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Hey, babe.

I'm good.

How are you?

Yeah. No, I think I'm getting... I think I'm pretty much set up. I am so ready

to see you, and I'm so excited to have this party.

Yeah. Yeah, I talked to her. She's definitely coming.

But that was a really long time ago.

That was way in the past. And, you know, you're mine now. I care about you.

No, there's not going to be any weird energy, trust me. She is, you know what,

she's a sweetheart. You guys are going to get along just fine, I think.

And, you know, she knows that we're together.

She's going to respect that.

I think we're going to be fine.

Okay, I can't wait to see you.

Okay, hurry here.

I'll see you soon.

Okay, bye.

Yeah!

Um... Yeah, I just... I don't know, like, I just wanted to come over a

bit early, and I... I don't know, like, haven't seen you in so long, and,

like... You look great!

You look amazing!

Thanks!

I just... I don't really know, um... I did fun with you before, you know, and,

like, hanging out with you, and, like, your new girlfriend, and... Oh, okay.

know, and... I don't know, it's, like, it's been a while.

I know.

Thank you. You know, you look amazing. Um...

Here, let's have a seat.

Okay. Do you want to sit down? Yeah.

Come on back.

Come on back.

Let's find some figure.

You don't need to be shy.

We were together for how long? I'm not shy.

No, but I don't want you to feel awkward about anything.

You're going to love her.

I mean, she's, she's amazing. Like, I obviously, I obviously love her too,

um, I think you guys are going to be, um, I think you guys are going to get

along.

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know. I just, you look really good.

Oh my gosh, I'm blushing.

Um, I feel like my face just turned red with my hair.

Um,

I always did love your red hair.

I think I still have feelings for you and I... We haven't been together for a

while. That's not the point.

I mean, we had a great time. Like, don't get me wrong. We had some amazing

times. But, I mean, you know. Remember Hawaii?

Girl, how could I forget Hawaii?

Of course I remember.

Remember what we did in Italy?

Are you trying to toy with me right now? No, I would never. I think you are.

I would never. You know my girlfriend's going to be here in like 30 minutes.

Like, that isn't enough time.

You are bad.

You are a bad influence, you know that?

Remember St. Patrick's Day? Oh my God.

those Irish car problems pretty well.

Well, I mean, you taught me everything, everything I need to know.

God, you look, you look really good.

Well,

okay.

Oh, come on. One more.

I have a girlfriend.

Unless you want me to kiss her and then she can lick your pussy off.

You cannot tell her I really care about her

I'm sorry, I'm sorry

Give me some lube for these.

Oh, that booty.

Oh my god.

Oh, you choose me so good.

My new little palooza.

They look so good on you, though. I'm going to rip these fucking jeans off of

you. Oh, my God.

um um

Oh my god.

Oh, God.

That's probably your girlfriend

You are mine.

Oh, no.

You know, you marry him on me a lot more than you do.

I like it.

A little bit more, huh? I like it. I can't fight back. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Poor little elf.

Poor little elf. I'm so terrified.

God.

Oh my god, that's gonna make me cry.

I'm kind of forgetting why we broke up again.

You cheated on me.

Just share next time.

I

feel

a lot better.

I do, too.

I'm glad you came over early.

Me, too.

You cannot tell her, though.

Okay? I can't.

I really care about her.

Okay.

Don't. Don't. Please don't, daughter. Oh.

No, seriously, though. Like, I think it's going to be cool. You guys are

to get along just, like, let's just kind of keep this, you know, just between

us. I just wanted one last goodbye.

Okay.

Well, I'd say that was a pretty good one.

Good.

I like to leave things on a high note.

Mm -hmm.

I think you definitely succeeded with that.

I did forget sunscreen, though.

You, gingers, and your sunscreen.

Well, it's not my fault. Do you want me to get roasted? No, I don't. I mean, I

just like your hair red. I don't want the rest of you to get roasted.

I don't want to turn into a lobster.

Okay, well I'm gonna keep getting ready then. Oh yeah, I'm gonna go to the store

and pick up some sunscreen like SPF 1000.

Yeah.

Do you want anything else?

Um, vodka?

Alright.

Don't forget your clothes. I don't want her finding any of these.

Oh my God.

Who's ready for the pool party?

I'm so ready.

This bitch. This bitch.

Oh my God.

You're so fucking hot. Oh my God. What's gotten into you?

Who's all here?

Nobody. Nobody yet. Who's just that?

She looks so adorable!

You're fucking crazy. I love that about you.

Oh my god.

All yours, baby.

Oh, my God.

Tastes like cake.

Wedding cake, Rosalyn.

A wedding on your mind?

Okay, let's go freshen up, huh?

I'm sorry. Come on in, Katrice.

Thank you.

Whoa. This is nice.

You have such a beautiful home. Thanks. Isn't it great?

I didn't know you were seeing somebody.

Oh, yeah.

I'm surprised.

Cool.

Yeah. That's cool.

Well, I'm going to go make myself a drink.

You guys want anything?

I think I got everything on you right here. Yeah.

I don't know.

I think it might be my fault.

Such a beautiful place.

How do you guys know each other?

Oh, we're just old friends.

We're going to look ridiculous with all this lipstick on our faces. Okay.

Okay.

No.

No.

I'm not...

I just want to untie you.

Tell me the truth.

Have you guys dated?

How do you know her?

Oh my God.

Come on, tell me.

Don't worry. Will you bring me to this girl's house? I want to know who she is.

Oh yeah.

Am I just your friend?

I'm not good at that one.

I don't want you to be jealous.

I wonder where they are.

Let's go make a splash.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, this is so pretty today.

Oh,

this thing is so nice.

I'm so happy to be here with you right now. This is so fun. I know. Okay,

this place is bomb. I'm so glad you moved in here. Me too. I got such a good

deal on it.

Okay.

This is my girlfriend, Georgia.

Oh, yeah.

How are you doing? Good.

Wow. I need to get in the water.

I know.

It's really warm.

I want an alligator.

I know. The weather is amazing.

Do it!

She changed.

Yeah, I think she changed.

What are you guys talking about? We just love your suit.

Oh, yeah? Okay.

Wow.

Whoa, I'm getting beat.

Hey, so I was asking Al how you guys match.

Me? Yeah. I mean, you guys are friends, right? I just met Georgia, so.

You know, we just go way back.

We're just, you know, just friends and stuff.

Like mutual friends and stuff.

You know, there's nothing.

We're just friends, mostly.

Ow. Yeah.

Ow.

They go way back, huh?

Thank you.

Thank you.

My house, my boobs. Thank you.