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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,724 --> 00:00:13,926 MALE NARRATOR: Taft Studios presents "The Banana Splits." 2 00:00:13,928 --> 00:00:16,732 Starring Fleegle.. 3 00:00:18,634 --> 00:00:21,667 ...Bingo.. 4 00:00:21,669 --> 00:00:23,372 ...Drooper.. 5 00:00:26,575 --> 00:00:28,341 ...Snorky. 6 00:00:28,343 --> 00:00:29,675 ♪ Three banana four ♪ 7 00:00:29,677 --> 00:00:31,010 ♪ Four bananas make a bunch ♪ 8 00:00:31,012 --> 00:00:32,678 ♪ And so do many more ♪ 9 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,815 ♪ Over hill and highway the Banana Buggies go ♪ 10 00:00:35,817 --> 00:00:38,986 ♪ Coming on to bring you "The Banana Splits" show ♪ 11 00:00:38,988 --> 00:00:42,556 And featuring Stevie. 12 00:00:42,558 --> 00:00:45,559 ♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪ 13 00:00:45,561 --> 00:00:48,462 ♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪ 14 00:00:48,464 --> 00:00:51,465 ♪ Showing all bananas la la la la ♪ 15 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:53,302 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 16 00:00:54,769 --> 00:00:57,571 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 17 00:00:57,573 --> 00:01:00,743 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪♪ 18 00:01:03,811 --> 00:01:06,749 [EERIE MUSIC] 19 00:01:44,386 --> 00:01:45,988 [SIGHS] 20 00:01:48,490 --> 00:01:50,657 [SCREAMING] 21 00:01:50,659 --> 00:01:53,759 [PANTING] Harley, what are you doing? 22 00:01:53,761 --> 00:01:56,331 - Why did you scream? - Because you scared me. 23 00:01:58,499 --> 00:02:00,602 MAN ON TV: Hey, Drooper. Mail's here. 24 00:02:02,404 --> 00:02:03,437 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 25 00:02:03,439 --> 00:02:05,308 [LAUGHING] 26 00:02:06,741 --> 00:02:08,474 [TURNS OFF TV] 27 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:10,710 It's the middle of the night. Why are you awake? 28 00:02:10,712 --> 00:02:13,479 I'm too excited. I can't go to sleep. 29 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:17,049 [SIGHS] It's not your birthday yet. 30 00:02:17,051 --> 00:02:19,519 It's past midnight. 31 00:02:19,521 --> 00:02:21,787 [CHUCKLES] Okay. 32 00:02:21,789 --> 00:02:24,793 It is your birthday, but we're not celebrating it yet. 33 00:02:26,594 --> 00:02:29,831 Come on. Let's go. Let's get you back to bed. 34 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:35,672 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] 35 00:03:10,004 --> 00:03:12,172 Mom. 36 00:03:12,174 --> 00:03:15,074 Um, uh, what time is it? 37 00:03:15,076 --> 00:03:18,878 It's past your curfew. That's what time it is. 38 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:22,416 Mom, I'm-I'm 19. Why do I have to be home by midnight? 39 00:03:22,418 --> 00:03:25,484 Because I wanna know that you're safe before I go to bed. 40 00:03:25,486 --> 00:03:26,919 I worry about you, Austin. 41 00:03:26,921 --> 00:03:29,121 Just, please don't tell Mitch, okay? 42 00:03:29,123 --> 00:03:31,458 I can't handle another one of his lectures. 43 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:33,492 [CHUCKLES] Okay. 44 00:03:33,494 --> 00:03:36,096 Just promise me that you won't mess with him tomorrow. 45 00:03:36,098 --> 00:03:37,430 I just really want your brother's birthday 46 00:03:37,432 --> 00:03:38,865 to be perfect. 47 00:03:38,867 --> 00:03:40,803 Yeah, so do I. Me too. 48 00:03:42,037 --> 00:03:43,373 Okay. 49 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,009 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 50 00:03:58,486 --> 00:04:00,686 The flu? Really? 51 00:04:00,688 --> 00:04:02,222 You sure? 52 00:04:02,224 --> 00:04:04,691 Wow. Both hands. Okay. 53 00:04:04,693 --> 00:04:08,161 Um, well, I.. 54 00:04:08,163 --> 00:04:10,697 Please tell Duncan I hope he feels better. 55 00:04:10,699 --> 00:04:13,934 Okay, bye. Duncan has the flu. 56 00:04:13,936 --> 00:04:15,568 He's not gonna be able to come with us. 57 00:04:15,570 --> 00:04:17,604 Harley's gonna be so disappointed. 58 00:04:17,606 --> 00:04:18,871 So invite one of his other friends. 59 00:04:18,873 --> 00:04:20,140 He doesn't have any other friends. 60 00:04:20,142 --> 00:04:22,111 Duncan's the only one he plays with. 61 00:04:23,245 --> 00:04:24,614 Really? 62 00:04:27,248 --> 00:04:29,950 There's gotta be someone else we can invite. 63 00:04:29,952 --> 00:04:31,116 There's not too many kids his age 64 00:04:31,118 --> 00:04:33,886 that still like that show. 65 00:04:33,888 --> 00:04:35,020 It's because it's stupid, Beth. 66 00:04:35,022 --> 00:04:37,491 [LAUGHS] 67 00:04:37,493 --> 00:04:38,859 It's his favorite show 68 00:04:38,861 --> 00:04:40,826 and I bought tickets five months ago 69 00:04:40,828 --> 00:04:41,927 so like it or not 70 00:04:41,929 --> 00:04:43,963 we are going to a live taping 71 00:04:43,965 --> 00:04:46,501 of "The Banana Splits." 72 00:04:48,637 --> 00:04:50,006 Great. 73 00:04:53,241 --> 00:04:56,510 ♪ Flapping like a pancake popping like a corn ♪ 74 00:04:56,512 --> 00:04:59,513 ♪ Fleegle Bingo Drooper and Snork ♪ 75 00:04:59,515 --> 00:05:02,681 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 76 00:05:02,683 --> 00:05:05,217 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪♪ 77 00:05:05,219 --> 00:05:06,488 Oh! 78 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,059 - 'Hello.' - Hi. 79 00:05:14,061 --> 00:05:15,595 This is Harley's mom calling. 80 00:05:15,597 --> 00:05:17,597 [SHOWER RUNNING] 81 00:05:17,599 --> 00:05:20,536 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 82 00:05:39,287 --> 00:05:41,054 What are you doing? 83 00:05:41,056 --> 00:05:43,623 Um, looking for my other sock. 84 00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:44,924 Thought, thought maybe it got mixed up 85 00:05:44,926 --> 00:05:46,258 'with yours, but it didn't.' 86 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:48,929 So you weren't stealing money from me? 87 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:51,864 No. I wasn't, Mitch. 88 00:05:51,866 --> 00:05:53,133 Because you know if you need money 89 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:55,701 you can just ask me, right? 90 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:58,237 Okay. Can I have, uh, 20 bucks? 91 00:05:58,239 --> 00:06:01,140 [LAUGHS] No. Not a chance. 92 00:06:01,142 --> 00:06:02,544 [LAUGHS] 93 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,282 Dick. 94 00:06:07,983 --> 00:06:10,219 [BLOWING] 95 00:06:13,087 --> 00:06:15,020 - Yay! - Happy birthday, sweetheart. 96 00:06:15,022 --> 00:06:16,791 Happy birthday, buddy. 97 00:06:18,092 --> 00:06:19,662 Happy birthday, Harley. 98 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:23,162 [GASPS] 99 00:06:23,164 --> 00:06:25,765 Oh. A tiny wand. 100 00:06:25,767 --> 00:06:27,937 No, no. Uh, push the button. 101 00:06:30,606 --> 00:06:32,272 [GASPS] 102 00:06:32,274 --> 00:06:34,773 Your old one broke, so I got you a new one. 103 00:06:34,775 --> 00:06:36,275 I love it, Austin. 104 00:06:36,277 --> 00:06:38,979 We have another surprise for you. We... 105 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:42,982 Are going to "The Banana Splits." 106 00:06:42,984 --> 00:06:46,285 [GASPS] Thank you so much, daddy. 107 00:06:46,287 --> 00:06:48,354 - You're the best. - Harley, we talked about this. 108 00:06:48,356 --> 00:06:50,659 You're too old to call me daddy, okay? 109 00:06:54,962 --> 00:06:57,696 [GASPS] There's five tickets. Can Duncan come? 110 00:06:57,698 --> 00:06:59,633 Oh, Duncan is sick, sweetheart 111 00:06:59,635 --> 00:07:01,234 but I called another one of your friends 112 00:07:01,236 --> 00:07:04,337 and they are so excited to go. 113 00:07:04,339 --> 00:07:06,672 I don't wanna see "The Banana Splits." 114 00:07:06,674 --> 00:07:09,208 Oh, Zoe, come on. It was nice enough that they invited you. 115 00:07:09,210 --> 00:07:12,111 - We're not even friends. - Well, maybe he wants to be. 116 00:07:12,113 --> 00:07:14,347 Mom, he's weird. He believes in fairies 117 00:07:14,349 --> 00:07:16,982 and thinks he can talk to animals. Please don't make me. 118 00:07:16,984 --> 00:07:18,785 It's his birthday and you're going 119 00:07:18,787 --> 00:07:20,886 and that's final. 120 00:07:20,888 --> 00:07:22,321 But that show's for babies. 121 00:07:22,323 --> 00:07:24,657 Oh, and suddenly you're so mature. 122 00:07:24,659 --> 00:07:26,595 You have bunnies on your undies. 123 00:07:27,828 --> 00:07:29,895 [CHUCKLES] Go upstairs and get dressed. 124 00:07:29,897 --> 00:07:31,967 They're coming to get you in ten minutes. 125 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,107 Welcome to Taft Studios. 126 00:07:42,109 --> 00:07:44,277 Hi. Yeah, we're here to see the, uh... 127 00:07:44,279 --> 00:07:47,112 "The Banana Splits." We're seeing "The Banana Splits." 128 00:07:47,114 --> 00:07:50,015 - It's my birthday. - He's a little excited. 129 00:07:50,017 --> 00:07:51,854 Just need your ID. 130 00:07:55,356 --> 00:07:57,924 You're just gonna follow the main avenue 131 00:07:57,926 --> 00:07:59,893 down to Stage 12. 132 00:07:59,895 --> 00:08:03,229 Hang a right, and then a left, and then two more rights. 133 00:08:03,231 --> 00:08:06,398 Stage 1 is kind of tucked back in the corner. 134 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,234 Uh, you know what? It's all in the map. 135 00:08:09,236 --> 00:08:10,903 Thanks. 136 00:08:10,905 --> 00:08:13,439 I can't believe you actually get to work here. 137 00:08:13,441 --> 00:08:15,874 Is this the best job in the world? 138 00:08:15,876 --> 00:08:17,710 Do you know "The Banana Splits?" 139 00:08:17,712 --> 00:08:19,746 Beth, those wings are staying in the car. 140 00:08:19,748 --> 00:08:22,381 You know, sometimes at night 141 00:08:22,383 --> 00:08:24,850 when I'm the only one here 142 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:28,455 I see the Splits riding around in their little cars 143 00:08:28,457 --> 00:08:31,224 laughin' and singin'. 144 00:08:31,226 --> 00:08:33,696 - Really? - He's playing with you, Harley. 145 00:08:38,967 --> 00:08:41,500 AUSTIN: 'Harley, you excited?' 146 00:08:41,502 --> 00:08:43,769 HARLEY: 'I really wanna meet Snorky.' 147 00:08:43,771 --> 00:08:45,471 'Zoe, did you ever dream' 148 00:08:45,473 --> 00:08:48,108 'that you'd get to meet the Banana Splits?' 149 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:49,408 'No?' 150 00:08:49,410 --> 00:08:52,345 ZOE: 'No, I did not.' 151 00:08:52,347 --> 00:08:55,315 HARLEY: "The Banana Splits" is me and Austin's favorite show. 152 00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:57,050 ZOE: 'Really?' 153 00:08:57,052 --> 00:08:58,417 HARLEY: 'So how long have you been watching' 154 00:08:58,419 --> 00:09:00,452 ' "The Banana Splits?"' 155 00:09:00,454 --> 00:09:02,888 [ZOE CHUCKLES] 'Uh..' 156 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:06,058 AUSTIN: 'I'm-I'm-I'm sure she, she really loves the show.' 157 00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:08,261 HARLEY: 'I hope Snorky does the Snorky Shuffle.' 158 00:09:08,263 --> 00:09:10,229 'It's so funny.' 159 00:09:10,231 --> 00:09:12,231 AUSTIN: 'He's totally gonna do it. He does it every time.' 160 00:09:12,233 --> 00:09:15,033 ZOE: 'Sounds awesome.' 161 00:09:15,035 --> 00:09:17,402 AUSTIN: 'Oh, map says Stage 1' 162 00:09:17,404 --> 00:09:19,839 'is the oldest sound stage at Taft Studios.' 163 00:09:19,841 --> 00:09:21,840 HARLEY: 'This is going to be the best birthday ever.' 164 00:09:21,842 --> 00:09:23,779 'I'm never gonna forget it.' 165 00:09:25,279 --> 00:09:28,217 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 166 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:34,787 Who's excited to see "The Banana Splits?" 167 00:09:34,789 --> 00:09:37,290 [CROWD CHEERING] 168 00:09:37,292 --> 00:09:38,825 Hi, I'm Paige. 169 00:09:38,827 --> 00:09:41,226 The audience page. Paige, the page. 170 00:09:41,228 --> 00:09:43,329 Guess you could say I was born to do this job. 171 00:09:43,331 --> 00:09:44,497 God, I hope not. 172 00:09:44,499 --> 00:09:46,065 Please have your tickets ready 173 00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:47,466 and I'll get you checked in lickety-splits. 174 00:09:47,468 --> 00:09:50,069 - Oh! - That's lame. 175 00:09:50,071 --> 00:09:52,108 I know it's bad. They make me say it. 176 00:09:56,443 --> 00:09:58,344 PAIGE: Cell phones, please. 177 00:09:58,346 --> 00:10:00,345 'Thank you. Thank you so much.' 178 00:10:00,347 --> 00:10:02,949 Parker, seriously? Stop chewing on your hair. 179 00:10:02,951 --> 00:10:04,883 I just paid $70 for that blow up 180 00:10:04,885 --> 00:10:07,019 and straighten up. 181 00:10:07,021 --> 00:10:09,455 What's up, you guys? Check it out, right? 182 00:10:09,457 --> 00:10:12,224 We're here at the Taft Studios. 183 00:10:12,226 --> 00:10:16,461 The home of "The Banana Splits" since 1969. 184 00:10:16,463 --> 00:10:20,465 This is hallowed ground, my friends. 185 00:10:20,467 --> 00:10:22,969 And we're gonna be going live all day long. 186 00:10:22,971 --> 00:10:24,838 - Behind the scenes. - Oh, yeah. 187 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,974 Actually, there's no cell phones allowed inside, so.. 188 00:10:27,976 --> 00:10:29,508 Seriously? 189 00:10:29,510 --> 00:10:31,411 I just told all my followers 190 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:34,013 like all of them, that I'll be going live. 191 00:10:34,015 --> 00:10:36,248 Well, you can tell your.. 192 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:39,018 ...218 followers all about it after the show. 193 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:40,887 Yeah. I'm not giving up my phone. 194 00:10:40,889 --> 00:10:42,892 - Then you can't come in. - Thadd. 195 00:10:44,491 --> 00:10:46,261 It's fine. 196 00:10:49,496 --> 00:10:51,500 Thanks. Enjoy the show. 197 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,036 [CHUCKLING] 198 00:10:56,538 --> 00:10:57,873 [CAR HONKING] 199 00:10:59,307 --> 00:11:01,409 [CROWD CHEERING] 200 00:11:02,977 --> 00:11:04,112 [GASPS] 201 00:11:07,215 --> 00:11:08,648 [TIRES SCREECHING] 202 00:11:08,650 --> 00:11:10,249 Harley! 203 00:11:10,251 --> 00:11:13,188 [INTENSE MUSIC] 204 00:11:20,428 --> 00:11:22,262 [CAR HONKING] 205 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,428 What the hell were you thinking? 206 00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:24,898 Mom, did you see that? 207 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,032 I waved at Snorky, but he didn't wave back. 208 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,167 You have to be more careful than that. 209 00:11:29,169 --> 00:11:31,104 Mom, Snorky wouldn't hurt me. 210 00:11:31,106 --> 00:11:33,273 He's my favorite. 211 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,675 Zoe, which one's your favorite? 212 00:11:35,677 --> 00:11:38,677 - The cat. - There isn't a cat. 213 00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:42,348 Uh, she means the.. Drooper, the lion. 214 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:44,920 Yeah. That's what I meant. The lion. 215 00:11:46,353 --> 00:11:49,589 I can't believe he just ran out like that. 216 00:11:49,591 --> 00:11:51,327 - Mitch. - Huh? 217 00:11:54,663 --> 00:11:56,195 Hey, I need that. It's work. 218 00:11:56,197 --> 00:11:59,498 Harley was almost hit by a Banana Buggy. 219 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,700 Jesus, that would have been an embarrassing way to die. 220 00:12:01,702 --> 00:12:03,436 - Phones, please. - No, no, no. 221 00:12:03,438 --> 00:12:05,171 I-I need that for work. 222 00:12:05,173 --> 00:12:06,940 Don't worry, they'll be safe in the production office 223 00:12:06,942 --> 00:12:08,977 till after the show. Thank you. 224 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,281 Hey, uh, here you go. 225 00:12:15,283 --> 00:12:18,153 You can put your number in there if you want. 226 00:12:21,289 --> 00:12:24,389 I'm, I'm so sorry. I don't know why I said that. 227 00:12:24,391 --> 00:12:27,225 I thought it would sound cool, like-like smooth. 228 00:12:27,227 --> 00:12:28,293 - It didn't. - Okay. 229 00:12:28,295 --> 00:12:29,494 Just take my phone, please. 230 00:12:29,496 --> 00:12:31,500 I did.. Just hate myself. 231 00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:35,701 - That was painful, bro. - Hmm. Yeah. 232 00:12:35,703 --> 00:12:37,072 ZOE: 'Yeah.' 233 00:12:47,215 --> 00:12:50,215 [EERIE MUSIC] 234 00:12:50,217 --> 00:12:52,187 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 235 00:12:56,491 --> 00:12:58,526 [RAT SQUEAKING] 236 00:13:13,408 --> 00:13:16,575 How was your drive, boys? 237 00:13:16,577 --> 00:13:19,745 You naughty splits. 238 00:13:19,747 --> 00:13:22,382 You almost hit that little boy. 239 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,383 Someone's reflex subroutine 240 00:13:24,385 --> 00:13:27,387 needs a little tweaking, hm? 241 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:30,355 We'll start with you, Drooper. Hmm. 242 00:13:30,357 --> 00:13:33,393 'You boys, get backstage.' 243 00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:34,761 As you know.. 244 00:13:34,763 --> 00:13:36,128 [IMITATING WHIRRING] 245 00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:37,397 [IMITATES EXPLOSION] 246 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,668 The show must go on. 247 00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:44,206 [CHUCKLING] 248 00:13:49,309 --> 00:13:51,244 Let's get you updated, eh? 249 00:13:51,246 --> 00:13:53,615 We don't want any hiccups today, do we? 250 00:13:56,518 --> 00:13:58,417 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 251 00:13:58,419 --> 00:13:59,587 Ah. 252 00:14:04,592 --> 00:14:07,096 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 253 00:14:10,231 --> 00:14:11,663 The script says giant hammer. 254 00:14:11,665 --> 00:14:14,302 What I'm holding is a regular hammer. 255 00:14:15,803 --> 00:14:18,439 No.. Tell Props I'm coming to them. 256 00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:24,176 [HORN HONKING] 257 00:14:24,178 --> 00:14:25,811 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 258 00:14:25,813 --> 00:14:27,613 Where's Drooper? 259 00:14:27,615 --> 00:14:30,182 Does anybody have a 20 on Drooper? 260 00:14:30,184 --> 00:14:32,220 Damn it. Do I have to do everything? 261 00:14:35,255 --> 00:14:38,191 - Rebecca, you got a minute? - No. I don't. 262 00:14:38,193 --> 00:14:40,192 REBECCA: 'We're about to start and I'm a Split short.' 263 00:14:40,194 --> 00:14:43,528 Okay, well, I was gonna do this gently 264 00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:46,099 but since you're in a rush, I'm canceling the show. 265 00:14:46,101 --> 00:14:47,834 What? 266 00:14:47,836 --> 00:14:50,636 Uh, you probably heard about my promotion this morning? 267 00:14:50,638 --> 00:14:52,772 No, I didn't. I'm a little busy, Andy. 268 00:14:52,774 --> 00:14:54,440 Oh, are you? 269 00:14:54,442 --> 00:14:56,742 Well, I'm the vice president of Programming now 270 00:14:56,744 --> 00:14:58,444 and "The Banana Splits" doesn't really 271 00:14:58,446 --> 00:15:00,278 represent my vision for the network. 272 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,581 Are you kidding? We're still a huge hit. 273 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,585 Yeah, but it's old and stupid. 274 00:15:05,587 --> 00:15:07,887 And I wanna do something cool and edgy 275 00:15:07,889 --> 00:15:09,888 so today's your last show. 276 00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:12,691 But we have tapings lined up for weeks. 277 00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:14,429 Not anymore. 278 00:15:20,802 --> 00:15:22,738 [EERIE MUSIC] 279 00:15:25,405 --> 00:15:28,209 Somebody find Karl and tell him to get Drooper out on stage. 280 00:15:40,321 --> 00:15:42,654 Welcome to "The Banana Splits." 281 00:15:42,656 --> 00:15:44,358 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 282 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,192 Yay! 283 00:15:47,194 --> 00:15:49,862 Whoo! Hoo-hoo! 284 00:15:49,864 --> 00:15:52,230 Now, I want you all to check your tickets 285 00:15:52,232 --> 00:15:56,168 'because we've got a little extra treat for some of you.' 286 00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:58,771 If you've got stars in the back, then you're in luck. 287 00:15:58,773 --> 00:16:03,242 You get to stay after the show and meet "The Banana Splits." 288 00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:04,509 And Stevie. 289 00:16:04,511 --> 00:16:06,778 A-and Stevie. Don't forget Stevie. 290 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:10,248 - Mom, hurry. - I know, honey. I'm checking. 291 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:14,387 Yes! We got stars. We got stars. 292 00:16:14,389 --> 00:16:16,589 Oh, my God. Thadd, Thadd! 293 00:16:16,591 --> 00:16:19,495 Baby, we are gonna meet the Splits. 294 00:16:22,529 --> 00:16:26,135 - We didn't get stars. - It's okay, honey. 295 00:16:27,235 --> 00:16:30,172 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 296 00:16:38,446 --> 00:16:42,514 MALE ANNOUNCER: 'Taft Studios presents "The Banana Splits."' 297 00:16:42,516 --> 00:16:45,350 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 298 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:46,619 Whoo! 299 00:16:46,621 --> 00:16:48,890 MALE ANNOUNCER: 'Starring Fleegle..' 300 00:16:51,726 --> 00:16:53,529 '...Snorky..' 301 00:16:56,563 --> 00:16:58,400 '...Bingo..' 302 00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:05,471 Bingo! 303 00:17:05,473 --> 00:17:07,242 'Drooper.' 304 00:17:09,009 --> 00:17:10,578 'Drooper.' 305 00:17:13,281 --> 00:17:14,446 MALE ANNOUNCER: 'Drooper?' 306 00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:17,817 - Where the hell is it? - It just.. 307 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,651 [SIGHS] Just go out there and say 308 00:17:19,653 --> 00:17:21,686 Drooper got caught in Mr. Walterscheid's fence again. 309 00:17:21,688 --> 00:17:24,624 I'll make sure Karl has him ready for the next scene. 310 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,259 Cue announcer. 311 00:17:26,261 --> 00:17:29,298 MALE ANNOUNCER: 'And featuring Stevie.' 312 00:17:35,836 --> 00:17:37,802 Is that man dressed like a child? 313 00:17:37,804 --> 00:17:41,741 That's Stevie. Nobody really likes him. 314 00:17:41,743 --> 00:17:43,642 Guys, we have to get Drooper 315 00:17:43,644 --> 00:17:48,013 out of Mr. Walterscheid's fence again! 316 00:17:48,015 --> 00:17:50,952 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING AND CHEERING] 317 00:17:54,889 --> 00:17:58,291 MALE ANNOUNCER: 'Our first scene will begin in a few minutes, folks.' 318 00:17:58,293 --> 00:18:01,026 'So sit tight.' 319 00:18:01,028 --> 00:18:03,763 - Where are you going? - Bathroom, Mitch. 320 00:18:03,765 --> 00:18:06,032 Want a full report when I get back? 321 00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:09,034 Spoiler alert. It's a dump. 322 00:18:09,036 --> 00:18:10,838 Don't be long. 323 00:18:14,842 --> 00:18:16,775 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 324 00:18:16,777 --> 00:18:18,713 [CHUCKLES] 325 00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:25,618 Alert Rebecca that Drooper is functioning at 100%. 326 00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:27,555 I'm sending him to the stage. 327 00:18:37,698 --> 00:18:40,635 [HUMMING] 328 00:18:43,638 --> 00:18:46,574 [DEVICE BEEPING] 329 00:18:52,846 --> 00:18:55,513 MALE ANNOUNCER: 'It's Sloppy Time!' 330 00:18:55,515 --> 00:18:58,751 'Give it up for Ashley and Trevor!' 331 00:18:58,753 --> 00:19:01,920 'Watch out for that slide.' 332 00:19:01,922 --> 00:19:04,790 'Oh, there goes Ashley.' 333 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,458 That should have been you out there. 334 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,093 I don't wanna get messy. 335 00:19:08,095 --> 00:19:09,895 You wanna get discovered or not? 336 00:19:09,897 --> 00:19:11,397 Because if you're not committed to this 337 00:19:11,399 --> 00:19:14,065 you tell me right now. 338 00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:16,804 MALE ANNOUNCER: 'And they're coming up to the balance beam.' 339 00:19:19,806 --> 00:19:22,006 'Watch out for those eyes!' 340 00:19:22,008 --> 00:19:23,944 [AUDIENCE GASPING] 341 00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:33,619 'Oh, and Trevor's down for the count.' 342 00:19:33,621 --> 00:19:37,389 'Only one left. Can she find the blue key?' 343 00:19:37,391 --> 00:19:39,361 I don't know what's taking Austin so long. 344 00:19:40,628 --> 00:19:43,561 [SIGHS] I'll go find him. 345 00:19:43,563 --> 00:19:45,164 No, no, no, no. You don't have to. It's okay. 346 00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:48,167 No, it's fine. I've gotta check in the office, anyway, so.. 347 00:19:48,169 --> 00:19:49,702 Really? It's Harley's birthday. 348 00:19:49,704 --> 00:19:51,704 You can't forget about work for one day? 349 00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:53,438 I'm just gonna check in. 350 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,073 You don't even have your cell phone. 351 00:19:55,075 --> 00:19:57,879 Then I'll find one right after I find Austin. 352 00:19:59,613 --> 00:20:00,815 Okay. 353 00:20:03,784 --> 00:20:06,484 MALE ANNOUNCER: 'And Ashley's moving up the ladder.' 354 00:20:06,486 --> 00:20:08,454 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 355 00:20:08,456 --> 00:20:11,557 [AUDIENCE CHANTING] Ashley! Ashley! Ashley! 356 00:20:11,559 --> 00:20:13,628 FLEEGLE: It's time to fly. 357 00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:17,832 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 358 00:20:26,207 --> 00:20:28,206 [DRUMROLL] 359 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:31,145 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 360 00:20:36,082 --> 00:20:39,651 She took it down to Hammer Town. 361 00:20:39,653 --> 00:20:42,022 For the love of God, can somebody find Stevie? 362 00:20:44,225 --> 00:20:47,025 He's in the next scene. 363 00:20:47,027 --> 00:20:48,461 [KNOCKS] 364 00:20:48,463 --> 00:20:49,831 PAIGE: Stevie. 365 00:20:51,998 --> 00:20:54,867 - Are you drunk? - No. 366 00:20:54,869 --> 00:20:56,668 I'm buzzed. 367 00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:59,571 After this, I'll be drunk. 368 00:20:59,573 --> 00:21:00,773 You want one? 369 00:21:00,775 --> 00:21:02,907 Come on, they need you on set. 370 00:21:02,909 --> 00:21:04,412 Paige. 371 00:21:05,746 --> 00:21:07,980 The page. 372 00:21:07,982 --> 00:21:10,582 [LAUGHING] 373 00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:12,083 I just got that. 374 00:21:12,085 --> 00:21:15,154 Come on, have a drink with me. One drink. 375 00:21:15,156 --> 00:21:17,590 - Stevie, seriously... - They wait for the puppets. 376 00:21:17,592 --> 00:21:19,761 They can wait for me. 377 00:21:26,033 --> 00:21:28,069 'You know that page uniform is..' 378 00:21:29,536 --> 00:21:31,472 ...really workin' for ya. 379 00:21:32,773 --> 00:21:35,073 It's working for me too. 380 00:21:35,075 --> 00:21:36,678 [CHUCKLES] 381 00:21:38,579 --> 00:21:40,980 Hey. Excuse me. 382 00:21:40,982 --> 00:21:43,616 Dude, I'm not doing autographs right now. 383 00:21:43,618 --> 00:21:45,921 Okay, I actually wanted to talk to her. 384 00:21:47,021 --> 00:21:49,024 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 385 00:21:50,925 --> 00:21:54,059 Tell that bitch Rebecca I'll be there. 386 00:21:54,061 --> 00:21:57,098 On cue... like always. 387 00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:01,699 I'm sorry. 388 00:22:01,701 --> 00:22:03,535 Hope I didn't get you in any trouble. 389 00:22:03,537 --> 00:22:05,070 Just 'cause your fits build on a kid's show 390 00:22:05,072 --> 00:22:07,673 it doesn't mean you get to act like an epic asshole. 391 00:22:07,675 --> 00:22:09,542 Absolutely. 392 00:22:09,544 --> 00:22:10,743 Probably, um.. 393 00:22:10,745 --> 00:22:13,779 I'm not really in show business. 394 00:22:13,781 --> 00:22:16,282 - So I don't know... - You're from the audience. 395 00:22:16,284 --> 00:22:18,149 You're not supposed to be back here. 396 00:22:18,151 --> 00:22:20,087 Yeah, um, that is true. 397 00:22:22,122 --> 00:22:25,090 Um, look, it's my little brother's birthday 398 00:22:25,092 --> 00:22:27,158 and he's crazy about this show 399 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,829 but we didn't get any stars on our tickets. 400 00:22:30,831 --> 00:22:33,032 He's like a great kid and, and you know 401 00:22:33,034 --> 00:22:34,733 meeting the Splits would be huge. 402 00:22:34,735 --> 00:22:36,769 So I need to know 403 00:22:36,771 --> 00:22:39,338 if there's maybe a way to, like, hook us up. 404 00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:41,173 - Hook you up? - Y-yeah. 405 00:22:41,175 --> 00:22:43,908 I stole a $20 bill from my stepdad's sock drawer, you know. 406 00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:47,045 That's in it for you if that makes a difference, seriously. 407 00:22:47,047 --> 00:22:49,113 Just stick around after the show. I'll take care of you. 408 00:22:49,115 --> 00:22:51,317 For real? Seriously? 409 00:22:51,319 --> 00:22:55,123 This is, um, this is, this is very, very cool. 410 00:23:00,261 --> 00:23:02,828 Yeah, you can return to your seat now. 411 00:23:02,830 --> 00:23:07,032 Right, yeah, um, which way would that be? I.. 412 00:23:07,034 --> 00:23:08,867 [SIGHS] Follow me. 413 00:23:08,869 --> 00:23:10,138 Okay. 414 00:23:13,306 --> 00:23:15,242 [INTENSE MUSIC] 415 00:23:25,085 --> 00:23:28,186 Do they usually just walk around on their own like that? 416 00:23:28,188 --> 00:23:30,121 Not really. 417 00:23:30,123 --> 00:23:31,692 [SIGHS] Come on. 418 00:23:32,726 --> 00:23:34,795 [ROCK MUSIC ON RADIO] 419 00:23:39,265 --> 00:23:41,769 Show time, bitches. 420 00:23:50,678 --> 00:23:53,145 ANDY: 'Glen, I told her it's done.' 421 00:23:53,147 --> 00:23:55,347 'The show's cancelled.' 422 00:23:55,349 --> 00:23:57,683 'She was pissed. What do you think?' 423 00:23:57,685 --> 00:23:59,784 Ha, and ask me if I care? 424 00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:01,954 Of course, I don't. 425 00:24:01,956 --> 00:24:04,723 Th-this show is gonna free up two stages. 426 00:24:04,725 --> 00:24:06,992 Not to mention, what we can do with all that tech. 427 00:24:06,994 --> 00:24:09,962 We're gonna tear those fuzzy bastards apart 428 00:24:09,964 --> 00:24:13,331 and sell 'em to the theme park division. 429 00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:15,400 "The Banana Splits" show is done. 430 00:24:15,402 --> 00:24:17,369 It's my call. 431 00:24:17,371 --> 00:24:19,040 Oh, oh, and, and Glen.. 432 00:24:20,707 --> 00:24:22,076 ...live with it. 433 00:24:24,011 --> 00:24:26,081 [LAUGHING] 434 00:24:28,349 --> 00:24:29,884 [GROWLS] 435 00:24:32,352 --> 00:24:35,289 [EERIE MUSIC] 436 00:25:02,449 --> 00:25:04,052 Hey! 437 00:25:08,956 --> 00:25:10,121 [BANGING] 438 00:25:10,123 --> 00:25:11,990 Are you kidding me? 439 00:25:11,992 --> 00:25:14,092 What the hell is goin' on? 440 00:25:14,094 --> 00:25:16,030 [RATTLES DOORKNOB] 441 00:25:18,498 --> 00:25:21,166 [CREAKING] 442 00:25:21,168 --> 00:25:22,868 [WHIMPERS] 443 00:25:22,870 --> 00:25:25,806 [INTENSE MUSIC] 444 00:25:37,184 --> 00:25:38,420 [SCREAMS] 445 00:25:40,854 --> 00:25:42,390 [THUD] 446 00:25:46,459 --> 00:25:49,396 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 447 00:25:53,868 --> 00:25:56,334 Hey, everybody, it's time 448 00:25:56,336 --> 00:26:00,438 to spin the wheel of endings. 449 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,810 [CHEERING] 450 00:26:04,544 --> 00:26:07,346 I wonder how the show's gonna end. 451 00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:12,083 It's gonna end on rock out. They always end on rock out. 452 00:26:12,085 --> 00:26:15,419 Why don't you spin it, Drooper? 453 00:26:15,421 --> 00:26:20,091 Might be the last time you ever do. 454 00:26:20,093 --> 00:26:22,796 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 455 00:26:26,233 --> 00:26:28,269 Okay, Stevie. 456 00:26:34,307 --> 00:26:37,746 [AUDIENCE CHANTING] Rock out! Rock out! Rock out! Rock out! 457 00:26:41,215 --> 00:26:44,116 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 458 00:26:44,118 --> 00:26:46,952 Rock out! Rock out! 459 00:26:46,954 --> 00:26:49,890 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 460 00:26:54,061 --> 00:26:57,228 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 461 00:26:57,230 --> 00:27:00,367 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 462 00:27:02,902 --> 00:27:05,838 ♪ One banana two banana three banana four ♪ 463 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,006 ♪ Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more ♪ 464 00:27:09,008 --> 00:27:12,010 ♪ Over hill and highway the Banana Buggies go ♪ 465 00:27:12,012 --> 00:27:15,446 ♪ Come along to bring you "The Banana Splits" show ♪ 466 00:27:15,448 --> 00:27:18,550 - ♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪ - ♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪ 467 00:27:18,552 --> 00:27:21,587 - ♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪ - ♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪ 468 00:27:21,589 --> 00:27:24,322 - ♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪ - ♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪ 469 00:27:24,324 --> 00:27:26,190 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 470 00:27:26,192 --> 00:27:28,860 Don't worry, mom, I found Mitch. 471 00:27:28,862 --> 00:27:30,265 MITCH: 'I found him.' 472 00:27:31,631 --> 00:27:33,298 Wh-where were you? 473 00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:34,536 You'll see. 474 00:27:37,137 --> 00:27:40,138 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 475 00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:43,308 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 476 00:27:43,310 --> 00:27:46,378 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 477 00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:49,580 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 478 00:27:49,582 --> 00:27:52,083 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 479 00:27:52,085 --> 00:27:54,154 [LAUGHTER] 480 00:27:56,323 --> 00:27:58,055 Seemed on purpose. 481 00:27:58,057 --> 00:27:59,992 Drooper wouldn't hurt anybody on purpose. 482 00:27:59,994 --> 00:28:02,494 No, honey, I think it's just part of the show. 483 00:28:02,496 --> 00:28:05,230 ♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪ 484 00:28:05,232 --> 00:28:08,367 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 485 00:28:08,369 --> 00:28:11,503 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 486 00:28:11,505 --> 00:28:14,473 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 487 00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:17,576 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪♪ 488 00:28:17,578 --> 00:28:21,013 MALE ANNOUNCER: 'Give it up for the Banana Splits.' 489 00:28:21,015 --> 00:28:23,951 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 490 00:28:29,689 --> 00:28:32,927 MALE ANNOUNCER: 'And don't forget Stevie!' 491 00:28:44,705 --> 00:28:46,605 Thank you for coming, everyone. 492 00:28:46,607 --> 00:28:48,706 If you have a star in your tickets, sit tight. 493 00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:51,109 The rest of you, Doug will show you out. 494 00:28:51,111 --> 00:28:53,046 Hope you enjoyed the show. 495 00:28:55,381 --> 00:28:57,014 When we get down there 496 00:28:57,016 --> 00:28:59,451 I'll find a producer and introduce you. 497 00:28:59,453 --> 00:29:01,956 - Don't freeze up. You hear me? - Yes, daddy. 498 00:29:03,423 --> 00:29:05,389 You excited? 499 00:29:05,391 --> 00:29:07,192 Huh? Yeah. 500 00:29:07,194 --> 00:29:09,528 Yeah, of course. 501 00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:12,496 Your parents follow you on Instagram, right? 502 00:29:12,498 --> 00:29:14,599 Yeah. Why? 503 00:29:14,601 --> 00:29:17,338 I don't know. It's just a random thought. 504 00:29:21,675 --> 00:29:23,675 - Sorry, we couldn't stay. - It's okay. 505 00:29:23,677 --> 00:29:26,677 It was still a great birthday present. 506 00:29:26,679 --> 00:29:28,480 Where do you think you're going? 507 00:29:28,482 --> 00:29:30,314 We don't have stars on our tickets. 508 00:29:30,316 --> 00:29:32,516 Do you really think the Banana Splits aren't gonna wanna meet 509 00:29:32,518 --> 00:29:34,655 their biggest fan on his birthday? 510 00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:38,159 How did you know? 511 00:29:39,726 --> 00:29:42,426 Um, sorry, how long is this gonna take? 512 00:29:42,428 --> 00:29:44,362 - Gotta get Zoe back home. - Oh. 513 00:29:44,364 --> 00:29:46,398 I don't need to get home. 514 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:50,167 Okay, great. Then let's meet the Splits. 515 00:29:50,169 --> 00:29:51,570 Follow me. 516 00:29:51,572 --> 00:29:53,341 [CELL PHONE VIBRATES] 517 00:29:55,476 --> 00:29:57,544 Oh, hey, I'll, uh, I'll be right behind you. 518 00:30:04,485 --> 00:30:07,019 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 519 00:30:07,021 --> 00:30:09,957 [SPLITS WHIRRING] 520 00:30:15,763 --> 00:30:19,233 Oh, look, it's my cast-mates. 521 00:30:21,768 --> 00:30:24,037 I was just drinking a toast.. 522 00:30:25,505 --> 00:30:28,309 ...to our cancellation. 523 00:30:30,611 --> 00:30:33,110 This show's done 524 00:30:33,112 --> 00:30:35,746 because the network thinks you suck. 525 00:30:35,748 --> 00:30:38,151 You'll never perform in front of an audience.. 526 00:30:39,719 --> 00:30:42,155 ...ever again. 527 00:30:44,323 --> 00:30:46,157 Cheers to you. 528 00:30:46,159 --> 00:30:50,765 I've hated every minute of working with you assholes. 529 00:30:56,803 --> 00:30:58,739 [CHUCKLES] 530 00:31:04,678 --> 00:31:07,614 [INTENSE MUSIC] 531 00:31:16,290 --> 00:31:18,255 [DOOR OPENS] 532 00:31:18,257 --> 00:31:21,194 [EERIE MUSIC] 533 00:31:29,503 --> 00:31:31,472 You gotta be kidding me. 534 00:31:33,207 --> 00:31:35,409 Karl's stupid update didn't work. 535 00:31:36,610 --> 00:31:38,379 Big surprise. 536 00:31:43,717 --> 00:31:46,184 Get the hell out of here. 537 00:31:46,186 --> 00:31:48,423 [DEVICE BEEPING] 538 00:31:59,765 --> 00:32:01,601 Goddamn robots. 539 00:32:10,643 --> 00:32:13,580 [INTENSE MUSIC] 540 00:32:20,454 --> 00:32:22,753 [SCREAMING] 541 00:32:22,755 --> 00:32:25,092 [GAGGING] 542 00:32:39,172 --> 00:32:40,574 [COUGHS] 543 00:32:51,851 --> 00:32:53,484 PAIGE: '"The Banana Splits Adventure Hour"' 544 00:32:53,486 --> 00:32:55,553 'was first conceived in 1967' 545 00:32:55,555 --> 00:32:58,557 as a send-up of another popular TV show from the era. 546 00:32:58,559 --> 00:32:59,624 Anyone know which one? 547 00:32:59,626 --> 00:33:02,226 Duh. "The Monkees." 548 00:33:02,228 --> 00:33:03,628 You know, "The Banana Splits" was supposed 549 00:33:03,630 --> 00:33:05,463 to be called "Banana Bunch." 550 00:33:05,465 --> 00:33:08,934 But there was already another movie by that name. 551 00:33:08,936 --> 00:33:10,801 PAIGE: Actually, it was a children's book. 552 00:33:10,803 --> 00:33:12,803 THADD: Actually, I'm a pretty big fan 553 00:33:12,805 --> 00:33:13,938 so I think I'd know. 554 00:33:13,940 --> 00:33:16,374 Thadd, let it go. 555 00:33:16,376 --> 00:33:19,444 It's an incredibly sweet thing you did for your brother. 556 00:33:19,446 --> 00:33:22,647 Hey, his dad sucks, but I love him. 557 00:33:22,649 --> 00:33:25,849 - And his mom's okay too. - Cut me some slack. 558 00:33:25,851 --> 00:33:27,586 And why I would I do that? 559 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:30,421 Because he raised you like a son for the last 11 years. 560 00:33:30,423 --> 00:33:33,891 Mom, mom, the guy's a selfish prick. He hates me. 561 00:33:33,893 --> 00:33:35,793 He barely remembered his own son's birthday. 562 00:33:35,795 --> 00:33:38,530 He doesn't even wanna be here. He'd rather be at work. 563 00:33:38,532 --> 00:33:41,302 - It's not true. - Then where is he? 564 00:33:49,275 --> 00:33:51,445 Just stay with your brother. I'll be right back. 565 00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:57,881 Are you excited? 566 00:33:57,883 --> 00:33:59,618 [EERIE MUSIC] 567 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:00,985 PAIGE: 'Everyone, stay clam.' 568 00:34:00,987 --> 00:34:04,688 I'm sure it's just... "The Banana Splits." 569 00:34:04,690 --> 00:34:06,494 [GASPS] Oh, my God. 570 00:34:09,662 --> 00:34:11,729 If everybody can get in a line, I'll make sure 571 00:34:11,731 --> 00:34:14,367 you all get photos with the Splits. 572 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,580 - Excuse me, miss? - Uh, one moment, sir. 573 00:34:29,582 --> 00:34:32,383 Jonathan, please. Call me Jonathan. 574 00:34:32,385 --> 00:34:34,385 Jonathan, you're next. Just wait your turn. 575 00:34:34,387 --> 00:34:36,754 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 576 00:34:36,756 --> 00:34:40,791 Uh, miss, excuse me. Miss? 577 00:34:40,793 --> 00:34:43,695 Go to our website to download the photos. 578 00:34:43,697 --> 00:34:45,363 Dude, what? 579 00:34:45,365 --> 00:34:47,602 I really need to see the producer. 580 00:34:49,403 --> 00:34:51,503 What's on your cheek? 581 00:34:51,505 --> 00:34:53,537 Oh, I'm not sure. 582 00:34:53,539 --> 00:34:55,640 Must have rubbed off of Drooper. 583 00:34:55,642 --> 00:34:58,579 I bet it's strawberry from one of the Sloppy Time pies. 584 00:35:01,081 --> 00:35:03,316 Nope, that's not strawberry. 585 00:35:04,718 --> 00:35:06,450 I don't know what that is. 586 00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:10,354 I really think if the producer saw Parker, he would... 587 00:35:10,356 --> 00:35:12,890 - She. - She. 588 00:35:12,892 --> 00:35:14,925 She would realize that she had a star 589 00:35:14,927 --> 00:35:16,628 standing right in front of her. 590 00:35:16,630 --> 00:35:18,762 She'd probably even give you a promotion 591 00:35:18,764 --> 00:35:20,698 for making the introduction. 592 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:23,667 - I can't do that. - But.. 593 00:35:23,669 --> 00:35:26,437 It's not gonna happen. 594 00:35:26,439 --> 00:35:28,039 O-okay. 595 00:35:28,041 --> 00:35:29,776 I understand. 596 00:35:32,979 --> 00:35:35,579 Hey, guys, are you excited to get your photos? 597 00:35:35,581 --> 00:35:37,414 - Yes. - Come on, Parker. 598 00:35:37,416 --> 00:35:39,818 We'll have to find the producer ourselves. 599 00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:42,756 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 600 00:35:44,825 --> 00:35:47,395 Hey! You can't go back there. 601 00:35:52,365 --> 00:35:55,066 - This is perfect. Come on. - What are you doing? 602 00:35:55,068 --> 00:35:56,834 Let's check out the rest of this place. 603 00:35:56,836 --> 00:35:59,037 We can go live from another set. 604 00:35:59,039 --> 00:36:00,070 I don't think we should. 605 00:36:00,072 --> 00:36:01,673 Babe, it will be a moment 606 00:36:01,675 --> 00:36:04,041 we'll remember forever. 607 00:36:04,043 --> 00:36:06,413 - I promise. - Okay. 608 00:36:08,548 --> 00:36:10,481 What about our pictures? 609 00:36:10,483 --> 00:36:12,517 Um, I'm sure she'll be back. 610 00:36:12,519 --> 00:36:13,785 Besides, this is kind of awesome. 611 00:36:13,787 --> 00:36:15,790 You have the Splits all to yourself. 612 00:36:18,023 --> 00:36:19,726 Come on. 613 00:36:22,595 --> 00:36:25,632 Hi, I'm Harley. This is my friend Zoe. 614 00:36:28,834 --> 00:36:30,434 Say hi. 615 00:36:30,436 --> 00:36:32,739 Uh, sup? 616 00:36:36,108 --> 00:36:38,511 Why is Drooper all wet? 617 00:36:53,459 --> 00:36:54,994 Where's Snorky? 618 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,901 It's my kid's birthday. I can't get away. 619 00:37:02,903 --> 00:37:04,872 There's nothin' I can do. I'm sorry. 620 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,872 Hey. What are you doin' out here? 621 00:37:08,874 --> 00:37:11,142 'I've been looking all over for you.' 622 00:37:11,144 --> 00:37:14,144 Um, I told you I had to call in to the office. 623 00:37:14,146 --> 00:37:16,747 There's some, some stuff going down. 624 00:37:16,749 --> 00:37:19,716 You're making Kara work on a Saturday? 625 00:37:19,718 --> 00:37:22,653 But I didn't say Kara. Why, why would you say Kara? 626 00:37:22,655 --> 00:37:24,888 [CHUCKLES] 'Cause she's your assistant. 627 00:37:24,890 --> 00:37:27,725 Who else will be at the office? 628 00:37:27,727 --> 00:37:29,997 Right. Yes, it was Kara. 629 00:37:33,133 --> 00:37:35,633 Um, are we, are we ready to go yet? 630 00:37:35,635 --> 00:37:38,169 Yup. Yeah. You wanna come in with me? We'll grab the kids. 631 00:37:38,171 --> 00:37:40,238 - Sure. - Okay. 632 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,972 Beth, wait, no. Beth, please. 633 00:37:41,974 --> 00:37:43,143 'Beth, don't.' 634 00:37:45,778 --> 00:37:48,680 - Oh, my God. - I can explain. 635 00:37:48,682 --> 00:37:51,548 Like, how can you explain this? 636 00:37:51,550 --> 00:37:53,920 [SIGHS] Are you sleeping with her? 637 00:38:00,526 --> 00:38:02,526 I can't believe this. 638 00:38:02,528 --> 00:38:04,195 I swear it was just one time. 639 00:38:04,197 --> 00:38:06,129 There's hundreds of these. 640 00:38:06,131 --> 00:38:08,800 Sleeping with your assistant. God, you're such a cliche. 641 00:38:08,802 --> 00:38:10,767 - Beth, look... - I knew it, man. 642 00:38:10,769 --> 00:38:13,070 - I knew you were a scumbag. - You watch your mouth! 643 00:38:13,072 --> 00:38:14,204 - Austin, go back inside. - No, no, no, no, don't. 644 00:38:14,206 --> 00:38:16,073 You know what, she stands up for you 645 00:38:16,075 --> 00:38:19,142 and she defends you and she tells me to give you a chance. 646 00:38:19,144 --> 00:38:21,678 And the whole time you've been cheatin' on her? 647 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,548 - I should be, I should... - You should what? 648 00:38:23,550 --> 00:38:25,883 - Okay, stop, stop, stop. - You should what, little boy? 649 00:38:25,885 --> 00:38:28,620 You know what? You're just a 19-year-old burnout. 650 00:38:28,622 --> 00:38:30,024 That's all you are. 651 00:38:32,057 --> 00:38:33,624 - Your dad's lucky he didn't... - Don't talk about my dad. 652 00:38:33,626 --> 00:38:35,894 Okay, stop, stop it! Go back inside, okay? 653 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:37,896 - What're you gonna do about it? - This is between us. 654 00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:39,963 Us? 655 00:38:39,965 --> 00:38:43,200 Beth, there's never been an us. 656 00:38:43,202 --> 00:38:45,840 There was always Austin and then there was Harley. 657 00:38:47,807 --> 00:38:48,805 Us. 658 00:38:48,807 --> 00:38:50,675 [SCOFFS] 659 00:38:50,677 --> 00:38:52,111 What a joke. 660 00:38:53,847 --> 00:38:56,747 You know what? You go inside and get the kids. 661 00:38:56,749 --> 00:38:59,085 I'll be at the car, okay? 662 00:39:00,887 --> 00:39:02,055 Us. 663 00:39:04,990 --> 00:39:06,626 [SNIFFLES] 664 00:39:12,097 --> 00:39:14,899 - Mom, mom, stop. Stop. - No, he is a dick. 665 00:39:14,901 --> 00:39:16,971 Yeah, yeah, I know, okay? 666 00:39:18,905 --> 00:39:21,939 Just wanted to be with somebody safe 667 00:39:21,941 --> 00:39:24,611 so that you and Harley would never ever get hurt. 668 00:39:27,247 --> 00:39:28,782 [SIGHS] 669 00:39:33,653 --> 00:39:35,852 - I'm sorry. - No. 670 00:39:35,854 --> 00:39:37,791 Don't, don't say that. 671 00:39:44,097 --> 00:39:45,629 You know what? Let's just go get the kids, okay? 672 00:39:45,631 --> 00:39:47,034 Yeah, yeah. 673 00:39:54,073 --> 00:39:55,740 - 'Hello.' - Hey. 674 00:39:55,742 --> 00:39:57,678 Guess whose night just freed up. 675 00:39:59,378 --> 00:40:02,148 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 676 00:40:13,827 --> 00:40:15,994 HARLEY: I can't believe I'm actually here. 677 00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:18,164 ZOE: I cant' believe I'm actually enjoying it. 678 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,834 [GASPS] I dare you to open that. 679 00:40:22,836 --> 00:40:24,836 Why? What's gonna happen? 680 00:40:24,838 --> 00:40:26,303 HARLEY: 'Open it. You'll see.' 681 00:40:26,305 --> 00:40:29,207 Unless you're scared. 682 00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:30,675 Ha. 683 00:40:30,677 --> 00:40:33,146 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 684 00:40:35,215 --> 00:40:37,818 - Come on. - Don't rush me. 685 00:40:46,992 --> 00:40:48,992 Was something supposed to happen? 686 00:40:48,994 --> 00:40:52,195 When Drooper does it, letters shoot out. 687 00:40:52,197 --> 00:40:55,301 Well, uh, there's nothing here. 688 00:40:57,202 --> 00:40:59,206 I never got to meet Snorky. 689 00:41:01,740 --> 00:41:04,975 - Let's go find him. - Like a quest? 690 00:41:04,977 --> 00:41:06,443 Sure. 691 00:41:06,445 --> 00:41:08,445 Like a quest. 692 00:41:08,447 --> 00:41:10,083 Let's go! 693 00:41:12,751 --> 00:41:14,053 Let's go. 694 00:41:16,122 --> 00:41:18,955 REBECCA: I told you, I never should have taken this job. 695 00:41:18,957 --> 00:41:22,727 Now look, six years.. 696 00:41:22,729 --> 00:41:25,366 ...six years on a kid's show and I get fired. 697 00:41:26,932 --> 00:41:29,700 I mean, where do I go from here? 698 00:41:29,702 --> 00:41:31,037 FLEEGLE: Time to fly! 699 00:41:35,941 --> 00:41:38,311 - A-are you the producer? - I'll call you back. 700 00:41:39,878 --> 00:41:41,211 Something I can do for you? 701 00:41:41,213 --> 00:41:43,448 It's more like what I can do for you. 702 00:41:43,450 --> 00:41:45,349 Parker, do the thing. 703 00:41:45,351 --> 00:41:47,151 Rebecca, I'm so sorry. 704 00:41:47,153 --> 00:41:49,122 JONATHAN: 'Parker, this is our shot.' 705 00:41:51,957 --> 00:41:53,758 ♪ Whatcha gonna do with all that junk ♪ 706 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,126 ♪ All that junk inside your trunk... ♪♪ 707 00:41:55,128 --> 00:41:56,961 Stop. 708 00:41:56,963 --> 00:41:59,229 That is disturbing. 709 00:41:59,231 --> 00:42:00,965 Incredibly dated. 710 00:42:00,967 --> 00:42:03,033 She can sing something else. What do you wanna hear? 711 00:42:03,035 --> 00:42:05,970 - It doesn't matter. - 'But she's talented, right?' 712 00:42:05,972 --> 00:42:08,271 She should be in the Sour Grapes Bunch or somethin'. 713 00:42:08,273 --> 00:42:09,506 You have to put her in the show. 714 00:42:09,508 --> 00:42:11,175 There is no show. We're canceled. 715 00:42:11,177 --> 00:42:12,744 - What? - What? 716 00:42:12,746 --> 00:42:14,812 Network pulled the plug. 717 00:42:14,814 --> 00:42:16,280 So, take her junk somewhere else. 718 00:42:16,282 --> 00:42:18,448 - Is that true? - Yeah. 719 00:42:18,450 --> 00:42:21,218 Andy told me right before tonight's show. 720 00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:24,354 - Who's Andy? - Head of the network. 721 00:42:24,356 --> 00:42:26,860 Is he still here? I need to see him. 722 00:42:29,394 --> 00:42:31,331 Thank you for the opportunity. 723 00:42:32,999 --> 00:42:35,202 So I'm out of a job. 724 00:42:37,336 --> 00:42:38,905 We all are. 725 00:42:41,474 --> 00:42:42,974 Just get the meet-and-greets out of here 726 00:42:42,976 --> 00:42:44,977 and we'll start wrapping out on Monday. 727 00:42:46,845 --> 00:42:48,114 [SIGHS] 728 00:42:53,385 --> 00:42:56,120 [GASPS] I can't believe it. 729 00:42:56,122 --> 00:42:57,988 Thadd, this is amazing. 730 00:42:57,990 --> 00:43:00,927 That's Snorky's circus and Bingo's jungle. 731 00:43:03,095 --> 00:43:05,296 Holy crap. 732 00:43:05,298 --> 00:43:08,198 That's Fleegle's Magic Shop. 733 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,836 Oh, my gosh. 734 00:43:11,070 --> 00:43:13,303 FYI, the design is loosely modeled 735 00:43:13,305 --> 00:43:16,006 of Davenport's Magic Shop in London. 736 00:43:16,008 --> 00:43:19,079 This is like my whole childhood right here. 737 00:43:21,014 --> 00:43:23,013 Babe, give me your phone. 738 00:43:23,015 --> 00:43:25,952 [EERIE MUSIC] 739 00:43:30,356 --> 00:43:33,323 What's up, you guys? It's your boy Thadd. 740 00:43:33,325 --> 00:43:36,394 Mr. Thadastic to all my fans. 741 00:43:36,396 --> 00:43:41,465 I'm here with the one and only Miss Poppy Glarady 742 00:43:41,467 --> 00:43:45,001 and we're live on set of "The Banana Splits." 743 00:43:45,003 --> 00:43:46,570 What up, everyone? 744 00:43:46,572 --> 00:43:49,106 We're alone in Fleegle's Magic Shop. 745 00:43:49,108 --> 00:43:51,441 I can't even. 746 00:43:51,443 --> 00:43:54,313 Yo, check this out. You're gonna love this. 747 00:44:02,488 --> 00:44:03,557 Hey, Pop? 748 00:44:05,925 --> 00:44:07,524 Thadd, no. 749 00:44:07,526 --> 00:44:09,861 Babe, I love you so much. 750 00:44:09,863 --> 00:44:12,229 'And I can't think of a better place than this.' 751 00:44:12,231 --> 00:44:14,198 'Will you marry me?' 752 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,466 Thadd, yes. 753 00:44:15,468 --> 00:44:17,968 Yo, she said yes! 754 00:44:17,970 --> 00:44:19,106 Oh. 755 00:44:23,276 --> 00:44:25,876 [LAUGHING] 756 00:44:25,878 --> 00:44:28,815 [INTENSE MUSIC] 757 00:44:33,919 --> 00:44:36,120 What the hell? 758 00:44:36,122 --> 00:44:37,558 Fleegle. 759 00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:42,062 We just got engaged. 760 00:44:43,528 --> 00:44:45,264 Hey. 761 00:44:51,169 --> 00:44:53,905 FLEEGLE: 'Banana-cadabra!' 762 00:44:53,907 --> 00:44:56,274 - What the hell, man? - Thadd, relax. 763 00:44:56,276 --> 00:44:58,212 I think he's just doing a magic trick. 764 00:45:00,579 --> 00:45:01,646 [CLATTERING] 765 00:45:01,648 --> 00:45:02,979 [GASPS] 766 00:45:02,981 --> 00:45:04,550 What are you doing? 767 00:45:07,986 --> 00:45:09,287 Hey. 768 00:45:09,289 --> 00:45:11,354 [GRUNTING] 769 00:45:11,356 --> 00:45:13,356 [INTENSE MUSIC] 770 00:45:13,358 --> 00:45:15,992 - Poppy, please! - Thadd. 771 00:45:15,994 --> 00:45:17,430 - Thadd! - Let me out! 772 00:45:19,097 --> 00:45:20,497 [SCREAMS] 773 00:45:20,499 --> 00:45:21,932 [HEAVY BREATHING] 774 00:45:21,934 --> 00:45:23,934 [SOBS] Please let him out, please. 775 00:45:23,936 --> 00:45:25,468 No, please! 776 00:45:25,470 --> 00:45:28,638 [CRYING] No! Let him out. Please! 777 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,474 Thadd. Thadd! 778 00:45:30,476 --> 00:45:32,008 - What's going on? - 'No, please.' 779 00:45:32,010 --> 00:45:33,477 - Let me out. - 'Thadd, please!' 780 00:45:33,479 --> 00:45:35,646 Let me out! 781 00:45:35,648 --> 00:45:37,615 No! 782 00:45:37,617 --> 00:45:40,017 [CRYING] 'No!' 783 00:45:40,019 --> 00:45:41,551 - Poppy. - 'No!' 784 00:45:41,553 --> 00:45:43,222 - Stop! - Please. 785 00:45:45,224 --> 00:45:47,361 - Thadd! - Aah! 786 00:45:49,963 --> 00:45:51,629 Thadd. 787 00:45:51,631 --> 00:45:53,330 'No!' 788 00:45:53,332 --> 00:45:55,198 'No, please.' 789 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,234 No! 790 00:45:58,236 --> 00:45:59,970 [CRYING] 791 00:45:59,972 --> 00:46:01,275 [GRUNTS] 792 00:46:03,209 --> 00:46:05,412 Please don't make me. Please! 793 00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:10,284 No! 794 00:46:11,483 --> 00:46:14,420 [CRYING] 795 00:46:32,405 --> 00:46:34,604 [SCREAMING] 796 00:46:34,606 --> 00:46:37,341 [CRYING] 797 00:46:37,343 --> 00:46:39,376 Ta-da! 798 00:46:39,378 --> 00:46:40,745 [SCREAMS] 799 00:46:40,747 --> 00:46:42,546 [CRYING] 800 00:46:42,548 --> 00:46:45,282 No. No, please. No! 801 00:46:45,284 --> 00:46:47,954 Get off of me! Get off! 802 00:46:53,191 --> 00:46:56,126 [SOBS] Please, no! 803 00:46:56,128 --> 00:46:58,064 - No. - 'Snorky?' 804 00:47:00,767 --> 00:47:03,370 HARVEY: 'Here's the circus. He's got to be here.' 805 00:47:08,206 --> 00:47:11,143 [SOBBING] 806 00:47:16,715 --> 00:47:18,351 Fleegle! 807 00:47:22,789 --> 00:47:24,758 Do you know where Snorky is? 808 00:47:27,727 --> 00:47:29,593 Can you take us to him? 809 00:47:29,595 --> 00:47:31,698 Harley really wants to meet Snorky. 810 00:47:45,811 --> 00:47:48,681 Come on. You wanna meet Snorky. Don't ya? 811 00:48:06,566 --> 00:48:08,168 [CELL PHONE VIBRATES] 812 00:48:18,244 --> 00:48:20,514 Oh, Kara, you are killing me. 813 00:48:21,747 --> 00:48:24,684 [EERIE MUSIC] 814 00:48:51,309 --> 00:48:53,544 [ENGINE REVVING] 815 00:48:53,546 --> 00:48:56,483 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 816 00:48:58,251 --> 00:48:59,486 [SCREAMS] 817 00:49:00,552 --> 00:49:03,354 [PANTING] 818 00:49:03,356 --> 00:49:04,558 [GLASS SHATTERS] 819 00:49:24,543 --> 00:49:27,577 Daddy, I just wanna go home. 820 00:49:27,579 --> 00:49:30,713 Not until I get you a real audition. 821 00:49:30,715 --> 00:49:34,318 We've worked too hard to give up now. Hm? 822 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,722 Come on. 823 00:49:41,961 --> 00:49:43,430 [SIGHS] 824 00:49:46,932 --> 00:49:49,535 Are you ready to meet your next superstar? 825 00:49:52,505 --> 00:49:54,872 Hey! 826 00:49:54,874 --> 00:49:56,974 I'm talking to you. 827 00:49:56,976 --> 00:49:59,912 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 828 00:50:02,847 --> 00:50:04,847 Daddy, I'm scared. 829 00:50:04,849 --> 00:50:07,286 You don't have to be scared, honey. It's just a puppet. 830 00:50:11,456 --> 00:50:14,393 [SCREAMING] 831 00:50:15,561 --> 00:50:17,898 [SCREAMING] 832 00:50:19,664 --> 00:50:22,601 [SCREAMING] 833 00:50:26,972 --> 00:50:29,909 [INTENSE MUSIC] 834 00:50:49,695 --> 00:50:51,762 Where is everybody? 835 00:50:51,764 --> 00:50:54,698 - They were all here. - They're not with you? 836 00:50:54,700 --> 00:50:57,367 They're probably just exploring the rest of the sets. 837 00:50:57,369 --> 00:50:59,470 - Harley! Zoe! - Shit. 838 00:50:59,472 --> 00:51:02,573 Mom, uh, we'll find them. It's fine. 839 00:51:02,575 --> 00:51:05,642 - You don't know that. Harley! - Shit. 840 00:51:05,644 --> 00:51:07,644 - 'Zoe!' - I promise, they're okay. 841 00:51:07,646 --> 00:51:09,379 Yeah, yeah, I know. 842 00:51:09,381 --> 00:51:11,383 My mom just.. She sometimes gets this way. 843 00:51:12,550 --> 00:51:15,285 We'll find them. Trust me. 844 00:51:15,287 --> 00:51:17,553 Can't even get off the lot at this time of night. 845 00:51:17,555 --> 00:51:19,390 Somebody help me! 846 00:51:19,392 --> 00:51:22,292 [INTENSE MUSIC] 847 00:51:22,294 --> 00:51:24,563 Why are you doing this to me? 848 00:51:32,338 --> 00:51:33,606 [SCREAMS] 849 00:51:38,910 --> 00:51:41,847 [SCREAMING] 850 00:51:46,017 --> 00:51:49,722 Help! There's this psycho tryin' to run me over! 851 00:51:52,090 --> 00:51:55,591 [COUGHS] Oh, thank God. 852 00:51:55,593 --> 00:51:58,595 [PANTING] Hey. 853 00:51:58,597 --> 00:52:00,798 Did you hear me? 854 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,802 [SCREAMING] 855 00:52:04,070 --> 00:52:05,071 [CRASH] 856 00:52:07,506 --> 00:52:08,705 AUSTIN: 'Mom, Paige went to look for them.' 857 00:52:08,707 --> 00:52:10,774 She knows this place better than anybody. 858 00:52:10,776 --> 00:52:13,343 I can't believe Harley would just run off like that. 859 00:52:13,345 --> 00:52:14,711 You know him. He's in his own world. 860 00:52:14,713 --> 00:52:16,446 He was probably just excited. 861 00:52:16,448 --> 00:52:17,983 If something happens to him, I.. 862 00:52:19,852 --> 00:52:22,986 This is.. I don't, I don't know if I can go through that again. 863 00:52:22,988 --> 00:52:24,887 We are at a taping of "The Banana Splits." 864 00:52:24,889 --> 00:52:26,492 Nobody's gonna die. 865 00:52:29,662 --> 00:52:32,495 You weren't like this when dad was alive. 866 00:52:32,497 --> 00:52:33,664 You were fearless. 867 00:52:33,666 --> 00:52:34,865 I watched him die 868 00:52:34,867 --> 00:52:36,367 and I couldn't stop it. 869 00:52:36,369 --> 00:52:38,102 It wasn't your fault. 870 00:52:38,104 --> 00:52:40,504 Bad things happen, you still.. 871 00:52:40,506 --> 00:52:42,575 You know, we still need to live. 872 00:52:44,376 --> 00:52:48,379 I know that you think I worry too much. 873 00:52:48,381 --> 00:52:50,414 'And that our life is boring, but I..' 874 00:52:50,416 --> 00:52:52,852 I am just trying to keep you guys all safe. 875 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:55,755 [DOOR OPENS] 876 00:52:57,590 --> 00:52:58,955 Did you find them? 877 00:52:58,957 --> 00:53:00,858 Paige brought me up to speed on the whole situation 878 00:53:00,860 --> 00:53:02,925 and I assure you everything is under control. 879 00:53:02,927 --> 00:53:04,128 [HEAVY BREATHING] 880 00:53:04,130 --> 00:53:07,066 [INTENSE MUSIC] 881 00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:11,568 - Oh! - Oh, my God! 882 00:53:11,570 --> 00:53:14,604 God, it's that stage dad. 883 00:53:14,606 --> 00:53:16,840 Sir, can-can you hear me? What happened? 884 00:53:16,842 --> 00:53:20,910 [GASPS] They attacked me. 885 00:53:20,912 --> 00:53:23,717 - Who did? - Banana Splits. 886 00:53:24,983 --> 00:53:26,452 Paige, call 911. 887 00:53:27,952 --> 00:53:29,753 Go! 888 00:53:29,755 --> 00:53:31,053 There has to be an explanation. 889 00:53:31,055 --> 00:53:33,689 Th-the Banana Splits don't hurt people. 890 00:53:33,691 --> 00:53:35,661 [GROANING] 891 00:53:39,865 --> 00:53:42,533 We have to get the kids. 892 00:53:42,535 --> 00:53:45,936 Uh, okay, just take.. Keep-keep breathing. 893 00:53:45,938 --> 00:53:48,108 [EERIE MUSIC] 894 00:53:49,707 --> 00:53:51,508 What is this place? 895 00:53:51,510 --> 00:53:53,847 This must be where they were built or something. 896 00:53:55,447 --> 00:53:57,416 Is Snorky in here? 897 00:54:00,186 --> 00:54:01,821 In there? 898 00:54:04,590 --> 00:54:06,392 This is weird. 899 00:54:11,063 --> 00:54:12,796 Hello? Snorky? 900 00:54:12,798 --> 00:54:14,700 Get me out of here! 901 00:54:18,037 --> 00:54:20,169 I brought friends. 902 00:54:20,171 --> 00:54:23,108 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 903 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,117 We're gonna have so much fun! 904 00:54:39,858 --> 00:54:42,194 Harley! Zoe! 905 00:54:44,095 --> 00:54:46,696 Mom, this is crazy, right? 906 00:54:46,698 --> 00:54:48,899 He loves this show. Maybe he's hiding somewhere. 907 00:54:48,901 --> 00:54:50,233 He-he probably doesn't wanna leave. 908 00:54:50,235 --> 00:54:51,602 Harley! 909 00:54:51,604 --> 00:54:53,604 Where are you? 910 00:54:53,606 --> 00:54:55,972 Come on. Come on, hurry. 911 00:54:55,974 --> 00:54:58,175 Harley! Zoe! 912 00:54:58,177 --> 00:54:59,609 Harley! 913 00:54:59,611 --> 00:55:01,845 [DRUMBEAT] 914 00:55:01,847 --> 00:55:03,917 - What's that noise? - Bingo. 915 00:55:05,885 --> 00:55:07,149 AUSTIN: 'Mom!' 916 00:55:07,151 --> 00:55:08,818 [INTENSE MUSIC] 917 00:55:08,820 --> 00:55:10,122 Austin! 918 00:55:12,224 --> 00:55:14,561 [PANTING] Austin! 919 00:55:17,997 --> 00:55:19,896 AUSTIN: Mom! 920 00:55:19,898 --> 00:55:21,867 Get out of here. 921 00:55:23,102 --> 00:55:24,637 Run! 922 00:55:27,539 --> 00:55:30,476 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 923 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,988 Time's almost up. 924 00:55:44,990 --> 00:55:46,256 For you. 925 00:55:46,258 --> 00:55:48,528 [GRUNTING] 926 00:55:54,032 --> 00:55:55,767 [CRASH] 927 00:56:04,642 --> 00:56:06,713 Mom, that was seriously badass. 928 00:56:08,881 --> 00:56:10,817 Let's go find your brother. 929 00:56:24,729 --> 00:56:26,729 Oh, my God. 930 00:56:26,731 --> 00:56:29,733 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 931 00:56:29,735 --> 00:56:31,704 He asked me to marry him. 932 00:56:33,805 --> 00:56:35,909 Mom, I think she's lost it. 933 00:56:38,876 --> 00:56:40,612 I'm so sorry. 934 00:56:44,082 --> 00:56:46,350 I'm looking for my son and his friend. 935 00:56:46,352 --> 00:56:48,318 Have you seen them? 936 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,720 - Fleegle took them. - What? 937 00:56:50,722 --> 00:56:52,659 Where-where, where did there go? 938 00:56:56,195 --> 00:56:58,260 Listen to me. Listen, it's not safe here for you. 939 00:56:58,262 --> 00:57:00,631 You have to come with us, okay? 940 00:57:00,633 --> 00:57:02,265 [SOBS] I won't leave Thadd. 941 00:57:02,267 --> 00:57:05,001 BETH: I know how you feel. Trust me. 942 00:57:05,003 --> 00:57:07,206 He would not want anything bad to happen to you. 943 00:57:08,807 --> 00:57:10,776 You have to come with us right now. 944 00:57:15,146 --> 00:57:17,115 [SOBBING] 945 00:57:31,796 --> 00:57:33,733 [ZOE GRUNTING] 946 00:57:36,068 --> 00:57:38,004 [WHIMPERING] 947 00:57:39,438 --> 00:57:41,738 [KARL GROANS] 948 00:57:41,740 --> 00:57:44,243 Hey, you gotta let us out of here. 949 00:57:45,410 --> 00:57:48,412 [WHIMPERING] 950 00:57:48,414 --> 00:57:50,713 - I can't. - Of course, you can. 951 00:57:50,715 --> 00:57:52,749 Just unlock the gate. 952 00:57:52,751 --> 00:57:54,785 I tried to tell them that it's wrong 953 00:57:54,787 --> 00:57:57,220 but they wouldn't listen. 954 00:57:57,222 --> 00:57:59,122 'Something went wrong with my update.' 955 00:57:59,124 --> 00:58:01,425 They didn't listen to me now. 956 00:58:01,427 --> 00:58:04,227 This is all the network's fault. 957 00:58:04,229 --> 00:58:07,229 They shouldn't have taken away their show. 958 00:58:07,231 --> 00:58:10,302 [GROANS] 'Then none of this would have happened.' 959 00:58:11,769 --> 00:58:15,271 This show is all they have. 960 00:58:15,273 --> 00:58:16,842 [GROANS] 961 00:58:20,345 --> 00:58:22,479 You built them, didn't you? 962 00:58:22,481 --> 00:58:25,251 - Yes. - You love them, don't you? 963 00:58:27,218 --> 00:58:29,452 - Yes. - I love them too. 964 00:58:29,454 --> 00:58:32,891 They're my favorite. They make people happy. 965 00:58:34,325 --> 00:58:35,959 That's why I built them. 966 00:58:35,961 --> 00:58:38,195 But now they're hurting people. 967 00:58:38,197 --> 00:58:41,367 You can stop this, but you have to let us out of here. 968 00:58:56,414 --> 00:58:58,817 [GROANING] 969 00:59:03,889 --> 00:59:06,055 Come on! 970 00:59:06,057 --> 00:59:08,994 [INTENSE MUSIC] 971 00:59:17,769 --> 00:59:19,104 Fleegle! 972 00:59:23,307 --> 00:59:26,178 My precious boy. Who-who did this to you? 973 00:59:40,425 --> 00:59:43,492 Hi, kids. Put on your hap-happiest faces 974 00:59:43,494 --> 00:59:46,331 because "The Banana Splits" show is about to begin. 975 01:00:00,912 --> 01:00:02,782 [GRUNTS] 976 01:00:07,285 --> 01:00:09,789 KARL: 'I can fix you. Wait.' 977 01:00:12,890 --> 01:00:14,124 Where do you think you're going? 978 01:00:14,126 --> 01:00:16,062 [PARKER SCREAMING] 979 01:00:17,262 --> 01:00:20,198 [SCREAMING] 980 01:00:24,970 --> 01:00:26,872 Help! Ah! 981 01:00:29,474 --> 01:00:31,110 You'll never stop them! 982 01:00:33,044 --> 01:00:35,345 The show must go on! 983 01:00:35,347 --> 01:00:37,012 Everything's going to be okay. 984 01:00:37,014 --> 01:00:39,548 The, the ambulance will be here soon. 985 01:00:39,550 --> 01:00:41,584 Where the hell are they? 986 01:00:41,586 --> 01:00:44,523 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 987 01:00:46,157 --> 01:00:48,326 It's Sloppy Time! 988 01:00:49,494 --> 01:00:50,997 Oh, no. 989 01:00:54,365 --> 01:00:55,802 Stand down. 990 01:00:58,135 --> 01:01:00,236 I'm ordering you to stand down. 991 01:01:00,238 --> 01:01:02,137 [GASPS] 992 01:01:02,139 --> 01:01:05,076 [GRUNTING] 993 01:01:11,916 --> 01:01:14,017 [SCREAMS] 994 01:01:14,019 --> 01:01:16,354 [GROANING] 995 01:01:20,592 --> 01:01:23,229 [INTENSE MUSIC] 996 01:01:24,296 --> 01:01:25,495 No. 997 01:01:25,497 --> 01:01:28,434 [JONATHAN SCREAMING] 998 01:01:33,037 --> 01:01:35,041 [KEYS CLACKING] 999 01:01:39,577 --> 01:01:41,111 Damn it. 1000 01:01:41,113 --> 01:01:44,050 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1001 01:02:02,267 --> 01:02:05,204 [INTENSE MUSIC] 1002 01:02:07,972 --> 01:02:10,909 [GROANING] 1003 01:02:14,246 --> 01:02:16,414 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1004 01:02:18,215 --> 01:02:21,152 [SCREAMING] 1005 01:02:24,189 --> 01:02:25,957 [GROANING] 1006 01:02:31,229 --> 01:02:32,995 What's happening? 1007 01:02:32,997 --> 01:02:35,198 We.. 1008 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:37,470 We have to run the Sloppy Time course. 1009 01:02:46,477 --> 01:02:49,414 [GRUNTING] 1010 01:02:51,082 --> 01:02:53,351 [GROANING] 1011 01:02:55,519 --> 01:02:57,454 - Oh, come on. - Give me, give me your hand. 1012 01:02:57,456 --> 01:02:58,620 [SCREAMS] 1013 01:02:58,622 --> 01:03:00,756 [GROANING] 1014 01:03:00,758 --> 01:03:03,695 [LAUGHING] 1015 01:03:11,702 --> 01:03:13,639 [LAUGHING] 1016 01:03:18,744 --> 01:03:20,477 [GROANS] 1017 01:03:20,479 --> 01:03:23,416 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1018 01:03:28,586 --> 01:03:30,523 [SOBBING] 1019 01:03:39,231 --> 01:03:42,068 Don't stop now. You're almost there. 1020 01:03:42,767 --> 01:03:45,236 [GRUNTING] 1021 01:03:49,140 --> 01:03:51,077 We're gonna make it. 1022 01:03:56,615 --> 01:03:58,084 [GRUNTS] 1023 01:04:00,651 --> 01:04:02,420 Where's the blue key? 1024 01:04:06,323 --> 01:04:08,624 [GRUNTS] 1025 01:04:08,626 --> 01:04:10,762 [GROANING] 1026 01:04:15,434 --> 01:04:17,503 It's time to fly! 1027 01:04:21,305 --> 01:04:23,041 [SCREAMS] 1028 01:04:24,508 --> 01:04:27,843 [PANTING] I, I did it. 1029 01:04:27,845 --> 01:04:30,015 [PANTING] I did it. 1030 01:04:31,682 --> 01:04:33,316 Don't hit the hammer. 1031 01:04:33,318 --> 01:04:34,653 [GRUNTS] 1032 01:04:36,387 --> 01:04:38,454 She did it! 1033 01:04:38,456 --> 01:04:41,256 He took it down to Hammer Town. 1034 01:04:41,258 --> 01:04:42,559 [LAUGHS] 1035 01:04:42,561 --> 01:04:44,861 Three cheers for Rebecca! 1036 01:04:44,863 --> 01:04:47,162 'Hip hip hooray!' 1037 01:04:47,164 --> 01:04:50,101 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1038 01:05:03,682 --> 01:05:05,618 Which way do we go? 1039 01:05:08,119 --> 01:05:09,421 [DOOR OPENS] 1040 01:05:13,858 --> 01:05:15,658 [BANGING ON DOOR] 1041 01:05:15,660 --> 01:05:17,329 It's locked. 1042 01:05:22,434 --> 01:05:24,637 I'll take him out. You guys run. 1043 01:05:33,144 --> 01:05:36,114 ZOE: What are you doing? We can't trust him. 1044 01:05:37,349 --> 01:05:39,584 It's Snorky. He's different. 1045 01:05:49,894 --> 01:05:55,265 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 1046 01:05:55,267 --> 01:05:59,305 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 1047 01:06:03,675 --> 01:06:08,711 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 1048 01:06:08,713 --> 01:06:12,715 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪♪ 1049 01:06:12,717 --> 01:06:15,517 Are they doing the Snorky Shuffle? 1050 01:06:15,519 --> 01:06:17,456 This is some messed up stuff right here. 1051 01:06:18,822 --> 01:06:20,492 Please, Snorky. 1052 01:06:22,793 --> 01:06:24,561 Help us. 1053 01:06:24,563 --> 01:06:27,499 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1054 01:06:39,311 --> 01:06:40,778 It's okay, guys. 1055 01:07:00,798 --> 01:07:03,735 [EERIE MUSIC] 1056 01:07:16,780 --> 01:07:18,881 [INTENSE MUSIC] 1057 01:07:18,883 --> 01:07:22,919 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 1058 01:07:22,921 --> 01:07:26,823 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 1059 01:07:26,825 --> 01:07:30,727 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 1060 01:07:30,729 --> 01:07:34,896 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 1061 01:07:34,898 --> 01:07:38,767 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 1062 01:07:38,769 --> 01:07:42,974 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪♪ 1063 01:08:13,338 --> 01:08:15,604 [SCREAMING] 1064 01:08:15,606 --> 01:08:17,373 Hey. Hey. 1065 01:08:17,375 --> 01:08:19,609 Hey, shh, don't worry. 1066 01:08:19,611 --> 01:08:21,644 You scared the hell out of me. 1067 01:08:21,646 --> 01:08:23,613 Are the police coming? 1068 01:08:23,615 --> 01:08:24,780 No, the phones don't work 1069 01:08:24,782 --> 01:08:26,516 and all the cell phones were smashed. 1070 01:08:26,518 --> 01:08:29,319 We have to find Fleegle. They took Harley and Zoe. 1071 01:08:29,321 --> 01:08:31,354 POPPY: We have to stop them. 1072 01:08:31,356 --> 01:08:33,789 There must be a way to stop them. 1073 01:08:33,791 --> 01:08:34,927 Karl. 1074 01:08:36,661 --> 01:08:37,930 Come on. 1075 01:08:39,897 --> 01:08:42,834 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1076 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:51,908 Yo! Shit. 1077 01:08:51,910 --> 01:08:53,676 [GRUNTS] 1078 01:08:53,678 --> 01:08:56,048 - Austin. Austin! Austin! - Don't you touch him! 1079 01:08:57,549 --> 01:08:58,984 Karl? 1080 01:09:02,554 --> 01:09:03,985 How do we stop the Banana Splits? 1081 01:09:03,987 --> 01:09:06,722 [CHUCKLING] 1082 01:09:06,724 --> 01:09:08,391 You can't. 1083 01:09:08,393 --> 01:09:09,891 You built them. There must be a way. 1084 01:09:09,893 --> 01:09:12,561 KARL: The show must go on. 1085 01:09:12,563 --> 01:09:13,995 It's in their programming. 1086 01:09:13,997 --> 01:09:16,498 [LAUGHING] 1087 01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,036 They took my kids. 1088 01:09:19,838 --> 01:09:21,904 Your children are safe. 1089 01:09:21,906 --> 01:09:26,141 Mm, they're having a wonderful time. 1090 01:09:26,143 --> 01:09:28,711 [CHUCKLING] 1091 01:09:28,713 --> 01:09:30,515 [MUFFLED MUSIC] 1092 01:09:31,982 --> 01:09:33,552 Is that music? 1093 01:09:37,755 --> 01:09:39,791 Sounds like it's coming from down there. 1094 01:09:42,826 --> 01:09:44,530 Help me move this. 1095 01:09:47,765 --> 01:09:50,466 [MUSIC INTENSIFIES] 1096 01:09:50,468 --> 01:09:53,468 - What's down there? - The show. 1097 01:09:53,470 --> 01:09:56,407 [CHUCKLING] 1098 01:09:57,075 --> 01:10:00,012 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1099 01:10:05,650 --> 01:10:06,919 Let's go. 1100 01:10:17,929 --> 01:10:19,194 What is that? 1101 01:10:19,196 --> 01:10:22,667 I was building a sister for my boys. 1102 01:10:23,634 --> 01:10:26,468 A fifth Banana Split? 1103 01:10:26,470 --> 01:10:28,674 Her name is Hooty. 1104 01:10:31,476 --> 01:10:33,445 We were gonna get married. 1105 01:10:38,650 --> 01:10:40,619 But then they killed him. 1106 01:10:42,620 --> 01:10:44,953 [SOBS] 1107 01:10:44,955 --> 01:10:47,892 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1108 01:10:52,129 --> 01:10:54,400 What are you doing? 1109 01:10:56,567 --> 01:10:59,537 Stop that! It's not for you. 1110 01:11:09,613 --> 01:11:12,013 KARL: 'Stay back!' 1111 01:11:12,015 --> 01:11:13,082 [GRUNTS] 1112 01:11:13,084 --> 01:11:15,584 [INTENSE MUSIC] 1113 01:11:15,586 --> 01:11:17,589 He's dead because of you. 1114 01:11:22,826 --> 01:11:25,763 [EERIE MUSIC] 1115 01:11:31,936 --> 01:11:34,569 PAIGE: 'Where's Poppy? She was right behind me.' 1116 01:11:34,571 --> 01:11:36,641 AUSTIN: 'She'll catch up. Come on.' 1117 01:12:21,553 --> 01:12:22,918 [GASPS] 1118 01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:24,020 [INTENSE MUSIC] 1119 01:12:24,022 --> 01:12:26,959 [SCREAMING] 1120 01:12:33,063 --> 01:12:35,730 What, uh, what is that in his eyes? 1121 01:12:35,732 --> 01:12:37,900 Bing-Bingo's drumsticks. 1122 01:12:37,902 --> 01:12:39,601 It's Doug. The other page. 1123 01:12:39,603 --> 01:12:41,807 They sent him out with the rest of the audience. 1124 01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,776 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1125 01:12:47,778 --> 01:12:50,648 - Oh, Jesus. - It's only the adults. 1126 01:12:54,686 --> 01:12:57,052 Where are the children? 1127 01:12:57,054 --> 01:12:59,991 [CHILDREN SCREAMING] 1128 01:13:00,791 --> 01:13:02,059 Let's go. 1129 01:13:06,363 --> 01:13:09,300 [CHILDREN CRYING] 1130 01:13:28,251 --> 01:13:31,119 Ta-da! 1131 01:13:31,121 --> 01:13:32,954 [BANGING ON DOOR] 1132 01:13:32,956 --> 01:13:34,690 [CHILDREN CRYING] 1133 01:13:34,692 --> 01:13:36,962 Well, who could that be? 1134 01:13:46,137 --> 01:13:48,072 [CHILDREN SCREAMING] 1135 01:13:49,874 --> 01:13:52,644 Look who I found. It's Stevie. 1136 01:13:53,777 --> 01:13:54,810 What the hell is this? 1137 01:13:54,812 --> 01:13:56,712 Isn't it wonderful, Stevie? 1138 01:13:56,714 --> 01:13:58,814 All of our friends are here. 1139 01:13:58,816 --> 01:14:00,382 Now the show can go on 1140 01:14:00,384 --> 01:14:04,188 'forever and ever and ever!' 1141 01:14:05,689 --> 01:14:07,789 They're never gonna let them go. 1142 01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:10,092 They'll die in here. 1143 01:14:10,094 --> 01:14:11,761 We have to save those kids. 1144 01:14:11,763 --> 01:14:14,700 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1145 01:14:25,876 --> 01:14:29,214 Hey, Stevie. Mail's here! 1146 01:14:31,715 --> 01:14:33,651 [CHILDREN SCREAMING] 1147 01:14:43,061 --> 01:14:44,793 Shh. 1148 01:14:44,795 --> 01:14:47,732 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1149 01:14:51,902 --> 01:14:54,005 [SOBBING] 1150 01:14:55,238 --> 01:14:56,971 Silly Stevie. 1151 01:14:56,973 --> 01:15:00,943 Smoking's bad for your health. 1152 01:15:00,945 --> 01:15:04,148 - I can't see Harley or Zoe. - Maybe they got away. 1153 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:12,721 Oh, boy, it's time for.. 1154 01:15:12,723 --> 01:15:15,427 - The wheel of endings. - The wheel of endings. 1155 01:15:21,331 --> 01:15:24,268 [SCREAMING] 1156 01:15:33,277 --> 01:15:35,714 I'm the vice president of Programming. 1157 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:39,448 You can't do this to me. 1158 01:15:39,450 --> 01:15:41,449 We have to hurry. 1159 01:15:41,451 --> 01:15:43,852 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1160 01:15:43,854 --> 01:15:46,254 [GRUNTING] 1161 01:15:46,256 --> 01:15:48,923 I wonder how the show is gonna end. 1162 01:15:48,925 --> 01:15:49,958 [GRUNTS] 1163 01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:52,897 [INTENSE MUSIC] 1164 01:15:54,965 --> 01:15:56,168 Guys. 1165 01:15:58,068 --> 01:15:59,470 HARLEY: Take it slow. 1166 01:16:11,281 --> 01:16:13,516 Oh, my God. 1167 01:16:13,518 --> 01:16:16,185 Great job, Snorky. 1168 01:16:16,187 --> 01:16:18,457 Put them with our other friends. 1169 01:16:25,897 --> 01:16:28,830 You can't do this. You're the Banana Splits. 1170 01:16:28,832 --> 01:16:31,103 The show must go on. 1171 01:16:37,942 --> 01:16:40,212 Snorky, please don't do this. 1172 01:16:49,821 --> 01:16:52,758 [SCREAMING] 1173 01:17:07,437 --> 01:17:10,940 Banana split! 1174 01:17:10,942 --> 01:17:13,278 ANDY: What, what's a banana split? 1175 01:17:14,978 --> 01:17:17,312 What's a banana split? 1176 01:17:17,314 --> 01:17:18,980 - What's a banana split? - I don't know. 1177 01:17:18,982 --> 01:17:21,283 It always lands on rock out. 1178 01:17:21,285 --> 01:17:24,222 [SCREAMING] 1179 01:17:26,122 --> 01:17:27,422 Mom. 1180 01:17:27,424 --> 01:17:28,891 Everybody, close your eyes. 1181 01:17:28,893 --> 01:17:30,292 'Close your eyes! Don't watch this.' 1182 01:17:30,294 --> 01:17:32,394 [GROANING] 1183 01:17:32,396 --> 01:17:35,332 [SCREAMING] 1184 01:17:37,335 --> 01:17:40,272 [INTENSE MUSIC] 1185 01:17:42,272 --> 01:17:45,209 [SCREAMING] 1186 01:18:13,437 --> 01:18:14,906 Come on, guys. 1187 01:18:18,142 --> 01:18:20,008 Austin, Paige, take the kids out. 1188 01:18:20,010 --> 01:18:21,243 Go. 1189 01:18:21,245 --> 01:18:24,178 [CLAMORING] 1190 01:18:24,180 --> 01:18:25,280 I'm not gonna leave you behind. 1191 01:18:25,282 --> 01:18:27,917 Grab Harley and Zoey and go. 1192 01:18:27,919 --> 01:18:29,618 Go! 1193 01:18:29,620 --> 01:18:31,352 AUSTIN: Come on. 1194 01:18:31,354 --> 01:18:34,291 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1195 01:18:35,927 --> 01:18:38,863 [SCREAMING] 1196 01:18:40,997 --> 01:18:42,931 Come on, you fuzzy son of bitch. 1197 01:18:42,933 --> 01:18:44,969 [CLAMORING] 1198 01:18:46,370 --> 01:18:47,505 [GRUNTS] 1199 01:18:49,272 --> 01:18:52,209 [GRUNTING] 1200 01:18:54,144 --> 01:18:55,209 [SCREAMS] 1201 01:18:55,211 --> 01:18:58,148 [GAGGING] 1202 01:19:00,718 --> 01:19:03,655 [INTENSE MUSIC] 1203 01:19:17,201 --> 01:19:18,670 [GRUNTS] 1204 01:19:22,339 --> 01:19:25,209 FLEEGLE: Drooper, mail's here. 1205 01:19:27,244 --> 01:19:29,347 - No, no, no, no, no! - 'Hey!' 1206 01:19:30,281 --> 01:19:32,617 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 1207 01:19:34,151 --> 01:19:36,150 - Mom. - I told you to leave. 1208 01:19:36,152 --> 01:19:38,252 I'm not leaving you. 1209 01:19:38,254 --> 01:19:39,587 BETH: No! 1210 01:19:39,589 --> 01:19:41,323 [SCREAMS] 1211 01:19:41,325 --> 01:19:44,262 [INTENSE MUSIC] 1212 01:19:48,064 --> 01:19:51,001 [GAGGING] 1213 01:20:01,679 --> 01:20:03,348 HARLEY: Mom! 1214 01:20:10,388 --> 01:20:12,557 Banana-cadabra, bitch! 1215 01:20:17,260 --> 01:20:19,196 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1216 01:20:20,196 --> 01:20:21,632 [GROANS] 1217 01:20:30,540 --> 01:20:31,739 [SIGHS] 1218 01:20:31,741 --> 01:20:34,543 This show is really not what I expected. 1219 01:20:34,545 --> 01:20:37,311 [LAUGHS] 1220 01:20:37,313 --> 01:20:38,749 Come on, let's go. 1221 01:20:45,555 --> 01:20:50,628 ♪ Tra la la la.. ♪♪ 1222 01:20:52,263 --> 01:20:53,531 [SHUTS DOWN] 1223 01:21:06,277 --> 01:21:08,177 Zoe! 1224 01:21:08,179 --> 01:21:10,482 - Hey, it's Harley. - Oh, they're okay. 1225 01:21:20,290 --> 01:21:22,226 [INTENSE MUSIC] 1226 01:21:24,128 --> 01:21:26,528 Time's almost up. 1227 01:21:26,530 --> 01:21:28,430 [GRUNTS] 1228 01:21:28,432 --> 01:21:31,369 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1229 01:21:33,704 --> 01:21:36,640 [GRUNTING] 1230 01:22:18,749 --> 01:22:19,847 HARLEY: 'Snorky!' 1231 01:22:19,849 --> 01:22:21,785 [BINGO LAUGHS] 1232 01:22:24,921 --> 01:22:27,858 [BINGO LAUGHS] 1233 01:22:29,492 --> 01:22:32,429 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 1234 01:22:35,866 --> 01:22:37,431 Snorky! 1235 01:22:37,433 --> 01:22:38,869 Harley, no! 1236 01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:44,373 Snorky. 1237 01:22:44,375 --> 01:22:45,440 [SNORKY HONKS] 1238 01:22:45,442 --> 01:22:47,543 You will always be my favorite. 1239 01:22:47,545 --> 01:22:49,481 [SNORKY HONKS] 1240 01:23:01,925 --> 01:23:04,862 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1241 01:23:13,437 --> 01:23:14,836 - Mom? - Yeah. 1242 01:23:14,838 --> 01:23:16,637 Can I go to acting class? 1243 01:23:16,639 --> 01:23:18,610 Anything you want, my darling. 1244 01:23:22,513 --> 01:23:25,314 - Here you go, honey. - Thank you. 1245 01:23:25,316 --> 01:23:26,448 I'll be right back, okay, guys? 1246 01:23:26,450 --> 01:23:27,284 Okay. 1247 01:23:29,353 --> 01:23:31,919 You know, you're not as weird as I thought. 1248 01:23:31,921 --> 01:23:34,489 This show is weird. I'm awesome. 1249 01:23:34,491 --> 01:23:36,194 Yeah. You are. 1250 01:23:39,530 --> 01:23:43,832 So, um, I was kind of wondering after everything that happened 1251 01:23:43,834 --> 01:23:47,938 maybe, um, you could, um, give me your number? 1252 01:23:52,809 --> 01:23:54,379 [GIGGLING] 1253 01:23:56,647 --> 01:23:58,346 MITCH: 'Beth.' 1254 01:23:58,348 --> 01:24:00,548 Honey. 1255 01:24:00,550 --> 01:24:02,486 I got, I got hit by a car. 1256 01:24:04,455 --> 01:24:06,421 It was awful. 1257 01:24:06,423 --> 01:24:08,390 But it made me realize something. 1258 01:24:08,392 --> 01:24:10,929 I don't wanna be with Kara. I want you. 1259 01:24:12,996 --> 01:24:14,698 I love you, Beth. 1260 01:24:20,571 --> 01:24:22,307 I want a divorce. 1261 01:24:24,275 --> 01:24:25,375 [CAR LOCK BEEPS] 1262 01:24:29,379 --> 01:24:32,316 [SIREN BLARING] 1263 01:24:35,451 --> 01:24:37,754 [MITCH GROANING] 1264 01:24:39,522 --> 01:24:41,623 Hey! Hey! 1265 01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:43,261 I'm injured! 1266 01:24:44,695 --> 01:24:46,060 Whoo! Hey! 1267 01:24:46,062 --> 01:24:49,030 [SOBBING] I'm injured! 1268 01:24:49,032 --> 01:24:51,969 [PANTING] 1269 01:24:54,504 --> 01:24:57,342 Oh, I don't believe this! 1270 01:25:02,045 --> 01:25:04,982 [INTENSE MUSIC] 1271 01:25:16,759 --> 01:25:19,927 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 1272 01:25:19,929 --> 01:25:23,367 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪♪ 1273 01:25:24,934 --> 01:25:27,735 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 1274 01:25:27,737 --> 01:25:30,538 [LAUGHING] 1275 01:25:30,540 --> 01:25:33,475 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪ 1276 01:25:33,477 --> 01:25:35,776 ♪ Tra la la la-la la la ♪♪ 1277 01:25:35,778 --> 01:25:37,014 [BEEP] 1278 01:25:39,415 --> 01:25:41,917 [FLEEGLE LAUGHS] 1279 01:25:41,919 --> 01:25:44,785 ♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪ 1280 01:25:44,787 --> 01:25:47,622 ♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪ 1281 01:25:47,624 --> 01:25:50,458 ♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪ 1282 01:25:50,460 --> 01:25:52,927 ♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪ 1283 01:25:52,929 --> 01:25:55,830 ♪ One banana two banana three banana four ♪ 1284 01:25:55,832 --> 01:25:58,766 ♪ Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more ♪ 1285 01:25:58,768 --> 01:26:01,435 ♪ Over hill and highway the Banana Buggies go ♪ 1286 01:26:01,437 --> 01:26:04,605 ♪ Come along to bring you "The Banana Splits" show ♪ 1287 01:26:04,607 --> 01:26:07,476 ♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪ 1288 01:26:07,478 --> 01:26:09,977 ♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪ 1289 01:26:09,979 --> 01:26:12,814 ♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪ 1290 01:26:12,816 --> 01:26:15,383 ♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪ 1291 01:26:15,385 --> 01:26:18,119 ♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪ 1292 01:26:18,121 --> 01:26:20,922 ♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪ 1293 01:26:20,924 --> 01:26:23,725 ♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪ 1294 01:26:23,727 --> 01:26:26,627 ♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪ 1295 01:26:26,629 --> 01:26:29,163 ♪ Four banana three banana two banana one ♪ 1296 01:26:29,165 --> 01:26:32,100 ♪ All the bananas playing in the bright yellow sun ♪ 1297 01:26:32,102 --> 01:26:34,935 ♪ Flipping like a pancake popping like a cork ♪ 1298 01:26:34,937 --> 01:26:37,806 ♪ Fleegle Bingo Drooper and Snork ♪ 1299 01:26:37,808 --> 01:26:40,775 ♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪ 1300 01:26:40,777 --> 01:26:43,611 ♪ Making up a mess of fun ♪ 1301 01:26:43,613 --> 01:26:46,181 ♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪ 1302 01:26:46,183 --> 01:26:48,883 ♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪ 1303 01:26:48,885 --> 01:26:51,586 ♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪ 1304 01:26:51,588 --> 01:26:54,455 ♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪ 1305 01:26:54,457 --> 01:26:57,159 ♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪ 1306 01:26:57,161 --> 01:27:01,128 ♪ Tra la la tra-la la la ♪♪ 1307 01:27:01,130 --> 01:27:03,097 MALE NARRATOR: We've killed so many people. 1308 01:27:03,099 --> 01:27:06,036 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1309 01:27:13,076 --> 01:27:16,013 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] 87597

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