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But you don't do the mistake I did.
This is the house, you have to give the rent on time.
Greetings....
Yes tell me.
Yes, I told you that everything is complete.
It has been sent.
I'll call you back.
What?
Speaker payment is pending.
Is that a speaker?
Our dog makes more sound than that.
My wife's mobile makes louder sound than that.
You need not shout at me.
I'm allergic to sounds.
Are you not allergic while asking for money?
Will you not pay me now? - I can't pay you.
Do whatever you want.
Don't write it bro.
He'll write in the book, pay him.
He has kept the book to write.
Can we write on fore head?
Let him write.
Take this.
I have paid 2000.
Hey who is it?
Can't you see?
Are you the one!
Excuse me bro...
Call me boss.
Otherwise slap your face.
After 8 pm I'm allergic to silence.
Energy for sound.
Sorry boss.
My money...
I'll repay your money with tax.
Go away...
I told you not to allow him to write in book.
If you scold, he will write in the book.
Night he will come and stamp.
After 8 pm.
Where is the money?
I gave it to you right?
Give me tomorrow.
Idiot...
You can get it write in the book right?
Hey...
Drink a sip.
Your cough will be cured.
Boss...
It will be cured.
What is your pregnancy craving?
I need to taste all kind of drinks.
There are varieties.
Have it.
It's paining.
Nothing to worry. - It's paining.
Call someone.
Chandrakka, Kusumakka...
What happened?
It's paining it seems.
Come fast.
Paining it seems.
Slowly...
Baby has not urinated since two days.
Give me the hand...
Everything looks fine
Give him here.
I'll come.
Malashree...
Soundarya...
Is he fine now doctor?
Take him... - Did he pee?
Everyone will get a baby.
But he is a brilliant guy.
If he doesn't pee, give him three times a day.
Give my fees of Rs. 49/-
Best student Upadhana Shetty.
Worst student Jagan Rai Mohan.
Are you not ashamed to score zero.
I have not scored to be ashamed.
You have given it.
Silence
Monkey
Come here.
Best student... Worst student.
Next time he should score out of out. Teach him like that.
Okay teacher.
Okay sit down.
Hi... - Hi
Upadhana what has happened to you?
Last month you were the best student.
This time you have taken zero.
Don't you have brain.
He told, if you pass you will get salary and become an employee.
If I fail I'll become a boss who gives salary it seems teacher.
Yes teacher Mark Zuckerberg, Billgates have failed teacher.
Then he has taken out of out?
Next week we are conducting craft exhibition.
You collect Rs.250/- from children.
Our school is conducting craft exhibition.
So you have to collect Rs.400/- from your parents and come okay.
Mom there is craft exhibition in school so we have to pay Rs.650/-
Need to give our son Rs.950/- for craft exhibition.
Kamali... Kamali...
Dad... Dad... Dad..
Mom is taking bath.
You can give me the exhibition fees.
Thief...Thief...Thief... Thief...Thief...Thief...
Take
Thief...Thief...Thief...
Friends teacher has asked me to collect all the money, so please give it to me.
Sir may I come in?
Hmm
Take it sir.
4th standard craft exhibition money.
Who told you?
Teacher sir.
Teacher is here know.
Hey Jagan when did I tell you?
You only told know that.... 250... 400...
I only told sir.
Where is the remaining money?
Which money teacher? - Which money?
Thief...Thief...Thief...
Come teacher let's talk to principal.
Thief...Thief...Thief...
Come teacher.
Thief...Thief...Thief...
It's here take.
Come teacher.... Come
Sir your son follows the girls while they are going to toilet.
He talks to them badly.
He also scolds teacher.
Now a days he has learnt to smoke to.
He is naughty.
No mom teacher is lying..
Does teacher lie!
No mom teacher is lying.
I did not do anything mom - Why are we sending you to school?
Are you going to school for learning bad habits?
I did not anything mom. -Why are you lying.
You are back answering teachers come here.
Where are you running?
Thief...Thief...Thief...
I did not do anything mom. - Come home I'll break your legs.
Sir... Sir...
Anuradha Bhat teacher has collected Rs.400/- instead of Rs.250/- for craft exhibition.
If you want ask him.
Yes sir, she has collected Rs.400/-.
Thief...Thief...Thief...
Bag is ready to go to Bangalore.
Put him to some strict hostel in Bangalore.
If he stays here, he will be spoilt.
There is a letter ready for you too.
To get suspended.
Before all the parents gets to know this suspend teacher.
Jagan
Jagan
Jagan
I sent him afternoon in Bangalore bus.
Dad, I have kept a bottle of scotch for you.
Waiter
Sir
Bill and finger bowl.
Bring
Sir this is not hotel, it is a marriage hall.
So what...
I've taken parcel.
Bring bill with GST.
All of you have seen the video.
Which channel?
Then you have not brought the Mic.
Take my photo properly. I'm the king in my village.
Click my pic properly.
Hey had your lunch?
There will be a gastric problem.
Brother...
Hey...
Sir I called him for the marriage because he is a student. But he has misbehaved sir.
Please do not issue the hall ticket sir.
I don't know anything sir.
Some gentleman has done a black magic.
It happens only in night sir.
Just a minute sir.
Look at the certificate with seal sir.
Hey idiot what are you showing there.
Sorry sir.
Sorry sir.
Just hold it sir.
Sorry sir.
See here sir, it's with seal.
Sir, please don't believe.
He fools everyone like this.
If you want check his marks card which is on the table.
11
17
19
See the name sir.
It's yours.
Hey who kept the marks card there?
I'm not sir.
Sorry sir.
It's like that in first semister.
Remaining everything is above 75%.
Hey...
Sorry sir, it was natural.
Who is that JRM?
Hello.
Dude, the question paper is fake it seems.
Sir please don't issue hall ticket to Jayaram.
If you give, we will all resign.
It's a promise sir.
Sir he booze everyday and come to class.
Feels like teaching in a bar.
Dude why are you wasting the drinks?
He is somewhere here dude.
He will come for sure.
Lets stand aside and wait.
Hey...
Hey...
He treats class room as a public toilet.
He comes only if he is urgent.
If we question him, he gives examples of Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates, saying that they were also college dropouts.
If we put it more bluntly, some people are born with a silver spoon.
Some people are born with golden spoon.
But this stupid is born with drinks bottle.
Sorry boss, he asked us to beat you.
See, they have given us a beer bottle too.
Dude...
Bro...
Run dude...
Call that idiot.
Sir give me Amrutanjan quickly.
Give it fast.
Hey catch him...
Don't allow him to inhale.
Hey...
Don't want dude...
He is crazy.
Go...
Hey dhoti is not allowed inside the campus.
Is it not allowed?
Hey take this.
Go away.
Don't know from where they come from!
Good morning sir.
Good morning Ladies and Gentle man.
See sir, how is he talking in your presence.
Jagan mind your tongue.
Is this the manners that has been thought to you?
Don't you have any sense?
Does anyone comes to college like this?
Sir I didn't understand. Can you tell me in English?
Am I saying it in French?
Is this the way to come to college?
Understood sir.
Which subject exam is today?
Which one sir?
Hey...
Sir, lecturer himself doesn't know and how can a student know about it?
You have come to write the exam without knowing the subject.
That too you are drunk.
Bring your parents.
Okay sir.
Hey...
Sir...
I'll not issue the hall ticket till then.
Will you not issue hall ticket?
Why will you not issue hall ticket sir?
What's wrong in drinking?
Do you know the exam pressure a student goes through?
12,515 students...
have died because of exam pressure.
As per the report.
Maharashtra is first place.
Our Karnataka is second place.
BIT college KR road, Karthik Ruvarireddy...
has died by seeing the question paper.
AIDSO Vinay chandra has told...
Tragically, exam pressure has claimed the lives of many students before they could even see their results.
When we enter the exam hall and see the question paper, it feels like we are looking at a death note.
The lecturers and squad looks like ghosts.
No one has a smile on their face.
If you listen to each students heart beat...
It will be like Atom Bomb.
Sir, if I become the Education Minister, I will distribute alcohol as a welcome drink to every student at the entrance.
With sexy snacks and cheer girls.
Each student who writes the exam should be happy.
Sir don't issue him the hall ticket.
Even after this if you don't issue my hall ticket means...
See this CD once sir.
What is this CD?
That is....
These are the scenes of our lecturers in the corridor, staff room, and library when students were not around.
How did you see this?
Sir, please give.
If he commits suicide because we did not issue his hall ticket, our college will get a bad name.
This is Ravichandran and Hamsalekha hits.
Bye...
Why? Don't you write the exams?
I had never seen engineering hall ticket.
I saw it today.
Bye...
Dad
Give me
I'll not
Where is the cake?
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday
Happy
See how little he has put!
I don't want. I will not booze until I buy for dad.
But for you?
She is my girl, fruity packet!
Okay then.
Hey kutti packet.
I'll leave.
Hmm
From where did you catch such an angle?
Does she have siblings?
Why?
Let me give a beautiful life.
What is your problem?
Dad if I booze and go home... My wife...
She will not hit me!
Blow
I have not boozed.
Stop your drama and blow.
Chest pain... I think heart attack. I will die.
Then
Hello enough of this Oscar level performance.
Door is already open.
Then heart is not in right side.
It's on left.
Did they change?
Oscar level performance is wasted.
If Prashanth see he will put me in KGF 3.
What's the sound?
Someone has tuned on the tap.
That's not tap water know? - No
I was pissing in sink.
Then is there more salt in your the food prepared in your house.
Obviously
So sweet
You are so lucky
She is bringing the tap directly to you from the heaven.
Not like that gold
When we were in love she has troubled me a lot.
You told you have not boozed.
You told you have not boozed.
Madam very little like polio drops.
Very little!
If others has alcohol in blood.
But you have having blood in alcohol.
Take away this Pivot.
Promise on God that you will not booze.
Promise on God that you will not booze. - It is burning leave me.
Promise on you I will not drink.
Uncle not me.
Just now you promised that you will not drink.
I said I will not mix water, did I say I will not drink raw.
If you want me stop boozing and if you want to booze leave me.
Decide whether you want fruity packet or roti packet.
Bye. - Oh your mom's daughter.
If you want me stop boozing and if you want to booze leave me.
Decide whether you want fruity packet or roti packet.
Hello - I ill stop boozing.
Will you stop using make up? - That's it right!
From today itself I will stop using make up.
If I get to know you have boozed even little, I will stand on you and throw a big stone on your head.
All these days she use to come to me laughing.
Now why is she running like this ?
Who are you?
Employee...
I have never seen you before.
Sir, from 3 years I have been working here
If you want see my ID card.
Your face and ID is not matching.
Go away.
It is me.
Simply don't trouble me. Go away.
Sir it is me.
Please go away.
You fool
Someone jobless has come.
Puffy it is me!
Mom... Mom...
Why are you shouting like dog?
Don't you have proper time to beg?
Go away
Mom, it's me. Your daughter Prathima.
My daughter has gone to office, why will she come here?
Oh fate
Wear your specs and see.
Dear daughter is it you!
Hold on to it.
Hmm
I think you have put make up?
No
Oh my God
Don't lie
I used only powder pad.
Only powder pad?
Hey what are you doing?
only 30.
Get up.
What happened?
Get up.
Is he dead?
He is alive.
Get up.
Get up.
Wake up
I've used make up again, wake up.
Okay booze from tomorrow.
No I have decided to stop boozing from today.
You also stop using make up.
Please I beg you.
Please don't stop boozing.
It's low right!
Wait a minute for a second.
Come on
I am drunk
Do what ever you want?
You pivot...
Booze and die there.
If I open the door, I'm not born for my dad.
She is born for serial.
I'll stop boozing.
Will you stop using make up?
You have boozed heavily, not today.
Lift my glasses.
lift
Lift it
Are you not born to your dad?
Hey I will not keep quiet if you talk about my parents.
Wait a minute for a second.
Hello, I will break all the beer bottles.
Is it!
Wait a minute for a second.
I've kept one case of beer outside, bring it.
Even if I die I'll not let you booze at home.
Until my liver is damaged I'll not let you use makeup.
Apply I will see.
Dear...
Shall I prepare half boil as side dish.
Okay go
Let it me spicy, go
What a wife!
Baby!
Mom
Look mom, he always drinks beer like water.
He is pivot.
Don't worry.
I have come know!
Today is I don't solve your problem, I'm not born for my dad.
What's this son in law? Early in the morning you are having beer in hand and harassing my wife.
You know who I am right!
President of all India ladies association
If I make my mind, life long you have to be in jail.
I'll do that, be careful.
Hey
Mother in law you means harassment.
Yes
Wait a minute for a second.
Wait I'll come.
Bring AK 47. - What is he doing?
Sit down let me talk.
Focus... Focus...
Open your Google.
Hey not that Google
This Google - Oh...
This is not Google. This is goggles.
Okay remove that goggles.
Focus
See here.
Focus sharply.
If I calculate MRP of all this, I could have purchased a bullet bike.
Top end model.
Is it not harassment?
24/7 she watches all the serials.
Monthly I get Rs.4000/- electricity bill.
Is it not harassment?
I am paying monthly chit for her make up.
Is it not harassment?
When I had just gotten married, the beautician would come to our house asking for rice and dal.
Now
Now she has built 3 floors and in each floor 3 toilets.
Here only one toilet.
Is this not harassment?
When husband comes with hunger, she is busy chatting with neighbor aunty.
Is this not harassment?
From the day I an married, I have not pissed in toilet.
I have used only sink.
Have you put salt? - No mom
Is this not harassment my mother in law?
Goggle
I will stop boozing.
Will you stop watching serials?
Will you stop chatting with neighbors?
They say husband and wife fight last only till they eat and sleep.
Why should I interfere between you both.
Mom
You solve your problems.
I'll leave
I'll leave dear.
Bye
Bye take care - Bye take care
Is your mom also not born to her father?
Will you not know who is mom and daughter when you booze?
Why fruity?
What happened?
What happened! Take your phone out
See the dial call.
To whom you have called? - Fruity mom.
Can't see anything.
Gold I have saved my girls name as fruity.
Call her
Fruity Ammu.
Fruity daring...
Can you buy one OT pack from bar.
Hey you coconut fellow!
Till date my husband has not asked me for a pack for alcohol.
Who are you to ask me?
You are already married! Leave me!
Who is he?
If you don't cut the call now.
I will come there and kill you.
Fruity I did not do that. - Then who your dad?
Talk properly.
You get angry if I talk about your dad, will I not get angry if you talk about my mom?
So what ? - Break up
Get lost
Look, you still don't know my value.
If you get a girl who spends like me and looks better than me. I will crawl between your legs.
Remove your shirt.
Shirt!
Hey remove.
How could you cheat me?
Don't you feel guilty?
Give me your phone. - Phone!
Give fast.
Slipper!
I've brought this for you so.
Instead of you eating I'll give it to dog.
Take your hand off.
I've paid the bill, idiot.
You want water? Give me
Hello do you have lighter?
Lighter!
Give me dude.
Sorry dude it was an emergency.
Hello
Keep it, still how many more houses you may have to light up.
Dear....
Today is International Men day.
One person is sitting in bear body and all of you are seeing like monkeys.
Take it dear.
Thank you dear.
This should not happen to any other boy.
I'll torture her like that.
Give her number.
Take it bro
Don't leave her.
Tell
9642363638.
Remove the cloths.
Remove
Bro.. - Remove.
How could you cheat that gold Gowri, white strawberry?
Oh you are here! I did not see you.
Give me the belt.
Pant - Pant is mine.
It is his pant.
It's his pant
Remove the belt... Remove.
Remove - Hey
He is having big bones - Hello
Do you have habit of drinking coffee? - Yes in a big mug.
Madam order please.
Privacy.
What madam?
Will you shut up and go.
Shut
Nothing...
I also broke up here.
Mostly I think you also broke up.
I'm a drought fellow.
Tomorrow 100% you will also reach this stage.
Instead of being in feelings.
Why don't we commit?
Name
JRM....
Jagan Rai Mohan.
Jagan Rai Mohan
Aadhar card?
Is it over?
That one?
Hey no
25 Carat
I have only seen.
If you have only seen, it's fine.
Friend, best friend, cousin?
No
How many ex lovers?
One
Boozing and cigarette...
Oh no.... What are you talking?
I don't like it's smell too.
Dear...
What?
Please reduce the sound.
Sing here
She is mad
Terms and conditions.
You have to take care of me like a small baby.
Then talking to others girls. Going around and leaving.
Talking to friend, best friend and cousins.
Telling sister and chatting long.
If you are naughty enough to show the body...
End it here.
Because I'm very possessive.
Even if I get irritated a little also, I will kill you.
Hello... Your name.
This is my name.
You are blessed. Love you too.
♫ Was I deceived by her beauty? ♫
♫ I’m unsure whether I should continue chasing her ♫
Wake up
Drink water.
Stop the vehicle for a minute.
What Uri?
What a fate for me?
♫ Love slipped away and tied its neck to a noose ♫
Come
♫ She loves me so much that it feels suffocating ♫
♫ She scares me... ♫
Tie Rakhi
Why?
Yesterday for her Instagram pic you have commented cute pic.
Get it tied.
♫ She is very possesive ♫
Tell thank you sister.
Tell
Thank you sister.
Come
Why did you hide Whats App last seen?
♫ I can't do anything without asking her ♫
♫ Why is this a problem for me, and who should I share it with? ♫
♫ For her doubt....♫
Jagan, it's urgent can you drop me home?
Can I ask him to drop?
So sad drop her, what's there in that?
♫ She does a video call....♫
Come front, you are touching.
If there is a hump you must stop, or else I'll remove your T-shirt.
♫ She troubles me like a modern nagavalli ♫
♫ I didn't want so much love. Enough of this kick ♫
♫ I don't want love, don't want girl. Make me single dear God ♫
Why didn't you put good morning message?
I've put
You have not put red heart.
♫ She scolds me ♫
Hello
I called, your phone was busy.
With which girl were you chatting.
♫ If the line is busy....♫
Customer care
Boy or girl? - Boy
♫ She tortures me to know his name ♫
♫ She loves me so much that it feels suffocating ♫
♫ She scares me so much, I can’t even look at anyone else. ♫
♫ I lost in her love...♫
Why didn't you put yesterday's selfie pic as status?
♫ I became a fool...♫
Put
In caption put as my angle beauty with 7 hearts.
Take
I don't want, I've stopped boozing.
Dude tell me again
Don't want
Even that crow is getting tensed.
What happened?
Don't ask about that.
Don't ask.
Gourav what is that?
Sir black tea with pepper and salt, health conscious.
Okay
Come
Work is worship go away.
Dude
She is beautiful come.
Sir my grandfather and grandmother together died sir, please sir.
Emergency sir, thank you sir.
Idiot
Dude super...
My wife is there. - Okay come
Come... Come...
Beautiful figure
Dude she is my wife.
Your wife is not so sexy.
Can't you make out from that Asian paint lipstick on her lips.
Now a days girls are spoilt.
What has happen to you? Why have you dressed like this?
Down
Side
Just informer.
What has happen to you?
I'll stop wearing short dress.
Will you stop boozing?
Today short dress.
Tomorrow if you booze...
Bikini!
Keep quiet mother in law you will not look good.
Is it not!
Hey not for me.
For my daughter.
Keep quiet... Do you want all this before mom?
Shame on you.
I can't see her like this.
Promise on her I will not booze. Forgive me.
Please don't trow it before me, I feel bad.
If you sell all this, you will get one dark color lipstick.
Will sell this and buy you.
Hmm - Hmm
For you - No thanks
Light color, as you are old.
No thanks - Okay
I can't booze
Dude
I don't feel like boozing in front of him.
Let us not booze in front of him, let us drink behind him.
Okay
Give me to booze.
Alcohol
So bad of you
Shall I forget boozing!
Hello
I want to talk to you urgently.
Come to hostel.
Dude I'll come in a minute.
Alcohol...
I'm on my date.
What! - What happened to you?
Sorry sorry
I'm in a date
With whom?
Sorry sorry
I'm eating dates on top floor.
Shall I meet you tomorrow?
If you don't come now, I'll shout your name loudly.
Hostel warden will come out.
Hey what's all this?
Sorry... Sorry...
Breeze...
Why are you wearing mask?
Heavy Corona
2 Years ago itself Corona went away.
Remove mask
Remove
Okay
Have you boozed?
What are you talking?
Kannada
I don't like it's smell.
Night perfume.
Mosquito must not bite right.
Okay come
These gifts are given by my ex boy friend.
Bring your ex girl friends gifts.
Fast
Hey
Only this much? - Yes
Hey what are you doing?
No A.... B...
Both our ex gifts must not be there.
Where is this?
It's lost
Be careful.... I've told you that day itself.
I'm very possessive.
If you cheat!
This time I've put fire here. Tomorrow in front of your house.
Give me your phone.
Password.
RCB forever.
Esalla Cup Namde.
Face book
Mundinsalanu Cup Namde.
Dead hard fan.
Unconnected to Uri
You have texted to all the girls to not text.
Hey what did you do?
Why?
I thought of doing but you did.
Uri - Hmm
Shall we go to my ex girl friends house?
Why what's bothering you?
Not like that.
She had told, if I get a better girl than her she will crawl between my legs.
You are super than her.
First go to her house.
Fruity...
Fruity.
Fruity
Why are you dull fruity?
She came
Fruity
Then
You were telling, that you will crawl between my legs if I get a better girl.
Look she is like whipped cream
Banana Sack
Pooja room
Must touch after washing hand.
But must wash hands after touching you.
Then you have got a crazy cancer crane fellow it seems.
Where is he?
Oh boss.
Boss has got multivitamin deficiency.
Mom... Mom...
What?
He is the one who called you the other day and spoke to you badly.
Come Uri
Good morning madam.
Scolding him badly.
Someone was scolding beautifully.
Wait I'll come
Let me see what she will do.
Come Uri
Wait I'll come
What were you telling?
Scolding him - Sister please leave me
It was funny know
Hmm
Shall we irritate my ex?
Hey my childhood friends.
You wait here, I'll talk to him and come.
I'll also come.
Okay come
I didn't get it.
Yes it is not good.
Taste is good.
Hi noodles.
Hey Jagan
How are you? It's been so long.
Leave him
Don't you feel ashamed?
Will you hug him as soon as you see?
Is this what your teacher thought you?
Manner-less.
I only called you.
If you talk anything secretly that's it!
Who is this burn all?
Sorry... Sorry...
She is my fiancee.
Oh
Hey who is he?
Hey he is Jagan..
He is the one who use to come from hostel to play in quarters.
I had hit your head with wicket.
We bother were going to temple to steal bananas.
I had running nose know
You mad
At his young age he use to come to play without wearing underwear.
Oh Jagan
I miss you so much.
Dude break up it seems go.
I'll feed them and come.
Did you eat darling?
Who is he?
I don't know
You have to eat or else you will get gastric problem.
Take eat a little.
Eat little.
Go... you are fat go
You have vitamin, mineral and potassium deficiency you eat.
You mix it with Gobi and eat, it will taste good.
Little
Oh no
In your life don't show your face
I will hit in stone if you come again
Breakup
Come bro
Give me
Oh shit. Hold this.
Dirty fellow
Arrange it fast.
Keep this table aside.
Keep it slowly.
Bring boss.
Come... Come...
Bring him slowly
Boss will get pain.
Come
Just joking come.
Come bro... Put that turban.
Put the garland.
Put... Give
Give him the bouquet - Bro let's take selfie.
Take selfie.
Sit down bro... Sit down bro...
Light it
Blow it off.
Comfortable bro?
Hey give the knife.
Take bro - All is well?
Bro blow it off.
Happy break up day bro... Happy break up day bro... Happy break up day bro...
Eat bro it is egg less.
It hurts when life hurts you know.
Who are you all?
You look like mads.
We are all Uri ex boy friends.
All 4!
No... No... 5
Coffee day Chandu... DP searching but not finding.
Break up with all?
Of course he is my first senior.
Tell me bro.
Break up
Second senior.
I wished her one minute last on her birthday.
Break up
I'm third.
Senior.
I sent good morning message but did not send heart.
So break up
Tell yours
Is my story important now... - It will pain ya..
Thanks for understanding guys.
But she has put tattoo specially for me.
Look here.
She has also put for us bro.
Baby - Tell me bro.
Now a days there are more pimple on your face.
Is it!
So much love on me?
Nothing like that.
Why do you feed others when you are boozed?
Tell me dear.
Hey
Had lunch? - No
Hey
Why didn't you eat?
You did not feed me know so.
You should eat right or else...
Who is that....
Idiot
Sorry sir
Rascal
Go to your place.
She said she did not eat, so I was...
Okay... Okay... Sorry sir.
Sorry sir... Sorry sir..
Sit here
Boys and girls chatting in my class...
Romance and falling in love.
And if you bunk, I'll suspend you.
Yes... Yes...
Hey why didn't you call?
Who are you?
I'm his lover.
No sir
No!
Tell again
No... - Hey
My name tattoo is on his chest check sir.
Then why did you break up?
Then
At that age if give a free show to see. Will I not get irritated?
That's why break up.
Did you call me back?
How could you cheat me?
Don't you feel guilty?
Hey silence.
Why are you all laughing?
Don't you feel guilty?
It will... But we will mute.
How will I call if you block?
Had to call from different number.
Had to come home.
Cry, plead me, hold my leg...
Impress me, scare me that you will commit suicide.
Hello excuse me!
This is my Whats App number.
If he flirt with any girl, message me immediately.
Why because I'm very possessive.
As you have my number don't simply message me.
I will cut, I'll mention in notice board where I will cut
She will cut the tongue is what she will put in notice board.
Okay... Okay...
And you!
What's all this?
Do you think this is a class or pub?
My boy will eat spicy food.
Learn to dress properly.
Come
Hey sit there.
Or else I will suspend. - Take it
Due to high temperature....
Sir I feel dizzy.
What happened?
Get up what happened?
What happened?
From 3 days he is having headache.
Ambulance... Ambulance... Call me Ambulance... Please call me.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you Uri Aaradhana.
Uri for me.
I don't want Uri.
Simply eat. First time in my life I'm feeding someone.
Uri shit!
You are saying the cake I feed is shit!
Come
Must test how much you love me.
Welcome
What you want madam?
I phone please. - Yes madam.
You love me only so much!
I phone 14 max pro.
1.5 lakhs
Happy tears.
Blood tears is it not madam?
I think you love me too much.
Okay bill it.
Okay madam I will.
2 minutes I'll swipe card and come.
Tell dude
I want Rs.1,00,000/- urgently.
I have ever told you no.
But today I'm telling you no.
Thank you
How much?
Rs.250/-
Don't you have lesser price one?
No sir
Okay pack it.
Dad
I want Rs.1,00,000/- urgently..
Don't ask me why
I want urgently, please.
Don't want, I'll come again later.
Please come... I'll reduce the price.
Take - I'll come again later.
Excuse me madam.
Bill
Dude
Tell me
My lover's birthday, she is asking for Iphone as gift.
Rs.1,49,000/- - One minute
I asked my dad - Madam phone.
He will send Rs.1,00,000/- remaining money I have to adjust. - CCTV is one right !
Arrange for Rs.49,000/-
There are more thieves. - Please
Rs.49,000/-!
Okay I'll do something
Okay
2 minutes I'll come
To give you money I have given 3 bottles of blood.
Some IT problem it seems, you will get little by little.
Okay okay
He came - Okay madam.
Will you clear the payment or else shall I snatch the mobile from madam?
Go bill.
Cash or card?
Come sir
Sir card please.
Sir PIN please
Sir you have entered wrong PIN.
Oh wrong PIN. Sorry I forgot.
Take it sir
Madam
This is Rs.1500/- theft insurance.
This insurance will cover damages and theft of your phone.
Come sir
Please come sir. -Sir.. Sir..
I asked him to do theft insurance but he slapped me.
I'll pay Rs.1500/- - Okay madam
Sign here.
Iphone 14 pro max.
World's costliest phone my girl friend gifted.
Gave a gift?
Of course.
Look
Hi friends my name is Mahesh and he is Berbesh.
His wife is Madana Mandara PK
Both are in 7th stage of heart attack.
They have cancer.
Doctor has told they will die in a month.
But Berbesh for his wife birthday wants to give her Iphone 14 pro max.
Last wish friends.
I've mentioned the account number below, help how much ever you can.
I will not ask you to help.
After seeing this video who ever don't donate even a rupee or share or tag, if you are student you will fail, if you are a businessman you will fail.
If figure you will get uncles and if you are boys you will not get girls. I'll do black magic like that.
What's this?
Who is he? He is ditto like me.
I did a doubt on my father today it is conformed.
It's me
You give 3 bottles of blood!
I gave one bottle less.
You don't give water to drink, in that case you gave blood!
Dude day before yesterday when you had been to washroom I gave you a mug of water...
Gave you to wash.
First delete it. - Hmm
It's deleted dude.
Hello
I lost my phone.
Uri
I gave police complaint.
They will find your mobile.
Iphone is not lost.
My old phone.
Okay... Okay... Okay... Okay...
Heavy pain sir.
In this it is right leg but you have put it in left leg.
Sir it can be changed.
IS it okay now!
Not possible. If he goes, will his dad attend the class?
No wait Uri
Don't raise your hand.
Don't have the capacity to buy a car. Simply break the glass.
If parents are good child will be good.
I have seen so many students like you in my life.
Finally they are on roads.
Sir, What kind of son have you raised? He has broken my car window.
Who is going to pay for the damage now?
There are always liquor bottles in the hostel.
He comes to college after drinking.
He keeps such a long beard without shaving.
He is involved in all kinds of bad behavior.
Getlost
I know very well what my son is like.
Uri order what you want?
For you?
No Uri I don't want.
Stomach upset, just a lime juice.
Brother - Yes ma'am.
Order Ma'am
One mushroom soup
One Gobi Manchurian,
2 butter roti and one paneer butter masala.
schezwan noodles, green salad and masala papad.
Okay madam.
Uri, will you eat all this alone?
I'll taste everything little.
One second I'll come.
What will you eat Uri?
Humming a different movie song.
This old fellow is not leaving me.
Why?
He'll collect money monthly.
Neeru's the village restaurant is opened.
Reviews are good shall we go?
Just wait a minute, I'll call.
Hmm
Hello dude - Tell me dude.
I want Rs.2000/- urgently.
Dude have I ever told no to you?
But today I'm telling you, come I'll give you.
Think there is no one at her house.
Stop the vehicle.
Why Uri? - Better stop
Uri... Uri... Uri what happened?
Are you still in relationship with your ex lover?
No Uri
Then what's this?
What is this?
Where is this?
Lost
Think there is no one at her house.
To irritate your ex, you made use of me know!
Look here.
As I should not see.
You have tied a kerchief.
Uri - Don't touch.
I feel ashamed.
For you this phone is more important than me right!
Sir Vijaynagar? - Yes madam.
Uri... Uri please...
Uri... Uri... Please Uri I'm sorry.
Look
If you break Rs.1,50,000/- worth phone will I not get upset.
Understand Uri... Uri...
What's the matter?
Nothing dad
I'm coming home.
Do you have money to come home?
Wait I'll transfer Rs.1,000/-.
Mom...
Jagan
Jagan
How are you my son Jagan.
♫ Even if the whole world turns against you, your parents never will ♫
Come - enough mom.
♫ Even if the whole world turns against you, your parents never will ♫
Eat... Eat...
I've prepared fish curry as you like.
♫ parents will never change ♫
♫ The one who nourished me and loved me deeply ♫
♫ My mother says you are my world. ♫
♫ Makes us grow old and teach us the courage...♫
♫ and shows us the world, my dad....♫
Come out
You have borrowed Rs.1,00,000/- and have not repaid the principle nor interest.
Come out - Please don't make an issue boss.
We will repay your money.
If he gets to know he will feel bad.
I'll come to your office and repay.
If you are asked to repay, you raise your hand over boss!
What's this boss? You are raising your hand on my husband!
Not only your husband, I will hit you too.
Don't want my son.
I my self has not raised my hand on my son, who are you to raise your hand on him?
I destroyed the teacher's house for the reason she lied about my son.
In that case will I leave you!
Come
You said, your son has come yesterday and you want Rs.150/- right.
Take - Who said?
Have you boozed early in the morning! You go I did not say.
What's this? - I did not ask.
He has boozed and simply he is eating my head.
Dad.... Sorry dad.
For good parents like you, children like me shouldn't have been born.
Hey no
I wasted your Rs.1,00,000/-.
How it will be wasted when you are in love?
I knew you were in love.
Look I have written in the book.
Go... Go... Bus has come.
Go... Go...
Bus came
I want to be loved.
I'm in search of love.
You ignored the lullaby and went.
Parents wait for you by enduring the pain and by forgiving the mistakes.
They believe in you more then yourself.
Day and night they wait for your victory.
You are everything to them.
They live for you.
Don't forget their sacrifices.
No one will be able to replace them.
You can't repay them even across 7 life times.
God is in the form father and mother.
Even if you join your hands and worship it is not enough.
I have seen so many students like you in my life.
Finally they are on roads.
Eat when you feel very hungry.
I my self has not raised my hand on my son, who are you to raise your hand on him?
Come my dear sisters.
Clip, hairpin, dupatta, sandals, sticker, nail posh, lip stick...
You will not get mint leaves and coriander for Rs.10/-.
In that case fancy items for just Rs.10/-.
Come madam please come.
Pick anything only Rs.10/-
How much for this lip stick?
That is Rs.10/-... Rs.10/- aunty.
How much for this. That is also Rs.10/- aunty.
This one? - Rs.10/-
Is everything Rs.10/- - Pick any Rs.10/-
Will you give 3 items for Rs.10/-
Yes I will.
Can you pass that.
Now I'm telling you listen.
You signed while buying you mobile right!
That is not theft insurance it is agreement.
Break up... I'm going.
Yesterday I recharged know, give that money back.
Okay leave no break up.
It only had this condition in it, if either of this leave the other they must repay all the expenses.
Or must continue the relationship.
Details of Phone Pe and Google pay amount that I spent for you.
CCTV footage of we both going around.
Total Rs.1,49,000/-
Tell me now love or money?
See if I don't prove all the truth as false....
You can lie to me but to my boss?
Sir Rs.149500/-
With bill
I gifted Iphone as a birthday gift and she broke.
Phone Pe and Google pay bills sir.
Money that I spent when I was in love with her.
Rs.18,239/-
Prof for that.
CCTV footage are in this pen drive.
Agreement sir.
When we both are in relationship.
Who ever breaks up
They must repay all the expenses, she has singed it.
After deducting the expenses she did, balance of Rs.1,46,00/- she will have to pay.
That's all my lord.
Wait a minute outside. One minute - Sir!
Look here
Sir one minute.
I don't know what has happened between both of you.
But documents are very strong.
You are like my sister. I will make sure you will not be cheated.
Listen to me
Hmm
Come... Come
Slowly
She will clear your amount in 6 months it seems.
Sir I don't trust her sir.
She Aadhar card, PAN card, Voter ID, Bank pass book....
10th, PUC, engineering marks cards with certificates along with one blank cheque.
Ask her to handover.
She can take it back after repaying.
If he doesn't trust. I'll bring all the documents and throw it on his face.
Let him do what ever he wants.
Look
If you call and torture her I'll put you inside jail.
Law from women is very strong.
Be careful.
Dear,
Yes, let’s put the fights behind us and embrace love
Let us set an example for others.
Salary will be late by 5 days.
Scolding her husband
Wife sir wife
Dad tomorrow there is physics special class.
I have to pay Rs.2,000/- will you send.
Okay dad.
Which branch?
CS
Which Rs.2,000/-?
Dude tomorrow is my lover's birthday.
I don't have money to even cut a cake for her.
Okay I will give you money.
Don't ask your dad.
Thanks bro.
Get lost
What are you doing here?
What are you planning to do brother?
Had food?
Okay
Why did you leave me and eat?
I did not eat.
You have learnt to lie along with your lover.
I have brought drumstick Sambar for you.
I will mix it for you and you eat.
Fasting.
You'll suffer from gastric.
Your metabolism rate will become low.
Okay leave.
What to booze?
Yes brother.
Bro
Your father has sent you here to booze is it?
Hey warden.
Escape.
All of you run he will feed you.
Where did he go?
Okay leave.
Boys had dinner?
Oh God
Brother... Brother... Brother... Brother... Brother...
Dear
My beer...
Continue
Brother my girl gave me a lip kiss.
Take your money back.
I've given you Rs.200/- extra.
Dude for Rs.2000/- she has given lip kiss.
Your girl did not even give a flying kiss in spite of spending Rs.1,50,000/-.
Om Shanthi.
Thanks brother, I'll leave.
Snacks... Snacks... Snacks... Snacks...
Drink, snacks... - Super take boss.
Cigarette - Will I say no to you.
Snakes, cucumber, pickles...
Pickles Rs.100/-
He is telling Rs.100/-
He is from our native give him some discount.
Okay... Okay... Rs.99/-... Rs.99/-
Pickle Rs.99/-... Come I have reduced the price.
Hey they came... came...
Hello brother. Come let us arrange fast.
He came... Came... Clap for him.
Cheer... Cheer...
Boss... Boss... Autograph.
Pen
Don't you have?
How dare you ask pen to me?
Sir... Sir... Sir... Give me an autograph on my chest.
Stupid go away...
Our favorite...
Owner of 7000 reels....
He has 650 K followers.
Let welcome Insta King Potato Pachi.
Come on clap, haven't we paid.
Come on blast - Bomb.
Greetings boss.
Hey stupid you black.
Go away stupid.
Now our Appaji will be honoring our Pachi.
Clap
Stupid don't touch.
Take boss.
Drink fast
Keep quiet.
Shall I continue sir?
Clap
Clap... Clap... Clap... - Sir this too.
Sir the garland will be spoilt, Please return it.
Give me
Clap... Clap... Clap...
Give brother.
Potato Pachi doesn't like to be honored.
Clap... Clap... He will get to now you have come for money.
We are glad that you have come for our programmer. Thank you.
Continue enough of build up. - Keep quiet.
Yes will continue, parents give birth.
Teachers give knowledge.
Company give salary.
First time in the history... Jayaram is offering love loan.
Clap... Clap... Clap...
You would have heard of car loan, home loan and definitely taken gold loan.
But in the whole world for the first time...
Our JRM is introducing.
Love loan for you all.
Clap... Clap... Clap...
Star in the sky has come on earth with a cooling glass, pant and shirt.
It is non other than JRM.
Clap... Clap... Clap...
Clap... Clap...
JRM... JRM... When will you give the loan to love?
Will give... Will give... But there are some terms and conditions.
What is that sir?
You must have a cut mark on your chest or hand, or else must have tattoo.
If not? - We will cut.
Minimum 2 hours of call recording with your girl must be there.
Must have long Whats App chat.
You must submit her phone and all the gifts given to you.
Both yours and your lover's Aadhar card and PAN card.
One blank cheque and your couple pic.
And all the bills that you have spent for your lover.
Must submit all this.
Why bill sir?
To cheque your eligibility dear.
And if your marriage is fixed!
You must clear the loan and then get married.
If we don't repay?
If you don't repay, we have a team to remove your kidney, liver and eyes look there.
Throw the cucumber.
This is not like removing kidney or liver.
Good boy, you understood fast.
Now I could like to call upon Potato Pachi to inaugurate our firm and say a few words.
Please come sir.
Keep quiet. - Clap... Clap...
Come... Come sir
Enough... Enough...
Hey you start - Keep quiet.
Few words of mine.
Soldiers in Indian border are shedding blood for the country.
In Kalasipalya 70 year old is sweating for the sake of life.
But JRM is opening a love sperm for you guys.
You want umbrella?
Pachi bro has told to hold umbrella even while bathing, romance and even when washing.
Hey throw.
Send him out
Throw one more.
Don't you know the difference between love firm and sperm?
Six pack photo you have posted!
Brother's is a steel body, nothing will happen.
Steel body!
Steel body... Monkey fellow...
Dude
Don't
If my Insta fans get to know that's it.
Dude this Potato has fake followers.
If we open his Instagram and see he has got 5 to 6 likes.
You have 650 k followers.
But you haven't even worn a branded underwear.
You have worn a underwear with a hole.
Monkey fellow.
Bro feel down while doing reels and has under gone surgery. Hit him on left.
Dude hit him on his right.
It him on his right! His knee must break.
Will not spare you.
Dude
Dude video is full viral, from all over people are calling for love loan.
Full money... Money... - But JRM is opening a love sperm.
Dude we are not viral because of that bubble gum idiot.
We are viral because of the guy next to him.
JRM is opening a love sperm for you all. - Oh God
Oh God
Hello
Hello Manohar?
Yes
Manohar it's me Uri.
8 years ago you had proposed know.
I have proposed many.
Hey Urvi Aaradhana.
Cute doll....
Urmi!
Hmm
Now your proposal is okay.
Okay! Congratulations.
Then have you earned well?
Earning! To a certain extent.
Atleast do you have Rs.1,49,000/-
I don't have minimum balance itself.
Then what where you doing from 8 years?
Keep the phone.
Hey Uri.. Uri... Uri...
Uri is irritated. - Give me a juice fast.
No... Tomorrow is I'm pregnant there is no money to maintain.
We will give you pregnancy loan.
Join JRM love firm.
Become pregnant without fear.
Come let's start.
Give me way
Move aside.
If we go to honeymoon we must go to Ooty, Kashmir, Simla or Kodaikanal.
From where will I get so much money?
We will give loan for that too.
Honeymoon loan.
Break up loan.
Make up loan.
You have parents to take care of you.
But when you are grown up we are there.
From start of love to end we give loan.
If it did not end?
We will end it up.
This offer is valid for only few days.
JRM love firm.
There is a Rajmouli within me. I will send this ad to Oscar.
Hey send this to troll pages first.
For publicity.
You stamp talented people with Bata slippers.
I will win Oscar then you will know my talent.
Hello where are you?
I'm busy with office work, I'll be late.
Tell me
Sir we all want make up loan.
We will give you loan, but there are some terms and conditions.
What is it sir?
Without make up photo.
Washing vessels photo, washing bathroom photo....
Photo when you wake up.
Photo of you eating a plate full of rice.
Must submit all this.
Why all this sir?
If you don't repay?
To leak in social media.
Come let's go.
I'm okay with it sir.
Hello sir
Hello
I love my wife a lot. I want love loan sir.
Where is your wife?
She is here next to me.
We are not able to see!
I can see sir.
Dude
1... 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8..
Take - Can't see the money.
We can see.
Sir we both are in love.
We want loan.
Will let you know.
So many people!
Good business.
Hi
I will resign my job.
They will give... They will give.
Wait
Grandpa what loan do you want?
Love loan.
At this age what can you do?
Want to see my what's up chat?
See... See... - Raju aunty.. Mala aunty..
See...
Simply he came. Get lost.
Go
May God bless you - Okay thank you madam.
Okay take care.
Alcohol...
Why?
Dude there is lot of money, but we are not able to booze. Do something.
Come here
Psycho fellow
Hey how are you feeling?
I'm feeling some what.
Not now, let's see night.
Go aside.
Remove my lace.
What happened to you?
Will you help?
A... - B.. C.. D.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6..
Sir VMP jewelers?
Yes
Sir I had ordered a necklace right! - Yes... Yes sir...
You did not tell the design.
Sir design....
Ear... ear... - Earring design?
Color and design...
Sir what are you telling?
Mango... Mango...
Mango... - Mango stone?
Dance!
Belt! - You idiot
Hip belt... - Hip belt.
Which design?
Mango... Mango...
Sir mango design sir.
Tell... Tell. - Mango design.
Mango design sir
It's possible but need 15 days time sir.
Why 15 days?
Sir why 15 days?
It will take sir, mango design right!
Wait
Can't you give in 3 days sir? Will try sir.
Don't go out to booze?
Along with half boil and silver hip belt.
Dude you rocked
My wife is behind this success.
I will not forget her sacrifice.
Stop... Stop... Stop...
Sir I'm a middle class girl.
How will I repay in a week?
I want 6 months time.
I will pay in monthly installments.
Sir is it TV, fridge or washing machine to pay in installment!
Sir please wait outside - Sir
Why should I go out always?
Ask him to take that drone too.
It capture video and not audio.
6 months it seems
No sir... I don't trust her.
If he doesn't trust, ask him to continue the relationship sir.
I will love him temporarily until I repay the money.
All expenses is 50:50.
Super
If you would have done this before itself, you wouldn't have come to me.
But I have a condition sir.
What's that?
I will tell that tomorrow in park.
Why on hand?
On cheek.
Uri - Hmm
Until yesterday you were like Sai Pallavi.
Today you are like Sunny Leone
Some situation demands.
Uri can I get a chance to get a shock from your hands.
Only if you are okay.
Why from hand? You can from my thighs.
Uri will you keep quiet for 5 minutes?
First read.
if holding hand Rs.1000/-
If putting your hand on shoulder Rs.2000/-
If you hold waist Rs.3,000/-
Read
If you hug Rs.5000/-
If you kiss on cheeks Rs.10,000/- - Uri...
That's it
First wipe your mouth.
How much for lip kiss?
Rs.99,000/-
Rs.99,000/-!
Are you titanic heroin?
No Amrutanjan heroin.
Okay
There is no festival offer or combo offer?
It's there.
Okay tell me the whole package.
Hey do you think this as honeymoon package?
Love touching touching quotation.
Okay sorry
Okay I'll do Phone Pe for a kiss.
No discount?
Not even a rupee.
Okay I've done, check.
Wait let the sound come.
Hmm okay
Hey
Within this area.
If you give elsewhere it is extra. - Okay
Are you romancing in the afternoon?
Come to station.
Sir why to station?
Simply disturbance for you.
We will romance here itself.
Did I call you to station to romance? It was to punish you.
Sir why to station?
I'll give you Rs.100/- here itself adjust sir.
Okay give.
You are giving Rs.50/- don't you have respect?
Sir what ever we do it is 50:50.
Collect remain Rs.50/- from her.
Hello
Have you put my black pant for wash?
No why?
There was Rs.5000/- cash in it.
Hello did you get?
Hello... Hello there is no signal. - Hello...
Hello... Hello did you get? - Hello
Hello... Hello... - Super.
Hello - Uri
I'm outside come.
How did he get to know my house address?
I'm not there, I'm in aunty's house.
Hello turn back and see.
You can cheat me but not to my boss drone Pradeep.
What?
Felt like seeing you.
So I came. Okay I'll leave.
Hmm
Give me Rs.50/-
Why Rs.50?
To see you I put petrol for Rs.100/- 50:50.
Uri pickle.
Pickle is not there.
Boss
It's there, who told no.
Have you boozed? - Yes
I use to not like tat smell.
But you made me pivot.
I'm seeing him today - He is new.
Late night he is causing trouble.
He is fallen like this. - Look how he has fallen on road.
Camera has also fallen next to him.
He is having camera and all.
See how he has fallen.
See how bad it is.
Sorry... Sorry... Sorry... I had a urgent case in court.
So I'm late.
Sir, I can't bear with this sir.
Sir bring me out of this.
Or else I'll commit suicide.
Okay sir I don't want her money,
Sir did you hear? He doesn't want money.
CCTV, it will definitely be recorded in this.
Cut only that and submit it in court.
Let they put him in for 420 case.
Agreement or nothing will work.
Hello... Got up quickly.
Sit down.
I have one more condition.
Sir tomorrow is my birthday.
Tomorrow one day if she keeps me happy I don't want her money.
If he asks costly gift like Iphone?
I don't have cheap mentality like you.
I will not ask anything like that sir.
Then okay sir.
You will not change your words right!
Sir she must keep me happy. Even if I'm little upset, Bond cancel.
Hello - Happy birthday JRM.
Not only wishing, bring cake.
First open the door.
Happy birthday JRM.
Which flavor? - Vanilla
I don't like vanilla
One minute.
Vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, pineapple.
Happy?
I like honey cake.
Honey cake
Hey you
Keep it there and go.
I will eat it later, I'm sleepy now.
Bond!
Look how she has come.
Hey yours is drunk and drive, I’ll seize the vehicle. That’s not possible.
Hello I’m coming. I’m on my way.
Blow it.
Sir he is fully drunk.
No sir. It’s a mouth freshener.
If you want I’ll show you a demo. Wait a minute for a second.
Keep it inside sir, you ask us to keep it in right?
See sir, there is 4% alcohol content in this.
That was the last time I had my mother’s milk when I was born.
I don’t drink Someshwaran’s coffee or tea because of gastric problems, sir.
Bye sir good night.
Someone is coming behind fully drunk, please catch and file a case.
Hey stop it, put the stand.
I have got a weapon from Japan for you.
Hold it.
It’s not for blowing.
It’s for inserting.
Where to !
A thread to a needle.
Give it to me sir, it’s so easy. Hold it.
Give me correctly sir. You are full tight.
I’ll be sleeping, please insert it and wake me up.
Insert this.
Wait sir
Take the key later.
Wait sir, see I inserted now.
Is it done?
It’s almost done sir, it’s near the entrance.
Is it done?
Sir 2 minutes.
Hey what are you doing??
Sir, 2 minutes I’ll insert.
I kept the vehicle key night itself.
Drunker…
it’s just miss.
Full tank
May require for emergency.
Get down Uri.
Why?
It's too sunny let's go in cab.
Then petrol?
You are making me upset. - Oh no.. no..
Hello - Tell me Uri
I'm doing pooja in your name. Can you transfer Rs.5000/-.
I'm doing Annadhana in your name.
You transfer Rs.10,000/- - Don't lie.
Uri I want to eat Biryani.
I've brought - I don't want.
Today is Monday I'll eat curd rice.
I've brought that too.
Have you brought with dry fruits?
Hmm
Steam rice or raw rice?
Have mixed both.
Dude stop the car.
I want birthday gift.
How much? - Rs.250/-
I don't have change.
Dude - Sir
Keep the change - Thank you sir.
It's nice know?
It's not nice.
Is it! Okay
Sir take
Yes give me.
Sir how much? - Rs.9000/-
Rs.9000/-!
Urgent washroom.
I'll be back.
Sir Phone Pe.
Uri - Scanner is there.
Hmm
Hey
You insane, do you get money free of cost?
Sorry
Uri for you?
No thanks
I've brought Biryani.
For you
One lime juice.
Don't want!
Let me taste this.
Dude
What do you want sir?
4 Biryani parcel.
Chicken or mutton sir?
Mutton - Okay sir
Uri treat was super.
Thank you so much. I'll leave.
Hmm - Bye
Sir how much is the bill? - Bill has been paid madam.
He paid.
The money that you spent for my birthday is there.
Cake, petrol, cab, gift...
That day when you called me for this same restaurant I did not have money with me.
Thought of paying the bill by selling that ring.
But you said break up.
I have a request.
You cheat no problem.
But repay all the expenses and then break up.
Why because, need to spend for the other girl know.
In today's life if there is no money.
Which girl will entertain tell me?
Not only that, all of sudden if you ask for Rs.1,50,000/- Iphone!
Will I not get a doubt that are you in love with me or doing a business.
Agreement
New Iphone.
Will you wait for 2 minutes?
Hello
All of them are my ex boy friends.
Hey guys put the signature.
We are all ex boy friends.
Have I ever made you spend a rupee for me?
Obviously no.
From you
Which **** told.
From you - No
No
What did you say? Love or business.
For a new born, mom will spend.
Is that love or business?
Love
In the same way after it grows?
It will spend for mom.
Is that love or business?
Love
Husband will spend for wife.
Is that love or business?
How did mine become a business?
I'm possessive I agree.
But are you not possessive?
If I go around with some other guy...
Will you keep quiet looking at it?
I asked for a costly gift from you, as you should not leave me and go.
You are my husband.
My rights!
Again pain dude.
I can't control.
♫ I walked on without understanding my love. Please forgive me. ♫
♫ Please show some mercy to this poor heart. ♫
♫ I broke my words and I am a criminal ♫
♫ Forget everything and please love me again♫
♫ Your remembrance has troubled me so much… ♫
♫ I can't see anything except you♫
♫ Please come back to me, you are my life. ♫
♫ I can't live without you. ♫
Uri you are looking like Goddess Lakshmi and Saraswathi.
One minute I'll come.
Uri what should I right to impress girl?
They will be impressed when you hug.
Come let is hug for some more time.
No... No.. I have to tell my dad and book hall urgently.
Rs.10/-... Rs.10/-... Rs.10/-...
One who writes the exam are passed, buy for your kids they will pass. Rs.10/-...Rs.10/-...
James Cameron has used this pen brother.
Rishab Shetty has used this pen for Kantara 1 and 2.
Prashanth Neel from KGF has used this pen.
He has written the story with this pen brother.
Sir Rs.10/-... Rs.10/-... Rs.10/-...
Madam came want you want madam, black, green, yellow, blue.
You are layer know!
Yes I'm layer, doctor, engineer, police... Paid artist Rs.1500/- only.
And this is my visiting card madam. - How much is the pen?
I'm coming brother, excuse me madam. - Visiting card!
Rs.10/-... Rs.10/-... Rs.10/-...
Prashanth Neel has written Salaar in this pen.
Even Junior NTR has used this pen.
Only Rs.10/- which color you want.
You can't be without me know.
Uri! He is same like our layer know.
To whom are you calling?
I'm calling film fair team to get you a best actor award.
To give best actor award to both of you.
Madam please
In this there are few best performance of mine, please do send.
Raj B Shetty, Rishab Shetty and Rakshit Shetty.....
All of them are very close to me.
I'll refer you for Kantara 2
Tell the truth.
Madam documents are fake.
That is mobile theft insurance.
Day before was not his birthday.
He has pledged your certificate and taken loan to start this business.
Pen drive,CCTV footage and files are all fake.
Hamsalekha and Ravichandran hits are in pen drive.
Uri all this is my ex girl friends plan. Don't believe.
How could you cheat me?
Don't you feel guilty?
Could hear the sound.
I want Iphone
That's it right!
Take
Not the old one, new one.
Iphone 15 Pro max.
Keep quiet Uri don't make fun.
Not joke.
Tomorrow you have to come home and fix the marriage.
Until my mom agrees, I will not agree.
Must come tomorrow itself.
Madam my mobile.
Kantara 2
Please Kantara 2
Where's Iphone.
For Kantara 2 madam.
Madam
Who are you?
Are you a salesman.
No aunty.
Your daughter's lover.
He has come to see me.
Would you like to drink coffee or tea?
No aunty don't want.
Don't feel shy. - Think this as your house.
Then give me horlicks.
If you go straight and take left there is hotel.
There you get good horlicks and boost.
Go drink and come.
Mom now a guy will come willing to marry me.
Hmm
Don't give your consent.
Hmm
Play with him.
Okay
Okay
Aunty I have brought silk saree for you.
Don't take.
Rs.20,000/- aunty.
Mom
Aunty look here.
What is this? - I'll show you demo.
Aunty you will be cooking and you can't see serial.
If you have this.
Yo can catch serial while cooking.
You will be washing cloths, can't watch serial.
If you have this.
While washing cloths, can see serial.
Super aunty you caught the point.
Aunty I'm your son in law know?
Yes
You are my son in law.
She is one more.
How I made your mom agree.
If you are brave make my dad agree let's see.
In 2 minutes I'll make your dad agree.
If I don't make him agree my name is not Urmi Aaradhana alias Uri.
Uncle - Hmm
I'm your daughter in law. Am I beautiful?
You are like that the Goddess Lakshmi and Saraswathi photo in pooja room.
Something is missing.
Then are you okay with me.
One week ago itself I told that monkey know.
Wait until 8 dear.
Why is he seeing like this?
Who are you?
Uncle take your book and see.
Book!
Madha your mom has come in the form of your daughter in law.
Make her your daughter in law.
You will be happy.
All these days where had you been leaving me?
Mom!
Wait a minute.
Take
Are you happy?
Oh come JRM.
Students maintain silence.
Silence... Silence... Silence...
Silence...
You are giving love loan to our college students it seems.
Sir loan is given for break up too.
You are a thief.
Sir I'm getting married.
Oh is it!
My fiancee.
Come
Sister in law... Sister in law... Sister in law...
Sir we will give honeymoon loan.
Sir... Thank you sir.
Good luck.
Thank you... - Thank you.
For madam
Thank you - Welcome
Sir photo.
I'll take selfie.
Excuse me please.
You fatty... So sad of her.
Nice pair know!
My girl sir.
Gifted to him.
Sacrifice sir... Sacrifice.
Tell she is lover for all of us.
Sorry sir
She is lover for all of us.
Fate
Sir
Do you need love loan?
No
Slowly...
Madam, do you want any loan?
Yes
Hey give demo.
If you get a boy friend then love loan.
If you end love then break up loan.
If you get a new boy friend then top up loan.
If you leave all this and get married then marriage loan.
After marriage to enjoy honeymoon loan.
If you want to have baby then pregnancy loan.
If you are bored with your husband then divorce loan.
After marriage, if you fall in love again setup loan.
This set up loan has an offer, why don't you check out.
Very nice, I'll tell all my friends.
Is your wife good - No
Average figure aunty. - You will not get that too.
Why so much hair fall?
What is in that cover?
I have to feed so many.
Lots of love.
Foreign figure is there come.
How much is this necklace?
Rs.4,45,000/-
It is 65 gms.
Is it! - Yes
Color has faded.
I think it is market piece.
You get it in market for Rs.1000/-.
You put dude.
Some more please.
I'll not tell, you put.
They will not get to know you put.
Give one 90 nothing will happen.
Dude please.. Please.. Please..
Please give me - It's not enough for me.
Who is he?
From where did you bring?
It's nice know sir.
Really will no one know this is duplicate gold?
Sir if your wife get doubt. You cut my head, cook in your cooker and eat.
When Hollywood, Bollywood and Sandalwood director did not get doubt, will your wife get?
You loafer.
You have to buy me Rs.4,00,000/- necklace.
Until then you must not booze.
In case if you drink, I'll wear bikini and do item dance in marriage hall.
Drink only once I'll see.
Get up and come
I'm showing you something important right!
Look
Someone has done our break up video.
Full viral 18 million views.
I'm feeling insulted.
Your lover's dad is a loafer.
Don't shout.
In the same hall he has yelled at my dad and canceled the marriage.
As teacher told a lie on my son, I destroyed her house.
Today I will unclothe you both and my aunty will cover this video.
Then will I leave you.
Next week teacher and your daughter in law's ex lover will come to marriage and kill your son it seems.
If he is dare enough let him come and touch my son and daughter in law on stage.
Lord Narasimha came out from a pillar, similarly I will from earth.
Hey hit... Hit...
Hey Jagan
He is the one who took care of you in Bangalore for 20 years.
Hey hit... Hit...
Boss.... Boss...
Please leave my son.
Brother...
You are an MLA right! Call another 50 rowdies.
Let us kill all of them here today.
Boss has a capacity to create 4 or 5 MLA's like me.
Raghu Mohan Shetty.
He is leading such a life for his son.
If you utter even one word, I'll not be quite.
Boss leave my son.
Call me boss.
Boss
Leave him
Hey get up... Get up...
Those who created history in the world are losers.
I have heard of so many stories.
But just to make you learn the value of money.
To make you understand the values of life.
To make you live independently.
In spite of having Rs.100 Crores property...
From 20 years they lived in a small house like poor people.
Have you seen such parents anywhere?
Raghu Mohan Shetty...
Is a pearl of Malpe.
I'm his manager.
In 2002 in all popular news paper in Karnataka, there will be a headline that son had killed his mom.
It becomes a big news.
He did not know it was his mother because of money laundering and drug addiction.
He realized that was his mother and goes to police and surrender.
That was non other than your mom's brother.
Your wealth ruined him.
Don't do the mistake that I did.
Your grandmother was dead.
You were still in your mother's womb.
This is something that worries your parent a lot.
Then they decide.
When you went to Bangalore hostel, they went me to take care of you.
Without your knowledge.
Your friend Altee did not ask for money in social media saying that you have cancer.
It was your ex lover fruity.
They are in love.
Those videos were deleted from server...
We warned your friend indirectly.
I told your dad when you had a break up.
Then a story was built.
Finance, mom's earring and rings were a drama.
It was a drama to make you come out of it.
Not only that, your dad is the one who made you get an idea in the bus.
Your girl use to enter hostel without permission.
She use to come to college to.
How was it?
Shrusti group of institution is your mom's.
They had cheers girls in college to keep you happy.
Purposefully they made me feel ashamed.
Indirectly they prompted me to start a business.
They even suspended me.
We can create history in life only if you lose.
Invisible God will be in temple.
These are the visible God.
You should be insulted in life and then you will prosper.
We have to struggle, be sad and then lose.
The one who created history are....
the losers.
Greetings sir,
I just came to meet you.
Hope you are fine
I have got fish because you like it.
When my son is in so difficult time in Bangalore…
it won’t be fair to have this food.
Sir, have some.
No, please take it.
Hey
Okay, I’ll take it. Bye.
Okay bye.
Did it get hurt dude?
No sir, nothing has happened.
Good.
You acted well.
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