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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,208 --> 00:01:48,208 This is a chimp. 2 00:01:48,458 --> 00:01:49,708 He'll travel to Mars. 3 00:01:49,875 --> 00:01:50,625 Mars. 4 00:01:50,916 --> 00:01:52,791 We...are humans. 5 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,416 And we aren't going anywhere. 6 00:01:54,416 --> 00:01:57,416 We'll stay right here and suck on each other's blood. 7 00:01:57,791 --> 00:01:59,208 By the way, for your information, I must tell you... 8 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:00,583 ...that I was born with this condition. 9 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:02,958 Not the one I'm having now. I meant the Cerebral Palsy. 10 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:05,541 As a result, I can speak fluently only in my mind. 11 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:07,291 Whereas in reality... 12 00:02:07,291 --> 00:02:09,833 Don't force to me... 13 00:02:10,791 --> 00:02:11,958 Aafia, give it to me. 14 00:02:11,958 --> 00:02:12,791 I sound like this. 15 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,208 Was that funny? 16 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:15,583 Did you have a laugh? 17 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:17,041 Now can I get on with the story? 18 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:19,833 This gun is not for blowing my own brains out. 19 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:21,458 It's for someone else. 20 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:24,458 But if they try to stop me, I swear I will kill myself. 21 00:02:24,958 --> 00:02:26,041 Which reminds me... 22 00:02:26,041 --> 00:02:28,416 This stressed woman that you see is my mother. 23 00:02:28,708 --> 00:02:29,875 And that's my father. 24 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:32,416 Afghani on my mother's son, and Punjabi from my father's side. 25 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:34,333 They all love me. 26 00:02:34,833 --> 00:02:37,000 Although I didn't make many mistakes in life... 27 00:02:37,166 --> 00:02:39,958 ...but no matter what I did, they all stood by me. 28 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:43,041 Even though I had a condition, they never let me lose courage. 29 00:02:43,416 --> 00:02:45,083 They educated me and made me capable. 30 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:47,291 So capable that I am now the... 31 00:02:47,291 --> 00:02:50,541 ...senior mathematician in America's most premiere space organization. 32 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:53,708 I made a zero-gravity simulator on Earth. 33 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:57,666 And now I am planning the world's first manned mission to Mars. 34 00:02:58,250 --> 00:03:00,500 I'll be giving a seminar before thousands of people today... 35 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,791 ...for sending this chimp on Mars. 36 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:06,458 To raise money and to convince the American Government to support us. 37 00:03:06,791 --> 00:03:09,041 But there's going to be another guest at this seminar. 38 00:03:09,541 --> 00:03:13,750 I am far more eager to see him then he is to come here. 39 00:03:14,291 --> 00:03:16,083 Let him show up first. 40 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:19,916 By the way, this story doesn't begin from where I did. 41 00:03:20,416 --> 00:03:23,125 But it was important for me to let you hear my voice. 42 00:03:23,958 --> 00:03:27,041 To warn you that with your habit of laughing things away... 43 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:30,625 ...you don't forget that this story is as much as about me... 44 00:03:30,625 --> 00:03:32,291 ...as much as about that funny man. 45 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,708 I just want you to take care of yourself. 46 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:38,000 Don't get lost in this crowd. 47 00:03:38,166 --> 00:03:40,208 Or get out pocket picket. 48 00:03:40,458 --> 00:03:43,291 Or let someone's cuteness fool you. 49 00:03:44,041 --> 00:03:45,458 Like I was. 50 00:03:45,875 --> 00:03:47,791 So, sorry for the interruption. 51 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:51,541 Now you can hear the story from where it actually begins. 52 00:04:06,291 --> 00:04:08,916 Please let me go. 53 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:11,791 Catch her. 54 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:19,041 Stop! 55 00:04:24,958 --> 00:04:27,458 Where to, princess? 56 00:04:27,791 --> 00:04:30,833 - Let me go. - Scream if you want. 57 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:33,166 - Scream! - Leave me. 58 00:04:33,583 --> 00:04:38,333 Let the toughest man in all Meerut save you from my clutches. 59 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,583 - Anyone there? - Ashok! 60 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:16,625 May the good Lord forgive us! 61 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,875 [french language] 62 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:29,875 [french language] 63 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,500 Can't you speak French? 64 00:05:37,333 --> 00:05:40,791 Ashok, didn't I hit you yesterday? 65 00:05:40,791 --> 00:05:42,000 So what? 66 00:05:42,791 --> 00:05:44,083 So what! 67 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:50,291 Times have changed, boy. 68 00:05:50,291 --> 00:05:53,541 Your father must be "the boy." They call me Bauua Singh. 69 00:05:54,916 --> 00:05:56,750 Bauua! 70 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:00,875 Oh no! That same dream. 71 00:06:01,666 --> 00:06:04,708 Did you save my honour again in your dream? 72 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:07,333 - Yes. - Bauua. 73 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:10,291 Your friends are here. 74 00:06:10,291 --> 00:06:12,375 Your father is calling you for breakfast. 75 00:06:12,375 --> 00:06:15,166 Bring me tea. Wash your hands first. 76 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:18,041 - Bauua. - Who's that? 77 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:21,833 Bauua. Bauua. 78 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:24,500 Bauua come out. 79 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:26,666 Your Majesty! Good morning. 80 00:06:26,666 --> 00:06:28,791 Good morning, guys. What's up? 81 00:06:28,791 --> 00:06:30,958 Look! The new iPhone. 82 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:31,916 Wow! 83 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,541 Sire, this jewel in rags... 84 00:06:34,541 --> 00:06:36,750 ...has brought great news for you. 85 00:06:36,750 --> 00:06:40,083 Your heart will melt. You'll singing devotional songs. 86 00:06:40,541 --> 00:06:44,250 - The most delightful news ever. - Read it out! 87 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:45,416 Yes. 88 00:06:45,875 --> 00:06:50,291 "Babita Kumari's heart has been broken again. 89 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:53,041 - Wow! - "At director Imtiaz Ali's party... 90 00:06:53,041 --> 00:06:57,166 "...the spat between Babita Kumari and her boyfriend intensified. 91 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:00,583 WmmfihMmKastwap's mum... 92 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:04,625 "...but Babita has refused to work with her guy. 93 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:11,166 “At a party, her close friend Shamina Khan let slip the reason why: 94 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:14,000 "He's with another actress. 95 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,083 "Has it happened again? 96 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:19,583 “Has Babita Kumari's heart been broken by another flirt?" 97 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,125 Your bride has missed the wedding bus. 98 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:23,583 Bless you. 99 00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:25,333 Guddu, that's terrific news. 100 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:31,875 Today is Eid. Give these guys a SOC-rupee bundle. 101 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:33,958 It'll make their day. 102 00:07:33,958 --> 00:07:34,625 Wait! 103 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:36,458 Behave you guys. 104 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:38,000 - Is he up yet? - No. 105 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:42,750 He'll only get up when my dead body leaves this house. 106 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:47,500 Have your breakfast. Stop nagging him. He's just a kid. 107 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:50,750 Only in height. He eats like a full-grown man. 108 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:51,916 You're just... 109 00:07:51,916 --> 00:07:55,625 I slave away while mister wants fresh orange juice. 110 00:07:55,916 --> 00:07:57,500 I am not his father... 111 00:07:57,500 --> 00:08:00,833 ...but a money printing machine to him. 112 00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:05,125 Keep them coming. 113 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:06,500 Keep them coming. 114 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:12,166 Hey, orphans! Enjoy biryani in my bride Babita's name. 115 00:08:12,541 --> 00:08:13,500 Hey, you! 116 00:08:13,916 --> 00:08:15,666 Stop! 117 00:08:15,666 --> 00:08:18,250 The whole neighbourhood's shown up. 118 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,333 You incompetent idiots! 119 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,416 Snatch the cash from him. 120 00:08:23,416 --> 00:08:27,083 - Have your breakfast. - I won't spare him today. 121 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,000 You... 122 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:31,666 Squandering my money. 123 00:08:31,958 --> 00:08:34,000 - He's a kid. - A kid, my foot! 124 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,875 You're an angel of death. 125 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:38,250 Don't talk nonsense, Ashok. 126 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:40,666 Your bad habits made me short. 127 00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:42,833 So what if I spend your money? 128 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:44,541 My bad habits? 129 00:08:44,541 --> 00:08:46,541 Is my height my fault? 130 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:49,500 - All that tobacco-chewing stunted your genes. - Shut up! 131 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:53,125 - My genes? - It's stunted. I've read about it. 132 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:55,833 Either I kill him or you kill me. 133 00:08:56,291 --> 00:08:59,833 Try saying that when a cop's twisting his stick inside you. 134 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:02,791 - Go on. Hit me. - Go downstairs for my sake. 135 00:09:02,791 --> 00:09:04,791 136 00:09:04,791 --> 00:09:07,875 - I'm taking your car. - Be my guest! 137 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:10,916 Even your belt's too soft. 138 00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:15,541 Bauua, why are you after him? 139 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:17,666 Look at my height. He owes me, Amma. 140 00:09:17,666 --> 00:09:19,958 Son, it's God's will that you're a dwarf. 141 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:23,333 Your God has had His way. Now it's my turn. 142 00:09:23,791 --> 00:09:27,458 OK. Give me my suit and the "Dhoom 3" bowler hat. 143 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,708 I'm seeing my bride's new movie. 144 00:09:32,791 --> 00:09:35,083 Amma, I've told you so many times... 145 00:09:35,416 --> 00:09:36,916 ...don't you cry. 146 00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:43,541 - Found your perfect wife? - Pandey is looking for girl. 147 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,583 - Nigaar cinema. - How many passengers? 148 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:50,833 Just me, the small kid. And my father. 149 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:55,791 Why are you joking, sir? You're a grown man. 150 00:09:55,791 --> 00:09:57,458 So why ask? Shall I...? 151 00:09:57,750 --> 00:10:00,166 - I charge 20 rupees. - It's 10 for Nigaar cinema. 152 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:03,916 Pay me 5 and pull the rickshaw yourself. 153 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:06,666 10 rupees per passenger. No matter how many. 154 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:08,916 - Can you pull us all? - Yes. 155 00:10:08,916 --> 00:10:10,291 Gimme five! 156 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:16,125 We're off to see my bride's movie. Come! 157 00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:21,166 Come! We're off to see my bride's movie. 158 00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:24,291 Come one. Come all. Come on. 159 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:27,333 Come and enjoy Babita's latest! 160 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:29,916 Two sexy item numbers. 161 00:10:29,916 --> 00:10:32,041 He can pull us all. 162 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:33,166 Come on. 163 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,666 Guddu, should I call Junaid? 164 00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:39,541 Forget it! He prefers the star Deepika and Hollywood movies. 165 00:10:39,541 --> 00:10:42,875 Come with us. There's tons of room here. 166 00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:49,583 The night is young, full of lustful promises 167 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:50,875 Yeah... 168 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:54,500 The screen is that way! 169 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:03,791 You always fail at love. I burn in love 170 00:11:03,791 --> 00:11:07,791 Our names are notorious 171 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:10,666 I could use you 172 00:11:10,666 --> 00:11:13,041 Don't think too much 173 00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:16,750 I 'II leave the world behind for you. Why worry? 174 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:21,375 The beauty conquers your heart 175 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:26,125 The beauty conquers your heart 176 00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:28,208 The beauty conquers... 177 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:35,791 Shaadi.com calling. Yes, Pandey? 178 00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:39,250 Celebrate? Celebrate what? 179 00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:44,083 Are you drunk? I'll be there tomorrow. 180 00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:48,833 - What is it? - Nothing. 181 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,000 Come one. 182 00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:55,000 [english rap song] 183 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:59,500 [english rap song] 184 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:05,125 [english rap song] 185 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,791 Bring the three Khans with you. Here I am, sweetheart. 186 00:12:09,916 --> 00:12:11,791 Why did Pandey call you so early? 187 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:13,500 I have a bad feeling. 188 00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:17,916 Mr. Singh... 189 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:21,875 ...when's the wedding? 190 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,583 Rubbish! 191 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:27,333 Don't stick gum on my shoe for your commission. 192 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:30,166 You've introduced me to many girls for months. 193 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,583 I didn't like one. 194 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,750 What's so special about her? 195 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,833 I didn't care for active girls... 196 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,208 ...why would an inactive girl interest me? 197 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:39,291 - Inactive? - Yes! 198 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:42,166 I told him, "Find me another bride." Didn't I tell you? 199 00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:43,750 - Yes. - He's right. 200 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:46,291 I know what you were up to. 201 00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:49,541 You should've told me before hugging and kissing. 202 00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:51,583 My God, what have you done? 203 00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:54,125 What's wrong with her? 204 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,166 She's pretty and educated. 205 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,500 Comes from a good family. Has a great job. 206 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:00,041 But... 207 00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:03,041 - ...a few mechanical problems. - Like what? 208 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,083 Technical hiccups. 209 00:13:05,666 --> 00:13:07,666 He's not exactly a catch! 210 00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:11,125 When he sits, his feet can't touch the ground and he wants a beauty. 211 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,250 Right. 212 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,375 You were having... 213 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:15,583 ...a love affair. 214 00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:17,250 No. 215 00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:19,833 Will you betray her? Turn your back on love? 216 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,291 Love? 217 00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:24,000 You didn't tell me. God forgive us. 218 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,083 No, bro. 219 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:27,125 What do you mean "no?" 220 00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:31,250 It started 5 months ago, on 27th January... 221 00:13:31,791 --> 00:13:34,416 ...you were looking at photos of prospective brides... 222 00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:36,541 ...and I entered through that door. 223 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,083 It was a miserable day. 224 00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:43,250 You came all the way from Meerut in this terrible storm? 225 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:46,958 Bachelors at 38... 226 00:13:47,541 --> 00:13:49,458 ...aren't scared of storms. 227 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:51,958 You've seen so many photos. 228 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,625 No girl in Asia is worthy of you. 229 00:13:54,958 --> 00:13:56,083 Shut up! 230 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:59,958 You lied to me. You hid this diamond in a coal mine. 231 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:02,875 This. 232 00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:06,500 - Where did you find this? - In your desk drawer. 233 00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:11,708 She's unavailable. 80 I hid it. 234 00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:16,541 I've paid you so much, you should be available to me too. 235 00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:18,541 - What are you saying? - What? 236 00:14:18,916 --> 00:14:21,083 Mr. Singh, she's not for you. 237 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,375 I think she is. 238 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,416 My friend, she shakes a lot. 239 00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:29,041 So I'll shake along with her. 240 00:14:29,666 --> 00:14:30,791 Introduce us. 241 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,541 Don't take this road. 242 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:35,250 But I will. 243 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,208 Mr. Singh... 244 00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:41,875 ...even people who love in secret end up married. 245 00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:47,083 Aafla Yusufzai Bhinder'? What kind of name is that? 246 00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:50,375 Some people have the oddest names. 80 does she. 247 00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:52,833 HalfAfghani, half Punjabi. 248 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,541 Blast! Then? What did you do? 249 00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:57,958 Then? 250 00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:00,000 I landed up at her address. 251 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:03,916 Amity Global School is proud to Present our very own student... 252 00:15:03,916 --> 00:15:05,666 ...from the batch of 2001. 253 00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:08,000 Apart from finding water fossils on Mars... 254 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,833 ...her latest achievement is creating a zero gravity simulator on earth. 255 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,791 My dear students, please welcome NSAR senior scientist... 256 00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:17,250 ...Miss Aafia Yusufzai Bhinder. 257 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:30,000 Good heavens! 258 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:32,416 There was no wheelchair in the photo. 259 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,375 Good morning, students. 260 00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:40,791 - What? - Girls only here. Scoot! 261 00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:41,916 Fine, fine. 262 00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:43,458 Stop! 263 00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:46,916 - Where are you going? - Nowhere! 264 00:15:46,916 --> 00:15:49,916 - Why are you in fancy dress? - It's my birthday. 265 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,791 - And those doves? - Which ones? 266 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,083 - Give them to me. - Stop! 267 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:56,666 They cost 5000 for the pair, idiot. 268 00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,250 Insulting me? What class are you in? 269 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:02,625 If I had married in time, I'd have brats like you by now. 270 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:03,708 Don't pull my ear. 271 00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,791 No pulling. 272 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:08,041 Let go. I'll bite you. 273 00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:09,833 No organ pulling. 274 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:20,666 Did Pandey send you? 275 00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:25,833 Bauua Singh? 276 00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:27,125 Singh. 277 00:16:29,416 --> 00:16:30,625 Singh. 278 00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,208 Singh. 279 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:36,958 I didn't know my name had a whistle in it. Say it again. 280 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,416 What's wrong? You're leaving? 281 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,041 Listen to me! 282 00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:49,083 I brought a pair of doves for you... 283 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:52,250 ...but those brats let them escape. Please take this. 284 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:55,625 Like doves, thorns do not fear dying. 285 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,875 For you... 286 00:16:58,208 --> 00:17:00,625 Isn't that a Dilip Kumar line? 287 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:03,916 You're no Madhubala either. It's a compliment. Keep it. 288 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:15,208 The canteen here has great snacks. 289 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:17,791 Want some? 290 00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:20,916 You want her autograph? Queue up. 291 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,458 Aren't kids nasty? 292 00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,500 [indistinct chatter] 293 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:32,250 What made you think you could ever marry me? 294 00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:37,333 Me? Marry? Who pays for looking? 295 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,791 I was just window-shopping. 296 00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:44,000 Do you know who I am? 297 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,750 You found water on Mars or something? 298 00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:50,541 You should look for water in Meerut. It's cut off for days there. 299 00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:55,416 Looks like your brain's even smaller than you are. 300 00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:59,083 The way you're guzzling down those pakodas... 301 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,958 ...dipping them in chutney... 302 00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:05,208 ...I bet you haven't passed 7th grade. 303 00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:07,458 10th grade, actually. 304 00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,583 10th grade. 305 00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:11,166 Students! 306 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,666 What should we do with this man? 307 00:18:17,666 --> 00:18:18,833 Kill him! 308 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,541 Watch it! 309 00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:24,833 May your mother elope with a barber! Don't touch me. I'll hit you. 310 00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,041 Wait. 311 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:30,875 Be polite and see this uncle to the door. 312 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,083 Uncle? I'm only 38. 313 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:38,625 You... 314 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,750 - Then? - Then what? 315 00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:51,458 Chill, bro. I went home. 316 00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:55,666 - Look! What is this? - Shall I explain? 317 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:56,791 What... 318 00:18:58,750 --> 00:18:59,958 - Brother... - Yes. 319 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,166 What is this? 320 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,500 A dance contest. 321 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:06,750 The winner will attend a party with Babita Kumari. 322 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,083 - Really? - Yes. 323 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:12,375 Add my name then. I can dance. 324 00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,000 - Hey... - Shall I make you dance? 325 00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:16,625 So what happened next? 326 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:19,000 You're playing the innocent. You must've done it! 327 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,000 The truth. 328 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:25,000 I first roasted those cursed doves. 329 00:19:28,791 --> 00:19:31,833 - This chicken is tiny. - It's a dwarf. 330 00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,166 God forgive us! 331 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,541 As usual my father kept saying I was a good-for-nothing. 332 00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:41,083 He's been sucking my blood. 333 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,250 Exhausted, he fell asleep. 334 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,750 5...4...3...2...1...0.. 335 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,541 I couldn't sleep. 336 00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:49,375 That mean girl, that Shahid Kapoor lookalike. 337 00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:52,625 5000 angels of death swooped past me. 338 00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:57,250 lwassoangylshotdownzoom Mnlght 339 00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:58,958 Dad stopped me. 340 00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:00,958 Don't empty the sky. 341 00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:04,375 You should sell tickets for your magic show. 342 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,958 Lend me 500 rupees. 343 00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:07,666 Shall I take my belt off? 344 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:11,083 What belt? Are you going to hit me with your drawstring? 345 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,583 It was pointless living Without taking revenge. 346 00:20:14,791 --> 00:20:17,541 I wanted sweet revenge. 347 00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:20,166 We have decided to perhaps... 348 00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:21,666 Hello...Hello... 349 00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:23,916 Hello, hello, my loose cannon. 350 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:29,083 You may have found water on Mars or tomatoes elsewhere, so what? 351 00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:31,500 Did it help you? 352 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,958 Don't laugh too much! 353 00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:37,791 You humiliated me in front of 5000 people yesterday. My turn now. 354 00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:39,416 Brothers and sisters... 355 00:20:39,416 --> 00:20:44,208 Sure, I could've been taller! But she's no lanky Amitabh Bachchan. 356 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:47,333 I'm small in stature but my limbs work. 357 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,250 All she can do is shake. 358 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,250 Give me that pen. I'll show you something. 359 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:57,291 If this pen falls... 360 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:03,083 ...I can pick it up. But she can't. 361 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:08,166 Bauua Singh may be uneducated and live off his father... 362 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,250 ...but I can stand on my own two feet. 363 00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:14,708 Let's see her pick up the pen. 364 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:15,958 Come on. 365 00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:19,125 Keep watching her. Look Where you're going, mister. 366 00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:10,416 "The kid-faced Devil" 367 00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:12,291 "Nasty dwarf“ 368 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:18,833 She could not lift the pen but she touched my heart. 369 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:23,541 I'm used to my father's insults, so it wasn't her insulting me. 370 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,250 The problem was she didn't even stare at me. 371 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:32,500 I'm a dwarf! People pay money to see dwarves in a circus. 372 00:22:32,833 --> 00:22:36,000 It would've cost her nothing. But she didn't look twice. 373 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:40,458 For me, it was double or quits. 374 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:45,000 No more doves. Time for a bouquet. 375 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:04,000 [indistinct chatter] 376 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:07,375 Long live the Goddess! 377 00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:10,083 378 00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:13,958 "Don't take me for a stone. Don't turn away, my rose. 379 00:23:17,416 --> 00:23:22,083 "Like dew, I only caressed your cheeks.“ 380 00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:29,250 That line isn't Dilip Kumar's. It's mine. I wrote it for you. 381 00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:36,750 Aafia, till 3.30 last night, I despised you. 382 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,541 At 3.45, I was in love with you. 383 00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:40,750 Really? 384 00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:44,041 Straight to love? 385 00:23:44,041 --> 00:23:44,875 Yes. 386 00:23:46,416 --> 00:23:48,458 I thought you were crushed. 387 00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:50,958 Right word? 388 00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:54,791 Yes! Crushed is the right word. 389 00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:58,458 God has had His will. No one on earth can help me now. 390 00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:01,375 I came to apologise. 391 00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:03,250 It's customary to bring flowers. 392 00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:05,958 May I...? 393 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:13,125 Never mind, it's OK. 394 00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:17,583 Size does not matter to dreams. 395 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,500 This small man has dreamed of you. 396 00:24:23,083 --> 00:24:25,333 - I'm so sorry about that. - Forgive me, Aafia. 397 00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:27,791 Well...shall I go? 398 00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:29,916 Whereabout... 399 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,791 Stop me from walking away. 400 00:24:33,791 --> 00:24:37,625 O Goddess, will You crush me again? Blast you, Pandey. 401 00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:40,041 Nice girls for everyone. And you find her for me? 402 00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:43,166 She humiliated me again in front of everyone. 403 00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:48,916 "Don't take me for a stone. Don't turn away, my rose. 404 00:24:48,916 --> 00:24:51,250 "Like dew, I only caressed your cheeks.“ 405 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,625 That's my line not Dilip Kumar's. 406 00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,791 Ti” 3.30 last night, I despised you. 407 00:24:55,791 --> 00:24:57,333 At 3.45, I was in love with you. 408 00:24:57,333 --> 00:25:00,916 God has had His will. No one on earth can help me now. 409 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:05,000 Size does not matter to dreams. This small man has dreamed of you. 410 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,166 I came to apologise. 411 00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:08,375 This time I've brought you a plant. 412 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:10,041 Please accept it. 413 00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:16,708 I'm off. I'm going. 414 00:25:17,541 --> 00:25:19,083 I'm leaving. Promise. 415 00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:22,375 Have some shame! 416 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,333 Stop me this time! 417 00:25:26,208 --> 00:25:31,000 Get rid of your dimple. Don't act over-smart. 418 00:25:31,333 --> 00:25:34,041 Then I might talk to you. 419 00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:36,458 I didn't buy my dimples. 420 00:25:36,458 --> 00:25:39,250 I was born with them. God's gift, ma'am. 421 00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:42,333 What do you want? 422 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:44,416 I've come from so far to meet you. 423 00:25:44,416 --> 00:25:48,416 You could offer me tea, coffee, a cold drink or wine. 424 00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:58,125 Here. Drink up. 425 00:25:58,833 --> 00:26:02,125 If I had to drink alone... 426 00:26:02,791 --> 00:26:04,583 ...a Meerut bar would do. 427 00:26:04,875 --> 00:26:05,791 Have one. 428 00:26:06,041 --> 00:26:07,041 Go on! 429 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,166 Cheers! To your smile. 430 00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:31,041 Aafia, if you're unlucky, we'll meet again. 431 00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:36,750 Won't you ask me to pick up a pen today? 432 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:41,916 You'll take my life, Aafla. What's a pen? 433 00:26:41,916 --> 00:26:46,208 Can I be cheeky and request you to dance with me? 434 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:50,083 I can't dance. 435 00:26:50,291 --> 00:26:53,916 I used to think I could never love. 436 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:57,375 Give yourself a chance, my sweet lady. 437 00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:02,708 DJ! 438 00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:03,708 Yes, sir. 439 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,708 Play a Shammi Kapoor song. 440 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,500 Don't have any. 441 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,000 ARM“ Kapoor song? 442 00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:10,208 Well... 443 00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:13,625 Play a song by any one of the Kapoor dynasty. 444 00:27:14,208 --> 00:27:14,791 Yes. 445 00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:17,333 A Shashi Kapoor number? 446 00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:20,083 Play it! 447 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:25,208 O my God! 448 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:43,958 This crazy heart of mine has weaved such magic... 449 00:27:43,958 --> 00:27:47,125 ...that you have... 450 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:53,666 ...fallen in love with me 451 00:27:53,666 --> 00:27:57,750 ...that you have... 452 00:27:58,125 --> 00:28:02,666 ...fallen in love with you 453 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,916 O my God! 454 00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:31,666 My heart tells me 455 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,958 It's God's truth 456 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:38,375 My heart tells me 457 00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:41,041 It's God's truth 458 00:28:42,041 --> 00:28:45,541 The world does not believe it... 459 00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:52,208 The world does not believe it... 460 00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:55,583 ...but I'm crazy about you 461 00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:57,333 I'm not a garden, not a star... 462 00:28:57,333 --> 00:29:00,166 ...I'm not a dark cloud, I'm only a shadow 463 00:29:00,166 --> 00:29:03,041 You have... 464 00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:08,583 ...fallen in love with me 465 00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:11,333 O my God! 466 00:29:14,291 --> 00:29:15,375 How is it? 467 00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:20,791 Another drink? 468 00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:27,291 The rover that went to Mars, what's it called? 469 00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:30,375 Goodness! I'm so drunk! 470 00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:32,500 Yes. . Sun“? 471 00:29:34,083 --> 00:29:35,000 No. 472 00:29:35,833 --> 00:29:38,541 - It's called... - "Velocity." 473 00:29:38,541 --> 00:29:41,375 - "Velocity." - I knew that. 474 00:29:41,625 --> 00:29:48,250 Who asked NSAR to send a rover to Mars? 475 00:29:48,250 --> 00:29:51,416 Velocity was sent by...whom? 476 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:54,291 - Who sent it? - I did. 477 00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:55,791 Is that so? 478 00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:58,250 - I see... - And... 479 00:29:59,125 --> 00:30:04,875 ...who told NSAR that Velocity should dig... 480 00:30:04,875 --> 00:30:07,041 ...more than travel? 481 00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:08,250 Who did? 482 00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:10,083 I did. 483 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:12,458 Amazing. 484 00:30:12,458 --> 00:30:15,375 Who told them... 485 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:20,500 ...we should send a man to Mars now? 486 00:30:21,791 --> 00:30:23,000 It's time. 487 00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:25,208 - Who did? - I did. 488 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:30,333 Who said... 489 00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:37,791 ...we should find cheaper ways of doing it from India? 490 00:30:38,166 --> 00:30:40,583 - That's why I'm here. - Who? 491 00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:43,250 Me. In India. 492 00:30:44,833 --> 00:30:46,000 I came. 493 00:30:46,958 --> 00:30:49,250 If you're here in India, it must be you. 494 00:30:49,250 --> 00:30:52,625 - Amazing. You came here... - Excuse me. 495 00:30:52,958 --> 00:30:55,916 Can you give me one more drink, please? 496 00:30:55,916 --> 00:30:57,750 Sorry, ma'am, the bar's closed. 497 00:30:59,916 --> 00:31:03,833 She found water on Mars, and you refuse her a drink? 498 00:31:04,708 --> 00:31:05,750 Look at her! 499 00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:10,125 OK. Don't look. Aafia, shall I hit him? 500 00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:23,166 The toilet is shaking. Give me a sip. 501 00:31:26,791 --> 00:31:28,083 Try some lemon. 502 00:31:31,666 --> 00:31:34,833 So who told...? 503 00:31:35,291 --> 00:31:38,250 Enough, my friend. Is NSAR all we can talk about? 504 00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:43,625 Do I brag about saving Satish's shop when the council came to destroy it? 505 00:31:45,958 --> 00:31:47,291 506 00:31:47,708 --> 00:31:48,375 Right. 507 00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:51,208 They came with bulldozers to raze it to the ground. 508 00:31:51,458 --> 00:31:54,916 Do I brag? I did this. I did that. Doesn't sound good. 509 00:31:55,708 --> 00:31:59,208 Are you making fun of me? Naughty! 510 00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:01,916 Acting over-smart again? 511 00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:06,708 But no dimples this time! It still worked, no? 512 00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:12,166 Shut up! I need to take a leak. 513 00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:14,208 Where's the leak? 514 00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:20,708 Duffer! I need the toilet, to pee. 515 00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:23,541 Ohh... 516 00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:25,708 What must I do? 517 00:32:26,625 --> 00:32:31,125 You? I'm the one who has to do it. 518 00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:35,083 I'll wait outside. Call me when you're done. 519 00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:38,166 Outside? You're my friend. 520 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:41,750 Stay put. Just turn around. 521 00:32:42,083 --> 00:32:44,875 We're in the Ladies. There may be some aunties around. 522 00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:48,166 I'll deal with them. Don't be mistaken. 523 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:49,791 I'm not your friend. 524 00:33:02,416 --> 00:33:06,208 If I said I was your friend, would you have let me stay? 525 00:33:07,166 --> 00:33:09,791 - Oh my God! - Come in, aunty. I'm only a kid. 526 00:33:10,958 --> 00:33:16,125 I found water on Mars and the rascal won't give me a drink. 527 00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:19,958 - Come here. - Now I'll look for alcohol on Mars. 528 00:33:38,875 --> 00:33:40,541 You didn't answer me. 529 00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:44,541 If I said I was your friend, could I have stayed? 530 00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:50,708 - You missed your chance. - No way. 531 00:33:51,416 --> 00:33:55,125 If I went for this chance, I might lose other chances. 532 00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:58,791 God forbid I ever become your friend! 533 00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:04,166 - Shut up! - OK. 534 00:34:04,166 --> 00:34:07,416 - And good night. - OK. I'm gone. 535 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:12,666 Aafia, did anyone tell you... 536 00:34:12,666 --> 00:34:16,333 ...how pretty sweat looks on your face? 537 00:34:16,541 --> 00:34:19,541 Yes. Mummy did. 538 00:34:21,791 --> 00:34:25,208 You'll look even prettier with colour on you. It's Holi tomorrow! 539 00:34:25,416 --> 00:34:27,583 Play Holi with me. 540 00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:30,291 Money back if you don't have fun. 541 00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:34,083 Don't forget your place, Bauua Singh. 542 00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:37,958 I'm way out of your league. 543 00:34:39,916 --> 00:34:42,791 That's really big of you, Aafla. 544 00:34:44,375 --> 00:34:47,625 I can find dozens like you. 545 00:34:47,625 --> 00:34:49,500 Why like me? 546 00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:54,083 - I like uneducated types. - I can be the intellectual gent. 547 00:34:54,291 --> 00:34:56,583 I've seen many English films. 548 00:34:56,583 --> 00:35:00,458 Now I'll say goodnight. 549 00:35:01,791 --> 00:35:05,375 Stand there if you want to waste your time. 550 00:35:09,791 --> 00:35:10,791 Bauua! 551 00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:19,208 Bauua! 552 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:23,458 Are you there? 553 00:35:24,375 --> 00:35:27,791 So your head was against the door. Like this? 554 00:35:28,916 --> 00:35:32,166 How romantic! Standing at her door. Then? 555 00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:33,916 The usual. 556 00:35:33,916 --> 00:35:35,250 What? Romance? 557 00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:37,500 No, fool! A song. 558 00:35:38,125 --> 00:35:43,416 Guddu, the orchestra cost 250,000. 150,000 for their costumes. 559 00:35:43,666 --> 00:35:47,041 50,000 bribe for the imperial Hotel's manager. 560 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:51,666 80,000 to hire the nasty kids. 20,000 for colour sprays. 561 00:35:51,875 --> 00:35:54,375 Plus my suit at 150,000. 562 00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:59,250 I didn't want to, but ended up spending 600,000 of Dad's money. 563 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:04,291 Thanks to the Goddess, at last the girl looked at this dwarf. 564 00:36:23,291 --> 00:36:27,083 A colour has no colour... 565 00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:32,541 ...Ifltdoesnotmamhmecolwr dyowlbs. 566 00:36:35,208 --> 00:36:39,166 A fragrance has no fragrance... 567 00:36:39,375 --> 00:36:45,250 ...if it does not match the fragrance of your dark hair. 568 00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:51,291 The world pales next to you 569 00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:55,375 You can only be mine 570 00:36:55,375 --> 00:37:02,083 Everyone can see it. I say this out loud: 571 00:37:03,916 --> 00:37:07,708 As long as there's light in the world... 572 00:37:08,041 --> 00:37:11,333 ...you'll belong to me 573 00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:16,041 As long as I live in this world... 574 00:37:16,041 --> 00:37:19,333 ...you'll belong to me 575 00:37:19,958 --> 00:37:23,666 As long as there's light in the world... 576 00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:27,500 ...you'll belong to me 577 00:37:28,083 --> 00:37:31,791 As long as I live in this world... 578 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:35,000 ...you'll belong to me 579 00:38:16,041 --> 00:38:24,000 I am your confusion. I am your solution 580 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,958 I'm a little stubborn 581 00:38:27,958 --> 00:38:31,208 A little crazy too 582 00:38:31,208 --> 00:38:35,083 How false are the clouds and spring showers 583 00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:39,416 How false is offering a gift of flowers 584 00:38:39,416 --> 00:38:43,041 Only you are real. Only I am real 585 00:38:43,041 --> 00:38:47,333 My heart speaks the only truth 586 00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:51,416 Etch your name on my heart with your lovely hands 587 00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:59,041 Open your eyes to my love. Do I ask too much of you? 588 00:38:59,041 --> 00:39:04,083 I say this out loud: 589 00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:08,041 As long as there's light in the world... 590 00:39:08,041 --> 00:39:11,583 ...you'll belong to me 591 00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:16,041 As long as I live in this world... 592 00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:19,041 ...you'll belong to me 593 00:39:20,041 --> 00:39:24,041 As long as there's light in the world... 594 00:39:24,041 --> 00:39:27,500 ...you'll belong to me 595 00:39:28,041 --> 00:39:32,041 As long as I live in this world... 596 00:39:32,041 --> 00:39:35,166 ...you'll belong to me 597 00:39:55,875 --> 00:40:02,791 Forever you will sway in my loving arms 598 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:10,916 Like the earth sways in the arms of the sun 599 00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:18,250 You will never be apart from me 600 00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:26,333 Forever you will be a part of me 601 00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:35,375 Shatter all my dreams if you wish 602 00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:39,375 The shards of my dreams will still dream of you 603 00:40:39,375 --> 00:40:42,750 You are my inspiration 604 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:45,958 I say this out loud: 605 00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:56,000 As long as I live in this world... 606 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,208 ...you'll belong to me 607 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:03,875 As long as I live in this world... 608 00:41:04,083 --> 00:41:07,250 ...you'll belong to me 609 00:41:11,291 --> 00:41:12,666 My good sir! 610 00:41:13,833 --> 00:41:17,083 Your romancing will get my family thrown out on the street. 611 00:41:17,083 --> 00:41:18,500 I'll be fired. 612 00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:21,208 Shut up! She's coming round. 613 00:41:21,208 --> 00:41:23,875 I should shut up? Pass me the agreement. 614 00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:27,083 Where does it say you'll ruin this place? 615 00:41:27,416 --> 00:41:30,458 We agreed you'd spray colours, there'd be some musicians... 616 00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:31,416 ...that's all. 617 00:41:37,541 --> 00:41:38,750 Bauua. 618 00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:41,750 Bauua, give me 100-rupees and I'll tell you something. 619 00:41:45,458 --> 00:41:46,708 Your father wants you home. 620 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:48,666 I paid you to hear this? 621 00:41:48,666 --> 00:41:51,083 Naughty! What's this? 622 00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:52,708 Lost your tongue? 623 00:41:52,708 --> 00:41:54,458 You sang to her. 624 00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:58,166 Now you're in love. What else? Why deny it? 625 00:41:58,666 --> 00:42:03,541 She fell in love with me. And I started loving myself. 626 00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:08,416 - Then? - The usual. 627 00:42:08,416 --> 00:42:10,375 Another song? You just sang. 628 00:42:10,375 --> 00:42:11,208 No! 629 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,458 Romance. 630 00:42:14,541 --> 00:42:16,125 God forgive us! 631 00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:29,541 Do you know... 632 00:42:30,250 --> 00:42:33,875 ...why the moon is sometimes a half moon? 633 00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:36,000 Yes. 634 00:42:38,041 --> 00:42:43,708 Because the other half sits on the Imperial Hotel balcony. 635 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:51,041 - Trying to be smooth? - Trying? 636 00:42:51,208 --> 00:42:54,000 Showing me your dimple, making a fool of me. 637 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,750 I know your ways. 638 00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:57,625 Well... 639 00:43:01,291 --> 00:43:03,375 ...let me try another technique. 640 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:07,208 Look! 641 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,291 Ten...nine...eight..zero. 642 00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:25,375 Do it... 643 00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:27,541 ...again. 644 00:43:29,416 --> 00:43:32,625 Ten...nine...eight... 645 00:43:32,916 --> 00:43:34,166 ...zero. 646 00:43:44,041 --> 00:43:47,333 How did you do it? 647 00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:55,041 Would you make the moon fall too? 648 00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:06,416 Ten...nine...eight... 649 00:44:31,541 --> 00:44:32,791 Never mind! 650 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,250 There's only one moon. 651 00:44:55,416 --> 00:44:56,625 So... 652 00:44:57,083 --> 00:45:01,000 ...if we get intimate now... 653 00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:07,000 ...yourjob's done, right? 654 00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:12,625 It's all you wanted? 655 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,166 That's what I thought, but... 656 00:45:18,791 --> 00:45:20,041 But? 657 00:45:22,291 --> 00:45:23,666 But... 658 00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:27,541 ...it's hard for me to say this. 659 00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:29,666 It's insulting for me... 660 00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:31,291 ...but... 661 00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:34,708 ...I'm in love with you. 662 00:45:45,583 --> 00:45:47,791 Wait. What are you doing? 663 00:45:49,166 --> 00:45:51,000 Don't go. I'll be back. 664 00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:11,250 What a scandal! Then? 665 00:46:11,750 --> 00:46:14,458 It's a month since that night. Haven't seen her since. 666 00:46:14,666 --> 00:46:17,208 I've got a new SIM card and a new number. 667 00:46:17,416 --> 00:46:20,500 Don't fly too high! Clever crows can end up eating crap too. 668 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:24,166 I've had my share of crap. I'll just be the clever crow now. 669 00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:25,583 And fly high. 670 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:28,000 You did her wrong. 671 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,083 - God will take His revenge. - What more revenge can He take? 672 00:46:32,083 --> 00:46:35,875 Remember when my father used to pay tax in advance? I've paid too. 673 00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:39,250 And if God asks me, why this? Why that? 674 00:46:39,250 --> 00:46:42,666 We cover our faces. 675 00:46:42,666 --> 00:46:45,416 Don't believe her. 676 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,750 Blast you, Pandey. 677 00:46:48,458 --> 00:46:50,291 - What is it? - Can you eat sweets? 678 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:51,708 What? 679 00:46:52,125 --> 00:46:53,083 Dear... 680 00:46:54,083 --> 00:46:55,875 He's back. Wait a second. 681 00:46:59,041 --> 00:47:03,375 - Come here. - I don't know her. Listen. 682 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:06,791 What's going on? 683 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:08,583 Look at me. 684 00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:10,916 Are you duping her? 685 00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:13,166 Bauua! 686 00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:14,708 Scoundrel. 687 00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:19,541 You talk non-stop. Cat got your tongue now? 688 00:47:20,208 --> 00:47:22,041 That's our Bauua. 689 00:47:23,416 --> 00:47:24,791 Yes, I know. 690 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:28,708 You don't get it? He's always going to look small. 691 00:47:30,708 --> 00:47:36,416 I won't look different 25 years from now either. 692 00:47:37,416 --> 00:47:38,291 True. 693 00:47:38,708 --> 00:47:40,125 You're lucky. 694 00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:42,625 You found a girl who'll marry you. 695 00:47:43,708 --> 00:47:46,291 Even boys would say no. 696 00:47:48,291 --> 00:47:50,375 Playing games with her? 697 00:47:59,666 --> 00:48:05,166 Fix the wedding date. 698 00:48:05,458 --> 00:48:07,583 An auspicious day. Hurry. 699 00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:12,125 He's getting married at last! 700 00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:15,625 He's finally getting married. 701 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:18,125 I am not getting married. 702 00:48:18,333 --> 00:48:20,375 I'll hang myself. 703 00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:21,708 - Listen Ashok. - How will he hang himself? 704 00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:22,916 Where's everybody? 705 00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:23,875 Aunty. 706 00:48:24,625 --> 00:48:26,666 - Guddu, let's celebrate. - Celebrate? 707 00:48:26,666 --> 00:48:28,958 How can you all eat? 708 00:48:28,958 --> 00:48:30,708 He'll commit suicide. 709 00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:32,666 - Who? - Bauua. who else? 710 00:48:32,666 --> 00:48:36,125 Listen, Guddu. That's just typical of him. 711 00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:39,750 He shouts his head off. No one can say a word to him. 712 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:41,541 Before anyone calls him a dwarf... 713 00:48:41,541 --> 00:48:44,666 ...he stuffs money in their face. Or pelts stones. 714 00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:47,666 His strutting is a sham. 715 00:48:48,375 --> 00:48:51,791 I'll buy you a shop if that dog commits suicide. 716 00:48:51,791 --> 00:48:54,208 God! What kind of mother are you? 717 00:48:54,666 --> 00:48:55,541 The real thing. 718 00:48:57,875 --> 00:48:59,750 Yes, listen. 719 00:48:59,750 --> 00:49:02,000 I want 75 boxes of sweet. 720 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,583 Not 80, 75. 721 00:49:06,666 --> 00:49:07,833 Move aside. 722 00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:09,250 Fine, fine. 723 00:49:09,458 --> 00:49:11,916 Bauua, you're marinating here... 724 00:49:12,125 --> 00:49:14,416 ...while the boys are jumping for joy. 725 00:49:14,416 --> 00:49:16,958 Shut those women up. My head's splitting. 726 00:49:16,958 --> 00:49:19,541 Babita's coming to the Mall tonight. 727 00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:21,125 Babita, who? 728 00:49:22,708 --> 00:49:23,916 Babita, who? 729 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:26,250 Babita Kumari! 730 00:49:26,250 --> 00:49:27,625 Your Mrs. 731 00:49:28,083 --> 00:49:29,250 My sister-in-law. 732 00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:32,750 The one who'll enter this house with bridal bells on her feet. 733 00:49:33,125 --> 00:49:36,208 The one who'll feed your children. 734 00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:39,625 The one who'll have henna painted on her hands. Bauua Singh! 735 00:49:39,875 --> 00:49:41,125 The irony of love! 736 00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:45,250 Before I die, she has come to meet me. In person. 737 00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:47,458 God is Great! 738 00:49:47,833 --> 00:49:51,250 Don't rub any more inches off me. 739 00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:01,875 Get the scooter out, Guddu. 740 00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:05,083 Fill my brow with stars! 741 00:50:05,333 --> 00:50:10,541 My beloved is here 742 00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:12,083 Babita! 743 00:50:12,083 --> 00:50:14,000 - Jeelu da... - Fast. 744 00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:15,750 Madam called you two minutes ago. 745 00:50:15,750 --> 00:50:18,541 Babita, costume is ready. Everything is ready. Now you... 746 00:50:18,958 --> 00:50:20,000 Oh! 747 00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:21,916 Did you bet? 748 00:50:22,708 --> 00:50:24,250 I'll bet 500. 749 00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:25,708 Call him. 750 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,750 He won't pick up. 751 00:50:28,958 --> 00:50:30,500 I know his father too. 752 00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:31,916 All cons. 753 00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:38,791 Best of three. 754 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:48,125 The number you're trying to reach is currently busy. 755 00:50:48,125 --> 00:50:50,958 How about the best of five, ma'am? 756 00:50:51,583 --> 00:50:53,833 The number you're trying to reach... 757 00:51:03,250 --> 00:51:04,416 Shall I call back? 758 00:51:07,250 --> 00:51:08,916 OK. Let's try. 759 00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:20,041 The customer you're calling is unavailable. 760 00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:28,708 Can I come in? 761 00:51:29,333 --> 00:51:31,000 Yes. No one's bathing. 762 00:51:31,791 --> 00:51:33,291 Madam, shall we leave? 763 00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:36,791 It's a 3-hour drive to Meerut. 764 00:51:40,875 --> 00:51:41,791 Okay. 765 00:51:44,416 --> 00:51:45,500 How much did I lose? 766 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:48,458 25,000. But you can pay 15,000. 767 00:51:52,750 --> 00:51:56,791 Here. Go, get my bag. I'll pay the rest later. 768 00:51:57,041 --> 00:51:59,541 It's already in the car. You please get ready. 769 00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:04,583 - Shall we go? - Hello! Costume, make-up and hair. 770 00:52:11,875 --> 00:52:13,333 Clothes done. 771 00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:16,500 Hair done. 772 00:52:19,166 --> 00:52:22,041 I'm so pretty. Don't need make-up. 773 00:52:25,416 --> 00:52:27,791 Your love's fake. 774 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,250 I've seen how selfish you are. 775 00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:32,541 Every day you get a new arm candy. 776 00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:35,333 I am high on your betrayal. 777 00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:42,125 Take a look here. 778 00:52:43,458 --> 00:52:44,958 Stop going crazy. 779 00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:47,958 Your love's fake. 780 00:52:48,166 --> 00:52:50,500 I've seen how selfish you are. 781 00:52:50,708 --> 00:52:52,750 Every day you get a new arm candy. 782 00:52:52,750 --> 00:52:54,583 I am high on your betrayal. 783 00:52:54,583 --> 00:52:55,750 Babita! 784 00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:58,000 You go to god and tell... 785 00:52:58,250 --> 00:53:00,583 That you swindle everyone, 786 00:53:00,791 --> 00:53:05,416 There is a blame on you, come and listen. 787 00:53:07,208 --> 00:53:08,458 SC *** you 788 00:53:08,458 --> 00:53:11,291 You have defamed her, defamed her, 789 00:53:11,291 --> 00:53:13,750 - Mfllhyourfakalova 790 00:53:13,750 --> 00:53:15,500 She proposed to you. 791 00:53:16,666 --> 00:53:18,041 I love you! 792 00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:20,208 I love you too. 793 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:23,250 With your fake love 794 00:53:41,375 --> 00:53:44,250 Babita, my love look at me once. 795 00:53:44,750 --> 00:53:46,291 Bauua, faster. 796 00:53:46,291 --> 00:53:49,500 - You want me to fly like a helicopter? - Step on it. 797 00:53:49,916 --> 00:53:52,041 Move aside! 798 00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:56,041 Bauua, where are you going? 799 00:53:56,041 --> 00:53:59,375 - Are you following your mother? - No, your sister. 800 00:53:59,375 --> 00:54:01,916 - Your daughter. - No, my sister-in-law. 801 00:54:01,916 --> 00:54:03,083 Understand. 802 00:54:03,666 --> 00:54:06,208 I'll teach you a lesson. 803 00:54:06,208 --> 00:54:07,750 We'll get you. 804 00:54:09,166 --> 00:54:10,708 Give him one. 805 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,708 - Don't flash your torch. Kick him. - Hold on. 806 00:54:15,291 --> 00:54:17,416 - I can't see them. - They're behind us. 807 00:54:17,416 --> 00:54:20,833 You blinded me in one eye when we were kids. Remember? 808 00:54:20,833 --> 00:54:22,708 - I can't see. - Kick now! 809 00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:25,250 - You. - Get off. 810 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,583 I paid for your mother's surgery... 811 00:54:32,583 --> 00:54:35,000 ...why follow my bride? You dog. 812 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,458 - IslhatAcchan? - Yes. 813 00:54:36,458 --> 00:54:38,750 Here. Pay your father's bail. 814 00:54:38,750 --> 00:54:41,750 Grab it. Get your sister married. 815 00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:44,291 Grab it. 816 00:54:44,291 --> 00:54:45,666 Watch it. 817 00:54:48,958 --> 00:54:50,791 Guddu, there's still some jokers around. 818 00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:53,541 Push them under the bus. 819 00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:56,083 Guddu, hold on tight. 820 00:54:56,083 --> 00:54:58,416 Pull the banner. 821 00:55:08,166 --> 00:55:09,625 Got them all. 822 00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:15,666 Stop the car. 823 00:55:16,916 --> 00:55:19,291 - Pull over. - Babita, what are you doing? 824 00:55:23,375 --> 00:55:26,458 What happened? What's going on? 825 00:55:26,708 --> 00:55:28,666 Babita Kumari's car has stopped. 826 00:55:29,041 --> 00:55:30,125 Her car? 827 00:55:30,708 --> 00:55:32,125 She's coming out. 828 00:55:32,125 --> 00:55:33,416 - Out? - Yes. 829 00:55:34,916 --> 00:55:37,750 Guddu, she's calling me. 830 00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:41,000 - God! But why? - How would I know Why? 831 00:55:41,208 --> 00:55:42,750 Go! 832 00:56:13,125 --> 00:56:14,416 Do you love me? 833 00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:20,166 Do you love me? 834 00:56:22,041 --> 00:56:23,375 Love you too. 835 00:56:28,416 --> 00:56:29,708 I loved him. 836 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:33,208 But I guess all you men just have that... 837 00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:36,166 ...cheating gene in your DNA. 838 00:56:36,583 --> 00:56:37,583 No, no... 839 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,750 I like you in shorts, I like you in jeans too. 840 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000 Same, same. 841 00:56:42,291 --> 00:56:46,208 - I want to kill all you bloody men. - No kill, Babitaji. 842 00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:48,291 Already dead, dead. 843 00:56:57,250 --> 00:57:00,000 Go back to your pathetic life... 844 00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:05,250 ...in your pathetic town and spend the rest of your life... 845 00:57:05,750 --> 00:57:09,125 ...telling everyone that Babita Kumari kissed you. 846 00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:12,166 No one will believe you. 847 00:57:13,833 --> 00:57:16,625 No one will ever believe you. 848 00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:24,208 No one will ever believe me that I loved him so much. 849 00:57:26,708 --> 00:57:30,958 So much that I'm crying for that pathetic man. 850 00:57:31,708 --> 00:57:33,375 I'm crying for... 851 00:57:35,041 --> 00:57:36,750 I hate myself. 852 00:57:37,083 --> 00:57:38,458 I hate myself... 853 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:40,875 Babita. 854 00:57:41,041 --> 00:57:43,666 - Bauua! - Come. Easy, easy. 855 00:57:43,666 --> 00:57:44,708 Bauua. 856 00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:48,375 You left me alone in the dark. 857 00:57:50,458 --> 00:57:52,500 Where's Bauua? Has she taken him away? 858 00:57:52,708 --> 00:57:53,625 Guddu. 859 00:57:58,458 --> 00:58:01,208 Babita kissed me. 860 00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:07,625 Your mother never kissed your father. Why would Babita kiss you? 861 00:58:08,166 --> 00:58:09,333 I swear! 862 00:58:09,625 --> 00:58:14,208 She kissed me passionately. The kiss lasted three seconds. 863 00:58:17,416 --> 00:58:19,250 0 people of the world! 864 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:23,000 You have never respected me. 865 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,458 “Look, there goes the dwarf, here comes the dwarf.“ 866 00:58:26,458 --> 00:58:29,791 Today Babita Kumari kissed the dwarf. 867 00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:33,333 I'm going to sing a song. 868 00:58:33,708 --> 00:58:36,958 - I'm going to sing a song. - God forgive us. 869 00:58:37,166 --> 00:58:39,666 Don't say such crazy things, Your Majesty. 870 00:58:39,666 --> 00:58:41,000 You're marrying tomorrow. 871 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,375 Maybe it's given you a brain haemorrhage. 872 00:58:43,583 --> 00:58:45,958 It happens before a wedding. Let's go. 873 00:58:48,166 --> 00:58:50,041 Let me sing first. 874 00:58:50,291 --> 00:58:54,958 We're on our way. The boy looks nice in his photo. 875 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:58,958 He has cute dimples. What does he do? 876 00:58:59,166 --> 00:59:02,416 His father owns a big business. 877 00:59:02,583 --> 00:59:03,916 But, Papa... 878 00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:06,875 ...he's a little short. 879 00:59:07,250 --> 00:59:09,541 So what? 880 00:59:09,541 --> 00:59:11,583 Your granddad was only 5 '6". 881 00:59:11,583 --> 00:59:13,083 But what a gem. 882 00:59:13,791 --> 00:59:18,500 - Is he tall enough to reach you? - Yes, he does. 883 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:21,833 Come, my beloved, let us meet in the moonlight 884 00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:27,250 SeebgyouMewldemesswllum 885 00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:33,958 In this rain-soaked night... 886 00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:41,708 "I'll walk this road." My foot. 887 00:59:48,125 --> 00:59:49,750 Guddu, I don't want to get married. 888 00:59:50,958 --> 00:59:52,125 I'm not ready. 889 01:00:05,291 --> 01:00:06,541 Enough, Ashok! 890 01:00:08,666 --> 01:00:09,666 Is this a joke? 891 01:00:09,666 --> 01:00:12,000 You said he was short, but this short? 892 01:00:12,291 --> 01:00:14,208 You call this short? 893 01:00:14,958 --> 01:00:18,250 Pritpal, do you call this "short?" 894 01:00:18,250 --> 01:00:21,291 - He's a dwarf. - A dwarf! 895 01:00:22,125 --> 01:00:25,375 You're a top scientist and you want to marry him? 896 01:00:25,375 --> 01:00:26,625 A dwarf? 897 01:00:26,625 --> 01:00:29,958 I'm hardly a Cinderella, Papa. 898 01:00:29,958 --> 01:00:33,416 What can I do if I'm in love with a dwarf? 899 01:00:33,416 --> 01:00:36,833 You've fallen for a school dropout? 900 01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:41,125 Should I have checked his school certificate first? 901 01:00:42,208 --> 01:00:45,375 I don't have to send him to Mars, Mummy. 902 01:00:50,708 --> 01:00:51,666 Papa. 903 01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:58,291 This is the first time I've met someone... 904 01:00:58,541 --> 01:01:02,750 ...who sees me, not my wheelchair. 905 01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:06,833 He talks to me like a human being. 906 01:01:07,666 --> 01:01:09,791 He doesn't think: 907 01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:13,958 "How does one talk to a disabled girl?“ 908 01:01:13,958 --> 01:01:18,041 He treats me like a normal girl. 909 01:01:18,958 --> 01:01:22,916 - He doesn't pity me, Papa. - Pity! 910 01:01:23,458 --> 01:01:25,000 A dwarf pitying you? 911 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:29,541 Enough! Are you marrying him? Or am I? 912 01:01:32,083 --> 01:01:33,083 Papa. 913 01:01:36,208 --> 01:01:42,583 OK. Now I want to see everyone having a good time here. 914 01:01:42,791 --> 01:01:44,291 - DJ! - Yes ma'am. 915 01:01:44,541 --> 01:01:46,333 Let's have a Pashto song. 916 01:01:46,625 --> 01:01:48,750 What's Pashto? 917 01:01:50,375 --> 01:01:55,625 - Then play an English song. - Don't have any English songs. 918 01:01:57,125 --> 01:02:00,708 Play a song in any language. 919 01:02:00,916 --> 01:02:02,916 An Afghani song then? 920 01:02:02,916 --> 01:02:04,125 Go on, play! 921 01:02:06,333 --> 01:02:08,875 Oh Papa, remember this song? 922 01:02:09,208 --> 01:02:10,541 Duffer! 923 01:02:15,708 --> 01:02:18,875 Let me ward off the evil eye... 924 01:02:18,875 --> 01:02:21,416 - ...or you might die. - Get lost. 925 01:02:21,916 --> 01:02:24,291 Your family duped you. 926 01:02:24,291 --> 01:02:26,208 The post office played a trick too. 927 01:02:26,208 --> 01:02:27,166 What's this? 928 01:02:27,708 --> 01:02:30,958 Remember you enrolled for the Babita dance contest? You're in. 929 01:02:35,541 --> 01:02:36,291 What... 930 01:02:39,083 --> 01:02:40,083 Now dance. 931 01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:59,291 I'll say a prayer in your name... 932 01:02:59,541 --> 01:03:01,916 Be it day or night... 933 01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:18,791 - It's nice and cool outside. - Bauua, come inside. 934 01:03:18,791 --> 01:03:20,250 - Bauua. - What? 935 01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:21,833 - Congratulations! - Fine. Fine. 936 01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:25,958 These notes aren't fake. Give them to me later. 937 01:03:25,958 --> 01:03:29,208 I think you should take him to America. 938 01:03:29,416 --> 01:03:33,500 - What's up? - I...Uncle? 939 01:03:34,291 --> 01:03:37,375 Go on. You can talk to uncle. 940 01:03:39,333 --> 01:03:41,833 Uncle, where's the toilet? 941 01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:45,375 Do it anywhere. 942 01:03:45,583 --> 01:03:47,541 Go ahead. 943 01:03:47,875 --> 01:03:49,125 He pees in small amounts. 944 01:03:50,208 --> 01:03:53,125 Take him to the US. Charge people to see him. 945 01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:04,583 Come this side. 946 01:04:04,583 --> 01:04:05,708 Come on. 947 01:04:05,708 --> 01:04:08,250 Come on. What are you doing? 948 01:04:08,250 --> 01:04:09,916 [indistinct chatter] 949 01:04:15,791 --> 01:04:17,083 Come on. 950 01:04:23,625 --> 01:04:25,416 Hello! Hello! 951 01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:27,250 Aunty! 952 01:04:27,666 --> 01:04:28,625 Aunty! 953 01:04:28,625 --> 01:04:31,166 - How are you related? - Her aunt. 954 01:04:31,166 --> 01:04:32,458 Okay, you stay. 955 01:04:33,041 --> 01:04:35,375 - And you? - Her father's brother's... 956 01:04:35,583 --> 01:04:40,541 Out. Anyone who doesn't know how they're related must go. 957 01:04:40,541 --> 01:04:43,916 "Her father's so-and-so..." etc won't do. All out! 958 01:04:43,916 --> 01:04:46,416 Kids, go outside. 959 01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:48,833 What are you doing, Bauua? 960 01:04:57,416 --> 01:05:00,375 What I'm about to say, and what you're about to hear... 961 01:05:00,833 --> 01:05:02,500 ...only your close relatives... 962 01:05:03,375 --> 01:05:05,541 ...will be of help to you. 963 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:13,000 In romance there comes 10 seconds when a man says: "Let's marry." 964 01:05:13,625 --> 01:05:16,708 You and my father didn't give me those 10 seconds. 965 01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:20,291 You visited our house. 2 days later it's done. 966 01:05:20,291 --> 01:05:24,000 The sangeet in 3 days. All Meerut at my wedding in 4. 967 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:27,458 Now I stand before you, a bridegroom. 968 01:05:32,833 --> 01:05:35,541 Are you proposing now? 969 01:05:35,541 --> 01:05:39,166 Proposing? I'm talking about opposing, Aafia. 970 01:05:40,291 --> 01:05:44,333 I'm like the cuckoo. 971 01:05:44,916 --> 01:05:46,541 I can't build my own nest. 972 01:05:46,916 --> 01:05:49,375 I lay eggs in the nests of other birds. 973 01:05:49,875 --> 01:05:53,166 All this, this wedding... 974 01:05:54,041 --> 01:05:55,541 My hands are tied. 975 01:05:55,958 --> 01:05:57,208 I really can't. 976 01:05:57,666 --> 01:06:01,208 You're an American. Why did you agree to marry me? 977 01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:04,916 I took you for a modern girl. You drink and all. 978 01:06:05,083 --> 01:06:06,083 But... 979 01:06:06,958 --> 01:06:09,708 How come you suddenly became the traditional wife? 980 01:06:10,416 --> 01:06:13,750 You'll look odd fasting for the health of your husband. 981 01:06:17,416 --> 01:06:18,458 Come here. 982 01:06:26,666 --> 01:06:29,666 How old are you, Bauua? 983 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,250 38! 984 01:06:32,875 --> 01:06:35,333 - Meaning? - 39. 985 01:06:37,541 --> 01:06:42,041 In all these 38 years... 986 01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:47,458 ...have you found anyone besides me... 987 01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:53,875 ...whom you could look in the eye and talk to? 988 01:06:56,291 --> 01:06:59,666 Everyone towers over you. 989 01:07:01,375 --> 01:07:04,916 How long will you crane your neck? 990 01:07:05,208 --> 01:07:09,916 When you can look at me straight in the eye. And me you. 991 01:07:10,833 --> 01:07:14,291 We're made for each other. 992 01:07:15,083 --> 01:07:19,458 Why be a cuckoo at your age, Bauua? 993 01:07:21,458 --> 01:07:24,000 Build your own nest. 994 01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:28,375 Don't, Aafia. Don't. 995 01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:30,375 My heart can hear you. 996 01:07:31,291 --> 01:07:33,583 But my heart does not hear you. 997 01:07:38,291 --> 01:07:41,625 Control both your hearts. 998 01:07:41,958 --> 01:07:45,708 Have a drink if you need to. 999 01:07:46,708 --> 01:07:51,958 Go and sit in the groom's chair. 1000 01:07:52,291 --> 01:07:53,458 Don't be scared. 1001 01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:58,083 The operation will be over before you know it. 1002 01:07:59,750 --> 01:08:03,166 But if there's something else, tell me. 1003 01:08:15,375 --> 01:08:16,583 What is this? 1004 01:08:17,291 --> 01:08:19,708 I've been selected for a dance contest. 1005 01:08:20,666 --> 01:08:23,125 The winner meets Babita Kumari. 1006 01:08:25,541 --> 01:08:26,583 So? 1007 01:08:28,041 --> 01:08:31,708 You've hardly been selected to an Ivy League college. 1008 01:08:38,791 --> 01:08:41,416 Babita Kumari kissed me yesterday. 1009 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,625 Look at your height, Bauua. 1010 01:09:02,458 --> 01:09:05,166 If Babita kissed you... 1011 01:09:05,166 --> 01:09:08,875 ...then I'm carrying Leonardo DiCaprio's child. 1012 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:15,708 You've ruined my make-up. Go! 1013 01:09:17,375 --> 01:09:18,250 You know... 1014 01:09:19,750 --> 01:09:21,958 I was born a cuckoo... 1015 01:09:23,250 --> 01:09:24,500 ...I'll die as one. 1016 01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:31,708 Don't be sad. 1017 01:09:33,333 --> 01:09:34,625 I'll run away. 1018 01:09:35,916 --> 01:09:37,041 I'll run away. 1019 01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:40,375 I'll run away. 1020 01:09:40,708 --> 01:09:42,625 "I'll run away." As if! 1021 01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:46,208 Go, wait outside. 1022 01:09:46,541 --> 01:09:48,208 Go, wait outside. 1023 01:10:23,083 --> 01:10:26,041 Small chap, sit down! 1024 01:10:27,458 --> 01:10:28,583 No, brother. 1025 01:10:29,875 --> 01:10:32,708 I'm not staying. No. 1026 01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:36,458 - Shall I show you a magic trick? - What trick? 1027 01:10:36,458 --> 01:10:38,041 - Can you count? - Yes. 1028 01:10:38,041 --> 01:10:39,833 - So count...one - One... 1029 01:10:43,708 --> 01:10:45,916 - Two... - Two... 1030 01:10:48,250 --> 01:10:50,416 - Three. .. - Three... 1031 01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:54,500 Where are you going? 1032 01:11:13,708 --> 01:11:14,958 Stop! 1033 01:11:21,291 --> 01:11:24,041 Damn you, people of Meerut! 1034 01:11:24,666 --> 01:11:25,583 Get lost. 1035 01:11:25,916 --> 01:11:26,833 Stop! 1036 01:11:28,125 --> 01:11:29,166 He is gone. 1037 01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:36,833 Where to, mister? 1038 01:11:51,166 --> 01:11:54,708 ...you'll belong to me 1039 01:12:01,375 --> 01:12:03,708 A man is basically 4'6". 1040 01:12:04,416 --> 01:12:06,916 Anything above that is arrogance. 1041 01:12:07,416 --> 01:12:10,291 Babita made me arrogant by kissing me. 1042 01:12:10,958 --> 01:12:12,791 Now I'm a six-footer. 1043 01:12:13,125 --> 01:12:16,583 I've left behind my family, friends and Aafia. 1044 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,625 But Bauua Singh would never leave behind his courage. 1045 01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:25,250 Bauua Singh has won five dance rounds... 1046 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:28,916 ...by defeating his rivals and winning their hearts. 1047 01:12:29,291 --> 01:12:32,416 He's through the semi-finals... 1048 01:12:32,416 --> 01:12:37,208 ...and now Bauua Singh comes for the grand finale of the show. 1049 01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:43,291 He will now have to dance against two contestants. 1050 01:12:50,083 --> 01:12:52,416 Ladies and gentlemen... 1051 01:12:52,708 --> 01:12:56,458 ...please welcome Ganesh Acharya... 1052 01:12:57,333 --> 01:13:00,833 ...and Remo D'Souza. 1053 01:13:01,416 --> 01:13:06,250 Whether Bauua Singh wins or loses will be decided by... 1054 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,958 myfriends. I present to you... 1055 01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:13,333 ...the glory of “Dabangg,” the life of "Tiger"... 1056 01:13:13,333 --> 01:13:16,083 ...Salman Khan! 1057 01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:27,250 Towers over all others. 1058 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:42,625 I drank the nectar of love... 1059 01:13:42,958 --> 01:13:46,041 ...and lost all sense of reason 1060 01:13:46,041 --> 01:13:49,291 I am the great lover... 1061 01:13:49,541 --> 01:13:52,541 ...let no one come in my way 1062 01:13:52,708 --> 01:13:59,041 The look in her eyes makes my head spin 1063 01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:02,500 Since she became mine... 1064 01:14:02,791 --> 01:14:06,166 ...the world seems full of lovers 1065 01:14:06,458 --> 01:14:08,125 I swear 1066 01:14:08,125 --> 01:14:09,500 By God 1067 01:14:09,791 --> 01:14:16,083 My heart has been taken over by love 1068 01:14:16,333 --> 01:14:22,791 My heart has been taken over by love 1069 01:14:50,416 --> 01:14:52,458 How would you know... 1070 01:14:52,458 --> 01:14:56,791 ...where the bird of love flies in the sky? 1071 01:14:56,791 --> 01:15:00,416 My love is like a shadow... 1072 01:15:00,708 --> 01:15:03,166 ...falling wherever it pleases 1073 01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:09,916 Love pierces your heart with the sharpest dagger 1074 01:15:09,916 --> 01:15:12,333 When the pain increases... 1075 01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:16,625 ...then living life is more pleasurable 1076 01:15:16,625 --> 01:15:20,625 Our meeting is so unique 1077 01:15:23,916 --> 01:15:26,583 Our meeting is so unique 1078 01:15:27,250 --> 01:15:29,958 He's a wave, I am water 1079 01:15:30,583 --> 01:15:36,791 You are the river. I am the shore. The waves roll my way 1080 01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:44,083 My heart has been taken over by love 1081 01:15:58,291 --> 01:16:00,166 I love her deeply 1082 01:16:01,541 --> 01:16:04,083 She loves me deeply 1083 01:16:04,875 --> 01:16:07,875 I can't live without her 1084 01:16:08,166 --> 01:16:11,041 She's incomplete without me 1085 01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:14,708 I'll make her turn away from you 1086 01:16:14,708 --> 01:16:17,958 You may be her yes-man, but she won't listen to you 1087 01:16:17,958 --> 01:16:21,291 She has so many admirers, how could she care for you? 1088 01:16:21,291 --> 01:16:24,583 You're not tall enough to have big dreams 1089 01:16:24,583 --> 01:16:28,041 You've become too big for your boots 1090 01:16:28,041 --> 01:16:31,333 You're a crazy Indian, she's a foreign fairy 1091 01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:34,666 For me only love counts... 1092 01:16:34,666 --> 01:16:37,666 ...that's why I'm an Indian lad, and she's a foreign lass 1093 01:16:37,666 --> 01:16:41,041 You've won my heart with your words 1094 01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:44,333 Let's be friends, let's shake hands 1095 01:16:44,583 --> 01:16:47,666 Let's be friends, 1096 01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:52,500 Let's shake hands 1097 01:17:00,208 --> 01:17:04,000 Once more! Once more...! 1098 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,916 Once more! Once more...! 1099 01:17:38,916 --> 01:17:40,083 Aafia! 1100 01:17:42,333 --> 01:17:43,583 Babita! 1101 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,791 Babita! 1102 01:17:53,166 --> 01:17:54,333 OK, listen, I'm here. 1103 01:17:54,666 --> 01:17:57,375 Call you later. Bye. 1104 01:18:01,458 --> 01:18:02,666 Mind your strap, babe! 1105 01:18:02,958 --> 01:18:06,958 Sweetheart, that's why they come to see me. 1106 01:18:06,958 --> 01:18:10,708 Babita Kumari can't control herself. Or her clothes. 1107 01:18:10,708 --> 01:18:13,666 "Wardrobe malfunction at her own party!" 1108 01:18:16,333 --> 01:18:17,833 Let them enjoy! 1109 01:18:50,916 --> 01:18:53,166 "Your eyes are full of pain." 1110 01:18:53,625 --> 01:18:54,541 Excuse me? 1111 01:18:54,541 --> 01:18:56,250 Did he say that to you? 1112 01:18:57,541 --> 01:18:59,416 "I have a complaint. 1113 01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:02,375 "Why haven't we met before?" 1114 01:19:03,666 --> 01:19:05,083 Did he tell you? 1115 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,208 Tell me. 1116 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:16,541 Did he ask you to sit on his lap? 1117 01:19:16,708 --> 01:19:19,958 - What are you doing, babes? - Let go! 1118 01:19:19,958 --> 01:19:20,833 Stop it. 1119 01:19:20,833 --> 01:19:24,375 Vinod, get me a drink. 1120 01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:25,791 Let's go. 1121 01:19:30,791 --> 01:19:33,083 One fine day he just got bald. 1122 01:19:33,083 --> 01:19:35,125 But he looks so funny bald! 1123 01:19:36,083 --> 01:19:38,291 - Hi, ma'am. - How are you? 1124 01:19:38,291 --> 01:19:41,333 "Four lamps always burning at your alter." 1125 01:19:41,750 --> 01:19:43,416 "And I am the fifth..." 1126 01:19:43,958 --> 01:19:46,208 Hurry, Bauua. Madam is on her way. 1127 01:19:46,208 --> 01:19:48,750 - What is this? - Hurry up. 1128 01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:52,625 - Keep moving. - Let me finish eating. 1129 01:19:53,666 --> 01:19:54,791 There she is. 1130 01:19:54,958 --> 01:19:56,958 Bring her here. 1131 01:19:57,291 --> 01:20:00,458 Another tacky party. 1132 01:20:01,916 --> 01:20:03,458 You are drinking. 1133 01:20:04,125 --> 01:20:05,708 You must meet him. 1134 01:20:05,916 --> 01:20:09,833 - What is it? Who must I meet? - The winner of the dance contest. 1135 01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:20,708 Don't worry. 1136 01:20:21,166 --> 01:20:22,708 You look fine. 1137 01:20:23,083 --> 01:20:25,250 Hi. Babita Kumari. 1138 01:20:25,875 --> 01:20:28,083 Bauua Singh from Meerut, Uttar Pradesh. 1139 01:20:29,208 --> 01:20:32,125 Have we met before? You look familiar. 1140 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,916 I've known you for 15 years. 1141 01:20:35,083 --> 01:20:37,916 Yes, we've met. In Meerut. 1142 01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:39,916 Don't remember. 1143 01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:44,250 Congratulations on winning the dance competition. 1144 01:20:44,458 --> 01:20:45,958 Keep watching my films. 1145 01:20:47,583 --> 01:20:52,000 [background music] 1146 01:20:54,875 --> 01:20:56,958 Was I drunk in Meerut? 1147 01:20:58,833 --> 01:21:00,250 Not that drunk. 1148 01:21:02,166 --> 01:21:03,958 Did I kiss you? 1149 01:21:05,833 --> 01:21:09,041 No way! Meerut guys aren't that lucky. 1150 01:21:09,958 --> 01:21:11,833 I do crazy things when I'm drunk. 1151 01:21:19,583 --> 01:21:20,583 Good. 1152 01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:22,541 It's all good. 1153 01:21:22,833 --> 01:21:24,541 Ladies and gentlemen! 1154 01:21:24,708 --> 01:21:26,916 You're all such important people. 1155 01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:30,666 You have travelled the world and seen so much. 1156 01:21:30,666 --> 01:21:32,625 But it's the first time you'll see... 1157 01:21:32,791 --> 01:21:36,750 ...a dwarf plucking stars from the sky. 1158 01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:40,791 This boy's not on my team. 1159 01:21:40,958 --> 01:21:43,791 If he messes up, don't cut my share. 1160 01:21:43,791 --> 01:21:45,875 - Ijustplaythermsic. 1161 01:21:46,125 --> 01:21:48,333 OK. Start! 1162 01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:57,750 Come, madam, let me show you magic. 1163 01:21:58,083 --> 01:22:01,291 Ladies, gather round. The show is for you. 1164 01:22:04,250 --> 01:22:05,458 Come, ladies. 1165 01:22:05,750 --> 01:22:09,166 I've always encouraged new talent. 1166 01:22:09,833 --> 01:22:11,708 Show us your star-plucking. 1167 01:22:12,666 --> 01:22:14,125 You recognise talent. 1168 01:22:14,125 --> 01:22:16,375 Talent knows talent. 1169 01:22:16,375 --> 01:22:18,125 I'll show you some magic. 1170 01:22:18,416 --> 01:22:21,041 Let's see your magic. 1171 01:22:21,541 --> 01:22:22,708 Kajol! Hi! 1172 01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:24,625 Wait for us. 1173 01:22:24,833 --> 01:22:27,333 Hey you... 1174 01:22:28,791 --> 01:22:32,291 Srideviji, you look wonderful. 1175 01:22:32,291 --> 01:22:35,625 Some guy here is promising to pluck stars like you! 1176 01:22:36,416 --> 01:22:37,291 1177 01:22:38,875 --> 01:22:40,875 You're a newly-wed. 1178 01:22:40,875 --> 01:22:43,208 My gift to you. Watch the stars fall. 1179 01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:44,083 Ready. 1180 01:22:44,291 --> 01:22:45,208 Do you think he can do it? 1181 01:22:45,208 --> 01:22:47,916 Long live the Goddess! 1182 01:22:49,583 --> 01:22:52,333 Ten...nine...eight..zero. 1183 01:22:58,375 --> 01:23:00,958 Ten...nine...eight..zero. 1184 01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:06,083 Ten...nine...eight..zero. 1185 01:23:10,291 --> 01:23:13,000 Ten...nine...eight..zero. 1186 01:23:13,500 --> 01:23:15,416 Come on! What's going on? 1187 01:23:15,916 --> 01:23:19,166 Ten...nine...eight..zero. 1188 01:23:20,541 --> 01:23:21,708 Its happening. 1189 01:23:21,916 --> 01:23:23,375 It takes time. 1190 01:23:23,875 --> 01:23:25,625 Take your time. 1191 01:23:27,041 --> 01:23:30,208 Ten...nine...eight..zero. 1192 01:23:30,875 --> 01:23:33,125 Ten...nine...eight..zero. 1193 01:23:33,958 --> 01:23:35,125 Come on! 1194 01:23:39,916 --> 01:23:45,250 - This is a new city, that's why. - Maybe they've fallen in Meerut. 1195 01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:47,416 Forget Meerut. I can do it here. 1196 01:23:47,416 --> 01:23:50,833 Just watch. Ten...nine...eight...zero. 1197 01:23:51,625 --> 01:23:53,666 Ten...nine...eight..zero. 1198 01:23:54,166 --> 01:23:56,166 Ten...nine...eight..zero. 1199 01:23:56,166 --> 01:23:57,208 Let it be. 1200 01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:59,333 You're not that talented. 1201 01:24:00,166 --> 01:24:03,000 Madam, give me another minute. 1202 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,083 - Maybe next time. - Please wait. 1203 01:24:05,750 --> 01:24:09,041 You haven't take a selfie. Take one. 1204 01:24:10,041 --> 01:24:11,666 - What's 'oul, out“? 1205 01:24:12,041 --> 01:24:13,333 Why are you laughing? 1206 01:24:13,333 --> 01:24:14,625 It's fine. Next time. 1207 01:24:14,625 --> 01:24:16,125 I'm going tomorrow. 1208 01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:19,000 - The moon. - The moon? 1209 01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:21,416 - Tried the moon? - Only the stars... 1210 01:24:22,416 --> 01:24:24,125 Your wedding is over. 1211 01:24:25,416 --> 01:24:26,458 But... 1212 01:24:27,250 --> 01:24:29,708 Ten...nine...eight... 1213 01:24:34,541 --> 01:24:35,625 What's wrong? 1214 01:24:37,125 --> 01:24:40,125 First time you've been humiliated in public? 1215 01:24:40,541 --> 01:24:42,625 Is that why you're sad? 1216 01:24:45,708 --> 01:24:48,625 Bauua Singh from Meerut, U.P. 1217 01:24:49,208 --> 01:24:51,500 The stars used to listen to me, Babita. 1218 01:24:51,750 --> 01:24:53,875 I don't know what's wrong. 1219 01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:56,541 Of course they listen. 1220 01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:01,708 Whose heart did you break, Shorty? 1221 01:25:02,791 --> 01:25:05,750 Yours or hers... 1222 01:25:06,166 --> 01:25:08,208 ...or all the hearts in Meerut? 1223 01:25:10,875 --> 01:25:12,125 Correct? 1224 01:25:12,125 --> 01:25:14,583 They're only stars, Shorty. 1225 01:25:14,875 --> 01:25:19,208 That naughty used to say if I just looked at him... 1226 01:25:19,625 --> 01:25:21,916 ...the ground would slip away. 1227 01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:24,333 Rubbish! 1228 01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:28,125 I can't even put down this wine glass. 1229 01:25:28,375 --> 01:25:32,250 It's been two months and it's still glued to my hand. 1230 01:25:33,666 --> 01:25:40,541 Shorty, when a heart breaks even a wretched dog doesn't hear it. 1231 01:25:41,625 --> 01:25:44,083 At least your stars have dignity. 1232 01:25:46,041 --> 01:25:46,875 Wow! 1233 01:25:47,166 --> 01:25:48,750 Now that's a good line! 1234 01:25:48,750 --> 01:25:51,000 Shall I walk you out? 1235 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:54,250 Is someone like you going to walk out on me too? 1236 01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:56,500 I've left the world for you. 1237 01:25:56,666 --> 01:25:59,833 Just say the word. I'll stay glued to you forever. 1238 01:26:00,666 --> 01:26:02,750 Say something new. 1239 01:26:02,750 --> 01:26:05,458 That's a line from my old film. 1240 01:26:05,916 --> 01:26:07,291 You're broken hearted. 1241 01:26:07,291 --> 01:26:10,041 Keep me by your side, I'll amuse you. 1242 01:26:10,041 --> 01:26:12,708 I'll make you laugh at least 25 times a day. Promise. 1243 01:26:13,416 --> 01:26:15,625 Laughing isn't all I want. It's not important. 1244 01:26:15,625 --> 01:26:16,416 Then, I will not laugh. 1245 01:26:16,416 --> 01:26:20,125 I can advise you on what to wear; the matching lipstick. 1246 01:26:20,125 --> 01:26:23,791 I already pay ten people to do that. 1247 01:26:23,791 --> 01:26:27,541 If you're that smart, why is your heart broken so often? 1248 01:26:27,541 --> 01:26:31,083 Babita, you understand the world but not people. 1249 01:26:31,083 --> 01:26:32,291 And you do? 1250 01:26:32,291 --> 01:26:36,750 I can tell the annual budget just by looking at the Finance Minister! 1251 01:26:37,500 --> 01:26:39,291 My specialty! 1252 01:26:39,750 --> 01:26:42,041 That's useful. 1253 01:26:42,791 --> 01:26:46,708 Let me decide if I want you glued to me. 1254 01:26:49,500 --> 01:26:51,708 Come to the shoot tomorrow. 1255 01:26:55,375 --> 01:26:58,291 - And this director? - An idiot. 1256 01:26:59,666 --> 01:27:02,750 - That one? - Shrewd, a sharpie. 1257 01:27:04,708 --> 01:27:05,583 Hi! 1258 01:27:09,625 --> 01:27:11,958 Is she a friend or foe? 1259 01:27:13,500 --> 01:27:14,916 Neither. 1260 01:27:15,166 --> 01:27:18,208 She couldn't care less if you lived or died. 1261 01:27:19,875 --> 01:27:22,500 The gangsters are circling the heroine. 1262 01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:24,291 And him? 1263 01:27:24,291 --> 01:27:27,458 Why does he take my breath away? 1264 01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:31,500 Because he's a pillow girls love smothering their faces in. 1265 01:27:31,708 --> 01:27:36,083 He pretends to be a poet. Misunderstood by the world. 1266 01:27:36,375 --> 01:27:38,333 - But he's a mother...! - Enough. 1267 01:27:39,291 --> 01:27:40,041 Listen. 1268 01:27:45,791 --> 01:27:47,125 Ma'am, shot's ready. 1269 01:27:48,833 --> 01:27:49,833 The shot's ready. 1270 01:27:50,916 --> 01:27:53,291 Not ready, son. It's a wrap. 1271 01:27:53,750 --> 01:27:54,541 Let's go. 1272 01:27:55,833 --> 01:27:57,458 It's a wrap! 1273 01:27:58,125 --> 01:28:00,458 Bauua, want a drink? 1274 01:28:01,625 --> 01:28:04,083 What's today? Wednesday? 1275 01:28:04,250 --> 01:28:05,875 OK, I'll drink. 1276 01:28:06,375 --> 01:28:08,583 Come. Close the door. 1277 01:28:08,583 --> 01:28:12,416 I'm plain unlucky. Falling in love with a mother...l 1278 01:28:12,416 --> 01:28:14,750 Enough! Let's throw up together. 1279 01:28:14,916 --> 01:28:16,583 It's coming. 1280 01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:19,833 There comes the corn! 1281 01:28:20,250 --> 01:28:25,000 In Uttar Pradesh, people think you're an angel. 1282 01:28:25,500 --> 01:28:28,000 That you sprout wings behind closed doors. 1283 01:28:28,250 --> 01:28:32,083 Your name may not matter to you here, but keep your honour in my town. 1284 01:28:32,291 --> 01:28:34,875 Get over that man. 1285 01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:37,500 He's a cheap guava... 1286 01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:41,458 ...and you're a pricey Kashmiri apple. 1287 01:28:41,458 --> 01:28:42,625 I mean it. 1288 01:28:46,708 --> 01:28:47,916 You're right. 1289 01:28:49,083 --> 01:28:50,500 A pricey... 1290 01:28:51,791 --> 01:28:54,000 ...Kashmiri apple. 1291 01:28:54,333 --> 01:28:55,708 With Wings! 1292 01:28:55,916 --> 01:28:57,041 Come on. 1293 01:29:00,375 --> 01:29:01,291 Action! 1294 01:29:02,375 --> 01:29:04,083 Do you have a large family? 1295 01:29:04,541 --> 01:29:06,833 All Meerut belongs to me! 1296 01:29:08,541 --> 01:29:12,666 At home there's Ma, Papa, my younger brother, his wife and... 1297 01:29:12,666 --> 01:29:15,750 - AndAafla. 1298 01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:17,666 Aafia? Who's Aafia? 1299 01:29:18,708 --> 01:29:20,583 This fantastic girl. 1300 01:29:21,125 --> 01:29:24,125 Good thing the Goddess put her in a wheelchair... 1301 01:29:24,125 --> 01:29:26,541 ...or she'd be flying in the air. 1302 01:29:26,958 --> 01:29:29,708 She's as honest as I'm dishonest. 1303 01:29:30,583 --> 01:29:34,000 She was the only one, apart from my mother, who loved me. 1304 01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:38,541 I ran away, leaving her in tears. 1305 01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:41,500 Why? Did a mad dog bite you? 1306 01:29:41,500 --> 01:29:44,833 Not a dog. My dishonesty bit me. 1307 01:29:45,750 --> 01:29:49,375 Then one night India's queen kissed me. 1308 01:29:49,375 --> 01:29:51,458 Want a slap? Move your foot! 1309 01:29:53,125 --> 01:29:55,250 You've got long legs...please. 1310 01:29:59,166 --> 01:30:00,666 So you forgot Aafia? 1311 01:30:01,250 --> 01:30:04,208 Don't you miss her? Why are you here? 1312 01:30:05,125 --> 01:30:06,166 Because of you. 1313 01:30:06,750 --> 01:30:08,500 I do miss her... 1314 01:30:08,791 --> 01:30:12,500 ...but I scold myself and say, "I don't miss her." 1315 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:15,833 How long will you keep scolding yourself? 1316 01:30:17,625 --> 01:30:19,833 Do you know why I've kept you? 1317 01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:24,333 Because I'm so cute. All the girls fall for me. 1318 01:30:24,625 --> 01:30:26,250 They love my dimples. 1319 01:30:27,666 --> 01:30:28,208 Cute! 1320 01:30:28,208 --> 01:30:30,291 - Think I don't know that? - So, why? 1321 01:30:30,666 --> 01:30:32,416 Because my parents were dwarves. 1322 01:30:35,125 --> 01:30:36,125 Dwarves? 1323 01:30:37,750 --> 01:30:41,791 They looked fine in the Google photo. You're kidding. 1324 01:30:41,791 --> 01:30:43,291 They aren't my real parents. 1325 01:30:44,166 --> 01:30:45,958 I met them outside a temple. 1326 01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:48,208 My parents were dwarves. 1327 01:30:50,625 --> 01:30:53,166 They worked in a circus in Kolkata. 1328 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:56,416 My mother was bought from a Russian circus. 1329 01:30:56,708 --> 01:30:59,375 And my father was a Punjabi. Both dwarves. 1330 01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:01,208 Amazing. 1331 01:31:01,583 --> 01:31:05,041 Papa was a lion tamer, Mummy a trapeze artist. 1332 01:31:06,125 --> 01:31:06,875 Then? 1333 01:31:06,875 --> 01:31:11,833 They fell deeply in love with each other. They got married. 1334 01:31:12,791 --> 01:31:14,375 When my mother was pregnant... 1335 01:31:14,375 --> 01:31:16,875 ...the circus-owner's daughter fell in love with Papa. 1336 01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:21,541 - Was she a dwarf? - No, she was normal. 1337 01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:27,125 She seduced Papa, so he dumped my mother and they eloped. 1338 01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:33,916 - Then? - They say she took him to Belarus. 1339 01:31:35,208 --> 01:31:39,666 They were together for a while then she dumped Papa. 1340 01:31:40,125 --> 01:31:41,208 I heard... 1341 01:31:41,208 --> 01:31:45,291 ...she fell in love with a Prince from Madagascar. 1342 01:31:45,875 --> 01:31:46,666 Then? 1343 01:31:46,666 --> 01:31:49,750 She sold father in an Egyptian market. 1344 01:31:50,125 --> 01:31:53,083 Good heavens. Then? 1345 01:31:53,333 --> 01:31:56,333 He worked in a circus in Egypt for ten years. 1346 01:31:56,541 --> 01:31:59,000 Then he ran away to Yemen... 1347 01:31:59,333 --> 01:32:00,666 ...and worked in an oil well. 1348 01:32:00,875 --> 01:32:02,375 People who knew him said... 1349 01:32:02,375 --> 01:32:05,250 ...he loved my mother till the end. 1350 01:32:06,041 --> 01:32:09,791 When he died he had a smile on his lips and my mother's name... 1351 01:32:10,166 --> 01:32:11,125 ...AIina. 1352 01:32:11,416 --> 01:32:14,541 He loved her! Utter rubbish! 1353 01:32:14,541 --> 01:32:16,708 Why didn't he go back to your mother? 1354 01:32:17,625 --> 01:32:20,250 She was dead by then. 1355 01:32:26,916 --> 01:32:28,791 When did she die? 1356 01:32:29,333 --> 01:32:32,000 By the time he returned to Kolkata, 20 years later... 1357 01:32:32,541 --> 01:32:34,083 ...she was already dead. 1358 01:32:34,416 --> 01:32:38,875 Why didn't he go back to her sooner? To Alina? 1359 01:32:38,875 --> 01:32:41,208 My mother had remarried by then. 1360 01:32:43,333 --> 01:32:45,083 To a dwarf? 1361 01:32:45,083 --> 01:32:46,708 No, he was normal. 1362 01:32:47,291 --> 01:32:49,125 Must they all marry normal people? 1363 01:32:51,458 --> 01:32:53,750 - When did she remarry? - 6 years after Papa... 1364 01:32:53,958 --> 01:32:56,500 ...had left, I guess. 1365 01:32:57,625 --> 01:33:00,291 Why didn't he return to Alina in all those years? 1366 01:33:00,875 --> 01:33:04,000 If he loved her, surely he would have gone back. 1367 01:33:04,458 --> 01:33:05,541 He should've. 1368 01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:07,916 Why didn't he? 1369 01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:09,833 You tell me. 1370 01:33:10,708 --> 01:33:13,958 When people love each other why don't they stay together? 1371 01:33:14,708 --> 01:33:15,750 Tell me. 1372 01:33:21,666 --> 01:33:23,958 Stop the car. I have to pee. 1373 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:26,083 I must pee. 1374 01:33:35,416 --> 01:33:38,500 Sorry, madam. But your mother lives on 12th Road in Bandra. 1375 01:33:38,500 --> 01:33:41,208 But he doesn't know that! 1376 01:33:41,791 --> 01:33:45,833 I was narrating the story of my next film. How is it? 1377 01:33:45,833 --> 01:33:48,208 It's a horror, madam, but very good. 1378 01:33:50,958 --> 01:33:53,291 Today we're filming the most important scene. 1379 01:33:53,291 --> 01:33:57,416 She's made us wait two hours. Bauua, persuade her to come. 1380 01:33:57,416 --> 01:33:59,916 I'll go and check. 1381 01:34:02,333 --> 01:34:04,916 [indistinct chatter] 1382 01:34:06,750 --> 01:34:10,416 [indistinct chatter] 1383 01:34:22,833 --> 01:34:24,041 OK, hon. 1384 01:34:26,125 --> 01:34:27,458 I'll call you this evening. 1385 01:34:30,125 --> 01:34:31,291 Hey, buddy. 1386 01:34:33,041 --> 01:34:37,416 He begged me to forgive him. He said he'd never do it again. 1387 01:34:37,791 --> 01:34:40,791 He loves me. Everyone makes mistake. 1388 01:34:41,583 --> 01:34:43,291 How does this work? 1389 01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:57,125 [Chanting prayer] 1390 01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:04,041 Cut it! 1391 01:35:16,250 --> 01:35:17,291 Hello? 1392 01:36:07,291 --> 01:36:10,375 - Your girlfriend's robot isn't working. - It's not a robot. It's a rover. 1393 01:36:10,750 --> 01:36:12,708 It's called Velocity. 1394 01:36:13,625 --> 01:36:17,041 It takes photographs and digs on Mars. 1395 01:36:17,041 --> 01:36:20,625 Sweetheart! You've become a scientist like Abdul Kalam. 1396 01:36:22,666 --> 01:36:23,791 Aafia built it. 1397 01:36:23,791 --> 01:36:25,791 Either you're blind or I am. 1398 01:36:26,166 --> 01:36:30,958 You're in love with Aafia. You just can't see it. 1399 01:36:31,333 --> 01:36:32,666 I see it clearly. 1400 01:36:33,041 --> 01:36:36,166 Wow! It's looking so nice. 1401 01:36:37,458 --> 01:36:39,208 If you know it, why are you back here? 1402 01:36:39,208 --> 01:36:40,500 Your lover ran away too. 1403 01:36:40,500 --> 01:36:42,625 Yes. But he came back. 1404 01:36:42,625 --> 01:36:45,500 He won't leave you again, will he? 1405 01:36:45,875 --> 01:36:48,458 Stay with him. 1406 01:36:49,125 --> 01:36:51,625 Let's see if your love story becomes the stuff of legends. 1407 01:36:51,625 --> 01:36:54,250 You bolted. Some love story! 1408 01:36:57,041 --> 01:36:59,500 What has running or staying got to do with love? 1409 01:36:59,833 --> 01:37:02,958 Even my lust is truer than other people's love. 1410 01:37:02,958 --> 01:37:04,666 So you admit you love her? 1411 01:37:04,666 --> 01:37:06,166 Did I say I didn't? 1412 01:37:06,833 --> 01:37:09,333 In 38 years... 39... 1413 01:37:09,916 --> 01:37:13,125 ...she was the only girl I could look in the eye and talk to. 1414 01:37:14,375 --> 01:37:17,416 They all towered over me. I had to crane my neck. 1415 01:37:17,750 --> 01:37:20,416 We could look each other straight in the eye. 1416 01:37:20,916 --> 01:37:25,083 If I'd stayed, we would've been a perfect match. 1417 01:37:26,458 --> 01:37:27,750 Those are her lines. 1418 01:37:29,125 --> 01:37:30,125 And yours? 1419 01:37:30,500 --> 01:37:32,916 My line? "I love you." 1420 01:37:33,500 --> 01:37:36,541 Forget it! Stop lying. 1421 01:37:36,541 --> 01:37:39,416 - Why don't you lie sometimes? - You won't go back to her? 1422 01:37:40,875 --> 01:37:42,416 You won't let me, will you? 1423 01:37:46,166 --> 01:37:47,333 Go! 1424 01:37:48,541 --> 01:37:49,958 I'm not stopping you. 1425 01:37:50,708 --> 01:37:52,291 Send me back. 1426 01:37:53,791 --> 01:37:56,166 For God's sake. Push me away. 1427 01:37:57,291 --> 01:38:01,291 For the sake of your lover, that dog Aditya Kapoor. 1428 01:38:05,875 --> 01:38:06,833 Please. 1429 01:38:33,458 --> 01:38:38,708 Happy birthday to you! 1430 01:38:39,041 --> 01:38:42,000 Happy birthday, dear Babita! 1431 01:38:52,166 --> 01:38:53,625 Let me through. 1432 01:38:57,583 --> 01:38:58,708 He's a cheat. 1433 01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:01,833 I saw him kissing that girl. 1434 01:39:02,416 --> 01:39:04,458 What the hell! He's lying, Babita. 1435 01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:06,791 Me? Lying? 1436 01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:09,875 Admit it! Weren't you kissing him in the kitchen? 1437 01:39:10,791 --> 01:39:14,250 That was my boyfriend. I wasn't kissing Aditya. 1438 01:39:14,958 --> 01:39:17,666 Same thing. Everyone is kissing someone. 1439 01:39:17,875 --> 01:39:19,875 He kissed her, she kissed him. 1440 01:39:20,083 --> 01:39:22,125 She kissed me, I kissed her. 1441 01:39:22,125 --> 01:39:24,791 These two guys kissed that girl and she kissed someone else. 1442 01:39:27,333 --> 01:39:30,125 I didn't expect this of you. 1443 01:39:30,375 --> 01:39:31,291 I swear, by God! 1444 01:39:31,583 --> 01:39:33,791 Bauua Singh ran away for love. 1445 01:39:34,625 --> 01:39:35,458 Honestly. 1446 01:39:35,708 --> 01:39:39,333 If he's come back, it's not for love. He's conning you. 1447 01:39:39,333 --> 01:39:41,000 Babita, how do you bear this guy? 1448 01:39:41,166 --> 01:39:43,500 - For ten months, he's... - Shut up! 1449 01:39:43,500 --> 01:39:46,125 What did you bring for Babita? 1450 01:39:46,333 --> 01:39:50,833 This silly ring? How much was it? 1451 01:39:50,833 --> 01:39:53,416 A million rupees? Two million? 1452 01:39:53,416 --> 01:39:55,583 Let me show you what I've brought her. 1453 01:39:55,583 --> 01:39:56,416 Look! 1454 01:39:57,333 --> 01:40:00,375 Only for Babita. Diamonds. 1455 01:40:01,125 --> 01:40:02,500 A locket. 1456 01:40:02,875 --> 01:40:04,458 A chain. 1457 01:40:04,625 --> 01:40:06,375 A chocolate. 1458 01:40:07,375 --> 01:40:08,458 A birthday card. 1459 01:40:08,458 --> 01:40:09,833 Look. 1460 01:40:10,333 --> 01:40:11,541 A ribbon. 1461 01:40:12,500 --> 01:40:15,166 A hair clip. 1462 01:40:15,416 --> 01:40:18,000 An Aadhar ID card. 1463 01:40:18,375 --> 01:40:19,875 Why are you laughing? 1464 01:40:19,875 --> 01:40:23,666 What did you bring? You've brought her a crappy ring. 1465 01:40:23,875 --> 01:40:26,000 A nasty little ring. 1466 01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:27,666 A mean little ring. 1467 01:40:27,875 --> 01:40:31,541 - Enough! - Leave my hand. 1468 01:40:31,750 --> 01:40:33,625 - Get out from here! - Your nasty ring. 1469 01:40:33,625 --> 01:40:36,958 Lover boy! Listen to me. 1470 01:40:36,958 --> 01:40:39,041 Just arrived? The party's over. 1471 01:40:39,041 --> 01:40:43,458 You lot come here all dolled up, looking for fun. 1472 01:40:43,458 --> 01:40:45,708 You'll drink, you'll blow air kisses. 1473 01:40:45,708 --> 01:40:47,791 You love to party. 1474 01:40:47,791 --> 01:40:50,583 - Get out! - While I love spoiling them. 1475 01:40:51,041 --> 01:40:53,500 Get out! What did you think? 1476 01:40:53,708 --> 01:40:56,583 If I bothered to talk to you, you'd become special for me? 1477 01:40:56,583 --> 01:40:59,541 I spoil you rotten and you exploit me? 1478 01:40:59,541 --> 01:41:02,875 - Get out! - Humiliate me some more. 1479 01:41:02,875 --> 01:41:06,250 Or else I'll never leave. Humiliate me some more. 1480 01:41:06,750 --> 01:41:09,166 - You're a zero, Bauua Singh! - Humiliate me more. 1481 01:41:09,166 --> 01:41:12,666 You're nothing. You have zero status. Your wheelchair girl is zero. 1482 01:41:12,666 --> 01:41:14,750 You'll achieve nothing. 1483 01:41:14,750 --> 01:41:17,416 Be with her but you'll still be zero. 1484 01:41:17,416 --> 01:41:21,166 - Don't hold back, Babita. - Go home, Bauua. 1485 01:41:21,500 --> 01:41:24,750 This time tell the people of Meerut that... 1486 01:41:24,750 --> 01:41:28,250 ...Babita Kumari kicked you out of her house. 1487 01:41:28,583 --> 01:41:31,041 Your wheelchair girl didn't believe I kissed you... 1488 01:41:31,041 --> 01:41:32,708 ...but she'll believe I threw you out. 1489 01:41:32,916 --> 01:41:37,416 - You're nearly there. A little more. - I'm done with you. 1490 01:41:37,625 --> 01:41:41,750 Want to be disgraced some more? Go jump in the lake. Out! 1491 01:41:45,666 --> 01:41:46,500 Done? 1492 01:41:52,541 --> 01:41:54,000 Thank you, Babita. 1493 01:42:06,458 --> 01:42:07,875 Who's the celebrity? 1494 01:42:16,875 --> 01:42:17,958 Thank you, fans. 1495 01:42:18,583 --> 01:42:19,583 Sir...sir... 1496 01:42:33,708 --> 01:42:36,583 Hello, everyone. Party's over. 1497 01:42:36,583 --> 01:42:38,500 DJ! Stop the music! 1498 01:42:39,125 --> 01:42:42,416 Put all the plates, glasses and bottles... 1499 01:42:42,666 --> 01:42:44,458 ...in the kitchen. 1500 01:42:44,666 --> 01:42:47,958 Hey, Aunty! Wake up. Very good. 1501 01:42:49,125 --> 01:42:51,583 What are you waiting for? 1502 01:42:51,583 --> 01:42:54,375 [indistinct chatter] 1503 01:42:56,458 --> 01:42:58,416 [indistinct chatter] 1504 01:43:00,125 --> 01:43:01,625 Mr. Kapoor... 1505 01:43:03,416 --> 01:43:05,875 - ...did you drive here? - Yes, why? 1506 01:43:06,166 --> 01:43:07,583 You'd better go. 1507 01:43:08,750 --> 01:43:10,750 Leave your glass in the sink. 1508 01:43:13,541 --> 01:43:14,958 Take her with you. 1509 01:43:16,750 --> 01:43:19,083 Baby wants to party some more. 1510 01:43:19,291 --> 01:43:20,750 What are you up to? 1511 01:43:24,583 --> 01:43:27,708 I'm asking you to get out. Politely. 1512 01:43:29,375 --> 01:43:31,916 Should I say it some other way? 1513 01:43:32,291 --> 01:43:35,083 You know another way? 1514 01:43:37,750 --> 01:43:39,583 Who do you think you are? 1515 01:43:41,750 --> 01:43:42,791 An angel! 1516 01:43:43,333 --> 01:43:45,583 I sprout wings behind closed doors. 1517 01:43:47,125 --> 01:43:50,375 I can't break every heart in this country for your sake. 1518 01:44:07,625 --> 01:44:08,250 Hello. 1519 01:44:08,250 --> 01:44:10,583 Guddu, where are you? 1520 01:44:10,750 --> 01:44:13,666 As far as I remember you ran off a year ago. I'm still here. 1521 01:44:13,666 --> 01:44:17,625 - Want to go to America? - Muslims get visas? Take me then. 1522 01:44:17,833 --> 01:44:21,208 Done. Bring my passport with you and meet me in Mumbai. 1523 01:44:21,541 --> 01:44:22,541 OK. 1524 01:44:22,541 --> 01:44:23,750 - Listen. - Yes? 1525 01:44:23,958 --> 01:44:24,916 Bro... 1526 01:44:26,625 --> 01:44:30,875 ...the bride for me? She's the previous girl. 1527 01:44:32,500 --> 01:44:33,208 Yes. 1528 01:44:36,541 --> 01:44:38,125 Aafia! 1529 01:44:40,583 --> 01:44:43,583 - Bablu, what's that dye? - Henna. 1530 01:44:44,708 --> 01:44:48,083 Forget the henna. Make me blonde. 1531 01:44:49,416 --> 01:44:50,416 Full blonde! 1532 01:44:59,916 --> 01:45:01,583 - Bauua Singh? - Present. 1533 01:45:02,166 --> 01:45:04,125 They want to take my photo. 1534 01:45:04,458 --> 01:45:06,000 Look here, please. 1535 01:45:08,500 --> 01:45:10,333 Whoever we choose... 1536 01:45:10,333 --> 01:45:13,500 ...will be asleep on his journey to Mars. 1537 01:45:14,041 --> 01:45:17,583 Believe me, this will be so simple... 1538 01:45:17,583 --> 01:45:22,333 ...that we can even prepare a chimpanzee to do this. 1539 01:45:23,708 --> 01:45:27,791 And that's exactly what we've done. 1540 01:45:29,625 --> 01:45:33,166 You think this is a joke. 1541 01:45:33,375 --> 01:45:38,250 Ladies and gentlemen, let me present... 1542 01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:40,791 "Jndya. 1543 01:45:43,458 --> 01:45:44,666 Come, come. 1544 01:45:48,666 --> 01:45:49,708 Come, come. 1545 01:46:01,291 --> 01:46:03,833 - Hope you're not scared, Guddu? - Why should I be? 1546 01:46:04,041 --> 01:46:06,541 They didn't arrest me at the airport. 1547 01:46:06,541 --> 01:46:08,958 Can they arrest me here? 1548 01:46:08,958 --> 01:46:12,750 Forget them. You're scared of seeing Aafia again. 1549 01:46:13,000 --> 01:46:14,500 Why would I be scared? You should be. 1550 01:46:14,750 --> 01:46:16,500 Who ran after Babita? Me? Or you? 1551 01:46:16,500 --> 01:46:19,375 It'll be fine. I'll make it all right. 1552 01:46:19,375 --> 01:46:23,291 How long can Aafia be mad at me? 10, 15, 30 minutes? 1553 01:46:23,916 --> 01:46:27,333 Long live the Goddess! 1554 01:46:28,416 --> 01:46:29,375 What's that? 1555 01:46:30,458 --> 01:46:31,541 Fake tears? 1556 01:46:31,708 --> 01:46:32,666 It's love. 1557 01:46:35,583 --> 01:46:37,041 Do they bottle love now? 1558 01:46:37,291 --> 01:46:42,416 Indya has an experience of over two hundred hours... 1559 01:46:42,416 --> 01:46:46,750 ...working underwater on a module of an international space station. 1560 01:46:47,083 --> 01:46:54,583 He can endure the zero G pressure as much as our working astronauts. 1561 01:46:54,583 --> 01:47:02,166 He's fully trained to drive a vehicle on the Martian surface. 1562 01:47:02,166 --> 01:47:08,166 And the best part is Indya loves sleeping. 1563 01:47:10,250 --> 01:47:11,500 What she's saying? 1564 01:47:12,916 --> 01:47:16,291 - Something about Mars. - Is she an astrologer? 1565 01:47:16,583 --> 01:47:18,750 ...a monkey is a better idea... 1566 01:47:18,750 --> 01:47:23,625 ...than getting extinct and starting from a chimp again! 1567 01:47:44,583 --> 01:47:46,750 Indya,no. 1568 01:47:47,041 --> 01:47:49,958 - What's going on? - The monkey's gone nuts. 1569 01:47:51,291 --> 01:47:52,375 Indya,no. 1570 01:47:55,791 --> 01:47:56,875 Stop! 1571 01:48:00,708 --> 01:48:02,041 Indya,no. 1572 01:48:03,041 --> 01:48:08,916 If you promise to stay by my side... 1573 01:48:09,166 --> 01:48:14,541 ...I will sing lovely songs to you 1574 01:48:25,458 --> 01:48:30,750 If you look at me and smile... 1575 01:48:31,041 --> 01:48:32,958 I will... 1576 01:48:35,083 --> 01:48:37,375 - What was that? - A gunshot. 1577 01:48:37,375 --> 01:48:39,041 - Who fired? - Aafla. 1578 01:48:39,041 --> 01:48:41,416 - How? - She has a gun. 1579 01:48:42,375 --> 01:48:44,250 - She's just scaring me. - Scaring you? 1580 01:48:44,250 --> 01:48:46,166 Her hands shake. That's Why you're alive. 1581 01:48:46,416 --> 01:48:49,166 We mustn't be scared. We must be brave. 1582 01:48:49,166 --> 01:48:50,833 We? You must. 1583 01:48:50,833 --> 01:48:53,166 I paid Club Class for you to sightsee? 1584 01:48:53,166 --> 01:48:55,333 Come on get up. Go ahead. 1585 01:48:55,666 --> 01:48:58,541 Careful. She has five bullets left. 1586 01:48:58,750 --> 01:49:00,916 - You blind bat! I know how to count. - Get up! 1587 01:49:02,916 --> 01:49:11,708 I saw you... 1588 01:49:12,375 --> 01:49:18,291 ...and my eyes refused to turn away 1589 01:49:23,041 --> 01:49:24,708 How you've changed, Aafia. 1590 01:49:24,708 --> 01:49:26,541 Want a slap? 1591 01:49:27,458 --> 01:49:29,458 How dare you come here? Get out! 1592 01:49:29,750 --> 01:49:30,791 Out! 1593 01:49:30,791 --> 01:49:33,750 I don't need permission to meet my Wife, Papa. 1594 01:49:33,916 --> 01:49:35,833 Papa? 1595 01:49:36,166 --> 01:49:38,000 Ismail, throw this fellow out. 1596 01:49:38,000 --> 01:49:39,625 Don't touch me. 1597 01:49:39,958 --> 01:49:41,666 Stop! I am holding a baby. 1598 01:49:41,666 --> 01:49:44,500 Get back, Ismail. Let me talk to her. 1599 01:49:44,791 --> 01:49:46,000 Let me talk to her. 1600 01:49:46,208 --> 01:49:48,958 Aafia, I made a mistake. Forgive me. 1601 01:49:49,208 --> 01:49:51,083 I'm not a cuckoo. I'm a crow. 1602 01:49:51,375 --> 01:49:52,458 Forgive me. 1603 01:49:52,791 --> 01:49:55,875 I will caw around you all my life. 1604 01:49:57,208 --> 01:50:00,750 But you didn't stop me at our wedding. You laughed at me. 1605 01:50:00,750 --> 01:50:02,833 - Shall I... - Wait. 1606 01:50:02,833 --> 01:50:04,750 This kid's life is in my hands. 1607 01:50:04,750 --> 01:50:06,916 See that baby. 1608 01:50:07,583 --> 01:50:11,541 - Not "see." It's "look" at that baby. - Look at that baby, swine. 1609 01:50:12,125 --> 01:50:13,541 She's your baby. 1610 01:50:15,291 --> 01:50:16,833 Aafia's daughter. 1611 01:50:52,375 --> 01:50:53,625 Is she like Aafla? 1612 01:51:01,541 --> 01:51:02,500 Or me? 1613 01:51:11,750 --> 01:51:13,916 So how can she be ours? 1614 01:51:23,666 --> 01:51:24,791 Stop! 1615 01:51:25,625 --> 01:51:26,375 Baaua. 1616 01:51:26,625 --> 01:51:27,791 Let him go. 1617 01:51:30,291 --> 01:51:37,416 A perfect half dream... 1618 01:51:37,625 --> 01:51:42,833 ...once came to me 1619 01:51:43,041 --> 01:51:49,333 Like a tear of happiness 1620 01:51:49,541 --> 01:51:57,625 Falling from my eyelid 1621 01:52:05,083 --> 01:52:08,375 O God, have mercy on me 1622 01:52:09,041 --> 01:52:12,750 My shadow seems cross with me 1623 01:52:13,291 --> 01:52:17,291 Knowingly, unknowingly 1624 01:52:19,250 --> 01:52:23,333 I find myself alone again and again 1625 01:52:23,333 --> 01:52:27,083 Loneliness has no bounds 1626 01:52:27,541 --> 01:52:31,666 I find myself alone again and again 1627 01:52:31,666 --> 01:52:35,208 Loneliness has no bounds 1628 01:52:44,625 --> 01:52:50,375 My eyes do not moisten with drops of dew 1629 01:52:52,916 --> 01:52:58,625 I could not belong to myself. How could I belong to anyone? 1630 01:53:00,916 --> 01:53:04,166 The depths of my heart... 1631 01:53:05,041 --> 01:53:08,833 ...seek the truth 1632 01:53:09,083 --> 01:53:13,541 Knowingly, unknowingly 1633 01:53:17,583 --> 01:53:21,708 I find myself alone again and again 1634 01:53:21,708 --> 01:53:25,125 Loneliness has no bounds 1635 01:53:34,375 --> 01:53:38,500 See the happy world while my heart is full of sorrow 1636 01:53:38,500 --> 01:53:42,625 See the happy world while my heart is full of sorrow 1637 01:53:42,625 --> 01:53:46,750 O unfaithful heart of mine... 1638 01:53:46,750 --> 01:53:50,583 ...let us learn to be faithful 1639 01:53:50,875 --> 01:53:52,958 I will win her, make her mine... 1640 01:53:52,958 --> 01:53:54,625 ...or sacrifice my life 1641 01:53:55,125 --> 01:54:02,875 My bad name foreshadows me 1642 01:54:03,208 --> 01:54:08,083 Knowingly, unknowingly 1643 01:54:12,041 --> 01:54:16,166 I call out to my beloved 1644 01:54:16,166 --> 01:54:19,958 I want to stay forever with you 1645 01:54:20,416 --> 01:54:24,458 I call out to my beloved 1646 01:54:24,458 --> 01:54:27,833 I want to stay forever with you 1647 01:54:45,166 --> 01:54:51,958 Being unfaithful did nothing for me 1648 01:54:51,958 --> 01:54:59,416 Let us see if faithfulness will befriend me 1649 01:54:59,416 --> 01:55:06,875 Life turned its back and walked away 1650 01:55:07,333 --> 01:55:14,625 Let us see if it returns to smile on me again 1651 01:55:14,625 --> 01:55:21,333 Losing everything is easy for me 1652 01:55:21,333 --> 01:55:28,000 Now I know how to regain what is lost 1653 01:55:36,583 --> 01:55:37,708 Come on, Guddu. 1654 01:55:37,708 --> 01:55:39,125 This is all my fault. 1655 01:55:39,125 --> 01:55:42,125 I'll beg her forgiveness. Oh, the doors are closed. 1656 01:55:42,125 --> 01:55:46,083 Brother! You with the specs! 1657 01:55:46,083 --> 01:55:47,166 1658 01:55:47,166 --> 01:55:48,000 Can I help you? 1659 01:55:48,000 --> 01:55:50,875 - The wheelchair girl who gave a speech... - Aafia? 1660 01:55:51,083 --> 01:55:53,916 Yes, Aafla. Has she left? 1661 01:55:54,125 --> 01:55:56,416 She's gone. I got here late. 1662 01:55:56,625 --> 01:55:58,416 Do you know her? 1663 01:55:58,416 --> 01:56:00,958 I'm her fiancé. 1664 01:56:02,125 --> 01:56:04,500 - Fancy? - Must be her cousin. 1665 01:56:05,625 --> 01:56:09,666 Can you tell me where I can find her? 1666 01:56:11,083 --> 01:56:12,083 Here's her card. 1667 01:56:12,291 --> 01:56:13,875 - Her card? - All the best, gentlemen. 1668 01:56:13,875 --> 01:56:14,666 Goodnight. 1669 01:56:22,458 --> 01:56:23,625 Fancy! 1670 01:56:24,500 --> 01:56:28,791 - Guddu, he doesn't look like her cousin. - You're right. 1671 01:56:30,208 --> 01:56:31,875 NSAR. 1672 01:56:40,500 --> 01:56:44,541 Guddu, our visa will expire while we're standing in line here. 1673 01:56:44,541 --> 01:56:45,958 Let's sneak in. 1674 01:56:46,291 --> 01:56:49,291 This isn't the Delhi-Meerut tollbooth. You can't sneak through. 1675 01:56:49,541 --> 01:56:53,083 Anyway, they think Muslims come here to plant bombs. We'll get whacked. 1676 01:56:53,291 --> 01:56:56,250 - What shall we do? - Ask this aunty. 1677 01:56:56,250 --> 01:56:57,541 - Shall I? 1678 01:56:57,750 --> 01:56:59,333 - Side, please. - My space... 1679 01:56:59,541 --> 01:57:01,958 - Madam... - Blind man coming. 1680 01:57:02,583 --> 01:57:04,833 We're middle-class Indians. 1681 01:57:05,041 --> 01:57:07,500 - Are you Indian? - No, lower middle-class British. 1682 01:57:07,500 --> 01:57:09,750 - Quit India! - The Kohinoor? 1683 01:57:09,750 --> 01:57:11,375 We'll tax you double. 1684 01:57:11,375 --> 01:57:14,250 What do you want? I speak Hindi. So talk Hindi. 1685 01:57:14,250 --> 01:57:16,625 Oh! Why this crowd? 1686 01:57:16,833 --> 01:57:22,125 NSAR selects 7 people every 3 years for their space programme. 1687 01:57:22,125 --> 01:57:25,000 They want to see if a human can survive in space. 1688 01:57:25,166 --> 01:57:27,500 - Understand “space?" - You mean "pace?" 1689 01:57:27,750 --> 01:57:30,833 - Beyond the sky. Up there. - Oh, that space! 1690 01:57:30,833 --> 01:57:33,875 - Can a man survive there? - Okay. Okay. 1691 01:57:34,041 --> 01:57:36,041 There's 6 months of tests. 1692 01:57:36,041 --> 01:57:39,208 Today's the first selection round. You get paid too! 1693 01:57:39,208 --> 01:57:41,750 - You're in the right place. - We've come to see Miss Aafla. 1694 01:57:41,750 --> 01:57:43,208 She works here. 1695 01:57:43,208 --> 01:57:46,458 She approves the candidates. References don't work. 1696 01:57:46,458 --> 01:57:49,416 - But shortcuts will! - Bauua Singh. 1697 01:57:49,416 --> 01:57:51,250 - Who is Bauua Singh? - Present! 1698 01:57:51,583 --> 01:57:54,208 - Here you go, sir. - Blind man coming. 1699 01:57:55,041 --> 01:57:56,375 - Blind man. - That way? 1700 01:57:56,708 --> 01:57:57,791 That way? 1701 01:57:57,791 --> 01:58:00,625 - You've got the pass? - D'you see this? 1702 01:58:00,791 --> 01:58:03,250 - We've got the pass. - Aafia knows us. 1703 01:58:05,541 --> 01:58:07,625 What's wrong? 1704 01:58:07,625 --> 01:58:08,583 What's this? 1705 01:58:08,791 --> 01:58:12,041 Where is Aafla? I want to see her, please! 1706 01:58:12,041 --> 01:58:13,333 - I want to see her. - What's wrong? 1707 01:58:13,333 --> 01:58:16,666 - You need to leave the premises. - Let me go, please. 1708 01:58:16,666 --> 01:58:19,416 Let me go. One minute. 1709 01:58:19,416 --> 01:58:21,333 Aafia is getting married. 1710 01:58:30,833 --> 01:58:31,583 Let him in. 1711 01:58:31,583 --> 01:58:34,375 Sir, we're sending you inside. 1712 01:58:34,375 --> 01:58:37,916 - Yes, yes. - Let us go. We won't come back. 1713 01:58:55,250 --> 01:58:56,791 Hey, come on. Let's go. 1714 01:59:34,416 --> 01:59:35,291 Aafia? 1715 01:59:35,291 --> 01:59:36,875 I just wanted to apologies. 1716 01:59:37,208 --> 01:59:40,666 I swear by the Goddess. I knew nothing about the child. 1717 01:59:44,416 --> 01:59:47,041 What's this invite? 1718 01:59:48,625 --> 01:59:52,250 Why are you marrying someone else when you love me? 1719 01:59:54,041 --> 01:59:58,625 You may not love me anymore, but I still love you. 1720 01:59:59,666 --> 02:00:03,500 Aafia, you were right when you said we were made for each other. 1721 02:00:03,875 --> 02:00:05,791 We're a match made... 1722 02:00:34,041 --> 02:00:37,375 Stop barking and listen to me. 1723 02:00:37,750 --> 02:00:40,500 Now we're truly equals, Bauua. 1724 02:00:40,666 --> 02:00:45,833 We could talk eye to eye, that's all. I've stooped to your level. 1725 02:00:45,833 --> 02:00:48,791 Your arrogant ways, your status, your class. 1726 02:00:49,458 --> 02:00:53,583 "I didn't know about the child, Aafla." Do you think I knew? 1727 02:00:53,791 --> 02:00:55,916 When I came to your house... 1728 02:00:55,916 --> 02:00:59,500 ...I came to tell you not to be nervous, Bauua. 1729 02:00:59,500 --> 02:01:02,541 If I liked you, it was my problem. 1730 02:01:02,541 --> 02:01:05,583 You wanted to change your phone number, fine! 1731 02:01:05,583 --> 02:01:09,416 But your father said: "Fix the wedding date... 1732 02:01:09,416 --> 02:01:11,125 "...fix the wedding date." 1733 02:01:11,666 --> 02:01:13,458 Go away, Bauua. 1734 02:01:14,208 --> 02:01:17,208 There's nothing left of Aafla. 1735 02:01:55,791 --> 02:01:57,958 Did you think... 1736 02:01:59,791 --> 02:02:02,250 ...I came all this way looking for you... 1737 02:02:03,916 --> 02:02:05,208 ...only to leave again? 1738 02:02:05,583 --> 02:02:08,250 So you're trying it on? 1739 02:02:08,625 --> 02:02:14,083 You may be brave, but you have no feelings. 1740 02:02:31,000 --> 02:02:32,833 Hey, middle-class Indian! 1741 02:02:32,833 --> 02:02:34,875 Why are you looking miserable? 1742 02:02:35,125 --> 02:02:37,791 Well? Your shortcut didn't work? 1743 02:02:38,500 --> 02:02:39,833 Want my help? 1744 02:02:46,583 --> 02:02:48,750 [indistinct chatter] 1745 02:02:48,958 --> 02:02:52,958 - How old are you? - What's age? I'm 38. 39. 1746 02:02:52,958 --> 02:02:54,041 And you? 1747 02:02:54,625 --> 02:02:58,583 The quarrel between you and me... 1748 02:02:58,583 --> 02:03:00,916 ...is an empty quarrel 1749 02:03:05,291 --> 02:03:09,083 All lovers argue, so you're mad at me... 1750 02:03:09,291 --> 02:03:11,500 ...for a fleeting moment 1751 02:03:13,208 --> 02:03:15,875 - ThesmelofgasremlndsmeofMeemL - Yep. 1752 02:03:15,875 --> 02:03:20,375 I'm all around you... 1753 02:03:20,833 --> 02:03:25,250 ...so how can we never speak? 1754 02:03:26,083 --> 02:03:31,166 Though you look at me with different eyes... 1755 02:03:31,583 --> 02:03:36,416 ...my feelings are unchanged 1756 02:03:37,625 --> 02:03:42,291 Come what may, I'll never let you go 1757 02:03:43,000 --> 02:03:47,291 Come What may, I 7! never let you go 1758 02:03:48,166 --> 02:03:52,250 I'll belong to you alone 1759 02:03:53,625 --> 02:03:56,625 You can never get mad at me 1760 02:04:01,291 --> 02:04:05,166 The quarrel between you and me... 1761 02:04:05,166 --> 02:04:07,250 ...is an empty quarrel 1762 02:04:11,958 --> 02:04:15,791 All lovers argue, so you're mad at me... 1763 02:04:15,791 --> 02:04:18,500 ...for a fleeting moment 1764 02:05:07,875 --> 02:05:13,750 I'll smile to lessen my sadness... 1765 02:05:13,750 --> 02:05:18,166 ...though my smiles seem false to me 1766 02:05:18,500 --> 02:05:21,875 Every day I'm filled with fear... 1767 02:05:21,875 --> 02:05:27,416 ...that you may break my heart by mistake 1768 02:05:28,416 --> 02:05:31,750 No matter how you treat me... 1769 02:05:31,750 --> 02:05:33,708 ...it will feel like love to me 1770 02:05:33,708 --> 02:05:39,000 Not knowing my boundaries has always been my way 1771 02:05:39,583 --> 02:05:44,416 Being alone is not easy 1772 02:05:44,791 --> 02:05:49,958 Loneliness is hard to endure 1773 02:05:50,291 --> 02:05:55,583 My name so longs... 1774 02:05:55,583 --> 02:06:01,291 ...to be united with yours 1775 02:06:01,500 --> 02:06:05,458 Come what may, I'll never let you go 1776 02:06:06,958 --> 02:06:11,708 Come what may, I'll never let you go 1777 02:06:12,250 --> 02:06:17,041 I'll belong to you alone 1778 02:06:17,583 --> 02:06:21,500 You can never get mad at me 1779 02:06:24,583 --> 02:06:28,958 The quarrel between you and me... 1780 02:06:29,208 --> 02:06:32,666 ...is an empty quarrel 1781 02:06:35,958 --> 02:06:39,791 All lovers argue, so you're mad at me... 1782 02:06:39,791 --> 02:06:42,041 ...for a fleeting moment 1783 02:07:07,125 --> 02:07:11,458 I like this Bauua Singh. Mr. Shorty is good. 1784 02:07:11,666 --> 02:07:13,500 He's small but resilient. 1785 02:07:13,875 --> 02:07:16,833 He's only passed his 10th grade, Srini. 1786 02:07:16,833 --> 02:07:20,125 Sorry, I forgot your chimpanzee graduated from MIT. 1787 02:07:21,166 --> 02:07:23,125 We don't need an astronaut. 1788 02:07:23,125 --> 02:07:26,000 He has to sleep all the way to Mars and back. 1789 02:07:26,375 --> 02:07:29,208 We just need someone who'll take the risk. 1790 02:07:31,958 --> 02:07:38,166 Aafia, I haven't figured out if you love or hate this shorty. 1791 02:07:38,625 --> 02:07:41,625 But trust me, a man at my age, I couldn't care less. 1792 02:07:41,625 --> 02:07:45,666 I don't have anything in my life beside this project and your brains, Aafia. 1793 02:07:46,458 --> 02:07:49,333 I don't know about you. 1794 02:07:50,458 --> 02:07:51,750 Yeah, fine. 1795 02:07:52,291 --> 02:07:53,583 I don't understand. 1796 02:08:01,916 --> 02:08:03,125 Srini... 1797 02:08:04,166 --> 02:08:08,666 ...I feel angry all of a sudden. 1798 02:08:10,583 --> 02:08:14,000 And I feel like crying too. 1799 02:08:15,041 --> 02:08:16,416 I am going to go now. 1800 02:08:16,625 --> 02:08:18,375 I'll see you at the office. 1801 02:08:18,791 --> 02:08:21,833 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. I'll see you. 1802 02:09:37,458 --> 02:09:39,375 Are you angry with me? 1803 02:09:40,416 --> 02:09:43,958 You're the one who's angry. I'm trying to make it up to you. 1804 02:09:44,916 --> 02:09:47,250 Do you love me? 1805 02:09:47,541 --> 02:09:48,791 What do you think? 1806 02:09:50,458 --> 02:09:52,666 You love me a lot. 1807 02:09:55,041 --> 02:09:56,166 Do you love me? 1808 02:10:02,750 --> 02:10:06,375 Will you do something for me? 1809 02:10:07,625 --> 02:10:08,416 Anything. 1810 02:10:09,666 --> 02:10:11,291 Go away. 1811 02:10:16,875 --> 02:10:18,958 Let me attend your wedding first. 1812 02:10:20,833 --> 02:10:22,125 Then I'll go. 1813 02:10:23,958 --> 02:10:25,750 Run away, Bauua. 1814 02:10:25,958 --> 02:10:28,375 You're so good at running. 1815 02:10:28,583 --> 02:10:32,666 Break my heart then. Like you've been doing. 1816 02:10:33,041 --> 02:10:35,916 You'll die, you dog! 1817 02:10:37,458 --> 02:10:39,208 Then watch me die. 1818 02:10:40,125 --> 02:10:41,708 I'll watch. 1819 02:10:45,125 --> 02:10:50,416 The Mission Mars team is impressed by your performance, Bauua. 1820 02:10:50,833 --> 02:10:52,750 Your reports are amazing. 1821 02:10:53,041 --> 02:10:55,375 So's your endurance. 1822 02:10:55,750 --> 02:10:58,583 You have a high pain threshold. You're sharp. 1823 02:10:58,791 --> 02:11:01,291 Applied intelligence is excellent. 1824 02:11:02,166 --> 02:11:04,583 The team says ideally... 1825 02:11:04,583 --> 02:11:09,125 ...they would need a man like you for the mission, not a monkey. 1826 02:11:09,375 --> 02:11:11,500 I agree with them. 1827 02:11:11,500 --> 02:11:14,666 But you'd be risking your life. 1828 02:11:14,666 --> 02:11:17,375 It wouldn't matter to you because you love me. 1829 02:11:17,375 --> 02:11:21,125 That poor monkey is so attached to his family. 1830 02:11:21,125 --> 02:11:27,333 While the very thought of your family makes you uncomfortable. 1831 02:11:27,875 --> 02:11:30,333 The rocket's very safe, Bauua. 1832 02:11:30,500 --> 02:11:34,958 But I'll pray it crashes on re-entry. 1833 02:11:37,916 --> 02:11:40,125 Oh, I see. 1834 02:11:42,333 --> 02:11:44,625 Is that how you'll get rid of me? 1835 02:11:45,041 --> 02:11:46,416 Scare me away. 1836 02:11:51,208 --> 02:11:54,375 You can't bear marrying anyone else when I'm around. 1837 02:11:58,208 --> 02:11:59,708 Admit it! 1838 02:12:00,416 --> 02:12:01,833 Go on. 1839 02:12:02,333 --> 02:12:04,041 OK, I'll do it for you. 1840 02:12:04,791 --> 02:12:07,791 Who knows where you're sending me or what you're asking. 1841 02:12:08,125 --> 02:12:09,916 But on the day it happens... 1842 02:12:11,833 --> 02:12:13,583 ...make sure you get married. 1843 02:12:15,583 --> 02:12:18,000 Bauua Singh isn't running this time. 1844 02:12:19,416 --> 02:12:24,083 The words you just said, you'll forget them all... 1845 02:12:24,333 --> 02:12:28,583 ...when you're in the shuttle travelling at 30,000kmph. 1846 02:12:29,041 --> 02:12:34,333 The second you hear the noise it makes, you'll make a run for it. 1847 02:12:34,583 --> 02:12:35,916 When they count... 1848 02:12:36,208 --> 02:12:42,083 - 10...9...8...7...6... - Hello! 1849 02:12:42,500 --> 02:12:46,083 When I was even shorter, I could count backwards. 1850 02:12:46,500 --> 02:12:50,333 5...4...3...2...1...zero. 1851 02:12:50,625 --> 02:12:53,541 Launch me in your rocket! 1852 02:13:00,875 --> 02:13:01,916 Did a star fall? 1853 02:13:08,000 --> 02:13:09,708 At last! 1854 02:13:28,416 --> 02:13:31,625 God bless the stars! 1855 02:13:38,291 --> 02:13:40,791 Let anyone try to stop Bauua Singh now. 1856 02:13:50,541 --> 02:13:52,833 What happened? Did those two patch up? 1857 02:13:53,041 --> 02:13:56,416 [regional language] 1858 02:13:57,083 --> 02:13:59,541 Your friend will go to Mars. 1859 02:13:59,541 --> 02:14:00,583 Where? 1860 02:14:00,583 --> 02:14:02,166 The planet Mars. 1861 02:14:05,000 --> 02:14:06,500 Does he know that? 1862 02:14:06,916 --> 02:14:08,208 I hope so. 1863 02:14:13,250 --> 02:14:15,291 God forgive us! 1864 02:14:16,083 --> 02:14:19,041 We were sending him to Mars... 1865 02:14:19,416 --> 02:14:22,083 ...but now we're sending Bauua Singh instead. 1866 02:14:22,375 --> 02:14:24,625 But sister-in-law, if Bauua goes to Mars... 1867 02:14:24,625 --> 02:14:26,166 ...who will I take with me back to Meerut, this chimp. 1868 02:14:26,166 --> 02:14:29,208 He has no one out here except for you. 1869 02:14:29,958 --> 02:14:32,958 So you'll have to be his guardian. 1870 02:14:33,166 --> 02:14:35,125 You must sign papers statin.. 1871 02:14:35,125 --> 02:14:38,875 ...that if anything happens to him during this mission... 1872 02:14:38,875 --> 02:14:41,500 ...then we cannot be held accountable. 1873 02:14:41,750 --> 02:14:42,708 Understood. 1874 02:14:42,708 --> 02:14:43,958 What do you mean? 1875 02:14:44,375 --> 02:14:46,083 Well, for starters he can die. 1876 02:14:46,375 --> 02:14:48,875 God forgive us! The punishment for running away from his wedding can't be death. 1877 02:14:49,208 --> 02:14:51,416 He's a little guy, who couldn't achieve anything big on Earth... 1878 02:14:51,416 --> 02:14:52,625 ...what does he stand to achieve on Mars? 1879 02:14:52,625 --> 02:14:54,791 He's no use to you. Please stop him. 1880 02:14:55,000 --> 02:14:57,375 Stop the Charade. 1881 02:14:58,416 --> 02:15:01,916 And anyway, he's going to run away eventually. 1882 02:15:02,458 --> 02:15:03,833 So let him do it now. 1883 02:15:04,041 --> 02:15:05,666 It's will save our money. 1884 02:15:05,916 --> 02:15:07,041 You talk to him. 1885 02:15:07,041 --> 02:15:09,291 He's not listening to me. But he will listen to you. 1886 02:15:09,625 --> 02:15:11,708 I am busy with my wedding. 1887 02:15:12,375 --> 02:15:14,833 How long do you think will it take to say "Stop Bauua"? 1888 02:15:15,583 --> 02:15:16,833 A lot. 1889 02:15:17,458 --> 02:15:19,375 And then, there's my engagement tomorrow. 1890 02:15:19,708 --> 02:15:23,583 Then the musical nite, followed by some more functions. 1891 02:15:23,875 --> 02:15:28,708 Then I've an appointment at the parlor, the wedding dress trial as well. 1892 02:15:28,916 --> 02:15:30,500 So I am very busy. 1893 02:15:32,625 --> 02:15:33,708 Sign that. 1894 02:15:34,083 --> 02:15:36,666 You know what. 1895 02:15:36,666 --> 02:15:39,375 ...meet him between the beauty parlor appointment and the tailor. 1896 02:15:39,833 --> 02:15:41,166 Sign. Gud...du... 1897 02:15:45,458 --> 02:15:47,208 What do you eat? 1898 02:15:48,166 --> 02:15:51,125 Practically anything, As long as it's Halal (Holy). 1899 02:16:03,666 --> 02:16:07,750 Bauua, what's going on? The whites are applauding. 1900 02:16:07,958 --> 02:16:11,833 We're from Meerut, Bauua! We dunk biscuits in our tea. 1901 02:16:12,000 --> 02:16:15,083 What do we care about rockets? Or Mars? 1902 02:16:15,083 --> 02:16:18,833 Isn't Mars a faraway planet? It's not a place to go sightseeing. 1903 02:16:18,833 --> 02:16:22,125 Wake up! Mars is not Saharanpur from where you can sprint. 1904 02:16:22,291 --> 02:16:23,583 It's Mars! 1905 02:16:24,500 --> 02:16:26,083 She won't let me go. 1906 02:16:26,458 --> 02:16:28,125 I've seen the look in her eyes. 1907 02:16:28,458 --> 02:16:31,333 She can't do it. The girl will stop me. 1908 02:16:36,291 --> 02:16:38,250 We are on the verge of a very big mission. 1909 02:16:38,250 --> 02:16:42,458 And tomorrow we decide when this decade-long dream becomes a reality. 1910 02:16:42,791 --> 02:16:44,791 We sign off on the take-off date. 1911 02:16:44,791 --> 02:16:46,875 The next 48 hours are crucial. 1912 02:16:48,458 --> 02:16:51,875 Once it reaches Mars, the gravity of Mars will slow it down... 1913 02:16:51,875 --> 02:16:54,375 ...and finally we'll enter in orbit around Mars... 1914 02:16:54,375 --> 02:16:56,291 ...but the orbit will be elliptical. 1915 02:16:56,291 --> 02:16:59,250 NSAR is the world's most reputed institution... 1916 02:16:59,250 --> 02:17:04,000 ...they have surprised everyone by sending Bauua Singh to Mars... 1917 02:17:04,000 --> 02:17:06,041 ...instead of a chimpanzee. 1918 02:17:06,291 --> 02:17:09,250 Bauua Singh is from Meerut in India. 1919 02:17:09,250 --> 02:17:15,166 The amazing thing is Bauua Singh is not very educated nor does he speak English. 1920 02:17:15,166 --> 02:17:20,791 This launch is a huge opportunity to learn about... 1921 02:17:20,791 --> 02:17:24,416 ...the potential of life beyond our planet... 1922 02:17:24,416 --> 02:17:27,625 ...with the ultimate aim of becoming... 1923 02:17:28,875 --> 02:17:32,250 ...a mum-Nana spades. 1924 02:17:59,500 --> 02:18:04,375 [indistinct announcement] 1925 02:18:09,041 --> 02:18:11,458 [indistinct announcement] 1926 02:18:13,166 --> 02:18:17,875 [indistinct announcement] 1927 02:18:22,166 --> 02:18:25,791 [indistinct announcement] 1928 02:18:45,875 --> 02:18:52,333 - You can't stay here for the launch. - Why not? 1929 02:18:53,625 --> 02:18:57,541 Because we'll be getting married. 1930 02:19:00,583 --> 02:19:02,083 Are your calculations right? 1931 02:19:04,291 --> 02:19:06,416 100 percent. 1932 02:20:13,583 --> 02:20:16,750 [sanskrit chants] 1933 02:20:20,000 --> 02:20:24,125 [sanskrit chants] 1934 02:20:45,208 --> 02:20:46,500 Are you crying? 1935 02:20:47,750 --> 02:20:49,791 - What? - You're crying. 1936 02:20:51,208 --> 02:20:53,208 - You're nuts. - You're crying. 1937 02:20:53,625 --> 02:20:55,541 - Don't talk nonsense. - You're crying. 1938 02:21:10,000 --> 02:21:17,500 [sanskrit chants] 1939 02:21:17,958 --> 02:21:21,041 Hello? Yeah, go ahead. 1940 02:21:21,041 --> 02:21:22,291 Doesn't matter. 1941 02:21:23,083 --> 02:21:25,625 OK. Copy that. Thank you. 1942 02:21:30,541 --> 02:21:32,458 We're heading towards propulsion. 1943 02:21:55,166 --> 02:21:58,833 ...how long does it take to travel 1.2 miles at 5.8mph? 1944 02:22:01,708 --> 02:22:04,291 12.9 minutes. 1945 02:22:18,416 --> 02:22:21,958 It's only right I say goodbye. 1946 02:24:21,000 --> 02:24:23,375 - Its clear way. - Okay. 1947 02:24:24,208 --> 02:24:25,541 Checking. All good. 1948 02:24:26,125 --> 02:24:26,833 Okay. 1949 02:24:28,875 --> 02:24:32,041 Could I talk to him for a minute, please? 1950 02:24:34,666 --> 02:24:36,083 All systems ready. 1951 02:24:36,375 --> 02:24:37,416 Standing by. 1952 02:24:52,458 --> 02:24:55,625 You didn't run, Bauua. 1953 02:24:59,000 --> 02:25:00,625 If I didn't win you... 1954 02:25:02,750 --> 02:25:04,875 ...let me bring glory to my country. 1955 02:25:07,875 --> 02:25:12,833 What do you care about the country? 1956 02:25:14,083 --> 02:25:17,500 You're dying for the sake of love. 1957 02:25:24,625 --> 02:25:27,458 If you were near me... 1958 02:25:28,750 --> 02:25:31,375 ...I'd kiss you. 1959 02:25:36,875 --> 02:25:38,125 I'd do the same. 1960 02:25:49,041 --> 02:25:54,416 I'll wait for you, Bauua. 1961 02:26:00,750 --> 02:26:02,541 What if I don't come back? 1962 02:26:05,083 --> 02:26:09,750 I'll find someone your height. 1963 02:26:17,166 --> 02:26:20,041 T-2 minutes and counting. 1964 02:26:20,708 --> 02:26:21,333 Yes. 1965 02:26:25,166 --> 02:26:29,750 If I'd asked you to, would you have stayed? 1966 02:27:12,375 --> 02:27:14,833 Flight control, give me a go, no go for launch. 1967 02:27:15,416 --> 02:27:16,916 Go for launch. 1968 02:27:17,125 --> 02:27:18,708 - Surge in. - We are go. 1969 02:27:18,916 --> 02:27:20,500 - Network. 1970 02:27:20,708 --> 02:27:22,250 1971 02:27:22,250 --> 02:27:23,916 - Recovery. - Go for launch. 1972 02:27:24,125 --> 02:27:25,875 - Capcom. - We are go for launch. 1973 02:27:26,125 --> 02:27:28,125 Flight control, we are go for launch. 1974 02:27:44,791 --> 02:27:46,750 [indistinct announcement] 1975 02:27:47,000 --> 02:27:48,500 Bye, Bauua. 1976 02:27:56,375 --> 02:27:59,833 Six, five, four, three... 1977 02:28:00,250 --> 02:28:02,958 ...two, one, zero. 1978 02:28:10,166 --> 02:28:14,041 As long as I live in this world... 1979 02:28:14,041 --> 02:28:17,750 ...you'll belong to me 1980 02:28:18,000 --> 02:28:21,625 As long as I live in this world... 1981 02:28:21,833 --> 02:28:25,500 ...you'll belong to me 1982 02:28:25,708 --> 02:28:29,750 As long as I live in this world... 1983 02:28:29,750 --> 02:28:32,875 ...you'll belong to me 1984 02:28:33,708 --> 02:28:37,291 As long as I live in this world... 1985 02:28:37,500 --> 02:28:40,333 ...you'll belong to me 1986 02:28:43,208 --> 02:28:44,333 I kissed him. 1987 02:28:54,000 --> 02:28:57,000 There were so many amazing things about my story. 1988 02:28:57,500 --> 02:28:59,166 It was like a dream. 1989 02:28:59,625 --> 02:29:00,750 It wasn't amazing that... 1990 02:29:00,750 --> 02:29:05,000 ...so many tears and smiles, so much love amount only to... 1991 02:29:06,083 --> 02:29:09,291 ...a trail of smoke in the sky. 1992 02:29:10,125 --> 02:29:14,166 The amazing thing is that we know this, yet we still fall in love. 1993 02:29:15,583 --> 02:29:19,291 It was not a surprise that I should cry when Bauua left. 1994 02:29:19,625 --> 02:29:23,958 The amazing thing was that he didn't run. The joy of that fact dried my tears. 1995 02:29:24,958 --> 02:29:29,416 It wasn't amazing that an unknown 4'6" man from Meerut... 1996 02:29:29,916 --> 02:29:34,666 ...was sent in a rocket to a planet so very far away. 1997 02:29:35,500 --> 02:29:40,333 The amazing thing was that he convinced over a billion people... 1998 02:29:40,625 --> 02:29:42,166 ...that he could do it. 1999 02:29:43,750 --> 02:29:46,833 It was not a surprise that Srini and I did not get married. 2000 02:29:47,166 --> 02:29:52,750 The amazing thing was after so much loathing I loved Bauua again. 2001 02:29:53,916 --> 02:29:58,708 The amazing thing wasn't that Bauua reached Mars. 2002 02:29:59,083 --> 02:30:02,166 The amazing thing was that he did not run away. 2003 02:30:02,875 --> 02:30:05,833 The amazing thing wasn't that, on re-entry, the shuttle... 2004 02:30:05,833 --> 02:30:07,875 ...silently went missing. 2005 02:30:08,250 --> 02:30:12,625 The amazing thing was that I kept waiting for Bauua to return. 2006 02:30:13,250 --> 02:30:15,583 The amazing thing wasn't that... 2007 02:30:15,583 --> 02:30:19,625 ...Bauua, rejected by the world, was even spat out by the sky. 2008 02:30:19,916 --> 02:30:25,375 One day, the Chinese Space Centre got a call. He was returning. 2009 02:30:26,500 --> 02:30:31,083 The amazing thing was it took 15 years for that phone to ring. 2010 02:30:31,750 --> 02:30:35,041 The amazing thing wasn't that Bauua Singh's shuttle... 2011 02:30:36,083 --> 02:30:38,458 ...was re-entering towards the Arabian Sea... 2012 02:30:38,666 --> 02:30:40,708 ...at a speed of 20,000kmph. 2013 02:30:41,375 --> 02:30:47,375 The amazing thing was 15 years had wrinkled many faces, honey... 2014 02:30:47,750 --> 02:30:52,250 ...but the dimples on my face remained forever young. Right? 2015 02:31:02,875 --> 02:31:07,125 Long live... 2016 02:31:07,125 --> 02:31:10,583 ...the Goddess! 2017 02:31:45,333 --> 02:31:49,208 A colour has no colour... 2018 02:31:49,208 --> 02:31:55,791 ...Ifltdoesnotmamhmecolwr dyowlbs. 2019 02:31:57,291 --> 02:32:01,083 A fragrance has no fragrance... 2020 02:32:01,333 --> 02:32:08,333 ...if it does not match the fragrance of your dark hair. 2021 02:32:09,208 --> 02:32:13,333 The world pales next to you 2022 02:32:13,333 --> 02:32:17,375 You can only be mine 2023 02:32:17,375 --> 02:32:25,500 Everyone can see it. I say this out loud: 2024 02:32:25,916 --> 02:32:29,791 As long as there's light in the world... 2025 02:32:30,041 --> 02:32:33,375 ...you'll belong to me 2026 02:32:33,958 --> 02:32:38,041 As long as I live in this world... 2027 02:32:38,041 --> 02:32:41,375 ...you'll belong to me 2028 02:32:41,875 --> 02:32:45,958 As long as there's light in the world... 2029 02:32:45,958 --> 02:32:49,708 ...you'll belong to me 2030 02:32:49,958 --> 02:32:53,833 As long as I live in this world... 2031 02:32:54,041 --> 02:32:58,625 ...you'll belong to me 2032 02:33:38,041 --> 02:33:45,583 I am your confusion. I am your solution 2033 02:33:46,000 --> 02:33:49,916 I'm a little stubborn 2034 02:33:49,916 --> 02:33:53,041 A little crazy too 2035 02:33:53,208 --> 02:33:57,041 How false are the clouds and spring showers 2036 02:33:57,041 --> 02:34:01,375 How false is offering a gift of flowers 2037 02:34:01,375 --> 02:34:05,000 Only you are real. Only I am real 2038 02:34:05,000 --> 02:34:09,291 My heart speaks the only truth 2039 02:34:09,291 --> 02:34:13,375 Etch your name on my heart with your lovely hands 2040 02:34:13,375 --> 02:34:21,000 Open your eyes to my love. Do I ask too much of you? 2041 02:34:21,000 --> 02:34:25,000 I say this out loud: 2042 02:34:26,041 --> 02:34:30,000 As long as there's light in the world... 2043 02:34:30,000 --> 02:34:33,250 ...you'll belong to me 2044 02:34:33,916 --> 02:34:37,625 As long as I live in this world... 2045 02:34:38,000 --> 02:34:40,958 ...you'll belong to me 2046 02:34:42,041 --> 02:34:45,750 As long as there's light in the world... 2047 02:34:45,958 --> 02:34:49,250 ...you'll belong to me 2048 02:34:49,875 --> 02:34:54,041 As long as I live in this world... 2049 02:34:54,041 --> 02:34:57,916 ...you'll belong to me 2050 02:35:17,875 --> 02:35:24,458 Forever you will sway in my loving arms 2051 02:35:26,000 --> 02:35:32,750 Like the earth sways in the arms of the sun 2052 02:35:33,375 --> 02:35:40,208 You will never be apart from me 2053 02:35:41,416 --> 02:35:48,208 Forever you will be a part of me 2054 02:35:53,375 --> 02:35:57,208 Shatter all my dreams if you wish 2055 02:35:57,416 --> 02:36:01,375 The shards of my dreams will still dream of you 2056 02:36:01,375 --> 02:36:04,875 You are my inspiration 2057 02:36:05,083 --> 02:36:08,125 I say this out loud: 2058 02:36:14,083 --> 02:36:17,541 As long as I live in this world... 2059 02:36:17,875 --> 02:36:21,291 ...you'll belong to me 2060 02:36:22,291 --> 02:36:25,958 As long as I live in this world... 2061 02:36:25,958 --> 02:36:29,416 ...you'll belong to me 2062 02:36:56,458 --> 02:36:58,791 Your love's fake. 2063 02:36:59,000 --> 02:37:01,291 I've seen how selfish you are. 2064 02:37:01,500 --> 02:37:03,583 Every day you get a new arm candy. 2065 02:37:03,583 --> 02:37:06,375 I am high on your betrayal. 2066 02:37:16,708 --> 02:37:19,000 Your love's fake. 2067 02:37:19,208 --> 02:37:21,541 I've seen how selfish you are. 2068 02:37:21,750 --> 02:37:23,791 Every day you get a new arm candy. 2069 02:37:23,791 --> 02:37:26,125 I am high on your betrayal. 2070 02:37:26,791 --> 02:37:29,083 You go to god and tell... 2071 02:37:29,291 --> 02:37:31,625 That you swindle everyone, 2072 02:37:31,833 --> 02:37:36,458 There is a blame on you, come and listen. 2073 02:37:39,375 --> 02:37:42,333 You have defamed her, defamed her, 2074 02:37:42,333 --> 02:37:44,458 With your fake love 2075 02:37:44,458 --> 02:37:47,416 You have defamed her, defamed her, 2076 02:37:47,416 --> 02:37:49,541 With your fake love 2077 02:37:49,541 --> 02:37:52,500 You have defamed her, defamed her, 2078 02:37:52,500 --> 02:37:54,875 With your fake love 149255