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Ralph: I'm folding like a cheap umbrella.

Who uses umbrellas? I do.

Tim: You've got to stop the pain sometime.

$2000, 2000 too many, I'm out.

Lilly: I'm in.

Okay, Lilly, let's see what you're hiding.

You mean my beautiful pair?

I love you guys.

I really thought you were bluffing.

I am an actor.

Tim: Lilly, we've seen your movies.

Hm, and I'd read your novels, but...

You're illiterate? I'm taking a break.

Alright, alright, lines in.

Pippa: Hello!

Pippa! Hey.

Arkady: Champagne?

Uh, it's eight in the morning.

Oh, whoops!

I've been up all night.

I'm in the middle of some games here for money.

Okay, so what's your news?

I watched the tape of Rosemary's murder.

It's about time, what do you think?

Watch. I've seen it.

No.

No, look.

Pippa: That's him, that's the witness.

Arkady: Hm-mm.

He dies two days later in a fire.

Someone was trying to shut him up?

What did he see?

No, Pippa, look again, look, he lights a cigarette,

then he gets in the car to drive off, he never smoked it.

Yeah? So he's not a witness,

he's a spotter, it's classic KGB.

The spotter knows the target, the killer doesn't,

they meet on the battlefield for the first time.

So he's signaling?

Yes, the spotter, he waits in the car, till I come out,

he lights a cigarette, that's the signal.

He thought I was in the car.

They were trying to kill you, not my sister?

The Russians thought that Rosemary's friend was me.

I was the target. Russians?

Putin. Vladimir Putin

trying to kill you, really?

Well, presumably not personally,

but with him, you never know,

I gave a fortune to the pro-democracy movement,

it's payback.

Robber: You, up against the wall!

Okay, okay. Go!

Okay, just relax. Do it!

Just relax. Against the wall!

Okay.

Robber: Hands in the air!

Stay against the wall, keep your hands in the air!

Uh!

Robber: Uh, uh!

Next one's yours.

No one leaves!

You're security, where were you?

The house or not? Everybody okay?

What the hell was that?

What are you doing?

I'm protecting you from Putin.

Pippa!

My game was robbed, Gurjit, check the elevator cams.

Boss, someone reported gunshots.

Yeah, I know, I'm looking for a male,

skinny, black bag, bleeding, what do you see?

Buddhist monks, couple making out.

Got him, he's in elevator three pulling off a mask.

He's wearing a ball cap.

Um, shut it down, alert the front desk.

He's got an override key, should I call the cops?

No, no, uh, just have Greenspoon waiting for him,

in case he gets out the main floor.

Uh, we have a situation, go back inside.

We heard shots. Kids with firecrackers.

That explains your gun.

Where are you going? I'm a journalist.

A blogger.

A documentary filmmaker and I'm curious.

Gurjit: Boss, he went out through storage.

Tell Wyman to go outside

and cut him off at the west doors.

Gurjit: Copy.

Arkady: Look, Hugo, blood!

Why are you here?

I thought you were a paranoid schizo-nut or something.

Your intruder is long gone.

So this guy has a key to every door?

He works here, Hugo, or did.

Would you shut up?

Oh, now you show up, where the hell were you?

No!

Um, so what happened,

what did this guy do? Nothing.

He robbed the poker game.

The hotel doesn't want another shooting

and if it gets out, Hugo's game will be ruined.

I can make more in one night running that game,

than I do working a week in this dump.

And if the police recover the money, it is forfeited,

because it is part of an illegal activity,

so you have to find it yourself, right?

I can help. Hey,

you got lucky on one case, chess boy,

I don't need your help.

Right, you're a former homicide detective,

why would you need help?

But if I find the money, I get 10%.

Oh, I'm gonna pay you 10%?

No, I'll keep 10%.

But what do you care,

you'll find the money. You'd better believe it.

It's just insurance, in case you don't find it,

which you will, but if you had fire insurance

and you only had to pay if you had a fire, you'd agree.

I don't even know what you're yapping about.

My 20%.

20, I thought you said it was 10?

It was, but you were too slow, compromise, 15.

Fine, whatever.

How much was stolen? 100 grand.

You overpaid.

I'd have taken half.

Have a nice day!

Okay, so how did you know that there was a card game?

It's been going on for 40 years, Danni told me.

The bartender.

This place is worse than a Ukrainian quilting bee.

Separated, laundered, cold water,

Excuse me. Hung, not dried,

pressed and no scents. Mr. Balagan,

there are plastic laundry bags in your suite.

I'm trying to save the environment.

About your overdue account.

So I'm working on something,

and will soon have more than enough to settle my account.

Barbara: Does this something have to do with Hugo?

His chances are next to nothing

and mine are next to his, so.

Well, I've managed to keep it from the media,

but those poker players have big mouths

and this could get out.

If you can get them their money, I'll wipe out your debt.

And the next two months free?

Two weeks.

Agreed, if Hugo helps me.

Better the monkey in your pocket,

than the one underfoot, right?

And free meals for two weeks.

But the bar tab's yours.

Awesome.

Mr. Balagan!

I got your text, I'm dying for a game.

Aren't there showers where you live?

No, a sink, but you said come right away.

I was at ultimate practice.

Yes, I have a problem, I think you can help.

Chess? Unfortunately not, life.

Let's see what Hugo's up to, standing around,

I guess the crime is solved, yeah?

I guess not.

What did the police say?

We got lucky.

The cops are busy with a triple shooting in Gastown,

so for now this one goes under the radar.

What have you ascertained?

Think I'm gonna share my intel?

No, your boss, Barbara, does, call her if you like.

Okay, well two heads are better than one, right?

We're tracking the intruder's path.

So show me. Show him.

Main floor hallway,

elevator three. Going up.

Gurjit: And four minutes later, descending.

Okay, freeze right there.

That's the best we have.

And what about going out the door in the basement?

Gurjit: Nice shot of the back of his hat.

So he knows where all the cameras are, he had keys,

but he is not an employee?

No.

Well, he was, or he has an insider.

Do you have any tape of him entering the hotel?

Yeah, we have cameras at each entrance,

lobby, staff, and parking.

Went through six hours before the robbery,

this guy is not on any of the tapes.

Show me the best five minutes, the crazier the better.

Hours and hours of people coming and going

and you want to see five minutes of fun?

Yes, and get me your old employee files.

See you tomorrow!

Hi, Papa. Oh!

Here you go, Mr. B.

Wake up.

Good morning.

Not so far.

Okay, the highlight reel.

Buddhist monks.

Arkady: What else?

Gurjit: Homeless dude.

There, right there, the robber.

No way. It's him.

I don't see it.

Sam?

It doesn't look like the same guy.

Sometimes a pawn becomes a queen.

Sam: Where is he?

Who said anything about a he?

Good morning, lovely day.

Mm, nice perfume.

I really had to go.

Evidence for Hugo.

Where's Hugo?

On his way.

Gurjit, the KGB spotter who was outside the hotel

the night my fiancee was murdered, what can you tell me...

KGB spotter?

You were on duty that night at the door,

can you explain to me why you let him sit there for hours?

You mean the musician?

He wanted to give his CD to a Hollywood music producerm

who was staying here.

Who?

DJ A.J.

Can you maybe check the hotel records and find a contact,

because I need to talk to this Mr. A.J.?

I can't do that. You can't do that, you sure?

It's okay, Hugo can.

Okay, there's no DJ.

The guy was driving for a hooker, he slipped me a 50,

so I let him park, I gave the doorman half.

And this hooker, does she have a name?

Don't know it and believe me, I tried,

Vietnamese, gorgeous, she won't talk to me, kinda stuck up.

Okay, Gurjit, showtime, let's go, move it!

You all know our illustrious guest, Mr. Balagan,

the man who wouldn't depart.

Now do we recognize this guy?

No, sorry.

Alright.

It's not a crime to put a criminal in jail.

Do you want to tell Alcina?

How you know I know?

You're not breathing.

I think he was with security, maybe two years before.

Joe?

Joe Gazlan.

Hugo? Before my time.

He was aggressive with the girls, not nice.

He had beard, handsome.

Yeah, here he is.

He quit, he was being investigated for theft.

Thank you, Zofia.

And you, you're my good luck charm,

I need your help on this. I have a job, Mr. Balagan.

Then come by after your shift and we'll catch up.

No time, I have six children and no husband.

Alcina, you don't need a chat, you need vodka.

Please.

Ah, Sam! Hey.

Arkady: Finally, how was your class?

Actually, it was really... I need you to find this man,

Joe Gazlan, I've got a poker player to meet

and then we'll play some chess.

I've been playing poker in this hotel since '64.

In those days, we had real stars,

Don Rickles, Michael Landon, Shari Lewis,

not like this Lilly what's-her-mouth.

You must be Jewish, Mr. Balaban.

It's Balagan. Ah.

One quarter, my mother's mother.

Ah, but that's the right quarter.

Let's get back to the poker game, what did you see?

You have to remind me I just had 20 grand stolen?

I'll tell you what I saw, that schmuck burst into the room,

when Hugo was in the can with his pants down.

How was that coordinated, eh?

That actress, Lilly, she put her hand in her purse

the moment Hugo ran into the can,

she sent a signal, one of them texts.

She's rich, why would she steal?

So that actress in 702, Lilly Palmara, she is doing coke

and she's getting it from the Argentinean waiter.

Nicco?

Yeah, but he thinks that he is going to L.A.

to party with her, so he's giving it to her for free.

Arkady: You were at the poker game that night,

did you see anything, anyone signal when Hugo stepped out?

Some kind of inside man? Hm.

Not that I saw.

Okay, thanks.

Oh, um, I'm wondering, is there any way

that you can magically make my bar tab turn into food?

Here's your salad.

Thank you.

Oh, there's one more thing, Danni, I need a call girl.

No, you don't.

Well, unfortunately, I do.

She was working here the day my fiancee was murdered,

Vietnamese. I know her.

You think you could hire her to talk to me?

Oh, she'll do it for free,

we're colleagues in the hospitality and tourism industry.

Are you looking... Ah, here's my date!

Danni, can we have another vodka?

Mr. Balagan, hello, Danni. Hello.

I will get in trouble for drinking with a guest.

No, Danni here's very discreet, have a seat.

So first we drink it all and then you have a pickle,

but first a toast to my Alcina.

Alcina!

I don't know what smells worse, the vodka or the pickles.

Mr. Balagan, it's no good you living like this,

drinking too much, afraid to go outside.

You need to return to life,

instead of distracting yourself with solving cases.

Puzzles is what I do, it's all I can do.

My husband was murdered too.

How?

It was Guatemala.

Arkady: So how did you return to life?

My children.

Well, that's my problem,

I have no one to take care of, so...

You have yourself and believe me, you are a child.

Sammy. Hey!

So this is amazing,

the only Joe Gazlan in the area is 92,

he used to be a cabbie, but he's been letting this guy

use his ID and pretend to be him.

So you are looking for an illegal immigrant.

You know about this?

Arkady: Have you ever been outside of university?

Yeah, high school.

So anyhow, this guy was supposed to pay the real Joe Gazlan

$100 a month for life, but then two years ago,

he stopped, it disappeared.

So what was his real name?

Gazlan forgot, he's ancient.

Oh, surprise!

So you come here with nothing, and you expect a game?

See, this is why we need you, Alcina.

No, Mr. Balagan.

Sam and I cannot do this alone.

I need you to talk to the Polish maid

and tell her this time I want the whole story.

I'll do that, but nothing else.

Maybe.

Ah, my next poker player.

Virtually all my novels have a crime at the core,

so I have quite some mastery of the subject.

Someone was in on it, we were set up.

Arkady: Who?

When the security bloke went to the bathroom,

the old guy touched his hearing aid, thus sending a signal.

Hm.

So you're on a book tour?

Hm, from rainy coast to rainy coast.

You know my friend, Salman Rushdie

Ah, yes, we play chess. Hm.

I'll try to get a word in.

I beat him all the time.

I played chess competitively at Oxford,

but it began to feel

as if I was hiding away from human affairs.

Well, some people boldly go into the world

to create art, to play sports, to do science, even warfare,

but if you want to do all four,

you play chess. You play chess.

Morning, Mr. Balagan.

Wall Street Journal, New York Times, Globe and Mail?

So you don't like North America, Mr. Balagan,

how about South America?

Just these, charge them to my suite.

Looks like you got a stalker.

Ah, you spoke to Alcina.

You speak Polish like a Russian.

I was friends with Joe.

You went to his place?

Never, but once I went to his cousin's.

His cousin?

I don't remember his name,

but he lives in that public housing on Grandview.

Any other details?

He was married, he had children, he was Turkish

and he was nice.

Thank you, Zofia.

Sam!

Yes, it is morning.

I need you to go on a little field trip.

Sam: Hi, is your father home?

No.

Your mother?

Yeah.

Mom!

Who are you, what you doing here?

I'm sorry, he let me in, I knocked.

I'm looking for this man.

I don't know him.

He's your husband's cousin? No.

Okay, well, I think you should look again,

because I think you do know who he is.

He's your husband's cousin,

he used to work at the hotel, the Huxley?

Oh, Yashar, I see, yes.

Yes, yes, Yashar, where is Yashar?

It's very urgent.

My husband, Suleyman is at work, ask him.

He will be home later.

Um, Yashar's last name? Suleyman, he knows.

Do you have any idea what hospital Yashar's staying at?

Mrs. Sevda: You must go!

Does your husband have a cell?

Go, go!

Okay, I'll go, just, um, please,

if you can get Suleyman to call Sam, it's urgent.

Thank you, thank you very much.

Mrs. Sevda: Go!

Thank you.

Chi Tang? Yeah.

Oh, you must be Mr. Balagan.

Are you playing poker right now?

I'm testing a beta app, I play online 70 hours a week,

strictly by game theory. I play chess online,

do you mind me asking how much?

About 300 k last year, it's tax free.

You know, it was my first time playing in a room

with real people, too distracting.

That Lilly, she's so hot.

Did you see her in "Extreme Death III?"

No, did you notice anything else?

Yeah, yeah, when I got to the hotel,

a car passed with two guys,

I realized later that the driver was that lawyer.

Mr. Harlington. Yeah.

Who was the other man?

Is this him?

After the game, Jeff took a cab home,

I know, 'cause I copped a ride with him.

So who drove his car home?

Are you spying? Me?

No, she's here looking for you,

the Vietnamese chick, I'll show you.

See if you can get me her number, huh?

Hello.

Arkady Balagan. Trinh.

Thank you for coming. Thank Danni.

I need to know what you remember

about the day my fiancee died.

Of course, my driver was injured, I heard the gunshots.

Tell me about him, your driver.

He didn't say much, he didn't bother me for tips,

he only drove me a week and then he died in that fire.

Before you, he drove other women?

No, he was new.

Arkady: Was he Russian?

He didn't sound Russian.

Did he drink, did you ever see him do drugs?

No. Did he smell of cigarettes?

Trinh: No, he didn't smoke.

He smoked the day Rosemary was murdered, it was a signal.

Who was your client?

They just give first names and they're usually fake, so.

You did not have a client,

you sat in the hotel, no one came.

My friends who work here

say that you splurge on room service,

it's your way to pay back the hotel,

but that day, the only thing you ordered

was "Eat, Pray, Love,"

now what man in your company would?

My date didn't show up.

What did your bosses tell you?

Never to talk to anyone about it.

But you're talking to me.

They're cruel men.

I wanna get out of my situation, help me and I'll help you.

What are we talking about? 25,000,

then I can disappear.

I can tell you very interesting things about the driver,

my bosses, but money first.

I'll have the money tomorrow,

but I expect the information to be worth it, please.

Okay, that novelist, he sat so he could face the door,

the old guy was tense,

Chi, our supposed math genius, mind elsewhere,

Lilly was flirting, distracting everyone.

So what are you saying, everyone was in on it,

everyone but you?

Mr. Balagan, I do criminal law,

I'm helping you to frame the question.

By framing everyone but yourself.

Why would a chess player investigate a robbery?

The finder's fee.

Jeff: Or do you miss the thrill of victory?

Is that clouding your judgment at all?

Emotions never enter into my play.

Yes!

Suleyman: Mr. Balagan, I spoke to Sam Besht,

my name is Suleyman Sevda.

Mr. Sevda, please, come in.

Mr. Harlington is just departing.

You drove to the hotel for the poker game,

but you came home in a cab, why?

After the robbery, my nerves were frayed,

I had a little too much to drink, so I left my car, why?

Well, was there anyone else in the car with you,

when you arrived? My son.

I gave him a ride downtown.

I was assured that we'd be getting all of our money back,

if this is your approach, I'll be suing the hotel.

Well, make it a class action and I'll join,

you order room service, you have to wait an hour,

sometimes for the wrong food.

Please, come in, I wasn't expecting you,

but can I get you anything, I can make some tea?

No, no, thank you. Some food,

would you like, no? No, no, no, nothing.

Please have a seat.

Oh, sorry for my clothes, I...

It's fine, fine. I just come from work.

Hm-mm.

So Sam tells me you have many children.

Oh, yes, five. Five children.

Yeah, ages seven to 12, three boys and two girls.

Here.

In school, they learn English and the French,

Turkish at home.

You are a lucky man.

So what can you tell me about Yashar?

Distant cousin, he calls when he wants a favor,

but otherwise, nothing.

So when was the last time he called?

I call him maybe half year ago,

but his phone is disconnected.

Then I hear he got a girl pregnant and then leave to Turkey.

Ah, who might still be in touch with him?

Friends or girlfriends?

His name, what's his... Like mine, Sevda.

Sevda, and you're sure he wasn't in your apartment

the other day?

No.

I see.

Well, I appreciate your help.

Oh.

I am curious why you came.

I called Sam, he said it was very important.

So?

And I wanted to meet famous chess player

and maybe get autograph?

Arkady: You play!

Suleyman: Amateur.

There you are.

Please call me if you have anything.

Thank you.

Mr. Balagan, what did my cousin Yashar do?

Is he in trouble?

No, you didn't ask me that, Suleyman.

Mr. Balagan, Sam says Yashar is in the hospital, why?

You didn't ask that either.

You came to find out what I know.

Suleyman, help me.

How?

You need to go to a hospital.

No, I know a doctor, who will fix me.

Drive me, please.

I told you, I don't want any trouble, okay?

The doctor will fix me up,

for 10,000, he won't report it to the cops.

I'll keep the rest and you'll never find me.

Suleyman, help me.

How?

You need to go to a hospital.

Why get rid of the body?

I could just call police

and say my cousin was shot by jealous husband,

before I could persuade him to go to hospital, he died.

But they would ask you about the money.

What money?

Suleyman, help me.

How?

You need to go to a hospital.

No, find a doctor who will fix me.

I don't know any doctor.

For the sake of your children.

Uh!

Uh!

Hello?

Ah, Ms. Lilly Palmara finally returning my call.

When that security idiot jumped the robber,

I tried to get up, but that little perv held me back.

Which little perv?

There are so many. Chi.

Chi? Yeah.

Arkady: What were you going to do?

Muay Thai, that thief would've left that room

on a gurney or in a box.

Well, maybe Chi just didn't want you to get hurt.

I was up 40,000, that hurt.

Do you have to pay the hotel extra for the elliptical?

No, it's mine, I travel with it.

The hotel comped me the spa, though, 'cause of the robbery.

Do they also comp you your cocaine?

I want that poker money back.

I need it, I'm saving for when my tits sag.

Okay, so Yashar went to see him, the kid had the mask,

Yashar might have died, but Suleyman killing him?

I don't see it, I don't,

he didn't sound like a murderer on the phone.

So Suleyman waited until he died,

or maybe he didn't have to, either way, it works.

It just doesn't sound right to me.

Alcina?

I agree with Sammy.

Yashar came to Suleyman, not the other way around,

but why wouldn't Suleyman call an ambulance?

Yeah, Suleyman is a family guy,

I saw the 55 pictures of the children on the Turkish carpet,

he made a big deal of showing them, and why?

Because he's proving that he is a family guy

and not someone who would let his cousin bleed to death,

because that is what he did.

What? What carpet?

In the apartment, the children were on a Milas carpet,

red and yellow.

No carpet in the apartment.

He killed Yashar, he wrapped him in the carpet,

he drove to the dump, he dumped the body,

he ditched Yashar's car, fini.

The dump is too obvious, Suleyman is a garbage man.

Yes, but no one's gonna wonder

what he's doing at the dump

and where else is he going to go and dump a body?

And where else are we going to go look for one?

As they used to say in the Kremlin,

a bad plan is better than no plan at all.

So how do you look for a body in a dump?

Oh, God!

The smell.

Yeah, believe me, Ugh!

this dog smells worse.

Come on, Rudy, we been here for an hour

and we ain't getting paid by the hour, find me something!

Come on.

Come on, Rudy, we need a carpet, not a trunk.

No, it may not be your body, but it's somebody!

Oh, it's locked,

we should go find the carpet somewhere else.

Here, here,

I'll show you a trick my Grandma taught me.

Okay, let's see what we got.

Ah, we are close to solving the robbery.

Terrific, are you cold?

No, hot.

I don't have all day.

Are you crazy, bringing a body through the hotel,

tampering with evidence? We're stopping a crime,

someone hid a body and we found it

and he shot himself accidentally, unless you shot him.

If his cousin finished him off,

we're in deep for moving a murder victim!

It's no murder, no.

I thought you said it was murder.

Either way, this is disrespecting a dead soul.

We are using the body as leverage on Suleyman

to get the stolen money, right, Hugo?

And we'll make things respectable later.

Alcina, please.

Sam.

Sam!

Okay, just the wound from his own gun, he killed himself.

Wait, he did see a doctor.

His cousin was very nice.

Then I hear he got a girl pregnant

and ran away to Turkey.

He helped you, didn't he?

She had an abortion.

Sam: Who?

The maid, Zofia, three years ago,

Yashar got her pregnant and took her to a doctor,

Zofia volunteered it, so did the doctor.

What doctor?

Suleyman, help me.

I will take you to a hospital.

Operate, remove the bullet.

I'm not a doctor in this country, I have no equipment.

If you can do an abortion, you can do this, operate!

I have nothing for sedation.

Do it!

Sam, Suleyman's number.

Suleyman, it's Arkady Balagan.

I'd love for you to come to the Huxley to play some chess.

Suleyman: I have to go to work.

We found Yashar in a trunk, the trunk was in the dump,

where you work, doctor.

Now, what have you got to say for your little selves?

She reached into her purse

the moment he went into the can.

He was touching his hearing aid.

He was nervous, she was flirting with everybody

and he insisted he face the door.

He held me down, otherwise that robber would be meat.

He was driving with the thief!

Shh!

People crave a conspiracy

for the same reason they crave a God.

They want big answers to their little problems,

but the truth is, it took just one man

to take all your money.

Grandmaster, the door?

It might be Suleyman, you want to talk to him.

Sir, should I get the door?

Stay there, stay there.

Who is it? Suleyman Sevda.

Ah.

Mr. Sevda, please.

My wife is at work, the children will play in the hall.

No, come in, come in.

Children, there's my bedroom.

Ah, there are chessboards or my bed,

do whatever it is that you do.

Children, behave yourselves.

Zofia.

You are saint, saint,

thank you.

The Polish.

So it is true that you helped Zofia?

I met her when she first came to this country,

no health care yet.

I was three-minute blitz champion in medical school.

Then have a seat.

I know you operated on Yashar.

He wouldn't let me use anything for sedation,

he was afraid I would call police, if he was unconscious.

What did he tell you?

He was shot by jealous boyfriend,

he didn't want to go to hospital,

boyfriend was still chasing him.

Did you want to know the truth?

The truth is the bullet severed his hepatic artery,

he needed blood, after finishing his epidural stitches,

he had an acute myocardial infarction.

Did he fear sedation,

because he thought you would steal the money?

What money?

The money he stole, that you will return,

or I call the police.

In Turkey, I was like this bishop, helping people,

here, I am like pawn, someone who takes out your garbage.

A pawn cost me the world championship, I respect pawns.

If I had money, I could go to school here

and become doctor, who would be harmed?

Those that Yashar stole from.

They are rich, the money was for entertainment,

so they lost it in an interesting way,

all the more entertaining.

They didn't find it entertaining.

Mr. Balagan, do you play games of cards, dice?

No, of course not, only chess has level playing field.

That's all I ask for.

That and $100,000, I need the money too,

to solve my fiancee's murder.

So your dead fiancee is more important,

than my living children? Hm.

You saw a Catholic called a Muslim a saint,

because doctors can perform miracles.

Return the money today,

or I give Yashar's body to the police.

Fine!

You win, children, come on!

Go, come.

Come.

What happened to the Milas carpet in those photos?

We sold it, so Savas could begin violin lessons.

You'll have your money tonight.

Suleyman: This is Suleyman Sevda residence.

Please leave a message.

Suleyman.

It was unfair of you to appeal to my higher nature,

I don't accept your forfeit.

You win, you can keep the money, be a damn doctor.

What?

Hi, I'll be there at midnight.

Do you have the cash from the doctor yet?

Arkady: We have to tell this escort,

we may have to tell her I have no money.

What, you said that you were gonna get the money.

Arkady: I gave it away.

Arkady.

It's just money, I'll make other money

I'll get more puzzles, Pippa, it's okay.

Go away!

Hugo: Hugo Lum.

He's not here!

Hugo: Open the door or I'll use my key card.

Pippa, I'll see you tonight.

Maybe this call girl will still tell us what she knows

even without the money.

What's going on?

I heard the Turk was here, where's the money?

Suleyman isn't a doctor,

Yashar found a doctor, who came and operated

in exchange for the money.

The doctor took it all, there's no money, Hugo

there's no money, it's gone.

You liar!

You double-crossed me!

I'll call the police. Good!

I'll tell 'em you stole $100,000.

Well, technically, my share was 15,000,

so I only stole 85.

Uh!

Gurjit, get the car!

Suleyman: This is Suleyman Sevda residence.

Please leave a message.

The head of security, he's coming after you, run!

There's no way I'm giving you 15%.

I found it. And gave it away.

You have that money because of me.

Actually, genius, I have that money in spite of you.

Okay, compromise,

I take no cut, but I give them back their money.

No.

Or do you prefer I compose a letter

to head office about your gun,

which is illegal to have on hotel property?

Okay, what is it you wanna do?

Ah, welcome!

Come in, come in, it's wonderful to see you all.

As a souvenir for your little adventure,

I've put autographed copies of my photograph

there on the table, made out to each of you personally,

it's no trouble at all.

What a narcissist. It's great,

I needed a bookmark. This one's for you, Jeff.

Yours is here, Ralph.

The thief died of his wound and I recovered all the money.

Now the rules of poker say that a disrupted game is reset,

so we're going to divide the money equally.

Sounds fair to me. You are kidding.

You're giving the rat back his money?

Ridiculous, there were two thieves.

Chi: You know who the accomplice was,

I told you. So did I.

So you want to withhold the collaborator's money?

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

The putz should be punished.

Yeah. Crucified.

Alright, well, I have a solution,

but you can't keep the rat's share,

I will give it to medical charity.

Tim: Yeah, as long as the thief doesn't get it.

Arkady: Then we'll flush this rat out, yes?

Yeah, okay. We can do that.

So we'll do it Russian style!

Everyone please have a seat where you are.

Hugo, please place two piles of 10,000

in front of each player?

Now for this to work, we have to blindfold you.

Danni, Sam? Whoa, what?

It's okay, justice is blind, right?

Mr. Harlington, you trusted me with your insights,

now trust me with mine.

Well, this is absurd. I like being blindfolded.

I'm game, sounds cool. So do I.

Okay, so it's simple.

You pass 10,000 to your neighbour on the right,

but if that person is the rat,

you slide it to the center.

You all blindfolded?

Good.

So on three, you slide to the center, or to the right.

Thank you, Hugo.

One,

two, three.

Excellent, good.

Now we'll do the same thing with the person on the left,

if that person is the rat, to the center,

otherwise, pass the money, one, two, three.

Ralph: Can we take off the blindfolds?

Arkady: Please.

You're the thief, I knew it! What?

You have meted out justice! Are you kidding?

No! You sold me out?

That is my money!

Thank you, Sam!

On behalf of the medical charity.

Thank you.

Thank you.

It's you I have to thank.

Danni!

Call down, order a feast,

the best caviar, courtesy of the Huxley.

There we go, whoo!

Pippa: She's two hours late.

She said she'd be here.

Still no answer.

Mr. B, none of the bellboys

have seen that call girl all night.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't know, maybe she changed her mind.

Or maybe someone changed it for her.

Pippa, what am I doing here?

These people are killers.

So what, you can can solve other people's problems,

but not your own?

How can I solve anybody's problems,

when I can't even go out the door?

We can do this together.

I lost Rosemary, Pippa, I can't lose you.