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[GRUNTS]
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I love kissing.
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[BURTON LAUGHS]
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And you know what else?
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I think I'm a really great kisser.
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So, um, you wanna take this inside?
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Why? I think we're doing great out here.
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Plus, I like making out standing up,
because I don't get a roll over my pants.
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[BURTON CHUCKLES]
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- I can't do this again.
- What?
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We've been dating for two months,
I've only made it as far as your porch.
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Now, is there a problem,
or are you just a porch tease?
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[CHRISTINE LAUGHS]
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I told you what the problem is.
My kid is in there.
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I've never introduced him
to anyone I've dated.
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I mean, that is a really big step for me.
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I understand that. I'm a dad.
I know what a big deal it is.
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I let you inside my house.
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But, Burton, your kid wasn't there.
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I can't just parade random guys
through my 8-year-old's life.
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I mean, not that there's been
enough guys to constitute a parade.
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More like a circus, with more clowns.
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So, uh, when do you think
you might be ready?
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Soon.
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Yup, before you know it. Yeah, yeah.
Like, right around the corner.
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Yeah, okay. All right, I got it.
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- Well, good night.
- Well, good night.
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BURTON: I'm getting inside.
- No, oh, no, you are not. Stop it.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Oh, come on.
It hasn't been that bad, has it?
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[BURTON SIGHS]
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I mean, didn't doing it in your car
last week make you feel like a teenager?
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Yeah, until I got home
and I had to ice...
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...everything.
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[CHRISTINE LAUGHS]
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No kidding.
I got a bruise from knee to nipple.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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This is about taking our relationship
to the next level.
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[GASPS]
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But I can't. I'm sorry.
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- I'm sorry, Burton, not yet.
- Okay.
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- Well, good night.
- Well, good night.
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Thank you.
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You're a wonderful man.
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You deserve a fantastic kisser like me.
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Go away.
That's all you're getting tonight.
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We're closed.
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But we open tomorrow at 9.
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Get here early
before all the good stuff is picked over.
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Hi.
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- Who's she?
MATTHEW: That's my sister.
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She used to be married to him.
Now he goes out with her.
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And she's an awkward dater.
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[WHISPERS]
Wha...?
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Wanna throw egg rolls
out on the lawn for Burton?
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- Who's Burton?
- The guy she's been seeing.
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She doesn't wanna introduce him
to Ritchie.
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- Who's Ritchie?
- Oh, I'm sorry, he's my son.
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Wait, who are you?
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This is my girlfriend, Michelle.
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Oh, girlfriend?
Wow, when did that happen?
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About noon.
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Still not letting Burton in the house?
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- Yeah, I can't. It's not good for Ritchie.
- Is that it?
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Or are you just using Ritchie
as a human shield...
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...to keep your relationship
from moving forward?
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RICHARD: Oh...
MICHELLE: Hmm.
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Uh, Matthew, I am not
really comfortable...
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...discussing my personal life
in mixed company.
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Christine.
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You can't leave Burton out there forever.
You don't wanna be a porch tease.
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- Is that really a thing?
- No, we were listening.
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Oh, God.
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- Oh, my God.
- I thought you liked him.
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If you keep him out on the porch
much longer, you're gonna lose him.
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No, I'm not. Burton's totally fine with it.
He wants me to take my time.
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No. Guys need to know
they're moving towards a goal.
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- They need to know when they're winning.
- Yeah, it's why we like sports and war.
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Well, he's not gonna break up with me
just because I'm not ready to move forward.
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- Is he?
- Men don't like stop signs.
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They like green lights and war.
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You know, Richard was nervous
about introducing me to Ritchie.
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But you just have to take the leap
and know that he's gonna be okay.
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He's a great kid. You're a great mom.
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Oh, thank you.
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Like now,
Ritchie and I get along great.
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We laugh at each other's jokes,
we have cute nicknames for each other.
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[RICHARD LAUGHS]
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Yeah, I said, thank you.
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Mom?
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Oh, hi, sweetie. You're up.
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How was your night?
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It was good. I saw a dead mouse.
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Oh, sorry I missed that.
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You didn't. I kept it.
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Oh, even better.
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Um, ahem, listen, sweetie...
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...I wanna talk to you
about something, okay?
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You know how you have
a best friend at school, Austin?
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RITCHIE:
Mm-hm.
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Well, Mommy has a best friend too.
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And his name is Burton.
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Does he pick his nose?
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I hope not.
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Does he teach you dirty words?
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Couple.
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But he's a very nice man,
and I would like for you to meet him.
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But only if you would like to meet him.
Like to meet him?
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No.
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Well, he would like to meet you.
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And I would like for you to meet him.
So, what do you think?
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- No, thanks.
- Well, you're gonna meet him.
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And if you don't like him,
you don't have to see him again.
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- Okay.
- Okay, all right.
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Go to sleep now, sweetie.
It's late, okay?
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We can talk about this
in the morning if you want.
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- I don't want to.
- We'll talk about it in the morning, okay?
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- I love you, darling. Night.
- Night.
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Oh, God.
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[MUMBLING AND GRUNTING]
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- What are you doing?
- Cleaning.
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Why? Is Mom coming?
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I'm not here. I'm studying for the bar.
What'd we tell her last time?
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Law school? Med school? What?
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Matthew, pull yourself together.
Mom is not coming.
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I'm tidying up
so Burton doesn't think I'm a slob.
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Oh, God. Why am I bothering to do this?
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I'm not gonna pretend
to be somebody I'm not.
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He can either take me the way I am,
or not at all.
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[SCOFFS]
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Wow, you will really go to any length
to justify not cleaning.
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I know, right?
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, God. Okay, uh, yeah, just...
Just a second.
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Ritchie.
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Ooh, look at you.
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You look adorable. Honey, don't scratch.
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Burton's gonna think you have fleas.
Come on.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Coming. Honey, you're not nervous
about meeting Mommy's new friend?
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What friend?
I thought Grandma was coming.
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Wait, is she or is she not coming?
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Would everybody please relax?
This is supposed to be fun.
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Aren't you having fun? I'm having fun.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Wow, you look great. Are you ready?
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- I'm ready.
- How was your day?
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Uh, not so good. My mom
got into a bit of a car accident...
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Okay, let's go. Come.
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Ritchie, I'd like you to meet my friend
Burton.
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Are you my new dad?
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Wow, that must've been
a tough delivery.
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No, that's my idiot brother, Matthew.
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Idiot.
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[BURTON CHUCKLES]
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- Where is Ritchie?
- Bathroom.
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Okay, out. Out, out, out.
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I don't know why I was in a hurry
to get in the house, it wasn't that great.
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I probably should've cleaned it,
but Matthew talked me out of it, so...
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[BURTON CHUCKLES]
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- What were you saying about your mother?
- She got in an accident.
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- She's fine, but the other driver is just...
- Okay, he's back. Come on.
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Ritchie, this is my friend Burton.
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- Hi, Ritchie.
- Hi.
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My pants itch. Can I go change?
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Yes, of course.
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Oh, my God. That went great.
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That was so much better
than I expected.
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What exactly did you expect?
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Oh, you know, tears, tantrums,
maybe somebody yelling:
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"You can't tell me what to do.
You're not my father."
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Plus, I had no idea
how Ritchie was gonna react.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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So can I go now? My pants itch too.
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Yes, you're excused.
You were a big help. I'll tell Mom.
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I'd really appreciate that.
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- Nice to meet you.
- The pleasure's all mine.
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Really, I can't thank you enough
for taking the old gal off my hands.
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[BURTON CHUCKLES]
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- So you're in.
- Hmm.
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[CHRISTINE LAUGHS]
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CHRISTINE:
How does it feel?
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The way you were guarding it,
I thought it'd be fancier.
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I don't know, maybe some
gold columns and white tigers.
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[LAUGHS]
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But, uh, it's nice.
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Ugh, this is big.
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I really feel like we've crossed over
into new territory.
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You know, I was so nervous about it,
but now that it's done...
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...I really feel like it was the right move.
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Me too.
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- So speaking of big steps...
- Mm-hm.
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...when do I get to meet your kid?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. One of these days.
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You know, when the time is right.
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Unbelievable.
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Unbelievable.
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- What?
- I showed him mine.
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Now he won't show me his.
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I hope to God
you're talking about your boobs.
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No, my kid.
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I introduced Burton to Ritchie,
and then when I mention meeting his kid...
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...he says, "When the time is right."
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- What is that supposed to mean?
- I guess he's not ready.
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Yeah, ugh, but this was supposed
to be a milestone in our relationship.
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I mean, I was under the impression
that the feeling was mutual.
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He was practically begging me
to get inside my house.
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- I hope to God you're talking about your...
- Oh, shut up.
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God, this is so embarrassing.
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I mean, it's like I said, "I love you,"
and he said, "Thank you."
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Well, it's better than, "I bet you do."
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I mean, he was acting as if he was ready
to move to the next step.
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And now it's like he thinks
I'm moving too fast?
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I mean, what is wrong with men?
They make everything too complicated.
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- Well, talk to him.
- No.
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He'll think that I need him to tell me
how much he likes me.
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I want him to tell me he likes me...
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...without him knowing
that I need him to tell me that.
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Yeah, men are complicated.
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Yeah. You know what?
I'm just gonna talk to him.
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I'm gonna see what he's thinking.
I'm so confused.
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Would've been easier
if you just showed him your boobs.
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Yeah. No kidding.
I always forget I have these things.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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- Hey, stranger.
- Yeah, uh, hey.
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Um, ahem, I'm a little bit confused
about what just happened.
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I really thought that we're
on the same page about our relationship...
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...and where it was going,
but, uh, clearly I was wrong.
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What do you mean?
Uh, do you wanna come inside?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I don't wanna move things forward
too quickly.
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I should stay out here on the porch
and come in when the time is right.
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You know, one of these days.
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Christine, I don't know
what you're talking about.
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- Why are you hiding your kid from me?
- What?
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Yeah. I showed you my kid,
now you won't show me yours?
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I mean, are you not serious
about this relationship, Burton?
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Because if you're not,
we can end it right now.
239
00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:33,527
Stevie is in Montana with his mother.
240
00:12:34,136 --> 00:12:37,867
He won't be back for another six weeks.
I thought you could meet then.
241
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,105
[CHOKING]
Oh. Ahem.
242
00:12:44,447 --> 00:12:47,848
Uh, so when you said,
"When the time is right," you meant...
243
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,008
- When he's in the same state.
- Oh...
244
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:54,782
Yes, yes. Well, that's what I thought,
just...
245
00:12:55,391 --> 00:12:59,054
I just wanted to storm over here
and make sure.
246
00:12:59,228 --> 00:13:01,628
[LAUGHING]
Christine, come on, come on.
247
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I don't wanna hide Stevie from you.
I don't wanna hide anything from you.
248
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- Of course I want you to meet him.
- Really?
249
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Of course, baby.
250
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Oh...
251
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I love you.
252
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[BURTON CHUCKLES]
253
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I bet you do.
254
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:33,094
Oh, good, you're all here.
255
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,321
Sorry. We stopped by to say hi...
256
00:13:35,498 --> 00:13:37,762
...but then we ordered a movie
on pay-per-view.
257
00:13:41,637 --> 00:13:45,038
My God. That woman is naked.
258
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,642
Yeah, there's a lot of nudity in this.
That's why we ordered it here.
259
00:13:48,811 --> 00:13:52,076
We didn't want Richard's cable company
to think we're pervs.
260
00:13:57,086 --> 00:14:00,112
- You wanna watch with us?
- Oh, no, thanks, Michelle.
261
00:14:00,289 --> 00:14:02,587
[WHISPERS]
Not Michelle.
262
00:14:03,726 --> 00:14:07,184
You know, for a guy
who does nothing all day, you do all right.
263
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,067
RICHARD:
I heard you introduced Ritchie to Burton.
264
00:14:12,234 --> 00:14:14,725
- How'd that go?
- Good. He said he loved me.
265
00:14:14,904 --> 00:14:15,962
ALL:
Aw.
266
00:14:16,138 --> 00:14:17,537
I said, "I bet you do."
267
00:14:17,706 --> 00:14:19,037
[ALL GASP]
268
00:14:22,144 --> 00:14:23,372
I know.
269
00:14:23,546 --> 00:14:26,140
I'm a horrible person.
270
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:42,029
So, "I bet you do." Brutal.
271
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:46,334
I know. I wasn't expecting it.
272
00:14:46,502 --> 00:14:48,333
- I thought you liked him.
- I do.
273
00:14:48,504 --> 00:14:50,096
- You don't love him?
- I don't know.
274
00:14:50,272 --> 00:14:52,240
How am I supposed to know?
Do I love him?
275
00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:55,206
Should I love him? Do you love him?
276
00:14:56,445 --> 00:14:58,436
Christine, it shouldn't be this hard.
277
00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:01,640
I told you I loved you on our first date.
You said it back to me.
278
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,409
Yeah, but we were 22.
279
00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:07,386
I'd had just seen Ghost.
I would've told the movie usher I loved him.
280
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:12,354
Good to know our marriage was built
on such a rock-solid foundation.
281
00:15:12,528 --> 00:15:16,089
Come on, it worked out okay,
except for the divorce.
282
00:15:19,468 --> 00:15:22,869
Maybe you're just afraid,
and you're keeping yourself from loving him.
283
00:15:24,106 --> 00:15:28,270
Am I doing that? Should I be doing that?
Do you ever do that?
284
00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:29,877
Have you eaten today?
285
00:15:31,113 --> 00:15:35,777
I don't know. I mean, of course I'm afraid.
I'm so scared, you know?
286
00:15:35,951 --> 00:15:38,078
I mean, what if I fall in love
with Burton...
287
00:15:38,253 --> 00:15:41,450
...and then 10 years down the road,
the whole thing falls apart?
288
00:15:41,624 --> 00:15:42,613
[CHRISTINE GRUNTS]
289
00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:44,918
Well, if you don't try, you'll never know.
290
00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:47,654
- Do you like the guy?
- Very much.
291
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:50,094
- Is he nice to you?
- So nice.
292
00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:53,723
But not so nice
it makes me not like him anymore.
293
00:15:54,169 --> 00:15:56,569
What did your parents do to you?
294
00:16:01,143 --> 00:16:03,077
You know.
You spent Christmas with them.
295
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:06,013
- Yeah, yeah.
- God, you know, I, ugh...
296
00:16:06,181 --> 00:16:08,046
Burton and I have a great time together.
297
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,685
You know, he's nice,
he's funny, he's smart...
298
00:16:10,853 --> 00:16:13,219
...he's handsome.
I mean, what's not to love?
299
00:16:13,622 --> 00:16:15,453
I don't know.
300
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:21,830
Yeah, maybe you're right.
I'm just scared.
301
00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:25,592
- I do love him.
- Then tell him.
302
00:16:28,203 --> 00:16:29,670
I will.
303
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:38,641
MATTHEW: Where you going?
- To tell Burton I love him.
304
00:16:41,684 --> 00:16:43,311
[DOORBELL RINGS]
305
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,186
We have got to get you a telephone.
306
00:16:49,358 --> 00:16:50,689
[CHRISTINE LAUGHS]
307
00:16:50,859 --> 00:16:53,919
I know.
But, um, I have to tell you something...
308
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:57,827
...and it's the kind of something
that should only be said in person.
309
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,662
Or on a giant screen at a baseball game.
310
00:17:00,836 --> 00:17:01,825
[BOTH LAUGH NERVOUSLY]
311
00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,028
I can hardly wait.
312
00:17:03,205 --> 00:17:04,194
[STAMMERS]
313
00:17:04,373 --> 00:17:07,900
Burton, I am so sorry
I freaked out before.
314
00:17:08,077 --> 00:17:12,810
L... When you said, "I love you,"
I didn't mean to say, "I bet you do."
315
00:17:12,981 --> 00:17:14,972
I don't know why
that came out of my mouth.
316
00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:18,449
What I meant to say was, I...
317
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,224
...don't think I can see you anymore.
318
00:17:25,861 --> 00:17:30,855
Wow, I'm so glad you didn't put that
on a giant screen at a baseball game.
319
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:32,261
[BURTON CHUCKLES]
320
00:17:32,434 --> 00:17:35,096
I, uh, thought you were
gonna say, "I love you."
321
00:17:35,404 --> 00:17:37,770
Oh, my God.
322
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:40,966
So did I.
That's what I came over here to say.
323
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,611
I meant to say that.
324
00:17:43,779 --> 00:17:45,542
But I can't.
325
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,813
I guess I don't love you.
326
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,417
Yeah, I'm getting that. I'm, uh...
327
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:51,575
[CHUCKLES]
328
00:17:51,754 --> 00:17:54,780
You know, it was, uh, implied
with the "I bet you do."
329
00:17:54,957 --> 00:17:59,291
And then you, uh, really drove it home
with the "I don't wanna see you anymore."
330
00:18:01,029 --> 00:18:05,159
I guess that was why
I was keeping you out on the porch.
331
00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:09,737
I said it was for Ritchie, but it wasn't.
It was for me.
332
00:18:10,606 --> 00:18:11,595
[SIGHS]
333
00:18:11,774 --> 00:18:12,763
So...
334
00:18:13,942 --> 00:18:14,931
What are we doing?
335
00:18:16,278 --> 00:18:19,736
Uh, I don't know. What, uh...?
336
00:18:19,915 --> 00:18:22,110
Why don't we go back
to the way it was before?
337
00:18:22,284 --> 00:18:24,013
On the porch. I love the porch.
338
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,017
We can't go back.
We moved past the porch.
339
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,520
- But it was so good.
- I can't go back to the porch.
340
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:31,659
And I can't say "porch" anymore.
341
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:36,092
Christine, I'm done with dating.
342
00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:39,899
I wanna settle down, be with one person.
343
00:18:40,068 --> 00:18:42,298
And I was hoping it was you.
344
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,499
[SIGHS]
345
00:18:45,674 --> 00:18:48,939
Burton, I really would do anything
not to hurt your feelings.
346
00:18:49,111 --> 00:18:51,238
- I just...
- Yeah, I get it.
347
00:18:52,781 --> 00:18:57,081
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't sad,
but I understand.
348
00:18:59,688 --> 00:19:02,816
You're the most incredible woman
I've ever been with.
349
00:19:03,358 --> 00:19:05,121
And, um...
350
00:19:05,961 --> 00:19:08,020
...when you are ready...
351
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:10,828
...that person's gonna be
the luckiest man alive.
352
00:19:12,434 --> 00:19:14,129
Bye, Christine.
353
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,638
Do I love him?
354
00:19:32,888 --> 00:19:36,187
Sweetie, you know how we were talking
about friendship the other night?
355
00:19:36,358 --> 00:19:37,347
RITCHIE: Yeah.
- Okay.
356
00:19:37,526 --> 00:19:39,926
Well, the thing about friendship is...
357
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:43,394
...sometimes you're friends
with people forever.
358
00:19:43,565 --> 00:19:45,260
And sometimes
they come into your life...
359
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,425
...and they make you
feel good about yourself...
360
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:51,437
...and they teach you a few new words.
361
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,234
And then you move on.
362
00:19:53,408 --> 00:19:55,308
But I like Austin. I don't wanna move on.
363
00:19:55,477 --> 00:19:57,308
Oh, no, no, no.
You can be friends with Austin.
364
00:19:57,479 --> 00:20:00,778
I mean, he picks his nose,
but you play with dead mice...
365
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:04,146
...so his mom's probably
not thrilled either.
366
00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:06,549
Anyway, Ritchie,
what I'm trying to say...
367
00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:10,158
...is that sometimes people
come into your life to stay.
368
00:20:10,325 --> 00:20:12,520
And sometimes
they're just passing through...
369
00:20:12,694 --> 00:20:14,992
- Mom, can I go to sleep?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
370
00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:16,858
Almost there. Hang on, sweetie.
371
00:20:17,032 --> 00:20:19,728
Um, darling, listen.
372
00:20:19,902 --> 00:20:21,335
[CLEARS THRO AT]
373
00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:26,465
Burton's not gonna
be coming around anymore.
374
00:20:27,209 --> 00:20:31,771
He's a great guy,
and he really liked meeting you.
375
00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:35,348
But he's one of Mommy's friends
that's moving on.
376
00:20:35,517 --> 00:20:37,849
And everybody's okay.
377
00:20:38,353 --> 00:20:40,412
- Are you okay?
- I'm okay.
378
00:20:40,589 --> 00:20:42,648
Oh, good.
379
00:20:43,392 --> 00:20:45,656
- Is there anything you wanna ask me?
- Mm-hm.
380
00:20:46,061 --> 00:20:47,255
Who's Burton?
381
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,768
- Good night, sweetheart.
- Good night, Mom.
382
00:21:18,427 --> 00:21:20,418
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