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(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)
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RICHARD: Sue, don't
misunderstand me, please.
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Sue, I'm not complaining
about your work.
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I have your latest piece
right here in front of me
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and it's terrific, it's great.
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It's just that you were
due back here yesterday.
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Yeah, but Richard, there's one
more story I just have to do.
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There's always one more story.
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No, but would you listen to this?
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SUE: Last month this guy
in the Northern Territory
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was attacked by a crocodile.
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The thing bit his leg right off,
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left him there to die
100 miles from nowhere.
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A week later, he crawls
out of the bush,
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gets patched up and disappears.
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No interviews,
no pictures, nothing.
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- So?
- I tracked him down.
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He runs a safari business out of
somewhere called Walkabout Creek.
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And his name...
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Get this...
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Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee.
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Sue, even if this
thing is for real,
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it could take you weeks
to nail him down.
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Will you trust me?
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I already made
arrangements to meet him.
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I've got a chopper meeting
the plane at Darwin.
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I'll be there tonight.
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Well...
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Okay.
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I really miss you, darling.
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I miss you, too, honey.
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Take care now.
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Don't worry. I'm a New Yorker.
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(SQUAWKING)
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(HELICOPTER HOVERING)
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Hi.
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Walter Reilly, Never Never Safaris.
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I'm Mr. Dundee's business partner.
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Nice to meet you, Mr. Reilly.
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Oh, please, call me Walter.
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We're pretty informal in the bush.
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No, uh, let me.
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There you go.
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- You all right?
- Yes.
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I'm sorry that Mr. Dundee isn't
here himself to meet you.
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But he is here in town. Somewhere.
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(HELICOPTER HOVERING)
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(DOG BARKING)
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Welcome to Walkabout Creek.
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Hmm.
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Oh, I took the liberty of
booking you into our hotel.
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I trust that's in order?
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Sounds just fine.
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There's just one other thing.
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Uh...
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You did say that you were
prepared to pay the $2,500?
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Absolutely.
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And I will see where he was
attacked and how he survived?
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Miss, I assure you, you're gonna
spend a few wonderful days here.
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MAN: Come on, fellas. Five bucks,
anyone who can make Donk spill it.
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So tell me, what's the
sideshow all about?
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Oh, that's just the boys
having fun and games.
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You see, Donk's never
spilled a drop.
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- We're a pretty tough breed up here.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Ooh!
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And your Mr. Dundee, does he...
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No, no, no. (CHUCKLES)
No, no, he's very reserved.
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He's a legend up here.
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I mean, there he was out there
doing a quiet spot of fishing,
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when all of a sudden... Bang!
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This giant crocodile came up,
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turned him over, bit
half his leg off,
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dragged him down under.
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Killed it, of course.
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I mean, any normal man would have
just turned up his toes and died.
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But not our Mick. (CHUCKLES) No.
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Hundreds of miles...
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Snake-infested swamps...
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On his hands and knees...
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He crawled right into Katherine.
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Straight past the hospital
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and into the first pub for a beer.
(LAUGHS)
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That story's getting better
every time you tell it, Wally.
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(LAUGHING)
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No, we handle ourselves pretty
well up here in the bush, Miss.
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But if you're talking legend...
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- (KNIFE WHOOSHING)
- (GASPING)
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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Oh, my God!
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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Two beers, Ida.
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One for me, one for me mate.
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IDA: "One for your
mate," you mad bugger.
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Oh, hang on.
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WALTER: I'm sorry if that
frightened you, Miss.
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You see, it's stuffed.
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Him and me both, Wal.
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Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee.
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Never Never Safaris.
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Yeah. Um, never go outwith us,
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if you do, you'll never
come back. Right, Wal?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Sue Charlton, Newsday.
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Yeah, I thought you might be.
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Uh, here, Wal. Mind Cyril for me
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while I dance with this
charming young lady.
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Legend has it a crocodile
took half your leg off.
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Uh, well, a slight exaggeration.
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Um...
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More like a love bite, really.
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Anyhow, enough about me leg.
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Let me tell you about
the rest of me.
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Up north in the Never Never, where
the land is harsh and bare,
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lives a mighty hunter
named Mick Dundee,
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who can dance like Fred Astaire.
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Smooth shag, eh? (CHUCKLES)
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What did you say the
name of this clown was?
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Mick Dundee.
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He's the bloke that was grabbed
by a croc on the Rapid River.
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What was he doing up there?
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It's full of crocs. What do
you reckon he was doing?
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Just a bloody poacher, eh?
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Listen, you do understand
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I want you to take me out
where you were attacked,
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show me how you survived.
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Oh, well, I don't know, just
the two of us out there alone?
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I've got me reputation
to think about.
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Hey, Dundee.
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Where can a man shoot a few
crocs around here, eh?
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(LAUGHING)
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How would I know, shit-for-brains?
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Just relax.
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Now, come on, Dundee.
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Every man and his dog
in the joint knows
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you're nothing but a
bloody croc poacher.
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- (GROANS)
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
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IDA: You better get
your men out of here.
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Oh, sorry about that.
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But I won't have anyone using bad
language in front of a lady.
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Bad language?
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Don't come back neither!
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What was he saying about
you being a poacher?
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Uh, he was just trying to
get a bite, that's all.
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Donk, tonight's me lucky night.
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You want to have a hit at the guts?
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Here's a go, fellas.
Good on you, Mick.
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Come on, guys, put
your money on me.
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Come on, Mick.
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(KISSING)
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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MAN: Give me a kiss, Donk.
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I'm sorry. He's not
normally like this.
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I do apologize.
It's just the drink.
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You mean there's a serious
side to him? Hmm.
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I can hardly wait.
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WALTER: Uh, comfortable, Miss?
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SUE: Wonderful country out here.
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WALTER: We think so.
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Well, I hope you're not gonna
be the strong, silent type.
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- Me?
- Reluctant to talk about yourself?
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No. Favorite subject.
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Great. Why "Crocodile"?
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MICK: Wal's idea.
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He reckons it makes me more
colorful for the tourist business.
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SUE: How old are you?
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MICK: Don't know.
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Uh, what year is this?
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SUE: You don't know?
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MICK: Um, time doesn't
mean much up here, Miss.
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You see, um, the Aborigines
don't have calendars.
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I was raised by the local tribe.
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I asked one of the tribal
elders one day when I was born.
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And he said, "In the summertime."
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(BIRDS SCREECHING)
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And is there a
Mrs. Crocodile Dundee?
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I was sort of married once.
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- Nice girl. Good cook. Big...
- WALTER: Mick!
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Anyway, I went off on walkabout.
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When I came back, she'd gone.
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A walkabout?
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That's an Aboriginal habit.
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It means to, uh, wander around
and discover new places.
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How long were you gone?
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Couple months.
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Try 18.
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And she didn't wait?
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Strange girl.
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Yeah.
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(HONKING)
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Out of the way, dopey!
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(HONKS)
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(SPITS)
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(HUMMING)
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(CAMERA CLICKS)
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(HUMMING)
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Jesus...
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That was amazing.
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Mind over matter. (CHUCKLES)
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Old bushman's trick.
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(WHISTLING)
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WALTER:
All right, Miss. All ashore.
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Now, I'm going to leave you
in Mick's capable hands,
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and I'll meet you at the Echo
Billabong on Wednesday.
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2:20. We better get started.
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2:20.
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Yeah. Yes. That's the way
that we do it in the bush.
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Uh, don't you worry, Miss.
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He's the best bushman
in the territory.
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Best pupil I ever had.
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You ready, lady?
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Ready as I'll ever be.
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Right, well, uh, till Wednesday.
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- Cheerio.
- Wednesday.
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- What's today, Wal?
- Monday.
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Doesn't know.
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Doesn't care.
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Lucky bastard.
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- You okay, lady?
- Oh, I'm fine.
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It's only about another
hour to the river,
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but you being a sheila,
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it'll probably take two.
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Well, I'll just do the best I can.
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Yeah.
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The water was running 20 foot up
the bank during the wet season.
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Here's what's left of me boat.
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Now you can see where
he sunk his teeth in.
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My God.
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How big was it?
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Uh, 16, 18 foot, maybe.
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And you were out here
hunting crocodiles in that?
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Nah, that's illegal.
I was just fishing.
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How did you get away?
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Uh, see, crocs don't
like fresh meat.
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He wasn't trying to
eat me on the spot.
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He just wanted grab hold of me and
take me down for a death roll.
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00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,128
A death roll?
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Yeah. See, a croc will grab you,
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take you down to the
bottom of the water,
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and roll you over and over and
over till you stop kicking.
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Then he'll take you away to
his meat safe somewhere.
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A rock ledge, log,
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down under the water and
jam you under it...
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Tenderize you a bit.
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Good eating.
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Anyway, he wasn't happy
with the grip he had on me,
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so he let go to get a better
one, and I talked him out of it.
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Talked?
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(RATTLE)
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And you were just out here fishing?
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Well, a barramundi's
a bloody big fish.
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It'll be getting dark soon.
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I'll take you to where I
camped the first night.
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MICK: You married?
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SUE: Was once...
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To the original rebel.
267
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,415
What happened?
268
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,002
You name it, we marched...
269
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,926
Anti-nuke, women's lib,
save the whales.
270
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,824
He's probably marching right now
for the gay Nazis or something.
272
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,927
Hmm. Sounds like a prize ratbag.
273
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,013
Oh, he meant well. (DROPS CUP)
274
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,106
Haven't you ever
protested anything?
275
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,894
Sure. Every time I get
thrown out of the pub.
276
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,024
(CHUCKLES) Come on, I'm serious.
277
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,339
I mean, where would someone
like you stand on,
278
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,008
say, the nuclear debate?
279
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,827
What do you think
about the arms race?
280
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,366
None of my business.
281
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,786
None of your business?
282
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,367
How can you say that?
283
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,289
It's everybody's business.
284
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:12,793
Got to have an opinion.
Got to have a voice.
285
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,466
Who's going to hear it out here?
286
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,507
Okay.
287
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,282
Something closer to home.
288
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,227
Uh... The Aborigines.
289
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,806
What do you think about their
claims to get the land back?
290
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,309
Ah, well, you see,
291
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,485
Aborigines don't own the land.
292
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,775
They belong to it.
293
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,573
It's like their mother.
294
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,782
See those rocks sticking up there?
295
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:47,161
Been standing up there
for 600 million years.
296
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,996
Still be there when
you and I are gone.
297
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,628
So arguing over who owns them
298
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:59,051
is like two fleas arguing over
who owns the dog they live on.
299
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,570
You see, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
300
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,822
Uh... (GASPS)
301
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,074
Aborigines, well, like
all God's creatures,
302
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,848
they just want the right to
303
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,555
roam across the earth
and be left in peace.
304
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:12,265
(SNAPPING)
305
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:17,857
It's that...
306
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:23,863
Oh, it's a king brown.
307
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:25,952
Poisonous?
308
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,579
Oh, yeah. Deadly.
309
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,915
Not bad eating,
but always give me gas.
310
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:34,541
Uh, listen, are there any
more of those around?
311
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,606
Oh, maybe the odd
one late at night.
312
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,880
But stick close to me,
you'll be all right.
313
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,941
(ZIPPING SLEEPING BAG)
314
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,467
Yeah, you're probably right, a
man should have an opinion.
316
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,912
- I... Shh!
- What?
317
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,125
Hmm. Thought I heard something.
318
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,435
No, it's nothing.
319
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:16,913
Good night.
320
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,778
(GUNSHOT)
321
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,613
(ENGINE REVVING)
322
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,590
Mick?
323
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,908
(GUNSHOTS)
324
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,865
(GUNSHOT)
325
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,953
(GUNSHOTS)
326
00:23:58,187 --> 00:23:59,630
(SHOUTING)
327
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:11,766
(GASPS)
328
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,647
- (GASPS)
- It's only me.
329
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,025
Dangerous bastards.
330
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,694
It's those city cowboys.
331
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,993
What are you going to do?
332
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,428
Nothing. Why?
333
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:35,874
Why? They're shooting these
poor kangaroos for fun.
334
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,713
There's no law against that.
335
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,637
Keep your head down.
336
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,177
Stay here.
337
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:55,890
(GUNSHOT)
338
00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:59,974
(SHOUTING) Hey. Ah, I need a piss.
339
00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:05,545
I need a piss!
340
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:07,398
Yeah, and a straighter rifle.
341
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:10,192
You're as useless as
tits on a bull, Duffy!
342
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:17,265
Shh! Shut up, you guys.
343
00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:18,367
- Hey, Trevor.
- What?
344
00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:20,268
Trevor, get the spotlight
over here, mate.
345
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:22,246
- Eh?
- The spotlight!
346
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:24,480
TREVOR:
Can't you see where you're aiming?
347
00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:25,833
Shut up!
348
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:33,300
Not on me, you silly
bugger, on the bushes.
349
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,096
Hey...
350
00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:37,307
Hey, look at this
big cheeky bugger.
351
00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:42,061
Hey! It's got a gun!
352
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,360
(GUNSHOT)
353
00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,566
Shit!
354
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,074
Get out of here! Get going!
355
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:09,547
(LAUGHING) Whoo-hoo!
356
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,213
Good one, skippy.
357
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,714
(CLICKS)
358
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,109
(SQUAWKING)
359
00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,191
(SUE CLEARS THROAT)
360
00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:13,153
Despite the rugged
beauty of this land,
361
00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:17,260
there's a sort of strange
emptiness about it.
362
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:18,487
(INSECT BUZZING)
363
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,160
A feeling of being so alone.
364
00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:23,159
Yeah, but you're not alone.
365
00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:24,493
I'm here, aren't I?
366
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:27,921
Yeah, but...
367
00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:30,022
I think I know how you
must have felt...
368
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:33,593
Or how I'd feel if I
were out here alone.
369
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,921
You... Out here alone?
370
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,381
(CHUCKLE) That's a joke.
371
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:39,675
A city girl like you...
372
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:42,118
You wouldn't last
five minutes, love.
373
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,846
This is man's country out here.
374
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,901
That's right. I'm only a sheila.
375
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:03,039
We're heading for that
escarpment today, right?
376
00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:04,450
Yeah.
377
00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,414
Okay.
378
00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,128
See you there this afternoon.
379
00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:10,877
Hey!
380
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,926
If you're gonna go,
take the gun with you.
381
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:17,804
If you get into trouble, fire
a couple of shots in the air.
382
00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:32,064
That's the dangerous end.
383
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:38,571
(COCKS RIFLE)
384
00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:44,915
So it is.
385
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:56,133
Hmm.
386
00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:03,596
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
387
00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:46,760
(BUSHES RUSTLING)
388
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,544
(BUSHES RUSTLING)
389
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:23,801
(WHISTLES SOFTLY)
390
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:47,096
(THUD)
391
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:53,553
(SCREAMS)
392
00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:00,685
(GROANS)
393
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:11,283
(GROANS)
394
00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:23,800
It's all right. It's over.
395
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:29,805
(SOBBING)
396
00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,015
Hey. Hey.
397
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:35,471
I got you. I got you.
398
00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:43,653
Is it dead?
399
00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,059
Well, if it isn't, I'm gonna
have a hell of a job
400
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,582
skinning the bastard.
401
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:16,011
Well, you were right.
402
00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:18,871
Definitely no place
for a city girl.
403
00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:20,349
Ah, I don't know.
404
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:24,585
From what Wal's told me, living in
the city can be just as dangerous.
406
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,609
Haven't you ever lived in a city?
407
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,357
Never been to a city.
408
00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:30,033
- You're kidding.
- No.
409
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,243
Cities are crowded, right?
410
00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:35,826
If I went and lived in some
city, I'd only make it worse.
412
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:37,870
Here. Try this.
413
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,773
Do you want me to
have a look at that?
414
00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:46,982
It's just a scratch.
415
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:48,901
Yeah, well, a scratch can
turn septic out here.
416
00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:50,800
Give us a look. It's all right.
417
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,391
Shh.
418
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,059
Now what?
419
00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:04,734
Oh, Christ. It's like
living with Davy Crockett.
420
00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:12,609
Mick?
421
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:14,360
(TWIG SNAPS)
422
00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:18,789
Mick.
423
00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:32,820
(SIGHS) Ah, Mick.
424
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:34,488
You frightened shit out of me.
425
00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:36,574
So I ought to, mate.
Sneaking up on a man
426
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,928
when he's rendering
first-aid to a lady.
427
00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:42,060
Ah. Is that what you were doing?
428
00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:47,167
It's all right.
It's a mate of mine.
429
00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:49,020
Neville Bell. Sue Charlton.
430
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,564
G'day, Sue.
431
00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,987
What are you doing wandering
around here in the scrub, Nev?
432
00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,790
I'm on my way to a corroboree
over at the Jabba.
433
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,324
It's a bloody drag,
434
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,669
but still my dad get angry
if I don't show up.
435
00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:09,670
See, Nev's a real city boy,
but his dad's a tribal elder.
437
00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:13,132
Oh, no. You can't
take my photograph.
438
00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:17,473
Oh. I'm sorry. You believe it
will take your spirit away.
439
00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:19,593
No. You got lens cap on.
440
00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:22,308
(BOTH LAUGHING)
441
00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:27,316
Crikey, Mick. I better get going.
442
00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:31,988
- Nice to meet you, Sue.
- Bye, Nev.
443
00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:33,690
MICK: I'll catch up with you, Nev.
444
00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:35,825
What's happening?
445
00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:39,871
I better go with Nev and have
a chat with the Pintinjarra.
446
00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:41,160
Oh, can I come?
447
00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:42,931
No way.
448
00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:45,251
Women are strictly taboo
at these turnouts.
449
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,131
How does he find his
way in the dark?
450
00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:53,001
He thinks his way.
451
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:56,388
A lot of people believe
that they're telepathic.
452
00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:58,218
(CRUNCH) NEV: Ooh!
453
00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:00,391
Oh, I hate the bush.
454
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:02,635
(CHUCKLES)
455
00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:13,567
(ABORIGINAL CHANTING)
456
00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:29,602
How did you know?
457
00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:35,944
Are you telepathic?
458
00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:40,616
Nah. Common sense.
459
00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:43,328
You're a woman. You're a reporter.
460
00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:45,997
That makes you the biggest
busybody in the world.
461
00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,288
I can live with that.
462
00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:56,166
That croc was gonna eat me alive.
463
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,262
Oh, I wouldn't hold
that against him.
464
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,595
Same thought crossed
my mind once or twice.
465
00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:12,978
Good night, Mick.
466
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,101
Hmm.
467
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:19,314
MICK: Of course, it took me
a week to crawl this far.
468
00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:21,799
I thought I was a goner.
469
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,119
Said to meself, "Mick, old son",
470
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,242
"find yourself a nice,
comfortable spot"
471
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,160
"and lay down and die."
472
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:29,498
SUE: Weren't you afraid?
473
00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:31,034
MICK: Of dying? Nah.
474
00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:32,828
I read the Bible once.
475
00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,880
You know God and Jesus
and all them apostles?
476
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,092
They were all fishermen,
just like me.
477
00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:42,178
Yep. Straight to heaven
for Mick Dundee.
478
00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:46,632
Yep.
479
00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:49,181
Me and God...
480
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:50,936
We'd be mates.
481
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,572
This is Echo Lake.
482
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,329
I reckon this place saved me life.
483
00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:14,434
That's mineral water.
484
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:15,912
Means no crocs.
485
00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:18,540
More tucker here than you
could poke a stick at.
486
00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:19,757
Tucker?
487
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,843
Food. You hungry?
488
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,383
- Starving.
- I'll get lunch.
489
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,216
(CRACKLING)
490
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,104
How do you like your goanna?
Medium? Well done?
491
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,565
You don't really
expect me to eat that?
492
00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:42,105
Yeah, it's great. Here,
try some of those yams.
493
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:44,403
Try the grubs and the sugar ants.
494
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,383
Just bite the end off.
They're really sweet.
495
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,031
Black fellas love them.
496
00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:54,834
What about you?
Aren't you having any?
497
00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:56,081
Me?
498
00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:58,584
Ah, Well...
499
00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,214
You can live on it...
500
00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:02,592
But it tastes like shit.
501
00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:04,506
(LAUGHING)
502
00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:15,831
Mick.
503
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:17,958
When I go back, why
don't you come with me?
504
00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:19,418
What for?
505
00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:23,581
Well, it would make a great
wrap to the story...
506
00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:25,841
You in New York City.
507
00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:28,886
Oh.
508
00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:31,947
For a minute there I thought
you were making a pass at me.
509
00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:33,675
Well, I might have been.
510
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,397
Would you mind?
511
00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:01,210
(MAN EXCLAIMS)
512
00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:07,966
Bloody Wally.
513
00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:10,360
He's only been here a dozen times.
514
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:11,929
He's probably lost.
515
00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:34,406
Did you, uh...
516
00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:37,405
You got wind or something, Wal?
517
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,157
(GIGGLING)
518
00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:48,670
I want Mick to come back
to New York with me.
519
00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,884
Mick? In a big city?
520
00:42:51,152 --> 00:42:52,504
No chance.
521
00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:54,384
Paper would pay.
522
00:42:55,740 --> 00:43:00,220
Well, a man should
broaden his horizons.
523
00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:08,645
Everything Okay?
524
00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:11,276
Oh, yeah. No worries.
525
00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:32,422
MICK: Jesus Christ!
526
00:43:57,927 --> 00:43:59,074
Sue!
527
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,781
Sue!
528
00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:03,537
Sue.
529
00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:05,293
G'day, mate!
530
00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:12,375
You look absolutely stunning.
531
00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:17,509
- Welcome home.
- Thanks.
532
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:19,719
Here, let me get this.
533
00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:21,847
Oh...
534
00:44:22,577 --> 00:44:24,411
Where's the man from the backwoods?
535
00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:27,080
Oh, God. We got
separated in customs.
536
00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:28,248
He almost started a riot
537
00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,317
when they wanted to look
through his suitcase.
538
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,857
Ah, there he is.
539
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,153
RICHARD: So, that's Jungle Jim.
540
00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,271
RICHARD: New York City, Mr. Dundee.
541
00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:13,561
Home to seven million people.
542
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,045
MICK: That's incredible.
543
00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:18,737
Imagine seven million people
all wanting to live together.
545
00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:22,616
Yep. New York must be the
friendliest place on earth.
546
00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:38,176
G'day!
547
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,382
Mick Dundee from
Australia. How are you?
548
00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:45,427
I'm fine. How are you? I think...
549
00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:49,059
Good. Just came down
for a couple of days.
550
00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:50,435
Probably see you around.
551
00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:53,434
Fine. We went from there...
552
00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:56,278
I don't know, I think...
553
00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:18,258
Thank you, Gus.
554
00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:24,928
- You'll take care of the luggage?
- Yes, sir.
555
00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:30,934
That's it.
556
00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,750
Hey. Thanks for the lift, mate.
557
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,148
No problem.
558
00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:38,312
What tribe are you, Gus?
559
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:39,946
Tribe?
560
00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:42,233
Man, I ain't from no tribe.
561
00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:43,802
You're a black feller, aren't you?
562
00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:46,029
Last time I looked.
563
00:46:48,097 --> 00:46:50,575
No one in our tribe's got
a flash car like this.
564
00:46:50,683 --> 00:46:52,456
You must be doing all right, eh?
565
00:46:58,941 --> 00:47:00,964
I'll get a cab back to the office.
566
00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:02,819
Do you want to eat
somewhere special tonight?
567
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,718
Well, I thought
Tucano's would be nice.
568
00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:06,448
Tucano's. 7:30?
569
00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:07,846
Mmm. Great.
570
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:09,851
- Bye.
- Okay.
571
00:47:09,869 --> 00:47:11,346
Table for three.
572
00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:20,689
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
573
00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:23,983
(PHONE RINGING)
574
00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:43,339
Sir?
575
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:46,885
No worries.
576
00:48:03,130 --> 00:48:04,823
SUE: Well, what do you think?
577
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,327
Oh, it's a bit rough,
but I'll manage.
578
00:48:10,096 --> 00:48:12,574
Hey, how many of us
are staying here?
579
00:48:12,973 --> 00:48:14,950
(CHUCKLES) Just you.
580
00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:17,077
I've got my own apartment downtown.
581
00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:30,990
Oh, sorry, Mick Dundee.
I didn't catch the name.
582
00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:33,560
- Angelo.
- Pleased to meet you, Angelo.
583
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:36,851
I got it. Here you go.
584
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:43,112
Got to pay for the room
in advance, have we?
585
00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:45,319
You're in m town now, trust me.
586
00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:53,998
SUE: Yeah. Can I get the direct
dialing code for Australia?
587
00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:03,958
You should be comfortable.
Everything's here.
588
00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:05,543
There's a TV if you get bored.
589
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,128
MICK: Ah, television.
590
00:49:08,237 --> 00:49:10,965
Yeah, I saw that at Darkie
Johnson's place years ago.
591
00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:14,305
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
592
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:20,266
Yep, that's what I saw.
593
00:49:23,544 --> 00:49:26,147
Right. Okay, thanks.
594
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:31,759
So, I'm writing down Wally's
number and my office number.
595
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,329
Hey, Sue, come here, look at this!
596
00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:42,963
Some nitwit's put two
dunnies in here.
597
00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:46,000
One dunny, one bidet.
598
00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:49,298
- Bidet?
- Mmm.
599
00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:54,099
It's for... After you... You know.
600
00:49:58,204 --> 00:49:59,851
You figure it out.
601
00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:03,150
See you at seven.
602
00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:04,727
Yeah.
603
00:50:36,325 --> 00:50:37,768
(WHISTLES)
604
00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,565
For washing your backside, right?
605
00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:04,082
G'day.
606
00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:17,766
(CHUCKLES)
607
00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:19,556
G'day.
608
00:51:20,703 --> 00:51:21,975
G'day.
609
00:51:31,547 --> 00:51:33,069
- Hello.
- G'day.
610
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:35,571
MICK: G'day.
611
00:51:54,403 --> 00:51:55,675
Sorry.
612
00:51:58,741 --> 00:52:00,263
G'day. Ooops!
613
00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:03,645
Shit.
614
00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:23,491
(TIRES SQUEAL)
615
00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:14,883
- Take it easy, Mick.
- Thanks, mate.
616
00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:16,836
- Ta.
- Bye.
617
00:53:18,779 --> 00:53:20,847
- G'day.
- Yes, sir.
618
00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:37,319
MAN:
Good evening. Follow me, please.
619
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,112
- Hello.
- Um.
620
00:53:43,804 --> 00:53:45,747
- Sorry we're late.
- (KISSES)
621
00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:48,492
- Been waiting long?
- Oh, I arrived early,
622
00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:51,018
eager to spend time with my girl.
623
00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:54,230
So, what are we drinking?
Uh, two vodka martinis,
624
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,107
and what's yours, crocodile?
625
00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:58,757
Yeah, I'll have two of
those, and a beer, thanks.
626
00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:02,048
Could you send them through
to our table, Matt?
627
00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:09,513
You have been here awhile.
628
00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:11,690
Let's eat.
629
00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:15,960
Now this will be quite a
novelty for you, Mick.
630
00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:19,782
Eating something without having
to kill it first. (CHUCKLES)
631
00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:21,859
Shall we?
632
00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:25,261
- Ah, Roberto.
- Good evening, Mr. Mason.
633
00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:28,536
I can see you got some
friends. Follow me, please.
634
00:54:34,354 --> 00:54:35,797
Thank you.
635
00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:47,434
You know I had almost forgotten
what a sexy-looking lady you are.
636
00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:50,036
I'll gonna have to find a
way of keeping you in town.
637
00:54:50,037 --> 00:54:51,871
Oh, I think we can
work something out.
638
00:54:51,872 --> 00:54:53,098
Really? Yes, what?
639
00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:54,315
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
640
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,820
Listen, uh, you two
should really be alone.
641
00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:02,191
Sorry, Mick. It's just that we haven't
seen each other in six weeks.
642
00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:03,758
Well, that's all the more reason...
643
00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:06,928
Oh, there's no way I'd leave you alone
on your first night in New York.
644
00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:09,282
Richard and I want you with us.
645
00:55:09,598 --> 00:55:11,371
Right. Absolutely.
646
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:15,500
Ah, New York is no place
for a country gent.
647
00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:20,691
I mean, ain't no crocodiles out
there, but a fast-moving Chevy
648
00:55:20,692 --> 00:55:23,341
sure make a mess of you. (LAUGHS)
649
00:55:23,737 --> 00:55:25,089
(SCOFFS)
650
00:55:30,077 --> 00:55:31,804
What's your game?
651
00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:35,873
Great. I'm starving.
652
00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:38,102
Ha ha! Grazie, Roberto.
653
00:55:38,252 --> 00:55:39,569
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
654
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:51,199
Thank you. Um, perhaps I should
order for all of us, right?
655
00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:54,600
I mean, I don't imagine
that they have any...
656
00:55:54,601 --> 00:55:56,703
Kangaroo steak or possum grits!
657
00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:59,188
SUE: Oh, don't worry about Mick.
658
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:02,066
He can make a gourmet meal
out of just about anything.
659
00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:04,044
Even medium-rare goanna.
660
00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:07,113
It was great, wasn't it, eh?
And what about the yams?
661
00:56:07,114 --> 00:56:09,808
Oh, yes. They were great.
662
00:56:11,618 --> 00:56:13,265
Well, that's...
663
00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:16,307
That's wonderful.
664
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:19,898
As he's our guest,
665
00:56:20,294 --> 00:56:22,044
perhaps he'd like to
order for all of us.
666
00:56:22,045 --> 00:56:24,443
Oh, wait a minute. I'll do that.
667
00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:27,826
No, it's... It's all right.
668
00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:29,653
I'll have a lash.
669
00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:36,576
- Italian, eh?
- RICHARD: Yes.
670
00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:48,237
I don't know what you call it,
but I'd like to look at that dish
671
00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:50,306
out there the big fat
sheila's eating.
672
00:56:55,162 --> 00:56:56,514
Richard!
673
00:56:57,831 --> 00:56:59,103
He okay?
674
00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:02,110
Can't handle his drink, poor fella.
675
00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:16,515
SUE: He said you hit him.
676
00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:19,352
You're not in the pub
at Walkabout Creek now.
677
00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:22,377
- He was being a pain.
- That's beside the point.
678
00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:25,608
You're not serious about
this lemon, are you?
679
00:57:25,609 --> 00:57:27,336
Butt out, Dundee!
680
00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:30,051
He had a little too much to drink.
681
00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:32,823
Richard is warm, caring,
and I love him, okay?
682
00:57:32,824 --> 00:57:34,158
- Excuse me.
- What?
683
00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:35,977
I think I'm going to throw up.
684
00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:37,471
God.
685
00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:01,124
- You want a hand?
- No. I can handle it.
686
00:58:01,395 --> 00:58:02,792
RICHARD: I'm fine.
687
00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:08,901
Listen, we've got a busy day
tomorrow, so get some sleep.
689
00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:10,128
I'll pick you up early.
690
00:58:10,404 --> 00:58:11,676
- Good night.
- Good night.
691
00:58:20,622 --> 00:58:23,374
- I think you better take me to the boozer.
- Boozer?
692
00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,227
Don't know that one.
693
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,920
Pub. You know, somewhere
to get a drink.
694
00:58:27,921 --> 00:58:31,366
- Want to join me?
- I just finished my shift. Why not?
695
00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:35,094
- Fancy a drink, do you?
- You kidding? I'm Italian.
696
00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:38,290
I'd drink you under the
table any day, my friend.
697
00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:40,792
Well, that could be interesting.
698
00:58:50,277 --> 00:58:53,176
MICK: No, I'm not putting
down your black widow spider,
699
00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:57,324
but the funnel-web spider can
kill a man in eight seconds,
700
00:58:57,325 --> 00:58:58,426
just by looking at him.
701
00:58:58,452 --> 00:58:59,724
(LAUGHS)
702
00:59:01,955 --> 00:59:04,206
MICK: Of course, the real danger
down there is the sharks, though,
703
00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:06,333
the big ones, you know, like Jaws?
704
00:59:06,334 --> 00:59:08,627
I caught one down there
about three weeks ago.
705
00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:10,901
Got it opened. Know what
we found inside it?
706
00:59:11,131 --> 00:59:13,359
Three Filipino fishermen...
707
00:59:13,467 --> 00:59:15,801
- Still in their boat.
- Hey, buzzy!
708
00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:18,200
Come on over, meet this
guy from Australia.
709
00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:22,125
Hey, my man, what's happening?
710
00:59:22,684 --> 00:59:24,127
Uh, where?
711
00:59:24,478 --> 00:59:26,455
What's goin' down, bro?
712
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:30,630
Goin' down? Ah, yeah. Just
blowing the froth off a couple.
713
00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:33,424
All right! Hang loose, my man.
714
00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:37,765
- Flat out like a lizard drinking.
- Say what?
715
00:59:39,534 --> 00:59:40,760
What?
716
00:59:41,286 --> 00:59:42,603
(LAUGHS)
717
00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:48,777
He's cool.
718
00:59:49,044 --> 00:59:51,112
Yeah. I'm cool. I'm cool.
719
00:59:59,888 --> 01:00:01,222
All right!
720
01:00:01,223 --> 01:00:02,745
All right!
721
01:00:03,058 --> 01:00:04,831
(CHUCKLING)
722
01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:06,685
He's a nice fellow.
723
01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:09,480
Here's my little
Italian mate, Danny.
724
01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:11,690
Just in time to buy
another round, too, mate.
725
01:00:11,691 --> 01:00:13,109
What are you drinking, Gwendoline?
726
01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:16,946
Ah, no more for me. Thanks, Mick.
I must be getting on home.
727
01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:18,139
Oh.
728
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,843
Where's, uh...
Where's home, sweetie?
729
01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:22,827
Just around the corner.
730
01:00:22,828 --> 01:00:25,287
I have a little place where
I live all by my lonesome.
731
01:00:25,288 --> 01:00:26,455
Not now.
732
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:28,809
- Most of the time, that is.
- Oh.
733
01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:31,001
Must, uh...
734
01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:32,586
- Must get a bit lonely, eh?
- (GIGGLING)
735
01:00:32,587 --> 01:00:34,713
Hanker for a bit of,
uh, male company?
736
01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:36,282
Do I ever.
737
01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:38,592
Hey, come here.
738
01:00:38,593 --> 01:00:40,636
Uh, excuse me, Gwendoline.
739
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,455
Don't go away, love.
740
01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:47,226
I have been trying to
tell you all night.
741
01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:49,750
That girl, she's a guy.
742
01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,021
Huh?
743
01:00:51,022 --> 01:00:53,341
A man dressed up as a girl.
744
01:00:54,609 --> 01:00:55,693
Nah.
745
01:00:55,694 --> 01:00:58,422
A fag, for Christ's sakes!
746
01:01:01,908 --> 01:01:03,351
I swear.
747
01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:14,275
(GIGGLING)
748
01:01:17,549 --> 01:01:18,883
Oh!
749
01:01:18,884 --> 01:01:20,009
(CROWD LAUGHING)
750
01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:22,219
Hey... That was a guy.
751
01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:25,055
A guy dressed up like
a sheila. Look at that.
752
01:01:25,056 --> 01:01:27,433
Hey, you all knew,
you pack of bastards.
753
01:01:27,434 --> 01:01:28,642
(LAUGHTER)
754
01:01:28,643 --> 01:01:30,370
Hey! Ah!
755
01:01:37,819 --> 01:01:40,279
Where the hell did I leave the cab?
756
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,697
MICK: Don't know.
757
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:44,158
You wait here until I
go look for it, mate.
758
01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:45,806
Righto, mate.
759
01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:11,411
G'day, girls.
760
01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:13,913
Mick Dundee from Australia.
761
01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:17,087
Looking for a good time, honey?
762
01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:19,553
Always looking for a good time.
763
01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:30,496
Are either of you ladies attached
or married or anything like that?
765
01:02:30,497 --> 01:02:31,580
(GIGGLES)
766
01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:33,916
No. We're both single ladies.
767
01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:35,610
(GIGGLING)
768
01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:42,610
This is Karla. I'm Simone.
Where you from, honey?
769
01:02:44,469 --> 01:02:47,388
I'm from Walkabout Creek
in the Northern Territory.
770
01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:49,116
You probably don't
know where that is.
771
01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:53,123
Hey. I do.
772
01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:56,021
You're the guy I've been
reading about in the paper,
773
01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:57,356
the "Crocodile Man."
774
01:02:57,357 --> 01:02:59,233
I've been reading about
him in the paper.
775
01:02:59,234 --> 01:03:01,110
He's like a regular Tarzan.
776
01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:04,306
Wrestles crocodiles, eats snakes.
777
01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:09,219
Is this your first
trip to New York?
778
01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:14,937
First trip anywhere.
779
01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:16,083
Well, hell.
780
01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:18,711
We might just have to
give you one for free.
781
01:03:18,712 --> 01:03:20,314
(GIGGLING)
782
01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:21,981
Yeah.
783
01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:25,736
One what?
784
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,163
(GIGGLING)
785
01:03:31,516 --> 01:03:32,617
Huh.
786
01:03:35,103 --> 01:03:39,440
Ah, maybe we could take in a movie
or, you know, go to a dance or...
788
01:03:39,441 --> 01:03:41,760
Hey, girls, girls.
789
01:03:42,527 --> 01:03:45,237
Are we working tonight
or are we socializing?
790
01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:46,590
Hey, pal.
791
01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:51,769
I was just talking to the ladies
and making a bit of progress.
792
01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:56,024
Are you going to talk all night, my
man, or you going to screw one of them?
793
01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:59,398
(WOMEN SCREAM)
794
01:04:03,506 --> 01:04:05,007
Listen, I'm sorry about that,
795
01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:08,078
but if you stand around out the
front of a place like this,
796
01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:09,678
you're going to hear that
kind of bad language.
797
01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:11,847
I should've been home hours ago.
798
01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:13,200
Nice chatting to you, ladies.
799
01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:16,935
MICK: Hey, come on, Dan.
You're in no condition to drive.
800
01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:18,538
Hop in, mate.
801
01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:23,859
That's why you have so many
accidents over here...
802
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:26,054
The steering wheel's on the
wrong side of the car.
803
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,892
MICK: Get out of the way, dopey!
804
01:04:40,752 --> 01:04:43,731
(HORNS HONKING) Get on the right
side of the road, you pelican!
805
01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:53,581
(WHISTLING)
806
01:04:56,476 --> 01:04:58,704
If I give my heart to you
807
01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:02,920
Then I'll have none
and you'll have two
808
01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:13,176
(MICK GARGLING)
809
01:05:14,619 --> 01:05:16,016
(WHISTLING)
810
01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,447
Señor Mick?
811
01:05:30,802 --> 01:05:31,885
Ah.
812
01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:34,080
The towels for Señor Mick.
813
01:05:34,222 --> 01:05:36,120
Is that you, Rosita?
814
01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:39,268
MICK: Just leave the spare
towels on the bed, will you?
815
01:05:39,269 --> 01:05:41,167
Muchas gracias, love.
816
01:05:43,189 --> 01:05:44,836
Si, Señor Mick.
817
01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:01,373
Struth!
818
01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:03,442
Um... Hey, listen, uh...
819
01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:05,979
Rosita, uh...
820
01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:08,005
I was only being friendly.
821
01:06:08,006 --> 01:06:10,048
MICK:
You know, I didn't mean, um...
822
01:06:10,049 --> 01:06:12,652
Your towels, Señor Mick.
823
01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:14,571
Oh. Phew.
824
01:06:16,514 --> 01:06:18,116
(CHUCKLES)
825
01:06:18,933 --> 01:06:20,501
(SIGHS)
826
01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:23,437
For a minute there, um...
827
01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:25,506
Room service took on
a whole new meaning.
828
01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:37,344
(WHISTLES)
829
01:06:46,377 --> 01:06:48,024
(CAMERA CLICKING)
830
01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:58,869
One dog, please.
831
01:07:01,643 --> 01:07:06,414
SUE: With chili, onions,
sauerkraut, and some peppers.
833
01:07:12,278 --> 01:07:13,880
There you go.
834
01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:15,219
MICK: You eat that?
835
01:07:15,490 --> 01:07:19,385
Well, you know, you can live on
it, but it tastes like shit.
837
01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:21,221
(GROWLS)
838
01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:37,241
(BUZZING)
839
01:07:48,856 --> 01:07:50,549
(SCREAMS) My bag!
840
01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:52,234
Somebody stop him!
841
01:07:52,235 --> 01:07:53,757
Thief! Thief!
842
01:07:54,696 --> 01:07:56,343
(SHRIEKS)
843
01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:00,973
(GROANS)
844
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,183
(APPLAUSE)
845
01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:42,618
WOMAN: Hey, Mick!
846
01:08:42,619 --> 01:08:44,995
How you doing, baby?
It's me, Simone!
847
01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:46,496
Oh, yeah, Simone.
848
01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:47,706
Having a good time?
849
01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:49,150
As always.
850
01:08:51,961 --> 01:08:53,404
Nice girl.
851
01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:55,422
Thoughtful, too...
852
01:08:55,423 --> 01:08:57,525
- Dancing with her father.
- Hmm.
853
01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:58,842
You'll have to overcome this
854
01:08:58,843 --> 01:09:01,162
- country boy shyness, Dundee.
- Hi.
855
01:09:01,262 --> 01:09:02,454
Yeah.
856
01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:05,245
Oh, there's someone
I want you to meet.
857
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,169
(CHUCKLING)
858
01:09:09,062 --> 01:09:11,396
Ah! Sue, darling! You're back.
859
01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:13,440
How wonderful.
860
01:09:13,441 --> 01:09:14,608
Fran, how are you?
861
01:09:14,609 --> 01:09:16,552
Couldn't be better.
862
01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:20,507
Tell me, who's the new man?
863
01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:23,325
This is the man I'm writing
about, Mick Dundee.
864
01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:24,643
Oh!
865
01:09:25,745 --> 01:09:28,018
Something the matter, darling?
866
01:09:29,207 --> 01:09:30,749
Oh! (GASPS)
867
01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:32,959
Hi. Pleased to meet you.
868
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,438
It's okay. He's Australian.
869
01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:39,818
(IN MALE VOICE)
Maybe I'd better go there someday.
870
01:09:40,551 --> 01:09:43,095
Oh, darling, I'm so
glad you could come.
871
01:09:43,096 --> 01:09:44,539
Excuse me.
872
01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:51,337
Ah. Just making sure.
873
01:09:52,271 --> 01:09:53,438
Right.
874
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:55,041
I'll get us a drink.
875
01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:38,129
It's good shit.
876
01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:19,463
(MAN SNIFFING)
877
01:11:32,205 --> 01:11:34,524
What's up, pal? Got a
blocked nose, have you?
878
01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:37,109
Blocked nose. Right.
879
01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:39,031
There's a better way
of doing it than that.
880
01:11:39,545 --> 01:11:41,238
Better way, huh?
881
01:11:42,757 --> 01:11:43,983
Yep.
882
01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:48,011
It's the way we do it back home.
883
01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:50,035
It really fixes us up.
884
01:12:00,942 --> 01:12:02,965
Now, boil the water,
885
01:12:04,779 --> 01:12:06,404
get the steam going. Right.
886
01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:08,599
Put your face right over that.
887
01:12:08,908 --> 01:12:11,978
And the old tea towel
over your scalp.
888
01:12:12,745 --> 01:12:14,204
Put your head right down onto that.
889
01:12:14,205 --> 01:12:16,307
Breathe it in real deep.
890
01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:17,415
(MAN BREATH ES DEEPLY)
891
01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:19,836
Ten minutes of that, you'll be
clear as a bell. No worries.
892
01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:24,232
Get into it.
893
01:12:24,799 --> 01:12:25,900
(SNIFFS)
894
01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:33,657
That will do it.
895
01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:39,104
You know, Mick, that was probably
896
01:12:39,105 --> 01:12:41,273
a couple hundred dollars'
worth of cocaine.
897
01:12:41,274 --> 01:12:42,717
(CHUCKLES)
898
01:12:43,025 --> 01:12:44,502
What's that?
899
01:12:44,652 --> 01:12:47,005
Oh. It's a drug. You sniff it.
900
01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:49,386
What for?
901
01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,718
Well, to get a buzz.
902
01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:56,438
What, like shoving a
blowfly up your nose?
903
01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:59,108
(CHUCKLES)
904
01:13:10,136 --> 01:13:12,364
WALTER: Got the photo, Mick.
905
01:13:12,471 --> 01:13:13,993
I look great.
906
01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:15,742
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
907
01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:17,915
Ida sends love.
908
01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:20,630
Wait a minute. Donk wants
to have a word to you.
909
01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:23,632
Mick! Get stuffed!
910
01:13:23,816 --> 01:13:25,233
(LAUGHS)
911
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,359
Very good.
912
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:29,279
How you getting on with
the New Yorkers, Mick?
913
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:30,822
MICK: Oh, bonzer people.
914
01:13:30,823 --> 01:13:34,052
Friendly, full of beans,
but, uh, a bit weird.
915
01:13:34,452 --> 01:13:37,101
WALTER:
Well, that's the joys of traveling.
916
01:13:37,538 --> 01:13:39,436
Uh. When are you coming home, mate?
917
01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:42,477
Well, if you can manage,
Wal, I'd like to stay a while.
918
01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:45,442
Oh, yeah. No troubles at all.
919
01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:49,451
Wouldn't have anything to do with
a certain lady writer, would it?
920
01:13:49,675 --> 01:13:51,635
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, well,
921
01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:53,955
to start with, she's a
better kisser than Donk.
922
01:13:54,221 --> 01:13:56,744
(LAUGHS) You little beauty.
923
01:13:57,183 --> 01:13:58,626
Keep in touch.
924
01:13:58,768 --> 01:14:01,291
Yeah. No worries, Wal. Ta-ta.
925
01:14:02,521 --> 01:14:03,838
(LAUGHS)
926
01:14:03,981 --> 01:14:05,815
Come on, Wal, what'd he say?
927
01:14:05,816 --> 01:14:08,234
Well, he wants to stay there
a little while longer.
928
01:14:08,235 --> 01:14:10,303
He wants me to take
care of things here.
929
01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:24,352
You got a light, buddy?
930
01:14:24,710 --> 01:14:27,689
Yeah. Sure, kid. There you go.
931
01:14:28,547 --> 01:14:30,149
And your wallet.
932
01:14:31,509 --> 01:14:34,078
SUE: Mick, give him your wallet.
933
01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:36,989
- What for?
- He's got a knife.
934
01:14:37,223 --> 01:14:40,418
(CHUCKLES) That's not a knife.
935
01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:44,956
That's a knife.
936
01:14:52,113 --> 01:14:53,214
Shit!
937
01:14:58,911 --> 01:15:01,855
Just kids having fun.
Are you all right?
938
01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:04,416
I'm always all right when
I'm with you, Dundee.
939
01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:06,895
(CHUCKLES) God, that sounds corny.
940
01:15:08,087 --> 01:15:11,316
Why do you always make me feel
like Jane in a Tarzan comic?
941
01:15:12,466 --> 01:15:14,113
(SOFT TARZAN YELL)
942
01:15:59,597 --> 01:16:01,931
That's what we ran while
you were down under.
943
01:16:01,932 --> 01:16:04,751
Sorry. Can't seem to
get my mind in gear.
944
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:12,776
Sue, when you were away,
945
01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:15,926
I, uh... I did some thinking.
946
01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:20,434
It's time I made
some concrete plans.
947
01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:21,993
Are you building a freeway
948
01:16:21,994 --> 01:16:24,847
or proposing to the finest
catch in New York state?
949
01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:27,816
Hello, young lady. Been
reading your articles.
950
01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:29,709
It seems you've been
tripping all over the world,
951
01:16:29,710 --> 01:16:31,778
enjoying yourself at our expense.
952
01:16:32,379 --> 01:16:34,902
Well, I'd like to think you're
getting your money's worth.
953
01:16:37,051 --> 01:16:38,510
Hi, Dad.
954
01:16:38,511 --> 01:16:40,784
You got a kiss for the old man?
955
01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:44,242
(CHUCKLES)
956
01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:48,625
Thank God you're home safe.
957
01:16:49,396 --> 01:16:50,855
Have you told Sue about Sunday?
958
01:16:50,856 --> 01:16:52,398
Oh, I was just about to.
959
01:16:52,399 --> 01:16:55,193
You're coming out to the weekend
house for a welcome home dinner.
960
01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:57,028
But, right now, I want
Richard to explain
961
01:16:57,029 --> 01:16:58,696
how he runs this newspaper
better than I do
962
01:16:58,697 --> 01:17:00,344
- when I'm away.
- (CHUCKLES)
963
01:17:00,366 --> 01:17:04,141
By all means, bring along
this, uh, Crocodile Dundee.
964
01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:06,063
Him, I've got to meet.
965
01:17:40,906 --> 01:17:43,658
MICK: I thought you said
your dad sells newspapers.
966
01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:44,784
SUE: Oh, well...
967
01:17:44,785 --> 01:17:46,887
RICHARD:
He sells a lot of newspapers.
968
01:18:09,101 --> 01:18:10,544
Thank you, Gus.
969
01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:15,882
(DOGS BARKING)
970
01:18:16,275 --> 01:18:18,423
Oh, hell. The dogs are out.
971
01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:20,759
Mick.
972
01:18:23,782 --> 01:18:25,805
(DOGS CONTINUE BARKING)
973
01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:32,565
(SNARLING)
974
01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:34,727
(HUMMING)
975
01:18:39,298 --> 01:18:41,150
(DOGS GROWL)
976
01:18:56,023 --> 01:18:57,591
(DOGS GROWL)
977
01:19:02,321 --> 01:19:04,719
(MELLOW PIANO PLAYING)
978
01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:11,101
SIMPSON: Nice to see you
again, Miss. Mr. Mason.
979
01:19:11,455 --> 01:19:13,665
SUE: Good to see you
looking so fit and well.
980
01:19:13,666 --> 01:19:15,518
Simpson, Mr. Dundee.
981
01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:18,771
Nice to meet you, Simo.
982
01:19:22,341 --> 01:19:23,613
Call me Mick.
983
01:19:24,051 --> 01:19:25,277
Mick.
984
01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:27,512
Ahem. Your father's
expecting you, Miss.
985
01:19:27,513 --> 01:19:29,490
He's waiting with his
guests in the lounge.
986
01:19:34,853 --> 01:19:37,923
(INDISTINCT CHATTING AND LAUGHING)
987
01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:43,762
Oh, excuse me.
988
01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:48,183
- Hi, pumpkin.
- Hi, Dad.
989
01:19:48,867 --> 01:19:50,935
- Richard.
- Good to see you.
990
01:19:51,704 --> 01:19:53,579
And this of course is Mr. Dundee.
991
01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:54,706
Yep.
992
01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:57,327
I believe I'm deeply in your debt
for saving my daughter's life.
993
01:19:58,210 --> 01:20:00,938
Well, um... Buy me a cold beer,
and we'll call it quits.
994
01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:03,027
(CHUCKLES)
995
01:20:03,549 --> 01:20:04,882
Nice joint you got here.
996
01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:07,218
Well, it keeps the
rain off our heads.
997
01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:09,242
Come. I want you to
meet some people.
998
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:11,327
Patricia, a drink for Mr. Dundee.
999
01:20:12,725 --> 01:20:14,577
Oh, my God, look who's here.
1000
01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:17,770
- My Dawn.
- How are you?
1001
01:20:17,771 --> 01:20:20,231
Dorothy and Wendell
Wainwright. From Australia.
1002
01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:21,816
- Oh.
- Nice to meet you, Wendell.
1003
01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:23,651
Mick. Have a drink.
1004
01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:24,736
Thank you.
1005
01:20:24,737 --> 01:20:27,260
Are you involved in
cattle, Mr. Dundee?
1006
01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:29,240
Yeah. Mostly buffaloes.
1007
01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:31,139
- Oh.
- Do you breed them?
1008
01:20:31,410 --> 01:20:33,077
No, I just toss them.
1009
01:20:33,078 --> 01:20:35,351
And how are you finding New York?
1010
01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:38,166
- Bit of a lunatic asylum, eh?
- Oh.
1011
01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:39,959
That's why I love it,
'cause I fit right in.
1012
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:41,812
(LAUGHING)
1013
01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:45,048
if you'll excuse me, I'd like Mick
to say hello to Senator Manly.
1014
01:20:45,049 --> 01:20:46,742
That's a good idea.
1015
01:20:46,884 --> 01:20:48,736
- It was nice meeting you.
- See you later.
1016
01:20:50,429 --> 01:20:52,638
Seems like a personable fellow.
1017
01:20:52,639 --> 01:20:53,991
What a strange gentleman.
1018
01:20:54,099 --> 01:20:55,542
Nice people.
1019
01:20:55,559 --> 01:20:58,708
Dorothy's fine now, but she
used to be really uptight.
1020
01:20:59,605 --> 01:21:00,897
What happened?
1021
01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:02,545
She found a wonderful shrink.
1022
01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:05,464
Psychiatrist.
1023
01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:10,433
I shouldn't have made that crack
about the lunatic asylum.
1024
01:21:12,993 --> 01:21:14,327
Didn't know she was nuts.
1025
01:21:14,328 --> 01:21:16,681
(CHUCKLES)
Of course, she's not nuts.
1026
01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:20,625
People go to a psychiatrist
to talk about their problems.
1028
01:21:20,626 --> 01:21:22,668
She just needed to unload them.
1029
01:21:22,669 --> 01:21:24,712
You know, bring them
out in the open.
1030
01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:26,315
Hasn't she got any mates?
1031
01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:30,160
You're right. Guess we
could all use more mates.
1032
01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:33,573
I suppose you don't have any
shrinks at Walkabout Creek?
1033
01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:37,250
No. Back there, if you got
a problem, you tell Wally.
1034
01:21:37,309 --> 01:21:39,185
And he tells everyone in town,
1035
01:21:39,186 --> 01:21:41,505
brings it out in the
open, no more problem.
1036
01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:43,898
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
1037
01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:45,358
Richard! You could
make it this evening.
1038
01:21:45,359 --> 01:21:46,651
Wendell, good to see you.
1039
01:21:46,652 --> 01:21:48,236
And I don't believe I
know your daughter.
1040
01:21:48,237 --> 01:21:49,737
- Oh, stop it!
- Oh, Richard!
1041
01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:51,010
(LAUGHS)
1042
01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:01,100
(TAPPING GLASS)
1043
01:22:01,417 --> 01:22:03,064
Ladies and gentlemen.
1044
01:22:03,627 --> 01:22:06,355
Friends. Welcome home, Sue.
1045
01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:08,274
(APPLAUDING)
1046
01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:15,346
As... As you can see, we're
all glad to have you back.
1047
01:22:15,347 --> 01:22:17,120
Of course, no one more than I.
1048
01:22:17,891 --> 01:22:20,335
I guess everyone in this room
1049
01:22:21,019 --> 01:22:23,542
knows how this beautiful lady
and I I feel about each other.
1050
01:22:26,024 --> 01:22:27,967
Sue's come back to us,
1051
01:22:28,235 --> 01:22:31,134
delivered, literally, out
of the jaws of death
1052
01:22:31,238 --> 01:22:34,433
by our new-found friend,
Mr. Michael J. Dundee.
1053
01:22:36,577 --> 01:22:39,305
A man... A man to whom
I am doubly indebted.
1054
01:22:39,329 --> 01:22:42,290
Of course, not only did he bring
back to me the woman that I love,
1055
01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:43,958
but he managed to
increase the circulation
1056
01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:45,527
of the newspaper in the process.
1057
01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:47,146
(LAUGHTER)
1058
01:22:47,337 --> 01:22:50,316
You know, uh...
Sam said to me earlier,
1059
01:22:50,716 --> 01:22:51,841
"You're her editor."
1060
01:22:51,842 --> 01:22:55,052
"Can't you stop her from taking
all these dangerous assignments?"
1061
01:22:55,053 --> 01:22:58,055
Well, quite obviously, I have
not had a great deal of success
1062
01:22:58,056 --> 01:22:59,999
influencing her as her editor.
1063
01:23:00,392 --> 01:23:03,211
Perhaps I'll have more
success as her husband.
1064
01:23:04,730 --> 01:23:07,333
- If she'll have me.
- Oh, Richard.
1065
01:23:20,454 --> 01:23:22,181
(ALL APPLAUDING)
1066
01:23:30,714 --> 01:23:32,066
Congratulations.
1067
01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:34,868
It's a pleasure having
you here to share this.
1068
01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:38,429
Well done. Well done.
1069
01:23:38,430 --> 01:23:41,454
Thank you very much. I couldn't
have done it without your help.
1070
01:23:42,768 --> 01:23:44,461
SAM: Sweetheart?
1071
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:02,054
I'll get in the back, Gus.
1072
01:24:20,138 --> 01:24:22,240
- To the hotel, Mick?
- (SIGHS)
1073
01:24:22,641 --> 01:24:25,415
Yeah, Gus, by way
of a liquor store.
1074
01:24:30,774 --> 01:24:32,467
For medicinal purposes.
1075
01:24:35,195 --> 01:24:36,717
Thanks, mate.
1076
01:24:58,885 --> 01:25:01,204
GUS: Hey, you take care, now.
1077
01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:23,719
Hey, buddy.
1078
01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:28,686
Get it into you, pop.
1079
01:25:28,874 --> 01:25:31,523
God bless you. You
saved my life, really.
1080
01:25:42,387 --> 01:25:43,830
Hey, Simone.
1081
01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:50,704
You want some action?
1082
01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:54,924
Uh, I thought you
were somebody else.
1083
01:25:57,069 --> 01:25:59,028
Well, if it ain't the
man who don't like
1084
01:25:59,029 --> 01:26:01,552
bad fucking language
in front of ladies.
1085
01:26:03,075 --> 01:26:04,677
What's the matter, Aussie boy?
1086
01:26:04,701 --> 01:26:06,849
You going to make like a
kangaroo and hop away?
1087
01:26:18,256 --> 01:26:19,403
(BUZZING)
1088
01:26:19,591 --> 01:26:20,943
(GRUNTING)
1089
01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:30,457
Time for a little tap dance.
1090
01:26:31,353 --> 01:26:32,705
(TIRES SQUEALING)
1091
01:26:35,565 --> 01:26:36,666
(YELLS)
1092
01:26:57,129 --> 01:26:58,230
(GRUNTS)
1093
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,118
You okay, Mick?
1094
01:27:03,969 --> 01:27:06,242
Oh, yeah, Gus. No worries.
1095
01:27:06,638 --> 01:27:08,581
I was just getting on top of them.
1096
01:27:20,152 --> 01:27:22,194
You sure you're not
Pintinjarra tribe?
1097
01:27:22,195 --> 01:27:24,989
(CHUCKLES)
No, man. Harlem Warlords.
1098
01:27:24,990 --> 01:27:26,115
(LAUGHS)
1099
01:27:26,116 --> 01:27:27,968
I knew you were tribal.
1100
01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:38,945
Mick Dundee's room, please.
1101
01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:40,443
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
1102
01:27:40,505 --> 01:27:41,777
(GUNSHOTS ON TV)
1103
01:27:44,426 --> 01:27:46,494
(TV DROWNS OUT TELEPHONE)
1104
01:27:54,394 --> 01:27:56,687
WOMAN: I'm sorry.
He's still not answering.
1105
01:27:56,688 --> 01:27:59,962
Uh, he called down this morning
to say he was checking out today.
1106
01:28:00,025 --> 01:28:02,344
We're going to miss
him around here.
1107
01:28:02,402 --> 01:28:03,719
Thanks.
1108
01:28:13,538 --> 01:28:14,935
Thank you, sir.
1109
01:28:23,882 --> 01:28:25,216
G'day, Irving. How are you, mate?
1110
01:28:25,217 --> 01:28:27,991
Oh, yeah. I wouldn't
be dead for dollars.
1111
01:28:28,386 --> 01:28:29,470
Close.
1112
01:28:29,471 --> 01:28:31,790
Are you leaving us, Mick?
You going back home?
1113
01:28:32,724 --> 01:28:34,997
Ah, no. I thought I'd go Walkabout.
1114
01:28:35,352 --> 01:28:36,544
Huh?
1115
01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:39,168
Wander around,
take a look at America.
1116
01:28:39,815 --> 01:28:41,007
For how long?
1117
01:28:41,775 --> 01:28:43,502
Long as it takes.
1118
01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:45,421
What's the quickest
way out of town?
1119
01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:47,738
Well, if you're looking
for adventure,
1120
01:28:47,739 --> 01:28:49,573
there's a subway two
blocks that way.
1121
01:28:49,574 --> 01:28:51,575
It'll take you to Grand
Central Station.
1122
01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:53,223
That'll do. Uh...
1123
01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:56,356
Have a nice day, Oiving.
1124
01:28:56,915 --> 01:28:59,109
Uh, no worries, mate.
1125
01:28:59,417 --> 01:29:00,734
(CHUCKLES)
1126
01:29:28,321 --> 01:29:29,638
- Morning, Miss.
- Morning.
1127
01:29:29,990 --> 01:29:31,842
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?
1128
01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:35,452
No, but it will come to me.
1129
01:29:35,453 --> 01:29:38,038
Incidentally, Miss, if you're
looking for Crocodile Mick,
1130
01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:39,561
he's gone walkabout.
1131
01:29:40,417 --> 01:29:41,939
I don't suppose you know where?
1132
01:29:42,294 --> 01:29:44,920
Yeah. He's headed for the
subway two blocks down.
1133
01:29:44,921 --> 01:29:46,364
You'd better hurry.
1134
01:29:46,798 --> 01:29:48,195
Mind this for me.
1135
01:29:57,726 --> 01:29:58,873
Oh, Christ.
1136
01:31:19,432 --> 01:31:21,330
Hey, lady, where you going?
1137
01:31:21,893 --> 01:31:23,894
If you want to play, why
don't you play with me?
1138
01:31:23,895 --> 01:31:25,167
(GRUNTS)
1139
01:31:31,027 --> 01:31:32,344
Mick!
1140
01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:33,972
Mick Dundee!
1141
01:31:35,699 --> 01:31:38,518
- Ooowweee!
- MAN: What's up, lady?
1142
01:31:39,452 --> 01:31:41,620
I got to talk to that
man down the end.
1143
01:31:41,621 --> 01:31:42,938
The one in the black hat.
1144
01:31:47,252 --> 01:31:48,353
Hey!
1145
01:31:52,590 --> 01:31:55,785
Lady here wants to talk to
the guy in the black hat!
1146
01:31:57,846 --> 01:31:59,914
Hey, fella! (WHISTLES)
1147
01:32:00,306 --> 01:32:01,953
You in the hat!
1148
01:32:02,225 --> 01:32:04,578
The lady down the end
wants to see you!
1149
01:32:06,479 --> 01:32:07,671
What does she want?
1150
01:32:09,566 --> 01:32:10,963
What does she want?
1151
01:32:11,609 --> 01:32:13,131
What do you want?
1152
01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:17,261
Tell him not to leave.
1153
01:32:17,699 --> 01:32:20,052
I'm not going to marry Richard.
1154
01:32:23,163 --> 01:32:27,018
Tell him don't leave. She's
not going to marry Richard.
1155
01:32:29,252 --> 01:32:31,730
Don't leave. I'm not
going to marry Richard.
1156
01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:36,113
Why not?
1157
01:32:36,468 --> 01:32:38,036
I don't know.
1158
01:32:38,344 --> 01:32:39,570
Why not?
1159
01:32:40,805 --> 01:32:41,906
Why not?
1160
01:32:44,184 --> 01:32:46,286
Tell him I love him.
1161
01:32:46,811 --> 01:32:48,584
I love you!
1162
01:32:50,231 --> 01:32:51,753
I love ya!
1163
01:32:54,194 --> 01:32:56,717
I love ya! I love ya!
1164
01:32:57,864 --> 01:32:59,591
She loves me. (CHUCKLES)
1165
01:32:59,991 --> 01:33:01,092
Well?
1166
01:33:01,242 --> 01:33:03,219
Um, tell her I...
1167
01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:05,184
I'll tell her meself.
I'm coming through.
1168
01:33:06,164 --> 01:33:07,607
He's coming through!
1169
01:33:07,832 --> 01:33:09,275
He's coming through!
1170
01:33:14,130 --> 01:33:16,779
It's too crowded. We're
jammed in like sheep.
1171
01:33:17,300 --> 01:33:18,822
Up, up, up.
1172
01:33:20,261 --> 01:33:21,783
MAN: Coming through!78952
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