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when I was a child I thought often about being adult

what I will make of life, who I will become

and among all daydreams I always chose one:

comfortably sleeping in the bed of my wonderful house

then

my favourite song starts

still with my eyes closed

I am waiting for an even better thing

kiss of the person I chose to share my bed and my life

Alessio !

switch off the bloody music, for F*CK sake

what are you doing in my bed?

sorry, my room is flooded again: broken pipe.. a disaster

couldn't you go to Alessio?

Alessio is with a woman

with who??

a new one: she's pretty, cheerful..

switch it off!!!!! people sleep here: it's only 10 a.m. !

such fool

10 a.m. ???

OK let's say 10:30 to be generous

and the alarm clock?

oh, yes

that annoying plim-plim-plim in my ear this morning

oh well

then I became an adult in the reality, and stopped daydreaming

most of all, I learnt the only thing I know about life

daydreams are bull$hit

sorry

one second

I have an important meeting and I am late already

yes yes, it will be a moment

I'm sorry, I will sort all out later

sorry for the pipe, I didn't know that

ehm.. hot water finished

isn't that one my towel?

my name is Matteo Moretti

a typical one

a not so young youngster as sometimes people hopelessly talk about on TV ?

that's exactly me

thousands Euros generation

I earn a thousand euros a month for a job I don't like, in a company which does not like me

everybody keep telling me how lucky I am

not sure about contract renewal

where I will be in 6 months

what my future will be

not sure about anything

it's like being a minor character of a mediocre videogame

somebody else decides what I do

the only leisure I still take is disbelief , both about dreams and reality

it's easy and it helps to survive

what happens doesn't affect me, simple as that

I'm sorry about today's meeting

I know it was important but..

no worries, just a delay

so, Moretti

you graduated in Maths

yes

Ph.D , research..

and me I never noticed all these precious potential

Dr. Moretti, what was your last project about?

a mobile phone cover in flavoured gum

cover in flavoured gum

changes colour with the weather

be honest, Moretti: do you hate this job?

no, no, by all means

I understand you

6 months contract if you are lucky

few possibilities

little money, no future

if job was interesting interesting at least...

Moretti

here it is written you are a number genius

I've got a master in statistic and predictions

so, if you are so good with number, scientifically

can you tell me the probability that we will extend your contract?

and what did you reply?

nothing

nothing ??? that guy wants to fire you.. and you keep silent?

he cannot fire me, before getting fired you must be employed

and when is the contract over?

in 20 days

but that's great news! we must celebrate: I take care of it.

no restaurants

I book a night patisserie where they make a beautiful chocolate pudding and zabaglione

yes but still.. how can I survive in a city which such costs?

only in the next 3 months I have:

rent to pay

heating, and pipes to fix again

do you want to know how much is on my bank account?

228.80 Euros.. in red

can you find any good side?

and the scrutiny for academic position?

all stopped... you know things in here

I know, I know

however I don't care any more, people here treat me as I were already dead

anyway thanks: great moment for you to retire

do you know about my chances in here?

none, I hope

even less

better

maybe I resist another month

then I may have to get back to parents

and where will you find someone to teach for free?

can I tell you something?

I cannot care less even about that anymore

in 3 months

I will be dead

and then you perfectly know that

you are the first

that doesn't want to leave this place

you stay just to be close to..

what's her name?

Valentina

ah yes, how is she? haven't seen her for a while

she's well, the more she works the happier she seems to be

it is me that I never manage to meet her

please, slow

I got 10 minutes only and it seems ages since the last time I have eaten

at what time do you finish? should I pick you up then?

no, it's ok. I'll be late today

again?

they will let me do a lobotomy, maybe

longitudinal, we will remove a pancreas

nice

the professor says hallo

thanks, say hallo to him as well

everything ok? you seem strange

are you looking at me?

all ok?

Matteo, be honest

sincerely

if we were meeting

and we knew about each other just now

what do you think

would happen?

Ronaldinho, Ronaldinho! Bad penality

which game is it?

Brasil-Andorra

again

and you Andorra

sure

do you know that it's impossible to win?

there is an algorithm in the software

I aim to 0-0

and Alessio?

he said he could not tell it before us, was ashamed..

his contract expired, he was penniless

he hoped in a miracle till the end

it didn't happen

he's back to his parents in Molise

this is the only time in human history

that people go back to Molise

don't worry, I calculated all

I speak to Maioli to get some time, work 5 evening out of 7 and find another housemate

and all will be sorted

they don't extend my contract, I'm out in 20 days

you never liked that job, you will find something more interesting, stimulating

Valentina left me

damn

careful

she says it's better we don't meet for a while

we should take a pause

to think about eh?

she says I changed, like if I burned out

and she's afraid we don't love each other anymore

and what did you reply?

nothing

great move

congratulations

Francesco, let's speak frankly

what am I doing here?

tell me

just a reason

you know what?

I go back home as well

what am I doing here anyway?

if I beat those b*st@rds you stay

if Andorra beats Brazil you stay

otherwise you go where you want

deal?

gooal

with head

Andorra 1 Brazil zero

hi sir

hope we haven't woken you up

what do we define "improbable"

almost impossible

which number do you think corresponds to something that won't happen almost for sure?

1/million?

1/billion?

Olsen intuition

is that in a finite time

much more than a million

or a billion events happen

so

an almost infinite number of events

most of them absolutely unpredictable

which mathematically means

that an impossible thing will happen

not only is very probable

it's certain

1/million probability happened

yesterday you were dead and today you are safe

do you realize how lucky you are?

like that, unexpected

yesterday evening that guy was quietly working in his office

and after half an hour he was already putting up boxes

so bye Randolfi

wow, it takes us three years to fix a landline but for the rest we are fast

in the last trimester we lost 2.5 point of market share

we are so close to the controlled management

you avoid this gesture please? it drives me nuts

cancelled press conference

on hold the presentation in Barcellona

media planning? on hold

all the work done is useless

market researches

Teddy

don't call it "Teddy", it's just a mobile rubber cover and cannot have a name

what's the problem with you?

yesterday you were dead, today safe and it seems you are sad about

a guy has just been fired, what should I do? a party?

what do you think it is going to happen?

they say in some days they'll start firing also permanent staff

hiring?

it's a lot if they extend our contracts

a useless, no, annoying miracle happened

they were about to fire me and they fired him

you see the probability of such an event?

don't know

3

3 what?

what kind of answer is that?

have you considered to restart smoking?

because I don't think quitting did you good

luck never happens

when it happens you should choose no?

sure, but can you tell me all at lower volume not to empty my cinema?

are you sure there's signal?

there is, if they call you there is

I've sent her a txt but no reply

maybe it did not arrive

do you know how many times it can happen?

no, how many?

anyway I should talk to her about the story I've changed

it is not true

she has changed, she's obsessed by work

should I call her?

excuse me, didn't she tell you meditation pause?

then we should take pause as well

to help us think, understand

ah, I spoke to Maioli

he gives us 15 days more to pay rent

have you told him about the floor?

are you crazy?

and if our neighbour below tells him?

don't worry, I have already thought about that

do you remember Polidori?

who was studying cinema with me?

he did a thesis on Spielberg

now he's a bricklayer

his uncle is from Bergamo, anyway

at the end of the month he will do for us the work for free

only pay for materials

we will have then found a new tenant and we can ask him a deposit

and they say I'm fool

maybe I found the new tenant

who?

you remember my office mate Faustino?

the guy who makes bracket sign while speaking?

come on, at least we know him

that's the point

his dad is rich and would solve lots of problems

no, we have already talked about, we got 3 rules

no women, no assholes, no fans of Inter

he's got 2 out of 3

but he could lend us the cash

ok we have 3 days to find someone with cash and larger brain than his tie knot

I know it's not easy

but you can choose

or you calculate the probability of finding him

or you help finding him

your choice

or

what?

plan B

no, no plan B

wait

we get to 21 scores

if you win, the room is for your friend

otherwise I choose the flatmate

Francesco, you are almost 30

when will you grow up?

to 15 scores?

what should be clear since the beginning

is that the new business plan

should not be seen as resizing

but as an opportunity

from the semester analysis the most worrisome data

is the market share loss

how long ago did he start?

20 minutes at least

not my fault

the metro was blocked

somebody committed suicide

good for him

is it going that bad?

a disaster

why?

you know who is that guy?

is one from ITM

temporary contracts performance on the last business plan is well below...

I knew it, they send home all of us

and worse thing is..

is to them that the company

decided to assign a very important communication project

the "aria" mission fulfils two primary corporate needs

capillary development

and environment protection

thus allowing positioning of signal repeaters in former unaccessible places

these antenna will then transmit and receive data in atmosphere..

just a curiosity, one of my statistics

am I the only one disgusted by this antenna?

I think you are

I also did not understand this story of individual projects

what is this competition, then they choose

and all the stories about team work?

it is meant to stimulate competitiveness, like in a race

who wins stay, others get fired

nice competition

that is the market and its rules

we have to be ferocious, heartless

Faustino, look at yourself

ferocious?

when you were a kid they called you "Chernobyl"

no eh? this is below the belt

I told you as a secret

nothing?

Valentina did not reply?

no she didn't, and?

maybe she didn't get it

what?

I checked

with our operator 1 over 300 SMS doesn't reach the destination

almost 0.33%

with the new antennas we will solve the problem

1/300 is a lot

hi Valentina, do I..

no, no I only wanted to know if you got my messages

1000? I sent 2 or 3

ok, listen..

as I am phoning can I tell you something?

I think you are wrong saying..

ok, it's not the right moment

yes

no, I am also quite busy

yes

it's ok

bye

nice eh?

yes

well..

haven't been here since long time

do you often come here?

it's my first time

third floor, sales office?

no

I bet you are from human resources

why?

I don't know you but you seem normal

and typically normal ones are from

human resources

and those from fourth?

are you admin?

impossible

than is strange one from administration who smokes

in fact I decided to stop, it's the last

me to re-start, it's the first

how comes?

if you come to us, you will realize

why? where do you sit?

marketing and development, 8th floor

really?

yes unfortunately

strange

you haven't the appearance of marketing

so, I don't look like a typical marketing idiot?

thanks

that's the best praise received in the last 6 months

then they weren't fantastic 6 months

well..

but they are about to be over

yes, they kick me out

kick you out??

for sure, at the end of the month

have they told you already?

no, but I would also fire myself

anyway, Matteo

Angelica

I'm not sure I understood

it's a sort of competition

who gets the best project stays, and others? boh

they will be hung to the plastic tree

no, no sushi

last time I puked and then I've got no money

explain me

this is the only historical period when sons are less healthy than fathers

and what do we do?

we eat sushi?

Valentina?

no SMS, no calls

as you said

inflexible

hallo

Beatrice, remember?

excuse me

can you please help me with these boxes?

I have downstairs a sofa chair that won't fit in the lift

I really could not carry it

excuse me, what the f*** are you doing?

Alessio didn't tell you anything?

tell what?

may have told your friend

the one with the playstation

told what???

that I live here

you live here???

for 5 months until end of teaching, then we'll see

300 euros per month and bills to share by 3

ah, it's not that you gave me a smaller room?

which room???

if the deposit is a problem

I've already given the money to my cousin

to who?

to my cousin

who is he?

Alessio

I understood, you are the playstation guy

no!

I'm really sorry

I didn't know my cousin is so bad

haven't met him since elementary school

how much he owes you?

ah, doesn't matter

how is your leg?

it's ok if I don't move it

now they should give you something

then I'll bring you to your parents, to be taken care

which area do you live in?

Todi

in Umbria

Todi???

71, who's got 71?

can I explain you at least, Vale?

I'm working

you'd better leave

left

I know what you think

don't think anything

bend it

anyway, not my business

how long have you worked in first aid?

2 years

every Thursday evening

the fact you don't remember should make you think

sorry Valentina but...

how did it happen?

it happened at home and..

at home???

well, home

he didn't even want to let me in, it was me that..

here

yes

ok, the leg is almost surely broken

we do radiography to see whether to operate

name, surname, address

we live together

she said we live together

you be more stupid?

ok Matteo

we go upstairs and talk to her

you cannot imagine Valentina's face

no, it's a good move making her jealous

in 2 days she will be here on her knees at 2 a.m.

say sorry and all will be ok

no, I don't want that

well even better so no 2 a.m. discussions

we are not up for that

could you go slower? for my arm

come on, we are there

thanks

really I don't know how to thank you guys

heavy eh?

no, it's ok

Matteo

I hope I did not cause problems with your ex (girlfriend)

I did not know

which ex? who told you?

did she tell you during radiography?

no, no was me thinking...

ah, she seemed to you...

no, you were wrong

there is no ex here

this maybe an ex-house

Alessio an ex-flatmate

an ex-floor

I may have an ex-job

but me and Valentina are not ex

clear?

rethinking pause

ok

I go to sleep

nice to meet if I won't see you tomorrow

sorry

I'd ask one more favour

slow down, I can't see

no, here trust me

yes, but you must turn

did you learn geometry notions?

geometry is useless for this

slow down, I can't see

you are there

ok

for anything call, we are here

thanks

she's pretty eh?

Francesco, she can't stay here

what? you want to leave her on a street with a broken leg?

do you want up and down every time she's got to piss?

sorry

I hear everything eh?

well, at least she's nice

perfect

it seems made for that

yes but the rule was "no women"

Matteo, please

what sort of rule is this about women?

I never understood it

ok, and money?

she's worse off than us

well, they offered me more shifts

i will accept and work 7 evenings a week

where is the problem?

do you remember our promise?

whatever happens

we should not become a$$h*les

do you know what I was thinking?

is it long since you installed Sky TV?

when is she leaving?

she'll stay at least until she will have the plaster

it's a pity, I almost got used to the idea of living there

even us

really

and then she's always at home

can you get me this? and that?

I do the same with my parents

is she pretty?

don't know, I cannot tell

cannot tell?? or she's pretty or she's not. Score?

Faustino, you are almost 30 and still rate girls?

yes

don't you do as well?

[reading Latin]

good

can you say it without staring at my breast?

what do you think about?

sorry

ok, restart

if the equation of sigma square is necessarily is less than n...

it demonstrates one but important thing

there are questions that allow only wrong answers

that's for your own good

it's written here "smoking kills"

the last one please

even you restarted

but I've got a good reason for

what's wrong today?

I've got only few hours left, I'm the first victim of that death tree

you haven't given the project yet

probably is the last time I see this terrace

it can't be so difficult

you are a Math expert?

use it

it's not "expert" but "worshipper"

the word used in University not to pay you

and then I can assure you it cannot work

why?

I love formulas and here you just have to demonstrate "true" or "false"

I'm the opposite of marketing

there

what?

the Scotsman got out of the toilet

so?

he rubs his hand, he's about to fire somebody

you are paranoid

look, like every time

gets in the office

sits

closes curtains

you cannot see now

but he is checking the list of permanent people

and when he gets the one

a phone rings

come to my office for urgent communication

and the company has one less employee

see? the Scotsman

first the toilet then the firing, pityless

kids! have said, don't run after eating

and careful to floor hole

I'm working

I'll tell Beatrice

Beatrice, Jacopo plays next to the hole

Jacopo!!! I'm angry and I'll tell your mum

I'll tell her surely

damn kid!

sir

sir

what's up?

I'm ill

really?

haven't seen you for a while

you always work

you too

I'm late in fact, I go

you didn't come yesterday

damn! the game

I forgot

are you there Saturday?

yes maybe

got to go anyway

in the pot there is the money for the rent

could you give them to Maioli?

I give him when I'll be back from work

bye

thanks

yes, yes

are you sure?

he says they've already chosen

so fast?

yes

you joking?

really?

are you sure?

yes, thanks

yes, yes, yes!!!

they have chosen mine, I've just got to print it

great Faustino!

I'm happy

so, the project we chose is that of Fausto Zaniboni

it's presented today in Barcellona, in the afternoon

and we want you to present it

me?

here some notes

on how to manage the communication

and the plane ticket

the project manager that you'll meet at the airport

will take care of the rest

clear?

no

if it is Fausto Zaniboni's project would't be right to send him?

I don't care whether it's right or wrong

I care about what is in our interest or not

so, what did he tell you?

nothing

got to go

what, has he fired you?

no

I'm really late, got to go

but are you back for a lunch together?

got to go

Faustino

sorry

well, I will eat by myself

Moretti

terminal 1, gate 5

in 20 minutes

how can you tell someone "go to Barcellona plane is in 3 hours?"

I haven't even got my toothbrush

we will fix it, trust me

trust you? the marketing director?

if I only think about the bull$h*t I told you...

well, indeed..

but you could have told me

you did not ask me

you said you were administration

I said I sit in administration

that is where they have put our team

which team?

marketing team

we are there until

we haven't solved the problem

problem? which problem??

I wanted to tell you, I was about to tell it

but then I thought

if I tell him I won't see him anymore

right?

so, let me understand: should I call you "boss"?

of course

5 euros a toothbrush?

that's crazy

don't you need a shirt?

sure I need it?

well, can you have meeting with the president

in your shorts?

come on, they are almost boarding

if you want I try again

it's the third time it gives error, maybe the card has a problem

the card doesn't seem to work

have you tried rubbing it on the sleeve?

yes, I tried and still says "cannot execute the transfer"

sorry

excuse me, can you help me and then I'll get you all reimbursed?

or is it a problem?

no, it's ok

thanks, he will pay

have you tried turning the card, sometimes it works

yes, I tried and says "cannot execute the transfer"

can I ask a question now?

why have you chosen me?

you said it

marketing is lying

and everything comes out of our mouth sounds like a lie

and from me instead?

last Thursday

you were giving a lesson at University on Gedel, right?

how do you know it?

well, I was there

you were there??

please put 10% of what I have seen you doing in that classroom

and this afternoon you will become their star

here's the formula

we'll take care of lies

and you will make them appear real

ok?

what did I tell you?

and you were the one who could not lie?

never told so much bull$h!t at once, believe me

I even had fun

me having fun in a meeting: incredible!

the president wanted me for a press conference and tonight for a dinner at the Olympic port

yes, but we cannot make it

why?

do you want the "real" or the "marketing" answer?

i woke up from the dream thinking police was there

and I heard knocking

who was it then?

was just the waiter knocking at the room door

and you? which is your weirdest dream?

I don't have so many dreams

it's impossible, everybody dreams

ah, yes, once I dreamt I was flying

ah, how?

how?

like superman, or levitating maybe

horizontally, normally swimming

nobody flies swimming

well, nobody flies

show me how you fly

what

come on

I jumped and..

ok, I understood

oh good

and..

do you want a lover?

a lover?

tomorrow we have to get up early

yes

goodnight

excuse me,could you call miss Garrone?

Mr. Moretti, miss Garrone left this for you

unexpected meeting in Berlin, I will call you ASAP

could you get me a taxi to the airport?

the cheque?

any problem?

no, it's no problem

I'll get reimbursed as I will be back (thiefs)

ah, you can't imagine how boring

meetings, blabbers..

together with old guys

anyway they really liked your project

ok, I know you should have gone instead of me

but the marketing director ordered me to go

and I made you save a lot

1300 euros in half a day

you should be thankful

do you know the cost of a taxi from Malpensa airport?

exaggerated

luckily I had the money for the rent

ah, do you know the reimbursing procedure?

hi Mark

I wanted to tell you about Barcellona

Angelica already did

it was good no?

yes but now I am bit..

no, no this

and not even that

and this really not

magazines and chanel

they were not mine but of Dr.Garrone

why give them then?