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{\an8}LOL:
LAST ONE LAUGHING SWEDEN
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It's very advanced and difficult to do.
You easily get stuck in...
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-What did you say, Pia?
-What did Pia say?
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Damn it!
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Who farted this time around?
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Don't take the blame.
It could be someone else.
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No, don't take the blame.
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It's like...
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Johan! You're so damn good!
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-Great.
-The best!
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Fantastic.
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Damn good!
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-No, no.
-Wow, you were so good.
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Oh, please.
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I thought Petra would lose it
when he took out the turd.
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-You did?
-Bye-bye, Petra, I thought.
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Why?
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Well, now then.
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-Eva, Eva, Eva.
-Yes, yes.
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Johan, thanks so much.
I really enjoyed it.
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Give it up for Johan!
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It was "hilarious," I would say.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have...
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{\an8}Please tell me it's not me.
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-...a yellow card.
-A yellow card.
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Please watch the screen.
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A turd.
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REPLAY
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Who would take a bite like this...
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Maybe except for some German men
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I happened to see in an adult movie
when I was on a train in Düsseldorf.
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No?
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Not many would...
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Keyyo!
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Keyyo, right? No question about it.
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No question.
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{\an8}Ouch. I'll blame Ulveson.
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{\an8}The Ulveson effect.
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-We have one more yellow card.
-Yes!
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-Spiteful.
-Ladies and gentlemen.
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-It's David.
-It's me.
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-That's worth being sent off for!
-It's huge.
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Anis, warning. Listen!
Some of you are close to a warning.
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-What?
-We see everything.
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Petra, stay alert!
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-Yes?
-Or you're being too passive.
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Henrik, don't hide you mouth
behind your hand like that.
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-Okay.
-Or you'll be punished.
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Too passive? Me?
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-All right.
-Let's get going again!
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{\an8}Johan brought a dog,
and it's playing some music.
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{\an8}I want to be supportive, so I clap.
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Then I hear David Batra clap off-beat
on purpose.
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For some reason, I think it's funny.
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Okay, let's go!
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-Now!
-Okay.
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-Don't eat that.
-No, I don't want to try it.
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{\an8}I'm desperate. Something's gotta give.
I have to do something.
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-Did you ever make meringue?
-You put it above your head, right?
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Kristina, I can't take this anymore!
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Come and rescue me from this, Kristina!
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I wanna go with you to America!
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Kristina runs away.
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Don't go without me.
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Then you know you're this close.
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The meringues went to shit.
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She won't look at me.
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You're walking away from me.
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Once she looks at me, she's done.
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Look at me, then!
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You keep avoiding me.
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Kristina! Look at me. I beg you!
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Don't walk away! Look at me!
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Damn it, I'll start crying.
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I was that close.
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-Ladies and gentlemen.
-Someone's up!
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Let me introduce Petra Mede
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as a traveler in a train station.
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If you'll all sit down...
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We'll do some improv. But, one at a time,
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if you feel like it,
you're free to come up and join in.
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{\an8}I'm trying some improv.
We have to start interacting,
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{\an8}'cause no one is interacting in there.
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{\an8}So how do we laugh at each other?
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Can we get a chair
and some bags for props?
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{\an8}It became a bit weird when Petra
dressed up and demanded attention.
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Maria, there's some bags over there.
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I thought they would all gather and watch
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and let me create comedy for them.
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-Oh, here's the collector.
-Hi, collector.
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-Where do we leave our tickets?
-You leave them...
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We no longer have a ticket office.
There's a phone number to call.
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{\an8}I don't know what the skit is about,
I just wound up in it.
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-Do you speak Kazakh?
-Yes, it's a special dialect.
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I'm from Swedish Kazakhstan.
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-Swedish Kazakhstan?
-Which is situated...
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It's a bit further north.
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No one's listening to
or watching our improv.
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I think you should all watch us.
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Did you pull out a white card?
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-No!
-Then no one is obliged to watch us.
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I'm just so unaccustomed to
not getting people's attention.
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-No one is obliged to watch us.
-We're just playing here.
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That's right.
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Petra likes attention, all right.
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The spider bit me.
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-The spider.
-The spider bit me.
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Someone help me, please!
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-Colleagues? Anyone?
-There's a first aid kit over there.
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-Someone give me a good laugh!
-Wait! Coming!
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No...
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-Please laugh away the pain, Dorsin!
-It won't help.
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I know you have a sense of humor, Dorsin.
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Oh, my God!
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-Look at me.
-I'm fully focused here,
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-you have to use this.
-You have to laugh.
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-Anyone sure that they cracked?
-No.
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-No.
-But you don't trust yourself.
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Who was it? Was it you who cracked?
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Are you a policeman now?
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No, I'm just wondering,
'cause I don't trust myself.
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This time you don't have a clue.
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-What a serious face.
-She looks mad.
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Hey!
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I do appreciate the initiative. Riveting.
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Shame I never found out
where Swedish Kazakhstan is situated,
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but we can talk about that later.
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Listen, we have a warning.
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This person nearly stepped
over the line several times.
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Let me put it this way.
They struggled, and it showed.
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Now, here's the photo proof.
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Is it me?
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The spider bit me!
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Per?
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So, Per, one more mistake, and you're out.
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-Okay.
-You're marvelous!
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You're marvelous. Please go on. Go for it!
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{\an8}Of course you don't wanna be sent off.
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{\an8}I haven't even pulled out any of my cards.
No, I don't wanna be sent off.
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-Can we laugh now?
-Yes, we can,
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but I've nothing to laugh about.
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Coffee sounds like a good idea.
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I'll bet you're a coffee drinker.
You're particular about lunch, coffee.
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-This is it for today.
-And who am I?
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You're a schmuck who got lucky.
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-Start the clock.
-Don't!
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Start the bloody clock!
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Yes!
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I'm gonna do some quotes from...
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What? What did you say?
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In the end, you don't think much.
I just put on some false ears.
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Just like that.
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Pippi Longstocking,
you know, when she's baking dough.
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She goes,
"Don't step on the dough, Mr. Nilsson."
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And it's so damned funny
when she's scrubbing the floor.
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-And she puts on...
-That's right, the scrubbers.
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And there's this lovely tune
by Georg Riedel. It goes like this.
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That's right. And they just glide...
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And Pippi is just nuts.
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But if someone there...
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And here's a proper band.
Like the Aristocats jamming.
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Someone's coming, I'm here, I'm here
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-You incubi!
-Can you help me, please?
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-Sure, what do you need?
-Plug this in.
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-Would you like some hair?
-Sure.
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-What's this?
-It's a printer.
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Johan Ulveson is
the funniest person I know.
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This has to...
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This madness,
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coupled with a totally straight face.
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Wait, we don't need the American one.
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-Yes, it's that one.
-Someone's at the door.
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-Someone's here.
-Did you order anything?
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Not me. You're really a sight, Pia.
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-They delivered something.
-A little golden mascot.
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It's for me.
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It's a butter figurine of Ove Sundberg,
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if the name is familiar.
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It's my scheduled diet.
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Dorsin's diet schedule. That's clever.
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That's Dorsin for you.
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-What's it made of?
-Butter.
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It's pure butter.
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I don't usually
gobble up one of these whole, but...
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Give me a break!
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It's more fat than tasty.
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I'm playing Hamilton this fall,
so I really need to get in great shape.
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And you have to tear down first
to be able to really rebuild.
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In the first episode, I'm down and out.
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"Hamilton in the Service of Health"
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is the name of the first movie.
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-Okay, so it's showtime!
-It's your card!
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Go, brave Pia.
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Brave Pia!
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-You wanna sit here?
-Yes, Maria just complimented my look.
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My self-confidence is soaring.
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You look just like an old junkie
in Sergels torg.
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Why...
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Now, I did a lot of acting in my day,
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but a cultural venture
I never tried before
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is working on some books for children.
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-Fun!
-Yeah, great!
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Exactly. It's not quite finished yet.
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I'm still working on it.
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So I need some help filling in the gaps.
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-You want us to help you?
-Exactly.
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So just listen to the story,
and I'll tell you when I need some help.
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There's a hen in the story.
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Kristina, would you be the hen, please?
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-Sure.
-Nice.
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And then there's a fox.
Would you do the fox, please?
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-Sure.
-Nice.
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And I'll need a beaver.
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-Sure, why not?
-Once upon a time,
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there was a hen
who sat cackling happily away.
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-Cock-a-doodle-doo!
-Great cackling, Kristina.
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After a while, the hen rose
and started looking for worms.
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Okay.
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Suddenly, the cunning fox came along,
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sounding like foxes tend to sound like.
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That's Pia Johansson for you.
Just incomprehensible.
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All of a sudden, the fox said to the hen,
in a thick accent...
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-What are you doing?
-Cock-a-doodle-doo.
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Before the hen could answer,
the beaver showed up.
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The beaver was a champion
in the martial art of capoeira,
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which you could tell by his body language.
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He walked with a fluid, dancing motion.
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Today, he'd got his foot caught
in an empty carton
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of a German multivitamin drink,
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which made him limp heavily.
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Silly multivitamin drink from Germany!
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I don't feel like I was quite able
to do my stuff in capoeira.
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It went a bit too fast there.
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The beaver said,
hindered by his speech impediment...
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Stop... Stop shitting on me.
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The fox was furious and said...
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That's rich, coming from you!
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The beaver had heard enough.
He attacked the fox
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and called him
by the nastiest word he knew...
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Frenchman!
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Now entered the toad.
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We'll need a toad.
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The toad had
misunderstood everything as usual,
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and tried to put
all the animals prostrate.
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In the ensuing chaos,
the fox touched the toad's bottom.
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She's gone overboard totally. She's nuts.
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I just wanna say, I wrote this
before you touched each other.
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00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,840
Other undefined animals
turned up at the scene,
249
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,360
and they all started fighting.
250
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,640
Pia's story is so fucking clever.
251
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,120
She gets us all going.
252
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,520
And it's easy to forget
that we have to keep a straight face.
253
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:55,160
A little grimace or a smile
will slip through.
254
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:59,440
And a tender voice, like the voice
of an angel, echoed through the trees...
255
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,400
I want cash.
256
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,520
Meal vouchers are fine, too.
257
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:10,760
Now the animals stopped fighting
and all joined in a dance.
258
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,600
They all started twerking,
shaking their bottoms.
259
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,640
All the animals shook their bottoms,
except for the fox,
260
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:19,600
who undressed
and started rubbing his genitalia
261
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,880
against every loose object.
262
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:29,240
The animals' bottoms flitted
like butterflies in the evening light.
263
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:33,720
The finale was an actors' orgy that will
remain in my nightmares for a long time.
264
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,960
As far as I know...
265
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,440
Please.
266
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,160
...their bottoms are flitting and twerking
to this very day.
267
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,560
What do you say? Will it work?
268
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,680
-Yes!
-Astrid Lindgren?
269
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,560
-You were great.
-How moving!
270
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,560
Yes.
271
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,240
Hi, welcome to customer support.
Anis speaking.
272
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,560
Hi, Anis, Röse here.
Can I speak to Keyyo, please?
273
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,240
Kristina Petrushina
to cash desk one, please.
274
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,160
Since we're talking, what are you doing?
275
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,360
-Just watching some idiots.
-Okay, here's Kristina.
276
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,440
-Thanks.
-Hey.
277
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:13,480
Hi, Kristina, dear. It's Röse,
high umpire, ruler of the universe.
278
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:18,760
I have a job for you. You need to
take your lollipop out of you mouth.
279
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,040
-Okay, I will.
-Okay? Yes.
280
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,240
Time to drop the security blanket.
281
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,160
I'll bet all these
are less than a hundred.
282
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,480
That one's festive.
283
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,440
That's what people
standing behind me usually say.
284
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,800
Humbly said.
285
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,440
You owe me two rabbits.
286
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:43,440
-It's millions. Are you in clover?
-What?
287
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:47,560
When Henrik Dorsin starts talking jive,
things can get bad in a hurry.
288
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,720
No, I'm not,
'cause you owe me two rabbits.
289
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:55,280
He sees I'm off balance,
so he starts kicking me when I'm down.
290
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,720
But why...
291
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,920
I don't owe you anything.
292
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,600
I had to run away.
It's the only way to make it stop.
293
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:05,760
You dare take me on
in a hip-hop battle? Hey, shoo!
294
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:08,600
A hip-hop battle? Please.
295
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,560
Anis runs away.
296
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:14,800
He's either offended, or he's cracking up.
297
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,400
-Hey, bro. Listen up!
-What?
298
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,680
-You owe me two rabbits.
-No, you owe me para.
299
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,000
Para... Paracetamol?
300
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,160
Paracetamol?
301
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,920
Give me paracetamol
Paracetamol
302
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,640
You're all wet
'Cause you know what you're gonna get
303
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,160
-Come on, come on, man
-Bumba clap
304
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,080
You hear me talking
So quit your walking
305
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,440
And start squawking
306
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,680
Henrik has his sights on Anis.
Let's see what happens.
307
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,160
Listen, man, I know you can.
308
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,200
Are you from here or from anywhere?
309
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:58,000
-No, I'm from Hagastaden.
-Hagastaden?
310
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:02,280
Well, in your face.
Hagastaden, a wonderful place.
311
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,480
-Sounds like a troubadour song.
-Right.
312
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:09,240
Hagastaden, a wonderful place
313
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,960
Well, I'll be darned
I'll be darned
314
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,440
A wonderful place, Hagastaden
315
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,720
Well, I'll be darned, I'll be darned
316
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,960
Yesterday, there was nothing there
317
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:27,640
But today, there's houses everywhere
318
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,960
Houses to the left and to the right
319
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,720
Down in Hagastaden
320
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:38,080
And a shop or two
321
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,240
Are there for you
322
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,960
It will be fun as hell
323
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,280
For Anis as well
324
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,440
Hagastaden, a wonderful place
325
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:57,520
Hagastaden, in your face
326
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,200
I would buy the album, no question.
327
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,400
I'll be darned
Moved to Hagastaden
328
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,240
I'm about to die
You're the reason why
329
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:12,200
I'm in a trance
Henrik Dorsin is doing a breakdance
330
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,920
-It's nice.
-Real nice.
331
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,640
I need to get out of here now.
332
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:32,640
Hampus... One of my favorite people.
333
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:37,760
He's sort of charming too,
so I thought I'd make him laugh.
334
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,920
Pia Johansson is on the offensive again.
335
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,960
You almost got me going there.
336
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,880
What am I gonna do with my face?
I can't walk away.
337
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,920
I don't see your eyes. Where are you?
338
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,520
-Here I am.
-There you are.
339
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,480
-Look into my eyes.
-I see you.
340
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,440
-I'm deeply depressed, actually.
-Why?
341
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:11,080
I'm suffering from... What's it called?
Post-COVID depression.
342
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,760
-I got it during the pandemic.
-No smell or taste, right?
343
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:20,520
Exactly. My husband farts a lot.
It was good not having to smell it.
344
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:26,320
I knew he was lying there
all night, farting. He just loves onions.
345
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:32,400
So it's good to be rid of the smell.
346
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:38,280
-Yes. Are you still there?
-Yes.
347
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,320
Ow, Pia.
348
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,720
Are we on the phone? I thought we met.
349
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,440
We need to take a break from this.
350
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,480
Hampus. He's just funny.
351
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,800
Listen up, a white card.
352
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:58,920
Petra Mede.
353
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,800
Bring the camera down lower, please.
354
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,760
This is so weird
it's absolutely brilliant.
355
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:11,520
She managed to create a strong sense
of insecurity, which is so funny.
356
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,640
Suddenly, she almost traps herself.
357
00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:00,080
{\an8}She's so full of herself that
she's almost bursting. I'm dying.
358
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,880
I'm a victim of my own comedy.
359
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,240
That proves I find myself
to be funniest of us all.
360
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,240
So I'm struggling myself.
361
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:33,640
The one in the room
who enjoyed Petra's offensive the most,
362
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,160
was, I believe, Petra herself.
363
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,640
I can't read this.
364
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:43,360
-It's great so far.
-Thanks, but I dropped a contact lens.
365
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,640
It must be here somewhere.
366
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,680
Can anybody with good eyesight
come and look?
367
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,440
-Is it a disposable lens?
-That's right.
368
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,160
It's funny.
369
00:23:55,240 --> 00:24:00,240
I'm so good that they believe this stuff.
370
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,080
-Yes, but let's...
-What's your strength?
371
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,720
-Thanks, Pia, we'll go on.
-Petra, what's your strength?
372
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,360
God, my strength?
373
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:13,280
-I have many, let me tell you.
-She's telling us about them now.
374
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:16,000
Wait. It's here.
375
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,120
Now, let's see.
376
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,480
Thank you so much.
377
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,400
-Top notch.
-Yes.
378
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,280
Funny.
379
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,600
Petra, can you do it in Swedish, too?
380
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,240
-You were brilliant, I thought.
-Really?
381
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,400
Yes, it was top notch.
382
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:56,160
-Some melon?
-I'll have some fucking melon.
383
00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:00,000
I was wondering what
the Finnish version of this would be like.
384
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:03,480
-The Finnish version?
-What's Finnish humor like?
385
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:07,320
It's like this. Low down inside your body.
386
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,040
That's what it's like.
387
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,760
Yes, but what's funny to them?
388
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:17,800
-It's all nonsensical.
-Right.
389
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,480
-But what do they eat...
-They bathe in the sauna.
390
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:26,000
Pia! Where's Pia?
391
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,720
Where's Pia?
392
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,600
Now let's see!
393
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,560
COMING UP
394
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,920
-My maracas.
-No one takes you seriously.
395
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,520
-And what's this?
-A sweaty ass.
396
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,600
What are they doing over there?
397
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,920
-Fucking hell!
-I see you.
398
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,880
The beaver's evicted.
399
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,600
This is so damn funny right now.
400
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:53,880
I'm your dream girl.
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