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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,006 --> 00:00:01,451 Previously on "This Is Us"... 2 00:00:01,461 --> 00:00:02,912 - Toby. - Kate. 3 00:00:02,922 --> 00:00:04,731 I can't fall for a fat person right now. 4 00:00:04,741 --> 00:00:07,208 It's always gonna be about the weight for me, Toby. 5 00:00:07,218 --> 00:00:09,493 I'm done dieting, okay? 6 00:00:14,366 --> 00:00:15,683 Wait. 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,870 I wonder if I could check on him from time to time. 8 00:00:19,872 --> 00:00:20,908 No. 9 00:00:20,918 --> 00:00:23,234 Hey, Mom! Hey, Miguel. 10 00:00:23,244 --> 00:00:24,926 I'm Rebecca. I'm Randall's mother. 11 00:00:24,928 --> 00:00:26,327 Very nice to meet you. 12 00:00:26,329 --> 00:00:28,212 Uh, nice to meet you as well. 13 00:00:28,214 --> 00:00:32,183 It's in the book of poems that Randall's had since he was a baby. 14 00:00:32,185 --> 00:00:34,535 The one I gave Rebecca back in the day. 15 00:00:34,537 --> 00:00:37,254 Rebecca, this is Beth. Yeah, um, so William just told me 16 00:00:37,256 --> 00:00:39,156 something really interesting. 17 00:00:39,158 --> 00:00:41,063 About the two of you. 18 00:01:13,742 --> 00:01:17,422 You will never defeat Shredder. 19 00:01:17,608 --> 00:01:19,363 - Get away, Shredder. - Boys. 20 00:01:19,744 --> 00:01:21,798 I just ironed those shirts. 21 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:25,352 No roughhousing until we get to Grandma and Grandpa's. 22 00:01:25,362 --> 00:01:27,528 And no roughhousing when we get to Grandma and Grandpa's, either. 23 00:01:27,538 --> 00:01:30,624 I want you to just sit there quietly, okay? Maybe mention 24 00:01:30,626 --> 00:01:33,093 what a good mom I am if it comes up naturally in conversation. 25 00:01:33,095 --> 00:01:36,680 I hate this stupid sweater. It's so itchy. 26 00:01:36,682 --> 00:01:39,750 I know, baby doll, but Grandma knit it just for you. 27 00:01:39,752 --> 00:01:41,743 She didn't do a really good job. 28 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:43,804 I hate going to Grandma and Grandpa's. 29 00:01:43,806 --> 00:01:46,071 Whenever we take pictures, they always say, 30 00:01:46,081 --> 00:01:48,972 "Okay, okay, now one with just the twins." 31 00:01:48,982 --> 00:01:52,000 I will talk to them about that. Again. 32 00:01:52,010 --> 00:01:55,966 Okay, get excited, people. Annual Thanksgiving road trip. 33 00:01:55,968 --> 00:01:57,900 I've got snacks. 34 00:01:57,910 --> 00:01:59,653 I got Cool Ranch. 35 00:01:59,655 --> 00:02:01,638 I've got Paul Simon. 36 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,139 - Now everyone, go pee. - We already peed. 37 00:02:04,149 --> 00:02:06,310 Go pee again, six-hour road trip, come on. 38 00:02:06,312 --> 00:02:08,745 - Go, go, go. Go, go, go. - But... but we already went. 39 00:02:08,747 --> 00:02:11,665 Don't get anything on your chinos, please. 40 00:02:11,667 --> 00:02:14,715 Do you hear me? They inherited your aim, Jack. 41 00:02:15,508 --> 00:02:17,601 Hey, cranberry looks great. 42 00:02:17,611 --> 00:02:20,123 I know. Great is not good enough, it has to be perfect. 43 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:22,571 Because my sister's sweet potato pie is gonna be perfect, 44 00:02:22,581 --> 00:02:25,495 and I can't stand to hear my mother's passive-aggressive BS 45 00:02:25,497 --> 00:02:27,364 if my sauce is not absolutely perfect. 46 00:02:27,366 --> 00:02:30,103 Perfect. Babe, it is perfect. 47 00:02:30,113 --> 00:02:32,252 It is, it's perfect. Or, as your mother would say, 48 00:02:32,254 --> 00:02:33,670 "Becky, it's to die for." 49 00:02:33,672 --> 00:02:35,800 - Can I have the nutmeg, please? - Oh. Yeah. 50 00:02:35,810 --> 00:02:38,482 I'm sorry. I know this is not a fun way 51 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,327 - to spend the holiday. - Not fun? Are you kidding me? 52 00:02:40,329 --> 00:02:41,930 Listening to your sister's husband brag 53 00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:43,931 about his expensive CD player for three hours 54 00:02:43,933 --> 00:02:46,547 is the definition of fun. 55 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,080 So, always thought that, 56 00:02:48,090 --> 00:02:51,204 when my folks die, we get to do our own thing, you know? 57 00:02:51,729 --> 00:02:55,125 Make up our own stupid traditions with the kids. 58 00:02:55,691 --> 00:02:59,442 That's because you're a very, very naive man. 59 00:02:59,452 --> 00:03:01,131 Yeah? Thank you. 60 00:03:04,571 --> 00:03:06,203 - Oh! - Oops. 61 00:03:06,205 --> 00:03:07,626 Okay, okay. 62 00:03:07,636 --> 00:03:09,171 - Boys, change, change, change. - Sorry. 63 00:03:09,181 --> 00:03:11,008 - Step over this and change. - Sorry. 64 00:03:11,010 --> 00:03:12,893 For me it's cranberry sauce. 65 00:03:12,895 --> 00:03:15,227 Sweet potatoes with marshmallow crust. 66 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:16,705 Bacon wrapped dates. 67 00:03:16,715 --> 00:03:20,083 Jell-O with the little pieces of fruit floating on the inside 68 00:03:20,085 --> 00:03:21,852 - and then whipped cream on top. - Oh! 69 00:03:21,854 --> 00:03:23,694 My weakness is stuffing. 70 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,789 - Mm. - I could eat a whole bowl of it, 71 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:29,159 but this is my first Thanksgiving since my gastric bypass surgery, 72 00:03:29,169 --> 00:03:30,911 so my stomach's now the size of a walnut. 73 00:03:30,913 --> 00:03:34,014 Which means if I overdo it, I'll be holed up in the bathroom 74 00:03:34,016 --> 00:03:37,679 vomiting my guts out, while everybody else is watching football. 75 00:03:37,689 --> 00:03:39,519 But, hey, I've lost 76 00:03:39,521 --> 00:03:41,216 30 pounds now so far. 77 00:03:41,226 --> 00:03:43,190 So, worth it. 78 00:03:43,192 --> 00:03:45,108 - Right? - Yes, 79 00:03:45,110 --> 00:03:46,443 yes it is. 80 00:03:46,445 --> 00:03:48,128 Now, for everybody else, 81 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:50,714 Thanksgiving is full of triggers. 82 00:03:50,716 --> 00:03:52,466 So we have to stay vigilant. 83 00:03:52,468 --> 00:03:54,098 But I know you guys can do it. 84 00:04:01,285 --> 00:04:03,196 This is great. 85 00:04:03,206 --> 00:04:04,545 Mm. 86 00:04:04,555 --> 00:04:06,663 So, Thanksgiving in New York. 87 00:04:07,132 --> 00:04:08,964 It's gonna be great. The Big Apple. 88 00:04:08,974 --> 00:04:10,657 I hope your mom likes me. 89 00:04:10,943 --> 00:04:12,906 - Toby... - You know, what am I worried about? 90 00:04:12,916 --> 00:04:14,393 Parents love me, I'll tell them the story 91 00:04:14,403 --> 00:04:18,127 about the time I met Streisand. Parents love Streisand. 92 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:25,065 I don't think that you should come with me to New York. 93 00:04:26,575 --> 00:04:28,486 What? Why? Why not? 94 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:32,850 Because I think we should take a break. 95 00:04:33,836 --> 00:04:35,208 A... a break? 96 00:04:35,210 --> 00:04:36,693 Mm-hmm. 97 00:04:37,122 --> 00:04:38,378 Why? 98 00:04:39,783 --> 00:04:42,130 Because I've been dreading this date. 99 00:04:42,140 --> 00:04:46,053 Because I knew that you would eat that and I would eat this. 100 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:49,891 And because ever since you stopped dieting, I have felt weak. 101 00:04:49,901 --> 00:04:51,874 Oh, no, I was weak. 102 00:04:51,884 --> 00:04:54,885 The other night I stuffed my face full of powdered donuts, 103 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:57,095 and then I cried myself to sleep. 104 00:05:00,393 --> 00:05:02,919 Yup. 105 00:05:03,316 --> 00:05:06,117 And, listen, if you don't want to lose weight, that's fine 106 00:05:06,127 --> 00:05:09,604 because that's your choice. 107 00:05:09,606 --> 00:05:10,805 But I told... 108 00:05:12,209 --> 00:05:14,192 I told you that when I met you, 109 00:05:14,194 --> 00:05:17,428 that I couldn't fall for a fat person. 110 00:05:17,430 --> 00:05:20,114 But you did. 111 00:05:20,116 --> 00:05:22,183 You fell-you fell for me. 112 00:05:23,979 --> 00:05:25,737 So now what? 113 00:05:25,739 --> 00:05:28,439 You're just gonna throw me away? 114 00:05:37,124 --> 00:05:39,184 I used to watch romantic comedies 115 00:05:39,186 --> 00:05:43,288 where... the perfect, charming, Hugh-Grant-guy 116 00:05:43,290 --> 00:05:48,359 would bend over backwards for the woman that he loves. 117 00:05:48,361 --> 00:05:52,831 And I... would think, "If I could have that, 118 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:54,732 that I would be happy." 119 00:05:54,734 --> 00:05:56,718 And then I met you. 120 00:06:00,774 --> 00:06:02,257 And you were better than them. 121 00:06:02,259 --> 00:06:05,309 You were better than my wildest dreams. 122 00:06:06,313 --> 00:06:07,779 Um... 123 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:13,098 But I'm still not happy, Toby. 124 00:06:15,672 --> 00:06:19,190 Um, and it's not just about my weight. 125 00:06:19,192 --> 00:06:20,692 It's... 126 00:06:20,694 --> 00:06:22,794 it's just... 127 00:06:22,796 --> 00:06:24,479 I've got to get a handle on myself, 128 00:06:24,481 --> 00:06:27,048 on the weight and on all of it. 129 00:06:27,050 --> 00:06:29,484 And I, um... 130 00:06:29,486 --> 00:06:33,805 God, I-I need that more than anything right now, and I want it. 131 00:06:33,807 --> 00:06:35,823 I want it more than anything right now. 132 00:06:39,846 --> 00:06:42,113 Even more than me? 133 00:06:55,262 --> 00:06:58,412 Well, it sounds like you've made up your mind, so... 134 00:07:13,658 --> 00:07:17,825 Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. We're back Monday at 10:00. 135 00:07:21,426 --> 00:07:24,639 Uh, Olivia, I'm guessing you probably don't celebrate Thanksgiving, right? 136 00:07:25,316 --> 00:07:27,880 My mum's American. 137 00:07:27,890 --> 00:07:30,545 I am definitely not getting together with relatives I hate 138 00:07:30,547 --> 00:07:32,931 so we can gorge ourselves on dry bird, 139 00:07:32,933 --> 00:07:34,565 while pretending that we'd ever have anything to do 140 00:07:34,567 --> 00:07:37,248 with each other if we weren't related by blood. 141 00:07:37,258 --> 00:07:39,854 Wow. So what are you gonna do then? 142 00:07:39,856 --> 00:07:42,290 I shall be going to my favorite dive bar in Sunset Park 143 00:07:42,292 --> 00:07:43,858 where they'll be playing Rocky II. 144 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:45,310 Because they're always playing Rocky II, 145 00:07:45,312 --> 00:07:47,462 and I shall watch Rocky II with my favorite 146 00:07:47,464 --> 00:07:49,080 borderline senile bartender, Benny, 147 00:07:49,082 --> 00:07:51,416 whilst drinking three to five bourbons. 148 00:07:51,418 --> 00:07:53,260 Have a good break, Kevin. 149 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,355 You should celebrate Thanksgiving with me 150 00:07:55,365 --> 00:07:57,996 and my family, if you, you know, if you want. 151 00:07:58,128 --> 00:07:59,173 Kevin. 152 00:07:59,175 --> 00:08:01,809 I'm not spending Thanksgiving in New Jersey 153 00:08:01,811 --> 00:08:04,629 meeting the walking slices of Wonder Bread 154 00:08:04,631 --> 00:08:07,243 responsible for... this. 155 00:08:08,414 --> 00:08:13,387 Okay, Wonder Bread. Wow, all right, you are way off, sister. 156 00:08:13,397 --> 00:08:15,657 My family is, uh, we're like whatever the most interesting 157 00:08:15,659 --> 00:08:18,552 kind of bread would be... You know, we're like multigrain bread. 158 00:08:18,562 --> 00:08:20,935 Except we're not that healthy. We're like, uh... 159 00:08:20,945 --> 00:08:22,130 we would be ciabatta bread. 160 00:08:22,132 --> 00:08:24,803 That's what we are. Check this out. 161 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:28,470 My mother is, uh, married to my dead dad's best friend. 162 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,521 I have a twin sister who is seriously overweight. 163 00:08:30,523 --> 00:08:32,473 And I have an adopted black brother 164 00:08:32,475 --> 00:08:35,743 who just recently reconnected with his biological father who is dying. 165 00:08:35,745 --> 00:08:39,580 Now, don't you want to see that up close, huh? 166 00:08:40,232 --> 00:08:41,683 I mean, come on, you're the one always saying that 167 00:08:41,685 --> 00:08:43,801 the more time we spend together in our personal lives, 168 00:08:43,803 --> 00:08:45,866 the more it's gonna look like we're married on stage, right? 169 00:08:45,876 --> 00:08:47,739 So, there's that. 170 00:08:47,741 --> 00:08:51,759 Plus Rocky II is not the best Rocky... movie, is it? 171 00:08:52,686 --> 00:08:54,518 - So... - Fine. 172 00:08:54,528 --> 00:08:56,428 Pick me up at noon tomorrow. 173 00:08:56,450 --> 00:08:58,985 Just like that... Oh, hey, um, you know, if we want to beat traffic... 174 00:08:58,995 --> 00:09:00,635 - Noon. - We'll do noon. 175 00:09:02,747 --> 00:09:07,619 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 176 00:09:16,442 --> 00:09:17,858 - Wake up, baby. - Mm? 177 00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:19,392 - It's turkey day. - Mm-hmm. 178 00:09:19,394 --> 00:09:20,844 What, it's too early, babe. 179 00:09:20,846 --> 00:09:22,712 Meet me in the kitchen in ten minutes. 180 00:09:25,656 --> 00:09:26,846 Wake up! 181 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,493 Wake up, my darlings! 182 00:09:36,495 --> 00:09:37,677 Hey. 183 00:09:37,679 --> 00:09:40,046 Thanksgiving prep starts in nine minutes. 184 00:09:40,048 --> 00:09:41,264 Kitchen! Let's go! 185 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:47,337 Hey. Wake up, old man. It's Thanksgiving. 186 00:09:47,339 --> 00:09:49,356 Meet me in the kitchen in eight minutes, come on. 187 00:09:49,358 --> 00:09:51,258 Okay, okay, okay. 188 00:09:56,515 --> 00:09:58,064 - Wake up, Kevin! - Oh! Oh, my God! 189 00:09:58,066 --> 00:09:59,833 Report to kitchen in T-minus seven minutes. 190 00:09:59,835 --> 00:10:02,002 Come on. 191 00:10:02,004 --> 00:10:04,221 Yeah, no, it's good because it's time to get up anyway. 192 00:10:24,556 --> 00:10:26,076 Hey, finally, some help. 193 00:10:26,078 --> 00:10:28,519 - You're on potato duty. - Oh, nice. 194 00:10:28,616 --> 00:10:30,797 What, is that your potato mashing jacket? 195 00:10:30,799 --> 00:10:33,216 Uh, sorry I can't help you. 196 00:10:33,218 --> 00:10:35,032 I got to pick up Olivia. I need the keys. 197 00:10:35,042 --> 00:10:37,765 It's hanging up on the wall, man, 198 00:10:37,775 --> 00:10:39,185 right there. 199 00:10:39,791 --> 00:10:40,840 So, when do, uh, 200 00:10:40,842 --> 00:10:44,594 Mom and Miguel get here? Mom and Miguel get here any minute. 201 00:10:44,596 --> 00:10:45,979 He's our stepdad, not ISIS. 202 00:10:45,981 --> 00:10:47,497 - Oh. - Hey, don't forget you're in charge 203 00:10:47,499 --> 00:10:48,982 - of picking up the hot dogs. - I have hot dogs, 204 00:10:48,984 --> 00:10:50,500 - Kraft singles and the saltines. - Yeah. 205 00:10:50,502 --> 00:10:52,402 It's not my first Pearson Thanksgiving. 206 00:10:52,404 --> 00:10:55,178 Excited to meet your girlfriend. 207 00:10:59,378 --> 00:11:00,927 Okay, Olivia's not my girlfriend, okay... 208 00:11:00,929 --> 00:11:02,445 - Okay. - ...and you're gonna be cool. 209 00:11:02,447 --> 00:11:03,780 Randall, look it, eye contact, please. 210 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:05,304 - You're gonna be cool, right? - Oh, baby, I'm as cool 211 00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:07,834 as the other side of the pillow. You feel me? 212 00:11:07,836 --> 00:11:10,854 Yeah. Yeah, here's the thing. You're not allowed to talk to her. 213 00:11:10,856 --> 00:11:12,522 Cause she'll want me? 214 00:11:12,524 --> 00:11:14,024 She'll want me so bad. 215 00:11:14,026 --> 00:11:16,243 Thanksgiving Dad is a hot dad. 216 00:11:16,245 --> 00:11:17,527 - Jesus. - Watch it. 217 00:11:17,529 --> 00:11:18,695 Ah. 218 00:11:18,697 --> 00:11:20,380 - See you in a minute. - All right. 219 00:11:20,382 --> 00:11:23,266 Hey! There's my turkey team. 220 00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:24,985 Little turkey, medium turkey, 221 00:11:24,987 --> 00:11:26,636 you guys go up to the attic and bring down 222 00:11:26,638 --> 00:11:28,634 the Thanksgiving picnic blankets, please. 223 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:29,940 - Okay. - On it! 224 00:11:29,942 --> 00:11:31,141 All right. 225 00:11:31,143 --> 00:11:32,525 - Big... - You call me big turkey... 226 00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:35,161 beautiful, brown eyes. 227 00:11:35,163 --> 00:11:36,463 Mm-hmm, better. 228 00:11:36,465 --> 00:11:39,049 Would you be so kind as to hook up the VCR 229 00:11:39,051 --> 00:11:40,450 so we can watch the movie later, please? 230 00:11:40,452 --> 00:11:41,952 Yes, give me a minute. 231 00:11:41,954 --> 00:11:43,325 - Okay. - VCR? 232 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:45,288 Even I'm too young to use a VCR. 233 00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:48,725 Hey, Pearson Thanksgiving is a whole thing, all right? You'll see. 234 00:11:48,727 --> 00:11:50,243 - All right. - Hey, William, 235 00:11:50,245 --> 00:11:52,062 - you know your way around a yam? - Of course. 236 00:11:52,064 --> 00:11:54,164 - Let me at them yams. - Thank God. 237 00:11:55,267 --> 00:11:56,700 Whoa, whoa. 238 00:11:56,702 --> 00:11:57,968 - You okay? - Oh, I'm fine. 239 00:11:57,970 --> 00:11:59,169 Just dying. 240 00:11:59,171 --> 00:12:00,382 You know what? 241 00:12:00,392 --> 00:12:01,972 - On second thought... - No, I could do it. 242 00:12:01,974 --> 00:12:03,590 I could... today you are on relaxation duty. 243 00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:04,824 - Randall, I can get the potatoes. - It's all good. 244 00:12:04,826 --> 00:12:06,501 We will take care of everything. 245 00:12:06,511 --> 00:12:08,261 - You sure? - I'm positive. It's all good. 246 00:12:08,263 --> 00:12:10,834 - All right. - Man, I am pumped. 247 00:12:10,844 --> 00:12:14,250 My mom and biological father eating at the same table? 248 00:12:14,252 --> 00:12:16,903 How great is this?! 249 00:12:17,626 --> 00:12:18,982 - Beth? - Huh? 250 00:12:18,992 --> 00:12:20,284 Isn't this great? 251 00:12:20,294 --> 00:12:21,725 Mm-hmm. 252 00:12:21,727 --> 00:12:24,944 - Okay, let me get that. Be right back. - Okay. 253 00:12:24,946 --> 00:12:26,158 What's with her? 254 00:12:26,168 --> 00:12:27,998 - I have no idea. - Huh. 255 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,899 - Hey, guys! - Hey. 256 00:12:29,901 --> 00:12:32,456 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Oh, Happy Thanksgiving. 257 00:12:32,466 --> 00:12:34,738 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving. 258 00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:36,306 It already smells so good in here. 259 00:12:36,308 --> 00:12:37,745 - It does. - Oh, these look so good. 260 00:12:37,755 --> 00:12:39,453 You want to put these in the kitchen for us? 261 00:12:39,463 --> 00:12:41,878 - Absolutely. On my way. - Good. 262 00:12:46,405 --> 00:12:48,284 I know you've been avoiding my calls. 263 00:12:48,286 --> 00:12:49,519 No, that's silly, 264 00:12:49,521 --> 00:12:51,221 I've just been busy. 265 00:12:51,223 --> 00:12:54,174 Rebecca, I don't know how things work 266 00:12:54,176 --> 00:12:56,026 in your marriage, okay? 267 00:12:56,028 --> 00:12:57,531 I don't know. 268 00:12:57,541 --> 00:13:00,080 But in mine, we don't keep secrets. 269 00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:04,517 And for the past three days, I've had to hold onto a whopper. 270 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:08,455 You and William have known each other for Randall's entire life 271 00:13:08,457 --> 00:13:10,023 and you kept that from him? 272 00:13:10,025 --> 00:13:12,525 I know. I'm gonna tell him at some point. 273 00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:14,044 No, I need you to tell him today. 274 00:13:14,046 --> 00:13:16,631 I'm not... I'm not telling him today. 275 00:13:16,808 --> 00:13:18,578 Not on Thanksgiving. 276 00:13:18,772 --> 00:13:20,350 Beth... 277 00:13:20,352 --> 00:13:24,454 - I will do it in my own time. - You have had enough time. 278 00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:28,091 I need you to find the time to do it before you leave this house tonight... 279 00:13:28,093 --> 00:13:30,276 - or I will. - There she is. 280 00:13:30,278 --> 00:13:31,928 - Hey, Mom. - Hey. 281 00:13:31,930 --> 00:13:34,781 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving, my love. 282 00:13:34,783 --> 00:13:36,149 Wel... good to see you. 283 00:13:36,151 --> 00:13:37,801 - I'm sorry, I've been cooking. - No. 284 00:13:37,803 --> 00:13:39,202 Don't want to get anything on you. I got to go finish. 285 00:13:39,204 --> 00:13:41,654 - Just got to keep going. - No, no, I'm here to help chop. 286 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:44,941 I'll take it off. Thank you very much. 287 00:13:49,731 --> 00:13:51,915 How is it already 4:00? 288 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,033 Well, we spent the last two hours 289 00:13:54,035 --> 00:13:55,685 grocery store hopping, searching 290 00:13:55,687 --> 00:13:58,071 for the perfect cranberry sauce... which we found. 291 00:13:58,073 --> 00:14:01,784 - So, obviously worth it. - This sweater's so itchy. 292 00:14:01,794 --> 00:14:04,677 - Get your elbow out of my face! - You know what? No talking, 293 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:06,463 just listen to Graceland. 294 00:14:06,465 --> 00:14:09,015 We've already listened to Graceland like five times. 295 00:14:09,017 --> 00:14:11,598 Yeah. We get it, Dad. We can call him Al. 296 00:14:13,097 --> 00:14:15,071 Oh! 297 00:14:16,742 --> 00:14:18,475 Oh! 298 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,827 - Are you okay? - Everyone okay? 299 00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:23,346 - Yeah. - Breathe, breathe, breathe. 300 00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:27,400 We're okay. 301 00:14:27,402 --> 00:14:28,768 It's okay. 302 00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:30,587 Welcome back to the parade... 303 00:14:30,589 --> 00:14:32,238 Look at that. Ooh. 304 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,724 51 degrees in New York City. 305 00:14:34,726 --> 00:14:37,277 So, how are things with the new assistant working out? 306 00:14:37,279 --> 00:14:38,645 Uh, Kelsey? 307 00:14:38,647 --> 00:14:39,679 - Yeah. - Right? 308 00:14:39,681 --> 00:14:40,811 Uh, not great. 309 00:14:40,821 --> 00:14:44,083 She's been adding little one-liners to her e-mail signature. 310 00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:48,054 Monday's was, "If the glass is half-empty, add tequila." 311 00:14:48,056 --> 00:14:49,255 She sounds fun. 312 00:14:49,257 --> 00:14:52,357 Yeah, she sent that to the president of Chase Bank. 313 00:14:52,844 --> 00:14:54,844 - Hey, sweetheart, um... - Hmm? 314 00:14:54,846 --> 00:14:58,675 We should find some time to try and talk today. 315 00:14:58,685 --> 00:15:00,767 - Hello, hello. - That's Kevin and his date. 316 00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:02,502 - Girls? - Let's go say hi. To be continued. 317 00:15:02,504 --> 00:15:04,737 - Hey, Uncle Kevin. - How are you? 318 00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:06,189 - Good. - Good to see you, all right. 319 00:15:06,191 --> 00:15:07,340 - Got my keys? - Yup. 320 00:15:07,342 --> 00:15:08,892 Thank you. Hey, how you doing? 321 00:15:08,894 --> 00:15:10,059 - Mom. - Hello, sweetheart. 322 00:15:10,061 --> 00:15:12,378 - How are you? - Happy Thanksgiving. 323 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:14,063 Happy Thanksgiving, good to see you. 324 00:15:14,065 --> 00:15:15,665 - It's good to see you. - Hey. 325 00:15:15,902 --> 00:15:17,083 - Miguel. - Kevin. 326 00:15:17,085 --> 00:15:19,085 - Yep. - How's, uh, the play going? 327 00:15:19,087 --> 00:15:20,720 Having fun at rehearsals? 328 00:15:20,722 --> 00:15:22,622 Fun? 329 00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:25,708 No, Miguel, I'm not having any fun. It's emotionally brutal work. 330 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:27,304 - But thank you for asking. - Kevin. 331 00:15:27,314 --> 00:15:29,596 Okay. Look, uh, this is, oh, Olivia. 332 00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:31,498 - Hi... Hello. - Yeah. 333 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,665 - You're pretty. - Thank you. 334 00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:36,499 You look like Katy Perry. 335 00:15:36,509 --> 00:15:39,433 Uh, this is Tess and Annie and you've met my brother, Randall. 336 00:15:39,443 --> 00:15:40,680 The adopted one. 337 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,492 Yeah. 338 00:15:43,406 --> 00:15:46,029 - Hi, Olivia. I'm Rebecca. - Hi. 339 00:15:46,031 --> 00:15:47,972 Randall and Kevin's mother. Really glad you could 340 00:15:47,982 --> 00:15:49,299 join us for Thanksgiving. 341 00:15:49,301 --> 00:15:50,783 Well, thank you so much for having me. 342 00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:53,878 I mean, I hate Thanksgiving, but still. 343 00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:56,439 - You're very welcome. - Everyone, uh, 344 00:15:56,441 --> 00:15:57,540 - get our shoes on. - Good idea. 345 00:15:57,542 --> 00:16:01,137 Time to get our hike on. Hey, uh, Beth, William, let's go. 346 00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:02,946 Well, we don't do the hike, do we? 347 00:16:02,948 --> 00:16:05,331 Oh, absolutely. Pearson Family tradition. 348 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,734 You're gonna love it. 349 00:16:07,736 --> 00:16:09,752 You're gonna love it. 350 00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:13,729 You're not. You're not gon... You're gonna, you're gonna tolerate it. 351 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,934 What's exciting, The guy doing the sets won a Tony. 352 00:16:15,944 --> 00:16:17,558 - Really? - Yeah. 353 00:16:17,568 --> 00:16:19,762 - That is so great. - Right? 354 00:16:19,764 --> 00:16:22,999 What is the, uh, the name of the play again? 355 00:16:24,703 --> 00:16:26,135 What? Are you serious? 356 00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:27,470 - The Back of an Egg. - Back of an Egg. 357 00:16:27,472 --> 00:16:28,844 Yeah, Mom, I told you like eight times. 358 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,915 I know, I know, I'm sorry. I just, uh... 359 00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:33,226 Grandma and Grandpa, Tess found a dead bird. 360 00:16:33,228 --> 00:16:34,921 Oh, don't touch it. Here, show me where. 361 00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,658 - Come see! - Okay, come show it to me. 362 00:16:36,668 --> 00:16:40,217 So, your parents, they don't mind you skipping Thanksgiving? 363 00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:42,752 - No. - Really? 364 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,325 My mom used to make very elaborate Thanksgivings. 365 00:16:46,335 --> 00:16:48,725 She'd even make three kinds of pie. 366 00:16:48,727 --> 00:16:52,662 The right kind of pie could save us from our miserable selves. 367 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,477 Then, inevitably, Dad's beeper would go off, 368 00:16:55,487 --> 00:16:58,395 and he'd pretend it was the hospital, 369 00:16:58,405 --> 00:17:01,888 even though we all knew he was banging some nurse. 370 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,990 And Mom would get sad... 371 00:17:03,992 --> 00:17:06,984 and drunk and angry. 372 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,830 You know, the funny thing is, we had all those pies 373 00:17:10,832 --> 00:17:14,854 and I don't think we ever once made it to dessert. 374 00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:18,588 It pissed me off 'cause I really like pie. 375 00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:20,707 No, no. Relax, relax. 376 00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:22,842 - Have a seat. - All right. 377 00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:31,111 You know, I can go get the car. 378 00:17:31,121 --> 00:17:34,252 No, no, no, no, no. Just give me a minute. 379 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,635 Okay. 380 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,855 Hey, what'd you used to do for Thanksgiving? 381 00:17:40,865 --> 00:17:43,122 Oh, I'd spend it with my sober friends. 382 00:17:43,132 --> 00:17:45,093 - Cats I met in the meetings. - Mmm. 383 00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:47,058 A lot of 'em are musicians. 384 00:17:47,278 --> 00:17:48,667 Most of us didn't have family. 385 00:17:48,677 --> 00:17:51,460 None we were on speaking terms with, anyway. 386 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,735 So we'd have a big potluck. 387 00:17:53,745 --> 00:17:56,463 Everyone would bring their instruments, and we'd jam all night. 388 00:17:56,473 --> 00:17:58,013 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 389 00:17:58,023 --> 00:18:00,976 Otis Redding, Muddy Waters, you name it. 390 00:18:00,986 --> 00:18:02,617 One of the guys had an old tape player. 391 00:18:02,627 --> 00:18:05,468 He would record us for posterity. 392 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:09,939 Hmm. I was too sick to attend last year's, so... 393 00:18:09,941 --> 00:18:12,627 I started a whole new Thanksgiving tradition. 394 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,273 I'd listen to those tapes, 395 00:18:15,283 --> 00:18:18,114 and eat an entire Marie Callender's "pee-can" pie. 396 00:18:19,317 --> 00:18:21,417 Or "puh-kahn" pie. 397 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:26,863 Oh, man, I wish I would have packed those tapes. 398 00:18:27,462 --> 00:18:28,975 Oh, well. 399 00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:34,364 How long did you say this hike was? 400 00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:37,817 Exactly 3.4 miles. 401 00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:42,305 Jack, it's gonna get dark soon. 402 00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:44,957 What do we do now? 403 00:18:49,626 --> 00:18:50,983 Now we walk. 404 00:18:52,053 --> 00:18:53,783 - What? - Guys. 405 00:18:53,785 --> 00:18:56,006 Come on. It'll be like a fun little hike. 406 00:18:56,016 --> 00:18:57,343 Mom. 407 00:19:05,685 --> 00:19:06,849 Hey, Randall. 408 00:19:06,851 --> 00:19:08,809 They're finally letting us on the plane, 409 00:19:08,819 --> 00:19:10,320 four hours later. 410 00:19:10,322 --> 00:19:12,789 Um, so I'm gonna miss the movie. 411 00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:15,341 But I should make it in time for dinner. 412 00:19:15,884 --> 00:19:17,460 It's just gonna be me. 413 00:19:17,462 --> 00:19:19,229 I'll explain later. 414 00:19:19,231 --> 00:19:20,853 Okay, bye. 415 00:19:34,646 --> 00:19:37,196 Don't worry, I bought both these seats. 416 00:19:41,653 --> 00:19:43,219 Here's your seat belt extender. 417 00:19:43,221 --> 00:19:45,305 - Let's get you strapped in. - Oh, I-I got it. 418 00:19:45,307 --> 00:19:47,207 - Thank you. - You welcome. 419 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,139 Hi, folks, this your captain speaking. 420 00:19:56,149 --> 00:19:57,810 We've got a bit of a wait ahead of us, 421 00:19:57,820 --> 00:20:00,438 as we are 12th in line for takeoff. 422 00:20:01,328 --> 00:20:02,939 How are we not there yet? 423 00:20:02,941 --> 00:20:05,580 I feel like we've been walking for days. 424 00:20:06,928 --> 00:20:08,250 What was that sound? 425 00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,246 Oh, that's probably just an animal in the woods. 426 00:20:10,248 --> 00:20:11,814 - What? - Seriously? 427 00:20:11,816 --> 00:20:13,216 There are animals in the woods? 428 00:20:13,218 --> 00:20:15,201 Okay, okay, guys, I have an idea. 429 00:20:15,203 --> 00:20:18,598 Why don't we play a game? 430 00:20:19,021 --> 00:20:21,140 - Called The Thanksgiving Game? - Great idea. 431 00:20:21,142 --> 00:20:24,777 Everyone is going to tell us 432 00:20:24,779 --> 00:20:27,563 what their Thanksgiving is gonna be like when they grow up. 433 00:20:27,565 --> 00:20:29,060 - Kev, you start. - Easy. 434 00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:30,767 I'm gonna be a quarterback for the Steelers. 435 00:20:30,769 --> 00:20:32,535 I'll play a big game on Thanksgiving, 436 00:20:32,537 --> 00:20:34,277 then go home and eat an entire turkey. 437 00:20:34,287 --> 00:20:35,838 All right, you've given that some real thought. 438 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,573 Randall, what about you, bud, what are you gonna do? 439 00:20:37,575 --> 00:20:39,625 I'm not gonna celebrate Thanksgiving. 440 00:20:39,627 --> 00:20:40,793 Why not? 441 00:20:40,795 --> 00:20:42,307 When you're a grown up, 442 00:20:42,536 --> 00:20:44,439 you don't have to do stuff you hate. 443 00:20:44,449 --> 00:20:46,466 I didn't know no Thanksgiving was an option. 444 00:20:46,468 --> 00:20:48,831 - I'm not doing it either. - Me, neither. 445 00:20:48,841 --> 00:20:51,771 - I hate Thanksgiving. - You guys, come on. 446 00:20:51,773 --> 00:20:54,757 Grandma and Grandpa aren't that bad. 447 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,813 - What? - It's not just them. 448 00:20:57,945 --> 00:20:59,362 It's you. 449 00:21:01,687 --> 00:21:04,200 You're always mean when we're at their house and... 450 00:21:04,202 --> 00:21:06,135 you always have this weird... 451 00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:07,620 - and high voice. - Okay. 452 00:21:07,622 --> 00:21:09,739 Okay. Don't listen to 'em. 453 00:21:09,741 --> 00:21:11,240 Kids are delusional from the cold. 454 00:21:11,242 --> 00:21:12,458 - Keep walking. - The cold? 455 00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:14,367 Zip it, you. 456 00:21:15,096 --> 00:21:18,031 Come on, don't listen to 'em. 457 00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:19,749 Come on. 458 00:21:21,991 --> 00:21:24,896 Okay, everybody get cider, movie starts in ten. 459 00:21:24,906 --> 00:21:27,407 Okay. Jackets off, girls. 460 00:21:31,896 --> 00:21:34,622 Hey, um, I'm gonna run to William's apartment real quick. 461 00:21:34,632 --> 00:21:35,467 What 462 00:21:35,477 --> 00:21:37,401 No, I know, I know. But I'll be back before the movie's over. 463 00:21:37,411 --> 00:21:39,736 - You got to keep an eye on the turkey. - No. I mean, why are you...? 464 00:21:39,738 --> 00:21:42,307 Look, he's... he's got these tapes of him and his friends 465 00:21:42,317 --> 00:21:43,889 playing music, and listening to them 466 00:21:43,899 --> 00:21:45,945 is kind of his Thanksgiving thing. 467 00:21:45,955 --> 00:21:47,747 You're gonna drive two hours 468 00:21:47,757 --> 00:21:49,195 - to go pick up some tapes? - I think... 469 00:21:49,197 --> 00:21:53,082 That's a little extreme. this may be his last Thanksgiving, Beth. 470 00:21:54,599 --> 00:21:56,951 Yeah, so that's why you need to get your ass on the road. 471 00:21:56,961 --> 00:21:59,365 - Hurry up. - Thank you. 472 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,775 - Daddy, is it time to start the movie? - Yep. You guys 473 00:22:02,777 --> 00:22:05,078 watch it without me. Uh, Daddy's got to run a quick errand. 474 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,707 Oh, but you, uh, you love Police Academy III. 475 00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:10,509 I know. That Steve Guttenberg gets me every time. 476 00:22:10,519 --> 00:22:13,051 Why don't I come with you and keep you company? 477 00:22:13,061 --> 00:22:15,555 And miss the movie? That's your favorite Thanksgiving tradition. 478 00:22:15,557 --> 00:22:18,558 No, ma'am. I'll be fine. Oh, um, Kate got a new flight. 479 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,376 She'll be here just in time for dinner. 480 00:22:20,378 --> 00:22:23,413 She's not bringing the boyfriend. Sounds like drama. 481 00:22:23,415 --> 00:22:25,659 Don't know what happened. All right. Bye. See you. 482 00:22:25,669 --> 00:22:27,250 I'll see you soon, William. 483 00:22:28,612 --> 00:22:30,553 I will go get you some cider. 484 00:22:30,555 --> 00:22:31,988 Thank you, honey. 485 00:22:34,355 --> 00:22:35,557 Hey. 486 00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:37,624 Hey. 487 00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:39,662 So, I, uh... 488 00:22:40,429 --> 00:22:41,564 I know that you and Thanksgiving 489 00:22:41,566 --> 00:22:43,382 have a... somewhat of a spotty past, 490 00:22:43,384 --> 00:22:46,102 but, um... I wanted you to know 491 00:22:46,104 --> 00:22:49,071 that no matter what happens this year, 492 00:22:49,073 --> 00:22:51,474 you're gonna make it to the pie. 493 00:22:57,721 --> 00:22:59,549 - Hey, Kevin. - Yeah... 494 00:22:59,551 --> 00:23:01,017 Hey. 495 00:23:01,019 --> 00:23:02,418 Uh... 496 00:23:02,746 --> 00:23:04,871 I was just kind of wondering if... 497 00:23:04,873 --> 00:23:07,777 maybe this year, I could wear the hat? 498 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,745 - Oh, you want to wear the hat? - Yeah, I do. 499 00:23:11,755 --> 00:23:13,563 Every year we do your family's traditions, 500 00:23:13,565 --> 00:23:15,444 which is fine. I-I enjoy them. 501 00:23:15,454 --> 00:23:18,017 But I think it would be nice if just once 502 00:23:18,019 --> 00:23:21,264 I got to wear the hat for Tess and Annie. 503 00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:23,355 Well, uh, gee. 504 00:23:24,042 --> 00:23:25,725 Miguel, that's not gonna happen. 505 00:23:25,727 --> 00:23:28,376 See, my... my dad wore the hat. 506 00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:31,349 And now Randall and I wear the hat. We take turns 507 00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:32,748 wearing the hat. This year it's my turn 508 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:34,763 to wear the hat. So... you know, 509 00:23:34,773 --> 00:23:35,939 no dice. 510 00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:37,170 Okay. 511 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,476 Can you believe that guy? Wants to wear the hat. I wear the hat 512 00:23:43,478 --> 00:23:46,407 and Randall wears the hat. That's how we do it. 513 00:23:46,671 --> 00:23:48,814 I'm sorry. I can't do this. 514 00:23:51,224 --> 00:23:52,713 Can't do what? 515 00:23:55,273 --> 00:23:57,685 I can't be who you want me to be. 516 00:23:57,695 --> 00:23:59,724 I should... I should go. 517 00:23:59,734 --> 00:24:03,645 - What? Hold on. Wait a minute. - Please, don't try to stop me. 518 00:24:03,655 --> 00:24:07,355 And please stop trying to see something in me that isn't there. 519 00:24:08,921 --> 00:24:10,490 Olivia... 520 00:24:15,289 --> 00:24:17,553 - Hey, I see something. - What? 521 00:24:17,555 --> 00:24:18,871 There it is. 522 00:24:18,873 --> 00:24:19,905 - Oh, yes! - Oh, yeah! 523 00:24:19,907 --> 00:24:21,173 - Come on. - Thank you! 524 00:24:21,175 --> 00:24:22,541 Are they gonna get us a tow truck in there? 525 00:24:22,543 --> 00:24:25,060 Yes, baby, because it's a Thanksgiving miracle! 526 00:24:25,062 --> 00:24:26,537 - Come on. - Yay! 527 00:24:26,547 --> 00:24:27,929 Come on. 528 00:24:27,931 --> 00:24:31,049 Yeah. I can't get you a tow truck tonight. 529 00:24:32,202 --> 00:24:33,609 Why not? 530 00:24:35,344 --> 00:24:38,350 Because it's Thanksgiving. Everything's closed. 531 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,991 If I were you, I'd just call someone to pick you up 532 00:24:39,993 --> 00:24:42,043 and deal with the car in the morning. 533 00:24:42,538 --> 00:24:44,830 Okay. Why don't you get the kids some snacks 534 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,616 to tide them over, and I will go call my parents. 535 00:24:48,752 --> 00:24:51,800 Go sit in the booth. Come on. Sit down. 536 00:24:58,988 --> 00:25:02,288 Could we get... those hot dogs to go? 537 00:25:02,382 --> 00:25:04,769 Hi, Mom. It's me. 538 00:25:05,201 --> 00:25:09,554 Yeah, I know what time it is. I'm sorry. We had a tire blow out. 539 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:14,543 Yeah. Everybody's okay. We're fine. We're okay. 540 00:25:15,107 --> 00:25:17,664 I didn't call you sooner because I couldn't call you sooner. 541 00:25:17,674 --> 00:25:19,620 That's why I'm calling you now. 542 00:25:19,630 --> 00:25:21,850 I know how hard you work to prepare dinner, Mom. 543 00:25:21,852 --> 00:25:24,436 Do you really think that we wanted to drive through a fence? 544 00:25:24,438 --> 00:25:27,205 Can you just have Dad come and... 545 00:25:31,712 --> 00:25:32,844 No. 546 00:25:32,846 --> 00:25:34,896 No, no, no, no, no. I am not gonna 547 00:25:34,898 --> 00:25:36,965 subject my kids to that this year. 548 00:25:36,967 --> 00:25:38,366 So... 549 00:25:39,219 --> 00:25:40,969 we're not coming. 550 00:25:41,556 --> 00:25:43,631 We're not coming anymore. 551 00:25:44,283 --> 00:25:45,840 Sorry. 552 00:25:47,105 --> 00:25:48,937 - Hmm. - Okay. 553 00:25:50,047 --> 00:25:51,863 So, what's the new plan? 554 00:25:56,816 --> 00:25:59,293 Uh, I guess we're having Thanksgiving 555 00:25:59,303 --> 00:26:01,022 at the Pinewood Lodge. Pinewood Lodge. 556 00:26:01,024 --> 00:26:03,158 I love it. I love it. 557 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,744 I love it. 558 00:26:06,034 --> 00:26:08,597 I can't believe I just did that. 559 00:26:09,397 --> 00:26:11,100 - I really did that. - We'll worry about it later. You did. 560 00:26:11,110 --> 00:26:13,134 Let's get the kids. 561 00:26:17,634 --> 00:26:19,880 I just came out for some air. 562 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:21,995 I'm waiting for my Uber. 563 00:26:23,472 --> 00:26:25,297 I don't know what that is. 564 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,979 How does it feel to be dying? 565 00:26:46,767 --> 00:26:49,070 It feels... 566 00:26:49,851 --> 00:26:54,768 like all these beautiful pieces of life are flying around me and... 567 00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:57,295 I'm trying to catch them. 568 00:26:59,636 --> 00:27:01,800 When my granddaughter falls asleep in my lap, 569 00:27:02,522 --> 00:27:06,446 I try to catch the feeling of her breathing against me. 570 00:27:06,596 --> 00:27:09,122 And when I make my son laugh, 571 00:27:09,298 --> 00:27:12,711 I try to catch the sound of him laughing. 572 00:27:12,713 --> 00:27:15,146 How it rolls up from his chest. 573 00:27:18,882 --> 00:27:23,421 But the pieces are moving faster now, and I can't catch them all. 574 00:27:23,922 --> 00:27:26,822 I can feel them slipping through my fingertips. 575 00:27:28,024 --> 00:27:30,802 And soon where there used to be my granddaughter breathing 576 00:27:30,812 --> 00:27:34,301 and my son laughing, there will be... 577 00:27:34,706 --> 00:27:35,917 nothing. 578 00:27:39,776 --> 00:27:41,124 Oh. 579 00:27:42,032 --> 00:27:45,418 I know it feels like you have all the time in the world. 580 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:47,829 But you don't. 581 00:27:48,205 --> 00:27:50,540 So, stop playing it so cool. 582 00:27:50,813 --> 00:27:53,147 Catch the moments of your life. 583 00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:56,567 Catch them while you're young and quick. 584 00:27:56,569 --> 00:27:59,403 Because sooner than you know it, you'll be old. 585 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:01,805 And slow. 586 00:28:02,247 --> 00:28:04,908 And there'll be no more of them to catch. 587 00:28:07,028 --> 00:28:11,515 And when a nice boy who adores you offers you pie, 588 00:28:11,517 --> 00:28:13,113 say thank you. 589 00:28:42,385 --> 00:28:44,248 Thank you for the pie. 590 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:56,009 Such a good movie. 591 00:28:56,253 --> 00:28:58,345 By far the best Police Academy. 592 00:29:06,338 --> 00:29:08,822 Go get it! 593 00:29:13,463 --> 00:29:14,832 Hi. 594 00:29:15,564 --> 00:29:17,114 The name's Pilgrim Rick. 595 00:29:17,116 --> 00:29:20,083 I take it you come in search of lodging. 596 00:29:21,435 --> 00:29:23,854 You're doing a bit. You're doing a bit... 597 00:29:23,856 --> 00:29:25,472 Uh, yeah. 598 00:29:25,474 --> 00:29:27,708 We're... we're in search of lodging. 599 00:29:28,359 --> 00:29:29,660 I needed a warm bed, too, 600 00:29:29,662 --> 00:29:32,863 when I finally made my way off the Mayflower. 601 00:29:33,115 --> 00:29:35,516 Do you know about the Mayflower, little kiddies? 602 00:29:35,518 --> 00:29:38,318 Uh, yep. They do know all about 603 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,078 - the Mayflower. - Uh, we'll just... we'll take 604 00:29:40,088 --> 00:29:41,672 your finest room, Rick. 605 00:29:44,119 --> 00:29:45,442 Pilgrim Rick. 606 00:29:51,799 --> 00:29:53,433 Be careful. 607 00:29:55,756 --> 00:29:56,913 Oh. 608 00:29:58,906 --> 00:30:01,391 Yeah, I got it, I got it. 609 00:30:02,089 --> 00:30:03,243 Is that real? 610 00:30:03,245 --> 00:30:05,229 No, of course not. 611 00:30:05,231 --> 00:30:07,231 Why is it so hot in here? 612 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,235 Because the furnace is on high. 613 00:30:13,261 --> 00:30:16,017 The furnace is stuck on high, Jack. 614 00:30:16,027 --> 00:30:18,225 Mom, can we take off our dress clothes, please? 615 00:30:18,227 --> 00:30:20,738 Yes, yes, everybody can strip down. 616 00:30:20,748 --> 00:30:23,096 - Yes. - Hey, who, uh... 617 00:30:23,504 --> 00:30:26,466 who wants one of the most delicious 618 00:30:27,290 --> 00:30:29,786 gas station hot dogs 619 00:30:30,167 --> 00:30:32,767 in the whole wide Connecticut woods, huh? 620 00:30:35,371 --> 00:30:37,110 That's cold. Can't eat those. 621 00:30:37,112 --> 00:30:40,849 Or how 'bout instead some, uh, Kraft Singles? Saltines? Yeah? 622 00:30:40,859 --> 00:30:44,459 Is this really what we're gonna have for Thanksgiving dinner? 623 00:30:45,517 --> 00:30:47,258 This TV has zero channels. 624 00:30:47,268 --> 00:30:49,818 I should have had my dad come to get us. 625 00:30:51,067 --> 00:30:53,794 Hey, you know what? Um, get the kids settled. 626 00:30:53,796 --> 00:30:57,002 I'm gonna talk to Pilgrim Rick, uh, about, uh... 627 00:30:57,108 --> 00:31:00,154 about the furnace. I'll... I'll be right back. 628 00:31:00,462 --> 00:31:03,111 Guys, really, I can't interest you in cheese and crackers? 629 00:31:03,121 --> 00:31:05,005 No. 630 00:31:23,821 --> 00:31:25,042 Hey. 631 00:31:25,044 --> 00:31:26,519 There we go. 632 00:32:13,283 --> 00:32:14,796 Sorry about that folks. 633 00:32:14,806 --> 00:32:17,260 Just some very fast moving cold front. 634 00:32:17,262 --> 00:32:19,295 Nothing to worry about. But please, 635 00:32:19,297 --> 00:32:22,715 remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened. 636 00:32:22,717 --> 00:32:24,398 Sorry, 637 00:32:24,512 --> 00:32:27,036 I thought I was gonna die. 638 00:32:27,038 --> 00:32:29,856 Me, too. 639 00:32:34,765 --> 00:32:37,997 I almost died married to a man who's obviously cheating on me. 640 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:40,316 My kids are out of the house now. 641 00:32:40,318 --> 00:32:43,219 I have no reason to stay with him anymore. 642 00:32:45,983 --> 00:32:48,024 I'm gonna get a divorce. 643 00:32:49,515 --> 00:32:51,339 Life's too short. 644 00:33:01,224 --> 00:33:02,510 Oh, that must be your dad. 645 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,657 Dad has a key. 646 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:06,272 Uh, 647 00:33:06,459 --> 00:33:08,657 - who is it? - It's Pilgrim Rick! 648 00:33:08,878 --> 00:33:09,961 Um, 649 00:33:09,971 --> 00:33:11,462 Pilgrim Rick, we're... 650 00:33:11,464 --> 00:33:13,470 - We're okay, actually. - I'm here to fix the furnace! 651 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,003 Yeah, we're fine, Pilgrim Rick. 652 00:33:15,013 --> 00:33:16,851 I'm coming in! 653 00:33:18,354 --> 00:33:19,470 Jack! 654 00:33:22,241 --> 00:33:24,661 There's no Jack here, it's Pilgrim Rick. 655 00:33:25,615 --> 00:33:27,244 Do you kiddies know about the Mayflower? 656 00:33:27,246 --> 00:33:29,680 Huh? Huh? 657 00:33:29,690 --> 00:33:32,553 What if I told you a little Thanksgiving story? 658 00:33:33,152 --> 00:33:34,485 How about a kiss for an old Pilgrim? 659 00:33:34,487 --> 00:33:35,736 - No... - No, no, 660 00:33:35,738 --> 00:33:37,088 no, no, no, mmm... 661 00:33:37,090 --> 00:33:38,723 Mwah! 662 00:33:40,271 --> 00:33:42,913 Tonight, on the itinerary... 663 00:33:42,923 --> 00:33:45,196 of the Pinewood Lodge, 664 00:33:45,198 --> 00:33:47,264 a movie... 665 00:33:48,631 --> 00:33:50,489 and an indoor picnic. 666 00:33:50,499 --> 00:33:52,203 Yes! 667 00:33:52,846 --> 00:33:54,672 Ooh. 668 00:33:54,674 --> 00:33:56,057 Get the pillows! 669 00:33:56,059 --> 00:33:57,836 I found it in the office. 670 00:33:57,846 --> 00:33:59,178 - Police Academy III? - Yeah. 671 00:33:59,180 --> 00:34:00,597 You sure that's appropriate? 672 00:34:00,599 --> 00:34:01,881 Ah, it was either that or 9 1/2 Weeks. 673 00:34:01,883 --> 00:34:02,899 So... 674 00:34:02,901 --> 00:34:05,885 - Police Academy III, guys! Yeah. - So, 675 00:34:05,887 --> 00:34:08,083 we are going to... 676 00:34:08,093 --> 00:34:11,545 skewer our hotdogs 677 00:34:12,386 --> 00:34:13,910 and then... 678 00:34:13,912 --> 00:34:15,728 we're gonna roast 'em... 679 00:34:19,665 --> 00:34:21,317 on an open furnace flame. 680 00:34:21,319 --> 00:34:23,803 And then once they get all toasty and warm, 681 00:34:23,805 --> 00:34:25,638 we're gonna wrap it in cheese 682 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,541 and then roll it in crushed up crackers. 683 00:34:28,543 --> 00:34:30,743 Thanksgiving cheese dogs. 684 00:34:30,745 --> 00:34:32,679 - Cool. - Get a stick, come on. 685 00:34:32,681 --> 00:34:34,514 - All right, go. - Yes! 686 00:34:34,516 --> 00:34:36,883 - I want a stick. - Here you go, Pilgrim Rick. 687 00:34:36,885 --> 00:34:38,635 Thanks, buddy. 688 00:34:44,705 --> 00:34:46,376 Okay, who's up first? 689 00:34:46,378 --> 00:34:47,692 Me. 690 00:34:50,548 --> 00:34:52,899 And that's the kind of dog you guys want? 691 00:34:52,901 --> 00:34:55,335 Oh, come on, guys. 692 00:34:55,337 --> 00:34:57,153 Somebody call for Pilgrim Rick? 693 00:34:57,155 --> 00:34:59,255 I'm sorry I'm late but, uh, I had to make 694 00:34:59,257 --> 00:35:01,212 a little pit stop at the Mayflower. Turns out Pilgrim Rick is 695 00:35:01,222 --> 00:35:03,292 lactose intolerant. Well, anyway, 696 00:35:03,294 --> 00:35:04,594 I'm here now and I'm looking for 697 00:35:04,596 --> 00:35:07,495 a couple of young little pilgrims... 698 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,693 to... help me out with the, uh... 699 00:35:14,751 --> 00:35:17,670 uh, well the truth is, I am... I'm actually not Pilgrim Rick. 700 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,309 I'm Pilgrim Kevin. Uncle Kevin, really. 701 00:35:20,311 --> 00:35:21,961 Um... 702 00:35:21,963 --> 00:35:23,279 probably hard for you to tell, though. 703 00:35:23,281 --> 00:35:27,266 My acting has become so stellar, all this stage acting. 704 00:35:27,268 --> 00:35:30,880 Um, don't be sad though, the-the real Pilgrim Rick is... 705 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:33,312 Is right behind you. 706 00:35:36,024 --> 00:35:37,120 Come on. 707 00:35:37,130 --> 00:35:38,628 Uh, are you sure? 708 00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,165 Have fun. 709 00:35:42,167 --> 00:35:44,100 - Pilgrim Rick! - Yay! 710 00:35:44,102 --> 00:35:46,185 It's me, Pilgrim Rick! 711 00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:49,466 You kiddies know about the Mayflower? 712 00:35:49,476 --> 00:35:52,570 Let Pilgrim Rick tell you a Thanksgiving story. 713 00:35:52,580 --> 00:35:54,185 In 1620... 714 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,361 Find what you needed? 715 00:35:55,363 --> 00:35:57,180 - Yeah. - All right. 716 00:35:57,182 --> 00:35:59,148 Good. Uh, where's Kate? 717 00:36:01,079 --> 00:36:03,069 She, uh... 718 00:36:03,071 --> 00:36:05,838 texted, she'll... She'll be here soon. 719 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,340 Okay. 720 00:36:07,342 --> 00:36:08,991 Everybody's starving, you want to get started? 721 00:36:08,993 --> 00:36:10,386 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 722 00:36:10,396 --> 00:36:12,311 Hey, Pilgrim Rick. Can you lead us into the dining room? 723 00:36:12,313 --> 00:36:14,864 - It's time for dinner. - Absolutely. 724 00:36:14,866 --> 00:36:16,599 Everybody, let's go put on a feast. 725 00:36:24,954 --> 00:36:27,502 What else can I help with? 726 00:36:27,634 --> 00:36:29,022 Okay. 727 00:36:31,843 --> 00:36:33,309 All right. 728 00:36:54,735 --> 00:36:56,652 Shall we start with the yarn? 729 00:36:56,654 --> 00:36:58,470 Here, you do the honors. 730 00:36:58,472 --> 00:36:59,588 Thank you. 731 00:37:03,512 --> 00:37:05,712 This is probably the greatest movie ever made. 732 00:37:05,722 --> 00:37:08,888 - Yeah? - This sweater's so itchy. 733 00:37:08,898 --> 00:37:11,400 Here, let me have it. 734 00:37:14,838 --> 00:37:16,505 I have, uh... 735 00:37:16,507 --> 00:37:18,972 I have an idea for one more Thanksgiving tradition 736 00:37:18,982 --> 00:37:21,393 before we go to bed. Come here. 737 00:37:21,395 --> 00:37:22,761 What is it? 738 00:37:22,763 --> 00:37:24,529 So we're all gonna go around 739 00:37:24,531 --> 00:37:26,067 and say what we're thankful for. 740 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:28,350 And then whoever's turn it is, 741 00:37:28,352 --> 00:37:30,302 is going to pull on this yarn 742 00:37:30,304 --> 00:37:32,704 and then throw it to the next person. 743 00:37:35,092 --> 00:37:36,708 Okay. 744 00:37:36,966 --> 00:37:39,363 I am thankful... 745 00:37:39,373 --> 00:37:40,966 for my family. 746 00:37:42,066 --> 00:37:46,051 I'm thankful that we're all safe. 747 00:37:46,053 --> 00:37:47,778 And... 748 00:37:47,788 --> 00:37:50,255 there's no one in the world 749 00:37:50,257 --> 00:37:52,621 I'd rather be too hot 750 00:37:52,631 --> 00:37:54,142 or too cold with. 751 00:37:59,299 --> 00:38:01,850 I am thankful for my family. 752 00:38:02,652 --> 00:38:05,320 I am thankful that everyone's safe. 753 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,816 And there is no one in the whole world 754 00:38:09,826 --> 00:38:11,893 I'd rather be too hot 755 00:38:11,895 --> 00:38:13,845 or too cold with. 756 00:38:14,589 --> 00:38:16,637 Grandma always says the same thing. 757 00:38:17,853 --> 00:38:20,001 Yeah, she does, doesn't she? 758 00:38:30,042 --> 00:38:31,971 Is everything all right, baby? 759 00:38:35,151 --> 00:38:37,251 Um... you girls should go upstairs and play 760 00:38:37,261 --> 00:38:38,637 in Tess's room for a little while. 761 00:38:38,639 --> 00:38:40,405 - But... - Come on. 762 00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:58,059 Why is there a photo of me 763 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:01,026 and a letter that you sent to William's apartment? 764 00:39:15,859 --> 00:39:16,992 - Randall... - No, you know what? 765 00:39:16,994 --> 00:39:20,479 Don't... don't speak. Please, don't just... um... 766 00:39:20,481 --> 00:39:21,880 I went to William's apartment 767 00:39:21,882 --> 00:39:24,249 to get his old Thanksgiving tapes. 768 00:39:24,711 --> 00:39:28,200 I was about to go and I saw this envelope. 769 00:39:28,623 --> 00:39:29,883 I said, 770 00:39:31,227 --> 00:39:32,891 I know that handwriting. 771 00:39:32,893 --> 00:39:35,327 That's my mother's handwriting, but how-how could that be? 772 00:39:35,329 --> 00:39:37,112 That... it doesn't make sense, right? 773 00:39:37,114 --> 00:39:39,613 So... 774 00:39:40,934 --> 00:39:42,334 I, uh... 775 00:39:43,233 --> 00:39:44,870 "Dear William, 776 00:39:45,356 --> 00:39:47,672 I'm sorry I had to leave in such a hurry. 777 00:39:48,252 --> 00:39:51,264 But it was wonderful to see you looking so well 778 00:39:51,274 --> 00:39:54,546 after all these years." 779 00:39:57,484 --> 00:40:00,758 After all these years. 780 00:40:04,682 --> 00:40:06,241 Randall, you have to understand... 781 00:40:06,251 --> 00:40:09,748 Understand what? That you knew my father? 782 00:40:13,437 --> 00:40:17,219 That you kept him from me my entire life? 783 00:40:19,289 --> 00:40:21,776 - Everything that I... - Just stop... Just stop! 784 00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:24,125 Please, stop. 785 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,341 I can't... I can't even look at you. 786 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:37,068 And all the times I asked you about my family. 787 00:40:37,078 --> 00:40:39,828 And if I hadn't found him on my own, I'd.... 788 00:40:43,573 --> 00:40:45,430 - I got to go. - Wait. 789 00:40:48,503 --> 00:40:49,901 Just wait a second, honey. 790 00:40:49,903 --> 00:40:51,506 - Please, babe. - I just gotta get some time alone. 791 00:40:51,516 --> 00:40:53,421 - Excuse me. - Hey... 792 00:40:53,423 --> 00:40:56,224 Hey, guys. Sorry I'm so late. 793 00:40:56,639 --> 00:40:58,426 I have an announcement. 794 00:40:58,661 --> 00:41:01,683 I've decided to have gastric bypass surgery. 795 00:41:07,219 --> 00:41:09,154 Your family is amazing. 796 00:41:14,699 --> 00:41:15,744 Mom? 797 00:41:16,179 --> 00:41:18,163 Yeah, baby. 798 00:41:18,165 --> 00:41:20,532 I changed my mind. 799 00:41:20,534 --> 00:41:23,635 I want to have Thanksgiving when I grow up. 800 00:41:23,637 --> 00:41:24,719 You do? 801 00:41:24,721 --> 00:41:26,089 Yeah. 802 00:41:27,407 --> 00:41:29,491 I know how I want it to be. 803 00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:31,023 How? 804 00:41:31,745 --> 00:41:33,345 Like tonight. 805 00:41:33,347 --> 00:41:35,480 I want every Thanksgiving 806 00:41:35,482 --> 00:41:38,856 to be like this for the rest of my life. 807 00:41:42,427 --> 00:41:43,655 Mm. 808 00:41:44,023 --> 00:41:48,437 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 55166

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