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Stay! 2 00:02:33,606 --> 00:02:35,357 - Stay! - I got it! 3 00:03:33,416 --> 00:03:35,083 Good morning, gentlemen, 4 00:03:35,168 --> 00:03:38,086 and welcome to another season of Indians baseball. 5 00:03:41,507 --> 00:03:45,510 I know it may not seem the same without Donald here, 6 00:03:46,346 --> 00:03:48,221 but I promise you, by the end of this season, 7 00:03:48,306 --> 00:03:50,641 we will have made history. 8 00:03:50,975 --> 00:03:55,187 Unfortunately, there are some in the press who feel that 9 00:03:55,563 --> 00:03:58,690 "the ex-showgirl wife of Donald Phelps 10 00:03:58,775 --> 00:04:02,903 "has no business being the owner of a major league baseball team." 11 00:04:03,863 --> 00:04:06,365 Spring training begins in two weeks. 12 00:04:06,866 --> 00:04:10,369 Here's a list of the players we'll be inviting to camp. 13 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:16,541 I never heard of half of these guys, 14 00:04:16,626 --> 00:04:19,044 and the ones I do know are way past their prime. 15 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:20,963 Most of these guys never had a prime. 16 00:04:21,047 --> 00:04:24,591 The facts are, we lost our two best players to free agency. 17 00:04:24,759 --> 00:04:26,551 We haven't won a pennant in over 35 years. 18 00:04:26,636 --> 00:04:30,055 We haven't placed higher than fourth in the last 15. 19 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:32,516 Obviously, it's time for some changes. 20 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:36,561 - This guy here is dead. - Cross him off, then. 21 00:04:36,646 --> 00:04:39,189 Spring training starts on the 1 st. 22 00:04:39,273 --> 00:04:42,234 How do you think the Indians will do this year? 23 00:04:42,318 --> 00:04:44,319 It doesn't look too good. 24 00:04:44,737 --> 00:04:47,406 These guys don't look too fucking good. 25 00:04:53,329 --> 00:04:56,164 Oh, hi, Charlie. Come in, have a seat. 26 00:04:56,249 --> 00:04:57,833 I'm glad you called me in. 27 00:04:57,917 --> 00:05:00,919 I'm still unclear about a couple of things. 28 00:05:01,004 --> 00:05:02,337 Oh, really? Like what? 29 00:05:02,422 --> 00:05:05,549 Well, if I'm the GM, who's gonna be the manager? 30 00:05:05,633 --> 00:05:08,802 I was thinking of Lou Brown. 31 00:05:09,429 --> 00:05:10,762 Who's Lou Brown? 32 00:05:10,847 --> 00:05:13,140 He's managed the Toledo Mud Hens of the International League 33 00:05:13,224 --> 00:05:15,017 for the last 30 years. 34 00:05:15,101 --> 00:05:18,020 I think he'll fit right in with our team concept. 35 00:05:18,104 --> 00:05:20,689 What exactly is our team concept? 36 00:05:20,773 --> 00:05:23,066 That's what I wanted to talk to you about, Charlie. 37 00:05:23,151 --> 00:05:27,070 I want to put together a team that'll help us relocate to Miami. 38 00:05:27,155 --> 00:05:28,447 What do you mean? 39 00:05:28,531 --> 00:05:30,323 Some of these guys are furniture movers? 40 00:05:30,408 --> 00:05:32,993 I'm serious about this, Charlie. 41 00:05:33,077 --> 00:05:36,747 It's no secret I've never liked Cleveland much. 42 00:05:36,831 --> 00:05:40,375 The stadium's falling apart, we don't draw dick, the weather's lousy. 43 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:41,501 Another couple years of this, 44 00:05:41,586 --> 00:05:45,005 and I'm gonna have to start feeding Cha-Cha real dog food. 45 00:05:45,089 --> 00:05:48,717 Mrs. Phelps, you just can't up and move a team on a whim. 46 00:05:48,801 --> 00:05:50,552 It's hardly a whim. 47 00:05:51,721 --> 00:05:54,514 Miami's offered to build us a new stadium: 48 00:05:54,724 --> 00:05:56,725 62,000 capacity, 49 00:05:56,809 --> 00:05:58,810 45 VIP boxes, 50 00:05:59,187 --> 00:06:01,104 and for me, a mansion in Boca Raton, 51 00:06:01,189 --> 00:06:05,108 plus free membership in the Palm Beach Polo and Country Club. 52 00:06:05,818 --> 00:06:08,779 Now, no other franchise in baseball can match that deal. 53 00:06:08,863 --> 00:06:10,405 The league will never let us leave Cleveland. 54 00:06:10,490 --> 00:06:12,157 We got a lease with the city. 55 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:13,909 The lease says we have the right to move 56 00:06:13,993 --> 00:06:16,286 if the attendance falls below 800,000 for the year. 57 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:18,288 Paragraph 40, line 17. 58 00:06:18,372 --> 00:06:21,583 If we play bad enough, we should be able to come in under that. 59 00:06:21,667 --> 00:06:23,960 What are you saying? You want us to lose? 60 00:06:24,045 --> 00:06:26,338 No. We've been losing. 61 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:30,842 What I want is for us to finish dead last. 62 00:06:54,158 --> 00:06:55,742 - Yeah? - Hello, Jake? 63 00:06:55,827 --> 00:06:59,663 This is Charlie Donovan, the new GM of the Cleveland Indians. 64 00:06:59,914 --> 00:07:01,039 Yeah. 65 00:07:01,249 --> 00:07:02,916 We'd love for you to come to spring training 66 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,459 for a shot at this year's club. 67 00:07:04,544 --> 00:07:07,087 - Is that you, Talbert? - What? 68 00:07:07,171 --> 00:07:09,881 This isn't very funny, you know. I'm hung over, 69 00:07:09,966 --> 00:07:12,175 my knees are killing me, and if you're gonna pull this shit, 70 00:07:12,260 --> 00:07:15,720 at least you could have said you were from the Yankees. 71 00:07:17,557 --> 00:07:18,557 Tire World. 72 00:07:18,641 --> 00:07:21,893 Hello, Lou? This is Charlie Donovan of the Cleveland lndians. 73 00:07:21,978 --> 00:07:24,771 How would you like to manage the Indians this year? 74 00:07:24,856 --> 00:07:26,565 I don't know. 75 00:07:27,150 --> 00:07:28,650 What do you mean, you don't know? 76 00:07:28,734 --> 00:07:30,861 This is a chance to manage in the big leagues. 77 00:07:30,945 --> 00:07:32,529 Let me think it over, will you, Charlie? 78 00:07:32,613 --> 00:07:35,323 I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls. 79 00:07:35,408 --> 00:07:37,075 I'll talk to you later. 80 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,911 Rick, we heard about your pitching out of Portland last year. 81 00:07:40,037 --> 00:07:41,955 I'm not really with them anymore. 82 00:07:42,039 --> 00:07:43,748 Well, we'd still like to take a look at you 83 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:46,459 at our spring camp in Arizona, March the 1 st. 84 00:07:46,544 --> 00:07:49,254 Well, I'm not sure I can make it by then. 85 00:08:20,703 --> 00:08:22,454 There's Jake Taylor. 86 00:08:23,122 --> 00:08:24,706 He was an all-star at Boston, wasn't he? 87 00:08:24,790 --> 00:08:27,000 Yeah, wound up in the Mexican League. 88 00:08:27,084 --> 00:08:29,085 Had some problems with his knees. 89 00:08:29,170 --> 00:08:32,255 - Wish we had him two years ago. - We did. 90 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:34,216 Four years ago, then. 91 00:08:40,806 --> 00:08:42,432 Who is that? 92 00:08:42,516 --> 00:08:44,476 Must be Cerrano. 93 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,354 Defected from Cuba. Wanted religious freedom. 94 00:08:47,438 --> 00:08:49,314 What's his religion? 95 00:08:50,983 --> 00:08:52,317 Voodoo. 96 00:09:02,995 --> 00:09:05,330 I thought you didn't have any high-priced talent. 97 00:09:05,498 --> 00:09:07,666 Forgot about Dorn, 'cause he's only high-priced. 98 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:09,834 Picked him up as a free agent three years ago. 99 00:09:09,919 --> 00:09:11,795 Still hits the ball pretty well, doesn't he? 100 00:09:11,879 --> 00:09:14,089 Yeah. He just can't field it. 101 00:09:16,717 --> 00:09:18,635 We'll shape him up. 102 00:09:18,719 --> 00:09:20,303 Hey. 103 00:09:24,225 --> 00:09:26,351 I don't recognize this guy. 104 00:09:28,729 --> 00:09:32,148 Say, hey. Willie Mays Hayes here. 105 00:09:32,233 --> 00:09:34,651 Play like Mays, but I run like Hayes. 106 00:09:34,735 --> 00:09:38,280 How you doing? 107 00:09:39,490 --> 00:09:42,367 - My man. - Lou Brown. Nice to meet you, Hayes. 108 00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:45,203 The parking lot is right out there. 109 00:09:47,540 --> 00:09:48,748 Thanks. 110 00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:52,252 Oh, and don't you guys go anywhere. 111 00:09:52,378 --> 00:09:55,213 I plan to put on a hitting display. 112 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,926 I don't remember a Hayes on the list. 113 00:10:17,236 --> 00:10:19,696 Look at this fucking guy. 114 00:10:24,577 --> 00:10:27,871 My kinda team, Charlie. It's my kinda team. 115 00:10:31,751 --> 00:10:32,876 Mr. Dorn. 116 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,961 Harris! How you doing? 117 00:10:35,046 --> 00:10:37,005 Hey, that weave is looking good, huh? 118 00:10:37,089 --> 00:10:39,674 It's better than that rug of yours. 119 00:10:39,759 --> 00:10:41,509 Whoa! Another freak show candidate. 120 00:10:41,594 --> 00:10:44,304 How do you cut your hair, rook? Vegematic? 121 00:10:44,597 --> 00:10:48,975 The earring's cute, too. Have you got the matching bracelet, veg-head? 122 00:10:50,436 --> 00:10:51,770 Whoa. 123 00:10:56,942 --> 00:10:59,986 - Watch yourself, Rog. - Mr. Tough Guy. 124 00:11:06,577 --> 00:11:08,161 Hi. Jake Taylor. 125 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:15,377 So, you got a name, or are you gonna settle for "veg-head"? 126 00:11:15,461 --> 00:11:18,129 - Vaughn. Rick Vaughn. - Hi, Rick. 127 00:11:18,214 --> 00:11:19,589 Hey, forget about Dorn. 128 00:11:19,673 --> 00:11:21,174 He's always a little tough on the rookies. 129 00:11:21,258 --> 00:11:22,884 You get a lot worse from other clubs. 130 00:11:22,968 --> 00:11:26,179 Say, hey! How you doing? Willie Mays Hayes here. 131 00:11:26,305 --> 00:11:27,972 Jake Taylor here. 132 00:11:28,057 --> 00:11:30,225 Rick Vaughn. 133 00:11:30,309 --> 00:11:31,976 What the hell league you been playing in? 134 00:11:32,061 --> 00:11:33,728 California Penal. 135 00:11:33,813 --> 00:11:36,439 Never heard of it. Well, how'd you end up playing there? 136 00:11:36,524 --> 00:11:37,941 Stole a car. 137 00:11:42,655 --> 00:11:45,323 Hey, big guy. You a golfer? 138 00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:48,493 Hats for bats. 139 00:11:49,995 --> 00:11:52,163 Yeah. What's your handicap? 140 00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:54,833 Keep bats warm. 141 00:11:57,336 --> 00:11:58,545 Gracias. 142 00:12:00,339 --> 00:12:02,757 Whoa, amigo, I... 143 00:12:02,842 --> 00:12:04,509 You can't... 144 00:12:07,012 --> 00:12:08,513 You're welcome. 145 00:12:26,907 --> 00:12:28,741 This is the guy that wasn't invited to the camp. 146 00:12:28,826 --> 00:12:30,702 Let's take his ass out. 147 00:12:57,771 --> 00:12:59,898 Shit! I've been cut already? 148 00:13:07,239 --> 00:13:09,157 Who the hell is that? 149 00:13:28,636 --> 00:13:30,053 Get him a uniform. 150 00:13:30,137 --> 00:13:32,263 All right. Did you get enough hay for him? 151 00:13:32,348 --> 00:13:35,642 You sure? Take good care of it, all right? All right. 152 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,021 Hey, Jake. How's the knees holding up? 153 00:13:40,105 --> 00:13:41,523 Great. Never been better. 154 00:13:41,607 --> 00:13:44,359 Mobility's good? No problem getting off the throw to second? 155 00:13:44,443 --> 00:13:45,568 No problemo. 156 00:13:45,653 --> 00:13:46,945 I need a catcher, Jake, 157 00:13:47,029 --> 00:13:49,197 somebody who can lead this team on the field. 158 00:13:49,281 --> 00:13:52,784 So, I want the absolute truth here. Are you 100%? 159 00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:54,827 Yeah. Would I bullshit you about something like that? 160 00:13:54,912 --> 00:13:57,622 You better, if you wanna make this team. 161 00:14:00,459 --> 00:14:01,876 Second base! 162 00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:05,755 Shit. 163 00:14:29,029 --> 00:14:30,780 Hold it. Hold it. 164 00:14:33,325 --> 00:14:36,953 Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like shit. 165 00:14:37,037 --> 00:14:39,581 With your speed, you should hit the ball on the ground 166 00:14:39,665 --> 00:14:40,790 and be legging them out. 167 00:14:40,874 --> 00:14:43,585 Every time I see you hit one in the air, 168 00:14:43,669 --> 00:14:45,503 you owe me 20 pushups. 169 00:14:46,505 --> 00:14:48,756 Hey, no problem. 170 00:15:00,185 --> 00:15:01,311 Shit. 171 00:15:05,357 --> 00:15:08,109 All right, Vaughn, they tell us you're a pitcher. 172 00:15:08,193 --> 00:15:10,445 You're sure not much of a dresser. 173 00:15:10,529 --> 00:15:13,489 We wear caps and sleeves at this level, son. 174 00:15:13,991 --> 00:15:15,450 Understood? 175 00:15:16,702 --> 00:15:19,370 All right, let's see what you can do. 176 00:15:29,882 --> 00:15:32,216 - Nice velocity. - Sounded like it. 177 00:15:32,301 --> 00:15:33,551 Jesus. 178 00:15:34,762 --> 00:15:36,137 How much? 179 00:15:37,056 --> 00:15:38,598 96. 180 00:15:39,558 --> 00:15:43,394 Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody. 181 00:15:45,564 --> 00:15:48,232 Come on, Dorn. Get in front of the damn ball. 182 00:15:48,317 --> 00:15:50,693 Don't give me this olé bullshit. 183 00:15:50,778 --> 00:15:52,320 Look, I took one of those in the eye last year. 184 00:15:52,404 --> 00:15:53,655 I'm not about to lose my sight. 185 00:15:53,739 --> 00:15:56,491 I'm deeply moved. Every time you play one off your hips, 186 00:15:56,575 --> 00:15:58,409 you owe me 40 sit-ups. 187 00:15:58,494 --> 00:15:59,744 What? 188 00:16:22,935 --> 00:16:24,727 Jesus. This guy hits a ton. 189 00:16:24,812 --> 00:16:27,188 How come nobody else picked up on him? 190 00:16:27,272 --> 00:16:30,775 Okay, Eddie, that's enough fastballs. Throw him some breaking balls. 191 00:16:40,285 --> 00:16:42,787 Lou, I want a word with you here. 192 00:16:44,164 --> 00:16:45,289 Sure. 193 00:16:49,086 --> 00:16:50,670 About those sit-ups you want me to do, 194 00:16:50,754 --> 00:16:53,381 I got it right here in my contract. Says I don't have to do any calisthenics 195 00:16:53,465 --> 00:16:57,135 I don't feel are necessary. So, what do you think about that? 196 00:17:11,275 --> 00:17:14,527 Two hundred pushups. How am I supposed to hit if I can't lift my arms? 197 00:17:14,611 --> 00:17:15,903 Shit. 198 00:17:15,988 --> 00:17:17,029 The way I played today, 199 00:17:17,114 --> 00:17:19,240 I wouldn't be surprised if they red-tagged me already. 200 00:17:19,324 --> 00:17:20,575 What do you mean? 201 00:17:20,659 --> 00:17:23,244 You get a red tag on your locker, it means the manager wants to see you 202 00:17:23,328 --> 00:17:26,581 because you just died and went down to the minors. 203 00:17:33,005 --> 00:17:34,839 Hey, don't worry, kid. 204 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:37,759 They ain't gonna cut anybody the first day. 205 00:17:48,353 --> 00:17:50,563 What's that shit on your chest? 206 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,774 Crisco. 207 00:17:53,984 --> 00:17:55,193 Bardahl. 208 00:17:56,403 --> 00:17:57,403 Vagisil. 209 00:17:57,488 --> 00:17:58,654 Any one of 'em will give you 210 00:17:58,739 --> 00:18:01,115 another 2 to 3 inches drop on your curve ball. 211 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,117 'Course, if the umps are watching me close, 212 00:18:03,202 --> 00:18:06,120 I just rub a little jalapeño inside my nose, get it running. 213 00:18:06,205 --> 00:18:08,164 Then if I need to load the ball up a little, 214 00:18:08,248 --> 00:18:10,166 I just wipe my nose. 215 00:18:11,418 --> 00:18:13,419 You put snot on the ball? 216 00:18:14,213 --> 00:18:18,466 I haven't got an arm like yours. I gotta put anything on it I can find. 217 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,052 Someday you will, too. 218 00:18:44,201 --> 00:18:46,118 Qué pasa there, Pedro? 219 00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:50,081 Bats, they are sick. 220 00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:52,500 I can no hit curve ball. 221 00:18:52,584 --> 00:18:55,002 Straight ball, I hit it very much. 222 00:18:55,504 --> 00:18:58,172 Curve ball, bats are afraid. 223 00:19:00,759 --> 00:19:04,428 I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. 224 00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:08,391 I offer him cigar and rum. 225 00:19:10,185 --> 00:19:11,686 He will come. 226 00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:13,354 Hey, you know, you might think about 227 00:19:13,438 --> 00:19:15,147 taking Jesus Christ as your savior, 228 00:19:15,232 --> 00:19:17,650 instead of fooling around with all this stuff. 229 00:19:17,734 --> 00:19:19,902 Shit, Harris. 230 00:19:21,905 --> 00:19:25,324 Jesus. I like him very much, 231 00:19:26,159 --> 00:19:28,619 but he no help with curve ball. 232 00:19:28,704 --> 00:19:31,622 You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball? 233 00:19:31,707 --> 00:19:34,625 Okay, Harris. Let's not start a holy war here. 234 00:19:37,421 --> 00:19:40,548 I wouldn't leave that rum sitting around out here with this group. 235 00:19:43,302 --> 00:19:46,804 Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. 236 00:19:52,352 --> 00:19:53,769 Is very bad. 237 00:20:00,694 --> 00:20:02,320 Sí, sí, Pedro. 238 00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:34,268 Attaboy, Dorn. Way to get in front of that ball. 239 00:20:34,353 --> 00:20:36,187 That's the ticket. 240 00:21:02,714 --> 00:21:04,173 Gracias. 241 00:21:05,592 --> 00:21:06,842 Okay. 242 00:21:21,066 --> 00:21:22,441 Third base. 243 00:21:29,783 --> 00:21:31,200 - Shit. - Jesus! 244 00:21:33,286 --> 00:21:34,745 He's safe! 245 00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:40,543 Damn! 246 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:46,841 Jeez! 247 00:21:48,593 --> 00:21:50,428 He's going. 248 00:21:53,557 --> 00:21:55,975 - Come on. - Out! 249 00:22:00,397 --> 00:22:03,733 - Final cut-down day, right? - Afraid so. 250 00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:06,193 I don't wanna go in there. 251 00:22:06,278 --> 00:22:08,070 Yeah. Look, whatever happens, 252 00:22:08,155 --> 00:22:11,198 you just keep it to yourselves until you get out of the clubhouse. 253 00:22:11,283 --> 00:22:14,827 You don't wanna celebrate in front of guys who just died. 254 00:22:15,162 --> 00:22:18,456 Yeah, but what if we're one of the deceased, huh? 255 00:22:24,755 --> 00:22:27,631 Come on, Jake, it's only your life. 256 00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:49,547 Yes, yes, yes. 257 00:24:14,948 --> 00:24:18,033 I got news for you, Mr. Brown. You haven't heard the last of me. 258 00:24:18,118 --> 00:24:19,535 You may think I'm shit now, 259 00:24:19,619 --> 00:24:22,288 but someday, you're gonna be sorry that you cut me. 260 00:24:22,372 --> 00:24:23,581 I'm gonna catch on somewhere else, 261 00:24:23,665 --> 00:24:25,833 and every time that I pitch against you, 262 00:24:25,917 --> 00:24:28,794 I'm gonna stick it up your fucking ass! 263 00:24:31,131 --> 00:24:34,175 Good. I like that kind of spirit in a player. 264 00:24:34,634 --> 00:24:37,344 The only problem is I didn't cut you. 265 00:24:37,429 --> 00:24:38,429 What? 266 00:24:38,513 --> 00:24:41,599 I think someone's been having some fun with you. 267 00:24:48,023 --> 00:24:49,064 Jesus. 268 00:24:52,861 --> 00:24:54,445 Hey, hey, hey! 269 00:24:56,948 --> 00:24:58,073 Vaughn! 270 00:24:59,659 --> 00:25:01,452 Come on, guys! Cool it! 271 00:25:01,536 --> 00:25:03,037 - Don't fuck with me, Vaughn! - Yeah? 272 00:25:03,121 --> 00:25:04,121 Fuck you! 273 00:25:04,206 --> 00:25:06,540 What's the matter, rookie fuckwad, can't you take a little joke? 274 00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:09,168 Oh, yeah. Real fucking funny, asshole! 275 00:25:09,252 --> 00:25:12,046 All right. All right! Knock that shit off! 276 00:25:13,131 --> 00:25:15,382 Lou, you better make it real clear to this little lady, 277 00:25:15,467 --> 00:25:17,635 I'm not about to take his shit. 278 00:25:17,761 --> 00:25:19,470 Shut up, Dorn. 279 00:25:19,554 --> 00:25:22,139 Save all that energy for the field. 280 00:25:22,224 --> 00:25:25,226 Got a long way to go before the season's over. 281 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,774 Hey, forget about Dorn. We got other things to do. 282 00:25:31,983 --> 00:25:33,359 Like what? 283 00:25:34,611 --> 00:25:36,946 Like packing for Cleveland. 284 00:25:38,823 --> 00:25:40,115 Come on. 285 00:25:55,632 --> 00:25:58,050 Ricky Vaughn? Willie Hayes? 286 00:25:58,927 --> 00:26:01,053 I never heard of most of 'em. 287 00:26:02,180 --> 00:26:03,472 Mitchell Friedman? 288 00:26:04,683 --> 00:26:06,433 Who are these fucking guys? 289 00:26:25,745 --> 00:26:27,955 Two down. Bottom of the ninth. 290 00:26:28,498 --> 00:26:30,124 Game is tied. 291 00:26:31,084 --> 00:26:32,960 Taylor calls his shot. 292 00:26:36,715 --> 00:26:38,507 There's the pitch. 293 00:27:05,618 --> 00:27:07,536 Yeah! 294 00:27:08,121 --> 00:27:11,665 Whoo! Oh, boy! Oh, you really got a hold of that one. 295 00:27:12,042 --> 00:27:14,251 Yeah. What was that, a slider? 296 00:27:15,670 --> 00:27:17,338 It was out of here. 297 00:27:31,227 --> 00:27:33,479 Are you gentlemen ready to order? 298 00:27:33,563 --> 00:27:36,398 Oh, we'll need a few minutes more, please. 299 00:27:43,782 --> 00:27:45,908 I look like a banker in this. 300 00:27:46,868 --> 00:27:49,578 Sorry, Rick, those are the house rules. 301 00:27:50,330 --> 00:27:52,414 So, what are we gonna have? 302 00:27:52,499 --> 00:27:54,291 What language is this? 303 00:27:54,459 --> 00:27:55,626 French. 304 00:27:56,127 --> 00:27:58,253 They got chilidogs over there? 305 00:27:58,338 --> 00:28:01,256 Forget it, I'll order. Let's have a toast. 306 00:28:04,719 --> 00:28:06,470 Here's to baseball, 307 00:28:06,805 --> 00:28:09,431 and to the start of two great careers. 308 00:28:10,392 --> 00:28:11,892 And for me, 309 00:28:12,310 --> 00:28:15,062 here's to one more good year in the sun. 310 00:28:36,668 --> 00:28:38,836 What is it, the chick? 311 00:28:39,212 --> 00:28:42,548 - That's my wife. - Does she know that? 312 00:28:42,882 --> 00:28:45,008 I mean, she would have been, if I hadn't messed it up. 313 00:28:45,093 --> 00:28:46,218 Who's that guy she's with? 314 00:28:46,302 --> 00:28:48,887 I don't know. He's not wearing a name tag. 315 00:28:48,972 --> 00:28:52,850 You want me to drag him out of here, kick the shit out of him? 316 00:28:57,856 --> 00:28:58,897 Excuse me. 317 00:28:58,982 --> 00:29:01,608 Miss Westland, there's a telephone call for you at the desk. 318 00:29:01,693 --> 00:29:03,485 Oh, okay, thank you. 319 00:29:04,070 --> 00:29:06,697 That's strange. I'll be right back. 320 00:29:12,328 --> 00:29:15,747 - Hello? - Hello, Lynn? lt's Jake. 321 00:29:17,125 --> 00:29:18,667 Jake. 322 00:29:19,377 --> 00:29:21,170 - Jake Taylor? - Uh-huh. 323 00:29:23,047 --> 00:29:24,590 How'd you know I was here? 324 00:29:24,674 --> 00:29:26,425 Oh, just a hunch. 325 00:29:27,051 --> 00:29:30,471 I took you there when you got your master's degree, remember? 326 00:29:30,555 --> 00:29:34,266 I figured you're wearing that bIack dress with the red sash. 327 00:29:35,351 --> 00:29:38,896 How'd you know that? I didn't even have this dress when... 328 00:29:45,987 --> 00:29:48,530 You're still a stunner. 329 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,449 Thanks. 330 00:29:53,411 --> 00:29:54,661 What are you doing here? 331 00:29:54,746 --> 00:29:57,039 Aren't you supposed to be in Mexico somewhere? 332 00:29:57,123 --> 00:29:59,958 Well, I'm playing with the Indians again. Back in the bigs. 333 00:30:00,043 --> 00:30:03,545 Well, that's great. That's great, Jake. I'm happy for you. 334 00:30:03,630 --> 00:30:07,216 Lynn, I don't think he's gonna buy the phone bit now. 335 00:30:12,305 --> 00:30:14,223 I... I gotta get back. 336 00:30:14,557 --> 00:30:15,933 Wait a minute. I need your number. 337 00:30:16,017 --> 00:30:18,185 I tried calling you at home, but you're not listed. 338 00:30:18,269 --> 00:30:20,354 My life is different from when you knew me, Jake. 339 00:30:20,438 --> 00:30:22,397 Meaning what, I don't know you anymore? 340 00:30:22,482 --> 00:30:23,815 Couldn't we talk about this some other time? 341 00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:25,776 - I really gotta get back. - Okay. Just give me the number. 342 00:30:25,860 --> 00:30:28,278 - I don't think that's a good idea. - Why? 'Cause of this guy you're with? 343 00:30:28,363 --> 00:30:30,781 - What is he, an accountant? - Attorney. 344 00:30:30,865 --> 00:30:34,159 - Oh, worse. - Please. He's watching us. 345 00:30:34,244 --> 00:30:37,287 I'm not leaving till you give me your number. 346 00:30:38,790 --> 00:30:42,793 All right. It's 555-1934. 347 00:30:43,253 --> 00:30:44,586 Thank you. 348 00:30:45,588 --> 00:30:46,672 Lynn. 349 00:30:48,383 --> 00:30:50,842 I'm back. I'm gonna be around. 350 00:31:34,345 --> 00:31:37,264 Relax, kid. We got 162 of these games to go. 351 00:31:43,688 --> 00:31:45,022 All right, everybody. 352 00:31:45,106 --> 00:31:48,692 We got 10 minutes to game time. Let's all gather round. 353 00:31:53,364 --> 00:31:56,491 I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses, 354 00:31:56,784 --> 00:32:01,038 but I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country 355 00:32:01,164 --> 00:32:03,540 has picked us to finish last. 356 00:32:05,209 --> 00:32:08,795 The local press seems to think we'd save everyone 357 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,173 a lot of time and trouble 358 00:32:11,257 --> 00:32:14,092 if we just went out and shot ourselves. 359 00:32:14,510 --> 00:32:17,429 Me? I'm for wasting sportswriters' time. 360 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,890 So, I'd like to hang around 361 00:32:20,016 --> 00:32:23,935 and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shit-burger to eat. 362 00:32:26,230 --> 00:32:28,231 Shit-burger? 363 00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:30,192 Hey, Lou. 364 00:32:32,028 --> 00:32:34,404 Aren't we gonna have a prayer? 365 00:32:34,530 --> 00:32:38,241 I mean, we're not all savages like Cerrano over there. 366 00:32:41,079 --> 00:32:42,829 You guys go ahead. 367 00:32:42,914 --> 00:32:44,915 Oh, well, okay. Let's... 368 00:32:46,292 --> 00:32:49,836 - Let's all bow our heads. - Excuse me. I'll be in my office. 369 00:32:52,507 --> 00:32:56,134 Dear Heavenly Father, we humbly pray that you will guide... 370 00:32:58,054 --> 00:33:00,222 Jesus Christ, Cerrano. 371 00:33:00,306 --> 00:33:02,099 Have to wake up bats. 372 00:33:02,642 --> 00:33:05,185 Okay. Shit, can we try this again? 373 00:33:07,605 --> 00:33:12,609 Dear God, we humbly pray that you will guide and protect us 374 00:33:12,694 --> 00:33:15,487 as we gird up our loins to take the field of battle. 375 00:33:15,571 --> 00:33:18,782 Lead us all into victory in the name of Jesus... 376 00:33:20,243 --> 00:33:21,535 Christ. 377 00:33:23,329 --> 00:33:25,580 - Way to go, Cerrano. - God damn it. 378 00:33:25,665 --> 00:33:27,791 - Jesus. - Let's go. Go. 379 00:33:33,798 --> 00:33:34,840 Hello again, everybody. 380 00:33:34,924 --> 00:33:37,968 Harry Doyle here, welcoming all you friends of the feather 381 00:33:38,261 --> 00:33:40,512 to another season of Indians baseball. 382 00:33:40,596 --> 00:33:43,598 A lot of new faces in Chief Wahoo's tribe this year 383 00:33:43,683 --> 00:33:45,934 as they take on the defending American League champs, 384 00:33:46,018 --> 00:33:47,310 the New York Yankees. 385 00:33:47,395 --> 00:33:49,938 And hopefully, we'll have some of the names that go with those faces 386 00:33:50,022 --> 00:33:51,523 before their first at-bat. 387 00:33:51,607 --> 00:33:55,986 Anyway, listen to the roar of the crowd as the Indians take the field. 388 00:34:04,078 --> 00:34:07,539 Yes, sir, they love this club here in Cleveland. 389 00:34:07,915 --> 00:34:10,709 Just a reminder, fans, about Die Hard Night 390 00:34:10,793 --> 00:34:12,002 coming up here at the stadium. 391 00:34:12,086 --> 00:34:14,838 Free admission to anyone who was actually alive 392 00:34:14,922 --> 00:34:17,841 the last time the Indians won a pennant. 393 00:34:20,428 --> 00:34:23,138 Here's to the thrill of defeat, Charlie. 394 00:34:24,515 --> 00:34:28,310 Keltner delivers. Here's a swing, and a high fly ball to center field. 395 00:34:28,519 --> 00:34:29,603 Hayes under it. 396 00:34:29,687 --> 00:34:32,773 Hey. Makes a basket catch, Willie Mays style. 397 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:34,566 And the side is retired. 398 00:34:35,735 --> 00:34:38,278 All right. Way to look out there. Great. 399 00:34:38,362 --> 00:34:41,698 Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fucking do it again. 400 00:34:42,033 --> 00:34:44,785 - All right. Let's go! Let's get it going! - Let's go. 401 00:34:44,994 --> 00:34:47,037 Bottom of the first, and Willie Mays Hayes 402 00:34:47,121 --> 00:34:49,039 to lead it off for the wigwammers. 403 00:34:49,123 --> 00:34:51,708 A lot of people say you can tell how the season's gonna go 404 00:34:51,793 --> 00:34:53,335 by the first hitter of the year. 405 00:34:53,419 --> 00:34:55,712 Brewster into the wind, and comes to the plate. 406 00:34:56,047 --> 00:34:57,172 Oops! 407 00:34:57,256 --> 00:34:59,007 Hey! Here's a hot shot toward the hole. 408 00:34:59,091 --> 00:35:02,928 Rudiya knocks it down, fires to first. Late! Hayes beat it! 409 00:35:04,722 --> 00:35:08,642 Hey, give Rudiya credit for sacrificing his body on that racket. 410 00:35:08,726 --> 00:35:10,477 That guy's got a family to think about. 411 00:35:10,561 --> 00:35:13,396 So, Hayes becomes the first Indian in 15 years 412 00:35:13,481 --> 00:35:14,898 to lead off the season with a hit. 413 00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:17,192 Really knocked the crap out of that one. 414 00:35:17,276 --> 00:35:19,486 Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this. 415 00:35:19,612 --> 00:35:23,114 I bought 100 of these, one for every base I'm gonna steal. 416 00:35:23,199 --> 00:35:24,157 Shit. 417 00:35:24,242 --> 00:35:27,327 Well, maybe things will turn around a little for the Indians this year. 418 00:35:27,411 --> 00:35:29,579 Now batting, number seven, catcher Jake TayIor. 419 00:35:29,664 --> 00:35:32,916 Excuse me. Gotta take my first step toward the Hall of Fame. 420 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000 My ass. 421 00:35:34,085 --> 00:35:36,211 We don't know where Hayes played last year, 422 00:35:36,295 --> 00:35:38,421 but I'm sure he did a hell of a job. 423 00:35:38,506 --> 00:35:41,842 Brewster ready from the stretch. Hayes with a good lead. 424 00:35:41,926 --> 00:35:44,219 You look real sharp, but it's hard to steal second base 425 00:35:44,303 --> 00:35:46,137 with your shoe untied. 426 00:35:46,222 --> 00:35:48,682 Quick move to first. He got him! 427 00:35:48,766 --> 00:35:50,600 Hayes is picked off. 428 00:35:54,730 --> 00:35:55,897 Well, so much for that. 429 00:35:55,982 --> 00:35:59,109 Personally, I think we got hosed on that call. 430 00:36:05,741 --> 00:36:09,119 Nice going. Don't bounce the damn ball. 431 00:36:10,413 --> 00:36:12,289 Nice throw, dickhead. 432 00:36:14,417 --> 00:36:15,667 Strike. 433 00:36:16,002 --> 00:36:17,460 Son of a bitch! 434 00:36:17,545 --> 00:36:19,170 Coming through! I... 435 00:36:19,255 --> 00:36:21,882 Oh, shit! 436 00:36:23,551 --> 00:36:27,554 Top of the sixth, and rookie sensation Ricky Vaughn on the pitch now. 437 00:36:27,638 --> 00:36:31,391 You can close the book on Keltner. Thank God. 438 00:36:31,475 --> 00:36:33,059 Relax, rookie. We're only four runs down. 439 00:36:33,144 --> 00:36:34,227 We're still in this game. 440 00:36:34,312 --> 00:36:35,437 You take it to 'em. 441 00:36:35,521 --> 00:36:36,730 - Let's go. - All right. 442 00:36:36,814 --> 00:36:39,316 Look, man, a guy gets to second, first sign indicator. 443 00:36:39,483 --> 00:36:41,985 Vaughn, a juvenile delinquent in the off-season, 444 00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:43,570 in his major league debut. 445 00:36:43,654 --> 00:36:46,156 I'm gonna light your ass up, meat. 446 00:36:48,910 --> 00:36:51,578 Vaughn into the wind-up in his first offering. 447 00:36:52,163 --> 00:36:55,707 Just a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed. 448 00:36:57,084 --> 00:36:59,336 Ball four. Ball eight. 449 00:37:00,922 --> 00:37:03,381 Low, and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded 450 00:37:03,466 --> 00:37:04,966 on 12 straight pitches. 451 00:37:05,051 --> 00:37:07,177 Boy, how can these guys lay off pitches that close? 452 00:37:07,261 --> 00:37:08,261 Fuck! 453 00:37:11,349 --> 00:37:14,142 WiId thing 454 00:37:14,393 --> 00:37:16,394 You make my heart sing 455 00:37:18,189 --> 00:37:20,315 You waIk everything 456 00:37:22,193 --> 00:37:23,777 Taylor, what are you doing back up here? 457 00:37:23,861 --> 00:37:26,780 I couldn't cut it in the Mexican League. 458 00:37:27,156 --> 00:37:29,282 How's your wife and my kids? 459 00:37:29,367 --> 00:37:32,118 Vaughn in deep trouble here with Clue Haywood, 460 00:37:32,203 --> 00:37:35,622 last year's American League home-run champ at the plate. 461 00:37:35,706 --> 00:37:37,457 Vaughn kicks, fires. 462 00:37:37,541 --> 00:37:41,586 Here is a swing, and a drive toward left field, and deep. Oh, boy. 463 00:37:41,671 --> 00:37:44,339 No way. No way. Too high. Too high. 464 00:37:44,548 --> 00:37:47,425 It is gone off the reservation. 465 00:37:47,510 --> 00:37:50,220 A grand-slam home run for Haywood. 466 00:37:51,555 --> 00:37:52,639 Looked like a strike, anyway. 467 00:37:52,723 --> 00:37:53,807 Where are you going? 468 00:37:53,891 --> 00:37:55,475 "Too high"? What does that mean, "too high"? 469 00:37:55,559 --> 00:37:57,143 Too high, I thought. 470 00:37:57,228 --> 00:37:59,437 So, Vaughn is off to a rocky start, 471 00:37:59,522 --> 00:38:02,315 as Haywood clears the bases with one swing. 472 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,150 Not "too high," "too hard," right? 473 00:38:04,235 --> 00:38:07,237 - At first, it was really high. - Who gives a shit? It's gone. 474 00:38:09,907 --> 00:38:13,201 - Want me to go get him? - Nah. Let's see how he reacts. 475 00:38:13,369 --> 00:38:15,870 Well, Brown, apparently, is going to stay with Vaughn here, 476 00:38:15,955 --> 00:38:18,748 as the Indians trail now, eight to nothing. 477 00:38:18,874 --> 00:38:22,544 Coleman steps in. A.281 lifetime hitter. 478 00:38:22,628 --> 00:38:26,214 Taylor with a sign, Vaughn into his motion, and the pitch. 479 00:38:26,966 --> 00:38:28,008 Uh-oh! 480 00:38:28,092 --> 00:38:29,551 Interesting. 481 00:38:29,635 --> 00:38:30,635 About time, it's eight-nothing. 482 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:32,303 You! You're gone! 483 00:38:32,430 --> 00:38:34,806 - What? - You heard me, you're gone! 484 00:38:34,890 --> 00:38:36,182 He was right on top of the plate. 485 00:38:36,267 --> 00:38:38,393 Get him out of here! He's horse shit. 486 00:38:38,477 --> 00:38:40,729 I think you can go get him now. 487 00:38:40,813 --> 00:38:43,106 The ball slipped out of my hand. It was an accident. 488 00:38:43,190 --> 00:38:44,649 You threw at him intentionally. 489 00:38:44,734 --> 00:38:46,901 - Kiss my ass. - You're gone. 490 00:38:46,986 --> 00:38:49,529 - You're full of shit! Fuck you! - Get out of here, rookie! 491 00:38:49,613 --> 00:38:51,364 Why don't you blow me, ump? 492 00:38:51,449 --> 00:38:52,699 You're gone! 493 00:38:52,783 --> 00:38:54,743 All right, Coleman, take it easy. Accidents will happen. 494 00:38:54,827 --> 00:38:56,661 You show a lot of heart shaking it off like this. 495 00:38:56,746 --> 00:38:58,079 Fuck you, Taylor. 496 00:38:58,164 --> 00:38:59,914 - He done hurt him, hurt himself! - Come on! 497 00:38:59,999 --> 00:39:02,000 Don't even think about it, Coleman. 498 00:39:02,293 --> 00:39:04,919 The fucking wall, you pansy! 499 00:39:05,963 --> 00:39:06,963 Hard and high. 500 00:39:07,048 --> 00:39:09,716 They succeeded at getting the object that they were trying to establish. 501 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,385 Because of the trajectory of the ball, it looked way too high. 502 00:39:14,180 --> 00:39:16,723 So, a tough start for the Erie warriors, 503 00:39:16,807 --> 00:39:20,727 as they drop a heartbreaker to the Yankees, nine to nothing. 504 00:39:20,811 --> 00:39:23,354 Post-game show is brought to you by... 505 00:39:25,816 --> 00:39:28,485 Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it. 506 00:39:30,529 --> 00:39:32,655 Hello. Cuyahoga Sheet Metal. 507 00:39:33,574 --> 00:39:36,326 Yeah, you wouldn't happen to have someone working there 508 00:39:36,494 --> 00:39:38,578 named Lynn Westland, would you? 509 00:39:38,662 --> 00:39:40,580 Nah, nobody here by that name. 510 00:39:40,664 --> 00:39:42,332 Didn't think so. 511 00:40:07,608 --> 00:40:08,983 Jake, you shouldn't have come here. 512 00:40:09,068 --> 00:40:10,777 I was wondering why you'd give an old friend 513 00:40:10,861 --> 00:40:12,904 a bum phone number. 514 00:40:13,197 --> 00:40:16,366 - Let's talk in my office, okay? - I don't wanna talk in your office. 515 00:40:16,450 --> 00:40:18,701 I told you, I don't think it's a good idea that we see each other. 516 00:40:18,786 --> 00:40:19,786 Why not? 517 00:40:19,870 --> 00:40:21,037 Because we don't have anything in common. 518 00:40:21,122 --> 00:40:22,539 Sometimes I wonder if we ever did. 519 00:40:22,623 --> 00:40:23,957 What are you talking about? 520 00:40:24,041 --> 00:40:26,543 We were both athletes, world-class, hot for each other. 521 00:40:26,627 --> 00:40:27,961 What more could we have in common? 522 00:40:28,045 --> 00:40:30,004 I stopped being an athlete three years ago, Jake. 523 00:40:30,089 --> 00:40:31,965 Books are my life now. 524 00:40:33,551 --> 00:40:35,343 Don't you dare laugh. In two years, I put together 525 00:40:35,427 --> 00:40:37,679 one of the best special collection departments in the country. 526 00:40:37,763 --> 00:40:41,224 What is this? You're still sore I never read Moby Dick? 527 00:40:41,559 --> 00:40:43,560 You never read anything I asked you to. 528 00:40:43,644 --> 00:40:46,062 All right, I'll check it out now. Is this the whale section? 529 00:40:46,147 --> 00:40:48,064 I'll bet what's-his-name at the restaurant read it. 530 00:40:48,149 --> 00:40:49,691 Tom. His name's Tom, and keep your voice down. 531 00:40:49,775 --> 00:40:51,025 What do you see in this guy? 532 00:40:51,110 --> 00:40:52,819 Well, he's stable, intelligent, 533 00:40:52,903 --> 00:40:54,904 and I never found him in bed with a stewardess. 534 00:40:54,989 --> 00:40:56,531 That's because no stewardess would have him. 535 00:40:56,615 --> 00:40:58,658 Hey, wouldn't you rather be with someone who's in demand? 536 00:40:58,742 --> 00:41:00,493 Oh, God, you know, Jake, it's just like always. 537 00:41:00,578 --> 00:41:02,704 You don't take anything seriously. Everything's a joke to you. 538 00:41:02,788 --> 00:41:05,999 Oh, come on, man, for Christ's sake. I'm just trying to loosen things up. 539 00:41:06,083 --> 00:41:08,251 I'm getting frostbite here. 540 00:41:08,752 --> 00:41:11,754 Tom and I are getting married in the fall. 541 00:41:12,423 --> 00:41:15,091 Oh, God, Lynn, that's crazy. I had plans for us. 542 00:41:15,217 --> 00:41:16,301 - Plans? - Yeah. 543 00:41:16,427 --> 00:41:18,094 How can you say stuff like that? 544 00:41:18,179 --> 00:41:21,181 I haven't seen you in three years. You never even wrote me a letter. 545 00:41:21,265 --> 00:41:22,348 Well, I'm sorry about that, 546 00:41:22,433 --> 00:41:24,058 but I wasn't exactly proud of my situation. 547 00:41:24,143 --> 00:41:25,894 Come on, you never thought about me at all while I was gone? 548 00:41:25,978 --> 00:41:27,520 Yeah, Jake, not so loud. 549 00:41:27,605 --> 00:41:29,731 What about the three nights we spent on the beach in Veracruz? 550 00:41:29,815 --> 00:41:31,191 You ever have nights like that with Mr. Briefcase? 551 00:41:31,275 --> 00:41:33,735 What about the night you had in Detroit with Miss Fuel Injection? 552 00:41:33,819 --> 00:41:34,819 Well, what was I supposed to do? 553 00:41:34,945 --> 00:41:36,529 She bet me 50 bucks she had a better body than you, 554 00:41:36,614 --> 00:41:37,655 and I had to defend your honor. 555 00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:38,823 Oh, what a bunch of bullshit! 556 00:41:38,908 --> 00:41:41,951 I have a much better body than she does! 557 00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:48,666 She's right. 558 00:41:50,836 --> 00:41:52,212 You haven't changed at all, have you? 559 00:41:52,296 --> 00:41:53,963 I'm afraid I have, or I wouldn't be here. 560 00:41:54,048 --> 00:41:57,300 Come on, Lynn. Don't make me do time for things that happened years ago. 561 00:41:57,384 --> 00:41:58,551 Jake, I'm sorry. 562 00:41:58,636 --> 00:42:02,138 You'll just always be the little boy who wouldn't grow up. 563 00:42:02,223 --> 00:42:03,306 Lynn. 564 00:42:07,478 --> 00:42:10,271 A quarter of the season's gone. We're 15 and 24. 565 00:42:10,356 --> 00:42:11,856 Seven games out of first. 566 00:42:11,941 --> 00:42:13,483 That's bad. It's not bad enough. 567 00:42:13,567 --> 00:42:16,778 Plus, this team is showing signs of improvement. 568 00:42:16,946 --> 00:42:19,239 I didn't think we'd win 15 games all year. 569 00:42:19,323 --> 00:42:21,783 - Any ideas? - On how we can get worse? 570 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,411 How about a series of fines for good play? 571 00:42:25,496 --> 00:42:29,415 Maybe a $30,000 bonus for the guy voted least valuable player. 572 00:42:31,877 --> 00:42:33,795 Maybe the problem is 573 00:42:35,172 --> 00:42:37,590 we're coddling these guys too much. 574 00:42:38,509 --> 00:42:39,592 Yeah. 575 00:42:46,725 --> 00:42:48,851 What's with this? We never leave from down here. 576 00:42:48,936 --> 00:42:51,229 Maybe the Jetway isn't working. 577 00:42:53,107 --> 00:42:55,233 Hey, this is good. This is real good. 578 00:42:55,317 --> 00:42:56,734 A 757 to Milwaukee? 579 00:42:56,819 --> 00:43:00,655 No, that's not your plane. Yours is this one rolling in. 580 00:43:16,088 --> 00:43:19,215 Oh, sure, now you come around. 581 00:43:19,550 --> 00:43:20,717 He's not fooled. 582 00:43:22,636 --> 00:43:25,972 So, the sons of Geronimo, still suffering from propeller-lag, 583 00:43:26,056 --> 00:43:28,891 are nipped by the Brewers tonight, seven to nothing. 584 00:43:28,976 --> 00:43:31,352 The only excitement for the tribe provided by Rick Vaughn, 585 00:43:31,437 --> 00:43:33,187 who set an American League record 586 00:43:33,272 --> 00:43:35,523 by throwing four wild pitches in one inning. 587 00:43:35,607 --> 00:43:37,400 Hey, congratulations, Rick. 588 00:43:37,484 --> 00:43:40,695 Excuse me, Mr. Vaughn? Can I have your autograph? 589 00:43:40,904 --> 00:43:42,280 Yeah, sure. 590 00:43:43,699 --> 00:43:44,991 My first autograph. 591 00:43:45,075 --> 00:43:46,993 Couldn't give these away a couple of weeks ago. 592 00:43:47,119 --> 00:43:50,955 I saw your record on the news. You made their Hall of Shame. 593 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,665 Congratulations. 594 00:43:52,791 --> 00:43:55,209 - Thanks. - Hey, thank you. 595 00:43:57,046 --> 00:43:58,838 Nice hair. 596 00:43:59,048 --> 00:44:01,424 Well, you're a celebrity now, Vaughn. 597 00:44:01,508 --> 00:44:04,010 Thought you had to do something good to be a celebrity. 598 00:44:04,094 --> 00:44:05,553 Not if you do it colorfully. 599 00:44:09,016 --> 00:44:12,352 Call the stewardess, Vaughn. I need one of those bags. 600 00:44:12,436 --> 00:44:14,937 There aren't any stewardesses. 601 00:44:15,230 --> 00:44:17,690 I wonder if there are any pilots. 602 00:44:20,861 --> 00:44:23,112 So, the tribe drops its third straight on this trip. 603 00:44:23,197 --> 00:44:24,906 Six to one to the Rangers. 604 00:44:24,990 --> 00:44:28,284 For the Indians, one run on, let's see, one hit. 605 00:44:28,702 --> 00:44:31,120 That's all we got, one goddamn hit? 606 00:44:31,914 --> 00:44:33,623 You can't say "goddamn" on the air. 607 00:44:33,707 --> 00:44:36,209 Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway. 608 00:44:36,293 --> 00:44:39,087 Hey, Mort, what is Comtec at? 609 00:44:40,631 --> 00:44:42,507 Buy it when it hits 34. 610 00:44:44,093 --> 00:44:45,093 What? 611 00:44:45,177 --> 00:44:47,136 Moby Dick? What you reading that for? 612 00:44:48,972 --> 00:44:52,809 This happens to be a masterpiece of American literature, that's why. 613 00:44:52,893 --> 00:44:54,435 Lynn turned you on to that? 614 00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,646 Yeah, a long time ago. 615 00:44:56,730 --> 00:44:58,064 Well, look, if we ever get out of here, 616 00:44:58,148 --> 00:45:00,441 me and the guys, we're gonna go to a club later on tonight. 617 00:45:00,526 --> 00:45:02,151 Wanna come along? 618 00:45:02,361 --> 00:45:04,987 Well, I... I got some reading to do. 619 00:45:05,072 --> 00:45:06,489 What, you got a test or something? 620 00:45:06,573 --> 00:45:08,616 Hey, Jake, man, why don't you just go over there and see her? 621 00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:10,660 I mean, maybe she'll let you slide on a couple of these. 622 00:45:10,744 --> 00:45:13,037 Well, I would, if I knew where she lived. 623 00:45:13,122 --> 00:45:16,207 That's easy. Just tail her home from the library. 624 00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:19,710 What, do you mean sit in the car and wait for her to come out? 625 00:45:19,795 --> 00:45:22,630 - That's kinda juvenile, don't you think? - Yeah. 626 00:46:56,975 --> 00:46:59,018 Jake, this isn't my place. 627 00:46:59,102 --> 00:47:01,646 - Who is this, love? - Whose is it? 628 00:47:02,231 --> 00:47:04,273 Oh, Mr. Taylor, right? 629 00:47:05,359 --> 00:47:07,360 I remember you from the restaurant. 630 00:47:07,444 --> 00:47:09,695 Lynn's told me a lot about you. 631 00:47:10,739 --> 00:47:12,949 Why don't you come in for a while? 632 00:47:13,033 --> 00:47:15,159 Oh, no. I really ought to be running along. 633 00:47:15,244 --> 00:47:18,037 - Yeah, he's gotta get going. - Yeah. 634 00:47:18,121 --> 00:47:20,540 Really. Come on in for a drink. 635 00:47:20,791 --> 00:47:21,958 Well... 636 00:47:23,835 --> 00:47:26,712 Excuse me, everybody. This is Jake Taylor. 637 00:47:27,047 --> 00:47:29,382 Jake, Arthur and Claire Holloway. 638 00:47:29,466 --> 00:47:30,633 - How do you do? - Hi. 639 00:47:30,717 --> 00:47:33,052 - Hello. - Brent and Janice Bowden. 640 00:47:33,136 --> 00:47:34,637 - How do you do? - Hi. How are you? 641 00:47:34,721 --> 00:47:35,972 Hi. 642 00:47:36,056 --> 00:47:38,558 Jake is a professional baseball player. 643 00:47:38,642 --> 00:47:39,809 Really? 644 00:47:40,769 --> 00:47:43,479 Jake, what brings you here this evening? 645 00:47:44,648 --> 00:47:47,400 Well, I wanted to discuss a couple of books with Lynn, 646 00:47:47,484 --> 00:47:50,111 and I thought this was her place. 647 00:47:50,487 --> 00:47:53,239 Well, it soon will be. 648 00:47:54,658 --> 00:47:58,494 Yeah, I heard you were engaged. Congratulations. 649 00:48:02,958 --> 00:48:04,292 Thank you. 650 00:48:04,376 --> 00:48:08,087 - What can I get you to drink? - Beer will be fine. 651 00:48:08,171 --> 00:48:09,922 Great. Have a seat. 652 00:48:22,853 --> 00:48:24,979 - That's great. - Yeah. 653 00:48:25,063 --> 00:48:26,522 - No, thanks. - Sir. 654 00:48:28,066 --> 00:48:29,066 No. 655 00:48:36,491 --> 00:48:40,119 Well, what team do you play for, Jake? 656 00:48:40,203 --> 00:48:41,662 The Indians. 657 00:48:41,747 --> 00:48:43,581 Here in Cleveland? 658 00:48:43,874 --> 00:48:46,208 I didn't know they still had a team. 659 00:48:46,293 --> 00:48:49,670 Yeah. We got uniforms and everything. It's really great. 660 00:48:50,881 --> 00:48:55,509 They're in last right now, but hopefully moving up, eh, Jake? 661 00:48:59,431 --> 00:49:03,517 I've heard baseball players make very good salaries these days. 662 00:49:04,478 --> 00:49:07,647 Well, that depends on how good they are, I guess. 663 00:49:07,898 --> 00:49:09,523 How good are you? 664 00:49:11,234 --> 00:49:13,235 I make the league minimum. 665 00:49:15,489 --> 00:49:19,909 He was one of the best in baseball before he had problems with his knees. 666 00:49:24,581 --> 00:49:28,376 Well, Jake, what are you gonna do when your career's over? 667 00:49:28,835 --> 00:49:32,129 I mean, you can't play baseball forever, can you? 668 00:49:32,923 --> 00:49:35,007 Something will come up. 669 00:49:35,634 --> 00:49:37,426 Will it? 670 00:49:39,763 --> 00:49:42,098 Well, I thought I'd go to Hawaii, 671 00:49:43,058 --> 00:49:45,476 have a couple of kids who grow up to be Olympic champions. 672 00:49:46,436 --> 00:49:49,105 Really? In what event? 673 00:49:49,606 --> 00:49:50,773 Swimming. 674 00:49:52,442 --> 00:49:54,151 The 200-meter individual medley. 675 00:49:54,236 --> 00:49:56,696 I figure it ought to be real big by then. 676 00:49:56,780 --> 00:49:58,197 You got the girl picked out? 677 00:49:58,281 --> 00:50:01,784 I did, but I wasn't smart enough to hold on to her. 678 00:50:05,205 --> 00:50:07,415 You used to be an athlete, didn't you, Lynn? 679 00:50:07,499 --> 00:50:08,833 Yeah. 680 00:50:08,917 --> 00:50:11,252 What did you do? 681 00:50:12,838 --> 00:50:15,339 200-meter individual medley. 682 00:50:21,805 --> 00:50:24,432 Alternate on the '80 Olympic team. 683 00:50:25,142 --> 00:50:27,977 Oh, really? Well... 684 00:50:31,982 --> 00:50:33,774 Well, I better get going. 685 00:50:33,859 --> 00:50:35,401 Oh, let me walk you out. 686 00:50:35,485 --> 00:50:37,987 - Nice meeting all of you. - Yeah. 687 00:50:41,074 --> 00:50:43,492 - Thanks for the beer. - Don't mention it. 688 00:50:43,577 --> 00:50:46,412 I'll let you know if I land a job. I know you're very concerned. 689 00:50:46,538 --> 00:50:48,789 Yeah, well, I 690 00:50:49,583 --> 00:50:53,377 just wanted Lynn to know what she would have had ahead of her. 691 00:50:54,171 --> 00:50:56,630 - Stay away from her. - Suck my dick. 692 00:51:07,851 --> 00:51:10,394 - Pepper says you wanted to see me. - Yeah, Rick. 693 00:51:10,479 --> 00:51:12,688 Come on in. Have a seat. 694 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:21,238 Rick, I'm not gonna beat around the bush here. 695 00:51:21,323 --> 00:51:24,617 You've got a great arm. It's one of the best I've ever seen, 696 00:51:24,701 --> 00:51:28,329 but your control hasn't come around like we'd hoped it would. 697 00:51:28,538 --> 00:51:30,664 Now, a lot of pitchers started off wild, 698 00:51:30,749 --> 00:51:33,375 and after they worked it out in the minors for a while, 699 00:51:33,460 --> 00:51:35,461 they went on to great careers. 700 00:51:35,545 --> 00:51:37,171 Take Ryan there. 701 00:51:44,179 --> 00:51:46,972 - What about him? - Never mind Ryan. 702 00:51:55,106 --> 00:51:57,233 Read these letters for me. 703 00:52:01,112 --> 00:52:03,239 You can't read them, can you? 704 00:52:08,203 --> 00:52:11,497 Yo, man, they look nice. I had a pair just like 'em. 705 00:52:12,582 --> 00:52:15,835 Well, after the game, I'm gonna pick out a pair that's more me. 706 00:52:15,919 --> 00:52:17,503 - Good luck. - They look good. 707 00:52:17,587 --> 00:52:20,631 Besides, seeing's the most important thing, son. 708 00:52:20,924 --> 00:52:23,300 I don't think it's that important. 709 00:52:26,429 --> 00:52:27,638 Fuck. 710 00:52:28,223 --> 00:52:30,850 All right, let's hit the field. 711 00:53:00,964 --> 00:53:02,882 Up your butt, Jobu. 712 00:53:18,148 --> 00:53:21,483 Yo, bartender! Jobu needs a refill! 713 00:53:22,152 --> 00:53:24,278 - Head's up! - Yo, watch it! 714 00:53:24,362 --> 00:53:25,905 Hustle! Let's go! 715 00:53:25,989 --> 00:53:27,615 - God damn! - Shit. 716 00:53:30,869 --> 00:53:33,078 We're in the ninth. 717 00:53:33,997 --> 00:53:35,289 Two down, a man on first, 718 00:53:35,373 --> 00:53:37,917 and the Indians clinging to a one-run lead. 719 00:53:38,001 --> 00:53:40,294 Ricky Vaughn, the kid they call "Wild Thing," 720 00:53:40,378 --> 00:53:43,547 one out away from his first major league victory. 721 00:53:44,341 --> 00:53:46,425 Vaughn's been looking good out there today. 722 00:53:46,509 --> 00:53:48,719 Don't worry, he'll blow it. 723 00:53:48,803 --> 00:53:51,639 Vaughn's showing some signs of fatigue out there. 724 00:53:51,723 --> 00:53:54,767 He seems to have lost some zip on his fastball. 725 00:53:54,851 --> 00:53:56,810 Slow curve. Here's a swing, and a bouncing ball. 726 00:53:56,895 --> 00:53:59,688 Dorn has a chance to make the play. He can't get it. 727 00:53:59,773 --> 00:54:03,025 Clark digging around second. He'll make it to third easily. 728 00:54:03,109 --> 00:54:06,236 And the A's have runners at the corners. 729 00:54:06,529 --> 00:54:09,198 Dorn didn't get much of a jump on that ball, Monte. 730 00:54:09,282 --> 00:54:12,910 But let's give him credit, at least he didn't spike himself. 731 00:54:14,454 --> 00:54:15,871 You want me to get him out of there, Lou? 732 00:54:15,956 --> 00:54:16,997 No. 733 00:54:17,082 --> 00:54:19,625 He's come this far, let's see if he can finish it. 734 00:54:19,709 --> 00:54:21,794 Come on, we need some defense here! 735 00:54:21,878 --> 00:54:24,088 Johnny, maybe we ought to do one of those waves. 736 00:54:24,172 --> 00:54:27,132 So, Vaughn in a little trouble here. 737 00:54:27,217 --> 00:54:29,134 But I'll tell you, these Cleveland fans are great. 738 00:54:29,219 --> 00:54:31,387 Listen to them get behind Vaughn. 739 00:54:31,471 --> 00:54:34,139 - Hey, way to go, Rick! - Go, Rick! 740 00:54:34,224 --> 00:54:37,309 Come on, baby. Come on, Ricky. Come on, Ricky. 741 00:54:38,561 --> 00:54:41,689 Okay, Ricky, there's two outs, so forget about the runners. 742 00:54:41,773 --> 00:54:45,067 Get this guy at the plate. Come on, Rick. Get tough. 743 00:54:45,860 --> 00:54:46,860 This guy's a first-ball hitter. 744 00:54:46,945 --> 00:54:48,862 You gotta come up with something nasty. 745 00:54:48,947 --> 00:54:50,781 Fucking Dorn. This game should be over by now. 746 00:54:50,865 --> 00:54:53,325 He could have had that ball. He tanked it on purpose. 747 00:54:53,410 --> 00:54:55,786 This isn't the California Penal League, Vaughn. 748 00:54:55,870 --> 00:54:57,204 We're professionals here. 749 00:54:57,288 --> 00:54:58,747 We don't tank plays for personal reasons, 750 00:54:58,832 --> 00:55:00,582 so cut the crybaby shit. 751 00:55:00,667 --> 00:55:03,377 Now, you pitched a hell of a game. You want to finish it, don't you? 752 00:55:03,461 --> 00:55:05,254 - Yeah. - All right. 753 00:55:05,672 --> 00:55:07,715 You think you can throw a strike on this pitch? 754 00:55:07,799 --> 00:55:10,342 There's not gonna be much on it. My arm feels like Jell-O right now. 755 00:55:10,427 --> 00:55:13,137 Just get it over the plate. I want him to swing. 756 00:55:13,221 --> 00:55:16,015 Last time I did that, the guy hit one that hasn't landed yet. 757 00:55:16,099 --> 00:55:17,516 Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. 758 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,310 Number 27, right fieIder Mike Rexman. 759 00:55:20,395 --> 00:55:21,603 Hi, Rexman. 760 00:55:21,688 --> 00:55:23,814 Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, 761 00:55:23,898 --> 00:55:26,108 you guys trailing by one in the ninth. 762 00:55:26,192 --> 00:55:28,193 You got a chance to be a hero on national television. 763 00:55:28,278 --> 00:55:29,778 If you don't blow it. 764 00:55:29,863 --> 00:55:32,031 By the way, I saw your wife at the Capri Lounge last night. 765 00:55:32,115 --> 00:55:34,199 Hell of a dancer. You must be very, very proud. 766 00:55:34,284 --> 00:55:35,367 That guy she was with, 767 00:55:35,452 --> 00:55:37,161 I mean, I'm sure he's a close personal friend and all, 768 00:55:37,245 --> 00:55:38,370 but tell me, what was he doing 769 00:55:38,455 --> 00:55:40,706 wearing her panties on his head? 770 00:55:40,957 --> 00:55:42,416 Swung on and popped up. 771 00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:46,295 Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance. 772 00:55:47,922 --> 00:55:50,424 Taylor under it. He's got it, and this ball game is over... 773 00:55:50,508 --> 00:55:51,550 Shit. 774 00:55:51,634 --> 00:55:53,469 ...as the Indians hold out for a 3-2 victory. 775 00:55:53,553 --> 00:55:54,762 Yeah. 776 00:55:54,846 --> 00:55:57,056 Starting to come together, Pepper. Starting to come together. 777 00:55:57,140 --> 00:55:58,140 Yeah. 778 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,855 Knock it off, Charlie. 779 00:56:21,831 --> 00:56:23,582 Well, hi, Jake. Come on in. 780 00:56:23,666 --> 00:56:25,417 Hi, Suzanne. 781 00:56:25,502 --> 00:56:27,628 - How are you? - Oh, I'm fine, thanks. 782 00:56:27,712 --> 00:56:30,881 I was just wondering if I might have a quick word with Roger? 783 00:56:31,007 --> 00:56:33,300 Well, sure. He's in the solarium. I'll get some coffee. 784 00:56:33,384 --> 00:56:35,010 Oh, thank you. 785 00:56:35,136 --> 00:56:38,597 United AirIines down three-quarters at 141. 786 00:56:38,681 --> 00:56:42,434 lnternational Business Machines down one-haIf to 96 and three-eighths. 787 00:56:42,519 --> 00:56:43,894 American TeIephone & TeIegraph... 788 00:56:43,978 --> 00:56:46,396 - Hey, Jake. - Hey, Roger. 789 00:56:47,690 --> 00:56:48,649 Nice place. 790 00:56:48,733 --> 00:56:49,775 Yeah, we're still working on it, 791 00:56:49,859 --> 00:56:53,695 trying to figure if we wanna take this room Oriental or Santa Fe. 792 00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:56,156 Listen, Rog, I had to talk to you about something, 793 00:56:56,241 --> 00:56:58,325 and I didn't want to do it in front of the rest of the team. 794 00:56:58,409 --> 00:57:00,327 Yeah, sure. What is it? Here, have a seat. You want a beer? 795 00:57:00,411 --> 00:57:02,037 Oh, no, thank you. 796 00:57:03,540 --> 00:57:05,999 You have financial problems? 797 00:57:06,167 --> 00:57:08,085 I could put you on to a great investment guy. 798 00:57:08,169 --> 00:57:11,672 No, I don't have much of a portfolio right now, 799 00:57:11,756 --> 00:57:14,383 but, you know, what I was concerned about 800 00:57:14,467 --> 00:57:15,843 was why you didn't come up with that grounder 801 00:57:15,927 --> 00:57:17,594 that Reichart hit in the ninth. 802 00:57:17,679 --> 00:57:21,515 It was out of my reach. What do you want me to do, dive for it? 803 00:57:24,060 --> 00:57:26,603 Rog, it could have meant the game. 804 00:57:26,729 --> 00:57:29,106 Oh, come on. Cut the rah-rah shit, Taylor. 805 00:57:29,190 --> 00:57:30,399 Year after this, I go free agent. 806 00:57:30,483 --> 00:57:33,485 Plus, my agent and I got a couple of plans for life after baseball. 807 00:57:33,570 --> 00:57:35,571 So, I am not about to risk major injury, 808 00:57:35,655 --> 00:57:37,906 or deface this property, for a collection of stiffs. 809 00:57:38,908 --> 00:57:40,033 You know, Dorn, 810 00:57:40,118 --> 00:57:43,162 I liked you so much better when you were just a ballplayer. 811 00:57:43,246 --> 00:57:44,663 You were really great once. 812 00:57:44,747 --> 00:57:46,498 If you want to be an interior decorator now, 813 00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:47,875 that's none of my business, 814 00:57:47,959 --> 00:57:50,252 but some of us still need this team. 815 00:57:50,336 --> 00:57:53,755 Now, you listen to me. This is my last shot at a winner. 816 00:57:53,965 --> 00:57:56,091 And for the younger guys, it could be their only shot. 817 00:57:56,176 --> 00:57:58,093 I don't know what happened to you, 818 00:57:58,178 --> 00:58:02,097 but if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, 819 00:58:02,932 --> 00:58:07,102 I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff 'em down your fucking throat. 820 00:58:09,272 --> 00:58:10,856 Coffee, anybody? 821 00:58:18,114 --> 00:58:21,950 Hello again, all you Wahoo maniacs. This is Harry Doyle welcoming you 822 00:58:22,035 --> 00:58:24,369 to another edition of Teepee Talk. 823 00:58:24,454 --> 00:58:26,038 Hey, in case you haven't noticed, 824 00:58:26,122 --> 00:58:28,582 and judging by the attendance, you haven't, 825 00:58:28,666 --> 00:58:31,460 the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, 826 00:58:31,544 --> 00:58:33,962 and are threatening to climb out of the cellar. 827 00:58:42,555 --> 00:58:46,683 Wild thing, you make my heart sing. 828 00:58:51,814 --> 00:58:54,316 You know, they could be a lot worse. 829 00:58:55,485 --> 00:58:57,527 You know, these guys ain't so fucking bad. 830 00:59:02,450 --> 00:59:06,495 Oh, boy, this old body could use a soak. 831 00:59:06,579 --> 00:59:08,872 Yeah? Well, forget it, 'cause it ain't working again. 832 00:59:08,957 --> 00:59:12,334 Damn it! I thought they were gonna replace this thing. 833 00:59:12,919 --> 00:59:15,420 Hey! No hot water in here. 834 00:59:15,505 --> 00:59:18,423 I've had it with this nickel-and-dime stuff. 835 00:59:18,633 --> 00:59:21,218 I'm gonna get that bitch on the phone. 836 00:59:21,970 --> 00:59:24,596 - You wanted to talk to the bitch? - Yeah. 837 00:59:25,056 --> 00:59:28,684 Don't you think you ought to cover yourself with a towel first, Mr. Brown? 838 00:59:28,768 --> 00:59:30,227 We're out of towels, 839 00:59:30,311 --> 00:59:33,105 and I'm too old to go diving into lockers. 840 00:59:33,189 --> 00:59:35,190 I can take it if you can. 841 00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:40,988 What happened to the new whirlpool we were supposed to get? 842 00:59:42,198 --> 00:59:45,701 Revenue problems have forced us to cut back on equipment. 843 00:59:48,162 --> 00:59:49,538 Cups still work, though. 844 00:59:49,622 --> 00:59:51,665 We'll simply have to fix the old whirlpool. 845 00:59:51,749 --> 00:59:54,001 You fixed it six times already. 846 00:59:54,127 --> 00:59:56,295 Now there's no hot water in the shower. 847 00:59:56,379 --> 00:59:59,381 The pipes in this building are old and rusted. 848 00:59:59,882 --> 01:00:04,177 We're replacing them, but it's a long, expensive process. 849 01:00:04,262 --> 01:00:05,304 Sorry. 850 01:00:05,388 --> 01:00:06,805 How am I supposed to keep my players healthy 851 01:00:06,889 --> 01:00:08,307 with cold water and no therapy equipment? 852 01:00:08,391 --> 01:00:11,643 Your players will just have to get a little tougher. 853 01:00:12,687 --> 01:00:15,772 What are they, a bunch of pansies? 854 01:00:15,857 --> 01:00:20,027 Over 162 games, even tough guys get sprains, 855 01:00:20,111 --> 01:00:21,320 sore arms, muscle pulls. 856 01:00:21,404 --> 01:00:23,447 It's only temporary. 857 01:00:23,531 --> 01:00:26,283 Besides, these guys weren't playing that good 858 01:00:26,367 --> 01:00:28,076 when the equipment was working. 859 01:00:28,161 --> 01:00:30,495 If I could get anybody to come out and watch this team, 860 01:00:30,580 --> 01:00:33,165 none of this would be necessary. 861 01:00:34,542 --> 01:00:38,253 You ought to be grateful I can still afford to pay your salary. 862 01:00:55,938 --> 01:00:58,273 Harris winds and delivers. 863 01:00:58,358 --> 01:01:00,942 Vaseline ball, swung on and grounded to short. 864 01:01:01,027 --> 01:01:04,237 Hey, easy play for Malina. Up with it, throws to first. 865 01:01:04,322 --> 01:01:05,781 And this ball game is over, 866 01:01:05,865 --> 01:01:08,909 as the Indians beat the Tigers five to four. 867 01:01:09,285 --> 01:01:13,455 Harris struggled, but picked up his ninth win of the season. 868 01:01:34,977 --> 01:01:36,812 Frank, I need a car, quick, 869 01:01:36,896 --> 01:01:38,605 and mine's on the other side of the stadium. 870 01:01:38,689 --> 01:01:40,732 - Take the bullpen car. - Yeah. 871 01:03:00,146 --> 01:03:02,189 Whose place are we at this time? 872 01:03:02,523 --> 01:03:03,690 Mine. 873 01:03:06,486 --> 01:03:08,445 Did you follow me again? 874 01:03:08,529 --> 01:03:10,572 I spotted you in the stands. 875 01:03:10,656 --> 01:03:13,575 Figured you wanted to see me about something. 876 01:03:14,285 --> 01:03:16,828 I just wanted to see you play. 877 01:03:17,330 --> 01:03:18,330 How was I? 878 01:03:18,414 --> 01:03:21,625 You ought to open your stance a little. They're pitching you inside. 879 01:03:23,169 --> 01:03:25,253 I'll try that. 880 01:03:25,338 --> 01:03:26,963 What's all this? 881 01:03:28,341 --> 01:03:30,258 I'm moving in with Tom. 882 01:03:32,428 --> 01:03:34,554 - Going uptown, huh? - No. 883 01:03:35,431 --> 01:03:36,848 Not going uptown. 884 01:03:36,933 --> 01:03:40,560 Just want to lead a regular life, you know. Like an adult, maybe? 885 01:03:40,937 --> 01:03:43,104 You think I can't lead a regular life? 886 01:03:43,189 --> 01:03:45,732 Oh, God, Jake. 887 01:03:45,816 --> 01:03:47,025 Do you like the life you've had? 888 01:03:47,109 --> 01:03:50,403 You like hanging out with the boys, living in hotels, 889 01:03:50,613 --> 01:03:53,823 having girls send you their underwear in the mail. 890 01:03:54,116 --> 01:03:57,202 Remember the surprise party I threw for you on your birthday? 891 01:03:57,286 --> 01:03:58,662 You never showed up, 892 01:03:58,746 --> 01:04:01,540 but the doorbell rang once, and we all got real quiet 893 01:04:01,624 --> 01:04:03,708 and hid behind the furniture. 894 01:04:03,793 --> 01:04:06,086 It was a guy to serve you with a paternity suit. 895 01:04:06,170 --> 01:04:09,714 That was a hoax. The girl was looking for some publicity. 896 01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:12,467 Yeah, but you'd obviously been with her. 897 01:04:12,552 --> 01:04:15,053 And it happened in front of all of our friends. 898 01:04:15,137 --> 01:04:17,180 Those days are gone, Lynn. 899 01:04:18,516 --> 01:04:21,810 I'm just a guy trying to put his life back together. 900 01:04:23,604 --> 01:04:26,231 I've come back to you so many times, Jake. 901 01:04:26,315 --> 01:04:28,775 I can't afford to believe you anymore. 902 01:04:28,859 --> 01:04:29,943 Well, 903 01:04:31,195 --> 01:04:33,488 I guess this is our last hurrah, then. 904 01:04:34,073 --> 01:04:36,157 Yeah. I guess so. 905 01:04:45,876 --> 01:04:46,960 Hey, 906 01:04:48,004 --> 01:04:50,672 did you ever read Moby Dick? 907 01:04:52,008 --> 01:04:54,009 Cover to cover, babe. 908 01:04:55,469 --> 01:04:57,095 When's the wedding? 909 01:04:57,179 --> 01:04:58,722 October 3rd. 910 01:04:58,806 --> 01:05:00,599 Your folks like this guy? 911 01:05:00,683 --> 01:05:03,602 You're still their favorite. 912 01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:06,730 - Gonna be a big wedding? - No, Tom doesn't like big weddings. 913 01:05:06,814 --> 01:05:09,941 You know, you could have read Plot Outlines of 101 Great Novels. 914 01:05:10,026 --> 01:05:11,651 - Where? - At any library. 915 01:05:11,861 --> 01:05:15,530 - No, no, no. Where's the wedding? - Oh, All Saints, on Euclid. 916 01:05:25,207 --> 01:05:27,375 - Nice church. - Yeah. 917 01:05:33,883 --> 01:05:36,259 - Who saved Ishmael at the end? - What? 918 01:05:36,385 --> 01:05:38,678 Nobody. It was Queequoc's... Queequeg's coffin. 919 01:05:38,763 --> 01:05:40,055 Yeah. 920 01:05:43,726 --> 01:05:45,393 - Am I invited? - Where? 921 01:05:45,478 --> 01:05:47,646 - To the wedding. - Yeah. 922 01:05:48,064 --> 01:05:49,397 - Lynn? - What? 923 01:05:49,482 --> 01:05:51,483 The zipper on your skirt's stuck. 924 01:05:51,567 --> 01:05:53,568 Use your imagination. 925 01:05:56,322 --> 01:05:58,198 You know, this doesn't change anything. 926 01:05:58,574 --> 01:06:00,158 We were always good at this. 927 01:06:18,052 --> 01:06:20,011 We're 60 and 60. Nine games out of first. 928 01:06:20,096 --> 01:06:21,888 Who do these guys think they are? 929 01:06:21,972 --> 01:06:24,516 Maybe you just have to accept the fact they're not as bad as you hoped. 930 01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:26,935 I don't have to accept anything. 931 01:06:27,103 --> 01:06:29,145 Attendance is only just beginning to rise. 932 01:06:29,230 --> 01:06:31,856 If we can force a losing streak, we can still turn this thing around. 933 01:06:31,941 --> 01:06:34,651 What's left to do? You've taken away everything you can. 934 01:06:34,735 --> 01:06:35,902 Not everything. 935 01:06:42,326 --> 01:06:45,954 Hey, Ricky, I'll trade you Song of Hiawatha for The DeersIayer. 936 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,289 Nah, I'm not into Song of Hiawatha. 937 01:06:48,416 --> 01:06:51,292 Veg-head, I think I got one here that's right up your alley. 938 01:06:51,377 --> 01:06:53,211 Crime and Punishment. 939 01:06:56,424 --> 01:06:59,134 Hey, is that a detective story? Yeah? 940 01:07:01,470 --> 01:07:02,595 "WiId Thing" Vaughn 941 01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:05,640 roughed up in his onIy other appearance against the Yankees, 942 01:07:05,725 --> 01:07:06,891 in a little jam here. 943 01:07:06,976 --> 01:07:08,518 He fanned Burton to open the inning, 944 01:07:08,602 --> 01:07:11,396 walked Saslow, gave up a double to Billy Leff, 945 01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:12,897 which will bring up Haywood, 946 01:07:12,982 --> 01:07:15,316 who leads the league in most offensive categories, 947 01:07:15,401 --> 01:07:17,152 including nose hair. 948 01:07:17,278 --> 01:07:20,530 When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor. 949 01:07:20,614 --> 01:07:22,699 Taylor, they ain't released you yet? 950 01:07:22,783 --> 01:07:25,368 Haywood's a convicted felon, isn't he, Monte? 951 01:07:25,494 --> 01:07:27,996 - Doesn't really say it here. - Well, he should be. 952 01:07:28,122 --> 01:07:30,582 Vaughn among the league leaders in strikeouts now, 953 01:07:30,666 --> 01:07:32,500 up on the rubber and ready to work. 954 01:07:32,585 --> 01:07:35,128 And from the wind-up, here he comes. 955 01:07:35,212 --> 01:07:39,048 Haywood swings and crushes one towards South America. 956 01:07:39,175 --> 01:07:41,760 Tomlinson's gonna need a visa to catch this one. 957 01:07:41,844 --> 01:07:45,972 It is out of here, and there's nothing left but a vapor trail. 958 01:07:46,098 --> 01:07:49,851 Vaughn continues to have problems with Haywood and the Yankees. 959 01:07:49,935 --> 01:07:51,311 Oh, boy. 960 01:07:59,570 --> 01:08:00,737 Hi, Lou. 961 01:08:00,821 --> 01:08:02,363 Donovan, what are you doing here? 962 01:08:02,448 --> 01:08:05,408 Well, I just wanted to get back out on the road again. 963 01:08:05,493 --> 01:08:08,953 You know, you had a hell of a road trip. You nearly pulled that one out today. 964 01:08:09,038 --> 01:08:12,207 Some day we'll figure out how to beat those guys. 965 01:08:12,625 --> 01:08:15,376 You know, you've done a great job this year. 966 01:08:15,461 --> 01:08:18,254 60 and 61 is hardly a great job. 967 01:08:18,339 --> 01:08:20,632 With this club, it is. 968 01:08:21,175 --> 01:08:24,469 You know, there's a lot of talent on this club, Charlie. 969 01:08:24,553 --> 01:08:26,387 The veterans are starting to play back to form, 970 01:08:26,472 --> 01:08:28,389 and the rookies are developing faster than I thought. 971 01:08:28,474 --> 01:08:31,684 There's two or three potential all-stars in there. 972 01:08:32,686 --> 01:08:35,188 I think we're a contender, right now. 973 01:08:35,272 --> 01:08:37,023 You really believe that, don't you? 974 01:08:37,107 --> 01:08:38,316 I know it. 975 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,694 All we need is something to bring it all together. 976 01:08:43,364 --> 01:08:45,698 Rachel Phelps will never allow that to happen. 977 01:08:52,122 --> 01:08:54,707 Can I have your attention, please? 978 01:08:56,210 --> 01:08:59,587 I have something I think you all ought to know about. 979 01:09:00,130 --> 01:09:05,301 It seems that Mrs. Phelps doesn't think too highly of our worth. 980 01:09:07,096 --> 01:09:08,847 She put this team together 981 01:09:08,931 --> 01:09:12,517 because she thought we'd be bad enough to finish dead last, 982 01:09:12,601 --> 01:09:14,185 knocking attendance down to the point 983 01:09:14,270 --> 01:09:17,146 where she could move the team to Miami 984 01:09:17,231 --> 01:09:20,400 and get rid of all of us for better personnel. 985 01:09:20,943 --> 01:09:23,111 Even me? 986 01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:24,529 Even you, Dorn. 987 01:09:24,613 --> 01:09:26,489 What if we don't finish last? 988 01:09:26,574 --> 01:09:29,367 She'll replace you with somebody who will. 989 01:09:29,952 --> 01:09:33,162 After this season, you'll be sent back to the minors 990 01:09:33,247 --> 01:09:35,832 or given your outright release. 991 01:09:47,303 --> 01:09:50,638 Well, then I guess there's only one thing left to do. 992 01:09:51,181 --> 01:09:52,599 What's that? 993 01:09:53,601 --> 01:09:55,810 Win the whole fucking thing. 994 01:10:06,238 --> 01:10:08,489 - Yeah. - Yes! 995 01:10:11,535 --> 01:10:12,660 Yes! 996 01:10:15,581 --> 01:10:18,791 Yeah. 997 01:10:24,548 --> 01:10:29,052 I figure it's gonna take 32 more victories to win this thing. 998 01:10:29,845 --> 01:10:33,640 Every time we win, we peel a section. 999 01:10:34,516 --> 01:10:35,683 Yeah. 1000 01:10:42,066 --> 01:10:43,900 Come on. 1001 01:10:48,822 --> 01:10:50,198 Oh, shit. 1002 01:11:01,627 --> 01:11:02,794 Strike! 1003 01:11:03,128 --> 01:11:04,128 He's out! 1004 01:11:11,845 --> 01:11:13,262 Safe! 1005 01:11:14,390 --> 01:11:16,057 - Yeah, man. - Yes! 1006 01:11:31,323 --> 01:11:34,909 Strike! 1007 01:11:40,374 --> 01:11:41,499 Shit! 1008 01:11:46,255 --> 01:11:47,672 He's out! 1009 01:11:50,384 --> 01:11:55,304 Hello. Do you know us? We're a major league baseball team. 1010 01:11:55,931 --> 01:11:58,891 But since we haven't won a pennant in over 30 years, 1011 01:11:58,976 --> 01:12:00,768 nobody recognizes us, 1012 01:12:00,853 --> 01:12:02,979 not even in our own hometown. 1013 01:12:03,063 --> 01:12:06,065 That's why we carry the American Express card. 1014 01:12:06,150 --> 01:12:09,277 No matter how far out of first we are, it's cool. 1015 01:12:09,570 --> 01:12:11,029 You know, it keeps us from getting shut out 1016 01:12:11,113 --> 01:12:14,282 at our favorite hotels and restaurant-type places. 1017 01:12:14,366 --> 01:12:16,659 So, if you're looking for some big-league clout, 1018 01:12:16,744 --> 01:12:19,120 apply for that little green home-run hitter. 1019 01:12:19,204 --> 01:12:20,955 Look what it's done for us. 1020 01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:23,624 People still don't recognize us, but... 1021 01:12:24,460 --> 01:12:27,336 We're contenders now. 1022 01:12:27,463 --> 01:12:30,882 The American Express card. Don't steal home without it. 1023 01:13:35,197 --> 01:13:36,197 Yeah! 1024 01:13:50,212 --> 01:13:51,587 Safe! 1025 01:13:55,509 --> 01:13:57,218 Cowabunga! 1026 01:13:57,302 --> 01:13:59,178 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 1027 01:13:59,263 --> 01:14:00,513 The incredible has happened. 1028 01:14:00,597 --> 01:14:02,765 Even though it comes as no surprise to this commentator, 1029 01:14:02,850 --> 01:14:06,144 the Indians have finished the regular season in a first-place tie 1030 01:14:06,228 --> 01:14:07,228 with the New York Yankees 1031 01:14:07,312 --> 01:14:09,772 on the strength of a 4-2 win over the White Sox 1032 01:14:09,857 --> 01:14:11,899 in Chicago today. 1033 01:14:18,407 --> 01:14:19,866 All right! 1034 01:14:20,242 --> 01:14:22,994 Not bad for a has-been and a couple of never-will-be's, huh? 1035 01:14:23,078 --> 01:14:24,328 Yeah. Yeah. 1036 01:14:24,413 --> 01:14:27,582 We haven't won anything yet. Still got one game to go. 1037 01:14:28,417 --> 01:14:31,502 The Indians are still savoring their victory today in Chicago 1038 01:14:31,587 --> 01:14:33,504 but are due to leave in a few hours. 1039 01:14:33,589 --> 01:14:35,256 We're going to go back now to Ross Farmer, 1040 01:14:35,340 --> 01:14:37,466 who's standing by with the team at their hotel. 1041 01:14:37,551 --> 01:14:39,093 Thank you, HaI. WeII, as you can see, 1042 01:14:39,178 --> 01:14:41,304 the Indians are in high spirits tonight, 1043 01:14:41,388 --> 01:14:44,223 Iooking forward to their finaI showdown 1044 01:14:44,433 --> 01:14:46,058 with the Yankees. 1045 01:14:46,727 --> 01:14:49,645 Who wiII start that game is stiII a matter of some conjecture, 1046 01:14:49,730 --> 01:14:53,191 but the smart money is on the crafty veteran, Eddie Harris, 1047 01:14:53,275 --> 01:14:57,111 or the young firebaIIer, "WiId Thing" Ricky Vaughn. 1048 01:14:57,279 --> 01:14:58,654 Meanwhile, the Yanks have announced 1049 01:14:58,739 --> 01:15:01,699 that they wiII start 20-game winner Steve Jackson, 1050 01:15:01,783 --> 01:15:04,493 a curve-baII speciaIist who has shut... 1051 01:15:12,961 --> 01:15:15,087 You wanted to see me, skip? 1052 01:15:16,131 --> 01:15:18,257 Yeah, Rick. Have a seat. 1053 01:15:22,596 --> 01:15:25,598 I just wanted to tell you that I'm starting Harris 1054 01:15:25,682 --> 01:15:27,892 against the Yankees tomorrow, 1055 01:15:27,976 --> 01:15:31,145 even though I know it's your turn in the rotation. 1056 01:15:31,772 --> 01:15:33,731 He's got a little more experience, 1057 01:15:33,815 --> 01:15:36,776 with a bit better record against the Yankees. 1058 01:15:37,986 --> 01:15:40,821 Yeah, I guess what's best for the team. 1059 01:15:40,906 --> 01:15:43,115 Don't read anything into it, Rick. 1060 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:45,910 You're one of the guys that got us here. 1061 01:15:50,165 --> 01:15:51,249 HeIIo again, everybody. 1062 01:15:51,333 --> 01:15:53,918 Harry DoyIe coming to you live from the stadium, 1063 01:15:54,002 --> 01:15:56,045 where the lndians have just returned home 1064 01:15:56,129 --> 01:15:58,589 in preparation for their one-game pIay-off 1065 01:15:58,674 --> 01:16:01,926 with the New York Yankees for the Eastern Division Championship. 1066 01:16:02,010 --> 01:16:05,137 We'll have interviews on Indians Powwow at 8:00, 1067 01:16:05,222 --> 01:16:09,058 but in the meantime, get your tomahawks ready, Cleveland. 1068 01:16:09,935 --> 01:16:12,019 You're the best! 1069 01:16:55,105 --> 01:16:57,440 You mind if I join you? 1070 01:16:58,233 --> 01:17:01,277 I don't think I'd be very good company right now. 1071 01:17:01,361 --> 01:17:04,071 - Why not? - Nothing. 1072 01:17:04,906 --> 01:17:06,282 Job problem. 1073 01:17:08,410 --> 01:17:10,828 - I'm a ballplayer. - I know. 1074 01:17:11,413 --> 01:17:13,914 But that's not why I came over here. 1075 01:17:13,999 --> 01:17:16,167 I don't chase ballplayers. 1076 01:17:16,251 --> 01:17:18,419 Why'd you come over here then? 1077 01:17:21,173 --> 01:17:25,134 Because you are the sexiest man I have ever laid eyes on, 1078 01:17:28,347 --> 01:17:31,390 and you look like you could use a friend. 1079 01:17:35,604 --> 01:17:36,771 Check. 1080 01:17:41,943 --> 01:17:43,527 Where are you going? 1081 01:17:43,612 --> 01:17:45,404 I've got to get home. 1082 01:17:46,782 --> 01:17:49,116 I don't think I ever got your name. 1083 01:17:49,201 --> 01:17:52,119 Suzanne. Suzanne Dorn. 1084 01:17:54,790 --> 01:17:56,248 Suzanne Dorn? 1085 01:17:59,795 --> 01:18:01,420 Mrs. Roger Dorn. 1086 01:18:04,633 --> 01:18:07,635 So long. You're a great kid. 1087 01:18:16,978 --> 01:18:18,479 Hi, Jake. 1088 01:18:28,782 --> 01:18:31,617 I didn't know who she was. I swear to God. 1089 01:18:31,993 --> 01:18:35,955 Got one off the chest, but he's up with it, and it's over! 1090 01:18:36,498 --> 01:18:39,083 Bye-bye, honey. See you at the park. Wish me luck. 1091 01:18:43,088 --> 01:18:44,588 Before you go, 1092 01:18:45,424 --> 01:18:47,299 there's something I'd like to tell you. 1093 01:18:47,384 --> 01:18:48,467 What? 1094 01:18:48,552 --> 01:18:50,928 I don't know what Dorn's wife is up to, but I think it best 1095 01:18:51,012 --> 01:18:53,180 if you get dressed out early and out to the bullpen 1096 01:18:53,265 --> 01:18:56,016 before Dorn hits the clubhouse, okay? 1097 01:18:56,977 --> 01:18:58,769 Hey, we got a big problem. 1098 01:18:58,854 --> 01:19:00,855 Cerrano wants some extra power for tonight. 1099 01:19:00,939 --> 01:19:03,983 He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken. 1100 01:19:04,067 --> 01:19:05,192 Hey, Jake, man, we can't have people 1101 01:19:05,277 --> 01:19:07,111 puking in the locker room before the game. 1102 01:19:07,195 --> 01:19:09,155 God, what next? 1103 01:19:09,239 --> 01:19:12,366 All right, tell him not to worry. I'll think of something. Come on. 1104 01:19:14,035 --> 01:19:15,286 Jake. 1105 01:19:15,370 --> 01:19:17,663 Where's Vaughn? Seen him around? 1106 01:19:18,206 --> 01:19:21,917 If you do, tell him I'd like to have a little talk with him. 1107 01:19:28,383 --> 01:19:29,633 - Thanks, Pepper. - Yeah. 1108 01:19:29,718 --> 01:19:32,178 One whole chicken, just like you said. 1109 01:19:57,287 --> 01:19:58,370 Hello again, everybody. 1110 01:19:58,455 --> 01:20:01,165 Harry Doyle bidding you a big Wahoo welcome 1111 01:20:01,249 --> 01:20:02,833 from Municipal Stadium, 1112 01:20:02,918 --> 01:20:08,047 where tonight, before a capacity crowd of 75,000 screaming feather-heads, 1113 01:20:08,131 --> 01:20:10,591 the fighting braves of the Cuyahoga 1114 01:20:10,675 --> 01:20:13,177 will leave their teepees in search of Cleveland's 1115 01:20:13,261 --> 01:20:16,514 first league championship in over 30 years. 1116 01:20:16,598 --> 01:20:19,141 Standing in the way, their long-time nemesis, 1117 01:20:19,226 --> 01:20:20,643 the New York Yankees. 1118 01:20:20,727 --> 01:20:23,395 Trying to put the stop on the Yanks will be Eddie Harris, 1119 01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:25,731 the tribe's veteran right-hander. 1120 01:20:25,815 --> 01:20:28,984 - Monte, anything to add? - No. 1121 01:20:29,069 --> 01:20:31,987 He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks. 1122 01:20:32,113 --> 01:20:34,114 All right, we're set to go. 1123 01:20:37,536 --> 01:20:39,537 - Are you ready? - We're ready! 1124 01:20:39,621 --> 01:20:41,664 Are you ready? Let's take it to 'em! 1125 01:21:14,614 --> 01:21:18,450 Two out in the first inning, and Harris looking very sharp, so far. 1126 01:21:18,535 --> 01:21:21,996 The sign from Taylor. The target goes up, and the pitch. 1127 01:21:23,164 --> 01:21:25,833 Here's a bouncer to third, easy play for Dorn. 1128 01:21:25,959 --> 01:21:29,837 Fires across to Metcalfe, and the Yankees are gone in the first. 1129 01:21:34,467 --> 01:21:35,551 Bottom of the third, 1130 01:21:35,635 --> 01:21:38,429 Cerrano swings and misses, strike three. 1131 01:21:39,764 --> 01:21:41,599 Springer leads away from first. 1132 01:21:41,683 --> 01:21:44,977 Harris comes to the plate, Taylor, snap throw to first, got him! 1133 01:21:45,478 --> 01:21:47,438 Springer is picked off. 1134 01:21:48,148 --> 01:21:50,482 Jackson deals. Hayes pops it up, 1135 01:21:50,567 --> 01:21:53,527 and that will do it for the Indians in the fourth. 1136 01:21:54,446 --> 01:21:57,114 Harris delivers. K- Y ball hit toward the hole. 1137 01:21:57,198 --> 01:22:00,951 Hey, great stop by Dorn! Throws in time, and he got him. 1138 01:22:01,703 --> 01:22:03,954 A curve ball, and down goes Cerrano again. 1139 01:22:04,039 --> 01:22:05,372 Strike! 1140 01:22:05,457 --> 01:22:08,125 Williams swings and drives one deep. 1141 01:22:09,669 --> 01:22:12,296 Back goes Hayes. Way back to the wall. 1142 01:22:12,380 --> 01:22:14,798 Jumps, and makes a great catch! 1143 01:22:14,883 --> 01:22:18,177 What a play, and the Yankees are turned away in the sixth! 1144 01:22:27,437 --> 01:22:30,439 Still nothing-nothing. Top of the seventh, with two out. 1145 01:22:30,523 --> 01:22:32,858 Harris has been in trouble, but has battled his way out 1146 01:22:32,942 --> 01:22:35,110 with the help of some great defensive plays. 1147 01:22:35,195 --> 01:22:37,613 All right, here's Burton coming on. 1148 01:22:40,367 --> 01:22:44,203 Harris, from the stretch, is ready, and here he comes to Burton. 1149 01:22:44,287 --> 01:22:46,455 He swings and drives one to right field. 1150 01:22:46,539 --> 01:22:51,377 Uh-oh, this one is way back, way back. It is off the reservation. 1151 01:22:51,461 --> 01:22:55,422 A home run, and the Yankees now lead two to nothing. 1152 01:22:56,966 --> 01:22:58,967 That ought to shut these people up. 1153 01:22:59,052 --> 01:23:01,887 Well, the Indians have been living dangerously all night, 1154 01:23:01,971 --> 01:23:04,598 and Burton finally burned them. 1155 01:23:04,766 --> 01:23:06,517 One down, bottom of the seventh. 1156 01:23:06,601 --> 01:23:09,311 Taylor hits a ground ball to short. Danello up with it. 1157 01:23:09,396 --> 01:23:12,606 On to first in time, and Taylor is hobbling a little 1158 01:23:12,732 --> 01:23:14,942 as he goes back to the dugout. 1159 01:23:21,241 --> 01:23:23,492 - Now batting, number 24. - Go, Roger. 1160 01:23:24,327 --> 01:23:27,538 Third baseman, Roger Dorn. 1161 01:23:27,622 --> 01:23:30,541 Dorn up. Two men out, bottom of the seventh. 1162 01:23:30,625 --> 01:23:33,127 The Indians running out of chances. 1163 01:23:33,628 --> 01:23:35,337 Dorn, off to a slow start this year, 1164 01:23:35,422 --> 01:23:39,591 has come on lately, hitting.271, with 86 RBIs. 1165 01:23:39,676 --> 01:23:42,010 Here's the wind-up, and the pitch to him. 1166 01:23:42,095 --> 01:23:45,556 And he swings and drives a base hit to left field. 1167 01:23:49,060 --> 01:23:52,062 And the Indians have a runner here with two men out 1168 01:23:52,147 --> 01:23:54,815 on a sharp single to left by Dorn. 1169 01:23:55,316 --> 01:23:59,611 All right. That'll bring up Cerrano, the big man, with two away, 1170 01:23:59,696 --> 01:24:02,239 and he represents the tying run. 1171 01:24:02,323 --> 01:24:06,744 Now batting, number 13, Pedro Cerrano. 1172 01:24:06,828 --> 01:24:08,287 Cerrano hitless tonight. 1173 01:24:08,371 --> 01:24:10,831 As a matter of fact, he hasn't touched the ball yet. 1174 01:24:11,166 --> 01:24:15,502 - Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! - Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! 1175 01:24:18,548 --> 01:24:20,758 Cerrano ready now. 1176 01:24:20,842 --> 01:24:23,010 Here's the pitch. Swings and misses. 1177 01:24:23,094 --> 01:24:25,846 We should have gotten a live chicken. 1178 01:24:27,015 --> 01:24:29,433 Cerrano digging in. Down a strike. 1179 01:24:31,394 --> 01:24:33,937 Jackson gets his sign, and comes set. 1180 01:24:34,147 --> 01:24:36,815 Checks Dorn at first. Here's the pitch. 1181 01:24:36,900 --> 01:24:39,026 A curve ball. Swung on and missed. 1182 01:24:39,110 --> 01:24:42,654 Strike two, and Cerrano wasn't even close to that one. 1183 01:24:44,032 --> 01:24:46,241 Pissed off now, Jobu. 1184 01:24:46,326 --> 01:24:49,036 Look, I good to you. I stick up for you. 1185 01:24:49,954 --> 01:24:51,872 If you no help me now, 1186 01:24:53,416 --> 01:24:56,418 I say, fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself. 1187 01:25:08,556 --> 01:25:12,434 Jackson wants a new sign. Now he's got what he likes. 1188 01:25:14,979 --> 01:25:17,105 Here's the pitch to Cerrano. 1189 01:25:17,524 --> 01:25:20,275 He swings, and drives one to deep left. 1190 01:25:21,611 --> 01:25:24,571 Way back! Way back! This ball is gone! 1191 01:25:24,739 --> 01:25:25,823 Yeah! 1192 01:25:49,973 --> 01:25:52,140 Jobu! Yes! 1193 01:26:00,817 --> 01:26:02,651 Sit down, Charlie. 1194 01:26:20,628 --> 01:26:22,588 Welcome to the happy hunting ground! 1195 01:26:22,672 --> 01:26:24,840 The Indians have tied it at two 1196 01:26:24,924 --> 01:26:27,509 on a two-run blast by Cerrano. 1197 01:26:31,514 --> 01:26:34,266 Two outs, top of the ninth, still tied at two. 1198 01:26:34,350 --> 01:26:36,518 Harris working on a seven-hitter. 1199 01:26:36,603 --> 01:26:39,229 Here's the pitch. Saslow hits a long drive. 1200 01:26:39,314 --> 01:26:42,107 This one's gonna get over Cerrano's head and off the wall. 1201 01:26:42,191 --> 01:26:45,903 Cerrano up with it. Fires it back in, Marx digging for third. 1202 01:26:45,987 --> 01:26:48,405 Saslow into second with a standing double, 1203 01:26:48,489 --> 01:26:50,908 and the Yankees have runners at second and third, 1204 01:26:50,992 --> 01:26:54,161 as Harris is now beginning to show signs of fatigue. 1205 01:26:54,454 --> 01:26:55,454 Shit! 1206 01:26:56,289 --> 01:26:57,873 Get Vaughn up. 1207 01:27:02,503 --> 01:27:04,880 Activity continues in the bullpen. 1208 01:27:05,131 --> 01:27:07,341 Harris is in real trouble now. 1209 01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:10,928 He got the first two hitters, then gave up a single and a double, 1210 01:27:11,012 --> 01:27:13,347 and has now gone 3 and 0 to Cheevers. 1211 01:27:13,848 --> 01:27:17,267 Harris sets, checks the runners. 1212 01:27:17,352 --> 01:27:20,145 Comes to the plate. High, ball four, 1213 01:27:20,229 --> 01:27:22,981 and the bases are loaded, and that's gonna bring up 1214 01:27:23,066 --> 01:27:26,443 Clue Haywood, the biggest Indian-killer of them all. 1215 01:27:26,611 --> 01:27:28,612 Taylor and Brown on their way to the mound, 1216 01:27:28,696 --> 01:27:32,491 and this could be all for Harris. He has pitched a beauty. 1217 01:27:34,285 --> 01:27:37,287 How's it holding, Eddie? You look a little tired. 1218 01:27:37,372 --> 01:27:40,791 I'm throwing every piece of junk I can think of at 'em, skipper. 1219 01:27:40,875 --> 01:27:42,417 I got enough left for one more hitter. 1220 01:27:42,502 --> 01:27:44,252 Nah. You pitched a hell of a game there. 1221 01:27:44,337 --> 01:27:47,381 Take a seat, and we'll see if we can get this guy out for you. 1222 01:27:47,465 --> 01:27:49,716 - All right. - Good game, Eddie. 1223 01:27:50,134 --> 01:27:51,718 Give me Vaughn. 1224 01:27:52,387 --> 01:27:53,762 You want Vaughn? 1225 01:27:53,846 --> 01:27:55,555 I know he hasn't done very well against this guy, 1226 01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:57,766 but I got a hunch he's due. 1227 01:27:58,601 --> 01:28:00,519 Good job. Good job. 1228 01:28:20,915 --> 01:28:22,958 WiId thing 1229 01:28:24,585 --> 01:28:26,461 You make my heart sing 1230 01:28:26,546 --> 01:28:28,797 I hate this fucking song. 1231 01:28:33,511 --> 01:28:35,679 Come on, wild thing 1232 01:28:46,441 --> 01:28:49,776 WiId thing, I think I Iove you 1233 01:28:50,778 --> 01:28:53,947 But l wanna know for sure 1234 01:29:03,833 --> 01:29:04,875 Okay, Ricky. 1235 01:29:04,959 --> 01:29:07,419 Haywood likes the hard stuff out over the plate, 1236 01:29:07,503 --> 01:29:10,630 so bust him in, and don't get up with anything. 1237 01:29:11,507 --> 01:29:13,383 - You listening to me, Rick? - Yeah. 1238 01:29:13,468 --> 01:29:16,178 Okay, you're my man. Go get him, kid. 1239 01:29:18,765 --> 01:29:22,517 This guy's the out you've been waiting your whole life for. 1240 01:29:24,145 --> 01:29:26,146 WiId thing 1241 01:29:27,398 --> 01:29:29,524 Come on, wild thing 1242 01:29:30,568 --> 01:29:34,196 Come on, come on, come on, wild thing 1243 01:29:34,739 --> 01:29:36,823 Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it 1244 01:29:36,908 --> 01:29:37,991 WiId thing 1245 01:29:40,661 --> 01:29:42,996 Come on, come on, wild thing 1246 01:29:43,081 --> 01:29:46,875 So, a surprise move by Brown here, bringing in the Wild Thing, 1247 01:29:46,959 --> 01:29:50,670 who's been shelled in two outings against the Yankees. 1248 01:29:55,676 --> 01:29:57,719 Oh, shit. 1249 01:30:06,854 --> 01:30:11,191 Let's cut through the crap, Vaughn. I only got one thing to say to you. 1250 01:30:13,569 --> 01:30:15,779 Strike this motherfucker out! 1251 01:30:28,292 --> 01:30:30,877 Okay, the conference on the mound is over, 1252 01:30:30,962 --> 01:30:32,879 and we are ready to go. 1253 01:30:33,214 --> 01:30:38,218 Now batting, number six, first baseman, Clue Haywood. 1254 01:30:43,182 --> 01:30:44,307 Haywood steps in, 1255 01:30:44,392 --> 01:30:46,184 the American League's Triple Crown winner. 1256 01:30:46,269 --> 01:30:50,230 .341 average, 48 homers, 121 RBIs. 1257 01:30:50,314 --> 01:30:53,525 He's homered the only two times he's faced Vaughn. 1258 01:31:03,619 --> 01:31:06,246 All right, Ricky. Let's get nasty. 1259 01:31:07,957 --> 01:31:10,542 Haywood's set at the plate. 1260 01:31:11,210 --> 01:31:13,420 Vaughn, from the wind-up... 1261 01:31:13,629 --> 01:31:15,172 Swing and a miss. 1262 01:31:18,259 --> 01:31:19,801 That sucker was moving, wasn't it? 1263 01:31:19,886 --> 01:31:23,263 If it hit you, it'd leave a two-foot hole coming out. 1264 01:31:25,433 --> 01:31:27,475 Okay, what shall we call now? 1265 01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:30,770 Let's see what the kid feels about the old number one. 1266 01:31:34,233 --> 01:31:37,360 Wild Thing delivers. Strike two! 1267 01:31:37,445 --> 01:31:38,987 Fuck! 1268 01:31:44,410 --> 01:31:48,038 Forget about the curve ball, Ricky. Give him the heater. 1269 01:31:48,539 --> 01:31:51,416 Now, shit. All these pitches to choose from. 1270 01:31:51,542 --> 01:31:54,920 Maybe we ought to try something different this time. 1271 01:32:24,367 --> 01:32:27,244 - Got him swinging! - Strike three! 1272 01:32:27,328 --> 01:32:29,955 All right, Ricky! Yeah! 1273 01:32:41,509 --> 01:32:46,096 Oh, Lordy! Three straight heaters, and the Yankees are blown down. 1274 01:32:46,180 --> 01:32:49,349 No runs, two hits, three left on. 1275 01:32:49,433 --> 01:32:51,518 And are you ready, Cleveland? 1276 01:32:51,602 --> 01:32:54,854 We go to the Indian ninth still tied at two. 1277 01:32:55,815 --> 01:32:58,692 Can you believe this, Monte? 1278 01:33:01,320 --> 01:33:04,781 One down in the ninth. Jackson delivers, Tomlinson swings 1279 01:33:04,865 --> 01:33:06,825 and drives one deep to right field! 1280 01:33:06,909 --> 01:33:10,453 Back goes Worberg and makes the catch against the wall. 1281 01:33:10,538 --> 01:33:13,290 Tomlinson gave it a ride, but came up short. 1282 01:33:13,874 --> 01:33:16,793 That's gonna bring a visit to the mound. 1283 01:33:16,877 --> 01:33:20,380 And Horton wasting no time. He's going to the Duke. 1284 01:33:24,468 --> 01:33:27,595 The Duke leads the league in saves, strikeouts per inning 1285 01:33:27,680 --> 01:33:29,055 and hit batsmen. 1286 01:33:29,140 --> 01:33:32,309 This guy threw at his own kid in a father-son game. 1287 01:33:32,393 --> 01:33:38,064 Now batting, number doubIe zero, center fieIder WiIIie Mays Hayes. 1288 01:33:38,149 --> 01:33:41,609 Two down now, as Hayes steps in, hitting.291. 1289 01:33:41,736 --> 01:33:44,654 Trying to get something going for the tribe. 1290 01:33:45,573 --> 01:33:48,366 The Duke, who's been overpowering down the stretch, 1291 01:33:48,451 --> 01:33:52,120 has not been scored upon in his last 16 appearances. 1292 01:33:53,789 --> 01:33:58,043 The Duke ready now and delivers. Here's a high chopper towards short. 1293 01:33:58,419 --> 01:34:00,837 Danello charges. Can he get him? No! 1294 01:34:00,921 --> 01:34:02,672 - Safe! - Hayes beat it! 1295 01:34:10,556 --> 01:34:11,598 All right! 1296 01:34:26,030 --> 01:34:29,657 - Going somewhere, meat? - About 90 feet. 1297 01:34:30,326 --> 01:34:34,746 Number seven, catcher Jake TayIor. 1298 01:34:41,212 --> 01:34:42,879 Taylor to the plate. 1299 01:34:42,963 --> 01:34:45,882 He's 0 for 12 against the Duke, lifetime. 1300 01:34:45,966 --> 01:34:48,676 The Duke has his sign and is ready. 1301 01:34:48,803 --> 01:34:50,387 Hayes with a good lead. 1302 01:34:50,471 --> 01:34:52,639 - Go! Go! Go! Go! - Go! Go! Go! Go! 1303 01:34:59,271 --> 01:35:01,898 A quick move by the Duke, and Hayes just beat it back. 1304 01:35:01,982 --> 01:35:03,566 Safe! 1305 01:35:15,329 --> 01:35:17,580 Hayes leads away again. 1306 01:35:17,665 --> 01:35:20,417 Tie game, 2-2, two outs in the ninth, 1307 01:35:20,501 --> 01:35:21,876 and the winning run at first. 1308 01:35:21,961 --> 01:35:24,421 Hayes out to a big lead now. 1309 01:35:33,764 --> 01:35:35,598 Hayes goes! 1310 01:35:40,813 --> 01:35:42,897 Come on! 1311 01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:46,067 Come on, Willie. 1312 01:35:46,485 --> 01:35:48,862 Here's the throw. 1313 01:35:49,697 --> 01:35:50,947 - Safe! - Yeah! 1314 01:35:51,031 --> 01:35:52,157 Yeah! 1315 01:35:57,955 --> 01:36:00,331 All right, Willie! Way to go! 1316 01:36:02,751 --> 01:36:06,087 - Whoo! All right! - You, man! You, man! 1317 01:36:09,216 --> 01:36:10,467 It's up to Taylor now, 1318 01:36:10,551 --> 01:36:14,471 as the Indians have the winning run in scoring position. 1319 01:36:22,396 --> 01:36:24,397 That's a hell of an idea. 1320 01:36:44,919 --> 01:36:47,504 What's this? Taylor is pointing to the bleachers. 1321 01:36:47,588 --> 01:36:49,422 He's calling his shot. 1322 01:36:51,967 --> 01:36:55,553 Nobody's done this since Babe Ruth in the '32 World Series. 1323 01:36:55,679 --> 01:36:58,640 Hayes leads from second, as Duke takes his stretch. 1324 01:36:58,724 --> 01:37:00,016 The pitch. 1325 01:37:00,100 --> 01:37:03,019 Look out! Down goes Taylor! 1326 01:37:08,651 --> 01:37:11,945 Come on, hairball! Cut down on that shit, man! 1327 01:37:12,029 --> 01:37:14,239 Bring that shit to me, man. 1328 01:37:14,323 --> 01:37:17,534 Taylor back up, refusing to dust himself off 1329 01:37:17,618 --> 01:37:20,620 after Duke gave him a little chin music. 1330 01:37:25,084 --> 01:37:27,043 Taylor's pointing again! 1331 01:37:33,050 --> 01:37:37,262 Unbelievable. They're on their feet here, stomping, clapping. 1332 01:37:38,097 --> 01:37:40,473 Come on. Join in wherever you are out there. 1333 01:37:40,558 --> 01:37:41,975 Let's hear you, Cleveland! 1334 01:37:42,059 --> 01:37:44,352 - Go, go, go! - Go, go, go! 1335 01:37:55,656 --> 01:37:57,699 Taylor waits at the plate. 1336 01:37:58,492 --> 01:38:01,452 The Duke at the belt. Hayes away from second. 1337 01:38:07,585 --> 01:38:10,545 Here comes the 1-1 pitch. 1338 01:38:16,260 --> 01:38:17,635 Taylor bunts. 1339 01:38:17,720 --> 01:38:18,720 Shit. 1340 01:38:44,580 --> 01:38:45,705 Safe! 1341 01:38:46,874 --> 01:38:50,251 Hayes around third! He's gonna try to score! 1342 01:38:52,046 --> 01:38:54,130 Here comes the throw. 1343 01:38:57,384 --> 01:39:00,511 He slides! He is... 1344 01:39:01,013 --> 01:39:02,263 Safe! Safe! 1345 01:39:02,890 --> 01:39:05,099 And the Indians win it! The Indians win it! 1346 01:39:05,184 --> 01:39:07,727 Oh, my God! The Indians win it! 1347 01:39:22,201 --> 01:39:24,118 I can't believe it! 1348 01:39:50,354 --> 01:39:52,146 We did it! We did it! 1349 01:39:53,146 --> 01:40:03,146 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 103761

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