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(Lynn) Lovey.

-(pensive music playing) -(Lynn) Who's Alice?

(Alice) Look, I'm sorry I called you, Jack.

My mum passed away on Thursday of cirrhosis of the liver,

brought on by a lifetime of me dad.

Do you want to tell me why you dread

seeing your dad so much?

-(Randall grunts, chokes) -(Jack) Randall.

(Jack) Somebody call an ambulance, please.

Randall. Randall.

(news reporter) Randall H Long was the widower of Agnes Long...

(Lynn) Alice.

We'll agree to the higher payment if you agree to shared custody.

My client's daughter is not for sale.

What does that mean?

(Yvonne) Shared custody is not in Celia's best interest.

(whispers) She's the most beautiful thing

I've ever seen in my life.

It is very nice to see you so happy.

I mean, I wish I understood it better, but...

-(Celia babbles) -(mutters)

-Shh. -How is she?

-(yells) What are you doing? -Whoa, what the fuck!

-(Celia cries) -Why would you do that, Jack?

(Jack) You're okay.

My dad used to come into me room when I was a kid.

He used to wait until my mum was passed out drunk.

I really thought by now that it would be different, Jack.

-(background chatter) -(Alice) I love you.

But we don't have a future together. You know?

(birds chirping)

-(music concludes) -(gentle music playing)

(footsteps thudding)

-(breathes deeply) -(music continue playing)

(inhales deeply)

-(phone line ringing) -(breathes sharply)

(Alice over phone) You got it?

(inhales sharply) No, I'm calling by coincidence.

You all right?

Arnold Circus, half an hour, please.

(breathes deeply)

(birds chirping)

-(music concludes) -(footsteps approaching)

(breathes shakily)

-I don't know where to begin. -(siren wailing in distance)

I wanna hear everything you have to say so...

I'll stay here all day if that's what it takes.

(breathes sharply) I suppose the first words

out of my mouth should be, "Congratulations, Alice."

"I'm very happy for you,

and I wish you nothing but the best."

I think that's probably required by law, actually.

But there ought to be a limit

on how much you can treat a person like shit

and still expect to hear that.

Well, yeah. You don't have to be gracious.

There's no danger of that.

How could you not tell me in person or call me at least?

I thought this was very difficult...

that you wouldn't want me to be party to it.

And I thought this was...

easier for you.

No. You thought it would be easier for you.

Yeah, maybe that too.

Okay, then why didn't you write me a letter or send me a text

or a fucking homing pigeon with a note tied to its foot?

(softly) I did try to write.

It's just not my strengths.

After everything that's passed between us,

I just can't imagine anything more callous or cowardly.

Okay, clearly I handled it in the wrong way.

You're so many things,

but until today, you've never been ugly.

This was never gonna be good news.

No matter how it was delivered, you know.

I would've bet anything that you still cared enough for me,

just as a person,

that you would treat me with compassion and respect

and not send a fucking, just an invite in the post.

I thought that I was doing that.

-Jack, it's been two years. -Two years? Two hundred years!

If you have somebody on their knees in front of you,

you don't leave them waiting there. You help them up!

Two years ago, you said that you were all fucked up

and that you'd always be alone.

Would you prefer if that were the case?

No.

But you said if you could be with anyone, you would be with me.

-Yes, I did. -Yeah, that was just bollocks.

-Clearly. -None of it.

Well, then how did we get here, Alice? What happened?

I fell in love.

(Jack gasps)

(sighs)

Life just stuns you, Jack...

even when you think you know everything.

Mm-hmm.

And I know how much this is gonna hurt you,

and I'm so sorry for that,

because I... that's the last thing that I wanna do.

But you keep doing it.

You fell in love?

-Yeah. -(Jack sighs) With someone else?

-Yeah. -And out of love with me.

-It's different. -What... What does that mean?

This is different to that.

How is this different from that? In love is in love.

It's unfettered and it's uncomplicated.

No, don't make it sound fucking fancy. Just say it.

Say what a billion people say every day.

Say I met somebody and I moved on.

(voice breaking) I met somebody and I moved on.

(melancholic music playing)

Okay.

Is this the way you wanna leave it?

That's everything I have.

Congratulations, Alice.

I'm very happy for you, and I wish you nothing

but the best.

(traffic humming)

-(grunts) -(punches thudding)

(Paul) "Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying,

-but unconquering whale!" -(indistinct chatter)

"To thy last I grapple with thee! From hell's heart I stab at thee!"

(Jack grunts)

"For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!"

-"And thus, I drop my spear!" -(grunts, pants)

Good, good, good. Good.

Thank you. That was a supreme act of friendship.

Er, no problem. Give me a minute, I can go again.

I'll be God and you be Friedrich Nietzsche.

(pants) You're all right.

I think that's enough.

(birds chirping)

What can I do for you?

-Can we talk... some more? -Because it was so lovely earlier?

(children playing in distance)

(kettle clanging)

(Jack sighs) Do you want something?

I've still got all that tea you sent.

-Is that Celia's? -(Jack) No.

I like to display the work of other children on my wall.

(sniffles) It's beautiful.

Alice, can you say what you came to say, please?

Tea would be helpful.

(water running)

-Shouldn't you be wearing a ring? -Well, I didn't wear it today.

Where's your ID necklace?

I'd outgrown that.

(water boiling)

So, I met him at a charity event.

I started going to them

out of this weird philanthropic urge I was getting.

Turns out they're just thinly veiled

singles' nights, really. And tax deductible.

What does he do?

He's a footballer's agent.

-Okay. Did not see that coming. -Me neither. (chuckles)

What's he like? And don't be expansive.

(inhales deeply, hesitates) You know, he's like...

handsome and strapping. I don't know... (nervous chuckle)

-(Jack) That's it? -You said not to be expansive.

Be slightly more expansive than that, please.

Okay. Erm... Funny, clever, lovely, passionate, brilliant at his job.

Yeah, okay, that's... Yeah, that's expansive enough, I think.

So, he knew my company and he gave me some money to run

and I felt really good around him.

And then, erm... we started dating and I just...

I just woke up one day and realized I was actually quite happy.

And I think he must have been too cos he proposed. (chuckles)

And then... So, I...

I thought to myself, well, I can back away

from this very unexpected turn of events

or I can brave prosperity.

Like normal people.

So, it happened fast?

We met eight months ago. So, that's not nothing.

So... (sighs) ...I mean,

what could you possibly want with me, then?

Why do you... Why do you want me there?

Because I do not want to lose you from my life.

(sighs deeply)

I want so much for you to understand...

(breathes deeply)

...and for you just...

not to hate me.

I'll never hate you.

I'll just... (inhales sharply) ...try and imagine that you're dead

and I'll fail.

-(chuckles) -And then I'll shit my pants

every time I walk into a busy bar, that's all.

Would you give me away? Or be my man of honour?

Alice, I cannot be there.

I can't physically witness it.

I cannot sit there quietly and listen to you promise yourself

to another man. I'm not... I...

It's not gonna happen.

But it won't be real if you're not there.

-I don't want it to be real. -(melancholic music playing)

(door closes)

(music continues)

(Paul) Get to the part where you told her to fuck off!

Where you ran into the hallway, stood at the top of the stairs

and told her to go shit in her hat!

I have two choices here.

The path of acceptance or the path of anger.

Anger! Anger every time!

-Blow acceptance out your ass! -Anyone can get angry.

It's the path of acceptance that marks a person.

As a prat!

If you did this to her, you'd be arrested!

It might actually be better for me.

If I see it, it might help me to move on.

Move on now!

Pretend you've seen it, you stupid bastard!

I do want her to be happy.

With you! You want her to be happy with you!

Otherwise, you want her to be absolutely miserable!

(trainer in background) Strike! Strike! Good. Keep moving.

(phone ringing in distance)

(indistinct chatter in distance)

(gentle music playing)

Alice! Alice!

-(crows cawing) -(music continues)

(indistinct chatter)

(Alice) I'll see you when I come back down.

(clears throat)

Jack, open up.

I just wanna say welcome to you and your guest,

you're uninvited guest, your date.

And your... suit of armour, your beard... Hello.

(whispers) Wow.

You could have just written, Celia.

-Bothered you a bit, did it? -(chuckles)

Juvenile. (chuckles)

Bravo. Bravo to you, Jack. Thank you.

Piece of cake.

(whispers) Look at you.

-(chuckles) -Look at you. (grunts)

-Hiya. -Hi.

-Oh, my God, she said "hi". -She did.

Hiya. (chuckles) Shall we spell your name?

-(Celia) Yes. -Yes? Okay.

-"C". -Yes.

-"Eh". -Yes.

-(Celia) "I". -(Alice chuckles) Yes.

You're so good at this. My God, couldn't even do it as fast as you.

(panting) Hello! Hey! You all right? Found you.

Erm... We're wanted in the, er, garden.

-Yeah, more pictures. (chuckles) -(Alice) Oh... Gosh,

we've got a needy photographer. (laughs nervously) Erm...

Love, this is Jack.

-Oh, hey. -(Jack) Hi.

-Pleased to meet you. -Congratulations. You too.

-Congratulations. -Oh, thanks. Yeah, thank you.

Thank you. And thank you, thank you for coming.

-No worries. -And this little treasure is Celia.

-Hello, Celia. -Hello.

-(chuckles) -(Danny) My God. She is fantastic.

Would she like to be flower girl?

There's an excellent crown of roses in it just for you

if you sign on.

Although, I'm pretty sure you can have 'em anyway. Eh?

She never says no to a crown of roses.

Okay, you stay there.

-Right there. -Well, Jack, please join.

And bring Celia. We'll make sure you get some prints.

-(Alice) Yes! -(Danny) All right?

Oh, er, thank you very much. It's really nice.

(Danny) Oh, not at all. You're the man of honour.

Look, it's just back to the left

as you come out the rear end of the property.

-You can't miss it, all right? -Okay, cool. Thank you.

-We'll see you there, yeah? -Bye, Celia.

-(Jack) Bye. -(Celia) Bye.

(breathes deeply)

Okay. (grunts)

(sighs sharply)

Come, er... Come closer to me, my love. There we go.

-(photographer) Okay, smile. -(camera shutter clicks)

-(indistinct background chatter) -(Alice) Another one.

So, er, Alice tells me

you were part of the Hashimoto's team.

-Yeah. You know about Hashimoto's? -Yeah. My sister has it.

Before your work, the only treatment

-was Synthroid to perpetuity. -That's exactly right.

(birds tweeting)

So, what's it like?

You know, doing things that change people's lives

as opposed to just entertaining them?

I think sports help people a great deal.

(Danny) Yeah, you might be right.

See, mostly I come at it from the side of the players.

-(Jack) Were you a player yourself? -(Danny chuckling) Yeah.

-Not a very good one. -(both chuckle)

Look, if it's all right to say so, Jack,

I have enormous respect for the fact that you're here.

I don't think I could've done it,

you know, had the roles been reversed.

And you actually seem nice, which is obviously a nightmare.

Alice's happiness now is only possible

cos you showed her that... happiness is a possibility.

The rest is just luck and timing.

-(indistinct chatter) -(crowd laughs)

(Emil) So, er, I was Danny's first client,

which is how I got the best man gig.

That and the fact that, as you can see,

most of the others are not presentable.

(all laughing)

Alice, if Danny's our big brother, after tomorrow's ceremony,

-you'll be our big sister. -(crowd) Aw...

We are so glad to have this arsehole off the streets.

-Er, as are the police. -(crowd laughs)

Erm... Alice and Danny, my big brother and sister,

I just wanted to say, here's to incest.

(crowd laughing) Cheers!

Jack, did you wanna say a few words?

-Hmm? (softly) No. No. -Our Man of Honour, Jack Caine.

-(all applauding, cheering) -(breathes shakily)

(clears throat) Oh, er, hello, everybody.

Sorry, I've, erm... I've not got anything prepared.

(chuckles) Somehow this is the only thing

that Maya left out of her field manual.

No, no. Speeches weren't actually part of the plan, so...

-Sorry. -Bu... No, but it's fine.

-Oh, go ahead, obviously. -Just let him...

Okay. Er, well, as you can see, I'm, erm...

I'm part of the Alice, er, crowd, obviously.

But it has been terrific to meet Danny.

He seems like a... a lovely man. Er, kind, funny,

and smart enough even to keep up with Alice most days,

-which is no small thing, so... -(crowd laughs)

For those of you who have not spent a lot of time with Alice, er,

but are about to...

I hope you are prepared for the fact

that you are about to lose every argument,

even if you have the stronger case.

-(crowd laughs) -Er...

I hope you're ready to have your mind read

on a regular basis, which is terrifying,

er, but a humbling experience.

I think you should be prepared for the strange fact

that when Alice is around,

you're never aware of the passage of time.

Be ready for nothing to make sense,

and yet for everything to make sense.

Do not be alarmed, my friends, this is all perfectly normal.

-It's not normal. -(crowd laughs)

It's... It is wildly better than normal.

It's... It's wonderful.

So, er, this is just a long way of saying,

-"Danny, do not fuck this up." -(crowd laughs)

Tomorrow at noon, take this amazing person's hand

and never let it go.

Remember to be grateful

because you have been kissed by the stars,

and stay fit and healthy

because you are going to want to live forever.

To Danny and to Alice, everybody. The bride and groom.

-(crowd) To the bride and groom. -(indistinct chatter)

You okay? Hmm? (clears throat) What was you saying?

(indistinct chatter continues)

(MUSIC: "Blind" by Hercules and Love Affair playing on stereo)

# As a child, I knew

# That the stars Could only get brighter

# That we would get closer

# Leaving this darkness behind #

(indistinct chatter)

# Mm... Mm... Ooh-ooh

# Now that I'm older

# The stars should lie upon my face

# When I find myself alone

# Find myself alone...

# Now that I'm older

# The stars should lie upon my face

# When I find myself alone

# I feel like I... #

(Jack breathes deeply)

(whispers) Hey. You ready for bed?

# "Good night, birds. Good night, bees.

# Good night, plants.

# -Good night... -"Good night, trees

# Good night all of Forest Gate. We hope you're happy,

# -and life is great". -And life is great". #

Very good. You sleep well. (kisses) Okay?

(breathes deeply, grunts)

Lesson number 317, Celia.

Don't grow up.

(knocking at door)

(whispers) Hi.

Hey.

Can I come in?

(Jack whispers) I've got a... a sleeping child in there.

-Where's Danny? -(whispers) Oh, he's in his room.

We're sleeping in separate rooms just for tonight.

Old school. (chuckles)

Do you wanna...

-Do you wanna talk out here? -Yeah.

(indistinct background chatter)

(whispers) Thank you.

-For what you said tonight. -Oh.

I was glad to say it.

Say it in front of those people. Put it on the record.

Can I tell you what I think happened?

And I'm sorry that I haven't said this before,

but I just didn't understand it until now.

I did fall in love with Danny.

But you weren't there...

to provide context, you know?

And now, you are here.

(voice breaking) And you came even though...

I hurt you.

You said those beautiful things

nobody else could have thought to say.

I... I really just wanted a Valium.

(both chuckle softly)

Do you think there's something wrong with Danny?

-I met him 13 hours ago. -No, yeah, no, I'm sorry.

This is probably... not an easy conversation

-for you to have. -Oh, it's really easy.

-(chuckles) -(chuckles) Yeah.

I just don't really have anyone else to talk to.

Okay.

Okay.

Let's analyse it.

What could be wrong with Alice's groom, Danny?

What are the three big ones? Is he a Nazi?

-(Alice chuckles) -Is he secretly married, already?

-Is he missing a penis? -(laughs)

Please say it's the last one.

He doesn't like to scratch my back.

Pardon me?

You know, vertical motions from the side,

moving towards the spine.

He doesn't like to do that.

You know, studies have shown

that 99 out of 100 people experience high anxiety

-the night before their wedding. -No, studies haven't.

No, studies haven't, I made that up,

but surely most people do.

And surely you have more reason than most.

And that just makes you even more of a hero

as far as I'm concerned.

But I don't... think that I'm the right person for you

to be figuring this out with.

I think I've got too much skin in the game.

So, you might have to work this out on your own.

But it's okay, cos you have tonight and you have the morning,

and I will knock on your door at a quarter to 12 tomorrow,

right on Maya's ruthless schedule.

And whatever you've decided, you will have my full support.

You okay?

Last one.

(door closes)

What if what's wrong with him is that he's not you?

-(pensive music playing) -(breathes shakily)

(birds chirping)

-(Maya) Right. Minutes away. -Where's Celia?

Oh, she's in the barn, rehearsing her petal throw.

-She's the bell of the ball. -Okay.

So, to review, you and Alice will leave the main building

-as the noon bells sound. -Mm-hmm.

You'll keep a spritely pace,

so you arrive at the barn as the bells conclude.

-Send not to know for whom... -(Maya) Please don't interrupt.

-Sorry. -You'll hand Alice off to me.

Celia will scatter her petals.

You'll go down the aisle and you'll take your place.

Audience left, which is Vicar right.

-(Jack) Right. -(Maya) Great.

Then we have 40 seconds to rest.

(breathes deeply)

(indistinct chatter)

She couldn't have done any of this without you, Maya.

I know. She offered me ten grand just to plan it and crack the whip.

-(Jack) Wow. -(inhales deeply) Yeah.

And I didn't take a penny

because I'll be friends with this woman if it kills me.

Me too.

(Maya) Yeah.

What's next for you, Jack?

-(Jack) What do you mean? -What I mean is I'm not an idiot.

I've paid attention.

I don't know. Spend the next 40 years

stamping out my naive romantic idealism.

Don't.

-(soft music playing) -(phone chiming)

(sighs) Jack.

-(Jack) Yeah? -Go.

(Maya) Right!

(music continues)

-Hey, Danny. -(Danny) Get out the fucking way!

(breathes heavily)

(Jack breathes sharply) Fuck.

Alice?

(sighs)

(breathes deeply)

(music continues)

-(indistinct chatter) -(phone ringing)

(instrumental music playing)

Maya, will you step in?

-How are you today? -(Alice) Look at this.

Natural gas, oil production.

Efficiencies are all up and expansion's down.

Okay, my heart's beating through my chest.

-(Alice chuckles) Why? -Because we're in an oil bubble.

Yeah. A massive one.

And it's gonna burst.

Get your money together. Get everything you can together.

Tell them to get everything they can together.

And I'll prepay their year-end bonuses.

Cos we're gonna just make a shit tonne.

We're gonna make a fuck tonne. Whichever's more.

-I think it's "fuck tonne". -(Alice chuckling)

(optimistic music playing)

(car horn honking)

(phone ringing)

(phone continues ringing)

(Alice over phone) Jack.

Are you wearing a helmet while you're walking?

(Jack over phone) No.

What do you want?

You disappeared, Alice.

I haven't heard from you for three years.

I was very worried about you.

-I'm sorry. -(Jack over phone) Mm-hmm.

For a while, I thought maybe you were dead.

I even called Maya and asked her, "Is she dead?"

Did she tell you that?

-I was reconstituting. -Hmm.

-Can you come to my office? -No.

-Why not? -Because I'm going to my office.

It's important.

Well, look, I'm going to my office.

If you want to talk in front of my office,

then be standing in front of my office

when I get to my office. If not, you can enjoy your office.

-You sound different. -I've been reconstituting too.

(Alice) The price of oil is gonna crash,

and when it does, those of us who saw that coming

are gonna make a bloody fortune.

Would you like to make a bloody fortune?

I cannot believe this is the conversation

you're choosing to have.

Oil future is settled in dollars, Jack,

and the dollar's going up.

I did everything you asked of me at that wedding and more.

And you repaid me with silence.

This is a-once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

That is a signature Alice move, isn't it? (breathes sharply)

I don't know what you were thinking calling me about this,

-but I'm out of fresh starts. -(indistinct chatter)

I disappeared after the wedding

because I'm just a fucking open hazard to you.

But then this came up.

And this is bigger.

I'm gonna say this as nicely as I can.

Go away, please.

Do you have any investible capital?

-Like cash or equities? -It's none of your business.

If you do, I'll times it by nine or ten.

I... I don't care.

Do you understand what this is, Jack?

Guilt.

(Alice) An apology.

So, when I left the office, Brent Crude was 108 dollars.

And when it falls below a hundred, which it will, we'll be ahead.

How fair do you expect the price to fall?

-Fifty percent. -Five ze... Five zero?

See, that's a healthy tremor in your voice.

How many contracts would I own?

I mean, it depends on how much you wanna invest.

And what about your profit?

I've got thousands of contracts already.

-(siren wailing in distance) -What if it fails?

Well, the price of oil's gonna drop and it will drop a lot.

Yeah, but if it doesn't?

We'll lose everything.

Okay. You'll hear from me or you won't.

(birds chirping)

-(siren wailing in distance) -(phone chimes)

-(gentle music playing) -(keys tapping)

(phone chimes)

(breathes deeply)

-(keys tapping) -(phone chimes)

(breathes deeply)

(phone chimes)

I sense you don't approve.

Only because you have no idea what you're doing

and your investment advisor is a complete psychotic.

-Other than that, huge fan. -(Jack) Alice is top of her field.

If that field is being a complete psychotic.

It's a different part of the brain.

Yes. No doubt this part is pristine.

It is. Google her past performance. She's an assassin.

That's for sure.

But as I tell Donna every night before we have sex,

past performance is no guarantee of future results.

You still have sex every night?

-(laughs) -(Paul) Your life is good.

Productive, calm, happy.

All this began as soon as Alice left the picture.

-Coincidence? -If this works out,

I can give Celia the future she would've had

if we'd never been divorced.

This is why God created second husbands.

-Let Mark do it. -I don't want Mark to do it.

Mark's done enough.

Celia's fond enough of him as it is.

(Paul) My mother always told me,

"Never give trouble a seat at the table."

You're pulling out trouble's chair for it, Jack.

Is this who you are?

A man who loses faith in the totality of a person

because they let you down in one department?

Yes, that's exactly who I am.

I strike their name from the book of life

and I burn the pages.

What will it take for you to actually learn your lesson

where she's concerned?

I have.

-(indistinct chatter) -(Lynn) Jesus.

(Mark) Don't worry about it.

I think in the search for our daughter's hidden talents,

we can safely cross football off the list.

(Jack) How does he have time for this?

-Doesn't he work for a living? -It's commercial real estate, Jack.

You know, you buy things, you watch them grow,

you collect rent in the meantime. You see your kids.

-Or someone else's. -Oh.

-Real estate. -Mm-hmm.

The very idea that a human being with a lifespan of 80 years

-can own a piece of the earth. -Own?

-It's been here for four billion. -Are you drunk?

Coupled with the shameless feasting of the under classes.

He owns upmarket shopping centres, Jack.

Whatever it is.

You know, just don't embarrass yourself.

On his worst day, he's twice the person you'll ever be.

-Is that what you tell Celia? -Oh, I do not have to tell her.

But you do anyway.

(sighs deeply) Jesus.

Is that your suicidal oil investment?

Give it time. It will rise from the dead.

(laughs) Rise from the dead. Jack, at this moment in time,

you have a negative personal net worth.

You are literally less than zero.

(Mark blowing whistle) Okay, that's enough of that, I think.

-Well done. That was so good. -(children playing, cheering)

Hey! Good stuff.

-(Lynn) You were doing so good. -(Mark) So good.

(indistinct chatter continues)

See... See, you'll be a pro before you know it.

(Celia) Thank you, Mark.

-(clock ticking) -(breathes heavily)

-(indistinct chatter) -(phone ringing)

(suspenseful music playing)

-(Maya) Oh, my God! -Yes.

-It's turned. -(Alice) Yes, it has.

We're ahead after expenses.

Well, not if you count medical expenses.

I've been ripping out my hair by the fistful.

-My God, simmer down. -(pants)

I don't imagine you'd consider taking

-an early profit? -Well, you don't imagine correctly.

Yeah, it's just that, you know, there are 24 of us stakeholders,

all of us young pups, with our whole lives ahead of us,

and we've been breathing through straws all summer, so...

Maya, you've got your heel on life's throat.

-Enjoy it. -Yeah. Yeah, it's a party.

Wait, it's almost December and it's gone down to 79 dollars.

That's like five times your investment.

Oil is still falling. It'll... It'll be worth more.

Oh, my God.

You are as greedy financially as you are emotionally.

That's not a very nice thing to say.

It's why I'm a fiscal conservative.

This is why you're a muppet.

(Celia) Come on.

Strong work.

It was a joke.

Jesus, Jack.

(sighs)

-(indistinct chatter) -(gentle music playing)

(breathes sharply)

(employee) My God.

(phone ringing)

Sell! Sell!

-(clapping) Sell! -(Alice) Sell everything!

(indistinct chatter)

(Alice) Sell everything!

-Sell everything! -(mouse clicking)

(crowd laughs)

(all cheering)

(all applauding)

-Yes! (laughs) Well done, Alice. -(speaks indistinctly)

You must be... You must be on top of the world. Oh.

-Yeah. -(Jack over phone) Oh, man.

I... Let me be the first person just to say thank you.

(sighs) Thank you. Thank you.

That's all right.

-(shouting) Yeah! I'm fucking rich! -Yes!

(all cheering, shouting indistinctly)

(serene music paying)

(music concludes)

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