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Well… This is it!

You're finally getting what you wanted.

Irene, he's going to war!

I'll be back in a couple of months, for sure.

Come on, give me a hug.

I'm moving to Madrid. College time!

Lucky guy!

Hi there.

I'm Alejandro Artieda and I have a place at this college.

So you're a freshman.

Yes… I've just arrived

Let's see…

Artieda, here you are.

Fifth floor. Room 237.

Your roommate is already here. He arrived about five minutes ago.

This year they've put all the freshmen together.

I'm Alex.

I'm Fer.

- How's it going? - Good.

You just arrived, right?

Yeah. Why?

So they haven't come for you.

Butane! Take these freshers to the common room

- Sir, yes, sir! - What are you looking at?

Don't you know you can't look me in the eye?

Look at infinity, Fresher.

So, you're a fresher and you're dumb?

- Don't you know where infinity is? - So what?

So funny…

We'll wipe that smile off your face.

Herrera, tell him where infinity is.

Look at where infinity is, Fresher.

That's where you look when we talk to you.

If you ever look a senior in the eye again

I will smash your face.

Look, dude...

I've told you not to look me in the eye, fuck!

Be careful, Fresher! Respect!

I want everybody in the common room in two minutes!

What's wrong with those guys? Are they crazy?

Come with me. I'll explain it to you.

Now go in.

If they see you here spying, it will be worse.

Freshers, line up!

Freshers, line up!

- Don't you hear? - Yeah.

Then reply "Sir, yes, sir".

Sir, yes, sir.

And now, line up, Fresher.

You gotta be kidding me.

Fresh meat, Herrera…

Loud mouth fresh meat.

Freshman… Assume the position!

Are you dumb?

Assume the position, Fresher!

Fresher Dickhead!

Show this dumbass how to assume the position.

What else do you need, Fresher?

- A map? - Assume the position, Fresher.

- Dude, look... - What did I tell you, Fresher? Respect!

Look at infinity!

And assume the position.

Hey, Quílez.

Having fun here?

With some cake and balloons, this could be a birthday party.

Are you kidding me?

You're gonna learn, Fresher.

You're gonna learn.

Or else things are gonna get worse for you.

Much worse.

Up!

Keep the position.

Fresher, introduce yourself.

Introducing the fucking fresher worm, Jesús Luque López,

from fucking Leon city at Madrid Technical University

studying a fucking Civil Engineering degree.

What is your name, Fresher?

Sir, Dickhead, sir.

- Why? - Because when get horny it turns read.

Fresher.

Introduce yourself.

Introducing the fresher...

the fucking fresher worm Fernando Garcia Abril

from fucking Logroño city at Madrid Community University

- studying a degree... - A fucking degree.

A fucking degree

- in Advertising and Public Relations. - No…

Advertising and "Pubic" Relations.

Pubic.

Do you have a war name, Fresher?

No.

It's "Sir, no, sir."

Sir, no, sir.

I think he looks like an Arab.

A filthy Arab.

Are you an Arab, Fresher?

Sir, no, sir.

We don't like Arabs at this college.

Your war name is gonna be "Dinghy".

Do you wanna know why?

Sir, yes, sir.

Because you stick hash up your ass when you hear the patrol boat coming,

Say it again.

Your war name!

Sir, Dinghy, sir.

Why?

Because I stick hash up my ass when I hear the patrol boat coming.

Correct.

You don't learn.

- Look at infinity, Fresher. - And assume the position.

How many times I gotta tell you?

Are you retarded?

Obey, fuck!

Introducing the fresher...

- Fucking fresher! - Again!

Introducing the fucking fresher Alejandro Artieda Millan

- from Zaragoza ci... - From the fucking city!

Start again!

Introducing the fucking fresher Alejandro Artieda Millan

from fucking Zaragoza city

at Madrid Community University studying a fucking Journalism degree.

Journalism?

Why did you choose that?

- Because I like writing. - You like writing?

He likes writing.

Can't you write looking at infinity?

Look to infinity!

Do you have a war name Fresher?

No.

Answer properly, damn it!

Sir, no, sir.

You're gonna be called McCoy.

When people ask why,

do you know what you'll say?

Sir, no, sir.

You're gonna say…

Because when my dick calls

I'm too shy to answer.

Say it!

Your war name, Fresher!

Sir, McCoy, sir.

Why?

Because when my dick calls

I'm too shy to answer.

From the top, Fresher!

Introduce yourself, Fresher!

- Introducing the fresher... - Fucking fresher!

Again!

- Introducing the fresher... - Fucking fresher!

Introducing the fucking fresher worm Alejandro Artieda Millan

- from Zara... - Fucking city!

Start again!

- Introducing the fresher... - Fucking fresher!

Are you an idiot? Do you never learn?

From the top, Fresher.

No! Enough of this shit!

I'm not taking it anymore!

You're gonna do what we tell you, McCoy.

We're gonna make sure of it.

This is just a warning.

But why would they do that to you?

That's impossible. There would be serious consequences.

Mom…

Are you sure, Alex?

It can't be, Alex, it's hard to believe.

Listen, I'm getting out of here.

- I won't put up with this shit anymore. - But, I just can't believe it.

Alex, hold on, your dad wants to talk to you.

Alex, listen, maybe you're just overreacting.

No, Dad! This is totally insane!

These guys think this is Full Metal Jacket!

Well, listen, hazing has always existed

but not like you're describing.

You think I'm lying? I'm telling you what happened!

Maybe… you're taking it too seriously?

I'm not, damn it Dad!

I know it sounds crazy but it's true.

Listen.

Go down to dinner, have a look around.

It's the first day. Maybe they're just dicking around.

I'm sure tomorrow they'll be good vibes.

Yeah. Fucking awesome.

Just try it! They're kids like you.

That place costs a fortune. They won't be juvenile delinquents!

They're like Nazis, Dad!

Come on! You can't chicken out on your first night away from home!

Just keep to yourself.

You're there to study and enjoy.

That said, if they come looking for a fight, you stand up to them.

Come on.

Your mom wants to talk to you.

Alex, sweetheart, are you okay?

Yeah.

Listen to your Dad.

If things don't get better tomorrow, call us and we'll decide what to do.

Okay, well, I'll talk to you tomorrow then.

Love you.

What's up? They don't believe you either?

They think I'm overreacting.

What shall we do?

Shall we go down to dinner?

Let's go!

Don't look at them.

The sooner we finish, the sooner we can go.

Fresher!

Fresher!

What was his name?

McCoy!

Are you dumb?

Look at infinity!

Don't you understand?

McCoy, we're out of water. Go get some more.

Look at infinity, damn it!

And bring us water!

Go fuck yourself!

I'm gonna be kind as it's your first day.

In this place freshers do what seniors tell them.

If I tell you I want water,

you bring it to me.

If I tell you I want food,

you'll go get it for me.

And if I tell you to suck my dick…

Guess what, Fresher?

McCoy.

My glass is empty.

You're getting to me, McCoy.

You got here three hours ago

and you still haven't learnt where fucking infinity is.

Assume the position, Fresher!

Introduce yourself.

Freshers McCoy and Dinghy!

You're gonna fuck up this year, aren't you?

You were gonna lock yourselves in?

Didn't you know that freshers can't lock their doors?

They wanna fuck with us.

A senior always has to be able to get into your room.

- It's for your own good. - Maybe you stink and need a shower.

Or you need a wake-up call so you aren't late for class.

We don't like lazy people here.

And now, go to sleep!

Switch out the light if you don't wanna lose your light bulbs.

And don't even think about locking the door!

Are you gonna lock the door?

Yeah.

What if we call home?

No way. If things don't change tomorrow,

I'll think of something.

Let's go, Fresher! Under the water! Into the shower!

Let's go!

McCoy.

You and me are gonna have a problem.

You never remember where infinity is.

Introduce yourself.

Come on!

Keep your belly on the floor!

Move that heinie!

Hurry up!

That's it. There you go!

Smother yourself good!

If you don't, you´ll have to eat it!

Move that heinie, Fresher!

Come on, Fresher! The watch!

- Your turn. - The watch.

The watch!

- The watch? - 1:51 a.m.

Very well, come on.

Smother yourself good!

Keep your belly on the floor!

Watch!

One fifty…

Keep your belly on the floor!

- Yeah! - Look at her belly!

Come on!

Keep moving!

Come on!

Keep moving!

You can do it, pretty.

Now, get rid of the tables, let's go!

Fresher Donut!

You gotta do some exercise

Come on, hurry!

- Let's go! - And now… Roll on the floor!

Quickly! Quickly or else you have to eat it!

Watch!

Come on! Watch!

1:57 a.m.

Now you! Just like everybody else!

That's it.

Fresher! Watch!

1:59 a.m.

Watch!

1:59 a.m.

Watch!

1:59 a.m.

Watch!

2:00 a.m.

Freshers!

I want this cleaned up in 15 minutes.

And everybody in their room.

And hurry up! You have class tomorrow.

What's wrong Fresher?

We help you to move in and you don't say "thank you"?

Don't look at me like that.

This is for your own good.

The mattresses were all full of bedbugs.

So we had to take them to be disinfected.

Tomorrow they should be okay.

That's all for today.

I'll be waiting for you tomorrow at 7 a.m.

outside your door.

No showers or washing though.

We must save water.

So don't go taking a shower tonight.

- But I have to... - Watch!

Didn't you hear, Fresher?

2:15 a.m.

Time for bed, don't you think?

Don't disappoint me.

And don't brush your teeth.

See you tomorrow.

I know it's pain in the ass,

but that bitch Gladys said so.

Hazing ends at the freshers' party.

And that's only in two weeks!

Two weeks, Susy!

And next year it's payback time for us!

Cool!

Don't worry, if it gets really bad

I'll protect you!

Freshers, tell me your schedule.

Your schedule.

What time do you have class?

I start at 8:00 a.m.

8:00 a.m.

And when do you finish?

About 5:00 p.m.

I have one until 7:00 p.m.

All right.

So about 7:30 or 8:00 p.m.

you'll be here.

That right?

I'm gonna keep an eye on you, Freshers.

You gotta fit in.

Or you're gonna have a rough time.

I'll take care of you.

What time is it?

10:00 p.m.

They're gonna kill us.

So what?

More time we spend here, less time we spend there.

They're gonna fuck with us whatever we do.

Yeah, but that guy wrote down our schedule. He'll be waiting for us.

He's gonna kill us.

We're closing, guys.

Hey! They're here!

Doing some overtime, McCoy?

You'll pay for lying.

If you tell me you're gonna be here at 8:00 p.m.,

you don't arrive at 10:00 p.m.

You have to inform me.

Or maybe you're trying to avoid hazing?

Don't you know that this is all for your own good?

So you can fit in

and make friends

Open up!

Go get the key!

- We're gonna kick your ass, McCoy! - You're a dead man.

McCoy!

You know the rules.

You have to open the door to a senior.

Open up!

McCoy, stop this bullshit and open the door!

Fresher!

Stop fucking around and open this fucking door right now!

No!

Motherfucker.

If you don't leave, I'm calling the police!

McCoy…

You're luck has run out.

How many laps?

Five!

Around the whole campus?

Come on, Donut! It was nothing!

Fresher…

I know what it's like when people make fun of your weight.

You don't have that problem anymore, but you did before, right?

- I'm gonna take a shower... - Donut!

You feel a lot lighter now, don't you?

Make sure you wash behind your ears.

There's inspection afterwards.

Watch Fresher!

2:30 a.m.

You do all the clothes from the second floor.

I want it properly done, right?

Or you know what will happen? You'll clean all the toilets with a toothbrush.

And I need this ironed for tomorrow, okay?

Watch Fresher!

2:31 a.m.

When is it?

The freshers' party in a couple of days.

And after that, hazing stops, right?

I don't know.

I don't know what to say.

I know.

Try to hold on a little longer. It's only two days.

If things don't improve,

you come here and we find a solution, okay?

Okay.

I gotta go, break's over.

All right. Love you.

Bye.

McCoy, sucker!

In addition, you have to be able to classify the item

and differentiate it from the others in the same newspaper.

Today is the day.

It's great!

Isn't it?

Watch Fresher!

3:15 p.m.

This dress is for church on Sunday, not for the freshers' party.

This one is for you.

I'd say it's your size.

This is a tradition that's been going since forever.

Do you think it's gonna disappear just because you two don't like it?

I don't care. I just want them to leave me alone.

The other freshers deal with hazing, end of story.

They fit in, fuck it.

Sure. But I don't care if I fit in.

This is for your own good.

I'm telling you, if you come to the party, nothing bad will happen to you.

Sure!

Nothing!

The only thing that'll happen is you'll get drunk and meet girls.

Girls from other colleges are coming.

This party was invented to get you laid.

I don't buy it, dude.

If you come with me, I promise I won't let anything bad happen to you.

No hard feelings tomorrow.

Seriously, you'll thank me later.

You are guaranteed to meet chicks.

Come on!

McCoy, buddy.

This is my friend Gladys.

She has a bunch of fresher girls

and I'd like their phone numbers.

Wouldn't be such a bad thing for you either.

See if you can get a few for me.

Let's go, Fresher!

Go get five numbers.

Or else you'll have to go through baptism.

Dinghy.

Freshers!

If you're here, then you're not doing very well.

This is called "the baptism".

So, you have go to every bucket in the circle

and put your head inside.

At the same time, you have to sing a lullaby.

So, Dinghy, you first.

You can start with this one.

What are you waiting for? A formal invitation?

Dildo Fresher, your turn!

See how the fish in the river drink

That's a Christmas carol, dumbass.

You let me down, McCoy…

You didn't even get a single number.

Your turn.

I told you, you would have to do the baptism.

What's wrong, Fresher? You forgot to sing.

The tale of a snake Who came down from the mountain

Who came down to the flats

What now, freshers? You look like shit!

Everybody to the fountain to take a wash!

Let's go freshers! We can't have dirty people!

Come on freshers! Let's move!

- That is disgusting! - Hey!

Hey! You're not going to duck out!

- What are you doing? - Let's go!

654-321-159.

- What? - That's my number, dummy!

So?

Did they take it too far?

Well, it wasn't exactly easy,

but I managed.

I was thinking about coming there to help you to find somewhere else.

I was thinking about staying

a few days or a few weeks…

Are you sure?

Yeah.

I'm gonna stay a couple days and

see how it goes.

All right, okay.

If that's what you want…

Yeah, let's see if it works out.

I gotta go, okay?

Love you.

Love you.

The power of attraction.

Yeah, but I got her number!

We need to talk about what happened the other day.

What you did,

calling the police…

That was not nice.

That was a mistake.

The freshers' party is over,

but if you think that hazing is over,

you're wrong.

There will be consequences.

Bastard.

Well, well!

I was just walking past…

Yeah, sure.

It's better than texting, right?

I had a list with all the bus schedules

leaving my hometown.

- Really? - Yeah.

I didn't care what time of day or night,

I've been dying to get outta there since I was 15.

It was the same for me.

I bought a map of Madrid

and I learnt all the street names by heart.

Really?

And let me guess…

You haven't been downtown yet.

No.

We'll have to fix that.

I came this close to staying in my hometown and studying there.

- No! - Yeah!

The girl with the bus schedule collection?

I had a friend…

- I see, a friend… - A short-term thing.

Well, it was more of a fling.

Yeah, okay.

- Okay! He was my boyfriend! - Okay…

He was three years older than me but it was always the same.

And he was so pompous!

Whenever we went to his place,

we had to straighten the tassels after we stepped on the rug!

Once is mom noticed

that the tassels in his bedroom were all messy.

You should have seen how she yelled at him!

So, I made up my mind.

I dumped him,

I applied for college,

and here I am!

That's great.

I gotta go. Sorry.

Let's do this again sometime.

And remember I have a cell!

Missing something?

A little to the right.

A little to the right. That's it!

We've been doing this for years.

We know what we're doing.

You found that door.

But you'll never find the closet.

No way.

Maybe now you will finally stop dicking around.

A lot of people have studied at this college.

Important people in our country.

The political elite,

bankers, businessmen.

They all studied here.

It's not a coincidence.

It's a tradition.

Where would we be without traditions?

Hazing is a tradition.

It's something you have to overcome if you want to become a man.

If you want to be a somebody.

Just like everybody else who ever studied here.

My uncle once gave me some advice.

Those who make it in this life

are the ones who know how to roll with the punches

and hit back when their time comes.

That's the spirit of hazing.

But you guys still don't get it.

No more police.

I don't want to find out you've been doing that again.

And clean this up, damn it.

Keep things clean.

I WANNA CUT CLASS AND GO INTO CENTRAL MADRID. WANNA COME WITH ME?

ME TOO. I REALLY WANNA GO WITH YOU.

THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

TOMORROW?

SURE! AT 11 A.M.?

OKAY HANDSOME.

SEE? IT WASN'T SO HARD

Watch Fresher!

11:57 p.m.

It was cool, huh?

See you.

Call me

or text me…

If you want.

Yeah.

Wait a second, he's here.

What did you say you were gonna do for your next one?

I'm gonna do the same as you.

It sounds awesome.

Well, get copyright then.

We'll have to think of a way to pay you.

You know, your author's rights.

She kissed you?

Yeah, man!

Lucky bastard!

McCoy.

Come with me.

Fresher.

How you doing?

Can you hear it, beautiful?

How are you?

Can you hear it?

Fresher!

Watch Fresher!

12:35 p.m.

It's time! Gimme the cell!

Don't you go complaining, Fresher.

He's wearing pajamas and everything. You're both have the same conditions.

Who?

Estévez!

How is our Romeo doing?

Here's he. Under Quilez's bed.

Ready for bedtime, like a baby

McCoy?

I thought you were a romantic.

Isn't he under your bed?

No… I'll reserve that honor for others.

I'd prefer somebody else's company when I sleep.

Sure. But I'm more about pajama and blanket.

Not quite your thing.

- Oooh Estévez! - Shut up!

McCoy!

So, on to business.

Both love birds are under the beds, right?

HAVE THEY REALLY TRAPPED YOU UNDER THE BED TOO?

You copy my hazing idea and not even "thank you"!

Be patient.

Maybe there will be a surprise when you least expect it.

See you.

YEAH… ROMANTIC, ISN'T IT?

Fresher!

I need to talk to you later.

You know Gladys? She's mine.

Wake up, Donut!

Guess who gets to sleep on the floor tonight?

I used to be scared of everything too, Fresher.

The shit they did to me at school scared me real bad.

But that doesn't change anything.

And tonight you sleep on the floor.

I've had my eye on him for a while now.

His called Diego, Diego Estévez.

Last year he didn't even look at me

but you see how things have changed?

Get off your cell, McCoy!

Turn it off or it's going in the toilet.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS!

SHE'S INTO THAT SENIOR, ESTÉVEZ.

Fresher!

Extra points if your Romeo gets me good information.

Information?

Yeah, information.

Not like where he's from or what he studies, I know all that.

He's from Valladolid and he studies Economics.

And he's a famous womanizer!

I wanna know what he likes.

Which team he supports,

what kind of music he likes.

If he has a…

What? Stop it!

The main thing is,

does he have money?

Does he have money?

Hell yeah, Fresher, I wanna know if he has money.

And don't fuck around. You don't have a choice.

I know he has money.

I wanna know how much.

SHE'S CRAZY. SHE WANTS TO KNOW IF HE'S RICH.

BITCH

If your Romeo gets information for me

there'll be good things for you.

Now, get to work. I'm sure you can convince him.

UNBELIEVABLE! SHE TRAPS ME UNDER A BED AND NOW SHE WANTS MY HELP

THIS DUDE IS GONNA BREAK THE BED AND CRUSH ME

CAREFUL HE DOESN'T WET THE BED

HAHAHA

I REALLY WANNA SEE YOU

ME TOO…

WELL I DON'T

I'M DYING TO SEE YOU

I WISH WE WERE TOGETHER NOW

IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES, IT'S LIKE WE'RE UNDER THE SAME BED

- Guess what? - Woah! What are you doing here?

The Zoology teacher was a no show, so I don't have class.

So I thought I'd drop in to see what's going on in Journalism.

- Well… - And we can get lunch. It's on me.

- Oh really? - Yeah.

But it's not just any old place, it's paradise!

Okay!

Good morning.

So, the headline of today's lesson…

We'll be talking about headlines!

What kind of information

do these headlines communicate

about the newspaper and the company that manages it?

What is it saying to us?

Any ideas?

What kind of degree is that?

You just read newspapers the whole time!

Well, that's because it's Journalism!

Oh, sure. If I knew I'd just be reading the paper in every class,

I'd totally have chosen that degree!

No whales, no nothing!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Um… There it is!

- There? - Yeah! Come on!

- Will you let me read something? - No way!

Come on man! Don't be so stubborn!

I bet you've hooked up so many times with this whole "I'm a writer" thing!

You're kidding, right?

I've only had one girlfriend

and I never got past first base.

- I just meant... - It doesn't matter!

Well, if you won't let me read anything, I'm gonna drink your beer.

I'll go order another.

Okay.

Mm, I like this waiter.

I wanna do it all.

To experience different things, see other places…

I'm so happy to be in this city.

And I'm so happy to have found you.

Alex… I spoke with Herman and he told me you can stay

for a couple nights at his place.

You remember him?

Yeah, I know him.

I can come to Madrid and help you find another place, an apartment.

But Mom…

Alex, the door thing is unbelievable.

HANDSOME

And making you sleep under the bed…

Mom, tell Herman I said thanks,

but I'm gonna stay for now.

It's not such a big deal now.

I really don't understand you.

I know Mom, I must be crazy. Don't worry,

if things get worse, I call you and I'll go to Herman's.

For now, I'm wanna stay.

- Okay? - Okay.

Maybe there's something you're not telling me.

You think I don't know you?

What's the rush, McCoy?

Can't you see I'm not finished?

What time is it, McCoy?

It's half past nine.

Get ready.

It's party time.

EMERGENCY EXIT

Room service?

Donut! Right hand blue, left hand red.

Your foot, Susy.

Your foot! Be careful!

Watch Fresher!

12:15 a.m.

Drink!

What are you looking at?

In the middle!

Right hand red!

Left hand blue.

Dinghy! Your turn!

Fresher, it's your turn.

Right hand red.

Left hand yellow!

Left foot yellow

You can lean on me. No!

I've got plans, you know?

Plans?

For the freshers, I don't know what you were thinking.

Maybe for us too, but…

But first we get rid of these guys.

Guess how many freshers fit in one like this

and guess how many of these I've prepared.

I want you to know that I've been into you since last year.

And you never noticed me.

I'm all yours.

You're an asshole.

You really turn me on, Herrera.

Shh, not so loud.

Say my name.

Rogelio.

- Are you serious? - Hey, um, how…

Let me, Rogelio…

How long are we gonna stay here?

You heard… All night long

- What are you doing? - You tell me.

It's a cartoon of a cat, so what?

How about you? Checked boxer shorts?

Did your mommy buy them?

Yeah. So what?

You're such a baby.

How old are you? 15?

Shut up. Hey!

What are you doing?

Hey, don't you dare!

- Don't you hit me! - What are you doing?

- No! - What's up?

No. One second.

- Fuck. I'm sorry. - It's not that…

I just wanna know that we're both here 'cause it's what we want.

Not because we're stuck here.

I mean… not because of hazing but because we want to.

Of course. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

I want to be here… with you.

Hold on.

What?

It's just that…

Remember I told you… that I only ever had one girlfriend?

And she didn't let me…

She didn't let me get past first base?

- What's up? - Nothing.

I try to be honest with you and you…

- Alex. - Really?

- Alex, listen to me. - Unbelievable. Fine.

- Fuck. No. Leave it. - Alex! Okay…

Remember I told you I had a boyfriend?

Yeah. The guy with the rug and the tassels in his bedroom.

He was a weirdo.

Well…

I only ever let him

get to first base.

We're both new to this.

The first time I saw you,

I thought you were an ass…

You asked for my number,

but I refused to give it to you, big shot.

I wish

you'd insisted,

because I wanted to give it to you.

I went to the Faculty of Economics once

and I saw you… Somehow I just knew you studied there.

Hey… erm…

I should go get my boys before morning.

It's daytime already?

Hey!

It's just… I've been waiting for this for a long time

and I loved it.

Thanks!

Dinghy! What the hell are you doing?

- Are you presentable, McCoy? - No!

Be at the fire escape in ten minutes.

McCoy?

I don't like it either.

- Dude! I don't believe it. - Nothing at all?

Look…

I don't like her and she doesn't like me.

Not everyone is lucky enough

to be trapped with the girl you're into.

-Hey, it wasn't my fault -Sure…

It was Estévez and that senior girl…

Gladys.

Excuse me?

Fresher, I'm sure you have better things to do.

Why don't you go to class? Go on, move!

I've been looking for you, Fresher.

- For me? - Yeah, you.

- Your girlfriend, Watch Fresher… - Carla!

Carla.

She asked you to get me information

but it's taking too long. So, I've come straight to the source.

Estévez…

I need information.

He's not answering me.

Since a couple hours ago?

Focus, Fresher! Background.

- What? - Come on! History.

I need to know about his ex-girlfriends, past flings…

What he likes, what he doesn't like…

I need to know everything. You understand?

And in exchange?

What exchange?

All right, Fresher.

State your terms.

I need a female perspective.

This one?

Leave that there.

And come with me.

Holy shit!

You're a good boy.

You don't want to buy her just anything.

What about this one?

This one is very chic.

What about this one?

No.

Are you interested in something like this?

This one!

This is the one.

She studies Biology. She loves dolphins.

Okay! There you go.

This one?

I'll do what I can.

He's a senior and I'm only a fresher,

but I'll try.

You'll find a way.

Some girls are lucky.

Now?

No.

Now?

Now.

Open it, come on.

It's been one month

since we first met.

The fountain? It's today.

It's beautiful.

I…

Nobody's ever done anything like this for me.

What's wrong?

What?

What's up?

Nothing.

What?

I love you, dummy!

I was wondering if…

I was wondering if we're gonna go to the girls' dorm again sometime?

What's up? Can't you go see your girlfriend without us?

Is not that.

I was thinking of another girl…

What are you getting at, McCoy?

It's Gladys.

She asked me to get information about you and…

Well, I think she just wants you to talk to her.

Are you fucking with me, Fresher?

I don't want any trouble.

I just…

Are you fucking with me?

You can't look me into the eye.

Look at fucking infinity!

Look at infinity! Fuck!

See this blonde, Fresher?

Go fuck the blonde!

Are you deaf?

What's up? Don't you like girls?

Are you gay?

If you can fuck the brunette, you can fuck the blonde!

Fuck the blonde you asshole!

Bring Dinghy!

Dinghy, fuck the blonde!

I did you a favor by getting you into your girl's pants

and this is how you repay me?

I have been good to you.

But remember who's in charge!

You will do as I tell you.

And you'll never

stick your nose in my business again.

Have I made myself clear?

And now…

Fuck the blonde.

Alex?

I left, Mom.

I couldn't take it anymore. They're a bunch of assholes.

Calm down.

Don't panic.

Where are you?

At the station.

Wait there, okay?

I'm calling Herman right now.

Alex…

Please be careful.

Don't worry, Mom.

Everything will be fine once I get out of here.

Hey! Alex?

Hi, I'm Herman.

I'm Carmen, nice to meet you.

You've grown up!

Last time we saw you, you were like this big.

Long time.

Let's go to the car. I'm parked just here.

I've left the dorm…

Why? What happened?

I'm going to my parents' friends' place.

I'll call you later and we can meet.

This is your room.

You've got fresh towels in the bathroom.

- If you need anything, just ask. - Thanks

Your parents are good friends of ours.

We haven't seen them for a while.

Well, we'll call them later, okay?

Make yourself at home. We'll be in the living room.

- Thank you. - It's all good.

Staying with my parents' friends is just a temporary arrangement.

As soon as I can, I'm gonna find an apartment, a shared room, whatever.

I'm not coming back.

I'll help you find somewhere if that's what you want.

We'll find something.

I'm sick of this!

I've put up with all the hazing shit

but enough is enough.

You put up with them shoving you in the shower,

the way they talk down to you, you slept under their bed.

What have they done now to piss you off so bad?

He said, "Fuck the blonde."

And that's why you're so mad?

He said, "If you fucked the brunette, you can fuck the blonde too".

Am I the brunette?

What the hell is he trying to say?

You told him?

What can I tell him that he doesn't already know?

They locked us in the closet,

it's not hard to imagine.

I can't believe it.

And the asshole thinks he did us a favor.

He said something like…

I had to thank him for getting me into your pants.

What do you mean "getting into my pants"?

I don't know, that's what he said.

You planned the whole thing.

The party, the closet…

All that stuff…

You planned it together…

as if it were hazing

so you could sleep with me.

You don't understand.

He thought he was doing us a favor.

A favor?

I don't know!

He wanted to get into bed with Gladys

and maybe he thought he was doing the same for us.

So everything is thanks to him, right?

No, Carla. You're not listening to me.

I am listening to you and I don't like what I'm hearing!

You've misunderstood!

I understand perfectly!

This guy knows you like me…

and he sets everything up to make it easy for you, huh?

And the whole Gladys story and you're all mixed up in it

you have to admit it's weird.

This is not about Gladys. That came after.

I should have told her "No".

But she helped me out…

Helped you out with what?

I told her

I'd talk to Estévez if she helped me

to buy you a gift.

I'd never bought anything like that.

I didn't know what I was doing.

So, she bought my bracelet?

No.

She chose the store.

I chose the bracelet.

And…

she lent me some money… to pay for it.

You don't get it.

I didn't have enough money, and she just lent me a little.

I said I loved you.

I said I loved you and you said nothing.

You gave me the bracelet and you didn't say anything.

And she bought it.

- No, Carla, look… - Leave.

- Go! Please, leave! - What's wrong?

I want you to leave!

Go!

Carla, listen! Talk to me, please… hear me out!

Just open the door.

This is just a misunderstanding..

Talk to me!

Are you a total idiot?

I'm fucked if they find you here.

I just wanna talk to her.

- She's mad at me... - Wake up! It's your fault.

Estévez texted me.

Do you know what he said?

No.

He said he's not interested in me.

Thanks a lot, Fresher. You're a fucking genius

We didn't know where…

Are you okay?

Guess you're tired…

Go get some rest.

Tomorrow we'll…

Not that way. I locked it earlier.

You've gotta use the door.

Why don't you just wait until Monday?

I'll come to Madrid and speak to the manager and we collect your things.

It's easier that way.

What if something happens?

I grab my stuff quickly and leave. That's all.

And I'll be out of there.

Are you sure?

They're all at a freshers' party in the park.

No one's in the dorm.

And what about the manager?

I'll talk to him.

Mr. Ramírez.

A student, well ex-student, who wants to talk to you.

Ex-student? He looks so young!

He's a freshman, sir. He's come to pick up his things.

Would you mind giving us some privacy?

Come on, Dinghy! Up!

Come on! Your chin! Get it up there!

Touch it with your chin or it doesn't count!

What's the problem? Do you get it in the ass or something?

You've eaten too many muffins and donuts and cocks!

You've been living it up, Fatty!

I can tell!

Only three, Dinghy? I expected more from you.

Come on, you know what's next.

I don't know what to say.

You don't need to say anything.

I'll collect my things and I'm gone.

You understand that you won't get any money back?

You can keep it.

If I may say…

The elite of this country studied here.

I studied here.

Hazing is a tradition.

Some seniors take it too far, perhaps…

There's always one or two.

So what?

It's not such a huge deal.

- Open your mouth. - Open up!

- Stop dicking around. - Come on, Dinghy!

Drink it up!

- All of it! - Come on!

- Come on! - Drink it!

- Wooh! - Come on, Dinghy!

What the hell are you doing?

Don't puke on me!

- Come on! - Open up!

Yes!

Drink it!

Don't you like it?

What's wrong? Don't you like it?

Hey? What?

- Tasty, huh? - Just a little more…

Come on!

Cool, huh?

Let me see…

Have you all brought lipstick?

Right, here's what we're gonna do.

You see that group of guys over there?

Do you see them or not?

You go over to them,

and you paint somebody's lips.

And once you've done that,

he should kiss you.

Where?

Anywhere, Fresher.

But make sure we can see it.

The one who paints the most lips wins!

Go ahead!

Let's go, Donut.

Let's get moving!

Hopefully they kiss your booty, Fresher! Go!

What do you think they want?

What a bitch.

If you put some lipstick on, you can kiss me wherever you like.

If you let me paint your lips,

I'll let you kiss me wherever you like.

What do you want, Fresher?

Have you lost your mind?

What the hell is wrong with you?

- Diego, I... - Gladys, shut the fuck up!

You've done enough.

Ask me what time it is.

I'm Watch Fresher, right? Ask me what time it is.

Watch Fresher…

Go fuck yourself.

Why so shy?

Gladys!

Fer, I'm leaving right now…

We have to get her inside. Keep the area clear!

Where are you taking her?

Are you a relative?

I'm her boyfriend

All right. Get in.

I'm sorry.

Get back, please!

Get back!

Back, please!

I loved it.

What?

The bracelet.

There's something I gotta tell you…

Before we met, I'd already noticed you.

You were walking with a friend and…

And I thought

that instead of all the hazing shit

I wished…

I wished that it was me walking with you.

You saved me.

I love you.

How is she?

Fine.

What about you?

I read your letter.

Weren't you gonna come when they were in class?

No.

Your girlfriend put on quite a show today, McCoy.

How is she?

Just fine.

She'll walk again.

You're not holding a grudge because she kissed me, I hope.

In the end, it was all her.

What?

Didn't you know?

In her defense, after kissing me

she spat in my face.

So whatever it meant…

It wasn't love.

You and I

still have one unresolved issue.

Fuck the blonde.

Then you can leave. Olved issue.