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LAST ONE

LAUGHING

LOL: LAST ONE LAUGHING SWEDEN

Let's all learn a TikTok dance.

I tore a muscle.

-For real? -I think so. I heard a click.

What if some bastard stood in a corner, smiling?

What if Robert stood in there, laughing?

-Fantastic. -In a chicken suit, giggling away.

Laughing like crazy at himself in a chicken suit.

"I'm so funny."

-Hi, am I interrupting? -On the contrary.

One still gets happy watching you guys from a distance.

-At a distance. -Yes.

You also appreciate the odor at a distance.

We have a card.

I've got it.

Let's all take a look.

REPLAY

-This was a good one. -Very strong.

You kiss him a bit.

But we saw it.

Yes. A little Judas kiss.

The kiss of death. I'm sorry. An applause. Well fought.

-Is that a curry hug? -Yes.

-Kurdy hug. -Bye, you guys.

-Good luck. -Don't hurt yourselves.

No, no, no.

-Go for it. -Bye!

-Kisses! -Bye.

Yes!

Now there are three left. Three curry smelling pastry smugglers.

Come on. Game on.

-Such torture. -Yes.

I'll go get changed.

-Okay. -I'd happily get changed.

-You need help? -The noodles are getting ready.

-I can wait a bit longer. -You want them all soft.

Yes.

-It smells strongly of curry and pastries. -Does it?

It's like an afterparty in hell.

Three people left. Bronze, silver, gold. The podium is there somewhere.

-How weak can you be? -Yes.

I'm too cakey.

How can you be that weak?

-Unfathomable. -Unfathomably weak.

Damn. That was the wrong way.

-You guys want one? -You shot it backwards.

It was a back shot.

-Now we're in three. Wanna celebrate? -Let's celebrate.

Yes.

-All for one and one for all! -One for all!

How can it take so much time?

-We were exactly synced. -Yes.

Me and Özz.

Why is your timing off? How hard can it be? It's confetti.

Just keep an eye on the arrows. There are two. Just...

Take one more. Do you have any more?

I have three more.

We have to crack them.

-It has to be right. -Yes. In life, timing is everything.

-We have to sync. -Let's sync.

-Let's go. One for all, all for one. -All for one.

What the hell, Per? How hard can it be? One, two, three.

-It doesn't get better than that. -No.

That's that.

-Thanks for this. -Thank you too.

Thanks for all the good laughter.

-Incredible. -So fun.

What do we think about what's happening in there?

Right?

It's not great. Time to raise the bar.

What do you say? I'll send in one of my stronger cards.

-Ankan! -Go, go, go!

Come on, Ankan! Make them work!

-Come on, come on! -Let me out!

We're rooting for you!

-I'm back! -Hey, buddy! You good?

-Damn, what a mess. -Yes.

I'll just go in here.

Yes, yes.

-White card! -Yes!

Here I am with these two legends, and then Eva is sending in my kryptonite.

-Now he's at his peak. -It will get tricky.

Ankan. It's so unfair.

-Now the show begins. -Come on, Ankan!

-Let's go. -You can do it, bitch.

This is nothing strange.

I've always been impressed by and loved...

You know who it is.

-Grynet Molvig. -Grynet.

A fantastic artist and singer.

The Scarlett O'Hara of Scandinavia.

I was sleeping, dreaming, and then it came to me like...

Like a voice, a threat, that told me,

"You must improve Grynet Molvig with something from the animal kingdom."

Now they're falling over.

Look at Özz! He's having difficulties.

Özz is having a hard time.

When the first picture fell down, it was slapstick perfection.

It looked so funny. I almost lost it myself.

And then...

You should know that it is under threat

that I choose to give Grynet a beak.

No, Per. They're all probably fighting it now.

This is a worse Grynet Molvig.

This is a lousy Grynet Molvig, but I'm under threat,

so I have to do it.

"So much beak, so little Grynet", you might be thinking.

-No. -I'll have to do another bird.

-So gross. -How are they not laughing?

-It's not possible. -Then I went for an owl.

This Grynet can hear what it's looking at.

This might be in the '70's when Grynet worked with Povel Ramel.

The owl was almost impossible.

There was something there with the face that looked so funny.

Imagine, Per. You're sitting at home when someone comes in.

A man, maybe.

He threatens someone in your family with a weapon.

"Grynet needs an improvement from the animal kingdom."

You think "owl". "No", says the man.

Birds don't count. I'll have a pig.

You say, jokingly, Grynet Molpig.

That won't do. You can't go for that.

You're stressed, so you go for an elephant. That's a nice Grynet.

It's unbelievable that they're not laughing.

This is a combination.

Now it gets funny.

-Yes. -It's so absurd.

It's not anything like Grynet Molvig, but we all want it.

That Grynet Molvig. You can't improve her.

-That's just briefly... -A big round of applause.

How can they resist laughing?

-They're worthy finalists. -Truly.

I get Ankan with his nonsense presentation.

I saw potential. It could have been funny.

How did they not laugh?

That was good. It had evolutionist meaning.

-Evolutionist? -Meaning.

His theories have meaning.

It's a powerful message.

You get disappointed. Ankan comes in with an evolutionist message,

and Özz and Robert don't get it.

They think it's all nonsense.

What message?

That Grynet Molvig is an animal.

You don't feel that this was special?

You're making this up.

You've never been stressed. You've never been threatened.

-I have had threats. -You have not.

-You have threatened others. I see that. -I mean that.

I understand threatening people.

What's your favorite threat?

Funny you should ask.

Here is Per's favorite threat. Listen closely.

Röngard Fåle.

-Röngard Fåle. -Röngard Fåle. Who's that?

-The old press secretary. -In what institution?

-The Dala-Demokraten. -Right.

Dala-Demokraten.

-We had a good time. -Is that Göran Greider's hair dresser?

That's correct. A lot of shampooing has been going on.

How delightful. Tell me more about the shampooing.

I really need a shampooing.

My first shampooing.

I have two people that I have to tolerate.

They're really amazingly funny, and I don't know what to do.

I'm just happy to be here for as long as I can.

-A young child... -Yes.

-has lied. -I hate it when they lie.

It's becoming clearer now.

-He had become a centaur. -A centaur!

We're joining forces. It's a fairytale.

Özz tried to join in,

but started to lose the gist of it, and then we raised the tempo.

I didn't get it when they went at it with the doll.

-A remarkable thing happened. A young... -Young...

-How young? -Between 12 and 30.

-Then the remarkable thing happened. -Yes.

We see that Özz is getting close.

We just need to keep going for a bit.

When Per gets in close to Özz, I'm thinking,

"Stay where you are. Keep looking. He'll burst now."

No. Then Per kisses Özz.

It dies.

Now I'll get a card.

Right.

The kiss really broke the magic.

-What's that? -Do you have two cards?

-I have two cards. -Yes.

Finally!

Finally!

"Make everyone fall asleep as you're screaming.

"Meanwhile, remove the kidney from a person without them noticing it.

"You also have neoliberal values.

"Your three minutes start now."

Sleep little baby

Soon everybody

Done. But no sick pay.

"You also have neoliberal values."

-He made it up in the moment. -That was good.

-That was close. -Now I don't have any more clothes.

We've had pastries and noodles. Why not spice it up with a banana?

Gave me a new smell.

Robert is so quick. "Scream, have neoliberal leanings,

remove a kidney."

He reads the card, registers it, solves it,

and makes a perfect sketch this quick.

That was really impressive. He is so quick.

Well, guys...

-Yes! White card! -White card!

Nice, Per! Come on! We want some action!

-Wonderful. -Out with someone now.

-Who do you think goes, Ankan? -Robert.

-You think Robert. Who do you think? -Özz.

-You? -Özz.

-Özz. -Özz.

-Özz. -Özz.

Per can also go.

You're right about that.

So tiny.

-Great. -Cheers.

-Weird. -I missed my mouth.

-I make mistakes. -You're an immigrant.

-I also have an accent. -Right.

Actually, my accent is from Uppland.

-People don't get that. -Okay.

-It'll pass. -Yes.

This idea hasn't been thought out.

I get very worried when Per grabs his white card. He's saved it.

Smart.

That bastard. I'm tired, I'm exhausted, and I'm becoming a "regular person"

who typically laughs at Per Andersson.

Now I'm one of them.

It's starting now!

He got it to work.

Disco draining

Disco draining

I said disco draining

What is this?

Disco draining

Join me.

-No, sit down. -Here we go.

-Come closer. -Yes.

Disco draining

Please, sit.

Disco draining

Disco draining

Disco draining

So crazy.

Disco draining

It's hard for me when it fails. The wheel doesn't start spinning.

Disco draining

It's a lot. A potter's wheel, a disco ball. He changed clothes.

And the damned thing isn't spinning. That's rough.

Disco draining

He had to be patient. He kept going for a while longer. Great.

Stay there.

It's broken.

-This is the best one so far. -Now it's peaking.

-It's the funniest thing he's done. Yes. -Yes!

-He's got something. -Something's going on.

Disco draining

Disco draining

Disco draining

The disco ball...

I can't. He's sick in the head.

Disco, disco, disco

Disco draining

Disco draining

Disco draining

Disco draining

Disco draining

Disco draining

Disco draining

Disco draining

Smoke machine. So funny.

Disco draining I said disco draining

Disco draining

Disco draining

Disco draining

I'm peeing in my pants.

Disco draining

Wait.

One second.

-That's great! -Really great! Amazing!

What an outfit.

-Unbelievable! -Bravo!

-Wow! -He didn't get them!

-You want to see more? -If you want to.

Disco train. My God, what is that...

He's so damn good.

He keeps at it and finishes it.

If the potter's wheel failed again, I would've been laughing.

It's so good.

I'll get changed.

Are you?

After this kind of a premiere, you're very tired.

I want to deal a card.

Now that you've been so good.

Now there are three left. I have to keep at it.

One needs to go.

So I'll use my black card.

-Is he eating a pepper? -That's hot.

It might be my only funny thing. That's just how it is.

My shirts won't work. My bra won't work.

Nothing works for me. This can actually succeed.

I want you to play rock, paper, scissors.

Best out of three. The winner gets the card and needs to do what it says.

-Best out of three. -One, two, three!

Winner.

One, two, three!

Winner.

How bad can you be?

-What game is it? -He won.

-Yes. -Don't you get it?

Wasn't it best of three?

-Yes, but... -You lost two.

-If I win two... -Then it's two to one.

-He already won two. -Not first to three?

-I want the card. -He'll get it.

-By all means. -I get it.

"Get everyone's attention." That won't be hard.

It's just us three.

"Share your most beautiful poems.

"Meanwhile, eat this chili."

-This is good. -Is it real?

To let Robert Gustafsson have a chili

and reading poems is asking for it.

It's like telling Usain Bolt,

"Let's run 60 yards." Okay.

"You are like the sun, my dear."

"With you, I have nothing to fear."

"You are what you are, and you become what you become."

"There are no thoughts."

Damn.

-Özz! -Özz!

-Oh, now! -Nastiest I've heard.

He took it!

Oh, my God!

Oh, damn.

Damn it.

That was well done. Damn, that was funny.

That was so damn funny!

It was so terrible.

You bastard.

What an incredible face. Like a baby being born.

Like he was coming out to meet his life.

He was all red and his face was all compact.

It was crazy.

It was brilliant.

It's just getting worse, damn it!

Right...

How are you, Robert?

-You okay? -Yes.

But it hurts.

We have three fantastic heroes.

We have a red card.

Let's see what it looked like.

REPLAY

It was nicely fought. It was fought for a long time.

-It's not possible. -That was clear.

-It's really not. -No.

-Damn it. -Such bad luck.

-Damn. -Well fought.

It was my own fault. It was good. Thanks, Robert.

Still, I'm among legends, so that's good.

Such a good challenge!

Two guys left.

-I wish you luck. Go for it! -Good luck.

-See you soon. -Bye, friends!

-Wrestling would be nice. -Or something.

Wrestling would be nice. I'll just put on my shoes.

Robert "Fucking" Gustafsson. He's so damn good.

He wouldn't have been a contestant if he didn't really want to win.

The dance just had to start.

It's all, "Who's the most crazy?"

There is a normal group of people and one crazy person.

A regular night in Per's life.

A whirlwind needing to be locked up.

Yes, I want to win.

Even if I come across as the most boring person ever,

it'd be worth it.

We can keep going for another six hours. Nobody surrenders.

I'm like Stenmark. I'm going to win this.

-Okay! We have two gladiators left. -Oh, my God.

It's so exciting. You ready?

-Yeah! -Yes!

-A wine walk. -A classic wine walk.

I have a sour stomach too.

Noodles, pastries, and a hot Indian dish.

And wine, beer, and water...

Do you wanna do it? Just stand here and look at all this?

Özz disappears and me and Per are just looking at each other and realize

that we're both here.

Who will surrender?

This is crazy.

A night at home.

Will you call Mom?

-Can you... -I'll call Dad. You call Mom.

Yes. I'll call.

"Nothing's happened."

-"We weren't there." -No.

We thought the key was for the summer home.

-We gave it... -To our friend.

He said, "Then I won't use it."

-No. -"I promise."

-Well, the cops weren't here at least. -The cops were here.

-They had the party! -Exactly.

I'll tell Mom that.

Everything else you hear is all made up!

Hi, everybody!

So damn tight.

How kind of you. I was about to die. Thanks.

That last part was awful.

-"Disco draining." -I was always close.

-Welcome home. -Thanks.

-Cheers, everybody. -Cheers. Well fought.

-An honorable bronze. -Yes.

Hi and welcome to the country music festival in Eslöv.

Yes.

It gets strange when it's us two.

It's a game of cat-and-mouse.

-We need portable potties for the band! -He did his shit.

We're trying each other out. We're testing improvisations.

It'll be two or three sketches.

-You don't have to give a shit. -It's cancelled.

We scan each other, looking for the tiniest cracks.

When a crack shows, you bite like a cobra!

Cancelled!

One minute left!

Only one minute left?

I had six minutes left! Damn!

-48 seconds. -Oh, my God!

Okay. Okay.

-You're breathing heavily. -What?

-You're breathing heavily. -Thanks.

It's cool.

-What? -It's cool that you breathe like that.

-I have COPD. -You have that?

My COPD is triggered.

-It's not cool? -COPD is not cool.

No.

When you're swimming

When you're swimming

In your boat

You have no pretentions

But

Make a head scarf of pastries my friend

I'm screaming "pastry head scarf",

and if I manage to make a pastry head scarf, and look up,

maybe that surprises Robert and he laughs.

Then I see that we have six seconds left.

Five, four, three...

Here is a pastry head scarf...

But I don't make it, and the competition is over.

He probably thought it was strange.

Did you get it?

Time's up.

It's up.

-It's up. -I won't hug you.

We've been here for six hours.

-Is that so? -Eva said that she gets to pick, right?

So she said. That's what she said.

-Right? -She said so.

So many hours!

Damn!

Dear friends. Thanks a lot.

I want to thank everyone who's been at it.

In these final seconds, we've watched two gladiators fighting.

They struggled.

And, inexplicably, have lasted six hours.

Thanks for the show.

Boogers, slime, pastries, wine, beer, noodles, and giggles.

It's been such a delight

to sit in my safe and dry room and watch this.

But all competitions must come to an end.

All games have a result.

I told you that I will decide who the winner is.

I'll choose a winner from who has fought the best and the most.

In this case, with my amazing racehorses,

it has actually been impossible.

I have decided that you must share the victory.

AMOUNT: 500,000 SEK

Unbelievable!

TO: CHILDHOOD FOUNDATION & SAVE THE CHILDREN

Bravo!

Damn, that's beautiful.

I suggest that you share the championship belt.

One week with Per for disco. The next with Robert and his chili poem.

What do you say? A big round of applause!

That means I'm in second place!

I came in second!

I came in second!

God, six hours later.

The best thing about this was that we were so many.

We were 10 comedians.

It's among the best things I've done.

It's crazy, it's funny, it's...

It's making new friends.

Shame, happiness, pride.

No idea!

Everything from headaches to happiness and sadness.

I went through the whole range of emotions.

I feel happy and relieved. And that finally I can smile a bit.

I don't get what happened. I have so many suppressed laughs.

I'll be laughing all night.

Daring to create so much entertainment during this time...

Is that something to be proud of? Yes.

It's hard to be funny without preparation.

I envy the people who can do that.

I'm probably better as a preschool teacher.

Or in the kitchen with Sussie.

Really funny and really tough.

I'm happy that I got to join.

It was a psychological experiment.

I remember the hug I got from Robert Gustafsson when I lost.

I'll take that with me.

You feel a certain gratitude about getting to join.

Everyone should get to join.

This adventure was the strangest thing I've ever done.

But also one of the funniest.

-You're still smelly. -I smell like pastry.

But it's been funny.

So-so.

So damn funny.

Magical.