Original subtitles

ATTENTION, WESTSIDE SHOPPERS

SCOTT JAMES FROM "KPLJ HIT MUSIC RADIO"

REMINDING YOU TO SET YOUR WATCHES

BECAUSE IN FIVE MINUTES

KPLJ WILL GIVE AWAY

A BRAND-NEW PORSCHE.

WHAT A CAR!

OKAY, GUYS?

GREAT!

HEY, I LIKE THEM.

NICE. HOW MUCH?

150.

SO BUY THEM, BUT DO IT FAST.

I'M STARVING.

I'D JUST LOSE THEM ANYWAY.

I'M THAT WAY ABOUT GUYS WHO DON'T BUY ME LUNCH.

THANKS, RICKY.

SURE.

LISTEN, RICKY--

CAN YOU FIND THE COKE MACHINE

AND BRING ME MY DRINK?

YEAH, I THINK SO.

YOU'RE SO SENSITIVE, LANE.

JUST ASKING THE GUY TO DO HIS JOB.

MAYBE YOU COULD GET A JOB AS HER BUTLER.

JUDY'S DIFFERENT.

REALLY?

REALLY.

HER OLD MAN WOULD BE JUST THRILLED

TO HAVE A PIZZA CUTTER AS A SON-IN-LAW.

IT COULD HAPPEN.

UH-HUH, REALLY?

REALLY.

SCOTT JAMES STANDING HERE WITH A QUESTION--

DOES ANYBODY WANT THIS POOR, LONELY PORSCHE?

( crowd cheers )

YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE

THAT TRIED TO BRIBE ME TO PULL THEIR NAME.

YOU'D THINK ONE OF THEM WOULD MEET MY PRICE.

ALL RIGHT, DIGGING DEEP.

YOU FEELING LUCKY TODAY?

( cheers )

HOW'D YOU LIKE TO DRIVE OUT OF HERE

WITH THIS AUTOMOBILE?

THIS ONE FEELS GOOD.

OOH... THIS ONE FEELS VERY LUCKY.

IS THERE A MELISSA BARON PRESENT?

( scream of joy )

YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT TODAY, MELISSA.

LOVELY TO SEE YOU.

THAT'S THE ONE.

COME ON UP.

YOU'RE FUNNY, LANE.

SENSITIVE, TOO.

WELL, MELISSA, YOU'VE MADE IT PAST THE HARD PART.

FIND THE RIGHT KEY

AND THE PORSCHE IS YOURS.

SHE'S GOT IT. SHE'S GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT, MELISSA, LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT.

HERE WE GO.

FEEL GOOD?

YEAH.

GIVE IT A TRY.

( nothing happens )

( Scott groans and crowd groans )

TOO BAD. COME ON OUT.

A GOOD TRY.

YOU LOOKED GOOD DOING IT.

LET'S MAKE HER FEEL BETTER ABOUT THIS.

WE'LL BE BACK IN ONE HOUR

TO GIVE AWAY THIS PORSCHE.

IT COULD BE YOUR TURN...

SHE PROBABLY COULDN'T AFFORD THE INSURANCE, ANYWAY.

WANT TO SEE A MOVIE?

YOU GO AHEAD. I'VE GOT TO GO.

DREW, COME ON.

NOBODY STUDIES EVERY NIGHT.

IT'S NOT NATURAL.

I'M A FUTURE LEADER OF TOMORROW.

I'VE GOT TO BE READY.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

( engine starts )

( screeching tires )

♪ WE NEVER THOUGHT OF FINDING ♪

♪ THE PLACE WHERE WE BELONG ♪

♪ DON'T HAVE TO STAND ALONE ♪

♪ WE'LL NEVER LET YOU FALL ♪

♪ DON'T NEED PERMISSION ♪

♪ TO DECIDE WHAT YOU BELIEVE ♪

♪ WHOO! ♪

♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪

♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪

♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪

♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪

♪ YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE THERE ♪

♪ WHEN YOUR BACK IS ♪ TO THE WALL ♪

♪ YOU'LL FIND YOU NEED US ♪

♪ 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO CALL ♪

♪ WHEN IT LOOKS HOPELESS ♪

♪ A DECISION'S WHAT YOU NEED ♪

♪ YOU BETTER BE READY TO ♪

♪ BE READY TO ♪

♪ JUMP! ♪

♪ 21 JUMP STREET! ♪

I OFFER MY SERVICES ON THE STOLEN PORSCHE MATTER.

( enunciating: ) PORSCHE.

HOFFS! HANSON!

HOW MANY ENTRY BLANKS DID YOU FILL OUT?

TWENTY-FIVE HUNDRED.

THAT PORSCHE IS RIGHTFULLY MINE.

WHAT'S THE DEAL ON LANE KEETCHAM?

COULD HE HAVE STOLEN THE CAR?

HE ONLY RIPS OFF WHAT FITS IN HIS POCKET.

YOU TWO FAMILIAR WITH THIS SITUATION?

YEAH, SOUTH CENTRAL IS TOO CROWDED

SO THE OVERFLOW'S BEING BUSSED INTO LUXURIOUS WESTSIDE HIGH.

TURNING THAT ONCE BLISSFUL COMMUNITY

INTO A CRIME-INFESTED HELLHOLE.

YEAH. WELL, THE REALITY IS, SHOPLIFTING AND BURGLARIES

ARE UP IN THE AREA SINCE THIS BUSSING PROGRAM BEGAN.

NATURALLY, SOUTH CENTRAL KIDS ARE TAKING THE RAP.

YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY PROGRESS ON THE ONE WESTSIDE KID

WITH A RECORD.

THE CHIEF HAS A RADIO STATION

A CAR DEALERSHIP, A SHOPPING MALL

AND THREE INSURANCE COMPANIES CAMPING IN HIS OFFICE.

ANYONE TAKE "GRAND THEFT AUTO" AT SOUTH CENTRAL?

THAT'S WHAT YOU TWO WILL FIND OUT.

HOFFS, STICK WITH KEETCHAM.

I'M NOT CONVINCED HE'S A DEAD END.

THOSE KIDS ARE GETTING THEIR FIRST SHOT

AT A REAL EDUCATION.

I DON'T WANT THEM SENT BACK TO OVERCROWDED CLASSROOMS

BECAUSE AN IDIOT TOOK A JOYRIDE IN "PENHALL'S" PORSCHE.

Hoffs: BETTER HAVE A GOOD COVER, BOYS.

THOSE SOUTH CENTRAL DUDES ARE TOUGH.

THE McQUAID BROTHERS!

HUH! HUH!

Both: HELLO!

HEY, WHERE'S YOUR PASS?

MY DOG ATE IT.

WE GOT THE SAME DOG.

HEY!

NO PASS--

NO RIDE.

TOP OF THE MORNING, LADIES AND GENTS.

EVERYBODY RELAX.

THE McQUAID BROTHERS WILL GUIDE YOU SAFELY

TO YOUR DESTINATION.

WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?

WE'LL BE CRUISING THIS MORNING

AT SPEEDS BETWEEN 40 AND 140 MILES PER HOUR.

SO KICK BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE.

THAT ALGEBRA MIDTERM WAS A COUPLE DAYS AGO, WASN'T IT?

YEAH, I THINK I DRILLED IT.

YOU CAN'T LET UP, DREW.

I'M NOT LETTING UP.

REMEMBER THAT KID OUT THERE SOMEWHERE?

YEAH.

HE'S SMARTER THAN YOU AND HE WORKS HARDER THAN YOU.

HE'LL SNATCH THAT SCHOLARSHIP RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HANDS.

SO YOU'VE GOT TO BEAR DOWN, SON.

I'VE GOT A FEW MINUTES.

CAN I GIVE YOU A LIFT?

IT'S ONLY A COUPLE BLOCKS.

SEE YOU LATER, OKAY?

OKAY.

IT WAS INSPIRATIONAL.

I'M ONLY SORRY I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT FIRST.

GIVE ME A BREAK.

YOUR MOTHER WOULD SWALLOW THE MEDICINE CHEST.

PROMISES, PROMISES.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

THE WHOLE POLICE DEPARTMENT MUST BE LOOKING FOR IT.

I'D SELL IT TO SOME SLEAZY USED CAR DEALER

AND BUY MYSELF A CONVERTIBLE

AND SPEND WHAT'S LEFT ON A TRIP TO HAWAII.

I'M IN. HOW ABOUT YOU?

I WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR

FOR THE MONEY.

IF MIKE AVERAGES 33 NEWSPAPERS EVERY SIX MINUTES

AND LARRY DELIVERS 22 PAPERS EVERY EIGHT MINUTES

WORKING TOGETHER

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE THEM

TO DELIVER 248 NEWSPAPERS?

LANE?

WHY DON'T YOU ASK SOMEONE WHO WILL DO IT FOR A LIVING?

( students laugh )

BECAUSE I'M ASKING YOU, LANE.

THIRTY-ONE MINUTES.

CORRECT.

VERY OFTEN YOU CAN REDUCE

EVERYDAY ACTIVITIES INTO ALGEBRAIC EQUATIONS.

YEAH, I DO THAT ALL THE TIME.

GOOD, THEN YOU CAN TRY ONE FOR US NOW.

PASS.

NOT UNLESS YOU COME UP WITH AN EQUATION.

( laughter )

( clears throat )

IF MIKE CAN RIP OFF AN AVERAGE OF ONE CAR STEREO

PER EIGHT MINUTES

AND HES GOT TO DELIVER TEN STEREOS TO HIS FENCE

THEN HOW LONG WILL THE JOB TAKE?

( low voice: ) DON'T THAT DEPEND IF MIKE

HAS TO CHECK OUT THE CARS?

ARE ALL THE CARS IN THE SAME LOT?

WHAT'S THE STORY ON THAT?

( bell rings )

YOUR MIDTERMS ARE GRADED.

PICK THEM UP ON THE WAY OUT.

HEY, NICE HAT.

NICE SHIRT.

( clears throat )

EXCUSE ME, MR. WICKENTON.

I BELIEVE THERE'S A MISTAKE.

YOU TOOK OFF FULL CREDIT

ON THESE PROBLEMS.

YOU USED THE WRONG FORMULA.

BUT SHOULDN'T I GET SOME POINTS?

THE WORDING OF THOSE PROBLEMS WAS KIND OF MISLEADING.

IT WAS CLEAR TO THE REST OF THE CLASS.

HOW ABOUT AN ORAL EXAM FOR EXTRA CREDIT?

THE GRADE STANDS, DREW.

RELAX, AN 87 ISN'T THE END OF THE WORLD.

MUST HAVE BEEN A MESS.

JUST THE OPPOSITE.

THE ONLY TRACE WERE A SET OF TIRE TRACKS

DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE MALL.

CLEANUP SQUAD MUST HAVE PUT IN SOME SERIOUS OVERTIME.

OH, YEAH.

LISTEN, JUDY.

YEAH?

I THINK YOU'RE REAL DIFFERENT

YOU KNOW?

FROM THE OTHER GIRLS, I MEAN.

I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT.

I'M GLAD YOU DID.

I THINK YOU'RE REALLY SWEET.

WE ALL DO, RICK.

WANT TO GET IN GEAR?

I'VE GOT PEOPLE WAITING.

WE'LL TALK LATER, OKAY?

LISTEN, RICKY--

IT'S REAL CUTE HITTING ON JUDY

BUT SAVE YOURSELF A LOT OF EMBARRASSMENT.

HEY, RICKY, WHAT KIND OF WINE GOES WITH PEPPERONI--

RED OR WHITE?

( screaming )

WALLY, IT'S TIME TO PLAY.

WALLY...

Hanson: I THOUGHT THESE GUYS FROM SOUTH CENTRAL

WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TOUGH.

THE McQUAIDS?

DON'T FORGET YOUR BUS PASS THIS AFTERNOON.

SHOW TIME, WALLY.

OH!

WHAT HAVE WE GOT?

NO, NO...

( cloth ripping )

OH!

"FULL WEDGIE REMOVAL."

I PERFECTED THAT MOVE MYSELF IN SUMMER CAMP, JULY '75.

WHAT ELSE YOU GOT, WALLY?

OH, PAY DAY.

PAY DAY.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

WE'RE FRIENDLY!

HEY, YO, SAWYER.

COME OVER HERE.

WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE JUST FORGET ABOUT TODAY?

YOU GUYS WANT TO BE FRIENDS?

YOU KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND.

THIS PLACE HAS POTENTIAL FOR THE RIGHT GUYS.

YOU WANT TO DO BUSINESS IN THIS SCHOOL

JUST MAKE SURE IT ISN'T MINE.

I'M BEGINNING TO LIKE THIS GUY.

( knocking )

YEAH?

MAHONEY FROM WESTSIDE DIVISION CALLED, CAPTAIN.

SOME KID WAS JUST BUSTED

FOR SHOPLIFTING AT THE MALL.

YEAH, SO?

THIS KID WAS WEARING A $10,000 ROLEX.

SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT THESE SHADES?

I LOST MY OLD PAIR.

MAYBE YOU LOST YOUR OLD WATCH ALSO?

AND LIFTED A ROLEX TO REPLACE IT?

NO, I DON'T THINK SO, CAPTAIN.

THE WATCH IS MINE.

YOU GOT A RECEIPT?

I BOUGHT IT ON THE STREET.

OKAY, IT'S NOT MY WATCH.

IT'S MY FATHER'S.

YOU CAN ASK HIM ABOUT IT

WHEN MY FOLKS COME BACK FROM THE ORIENT IF YOU LIKE.

YOU DRIVE WHAT, LANE--

A BMW, RIGHT?

YEAH.

HANDLE PRETTY WELL?

YEAH.

HOW IS IT COMPARED TO, SAY...

THE PORSCHE 944 TURBO THAT WAS STOLEN?

LOOK--

CAPTAIN FULLER, WE BOTH KNOW I'LL PAY A FINE

AND GO RIGHT ON LIVING THE KIND OF LIFESTYLE

THAT YOU ONLY SEE IN PICTURES.

SO WHY DON'T WE PUT PERRY MASON TO BED

AND WAIT FOR MY FATHER'S ATTORNEY TO ARRIVE?

JEEZ, YOU KNOW, I WISH YOU WERE MY KID, LANE.

YEAH?

YEAH.

YOU WOULDN'T SMILE FOR A WEEK.

IF I WAS YOUR KID, I'D BE LIVING IN A HOUSE

THE SIZE OF MY GAME ROOM.

WHAT'S THE STORY ON THE WATCH?

IT'S NOT LISTED ON THESE STOLEN PROPERTY REPORTS.

WON'T KNOW UNTIL WE TALK TO LANE'S FATHER.

ANYTHING STOLEN SHOWED UP ON THESE REPORTS?

THAT'S THE WEIRD PART.

AS FAR AS WE CAN TELL

NONE OF THIS STUFF MADE IT TO THE STREET.

MAYBE THIS GUY'S A NONPROFIT THIEF.

OR HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF IT.

WE NEED A WAY TO FORCE

SOME MERCHANDISE OUT INTO THE OPEN.

WALLY, ARE WE HAVING FUN?

NO, NO.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TELLING YOU?

I'VE GOT ALL DAY, WALLY, ALL DAY.

HARDER.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT?

I GIVE.

YOU GIVE?

I GIVE!

ALL RIGHT.

COME ON, MAN, THAT'S 50 BUCKS!

SO TODAY I GET A BONUS.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

YOU'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY TODAY, WALLY--

A REALLY GOOD BOY.

TODAY WE SKIP THE WEDGIE.

BEAT IT.

HEY, WHAT'S WALLY GOOD FOR?

HEY, HE'S MY ACTION, McQUAID.

IT'S NOT LIKE THE LITTLE WUSSY WORKED FOR THIS MONEY.

HEY, DREW, YOU'RE IN JUDY'S SPANISH CLASS NEXT, RIGHT?

MIND GIVING HER THIS?

GIVE IT TO HER YOURSELF, MAN.

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?

WHY WOULD SHE WANT YOU?

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

LOOK, SHE'S JUST BEING NICE.

THAT'S HOW JUDY IS.

THAT'S ALL IT IS.

I DON'T THINK SO.

HEY, MAN, HOW'S IT GOING?

FINE.

YOU?

WELL, THAT'S KIND OF WHY I, UH...

I WANTED TO ASK YOU...

CAN I... CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT CHANCE?

I WANT TO MAKE YOU A BUSINESS PROPOSITION.

I'LL PAY YOU $25 A WEEK TO BE MY BODYGUARD

AND KEEP THESE GUYS FROM SOUTH CENTRAL OFF ME.

GO AWAY.

FORTY BUCKS.

OKAY, LOOK, 75 BUCKS--

THAT'S MY ALLOWANCE FOR THE WEEK.

MY DAD OWNS A STEREO STORE.

I COULD GET YOU STUFF FOR FREE IF YOU WANT.

COME ON, MAN.

THEY DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.

I DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH YOUR HEARING?

WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

NOTHING.

Wally: PUT ME DOWN!

Sawyer: YOU'LL FEEL BETTER AFTER A NICE SHOWER.

LET GO OF ME.

HEY, SAWYER--

LEAVE THE KID ALONE.

SHUT UP, WILDER

OR YOU'RE GOING IN NEXT.

COME ON, WALLY, YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THIS.

MOVE.

PUT HIM DOWN.

EAT IT.

YOU MUST WANT TO SEE WHAT THE INSIDE

OF YOUR NECK LOOKS LIKE.

DROP HIM.

THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU, McQUAID.

YEAH, IT DOES.

WALLY'S OUR NEW FRIEND.

FROM NOW ON, WE'RE SHAKING HIM DOWN.

LIKE HELL YOU ARE.

TOMMY.

YOU TWO ARE BEGINNING TO GET ON MY NERVES.

COME ON, YOU GUYS-- OPEN THE DOOR!

HEH. HEH.

( bell rings )

McQUAIDS!

SAWYER, COME OVER HERE.

BRING YOUR BAT.

THIS IS THE GUY I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

I MIGHT USE THIS ON YOU GUYS.

WANT TO GET HURT OR MAKE MONEY?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

HE'S A LITTLE SLOW

BUT HE'S COOL.

HARRY CONVERTS MERCHANDISE

INTO HARD CURRENCY.

YEAH?

YEAH.

BRAND NAME ELECTRONICS, LAP-TOP COMPUTERS

EVEN MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS CAN BRING 40 CENTS ON THE DOLLAR

IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.

WHAT? LIKE A TUBA?

IF YOU GET INFORMATION

I'VE GOT A BUYER LINED UP

FOR THE PORSCHE STOLEN THE OTHER NIGHT.

WHAT TERMS?

OH, SAY, A TEN PERCENT FINDER'S FEE.

SO, HARRY GETS

40 CENTS ON THE DOLLAR

FOR A PORSCHE THAT'S WORTH 30 GRAND.

SO THAT'S $12,000.

AND TEN PERCENT OF $12,000 IS...

Hanson: IS... IS $1,200.

VERY GOOD.

I GIVE YOU AN "A."

THANK YOU.

( horn honking )

HOW ABOUT A NIGHT OFF FROM THE BOOKS?

YEAH, SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

YOU WANT A LIFT?

NAH, IT'S OKAY.

I LIKE THE WALK.

SUIT YOURSELF.

CIAO. SEE YOU LATER.

WHEN EXACTLY WERE YOU PLANNING ON SHOWING ME THIS, DREW?

YOU WENT THROUGH MY STUFF?

AS LONG AS YOU'RE LIVING UNDER MY ROOF

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY "STUFF."

DAD, ONE "87" ISN'T GONNA HURT ME.

YOU MUST THINK THE UNIVERSITIES

JUST GIVE MONEY AWAY TO ANYBODY WHO ASKS.

NO, I DON'T THINK THAT.

YOU THINK THEY'RE LOOKING FOR "B"-AVERAGE STUDENTS

WHO USE THE WORD "GONNA" IN THEIR VOCABULARIES?

I'M NOT A "B" STUDENT.

THIS TEST IS AN EMBARRASSMENT.

I WANT YOU HITTING THOSE BOOKS.

I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR, OKAY?

I JUST WANT TO GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.

I DIDN'T MOVE US INTO THIS SCHOOL DISTRICT

SO YOU COULD LEARN HOW TO TALK BACK TO YOUR FATHER.

BESIDES, THEY'RE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.

YES, THEY ARE.

REAL FRIENDS WOULDN'T

DRAG YOU DOWN.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD.

Drew: NO...

DAD, PLEASE...

( slapping )

STOP, DAD!

( slapping )

STOP!

Hoffs: WHERE TO NOW, GUYS?

Lane: HOW ABOUT YOUR HOUSE--

A LITTLE SNACK, A LITTLE MENAGE A TROIS?

HE'S SLEEPWALKING AGAIN.

LANE, GET OUT OF MY CAR.

JUDY, I'M TOUCHED.

WHOA, JUDY!

WHO'S THE SECRET ADMIRER?

DID HE THINK I'D SEE SOME JEWELRY

AND GET HOT FOR HIM?

THAT'S THE WAY IT USUALLY WORKS.

CHOKE ON IT, PENHALL.

NO, I'M SERIOUS.

ELEVENTH GRADE, GWENNY BOLAND--

A RED-HAIRED, FLAT-CHESTED WENCH

WITH A MOUTH LIKE GARBAGE.

A RARE FIND THESE DAYS.

ONLY SHE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS ALIVE

SO I BOUGHT HER THIS AMAZING GOLD BRACELET.

SPENT EVERYTHING I MADE CADDYING THAT SUMMER.

MUST HAVE BEEN ABOUT 300 BUCKS.

YOU SPENT 300 BUCKS ON SOME HIGH SCHOOL GIRL?

IOKI, I WAS IN LOVE.

WHEN SHE SAW IT, SO WAS SHE.

JUST HOW LONG DID THIS RELATIONSHIP

GROUNDED IN TRUST AND FRIENDSHIP LAST?

THREE WEEKS.

IT'S STILL THE BEST THREE WEEKS OF MY LIFE.

MY POINT IS RICKY'S HORMONES ARE OUT OF WHACK.

HE AIN'T THINKING STRAIGHT.

THE BRACELET'S THE REAL THING.

WORTH ABOUT $450.

PRICES HAVE GONE UP.

WHERE DID HE RIP IT OFF?

HASN'T SHOWN UP YET

SO, FOR NOW, IT'S STILL A GIFT.

CAN WE SEND UNIFORMS INTO RICKY'S HOUSE?

NOT WITHOUT A SEARCH WARRANT.

THAT BRACELET OBVIOUSLY WASN'T MEANT AS A FRIENDSHIP GIFT.

I HATE TO LEAD RICKY ON.

SO DON'T.

GO SEE HIM.

SAY HE'S MISJUDGED THE SITUATION

AND, WHILE YOU'RE THERE

CHECK OUT THE PLACE FOR STOLEN PROPERTY.

GREAT. I CAN SEE IF HE'S HIDING A PORSCHE UNDER HIS BED.

THAT'S INADMISSIBLE.

IT HAS TO BE OUT IN THE OPEN.

I KNEW THAT.

LET'S NOT RULE OUT RICKY COULD HAVE MADE THIS BUY

FROM LANE, SAWYER OR SOME OTHER PLAYER.

MAYBE WE NEED TO PUT TOGETHER A LITTLE STING OPERATION.

YOU KNOW, HOLD OUT A CARROT, SEE WHO BITES.

THINK I GOT JUST THE GUY WHO CAN HELP US.

GOOD.

WHAT?

NO.

NO?

WHY, I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.

DID YOU THINK IT WAS FUNNY?

I GUESS YOU GOT NO SENSE OF HUMOR, HUH, WALLY?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU GOING TO BE A GYM COACH WHEN YOU GET OLDER?

Together: HELLO!

YOU WHISTLED?

GO AWAY.

I TOLD YOU, WALLY IS OURS.

WHAT IS WITH YOU GUYS?

I THOUGHT WE WERE IN BUSINESS TOGETHER HERE.

WE ARE.

YOU SEE, WE TURN YOU ON TO OUR FRIEND HARRY

AND IN APPRECIATION

YOU SIGN WALLY OVER TO US.

WHAT IF THAT'S NOT ALL RIGHT WITH ME?

WHAT IF I WANT TO KEEP WALLY FOR MYSELF?

HE ROUGH YOU UP?

( catcalls )

WALLY, WALLY...

IT'S PAYDAY, WALLY.

HEY, NO PROBLEM.

WE DON'T WANT MONEY.

WE WANT... LUNCH.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MY DAD WILL GO NUTS.

WE'LL PUT EVERYTHING BACK.

I CAN'T LET YOU GUYS DO THIS.

COME ON, I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED IN HERE.

HERE WE GO.

HE'S GOT A DELIVERY TODAY AT 5:00--

A WHOLE TRUCKLOAD OF C.D. PLAYERS.

COME ON, GUYS.

YOU'RE NOT RIPPING OFF MY DAD'S STORE?

WALLY, RELAX.

THE TRUTH IS WE'RE UNDERCOVER POLICE OFFICERS.

YEAH, RIGHT.

( phone ringing )

YEAH?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU SICK?

I'M SLEEPING.

DREW, IT'S LUNCH TIME. PUT ON A TIE...

YOU MISSED YOUR HISTORY MIDTERM, IDIOT!

I KNOW. I FELT LIKE BLOWING IT OFF.

YOU FELT LIKE BLOWING OFF YOUR MIDTERM?

DREW, PROUD OF YOU.

WANT TO MEET US FOR LUNCH?

Got reservations at La Rouge.

SOUNDS GOOD.

GIVE ME 15 MINUTES, OKAY?

OKAY.

Ricky: LIKE IT?

OF COURSE I LIKE IT.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL, BUT...

IT MUST HAVE COST A FORTUNE.

I HAVE A JOB.

YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T SPEND SO MUCH MONEY.

WHY?

I WANTED YOU TO HAVE IT.

RICKY!

I'M SORRY.

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT.

IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.

LOOK, I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT GUY

AND I REALLY LIKE YOU

BUT JUST NOT IN THAT WAY.

I'M SORRY.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

NO BIG DEAL.

I HOPE WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS.

GOD, I HATE IT WHEN A GIRL SAYS THAT.

EVERYONE TIPPED OFF ABOUT THE C.D.s?

DID EVERYTHING BUT ANNOUNCE IT OVER THE P.A.

FIRST TIME I EVER SAW SAWYER SMILE.

LET'S SEE WHO SWALLOWS THE BAIT.

Together: MOVE IN, COACH.

( siren )

Policeman: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

SO, WHO DO WE HAVE HERE?

Together: RICKY.

SO, WHY DID YOU DO IT, RICKY?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT WAS STUPID.

HAVEN'T YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING STUPID IN YOUR LIFE?

I NEVER STOLE BEFORE, I SWEAR.

GIVE ME A LIE DETECTOR

IF YOU WANT.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIEND, JEROME SAWYER?

HE COME INTO ANY MONEY LATELY?

MAYBE A NEW CAR?

NO.

HEY, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT PORSCHE.

I WAS AT HOME WHEN

THE THING WAS RIPPED OFF.

I SWEAR.

I ASKED YOU ABOUT SAWYER.

NO.

I MEAN, YEAH.

HE TALKS LIKE HE WOULD, NO PROBLEM

BUT HE WOULDN'T.

LOOK, I DID IT FOR THE MONEY--

TRYING TO IMPRESS SOME GIRL.

I WILL NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN, I SWEAR IT.

JUST PLEASE LET ME GO.

PLEASE.

WE SET RICKY UP, CAPTAIN.

MAYBE NOT ACCORDING

TO THE LETTER OF THE LAW

BUT WE ARE RESPONSIBLE.

I DON'T THINK SO.

HE WAS AN HONEST KID UNTIL WE MANIPULATED HIS LIFE.

NOBODY FORCED HIM TO RIP OFF AN ELECTRONICS STORE.

OH? I GAVE HIM THE MOTIVE

AND THE "McQUAIDS" SHOVED THE OPPORTUNITY DOWN HIS THROAT.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS: THE DECISION WAS STILL RICKY'S.

NO, THE BOTTOM LINE IS:

HE WAS A 16-YEAR-OLD KID WITH A CRUSH

WHO MADE A MISTAKE.

I'M NOT SAYING THIS IS ALWAYS A SMOOTH RIDE

BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO REASSESS THE CONCEPT

OF THE JUMP STREET PROGRAM.

WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO HIM?

HE'LL BE CHARGED.

CAN'T WE CALL THE ASSISTANT D.A.?

RICKY'S GOT NO PRIORS.

MAYBE WE CAN GET THEM TO DROP THE CHARGES.

CAPTAIN, WE SET THAT KID UP FOR A FALL

HE NEVER WOULD HAVE TAKEN

AND WE WERE WRONG.

THE INNOCENT GUY TOOK THE BAIT.

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

( knocking )

YEAH?

SOMEONE CALLED TO MEET WITH IOKI.

SAWYER?

DREW WILDER.

WHAT'S THIS PLACE?

A GUY I KNOW LIVES HERE.

DOESN'T DRIVE.

LETS ME USE THE GARAGE FOR STORING STUFF.

YOU'VE BEEN A BUSY CAMPER.

I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT SELLING THE STUFF

UNTIL NOW.

WHY DID YOU STEAL IT?

MONEY FOR COLLEGE.

I DON'T THINK I'M GETTING

A SCHOLARSHIP.

SO...

WHAT DO YOU THINK I CAN GET FOR IT?

WELL, UH...

JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD...

I'D SAY THREE TO FIVE YEARS.

( sirens wailing )

WHAT DO I TELL PEOPLE AT WORK TOMORROW?

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THEM, DREW?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU DON'T KNOW?

WHY DID YOU DO IT?

CAN YOU TELL ME THAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST DID IT.

FOR WHAT?

FOR FUN?

FOR MONEY?

THE CLOTHES I BUY YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH.

YOU HAD TO WEAR A QUESTION MARK

ON YOUR JEANS.

LOOK, I JUST...

I JUST WANTED THEM TO LIKE ME.

I DIDN'T MAKE SACRIFICES

FOR YOU TO WORRY ABOUT BEING LIKED.

I'M SORRY.

YOU'RE SORRY.

YOU WAIT

TILL WE GET HOME.

Drew: BEAT ME AGAIN?

I NEVER ASKED YOU TO SACRIFICE NOTHING.

THE PROPER WORD IS "ANYTHING."

I TRIED TO GIVE YOU THE BEST, BUT YOU'RE TOO SELFISH

TO SEE IT.

I KNOW.

I'M TOO SELFISH, TOO LAZY, TOO SPOILED.

I HAVE NO RESPECT

NO CONSIDERATION, NO AMBITION.

MY GRADES STINK, MY FRIENDS STINK

I STINK, OKAY?

I'M A LOUSY SON--

THE WORST.

WATCH HOW YOU TALK TO ME.

OH, I FORGOT: I TALK BACK.

FORGET IT, MAN.

NOTHING I DO SATISFIES YOU.

BECAUSE I EXPECT YOU TO USE YOUR FULL POTENTIAL.

FULL POTENTIAL?

I BRING HOME A 98

AND YOU ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER TWO POINTS!

NOBODY'S GOT THAT MUCH POTENTIAL!

MR. WILDER--

BAIL'S BEEN POSTED.

YOUR SON'S FREE TO GO NOW.

WE'LL FINISH THIS DISCUSSION AT HOME.

YOU MEAN YOU'LL FINISH IT.

MR. WILDER, YOU MIGHT GIVE SOME THOUGHT

TO WHAT YOUR SON WAS TELLING YOU.

SOUNDS LIKE HE'S UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE.

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KID.

YEAH, HE'S DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB ON HIS OWN.

COME ON.

YOU'RE OVER THE LINE, MR. WILDER.

UNLESS DISCIPLINING MY SON IS A CRIME, CAPTAIN

YOU'RE OVER THE LINE.

I'M STARTING TO GET THIS REAL BAD FEELING.

LIKE MR. WILDER WON'T BE SATISFIED GROUNDING DREW.

IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE OUT OF OUR JURISDICTION.

NO, WE JUST VISITING A FRIEND.

IF MR. WILDER'S BEATING HIS SON

WE'LL CHUCK HIM OUT THE WINDOW.

THERE WE MIGHT RUN INTO A FEW PROBLEMS.

HEY, DREW, YOU OKAY?

YEAH, I'M FINE.

WHERE'S YOUR FATHER?

IN THE HOUSE.

I TOLD HIM NOT TO HIT ME.

I TOLD HIM A BUNCH OF TIMES.

HANSON!

CALL AN AMBULANCE.

Sawyer: WALLY, WALLY...

WALLY, I'VE BEEN THINKING.

YOU WON'T ALWAYS HAVE THE McQUAIDS

TO HIDE BEHIND.

YOU'LL BE IN A BODY CAST BY THEN.

THEN I MIGHT AS WELL DROPKICK YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW

AND GET THE WHOLE THING OVER WITH.

OR WE COULD CALL A TRUCE.

A TRUCE?

YOU MEAN, YOU'D STOP COMING AFTER ME

AND I GET THE McQUAIDS TO LAY OFF YOU?

YEAH, A TRUCE.

I FIGURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE

BEING THE BIGGEST DWEEB IN SCHOOL.

SO, WE GOT A DEAL?

I DON'T THINK SO.

I LIKE THE SITUATION THE WAY IT IS.

BUT I'LL LET YOU KNOW, OKAY?

HEY, GUYS.

WALLY, WE WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.

YEAH?

YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE A MOVIE?

SOMETIME?

WE GOT BAD NEWS.

WE'RE MOVING.

Penhall: OLD MAN GOT TRANSFERRED.

TRANSFERRED?

YOU CAN'T LEAVE.

I'M SORRY, BUT THAT JUST WON'T BE POSSIBLE.

WE CAN'T PROTECT YOU

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

COME ON, BE A MAN.

WE SALUTE YOU.

SAWYER!