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- ( Cell phone chimes )
- Hannah: Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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- Oh, my God.
- What? What's up?
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Oh, my God.
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( Laughs )
What is this?
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- Charlie: What's going on?
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
That's a dick.
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Somebody please
explain this to me.
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That's a semi-hard dick
with a squirrel's skin
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wrapped around it.
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Adam just texted that to me.
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I have no words.
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I am sorry that
I woke you up, but...
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are you kidding? I'm so
glad you woke us up.
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- This is mental.
- That is a big dick.
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How can you tell?
It's so close up.
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You need, like, more context
to know how big the dick is.
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No, trust me.
I can tell.
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I feel like I can smell
it through the phone.
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You never send me dick pics.
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- Do you want one?
- No.
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Ew.
( Laughs )
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- ( Cell phone chimes )
- Oh.
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- It's him.
- Oh, my God.
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I don't... it's probably, like, his
asshole wearing a friendship bracelet.
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- ( Laughs )
- It's a text.
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It says, "sorry,that wasn't for you."
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"Sorry" is spelled s-r-y
and in capitals.
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What are you doing?
Don't respond to that.
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Why not?
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Because he basicallyjust told you
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that picture of his penis
is meant for another girl.
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He never mentioned a girl.
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You're smarter
than this, Hannah.
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Okay, if there
was another girl,
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he would never be
this obvious about it.
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Yes, he would.
He's a noted psychopath.
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- You don't know. You've never met him.
- No one has.
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This is the first evidence
of his existence.
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Okay, what would you write?
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Or just ask him
if you can borrow his dick
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- to club some baby seals.
- ( All laugh )
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Do not respond.
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Just trust me on this one.
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Don't respond.
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Do not respond.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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( Door closes )
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( Music playing )
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( Clicks )
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( Theme music playing )
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Man:
Hannah.
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What are we gonna do with you?
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I really apologize.
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I thought I had a better
handle on windows,
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and I am more of a Mac girl, but if
you give me an hour with the manual...
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I'm just giving you a hard time.
I know you'll get there.
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Thank you so much.
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"Work with the chart wizard."
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You look tense.
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Oh, no, I'm good. I'm just
a hunchy person naturally.
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Mm.
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- Thank you.
- ( Sighs )
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Okay, now, just lean
into the pain.
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My wife and I took a Reiki
healing course at Club Med.
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- Fascinating stuff.
- Uh...
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okay.
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You need to sit up
a bit straighter.
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Yeah, my mom tells me
that all the time.
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And open up the solar plexus.
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And just breathe.
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- You feel that?
- Hannah: I do.
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Man: Oh, much better.
Much better.
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That's really much better.
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Shoshanna: 'Cause it's
like an exclamation point
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next to "hi" makes it, like,
a little bit overeager,
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but, like, a period
is kind of okay...
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you know what the weirdest
part about having a job is?
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Um, I'm...
no, I'm a student.
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You have to be there every day,
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even on the days
you don't feel like it.
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- Do you not feel like it today?
- Today's fine.
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I just don't know
how I'll feel tomorrow.
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Shoshanna.
Hey, you remember me?
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It's Matt, Matt Kornstein.
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Camp Ramah.
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Y-yeah, hi.
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You led the most intense
kitchen raid I ever saw
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in my time
as a junior counselor.
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That was pretty intense.
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No, it was the most intense.
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We planned it for,
like, weeks, but...
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It was really awesome.
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You know...
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Okay, I'm gonna
leave you guys to...
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Whatever this is.
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Yeah, but didn't you go home early that summer?
Like, what was with that?
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Because I think I heard a rumor
that you tried to kill yourself
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by sucking all the air
out of a raft.
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No way.
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Okay, I'm anxious,
not depressed.
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I did that on a dare.
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( Laughs )
Oh.
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I will never forget
the time that you saved
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that girl who was stuck
between two kayaks.
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Oh, yeah.
A leg in each kayak...
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you can die that way.
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Like, seriously,
you can split your ass.
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( Laughs )
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Totally.
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- We should hang out.
- Yeah.
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Um, I... I kind of have
class right now,
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but I could, like,
totally cancel it.
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- Like tonight.
- Okay.
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- Yeah, we should hang out tonight.
- Um... yeah.
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( Toilet flushes )
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- Hey, Lesley.
- Hey, Hannah.
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How's your first week going?
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It's good.
It's been good.
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Listen, I'm just wondering
if there was anything specific
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you thought I should
know about rich.
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Mm. He touch you?
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Yeah. Like my breasts
a little bit.
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I know.
Rich massaged Hannah.
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Oh, yeah?
You'll get used to it.
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What?
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Look, I know it's gross,
but he's really nice
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and he got Tommy
health insurance.
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He doesn't complain if I come
in or if I don't and stuff.
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And he paid for my
sister to go to camp.
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Oh, and he got me
an iPod for my birthday.
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- That was very nice of him.
- I know. It's a Nano.
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So you've never said
anything to him about it?
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- No, never.
- Why?
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Wow.
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- Okay.
- Oh, my God.
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- What happened to your eyebrows?
- My eyebrows?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, they're really, really patchy.
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Oh, well, I plucked them
all out in eighth grade
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and I feel like they just
grew back differently.
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Here, let me...
let me see something.
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I'm gonna do something
with them, okay?
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Yeah, she's gonna
make them good.
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Wow, your eyelids
are oily, really oily.
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- Yeah.
- Have you noticed that?
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- No. What would that be from?
- Probably your diet.
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- Yeah. You eat salad?
- Um, y-yes.
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Vegetables,
lots of vegetables, right?
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- You're a vegetarian?
- I was. I'm not anymore.
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I can tell you're a vegetarian.
It's okay.
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- Lesley: You know what's good for your skin?
- What?
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- Sugar.
- Mm-hmm. Brown sugar.
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No, white sugar.
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- ( Banging )
- Right? So, I mean, the melody was...
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♪ Oh, wherere
you going... ♪
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( Imitates drums )
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♪ In those keds? ♪
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And then I would
just sing that twice
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and then you would
help me out on the...
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sing along with me on the...
♪ in those keds? ♪
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- On the last one? Just the last one, right?
- Yeah.
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Both:
♪ in those keds? ♪
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Nice. Maybe I'll do a little,
shh, rubout on the bongos.
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- Yeah. That's beautiful.
- Yeah.
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And are you comfortable... like,
does the concept of the song...
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is that clear to you?
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You're walking behind a girl on the
street and she's wearing keds.
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- Yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah.
- Right.
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Thanks for helping me with this, man.
I really appreciate it.
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Marnie's been
completely on edge lately
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and I just wanna surprise her
with something nice.
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Mm-hmm. Like a coffee table
made out of street garbage.
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Yeah, I mean, it looks like
that, but it's in the style
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of this thing that she likes
from restoration hardware.
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Your girlfriend
is my own private nightmare.
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Do you understand that?
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Someone should just fuck her
to teach her a lesson.
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- ( Banging )
- You know, just fuckin' chain her up to a post
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and just fuckin' fuck her hard.
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And just whip her. Just fuckin'
whip her until she fuckin'...
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Whatever.
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But that's what I'm saying.
It wasn't always like this.
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I mean, it wasn't
like this in college.
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I think she's
just going through
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some kind of temporary
adjustment into adult life.
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It's not adult life if your
parents pay for your BlackBerry.
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She pays for half
of her BlackBerry.
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Bullshit.
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Where are you going?
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Well, we've never been
in the girl apartment
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without the girls
being here, right?
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There's no way I'm not gonna
fondle some girl stuff.
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You were late.
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What do you mean I was late?
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I was like five minutes late.
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You're such a little
Nazi, you know that?
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- I just don't like school.
- I know.
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Well, that's because
you're not insane.
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- How was your day?
- I ate my snack, but I lost my barrette.
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You smoked
a pack of cigarettes?
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( Louder ) I ate my snack,
but I lost my barrette.
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Hold on. You ate
a pack of cigarettes?
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Do you realize
how out of line that is?
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Daddy, daddy!
Terry!
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- Oh, my goodness!
- Hey! Fancy meeting you here.
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What's up, you little turds?
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Monkey, so Uncle Terry
just got back from...
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- rehab!
- Tahoe.
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Swear to God, I told her Tahoe.
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Can we stay with you?
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No, sweetheart,
because daddy and Uncle Terry
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have to go talk
about some work stuff.
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What work stuff?
You don't even have a job.
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( Ughs )
Busted.
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- Okay, come on. We're going to the park.
- It's raining.
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Okay, well, a woman should
know when she's not wanted.
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- All right, we'll see you later.
- Girls: Bye, dad! Bye, Terry.
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Terry, don't quit
before the miracle.
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Yikes.
Where'd you find her?
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Back of the "village voice"?
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Katherine found her.
She's great, very present.
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Present.
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Who cares if she's present?
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She has the face of Brigitte
Bardot and an ass like Rihanna.
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- So clean, so blond.
- Yeah, they're nice.
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When you see a family like
this, don't you just wonder
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- if they're all having sex with each other?
- No.
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Just locking the doors,
drawing the curtains,
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and just plowing through
the family tree?
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- ( Opens drawer )
- No, no, no, no. Come on.
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What are you doing?
Stop. Stop.
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Just once in my life,
I'd like to have sex
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with someone who looks
like me, you know?
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Just to see what it's
like, try it out.
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My sister's a fuckin' fatty.
My parents are dead.
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- ( Laughs )
- So I've got nothing.
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Okay, so where have
you always wanted to look
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that you've never
looked before?
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I've never thought about it.
Marnie's not very secretive.
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00:10:22,506 --> 00:10:26,609
Well, we know where she keeps
her vagina massager.
244
00:10:26,643 --> 00:10:29,011
Um, you mean vibrator?
245
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,846
- ( Buzzing )
- Because that's what I call it.
246
00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,348
- And that's a share tool.
- ( Buzzing stops )
247
00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:34,451
( Sniffs )
You're a share tool.
248
00:10:35,553 --> 00:10:37,154
'Kay.
249
00:10:41,627 --> 00:10:44,229
- For you, rich.
- Thank you, my darling.
250
00:10:44,263 --> 00:10:46,265
- Boy, this weather, huh?
- Yeah, I don't know what happened.
251
00:10:46,299 --> 00:10:47,900
It was beautiful earlier.
252
00:10:47,934 --> 00:10:50,402
Oh, well, rain, shine...
what the hell?
253
00:10:50,437 --> 00:10:53,305
I'm feeling lovely today.
254
00:10:55,909 --> 00:10:58,010
Now, you'll tell me
if the touching
255
00:10:58,044 --> 00:11:00,478
ever bothers you, right?
256
00:11:00,513 --> 00:11:04,281
I'm just a touchy kind of guy.
257
00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:08,785
Ray:
Hello, Hannah!
258
00:11:08,819 --> 00:11:11,321
Crotchless panties.
259
00:11:11,355 --> 00:11:14,091
Nothing makes me erect
faster than a girl's...
260
00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:16,926
these are holes.
261
00:11:16,961 --> 00:11:19,862
This is underwear
with holes in the crotch.
262
00:11:19,897 --> 00:11:21,597
Okay.
263
00:11:21,631 --> 00:11:23,565
I wonder where she hides
her chocolate.
264
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,434
She's...
265
00:11:25,468 --> 00:11:28,504
- ( laughs ) Ding ding ding ding ding.
- No, no, no. Come on, dude.
266
00:11:28,538 --> 00:11:31,107
Don't read that.That's Hannah's journal.
267
00:11:31,141 --> 00:11:33,443
Of course she keeps a journal,
268
00:11:33,477 --> 00:11:35,879
like all girls who listen
to Tori amos and masturbate.
269
00:11:35,913 --> 00:11:38,749
Come on, this is making me
very uncomfortable.
270
00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:42,153
- Please don't read that.
- She's kind of funny.
271
00:11:42,187 --> 00:11:46,024
I mean, I don't really care how she
feels about keeping bread in the house,
272
00:11:46,058 --> 00:11:48,292
but she's kind of funny.
273
00:11:48,327 --> 00:11:51,229
She's a writer, man.
That's her thing.
274
00:11:53,632 --> 00:11:55,533
What?
275
00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:59,637
- Hey?
- Huh?
276
00:11:59,671 --> 00:12:01,906
- What's up?
- Nothing. Let's go back to that table.
277
00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:04,108
- We've got a lot of work left to do.
- No, no, no, no.
278
00:12:04,142 --> 00:12:05,076
- What?
- Let me see it.
279
00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:06,477
Dude, your girlfriend
280
00:12:06,511 --> 00:12:08,379
is the most boring person
on the planet, all right?
281
00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:10,381
And this girl is a very,
very close second.
282
00:12:10,415 --> 00:12:12,116
- What do you mean by that?
- I mean, this is drivel.
283
00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:13,317
There's nothing
to see here, Charles.
284
00:12:13,352 --> 00:12:15,252
I mean, this is...
I think you're right.
285
00:12:15,287 --> 00:12:17,856
- Like, it's a violation of...
- So why do you have it in your hand?
286
00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:19,457
Well, I just think,
you know, this is creepy
287
00:12:19,491 --> 00:12:20,959
and we shouldn't be looking
at other people's...
288
00:12:20,993 --> 00:12:22,861
can you stop being
fucking weird about it, man?
289
00:12:22,895 --> 00:12:25,296
- Take it easy, man.
- You're being so fucking secretive about it.
290
00:12:25,331 --> 00:12:28,132
- Let go! Shit, relax!
- It's fucking annoying.
291
00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:30,201
I wanna go on the slide!
292
00:12:30,235 --> 00:12:31,802
Woman:
I hate my boyfriend,
293
00:12:31,837 --> 00:12:33,737
but he work
at the verizon store
294
00:12:33,772 --> 00:12:35,773
and I get such
a good phone plan.
295
00:12:35,841 --> 00:12:38,142
Which ones are yours?
296
00:12:38,177 --> 00:12:41,012
Beatrix and Lola.
They're by the slide.
297
00:12:41,046 --> 00:12:44,014
Lola's being such a see-you-next-Tuesday,
you know what I mean?
298
00:12:44,049 --> 00:12:46,217
I can't wait to get her
home to her mother.
299
00:12:46,251 --> 00:12:48,586
You're the babysitter?
300
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:50,355
Yeah, of course
I'm the babysitter.
301
00:12:50,389 --> 00:12:51,890
What do you think, I have kids?
302
00:12:51,924 --> 00:12:55,060
- I'm 24 years old.
- You're the babysitter?
303
00:12:55,094 --> 00:12:58,264
I thought for sure you was
an actress with some baby.
304
00:12:58,298 --> 00:13:01,867
No. I'm just like
all of you.
305
00:13:05,671 --> 00:13:07,472
- And Mercury was in retrograde.
- Oh, my God.
306
00:13:07,507 --> 00:13:09,674
- Girl, I could not get anything right.
- When is it not in retrograde?
307
00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:11,175
- What is my sign?
- Gemini.
308
00:13:11,210 --> 00:13:12,710
- Thank you.
- Good night, ladies.
309
00:13:12,744 --> 00:13:14,745
- Bye.
- Bye, Hannah. Good night, mama.
310
00:13:14,779 --> 00:13:16,580
Wait, wait, wait. How was
the rest of your day?
311
00:13:16,614 --> 00:13:18,749
You know, weirdly, I think I'm
kind of getting used to it.
312
00:13:18,783 --> 00:13:21,351
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you know, because it takes a little time.
313
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:25,154
- Yeah.
- Oh, don't tell your boyfriend about that handsy stuff.
314
00:13:25,189 --> 00:13:27,690
I told my man. I thought
he was gonna go buck.
315
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,626
I probably shouldn't even
call this guy my boyfriend.
316
00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:32,862
- Well, that's like a different thing, yeah.
- Yeah.
317
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,530
But do you wanna see
something weird?
318
00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:36,633
Yes. Please.
319
00:13:39,204 --> 00:13:41,372
Uh, wow. Okay.
320
00:13:41,406 --> 00:13:45,009
You know, I like a dirty pic,
but this right here is weird.
321
00:13:45,044 --> 00:13:48,480
- What is that?
- It looks like a rapper's fur coat.
322
00:13:48,514 --> 00:13:52,050
( Gasps ) It does. Do you know my
mother used to have a hat like this?
323
00:13:52,084 --> 00:13:54,752
I know. He sent that and then
he sent another text that said,
324
00:13:54,786 --> 00:13:57,488
"sorry,
that wasn't for you."
325
00:13:57,522 --> 00:13:59,490
"Sorry" spelled s-r-y.
326
00:13:59,525 --> 00:14:01,893
Okay, first of all,
who spells "sorry" wrong?
327
00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:04,162
- Okay, how old are we?
- Girl, definitely.
328
00:14:04,196 --> 00:14:06,764
- This is ridiculous.
- This picture wasn't for you? That is fucked up.
329
00:14:06,798 --> 00:14:09,300
- I know. It's so disrespectful.
- Damn. You need to leave him.
330
00:14:09,334 --> 00:14:12,470
- Here, get it away from me.
- You need to break up with this guy on the immediate.
331
00:14:12,504 --> 00:14:14,439
- Thank you. On the immediate.
- This is ridiculous.
332
00:14:14,473 --> 00:14:16,775
But we put up with rich touching
our butts all the time.
333
00:14:16,809 --> 00:14:18,544
- That's a hella different.
- Different.
334
00:14:18,578 --> 00:14:19,678
- A hella different.
- Different.
335
00:14:19,712 --> 00:14:21,480
You need to havea little self-respect.
336
00:14:21,515 --> 00:14:23,016
Yeah, that picturewas fucking disgusting.
337
00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:25,051
- Have some self-respect.
- You know the difference.
338
00:14:25,085 --> 00:14:27,087
That's insane me
how little you make.
339
00:14:27,121 --> 00:14:28,888
Personally,
I'm offended by that.
340
00:14:28,923 --> 00:14:33,359
You know, you need to tell your
bosses that you are valuable,
341
00:14:33,393 --> 00:14:35,728
that you have their children's
lives in your hands.
342
00:14:35,762 --> 00:14:38,931
You know, maybe...have nannies ever unionized?
343
00:14:38,966 --> 00:14:40,366
Maybe there could be
like a local one
344
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,800
just for this neighborhood.
345
00:14:41,835 --> 00:14:43,402
I could write us the charter.
346
00:14:43,436 --> 00:14:46,104
I don't know what that is,
but that sounds awesome.
347
00:14:46,138 --> 00:14:49,273
So I would take a pay cut
just for the good of the group.
348
00:14:49,308 --> 00:14:52,744
I really would. I don't consider
myself to be a political person,
349
00:14:52,778 --> 00:14:55,480
but when there's a cause
that I find meaningful...
350
00:14:55,515 --> 00:14:58,551
excuse me, where did
your kids go?
351
00:15:00,888 --> 00:15:02,989
( Music playing )
352
00:15:05,726 --> 00:15:07,561
They were...
353
00:15:10,331 --> 00:15:12,165
shit.
354
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,701
♪ Let your hair down,girl, you already know ♪
355
00:15:15,736 --> 00:15:18,304
♪ when I grab your ass,i ain't gonna let it go... ♪
356
00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:20,106
Lola!
357
00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:23,442
Beatrix!
358
00:15:23,477 --> 00:15:26,712
Fuck!
359
00:15:26,746 --> 00:15:28,447
Lola! Beatrix!
360
00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:30,549
♪ Ooh, I'm the shitand you're the poo-poo ♪
361
00:15:30,584 --> 00:15:33,719
♪ let a nigga fuck youwith that uptown voodoo... ♪
362
00:15:33,753 --> 00:15:36,889
Hey!
I found them!
363
00:15:36,924 --> 00:15:40,025
There's babies hiding
under the gazebo!
364
00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:41,627
♪ And you already knowwho's your daddy ♪
365
00:15:41,661 --> 00:15:44,397
♪ who's your daddy,who's your daddy, ho? ♪
366
00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:49,902
You little fuckers!
Come out right now.
367
00:15:49,936 --> 00:15:51,670
Beatrix: No.
368
00:15:53,373 --> 00:15:54,739
Do you know how much
you scared me?
369
00:15:54,774 --> 00:15:56,975
- Come out right now.
- No!
370
00:15:59,678 --> 00:16:01,846
( Music playing on TV )
371
00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:06,684
- Did you like the movie?
- Yeah. You know, it's chill.
372
00:16:06,718 --> 00:16:08,986
We could, like, watch something
else if you're not into it.
373
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:11,388
I have, like, other movies. I have,
like, five things from Netflix.
374
00:16:11,423 --> 00:16:14,058
I have, like, an animated one,
and a few Jen Aniston ones.
375
00:16:14,092 --> 00:16:16,093
I have, like, an original James
Bond with Pierce Brosnan
376
00:16:16,128 --> 00:16:18,996
if you're into that
or something else.
377
00:16:19,031 --> 00:16:21,132
No, it's not the movies,
it's just my knee.
378
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:24,803
It just, like, really starts to
ache if I can't stretch it out.
379
00:16:24,838 --> 00:16:29,642
- Oh, um, I'm sorry.
- No. It's fine.
380
00:16:32,279 --> 00:16:36,649
You could put it on me if...
if that'll help or whatever.
381
00:16:38,352 --> 00:16:40,320
Okay.
382
00:16:52,598 --> 00:16:54,999
You could touch it if you want.
383
00:17:03,076 --> 00:17:06,077
I don't wanna touch
if we haven't kissed.
384
00:17:11,184 --> 00:17:13,819
Oh, God, you smell like a baby.
385
00:17:13,853 --> 00:17:15,721
'Cause I wear lady speed stick.
386
00:17:15,756 --> 00:17:18,457
God, you got a hot rod
little bod and everything.
387
00:17:18,492 --> 00:17:20,359
Uh, thank you.
388
00:17:20,394 --> 00:17:22,661
You know, people always
say that city girls
389
00:17:22,696 --> 00:17:24,063
are much hotter
than long island girls,
390
00:17:24,098 --> 00:17:25,932
but I'm not about
to be agreeing with that.
391
00:17:25,966 --> 00:17:27,033
Oh, oh.
392
00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:29,168
Oh, and I like
to eat pussy, too.
393
00:17:29,202 --> 00:17:32,171
I know, it seems really weird,
but I freakin' love it.
394
00:17:32,205 --> 00:17:35,174
Oh, okay.
Okay. Um...
395
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:38,777
Wow. Okay.
396
00:17:38,812 --> 00:17:41,347
- Um.
- ( Soft slurping )
397
00:17:41,381 --> 00:17:43,449
Um...
398
00:17:46,753 --> 00:17:48,554
Do you wanna have sex?
399
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:52,592
Do... um, do you wanna
have sex instead?
400
00:17:52,626 --> 00:17:54,560
Now?
If you want?
401
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:57,096
Uh, you want to?
402
00:17:57,130 --> 00:17:59,999
Like, uh, yeah,
if... if you want to.
403
00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:02,334
This is so chill,
the way this is happening.
404
00:18:02,368 --> 00:18:05,370
- I love it.
- Um, cool.
405
00:18:05,404 --> 00:18:08,139
Okay, so, uh, I just thought
you should know something
406
00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:09,741
just in case it's, like,
weird or I'm weird,
407
00:18:09,775 --> 00:18:11,976
which I totally shouldn't be,
but, like, just in case I scream,
408
00:18:12,011 --> 00:18:14,479
which I won't, um, I'm like
totally ready to have sex.
409
00:18:14,513 --> 00:18:15,647
I've just never had sex before.
410
00:18:15,681 --> 00:18:17,516
So, like, I thought
I'd tell you that.
411
00:18:17,584 --> 00:18:18,917
- What?
- What?
412
00:18:22,889 --> 00:18:26,625
Yeah, it's just
really not my thing.
413
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:30,396
- What's not your thing?
- Virgins.
414
00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:33,999
Oh, okay, but, like, except for
the fact that I haven't had sex,
415
00:18:34,033 --> 00:18:35,534
I'm, like, totally
not even a virgin.
416
00:18:35,568 --> 00:18:37,168
I'm, like, the least
virginy virgin ever.
417
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,837
Yeah, no offense, okay.
418
00:18:38,871 --> 00:18:40,905
I'll totally have sex with you once
you've, like, already had sex.
419
00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:43,341
I just... you know,
it's like,
420
00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:47,078
virgins get attached
or they bleed.
421
00:18:47,113 --> 00:18:49,781
It's like, you get
attached when you bleed.
422
00:18:49,815 --> 00:18:52,250
I so don't get attached
when I bleed.
423
00:18:52,284 --> 00:18:53,451
You know, it's, like, amazing.
424
00:18:53,486 --> 00:18:55,887
I'm, like, totally not
an attached bleeder.
425
00:18:56,889 --> 00:18:59,824
Yeah, it's not gonna happen.
426
00:19:02,595 --> 00:19:05,697
- The guy's definitely gay.
- ( Laughing )
427
00:19:05,731 --> 00:19:09,802
Not like you are,
fucking sicko.
428
00:19:09,836 --> 00:19:12,238
- Beatrix: Mommy!
- Hi, you guys!
429
00:19:12,273 --> 00:19:17,144
- Daddy! Daddy!
- Wow, I thought you guys would be sleeping.
430
00:19:17,178 --> 00:19:19,513
They wanted to wait up for you.
431
00:19:19,548 --> 00:19:22,350
Katherine: Oh, well, I'm
so happy to see you guys.
432
00:19:22,384 --> 00:19:23,985
How was your day?
433
00:19:24,019 --> 00:19:26,021
Beatrix: A gerbil was born and
it looked like a chewed tomato.
434
00:19:26,055 --> 00:19:28,890
- It was sick.
- Katherine: Oh, that sounds sick.
435
00:19:28,924 --> 00:19:31,125
- Lola: Jessa lost us.
- Jeff: What?
436
00:19:31,159 --> 00:19:33,828
She lost us.
After school.
437
00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:36,029
- But where would that have happened?
- At the park.
438
00:19:36,063 --> 00:19:39,332
Jeff: Wait a second. Come on, Lola,
I saw you guys all together.
439
00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:40,700
- It was after.
- Lola.
440
00:19:40,735 --> 00:19:41,968
You can't pull
a fast one on me.
441
00:19:42,003 --> 00:19:43,202
- No more lies.
- I'm not lying.
442
00:19:43,237 --> 00:19:44,504
- No, no, no.
- Now let's get to bed, bugs.
443
00:19:44,538 --> 00:19:46,639
- It's really, really late.
- Girls: No!
444
00:19:46,673 --> 00:19:48,140
All right,
mommy and daddy's bed.
445
00:19:48,175 --> 00:19:49,375
- Special occasion.
- Girls: Yay!
446
00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:51,044
- Sorry.
- Beatrix: This is awesome!
447
00:19:51,112 --> 00:19:53,146
Hey, thank you so much
for staying late, Jessa.
448
00:19:53,181 --> 00:19:55,349
- You saved us tonight. Thank you.
- Of course.
449
00:19:55,383 --> 00:19:57,985
Katherine:
Okay, kids.
450
00:20:00,789 --> 00:20:02,457
I... I did lose your kids.
451
00:20:02,491 --> 00:20:05,760
I wasn't properly looking on,
and I lost them.
452
00:20:05,795 --> 00:20:08,063
And if Lola
doesn't hate me already,
453
00:20:08,097 --> 00:20:10,499
she certainly hates me now.
454
00:20:10,533 --> 00:20:13,869
- We've all done it.
- We have?
455
00:20:13,903 --> 00:20:17,138
I have, once with Lola
when she was three.
456
00:20:17,173 --> 00:20:19,040
We were at the union square
farmer's market.
457
00:20:19,074 --> 00:20:20,808
I was holding her by the hand.
458
00:20:20,843 --> 00:20:22,977
I let go for, like, a
second, and she was gone.
459
00:20:23,011 --> 00:20:26,213
- She just tore off.
- Where'd you find her?
460
00:20:26,247 --> 00:20:30,317
She was in the back of a soy milk
truck with a very nice lady.
461
00:20:30,351 --> 00:20:32,352
I get that.
462
00:20:32,387 --> 00:20:36,790
I mean, I... actually, I used
to do stuff like that myself.
463
00:20:36,825 --> 00:20:39,559
When I was little,
I would run away
464
00:20:39,594 --> 00:20:41,529
and tell lies all the time.
465
00:20:41,596 --> 00:20:43,164
Like what?
466
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:46,167
Like, my mom's
this awesome mom,
467
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,903
and, you know,
we're best friends.
468
00:20:48,938 --> 00:20:51,340
Well, things like that.
469
00:20:51,374 --> 00:20:56,279
Hopefully, Lola will turn
out as well as you did.
470
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,922
( Siren blaring )
471
00:21:07,658 --> 00:21:11,528
Jesus Christ, what the fuck
is up with your eyebrows?
472
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,464
I'm not saying.
473
00:21:13,498 --> 00:21:15,265
I don't... I didn't come
here to talk about that.
474
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,068
You look like
a Mexican teenager.
475
00:21:17,102 --> 00:21:19,203
It rules.
476
00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:21,473
I came here to say
that I don't think
477
00:21:21,507 --> 00:21:23,275
we should see
each other anymore.
478
00:21:23,309 --> 00:21:26,345
I don't think we should
see each other anymore,
479
00:21:26,379 --> 00:21:28,847
and it makes me feel
stupid and pathetic
480
00:21:28,882 --> 00:21:31,917
to get a picture of your dick that
I know was meant for someone else,
481
00:21:31,951 --> 00:21:33,652
and you didn't even
bother to explain,
482
00:21:33,686 --> 00:21:35,854
because I made you think
that you don't have to explain.
483
00:21:35,888 --> 00:21:38,924
- So...
- ( Door opens )
484
00:21:38,958 --> 00:21:41,693
- ( Door closes )
- What are you asking?
485
00:21:41,727 --> 00:21:43,460
I'm not asking anything.
486
00:21:43,495 --> 00:21:45,863
- ( Wheels squeaking )
- I'm really not asking you for anything.
487
00:21:45,897 --> 00:21:47,430
I have never asked you
for anything.
488
00:21:47,465 --> 00:21:51,602
I don't even want
anything, okay?
489
00:21:51,636 --> 00:21:55,740
I respect your right to see
and do whoever you want,
490
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:58,710
and I don't even
want a boyfriend.
491
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,411
What do you want?
492
00:22:00,446 --> 00:22:03,582
I just want someone who wants
to hang out all the time
493
00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:05,184
and thinks I'm the best
person in the world
494
00:22:05,218 --> 00:22:08,154
and wants to have sex
with only me.
495
00:22:08,188 --> 00:22:10,990
And it makes me feel
very stupid to tell you this,
496
00:22:11,024 --> 00:22:13,892
because it makes me sound like a girl
who wants to, like, go to brunch.
497
00:22:13,927 --> 00:22:15,527
And I really don't
wanna go to brunch,
498
00:22:15,561 --> 00:22:17,996
and I don't want you to, like,
sit on the couch while I shop
499
00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:19,597
or, like, even meet my friends.
500
00:22:19,632 --> 00:22:21,432
I don't even want that, okay?
501
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:24,935
But I also don't wanna share
a sex partner with a girl
502
00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:27,171
who seems to have asked
for a picture of your dick.
503
00:22:27,205 --> 00:22:30,140
And also, I don't want
a picture of your dick
504
00:22:30,175 --> 00:22:32,410
because I live very near you,
505
00:22:32,444 --> 00:22:33,911
so if you wanted me
to look at your dick,
506
00:22:33,946 --> 00:22:37,582
I could just come over
and look at your dick.
507
00:22:37,616 --> 00:22:41,420
And I don't really
see you hearing me
508
00:22:41,454 --> 00:22:43,289
and I don't really
see you changing.
509
00:22:43,323 --> 00:22:46,826
So...
510
00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:50,430
I just summed it up for you.
511
00:22:50,464 --> 00:22:53,566
And I'm sorry that I didn't
figure it out sooner,
512
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:57,837
and you must think I'm even stupider
than you thought I was already.
513
00:22:57,872 --> 00:23:00,307
But consider it a testament
to your charms,
514
00:23:00,341 --> 00:23:01,975
because you might not
know this,
515
00:23:02,009 --> 00:23:04,444
but you're very, very charming.
516
00:23:04,478 --> 00:23:09,114
And I really care about you.
517
00:23:09,149 --> 00:23:11,450
And I don't want to anymore,
518
00:23:11,484 --> 00:23:15,420
because it feels
too shitty for me.
519
00:23:15,455 --> 00:23:17,722
So I'm gonna leave.
520
00:23:21,326 --> 00:23:22,793
( Sighs )
521
00:23:22,828 --> 00:23:24,528
Oh, my God.
522
00:23:35,976 --> 00:23:38,077
I don't like it when you
talk to me that way.
523
00:23:38,111 --> 00:23:39,745
Well, I don't like talking
to you that way, okay?
524
00:23:39,779 --> 00:23:42,482
I just wanna be sweet to you.
That's the thing that's...
525
00:23:42,516 --> 00:23:45,518
but I also wanna know why
you didn't text me back.
526
00:23:45,553 --> 00:23:48,154
What, to the picture?
I jerked off to it.
527
00:23:48,188 --> 00:23:50,056
You jerked off to it?
528
00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:52,625
No, you looked like you were
getting fucked with a cucumber.
529
00:23:52,659 --> 00:23:54,226
( Both laugh )
530
00:23:54,261 --> 00:23:57,930
I can't take a serious
naked picture of myself, okay?
531
00:23:57,964 --> 00:24:01,733
- That's just not who I am.
- Then just be who you are.
532
00:24:11,978 --> 00:24:15,247
- ( Music playing softly )
- ( Chatter )
533
00:24:15,282 --> 00:24:16,849
♪ My heart sped up ♪
534
00:24:16,883 --> 00:24:21,221
♪ when you picked your ked up
off the pavement... ♪
535
00:24:21,255 --> 00:24:24,524
Would you have sex
with a virgin?
536
00:24:24,559 --> 00:24:27,227
Depends on the virgin.
537
00:24:27,262 --> 00:24:29,796
Me.
538
00:24:29,831 --> 00:24:31,631
Oh, Shosh.
539
00:24:31,665 --> 00:24:35,901
If I had a cock,
it's all I'd do.
540
00:24:36,837 --> 00:24:40,906
♪ Oh, where are you going ♪
541
00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:44,008
♪ in those keds? ♪
542
00:24:44,042 --> 00:24:46,343
- Hey, hey.
- Hi. Where have you been?
543
00:24:46,378 --> 00:24:48,779
- They're on their third song.
- I'm coming from work.
544
00:24:48,813 --> 00:24:51,482
And why do you look
so pink and smiley?
545
00:24:51,516 --> 00:24:53,550
Will you be dead before
you learn to recognize
546
00:24:53,585 --> 00:24:55,352
a recently fucked person?
547
00:24:55,386 --> 00:24:58,722
I just told you
that we didn't fuck.
548
00:24:58,756 --> 00:25:01,658
- Are you allowed to go to the bathroom during?
- No.
549
00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:09,566
♪ In those keds? ♪
550
00:25:09,601 --> 00:25:13,036
- Girls: Whoo!
- Charlie: Wow, thank you all very much for coming.
551
00:25:13,070 --> 00:25:16,672
- My name is Charlie.
- And I'm ray.
552
00:25:16,706 --> 00:25:18,774
And together we are
questionable goods.
553
00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:21,777
- Crowd: Yeah!
- This next song is...
554
00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:24,546
it's a new one,
so bear with us.
555
00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:27,182
It's our first time playing it.
556
00:25:27,216 --> 00:25:32,254
And it is for
my g-friend Marnie
557
00:25:32,288 --> 00:25:34,890
and for her friend,too, Hannah.
558
00:25:34,924 --> 00:25:39,995
And this is called
"Hannah's diary."
559
00:25:40,030 --> 00:25:41,331
Good name.
560
00:25:41,365 --> 00:25:43,266
Charlie:
Yep. One, two.
561
00:25:43,301 --> 00:25:44,768
A-one, two, three.
562
00:25:44,802 --> 00:25:47,605
( Music playing softly )
563
00:25:50,342 --> 00:25:54,278
♪ What is Marnie ♪
564
00:25:54,312 --> 00:25:57,281
♪ thinking, oh? ♪
565
00:25:59,084 --> 00:26:01,586
♪ she needs to knowwhat's out there ♪
566
00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:06,424
♪ what is Marniethinking, oh? ♪
567
00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:11,129
♪ how does it feel ♪
568
00:26:11,163 --> 00:26:13,565
♪ to date a man
with a vagina? ♪
569
00:26:16,101 --> 00:26:21,573
♪ doesn't she want to feel
an actual penis? ♪
570
00:26:23,610 --> 00:26:25,443
Is this a love song?
571
00:26:30,784 --> 00:26:34,153
This is the bridge.
572
00:26:35,422 --> 00:26:37,957
"Marnie has to stop whining
573
00:26:37,991 --> 00:26:40,592
and break up with him already.
574
00:26:40,627 --> 00:26:42,094
Of course it'll be painful,
575
00:26:42,128 --> 00:26:43,796
but she's alreadyin so much agony,
576
00:26:43,830 --> 00:26:46,632
stuck in a prison
of his kindness.
577
00:26:46,667 --> 00:26:48,668
Just because someone is kind
578
00:26:48,703 --> 00:26:50,570
doesn't meanthat they're right.
579
00:26:50,604 --> 00:26:54,206
Better to end it now
580
00:26:54,241 --> 00:26:58,710
and cut off the limb
and let the stump heal.
581
00:27:00,613 --> 00:27:02,447
He'll find someone else,
582
00:27:02,481 --> 00:27:05,550
someone that appreciates
his kind of smothering love."
583
00:27:05,584 --> 00:27:08,720
( Strumming rapidly )
584
00:27:11,925 --> 00:27:14,193
Thank you very much
for all coming out.
585
00:27:14,227 --> 00:27:15,962
Everyone have
a great fucking night.
586
00:27:15,996 --> 00:27:19,566
( Crowd murmuring )
587
00:27:22,871 --> 00:27:25,106
- You're such a fucking bitch!
- Aah!
588
00:27:25,140 --> 00:27:27,008
Fucking hell.
589
00:27:27,042 --> 00:27:28,576
That was awesome!
590
00:27:28,610 --> 00:27:31,512
I think I'm gonna puke.
591
00:27:31,546 --> 00:27:32,947
Sync & corrections by into-the-light,
www.MY-SUBS.com
592
00:27:32,981 --> 00:27:35,749
♪ I make the same mistakes ♪
593
00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:38,953
♪ feels like I'll never learn ♪
594
00:27:38,987 --> 00:27:41,890
♪ always give way too much ♪
595
00:27:41,924 --> 00:27:44,926
♪ for little in return ♪
596
00:27:44,961 --> 00:27:47,863
♪ I haven't changed a bit ♪
597
00:27:47,897 --> 00:27:50,899
♪ I'm still not over it ♪
598
00:27:50,934 --> 00:27:53,903
♪ I make the same mistakes ♪
599
00:27:53,937 --> 00:27:57,040
♪ I make the same mistakes ♪
600
00:27:57,074 --> 00:27:59,676
♪ I ♪
601
00:28:02,947 --> 00:28:05,983
♪ I never did grow up ♪
602
00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:08,919
♪ feels like I never will ♪
603
00:28:08,953 --> 00:28:11,855
♪ my friends are all adults ♪
604
00:28:11,889 --> 00:28:14,223
♪ I'm still a teenage girl ♪
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