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Mary? Marsha.
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Private sale at Maxfield's
on Saturday.
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Doors open at 9:00.
Bring plastic. Bye.
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Mary? Hi, beautiful, it's Andy.
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Don't worry,
I'm not cancelling.
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I just, uh,
want to ask you something.
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Actually, I just want
to talk to you.
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As a matter of fact,
I love talking to you
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and seeing you and...
Call me.
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Hi, Mary.
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This is Richard.
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I'm in your apartment...
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And I'm going to kill you.
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I love you.
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Ready?
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I'm ready.
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The question is,
is Mr. Wonderful ready?
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Look what I did, Tom and me
on our date last night.
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So you let him
get to first base, huh?
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Did he use his tongue?
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C'mon. We gotta
move our butts.
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I gotta baby-sit.
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Hurry up and close the door,
somebody.
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Why?
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- Whoa! Rad shoes!
- They're my mom's.
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I can't believe she lets you
borrow her stuff.
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Why not?
She always borrows my clothes.
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Can you imagine my mother
borrowing my stuff?
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Your mom looks like what a mom
is supposed to look like.
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God, how can you guys even read
about the candlelight killer?
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Did you bring the film
this time?
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Yeah, but are you sure
he'll be there?
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I gotta be home by 4:00.
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You'll get home in time.
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We were too late yesterday.
That's why we missed him.
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Wend, you're lopsided.
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Stop!
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Look!
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I got it! Come on!
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What...
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What, are you guys crazy?
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Hey!
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Good afternoon,
designs by Katherine.
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Hi, Sarah.
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Oh, hi, Lis!
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Your mom just stepped out.
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How'd your date go last night?
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Not my type.
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Nice, though.
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A handsome hunk of a man, too.
It just didn't click.
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You should pass him on
to my mom.
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Yeah, that'll be the day.
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So, who are you
in love with this week?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Maybe George Michael.
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Beyond cute, huh?
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Yeah, you better watch out
for those guys
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who bleach their hair
and wear earrings.
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He does not bleach his hair.
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Ha ha ha!
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I wish you two my best.
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Look, I'd better go.
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Could you tell my mom
that I was home,
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I picked up the dry cleaning,
and I'm going over to Wendy's?
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Mmm, check-in noted.
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I'll talk to you
tomorrow, kiddo.
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Okay? Bye-bye.
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Hi, guy, what's up?
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Oh, you just missed Lisa.
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I swear, that little girl
is going to break some hearts.
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What'd she say?
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Oh, she's got a new guy.
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A boy at school?
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Ha ha! No.
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George Michael.
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, stop looking so worried.
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She's just a kid.
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What do you want?
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Ralph, tell Wendy I'm here.
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Wendy's not here. She's dead.
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I killed her.
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I'm the candlelight killer.
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Get screwed, Ralph.
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Wendy!
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Ralph, get out of here!
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Come on! I just got the number
of the DMV in Culver City.
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We haven't used them yet.
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Adams. Vehicle I.D.
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Hello, is this the supervisor?
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Yes, ma'am.
What can I do for you?
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I've spoken to several people
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who work under you,
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and they've all said
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that they didn't
have the authority
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to help me out.
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That's why I've asked to speak
to someone of your stature.
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That's usually
the case, ma'am.
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What can I do for you?
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Well, you see,
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somebody hit my car
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while it was parked.
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Hit and run's a police matter,
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doesn't come under
this department.
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Oh, no, no.
It wasn't hit and run.
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The gentlemen who did it
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was very considerate,
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and he left me a note
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with his name,
telephone number,
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and a sweet apology.
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But guess what?
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I lost the note.
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I, uh, I don't see how
I can help you.
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Well, the one thing I do...
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You little dick-face!
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Excuse me?
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You little brat!
Get out of here!
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Are you still there?
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Get outta here!
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Uh, yes, yes.
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That was...
That was my secretary.
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Um, as I was saying,
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the one thing
I do remember from the note
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was the license plate number.
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It was one of those
personalized plates.
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It was "want more."
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Could you please
run that for me?
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"W-N-T M-O-R-E."
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Does he have it?
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I'm sorry, I can't do that.
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I suggest you call the police.
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Okay. Mr. Adams,
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let me be
really honest with you...
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I haven't told you
the whole story.
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It wasn't my car.
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It was my friend's car.
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I borrowed it,
and when she sees her car
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and she sees this dent,
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it'll be like...
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Like a death in the family.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Oh, you know, I would really
like to help you out, but...
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Mr. Adams,
I understand the pressures
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on a man in your position,
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but no one will
ever have to know.
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If I hadn't lost the note,
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I never would have
had to call you.
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Uh...
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All right.
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Thank you, Mr. Adams.
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You really made my day.
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Thank you, Magnum P.I.
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And my parents say we
don't learn anything from TV.
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You know, Lisa,
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we could totally be private eyes
if we wanted to.
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So what's
my stud muffin's name?
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Robert Travis.
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Call him.
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No. You call him.
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No way, Lisa.
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I mean, you sound
just like your mom.
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I sound like a kid.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi.
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Um, how'd you get my number?
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Friday night?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, sure, that sounds fun.
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Lisa?
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Eric wants to
go out with Lisa?
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Um, well...
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I'll, I'll talk to her. Okay?
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Okay.
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Call me back. Bye.
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Oh, my God, Lisa!
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This is so unbelievable!
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I cannot believe it.
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That was Nick Rivaldi calling.
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He called to ask me out!
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He asked me out,
I have my first date!
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And Eric wants to
go out with you, too,
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which means we can double!
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This is so exciting!
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Yeah, just make the plans
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for two years
from Friday night.
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You don't have
to tell your mom.
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You could just tell her you were coming
over here to spend the night.
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Yeah, and then
she talks to your mom
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and I'm dead.
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Besides, I can't lie to her.
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We tell each other everything.
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You don't tell her
about the scrapbook
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and following guys.
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She doesn't have
to know about that.
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That's not for real.
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Lisa, come on.
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I cannot believe
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your mother's really serious
about the 16 thing.
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She's so cool
about everything else.
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She lets you swear,
wear her clothes...
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She treats you
like a best friend.
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Lisa, you really
gotta deal with her.
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Because if you have to wait
till you're 16 to date,
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everybody's gonna
think you're weird.
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Lis.
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Lissie.
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Hi, guy, I'm home!
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Uh-oh, a locked door.
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Let's see,
it's not report card time...
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George Michael
didn't get married, did he?
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Honey?
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Uh-oh.
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Serious, huh?
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Want to talk about it?
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No?
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I'll tell you what.
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Why don't you and I
make some dinner?
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And I'll let you
peel the onions
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since your eyes
are already red.
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Okay?
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...only I don't know
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who the hell
I'm talkin' to, right?
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So he said, "You don't
remember me, do ya?"
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What'd you say?
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I said, "Uh, well,
I'm not sure."
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And he said, "What,
there's so many men
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"in your life
you can't remember me?"
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Now I'm getting angry.
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But I don't want to insult him
in case he's a customer.
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So he says, "Well,
if you don't remember me,
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"I'm gonna hang up
and I'll call you back.
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"If you remember me,
you call me back."
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So did you ever
find out who it was?
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Yeah, it was this guy Bob,
a customer.
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And he's usually really nice,
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but this was so annoying.
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Didn't sound annoying.
Sounds fun.
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Is he cute?
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Um... kind of.
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Has he ever asked you out?
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What's the difference?
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When am I gonna have time?
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I got a daughter to raise,
I got a business to run...
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Wendy got asked out
on a date today.
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Oh.
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Is that what all the tears
were about?
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And the guy who asked her out
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has a friend
who wanted to take me out.
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Tomorrow night.
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What did Wendy say?
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Wendy said yes.
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And what did you say?
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I said that I couldn't,
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and Wendy said that
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everybody's gonna
think I'm weird.
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Well,
I'll tell you what.
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I'll make you
a great big button
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that says, "I'm not weird,
my mom is." Okay?
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Very funny.
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Oh, shit.
Forgot to put on the rice.
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Great, no rice.
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- I'll put on my shoes and go.
- I'll go.
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Honey, it's dark out.
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Mom, it's only 7:30,
and you let me go last week.
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Okay, okay.
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You better hurry, though,
267
00:15:34,515 --> 00:15:37,605
or I'm gonna have to
start this all over again.
268
00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:38,998
You better get
minute rice, honey,
269
00:15:39,128 --> 00:15:40,695
or we're not gonna
eat till midnight.
270
00:15:40,826 --> 00:15:42,436
My purse is by
the answering machine.
271
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,830
Take $10 and my keys,
with the mace.
272
00:16:08,854 --> 00:16:10,551
Psst! Psst! Psst!
273
00:16:18,864 --> 00:16:20,343
Lisa, how's Momma?
274
00:16:20,474 --> 00:16:21,780
I haven't seen her
for a couple of days.
275
00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:23,564
She's fine.
276
00:16:23,694 --> 00:16:24,695
Oh, would you tell her
277
00:16:24,826 --> 00:16:27,089
we just got in
some peppered brie?
278
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,699
The kind she likes.
279
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,092
Yeah.
280
00:17:02,559 --> 00:17:04,213
Unh! Oh!
281
00:17:09,088 --> 00:17:10,393
Are you okay?
282
00:17:15,181 --> 00:17:16,835
Is someone chasing you, honey?
283
00:17:23,972 --> 00:17:25,582
Do you know how to talk?
284
00:17:28,107 --> 00:17:29,586
Yeah.
285
00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:32,067
Well, I should,
I'm 14 years old.
286
00:17:32,198 --> 00:17:33,939
Fourteen, no way!
287
00:17:34,069 --> 00:17:35,636
Come on,
you're at least 16.
288
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,206
Oh, are these yours?
289
00:17:42,251 --> 00:17:43,383
Yeah.
290
00:17:44,123 --> 00:17:46,299
Thanks.
291
00:17:46,429 --> 00:17:47,996
Let's pick up
your groceries, huh?
292
00:17:51,434 --> 00:17:52,392
Thanks.
293
00:17:52,522 --> 00:17:54,481
Mmm-hmm.
294
00:17:54,611 --> 00:17:55,961
Is that everything?
295
00:17:56,439 --> 00:17:57,484
Yeah.
296
00:17:58,485 --> 00:18:00,661
Are you sure?
297
00:18:00,791 --> 00:18:02,228
'Cause I know my mom
would have killed me
298
00:18:02,358 --> 00:18:04,230
if I'd lost something
on the way home.
299
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,448
Mine wouldn't.
300
00:18:05,579 --> 00:18:06,797
Really?
301
00:18:07,581 --> 00:18:08,887
Well...
302
00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:11,672
You're a lucky kid.
303
00:18:13,935 --> 00:18:15,284
Okay, take care.
304
00:18:15,415 --> 00:18:17,634
Oh. Watch where you're going.
305
00:19:32,883 --> 00:19:33,972
Honey, would you
start the water again?
306
00:19:34,102 --> 00:19:34,842
I'm on the phone.
307
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,191
Okay.
308
00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:43,242
Thanks for going.
309
00:19:43,372 --> 00:19:44,591
No problem.
310
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,122
Mom, I want to
go out on that date.
311
00:19:57,082 --> 00:19:58,735
Of course you do.
312
00:19:58,866 --> 00:19:59,780
You're just gonna
have to trust
313
00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:01,608
that I know what's best.
314
00:20:01,738 --> 00:20:02,435
Mom, you're always
saying that I'm smart.
315
00:20:03,479 --> 00:20:04,567
And I am smart.
316
00:20:04,698 --> 00:20:06,787
I'm as smart
as any 16-year-old.
317
00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:09,050
People always tell me
that I look like I'm 16.
318
00:20:09,181 --> 00:20:10,965
But, honey, you're not.
319
00:20:12,097 --> 00:20:13,489
Look, I know you think
320
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:15,491
that two years
is a really long time,
321
00:20:15,622 --> 00:20:17,102
but you need it.
322
00:20:17,232 --> 00:20:18,364
You need it
to learn about yourself.
323
00:20:18,494 --> 00:20:19,495
I wish I had
taken the time.
324
00:20:20,975 --> 00:20:22,629
You know, Mom,
325
00:20:22,759 --> 00:20:24,370
dating does not
necessarily mean
326
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,414
getting pregnant.
327
00:20:28,722 --> 00:20:31,159
No, it doesn't.
328
00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:33,379
But it... It does mean
a whole set of problems
329
00:20:33,509 --> 00:20:35,033
that you are not emotionally ready
to handle.
330
00:20:36,077 --> 00:20:38,601
Honey, I was
14 once, too.
331
00:20:38,732 --> 00:20:42,214
I wanted it all,
I wanted it really fast.
332
00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:45,086
Lisa, I will never,
ever regret having you.
333
00:20:45,217 --> 00:20:47,654
But I do regret
not taking more time
334
00:20:47,784 --> 00:20:49,438
before I moved
into an adult world.
335
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,528
I'm not gonna
let you make that mistake.
336
00:20:52,659 --> 00:20:54,095
I won't allow it.
337
00:20:54,226 --> 00:20:55,966
You're not being fair.
338
00:20:56,097 --> 00:20:57,881
You've always said that I have
a say in everything.
339
00:20:58,012 --> 00:20:59,144
Why don't I have
a say in this?
340
00:20:59,274 --> 00:21:00,971
You're having a say.
341
00:21:01,102 --> 00:21:03,365
We're talking about it.
We're discussing it.
342
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:06,194
It doesn't mean it's gonna
turn out in your favor.
343
00:21:07,152 --> 00:21:08,588
Honey...
344
00:21:09,763 --> 00:21:10,894
You're 14.
345
00:21:12,157 --> 00:21:13,375
Don't wish your life away.
346
00:21:14,594 --> 00:21:16,117
You're gonna have
plenty of time
347
00:21:16,248 --> 00:21:18,424
to experience everything you want,
I promise.
348
00:21:23,603 --> 00:21:24,778
Can we eat?
349
00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:00,683
Earth to Lisa.
350
00:22:03,860 --> 00:22:06,559
Oh, God,
that was awful.
351
00:22:06,689 --> 00:22:08,126
You looked like
you were having fun.
352
00:22:08,256 --> 00:22:10,171
Fun? Do you know
what it's like
353
00:22:10,302 --> 00:22:11,999
having to watch
every word you say
354
00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:13,522
so you don't sound
like a total geek?
355
00:22:13,653 --> 00:22:15,263
And in the middle
of a sentence
356
00:22:15,394 --> 00:22:16,743
trying to remember if you put on
lip gloss or not?
357
00:22:16,873 --> 00:22:18,484
I'm a nervous wreck.
358
00:22:18,614 --> 00:22:19,441
Where's he
taking you?
359
00:22:20,442 --> 00:22:22,270
To the movies.
360
00:22:22,401 --> 00:22:24,925
Lisa, we are going to be
sitting in the dark
361
00:22:25,055 --> 00:22:26,796
for two hours.
362
00:22:26,927 --> 00:22:28,537
What if he tries something?
His reputation...
363
00:22:28,668 --> 00:22:29,538
So don't go.
364
00:22:30,539 --> 00:22:32,715
But I want to go.
365
00:22:32,846 --> 00:22:33,934
I just don't want
to go without you.
366
00:22:36,066 --> 00:22:37,416
Come on, don't you
want to go out with Eric?
367
00:22:39,113 --> 00:22:42,290
Are you kidding?
He's gorgeous.
368
00:22:42,421 --> 00:22:44,118
Not compared to the guy
I met last night.
369
00:22:44,727 --> 00:22:45,467
What guy?
370
00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,513
Wendy,
371
00:22:47,643 --> 00:22:49,341
last night I met
372
00:22:49,471 --> 00:22:51,908
the most beautiful man
373
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:52,822
you have ever seen.
374
00:22:52,953 --> 00:22:55,173
"Met"? Or "saw"?
375
00:22:55,303 --> 00:22:57,044
Met. We had a conversation.
376
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:58,741
He thought I was 16.
377
00:22:58,872 --> 00:23:00,961
Really? What's his name?
378
00:23:01,091 --> 00:23:02,223
I don't know.
379
00:23:02,354 --> 00:23:03,746
But I got
his license plate number,
380
00:23:03,877 --> 00:23:05,008
so I can always
get his name.
381
00:23:05,139 --> 00:23:06,184
And then what?
382
00:23:06,836 --> 00:23:08,186
Who knows?
383
00:23:08,316 --> 00:23:09,926
Maybe we'll fall in love.
384
00:23:45,484 --> 00:23:46,354
Hello?
385
00:23:51,751 --> 00:23:52,447
Hello?
386
00:23:54,928 --> 00:23:55,668
Is this Rick?
387
00:23:58,148 --> 00:23:59,149
Yes.
388
00:24:02,022 --> 00:24:03,023
Hi, guy.
389
00:24:04,590 --> 00:24:05,721
It's been a long time.
390
00:24:13,468 --> 00:24:14,339
How are you?
391
00:24:15,992 --> 00:24:16,993
I'm fine.
392
00:24:19,431 --> 00:24:22,085
How long has it been?
393
00:24:22,216 --> 00:24:23,739
You don't remember
who I am, do you?
394
00:24:26,786 --> 00:24:27,526
I'm not sure.
395
00:24:30,877 --> 00:24:33,445
What? There are
so many women in your life
396
00:24:33,575 --> 00:24:34,533
that you can't
remember me?
397
00:24:37,231 --> 00:24:38,493
Talk some more.
398
00:24:46,327 --> 00:24:47,502
Alison!
399
00:24:49,025 --> 00:24:49,983
Alison?
400
00:24:54,248 --> 00:24:55,815
Alison, are you
in there?
401
00:25:00,515 --> 00:25:01,516
Say, uh, excuse me.
402
00:25:01,647 --> 00:25:03,388
Do you live
on this street?
403
00:25:04,563 --> 00:25:06,956
Not far. Why?
404
00:25:07,087 --> 00:25:08,654
Do you happen to know
the lady who lives here,
405
00:25:08,784 --> 00:25:09,655
her name's Alison?
406
00:25:12,658 --> 00:25:14,355
No, I'm sorry, I don't.
407
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:27,760
No, that's not where I know you from.
408
00:25:29,718 --> 00:25:30,589
Guess again.
409
00:25:35,594 --> 00:25:38,727
You're disguising
your voice, aren't you?
410
00:25:38,858 --> 00:25:40,555
That's why
I can't place you.
411
00:25:42,252 --> 00:25:43,515
No, Rick.
412
00:25:44,646 --> 00:25:46,039
This is my voice.
413
00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:49,390
You think about it,
414
00:25:49,521 --> 00:25:51,349
and I'll call you later.
415
00:25:52,045 --> 00:25:53,220
No, wait...
416
00:26:09,671 --> 00:26:11,499
Hi, Mrs. Marks.
Is Wendy there?
417
00:26:14,546 --> 00:26:16,069
Oh.
418
00:26:16,199 --> 00:26:17,897
Nick already picked her up?
419
00:26:19,681 --> 00:26:21,379
No, that's okay.
420
00:26:21,509 --> 00:26:22,902
I'll talk to her tomorrow.
421
00:26:23,032 --> 00:26:24,033
Bye.
422
00:26:30,562 --> 00:26:31,737
Lis?
423
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,869
Hi, honey.
424
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,654
Oh, what?
425
00:26:35,784 --> 00:26:37,220
Not only am I
too young to date,
426
00:26:37,351 --> 00:26:38,396
I'm too young to have
a little privacy?
427
00:26:38,526 --> 00:26:39,832
Sorry.
428
00:26:39,962 --> 00:26:41,399
I didn't say
you could come in.
429
00:26:41,529 --> 00:26:42,965
Well, excuse me.
430
00:26:43,096 --> 00:26:44,227
I just came to see
if you were hungry.
431
00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:46,578
I already ate.
432
00:26:46,708 --> 00:26:49,058
Oh. Gee, that's too bad.
433
00:26:49,189 --> 00:26:50,582
I stopped at the market
and I got some Cokes,
434
00:26:50,712 --> 00:26:52,018
and I ordered a pizza
with everything on it,
435
00:26:52,148 --> 00:26:53,802
just like you like it.
436
00:26:53,933 --> 00:26:54,673
Maybe later.
437
00:26:56,414 --> 00:26:57,763
Mom...
438
00:26:57,893 --> 00:26:59,504
...is it okay if Wendy
439
00:26:59,634 --> 00:27:00,722
sleeps over here
tomorrow night
440
00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:01,810
instead of me
over there?
441
00:27:03,812 --> 00:27:04,639
Um...
442
00:27:05,814 --> 00:27:06,815
Sure.
443
00:27:30,056 --> 00:27:31,492
Ready for lunch?
444
00:27:31,623 --> 00:27:33,407
Sure am.
That's gonna look great.
445
00:27:33,538 --> 00:27:34,930
Oh, thanks. Have fun!
446
00:27:37,411 --> 00:27:38,760
Oh, sweetheart,
447
00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:40,936
I'm gonna have to cancel our date
for tonight.
448
00:27:44,244 --> 00:27:45,550
I'm not counting,
but that's, what?
449
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,812
One, two, three...
450
00:27:46,942 --> 00:27:48,204
I know, I know.
I'm sorry.
451
00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,816
It's just that
the plan's changed.
452
00:27:50,946 --> 00:27:52,600
Lisa was supposed to spend the night
at Wendy's house,
453
00:27:52,731 --> 00:27:54,820
but instead, Wendy's gonna
stay at our house.
454
00:27:56,735 --> 00:27:58,824
- Katherine.
- Yes?
455
00:27:58,954 --> 00:28:00,478
Can I ask you
a question?
456
00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:02,654
Sure.
457
00:28:02,784 --> 00:28:04,090
Why are you treating me
458
00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:05,700
like we're having
an illicit affair
459
00:28:05,831 --> 00:28:07,441
instead of
a relationship?
460
00:28:09,617 --> 00:28:11,358
I mean, stop
breaking dates with me.
461
00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:12,794
Invite me over.
462
00:28:15,144 --> 00:28:17,016
It's complicated.
463
00:28:17,146 --> 00:28:18,887
It doesn't have to be.
464
00:28:23,588 --> 00:28:24,893
But it is.
465
00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:28,331
You have no idea
what it's like
466
00:28:28,462 --> 00:28:31,160
having a 14-year-old daughter.
467
00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:32,727
When I come home,
she's wearing my lipstick.
468
00:28:32,858 --> 00:28:34,816
If I go on a diet,
she goes on a diet.
469
00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:36,470
If she even thought
I was sleeping with somebody,
470
00:28:36,601 --> 00:28:37,732
she might think
it was all right for her.
471
00:28:37,863 --> 00:28:38,820
Look, I don't
have to stay over,
472
00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:39,995
I can just show up.
473
00:28:40,126 --> 00:28:41,475
You can introduce us.
474
00:28:41,606 --> 00:28:43,346
Maybe I'd like her.
Maybe she'd like me.
475
00:28:43,477 --> 00:28:44,565
I know she'd like you.
476
00:28:44,696 --> 00:28:46,524
Maybe she would
come to understand
477
00:28:46,654 --> 00:28:48,917
that she wasn't
the only one who loved you.
478
00:28:50,745 --> 00:28:51,616
I just think she'd get
very attached to you.
479
00:28:53,269 --> 00:28:55,576
But I've dated a woman
with children before.
480
00:28:56,534 --> 00:28:57,839
They liked you?
481
00:28:58,753 --> 00:28:59,798
Yes.
482
00:29:01,495 --> 00:29:03,584
Do you still see them?
483
00:29:03,715 --> 00:29:06,108
No. No, not since I
stopped seeing their mother.
484
00:29:06,239 --> 00:29:07,588
That's my point.
485
00:29:10,156 --> 00:29:12,027
I can't do that to her.
She's not ready for that.
486
00:29:13,768 --> 00:29:15,422
You know,
I think it's you
487
00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:16,466
that isn't ready.
488
00:29:22,777 --> 00:29:23,648
He's here.
489
00:29:24,126 --> 00:29:25,432
Good.
490
00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:26,781
I'll go ring his bell
491
00:29:26,912 --> 00:29:28,957
and tell him his future wife
has arrived.
492
00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:31,917
Just kidding.
493
00:29:33,353 --> 00:29:34,572
So anyway,
all through the movie
494
00:29:34,702 --> 00:29:35,660
I keep looking
over at him
495
00:29:35,790 --> 00:29:37,009
to see if he's
gonna try anything.
496
00:29:37,139 --> 00:29:39,098
He's actually
watching the movie.
497
00:29:39,228 --> 00:29:40,186
I couldn't believe it.
498
00:29:40,316 --> 00:29:41,753
So I figure
he'll do it later.
499
00:29:41,883 --> 00:29:43,406
We leave,
he drives me home,
500
00:29:43,537 --> 00:29:44,799
pulls up in front of my house,
501
00:29:44,930 --> 00:29:46,975
and he actually
starts talking.
502
00:29:47,106 --> 00:29:48,237
I couldn't believe it.
503
00:29:48,368 --> 00:29:49,978
But I'm still waiting
for the big move.
504
00:29:50,109 --> 00:29:52,198
So finally, he walks me
up to my door.
505
00:29:53,199 --> 00:29:53,939
What happened?
506
00:29:56,245 --> 00:29:57,464
He just kissed me
on the cheek
507
00:29:57,595 --> 00:29:58,204
and said good night.
508
00:30:00,815 --> 00:30:02,295
Wendy, there he is.
509
00:30:04,558 --> 00:30:05,907
That's him?
510
00:30:07,343 --> 00:30:08,127
God, he's gorgeous!
511
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:13,567
What's he doing
wearing a tuxedo
512
00:30:13,698 --> 00:30:14,786
in the middle
of the day?
513
00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:16,614
Who knows?
Let's follow him.
514
00:30:32,151 --> 00:30:33,413
How the hell are we supposed
to get a picture?
515
00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:36,242
Maybe he's late
for something.
516
00:30:37,330 --> 00:30:38,592
An affair.
517
00:30:38,723 --> 00:30:39,375
Modeling assignment.
518
00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:08,883
Come on,
let's get a closer look!
519
00:31:09,014 --> 00:31:11,016
No, no!
He'll recognize me!
520
00:31:11,146 --> 00:31:12,321
- No!
- Come on!
521
00:31:14,628 --> 00:31:15,716
Excuse me!
522
00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:05,070
He's not a model,
he's a waiter.
523
00:32:19,214 --> 00:32:20,738
He's not a waiter,
he runs the place.
524
00:32:20,868 --> 00:32:21,739
Maybe he even owns it!
525
00:32:55,076 --> 00:32:57,818
LAX, American Airlines
flight information, please.
526
00:33:00,473 --> 00:33:01,648
Thanks.
527
00:33:10,396 --> 00:33:12,354
Judy, this is Laura...
528
00:33:12,485 --> 00:33:14,748
Yes, I'd like the status
on Flight 76.
529
00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:17,751
Yes, from New York.
530
00:33:19,884 --> 00:33:22,843
Yeah, I'll hold.
531
00:33:22,974 --> 00:33:24,802
...asked me
to remind you about the...
532
00:33:27,674 --> 00:33:29,154
Judy, hi, it's Charlie.
533
00:33:29,284 --> 00:33:30,024
Listen, I'm sorry
about what happened...
534
00:33:34,637 --> 00:33:36,596
Judy, remember that dirt
we heard about Susan and David?
535
00:33:36,726 --> 00:33:37,727
Call me for details.
536
00:33:37,858 --> 00:33:39,120
It's on the ground?
537
00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:40,382
Hi, honey, it's me.
538
00:33:40,513 --> 00:33:41,862
Don't worry
about the airport.
539
00:33:41,993 --> 00:33:44,734
I'll just take a cab
to your place.
540
00:33:44,865 --> 00:33:46,432
See you about 9:30.
I miss you.
541
00:33:48,347 --> 00:33:49,522
Hi, Judy.
542
00:33:49,652 --> 00:33:51,480
This is Richard.
543
00:33:51,611 --> 00:33:54,440
I'm in your apartment,
and I'm going to kill you.
544
00:34:00,098 --> 00:34:02,796
Hi, Judy.
This is Richard.
545
00:34:02,927 --> 00:34:05,886
I'm in your apartment,
and I'm going to kill you.
546
00:34:17,115 --> 00:34:19,378
Hi, Jim.
This is Judy.
547
00:34:19,508 --> 00:34:20,814
Save your sick jokes
for someone
548
00:34:20,945 --> 00:34:22,424
who appreciates them.
549
00:34:22,555 --> 00:34:24,122
By the way,
lose my number.
550
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:05,685
Please...
551
00:35:06,947 --> 00:35:08,209
Don't hurt me.
552
00:35:09,645 --> 00:35:11,169
I will do whatever you want.
553
00:35:18,393 --> 00:35:19,351
Please.
554
00:35:24,878 --> 00:35:25,835
Say something.
555
00:35:52,688 --> 00:35:53,863
Say something.
556
00:35:56,170 --> 00:35:57,258
I love you.
557
00:37:12,159 --> 00:37:13,030
Hello?
558
00:37:15,206 --> 00:37:16,642
Ah, hello?
559
00:37:18,383 --> 00:37:20,341
Hi, guy. Did I wake you?
560
00:37:21,299 --> 00:37:24,041
Uh, yeah, I guess so.
561
00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:29,481
But it's all right. I, uh...
562
00:37:29,611 --> 00:37:32,353
Thought I was coming down
with a cold, so I...
563
00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:35,095
Took some NyQuil
and must have just conked out.
564
00:37:38,142 --> 00:37:39,230
Did you call earlier?
565
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,970
I thought
I heard the phone ring.
566
00:37:41,101 --> 00:37:42,972
I did call earlier.
567
00:37:43,103 --> 00:37:44,452
Do you want
to go back to sleep?
568
00:37:44,583 --> 00:37:46,628
Oh, no, no.
569
00:37:46,759 --> 00:37:48,500
No, I've been
waiting for your call.
570
00:37:48,630 --> 00:37:49,544
I've missed you.
571
00:37:51,981 --> 00:37:53,026
You should take
some vitamin C
572
00:37:53,157 --> 00:37:54,375
and go back to bed,
573
00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:55,942
and then
I'll call you tomorrow.
574
00:37:56,073 --> 00:37:57,509
No, wait a minute.
575
00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,294
You call, you wake me up,
576
00:38:00,425 --> 00:38:02,166
you get me all excited,
577
00:38:02,296 --> 00:38:05,082
and you still haven't
told me who you are.
578
00:38:05,212 --> 00:38:06,431
Don't I even
get a clue?
579
00:38:07,432 --> 00:38:08,911
Maybe tomorrow.
580
00:38:09,042 --> 00:38:10,478
Just... Just one clue.
581
00:38:12,263 --> 00:38:13,177
Where do you know me from?
582
00:38:15,396 --> 00:38:17,094
The restaurant.
583
00:38:17,746 --> 00:38:18,356
The restaurant.
584
00:38:19,487 --> 00:38:21,054
Oh, the restaurant.
585
00:38:22,403 --> 00:38:24,057
So that's how you know me.
586
00:38:25,798 --> 00:38:27,713
Go back to bed.
587
00:38:27,843 --> 00:38:29,845
I'll call you tomorrow
and see how you're feeling.
588
00:38:31,151 --> 00:38:32,196
No, don't call.
589
00:38:34,154 --> 00:38:35,416
Come over.
590
00:38:39,159 --> 00:38:40,073
I can't.
591
00:38:41,335 --> 00:38:42,902
Well, then,
592
00:38:43,032 --> 00:38:44,077
give me your number,
and I'll call you
593
00:38:44,208 --> 00:38:45,252
when I wake up.
594
00:38:46,862 --> 00:38:49,082
I can't do that, either.
Good night.
595
00:39:15,891 --> 00:39:17,415
Hello?
596
00:39:18,633 --> 00:39:19,634
Ah, hello?
597
00:39:21,810 --> 00:39:23,638
Hi, guy.
Did I wake you?
598
00:39:34,127 --> 00:39:35,563
Hello?
599
00:39:36,912 --> 00:39:38,479
Ah, hello?
600
00:39:40,438 --> 00:39:42,744
Hi, guy.
Did I wake you?
601
00:39:51,536 --> 00:39:53,625
Okay, you guys,
what's the big secret?
602
00:39:53,755 --> 00:39:54,800
Huh?
603
00:39:57,542 --> 00:39:59,500
- That's my dad.
- I'll let him in.
604
00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:04,940
Uh, Kathy?
605
00:40:05,071 --> 00:40:06,812
Lisa said you guys are really having
no plans for Easter weekend,
606
00:40:06,942 --> 00:40:08,596
since you're gonna
be working and all,
607
00:40:08,727 --> 00:40:10,119
so I think maybe I could stay here with
you guys for a while.
608
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:11,338
Well, you know,
I mean my parents
609
00:40:11,469 --> 00:40:12,948
really want me
to go with them to Big Bear
610
00:40:13,079 --> 00:40:14,515
'cause we're opening up the cabin
for the summer and everything
611
00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:15,821
but I don't really
want to go, you know?
612
00:40:15,951 --> 00:40:17,562
You don't want to go?
613
00:40:17,692 --> 00:40:20,042
No, not really. The first weekend,
it's always so dirty,
614
00:40:20,173 --> 00:40:22,393
there's spiders everywhere, my brother's
such a royal pain in the butt
615
00:40:22,523 --> 00:40:24,221
and I figured I'd have more fun
here with you guys.
616
00:40:24,351 --> 00:40:25,613
And anyways, all the guys
are gonna be planning
617
00:40:25,744 --> 00:40:26,701
lots of parties and we...
618
00:40:30,009 --> 00:40:32,316
Well, Lisa already has plans.
619
00:40:32,446 --> 00:40:33,882
She's gonna earn
little extra money
620
00:40:34,013 --> 00:40:35,449
and help me out at the shop
like she usually does.
621
00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:36,581
But I don't wanna do that.
622
00:40:37,756 --> 00:40:39,366
- Knock, knock.
- Hi, Mr. Marks.
623
00:40:39,497 --> 00:40:40,889
- Hi, Dad.
- Hi, Larry.
624
00:40:41,716 --> 00:40:42,543
Hello, ladies.
625
00:40:44,110 --> 00:40:45,677
- I brought up your paper.
- Oh, thanks.
626
00:40:45,807 --> 00:40:46,765
Here's the headline.
627
00:40:47,896 --> 00:40:49,289
Oh...
628
00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:50,769
Sick son-of-a-bitch
do it again.
629
00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:53,946
The candlelight killer.
630
00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:56,165
God, I wish they'd
quit sensationalizing this.
631
00:40:56,296 --> 00:40:58,080
Well, I guess
it sells newspapers.
632
00:40:58,211 --> 00:40:59,212
I'm gonna go get my stuff.
633
00:40:59,343 --> 00:41:00,648
Good.
634
00:41:02,084 --> 00:41:03,390
You want some coffee?
635
00:41:03,521 --> 00:41:06,611
Uh, no, thanks.
I'm all coffee'd out.
636
00:41:06,741 --> 00:41:08,265
So, you guys are gonna go to
Big Bear this weekend, huh?
637
00:41:08,395 --> 00:41:11,050
Mmm-hmm. You know what?
638
00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:13,792
You two should
come along with us.
639
00:41:13,922 --> 00:41:15,533
I know the fella who runs the bed
and breakfast up there,
640
00:41:15,663 --> 00:41:17,709
and I bet he can squeeze
you in, come on!
641
00:41:17,839 --> 00:41:19,145
Oh, that sounds so
great, but I can't.
642
00:41:19,276 --> 00:41:20,494
Easter weekend.
It's one of my biggest weekends.
643
00:41:20,625 --> 00:41:22,322
And I'm up to my
neck in orders.
644
00:41:23,018 --> 00:41:24,716
Are you sure?
645
00:41:24,846 --> 00:41:26,239
Now, we're not gonna stay up there
the whole weekend
646
00:41:26,370 --> 00:41:27,806
and I have to come back
on Saturday,
647
00:41:27,936 --> 00:41:29,329
my company's having
this big Easter party.
648
00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:30,983
- Come on.
- Thanks. We can't.
649
00:41:33,681 --> 00:41:34,508
I could go.
650
00:41:35,683 --> 00:41:36,641
Great. We'd love to have her.
651
00:41:37,816 --> 00:41:39,296
Ah, Lisa has plans.
652
00:41:44,953 --> 00:41:46,041
- You ready?
- Yep.
653
00:41:46,825 --> 00:41:48,130
Okay. See ya.
654
00:41:49,044 --> 00:41:49,697
Bye, Lis.
655
00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:52,570
Thanks again.
656
00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:53,527
Bye, honey.
657
00:41:56,269 --> 00:41:57,314
You guys have
a great weekend, huh?
658
00:41:58,402 --> 00:41:59,664
Thanks! Bye!
659
00:42:15,593 --> 00:42:16,768
Why can't I go?
660
00:42:19,597 --> 00:42:20,598
Because I think you and Wendy
have spent
661
00:42:20,728 --> 00:42:22,077
enough time together
for a while.
662
00:42:22,208 --> 00:42:24,689
There's nothing wrong
with Wendy, okay?
663
00:42:24,819 --> 00:42:27,126
Wendy is my best friend, okay?
664
00:42:27,256 --> 00:42:29,389
There's nothing wrong
with my best friend!
665
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,999
That's not what I said.
666
00:42:31,130 --> 00:42:32,392
You know, nothing
happened on their date!
667
00:42:32,523 --> 00:42:33,741
They didn't even kiss!
668
00:42:34,394 --> 00:42:36,178
I'm glad.
669
00:42:36,309 --> 00:42:38,572
You know, you're trying to make me
lose my best friend.
670
00:42:38,703 --> 00:42:40,966
I wanna go away
with her and her family!
671
00:42:41,096 --> 00:42:43,011
You don't have time
to spend with me, anyway!
672
00:42:43,142 --> 00:42:44,404
I think you better
calm down, young lady,
673
00:42:44,535 --> 00:42:45,884
or you're gonna
go to your room.
674
00:42:46,014 --> 00:42:47,146
Do you hear me?
That's your choice.
675
00:42:47,276 --> 00:42:48,408
You know,
you really have changed.
676
00:42:48,539 --> 00:42:49,931
When I was a little kid,
677
00:42:50,062 --> 00:42:51,629
you treated me more like an adult
than you do now!
678
00:43:03,249 --> 00:43:04,381
Wendy!
679
00:43:06,557 --> 00:43:07,732
I got to go talk to Lisa.
I'll be right back.
680
00:43:07,862 --> 00:43:08,689
I'll be here, babe.
681
00:43:10,996 --> 00:43:12,693
To hell with my mom.
I wanna hang out with you guys.
682
00:43:14,739 --> 00:43:16,349
You can't.
683
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:17,655
Eric already asked Casey.
684
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,186
Some other time, okay?
685
00:43:28,230 --> 00:43:29,580
Yeah.
686
00:43:35,237 --> 00:43:36,848
You're right, it smells terrific.
687
00:43:36,978 --> 00:43:37,631
- Can you excuse me one second?
- Yeah, of course.
688
00:43:38,676 --> 00:43:39,764
Designs by Katherine.
689
00:43:41,505 --> 00:43:42,419
Hi, guy. You home?
690
00:43:42,549 --> 00:43:43,898
Yeah, I'm home.
691
00:43:44,029 --> 00:43:46,205
Just checking in.
692
00:43:46,335 --> 00:43:48,381
Honey, can I call you right back?
I have a customer.
693
00:43:48,512 --> 00:43:49,774
I'm going out.
I have to meet Wendy.
694
00:43:51,079 --> 00:43:52,254
Okay. Uh, I'll
see you at home.
695
00:43:53,212 --> 00:43:54,474
Love you, Lis.
696
00:45:03,630 --> 00:45:06,503
Hey, Rick. Rad car.
697
00:45:06,633 --> 00:45:08,200
Wanna take me for a drive?
698
00:45:48,762 --> 00:45:49,720
Great. He's got
the same code I do.
699
00:45:49,850 --> 00:45:50,895
I'll have to
have mine changed.
700
00:45:56,944 --> 00:45:58,337
You're leaving
his car unlocked.
701
00:45:58,467 --> 00:45:59,773
They re-arm
themselves automatically.
702
00:46:14,483 --> 00:46:16,573
You don't mind
if I drive, do you?
703
00:46:41,902 --> 00:46:42,947
Oh, shit.
704
00:48:24,831 --> 00:48:27,399
♪ Now when I was a little boy
705
00:48:27,529 --> 00:48:30,489
♪ At the age of five
706
00:48:30,619 --> 00:48:32,143
♪ I had something in my pocket
707
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,669
♪ Keep a lot of folks alive
708
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,105
♪ Now I'm a man
709
00:48:39,890 --> 00:48:42,457
♪ Made twenty-one
710
00:48:42,588 --> 00:48:45,547
♪ You know baby
711
00:48:45,678 --> 00:48:48,333
♪ We can have a lotta fun
712
00:48:48,463 --> 00:48:49,726
♪ I'm a man
713
00:48:51,423 --> 00:48:52,729
♪ I spell "M"
714
00:48:54,426 --> 00:48:55,470
♪ "A"
715
00:48:57,298 --> 00:48:58,386
♪ "N"
716
00:49:00,127 --> 00:49:01,781
♪ Man
717
00:49:22,541 --> 00:49:25,326
♪ Ohh...
718
00:49:25,457 --> 00:49:28,242
♪ Aww...
719
00:49:28,373 --> 00:49:30,941
♪ Ohh...
720
00:49:31,071 --> 00:49:33,770
♪ Aww...
721
00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:36,947
♪ Ahh...
722
00:49:37,077 --> 00:49:38,644
♪ Ohh...
723
00:49:58,272 --> 00:49:59,273
- Good afternoon.
- Hi.
724
00:50:39,792 --> 00:50:42,055
I was so scared
I thought I would die!
725
00:50:42,186 --> 00:50:44,753
If he found me, I would have been
so embarrassed.
726
00:50:44,884 --> 00:50:47,060
Embarrassed?
727
00:50:47,191 --> 00:50:49,323
Lisa, for all you know, this guy could be
some kind of a pervert.
728
00:50:50,063 --> 00:50:51,760
He's no pervert.
729
00:50:51,891 --> 00:50:53,240
How could a guy who looks like that
be a pervert?
730
00:50:54,154 --> 00:50:55,199
But still, you shouldn't...
731
00:50:55,329 --> 00:50:57,157
I got to go.
732
00:50:57,288 --> 00:50:59,594
I'm gonna try and call him
before my mom gets in.
733
00:50:59,725 --> 00:51:01,205
So, I'll talk to you later.
734
00:51:01,335 --> 00:51:02,075
Bye.
735
00:51:28,188 --> 00:51:29,059
Hello?
736
00:51:29,842 --> 00:51:30,887
Hi, Rick.
737
00:51:34,847 --> 00:51:37,458
Can you do me a favor?
738
00:51:37,589 --> 00:51:40,113
Call me "Richard."
739
00:51:40,244 --> 00:51:41,462
You don't like
being called Rick?
740
00:51:41,593 --> 00:51:44,378
No. I don't.
741
00:51:44,509 --> 00:51:47,599
Okay... Richard.
742
00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:50,254
You didn't call yesterday.
743
00:51:50,384 --> 00:51:53,126
I tried. There was no answer.
744
00:51:53,257 --> 00:51:55,694
Well, I'm sorry I missed you.
745
00:51:55,824 --> 00:51:57,870
You should get
an answering machine.
746
00:51:58,001 --> 00:52:00,568
Then I could, I could
leave you messages.
747
00:52:00,699 --> 00:52:01,482
Do you have one?
748
00:52:03,658 --> 00:52:05,356
Doesn't everyone?
749
00:52:05,486 --> 00:52:06,748
Well, it's not fair,
then, is it?
750
00:52:08,228 --> 00:52:10,187
What isn't fair?
751
00:52:10,317 --> 00:52:12,667
Well, you can
leave me messages anytime.
752
00:52:12,798 --> 00:52:15,975
I can't leave you any.
I don't have your number.
753
00:52:17,977 --> 00:52:19,370
See what I mean?
754
00:52:21,241 --> 00:52:22,634
You can just pick up the phone
755
00:52:22,764 --> 00:52:24,941
and call me anytime you like.
756
00:52:26,551 --> 00:52:28,422
All I can do is sit here...
757
00:52:29,380 --> 00:52:30,468
And wait.
758
00:52:32,513 --> 00:52:34,863
Would you like me
to stop calling?
759
00:52:34,994 --> 00:52:36,474
Oh, no, no, absolutely not.
760
00:52:36,604 --> 00:52:38,041
I enjoy our conversations.
761
00:52:38,998 --> 00:52:40,173
It's just...
762
00:52:42,219 --> 00:52:43,263
I don't want to feel used.
763
00:52:45,874 --> 00:52:47,528
I wouldn't do that to you.
764
00:52:47,659 --> 00:52:49,878
Ah, but you already are.
765
00:52:50,009 --> 00:52:53,665
You know who I am,
where I work,
766
00:52:53,795 --> 00:52:55,406
what I look like,
767
00:52:55,536 --> 00:52:57,451
I don't know
anything about you.
768
00:53:00,411 --> 00:53:02,195
I want to meet you. See you.
769
00:53:05,851 --> 00:53:08,767
I think that we should talk
770
00:53:08,897 --> 00:53:11,596
and, and get to know
each other better
771
00:53:11,726 --> 00:53:14,642
and become, friends.
772
00:53:14,773 --> 00:53:16,644
Friends? You haven't
even told me your name.
773
00:53:16,775 --> 00:53:18,081
It's Lisa.
774
00:53:19,082 --> 00:53:20,083
Lisa?
775
00:53:22,476 --> 00:53:24,348
I don't think your
name is Lisa.
776
00:53:26,219 --> 00:53:27,568
But if that's what
you want me to call you,
777
00:53:27,699 --> 00:53:29,962
that's fine. For now.
778
00:53:31,964 --> 00:53:33,966
Richard, I have to go.
779
00:53:34,097 --> 00:53:36,577
My other line's ringing.
I'll talk to you later.
780
00:53:36,708 --> 00:53:37,839
No, wait...
781
00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:47,893
Lisa.
782
00:53:53,986 --> 00:53:56,815
Hi, guy. Sorry I couldn't
talk to you earlier.
783
00:53:56,945 --> 00:53:59,122
I've been swamped.
784
00:53:59,252 --> 00:54:00,297
But I do have
a surprise for you.
785
00:54:00,949 --> 00:54:02,821
What?
786
00:54:02,951 --> 00:54:04,301
I called Larry and told him
you could go to Big Bear.
787
00:54:06,085 --> 00:54:07,434
Mom...
788
00:54:07,565 --> 00:54:09,393
Oh, my God! Thanks!
789
00:54:09,523 --> 00:54:10,524
You're really great.
790
00:54:12,831 --> 00:54:14,528
Listen, it's gonna be
way too late tonight,
791
00:54:14,659 --> 00:54:15,877
but do you want to do
something fun tomorrow night?
792
00:54:27,454 --> 00:54:29,587
Just concentrate.
You'll put this one right down the middle.
793
00:54:29,717 --> 00:54:31,806
Yeah, sure, Mom.
794
00:54:31,937 --> 00:54:33,069
You know what
you're doing wrong?
795
00:54:33,199 --> 00:54:34,635
You're letting the ball
roll over the holes.
796
00:54:34,766 --> 00:54:35,680
You really ought
to let your dad
797
00:54:35,810 --> 00:54:37,508
show you how to do that right.
798
00:54:37,812 --> 00:54:39,336
- I don't have a dad.
- Oh.
799
00:54:42,078 --> 00:54:42,774
Could you show me?
800
00:54:44,906 --> 00:54:47,474
Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to.
801
00:54:47,605 --> 00:54:49,607
What you got to do is let your thumb
come out of the ball first.
802
00:54:49,737 --> 00:54:51,739
- Okay, thumb out first.
- Yeah, that's good.
803
00:54:51,870 --> 00:54:53,001
Right.
804
00:54:56,570 --> 00:54:57,658
Oh, yeah. That's great.
805
00:54:59,443 --> 00:55:01,271
Come on! Come on!
806
00:55:02,620 --> 00:55:04,491
Come on! Come on! Come on!
807
00:55:05,536 --> 00:55:06,537
Oh, come on!
808
00:55:08,539 --> 00:55:09,496
- Yeah!
- Strike!
809
00:55:11,107 --> 00:55:12,238
Uh, spare.
810
00:55:12,369 --> 00:55:13,239
What? I did it with one ball!
811
00:55:15,241 --> 00:55:17,591
Sorry, it was the second ball.
It's a spare.
812
00:55:17,722 --> 00:55:19,332
Aw, come on!
You got to give the kid a break.
813
00:55:19,463 --> 00:55:20,333
- Yeah, give me a break.
- Yeah.
814
00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:23,728
- Come on, give her a break.
- Lighten up, Mom.
815
00:55:23,858 --> 00:55:25,904
Okay, okay.
816
00:55:26,034 --> 00:55:26,905
Why don't you
thank the nice man?
817
00:55:27,906 --> 00:55:29,690
My, uh, my name is Don.
818
00:55:29,821 --> 00:55:31,649
- Thanks, Don.
- Yeah, thank you, Don.
819
00:55:31,779 --> 00:55:32,867
So, do you two have names?
820
00:55:32,998 --> 00:55:35,479
We're, uh...
821
00:55:35,609 --> 00:55:37,394
We're kind of having a little family time
together tonight.
822
00:55:37,785 --> 00:55:38,873
Oh.
823
00:55:40,310 --> 00:55:42,268
Okay, I understand.
824
00:55:42,399 --> 00:55:44,052
- You guys have a good time. Right?
- Thanks.
825
00:55:48,274 --> 00:55:50,929
Mom. That guy was really cute
and he liked you.
826
00:55:52,670 --> 00:55:54,585
It's my turn. Keep score.
827
00:55:56,152 --> 00:55:57,762
You sure are uptight.
828
00:56:08,903 --> 00:56:09,643
Well, what's
so strange about her?
829
00:56:11,036 --> 00:56:13,169
Oh, I don't know.
830
00:56:13,299 --> 00:56:15,780
She just makes me
so mad sometimes.
831
00:56:19,479 --> 00:56:21,220
Well, what's her problem?
832
00:56:21,351 --> 00:56:24,049
Well, a couple of years ago,
833
00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:28,227
she got pregnant
and had the baby
834
00:56:28,358 --> 00:56:31,535
and the guy didn't want to
have anything to do with her.
835
00:56:31,665 --> 00:56:34,190
So, now she thinks
all men want is...
836
00:56:35,582 --> 00:56:36,453
You know.
837
00:56:38,890 --> 00:56:41,240
Well, some men are like that.
838
00:56:41,371 --> 00:56:42,894
Uh-huh?
839
00:56:43,024 --> 00:56:47,246
But, Richard, she's getting
stranger and stranger.
840
00:56:47,377 --> 00:56:50,380
Tonight this really nice man
came over to talk to her.
841
00:56:50,510 --> 00:56:52,643
He was very polite.
842
00:56:52,773 --> 00:56:55,080
She thought that
he was on the make.
843
00:56:55,211 --> 00:56:57,648
She told him to get lost.
844
00:56:57,778 --> 00:56:58,779
Well, I'm glad
she got rid of him.
845
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:03,219
Why?
846
00:57:03,349 --> 00:57:06,396
Well, he might have hit on you.
Then I'd be jealous.
847
00:57:06,526 --> 00:57:07,701
How could you be jealous?
848
00:57:09,007 --> 00:57:10,051
We haven't even met yet.
849
00:57:12,315 --> 00:57:14,186
I've listened to your voice.
850
00:57:15,753 --> 00:57:17,798
The way you
breathe into the phone.
851
00:57:19,757 --> 00:57:20,888
I know what you look like.
852
00:57:23,804 --> 00:57:24,457
What?
853
00:57:25,719 --> 00:57:27,112
You're beautiful.
854
00:57:28,156 --> 00:57:29,506
Well...
855
00:57:30,158 --> 00:57:31,812
That's true.
856
00:57:31,943 --> 00:57:34,859
See, I can tell
you have a beautiful mouth
857
00:57:34,989 --> 00:57:36,600
by the way you
form your words.
858
00:57:41,213 --> 00:57:42,693
And pale eyes.
859
00:57:44,260 --> 00:57:45,609
Blue-gray.
860
00:57:47,872 --> 00:57:49,656
Is your hair long and blonde?
861
00:57:54,008 --> 00:57:55,140
Yeah.
862
00:57:56,054 --> 00:57:57,273
Kind of.
863
00:58:00,406 --> 00:58:02,278
Why are you hiding from me?
I want to see you.
864
00:58:07,587 --> 00:58:08,632
Richard, I have to hang up.
865
00:58:09,328 --> 00:58:11,287
Mmm. No. Why?
866
00:58:13,289 --> 00:58:14,855
I just noticed the time.
867
00:58:14,986 --> 00:58:16,814
I have an early
meeting tomorrow.
868
00:58:16,944 --> 00:58:20,034
Okay, wait, wait... I want you to
promise me something.
869
00:58:20,165 --> 00:58:22,602
The next time you call,
we'll make a date.
870
00:58:24,778 --> 00:58:25,562
Okay.
871
00:58:26,954 --> 00:58:27,955
Bye.
872
00:58:31,568 --> 00:58:32,482
I thought I heard...
873
00:58:46,191 --> 00:58:47,932
I think you should
blow that guy off.
874
00:58:48,062 --> 00:58:50,543
I mean, he's more your
mother's age than yours.
875
00:58:50,674 --> 00:58:52,589
But, Wendy, you should hear
the things he says to me.
876
00:58:52,719 --> 00:58:54,330
He even told me
I was beautiful.
877
00:58:54,460 --> 00:58:56,897
Lisa, he doesn't even
know who you are.
878
00:58:57,028 --> 00:58:59,813
And anyway, if he finds out how old
you are, it'll all be over.
879
00:58:59,944 --> 00:59:02,599
You never know.
880
00:59:02,729 --> 00:59:05,950
Lisa, look. Just don't let this guy know
who you are, whatever you do.
881
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,126
I mean, he could get real pissed off
and get you into real trouble.
882
00:59:08,256 --> 00:59:11,303
- Maybe even tell your mom.
- I'd be dead.
883
00:59:11,434 --> 00:59:14,611
See? You'd be better off
setting the two of them up.
884
00:59:14,741 --> 00:59:15,742
Maybe if your mom
had a boyfriend
885
00:59:15,873 --> 00:59:17,483
and got it once in a while,
886
00:59:17,614 --> 00:59:18,745
she might leave you alone
and let you start dating.
887
00:59:29,669 --> 00:59:31,889
I'm in the flower business.
888
00:59:32,019 --> 00:59:34,631
Yeah? What do you do
in the flower business?
889
00:59:34,761 --> 00:59:37,242
I don't want to
talk about work.
890
00:59:37,373 --> 00:59:39,200
Okay. Let's talk about
891
00:59:39,331 --> 00:59:40,463
where and when we get to meet.
892
00:59:41,377 --> 00:59:43,814
Remember? You promised.
893
00:59:45,816 --> 00:59:47,383
Do you work tonight?
894
00:59:48,514 --> 00:59:51,082
I work every night.
895
00:59:51,212 --> 00:59:52,866
But I can always get away
for a couple of hours.
896
00:59:53,432 --> 00:59:54,477
Oh.
897
00:59:56,435 --> 00:59:59,133
Well, then, maybe
I'll just drop by.
898
00:59:59,264 --> 01:00:01,222
No, no.
899
01:00:01,353 --> 01:00:04,748
I, I don't think
that would be a good idea.
900
01:00:04,878 --> 01:00:07,446
Um, I don't like to mix
business and pleasure.
901
01:00:11,668 --> 01:00:13,321
I'm home!
902
01:00:13,452 --> 01:00:14,714
I'll be right out!
903
01:00:17,456 --> 01:00:18,414
Oh, hi, honey.
904
01:00:18,544 --> 01:00:19,589
Hello?
905
01:00:19,719 --> 01:00:20,633
Oh, good.
You're ready.
906
01:00:20,764 --> 01:00:23,244
Um, isn't that my dress?
907
01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:24,898
I was gonna
wear that tonight.
908
01:00:25,029 --> 01:00:26,291
Sorry. I thought you'd wear
your white one.
909
01:00:29,033 --> 01:00:30,904
Hello?
910
01:00:31,035 --> 01:00:33,254
I'll be right there.
Wendy's telling me a secret.
911
01:00:33,385 --> 01:00:34,647
Okay, okay.
912
01:00:34,778 --> 01:00:35,779
Could you
close the door?
913
01:00:36,475 --> 01:00:37,737
Yes, dear.
914
01:00:41,088 --> 01:00:42,481
Hello!
915
01:00:43,656 --> 01:00:44,788
Sorry, Richard.
916
01:00:45,745 --> 01:00:47,094
Who was that?
917
01:00:47,225 --> 01:00:48,792
My girlfriend.
918
01:00:48,922 --> 01:00:49,880
I have to go.
919
01:00:50,924 --> 01:00:51,795
What about tonight?
920
01:00:54,667 --> 01:00:56,713
I'll be wearing
a sexy white dress.
921
01:00:57,365 --> 01:00:58,889
Bye.
922
01:01:16,820 --> 01:01:19,431
So what was the big secret with
you and Wendy?
923
01:01:19,562 --> 01:01:21,302
If I told you, it wouldn't be
a secret, would it?
924
01:01:22,347 --> 01:01:23,653
That's true.
925
01:01:26,743 --> 01:01:28,962
Here's your white dress.
926
01:01:29,093 --> 01:01:30,790
Honey, I'm gonna wear this.
I think this looks great.
927
01:01:30,921 --> 01:01:31,922
You look prettier in this.
928
01:01:33,227 --> 01:01:34,533
The only trouble is,
929
01:01:34,664 --> 01:01:35,839
the shoes that go with it
are in being fixed.
930
01:01:36,448 --> 01:01:37,797
No, they're not.
931
01:01:39,756 --> 01:01:40,670
I picked them up for you.
932
01:01:42,019 --> 01:01:42,933
Oh.
933
01:01:44,064 --> 01:01:44,935
Great.
934
01:01:46,110 --> 01:01:47,198
Thanks.
935
01:01:56,337 --> 01:01:58,122
Mom, can I borrow
your perfume?
936
01:01:58,252 --> 01:02:00,428
Sure.
Ah, take it easy, though. Huh?
937
01:02:06,870 --> 01:02:08,480
This is really
gonna be fun tonight.
938
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,657
I'm so glad you came up
with this idea.
939
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:16,880
Oh, this dress...
940
01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:20,840
I can't wait to see
this restaurant.
941
01:02:23,713 --> 01:02:25,366
I hope the food's good,
I'm starving.
942
01:02:29,109 --> 01:02:30,676
Honey, I may need you
to zip me up.
943
01:02:30,807 --> 01:02:32,548
I'll be out
in a second.
944
01:02:38,031 --> 01:02:40,251
What made you
choose this place?
945
01:02:40,381 --> 01:02:42,601
Mom, Muse is the
"in" restaurant.
946
01:02:44,211 --> 01:02:45,561
It's very chic.
947
01:02:45,691 --> 01:02:46,997
Of course.
948
01:02:52,655 --> 01:02:53,612
How's my lipstick?
949
01:02:53,743 --> 01:02:54,831
Fine.
950
01:02:58,312 --> 01:02:59,705
Good evening, ladies.
951
01:02:59,836 --> 01:03:02,055
Do you have a reservation?
952
01:03:02,186 --> 01:03:05,363
Yes. Under "Holland,"
for me and my sister.
953
01:03:05,493 --> 01:03:06,930
Yes. Right this way, please.
954
01:03:08,105 --> 01:03:09,715
"Sister"?
955
01:03:09,846 --> 01:03:11,543
Well, Mom, how else
are we gonna meet guys?
956
01:03:11,674 --> 01:03:12,805
Come on.
957
01:03:31,084 --> 01:03:32,172
Thank you.
958
01:03:36,133 --> 01:03:38,526
Would you like something
to drink to start?
959
01:03:38,657 --> 01:03:40,137
Please. I'll have
a vodka on the rocks.
960
01:03:41,442 --> 01:03:43,270
The same.
961
01:03:43,401 --> 01:03:44,794
Excuse me.
962
01:03:44,924 --> 01:03:46,970
Could you make one of those
a diet Coke, please?
963
01:03:51,844 --> 01:03:53,977
You didn't really
want a drink, did you?
964
01:03:54,107 --> 01:03:56,240
The important thing is,
he thought I was old enough.
965
01:04:05,205 --> 01:04:06,337
How come you're
squirming around so much?
966
01:04:06,467 --> 01:04:07,730
Can we just
have a good time?
967
01:04:07,860 --> 01:04:09,470
I'm not gonna see you
for a couple of days.
968
01:04:09,601 --> 01:04:11,603
Mom, look at all the cute guys
that are here.
969
01:04:11,734 --> 01:04:13,083
Smile, or no one's
gonna want to meet you.
970
01:04:29,969 --> 01:04:32,406
I'll be wearing a sexy white dress.
971
01:04:32,537 --> 01:04:34,974
Bye.
972
01:05:09,748 --> 01:05:12,316
I'm as normal
as anyone else.
973
01:05:12,446 --> 01:05:14,057
Of course I want
someone in my life,
974
01:05:14,187 --> 01:05:17,016
it's just a matter of
finding the right person.
975
01:05:17,147 --> 01:05:20,324
But you don't even try,
you just push men away.
976
01:05:20,454 --> 01:05:24,676
That's not true...
I... I have been trying.
977
01:05:24,807 --> 01:05:27,070
So that's why you're on birth control pills.
Hoping to get lucky.
978
01:05:30,595 --> 01:05:32,466
Lisa, that is
my private business.
979
01:05:32,597 --> 01:05:35,818
So what? You stick your nose into my
private business all the time.
980
01:05:35,948 --> 01:05:37,645
You butt into my room
whenever you want.
981
01:05:37,776 --> 01:05:39,125
I'm your mother.
It's my right.
982
01:05:40,039 --> 01:05:41,562
There is a diff...
983
01:05:41,693 --> 01:05:42,738
There is a difference
between us, you know...
984
01:05:42,868 --> 01:05:43,651
We are not the same.
985
01:05:48,352 --> 01:05:51,224
I'm going to
the ladies' room.
986
01:05:51,355 --> 01:05:53,487
When he brings back the check,
sign it and add 20 percent.
987
01:05:57,970 --> 01:05:59,058
Thanks very much.
988
01:06:20,166 --> 01:06:22,386
Well, well, the wild bunch
is here tonight.
989
01:06:22,516 --> 01:06:23,953
- Hello, Morgan. How are you?
- Hey, Richard, how are you?
990
01:06:24,083 --> 01:06:24,997
You remember
Christine and Brian.
991
01:06:27,086 --> 01:06:27,957
- Have a good time tonight.
- Thanks.
992
01:06:56,420 --> 01:06:58,074
- Oh!
- Oh!
993
01:06:58,204 --> 01:06:59,945
The lady in white.
994
01:07:00,076 --> 01:07:01,120
Excuse me.
995
01:07:07,735 --> 01:07:09,259
Let's go home.
996
01:07:26,711 --> 01:07:28,321
Oh, Richard.
I didn't see you come in.
997
01:07:28,452 --> 01:07:29,583
I was just gonna
leave this on your desk.
998
01:07:38,636 --> 01:07:39,985
Did she leave?
999
01:07:40,116 --> 01:07:41,508
Yeah. An admirer?
1000
01:07:43,119 --> 01:07:44,642
Yeah.
1001
01:08:02,616 --> 01:08:03,487
Hello?
1002
01:08:04,488 --> 01:08:05,619
Hello?
1003
01:08:10,276 --> 01:08:11,103
Lisa!
1004
01:08:14,237 --> 01:08:16,979
Look, let's stop
this bullshit.
1005
01:08:17,109 --> 01:08:18,937
What is going on?
1006
01:08:19,068 --> 01:08:20,896
Why are you acting like this?
You've never been like this.
1007
01:08:21,026 --> 01:08:22,288
You've never
been like this.
1008
01:08:22,419 --> 01:08:23,550
You're the one
who has all the rules!
1009
01:08:24,682 --> 01:08:26,379
Honey, I love you.
1010
01:08:26,510 --> 01:08:28,425
I am trying to protect you,
that's all.
1011
01:08:28,555 --> 01:08:30,253
Listen... You're the one
who needed all these rules,
1012
01:08:30,383 --> 01:08:32,429
not me...
I'm not like you.
1013
01:08:32,559 --> 01:08:33,778
Just because
you slept around,
1014
01:08:33,909 --> 01:08:35,171
it doesn't mean
that I will, too.
1015
01:08:35,954 --> 01:08:38,087
Listen, kiddo...
1016
01:08:38,217 --> 01:08:39,697
I know that you are going
through a lot of changes,
1017
01:08:39,827 --> 01:08:41,612
that your body's
all screwed up chemically,
1018
01:08:41,742 --> 01:08:43,527
and people say and do
a lot of stupid things
1019
01:08:43,657 --> 01:08:44,745
when their hormones
are going crazy...
1020
01:08:44,876 --> 01:08:46,356
Hormones?
1021
01:08:46,486 --> 01:08:48,706
It's you who has
a problem with hormones!
1022
01:08:48,836 --> 01:08:51,230
Maybe if you got laid once in a while you
wouldn't be such a bitch.
1023
01:08:51,361 --> 01:08:52,928
You get in your room!
1024
01:08:53,058 --> 01:08:54,842
Get in your damn room!
1025
01:08:54,973 --> 01:08:56,453
You are not
going away with Wendy,
1026
01:08:56,583 --> 01:08:57,715
and you are not
leaving this room
1027
01:08:57,845 --> 01:08:59,804
except for school...
Do you understand me?
1028
01:08:59,935 --> 01:09:02,285
No phone privileges,
no nothing!
1029
01:09:26,309 --> 01:09:27,875
Oh, so you are open
this weekend.
1030
01:09:28,006 --> 01:09:29,225
Uh-huh.
1031
01:09:29,355 --> 01:09:30,443
Hi, guy.
1032
01:09:30,574 --> 01:09:31,836
Oh, hi, Kath.
1033
01:09:37,146 --> 01:09:40,671
I do everything she says,
and she still punishes me.
1034
01:09:40,801 --> 01:09:43,761
I'm gonna sleep with every guy
I ever think is cute.
1035
01:09:43,891 --> 01:09:46,503
Well, then,
just stay away from Nick.
1036
01:09:46,633 --> 01:09:48,548
I might even sleep
with Richard.
1037
01:09:48,679 --> 01:09:50,594
I'm gonna sneak out
and I'm gonna see him.
1038
01:09:50,724 --> 01:09:52,422
Lisa, don't get crazy, okay?
1039
01:09:58,210 --> 01:09:59,516
Do you see 'em, Ralph?
1040
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:02,214
Oh, there they are!
1041
01:10:02,345 --> 01:10:04,303
Everything's gonna be fine.
You two will work it out.
1042
01:10:04,434 --> 01:10:06,131
No, we won't.
1043
01:10:06,262 --> 01:10:07,611
It'll never be the same
after what I said to her.
1044
01:10:11,658 --> 01:10:13,530
Come on, jerkos!
Dad's waiting!
1045
01:10:21,059 --> 01:10:22,626
Come on,
I'll give you a ride home.
1046
01:10:22,756 --> 01:10:24,584
I don't wanna
go home yet.
1047
01:10:24,715 --> 01:10:26,021
Well, then,
where are you gonna go?
1048
01:10:28,501 --> 01:10:30,025
Come on.
You are coming with us.
1049
01:10:30,851 --> 01:10:32,810
Girls, come on.
1050
01:10:32,940 --> 01:10:34,159
Batman!
1051
01:10:34,290 --> 01:10:35,639
Lisa, are you packed?
I hope you're packed.
1052
01:10:35,769 --> 01:10:37,597
I want to get on the road
before we hit traffic.
1053
01:10:37,728 --> 01:10:39,338
Let's go!
1054
01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:40,687
Are you twerps coming or not?
1055
01:11:37,570 --> 01:11:38,354
Lisa!
1056
01:11:43,054 --> 01:11:44,360
Lisa, where are you?
1057
01:11:48,103 --> 01:11:49,974
Lis, will you answer me?
1058
01:11:53,847 --> 01:11:54,674
Lisa.
1059
01:12:06,033 --> 01:12:07,296
Where's the spiders?
1060
01:12:08,427 --> 01:12:10,386
Don't worry.
They're around.
1061
01:12:13,650 --> 01:12:15,434
Lisa, your mom's
on the phone.
1062
01:12:15,565 --> 01:12:16,435
Thanks.
1063
01:12:27,925 --> 01:12:30,580
Hello?
1064
01:12:30,710 --> 01:12:32,843
I've been sitting here for hours trying
to control my anger.
1065
01:12:32,973 --> 01:12:34,888
What the hell do you
mean leaving like that?
1066
01:12:35,019 --> 01:12:37,326
I can't even
trust you anymore!
1067
01:12:37,456 --> 01:12:39,371
I didn't want to stay there
and fight with you all weekend.
1068
01:12:39,502 --> 01:12:41,852
I wanted to be
with Wendy.
1069
01:12:41,982 --> 01:12:42,896
Are you gonna
tell her parents?
1070
01:12:45,029 --> 01:12:46,900
No, I'm not gonna
ruin their weekend.
1071
01:12:48,380 --> 01:12:49,729
But you and I
have some talking to do
1072
01:12:49,860 --> 01:12:51,470
when you get back here.
Do you hear me?
1073
01:14:30,569 --> 01:14:32,702
Ha ha ha ha!
1074
01:14:35,052 --> 01:14:37,097
And then your grandma
1075
01:14:37,228 --> 01:14:39,186
tried to slip you
a straight shot of Scotch.
1076
01:14:39,317 --> 01:14:41,101
You remember when grandpa
and all the uncles
1077
01:14:41,232 --> 01:14:43,278
used to stay up at night
and play cards.
1078
01:14:43,408 --> 01:14:45,236
One night, Ralphie
thought it would be cute
1079
01:14:45,367 --> 01:14:47,369
to sneak out of bed
and join them.
1080
01:14:47,499 --> 01:14:50,415
I found him at 3:00 in the morning
just playing poker.
1081
01:14:50,546 --> 01:14:51,634
Yeah. I lost five bucks.
1082
01:14:59,381 --> 01:15:01,252
So, Lisa, do you ever go visit your
grandma and grandpa?
1083
01:15:02,906 --> 01:15:05,082
No. I've never met
my grandparents.
1084
01:15:07,302 --> 01:15:08,346
They've, uh, passed away?
1085
01:15:09,304 --> 01:15:10,348
Who cares?
1086
01:15:11,567 --> 01:15:13,351
They wanted my mom
to get rid of me
1087
01:15:13,482 --> 01:15:16,441
because they were ashamed of us
because I didn't have a dad.
1088
01:15:16,572 --> 01:15:18,095
And so she had to run away,
1089
01:15:18,225 --> 01:15:20,358
and they've never
talked to us.
1090
01:15:20,489 --> 01:15:23,318
So, all we've ever had
for family is each other.
1091
01:15:32,544 --> 01:15:33,632
Lisa!
1092
01:15:41,248 --> 01:15:44,643
Mr. Howard, do you happen to know if
there is garage in the neighborhood?
1093
01:15:44,774 --> 01:15:47,254
Somebody decided
to take up residence in my car.
1094
01:15:47,385 --> 01:15:50,780
This town,
nobody is safe now.
1095
01:15:50,910 --> 01:15:53,783
You should see down
the block there.
1096
01:15:54,697 --> 01:15:56,176
Police everywhere.
1097
01:15:57,439 --> 01:15:58,788
God knows what's happening.
1098
01:16:12,192 --> 01:16:14,543
Five, four, three.
1099
01:16:14,673 --> 01:16:16,327
Excuse me.
1100
01:16:16,458 --> 01:16:17,850
The candlelight killer
1101
01:16:17,981 --> 01:16:19,069
appears to have
struck again in Venice.
1102
01:16:19,199 --> 01:16:21,593
Bringing the death toll to...
1103
01:16:21,724 --> 01:16:23,595
He had a good job.
1104
01:16:29,645 --> 01:16:33,257
Alison didn't show up at
her parent's house this weekend.
1105
01:16:33,388 --> 01:16:37,522
And she wasn't
receiving any calls.
1106
01:16:37,653 --> 01:16:39,655
Maybe the phone
was off the hook, I don't know.
1107
01:16:39,785 --> 01:16:42,440
Her parents got very concerned and
they asked me to come by and check on her.
1108
01:16:42,571 --> 01:16:45,312
So I came here and...
1109
01:16:45,443 --> 01:16:47,837
They were bringing
the body out.
1110
01:16:47,967 --> 01:16:49,447
It was horrible.
1111
01:16:50,579 --> 01:16:52,276
She was dead for a week.
1112
01:16:54,539 --> 01:16:56,498
Beautiful, young girl.
1113
01:16:59,675 --> 01:17:01,807
Stay back everyone, please stay back.
1114
01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:46,852
Mom, it's me.
1115
01:17:46,983 --> 01:17:49,681
I'm sorry that I left like I did.
1116
01:17:51,727 --> 01:17:54,817
I really hope you're not
too lonesome by yourself.
1117
01:17:54,947 --> 01:17:56,645
I know I've been acting
like a real jerk lately,
1118
01:17:56,775 --> 01:17:59,038
haven't I?
1119
01:17:59,169 --> 01:18:00,823
Please don't be
too mad at me.
1120
01:18:00,953 --> 01:18:02,302
I love you, Mom.
1121
01:18:02,433 --> 01:18:04,827
And I miss you.
1122
01:18:04,957 --> 01:18:06,959
I'll see you tomorrow, okay?
1123
01:18:07,090 --> 01:18:08,657
I love you. Bye.
1124
01:19:07,411 --> 01:19:10,066
Hi, guy, it's Lisa.
1125
01:19:10,196 --> 01:19:11,807
I wanted to call you
before you left for work.
1126
01:19:12,590 --> 01:19:14,331
I got your note.
1127
01:19:14,461 --> 01:19:15,767
Oh, good.
1128
01:19:17,595 --> 01:19:19,075
Don't you think
it's about time
1129
01:19:19,205 --> 01:19:20,990
we were honest
with each other?
1130
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:22,513
What do you mean?
1131
01:19:23,340 --> 01:19:25,255
Your name...
1132
01:19:25,385 --> 01:19:27,344
Or the name you keep giving me
over the phone...
1133
01:19:28,998 --> 01:19:30,739
In your note.
1134
01:19:30,869 --> 01:19:33,785
I know you don't think
my name is Lisa, but it is.
1135
01:19:34,481 --> 01:19:35,787
No, it's not.
1136
01:19:36,919 --> 01:19:38,703
It's Katherine.
1137
01:19:38,834 --> 01:19:41,401
No. You're wrong,
I'm not Katherine.
1138
01:19:41,532 --> 01:19:42,968
My name is Lisa.
Why are you calling me that?
1139
01:19:44,535 --> 01:19:46,450
Stop lying to me.
1140
01:19:46,581 --> 01:19:47,712
I'm telling the truth!
1141
01:19:47,843 --> 01:19:49,105
No, you're not.
1142
01:19:55,502 --> 01:19:57,853
Lisa!
Lisa!
1143
01:19:57,983 --> 01:20:00,377
Wendy!
When are we leaving?
1144
01:20:00,507 --> 01:20:02,466
I don't know.
In a little while, I guess.
1145
01:20:02,597 --> 01:20:04,033
I've gotta get home, now!
1146
01:20:04,163 --> 01:20:06,601
Why?
1147
01:20:06,731 --> 01:20:07,863
Richard thinks
I'm my mom.
1148
01:20:09,821 --> 01:20:10,866
You're dead.
1149
01:20:13,564 --> 01:20:14,696
How-do.
1150
01:20:19,788 --> 01:20:21,877
That'll be $9
and four cents, please.
1151
01:20:24,096 --> 01:20:25,620
You got four cents?
1152
01:20:25,750 --> 01:20:26,925
I need change
for the phone.
1153
01:20:42,201 --> 01:20:43,638
Lisa?
1154
01:21:04,267 --> 01:21:05,311
Mom?
1155
01:21:06,399 --> 01:21:07,574
Mom?
1156
01:21:08,314 --> 01:21:09,141
Are you there?
1157
01:21:11,578 --> 01:21:14,233
Okay. I know this is
gonna sound funny,
1158
01:21:14,364 --> 01:21:17,367
but if a guy named Richard calls and
tells you some big story,
1159
01:21:17,497 --> 01:21:20,196
don't believe him. He's just a kid from
school, and he's playing a joke.
1160
01:21:20,326 --> 01:21:21,632
Better go. See ya.
1161
01:21:24,722 --> 01:21:25,680
Hi.
1162
01:21:25,810 --> 01:21:27,507
This is Richard...
1163
01:21:27,638 --> 01:21:29,684
I'm in your apartment...
1164
01:21:31,555 --> 01:21:33,165
And I'm going to kill you.
1165
01:21:33,949 --> 01:21:36,821
Kids.
1166
01:21:38,693 --> 01:21:41,478
Are you home?
1167
01:22:10,115 --> 01:22:12,030
Lisa, were you
shaving your legs?
1168
01:22:23,041 --> 01:22:25,304
Hello? It's your mother.
1169
01:22:26,349 --> 01:22:27,654
Can I come in?
1170
01:22:28,786 --> 01:22:30,179
Honey?
1171
01:22:45,629 --> 01:22:47,283
Okay, Lis, you're home.
1172
01:22:51,504 --> 01:22:53,332
Thanks, Mrs. Marks, Mr. Marks.
1173
01:22:53,463 --> 01:22:55,073
- Honey, it's our pleasure.
- Thanks again.
1174
01:22:56,945 --> 01:22:58,294
Do you need a hand
with that?
1175
01:22:58,424 --> 01:23:00,296
No. No, thanks.
I'm fine.
1176
01:23:00,426 --> 01:23:01,732
Bye, Wend.
1177
01:23:01,863 --> 01:23:02,602
I hope he didn't call.
1178
01:23:04,343 --> 01:23:06,041
Bye, stupid head!
1179
01:23:06,171 --> 01:23:06,998
- Would you please sit down?
- Ah!
1180
01:23:10,785 --> 01:23:11,786
Call you later, Lis!
1181
01:23:53,479 --> 01:23:54,480
Mom?
1182
01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:02,184
Mom?
1183
01:24:09,844 --> 01:24:10,845
Mom?
1184
01:24:32,388 --> 01:24:33,171
Mom?
1185
01:24:47,794 --> 01:24:51,363
Leave her alone!
It's all my fault!
1186
01:24:55,585 --> 01:24:56,455
Mom!
1187
01:24:58,196 --> 01:24:59,197
Mom!
1188
01:24:59,806 --> 01:25:01,156
Mom!
1189
01:25:02,809 --> 01:25:04,072
Mom! Mom!
1190
01:26:41,734 --> 01:26:42,648
Lisa, run!
1191
01:26:43,171 --> 01:26:44,433
Ah!
1192
01:27:17,901 --> 01:27:19,076
Come on!
1193
01:27:33,743 --> 01:27:34,526
Ah!
1194
01:27:44,797 --> 01:27:45,450
Argh!
1195
01:27:56,635 --> 01:27:58,028
Call the police!
1196
01:28:02,685 --> 01:28:04,165
You took out my phone!
1197
01:28:10,606 --> 01:28:11,520
Oh, no...
1198
01:28:15,611 --> 01:28:16,394
Mom.
1199
01:28:22,748 --> 01:28:23,923
Mama...
1200
01:28:30,191 --> 01:28:32,149
I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
1201
01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:34,412
Oh, no, no, baby,
it's all right.
1202
01:28:35,544 --> 01:28:37,502
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
1203
01:28:43,639 --> 01:28:44,683
Unh!
1204
01:28:44,814 --> 01:28:45,728
Ah!
1205
01:28:48,513 --> 01:28:51,299
Get something
against the door!
1206
01:28:51,429 --> 01:28:53,214
Hi.
This is the Holland residence.
1207
01:28:53,344 --> 01:28:55,172
We're not at home right now,
so please leave a message
1208
01:28:55,303 --> 01:28:56,565
when you hear the beep.
1209
01:28:58,567 --> 01:29:01,135
Mom? Mom?
1210
01:29:02,658 --> 01:29:04,181
Are you there?
1211
01:29:08,881 --> 01:29:09,665
Unh!
1212
01:29:13,973 --> 01:29:15,105
Urgh!
1213
01:29:16,889 --> 01:29:17,803
Urgh!
1214
01:30:46,327 --> 01:30:47,241
Urgh!
1215
01:30:49,721 --> 01:30:50,635
Urgh!
1216
01:30:57,773 --> 01:30:58,556
Richard! No!
1217
01:31:00,471 --> 01:31:01,559
Ah!
1218
01:32:03,447 --> 01:32:04,622
Shh, shh...
1219
01:32:10,324 --> 01:32:12,456
Hi. This is Richard...
1220
01:32:16,982 --> 01:32:19,158
Hi. This is Richard...
1221
01:32:23,119 --> 01:32:25,251
Hi. This is Richard...
1222
01:32:29,647 --> 01:32:31,780
Hi. This is Richard...
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