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{\an8}LOL:
LAST ONE LAUGHING SWEDEN
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-Some melon?
-I'll have some fucking melon.
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-You were brilliant, I thought.
-Really?
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Yes, it was top notch.
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Fuck.
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-Wow.
-A bit unexpected, right?
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Here we go!
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-We have a yellow card.
-No.
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Another one!
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We'll have a look
at the screen behind you. Have a look.
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-You were brilliant, I thought.
-Really?
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Yes, it was top notch.
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Top notch.
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A double warning, ladies and gentlemen.
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Henrik Dorsin and Petra Mede both.
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An unmistakable double warning.
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And Henrik's epic gesture to the cameras.
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Yes. They're everywhere.
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-How fun.
-Thanks so much for that display.
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One double laugh,
one double warning. Let's go.
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Okay, Eva!
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{\an8}It wasn't even a delighted smile,
it was just a social smile.
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-Let's buckle down.
-Yes.
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But Pia hasn't been cautioned.
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Pia, David, Maria and Johan
haven't been cautioned.
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Right! Okay.
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-What's happening?
-We're back on.
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-I'm gonna pull this.
-Damn!
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-Wow, Hampus. Great.
-Before I get sent off.
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-What timing.
-It's time.
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Can I sit next to you?
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Hampus, your white card.
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I'm down for the count.
I've got a warning.
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{\an8}I'm balancing on a thin line.
It's now or never to use the card.
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Kristina said she wants to sit there.
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I have registered her wish,
and we'll refer it to...
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-...anyone who cares.
-Yes.
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God, nice.
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Hi, and welcome.
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Everyone, take a mat, some earphones
and sit up here.
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Some kind of Bikram yoga?
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{\an8}I love yoga. It's like sleeping
on your belly. Perfect.
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Sit with some space between you, please.
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Thrilling.
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-Are you all comfortable?
-Yes.
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Hi, and welcome.
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Shut your eyes.
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My name is Janus.
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I will now lead you through
a guided meditation session.
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Picture a beautiful summer day.
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The sun shines and you're happy.
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Picture a meadow. There's a cow.
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And a man in rubber boots
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and light-pink clothes.
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Slosh, slosh...
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He's got water in his boots.
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I was so curious where this would go.
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{\an8}This sloshing and the cow and the meadow.
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No, wait.
Maybe they're not light-pink clothes.
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Maybe he's naked.
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But what's Bengt doing now?
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With the cow?
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{\an8}Right in the middle of this lovely meadow,
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{\an8}he starts.
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That's the second time I'm thinking,
"I can't take it anymore."
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-Just sit there.
-It's clear that there might be
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{\an8}a trap somewhere in there.
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On three, please open your eyes.
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One, two, three.
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This is very difficult.
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So I'm thinking about awkward stuff.
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Thank you for your attention.
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Thanks.
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-Well done!
-Bravo!
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-It was very good.
-Shit, that's good.
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-Great!
-Go, Hampus. Well done.
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Very good.
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But what the hell?
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Humorless bitches.
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Give the boy a laugh!
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Damn tough audience.
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-Okay, it's time.
-Wow!
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For a journey to remember.
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-One after the other.
-Indeed. I'll roll up my mat.
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Suddenly the whole room
turns into some kind of talent show.
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One performance after the other.
Everyone pull out their white card.
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{\an8}Like they think, "Time is up.
I must have a go."
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White card. Let's see.
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It's time for "rap attack motherfucker."
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Freestyle rap!
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As many of you know,
I'm more talented than most people.
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-One talent of mine is rap.
-Really?
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-Yes. Good.
-Great.
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I want each of you
to give me a word to rap about.
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-Let's start with you, Keyyo.
-Human rights.
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Human rights.
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-Food onion.
-Food onion.
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When peeling an orange,
the white bit that you want to remove.
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-What's it called?
-Pulp, perhaps.
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-No, you want that bit.
-Dross.
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-Dross. Henrik Dorsin?
-The social insurance agency.
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-You just can't help going...
-Just a little bit of politics.
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-Mother.
-Sorry.
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-Some gangster theme.
-Yeah, really.
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-My poodle.
-Your poodle?
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-Or my poodle?
-Your poodle.
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-I'll write my poodle.
-Your poodle, bitch.
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What about Mr. c/o Segemyhr?
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-Two-component glue.
-Two-component glue. What's that?
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-It's just that.
-Okay.
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What's this? Not easy at all.
Far too many syllables.
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Not easy for him to rap about.
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-Last, but not least.
-Monthly rent.
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Epoxy glue is also fine.
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Two-component glue it is. Okay.
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-Impressive if you can do it.
-Are you on?
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Okay.
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I like going to fights.
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{\an8}I work on TV, have no human rights.
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{\an8}My crowd knows what's going on.
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{\an8}I like hamburger with food onion.
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That rocked, thanks to us.
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I peeled my orange, got a lot of dross.
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I know you think you are free.
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But unlike you,
I don't go to the social insurance agency.
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{\an8}I don't think you understand. Mother,
I wanna say sorry to you and no other.
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David Batra likes to doodle.
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Sometimes he looks like my poodle.
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I know how this all ends.
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{\an8}If you want to glue,
you'll need two components.
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{\an8}My time here was well spent.
The interest rate went up,
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{\an8}and so did my apartment rent.
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God, that's great! I'm super impressed.
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-Wow, great!
-Wait, I'm not done.
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-Okay, are you ready?
-Yes!
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-Are you ready?
-We're ready!
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Welcome to this hilarious segment.
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Many here peaked in The Parliament.
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But not you, Keyyo. You're very wise.
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The only one to lose out
on Let's Dance twice.
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Then there's Hampus.
It's your time to impress.
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But without Johanna,
her and Kristina, I guess,
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you're just not funny.
This will hurt, you know,
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but you're great when you have
a pretty woman on your show.
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Then there's Batra Boy,
you give us no joy.
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Though Johan Glans' shadow is a nice ploy.
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Then there's Henrik, whose specialty
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is making Ove Sundberg
so close to reality.
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And then there's Pia-Petra.
Do you like the approach?
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You weren't funny
without a tip from the coach.
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My rap is through,
I'll leave this with you.
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I'd have rapped more,
but it's such a chore.
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Thanks very much.
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-Wow.
-Oh, my.
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Anis!
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-Who laughed?
-I mean...
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Bravo!
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-It was good.
-Indeed.
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What a hero, Anis. Thanks so much!
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It's the delivery.
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And it's brave to roast and throw pies
at your pals.
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Good, funny.
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Listen up! We have a caution.
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-Let's see it.
-No.
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My rap is through,
I'll leave this with you.
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I'd have rapped more,
but it's such a chore.
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-Per! Sorry, it's a smile.
-I didn't even think...
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Per gets a red card. Give it up for Per!
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Come with me. No one's happier than me.
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Finally, I'll have company.
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Oh, my dear.
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-Per Fritzell!
-Yep.
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I don't know if he got the idea.
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Somewhere along,
I don't know which part of the rap,
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he starts cheering,
laughing and applauding.
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Which is really sweet.
But sadly, I got him eliminated.
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{\an8}But is this what life's about,
not laughing?
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{\an8}I wonder.
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Here's where we stay, dear.
Come, sit in the sofa.
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-Over here?
-Yes. You...
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As my first buddy, you get
the honor of pressing the green button.
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All right, we're rolling!
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-Yeah? No?
-Where's my glass?
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It's happening.
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Oh, how sweet. Wonderful. Great.
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-You're so sweet.
-And a nightcap.
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-Too tight?
-No, it's fine.
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No, what the hell
are they up to over there?
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Whoops.
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Whoops.
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Sorry.
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I got...
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Shoot me.
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Hampus? How are you doing?
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I'm doing just fine over here, thanks.
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Oh, sorry.
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Hampus loves Maria, and that's dangerous.
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-Yes.
-It's dangerous.
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Shoot me.
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Does anyone want to hear
a little cheese joke?
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-Yes.
-Unless it's bad.
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I don't quite know if it will work.
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Give it a shot.
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Brie, that's a funny name, right?
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It's a mellow French cheese,
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or an 80's popstar.
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Madonna Prince Brie.
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Well... A bit weak, maybe.
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-Do you have any more?
-Yes.
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Do you know why goat cheese
is popular for breakfast?
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It's perfect if you're not "cheap."
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Sometimes, when standing next to
a comedian who you know makes you laugh,
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you'd better run.
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-Use that one.
-It was really funny.
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What did the cheese say to the tourist
asking for directions?
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Will you gouda?
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Now I see, gouda cheese. I read it wrong.
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-Go there? Gouda?
-That one's hard, I think.
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-Not a success.
-I thought it was funny.
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Can anyone help me out?
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-Hampus?
-You want me do into that trap?
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Henrik, I'm sort of stuck.
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-Take that one, please.
-Could you please...
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My coat got stuck.
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Yes. You know what?
We'll need to fold it up.
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Oh?
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I'm sitting here, 'cause it feels safe.
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I'm gonna laugh soon,
'cause I'm getting sleepy.
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-Why the nightcap?
-It's Henrik's nightcap.
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We're all starting to act crazy...
Like, where are we?
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-Trotter?
-No, thanks.
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-I think I'll get loose here.
-Do you?
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Maria was lying on the floor,
caught in a chair and needing help,
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but I was all caught up
with my pig's trotter.
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Trotter?
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You know what they call
Greeks with a high BMI?
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-No.
-Fatsos.
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-Feta.
-Cheese!
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Trotter?
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-No, thanks.
-You hear that, Hampus?
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Hampus? Will you come
and give Henrik a hand?
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There's Hampus for you.
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-Hampus!
-Hampus!
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-God.
-Trotter?
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-Hampus. Hampus!
-I'm coming!
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All right. Now!
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Why me all the time?
It can't just be Hampus all the time.
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Trotter?
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00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,520
-Does it contain nitrite? What is it?
-It's a trotter.
250
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,680
Ouch. You ordered sausages, right?
251
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,280
-No, I have a trotter.
-David, an idea.
252
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,880
-Yes?
-David, hold the sausage like this.
253
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,800
At the middle, on each side.
I'll karate-kick it. Ready?
254
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,840
-Careful now.
-Do you think I can do it?
255
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,240
Yes. Oh, sorry. You hit my hand.
256
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,680
-What happened?
-I got something in my eye.
257
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,280
I see.
258
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,880
-Shall I take a look?
-No, I lost my lens, that's all.
259
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,960
You go up there, and I'll hold on here?
260
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:04,520
-Damn it, I'm panicking!
-Hampus! Damn it!
261
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,840
I got nowhere to go.
262
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,360
Hampus!
263
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,000
Hi.
264
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,760
You were great, I thought.
265
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,400
And you. In every way.
266
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,440
I'll make you a little meme.
267
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,640
Here's Pia Johansson
in some sort of half-naked outfit.
268
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:38,120
Here's a balloon. Oh, I'm flying away.
269
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,400
-Now I'm going down a stairway.
-Okay.
270
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:44,760
{\an8}How do I make him laugh?
What gets him going? Or not.
271
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,880
I'm your dream girl.
272
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:52,400
Then she started making passes,
which is hilarious.
273
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:58,240
I'm so hot for you. Oh, so hot.
274
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,280
Come on, let's rap together.
275
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:04,520
I wanna rap with you. Rappi-rappi-rap.
276
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:10,440
Anis! You're the aniseed of my life.
Let me be your fennel.
277
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,760
Sort of like a daycare center.
278
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:18,320
It's the same kind of crazy impulses
279
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,800
as in a daycare center.
280
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:24,640
I want to be a little fennel
together with you.
281
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,920
Look, the comeuppance.
282
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,240
You want to hose me down.
283
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,080
{\an8}Sorry, exactly what is going on right now?
284
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,480
-I see you, Henrik.
-I see you. Now it's better.
285
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,200
-It's better.
-Much better.
286
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:39,800
It's getting crazier.
287
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:44,160
It's a wonderful chaos. Lovely chaos.
288
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,520
Here's a moment where I might crack up,
289
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,560
'cause I have a bird's-eye view of it all,
290
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:56,000
and see how silly it all is.
291
00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:00,160
It feels good now, right?
It's very nice.
292
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,320
Here it goes!
293
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,200
Henrik may have expired.
294
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,960
Just think, Anis,
what a life we could have together.
295
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,000
More.
296
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,320
I'm at my wit's end.
297
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,960
Everyone just lost it.
Now we're all running amuck.
298
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,080
Squirt!
299
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,960
-What's happening now?
-It could be anybody.
300
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,960
I was a goner, Maria, when you
got yourself entangled in the lamp. Crazy.
301
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,880
I almost lost it.
302
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,720
We've gone over the edge now.
303
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,520
Thanks for being with me.
304
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,000
But, no.
305
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,040
-We have an infraction.
-A red card.
306
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,520
I won't say what,
but we have an infraction.
307
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,640
You will see on the screen
what's been happening.
308
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,880
No...
309
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,720
I'm your dream girl.
310
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,920
-Your absolute dream girl.
-No!
311
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,040
Yes, I am.
312
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,000
I'm your dream girl.
313
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,440
I knew it.
314
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,080
We got a glimpse there.
315
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,680
Anis.
316
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,800
-Anis will join Per and me.
-Good job. Great.
317
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,000
-I defeated Anis.
-Thank you.
318
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,560
-Very good.
-Bravo. Go, Anis.
319
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,320
Thank you all.
320
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:34,320
-What a downer.
-I love Pia. She's incredible.
321
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:39,560
There's no shame
'cause we're dealing with Pia Johansson.
322
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:40,760
Kryptonite.
323
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,480
Yes, indeed. Anis!
324
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:55,000
-I thought you would make it to the end.
-I got targeted by Pia.
325
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,960
So, friends. Let's roll. Are you ready?
326
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,720
-Let's roll.
-Henrik, you wanna do something?
327
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,520
-I thought we would play a game.
-I'll draw this one.
328
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,080
-Now he's...
-I'm drawing this.
329
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,400
-You are?
-Yes, I am.
330
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,080
David is drawing a white card. Good.
331
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,160
David!
332
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,240
Listen up, everyone.
333
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:52,920
-We're up for a little show.
-It's showtime.
334
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:57,040
A show. Oh, there's danger now.
David is very dangerous.
335
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:03,520
Okay, we're all gathered here.
As you know, I'm a stand-up comedian.
336
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:07,280
-Are you?
-Which can be awkward
337
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:11,920
in a setting
where you're not supposed to laugh.
338
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:16,440
He's dangerous to me.
A master of deadpan humor.
339
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:21,560
So I'll... Let's see here.
I phoned a buddy of mine
340
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:28,000
to get some more laughs.
So he sent me a movie.
341
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:33,520
God, we haven't seen those in a while.
VHS, old-time TV.
342
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:37,280
-Like in school, rolling it in.
-This could be dangerous.
343
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:41,160
Let's create a club atmosphere.
A stand-up club. Are you with me?
344
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,080
So here I am. Hello, everybody!
345
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,920
-Hi!
-Welcome to stand-up!
346
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,680
So, what's this gang?
347
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:54,120
A swinger's club, or...
348
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,200
Is it a swinger's club, or...
349
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:05,960
I took a cab here,
and when I was gonna pay...
350
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:13,800
Very clever with his unsure look,
when he's out of sync.
351
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,440
That's where Batra gets me.
352
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:24,000
I said to him, "Do you take credit cards?
I'm no fucking photographer."
353
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,000
He said to me.
354
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,720
Then...
355
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,880
Why is it a VHS?
356
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,600
Why is it on a VHS?
357
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:50,600
When travel by plane, you get dinner.
I usually say "airplane food."
358
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,600
When was a VHS last used?
359
00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:01,080
Why did David Batra bring a VHS-player?
360
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,160
I say, "Surely, the airplane goes on gas?"
361
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,560
Airplanes don't go on food.
362
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,760
No, it's okay.
I'm not doing anything important.
363
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,920
What's up?
No, the outboard engine is acting up.
364
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,720
Then he starts talking about
some damn boat engine.
365
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,840
But we sorted it out.
A bolt that shattered.
366
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,840
Thank you. You were a lovely audience.
367
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,120
-Great work. Really great.
-Thanks.
368
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,320
I want to laugh.
369
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,880
I'm learning a lot about humor today.
370
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:45,960
Humor that isn't at all funny,
but that sort of becomes funny.
371
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,920
How about playing a game
while sitting down?
372
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Yes, I know a game.
373
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,960
Now, it's time for a parlor game.
374
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,960
Let's have some fun together.
375
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:05,480
I haven't done this in a long time,
but we played it in my family.
376
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,520
-Wonderful. Great.
-For many years.
377
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,560
When we're all this tight,
378
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,280
it feels like you could be
married to anybody.
379
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,560
-Yes.
-Who here hooked up one time or another?
380
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:17,800
Silence all of a sudden.
381
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,720
People hook up in this business.
382
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:24,840
Someone hooked up after shooting
The Parliament or a business gig in Onsala
383
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,320
or something, I thought.
384
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,120
Do you mean today, or...
385
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,080
-We've all been active, I guess.
-Together?
386
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,000
Things happen in show business.
387
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:37,320
My memory deteriorates with age.
I'm not really sure.
388
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,600
Pia and I may very well have hooked up.
389
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,360
-I don't recall.
-We don't have any kids together, anyway.
390
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,440
-Not that I know of.
-Let's hear about the game.
391
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,800
-Johan, I'm curious.
-It's called Plop in the Pot.
392
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,240
-Why, that's fondue.
-Yes, it's...
393
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,000
-It is.
-Yes, it is.
394
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,280
-And those are the rules?
-Yes.
395
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:01,880
So this game has been
in your family, you say?
396
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:06,080
Plop in the Pot is really
an old game we used to play.
397
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:11,200
We usually do it once a year,
when we get together.
398
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,640
At Christmas or so. That's when...
399
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,960
It's a bit... I can...
400
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,080
You'll see for yourselves.
401
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,880
-Can you...
-Roll the dice?
402
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,880
-Two.
-This plop goes into...
403
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:34,360
-So it's called Plop in the Pot.
-Plop in the Pot?
404
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,400
So these are unimportant?
405
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,800
I feel this is important to Johan.
It's his game.
406
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,320
It's personal to him.
407
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,600
I can do like that, can't I?
408
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:51,000
-Okay, so you're the Big Hat.
-I'm the Big Hat.
409
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,840
-And you put this in your mouth.
-Okay.
410
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,640
I don't get how these
are supposed to plop.
411
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,400
God, what a strange game.
412
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,640
You can take a little hole.
413
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:08,320
And then you...
We can do like this instead.
414
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,320
-You put it like that.
-So what's the game?
415
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,920
-Yes, then you...
-What's the game?
416
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,560
'Cause then you're supposed to...
417
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,840
-You're supposed to find...
-You're making this up.
418
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,240
No, I'm not. It's been awhile.
419
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,840
I'm convinced this is real.
It all seems logical.
420
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,080
Then I think, "Am I being fooled here?"
421
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,360
Can I see the rules?
422
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,480
Yes, the one with the Big Hat
423
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,600
also keeps the lightbulb in their mouth.
424
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:46,480
-Nothing strange.
-Just let me read.
425
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,040
Rules. Exclamation mark. But...
426
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:56,880
We don't even know what's it about.
But here it is.
427
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:02,160
"Don't forget that each time
a participant makes a start,
428
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,360
-it's a restart"?
-Yes!
429
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,000
It's a restart. Restart.
430
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:12,080
Then I tried to read the instructions,
and they're all over the place
431
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:16,120
and I got it. I felt kind of stupid
for actually buying it at first.
432
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:21,960
2B: "Some of the participants
are sitting down, but some
433
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,440
-"are standing up."
-Maybe you should stand up?
434
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,160
Yes, you stand up,
you remain seated. I'll stand.
435
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,280
Start. Why, this is
so terribly funny right now.
436
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:34,600
-This is hilarious.
-Let's forget about the whole thing!
437
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,320
-No!
-But you don't enjoy it!
438
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,520
-No one is taking this seriously!
-Well, check this out!
439
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,040
Then what is this?
440
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:48,000
-Is it for real, or a joke?
-"Is the game for real?"
441
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:53,160
I don't understand the question.
442
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:56,160
Is this game for real? Real, how?
443
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,360
-God, Henrik. You're dribbling.
-What?
444
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,440
-You're dribbling.
-What's that?
445
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,680
-What's that? Dribbling?
-Drooling.
446
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,880
Dribbling? Like I should know
what that is?
447
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,720
Is it, "You're out dribbling"?
You're out "dribbling."
448
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,480
-Johan, can I take this out now?
-Yes, of course.
449
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,120
I couldn't handle this.
450
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,160
-Did I win?
-Yes, you won.
451
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,040
-I won.
-Yes, you won.
452
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,640
Do you have a condom in your mouth?
453
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,800
No, I shouldn't have said anything to her.
454
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,600
It's just a condom. There's nothing in it.
455
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,680
Why, this is terrible.
456
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,640
Even though I'm overpaid for this.
I can't...
457
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,960
I won't be able to be
with my family any more.
458
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:54,000
I can't look at Maria Lundqvist,
even though I love her.
459
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,560
She's so incredibly provoking.
I'm so close. And that condom...
460
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,440
The smell we're all familiar with.
461
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,000
Okay, I'm in deep shit here.
462
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,440
No, please... And now here's Pia.
463
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,520
This will not end well.
464
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,600
What a strange smell over here.
465
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,440
-Pile of shit.
-I didn't smile.
466
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,840
-Small pile of shit.
-David!
467
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,120
I can't look at Maria. What's she doing?
468
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,000
That's my cue to leave.
469
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,200
My maracas. Watch, maracas.
470
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,120
No, you can't hide your face. Shit!
471
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,240
-I'm pulling out my white card.
-Oh, white card pulled.
472
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,680
No, Henrik is doing his card.
473
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,000
-Dorsin.
-Fuck!
474
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,040
COMING UP
475
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:56,360
Hi, guys!
476
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,440
You shouldn't steal other people's lines.
477
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,600
We have to hide the body, don't you see?
478
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,160
Here's pizza and stuff.
479
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,320
Here's Björn Ranelid's chest-hairs.
480
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,320
-It's gonna rain.
-What's up, man?
481
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,920
No, wait a minute, Per.
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