> 00:30:48,789
Tong Tong.
294
00:30:49,359 --> 00:30:50,986
Come around more often.
295
00:30:51,294 --> 00:30:53,728
I'll teach you how to barbecue pork.
296
00:30:53,930 --> 00:30:55,227
You'll teach me?
297
00:30:57,367 --> 00:30:58,800
You're great. Tong Tong
298
00:30:59,970 --> 00:31:01,767
Let's go play on the swings.
299
00:31:02,405 --> 00:31:03,269
Alright.
300
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,378
Tong Tong, go higher!
301
00:31:24,461 --> 00:31:26,019
It's fun, Tiny.
302
00:31:26,429 --> 00:31:29,455
Isn't it great?
303
00:31:32,002 --> 00:31:34,334
High enough?
304
00:31:34,804 --> 00:31:35,828
Tiny!
305
00:31:37,007 --> 00:31:39,999
I can see the rooftops!
306
00:31:42,979 --> 00:31:44,446
So high!
307
00:31:47,851 --> 00:31:49,716
Higher!
308
00:31:59,863 --> 00:32:02,263
Tiny! What do you see?
309
00:32:03,266 --> 00:32:06,064
I can see the rooftops!
310
00:32:14,010 --> 00:32:15,272
Higher
311
00:32:16,846 --> 00:32:17,813
Ah Sai
312
00:32:20,517 --> 00:32:22,007
Keep going, Ah Sai
313
00:32:25,155 --> 00:32:26,281
Ah Sai
314
00:32:37,567 --> 00:32:39,034
Higher!
315
00:34:35,685 --> 00:34:37,778
Is that you, Tong Tong?
Hi, Mr. Chu
316
00:34:40,190 --> 00:34:41,214
How about some roast pork?
317
00:34:43,493 --> 00:34:44,289
Okay
318
00:35:45,421 --> 00:35:46,615
I'm giving you an injection.
319
00:35:47,257 --> 00:35:49,691
You'll have lots of babies.
320
00:35:51,127 --> 00:35:52,116
Good pig.
321
00:35:53,630 --> 00:35:55,621
Her uterus is small, can she handle it?
322
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,600
Mr. Chu, are you a woman?
323
00:36:01,804 --> 00:36:03,635
No one is asking you to give birth.
324
00:36:06,876 --> 00:36:08,002
Mr. Chu...
325
00:36:09,445 --> 00:36:13,108
I gave her some anaesthetics.
326
00:36:14,150 --> 00:36:16,084
She'll calm down.
Then I'll take a blood sample.
327
00:36:19,188 --> 00:36:20,849
We'll check for AIDS.
328
00:36:21,057 --> 00:36:24,322
Pigs are very promiscuous, you know.
329
00:36:27,830 --> 00:36:30,162
Don't worry. Relax.
330
00:36:30,533 --> 00:36:31,693
I tell you...
331
00:36:32,869 --> 00:36:35,838
You should feed her more nutritious food.
332
00:36:36,039 --> 00:36:39,907
Because all the fetuses
have their own placenta
333
00:36:40,710 --> 00:36:42,575
and can manufacture their own blood.
334
00:36:42,812 --> 00:36:46,111
The blood systems
are completely separate.
335
00:36:46,382 --> 00:36:50,148
The pig just needs
to supply amino acid...
336
00:36:50,353 --> 00:36:52,753
protein and glucose...
337
00:36:52,955 --> 00:36:54,946
and nutrition.
338
00:36:55,291 --> 00:36:57,759
It will go through the umbilical
cord to the fetus.
339
00:36:58,361 --> 00:37:01,762
Don't worry. Relax.
340
00:37:02,632 --> 00:37:06,500
Mr. Chu, this is the rabbit's essence.
341
00:37:06,703 --> 00:37:08,500
This is unnatural.
342
00:37:08,705 --> 00:37:09,797
What unnatural?
343
00:37:10,006 --> 00:37:12,668
Giving birth is very natural!
344
00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:14,638
I didn't ask someone...
345
00:37:14,844 --> 00:37:17,369
to rape your pig!
346
00:37:18,581 --> 00:37:21,345
If she really has a human baby...
347
00:37:21,551 --> 00:37:24,816
If I change my mind,
can she have an abortion?
348
00:37:25,021 --> 00:37:26,249
Of course.
349
00:37:26,756 --> 00:37:27,848
How?
350
00:37:28,358 --> 00:37:31,350
How? How do we do it?
351
00:37:32,462 --> 00:37:33,861
Kill her.
352
00:37:34,263 --> 00:37:35,457
Are you crazy?
353
00:37:37,967 --> 00:37:38,934
Mr. Chu.
354
00:37:40,770 --> 00:37:43,830
If I succeed...
355
00:37:44,273 --> 00:37:47,299
You must treat the piglets nicely.
356
00:37:47,910 --> 00:37:52,347
Maybe one day she'll be your wife...
357
00:37:52,548 --> 00:37:59,249
or the mother of your children.
358
00:38:01,824 --> 00:38:03,416
I won't do it!
359
00:38:03,793 --> 00:38:06,523
Mr. Chu, let me make this shot first.
360
00:38:06,696 --> 00:38:07,788
Our deal is over!
361
00:38:11,234 --> 00:38:15,364
Hurry and wake up the pig!
362
00:38:16,005 --> 00:38:17,063
Tiny, turn on the water!
363
00:38:17,473 --> 00:38:18,497
Hurry!
364
00:38:21,244 --> 00:38:25,681
Wake up, Mama!
365
00:38:26,716 --> 00:38:28,581
Mama's running away!
366
00:38:30,253 --> 00:38:32,687
Mama!
367
00:38:33,222 --> 00:38:33,950
Do you know...
368
00:38:34,157 --> 00:38:36,751
this is an important experiment!
369
00:38:36,959 --> 00:38:38,426
Don't you understand?
370
00:38:38,928 --> 00:38:40,589
You're worse than a pig!
371
00:38:40,997 --> 00:38:42,862
My pig ran away!
372
00:38:44,867 --> 00:38:48,234
Mama! Mama!
373
00:38:54,043 --> 00:38:59,310
Mama...
374
00:39:00,850 --> 00:39:05,014
Mama...
375
00:39:08,558 --> 00:39:13,894
Nurse Hung Hung, where are you?
376
00:39:14,931 --> 00:39:20,233
Mama...
377
00:39:28,211 --> 00:39:29,872
Fatty! What's happening?
378
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:31,874
Mama ran away!
379
00:39:33,115 --> 00:39:36,516
Mama...
380
00:39:42,158 --> 00:39:48,461
Mama...
381
00:39:48,631 --> 00:39:49,859
Missing Female Pig, 8 years old.
382
00:39:50,066 --> 00:39:51,431
2.5 feet tall, 120 kg.
383
00:39:51,634 --> 00:39:52,862
Lost in the area yesterday.
384
00:39:53,069 --> 00:39:54,764
Reward. Call2313-1159. Chu's Roast Pork.
385
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,892
Mama, where are you?
386
00:40:23,699 --> 00:40:25,064
Mama...
387
00:40:29,105 --> 00:40:39,310
Mama!
388
00:41:12,048 --> 00:41:13,242
Tiny, what's up?
389
00:41:15,384 --> 00:41:18,182
Our Mama ran away.
390
00:41:19,722 --> 00:41:21,747
Our Mama ran away.
391
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,457
Really?
392
00:41:32,935 --> 00:41:34,994
What brought you here?
393
00:41:36,639 --> 00:41:38,504
You speak Mandarin?
394
00:41:39,008 --> 00:41:41,238
You're not the only one
from the mainland!
395
00:41:41,944 --> 00:41:43,002
Let's go!
396
00:41:43,245 --> 00:41:44,269
Who is she?
397
00:41:44,513 --> 00:41:46,174
My father hired her from the mainland.
398
00:41:49,285 --> 00:41:50,081
Who is he?
399
00:41:50,286 --> 00:41:51,310
My brother.
400
00:41:54,724 --> 00:41:55,520
This is Miss Tong Tong.
401
00:41:55,725 --> 00:41:57,022
Hello. Hello.
402
00:41:58,027 --> 00:41:59,119
What are you roasting?
403
00:41:59,629 --> 00:42:00,561
Piglets.
404
00:42:01,130 --> 00:42:01,926
Piglets?
405
00:42:02,698 --> 00:42:04,063
So many!
406
00:42:04,767 --> 00:42:05,791
Yes.
407
00:42:06,469 --> 00:42:07,561
Aren't you hot?
408
00:42:10,339 --> 00:42:11,397
Tiny.
409
00:42:13,376 --> 00:42:15,344
Those sesame-skinned ones taste good.
410
00:42:15,544 --> 00:42:18,012
That's Chu's best pork.
411
00:42:22,284 --> 00:42:25,617
How long does it take to roast a pig?
412
00:42:26,122 --> 00:42:27,783
About half an hour.
413
00:42:27,990 --> 00:42:28,957
So quick?
414
00:42:29,158 --> 00:42:29,715
Yes.
415
00:42:29,925 --> 00:42:31,153
I know how to roast, too!
416
00:42:36,198 --> 00:42:37,631
Don't play with that!
417
00:42:42,204 --> 00:42:43,034
Come over here.
418
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:44,263
What?
419
00:42:45,608 --> 00:42:47,508
Why are you home so early?
420
00:42:47,977 --> 00:42:49,774
I couldn't find Mama, so I carne back.
421
00:42:51,414 --> 00:42:53,006
How did you meet her?
422
00:42:53,249 --> 00:42:56,514
She carne to our shop.
423
00:42:57,253 --> 00:42:59,585
How come you never mention it?
424
00:43:00,089 --> 00:43:01,283
You little shit!
425
00:43:02,224 --> 00:43:04,886
Tiny.
426
00:43:06,796 --> 00:43:09,788
Will you get Soya Milk for me?
427
00:43:10,399 --> 00:43:12,196
One for me too?
428
00:43:12,401 --> 00:43:14,266
Alright, here's some money.
429
00:43:15,004 --> 00:43:15,902
Go.
430
00:43:16,872 --> 00:43:17,668
Hurry.
431
00:43:25,514 --> 00:43:26,674
You live here?
432
00:43:27,616 --> 00:43:29,880
My father lives here, I live over there.
433
00:43:30,086 --> 00:43:31,519
That side? Yes.
434
00:43:39,028 --> 00:43:40,154
Where's your father?
435
00:43:40,663 --> 00:43:42,358
Gone out working.
436
00:43:50,906 --> 00:43:52,897
Isn't it hot? Yes
437
00:43:53,609 --> 00:43:54,735
But still roasting?
438
00:43:57,513 --> 00:43:59,242
Look at you, sweaty allover.
439
00:44:06,722 --> 00:44:08,383
Why are you roast all those pigs?
440
00:44:08,858 --> 00:44:10,382
For a wedding banquet.
441
00:44:12,128 --> 00:44:12,924
What's your name?
442
00:44:13,129 --> 00:44:13,857
Ming.
443
00:44:14,063 --> 00:44:15,257
Ming? Yes.
444
00:44:15,464 --> 00:44:17,193
What's sesame-skinned?
445
00:44:17,399 --> 00:44:20,027
When the skin is full of tiny bubbles.
446
00:44:23,072 --> 00:44:24,198
Can you teach me how to roast?
447
00:44:24,406 --> 00:44:26,806
Okay, you roast this one.
448
00:44:27,109 --> 00:44:29,168
Hold the wooden handle.
But don't touch the metal.
449
00:44:34,049 --> 00:44:35,539
Like this?
450
00:44:38,087 --> 00:44:40,681
Flip it.
451
00:44:41,123 --> 00:44:42,522
Flip it over?
452
00:44:43,826 --> 00:44:45,453
It's all red.
453
00:44:48,197 --> 00:44:50,028
Flip it again.
454
00:45:06,282 --> 00:45:07,306
Smile!
455
00:45:15,558 --> 00:45:19,187
Your thighs are so large...
456
00:45:21,864 --> 00:45:22,990
Two.
457
00:45:24,733 --> 00:45:26,530
Three.
458
00:45:27,803 --> 00:45:29,464
Four.
459
00:45:31,607 --> 00:45:32,733
Isn't that large?
460
00:45:35,211 --> 00:45:36,542
You sweat a lot...
461
00:45:36,879 --> 00:45:38,312
Yes.
462
00:45:38,514 --> 00:45:39,742
I can wipe it for you.
463
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:47,712
You're fat like your father.
464
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,220
But you're cute. Do you know that?
465
00:45:54,563 --> 00:45:57,123
I'm not. They call me Porky Pig.
466
00:45:57,333 --> 00:45:59,358
But Porky Pig is cute!
467
00:45:59,702 --> 00:46:03,194
I don't like them
thin like the Monkey King!
468
00:46:04,139 --> 00:46:05,003
Who are you?
469
00:46:05,207 --> 00:46:06,799
Whoever you want me to be.
470
00:46:20,623 --> 00:46:22,113
And what if I blew on you?
471
00:46:22,491 --> 00:46:23,651
Okay.
472
00:46:36,305 --> 00:46:37,294
How does that feel?
473
00:47:35,631 --> 00:47:40,728
I can't hold back anymore, no...
474
00:48:09,331 --> 00:48:10,320
Hey, Fong Fong!
475
00:48:12,901 --> 00:48:14,391
You're the best.
476
00:48:16,205 --> 00:48:17,331
Let's do it again.
477
00:48:24,346 --> 00:48:27,315
Afraid the second time will take longer?
478
00:48:27,649 --> 00:48:31,107
No, it's bad for your body.
479
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:32,914
Don't worry.
480
00:48:33,689 --> 00:48:35,316
It's for you.
481
00:48:35,891 --> 00:48:37,688
Thank you, you don't have to.
482
00:48:37,860 --> 00:48:38,827
We're friends.
483
00:48:39,028 --> 00:48:40,427
If I take your money, what would I be?
484
00:48:40,729 --> 00:48:42,560
Friends also need money too.
485
00:48:43,565 --> 00:48:44,429
Hold on...
486
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,992
Tiny!
487
00:48:49,071 --> 00:48:50,060
Wait a second.
488
00:48:50,939 --> 00:48:53,066
Peter, I see a good friend.
489
00:48:53,275 --> 00:48:54,799
I'll see you later, bye.
490
00:49:07,923 --> 00:49:09,151
Let's go!
491
00:49:12,227 --> 00:49:14,092
See that plane?
492
00:49:15,064 --> 00:49:17,328
Flying like planes!
493
00:49:22,638 --> 00:49:23,297
Taste good?
494
00:49:23,505 --> 00:49:24,437
Yes.
495
00:49:25,441 --> 00:49:26,931
Have you ever had so much fun?
496
00:49:27,409 --> 00:49:29,206
No. No?
497
00:49:30,245 --> 00:49:31,542
Me neither.
498
00:49:32,381 --> 00:49:34,474
Morn used to bring me here.
499
00:49:34,716 --> 00:49:36,081
Since she left,
500
00:49:36,285 --> 00:49:38,253
no one brings me.
501
00:49:39,822 --> 00:49:41,119
Have you been on a plane?
502
00:49:41,523 --> 00:49:42,387
No.
503
00:49:44,093 --> 00:49:45,458
I want to go to America.
504
00:49:46,929 --> 00:49:48,294
You know where it is?
505
00:49:49,465 --> 00:49:51,194
Yes, far away.
506
00:49:52,267 --> 00:49:54,997
It's big there.
507
00:49:55,304 --> 00:49:56,862
They have Hollywood and Disneyland.
508
00:49:57,072 --> 00:49:59,973
Really? And... universities.
509
00:50:04,513 --> 00:50:08,074
If one day I'm gone...
510
00:50:08,317 --> 00:50:09,443
will you miss me?
511
00:50:09,685 --> 00:50:12,313
Yes! You can take me with you.
512
00:50:16,358 --> 00:50:17,222
Eat up!
513
00:50:17,626 --> 00:50:18,752
This is beautiful!
514
00:50:19,328 --> 00:50:20,488
What's that down there?
515
00:50:20,996 --> 00:50:22,520
That's your home.
516
00:50:22,731 --> 00:50:23,595
My home?
517
00:50:23,799 --> 00:50:25,164
Yes, that's Tai Horn Village
518
00:50:25,734 --> 00:50:26,860
Tai Horn Village
519
00:50:27,469 --> 00:50:30,996
You've never seen your home
from this far up?
520
00:50:31,206 --> 00:50:32,366
No.
521
00:50:37,746 --> 00:50:39,646
Is this really your house?
522
00:50:40,549 --> 00:50:44,747
No,
I wouldn't buy such an expensive flat.
523
00:50:47,322 --> 00:50:48,380
Look down...
524
00:50:48,757 --> 00:50:50,987
which is your house?
525
00:50:53,762 --> 00:50:54,922
Can't find it.
526
00:50:55,764 --> 00:50:56,696
Keep looking.
527
00:50:57,166 --> 00:50:58,326
How?
528
00:50:59,001 --> 00:50:59,933
Tiny...
529
00:51:00,502 --> 00:51:02,629
Play a game with me.
530
00:51:02,938 --> 00:51:04,371
What game?
531
00:51:05,641 --> 00:51:07,541
Can I eat first?
532
00:51:07,743 --> 00:51:09,643
Alright, but...
533
00:51:09,845 --> 00:51:12,712
Tell me your phone number first.
534
00:51:13,182 --> 00:51:15,480
2321-1668
535
00:51:15,817 --> 00:51:16,943
are you sure?
536
00:51:17,186 --> 00:51:20,121
2321-1668
537
00:51:20,322 --> 00:51:21,812
You're not lying? It's true!
538
00:51:34,169 --> 00:51:38,503
Tiny!
539
00:51:40,175 --> 00:51:42,609
Dad! Dad!
540
00:51:59,828 --> 00:52:02,126
Tong Tong! Over here!
541
00:52:07,936 --> 00:52:09,927
Tong Tong! Over here!
542
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,571
Can you see me?
543
00:52:12,908 --> 00:52:15,502
It's me, Tiny!
544
00:52:27,889 --> 00:52:30,449
2321...
545
00:52:32,661 --> 00:52:33,889
Boss, answer the phone.
546
00:52:34,529 --> 00:52:36,019
Maybe news about Mama.
547
00:52:38,133 --> 00:52:38,963
2 catties please.
548
00:52:39,167 --> 00:52:41,135
Okay.
549
00:52:42,070 --> 00:52:42,832
Hello?
550
00:52:43,739 --> 00:52:45,969
Hello, Mr. Chu? Yes
551
00:52:46,375 --> 00:52:47,933
This is Tong Tong.
552
00:52:48,510 --> 00:52:49,135
Tong Tong?
553
00:52:49,344 --> 00:52:50,538
Get Tiny on the phone.
554
00:52:52,114 --> 00:52:53,240
Tiny is not home.
555
00:52:53,682 --> 00:52:54,740
He just went back.
556
00:52:54,983 --> 00:52:58,009
I'm playing treasure hunt with him.
557
00:52:58,387 --> 00:53:01,151
Tell him to wave a flag for me.
558
00:53:01,690 --> 00:53:02,657
Wave a flag?
559
00:53:02,858 --> 00:53:05,190
Yes, I'm up in Hollywood.
560
00:53:05,961 --> 00:53:08,725
Tell him I can't see him.
561
00:53:10,065 --> 00:53:12,431
I understand...
562
00:53:13,335 --> 00:53:15,098
how if I wave a flag for you?
563
00:53:15,304 --> 00:53:16,396
Alright!
564
00:53:30,252 --> 00:53:32,243
Tong Tong, over here!
565
00:53:32,487 --> 00:53:34,284
Can you see me?
566
00:53:36,491 --> 00:53:38,118
Tong Tong!
567
00:53:38,293 --> 00:53:41,160
See me? Here!
568
00:53:41,730 --> 00:53:44,324
Here!
569
00:53:46,735 --> 00:53:51,069
Tong Tong, here! Can you see me?
570
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:52,168
Tiny!
571
00:53:52,574 --> 00:53:54,064
Be careful, Dad!
572
00:53:55,877 --> 00:53:56,901
Don't stand there...
573
00:53:57,145 --> 00:53:59,010
like a piece of meat!
574
00:53:59,314 --> 00:54:00,281
Watch me!
575
00:54:03,652 --> 00:54:06,917
Tong Tong, over here, can you see me?
576
00:54:07,122 --> 00:54:11,718
I see you! Tiny! Tiny!
577
00:54:20,102 --> 00:54:22,935
Tong Tong, over here!
578
00:54:26,708 --> 00:54:28,175
Tiny!
579
00:54:29,010 --> 00:54:30,875
Can you see?
580
00:54:31,546 --> 00:54:35,812
Tong Tong! I see your red flag!
581
00:54:36,017 --> 00:54:37,041
I can see you too!
582
00:54:37,285 --> 00:54:39,219
Something's going on out there.
583
00:54:40,489 --> 00:54:43,390
Tong Tong! I see you!
584
00:54:44,025 --> 00:54:46,687
Tong Tong...
585
00:54:46,862 --> 00:54:49,524
He doesn't order girls anymore,
what's up with him?
586
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,493
He seems to be waving towards Hollywood.
587
00:54:56,838 --> 00:55:00,296
They're signaling.
588
00:55:01,343 --> 00:55:03,277
Tong Tong! I see you!
589
00:55:03,712 --> 00:55:05,839
Tong Tong!
590
00:55:06,081 --> 00:55:10,347
You can see me!
591
00:55:13,722 --> 00:55:18,591
Look! I'm over here!
592
00:55:19,795 --> 00:55:27,361
Mr. Chu, over here!
593
00:56:13,114 --> 00:56:14,979
Peter Chau Barristers and Solicitors
594
00:56:16,251 --> 00:56:19,084
Our client, Hung Hung Tam...
595
00:56:19,421 --> 00:56:20,820
has filed a complaint against you
596
00:56:21,857 --> 00:56:24,758
According to our client,
597
00:56:25,260 --> 00:56:28,127
on August 16th, 2000,
in Tai Horn Village,
598
00:56:28,330 --> 00:56:31,822
you sexually assaulted our client.
599
00:56:32,868 --> 00:56:36,201
Which Hung Hung Tam?
600
00:56:37,772 --> 00:56:39,831
This act was a violation...
601
00:56:40,041 --> 00:56:42,168
of our client's rights.
602
00:56:42,644 --> 00:56:43,975
We demand that a sum of HK$50,000...
603
00:56:44,212 --> 00:56:46,646
be paid for compensation.
604
00:56:47,148 --> 00:56:48,410
HK$50,000?
605
00:56:49,718 --> 00:56:50,480
Otherwise, legal actions...
606
00:56:50,685 --> 00:56:53,711
will be taken against you.
607
00:56:54,055 --> 00:56:55,647
That's insane! HK$50,000?
608
00:57:05,567 --> 00:57:08,127
Hung Hung Tam, born 1985.
609
00:57:09,571 --> 00:57:11,562
85, 86, 87...
610
00:57:12,807 --> 00:57:15,537
97, 98, 99, 2000...
611
00:57:15,744 --> 00:57:18,872
2001... What? You're only 16!
612
00:57:23,552 --> 00:57:27,454
Peter Chau, what does your client want?
613
00:57:31,026 --> 00:57:32,550
Sue you.
614
00:57:33,929 --> 00:57:35,328
For what?
615
00:57:37,299 --> 00:57:42,066
Sex with girls under 16
is a criminal offense
616
00:57:42,270 --> 00:57:47,799
which carries a 5 year prison term.
617
00:57:48,009 --> 00:57:51,410
You're kidding?
618
00:57:56,785 --> 00:57:57,809
I'll call the cops.
619
00:57:58,053 --> 00:58:00,453
It's useless...
620
00:58:02,958 --> 00:58:10,364
your sperm can be traced to you
through DNA testing.
621
00:58:10,532 --> 00:58:12,500
Remember your sperm?
622
00:58:12,701 --> 00:58:14,168
Damn you!
623
00:58:15,637 --> 00:58:17,070
Go to hell!
624
00:58:24,879 --> 00:58:27,313
That's enough!
625
00:58:27,549 --> 00:58:29,676
Stop it! Are you crazy?
626
00:58:30,218 --> 00:58:32,083
Stop! That's mine!
627
00:58:44,799 --> 00:58:46,266
Fong Fong, it's Peter.
628
00:58:46,868 --> 00:58:49,302
I've collected all your money for you.
629
00:58:50,739 --> 00:58:52,036
You're going to be rich.
630
00:58:52,340 --> 00:58:53,398
Thanks to you.
631
00:58:54,175 --> 00:58:55,608
Don't mention it.
632
00:58:58,847 --> 00:59:00,109
But...
633
00:59:00,649 --> 00:59:01,479
What?
634
00:59:02,884 --> 00:59:06,445
There's a monkey in Tai Hom Village.
635
00:59:06,655 --> 00:59:08,247
Who hasn't paid yet.
636
00:59:09,024 --> 00:59:10,924
Impossible!
637
00:59:12,961 --> 00:59:14,087
Fong Fong, I got another call.
638
00:59:14,295 --> 00:59:15,284
Call me later!
639
00:59:34,582 --> 00:59:38,882
Teacher convicted for statutory
rape of 16 year old girl.
640
00:59:50,532 --> 00:59:51,328
This is Fong Fong.
641
00:59:51,533 --> 00:59:55,094
That monkey you mentioned
hasn't paid yet?
642
00:59:55,437 --> 00:59:56,836
Really?
643
00:59:58,440 --> 00:59:59,429
Yes.
644
00:59:59,774 --> 01:00:04,040
Who can escape from me?
645
01:00:04,479 --> 01:00:07,209
Did you send him the clippings?
646
01:00:07,449 --> 01:00:08,381
Of course.
647
01:00:09,918 --> 01:00:10,816
What?
648
01:00:14,923 --> 01:00:16,083
Nothing.
649
01:00:20,295 --> 01:00:23,423
Peter, can you...
650
01:00:24,199 --> 01:00:25,666
take me to the US?
651
01:00:26,234 --> 01:00:28,634
When would I have time?
652
01:00:31,606 --> 01:00:36,543
Then what happens to me?
653
01:00:37,245 --> 01:00:41,181
I'll teach him a lesson for you...
654
01:00:43,685 --> 01:00:45,983
I got another call.
655
01:00:46,187 --> 01:00:48,747
I'll call you later. Alright, bye.
656
01:02:16,077 --> 01:02:18,045
Tiny, where are you off to?
657
01:02:18,379 --> 01:02:19,505
Find Mama.
658
01:02:19,848 --> 01:02:21,839
Find Mama? She's long gone.
659
01:02:22,083 --> 01:02:23,983
Still have to find her.
660
01:02:24,185 --> 01:02:25,550
Someone raped her already.
661
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,417
Forget it.
662
01:02:39,567 --> 01:02:40,864
10 bottles of water, boss.
663
01:02:50,345 --> 01:02:51,209
Stay there!
664
01:02:51,579 --> 01:02:52,511
Get him!
665
01:02:53,147 --> 01:02:54,375
Are you Wong Chi Keung? No.
666
01:02:54,616 --> 01:02:56,516
Then why did you run?
667
01:02:56,718 --> 01:02:58,083
Why are you holding my arm?
668
01:02:58,286 --> 01:03:00,481
So cocky? Hold him down!
669
01:03:01,022 --> 01:03:02,011
Hold your hand out!
670
01:03:02,891 --> 01:03:03,789
Chop it off!
671
01:03:09,831 --> 01:03:12,197
My hand!
672
01:03:14,602 --> 01:03:18,402
Hand...
673
01:03:28,616 --> 01:03:29,674
Nice hand!
674
01:03:39,193 --> 01:03:40,660
Keung, your water.
675
01:03:42,997 --> 01:03:44,089
I'll get it later.
676
01:03:47,669 --> 01:03:49,830
Hey, are you Wong Chi Keung?
677
01:03:51,839 --> 01:03:53,204
No.
678
01:03:53,541 --> 01:03:54,974
You're not?
679
01:03:56,077 --> 01:03:57,101
Don't move!
680
01:03:59,347 --> 01:04:01,508
I heard him call you Keung.
681
01:04:03,217 --> 01:04:04,616
He made a mistake.
682
01:04:04,986 --> 01:04:06,385
Oh yeah?
683
01:04:07,121 --> 01:04:10,352
Shit, maybe we chopped the wrong guy.
684
01:04:11,192 --> 01:04:12,682
Your name is not Wong Chi Keung?
685
01:04:12,894 --> 01:04:14,225
It's not.
686
01:04:26,374 --> 01:04:30,037
Mr. B! This is the real Wong Chi Keung.
687
01:04:30,578 --> 01:04:33,741
I'm not Wong Chi Keung. I'm Tiger Wong.
688
01:04:35,550 --> 01:04:37,450
Peter, he says he's Tiger Wong.
689
01:04:38,186 --> 01:04:40,416
Tiger Wong is a stage name.
690
01:04:41,990 --> 01:04:43,548
Then we'll count it as two.
691
01:04:44,258 --> 01:04:45,589
Two?
692
01:04:47,662 --> 01:04:48,788
Alright!
693
01:04:52,467 --> 01:04:53,434
Action!
694
01:04:53,768 --> 01:04:58,068
You got the wrong guy. No!
695
01:05:01,642 --> 01:05:02,904
No more free rides for you!
696
01:05:03,111 --> 01:05:04,009
Free what?
697
01:05:04,245 --> 01:05:05,405
Don't you know Hung Hung?
698
01:05:05,646 --> 01:05:06,840
No!
699
01:05:19,127 --> 01:05:20,116
Chop off his hand!
700
01:05:20,328 --> 01:05:22,558
No! I don't know her!
701
01:05:22,764 --> 01:05:23,594
No?
702
01:05:23,798 --> 01:05:24,696
Chop off his hand!
703
01:05:24,899 --> 01:05:25,763
No!
704
01:05:25,967 --> 01:05:27,093
Do it!
705
01:05:29,704 --> 01:05:30,898
My hand!
706
01:05:32,740 --> 01:05:40,772
It hurts...
707
01:05:43,518 --> 01:05:45,179
My hand!
708
01:05:51,325 --> 01:05:54,886
Mr. B! This is the right one.
709
01:05:56,597 --> 01:05:58,030
Throw it away!
710
01:06:30,665 --> 01:06:32,724
Wong Chi Keung?
711
01:06:51,919 --> 01:06:53,113
Doesn't hurt anymore, right?
712
01:06:54,021 --> 01:06:56,285
Of course not, you know...
713
01:06:56,624 --> 01:06:59,115
I used my family's secret formula.
714
01:06:59,527 --> 01:07:02,087
Not like Hong Kong hospitals...
715
01:07:02,296 --> 01:07:04,856
only stop the blood and not the pain.
716
01:07:05,900 --> 01:07:08,164
I have to thank you.
717
01:07:08,369 --> 01:07:10,633
You're not like Hong Kong people.
718
01:07:10,972 --> 01:07:13,270
They look down on mainland doctors.
719
01:07:13,608 --> 01:07:21,640
Wong Chi Keung... Wong Chi Keung...
720
01:07:30,825 --> 01:07:33,350
Brother,
why are there so many Wong Chi Keungs?
721
01:07:34,195 --> 01:07:36,425
Because their parents were lazy.
722
01:07:40,401 --> 01:07:44,770
Does Keung have a tattoo?
723
01:07:44,972 --> 01:07:45,939
Yes.
724
01:08:03,491 --> 01:08:04,788
Mister...
725
01:08:04,959 --> 01:08:07,587
have you seen a chopped off hand?
726
01:08:26,047 --> 01:08:26,741
Who is it?
727
01:08:26,981 --> 01:08:29,381
Tiny from Chu's. He found a hand.
728
01:08:29,584 --> 01:08:30,516
You have a chance.
729
01:08:33,588 --> 01:08:34,452
What hand?
730
01:08:35,089 --> 01:08:36,386
How do you know
I got my hand chopped off?
731
01:08:37,692 --> 01:08:38,852
I guessed.
732
01:08:39,493 --> 01:08:40,460
Where's the hand?
733
01:08:44,599 --> 01:08:47,159
It's horrible, is it a hand?
734
01:08:47,368 --> 01:08:48,960
How did you know it's mine?
735
01:08:49,170 --> 01:08:51,195
Your tattoo is on it.
736
01:08:53,207 --> 01:08:54,231
Really?
737
01:08:56,477 --> 01:08:57,842
Great job, Tiny!
738
01:08:58,179 --> 01:09:01,580
Reward him. Give him HK$ I,000
739
01:09:03,818 --> 01:09:05,479
Don't tell anyone.
740
01:09:05,686 --> 01:09:08,018
It's embarrassing to lose a hand.
741
01:09:14,128 --> 01:09:17,586
Doctor Lui.
742
01:09:18,332 --> 01:09:19,594
Doctor. What?
743
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:22,098
Can my hand be sewn back?
744
01:09:23,437 --> 01:09:25,064
Don't worry, Brother Keung.
745
01:09:26,140 --> 01:09:28,973
He put your hand in the freezer.
746
01:09:29,176 --> 01:09:32,873
If it's not over 5 hours, then yes.
747
01:09:33,681 --> 01:09:35,171
Thank you, Doctor.
748
01:09:35,983 --> 01:09:37,678
I'm only 18.
749
01:09:38,319 --> 01:09:40,378
I don't want to lose my hand.
750
01:09:40,588 --> 01:09:41,646
Don't worry!
751
01:09:41,856 --> 01:09:45,383
In the mainland,
everyone calls me magician.
752
01:09:45,826 --> 01:09:48,590
I guarantee you that after the operation,
753
01:09:48,796 --> 01:09:50,491
You'll be surprised!
754
01:09:51,032 --> 01:09:52,693
Doctor, are you trying to scare me?
755
01:09:53,367 --> 01:09:57,895
I'm saying you'll be surprised
how perfect it is.
756
01:10:00,007 --> 01:10:02,032
Xiao Gu, anaesthetize him.
757
01:10:20,227 --> 01:10:21,421
Hey, what is it?
758
01:10:22,163 --> 01:10:23,255
What kind of animal is it?
759
01:10:26,033 --> 01:10:26,761
What's wrong?
760
01:10:26,967 --> 01:10:29,697
Nothing... Just wait.
761
01:10:30,438 --> 01:10:31,496
Nothing?
762
01:10:46,754 --> 01:10:48,745
Head of a Tiger and tail of a Snake?
763
01:10:51,025 --> 01:10:52,652
Damm it!
764
01:10:54,729 --> 01:10:57,562
This is not his hand.
765
01:11:00,901 --> 01:11:02,300
Don't let her come in.
766
01:11:22,590 --> 01:11:26,026
Why don't you go home?
767
01:11:28,629 --> 01:11:32,156
You don't look like a child
of new immigrants.
768
01:11:33,834 --> 01:11:36,302
But you are... right?
769
01:11:37,037 --> 01:11:39,335
What future do you have with him?
770
01:11:55,723 --> 01:11:58,692
Doctor...
771
01:11:58,859 --> 01:11:59,848
What?
772
01:12:01,228 --> 01:12:03,458
Is my hand sewn back?
773
01:12:03,964 --> 01:12:05,898
I did quite a good job.
774
01:12:06,467 --> 01:12:07,058
Really?
775
01:12:07,268 --> 01:12:09,736
Yes, but there's a problem.
776
01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:16,342
Tiny made a mistake.
It wasn't your hand.
777
01:12:17,411 --> 01:12:18,878
There was nothing I could do.
778
01:12:23,050 --> 01:12:24,745
How did this happen?
779
01:12:26,220 --> 01:12:27,881
There's nothing to be done.
780
01:12:28,088 --> 01:12:29,783
I did my best.
781
01:12:34,061 --> 01:12:35,585
It's not so much a problem.
782
01:12:36,864 --> 01:12:39,833
Most people won't notice.
783
01:12:47,041 --> 01:12:52,138
Take it easy...
784
01:12:52,613 --> 01:12:54,638
Calm down.
785
01:12:55,249 --> 01:12:59,379
I did my best, Brother Keung
786
01:13:05,826 --> 01:13:06,884
Where are you going?
787
01:13:07,094 --> 01:13:08,356
You have me, you still whored around!
788
01:13:08,562 --> 01:13:09,893
Don't go!
789
01:13:10,231 --> 01:13:12,358
You deserved!
790
01:13:12,566 --> 01:13:13,794
They should have killed you. Asshole!
791
01:13:14,802 --> 01:13:15,894
Where are you going?
792
01:13:24,378 --> 01:13:25,902
Come back!
793
01:13:26,881 --> 01:13:28,246
Ah Lui!
794
01:13:34,221 --> 01:13:36,155
No illegal structures allowed.
795
01:13:36,357 --> 01:13:38,222
All structures should be demolished.
796
01:13:38,392 --> 01:13:39,984
Violators subject to prosecution.
797
01:16:02,169 --> 01:16:03,796
Fatty, you have a girlfriend?
798
01:16:04,605 --> 01:16:05,799
I guess so.
799
01:16:06,407 --> 01:16:07,339
What's her name?
800
01:16:07,941 --> 01:16:08,965
Tong Tong.
801
01:16:09,910 --> 01:16:11,343
Tong Tong. Nice name.
802
01:16:11,545 --> 01:16:12,876
Have you bang her yet?
803
01:16:14,815 --> 01:16:16,646
I guess so. Once.
804
01:16:16,850 --> 01:16:18,249
Smart.
805
01:16:19,853 --> 01:16:21,787
Let me use your computer.
806
01:16:22,289 --> 01:16:24,450
I'll forget the HK$ I,000
your brother owes me.
807
01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:25,751
Why does he owe HK$ I,000?
808
01:16:26,226 --> 01:16:27,523
Forget it!
809
01:16:30,264 --> 01:16:31,253
Fatty, you surf the...
810
01:16:31,465 --> 01:16:33,194
"Shanghai Angel" sex site?
811
01:16:35,536 --> 01:16:36,594
No.
812
01:16:41,875 --> 01:16:43,775
No? Really?
813
01:16:44,178 --> 01:16:45,202
Really.
814
01:16:46,447 --> 01:16:47,471
No?
815
01:16:51,485 --> 01:16:52,509
What are you looking for?
816
01:16:52,753 --> 01:16:54,118
An angel called Hung Hung.
817
01:16:54,521 --> 01:16:55,920
She's the one
who got my hand chopped off.
818
01:16:56,290 --> 01:16:57,348
Have you seen her?
819
01:16:57,991 --> 01:16:58,855
No.
820
01:16:59,059 --> 01:17:00,185
No?
821
01:17:01,995 --> 01:17:03,019
I don't buy it.
822
01:17:06,333 --> 01:17:07,823
Your brother was part of it.
823
01:17:08,602 --> 01:17:10,695
Tell him to pay back the HK$ I,000.
824
01:17:12,072 --> 01:17:14,233
Didn't you say forget it?
825
01:17:14,608 --> 01:17:15,506
So I lied.
826
01:17:15,709 --> 01:17:17,700
Don't! I'm tired!
827
01:17:17,911 --> 01:17:19,435
Come, I'll make you dark chicken soup.
828
01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:21,580
No... Let's go!
829
01:17:21,782 --> 01:17:23,147
It's good for you.
830
01:17:25,586 --> 01:17:26,644
You have to keep your word!
831
01:17:30,090 --> 01:17:32,058
What are you doing?
832
01:17:32,693 --> 01:17:35,184
Relax, just using the computer.
833
01:17:36,497 --> 01:17:37,794
You need a fork to do that?
834
01:17:38,799 --> 01:17:40,994
Leave! Go!
835
01:17:42,436 --> 01:17:44,802
That's it? I'm leaving then.
836
01:17:50,277 --> 01:17:51,141
What is this?
837
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:54,178
What is that?
838
01:17:55,349 --> 01:17:56,316
It's Mama?
839
01:17:56,650 --> 01:17:57,810
It's Mama?
840
01:18:00,387 --> 01:18:02,582
Dad, Mama's back!
841
01:18:03,257 --> 01:18:06,954
She's back! It's Mama!
842
01:18:07,127 --> 01:18:10,893
Wonderful!
843
01:18:11,098 --> 01:18:12,326
Who painted all this on you?
844
01:18:12,533 --> 01:18:14,000
@@
845
01:18:14,535 --> 01:18:16,662
Looks like the work of the Kowloon King.
846
01:18:16,870 --> 01:18:18,030
Looks quite good.
847
01:18:18,238 --> 01:18:21,139
Mama's really back.
848
01:18:21,341 --> 01:18:23,707
Mama, I missed you...
849
01:18:23,911 --> 01:18:25,435
You must be hungry?
850
01:18:26,814 --> 01:18:28,179
All pigs!
851
01:18:51,171 --> 01:18:52,331
Mama
852
01:19:10,190 --> 01:19:11,088
Good morning, Mr. Chu.
853
01:19:11,258 --> 01:19:11,883
'Morning.
854
01:19:12,092 --> 01:19:13,218
Is the pork fresh?
855
01:19:13,527 --> 01:19:14,516
Fresh!
856
01:19:14,895 --> 01:19:17,090
Alright, give me 2 catties.
857
01:19:17,297 --> 01:19:17,820
Okay!
858
01:19:18,031 --> 01:19:19,726
I don't want the leftovers.
859
01:19:19,933 --> 01:19:20,991
Fresh pork!
860
01:19:21,201 --> 01:19:23,362
Feel it, it's hot.
861
01:19:25,172 --> 01:19:26,639
Good business, Mr. Chu.
862
01:19:31,011 --> 01:19:31,773
Chop it nicer.
863
01:19:32,012 --> 01:19:32,944
Alright.
864
01:19:56,570 --> 01:19:57,867
'Morning, Dad, I'm off to school.
865
01:19:58,071 --> 01:19:59,333
Alright, go to school
866
01:19:59,773 --> 01:20:00,899
'Morning, Dad, I'm off to school.
867
01:20:11,285 --> 01:20:15,119
Police sentenced for 10 years
for statutory rape.
868
01:21:11,178 --> 01:21:13,373
Doctor Lui, this is Mr. Chu.
869
01:21:13,714 --> 01:21:14,544
I want to ask you...
870
01:21:14,781 --> 01:21:16,806
You don't believe me,
why are you asking me?
871
01:21:17,050 --> 01:21:19,018
Doctor Lui...
872
01:21:19,686 --> 01:21:23,986
my friend has a problem.
873
01:21:24,157 --> 01:21:26,785
He slept with a girl once.
874
01:21:26,994 --> 01:21:28,985
What are the chances
of her getting pregnant?
875
01:21:29,196 --> 01:21:30,663
Why don't you ask your pig...?
876
01:21:30,864 --> 01:21:33,526
Would she get pregnant
if she was raped by another pig?
877
01:21:33,734 --> 01:21:37,693
Also, do you know...
878
01:21:37,904 --> 01:21:40,464
is anyone who knows about law?
879
01:21:40,674 --> 01:21:41,572
No, I don't!
880
01:21:43,543 --> 01:21:43,838
Doctor Lui!
881
01:24:00,914 --> 01:24:05,112
Chu...
882
01:24:06,019 --> 01:24:07,213
Not happy?
883
01:24:09,890 --> 01:24:13,155
Your pig's back, you should be happy.
884
01:24:14,261 --> 01:24:15,285
Leave me alone.
885
01:24:16,429 --> 01:24:17,487
What?
886
01:24:18,465 --> 01:24:20,490
Come on, be happy.
887
01:24:23,937 --> 01:24:26,428
No! You're a pest!
888
01:24:27,040 --> 01:24:29,008
Come on, cheer up.
889
01:24:29,342 --> 01:24:31,037
Don't!
890
01:24:32,579 --> 01:24:34,843
You're sad because you don't see
that Northern girl?
891
01:24:38,718 --> 01:24:40,515
You have me.
892
01:24:41,988 --> 01:24:43,785
Come on, cheer up.
893
01:24:46,927 --> 01:24:49,487
Leave me alone! Get out!
894
01:24:50,931 --> 01:24:51,898
Be careful!
895
01:24:53,300 --> 01:24:54,267
You're so rough!
896
01:24:56,203 --> 01:24:57,795
What do you know about her?
897
01:25:01,641 --> 01:25:04,974
Chu...
898
01:25:05,178 --> 01:25:08,511
Listen, give me a kiss.
899
01:25:10,584 --> 01:25:11,710
Go kiss your mother!
900
01:25:18,959 --> 01:25:22,087
What are you doing?
901
01:25:29,903 --> 01:25:30,995
Don't play around!
902
01:25:33,006 --> 01:25:34,200
Get up!
903
01:25:43,216 --> 01:25:44,911
Damn!
904
01:29:23,970 --> 01:29:26,029
Missing, Female, 35, medium built,
905
01:29:26,239 --> 01:29:27,797
black hair.
906
01:29:28,007 --> 01:29:29,474
Disappeared after leaving work
at Chu's last night,
907
01:29:29,676 --> 01:29:31,200
If discovered, call 2313-1159.
908
01:29:31,411 --> 01:29:33,879
Big reward. Chu's Roast Pork.
909
01:29:51,598 --> 01:29:55,329
Missing Hand, male, right hand,
910
01:29:55,535 --> 01:29:58,732
18 years old, medium built,
solid and buff.
911
01:29:58,938 --> 01:30:02,032
Tattoo of a tiger's body.
Lost in the area several days ago.
912
01:30:02,242 --> 01:30:09,307
If found, call 9401-2311. Big reward.
913
01:31:50,783 --> 01:31:53,047
Chu...
914
01:32:44,937 --> 01:32:45,767
This place is over 60 years old.
915
01:32:45,972 --> 01:32:47,462
They're tearing it all down.
916
01:32:47,674 --> 01:32:49,164
Not here.
917
01:32:51,577 --> 01:32:54,137
Over here. I want a photo here.
918
01:32:55,081 --> 01:32:57,106
Here? It's all messy.
919
01:32:57,350 --> 01:32:58,647
I'm telling you to do it!
920
01:33:00,253 --> 01:33:01,185
There!
921
01:33:04,857 --> 01:33:07,121
Lower, I want to get "Hollywood".
922
01:33:10,463 --> 01:33:11,327
Take another one.
923
01:33:16,636 --> 01:33:18,831
Let's go over there.
924
01:33:23,042 --> 01:33:29,413
Hey, Ah Lui!
925
01:33:42,895 --> 01:33:44,886
It's Keung... Keung!
926
01:33:45,198 --> 01:33:46,096
Where are you going?
927
01:33:46,532 --> 01:33:47,464
Moving.
928
01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:48,425
Already?
929
01:33:48,634 --> 01:33:52,570
The government will tear it down soon!
We have to go.
930
01:33:56,576 --> 01:33:57,634
Tong Tong?!
931
01:34:02,048 --> 01:34:03,242
What Tong Tong?
932
01:34:09,689 --> 01:34:11,850
Hung Hung Tarn...
933
01:34:12,992 --> 01:34:15,984
has empowered our company
to collect HK$50,000.
934
01:34:16,195 --> 01:34:18,823
With interest,
the total amount is HK$150,000.
935
01:34:19,332 --> 01:34:20,458
HK$150,000?
936
01:34:22,668 --> 01:34:25,398
You witch! HK$150,000!
937
01:34:27,573 --> 01:34:28,938
Collect it down here if you dare!
938
01:35:11,284 --> 01:35:13,844
Fatty!
Isn't your girlfriend named Tong Tong?
939
01:35:16,455 --> 01:35:18,446
Don't lie to me, this letter is for you.
940
01:35:26,032 --> 01:35:27,624
Hung Hung and Tong Tong
is the same person.
941
01:35:28,234 --> 01:35:29,701
We have been set up!
942
01:35:31,604 --> 01:35:34,368
She extorted money from me. Now you too.
943
01:35:35,208 --> 01:35:37,904
Last time was HK$50,000.
This time HK$150,000!
944
01:35:39,612 --> 01:35:40,408
Really?
945
01:35:40,646 --> 01:35:41,874
Where does she live?
946
01:35:43,783 --> 01:35:45,375
I don't know.
947
01:35:45,718 --> 01:35:48,278
Cut the act. You like her...
948
01:35:56,929 --> 01:35:59,591
Tiny, where does Tong Tong live?
949
01:35:59,799 --> 01:36:01,767
Hollywood luxury apartments,
Vantage View...
950
01:36:01,968 --> 01:36:06,928
Block C, 26th floor, flat 260.
951
01:36:07,273 --> 01:36:08,262
Why do you want to know?
952
01:36:09,909 --> 01:36:11,001
She's in trouble.
953
01:36:17,116 --> 01:36:18,140
Are you coming?
954
01:36:19,652 --> 01:36:22,678
What are you afraid of?
She got my hand chopped off.
955
01:36:23,389 --> 01:36:27,052
She's crazy. She'll come after you again.
956
01:36:27,526 --> 01:36:28,322
Useless trash!
957
01:36:28,527 --> 01:36:29,425
You're an asshole!
958
01:36:29,629 --> 01:36:31,688
You told him where to find her.
959
01:37:46,939 --> 01:37:49,134
Tiny, what are you doing up there?
960
01:37:49,442 --> 01:37:50,204
Come down!
961
01:37:50,409 --> 01:37:52,900
Keung took a knife to Tong Tong's house.
962
01:37:53,145 --> 01:37:54,772
I have to tell her.
963
01:37:56,983 --> 01:37:58,575
Come down, it's not your business!
964
01:37:58,818 --> 01:38:00,046
I won't!
965
01:38:00,786 --> 01:38:03,516
Come down, it's not your business!
966
01:38:04,023 --> 01:38:04,955
Won't you come down?
967
01:38:05,157 --> 01:38:06,522
Tong Tong, run!
968
01:38:06,726 --> 01:38:08,125
Let him chop her up!
969
01:38:09,895 --> 01:38:11,795
Tong Tong, run!
970
01:38:13,065 --> 01:38:15,431
Let him chop her up!
971
01:38:16,902 --> 01:38:18,392
It's me, Tiny!
972
01:38:22,341 --> 01:38:24,741
Tong Tong, run!
973
01:38:26,545 --> 01:38:29,480
Wong Chi Keung has come to kill you!
974
01:38:30,182 --> 01:38:31,979
Tiny, come here!
975
01:38:33,819 --> 01:38:35,684
Tiny... Give me the flag!
976
01:38:39,992 --> 01:38:44,895
Give me the flag! No!
977
01:39:08,554 --> 01:39:09,486
Little rascal!
978
01:39:13,859 --> 01:39:15,588
Tong Tong, run!
979
01:39:16,095 --> 01:39:21,328
"Run"!
980
01:39:21,534 --> 01:39:23,331
Tong Tong, run!
981
01:39:23,536 --> 01:39:25,470
Tiny...
982
01:39:25,671 --> 01:39:28,003
How dare you? Stay there!
983
01:39:28,207 --> 01:39:30,573
Tiny...
984
01:39:30,776 --> 01:39:32,801
I'll beat you to death!
985
01:39:44,857 --> 01:39:47,121
Tong Tong, run!
986
01:39:47,860 --> 01:39:49,828
Get away!
987
01:39:55,167 --> 01:39:56,327
What the hell?
988
01:39:58,771 --> 01:39:59,999
Damn it!
989
01:40:01,073 --> 01:40:07,444
Tiny!
990
01:40:09,949 --> 01:40:22,692
Tong Tong, run!
991
01:40:24,363 --> 01:40:25,227
This way!
992
01:40:31,770 --> 01:40:33,135
Come out!
993
01:40:42,281 --> 01:40:43,680
Damn! Fat jerk!
994
01:40:44,483 --> 01:40:47,714
Your brother is waving a flag!
995
01:41:05,004 --> 01:41:06,301
Damn whore!
996
01:41:07,373 --> 01:41:09,933
She's over 20! She cheated us all.
997
01:41:12,678 --> 01:41:15,238
What have you lost?
998
01:41:16,682 --> 01:41:18,445
She made me lose my arm!
999
01:41:20,619 --> 01:41:22,780
I never knew the importance
of my right hand.
1000
01:41:24,123 --> 01:41:27,149
My mother taught me to use my right hand
for chopsticks.
1001
01:41:28,060 --> 01:41:32,224
I thought I would use it all my life.
1002
01:41:32,698 --> 01:41:35,895
I write and shake hands
with my right hand.
1003
01:41:36,569 --> 01:41:38,059
Use the mouse with my right hand too.
1004
01:41:38,904 --> 01:41:41,304
Even jerk off with my right hand!
1005
01:41:42,641 --> 01:41:45,508
What is this? A second left hand?
1006
01:41:46,745 --> 01:41:48,235
One is enough
1007
01:41:49,481 --> 01:41:51,779
Why give me another one?
1008
01:41:53,452 --> 01:41:57,047
Damn doctor, you won't get away with it!
1009
01:41:58,324 --> 01:42:00,656
Look! What is it?
1010
01:42:03,329 --> 01:42:04,796
It's not obvious.
1011
01:42:05,130 --> 01:42:08,861
Not obvious?
1012
01:42:10,236 --> 01:42:12,431
The US president is left handed.
1013
01:42:13,105 --> 01:42:14,663
Does he have two left hands?
1014
01:42:14,873 --> 01:42:16,397
Does he?
1015
01:42:17,610 --> 01:42:19,544
Your girlfriend has two left hands?
1016
01:42:20,279 --> 01:42:21,974
Would you vote for a president
with two left hands?
1017
01:42:22,548 --> 01:42:26,040
One is enough! I have two!
1018
01:42:27,419 --> 01:42:29,284
What do I look like?
1019
01:42:30,322 --> 01:42:32,222
Looks like your pig's hoofs.
1020
01:42:35,561 --> 01:42:36,755
Enough?
1021
01:42:37,196 --> 01:42:40,359
You have a problem with me? Chop me up!
1022
01:42:43,535 --> 01:42:46,698
Go ahead! Chop me!
1023
01:42:54,280 --> 01:42:55,872
Chop my hand off.
1024
01:42:56,315 --> 01:42:59,648
I don't like my hand! I'm like a monster.
1025
01:43:01,153 --> 01:43:03,917
I beg you, please chop it off!
1026
01:43:05,958 --> 01:43:07,755
It's not my hand...
1027
01:43:08,627 --> 01:43:12,358
I won't hurt. Go ahead!
1028
01:43:15,968 --> 01:43:17,833
What are you waiting for?
1029
01:43:18,837 --> 01:43:20,236
Do it!
1030
01:43:23,676 --> 01:43:27,635
Head of a tiger and tail of a snake.
Chop off the snake tail.
1031
01:43:34,253 --> 01:43:36,881
Do it, please!
1032
01:43:39,391 --> 01:43:42,883
Please, chop it off for me.
1033
01:43:46,165 --> 01:43:48,030
Why do you just sit there?
1034
01:43:48,434 --> 01:43:50,163
Do it!
1035
01:43:50,669 --> 01:43:52,603
Don't sit there like a pig!
1036
01:43:52,971 --> 01:43:54,939
I don't like this monster hand.
1037
01:43:55,407 --> 01:43:58,808
Do it, please!
1038
01:44:00,679 --> 01:44:04,171
Chop it off for me.
1039
01:44:33,045 --> 01:44:36,412
Thank you, Tiny! "Tong Tong, Hung Hung".
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