All language subtitles for Restless.Natives-1985

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT

[SHEEP BLEATING
IN DISTANCE]

[MUMBLES]
THIS IS A HOLD-UP.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

THIS IS A HOLD-UP.

WHAT'S
HE TALKING ABOUT?

OH. RAG WEEK.

RAG WEEK?

STUDENTS, YOU MORON.

NO! NO! YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.

DON'T WASTE YOUR BREATH
ASKING FOR ANY MORE.

YOU'RE THE THIRD
THIS WEEK ALREADY.

NO, REALLY.

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW,
YOUNG MAN, IS ARE WE

ON THE RIGHT ROAD
TO INVERLOCH?

WE'LL DRIVE ON.

THEY LIVE IN A WORLD
OF THEIR OWN, THESE STUDENTS.

DON'T DO THAT! THOSE CHILDREN
WILL DRIVE ME NUTS.

SHH! BE QUIET!

STOP ANNOYING
YOUR DADDY.

NOW, IF WE TAKE
THE THIRD RIGHT...

DON'T TELL ME
ANYMORE...

[BLEATING]

Man: NO. I'M NOT SAYING
IT'S A COMPLETE FAILURE.

THAT'S NOT RIGHT. I'M
NOT BOTHERED ABOUT THAT.

AND I WOULDN'T BE
IF IT WAS.

I'M JUST SAYING
MAYBE IT'S NOT RIGHT,

THAT SORT OF THING.
I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK

IN SOME WAYS
IT'S A BAD THING TO TAKE

OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY?
IT IS! PEOPLE WORK HARD

FOR THEIR MONEY,
SOME OF THEM.

[BELL DINGS]
I'M IN A HURRY, OK?

STINK BOMB.

WHAT'S IT COST, THAT?

NASTY SUGAR.
BANGERS...

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT
THE NASTY SUGAR?

AYE, 3 BAGS.
UH, PICKED SCAB.

LUMINOUS SNOT,
AND A PLASTIC TURD.

3.5...

[COINS CLATTER
ON COUNTER]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
IT COSTS JUST TO SEND

ONE SOLITARY POLICEMAN
OUT ON A CASE?

THERE'S EXPENSES.

THERE'S WEAR AND TEAR.
THERE'S PETROL.

THERE'S OVERTIME.

THAT IS TAX PAYERS'
MONEY, RONNIE.

IT'S A BAD THING.

LOOK...

WHAT DO YOU WANT
OUT OF LIFE?

YOU WANT MONEY AND
YOU WANT EXCITEMENT.

RIGHT? WHY?
NO.

BECAUSE WITHOUT MONEY,

WITHOUT MONEY,
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING!

LOOK, YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT BAD THINGS, RIGHT?

DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S A BAD THING

THAT YOU'RE WORKING
IN A CORPORATION

AND I'M STUCK HERE
SELLING ALL THIS JUNK?

DON'T YOU THINK IT'S
A BAD THING TO SETTLE

FOR A LITTLE WHEN MAYBE
YOU COULD GET A LOT

OUT OF LIFE?

YOU SEE, THE POINT IS:
THE POINT IS THAT

WE ARE SMARTER
THAN THEY ARE.

I KEEP GETTING THESE FUNNY
WEE WARTS ON MY FINGERS.

LOOK, YOU HAVE GOT
TO TAKE YOUR CHANCE NOW!

EH?

THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE
ANY POINT TO IT ALL.

OH, MARY, I CAN'T
STAND THE STRAIN.

FIRST OFF,
YOU GET A JOB, SON.

AND NOW YOU TURN
INTO A DEEP THINKER,

A PHILOSOPHER.

WELL, WHAT YOU GONNA
BE NEXT, HUH?

THE NATION WAITS.

HE KNOWS HE'S LUCKY
TO HAVE A JOB.

DON'T YOU, DEAR?

HE'S JUST TIRED AND HE
WANTS TO EAT HIS FOOD.

CAROL PEYTON'S
BIG BROTHER'S GONE

TO NEW MEXICO, AND
HE'S GOING TO EARN

£500 A WEEK
IN AMERICA.

AYE, AYE.

THERE'S OPPORTUNITIES
FOR THEM THAT WANT THEM.

WHAT'S THE MATTER,
SON?

IT'S HIS BIORHYTHMS.
HE CANNAE HELP IT.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

I'LL GET IT.

MOM?
HMM?

DOES DOING BAD THINGS
GIVE YOU WARTS?

I THINK THAT'S SOMETHING
YOU'D BETTER DISCUSS

WITH YOUR FATHER
LATER ON.

MOM, CAN I GO TO THE
DISCO ON SATURDAY?

MARY.

MOM!

HANG ON A MINUTE.
I'LL COME OUT THERE

AND TALK TO YOU
ABOUT IT.

MAYBE IF
I STAYED AT...

[MOTHER CONTINUES
INDISTINCT]

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
YOU HAD TO GO AND SEE

THE DOCTOR FOR YOUR WARTS,
AND HE'D BURN THEM OFF OF YOU.

YOU'D LIE ON THE COUCH...

A GREAT FAT NURSE
WOULD COME ALONG.

AND SHE'D PAINT RED OINTMENT
ONTO EACH WART--WHOA!

OH! THE STENCH WAS
SOMETHING TERRIBLE.

AND THEN THE DOCTOR
WOULD COME ALONG

WITH HIS LONG,
POINTED NEEDLE,

AND THE NURSE WOULD
HOLD YOU DOWN

'CAUSE YOU WERE
SCREAMING BY THEN, SEE?

AND HE'D COME AT YOU.

CLOSER...

AND CLOSER...

TILL SUDDENLY--ZIP!

RIGHT INTO THE ROOT.

[SHOUTS]

HE'S A BUGGER, TOO!

HE'S WEARING A HAT.

COME HERE, YOU FATTY!

Father:
NOT EXACTLY FIRED.

SORT OF.

SORT OF FIRED.

[TOILET FLUSHES]

WELL, MORE SORT OF
RESIGNED, ACTUALLY.

Isla: MAYBE SORT OF
RETIRED, YOU KNOW.

I'M WARNING YOU!

[CLOCK TICKING]

Ronnie: HEY!
I'VE GOT IT JUST HERE.

DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS IS?

THIS IS THE THING.
IT'S MAGIC!

THEY DON'T STAND
A CHANCE NOW, MAN.

ARRRGH! HA!

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[BELL RINGS]

HAVE YOU BEEN SELLING
ANY MORE OF THAT AWFUL SUGAR

TO MY WEE ANGUS?

ME? OH!

I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE,
RONNIE WEATHERSPOON!

HOW MANY TIMES DO
I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

[TOY SQUEAKING]

I DON'T WANT ANYMORE
TROUBLE FROM YOU

WITH ANY OF MY BAIRNS!

[SQUEAK, SQUEAK]
OHH!

YOU'LL HAVE
MR. PATERSON DOWN HERE

AND I WON'T ANSWER
FOR THE CONSEQUENCES,

YOU STUPID WEE BUGGER!

JUST A WASTE OF GOOD
SPACE, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

I'M SORRY.
I WON'T DO IT AGAIN.

SEE THAT MR. HARDWICK
GETS TO HEAR ABOUT THIS.

[DOOR SLAMS,
BELL RINGS]

I THINK I KNOW WHERE
WE CAN GET A GUN.

[IMITATING GUNFIRE]

IT'S NICE OUT HERE, YEAH?

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO COME TOMORROW?

MY MOM SAYS THAT
THE THING THAT I WANT

IS GOLD.

IF I BOUGHT A FAKE
GOLD RING OR SOMETHING,

YOU KNOW,
IT WOULD GO AWAY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WELL, ACTUALLY,
I THINK THAT'S RIGHT.

I THINK I HAVE
HEARD THAT.

THAT'S GOOD.

GOOD.

Woman: HIDDEN AMONG
THE GRAMPIAN MOUNTAINS,

STEEPED IN THE HISTORY
AND LEGEND OF A COLORFUL PAST.

PASSENGERS WILL BE ABLE
TO FRESHEN UP IN ABOUT

20 MINUTES AT THE BEN
McALPINE VISITORS CENTER.

AND NOW TO YOUR LEFT
YOU CAN SEE

SOME OF THE MOST SPECTACULAR
SCENERY IN SCOTLAND.

THE MOUNTAIN RISING IN
THE CENTER IS BEN LOCKHART.

AND IN A CAVE ON THE OTHER SIDE,
BONNIE PRINCE CHARLIE

IS SAID TO HAVE TAKEN REFUGE
FROM THE REDCOATS.

AND TO THE RIGHT...

A MOTORCYCLE?

[AIR BRAKES HISS]

THIS IS...
A GUN!

THIS...
THIS IS A GUN!

THIS IS A HOLD-UP.

PLEASE GET ALL
YOUR CASH AND JEWELRY

READY FOR COLLECTION.

THANK YOU.

THANKS. I'M SO SORRY.
THANKS.

THEY WERE MY MOTHER'S.

I'M SO SORRY.

AND WATCHES.

THANKS. THANK YOU.

[WHIMPERS]

THANK YOU.
THANKS VERY MUCH.

[SPEAKS FRENCH]

THANK YOU. THANKS.

THANKS.
HEY, KID.

STAY CALM, OK?
[CHUCKLING]

TAKE IT EASY.

[SNIFFS] NOW, JUST
TAKE IT EASY.

NOBODY'S GONNA
GET HURT.

GIVE IT UP, SMARTASS.

[HORN BEEPS]

[SNEEZE]

Will: GOD BLESS YOU.

ACHOO!

ACHOO!

Ronnie:
THAT WASN'T SO BAD.

HURRAY!

WHOO!

[SHOUTS]

STEAKS.

STEAKS THAT THICK.

WITH MASHED
POTATOES.

NO. TRIMMED
POTATOES.

PEAS AND ONION
RINGS.

AND CHOCOLATE
MILKSHAKES.

CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES.

AND BRANDY EVERY DAY.

WHAT DID YOU PUT
IN THAT PUFFER?

IT WAS BRILLIANT.

ITCHING POWDER,
SNEEZING POWDER,

CURRY POWDER,

ATHLETE'S
FOOT POWDER,

AND SOME STUFF I GOT
OUT OF AN OLD FIREWORK.

BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW
IT WOULD WORK?

WELL, I TESTED IT,
DIDN'T I?

I TESTED IT ON ALLY
MATHEWSON'S WEE BROTHER.

HEY, THAT WEE BRANDY YOU
GOT IS REALLY...5 STAR.

COST TWO DAYS'
WAGES, THOUGH.

BUT NEVER MIND.
I CAN GO DOWN TO

THE PACKING SHOP
TOMORROW AND GET A KIT.

NO.

IT'S TERRIBLE NOW.

YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T
DO ANYTHING.

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

IF WE START SPENDING
ALL THIS MONEY,

THEY'RE GOING TO KNOW,
AREN'T THEY?

EVERYBODY KNOWS
WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.

[SIGHS]

MAYBE WE COULD
START A FUND.

YOU KNOW, LIKE A PENSION
FUND FOR FOOTBALLERS

WHEN THEY GET PAST IT.

THEN WE COULD DO
SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL.

AYE.

SOMETHING REALLY
SPECIAL.

OH, WELL, ACTUALLY,
ACTUALLY,

I'VE BEEN THINKING
OF SOMETHING

ALONG THOSE LINES.

ANYWAY, PAL, IT'S NOT
THE MONEY THAT MATTERS

ANYMORE, IT'S ME
AND YOU.

WE'RE BIGGER THAN...

WE'RE BIGGER,
BIGGER THAN SOMETHING

REALLY, REALLY BIG.
WE'VE MADE IT.

THIS IS THE BIG TIME.

THE BIG TIME.

I AM NOT HOLDING UP
ANY TRAINS.

GOOD MORNING, SON.

GOOD MORNING.

I TAKE IT WE ARE
TO BELIEVE THAT

YOUR CEASELESS QUEST
FOR AN HONEST DAY'S WORK

HAS ONCE MORE
BEEN IN VAIN.

UM...
UH-HUH.

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT, SON.

YOU DID BRING IT
ON YOUR BLOODY SELF.

HOW IS RONNIE
GETTING ON IN THE SHOP?

ENJOYING IT, IS HE?

AYE, YES.

GOOD WEE RONNIE.

HAH!

POLICE ARE TODAY SEARCHING
FOR TWO YOUNG SCOTS

WHO HELD UP AND ROBBED
A COACHLOAD OF TOURISTS

ON A REMOTE
HIGHLAND ROAD.

[CHUCKLES]
AIN'T IT A BEAUTY.

TAKE IT, MAN.

DISGUISED AS A CLOWN
AND A WOLFMAN,

THEY TOOK AN ESTIMATED
£600 IN CASH

AND AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY
OF VALUABLES

FROM THE 40
FRIGHTENED PASSENGERS

BEFORE RIDING OFF AT HIGH
SPEED INTO THE HILLS AGAIN.

THAT'S TERRIBLE.

THAT'S BLOODY CLEVER.

BUT DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S
A REALLY BAD THING TO DO,

TO TAKE OTHER
PEOPLE'S MONEY,

PEOPLE THAT HAVEN'T
DONE YOU ANY HARM?

WELL, OF COURSE
IT IS, WILL.

DON'T LISTEN
TO YOUR FATHER.

HE'S NOTHING BUT
AN OLD CROOK ANYWAY.

THE GAS SPORT ISN'T EXACTLY
THE LITTLE SISTERS OF THE POOR.

NO THANKS TO YOU.

LOOK AT THIS.

TWO YOUNG LADS HAD
THE WIT AND STYLE

TO TAKE 600 QUID
OFF A BUNCH OF STUPID TOURISTS.

AND GOD KNOWS, THEY'D
PROBABLY SPEND THAT MUCH

IN AN AFTERNOON
ON PLASTIC BLOODY BAGPIPES.

WELL, THESE LADS CAN HAVE
MY VOTE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

600 QUID.

MRS. BARBARA GINSBURG
OF WINVILLE, VERMONT, SAID,

"THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED
TO ME BEFORE."

THIS HAS NEVER
HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE?

AYE.

UH, HELLO THERE.

YOU MAY HAVE
HEARD OF US.

WE WERE IN THE PAPERS
LAST WEEK.

THIS IS OUR GUN.

WE HAVE A GUN!

MY FRIEND THE WOLFMAN,

HE WILL NOW COME
AMONGST YOU

AND COLLECT YOUR CASH,
JEWELRY, AND WATCHES.

OH, THANKS.
THANK YOU.

THANKS.

OH, THANK YOU.
THAT'S LOVELY.

THANKS, THANKS.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

GREAT.

OH, HOLD ONTO THAT.
NO, THANKS.

OH, THAT'S LOVELY.
OH, ISN'T THAT LOVELY?

LOOK, RONNIE.

I'VE GOT TO HAVE

£10 TO GET BACK
TO THE AIRPORT.

HAS ANYBODY GOT
A £5.00 NOTE?

Man: HERE YOU ARE, SON.
HERE'S 5 ONES.

THANKS VERY MUCH, SIR.

HERE'S 5 SINGLES.

HERE'S A 5, AND I'LL
TAKE THE 50. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.

THANKS. THANK YOU.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

I WON'T BE A MOMENT,
SIR.

YOU'VE JUST GOT TO
HOLD UP THE BUS.

Ronnie: COME ON! LET'S GO!

ARE YOU QUITE
FINISHED, PAL?

SORRY.

[GIRL GIGGLES]

[SHEEP BLEATING]

IT'S NOT ON.

REALLY!
IT'S JUST NOT ON.

COME ON, LET'S JUST GET
THESE CHANGED AND GO.

HAVE YOU GONE SOFT
IN THE HEAD?

NO!

[CHATTERING]

[SPEAKING FOREIGN
LANGUAGE]

CAN YOU SPEAK IT
IN ENGLISH?

NO. I THINK IT'S MORE
LIKE THE LON CHANEY ONE.

MR. BENDER'S HERE
TO SEE YOU, SIR.

[TYPEWRITER CLACKING]

THAT'LL BE ALL.

[LAUGHING]

OHH!

ALL RIGHT, CUT THE CACKLE.
QUIET, PLEASE.

NOW, COME ON.
CUT THE RACKET.

I'VE GOT A TELEX FROM
THE SECRETARY OF STATE.

THE SCOTTISH SECRETARY.

HE SAYS THAT QUESTION
ABOUT ARMED GUARDS

IS OUT OF THE QUESTION.

QUIET, PLEASE!

FROM DETECTIVE
SHAFER, SCOTLAND:

"ADVISE UTMOST
EXPEDIENCY

"IN APPREHENDING
HIGHWAYMEN.

POTENTIAL POLITICAL
HOT POTATO."

HOW ABOUT THAT, EH?

"SWIFT ACTION AND
LOW PROFILE IMPERATIVE."

LOW PROFILE.
LOW PROFILE.

[SIGHS] WELL...

WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO
IS THAT THESE TWO LADS

HAVE SHANGHAIED
TWO COACH LOADS

OF WHAT IS NOW REGARDED
AS SCOTLAND'S

PRIZE IMPORT.

AND WE ARE INSTRUCTED
TO USE THE UTMOST

EXPEDIENCY IN NIPPING IT
IN THE BUD...

[SNAPPING]

BEFORE THEY DO
ANY FURTHER DAMAGE

TO OUR RELATIONS WITH
OUR FRIENDS FROM ABROAD.

LIAISON WITH
THE BUS COMPANIES

WILL BE TWO OF
THE NUMBERS

THAT YOU HAVE GOT,
RIGHT?

THERE SHOULD NOT BE ANY
LANGUAGE BARRIER THERE.

NOW THIS INVESTIGATION
IS TO BE CONDUCTED

ON AN INTERNATIONAL
FRAMEWORK.

AND WE ARE TO HAVE
THE ASSISTANCE OF

A GENTLEMAN
FROM CENTRAL AMERICA--

FROM THE AMERICAN CENTRAL
INTELLIGENCE BUREAU.

MR. FRITZ BENDER.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]
HI.

EXCUSE ME.

CHRIST, IT'S THE MAN
FROM UNCLE.

[CHUCKLES]
AHEM.

THERE'S NOT REALLY MUCH
TO TELL THIS WEEK.

MR. HARDWICK SAYS
I CAN STAY ON TILL

THE END OF THE MONTH,
BUT AFTER THAT I DON'T KNOW.

BRUCE HAS BEEN GETTING
REALLY FAT.

GOD, YOU SHOULD SEE HIM.

HE JUST WOBBLES AROUND EATING
AND SHITTING THE WHOLE TIME.

HARDLY EVER GOES
IN HIS GRILL.

HEY, MAYBE I'M GIVING HIM
TOO MUCH NUTS.

THE WEATHER'S BEEN GOOD
APART FROM TODAY.

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

AHEM.

I'VE BEEN HOLDING UP BUSES.

YOU KNOW, LIKE,
LIKE ROBBING THEM,

TAKING ALL THE TOURISTS' MONEY.

BEEN IN THE PAPERS
AND EVERYTHING.

I'M REALLY QUITE ENJOYING IT.

ANYWAY, I'LL TRY NOT
TO GET IN ANY TROUBLE.

I'VE GOT TO GET BACK NOW.

Will: SHE HAD
A BONNIE NOSE.

£80.

NOT TOO LONG.

AND NOT TOO WIDE.

AND NOT TAMPED DOWN
AT THE BOTTOM.

£80...

HE HAD IN HIS WALLET.

A PERFECT NOSE.

HE JUST PULLED IT OUT
AND DROPPED IT IN THE BAG.

£80, YOU KNOW?

I KNOW. IT WAS ME
HE GAVE IT TO.

HOW MUCH WAS IT?
£80.

£80.

[BELL RINGS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

UH, DO YOU HAVE
ANY FALSE TITS?

OH. AYE.

HOW MUCH ARE THEY?

MEDIUM 4.75.
LARGE 6.50.

MEDIUM.

COULD YOU, UH,
WRAP THEM UP?

THAT'S 4.75, PLEASE.

HERE'S YOUR CHANGE.
THERE'S YOUR RECEIPT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU.

[BELL RINGS]

OHH...

I'VE GOT TO FIND
HER AGAIN.

WHO?
YOU KNOW. HER!

NO!
[BELL RINGS]

Angus: LISTEN,
I'M IN A HURRY.

NO! NO! GET OUT!

GET! AND DON'T COME BACK!

LOOK, HOW DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD FIND HER?

THERE MUST BE MILLIONS
OF GIRLS OUT THERE

IN BUSES JUST LIKE THAT--
MILLIONS!

ANYWAY, YOU CAN'T.

YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T.

THE WHOLE OPERATION IS
COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL.

IT'S GOT TO BE,
OR WE'RE BUGGERED.

I DON'T HAVE TO TELL
HER ABOUT IT.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO SAY

TO HER, THEN?

COME ON, BRUCE,

CAN YOU STRETCH
YOUR LEGS? COME ON.

I'M GONNA GET
A PHONE IN HERE.

A TELEPHONE?

AYE, FOR PHONE CALLS
AND THINGS.

COME HERE AND HAVE
A LOOK AT THIS.

I'M NOT GOING TO
TOUCH THIS LOT, THOUGH.

I'M NOT GOING
TO BREAK THE RULES.

LOOK AT ME, BRUCE.
LOOK AT ME.

I'M GOING UP
TO THE BUS STATION.

HAVE YOU ANY IDEA
WHAT THE PENALTY

FOR ARMED ROBBERY IS?

IT'S 12 YEARS!

12 YEARS!

AND, AND ASSAULT...

THREATENING BEHAVIOR.

I'M NOT WEARING
A COSTUME.

WILL, PLEASE...

[SIGHS]

OK.

BUT LOOK, NO GOING
INTO THE BUS STATION,

NO TALKING TO
ANYBODY EXCEPT HER,

NO TELLING HER
WHO YOU ARE,

AND NO MENTION
I EVEN EXIST, RIGHT?

WAIT. HERE.

HERE.

POTIFER'S OINTMENT.

GUARANTEED RELIEF
FROM SHINGLES,

SCABIES, ECSEMA,
PSORIASIS,

WARTS...AND OTHER
CONDITIONS OF THE SKIN.

[BEEP, BEEP]

THEY HAD A GUN!

YOU COULD HARDLY
ASK ME TO TACKLE

TWO MASKED GUNMEN.

BUT YOU'VE BEEN WITH THE COMPANY
NEARLY TWO YEARS NOW.

THE FACT IS WHATEVER
SUPERINTENDENT BAIRD

MAY SAY, WE ARE LEFT
WITH A BUSLOAD OF

IRATE CLIENTS, AND
YOU'RE HALF THE CAUSE

OF THE WORRY.

MR. ILLINGWORTH--

I'M NOT GOING
TO THREATEN YOU,

BUT I'M SURE YOU'RE AWARE
OF THE POSSIBILITIES

OPEN TO THE COMPANY.

LOOK, WE'RE NOT
AN UNFEELING COMPANY.

I CAN UNDERSTAND A YOUNG
GIRL IN HIGH SPIRITS

GETTING CARRIED AWAY.

YES, WELL, WE ALL GET
CARRIED AWAY SOMETIMES.

I EXPECT FLAWLESS REPORTS
ABOUT YOUR COURIER--

FLAWLESS!

[WOMAN ON P.A.,
INDISTINCT]

EXCUSE ME.

SORRY?

EXCUSE ME.

I'M SORRY BUT I'M
IN A BIT OF A HURRY.

PLEASE!

DO I KNOW YOU?

NO. YOU DON'T.
IMPOSSIBLE.

YOU CAN'T.

I DO KNOW YOU.

WOULD YOU LIKE
A MINT?

THE REST ARE STRONG.

WHAT DID THEY CALL YOU?

MY NAME IS WILL.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

YOU'VE NEVER
SEEN ME BEFORE.

ANYWAY, I'VE GOT
A VERY BAD HAND.

MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU
AGAIN, THEN, WILL.

I HOLD UP BUSES!

Girl: I'M BURSTING.

I'VE STILL GOT
YOUR FLOWERS.

IT'S THE BEST PRESENT
I'VE EVER HAD.

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME

TO WORK FOR YOU
ON THE BUSES?

NO. YOU WON'T TELL
ANYONE, WILL YOU?

I'M BURSTING.

I COULD GO FOR
A PEE MYSELF.

I REALLY THOUGHT
SHE WAS GONNA MAKE IT.

I REALLY DID.

[CHUCKLES]
SO CLOSE.

SAY SOME MORE.

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR
FLATTERY?

I'VE NEVER MET
A ROBBER BEFORE.

I SOMETIMES WONDER
IF I'M DOING THE RIGHT THING.

IT'S LIKE ROB ROY,
ISN'T IT?

ROB ROY. THE
HIGHLAND ROBIN HOOD.

WE USED TO READ
THE STORIES--WHOA!

ME AND MY DAD.

AND I THOUGHT ROB ROY
MacGREGOR WAS BETTER

THAN BATMAN OR SUPERMAN
OR ANY OF THEM.

OH, BATMAN'S GOOD.

AH, BUT REAL PEOPLE
ARE BEST.

GOING TO HAVE TO
UPDATE MY COMMENTS,

YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE OF YOU.

BUT I DON'T MIND.

IT'S BETTER,

BECAUSE YOU'RE
STILL ALIVE.

WELL, YOU WERE
A MINUTE AGO.

[GIGGLING]

YOU KNOW, WE REALLY
SHOULD TRY TO GET

BETTER PICTURES OF
OURSELVES...

TO SEND TO
THE NEWSPAPERS.

RONNIE, I'VE GOT
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

I MEAN, THAT LOOKS LIKE

AN ILL PERSON'S
FACE, THAT.

I MEAN, I DON'T WANT
ANYBODY TO THINK

I LOOK LIKE W.C. FIELDS
OR SOMETHING.

HEY, I KNOW
WHO TOOK THAT.

REMEMBER THE WEE
WAIF IN THE SHADES?

SHE KEPT
SHOUTING CHEESE.

I'VE ALWAYS GOT
MY EYES SHUT IN PHOTOS.

WE CAN GO UP TO
THE MACHINE AT THE STATION,

GET IT DONE PROPERLY.

RONNIE--

THERE'S SOMETHING
I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU.

AYE, ME, TOO.

I FORGOT THAT BRUCE
IS LINING HIS NEST.

HE WAS OUT OF HIS CAGE
WHILE I WAS AT THE SHOPS.

IT WAS ALL IN £20 NOTES.

HOW MUCH?

I BET 200 QUID WORTH.

OH, WELL,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

RONNIE, I'VE REALLY GOT
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

Ronnie: RIGHT.
LOOK TOUGH.

Will: YOU KNOW THE GIRL,
MARGOT, THE GIRL ON THE BUS?

YOU KNOW HOW I PROMISED
NOT TO TELL HER,

YOU KNOW,
WHO I WAS AND THAT?

WELL, I DID.

[MOOING]

[POLICE SIREN]

Margot: MY DAD USED TO
TAKE ME UP THERE

WHEN I WAS LITTLE.

WHEN I STARTED AS A GUIDE,
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS

GO BACK AND LEARN
EVERYTHING ABOUT THE HEROES.

LIKE ROB ROY?
YEAH. LIKE THAT.

THERE'S ONE LEGEND
THAT SAYS THE HEROES

AREN'T DEAD AT ALL--
JUST SLEEPING UNDERNEATH

THE HILLS, AND ONE DAY
THEY'LL COME BACK.

LIKE GHOSTS?

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

DO YOU BELIEVE
IN GHOSTS?

[MOTORCYCLE ROARS PAST]

[CHILDREN SCREAMING]

HA HA!

WHOO!

Will: LOOK, I'M JUST
SAYING, IT'S NOT FAIR.

IF YOU WENT A BIT
SLOWER MAYBE,

THEN I COULD HAND OUT
THE MONEY PROPERLY

AND EVERYBODY WOULD
GET THE SAME AMOUNT.

LOOK, WILL,
WE'RE NOT SANTA CLAUS.

LOOK, IT WAS A NICE GESTURE.
GOOD FOR THE IMAGE. FINE.

BUT I CAN'T HAVE YOU
FRITTERING AWAY

OUR MONEY LIKE THAT.

HAVE YOU ANY IDEA
HOW MUCH YOU MUST HAVE

THROWN OUT?

YOU SAID IT WAS
A GOOD IDEA.

BRUCE ATE £200.

LOOK, DON'T YOU START
MAKING INSINUATIONS

ABOUT HIM, OK?

YOU'VE GOT YOUR FRIENDS,
AND I'VE GOT MINE.

ANYWAY, HOW'D YOU GET
THE MONEY TO BUY

10 BILLION CUPS OF
TEA FOR YOUR FRIEND, EH?

IT'S NOT THAT MANY.

LOOK, YOU'RE
BREAKING THE RULES.

YOU'RE USING OUR
MONEY TO FRATERNIZE.

AND NOW YOU WANT
TO GIVE THE REST AWAY?

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU.

AND WHERE ARE YOU
ALL THE TIME?

I'M NOT FRATERNIZING.

ARE WE GOING UP NORTH
AGAIN SOON?

OH, SO YOU'VE BEEN HAVING
SOME MORE CONSTRUCTIVE

IDEAS ABOUT THE BUSINESS,
THEN, HAVE YOU?

NO, NO, NO.
NOT AT ALL.

OH, YES, I HAVE!
I'VE BEEN THINKING.

WE COULD WEAR DIFFERENT MASKS
TO THROW THEM OFF OUR TRAIL.

AND MAYBE WE COULD PUT
SOME DIFFERENT STUFF

IN THE PUFFER,
JUST FOR A CHANGE.

PERFUME OR SOMETHING.

AYE, WE COULD HAVE A NICE
PUFFER FOR PEOPLE WE LIKED.

ONLY JOKING.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
IF I TOLD YOU YOUR SON

WAS FAMOUS?

I MEAN, REALLY FAMOUS,
LIKE A HERO.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT,
DID YOU?

YOU SEE,
I GET THINGS DONE.

I DON'T JUST LIE AROUND
ALL DAY.

I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS PLACE,
A PLACE WHERE I CAN MEET PEOPLE

WHO REALLY KNOW
HOW TO GET THINGS DONE--

PEOPLE LIKE ME.

I'M A DISADVANTAGED CHILD.

I DON'T HAVE THE SECURITY
OF THE FAMILY UNIT

TO BACK ME UP.

[CHATTERING]

I'VE GOT TO DO THINGS
ON MY OWN.

JUDGES ARE LENIENT
ON PEOPLE LIKE ME.

WHAT'S YOUR GAME?

RONNIE WEATHERSPOON,
SIR.

YEAH. YEAH.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, TAP.

THE BOY'S WITH ME.

THE MAN HIMSELF?
HOW ARE YOU?

NICE TO SEE YOU, SON.
THANKS FOR COMING DOWN.

HOW'S BUSINESS?

IT'S NOT BAD.
GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
STAND BACK, YOU LOT.

COME ON, STAND BACK,
GIVE THE BOY SOME SPACE.

LADS, I HAVE HERE
THE 17th MOST WANTED MAN

IN SCOTLAND.

[CHEERING]

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I'LL HAVE
A GINGER BEER, THANKS.

UH, A GINGER BEER.
STICK ONE IN THERE.

AND THEY TELL YOU CRIME
DOESN'T PAY, RIGHT?

RIGHT, YEAH.

TRANSPORTATION,
RIGHT?

OK. THINK--
THINK CARGO.

PASSENGERS.

PEOPLE.
SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

YEAH.
BUT THINK CLASS.

RIGHT? THE RIGHT
CLASS OF PEOPLE.

NOW, RIGHT, WHERE
ARE THEY GONNA BE?

ON BUSES?
NAH, NOT REALLY.

PLANES? TOO MUCH
COMPETITION.

THINK CARS.
CARS.

LIMOUSINES.

SHAKE, PAL.

OOH, I JUST LOVED
WHAT YOU DID TO

THAT YANKEE BASTARD.

HAVE YOU EVER
CONSIDERED

GOING FOR
PRIVATE CARS?

WELL, ACTUALLY,
THERE WAS--

YOU JUST ABOLISHED HIM.
THAT WAS BLOODY GREAT.

HELLO, NIGEL.

MR. PYLES...

LOOK, THINK
POTENTIAL.

YOU SEE WHAT
I'M SAYING?

THE POTENTIAL IS
DEFINITELY THERE

IF YOU'RE WORKING INSIDE
WHAT WE HAVE HERE,

WHICH IS A COOPERATIVE.

SO THIS IS--
WE ARE COOPERATIVE

WITH EACH OTHER;
WE HELP EACH OTHER.

YOU SEE
WHAT I'M SAYING?

SO, LIKE, CARS,
PEOPLE IN CARS.

BLACKMAIL, KIDNAPPING,
EXTORTION--

WE HAVE GOT
THE CONTACTS, SEE?

YOU SEE
WHAT I'M SAYING?

GET YOURSELF A SUNTAN.
SEE THE WORLD.

SEEN IT.

AYE.

AW, HE'S A NAMBY-
PAMBY OLD BASTARD,

THAT PYLE.

AYE. YOU'RE RIGHT.
NAMBY-PAMBY, AYE.

IT WAS DIFFERENT
IN THE OLD DAYS.

I MEAN, SEE ME.

EVEN I HAVEN'T
GOT A GUN NOW.

GUNS ARE FOR LASSIES.

I MEAN, NOBODY SEEMS TO
PUT THE BOOT IN ANYMORE.

NO. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
THEY JUST DON'T.

I MEAN, ALL THAT
ENTERPRISE AND PROFIT

AND PISH LIKE THAT
GETS IN MY HEAD!

AAH!

[DOG BARKING]

[CHUCKLES]

YOU DON'T WANT TO BOTHER
WITH THAT SHITE.

NO. NO.

DO YOU NEED
YOUR GLASSES?

NO.

I MEAN, YOU DON'T WANT
GLASS GOING IN YOUR EYE

WHEN SOME BASTARD
STANDS ON YOUR FACE.

RIGHT.

SEE THESE?

CONTACT LENSES.

OHHH.
CHANGED MY LIFE.

SOFT LENSES.

EXPENSIVE ONES.

SEE, MY OPTICIAN KNOWS
HIS ASS FROM HIS ELBOW.

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
ABOUT YOU.

NO NAMBY-PAMBY SHITE.

YOU JUST GO OUT THERE--
YOU GET ON YOUR MOTORBIKE

AND YOU SEE WHAT YOU WANT,
AND IF YOU DON'T GET IT,

MUTILATION!

AYE. MUTILATION.

AYE.
AYE.

[LAUGHING]

MUTILATION.

MUTILATION.

[LAUGHING]

[SIREN IN DISTANCE]

Man: WELL, THE PUFFER
SEEMS TO EMIT A MIXTURE

OF POWDERS AND STUFF.

AYE, I KNOW.

SOMEBODY SAID
A HOT BATH MIGHT HELP.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

THAT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION.

OH, THERE'S NO WAY
THAT WE COULD OFFER

GUARANTEES LIKE THAT.

OH, WELL, I MEAN,
IF THEY WERE PERSISTENT.

TAKING THEIR CASH AND
VALUABLES ON A BUS TRIP.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

AYE, WELL, MAYBE
THEY ARE JUST AS STUPID

AS THEY LOOK.

OH, I CAN TELL THAT
TO THE SECRETARY.

NO. THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA
MAKE THE COURT DATE.

[CLEARS THROAT]

LOOK, UM, WHY DON'T
WE JUST GIVE HER

WHATEVER SHE WANTS?

WHAT?!

BUT THAT'S TWICE
MY ANNUAL SALARY.

IT'S HER DIVORCE,
ISN'T IT?

GOOD-BYE.

OH, I'M PAYING YOU
FOR THIS CALL, RIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M ON GOVERNMENT
BUSINESS.

CLASSIFIED. MM-HMM.

NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT
A VACATION ANYMORE,

AND I DON'T KNOW
HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE.

SO...

VISITING RIGHTS?
WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN.

BEN, I LOVE THAT DOG.

[LAUGHING]

[SIGHS]

SHE DOESN'T EVEN
LIKE HER!

THE DOG!

YEAH, WELL, I'M--
LOOK, I'M GONNA BE BACK

AS QUICKLY AS I CAN.

JUST DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN.
TAKE CARE OF ME.

MM-HMM. YEAH.
YOU CALL ME.

I GUESS YOU FEEL PRETTY
PLEASED ABOUT THE WAY

THIS OPERATION'S
GOING, HUH?

YOU MAKING SOME KIND
OF A COMPLAINT,

MR. BENDER?

WELL, THE WAY I SEE IT,
IF AN OUTFIT LIKE MINE

WAS TO TRY TO HANDLE
TROUBLE LIKE THIS,

WE COULD WRAP IT UP
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.

AND I THINK MAYBE
THE ENGLISH GOVERNMENT

MIGHT SEE IT
THE SAME WAY.

ARE YOU THREATENING ME,
MR. BENDER?

NUMBER 7.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE
THIS ONE.

WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE KID
WITH THE BUS COMPANY?

CUTE LITTLE THING
WITH THE FLOWERS.

Isla: THAT'S TAKING
MY OXYGEN.

HEY, WHAT DID YOU
DO THAT FOR?

IT TOOK ME DAYS
TO FIND THAT CANDLE.

SO?
OH, ISLA!

IT WAS TAKING
MY OXYGEN.

YOU'VE GOT STEAK AND KIDNEY
PIE ALL OVER THE END.

HA!
OW!

DO YOU WEAR
SUSPENDERS?

IT MUST BE VERY
INTERESTING--COURIERING.

OH, YES. WELL,
THE COUNTRY IS LOVELY.

THE TOURISTS CAN GET
A BIT TIRESOME SOMETIMES,

BUT IT HAS ITS MOMENTS.

AYE. IT'S A GOOD
STEADY JOB,

WHICH IS MORE THAN
COULD BE SAID FOR SOME.

I BET IT HAS ITS MOMENTS
JUST NOW, THOUGH, EH?

WITH THESE YOUNG WEE
BANDITS IN THE HILLS.

DO YOU EVER COME
ACROSS ANY OF 'EM?

WELL...

THEY'RE GREAT,
AREN'T THEY, DAD?

THEY'RE REALLY CLEVER
AND THEY'RE BRAVE--

AYE. THEY'VE GOT
INITIATIVE.

AND THEY'VE GOT INITIATIVE
WHEN IT COUNTS, HAVEN'T THEY?

AYE. I'D GIVE A WEEK'S
WAGES TO MEET

ONE OF THOSE LADS.

WHAT WORRIES ME IS
WHAT'S GOING

TO HAPPEN TO THEM.

I MEAN, IT CAN'T
GO ON FOREVER, CAN IT?

ONE WOULD HOPE NOT.

THEY'LL NEVER
CATCH THOSE BOYS.

THEY'RE FAR TOO CLEVER.

THEY'VE GOT INITIATIVE
WHERE IT COUNTS.

DID YOU HEAR WHAT THEY DID
TO A BUSLOAD OF GERMANS

UP IN...?
MR. BRYCE!

THEY'RE ATTACKING
OUR BIGGEST INDUSTRY--

TOURISM.

Mother: EXACTLY.

THERE'S FOREIGNERS
WITH MONEY AND INFLUENCE

ON THOSE TOURS.

AND THEY'RE MAKING
A JOKE OF

THE POLICE FORCE.
THEY'LL GET THE CHOP.

THE ELECTRIC CHAIR?

WHO'S FOR MORE PIE?

OCH!

I CANNAE GET IT LIT.

Will: WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING?

Margot: NOTHING.
NOTHING!

[CLEARS THROAT]
ROB ROY.

"AND SO, AMONGST
THESE ROCKS LIVED

"THROUGH SUMMER HEAT
AND WINTER SNOW.

"THE EAGLE--
HE WAS LORD ABOVE,

AND ROB WAS
LORD BELOW."

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

IT'S A POEM ABOUT
ROB ROY.

REMEMBER?

ROB ROY?

YOU'RE SMUDGING
THE GLASS.

IS WILL THERE?

IS WILL THERE?
WILL WHO?

WILL BRYCE.
I'M HIS FRIEND.

CAN I COME IN?

WILL BRICE?

IS HE THE LEGENDARY
TOMMY BRYCE THAT USED TO

WORK DOWN
THE BOTTLE FACTORY?

ARE YOU RONNIE?

YOU'RE HIS FRIEND, RONNIE.
LET ME IN.

I CAN'T.
IT'S LOCKED.

WE'RE CLOSED.

THERE'S
NO RONNIE HERE.

I KNOW ABOUT IT.

I KNOW. I'M A FRIEND.

[KEYS JINGLE]

[SIGHS]

[BELL RINGS]

I CAN'T.

RONNIE'S DEAD.
PASSED AWAY.

VERY SAD.

I'VE GOT TO GO NOW
FINISH THE ACCOUNTS.

[BELL RINGS]

Ronnie: WOMEN ARE
NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.

YOU SHOULD START
TO THINK ABOUT THAT.

I MEAN, SHE'S ALL
YOU THINK ABOUT.

HALF THE BUS STATION
PROBABLY KNOWS ABOUT US

BECAUSE OF YOU
AND YOUR WOMAN.

ALL I WANTED TO
LET YOU KNOW--

I'M LEAVING HERE SOON!

I'VE GOT PROPER
FRIENDS NOW--

FRIENDS THAT CAN GET
THE PENSION FUND

INVESTED PROPERLY.

TIMES--

TIMES ARE CHANGING, PAL,
AND YOU'VE GOT TO

CHANGE WITH THEM.

I WAS ONLY--
WE'RE CLOSED!

[CLICK]

[DOG BARKS]

[DOG BARKING]

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

THAT'S MY OWN PERSONAL,
PRIVATE TELEPHONE.

IT JUST KEPT ON RINGING.
I COULDN'T TURN IT OFF.

IT WASN'T MY IDEA
TO PUT IT IN A DRAWER.

[RINGING]

THAT'S MY LAWYER.
I'VE GOT TO TAKE THE CALL.

GET A HAMMER.

Man on TV: THE POLICE ARE
CONCENTRATING THEIR EFFORTS

ON TRYING TO ESTABLISH
A PATTERN IN THE HOLD-UPS

AND ARE STRESSING THE DIFFICULTY
OF PATROLLING THE ROADS

IN THIS REMOTE HIGHLAND REGION.

BUT DETECTIVE INSPECTOR BAIRD,
WHO IS HEADING THE INQUIRY IS

STILL OPTIMISTIC ABOUT
AN EARLY ARREST.

AND A NEW LEAD TODAY:

A PHOTOGRAPH OF THE SO-CALLED
CLOWN AND WOLFMAN

BEARING A HIGHLAND POSTMARK WAS
DELIVERED TO TELEVISION CENTER.

FORENSIC SCIENTISTS ARE
CURRENTLY STUDYING

THE PICTURE IN THE HOPE
IT MAY GIVE THEM THE CLUE

THEY ARE LOOKING FOR.

SO FAR, BOTH THE SCOTTISH
LIBERATION FRONT

AND THE CALEDONIAN
NATIONAL GROUP

HAVE CLAIMED
RESPONSIBILITY...

DO YOU MIND
IF I JOIN YOU?

IN PARLIAMENT
THIS AFTERNOON,

OPPOSITION BLAMED
THE GOVERNMENT'S

UNEMPLOYMENT RECORD FOR
THE INCREASE IN CRIME.

TODAY THE SEARCH
FOR THE PIRATES WAS JOINED

BY AN UNUSUAL EXPEDITION FROM
THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN.

THE 8-MAN TELEVISION CREW
WANTS TO BE THE FIRST

TO FILM THE BANDITS
IN ACTION.

THOUGH THEIR ARRIVAL
HAS CAUSED SOME ANGER

AMONG THE LOCAL MEDIA
AND POLICE.

DON'T YOU THINK YOUR
PRESENCE MIGHT GET IN THE WAY

OF POLICE ATTEMPTS
TO CATCH THE BANDITS?

NO. I...I...WE ARE
NOT HERE FOR REVENGE.

WE ONLY WANT TO...TO
FILM IT FOR OUR PROGRAM.

YES. YES. YES.

Woman on TV: THAT WAS
MICHAEL DOUGLAS REPORTING...

WHEN'S THE NEXT
HOLD-UP?

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I WAS JUST WONDERING
WHEN YOU THOUGHT THESE MEN

MIGHT DO THE NEXT
BUS HOLD-UP,

YOU KNOW, UP NORTH.

OH, AYE, HOLD-UP.
HOLD-UP.

WHAT HOLD-UPS THAT?

THERE IS A LOT OF
FUNNY THINGS GOING ON.

YOU SHOULD READ
THE NEWSPAPERS.

OF COURSE, I HAVEN'T
REALLY BEEN FOLLOWING IT.

HOLD-UP.

I GUESS THESE THINGS
JUST HAPPEN

OUT OF THE BLUE,
DON'T THEY?

ONE MORE YOU'RE SITTING
THERE, QUITE THE THING,

AND THE NEXT WHO KNOWS?

I MEAN, WHO KNOWS?

[REPORTER CONTINUES]

I DO.

STRONG NORTHWESTERLY
WINDS WILL BRING RAIN

TO MOST...
AND YOU DO.

AND RONNIE WEATHERSPOON
KNOWS.

WE'VE ALL GOT BIRTHDAYS
COMING UP SOON.

[SEAGULL CAWS]

I MADE THEM PROMISE
AN OATH OF SECRECY.

I SAID, I SAID THEY COULD
BECOME HONORARY MEMBERS

IF THEY COULD PROVE
THEY COULD KEEP A SECRET.

WELL, AND SOME
MORE JEWELRY.

THEY WANT
IDENTITY CARDS, RONNIE,

SAYING THEY'RE MEMBERS.

LOOK...

KEEP YOUR HEAD, OK?

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME
THAT YOU ARE SCARED OF

A BUNCH OF WEE LASSIES?

LOOK, LOOK, YOU'RE
IN THE BIG TIME NOW.

KIDS CAN GET DAMAGED
MESSING WITH PEOPLE LIKE US.

YOU KNOW, LIKE,
MUTILATION.

I'LL TALK TO THEM AGAIN.

MAYBE I COULD--

[DIAL TONE]

HELLO?

HELLO?

MR. ILLINGWORTH.

EXCUSE ME.

THERE'S A LADY HERE
WITH A BIT OF A PROBLEM.

AH, YES, HELLO.

EXCUSE ME, SIR.

COULD YOU TELL ME WHICH ONE
OF THESE BUSES WE COULD GO ON

WHERE MAYBE THERE MIGHT BE
ONE OF THOSE STICK-UPS?

[GONG]

[MAN ON TV
SPEAKING JAPANESE]

[MAN CONTINUES IN JAPANESE]

[POLICE SIREN]

[SHOUTING
IN JAPANESE]

[MAN ON TV CONTINUES
IN JAPANESE]

DOMO ARIGATO...

Will: WHERE DID YOU
FIND THIS BIKE?

Ronnie: WHAT?

I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU'D TUNED THE ENGINE UP.

ARE YOU JUST GONNA
SIT THERE MOPING?

[YELLING IN JAPANESE]

COME ON.
WILL YOU GET PAST?

HE'S HARDLY
A MOTORWAY.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY
DREADFUL AT DRIVING.

COME ON!

Will: SLOW DOWN!
WILL YOU SLOW DOWN!

RONNIE, SLOW DOWN!

AFFIRMATIVE.
WE READ YOU.

THEY'VE GOT GLEN ORCHY
AND GLEN LEVITT BLOCKED OFF.

HOW ABOUT GLENN MILLER?

HOW ABOUT GLENN MILLER?

THERE IS
NO GLENN MILLER.

I KNOW THERE'S NOT
A GLENN MILLER.

THERE'S NO SUCH PLACE
AS GLENN MILLER.

GLENN MILLER WAS
THE COMPOSER,

YOU KNOW, CONDUCTOR GUY--
"IN THE MOOD."

[HUMMING MELODY]

Will:
WILL YOU SLOW DOWN?

[SPEAKING JAPANESE]

RONNIE, I JUST...

NOW THROW IT!
THROW IT!

IT NEARLY HIT A CAR.
EH?

IT NEARLY HIT A CAR.

OH, JEEZ!

ME! MY GOODNESS!
COME IN, CONTROL.

THEY'RE FIRING ON US.

I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE.

AAH!

[SIRENS]

[CLUCKING]

[REVS MOTORCYCLE]

GET 'EM!

THE BEACH! THE BEACH!

[HORN HONKS]

[SIRENS]

THAT WAS NEARLY IT
THAT TIME, YOU KNOW.

YES. BECAUSE YOU USED
THOSE MINI ROCKETS,

DIDN'T YOU?

RONNIE, THOSE STAR BLAZER
THINGS WOULD HAVE BLOWN THEM UP!

Bender: I THOUGHT THE IDEA
OF THE BARRICADE WAS

TO STOP THE BANDITS,
NOT THE POLICE CARS.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

I'M BUSY!

THAT'S A LIE.

OK, BEN, LISTEN.

THIS IS MAN TO MAN.
YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME.

I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND
OF A PROBLEM.

I SAID I DON'T HAVE
THAT PROBLEM!

[SIGHS]

OK, DID YOU SEE THE DOG?

HER NOSE WAS COLD?

YEAH, YEAH. CALL ME.

I THINK THE OPERATION
NEEDS A KICK IN THE BUTT.

I'LL MAKE A NOTE OF YOUR
COMMENTS, MR. BENDER.

YOU BETTER DO MORE
THAN THAT, MR. BAIRD.

I'VE GOT AN AUTHORIZATION
FROM YOUR MR. SECRETARY.

THE CASE IS MINE.

WHY DON'T YOU GO FISHING?

THAT'S A VERY NASTY RASH
YOU'VE GOT, MR. BENDER.

YOU REALLY SHOULD TRY
AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

RONNIE?

[LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[BOTTLES CLINKING]

[CHATTERING]

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

YOU'RE NOT AT THE SHOP.

AH, WELL, I'M--
I'M A BIT BUSY JUST NOW.

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Nigel: COME ON, RONNIE.

YOUR TURN TO EAT ONE
ON YOUR WOMAN.

HIYA, BIG BOY.

COME AND JOIN
THE PARTY.

[CHANTING]

HIS NAME'S NIGEL.

HE'S JUST COME OUT
OF PRISON

FOR THE FOURTH TIME.

HE'S GOT A REAL GUN,
MARGOT. HE'S DANGEROUS.

HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO
BITE BRUCE'S HEAD OFF.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

NO. HE'S REALLY
LIKE THAT. HE WOULD.

AND THEN RONNIE SAID
HE CAN DO

THIS HOLD-UP
WITH US TOMORROW.

IT'S ALL DIFFERENT.

THE STRATHOUT RUN
WITH HIM!

PLUS, THE WOMEN'S
INSTITUTE OUTING.

LOOK, IT'S A ROTTEN
BUSINESS, WILL,

AND YOU'RE BETTER OFF
OUT OF IT.

I SAID I'D GO.

WE COULD ALL GO
RUN AWAY, MARGOT.

THINK, WILL.
WHAT ABOUT ME?

THERE'S NO ROOM
ON THE BIKE.

MAYBE IF IT HAD
A SIDE CAR.

[SIGHS]

YOU USED TO THINK
IT WAS GREAT.

THAT WAS HALF WHAT WAS
GREAT ABOUT IT.

YOU'RE SO STUPID.
YOU'RE SO STUPID,

YOU CAN'T SEE THINGS
HAVE CHANGED NOW.

WILL, DO YOU NOT
KNOW THAT I...?

MARGOT, DON'T GO.
YOU'LL GET COLD.

MARGOT.

OK. EASY.

YEAH, WE'VE HAD
OUR EYE ON YOU.

WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND?

Doll: MOMMY!

[CLEARS THROAT]

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
I'D PICK YOU UP TOMORROW.

I'M NOT GOING.

OK.

YOU'LL HAVE TO BRING ME
THE MASK AND THE PUFFER.

DON'T WORRY.

I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET
YOUR SHARE OF THE MONEY.

IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
BALLGAME NOW, ANYWAY.

YOU'RE PROBABLY
BETTER OFF OUT OF IT.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO TOMORROW?

WE'RE GONNA PUT
THE BOOT IN.

I'M GONNA GET MYSELF
SOME STATUS.

IT'S THE WOMEN'S
INSTITUTE, RONNIE.

LOOK, PENNYCOOK.

WE COULD GO INTO
HIDING IN PENNYCOOK.

NOBODY WOULD FIND US.

WE COULD WEAR DISGUISES
TO GO TO THE SHOPS.

MARGOT, SHE SAID TO ME,

"DON'T YOU KNOW I...?"

LOOK...

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU
AND YOUR WOMAN!

YOU JUST HAVEN'T GOT
A CLUE, HAVE YOU?

WHAT DOES THAT SAY?

BEATTY.
RIGHT.

SO, WHAT'S MY NAME?

RONNIE!

RONNIE WEATHERSPOON.

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
WHO'S DOWN THERE.

I JUST PICKED THEM.

SEE, THAT'S WHERE
ME AND YOU ARE DIFFERENT, PAL.

I DON'T HAVE PEOPLE
TO TIE ME DOWN.

I'M GOIN' PLACES.

AND I DON'T WANT
ANY BAGGAGE WITH ME, RIGHT?

RIGHT.
RIGHT.

JELLY SANDWICHES!

JELLY SANDWICHES!

THOUSANDS OF
JELLY SANDWICHES!

I KEPT YOU ALIVE
FOR MORE THAN A YEAR

WHILE YOU WERE SAVING UP
FOR THAT BIKE.

EVERY DAY I PASTED UP
A SANDWICH,

AND I SMUGGLED IT
OUT OF MY HOUSE FOR YOU.

AND YOU DON'T HAVE
PEOPLE TO TIE YOU DOWN?

AND WHAT ABOUT THE CLOWN
AND THE WOLFMAN?

SO WHAT ARE YOU NOW?

YOU ARE A CLOWN.

YOU'RE A CLOWN!

A CLOWN IN A STUPID
LEATHER COAT.

AND WHO'S GONNA
CARE FOR YOU

WHEN YOU AND THAT ANIMAL
MEET A COUPLE OF

HARD MEN THAT ARE
BIGGER THAN YOU?

WHO'S GONNA CARE
FOR YOU THEN, EH?

90 QUID THAT COAT COST ME!

LOOK AT THIS.

SEE, EVERY TRIP THAT'S
CIRCLED WAS A HOLD-UP

EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE;
THAT'S SCHEDULED TOMORROW.

I'M GONNA BE HOME
IN 24 HOURS.

CUP OF COFFEE?

STICK YOUR HEAD
IN IT, CHANTY.

YOU WANT ME
TO CALL BAIRD?

NO. LET'S LEAVE THE INSPECTOR
OUT OF THIS ONE, EH?

THIS ONE IS MY BABY.

OK, ANGELFACE.

TOMORROW YOU AND I ARE GONNA
TAKE A BUS RIDE TOGETHER.

Doll: SING TO
THE NEXT SONG.

* BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP
HAVE YOU ANY WOOL? *

Policeman joins:
* YESSIR, YESSIR

* 3 BAGS FULL
1 FOR THE MASTER *

* AND 1 FOR THE DAME...

WHERE'S MOM?

GONE TO AEROBICS.

RIGHT. YOU'LL HAVE TO
TELL HER I'VE GONE AWAY

TO BECOME A PRIEST,

BUT I'LL SEND HER
A POSTCARD.

RIGHT.

THEY'VE GOT
MARY HARRISON.

WHO? WHO'S GOT HER?

THE PIGS.

SHE WON'T CRACK.

I KNOW SHE WON'T CRACK.

'CAUSE IF SHE CRACKS,

I'LL TELL 'EM ABOUT
HUNG BOBBY MARTIN.

RIGHT. I'VE GOT ONE
PHONE CALL TO MAKE.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

EXCUSE ME.

HELLO? NO.
SHE'S NOT HERE.

TOMORROW SHE'S
ON THE STRATHOUT RUN.

OK.

MARGOT'S GOING TO BE
ON THAT BUS.

RONNIE?

SHALL I COME TOMORROW?

AYE.

IT'S ALL FINISHED NOW,
ISN'T IT?

WE'RE STILL GOING.

ONE MORE TIME
TO STRATHOUT.

THE CLOWN AND THE WOLFMAN.

FUNNY BUSINESS.

AYE.

MR. BAIRD.
WHAT?

TELEX FROM
THE SECRETARY OF STATE.

"OPERATION BANDIT."

GET BENDER.

HE'S GONE.
AYE?

EVERYTHING'S
CHANGED.

THEY'RE HERE. THEY'RE
RIGHT HERE IN THE TOWN.

Big Country: * ALONE AMONG
THE HILLS AND STONE *

* THROUGH SUMMER SUN
AND WINTER SNOW *

* THE EAGLE
HE WAS LORD ABOVE *

* AND ROB WAS LORD BELOW

[HORN HONKING]

* 240 YEARS WE LIVED

* WITHOUT HOPE
AND WITHOUT PRIDE *

* SO, WHO WILL KNOW
WHERE THEY COME FROM? *

* WHO WILL RAISE THE TORCH
FOR THOSE WHO DIED? *

* I WILL BE WITH THEM

* IN THE SUMMER SUN
AND THE WINTER SNOW *

* THEY WILL COME
AND CLOUDS WILL GO *

* SHOW THAT WE ARE PROUD AGAIN

* THOUGH ALL WE LOST
IN AUTUMN DAYS *

* CANNOT BE BORN AGAIN

* STAND HERE BY ME
UNTIL THE WAYS *

* OF AGE AND YOUTH
ARE ONE AND SAME *

* I WILL BE WITH THEM

* IN THE SUMMER SUN
AND THE WINTER SNOW *

* THEY WILL COME
AND CLOUDS WILL GO *

* AND SHOW THEM
WE ARE PROUD AGAIN *

* AND I WILL BE WITH THEM

* IN THE SUMMER SUN
AND THE WINTER SNOW *

* THEY WILL COME
AND CLOUDS WILL GO *

* SHOW THEM WE ARE PROUD AGAIN

* ALONE AMONG
THE HILLS AND STONE *

* THROUGH SUMMER SUN
AND WINTER SNOW *

* THE EAGLE
HE WAS LORD ABOVE *

* ROB WAS LORD BELOW

MARGOT?

DEAR ME, WHAT
ARE YOU WEARING?

OK, HOLD IT!

NO, SUNSHINE.
YOU HOLD IT.

NO, JACK,
YOU HOLD IT.

[SCREAMING]

MARGOT!

WASTE HIM, RONNIE.

LOOK AT ME.
I'M BULLETPROOF MAN.

COME ON, YOU!

PUT THE BOOT IN.

Will: RONNIE.
DO IT!

SORRY, NIGEL.

GIVE ME THAT,
SUCKERS!

ACHOO!

EVERYBODY
ON THE BUS STAY PUT!

Passengers: AWW!

[WOMEN CHEERING]

[SHEEP BLEATING]

OK, MOVE.
LET'S GO! GO!

AND NOW THAT WE'VE GOT YOU
AWAY FROM THE EYES

OF THE ADORING PUBLIC,
LET'S GET THE MASKS OFF.

WELL, SCOTTIE,
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

JESUS CHRIST!

[CHUCKLES]

THERE'S BEEN A WEE
BIT OF A CHANGE.

YOU BETTER READ THAT.

HUH?

LISTEN,
THERE'S A MESSAGE

FROM YOUR LAWYER:
YOU GOT THE DOG! HA HA!

IF THERE'S ANY PROBLEM,
YOUR LAWYER WILL PHONE YOU.

I WANT YOU
TO HAVE THIS.

IT'S NOT GOLD.

IT WAS MEANT TO BE
GOLD FOR HIS WARTS.

[WAVES CRASH ON SHORE]

OUT!

COME ON, OUT!

[SEAGULLS CAWING]

I HAD A TELEX FROM
THE SECRETARY OF STATE

FOR SCOTLAND.

IT'S FROM
THE SCOTTISH SECRETARY.

IT SEEMS TOURIST SPENDING
HAS GONE UP 15%

SINCE THE START OF
THESE ACTIVITIES.

YOU'RE BIGGER THAN
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.

GROSSLY IRRESPONSIBLE
CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR

OF THE MOST FLAGRANT KIND!

"LOW PROFILE," HE SAYS.

"HANDLE WITH
THE UTMOST DISCRETION.

POLITICAL HOT POTATO."

I CANNAE LET YOU GO.

SO, IT WAS HERE
IN A LAST DESPERATE BID

TO ESCAPE THE TIGHTENING
GRIP OF THE LAW

THAT THE HIGHLAND HEROES
PLUNGED TO THEIR DEATHS

IN THESE STORMY SEAS.

AND ALL THAT REMAINS IS
THE BROKEN WRECKAGE

OF THE JAPANESE MOTORCYCLE

THAT CARRIED THEM THROUGH
SO MANY DARING RAIDS.

I THINK THAT'S TERRIBLE.

NOW STREWN ACROSS
THESE JAGGED ROCKS...

I NEVER THOUGHT
IT WOULD END LIKE THIS.

...WITHOUT ANY PRETENSE
OF CROOKEDNES.

THERE WERE SCENES
OF WILD EMOTION

AS THE UNFORGETTABLE FIGURES
OF THE CLOWN AND THE WOLFMAN

SPED DOWN THE MAIN STREET
OF THAT CITY.

THE EXCITED CROWD COULD
HARDLY HAVE IMAGINED

THE DRAMATIC FATE WHICH
AWAITED THE OUTLAWS.

DURING THEIR BRIEF CAREER
AS HIGHWAYMEN

IN SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS,

THE CLOWN AND THE WOLFMAN
CAPTURED THE IMAGINATION

OF A WORLDWIDE AUDIENCE...

THANK YOU.

IT'S REALLY GOOD,
THIS STUFF, YOU KNOW?

YOU SHOULD TRY SOME.
IT TASTES LIKE...

THERE'S BITS
DROPPING OFF OF THIS.

LOOK, THERE'S BITS
FALLING OFF MY ICE.

THERE COULD BE A GERM
IN THERE OR SOMETHING.

I READ THAT...

DON'T BE SUCH
A BIG LASSIE.

A COUPLE OF WEE GERMS
NEVER DID ANYBODY ANY HARM.

ANYWAY, WE ARE BIGGER
THAN GERMS, YOU AND ME.

PUT YOUR NAME
ON THAT.

IT'S TO YOUR FAMILY.

[DONKEY BRAYS]

"NEW MEXICO--
LAND OF OPPORTUNITY.

WEATHER VERY NICE."

THEY'RE VERY HOSPITABLE
HERE, AREN'T THEY?

VERY GOOD TO TOURISTS.

WHEN CAN I SAY
I WILL BE HOME?

WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT
FOR A DECENT INTERVAL.

HAVE TO WAIT FOR OUR
BONDS TO MATURE AT LEAST.

SAY CHRISTMAS.

DO YOU THINK
IT'LL BE OK

TO GO BACK
AT CHRISTMAS?

RONNIE, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE
SOME RESPECT FOR THE DEAD.

Man on TV:
ALL THAT REMAINS IS THIS...

[SHEEP BLEATING]

A SAD, SODDEN REMINDER
OF MORTALITY.

WE MAY NEVER KNOW
WHO THEY WERE.

BUT ONE THING IS CERTAIN:

NOW NO ONE CAN TAME THEM.

IS THIS THE END
OF THE STORY

OR THE BEGINNING
OF A LEGEND?

MEL HAMMER,
"A.M. NEWS MAGAZINE," SCOTLAND.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

Big Country: * THE DAY
THEY HAD A PARTY *

* RIGHT OUT
IN THE STREET *

* FLAGS AND FLOWERS
AND SINGING *

* FOR THE HOMECOME
HERO'S TREAT *

* I SAT IN THE KITCHEN

* WITHOUT A FIRE
ON THE RANGE *

* I KNEW THIS HOUSE
HAD LOST THE CAUSE *

* TO EVER MAKE ME
WARM AGAIN *

* COME BACK TO ME

* THE DAYS ARE ALL TOO LONG

* COME BACK TO ME

* YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE GONE

* I WAS SO YOUNG
AND FULL OF PRIDE *

* AND YOU WERE
WILD AND STRONG *

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Big Country: * ALONE AMONG
THE HILLS AND STONE *

* THROUGH SUMMER SUN
AND WINTER SNOW *

* THE EAGLE
HE WAS LORD ABOVE *

* AND ROB WAS LORD BELOW

* 240 YEARS WE LIVED

* WITHOUT HOPE
AND WITHOUT PRIDE *

* SO, WHO WILL KNOW
WHERE THEY COME FROM? *

* WHO WILL RAISE THE TORCH
FOR THOSE WHO DIED? *

* I WILL BE WITH THEM

* IN THE SUMMER SUN
AND THE WINTER SNOW *

* THEY WILL COME
AND CLOUDS WILL GO *

* SHOW THAT WE ARE PROUD AGAIN

* THOUGH ALL WE LOST
IN AUTUMN DAYS *

* CANNOT BE BORN AGAIN

* STAND HERE BY ME
UNTIL THE WAYS *

* OF AGE AND YOUTH
ARE ONE AND SAME *

* I WILL BE WITH THEM

* IN THE SUMMER SUN
AND THE WINTER SNOW *

* THEY WILL COME
AND CLOUDS WILL GO *

* AND SHOW THEM
WE ARE PROUD AGAIN *

* I WILL BE WITH THEM

* IN THE SUMMER SUN
AND THE WINTER SNOW *

* THEY WILL COME
AND CLOUDS WILL GO *

* SHOW THEM WE ARE PROUD AGAIN

* ALONE AMONG
THE HILLS AND STONE *

* THROUGH SUMMER SUN
AND WINTER SNOW *

* THE EAGLE
HE WAS LORD ABOVE *

* ROB WAS LORD BELOW