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[SIRENS BLARING]
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OCTAVIUS:
It's not that kind of suit,
Mr. O'Hirn.
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You will never
be able to remove it.
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But it's tough, right, doc?
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Indeed.
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But your skin
will fuse to the armor.
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A thick, titanium resin armor.
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A permanent change.
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Is it me, or is your boy trying
to talk my boy outta this?
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Look, O'Hirn.
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You'll be tough.
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Tough enough to bring down
you-know-who.
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Then what's the holdup?
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[SCREAMING]
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NORMAN:
Let it finish, Otto.
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You owe me a success.
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No more flukes like the Sandman.
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I need supermercenaries
I can mass-produce...
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no matter how many thugs
we have to go through.
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Or how many doctors.
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[SCREAMING]
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What's with the jungle look?
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Uh, the animal kingdom
offers many useful ideas.
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That armor is a part of him now,
a thick, impenetrable hide.
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The extras up top there
provide offensive capabilities,
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making him unstoppable.
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The good doctor has his quirks,
but this approaches competence.
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Your Mr. Lincoln
will be pleased.
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Ixnay, we don't
ever use the L-word.
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Call him the Big Man.
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O'HIRN:
What's goin' on?
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HAMMERHEAD:
Mind your own business, O'Hirn.
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Right.
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My business.
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Better get to it, then.
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[♪♪♪]
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'Cause the Rhino don't wanna
keep Spider-Man waitin'!
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[CAR ALARMS SOUNDING]
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Livin' on the edgeFighting crime, spinning webs ♪
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♪ Swinging fromThe highest ledge ♪
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♪ He can leap above our heads ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ahAh, ah, ah ♪
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♪ Villains on the riseAnd the city's victimized ♪
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♪ Looking up with no surpriseArriving in the speed of time ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ahAh, ah, ah ♪
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♪ SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man ♪
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♪ SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular ♪
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♪ SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man ♪
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♪ SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Hit it, go ♪
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Help, police!
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Must be 2000 in here.
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Score!
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PUNK:
Yeah, and Spidey's too busy
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popping big bads
to worry about us.
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Ta-da!
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Say my name,
and I magically appear.
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Okay, you should
fasten your seatbelt.
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And you should pull over.
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Right, o-okay, yeah--
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No way!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[SIRENS BLARING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Surf's up!
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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Yee-haw!
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EDDIE:
So, uh, guess it's
Fall Formal time in Midtown.
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Pete ask you yet?
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Pete says he isn't going.
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Tell you what.
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Let me be your date.
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I'll even dance.
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PARKER:
Uh, you don't even
have to dance.
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Plus, if you say yes,
I promise to stop asking.
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Parker!
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I pay you for front-page
material.
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This stuff belongs
back with the funnies.
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PARKER:
So you don't want 'em?
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Not the point. What is
the point? Here's the point!
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Quit harassing my secretary
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and get me a Page 1
web-head blowout!
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Trust me, Mr. Jameson,
when Spidey goes into action,
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I'll be there.
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Listen, you insufferable whelp!
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When your publisher--
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You! Benny!
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I said corned beef not pastrami!
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What? You wanna give me gas?
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You're only four years older.
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When you're 70 and I'm 66,
I'll seem quite the catch.
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Ha-ha. All right,
I'll think about it.
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That's great!
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You won't regret it.
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It's just a maybe.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[♪♪♪]
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Wahoo!
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I'm wearing her down.
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Ha-ha. Goodness, what's this?
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It's a great day.
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For starters,
I sold more pics.
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Here's 90 percent
to pay the bills.
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And 10 percent for
my new camera fund.
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And that's not even
the best news.
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I'm going to the formal,
Aunt May. I got a date.
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Almost, for sure.
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That's wonderful, Peter.
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I had hoped
you'd change your mind.
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So I took in your uncle's tuxedo
to save you money on a rental.
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The corsage and car service
will be expensive enough.
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Oh, car service?
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Ah, this'll barely pay
for the corsage.
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What am I gonna do?
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I can't ask Betty
to take the bus.
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Betty?
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Who's Betty?
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[HORNS HONKING]
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AUNT MAY:
Miss Brant?
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I'm May Parker, Peter's aunt.
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Might I buy you a cup of coffee?
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Well, it's official.
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I'm going to the Fall Formal
with Glory Grant. Ha-ha.
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I can top that,
I'm almost definitely going
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with Betty Brant. Ha-ha.
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Hey, Grant, Brant.
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Our girls rhyme.
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Puny Parker's got a date?
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Right!
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You wouldn't
know her, Flash.
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She's 20 years old and hot.
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Come on,
at least tell a good lie.
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Bet you show up
without any date.
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Or you don't show up at all.
I'll take that bet.
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Loser dresses as
a cheerleader for Halloween.
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You're on.
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Oh, look,
my girl's texting me now.
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[BEEPS]
Having coffee with Aunt May.
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Um, how old did you say
your girl was?
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[CHUCKLING]
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I gotta go.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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No one goes up to the Bugle
without a pass, sir.
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Make an exception.
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[ELEVATOR DINGS, MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hit 22, please.
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These don't work so good
on the little buttons.
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Actually, uh, 22's
already pressed, uh, so...
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You're going to the Bugle?
Ha-ha.
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Yeah, your name
ain't Parker, is it?
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Ha-ha. No point
in paying the city prices,
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when there's perfectly good
coffee here.
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I do appreciate a sensible girl.
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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Bring me Peter Parker!
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What does that awful man
want with my nephew?
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Shh. We'll ask Peter later.
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RHINO:
I ain't stupid.
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Peter Parker takes all
the web-creep's pictures.
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[♪♪♪]
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I've gotta hurry.
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Before Aunt May
destroys everything.
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Who do you think you are?
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Oh, or what do you
think you are?
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I'll give you 15 seconds
to write me a check
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for these damages or--
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I-I mean,
how may I be of service?
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Peter Parker!
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Now.
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[♪♪♪]
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JAMESON:
Uh, don't-- Parker?
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Uh, Parker the photographer?
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Oh, uh, never met the guy.
No address, either.
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Only makes contact by e-mail.
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[GRUNTS]
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What a fine, brave man
to protect my nephew that way.
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I'm glad Peter's found
such good people to work with.
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But you're too old
for him, dear.
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[GASPS]
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[♪♪♪]
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What do you think, I'm stupid?
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Well,
you are dressed stupid.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTING]
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Put me down.
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It's for your own safety,
picklepuss.
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What do you want with Parker?
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You. Just you.
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And payback for all the times
you took me down.
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O'Hirn?
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Not anymore.
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Call me Rhino.
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Hey, watch it,
glass doors are expensive.
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[GRUNTS]
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Your goop's useless now, creep.
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First Marko becomes Sandman,
now this?
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What's the Big Man's next move?
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Turning Flash Thompson
into the Belligerent Bug-Zapper?
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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If I can't stop this bruiser,
maybe 2 feet of concrete will.
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[GRUNTING]
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No!
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[SIRENS BLARING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Ha-ha. Thrill ride.
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Attention Rhino.
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Lay down flat...
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in your crater.
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And keep your handswhere we can see them.
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You see 'em now?
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[♪♪♪]
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[ALL SHOUT]
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[GRUNTS]
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This one's mine, detective.
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Hey, needle-nose!
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The party's over here.
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Ha-ha. You like being hunted,
freak?
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Would you please
look who's talking?
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I may be a freak,
but I'm not a coward!
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Even the old O'Hirn
never ran away scared!
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I'm scared all right.
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Scared some bystander
will get hurt.
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Gotta lure rawhide
someplace deserted.
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Hurry up, hippo!
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Whoa!
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But where do you find deserted
in a city of 8 million?
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[GRUNTS]
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Stupid truck.
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Made me lose Spider-creep.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[YELPS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Ugh. That's gonna leave a mark.
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[GROANS]
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[GRUNTS]
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This always works
in the cartoons.
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Oh, television
so cannot be trusted.
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[GRUNTS]
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Remember what I did
to them bowling balls?
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[♪♪♪]
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Wait, wait.
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What?
Weight.
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[GRUNTS]
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Where'd you go?
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[PANTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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How's that for confident?
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He stops to satisfy
before smashing me.
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Unless it's not confidence.
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Okay, break's over.
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[♪♪♪]
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Ha. You missed.
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Over here, Moose.
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Let's play follow the leader.
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Think you can hide
from me down there?
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Think again.
263
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,398
Whew!
264
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,465
Hot enough for you?
265
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,134
Come on, you big lug,
266
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,836
let's go for a run.
267
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,138
[GROWLING]
268
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,614
[SCREAMS]
269
00:14:44,749 --> 00:14:46,383
[GROANING]
270
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:49,753
SPIDER-MAN:
Can't help noticing
you've stopped spouting off.
271
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,088
[PANTING]
272
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,089
What's the matter?
273
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:54,491
Mouth a little dry?
274
00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:57,661
[♪♪♪]
275
00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:06,804
[CAR ALARMS SOUNDING]
276
00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:12,476
See, my mistake was trying to
crack open that hide of yours.
277
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:15,413
Ha. Nothing can do that.
278
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,347
Big Man's guys told me.
279
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:19,183
I'm impenetrable.
280
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:22,920
Too true. And if nothing can
penetrate, you can't perspire.
281
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,089
Your face is sweating
for your whole body.
282
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,224
It's probably enough
under most conditions.
283
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,259
But in a steam tunnel...
284
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,995
I gotta...get outta here...
285
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,898
[PANTING]
286
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,901
Yeah, good luck with that.
287
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:55,486
[SCREAMS]
288
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,388
[PANTS]
289
00:16:00,758 --> 00:16:01,859
[PANTING]
290
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,127
Come one, come all.
291
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,295
Before your very eyes,
292
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,264
the world's largest
dehydrated turtle.
293
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,700
I swear I'm gonna crush you.
294
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,636
Promised Big Man I'd crush you.
295
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,105
Crush you...crush you...
296
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,441
I'll crush you...
297
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,844
Are we losing it a bit,
Alexander?
298
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,546
Only Mama calls me Alexander.
299
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,648
You're not my mama.
300
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,551
Not my mama...mama...
301
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,187
Yes, I think we are.
302
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,022
Mama?
303
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:34,325
Do I have to
go to school?
304
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,728
So, Alexander, tell Mama:
305
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,230
Who's the Big Man?
306
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,865
Ixnay.
307
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,968
We don't ever use the B-word.
308
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:48,105
Call him, Mr. Lincoln.
309
00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:52,043
[GROANS]
310
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,644
You're gonna need a crane.
311
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:55,812
[SIRENS BLARING]
312
00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:57,681
HAMMERHEAD:
I'm impressed.
313
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,984
Rhino's still underground.
314
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,252
And OsCorp's already
got the contract
315
00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:04,621
to build his prison cell.
316
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:06,990
After our success
containing Sandman,
317
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,827
whom else would the city call?
318
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:13,564
Meaning you get paid
comin' and goin'.
319
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:14,398
Sweet.
320
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,234
Very.
But these midtown brawls...
321
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:20,271
People are beginning
to ask questions.
322
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:23,240
Best to let things
cool off for a bit.
323
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:24,842
We cool off,
324
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,743
when the Big Man says so, see?
325
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:29,413
Or do you want people
to know who created
326
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:31,582
Freak 1 and Freak 2?
327
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:36,454
Please, there's nothing to trace
them back to OsCorp or myself.
328
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,822
Really?
329
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,056
Tell that to Dr. Octavius.
330
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,559
Hey, Dad,
great news!
331
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,727
I got straight A's
on my midterms.
332
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,830
I made the varsity football
team, first-string.
333
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,197
I have a date to
tonight's formal
334
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:48,999
with one of the hottest girls--
Harry.
335
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,367
Can't you see I'm in a meeting?
336
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,403
Get out.
337
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,437
Yes, sir.
338
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,005
Sorry.
339
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,574
Didn't mean to interrupt.
340
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,509
[♪♪♪]
341
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:02,145
JAMESON:
That wall-crawler's
as bad as the Rhino.
342
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:04,081
I'll sue 'em blind!
343
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,150
Is it, uh, safe to come out yet?
344
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:09,086
Peter, were you here
this whole time?
345
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:09,820
I-i-i-it's okay.
346
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,155
I was hiding.
347
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,022
I-I'm good at hiding.
348
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:15,091
I can also be very heroic,
honest.
349
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:17,260
Could we talk for a minute?
350
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:20,097
About tonight,
I can't go with you.
351
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:24,134
I'm-- I'm too old for you,
and it's just too weird.
352
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:25,436
You think I'm weird?
353
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,970
Oh, no, you're not weird, Peter.
354
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,505
It's weird.
355
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:31,608
I'm sorry.
356
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,943
Oh, dear.
357
00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:36,580
How disappointing. I imagine
you need some time alone.
358
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,081
I'll find my own way home.
359
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,317
PETER:
I gotta make somethinggo right.
360
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,752
Uh, Mr. Foswell?
361
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:45,222
Do you know anything
about a Mr. Lincoln?
362
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,790
Our 16th President?
363
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,791
Uh, not-- Not that Lincoln.
364
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:52,028
This one might also go
by the name, Big Man?
365
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,798
Bah. You must mean
L. Thompson Lincoln.
366
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,834
Yeah, a rumor surfaces
every few years
367
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,969
that he's some kind
of crime lord,
368
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,470
but, hey, I checked it out.
369
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,841
Lincoln looks a little odd,
but he's one of the good guys.
370
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,210
A true philanthropist.
Straight as they come.
371
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,012
Hey, if there is
a Big Man out there,
372
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:11,215
his name's not Lincoln.
373
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:11,982
[GRUNTS]
374
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,050
[LOUD THUD]
375
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:13,951
[JAMESON GROANS]
376
00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:22,426
[BOTH GRUNT]
377
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,300
I'm here to see Mr. Lincoln.
378
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,135
Then you should
make an appointment.
379
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:34,071
But perhaps
we'll make an exception
380
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,939
for the hero of the day.
381
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,776
I am L. Thompson Lincoln.
382
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:39,743
Please, you're the Big Man.
383
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:43,514
In my life,
I've been called many names.
384
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,516
My favorite is Tombstone.
385
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:47,551
Back off!
386
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:48,952
I just took down the Rhino.
387
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,554
A pale guy in a suit
doesn't stand a--
388
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:51,488
[GRUNTS]
389
00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:55,192
[GRUNTS]
390
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,393
Don't move.
391
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:57,628
Just listen.
392
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:01,465
And I'll teach you
the facts of life.
393
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,403
The Big Man,
whomever he might be,
394
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,238
has nothing against heroes.
395
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,976
No hero can thwart enough crime
to dent his income.
396
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,544
But you--
397
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,912
You frighten criminals
off the street entirely.
398
00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:19,283
Except when you're off battling
the likes of the Rhino.
399
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:21,785
Then the Big Man's profitable
army of petty thugs
400
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:25,756
think themselves beneath
the Spider-Man's notice.
401
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,292
So as long as I
keep fighting crime,
402
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,027
you'll keep making
bigger and ba--
403
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,428
Now, you're learning.
404
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:34,098
But there is a way out.
405
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,033
Come work for me.
406
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,735
You can still save the world
like a good hero.
407
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,071
I'll even pay you.
408
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,241
All you have to remember is to
look the other way on occasion.
409
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,844
On any occasion I choose.
410
00:20:50,781 --> 00:20:52,582
I can't ever look
the other way again.
411
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,284
Let's finish this.
412
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:56,453
[SIGHS]
If you insist.
413
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,289
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
414
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,724
TOMBSTONE:
Spider-Man has trespassed
on my property,
415
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:04,394
assaulted my employees
and threatened my person.
416
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:05,462
Wait.
417
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:06,396
You can't listen to him.
418
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:08,165
He's the bad guy. He's--
419
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,967
[GRUNTING]
420
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,868
Freeze, Spider-Man.
You're under--
421
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:12,970
[GRUNTS]
422
00:21:16,307 --> 00:21:17,574
I never ran
from the cops before.
423
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,143
I mean, this reeks.
424
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,610
I've won all the battles
425
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,946
and never came close
to winning the war.
426
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,148
But Tombstone
did make one mistake.
427
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:27,284
Now I know there is a war.
428
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,686
So bring it on.
429
00:21:31,989 --> 00:21:33,289
AUNT MAY:
Oh, see?
430
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,459
A perfect fit.
431
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,227
But what's the point?
432
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,029
Betty said no.
433
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,930
Gwen's not home.
434
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:42,465
I already lost the bet
to Flash.
435
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,767
Showing up alone
would just make it worse.
436
00:21:44,769 --> 00:21:47,837
Well, then isn't it lucky
that Anna Watson's niece,
437
00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:50,541
that sweet Mary Jane,
is on her way over?
438
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,309
Miss Wonderful Personality...
439
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,377
[SHUDDERS]
440
00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:54,845
...is coming here?
441
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,280
Now?
442
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:57,247
There she is.
443
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,116
Oh, my, what a lovely dress.
444
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:01,518
Here, I bought her corsage.
445
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,153
Couldn't afford
the limousine, but--
446
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,488
You planned this?
447
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,757
Aunt May,
you're an evil mastermind.
448
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,725
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Just answer the door, dear.
449
00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:12,796
[♪♪♪]
450
00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:13,997
[GASPS]
451
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,366
You mean...
452
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:19,036
you're Mary Jane Watson?
453
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,672
Ha-ha. Face it, tiger.
454
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:25,309
You just hit the jackpot.
455
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,877
[♪♪♪]
456
00:22:35,253 --> 00:22:37,220
[♪♪♪]
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