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{\an8}LOL:
LAST ONE LAUGHING SWEDEN
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-Cheers, friends!
-Cheers!
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It's good. Must be the ass sweat.
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I was so eager to come back!
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-Johan, are you all right?
-No idea.
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I don't believe I laughed.
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But you do it reflexively.
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Okay, here she comes.
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-Eva!
-Yes, yes, yes.
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-Executioner!
-No one's clapping anymore.
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No, because now it's serious.
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Very serious.
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We have an infraction.
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Many were happy at Per's return.
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-...the ass sweat.
-I was so eager to come back!
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REPLAY
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This is just a guest performance,
so you're still not allowed to laugh.
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-Pia's first warning.
-Pia!
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Pia gets her first warning,
but we also have a red card.
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No...
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It's a mix of passivity,
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hiding and a little smug smile.
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A mix of different things.
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It's a tiny smile.
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{\an8}Okay, it fair that I get eliminated.
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{\an8}Give it up for Keyyo! Pia's staying.
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You get how tough it is.
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-It's tough.
-No innate smiles.
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-No.
-I see you.
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{\an8}It's time to raise the bar.
Or maybe lower it.
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{\an8}-Give it up for Keyyo. Bye!
-Bye!
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Give it up for Keyyo!
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You get to hug her. Wonderful Keyyo.
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-You smashed a guitar.
-Yes.
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Yes.
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-Yes, but it was out of tune.
-I get it.
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Hi, guys! Hi, girls!
Robinson-Fritte's my name.
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And Robinson-Fritte, too.
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What silly nonsense!
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It was a true Robinson challenge.
You were on a desert island.
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Only this island wasn't exactly deserted.
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It was Hisingen.
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I was supposed to live
in a studio in LÀnsmansgÄrden.
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The challenge was
to stand it as long as possible.
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I'm still living there.
LÀnsmansgÄrden is a great place.
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Batra is struggling now.
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Per has what is called funny bones.
He doesn't have to do anything.
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{\an8}Add to that him turning up
almost buck naked,
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wearing a skirt made of sausages,
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then you're a goner.
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You may marvel at my apparel.
It's a festive dress on an island
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that's situated somewhere
and is a sister town of LÀnsmansgÄrden.
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{\an8}Just get me out of here.
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{\an8}The islanders sent this
festive dress to LÀnsmansgÄrden,
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and we sent them a track suit
and a pair of clogs in return.
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So now there's some codger
walking around over there
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in a track suit and clogs.
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{\an8}It's not fair when Per shows up
and gets to laugh in character.
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That was excruciating.
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This thing here is supposed to be
teeth from an engendered species.
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It might be the Tasmanian tiger-horse.
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You may wonder, where does it live?
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It doesn't. It's extinct.
Someone got its teeth,
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and so it couldn't eat anymore,
so it died.
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I lost that necklace,
so this is lottery ring.
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But it's supposed to represent
teeth from an engendered species.
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You might want a lottery ticket?
Pia, please, pick one.
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I'll read it out loud for all of you.
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You won a night with Anis Don Demina
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at Hotel Hasselbacken in Stockholm.
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I want one to. These prices
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-are really great.
-I'm so touched.
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Yes, a night with Anis.
That's not for everyone, certainly.
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It isn't.
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Play the theme from a well-known movie
on your instrument.
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It's when he starts playing
on his dick flute that I...
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...find it very hard not to...
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{\an8}It's like your immune system kicks in
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{\an8}and kind of blocks
all your laugh impulses.
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Is this really allowed?
Does it follow the rules?
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He comes in and he gets to laugh.
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That's all.
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Thank you so much.
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Per, you're out of your mind!
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-Damn it!
-Fucker!
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I'm so glad you came back.
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Per Fritzell.
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Who stands a chance
against a sausage flute like that?
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What did you say?
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It's worth it getting sent off for this.
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Very much worth it getting sent off
when Per Fritzell is sent in.
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We have an infraction.
Here's a person who struggled
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a long time to keep it together.
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Let's see how it looks.
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We have some wonderful facial expressions.
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David, do you accept my yellow card?
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-Yes, I do.
-You've been warned, but don't leave.
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A yellow card. Take it and give it back,
'cause someone else is getting it soon.
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Have a seat. We have enjoyed your work.
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Per, you bugger.
You can remove the sausage and leave.
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People don't get how tough this is.
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My hat's off to Per Fritzell.
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-Get out of here.
-Give it up for Per!
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-Oh, dear.
-Yes.
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-Now we're rolling.
-Yes?
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Don't step on the dough, Mr. Nilsson.
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-Is that Beethoven up there?
-Yes.
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-That's right.
-Where?
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Oh, dear.
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-Now...
-Okay, lets...
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You're quite welcome to watch
me and Maria at work.
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Yes, we will. You've got a card?
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Yes, a black card, and I need your help.
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-Yes.
-And here's for you...
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Put on this jacket, and perform
the challenge on my command.
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P.S. You're only allowed
to speak Danish. Yep.
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Total disaster.
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I suck at Danish.
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My strong suit is not talking.
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Especially not in Danish.
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Pia gave a black card to Maria.
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There will be a newscast. Have a seat.
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As with all newscasts,
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you will have various images
to comment on.
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-This is the news.
-Yes.
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{\an8}I really tried saying something,
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but the words kind of eluded me.
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-Oh, my God.
-How are they keeping it together?
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-Brilliant, Maria!
-I mean...
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How are you not laughing?
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-It's incredible.
-Total magic.
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-I mean, that was...
-Funny as hell.
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-It was terribly funny.
-Maria, terribly good.
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When you see
all the funny stuff happening here,
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you think, "What a waste."
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This is so funny.
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If we could put this together
and rehearse.
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Put it up on the stage.
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A really good revue. Full house.
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Okay, what now?
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-Have a beer, maybe?
-That's cozy.
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Mind my guitar, please.
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Thanks.
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What's Henrik up to now?
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-I've got some... Belated congrats.
-Thanks.
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-Here. Belated congrats.
-Why, thank you.
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Henrik's idea of
birthday gifts is brilliant.
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It's irritating I didn't
come up with it myself.
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The clever thing is, when it's
wrapped up, it becomes a setup,
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a punch line.
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Absolutely lethal.
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-Should I open it now?
-Congrats. Yes, go on.
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Plastic wrap. Thank you.
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-You're welcome.
-So great.
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This gift filled me with joy.
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I've been searching everywhere
for 29-centimer plastic wrap.
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It seems it's out of stock.
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Almost all plastic wrap
is 31 centimeters now.
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It has a special smell.
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What's this?
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-"Tipp-Ex."
-It's Tipp-Ex.
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Well, you know what a woman needs.
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-I thought so.
-At my age.
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-"At my age"?
-Now I can just...
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-The wrinkles. Gone.
-Dorsin is so unpredictable.
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He eats strange food
and gives away strange gifts.
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Who is he?
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-My friends!
-Here's David Batra's.
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Here it comes.
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-Used teabags?
-Teabags, yes.
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-Am I the only one left?
-Yes, we're waiting for you.
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This is so exciting.
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-Well, I don't know.
-No?
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-No, or yes.
-What's that?
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When your drain is clogged.
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Or for delivering a baby.
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-It's so pretty.
-Thank you so much.
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I do appreciate this. I often get clogged.
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Thanks, Henrik.
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Damn it!
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Out of the corner of my eye,
I can see Maria starting to make popcorn.
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Something's cooking on the stove, right?
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I'd better stay clear.
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Getting to close to
a crazy Maria Lundqvist making popcorn
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would be very dangerous.
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Maria's waiting for the explosion.
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She has no lid on.
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Someone's at the door.
It must be your dessert.
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Hi!
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Not those faces, please.
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Get over here
and give me your undivided attention.
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Take that off the stove, quickly.
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Henrik Hjelt appears
and I'm thinking, "Oh, no."
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Would you stand in line
here by the stools, please?
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This competition has been
going on for hours.
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-And the comedy level is very low.
-I know.
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-It's not working.
-No.
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So now we're going to produce
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one teeny-weeny minute of quality humor.
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The viewers, the production,
want more humor with farts and slapstick.
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Some desperately needed feedback.
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One of you will be
responsible for the whoopee cushion.
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-That's you.
-Okey.
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-The next person gets a hooter.
-The hooter.
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There it is. Let's see.
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Yes, the funny hat. Incredibly funny.
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-Funny hat.
-You take it.
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-He got the funny hat?
-That's right.
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And a one-liner to be delivered.
I thought I'd give it to you.
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-A one-liner?
-Yes, I was thinking, like,
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"What's up, man?" or something.
You decide.
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And this one.
You're to shove a cake into your own face.
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God, that's fun.
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At first I was sad
because Johan gets these funny things.
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They're a riot.
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But then I get the cakes.
I'll give Henrik Hjelt a kiss later.
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Here's the script, for your viewing.
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Very clear. It's whoopee cushion,
hooter, helmet, one-liner and cake.
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A round of applause, please.
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Okey? On my mark. One, two, three.
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What's up, man?
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No, what you're doing with the hat,
it doesn't work at all.
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-Now you ruined it for everyone.
-What?
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-I didn't do anything.
-You weren't being attentive.
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That's too bad.
I hope you're happy with yourself.
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Let's... Let's get another cake.
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-Let's try it again.
-Yes.
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Let's try again, on my mark.
One, two, three.
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What's up, man?
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No, no. Bam, take it down.
Take the cake down.
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You must ask yourself,
"Who's the star here, you or the cake?"
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-I can't take this.
-How do they keep from cracking up?
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They're so exhausted by now
that we can ask them to do anything.
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This is a good cake.
The safe word in slapstick humor.
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It's a lifesaver.
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-Okay, a bit fast off the mark there.
-What's up, man?
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No, wait a minute...
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Yes. Okay...
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What happened? What's happening?
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What is this?
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We're gonna get a teeny-weeny minute
of quality humor. Please, be alert.
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Okey, let's do this. One, two, three.
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What's up, man?
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Damn it, that was good.
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Yes, extremely funny.
246
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Listen, everyone, that was great.
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Here's something to build on.
At least for a trailer.
248
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So, thank me very much.
249
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And you go back to what you were doing.
250
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-Nice of you to drop by.
-Bye, Henrik.
251
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,920
Give it up for Henrik Hjelt.
252
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,560
Hey, Maria, your face
was put to good use today.
253
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You did well.
254
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:51,280
Maria has had food in her face
the whole time. Or mustaches.
255
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:57,200
When you draw it out so long,
it becomes funny eventually.
256
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,160
You can't take one more cake.
257
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,440
-Was this in your face yet?
-No.
258
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Then I'll taste it.
259
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,320
No!
260
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:10,560
-That's tough for Pia.
-I'll take this one instead.
261
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:16,920
You really should try it, Pia.
It's so refreshing, you see.
262
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,240
-Is it?
-It's marvelous.
263
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:31,200
-Refreshing, isn't it?
-I can't breathe.
264
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-Yes, it was nice and cold.
-Yes, it's delicious.
265
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:45,040
I got one of these... It's really cool.
266
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:49,080
-In which world are you in now?
-I'm in a cash and carry.
267
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,800
I'm shopping for shampoo. Lots of it.
268
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:57,560
-I have a big supply.
-In a cash and carry with his VR camera.
269
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:02,880
-Are you gonna milk me?
-I don't see you. Only the cash and carry.
270
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,640
Johan Ulveson.
Just his name makes me laugh.
271
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,280
Am I in the cash and carry?
272
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,320
I just love Johan Ulveson. Can I say that?
273
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,440
I'm getting one of these pots.
274
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Strange that the goods are fastened to...
275
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,240
It drives me nuts.
276
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:34,160
Really, it's because my tux
is getting sticky from the cake.
277
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:38,960
Then I remembered that my clothes
are soaking. They'll mold.
278
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,560
So, there are five of us,
279
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:55,080
-there's cake all over the floor.
-Quit blabbing and help me out.
280
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:59,560
-That's your clothes for drying?
-Yes, I've got with me.
281
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,760
-Will you also help out, Pia?
-Sure.
282
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,760
Will you need clothespins for them?
283
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,200
There's not much wind
here in the TV studio.
284
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,800
Now he's dishwashing his tux.
285
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,400
What is this place?
286
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,560
Mom, come and get me already!
287
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:28,640
This will be a marathon race.
There are five of us left.
288
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,800
You have to find a way...
289
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,040
Oh, I've still got my black card.
290
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:37,240
I've got mine, too,
and I don't know who to get.
291
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,320
Me neither.
292
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,200
I'm wondering what's best.
293
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,280
Either I'll give it to David,
294
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,480
who would find it difficult to perform.
295
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:52,320
Or I'll give it to Henrik,
who will be so funny
296
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,840
that the others will probably crack up.
297
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:59,960
-Henrik, have you got a minute?
-Yes?
298
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,680
In a moment. I'll be right there.
299
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,960
There's a lot of people tugging at me
right now. Many different wills here.
300
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:12,000
I'd like you to do something for me.
Or are you busy?
301
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,720
No, I'm free anytime.
302
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,680
Maria is trying to use me
as some sort of beast of burden.
303
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,800
And Johan is giving me a black wild card.
304
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:25,880
"Do a pantomime
retelling the genesis of the universe..."
305
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,960
-Wow, that's some challenge.
-"...until our time." Yes.
306
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,880
-In pantomime?
-Yes, not easy.
307
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,000
And then Maria give me her wild card too.
308
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,440
-He gets a double.
-Wow.
309
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:43,360
Yes, I'm retelling the genesis
of the universe in pantomime,
310
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:47,000
while giving a crash course
in a foreign language.
311
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,880
I feel like I'm being bombarded.
312
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:54,000
-The big bang. That's it?
-Wow. Clever.
313
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,840
-There's all the stars.
-Wow.
314
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,360
-Here come the animals.
-Dinosaurs, with small arms.
315
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,600
-Now come the apes!
-Yes.
316
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,400
This is good, for real.
317
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,640
-I'm stunned.
-Really impressive.
318
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:20,520
Henrik's pantomime
was absolutely fantastic, I thought.
319
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:24,280
It was like a well-rehearsed act.
320
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,880
-Incredibly good.
-Fire! He discovers fire.
321
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,640
-This is good.
-He's really good.
322
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,600
But 2023 is still a long way off.
323
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,440
-Yes, a while.
-Henrik's a master.
324
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,360
He is, no question.
325
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,360
Whatever you throw at him, he will handle.
326
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,480
Everything! And makes it 10 times better.
327
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,720
-Pissed! Refuses!
-Conscientious objector!
328
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,920
-The labor movement.
-Revolution!
329
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:56,120
I notice that I'm drawn
to the history of workers.
330
00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:00,200
It's the history of class struggle.
I'm jumping with long strides
331
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,800
to the late 1800s, the 1900s.
332
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:08,880
-Now, let's have common agreement.
-Yes, the spirit of cooperation.
333
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,840
There are some historic events
that I may have overlooked.
334
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,640
I think I got the important bits.
335
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,520
-Wow, the iPhone arrived.
-Google. Selfie!
336
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,280
-Influencers.
-YouTube.
337
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,880
Oh, it's so good.
338
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,360
Speculation.
339
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,440
-Fantastic.
-Bloody good.
340
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,400
-Was that all improvisation?
-Wow.
341
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,720
-From the big bang to influencers.
-Crazy good.
342
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,360
-Unbelievable.
-Really good.
343
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,960
Out of this,
new ways of communicating emerged
344
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,720
as well as new languages.
345
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,480
-That's right.
-Let's start with a simple phrase
346
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:48,320
like, "Hi, where are my swimming trunks?"
You say...
347
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,440
Repeat, please.
348
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,200
"Go to hell, you moron."
349
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,360
Thank you so much. It's been a pleasure.
350
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,920
I hope to see you all
in another dimension.
351
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,640
I just went into one of those...
352
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,880
When you leave your body for a while.
353
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:44,800
No, you got it mixed up.
Wrong gender there.
354
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,560
Let's imagine that
we'll say it in a non-gender way.
355
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:52,680
But just now, we said bye to a woman.
356
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:01,520
So, as if it's not a woman, then it's...
357
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,160
-I see.
-Or a man...
358
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:12,720
It's always nice to learn things
that will be useful to you.
359
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,040
Man.
360
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,280
Woman.
361
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:23,440
For when you meet someone
who uses that language.
362
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,360
Thank you so much. I hope to see you all
in another dimension.
363
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:43,440
That's enough for you to get by with.
364
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,600
-Jesus!
-Language of geniuses.
365
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:51,760
-Yes, they need help.
-This is just crazy good.
366
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,920
God damn it, that funny.
367
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,320
How are they not laughing? I don't get it.
368
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,080
-Wow.
-Something's up.
369
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,080
-What happened?
-Damn it.
370
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,520
-Eva!
-Lordy, what a great time we're having.
371
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,680
My name is Cunt... Ruth.
372
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,360
COMING UP
373
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,640
That athlete's foot of yours, Henrik...
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