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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:10,876 ♪ Oh heart beating ♪ 2 00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:13,979 ♪ Oh my heart is beating ♪ 3 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:17,048 ♪ I'm so excited ♪ 4 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,885 ♪ Gonna have a beautiful weekend ♪ 5 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:22,287 ♪ With a beautiful lady ♪ 6 00:00:22,289 --> 00:00:26,024 ♪ At Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 7 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:29,794 ♪ Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 8 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:33,265 ♪ Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 9 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:36,968 ♪ Takin' it easy at Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 10 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:38,904 ♪ Swimmin' and boozin' ♪ 11 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:40,071 ♪ Grillin' and schmoozin' ♪ 12 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:40,906 - [Woman] Preston! 13 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:42,107 We're here. 14 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:42,974 - [Preston] Yes! 15 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:47,712 (Preston humming tune) 16 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:52,817 - [Woman] It says use side door. 17 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:54,119 ♪ Using the side door ♪ 18 00:00:54,121 --> 00:00:55,987 ♪ At Captain Hagen's Bed ♪ 19 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,222 Preston! 20 00:00:57,224 --> 00:01:00,025 (pleasant music) 21 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:11,303 (knocking) 22 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:17,676 (knocking) 23 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,047 - You woke me. 24 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:25,083 - Captain Hagen? 25 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,051 - Hãagen. 26 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:27,886 - Captain Hãagen. 27 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:28,920 I'm Preston Cooper. 28 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:29,921 - Yeah? 29 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,122 - This is my girlfriend, Sandra. 30 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:32,991 We have a reservation. 31 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:34,793 - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 32 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:35,927 Of course, come in. 33 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:36,962 Come in. 34 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:38,163 (upbeat music) 35 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:39,931 - [Preston] It's a pleasure to meet you. 36 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,300 - In Germany, we say "guten morgen." 37 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:44,135 It means "good morning." 38 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:46,771 - Uh, it's 1:15. 39 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,040 - Allow me one minute to get my hat. 40 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:52,043 (upbeat music) 41 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:54,245 - [Preston] Wow, this place is really cool. 42 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:56,047 Right, honey? 43 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:57,282 - [Sandra] Yeah, it's cute. 44 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,085 But what is the deal with the captain? 45 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:02,253 - [Preston] All the reviews said he's a great host. 46 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:03,822 I'm sure that now that he's awake, 47 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,290 he'll be much more professional. 48 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:11,696 - Pelton, Sasha, right this way. 49 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:12,764 - It's Preston. 50 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:13,732 - And Sandra. 51 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,802 - Think we shoulda brought the kids. 52 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:18,737 - What are you talking about? 53 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:19,671 The whole point of this vacation 54 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,306 was to get away from the kids. 55 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,774 - I know, I just, 56 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:26,011 I'm just worried about that babysitter. 57 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:29,214 She looks like she might be, you know, 58 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:31,249 sexually active. 59 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:32,150 - Shelley? 60 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,351 She's a sweetheart. 61 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:36,287 I am looking forward to us being, 62 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:38,723 you know, sexually active. 63 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:42,160 - So am I. 64 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,132 - Up we go. 65 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:50,001 (humming tune) 66 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,911 Right through here. 67 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,183 Come on in. 68 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,084 Watch your head. 69 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,056 (groaning) 70 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:16,761 (chuckling) 71 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:17,462 Oooo. 72 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:19,898 - [Wife] Use side door? 73 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:23,368 (upbeat music) 74 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,383 - [Captain] Hurry up. 75 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,452 I have many guests arriving soon. 76 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:43,522 - Preston? 77 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:44,956 - I'm really stuck this time, honey. 78 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:48,026 - You should have told me you could not carry your own bags. 79 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:49,294 Felix! 80 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:50,729 - [Preston] I can carry my own bags. 81 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:51,329 I just need to come up a real stair-- 82 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:52,931 - I am here, Papa. 83 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:53,998 - Felix, help this little man up the stairs. 84 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,066 - That's okay, I think I got it. 85 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,401 (groaning) 86 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:57,368 - Felix! 87 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,303 Schãtzchen schwein, 88 00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:00,138 you must push harder! 89 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,306 - I try, Papa. 90 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:02,107 - Felix! 91 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:03,341 Push like you have 92 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:05,243 a poop stuck in your 93 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,978 arschloch! 94 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,813 - Yeah, Papa, I will. 95 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,217 I pushed out the poopie, Papa. 96 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:13,885 - What? 97 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,021 I just don't get what was so great about Randy. 98 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:18,156 I mean, he was anti-environment, anti-animal, 99 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,791 plus, he was mean to you. 100 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:20,525 - You're right. 101 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:22,393 I just need to break the bond. 102 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:23,828 - What bond? 103 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:25,063 - You know, like the chemical bond. 104 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:26,397 Like, I need to sleep with somebody else. 105 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:27,966 - Yeah, that's the spirit. 106 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:28,767 - Yeah! 107 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:29,768 I am gonna get laid. 108 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,169 - Yeah! 109 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:32,103 - Thank you. 110 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,905 Jared, you're an amazing friend 111 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:36,107 and hopefully you will find someone 112 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,176 to get laid with too this weekend. 113 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,311 - Yeah. 114 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:41,412 Yeah, that'd be nice. 115 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,116 (pleasant music) 116 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:48,887 (thudding) (groaning) 117 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:49,788 - [Sandra] Preston? 118 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:52,056 - I'm all right. 119 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:53,191 I'm okay. 120 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,493 (chuckling) 121 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:56,895 - The upper loft. 122 00:04:58,064 --> 00:04:59,497 - Is this our room? 123 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:00,932 - Of course it is. 124 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,101 - This isn't even a room, really. 125 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,068 There's no bed. 126 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:05,203 - You sleep here. 127 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:07,839 - [Sandra] On the floor? 128 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:09,240 (knocking) 129 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:13,378 - Felix! 130 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:14,845 Tell them I will be down in one minute. 131 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,216 - Papa will be down in a minute! 132 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,288 - [Kate] Use side door. 133 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:27,425 - [Lenny] Captain. 134 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:28,426 Captain Hagen? 135 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:29,427 - Hãagen. 136 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:31,896 - I'm so sorry, Hãagen. 137 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:33,531 Lenny, Lenny Kahn. 138 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:34,365 This is my wife, Annabelle. 139 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:37,569 - Come in. 140 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:40,271 - Excuse me, you can't park here. 141 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,140 - You serious, bro? 142 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,075 This isn't a chill place to park? 143 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,176 - No, it's not. 144 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,078 You're in the middle of the yard. 145 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,316 - My wife, Christine 146 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,620 and my mother, Oma. 147 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,207 - Mrs. Hãagen, hello. 148 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:01,258 I'm Annabelle, this is my husband, Lenny. 149 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:02,393 Mrs. Hãagen? 150 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,229 - She can not hear you. 151 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:07,532 - Sorry, bro, time was of the essence. 152 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:10,134 Surf boards were getting a little loose. 153 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:12,237 You know how Rico is about his surfboard. 154 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:14,639 - I don't know who Rico is, 155 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:17,876 so how would I know how he is with his surfboard? 156 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,544 - Look at him. 157 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:22,881 (intense rock music) 158 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:44,569 - You need to move your car. 159 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:45,637 - No problemo. 160 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,273 As soon as Rico's done. 161 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,543 (intense rock music) 162 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,448 - It is a beautiful room, Captain. 163 00:06:57,450 --> 00:07:00,218 This is our first vacation in 11 years without the kids, 164 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,353 so we're not used to having our own room. 165 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:03,955 One question, where do we? 166 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,496 (knocking) 167 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:14,365 - Hello? 168 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,335 Anybody here? 169 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:18,236 - It's a really nice-- 170 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:21,873 - It's great. 171 00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:22,606 Captain seems like a great guy. 172 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:23,641 - Yep, he does. 173 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:27,578 - Let's call the kids. 174 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:37,255 - Hello. 175 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:41,960 - Hello! 176 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,599 - I must apologize again for my mother. 177 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:51,102 She is afraid of strangers. 178 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,003 - Okay. 179 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:55,707 What the fuck? 180 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:58,576 (laughing) 181 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:01,346 - Why did you book a room with only one bed? 182 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:03,614 - I didn't, I asked for two. 183 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:04,983 I'll just sleep on the floor, it's fine. 184 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,151 - No, we can share the bed. 185 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,052 - Really? 186 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,287 - Yeah. 187 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,555 It'll be like sleeping next to my brother. 188 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,426 - When you said we were going to the Hamptons, 189 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:19,030 I pictured myself lying by the pool with a Cosmo, 190 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:23,368 not jammed into some attic like a bunch of old clothes. 191 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:24,769 - We're not Jammed in here. 192 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:26,371 There's plenty of space. 193 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:30,141 There's gotta be like 50 to 60 square feet up here. 194 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,477 And we got it all to ourselves. 195 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:33,644 I'm gonna check out the bathroom. 196 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:35,346 I'm sure it's lovely. 197 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,247 (groaning) 198 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,116 - What up, roomies? 199 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,520 - [Sandra] Oh my God. 200 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:58,302 - Captain, there are two other guys in our room. 201 00:08:58,304 --> 00:08:59,804 - You share the room with them. 202 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:01,739 - I want to propose to my girlfriend this weekend. 203 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,574 She's not gonna say "yes" if she's trapped up there 204 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,309 with those two doofus surfers. 205 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:07,311 - When I wanted to impress my Christine, 206 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:09,447 I would take her to the bakery in the morning 207 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,482 to smell the fresh baked bread. 208 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,484 It delighted her so. 209 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:14,485 - What? 210 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,654 No, I need a better room 211 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:18,790 or my girlfriend's gonna make us leave. 212 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,091 - You seem like a good junge. 213 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,493 I'll tell you what I will do. 214 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,796 You can have my room, the master suite. 215 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,431 - Really? 216 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,299 - Costs you twice the price of your current room. 217 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:29,801 - Double the price, I can't afford that. 218 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:32,303 I don't even wanna tell you how much I spent on the ring. 219 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,289 I'll be in debt forever. 220 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:36,274 - Do you want Felix to show you where the bakery is? 221 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,759 Felix! 222 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,243 - I don't wanna know where the bakery is. 223 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:41,679 I need to make a phone call or two. 224 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:44,348 Hey, Blake. 225 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:47,085 Sorry to call you like this but I am in a bit of a jam. 226 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,353 Cal, no, I'm good, listen. 227 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:50,354 Seth! 228 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,457 I need to borrow some money. 229 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,858 Jeremy? 230 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,360 I'll pay you back as soon as I sell my novel. 231 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,430 No, I understand. 232 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,132 I understand completely. 233 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,233 Don't worry about it. 234 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:07,572 Dad. 235 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,410 We'll take the master suite. 236 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,479 If you could just hold off on cashing this 237 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:16,414 for three business days. 238 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,449 - [Captain] Wunderbar 239 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,595 (screaming) 240 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,370 - This is so much better, right honey? 241 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,457 - Yeah, I love it. 242 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:43,441 - [Young Man On Phone] Okay, dad, we gotta go. 243 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,742 - Wait, don't hang up! 244 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:45,576 Damn it. 245 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,546 - Put down the phone 246 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,615 and pay attention to me. 247 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,892 - Let's go meet the neighbors. 248 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,326 - What neighbors? 249 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,362 - Oh my God, I have a unibrow in this picture. 250 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:05,229 - Let me see. 251 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:05,863 - No. 252 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,331 - Knock, knock. 253 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,833 We're the neighbors, Lenny and Annabelle. 254 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,269 - Okay, hi, I'm Kate. 255 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,503 - I love your top. 256 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,604 - Thank you. 257 00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:14,704 - [Lenny] And you are? - [Jared] Jared. 258 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:16,507 - Jared! What do you do, young man? 259 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,542 - I'm a software designer. 260 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,477 - Oh, great, I have a computer. 261 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,179 - Okay. 262 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,882 - I sell office furniture but my real passion is bees. 263 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:25,816 - Bees? 264 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:27,485 - Do you like bees, Jared? 265 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:28,886 - No. 266 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:29,921 - Oh. 267 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,889 Do you like chocolate? 268 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:32,924 - Sure. 269 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,193 - You can have the rest. 270 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,194 - No, thank you. 271 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,462 - We've been married 23 years. 272 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:40,798 We have two kids, Maggie and Jimmy. 273 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,400 Look, there they are. 274 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,534 - Gotcha. 275 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,603 - Do you guys have any kids? 276 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,005 - No. 277 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,406 - She doesn't even have an engagement ring. 278 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,341 - Why would you assume she would have the engagement ring? 279 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,943 Why couldn't I have the engagement ring? 280 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,678 It's gender normatize. 281 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,546 - Afraid to commit, huh? 282 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,847 I remember that time. 283 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,549 I'm going to have to sleep with only this woman 284 00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,550 for the rest of my life? 285 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,518 What?! 286 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,652 Here's the thing, Junior-- 287 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:02,753 - We're just friends. 288 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:03,988 - [Lenny] What? 289 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,923 - Yeah, we've been best friends since college. 290 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,729 (somber music) 291 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,781 - [Darren] Down! 292 00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:31,515 - [Rico] I've got it, I've got it. 293 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:32,250 - Time! 294 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,017 Flip it up. 295 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,685 - He's beautiful. 296 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,688 Like I can't even handle it. 297 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,723 - You're beautiful. 298 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:40,591 - I know. 299 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,526 But seriously, like, 300 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:43,894 who has abs like that? 301 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,696 Like, oh my God. 302 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,772 - Yo, Captain. 303 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,541 Me and Rico wanna practice in the water. 304 00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:59,944 Is it safe to go in the bay here? 305 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,679 - Yeah, why not? 306 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:04,949 - We didn't know if there were jellyfish and sharks. 307 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,718 (screaming) 308 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,553 - [Rico] Or swordfish. 309 00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,555 We don't wanna get stabbed. 310 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:12,590 - [Darren] True. 311 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,294 - I was having a father-son talk with Felix 312 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,696 about what it means to be a man. 313 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,731 Perhaps you would like to listen. 314 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,636 - Actually, we're just in the middle of a practice sesh-- 315 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,771 - Sit down. 316 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:27,905 - Okay. 317 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,311 - Hey, looks like everyone's hanging out in the backyard. 318 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,313 - The fish inside a jellyfish. 319 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,548 This fish is swimming. 320 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,583 - Oh God, here come the neighbors. 321 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:40,701 - Ugh. 322 00:13:40,702 --> 00:13:41,818 Let's pretend like we're making out. 323 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:42,953 - Wait, what? 324 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,591 - Let's go see what those guys are doing. 325 00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,694 - I think you wanna be the jellyfish. 326 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,364 - Hey, guys, mind if we join you? 327 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,999 - Oh, you're welcome. 328 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,735 However, I'm afraid it is for men only. 329 00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:58,769 - Oh. 330 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,388 Okay. 331 00:14:00,389 --> 00:14:02,006 I guess I'll catch up with you later, dear. 332 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,650 So, what're we talking about? 333 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:13,617 Sports? 334 00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,419 Meat? 335 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,120 Bees? 336 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,857 - Well actually, I was teaching my son and the junge 337 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,660 what it means to be a man. 338 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,395 So prepare to listen. 339 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,765 - With all due respect, Captain, I'm a father myself. 340 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,700 I'm not sure I need any lessons. 341 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,370 - Well then perhaps you have something to teach. 342 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,258 - Hey, what happened? 343 00:14:37,259 --> 00:14:38,742 - I don't know but they say it's men only. 344 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:39,877 (laughing) 345 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:40,945 - That's so sexiest. 346 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,116 It's discriminatory against women. 347 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,817 - [Kate] Why don't you hang out with us? 348 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:47,718 - Kate. 349 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,886 - What? I feel bad. 350 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,756 Seriously, pop a squat. 351 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:53,724 - Okay. 352 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,064 Oh, I'm sorry. 353 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,799 - No, no, no, it's okay. 354 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,033 Really, I'll sit on the ground. 355 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,435 - I'll get up. 356 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,970 - No, I'll sit on the ground, it's okay. 357 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,075 - My dad was a dick pretty much all the time, 358 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,811 so the only thing I've learned from him 359 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:16,046 was how to be an asshole. 360 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,148 - Yeah. 361 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,749 Felix is a mother's boy too. 362 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:20,851 - I am? 363 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,052 - Yes you are. 364 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:24,155 Your mother, may she rest in heaven, 365 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,689 treated you like a baby, 366 00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:28,826 so you did not become a man. 367 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:31,829 And even though you are 19 years old, you are still a baby. 368 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,533 - I don't want to be a baby. 369 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,835 - I think what the captain's trying to say 370 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:42,072 is when you grow up you have to start doing things yourself. 371 00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:45,910 You can't rely on your parents anymore. 372 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,478 - Danke, Dennis. 373 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,212 - Yeah. 374 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,482 Dankadens. 375 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:52,750 That was deep. 376 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,435 - Did you just call me-- 377 00:15:54,436 --> 00:15:56,119 - In Germany, when we agree with something that was said, 378 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,189 we say "stimmt." 379 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,658 It means "I agree." 380 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:01,525 - Stimmt. 381 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:03,761 Cool. 382 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,699 - What about you, Dennis? 383 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,034 - Lenny. 384 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,135 - What troubles you? 385 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,871 - Nothing. 386 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:14,705 I'm great. 387 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,073 Glad to be here. 388 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,741 - I could not help but notice 389 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,578 that you gleefully sent your wife away like she was 390 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,247 a Jew in France in 1393. 391 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,015 - What? 392 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,752 I don't, I didn't. 393 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,255 I don't get the France reference, 394 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,857 I mean, my wife is Jewish, 395 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,959 but I didn't gleefully. 396 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:38,796 You said men only, so technically you sent her away. 397 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,665 Guys? 398 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,566 Back me up? 399 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,170 Does anyone else wanna say something? 400 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,940 Hello? 401 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,775 Hi, hi! 402 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:52,877 Hi, sir! 403 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,179 Coming to join our meeting? 404 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,614 - What? 405 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,948 No, I just wanna ask the captain something. 406 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,800 - What is it, Pelton? 407 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,651 - Do you have those things that we talked about earlier? 408 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:02,520 - Yeah. 409 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,523 Okay, junge. 410 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,991 We must adjourn the meeting. 411 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,726 We meet again tomorrow. 412 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,664 - Stimmt. 413 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,798 (laughing) 414 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,101 - Good, junge. Good. 415 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,836 - Good, junge. Good. 416 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,073 - Bro, what're you doing? 417 00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,942 - Good, junge. Good. 418 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:25,776 (laughing) 419 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:26,710 - Felix! 420 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,878 Felix, you touch too much. 421 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,947 - Good, junge. Good! 422 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,815 - Come, come, come. 423 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,888 (somber music) 424 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,234 (pleasant music) 425 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:55,906 Christine used to keep candles here, somewhere. 426 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,075 - We haven't been properly introduced. 427 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,743 Lenny, Lenny Kahn. 428 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:00,811 - Hi. 429 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,012 I'm Preston Cooper. 430 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,014 - What're you fellas up to? 431 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:06,350 - I asked the captain to find some candles for me. 432 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,986 I'm gonna make a candlelit dinner for my girlfriend. 433 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,220 - Oh, great. 434 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,956 That's so romantic. 435 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,223 - Thanks. 436 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,359 - Do you mind if my wife and I join you? 437 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,260 - What's that? 438 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,963 (upbeat music) 439 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,898 - Captain, I'm home! 440 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,171 - Why are you taking so many pictures? 441 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:29,039 - Send to my kids. 442 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:32,309 This is daddy's new friend, Preston. 443 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:35,245 We're cooking dinner together. 444 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:36,380 (phone chiming) Oh. 445 00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,848 "Who gives a crap?" 446 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:39,617 Wasn't very nice. 447 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,087 Oh, smell that. 448 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,189 The ladies are gonna love it. 449 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:46,957 This is romantic. 450 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,093 All of us having dinner together. 451 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,162 - All of us having dinner together outside 452 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,632 but each person will have their own space. 453 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:56,634 - Well, I would hope so 454 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,035 because I'm not sitting on your lap. 455 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,371 (laughing) 456 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,238 - Maybe I'm not being clear. 457 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,806 You will be on the deck 458 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,942 and I'm gonna be on the bay side. 459 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,595 It's kind of a special dinner for me, 460 00:19:07,596 --> 00:19:10,247 so I am gonna keep our line demarcation where it is, okay? 461 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,917 - We're not at war, are we? 462 00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,085 (laughing) 463 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,253 - Not yet. 464 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:19,089 (upbeat music) 465 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,172 (pleasant music) 466 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,142 - Where are we going? 467 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,143 (laughing) 468 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,244 - You'll see. 469 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,952 Wait, stay here for one second, honey. 470 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,120 - Preston, what do you mean? 471 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,421 - No! No! No! No! 472 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,455 - What up, roomie? 473 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,090 I mean, ex-roomie. 474 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,825 - What the hell are you guys doing? 475 00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:04,194 I made that dinner for me and my girlfriend! 476 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,028 - What? 477 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,997 Oh, shit. 478 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,398 We thought it was for us. 479 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,235 - Why would I make dinner for you? 480 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:12,903 - We didn't know you made it. 481 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,089 We thought it was the captain. 482 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:17,274 You know, they charge it to the room and shit. 483 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,111 (groaning) 484 00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:27,785 - [Preston] Okay. - [Sandra] Preston? 485 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,887 - It's going to be okay. We're gonna get a different dinner. 486 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,121 Just come this way. 487 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:31,789 - [Maggie On Phone] We're hanging up now. 488 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,389 - Love you, bye. 489 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:38,462 - Surprise. 490 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:42,065 We are having dinner with Lenny and, 491 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:45,068 um, his wife. 492 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,138 - Oh, wow. 493 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,107 (foreign language TV) 494 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,409 (laughing) 495 00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:56,079 - Now the life of the hive is no picnic. 496 00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:58,048 You know, there's a lot of work. 497 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,350 Those bees work themselves to death 498 00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:03,253 and guess who does all the work. 499 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,489 When they have sex with the queen, 500 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,924 they die. 501 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,592 (laughing) 502 00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:09,426 Can you believe it? 503 00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:10,894 That's their life. 504 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,462 The queen does, on her maiden flight, 505 00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:13,964 when she's just hatched, 506 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:16,166 she flies out into that drone cloud. 507 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,102 A lot of people think it's the males but it's not. 508 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:20,370 They're the drone bees 509 00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:22,039 and they don't do a thing. 510 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,373 They get blocked out of the hive. 511 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:24,908 They freeze to death. 512 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,878 That's what some women should do 513 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,913 to deadbeat boyfriends, right? 514 00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,148 (laughing) 515 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,416 - [Sandra] I have to go to bed. 516 00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:34,151 - What about dessert? 517 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:35,085 - [Sandra] Goodnight. 518 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,854 - She's not a big desert person. 519 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:37,988 - Ah. 520 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,523 Well, I'll save you a slice. 521 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,924 - Great, thanks. 522 00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:41,625 Goodnight. 523 00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:44,328 - Goodnight. 524 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,331 (somber music) 525 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,868 (television commotion) 526 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:56,273 Hey, fellas! 527 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:57,975 You want some pie? 528 00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:00,410 We can't possibly eat this whole thing ourself. 529 00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:03,280 - Oh, hell yeah. 530 00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:05,616 (slurping) 531 00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:09,319 I feel bad though. 532 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,421 He made it special for his girl and shit. 533 00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:13,891 - You didn't do it on purpose, right? 534 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,125 - No, man. 535 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,260 We thought it was in there for us. 536 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:18,295 - No, thanks, I don't smoke. 537 00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:19,463 - Why not? 538 00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:21,298 - He had a bad experience in college. 539 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,166 Talks about it all the time. 540 00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:24,368 - [Darren] What happened? 541 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:25,602 - Nothing, 542 00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:28,572 I just freaked out and everyone made fun of me. 543 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:31,208 - Come on, man, you're amongst friends. 544 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,343 Nobody's gonna make fun of you. 545 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:34,344 - I don't know. 546 00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,313 - No one's gonna make fun of you. 547 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:37,147 - I ju-- 548 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,315 - Hit it now! 549 00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:45,289 (coughing) 550 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,190 (laughing) 551 00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:48,091 - Yes! 552 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,193 - You had two cookies. 553 00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:51,328 - That's a lie. 554 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,230 - There were four on the plate 555 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:56,033 and I ate two and you ate two. 556 00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:56,700 - Stop. 557 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,271 (groaning) 558 00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:10,380 (coughing) (laughing) 559 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:13,317 (gasping) 560 00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:14,768 - What's wrong? 561 00:24:14,769 --> 00:24:16,218 - I thought I butt Skyped the kids 562 00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:17,621 and they saw me smoking pot. 563 00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:21,291 What was that look? 564 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,225 - What look? 565 00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:24,061 - That look you just gave Rico. 566 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:25,162 Was that about me? 567 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,129 Are you making fun of me? 568 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:28,649 - No. 569 00:24:28,650 --> 00:24:29,266 I mean, yeah, it was about you 570 00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:31,301 but we weren't making fun of you. 571 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,603 (laughing) 572 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:36,239 - What's so funny? 573 00:24:36,241 --> 00:24:37,474 Are you laughing at me? 574 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:41,378 - I was just thinking about the last time I smoked. 575 00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:45,082 Are you feeling all right, dear? 576 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:46,717 - No, I'm not feeling all right. 577 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,186 I have to lay down. 578 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:54,992 - [Darren] Uh, thanks for dessert and stuff. 579 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,360 We'll take care of the pipe. 580 00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:06,470 - Hello? 581 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,138 Lenny? 582 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:12,042 (somber music) 583 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,547 - Preston, 584 00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:19,316 are you okay? 585 00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:20,751 - Oh yeah, I'm fine, honey. 586 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:22,219 I'll be out in a second. 587 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:26,390 (dramatic beat music) 588 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:32,662 Honey? 589 00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:34,664 Do you mind taking off your mask? 590 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:39,736 ♪ Preston's got something he wants to show you ♪ 591 00:25:40,739 --> 00:25:43,073 - Yo, Preston, can we come in? 592 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,310 Preston, we brought you a piece of pie. 593 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,380 Sandra, we would've brought you one 594 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,283 but Lenny said you don't get down with desserts. 595 00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:54,768 - What? 596 00:25:54,769 --> 00:25:56,252 - Darren, you can't come into our room. 597 00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:57,521 - I hope we're not interrupting. 598 00:25:57,523 --> 00:25:58,355 - You are. 599 00:25:58,357 --> 00:25:59,823 - But me and Rico, 600 00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:02,492 we feel really bad about fucking up your dinner 601 00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:04,327 and we wanna take you out for drinks. 602 00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:07,464 We're headed to the bar right now. 603 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:08,498 You cats ready to roll? 604 00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:11,468 - We're in bed. 605 00:26:15,474 --> 00:26:16,573 So, no. 606 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:28,418 - Yeah. 607 00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:33,223 Hello? 608 00:26:36,462 --> 00:26:37,360 Dennis? 609 00:26:39,665 --> 00:26:40,564 Dennis? 610 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,166 Dennis? 611 00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:47,137 (mumbling in foreign language) 612 00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:56,613 Felix! 613 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:57,514 - Yes, Papa. 614 00:26:57,516 --> 00:26:59,349 (shushing) 615 00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:00,851 - Come with me, now. 616 00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:02,452 - I'm busy. 617 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,821 - Let go of your schmeckel and come help me. 618 00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:06,823 - It feels very good, Papa. 619 00:27:06,825 --> 00:27:09,526 Can I help you and hold my schmeckel at the same time? 620 00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:11,428 (yelling in foreign language) 621 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:14,231 - One of our guests is dead on the deck! 622 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:15,365 - Who is it? 623 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:16,266 - Dennis. 624 00:27:17,669 --> 00:27:18,869 - Who? 625 00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:19,870 - The bald man who wants everyone 626 00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:22,439 to see pictures of his children. 627 00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:23,473 - Oh, him? 628 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,443 I thought his name was Lenny. 629 00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,578 - Whatever his name is, 630 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:31,548 we must get rid of his body! 631 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:33,683 Or else we will be run out of town 632 00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:37,487 like the Muslims were run out of Spain in 1609. 633 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,622 So come on! 634 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:41,324 - Yah! 635 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:44,394 (somber beat music) 636 00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:05,582 (grunting) 637 00:28:06,585 --> 00:28:09,619 (water sloshing) 638 00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:17,561 (groaning) 639 00:28:17,563 --> 00:28:19,763 Is this good, Papa? 640 00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:20,697 - Okay. 641 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:24,568 (counting in foreign language) 642 00:28:25,771 --> 00:28:27,237 (splashing) 643 00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:29,940 (yelling) 644 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:30,974 Dennis! 645 00:28:30,976 --> 00:28:31,841 Gottverdammt! 646 00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:32,809 He lives! 647 00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:34,244 - What happened?! 648 00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:35,612 - We threw you in the water. 649 00:28:35,614 --> 00:28:36,513 - What?! 650 00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:37,614 Why did you do that? 651 00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:38,915 - We thought you were dead. 652 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:40,517 - I'm not dead! 653 00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:41,585 - You were lying there. 654 00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:42,752 You seemed dead. 655 00:28:42,754 --> 00:28:44,454 - Didn't you check my pulse? 656 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:45,388 - No. 657 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,023 We had to get rid of the body. 658 00:28:47,024 --> 00:28:48,657 Do you have any idea what would happen if anyone found out? 659 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:49,926 - No, I don't! 660 00:28:49,928 --> 00:28:52,495 - We would be run out of Spain like the Muslims. 661 00:28:52,497 --> 00:28:53,330 - What?! 662 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:54,631 - Oh, come in, come in. 663 00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:56,466 We will take care of you. 664 00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:58,401 Felix will microwave you some soup. 665 00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,302 Campbell's. 666 00:28:59,304 --> 00:28:59,936 Have you had it? 667 00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:01,471 Oh, it's delicious. 668 00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:08,445 - I'm gonna go take a hot bath. 669 00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:09,713 - Oh, can I join? 670 00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:12,249 - I mean, I should probably wash off first 671 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,351 if we're gonna get naked together, right? 672 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,455 (giggling) 673 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,494 - Would you like some bread? 674 00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:26,947 - No, thank you. 675 00:29:26,948 --> 00:29:29,399 - Not the Vunderbread you have down at the deli. 676 00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:34,271 But some real German bread. 677 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:34,971 Okay. 678 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:36,673 Hi. 679 00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:40,810 (pleasant music) 680 00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:44,347 - Oh. 681 00:29:44,349 --> 00:29:45,282 That is good bread. 682 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:46,349 (speaking foreign language) 683 00:29:46,351 --> 00:29:49,686 - Here. 684 00:29:49,688 --> 00:29:50,587 Good. 685 00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:57,360 (laughing) 686 00:29:57,362 --> 00:29:59,829 (somber music) 687 00:30:10,575 --> 00:30:12,609 (water sloshing) 688 00:30:12,611 --> 00:30:14,544 - That was a fantastic date. 689 00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:18,748 Do you wanna go back to my bedroom? 690 00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:21,318 - Well, 691 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,586 that all depends on the size of your 692 00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:24,487 baggage. 693 00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:27,424 (zipping) 694 00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:29,759 (boinging) 695 00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:32,662 (beat music) 696 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,364 - That's right, 697 00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:37,701 I'm Barry Largo and this is my Penis Enlargement Program. 698 00:30:37,703 --> 00:30:40,370 (beat music) 699 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:44,974 Welcome back to the Barry Largo 700 00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:46,843 Penis Enlargement Program. 701 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,378 All right, guys, 702 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:50,046 get a bunch of lube on your cocks 703 00:30:50,048 --> 00:30:52,982 because this is gonna be a real workout. 704 00:30:52,984 --> 00:30:54,751 Once you're fully lubed up, 705 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,921 take your thumb and your forefinger 706 00:30:57,923 --> 00:31:00,457 and put on the base of your penis. 707 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:02,025 Then with your other hand, 708 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:03,860 firmly stretch 709 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,696 and push. 710 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,765 What you're doing here is pushing the blood 711 00:31:08,767 --> 00:31:11,568 up your penis to the head 712 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:14,738 and you're gonna get more girth, more length. 713 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:15,905 And that's what we all want. 714 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:17,974 That's what the ladies want. 715 00:31:17,976 --> 00:31:21,478 Girls love big dicks. 716 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,879 - Did you get some work done? 717 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,948 - Yeah, work was good 718 00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:25,849 and done. 719 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:29,586 - Thank you so much for this. 720 00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:32,088 This is exactly what I needed. 721 00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:37,827 What're you doing? 722 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:39,729 - What're you doing? 723 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:40,830 - You just kissed me. 724 00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:42,565 - You just kissed me. 725 00:31:43,668 --> 00:31:45,635 - I was trying to kiss you on the cheek. 726 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:48,605 - I was trying to kiss you on the cheek. 727 00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:49,472 - Okay. 728 00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:20,904 - Where have you been? 729 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:22,739 - Nowhere. 730 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:24,707 Captain thought I was dead 731 00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:26,643 so he and Felix threw me into the bay. 732 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:29,078 Goodnight. 733 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:29,979 - What? 734 00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:32,649 Seriously, where were you? 735 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:33,883 - I just told you. 736 00:32:33,885 --> 00:32:35,819 - You expect me to believe that story? 737 00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:37,620 - Annabelle, where else would I be? 738 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,689 - I don't know, you're not here. 739 00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:41,658 The whole point of this trip 740 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:43,143 was for us to spend time together. 741 00:32:43,144 --> 00:32:44,627 You've been avoiding me the entire time. 742 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:45,962 - What're you talking about? 743 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,697 We're having a great trip together. 744 00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:48,598 - Lenny, 745 00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:50,834 you're not hearing me. 746 00:32:50,836 --> 00:32:51,968 I'm really upset. 747 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:53,903 We have a problem. 748 00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:58,475 - I don't know what to say. 749 00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:00,543 I love you? 750 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:03,046 - Forget it. 751 00:33:04,549 --> 00:33:07,016 (somber music) 752 00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:32,542 - I would like to see you kiss a real woman goodnight 753 00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:35,845 instead of an urn full of ashes. 754 00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:38,548 - Gute nacht, Oma. 755 00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:41,518 - Okay. 756 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:45,088 (somber music) 757 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,193 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 758 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:58,234 (speaking foreign language) 759 00:34:06,311 --> 00:34:07,810 - Hi. 760 00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:08,912 - Hey. 761 00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:13,883 - Uh, I'm just gonna go downstairs. 762 00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:21,858 - Preston? 763 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:24,193 Yo, Preston? 764 00:34:24,195 --> 00:34:25,862 Preston! (Preston gasping) 765 00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:27,230 Are you awake? 766 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:28,164 - I am now. 767 00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:29,899 What're you doing in our room? 768 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,568 - Do you have any condoms? 769 00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:35,638 At least one but if you have two, great. 770 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,708 Rico usually likes to go for a second round. 771 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:39,876 - I don't have any condoms! 772 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:40,877 Get out of our room! 773 00:34:40,879 --> 00:34:42,612 - Are you sure? 774 00:34:42,613 --> 00:34:44,346 - Yes, I'm sure, Sandra is on birth control. 775 00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:45,648 Get out of here! 776 00:34:45,650 --> 00:34:48,017 - Oh, shit. 777 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:48,985 Thanks anyway. 778 00:34:48,987 --> 00:34:49,819 - Okay. 779 00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:55,024 - Preston? 780 00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:55,959 - What? 781 00:34:55,961 --> 00:34:56,993 - Goodnight. 782 00:34:56,995 --> 00:34:58,061 - Goodnight! 783 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,932 (moaning) 784 00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,034 - Yo, Rico. 785 00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:07,770 No-go on the glove-o. 786 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,138 She's on the pilly. 787 00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:11,140 - That works, ask her for one. 788 00:35:11,142 --> 00:35:12,008 - Good call. 789 00:35:13,378 --> 00:35:16,679 (door creaking) 790 00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:17,380 Sandra. 791 00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:20,783 Sandra. 792 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,218 - Darren, don't you dare! 793 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,252 - Don't worry, Preston. 794 00:35:23,254 --> 00:35:25,054 I'm not gonna bother you again. 795 00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:26,689 I have a question for Sandra. 796 00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:28,691 Sandra, are you awake? 797 00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:29,626 - What? 798 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:30,360 - Do you think I could barrow 799 00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:32,328 one of your birth control pills? 800 00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:33,863 It's for Rico. 801 00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:35,264 - Are you serious? 802 00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:36,966 - No, shit, 803 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,801 not for Rico to take. 804 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:41,304 See, he's working his magic on a lady 805 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,272 and stupid me forgot the condoms 806 00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:45,808 and Preston said that you have some, so. 807 00:35:46,945 --> 00:35:50,980 - Okay, you know that's not how birth control works, right? 808 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,850 You can't just take it right before sex. 809 00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:55,051 - Can you take them after sex? 810 00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:56,736 - No. 811 00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:58,420 It takes like a month before it starts to work. 812 00:35:58,423 --> 00:35:59,322 - Really? 813 00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:01,924 That's stupid. 814 00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:03,059 - Get out of our room! 815 00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:05,061 - I'm out! I'm out! 816 00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:06,295 I'll see you guys tomorrow. 817 00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:16,939 - Oh my God. 818 00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:26,949 (thudding) 819 00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:29,018 - What're you doing? 820 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,720 - I have to use the toilet. 821 00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:32,088 - Felix, you can't come into our room 822 00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:33,823 without announcing yourself. 823 00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:35,058 - I need to go pee-pee. 824 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,127 - Get out! 825 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,836 (sexual moaning) 826 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,419 (moaning) 827 00:37:05,356 --> 00:37:08,224 (somber music) 828 00:37:11,029 --> 00:37:13,029 - Jared, what's up bro? 829 00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:21,871 - Hey. 830 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:27,009 What're you doing? 831 00:37:27,011 --> 00:37:28,211 - Nothing. 832 00:37:28,213 --> 00:37:29,378 - Is that alcohol? 833 00:37:32,517 --> 00:37:35,785 (crickets chirping) 834 00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:38,755 - [Jared] Sounds like he's trying too hard. 835 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:39,422 - Yeah. 836 00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:42,925 He's always putting on a show for me. 837 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:45,027 I thought he was really funny and clever at first 838 00:37:45,029 --> 00:37:47,530 but now it's getting kind of annoying. 839 00:37:47,532 --> 00:37:48,931 Preston means well 840 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,134 but he doesn't have any fun anymore. 841 00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:56,873 - It's a little harsh. 842 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:57,974 Watch out. 843 00:37:57,976 --> 00:37:59,275 (groaning) 844 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,310 - Oh my God. 845 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:04,413 Thanks for warning me ahead of time. 846 00:38:04,415 --> 00:38:06,015 - Sorry. 847 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:07,817 - I'm just kidding, don't worry about it. 848 00:38:07,819 --> 00:38:10,419 (pleasant music) 849 00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:21,864 - Honey, where were you? 850 00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:26,002 - Shit! 851 00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:28,237 (moaning) 852 00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:31,541 - Yes! 853 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:32,441 Randy! 854 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:36,312 - Um, my name's not Randy. 855 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,281 - Oh my God, I'm so sorry. 856 00:38:38,283 --> 00:38:39,382 Keep going. 857 00:38:39,384 --> 00:38:41,150 - Wait. 858 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,885 Is my name Randy? 859 00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:44,587 (moaning) 860 00:38:44,589 --> 00:38:46,455 You know the sex is good 861 00:38:46,457 --> 00:38:49,358 when you can't remember your own name. 862 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,226 - Yeah! 863 00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:51,327 - Randy. 864 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:53,963 Randy? 865 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,233 Randy? 866 00:38:57,235 --> 00:39:00,203 - I'm sorry, can you please just be quiet? 867 00:39:00,205 --> 00:39:01,270 - Ran 868 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,139 Dee. 869 00:39:05,376 --> 00:39:07,410 - So what's the deal with you and Kate? 870 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,013 - No deal, we're friends. 871 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:17,987 - This is disgusting. 872 00:39:19,257 --> 00:39:20,523 Pretty sure it's cooking brandy. 873 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,191 - Well it's doing the trick. 874 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:26,095 - You won't believe what just happened with Darren. 875 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:28,164 He came into my room. 876 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:30,233 He thought that you could use birth control pills 877 00:39:30,235 --> 00:39:31,868 like a condom. 878 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,136 (laughing) 879 00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:36,339 - God, they're so stupid, both of them. 880 00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:37,173 I mean, 881 00:39:37,175 --> 00:39:40,042 "Hey, I'm Rico. 882 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:42,111 "Work out, bro? 883 00:39:42,112 --> 00:39:44,179 "I've got two six packs because one wasn't enough." 884 00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:45,114 (giggling) 885 00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:46,082 - "Yo, brah. 886 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,383 "Like, I'm Darren 887 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:49,452 "and I'm like so good at surfing 888 00:39:49,454 --> 00:39:51,587 "I could just like do it in the yard." 889 00:39:51,589 --> 00:39:53,089 (laughing) 890 00:39:53,091 --> 00:39:55,324 - You saw them surfing in the yard today? 891 00:39:55,326 --> 00:39:56,592 Did you see them while they were in the bay? 892 00:39:56,594 --> 00:39:57,426 - They were? 893 00:39:57,428 --> 00:39:59,095 - [Jared] Surfing? 894 00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:00,596 - [Sandra] There are no waves. 895 00:40:00,598 --> 00:40:01,430 - I know. 896 00:40:01,432 --> 00:40:03,466 (giggling) 897 00:40:03,468 --> 00:40:04,400 Wait, wait, wait. 898 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:07,169 This morning they pulled in, 899 00:40:07,171 --> 00:40:09,238 Darren was in the passenger's seat, right, 900 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:14,110 and Rico was behind the car kissing his surfboard. 901 00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:15,662 - [Sandra] What? 902 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,213 - Then he poured a bottle of water on his head 903 00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:18,281 and shook his head around 904 00:40:18,283 --> 00:40:21,317 like he was a Victoria Secret model. 905 00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:24,220 (laughing) 906 00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:25,554 I really don't like that guy. 907 00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:34,297 (lock clicking) 908 00:40:52,350 --> 00:40:53,716 Where were you? 909 00:40:53,718 --> 00:40:56,152 - Hey, just went to the bathroom. 910 00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:58,487 - For two hours? 911 00:40:58,489 --> 00:40:59,689 - Yeah, I couldn't sleep, 912 00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:02,558 so I took a walk around the neighborhood. 913 00:41:11,436 --> 00:41:12,769 - Felix! 914 00:41:12,770 --> 00:41:14,103 - What the fuck are you doing?! 915 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:15,404 - I'm announcing myself. 916 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:22,445 - Oh my God. 917 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,614 (pleasant music) 918 00:41:28,753 --> 00:41:31,420 (upbeat music) 919 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,432 - Felix! 920 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:50,039 (yelling in foreign language) 921 00:41:54,278 --> 00:41:56,479 (sighing) 922 00:41:59,384 --> 00:42:00,349 (gasping) 923 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:01,650 - Good morning, beautiful. 924 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:06,789 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 925 00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:09,592 ♪ In the morning, Preston's girl ♪ 926 00:42:09,594 --> 00:42:13,195 ♪ Is so beautiful ♪ 927 00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:14,530 ♪ Every morning, waking up ♪ 928 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,532 - Preston, please stop. 929 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,100 - All right. 930 00:42:18,102 --> 00:42:20,336 Well, I got an idea for you. 931 00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:21,637 ♪ Breakfast in bed ♪ 932 00:42:21,639 --> 00:42:23,406 ♪ Breakfast in bed ♪ 933 00:42:23,408 --> 00:42:25,341 ♪ Preston's gonna get you some breakfast in bed ♪ 934 00:42:25,343 --> 00:42:26,409 (door opening) 935 00:42:26,411 --> 00:42:27,777 Darren? 936 00:42:27,778 --> 00:42:29,144 I swear to God if you're coming in to. 937 00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:31,514 - Sardine? 938 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:33,682 - What? No. 939 00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:36,485 I was just gonna go out and get some breakfast. 940 00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:38,487 - This is breakfast. 941 00:42:38,489 --> 00:42:39,422 - Are you kidding me? 942 00:42:42,427 --> 00:42:43,392 (thudding) (screaming) 943 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,827 - Sardine? 944 00:42:44,829 --> 00:42:47,096 - Fuck, Felix, you can't come into our room like that! 945 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,502 - [Kate] Darren, Rico? 946 00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:55,504 We going to the beach or what? 947 00:42:55,506 --> 00:42:57,106 - Yo, Darren, come on let's go. 948 00:42:57,108 --> 00:43:00,743 - Hey, okay, but don't bang her out again. 949 00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:04,080 I'm telling you, Jared was really pissed. 950 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:06,115 - All right, all right. 951 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:07,316 - [Kate] Darren, Rico! 952 00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:08,384 Let's go! 953 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,254 - Whoa! 954 00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:13,489 Shit! 955 00:43:13,491 --> 00:43:15,157 This place is like a haunted house. 956 00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:16,459 - Sardine? 957 00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:17,359 - Oh, hell yeah. 958 00:43:18,229 --> 00:43:20,696 (crunching) 959 00:43:20,698 --> 00:43:22,665 - Guys, let's go. 960 00:43:22,667 --> 00:43:23,632 - All right, yo. 961 00:43:26,671 --> 00:43:27,570 - [Rico] Hold up! 962 00:43:28,873 --> 00:43:30,723 - Where's Jared? 963 00:43:30,724 --> 00:43:32,574 - I don't know, he said he had a lot of work to do. 964 00:43:32,577 --> 00:43:34,810 - Oh, bummer. 965 00:43:34,812 --> 00:43:39,215 - Felix, are you coming to the beach with us? 966 00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:41,617 - Double bummer. 967 00:43:43,554 --> 00:43:46,388 (dramatic music) 968 00:44:00,204 --> 00:44:01,303 - [Barry] That's what we all want. 969 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:02,838 That's what the ladies want. 970 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:07,610 (door creaking) Girls love big dicks! 971 00:44:14,352 --> 00:44:15,251 - Hello? 972 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:21,524 - [Barry] So keep pushing. 973 00:44:21,526 --> 00:44:24,493 Keep pushing the blood up to the head. 974 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:25,828 Up to the head. 975 00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:26,929 Three more. 976 00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:28,564 Two. 977 00:44:28,566 --> 00:44:29,665 One. 978 00:44:30,434 --> 00:44:32,334 Zero, all right guys. 979 00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:34,603 Shake it out, shake it out, yeah. 980 00:44:34,605 --> 00:44:36,405 So, let's switch it up. 981 00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:38,641 Put your right hand around the base of the penis 982 00:44:38,643 --> 00:44:40,843 and with your left hand 983 00:44:40,845 --> 00:44:43,512 push the blood to the head. 984 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:45,614 Push the blood to the head. 985 00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:48,584 (gasping) 986 00:44:48,586 --> 00:44:49,685 - Felix, what the fuck? 987 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,453 Get out from underneath there! 988 00:44:52,456 --> 00:44:54,056 Dude, I told you, 989 00:44:54,057 --> 00:44:55,657 you can't keep coming into our room like that! 990 00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:58,527 - Is that what I must do to make the sex? 991 00:44:58,529 --> 00:44:59,495 - What? 992 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,165 - That. 993 00:45:03,166 --> 00:45:04,465 Is that what I must do to make the sex? 994 00:45:05,570 --> 00:45:07,369 - Why are you asking me that question? 995 00:45:08,406 --> 00:45:10,673 - I want to make the sex. 996 00:45:10,675 --> 00:45:12,641 Must I make my schmeckel bigger? 997 00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:15,377 - Your schmeckel? 998 00:45:16,647 --> 00:45:19,481 - [Barry] Up your penis to the head. 999 00:45:19,483 --> 00:45:21,483 This causes enlargement. 1000 00:45:21,485 --> 00:45:23,485 The blood causes enlargement. 1001 00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:24,620 Say it with me, guys. 1002 00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:37,666 (whooshing) 1003 00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:40,636 (intense rock music) 1004 00:46:03,861 --> 00:46:07,663 (intense rock music) 1005 00:46:07,665 --> 00:46:09,632 (whistling) 1006 00:46:09,634 --> 00:46:12,735 (water trickling) 1007 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:19,842 - What're you doing, bro? 1008 00:46:19,844 --> 00:46:21,043 Jared, remember? 1009 00:46:21,045 --> 00:46:22,645 - I'm sorry. 1010 00:46:22,647 --> 00:46:25,814 Kate makes me forget about things. 1011 00:46:25,816 --> 00:46:27,549 - I know, bro. 1012 00:46:27,551 --> 00:46:28,617 I know. 1013 00:46:31,956 --> 00:46:33,289 - Captain? 1014 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:34,590 Captain? 1015 00:46:34,592 --> 00:46:35,758 Captain? 1016 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:36,659 Captain? 1017 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:38,594 Captain, can I talk to you for a second? 1018 00:46:38,596 --> 00:46:39,928 - What is it, Pelton? 1019 00:46:39,930 --> 00:46:41,730 - People keep coming into our room. 1020 00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:42,831 Darren, Rico, Felix. 1021 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:44,500 It's unacceptable. 1022 00:46:44,502 --> 00:46:45,567 - Come with me. 1023 00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:46,735 We will talk about it. 1024 00:46:46,737 --> 00:46:48,570 - Come where you where? 1025 00:46:48,572 --> 00:46:50,372 - Sorry, bro. 1026 00:46:50,374 --> 00:46:53,409 I wanted to make it up to you that we took your dinner. 1027 00:46:53,411 --> 00:46:56,578 And then I thought, who better to ask for a condom 1028 00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:59,648 than the guy banging out the hottest girl in the house? 1029 00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:02,951 - Darren, you can't come into our room uninvited. 1030 00:47:02,953 --> 00:47:04,687 - Did I interrupt something? 1031 00:47:04,689 --> 00:47:06,822 You seem like you guys were just chilling. 1032 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,590 - It doesn't matter what we were doing. 1033 00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:10,693 You can't come into our room. 1034 00:47:10,695 --> 00:47:14,096 But, as a matter of fact, you did interrupt something. 1035 00:47:14,098 --> 00:47:16,732 I've been trying to propose to my girlfriend all weekend 1036 00:47:16,734 --> 00:47:18,701 and you guys keep messing it up. 1037 00:47:18,703 --> 00:47:19,968 - Are you serious, bro? 1038 00:47:21,739 --> 00:47:22,805 Shit! 1039 00:47:23,741 --> 00:47:25,641 - We cockblocked our boy Preston. 1040 00:47:25,643 --> 00:47:28,477 We promised never to cockblock any of our boys. 1041 00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:29,378 - Shit! 1042 00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:31,447 Shit. 1043 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:33,515 I fucked it up. 1044 00:47:34,652 --> 00:47:35,718 I'm worthless. 1045 00:47:36,787 --> 00:47:38,620 I'm a worthless piece of shit. 1046 00:47:38,622 --> 00:47:40,789 - Is that what you believe 1047 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:43,492 or is that what your father says about you? 1048 00:47:43,494 --> 00:47:44,693 - Huh? 1049 00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:45,928 - Well, it is one thing for your father 1050 00:47:45,930 --> 00:47:47,429 to say something about you 1051 00:47:47,431 --> 00:47:49,665 but it is another for you to believe it. 1052 00:47:51,669 --> 00:47:54,036 - Darren, I didn't mean to single you out. 1053 00:47:54,038 --> 00:47:55,704 - As for you, Pelton. 1054 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,973 You blame the junge for blocking your cock, 1055 00:47:57,975 --> 00:48:00,909 but you could be asking your lady's hand in marriage 1056 00:48:00,911 --> 00:48:02,778 as we speak, could you not? 1057 00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:04,680 - I'm not gonna propose in the middle of the day. 1058 00:48:04,682 --> 00:48:05,914 - Why not? 1059 00:48:05,916 --> 00:48:06,882 - Because we just got back from the beach. 1060 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,117 Everyone's just hanging around. 1061 00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:10,085 (speaking foreign language) 1062 00:48:10,087 --> 00:48:11,787 - What is really stopping you? 1063 00:48:11,789 --> 00:48:13,789 - I need everything to be perfect. 1064 00:48:13,791 --> 00:48:14,757 - Why? 1065 00:48:14,759 --> 00:48:16,859 - Because it's a proposal. 1066 00:48:16,861 --> 00:48:19,428 - What are you afraid of? 1067 00:48:19,430 --> 00:48:20,062 - What do you think? 1068 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:21,663 That she'll say no. 1069 00:48:21,665 --> 00:48:23,532 - Yeah, now we're getting somewhere. 1070 00:48:24,802 --> 00:48:26,502 Why are you afraid? 1071 00:48:27,872 --> 00:48:29,538 - I just am. 1072 00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:31,840 - Preston, I've been there. 1073 00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:33,742 I had a million doubts running through my head 1074 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:35,444 when I proposed to Annabelle. 1075 00:48:36,447 --> 00:48:38,547 You just gotta go for it. 1076 00:48:38,549 --> 00:48:39,848 She'll say yes. 1077 00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:42,484 (somber music) 1078 00:48:43,687 --> 00:48:46,021 - [Kate] Oh my Lord, are they having another men's meeting? 1079 00:48:46,023 --> 00:48:46,989 - [Annabelle] Yep. 1080 00:48:47,858 --> 00:48:49,458 - Hey, are you okay? 1081 00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:50,759 - I'm a little tired. 1082 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,761 I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 1083 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:55,597 Someone was having very loud sex. 1084 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:57,349 - Oh. (laughing) 1085 00:48:57,350 --> 00:48:59,100 - I thought you and Jared were just friends. 1086 00:48:59,103 --> 00:49:00,636 - Oh, we are. 1087 00:49:00,638 --> 00:49:01,503 - Well then who? 1088 00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:04,540 - Rico. 1089 00:49:06,143 --> 00:49:07,576 - Wow. 1090 00:49:07,578 --> 00:49:08,744 How did that happen? 1091 00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:11,213 - [Lenny] No, I don't want that. 1092 00:49:11,215 --> 00:49:12,214 - What do you want? 1093 00:49:13,484 --> 00:49:15,083 - [Lenny] I wanna make love to my wife. 1094 00:49:15,986 --> 00:49:17,853 - And what is stopping you? 1095 00:49:17,855 --> 00:49:18,954 - I don't know. 1096 00:49:21,058 --> 00:49:23,859 I know it sounds terrible but 1097 00:49:23,861 --> 00:49:25,861 I'm just not attracted to her anymore. 1098 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,966 (dramatic music) 1099 00:49:32,736 --> 00:49:34,203 I'm sorry. 1100 00:49:34,205 --> 00:49:35,671 I don't know what to do. 1101 00:49:40,244 --> 00:49:42,911 (somber music) 1102 00:50:12,276 --> 00:50:14,877 - I can't believe you're mad that I proposed to you. 1103 00:50:14,879 --> 00:50:16,912 - It was so embarrassing! 1104 00:50:16,914 --> 00:50:18,580 Why would you think it was a good idea 1105 00:50:18,582 --> 00:50:20,883 to gather all the people in the restaurant around our table 1106 00:50:20,885 --> 00:50:22,551 and then propose to me? 1107 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:24,052 - Because I wanted to make it special. 1108 00:50:24,054 --> 00:50:27,155 - And that song, oh my God. 1109 00:50:27,157 --> 00:50:29,091 - Baby, you love my songs. 1110 00:50:29,093 --> 00:50:30,158 - Preston, 1111 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,928 I can't stand your songs. 1112 00:50:32,930 --> 00:50:33,962 - Baby, you do not mean that. 1113 00:50:33,964 --> 00:50:35,864 - Get away from me! 1114 00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:38,534 (somber music) 1115 00:50:40,271 --> 00:50:41,737 - But I love you. 1116 00:50:41,739 --> 00:50:43,705 - I can't do this anymore. 1117 00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:44,573 - Do what? 1118 00:50:45,276 --> 00:50:46,975 - We have to break up. 1119 00:50:50,147 --> 00:50:50,979 - I don't understand. 1120 00:50:50,981 --> 00:50:52,314 What did I do wrong? 1121 00:50:52,316 --> 00:50:53,315 - Nothing. 1122 00:50:53,317 --> 00:50:54,950 You rock. 1123 00:50:54,952 --> 00:50:57,553 I just can't do my man Jared like that. 1124 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:58,787 - What? 1125 00:50:58,789 --> 00:51:00,088 What does Jared have to do with this? 1126 00:51:00,090 --> 00:51:01,323 - Duh! 1127 00:51:01,325 --> 00:51:04,092 He's in love with you, you know that. 1128 00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:05,994 - No I don't. 1129 00:51:05,996 --> 00:51:07,129 He's never said anything like that. 1130 00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:09,164 He's not in love with me. 1131 00:51:09,166 --> 00:51:10,933 - I'm sorry, dude. 1132 00:51:10,935 --> 00:51:11,900 Bros before hoes. 1133 00:51:13,337 --> 00:51:14,169 (smacking) 1134 00:51:14,171 --> 00:51:15,771 - Fuck you! 1135 00:51:18,008 --> 00:51:18,857 - Whoa. 1136 00:51:18,858 --> 00:51:19,707 This is crazier than the time 1137 00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:22,277 Lucy found the used condom in Eugen's bike helmet. 1138 00:51:22,279 --> 00:51:24,146 - Fuck you two, Darren. 1139 00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:25,781 Jesus. 1140 00:51:25,783 --> 00:51:27,950 (crying) 1141 00:51:27,952 --> 00:51:28,850 - Shit. 1142 00:51:29,687 --> 00:51:31,019 - What was I supposed to do? 1143 00:51:31,021 --> 00:51:33,088 If I hooked up with Kate, I hurt Jared. 1144 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:35,290 If I didn't, I hurt Kate. 1145 00:51:35,292 --> 00:51:36,959 - It was a suicide mission. 1146 00:51:38,262 --> 00:51:40,762 (groaning) 1147 00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:44,766 - [Annabelle] I want you to fuck me. 1148 00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:45,867 - I can't get an erection. 1149 00:51:45,869 --> 00:51:47,603 - What's the problem? 1150 00:51:47,605 --> 00:51:50,005 - I don't know, it's just not working. 1151 00:51:50,007 --> 00:51:51,073 (sighing) 1152 00:51:51,075 --> 00:51:53,675 - You don't want to have sex with me, 1153 00:51:53,677 --> 00:51:55,043 you don't wanna talk to me, 1154 00:51:55,045 --> 00:51:56,878 you don't even wanna be alone with me. 1155 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,280 - That's not true. 1156 00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:00,248 - And you won't acknowledge there's a problem. 1157 00:52:00,250 --> 00:52:02,751 Do you know how small that makes me feel? 1158 00:52:02,753 --> 00:52:04,686 - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. 1159 00:52:06,056 --> 00:52:08,824 I really think you're making a mountain out of a molehill. 1160 00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:10,325 - Oh, fuck you, Lenny. 1161 00:52:11,996 --> 00:52:13,128 I don't want you in this room. 1162 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:14,630 Find someplace else to sleep. 1163 00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:15,964 - What? You don't mean that. 1164 00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:17,199 - Now. 1165 00:52:17,201 --> 00:52:20,035 (somber music) 1166 00:52:37,354 --> 00:52:39,688 (crying) 1167 00:52:46,196 --> 00:52:47,062 - What's wrong? 1168 00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:50,766 - Nothing. 1169 00:52:52,202 --> 00:52:53,168 - Are you sure? 1170 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:55,203 - Yes, I'm fine. Go away. 1171 00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:01,109 - You know, the captain has 1172 00:53:01,111 --> 00:53:03,712 this really tasty bread from Germany. 1173 00:53:03,714 --> 00:53:04,946 I don't know what it's called. 1174 00:53:04,948 --> 00:53:07,315 All I know is it's not called Vunderbread. 1175 00:53:07,317 --> 00:53:09,184 (chuckling) 1176 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:12,120 Anyway, I was gonna make myself a grilled cheese. 1177 00:53:12,990 --> 00:53:14,089 You want one? 1178 00:53:16,126 --> 00:53:18,226 - You know, like, bro code or whatever, 1179 00:53:18,228 --> 00:53:21,363 which is stupid because Jared hates Rico. 1180 00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:24,049 Rico is just a rebound 1181 00:53:24,050 --> 00:53:25,366 but when two guys break up with you in the same week, 1182 00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:27,102 like that really hurts, you know? 1183 00:53:28,739 --> 00:53:29,438 - Hey, 1184 00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:31,740 look at me. 1185 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,342 That's their loss. 1186 00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:38,080 A guy would have to be stupid or dead 1187 00:53:38,082 --> 00:53:39,314 not to wanna be with you. 1188 00:53:41,151 --> 00:53:43,719 I wouldn't give those dolts a second thought. 1189 00:53:45,422 --> 00:53:46,354 - Thanks, Lenny. 1190 00:53:48,192 --> 00:53:49,725 And thank you for this grilled cheese. 1191 00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:51,393 You're right, this bread is amazing. 1192 00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:53,428 - I know. 1193 00:54:07,311 --> 00:54:08,777 Leave it to the Germans. 1194 00:54:11,115 --> 00:54:13,749 (somber music) 1195 00:54:19,056 --> 00:54:21,089 (sighing) 1196 00:54:23,827 --> 00:54:25,127 Honey, wake up. 1197 00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:27,929 I wanna make love. 1198 00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:29,164 - You do? 1199 00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,031 - Yeah. 1200 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:33,368 I'm sorry about the way I've been acting. 1201 00:54:34,805 --> 00:54:36,238 You've just been mom so long, 1202 00:54:37,307 --> 00:54:40,142 it took me awhile to see you as lover again. 1203 00:54:40,144 --> 00:54:41,777 But I'm there now. 1204 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,286 (gasping) 1205 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:53,155 - What are you doing? 1206 00:54:53,157 --> 00:54:55,190 - I just took my bath with Oma. 1207 00:54:55,192 --> 00:54:56,358 Same time every night. 1208 00:54:57,494 --> 00:54:59,995 - Okay, well that's weird. 1209 00:54:59,997 --> 00:55:02,531 - Do you want to see my big schmeckel workout? 1210 00:55:02,533 --> 00:55:03,431 - What? 1211 00:55:09,072 --> 00:55:11,173 - I make my schmeckel bigger. 1212 00:55:11,175 --> 00:55:13,008 Do you want to make the sex now? 1213 00:55:14,878 --> 00:55:17,112 (moaning) 1214 00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:25,453 (sighing) 1215 00:55:32,262 --> 00:55:35,297 (sexual moaning) 1216 00:55:46,243 --> 00:55:48,176 - Oh yes! 1217 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:49,244 Yes! 1218 00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:50,245 Oh! 1219 00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:52,480 (sighing) 1220 00:55:58,322 --> 00:56:01,156 (somber music) 1221 00:56:13,303 --> 00:56:18,373 - Just what I was looking for. 1222 00:56:22,145 --> 00:56:24,145 - Stuff is really terrible. 1223 00:56:24,147 --> 00:56:25,046 - Mhmm. 1224 00:56:28,452 --> 00:56:29,484 So what's with you? 1225 00:56:30,287 --> 00:56:31,620 - I broke up with Preston. 1226 00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:34,155 - Really? 1227 00:56:34,157 --> 00:56:35,557 - I just couldn't take it anymore. 1228 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:40,128 - Poor guy. 1229 00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:41,263 - Poor guy? 1230 00:56:42,266 --> 00:56:44,532 He was smothering me. 1231 00:56:44,534 --> 00:56:46,268 Why am I the bad guy? 1232 00:56:46,270 --> 00:56:48,403 - No, you're not the bad guy. 1233 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:51,306 I'm just frustrated. 1234 00:56:51,308 --> 00:56:55,477 Women seem to go for big guys with big dicks. 1235 00:56:55,479 --> 00:56:57,279 - What're you talking about? 1236 00:56:57,281 --> 00:56:59,147 Big dicks? 1237 00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:00,448 Is that really what you think? 1238 00:57:00,450 --> 00:57:01,383 - Yeah. 1239 00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:03,285 That's what women want, right? 1240 00:57:03,287 --> 00:57:04,386 - No. 1241 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,689 Not really. 1242 00:57:07,690 --> 00:57:10,124 Definitely not more than a lot of other things. 1243 00:57:10,127 --> 00:57:11,526 - Like what? 1244 00:57:11,528 --> 00:57:13,695 - Confidence, honesty. 1245 00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:17,933 You really think that Kate is gonna 1246 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:20,201 one day realize she's in love with you and come running? 1247 00:57:20,203 --> 00:57:21,436 - No, this isn't about Kate. 1248 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:24,272 I'm just talking in general, most people. 1249 00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:25,173 Nevermind. 1250 00:57:25,976 --> 00:57:26,675 - Jared, 1251 00:57:27,477 --> 00:57:28,710 you love her. 1252 00:57:31,682 --> 00:57:33,949 You're so passive. 1253 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:35,016 Be a man. 1254 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:37,285 Tell her how you feel. 1255 00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:42,390 (somber music) 1256 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:40,615 - [Captain] Guten morgen. 1257 00:58:43,387 --> 00:58:45,553 - Sorry, I didn't see you there. 1258 00:58:45,555 --> 00:58:49,190 - You must stop apologizing for being alive in the world. 1259 00:58:50,394 --> 00:58:51,593 Sit down. 1260 00:58:51,595 --> 00:58:53,061 - No thanks. 1261 00:58:53,063 --> 00:58:55,463 Kinda wanna be alone right now. 1262 00:58:55,465 --> 00:58:56,598 - Please? 1263 00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,266 I want you to hear this too. 1264 00:58:59,436 --> 00:59:00,535 - Fine. 1265 00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:12,213 - I was just saying that 1266 00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:14,416 I had sex with Annabelle last night 1267 00:59:15,452 --> 00:59:18,753 but I was thinking about Kate the whole time. 1268 00:59:18,755 --> 00:59:20,221 I feel terrible. 1269 00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:24,225 I couldn't even look my wife in the eye this morning. 1270 00:59:26,129 --> 00:59:28,229 - What's wrong with that, Lenny? 1271 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:30,365 - Lenny, what's so bad about that? 1272 00:59:30,367 --> 00:59:32,333 Whole time I was banging out Charlene, 1273 00:59:32,335 --> 00:59:34,102 I was thinking about other girls. 1274 00:59:34,104 --> 00:59:34,836 - You were? 1275 00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:37,072 - Every dude does that, Lenny. 1276 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:37,739 - Really? 1277 00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:39,340 (chuckling) 1278 00:59:39,342 --> 00:59:41,509 - No wonder you can not make love to your wife, 1279 00:59:41,511 --> 00:59:43,445 you poor bauerntölpel. 1280 00:59:43,447 --> 00:59:47,215 I used to watch "Ich Ficke Deine Mutter und Schwester" 1281 00:59:47,217 --> 00:59:49,717 before I made love to my Christine. 1282 00:59:49,719 --> 00:59:50,618 - What's that? 1283 00:59:50,620 --> 00:59:51,853 - Pornographic film. 1284 00:59:51,855 --> 00:59:53,521 Very popular in Germany. 1285 00:59:53,523 --> 00:59:55,123 - Whoa, porn? 1286 00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:56,724 I don't know about that. 1287 00:59:57,861 --> 00:59:59,094 That's nearly cheating. 1288 00:59:59,096 --> 01:00:00,428 I love my wife. 1289 01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:02,430 - And I didn't love mine? 1290 01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:04,699 You arschgefickter hurensohn! 1291 01:00:06,269 --> 01:00:08,470 Your wife cannot feel your love if you lie next to her 1292 01:00:08,472 --> 01:00:11,372 like a wertlos scheissekopf! 1293 01:00:12,476 --> 01:00:14,876 You must do whatever it takes to sex her all the time. 1294 01:00:16,813 --> 01:00:18,613 - I make a sex last night, Papa. 1295 01:00:19,483 --> 01:00:21,349 - Not now, Felix. 1296 01:00:22,486 --> 01:00:27,455 Do you realize how little time your really have with her? 1297 01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:29,824 You must love her every moment. 1298 01:00:33,597 --> 01:00:35,763 (crying) 1299 01:00:37,267 --> 01:00:38,166 - Preston. 1300 01:00:41,538 --> 01:00:43,638 - Let him go where he must. 1301 01:00:45,675 --> 01:00:47,175 - Sandra dumped me. 1302 01:00:48,345 --> 01:00:50,478 I proposed to her and she dumped me. 1303 01:00:52,249 --> 01:00:54,916 I shoulda become an accountant like my father, 1304 01:00:54,918 --> 01:00:56,384 then I would've had the money 1305 01:00:56,386 --> 01:00:57,585 to give her the life she deserves. 1306 01:00:58,522 --> 01:01:00,388 Been able to buy her a better car. 1307 01:01:00,390 --> 01:01:01,789 Take her to a better bed and breakfast. 1308 01:01:01,791 --> 01:01:02,857 No offense, Captain. 1309 01:01:04,261 --> 01:01:06,461 - When I wanted to impress my Christine, 1310 01:01:06,463 --> 01:01:08,763 I would take her to the bakery in the morning 1311 01:01:08,765 --> 01:01:12,200 to smell the fresh baked bread. 1312 01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:13,902 - I know, you told me. 1313 01:01:13,904 --> 01:01:15,470 I fail to see the relevance. 1314 01:01:15,472 --> 01:01:17,839 - That's because you are not really listening. 1315 01:01:19,276 --> 01:01:21,643 I took Christine to smell the bread 1316 01:01:21,645 --> 01:01:25,580 because I could not afford to buy the bread. 1317 01:01:25,582 --> 01:01:27,715 Your woman wants you to take care of her, yeah, 1318 01:01:27,717 --> 01:01:29,350 but not with money. 1319 01:01:30,587 --> 01:01:31,586 With love. 1320 01:01:31,588 --> 01:01:32,654 - I do love her. 1321 01:01:32,656 --> 01:01:34,222 - No, not really. 1322 01:01:34,224 --> 01:01:35,490 Oh, you're nice to her. 1323 01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:37,125 You kiss her, you do what you think 1324 01:01:37,126 --> 01:01:38,759 a man who loves a woman is supposed to do. 1325 01:01:40,597 --> 01:01:43,865 But you are not capable of truly loving her 1326 01:01:44,734 --> 01:01:46,801 until you love yourself. 1327 01:01:46,803 --> 01:01:49,204 And that is the real problem. 1328 01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:51,573 You do not love yourself. 1329 01:01:52,576 --> 01:01:53,875 - Stimmt. 1330 01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:54,943 - Stimmt. 1331 01:01:54,945 --> 01:01:56,611 - Stimmt. 1332 01:01:56,613 --> 01:01:59,214 (somber music) 1333 01:02:12,462 --> 01:02:13,361 - Hey. 1334 01:02:22,305 --> 01:02:23,671 - Hey. 1335 01:02:23,673 --> 01:02:25,640 Can I tell you about last night? 1336 01:02:25,642 --> 01:02:26,641 - Maybe I shoulda never hooked up 1337 01:02:26,643 --> 01:02:28,643 with Kate in the first place. 1338 01:02:28,645 --> 01:02:31,012 - You let your shmeckel do the thinking. 1339 01:02:31,014 --> 01:02:33,648 - I think we've all been guilty of that. 1340 01:02:33,650 --> 01:02:35,016 - Let your brain do the thinking 1341 01:02:35,018 --> 01:02:36,818 and your shmeckel do the talking. 1342 01:02:37,687 --> 01:02:38,586 - Stimmt. 1343 01:02:39,823 --> 01:02:40,722 - Stimmt. 1344 01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:45,426 - Speaking of Jared. 1345 01:02:47,330 --> 01:02:48,863 - Should I ask him to join us? 1346 01:02:48,865 --> 01:02:50,565 - No, the junge is hurting. 1347 01:02:51,534 --> 01:02:53,001 Let's go to him. 1348 01:02:53,003 --> 01:02:55,770 (pleasant music) 1349 01:03:15,725 --> 01:03:16,791 - What's happening? 1350 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:17,625 - Jonas-- 1351 01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:18,626 - Captain, may I? 1352 01:03:19,696 --> 01:03:20,595 - Please. 1353 01:03:21,498 --> 01:03:22,597 - Jared, 1354 01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:24,465 this is a safe place 1355 01:03:25,502 --> 01:03:26,801 and we all wanna help. 1356 01:03:27,704 --> 01:03:29,771 We know you're in pain around Kate 1357 01:03:29,773 --> 01:03:31,773 and around having a small penis. 1358 01:03:31,775 --> 01:03:32,807 - What? 1359 01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:34,409 I don't have a small penis. 1360 01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:37,045 - Felix told us about the dick workout. 1361 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:42,583 - So what do you think turned him on all of a sudden? 1362 01:03:42,585 --> 01:03:43,651 - I don't know. 1363 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:44,752 All I know is that I liked it 1364 01:03:44,754 --> 01:03:46,487 and I'm not gonna question it. 1365 01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:48,523 Sometimes it's best not to analyze. 1366 01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:50,325 - I know what you mean. 1367 01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:52,694 - I also had some really good sex last night. 1368 01:03:52,696 --> 01:03:54,595 - I know, I heard you and Rico again. 1369 01:03:54,597 --> 01:03:55,797 - No, not Rico. 1370 01:03:56,966 --> 01:03:58,333 It was Felix. 1371 01:03:59,002 --> 01:03:59,834 - Felix? 1372 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:00,668 - Yeah. 1373 01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:02,870 (laughing) 1374 01:04:05,442 --> 01:04:07,041 - I'm sorry for banging out Kate. 1375 01:04:07,043 --> 01:04:08,676 I shouldn't have done that. 1376 01:04:08,678 --> 01:04:10,445 - Don't forget about the anal. 1377 01:04:10,447 --> 01:04:11,646 - Oh yeah, also-- 1378 01:04:11,648 --> 01:04:12,680 - Please don't. 1379 01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:14,516 - We did anal. 1380 01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:16,351 - That means instead of doing sex regular in the front, 1381 01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:17,552 they did it in the back. 1382 01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:19,387 - Yeah, I know what anal is, Darren. 1383 01:04:19,389 --> 01:04:21,489 - I let my shmeckel do the thinking. 1384 01:04:21,491 --> 01:04:22,857 - Okay, can you just get off me now? 1385 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:23,958 Yeah. 1386 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:24,859 Thank you. 1387 01:04:29,399 --> 01:04:30,665 - Jared, you know, 1388 01:04:30,667 --> 01:04:33,501 Kate threw herself at Rico all day yesterday 1389 01:04:33,503 --> 01:04:36,738 and Rico rejected her out of loyalty to you. 1390 01:04:36,740 --> 01:04:37,939 - How do you know that? 1391 01:04:38,775 --> 01:04:39,774 - Kate told me. 1392 01:04:46,783 --> 01:04:47,849 - I am also sorry. 1393 01:04:49,486 --> 01:04:51,419 I put my shmeckel in Kate too. 1394 01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:55,890 - You, I get. 1395 01:04:57,427 --> 01:04:58,126 But you? 1396 01:04:59,562 --> 01:05:02,530 Why would she hook up with you and not me? 1397 01:05:02,532 --> 01:05:05,133 - Because you are not worthy of her love. 1398 01:05:05,135 --> 01:05:06,567 - Oh, thanks. 1399 01:05:06,569 --> 01:05:08,736 - Well, that's what you believe, isn't it? 1400 01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:10,571 - No, it's not. 1401 01:05:10,573 --> 01:05:11,672 - Yes it is. 1402 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:13,808 You're just like me. 1403 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:16,577 I don't love myself either. 1404 01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:18,813 - Enough! 1405 01:05:18,814 --> 01:05:21,048 You both believe some bogus story in your heads. 1406 01:05:21,050 --> 01:05:22,750 You don't have enough money. 1407 01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:24,419 You don't have enough dick. 1408 01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:25,753 Bullshit! 1409 01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:27,822 You're both kick-ass dudes. 1410 01:05:27,824 --> 01:05:29,123 Believe that! 1411 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:30,858 - Stimmt! 1412 01:05:30,860 --> 01:05:31,893 - Stimmt! 1413 01:05:31,895 --> 01:05:32,794 - Stimmt! 1414 01:05:39,969 --> 01:05:42,570 - Did you really not know that he had feelings for you? 1415 01:05:42,572 --> 01:05:43,704 - No, I didn't. 1416 01:05:45,208 --> 01:05:46,641 I mean, maybe I did. 1417 01:05:46,643 --> 01:05:48,609 I just didn't wanna let myself think about it 1418 01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:51,446 because I didn't want to scare off the friendship, you know? 1419 01:05:52,081 --> 01:05:54,749 It sucks because I adore Jared. 1420 01:05:54,751 --> 01:05:56,083 I really, really do. 1421 01:05:56,085 --> 01:05:57,852 - If you don't mind my asking, 1422 01:05:58,755 --> 01:06:00,822 what's wrong with him, he seems great? 1423 01:06:03,092 --> 01:06:05,927 (somber music) 1424 01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:21,809 (people speaking in German on TV) 1425 01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:25,780 (woman sexually moaning on TV) 1426 01:06:25,782 --> 01:06:28,115 (laughing) 1427 01:06:29,252 --> 01:06:30,852 - Have you seen my cellphone charger? 1428 01:06:30,854 --> 01:06:32,119 I can't seem to find it. 1429 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:35,890 Oh! 1430 01:06:37,527 --> 01:06:38,726 Oh, honey. 1431 01:06:39,963 --> 01:06:42,563 (speaking German) 1432 01:06:42,565 --> 01:06:43,498 What? 1433 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:45,633 - It means I wanna fuck you. 1434 01:06:45,635 --> 01:06:46,667 - Fuck me, Lenny! 1435 01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:47,935 Fuck me! 1436 01:06:47,937 --> 01:06:50,171 - [Maggie On Phone] Mom! Dad! What the hell?! 1437 01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:53,574 - Oh crap, I butt Skyped the kids. 1438 01:06:53,576 --> 01:06:55,877 (laughing) 1439 01:07:01,951 --> 01:07:05,019 - Hey, man, can we get in on your dick workout? 1440 01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:06,621 Felix said he tried it once 1441 01:07:06,623 --> 01:07:08,155 and his dick is already a little bit bigger. 1442 01:07:08,157 --> 01:07:09,056 - Did he? 1443 01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:11,559 - [Rico] Yeah, can we do it with you? 1444 01:07:11,561 --> 01:07:12,260 - Why? 1445 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:18,900 You guys already have big dicks. 1446 01:07:18,902 --> 01:07:19,867 - Huh? 1447 01:07:22,005 --> 01:07:23,438 No they're not. 1448 01:07:23,439 --> 01:07:24,872 - Wait, you guys think you have small dicks? 1449 01:07:27,911 --> 01:07:29,810 - Let's work out. 1450 01:07:29,812 --> 01:07:31,846 - [Barry] Thumb and your forefinger 1451 01:07:31,848 --> 01:07:33,948 and put it on the base of your penis. 1452 01:07:33,950 --> 01:07:35,283 Then with your other hand-- 1453 01:07:35,285 --> 01:07:36,584 - Wow! 1454 01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:38,886 My cock looks bigger already. 1455 01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:40,855 - Yeah, I can see that from here. 1456 01:07:40,857 --> 01:07:42,723 - Probably just placebo affect. 1457 01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:43,991 I've been doing this workout for three months 1458 01:07:43,993 --> 01:07:46,027 and it's only a little bigger. 1459 01:07:47,163 --> 01:07:48,963 - Does he know about the finger trick? 1460 01:07:48,965 --> 01:07:50,164 - You know about the finger trick? 1461 01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,933 - No, what finger trick? 1462 01:07:51,935 --> 01:07:53,968 - You know your dick? 1463 01:07:53,970 --> 01:07:55,670 - Yeah. 1464 01:07:55,672 --> 01:07:58,139 - You know how it gets hard when you're about to have sex? 1465 01:07:58,141 --> 01:07:59,707 - I'm familiar with an erection, Darren. 1466 01:07:59,709 --> 01:08:03,010 - You know how you stick it in a girl's pussy? 1467 01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:04,045 - I know what sex is Darren, yes. 1468 01:08:04,047 --> 01:08:06,013 What's the finger trick? 1469 01:08:06,015 --> 01:08:08,883 - The whole time you're having sex, 1470 01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:11,252 rub her clit with your finger. 1471 01:08:12,355 --> 01:08:14,088 She'll go crazy. 1472 01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:17,925 Trust me on this one. 1473 01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:19,060 - Wait, 1474 01:08:19,062 --> 01:08:20,628 really? 1475 01:08:20,630 --> 01:08:21,662 Do you do that too? 1476 01:08:22,999 --> 01:08:24,665 - Also, man, 1477 01:08:24,667 --> 01:08:26,968 gotta get rid of that bush. 1478 01:08:26,970 --> 01:08:31,872 Your long pubs are dangling in front of your cock. 1479 01:08:31,874 --> 01:08:33,874 See how we shaved? 1480 01:08:33,876 --> 01:08:35,710 It makes our cocks look bigger. 1481 01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:45,252 - Don't worry, bro, 1482 01:08:45,254 --> 01:08:47,254 Rico is a pro. 1483 01:08:47,256 --> 01:08:48,656 Trust me. 1484 01:08:49,759 --> 01:08:51,292 Hey, there you are. 1485 01:08:52,895 --> 01:08:54,695 He's got a dick! 1486 01:08:54,697 --> 01:08:56,097 He's got a dick! 1487 01:08:57,033 --> 01:08:58,899 He's got a dick! 1488 01:08:58,901 --> 01:08:59,734 - [Rico] Yeah! 1489 01:08:59,736 --> 01:09:01,068 - What is happening? 1490 01:09:02,739 --> 01:09:03,871 - Love yourself, bro. 1491 01:09:11,381 --> 01:09:12,279 - Yep, 1492 01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:14,782 that's my dick. 1493 01:09:14,784 --> 01:09:16,250 That's what I'm working with. 1494 01:09:16,252 --> 01:09:18,019 - Jared, why? 1495 01:09:18,021 --> 01:09:19,787 - Guys, can you give us a minute? 1496 01:09:19,789 --> 01:09:21,022 - [Darren] For sure. 1497 01:09:21,024 --> 01:09:22,023 - Get out! 1498 01:09:22,025 --> 01:09:22,857 Go! 1499 01:09:22,859 --> 01:09:23,758 - Oh. 1500 01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:25,760 - That was so 1501 01:09:27,930 --> 01:09:28,829 great. 1502 01:09:35,238 --> 01:09:38,039 (dramatic music) 1503 01:09:42,412 --> 01:09:43,344 - Jared, I-- 1504 01:09:43,346 --> 01:09:45,246 - Kate, I'm in love with you. 1505 01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:48,149 I should've told you sooner, but-- 1506 01:09:48,151 --> 01:09:49,050 - Why didn't you? 1507 01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:51,318 - I was scared. 1508 01:09:52,822 --> 01:09:53,721 Afraid. 1509 01:09:55,058 --> 01:09:56,757 In my mind, 1510 01:09:56,759 --> 01:09:58,292 I'm not good enough for you. 1511 01:09:59,762 --> 01:10:02,096 I'm not Randy or Rico. 1512 01:10:02,098 --> 01:10:03,898 I mean, look at me. 1513 01:10:06,069 --> 01:10:07,735 Look. 1514 01:10:07,737 --> 01:10:10,171 - Jared, the size of your penis doesn't matter. 1515 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:14,909 I care so much about you. 1516 01:10:17,814 --> 01:10:21,082 But I can't change the way that I feel. 1517 01:10:23,086 --> 01:10:25,152 I really hope we can still be friends. 1518 01:10:31,027 --> 01:10:32,126 - Yeah, 1519 01:10:32,995 --> 01:10:34,361 I'm sorry, 1520 01:10:34,363 --> 01:10:35,796 but I can't do that. 1521 01:10:38,401 --> 01:10:39,300 I can't. 1522 01:10:41,370 --> 01:10:45,339 I can't be around you and be your friend. 1523 01:10:45,341 --> 01:10:48,142 (somber music) 1524 01:11:20,309 --> 01:11:21,208 - Fuck him. 1525 01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:34,956 - Annabelle? 1526 01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:35,890 I have something I have to tell you. 1527 01:11:39,162 --> 01:11:40,127 When we're having sex, 1528 01:11:42,465 --> 01:11:44,198 I wasn't thinking about you. 1529 01:11:47,904 --> 01:11:48,569 - That's okay. 1530 01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:52,206 I wasn't thinking about you either. 1531 01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:58,078 - You weren't? (laughing) 1532 01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:59,880 Who were you thinking about? 1533 01:12:01,017 --> 01:12:03,117 (sighing) 1534 01:12:03,119 --> 01:12:04,018 - The Captain. 1535 01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:07,121 - The Captain?! 1536 01:12:09,258 --> 01:12:10,090 - I was thinking, 1537 01:12:10,092 --> 01:12:11,192 I was imagining him 1538 01:12:12,562 --> 01:12:14,195 fucking me against the big steering wheel of his ship. 1539 01:12:14,197 --> 01:12:15,196 (gasping) 1540 01:12:15,198 --> 01:12:16,096 - Annabelle! 1541 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:23,103 You've got a dirty mind. 1542 01:12:23,105 --> 01:12:25,206 (giggling) 1543 01:12:27,243 --> 01:12:29,610 You wanna be fucked by the Captain, huh? 1544 01:12:31,981 --> 01:12:33,281 - I do. 1545 01:12:33,282 --> 01:12:34,582 - Well, guten morgen fraulein. 1546 01:12:34,584 --> 01:12:37,117 (laughing) 1547 01:12:37,119 --> 01:12:39,520 (sexual moaning) 1548 01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:42,590 (yelling in German) 1549 01:12:43,392 --> 01:12:45,192 (laughing) 1550 01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:47,127 Annabelle, I am trying to stay in character. 1551 01:12:47,129 --> 01:12:48,362 - I'm sorry. 1552 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:49,263 I'm sorry. 1553 01:12:50,266 --> 01:12:51,999 Fuck me, Captain, fuck me! 1554 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:56,604 (moaning) 1555 01:12:56,606 --> 01:12:58,572 Full steam ahead! 1556 01:13:00,910 --> 01:13:03,444 (pleasant music) 1557 01:13:04,580 --> 01:13:07,147 - Preston, I really fucked up your shit. 1558 01:13:07,149 --> 01:13:08,415 I wanna make it up to you. 1559 01:13:08,417 --> 01:13:11,418 I'm gonna help you do the perfect proposal. 1560 01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:12,419 - Stimmt. 1561 01:13:12,421 --> 01:13:14,054 - Stimmt. 1562 01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:15,356 - Stimmt. 1563 01:13:15,358 --> 01:13:17,124 - Stimmt? 1564 01:13:17,126 --> 01:13:19,560 (upbeat music) 1565 01:13:22,198 --> 01:13:24,265 - What's going on? 1566 01:13:24,267 --> 01:13:25,199 - Nothing. 1567 01:13:25,201 --> 01:13:26,533 Just give me a minute here. 1568 01:13:26,535 --> 01:13:29,403 (upbeat music) 1569 01:14:07,209 --> 01:14:08,108 Sandra? 1570 01:14:11,380 --> 01:14:12,279 I've... 1571 01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:18,385 (clearing throat) 1572 01:14:21,657 --> 01:14:23,324 (sighing) 1573 01:14:23,326 --> 01:14:26,427 I've been planning this moment since our first date. 1574 01:14:31,634 --> 01:14:32,533 But you're right. 1575 01:14:34,737 --> 01:14:36,036 This doesn't work. 1576 01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:41,175 (somber music) 1577 01:14:44,113 --> 01:14:45,713 - Preston, is Sandra coming? 1578 01:14:45,715 --> 01:14:46,613 We're ready! 1579 01:14:48,384 --> 01:14:50,017 - She's not coming. 1580 01:14:50,019 --> 01:14:51,151 I called it off. 1581 01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:52,987 - You serious, bro? 1582 01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:54,188 What happened? 1583 01:14:54,190 --> 01:14:55,556 - You know, 1584 01:14:55,558 --> 01:14:58,359 I deserve someone who loves me for me. 1585 01:14:58,361 --> 01:14:59,326 She's not the one. 1586 01:15:00,129 --> 01:15:01,028 - Stimmt. 1587 01:15:02,531 --> 01:15:04,365 - Stimmt. 1588 01:15:04,367 --> 01:15:06,233 - [Rico] Stimmt. 1589 01:15:06,235 --> 01:15:07,468 - Do you love yourself? 1590 01:15:09,638 --> 01:15:11,305 - I'm working on it. 1591 01:15:11,307 --> 01:15:14,141 - Only when you truly love yourself can you love another. 1592 01:15:14,143 --> 01:15:16,543 - I'm sorry, Captain, I have to interrupt. 1593 01:15:16,545 --> 01:15:18,412 Do you love yourself? 1594 01:15:18,414 --> 01:15:19,313 - What? 1595 01:15:20,316 --> 01:15:21,548 - Do you love yourself? 1596 01:15:22,451 --> 01:15:23,784 - Yeah, of course. 1597 01:15:23,786 --> 01:15:25,452 - Then you can love another too. 1598 01:15:27,490 --> 01:15:29,023 - I did. 1599 01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:29,723 My Christine. 1600 01:15:31,027 --> 01:15:33,060 - I mean another besides Christine. 1601 01:15:33,062 --> 01:15:35,095 It doesn't disrespect Christine 1602 01:15:35,097 --> 01:15:37,464 or take anything away from your love for her. 1603 01:15:37,466 --> 01:15:38,732 - She was my one true love. 1604 01:15:41,037 --> 01:15:42,469 - I know she was, Captain, 1605 01:15:42,471 --> 01:15:44,505 but I want you to experience love again 1606 01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:47,541 and the only that's going to happen 1607 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,376 is if you let Christine go. 1608 01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:52,379 You have to let her go. 1609 01:15:54,350 --> 01:15:56,283 - [Preston] Stimmt. 1610 01:15:56,285 --> 01:15:57,718 - [Darren] Stimmt. 1611 01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,286 - [Rico] Stimmt. 1612 01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:01,422 - [Felix] Stimmt. 1613 01:16:01,424 --> 01:16:04,191 (dramatic music) 1614 01:16:18,340 --> 01:16:19,606 - What the hell is going on? 1615 01:16:21,710 --> 01:16:23,377 - I'm letting go. 1616 01:16:30,786 --> 01:16:33,587 (dramatic music) 1617 01:17:19,869 --> 01:17:22,703 (dramatic music) 1618 01:17:32,615 --> 01:17:34,781 (crying) 1619 01:18:08,484 --> 01:18:11,485 (dramatic music) 1620 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:25,566 - The boy too. 1621 01:18:27,836 --> 01:18:30,404 He's not still a baby because of his mother. 1622 01:18:31,507 --> 01:18:33,540 He's still a baby because of you. 1623 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,777 He'll never become a man until you let him go. 1624 01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:43,517 I didn't mean right this second. 1625 01:18:43,519 --> 01:18:45,686 - No, no, you're right. 1626 01:18:49,325 --> 01:18:51,992 He must become a man on his own, yeah? 1627 01:18:52,795 --> 01:18:53,694 Goodbye, son. 1628 01:18:55,864 --> 01:18:57,397 - Goodbye, Papa. 1629 01:18:57,399 --> 01:19:00,234 (pleasant music) 1630 01:19:19,555 --> 01:19:20,887 - Hey. 1631 01:19:20,889 --> 01:19:22,556 - Hey. 1632 01:19:22,558 --> 01:19:23,924 - Are you driving back to the city? 1633 01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:24,791 - Yeah. 1634 01:19:26,395 --> 01:19:27,427 - Can I get a ride? 1635 01:19:29,531 --> 01:19:30,597 - Sandra, I like you 1636 01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:34,568 and not just as a friend but more than that. 1637 01:19:36,672 --> 01:19:37,805 - What're you doing? 1638 01:19:37,806 --> 01:19:38,939 - Being a man, telling you how I feel. 1639 01:19:40,643 --> 01:19:41,808 There's more to being a man 1640 01:19:41,810 --> 01:19:43,577 than telling a women how you feel. 1641 01:19:43,579 --> 01:19:44,845 There's showing her too. 1642 01:19:45,948 --> 01:19:48,749 (pleasant music) 1643 01:19:57,626 --> 01:20:00,460 (gasping) 1644 01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:02,696 (moaning) 1645 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:07,367 What're you doing? 1646 01:20:07,369 --> 01:20:08,669 - Finger trick. 1647 01:20:08,671 --> 01:20:09,469 - What? 1648 01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:10,370 - Watch. 1649 01:20:11,573 --> 01:20:14,474 (moaning) 1650 01:20:14,476 --> 01:20:15,542 - Oh my God! 1651 01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:18,879 (moaning) 1652 01:20:20,683 --> 01:20:21,581 Oh my God. 1653 01:20:25,654 --> 01:20:27,721 (sexual moaning) 1654 01:20:29,992 --> 01:20:31,842 - No way. 1655 01:20:31,843 --> 01:20:33,693 Is Jared finally banging out Kate? 1656 01:20:33,696 --> 01:20:35,028 - I gotta see this. 1657 01:20:35,030 --> 01:20:35,929 - Me too! 1658 01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:40,467 (sexual moaning) 1659 01:20:44,506 --> 01:20:45,339 - What the? 1660 01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:46,006 - Sandra? 1661 01:20:46,008 --> 01:20:47,507 - Jared! 1662 01:20:47,509 --> 01:20:48,675 (squealing) 1663 01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:50,377 - Hells to the yeah! 1664 01:20:51,613 --> 01:20:52,446 (moaning) 1665 01:20:52,448 --> 01:20:53,814 - I'm gonna cum. 1666 01:20:56,585 --> 01:20:59,353 (Sandra moaning) 1667 01:21:00,622 --> 01:21:03,357 (upbeat music) 1668 01:21:17,473 --> 01:21:18,405 - [Jared] Sure you don't wanna stay 1669 01:21:18,407 --> 01:21:19,740 and surf in the backyard? 1670 01:21:19,742 --> 01:21:20,774 (Sandra giggling) 1671 01:21:20,776 --> 01:21:21,831 - [Sandra] I think I'll pass. 1672 01:21:21,832 --> 01:21:22,887 - [Jared] All right but you're missing out 1673 01:21:22,888 --> 01:21:23,943 on some killer waves back there. 1674 01:21:23,946 --> 01:21:24,845 - Hey. 1675 01:21:26,515 --> 01:21:29,015 Any chance I could hitch a ride back to Williamsburg? 1676 01:21:29,017 --> 01:21:30,517 - Yeah, sure. 1677 01:21:30,519 --> 01:21:32,919 ♪ Going back to Williamsburg ♪ 1678 01:21:32,921 --> 01:21:35,689 ♪ Williamsburg ♪ 1679 01:21:35,691 --> 01:21:36,790 Oh, stupid. 1680 01:21:36,792 --> 01:21:38,392 - No, that was awesome. 1681 01:21:38,394 --> 01:21:40,394 ♪ Going back to Williamsburg ♪ 1682 01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:41,762 ♪ Williamsburg ♪ 1683 01:21:41,764 --> 01:21:42,729 ♪ Williamsburg ♪ 1684 01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:47,667 ♪ Going back to Williamsburg ♪ 1685 01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:49,002 - Kate? 1686 01:21:49,004 --> 01:21:50,470 - Preston? 1687 01:21:50,472 --> 01:21:51,838 - Yeah! 1688 01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:53,440 Hells to the yeah! 1689 01:21:53,442 --> 01:21:55,809 (laughing) 1690 01:21:55,811 --> 01:21:57,010 - Pelton! 1691 01:21:57,012 --> 01:21:57,878 Pelton! 1692 01:21:58,881 --> 01:22:00,080 You forgot your hat. 1693 01:22:00,082 --> 01:22:01,548 - That's not my hat. 1694 01:22:01,550 --> 01:22:02,416 - Look inside. 1695 01:22:05,954 --> 01:22:07,487 - What? 1696 01:22:07,489 --> 01:22:08,655 Why? 1697 01:22:08,657 --> 01:22:09,556 - For the bakery. 1698 01:22:11,894 --> 01:22:13,560 - I don't know what to say. 1699 01:22:14,496 --> 01:22:17,464 - In Germany we say, "bis bald." 1700 01:22:18,801 --> 01:22:21,067 It means, "see you soon." 1701 01:22:22,538 --> 01:22:23,603 - Bis bald. 1702 01:22:28,811 --> 01:22:32,446 - The Captain is my captain and always will be my captain! 1703 01:22:32,448 --> 01:22:34,047 (horn honking) 1704 01:22:34,049 --> 01:22:36,883 (dramatic music) 1705 01:22:40,556 --> 01:22:43,089 (horns honking) 1706 01:22:57,739 --> 01:23:00,240 (horns echoing) 1707 01:23:03,512 --> 01:23:05,946 (somber music) 1708 01:23:25,634 --> 01:23:28,535 (pleasant music) 1709 01:24:09,978 --> 01:24:12,812 (upbeat music) 1710 01:24:18,987 --> 01:24:21,855 (upbeat music) 1711 01:25:34,162 --> 01:25:38,732 ♪ Oh heart beating ♪ 1712 01:25:38,734 --> 01:25:42,936 ♪ Oh heart beating ♪ 1713 01:25:42,938 --> 01:25:45,972 ♪ Oh my heart is beating ♪ 1714 01:25:45,974 --> 01:25:48,908 ♪ I'm so excited ♪ 1715 01:25:48,910 --> 01:25:52,212 ♪ Gonna have a beautiful weekend, yeah ♪ 1716 01:25:52,214 --> 01:25:56,016 ♪ At Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 1717 01:25:56,018 --> 01:25:59,285 ♪ Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 1718 01:25:59,287 --> 01:26:02,922 ♪ Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 1719 01:26:02,924 --> 01:26:06,826 ♪ Taking it easy at Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 1720 01:26:06,828 --> 01:26:08,428 ♪ Swimmin' and boozin' ♪ 1721 01:26:08,430 --> 01:26:10,263 ♪ Grillin' and smoozin' ♪ 1722 01:26:10,265 --> 01:26:12,098 ♪ Making love at sunset ♪ 1723 01:26:12,100 --> 01:26:13,933 ♪ And again in the morning ♪ 1724 01:26:13,935 --> 01:26:15,969 ♪ Takin' it easy ♪ 1725 01:26:15,971 --> 01:26:17,737 ♪ Never get sleazy ♪ 1726 01:26:17,739 --> 01:26:19,272 ♪ The weather is breezy ♪ 1727 01:26:19,274 --> 01:26:21,241 ♪ This song is so cheesy ♪ 1728 01:26:21,243 --> 01:26:24,944 ♪ Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 1729 01:26:24,946 --> 01:26:29,015 ♪ Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 1730 01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:30,216 ♪ This is my song ♪ 1731 01:26:30,218 --> 01:26:34,954 ♪ At Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 1732 01:26:34,956 --> 01:26:36,389 - Put a bunch of lube on your cocks 1733 01:26:36,391 --> 01:26:39,292 because this is gonna be a real workout. 1734 01:26:39,294 --> 01:26:41,194 Once you're fully lubed up, 1735 01:26:42,264 --> 01:26:44,264 take your thumb and your forefinger 1736 01:26:44,266 --> 01:26:46,800 and put it around the base of your penis. 1737 01:26:46,802 --> 01:26:48,468 Then with your other hand, 1738 01:26:48,470 --> 01:26:50,070 firmly 1739 01:26:50,072 --> 01:26:52,105 stretch and push. 111633