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Hey. Hi, Richie.

Nice to see you again. Long time to see you. I haven't seen you in so long.

Is that my Richie Pooh bear?

I haven't seen you in so long.

Oh, my God.

You are like a girl. Let me look at you. Turn around.

Turn around.

Oh, my God. You're like a girl. Oh, Richie. You do.

It's really good. You're like a girl. Oh, my.

Look at these.

You have like muscles.

Oh, you are so much bigger than I remember.

Come on, let's eat.

I'm starving.

Darling, don't be so impatient. We haven't said grace yet.

Who looks great?

Who looks absolutely great? Why don't we go sit down? You are so much bigger.

You are like this big.

Okay, why don't we go sit down? You're so cute.

Did you? She did, actually.

She took a little coaxing, of course. But I'm so happy that you did.

Darling, why don't we say grace?

Say grace.

Lord, we want to thank you for the food that you have given us.

We would like to thank my beautiful wife over there for preparing this meal.

And also my daughter who has assisted her.

And we're glad you made the visit to us, Richie.

Um, yeah, it was my pleasure.

I'm glad I'm here.

Amen.

Okay, let's eat.

You want to pass around the food, darling?

Mmm, thank you. I love some stuffing.

Don't we all?

Brussels sprouts, anyone?

Ooh, I'm going to pass on the Brussels sprouts with mashed potatoes.

Come on.

Just a little bit on your plate.

Come on. You're so controlling.

Darling, you could use some balls on your plate. It's fine.

And you should eat some too, darling.

No, I'm not into that. Sorry.

Honey, you're helped.

Richie, how'd school go?

So far, so good.

She's doing great with school.

I bet she is. I am. I'm making straight A's.

Yeah, you're very handy. Very smart.

You bring the potatoes over here.

You want some potatoes, pops? Thanks, honey.

Okay, let me finish.

Here. So did you make this one?

Yeah, I helped with the stuffing.

You know what? I think I forgot something in the kitchen.

Want some potatoes?

No, I'm okay.

Pass the gravy, Dad.

Thank you, Daddy.

Everything's so good.

I agree.

Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Okay, hurry up, will you?

I need you. Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Like now, I'm with you, dude. I'm coming, LTT.

That fucking shit.

I'm not saying hurry up, mate.

I'll be just fine.

Remember, it's good to get one Thanksgiving.

Thank you.

cousin Richie's here?

Yeah, I've missed him ever since he moved away.

I want you to show him those new bikinis you got. See which one he likes best.

Sounds good.

All right.

Donald, you know we also bought her other things.

Stop pestering her about everything.

I'm not pestering her.

She's a beautiful young lady.

Of course she is, but she doesn't have to flaunt everything.

My goodness.

Some women need to have some sensitivities in this family.

I thought I was... That's old.

Darling, that's not always the case.

How was the food, everyone?

Amazing. Delicious. Excellent. Oh, I'm so glad.

I am thankful for that everyone got here safely and that we're all enjoying the

food. And, of course, for darling Richie Poo getting here. We haven't seen you

in so long.

It's been a long time. He sure has grown up.

Right? He was this big. I mean, he was about, what, up to my tits? Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, he's got other body parts, Mom.

Well, I mean, you know.

He was like, yay, hi.

Yeah. You know, by the end of the year.

And now he's so much bigger. Like, he's really grown. Well, I want to know what

Richie's thankful for.

Please do tell.

That's kind of hard to put into words right now.

I'm sure you can muster up the spirit. I'm thankful for family.

Well, everyone keep eating.

Would anyone like some apple pie? Because I have dessert.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I would love some apple pie.

Yeah.

Oopsies.

I dropped my fork.

Okay,

we'll go back.

What about we book our trip later on? Yeah?

Okay, we'll do it. Because we'll get flight?

We need to get you a new suit too. Remember we have, what is it, that

yours, her daughter is getting married soon?

Angela. Yes.

We have to buy you a new suit for that, remember?

Yes. I probably should get a new suit.

And I think we also need to tell them what we want to eat. I think their

were... What was it? Chicken or fish or some other odd option. Oh, vegan.

That's right. They're having this whole weird, bizarre veganism.

Oh, God. I can't. I'm not into that either.

I like my steak.

I completely agree with you, darling.

That's why you're my wife.

I know.

We're meat people.

We both eat meat.

Richie, darling, are you okay?

You seem really tense.

Are you feeling all right? Do you want me to get you something?

No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. Are you sure?

Mm -hmm.

Do you want to take a sip of your drink?

It looks like you fall asleep at the table.

Maybe it's allergies.

No, I'm not tired.

We get horrible allergies, don't we, darling, this time of year?

Oh, it's just awful.

I tell you all the time. Or you know what? You get really bad heartburn. I'm

just really excited to be here.

Darling, seriously.

You're like the Zumba of the floor. Did you finally find that fork?

It's so embarrassing.

It's right here. It's right here. I've got it. I'm sorry, Mom. It happens all

the time whenever we have a guest. She constantly just has silverware or a

napkin or food on the floor.

It's okay.

I got it. It's right here.

She's always dropping things. Would you rather lose all your silverware, Mom?

You know this is expensive silverware that you need for Thanksgiving.

I know, but mine keeps pouring.

Sweetie, you look really tense. I don't know if he was feeling uncomfortable.

Do you think it's my fault?

Well, it usually is. I mean, I'm the lovely host here.

I'm practically perfect, aren't I, darling?

Yes, dear.

Why don't you go and apologize? And when you're done, bring back the apple pie

and the granola. No, whatever.

Make yourself presentable.

What are

you

doing? I didn't come last time.

So what are you trying to say?

What do you think I'm trying to say?

Okay.

Oh, look at this fucking goose. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Oh, I just did that like that.

Fuck. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Wait, that's it?

I don't get to come?

be heated a little bit warmer, but it's fine.