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Previously on "This Is Us"...
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- Toby.
- Kate.
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I can't fall for a fat person right now.
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It's always gonna be about
the weight for me, Toby.
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I'm done dieting, okay?
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Wait.
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I wonder if I could check
on him from time to time.
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No.
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Hey, Mom! Hey, Miguel.
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I'm Rebecca. I'm Randall's mother.
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Very nice to meet you.
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Uh, nice to meet you as well.
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It's in the book of poems that
Randall's had since he was a baby.
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The one I gave Rebecca back in the day.
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Rebecca, this is Beth.
Yeah, um, so William just told me
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something really interesting.
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About the two of you.
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You will never defeat Shredder.
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- Get away, Shredder.
- Boys.
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I just ironed those shirts.
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No roughhousing until we get
to Grandma and Grandpa's.
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And no roughhousing when we get
to Grandma and Grandpa's, either.
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I want you to just sit there
quietly, okay? Maybe mention
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what a good mom I am if it comes
up naturally in conversation.
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I hate this stupid
sweater. It's so itchy.
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I know, baby doll,
but Grandma knit it just for you.
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She didn't do a really good job.
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I hate going to Grandma and Grandpa's.
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Whenever we take pictures,
they always say,
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"Okay, okay, now one
with just the twins."
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I will talk to them about that. Again.
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Okay, get excited, people.
Annual Thanksgiving road trip.
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I've got snacks.
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I got Cool Ranch.
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I've got Paul Simon.
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- Now everyone, go pee.
- We already peed.
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Go pee again,
six-hour road trip, come on.
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- Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
- But... but we already went.
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Don't get anything
on your chinos, please.
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Do you hear me?
They inherited your aim, Jack.
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Hey, cranberry looks great.
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I know. Great is not good enough,
it has to be perfect.
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Because my sister's sweet
potato pie is gonna be perfect,
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and I can't stand to hear my
mother's passive-aggressive BS
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if my sauce is not absolutely perfect.
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Perfect. Babe, it is perfect.
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It is, it's perfect.
Or, as your mother would say,
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"Becky, it's to die for."
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- Can I have the nutmeg, please?
- Oh. Yeah.
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I'm sorry. I know this is not a fun way
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- to spend the holiday.
- Not fun? Are you kidding me?
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Listening to your sister's husband brag
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about his expensive CD
player for three hours
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is the definition of fun.
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So, always thought that,
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when my folks die, we get to
do our own thing, you know?
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Make up our own stupid
traditions with the kids.
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That's because you're a very,
very naive man.
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Yeah? Thank you.
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- Oh!
- Oops.
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Okay, okay.
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- Boys, change, change, change.
- Sorry.
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- Step over this and change.
- Sorry.
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For me it's cranberry sauce.
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Sweet potatoes with marshmallow crust.
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Bacon wrapped dates.
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Jell-O with the little pieces
of fruit floating on the inside
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- and then whipped cream on top.
- Oh!
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My weakness is stuffing.
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- Mm.
- I could eat a whole bowl of it,
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but this is my first Thanksgiving
since my gastric bypass surgery,
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so my stomach's now
the size of a walnut.
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Which means if I overdo it,
I'll be holed up in the bathroom
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vomiting my guts out, while
everybody else is watching football.
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But, hey, I've lost
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30 pounds now so far.
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So, worth it.
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- Right?
- Yes,
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yes it is.
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Now, for everybody else,
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Thanksgiving is full of triggers.
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So we have to stay vigilant.
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But I know you guys can do it.
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This is great.
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Mm.
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So, Thanksgiving in New York.
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It's gonna be great. The Big Apple.
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I hope your mom likes me.
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- Toby...
- You know, what am I worried about?
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Parents love me,
I'll tell them the story
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about the time I met Streisand.
Parents love Streisand.
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I don't think that you should
come with me to New York.
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What? Why? Why not?
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Because I think we should take a break.
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A... a break?
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Mm-hmm.
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Why?
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Because I've been dreading this date.
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Because I knew that you would
eat that and I would eat this.
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And because ever since you stopped
dieting, I have felt weak.
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Oh, no, I was weak.
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The other night I stuffed my
face full of powdered donuts,
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and then I cried myself to sleep.
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Yup.
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And, listen, if you don't want
to lose weight, that's fine
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because that's your choice.
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But I told...
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I told you that when I met you,
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that I couldn't fall for a fat person.
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But you did.
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You fell-you fell for me.
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So now what?
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You're just gonna throw me away?
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I used to watch romantic comedies
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where... the perfect,
charming, Hugh-Grant-guy
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would bend over backwards
for the woman that he loves.
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And I... would think,
"If I could have that,
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that I would be happy."
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And then I met you.
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And you were better than them.
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You were better than my wildest dreams.
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Um...
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But I'm still not happy, Toby.
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Um, and it's not just about my weight.
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It's...
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it's just...
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I've got to get a handle on myself,
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on the weight and on all of it.
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And I, um...
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God, I-I need that more than
anything right now, and I want it.
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I want it more than anything right now.
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Even more than me?
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Well, it sounds like you've
made up your mind, so...
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
We're back Monday at 10:00.
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Uh, Olivia, I'm guessing you probably
don't celebrate Thanksgiving, right?
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My mum's American.
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I am definitely not getting
together with relatives I hate
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so we can gorge ourselves on dry bird,
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while pretending that we'd
ever have anything to do
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with each other if we
weren't related by blood.
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Wow. So what are you gonna do then?
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I shall be going to my favorite
dive bar in Sunset Park
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where they'll be playing Rocky II.
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Because they're always playing Rocky II,
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and I shall watch Rocky II
with my favorite
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borderline senile bartender, Benny,
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whilst drinking three to five bourbons.
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Have a good break, Kevin.
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You should celebrate
Thanksgiving with me
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and my family, if you,
you know, if you want.
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Kevin.
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I'm not spending
Thanksgiving in New Jersey
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meeting the walking
slices of Wonder Bread
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responsible for... this.
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Okay, Wonder Bread. Wow, all
right, you are way off, sister.
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My family is, uh, we're like
whatever the most interesting
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kind of bread would be... You
know, we're like multigrain bread.
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Except we're not that healthy.
We're like, uh...
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we would be ciabatta bread.
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That's what we are. Check this out.
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My mother is, uh, married to
my dead dad's best friend.
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I have a twin sister who
is seriously overweight.
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And I have an adopted black brother
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who just recently reconnected with
his biological father who is dying.
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Now, don't you want to
see that up close, huh?
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I mean, come on, you're
the one always saying that
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the more time we spend together
in our personal lives,
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the more it's gonna look like
we're married on stage, right?
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So, there's that.
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Plus Rocky II is not the
best Rocky... movie, is it?
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- So...
- Fine.
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Pick me up at noon tomorrow.
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Just like that... Oh, hey, um, you
know, if we want to beat traffic...
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- Noon.
- We'll do noon.
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- Wake up, baby.
- Mm?
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- It's turkey day.
- Mm-hmm.
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What, it's too early, babe.
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Meet me in the kitchen in ten minutes.
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Wake up!
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Wake up, my darlings!
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Hey.
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Thanksgiving prep
starts in nine minutes.
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Kitchen! Let's go!
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Hey. Wake up, old man.
It's Thanksgiving.
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Meet me in the kitchen in
eight minutes, come on.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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- Wake up, Kevin!
- Oh! Oh, my God!
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Report to kitchen in
T-minus seven minutes.
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Come on.
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Yeah, no, it's good because
it's time to get up anyway.
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Hey, finally, some help.
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- You're on potato duty.
- Oh, nice.
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What, is that your
potato mashing jacket?
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Uh, sorry I can't help you.
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I got to pick up Olivia.
I need the keys.
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It's hanging up on the wall, man,
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right there.
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So, when do, uh,
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Mom and Miguel get here? Mom and
Miguel get here any minute.
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He's our stepdad, not ISIS.
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- Oh.
- Hey, don't forget you're in charge
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- of picking up the hot dogs.
- I have hot dogs,
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- Kraft singles and the saltines.
- Yeah.
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It's not my first Pearson Thanksgiving.
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Excited to meet your girlfriend.
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Okay, Olivia's not my
girlfriend, okay...
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- Okay.
- ...and you're gonna be cool.
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Randall, look it, eye contact, please.
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- You're gonna be cool, right?
- Oh, baby, I'm as cool
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as the other side of the
pillow. You feel me?
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Yeah. Yeah, here's the thing.
You're not allowed to talk to her.
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Cause she'll want me?
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She'll want me so bad.
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Thanksgiving Dad is a hot dad.
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- Jesus.
- Watch it.
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Ah.
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- See you in a minute.
- All right.
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Hey! There's my turkey team.
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Little turkey, medium turkey,
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you guys go up to the
attic and bring down
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the Thanksgiving picnic
blankets, please.
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- Okay.
- On it!
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All right.
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- Big...
- You call me big turkey...
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beautiful, brown eyes.
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Mm-hmm, better.
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Would you be so kind
as to hook up the VCR
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so we can watch the movie later, please?
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Yes, give me a minute.
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- Okay.
- VCR?
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Even I'm too young to use a VCR.
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Hey, Pearson Thanksgiving is a
whole thing, all right? You'll see.
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- All right.
- Hey, William,
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- you know your way around a yam?
- Of course.
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- Let me at them yams.
- Thank God.
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Whoa, whoa.
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- You okay?
- Oh, I'm fine.
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Just dying.
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You know what?
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- On second thought...
- No, I could do it.
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I could... today you
are on relaxation duty.
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- Randall, I can get the potatoes.
- It's all good.
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We will take care of everything.
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- You sure?
- I'm positive. It's all good.
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- All right.
- Man, I am pumped.
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My mom and biological father
eating at the same table?
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00:12:14,252 --> 00:12:16,903
How great is this?!
249
00:12:17,626 --> 00:12:18,982
- Beth?
- Huh?
250
00:12:18,992 --> 00:12:20,284
Isn't this great?
251
00:12:20,294 --> 00:12:21,725
Mm-hmm.
252
00:12:21,727 --> 00:12:24,944
- Okay, let me get that. Be right back.
- Okay.
253
00:12:24,946 --> 00:12:26,158
What's with her?
254
00:12:26,168 --> 00:12:27,998
- I have no idea.
- Huh.
255
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,899
- Hey, guys!
- Hey.
256
00:12:29,901 --> 00:12:32,456
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Oh, Happy Thanksgiving.
257
00:12:32,466 --> 00:12:34,738
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
258
00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:36,306
It already smells so good in here.
259
00:12:36,308 --> 00:12:37,745
- It does.
- Oh, these look so good.
260
00:12:37,755 --> 00:12:39,453
You want to put these
in the kitchen for us?
261
00:12:39,463 --> 00:12:41,878
- Absolutely. On my way.
- Good.
262
00:12:46,405 --> 00:12:48,284
I know you've been avoiding my calls.
263
00:12:48,286 --> 00:12:49,519
No, that's silly,
264
00:12:49,521 --> 00:12:51,221
I've just been busy.
265
00:12:51,223 --> 00:12:54,174
Rebecca, I don't know how things work
266
00:12:54,176 --> 00:12:56,026
in your marriage, okay?
267
00:12:56,028 --> 00:12:57,531
I don't know.
268
00:12:57,541 --> 00:13:00,080
But in mine, we don't keep secrets.
269
00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:04,517
And for the past three days,
I've had to hold onto a whopper.
270
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:08,455
You and William have known each
other for Randall's entire life
271
00:13:08,457 --> 00:13:10,023
and you kept that from him?
272
00:13:10,025 --> 00:13:12,525
I know. I'm gonna tell
him at some point.
273
00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:14,044
No, I need you to tell him today.
274
00:13:14,046 --> 00:13:16,631
I'm not... I'm not telling him today.
275
00:13:16,808 --> 00:13:18,578
Not on Thanksgiving.
276
00:13:18,772 --> 00:13:20,350
Beth...
277
00:13:20,352 --> 00:13:24,454
- I will do it in my own time.
- You have had enough time.
278
00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:28,091
I need you to find the time to do it
before you leave this house tonight...
279
00:13:28,093 --> 00:13:30,276
- or I will.
- There she is.
280
00:13:30,278 --> 00:13:31,928
- Hey, Mom.
- Hey.
281
00:13:31,930 --> 00:13:34,781
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Happy Thanksgiving, my love.
282
00:13:34,783 --> 00:13:36,149
Wel... good to see you.
283
00:13:36,151 --> 00:13:37,801
- I'm sorry, I've been cooking.
- No.
284
00:13:37,803 --> 00:13:39,202
Don't want to get anything
on you. I got to go finish.
285
00:13:39,204 --> 00:13:41,654
- Just got to keep going.
- No, no, I'm here to help chop.
286
00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:44,941
I'll take it off. Thank you very much.
287
00:13:49,731 --> 00:13:51,915
How is it already 4:00?
288
00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,033
Well, we spent the last two hours
289
00:13:54,035 --> 00:13:55,685
grocery store hopping, searching
290
00:13:55,687 --> 00:13:58,071
for the perfect cranberry
sauce... which we found.
291
00:13:58,073 --> 00:14:01,784
- So, obviously worth it.
- This sweater's so itchy.
292
00:14:01,794 --> 00:14:04,677
- Get your elbow out of my face!
- You know what? No talking,
293
00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:06,463
just listen to Graceland.
294
00:14:06,465 --> 00:14:09,015
We've already listened to
Graceland like five times.
295
00:14:09,017 --> 00:14:11,598
Yeah. We get it, Dad.
We can call him Al.
296
00:14:13,097 --> 00:14:15,071
Oh!
297
00:14:16,742 --> 00:14:18,475
Oh!
298
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,827
- Are you okay?
- Everyone okay?
299
00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:23,346
- Yeah.
- Breathe, breathe, breathe.
300
00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:27,400
We're okay.
301
00:14:27,402 --> 00:14:28,768
It's okay.
302
00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:30,587
Welcome back to the parade...
303
00:14:30,589 --> 00:14:32,238
Look at that. Ooh.
304
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,724
51 degrees in New York City.
305
00:14:34,726 --> 00:14:37,277
So, how are things with
the new assistant working out?
306
00:14:37,279 --> 00:14:38,645
Uh, Kelsey?
307
00:14:38,647 --> 00:14:39,679
- Yeah.
- Right?
308
00:14:39,681 --> 00:14:40,811
Uh, not great.
309
00:14:40,821 --> 00:14:44,083
She's been adding little one-liners
to her e-mail signature.
310
00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:48,054
Monday's was, "If the glass
is half-empty, add tequila."
311
00:14:48,056 --> 00:14:49,255
She sounds fun.
312
00:14:49,257 --> 00:14:52,357
Yeah, she sent that to the
president of Chase Bank.
313
00:14:52,844 --> 00:14:54,844
- Hey, sweetheart, um...
- Hmm?
314
00:14:54,846 --> 00:14:58,675
We should find some time
to try and talk today.
315
00:14:58,685 --> 00:15:00,767
- Hello, hello.
- That's Kevin and his date.
316
00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:02,502
- Girls?
- Let's go say hi. To be continued.
317
00:15:02,504 --> 00:15:04,737
- Hey, Uncle Kevin.
- How are you?
318
00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:06,189
- Good.
- Good to see you, all right.
319
00:15:06,191 --> 00:15:07,340
- Got my keys?
- Yup.
320
00:15:07,342 --> 00:15:08,892
Thank you. Hey, how you doing?
321
00:15:08,894 --> 00:15:10,059
- Mom.
- Hello, sweetheart.
322
00:15:10,061 --> 00:15:12,378
- How are you?
- Happy Thanksgiving.
323
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:14,063
Happy Thanksgiving, good to see you.
324
00:15:14,065 --> 00:15:15,665
- It's good to see you.
- Hey.
325
00:15:15,902 --> 00:15:17,083
- Miguel.
- Kevin.
326
00:15:17,085 --> 00:15:19,085
- Yep.
- How's, uh, the play going?
327
00:15:19,087 --> 00:15:20,720
Having fun at rehearsals?
328
00:15:20,722 --> 00:15:22,622
Fun?
329
00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:25,708
No, Miguel, I'm not having any fun.
It's emotionally brutal work.
330
00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:27,304
- But thank you for asking.
- Kevin.
331
00:15:27,314 --> 00:15:29,596
Okay. Look, uh, this is, oh, Olivia.
332
00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:31,498
- Hi... Hello.
- Yeah.
333
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,665
- You're pretty.
- Thank you.
334
00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:36,499
You look like Katy Perry.
335
00:15:36,509 --> 00:15:39,433
Uh, this is Tess and Annie and
you've met my brother, Randall.
336
00:15:39,443 --> 00:15:40,680
The adopted one.
337
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,492
Yeah.
338
00:15:43,406 --> 00:15:46,029
- Hi, Olivia. I'm Rebecca.
- Hi.
339
00:15:46,031 --> 00:15:47,972
Randall and Kevin's mother.
Really glad you could
340
00:15:47,982 --> 00:15:49,299
join us for Thanksgiving.
341
00:15:49,301 --> 00:15:50,783
Well, thank you so much for having me.
342
00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:53,878
I mean, I hate Thanksgiving, but still.
343
00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:56,439
- You're very welcome.
- Everyone, uh,
344
00:15:56,441 --> 00:15:57,540
- get our shoes on.
- Good idea.
345
00:15:57,542 --> 00:16:01,137
Time to get our hike on.
Hey, uh, Beth, William, let's go.
346
00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:02,946
Well, we don't do the hike, do we?
347
00:16:02,948 --> 00:16:05,331
Oh, absolutely.
Pearson Family tradition.
348
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,734
You're gonna love it.
349
00:16:07,736 --> 00:16:09,752
You're gonna love it.
350
00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:13,729
You're not. You're not gon... You're
gonna, you're gonna tolerate it.
351
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,934
What's exciting, The guy
doing the sets won a Tony.
352
00:16:15,944 --> 00:16:17,558
- Really?
- Yeah.
353
00:16:17,568 --> 00:16:19,762
- That is so great.
- Right?
354
00:16:19,764 --> 00:16:22,999
What is the, uh,
the name of the play again?
355
00:16:24,703 --> 00:16:26,135
What? Are you serious?
356
00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:27,470
- The Back of an Egg.
- Back of an Egg.
357
00:16:27,472 --> 00:16:28,844
Yeah, Mom, I told you like eight times.
358
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,915
I know, I know, I'm sorry. I just, uh...
359
00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:33,226
Grandma and Grandpa,
Tess found a dead bird.
360
00:16:33,228 --> 00:16:34,921
Oh, don't touch it. Here, show me where.
361
00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,658
- Come see!
- Okay, come show it to me.
362
00:16:36,668 --> 00:16:40,217
So, your parents, they don't
mind you skipping Thanksgiving?
363
00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:42,752
- No.
- Really?
364
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,325
My mom used to make very
elaborate Thanksgivings.
365
00:16:46,335 --> 00:16:48,725
She'd even make three kinds of pie.
366
00:16:48,727 --> 00:16:52,662
The right kind of pie could save
us from our miserable selves.
367
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,477
Then, inevitably,
Dad's beeper would go off,
368
00:16:55,487 --> 00:16:58,395
and he'd pretend it was the hospital,
369
00:16:58,405 --> 00:17:01,888
even though we all knew he
was banging some nurse.
370
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,990
And Mom would get sad...
371
00:17:03,992 --> 00:17:06,984
and drunk and angry.
372
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,830
You know, the funny thing is,
we had all those pies
373
00:17:10,832 --> 00:17:14,854
and I don't think we ever
once made it to dessert.
374
00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:18,588
It pissed me off 'cause
I really like pie.
375
00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:20,707
No, no. Relax, relax.
376
00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:22,842
- Have a seat.
- All right.
377
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:31,111
You know, I can go get the car.
378
00:17:31,121 --> 00:17:34,252
No, no, no, no, no.
Just give me a minute.
379
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,635
Okay.
380
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,855
Hey, what'd you used to
do for Thanksgiving?
381
00:17:40,865 --> 00:17:43,122
Oh, I'd spend it with my sober friends.
382
00:17:43,132 --> 00:17:45,093
- Cats I met in the meetings.
- Mmm.
383
00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:47,058
A lot of 'em are musicians.
384
00:17:47,278 --> 00:17:48,667
Most of us didn't have family.
385
00:17:48,677 --> 00:17:51,460
None we were on speaking
terms with, anyway.
386
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,735
So we'd have a big potluck.
387
00:17:53,745 --> 00:17:56,463
Everyone would bring their
instruments, and we'd jam all night.
388
00:17:56,473 --> 00:17:58,013
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
389
00:17:58,023 --> 00:18:00,976
Otis Redding, Muddy Waters, you name it.
390
00:18:00,986 --> 00:18:02,617
One of the guys had an old tape player.
391
00:18:02,627 --> 00:18:05,468
He would record us for posterity.
392
00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:09,939
Hmm. I was too sick to
attend last year's, so...
393
00:18:09,941 --> 00:18:12,627
I started a whole new
Thanksgiving tradition.
394
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,273
I'd listen to those tapes,
395
00:18:15,283 --> 00:18:18,114
and eat an entire Marie
Callender's "pee-can" pie.
396
00:18:19,317 --> 00:18:21,417
Or "puh-kahn" pie.
397
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:26,863
Oh, man, I wish I would
have packed those tapes.
398
00:18:27,462 --> 00:18:28,975
Oh, well.
399
00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:34,364
How long did you say this hike was?
400
00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:37,817
Exactly 3.4 miles.
401
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:42,305
Jack, it's gonna get dark soon.
402
00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:44,957
What do we do now?
403
00:18:49,626 --> 00:18:50,983
Now we walk.
404
00:18:52,053 --> 00:18:53,783
- What?
- Guys.
405
00:18:53,785 --> 00:18:56,006
Come on. It'll be like
a fun little hike.
406
00:18:56,016 --> 00:18:57,343
Mom.
407
00:19:05,685 --> 00:19:06,849
Hey, Randall.
408
00:19:06,851 --> 00:19:08,809
They're finally letting us on the plane,
409
00:19:08,819 --> 00:19:10,320
four hours later.
410
00:19:10,322 --> 00:19:12,789
Um, so I'm gonna miss the movie.
411
00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:15,341
But I should make it in time for dinner.
412
00:19:15,884 --> 00:19:17,460
It's just gonna be me.
413
00:19:17,462 --> 00:19:19,229
I'll explain later.
414
00:19:19,231 --> 00:19:20,853
Okay, bye.
415
00:19:34,646 --> 00:19:37,196
Don't worry, I bought both these seats.
416
00:19:41,653 --> 00:19:43,219
Here's your seat belt extender.
417
00:19:43,221 --> 00:19:45,305
- Let's get you strapped in.
- Oh, I-I got it.
418
00:19:45,307 --> 00:19:47,207
- Thank you.
- You welcome.
419
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,139
Hi, folks, this your captain speaking.
420
00:19:56,149 --> 00:19:57,810
We've got a bit of a wait ahead of us,
421
00:19:57,820 --> 00:20:00,438
as we are 12th in line for takeoff.
422
00:20:01,328 --> 00:20:02,939
How are we not there yet?
423
00:20:02,941 --> 00:20:05,580
I feel like we've been walking for days.
424
00:20:06,928 --> 00:20:08,250
What was that sound?
425
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,246
Oh, that's probably just
an animal in the woods.
426
00:20:10,248 --> 00:20:11,814
- What?
- Seriously?
427
00:20:11,816 --> 00:20:13,216
There are animals in the woods?
428
00:20:13,218 --> 00:20:15,201
Okay, okay, guys, I have an idea.
429
00:20:15,203 --> 00:20:18,598
Why don't we play a game?
430
00:20:19,021 --> 00:20:21,140
- Called The Thanksgiving Game?
- Great idea.
431
00:20:21,142 --> 00:20:24,777
Everyone is going to tell us
432
00:20:24,779 --> 00:20:27,563
what their Thanksgiving is gonna
be like when they grow up.
433
00:20:27,565 --> 00:20:29,060
- Kev, you start.
- Easy.
434
00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:30,767
I'm gonna be a quarterback
for the Steelers.
435
00:20:30,769 --> 00:20:32,535
I'll play a big game on Thanksgiving,
436
00:20:32,537 --> 00:20:34,277
then go home and eat an entire turkey.
437
00:20:34,287 --> 00:20:35,838
All right, you've given
that some real thought.
438
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,573
Randall, what about you,
bud, what are you gonna do?
439
00:20:37,575 --> 00:20:39,625
I'm not gonna celebrate Thanksgiving.
440
00:20:39,627 --> 00:20:40,793
Why not?
441
00:20:40,795 --> 00:20:42,307
When you're a grown up,
442
00:20:42,536 --> 00:20:44,439
you don't have to do stuff you hate.
443
00:20:44,449 --> 00:20:46,466
I didn't know no
Thanksgiving was an option.
444
00:20:46,468 --> 00:20:48,831
- I'm not doing it either.
- Me, neither.
445
00:20:48,841 --> 00:20:51,771
- I hate Thanksgiving.
- You guys, come on.
446
00:20:51,773 --> 00:20:54,757
Grandma and Grandpa aren't that bad.
447
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,813
- What?
- It's not just them.
448
00:20:57,945 --> 00:20:59,362
It's you.
449
00:21:01,687 --> 00:21:04,200
You're always mean when
we're at their house and...
450
00:21:04,202 --> 00:21:06,135
you always have this weird...
451
00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:07,620
- and high voice.
- Okay.
452
00:21:07,622 --> 00:21:09,739
Okay. Don't listen to 'em.
453
00:21:09,741 --> 00:21:11,240
Kids are delusional from the cold.
454
00:21:11,242 --> 00:21:12,458
- Keep walking.
- The cold?
455
00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:14,367
Zip it, you.
456
00:21:15,096 --> 00:21:18,031
Come on, don't listen to 'em.
457
00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:19,749
Come on.
458
00:21:21,991 --> 00:21:24,896
Okay, everybody get cider,
movie starts in ten.
459
00:21:24,906 --> 00:21:27,407
Okay. Jackets off, girls.
460
00:21:31,896 --> 00:21:34,622
Hey, um, I'm gonna run to
William's apartment real quick.
461
00:21:34,632 --> 00:21:35,467
What
462
00:21:35,477 --> 00:21:37,401
No, I know, I know. But I'll
be back before the movie's over.
463
00:21:37,411 --> 00:21:39,736
- You got to keep an eye on the turkey.
- No. I mean, why are you...?
464
00:21:39,738 --> 00:21:42,307
Look, he's... he's got these
tapes of him and his friends
465
00:21:42,317 --> 00:21:43,889
playing music, and listening to them
466
00:21:43,899 --> 00:21:45,945
is kind of his Thanksgiving thing.
467
00:21:45,955 --> 00:21:47,747
You're gonna drive two hours
468
00:21:47,757 --> 00:21:49,195
- to go pick up some tapes?
- I think...
469
00:21:49,197 --> 00:21:53,082
That's a little extreme. this may
be his last Thanksgiving, Beth.
470
00:21:54,599 --> 00:21:56,951
Yeah, so that's why you need
to get your ass on the road.
471
00:21:56,961 --> 00:21:59,365
- Hurry up.
- Thank you.
472
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,775
- Daddy, is it time to start the movie?
- Yep. You guys
473
00:22:02,777 --> 00:22:05,078
watch it without me. Uh,
Daddy's got to run a quick errand.
474
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,707
Oh, but you, uh,
you love Police Academy III.
475
00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:10,509
I know. That Steve Guttenberg
gets me every time.
476
00:22:10,519 --> 00:22:13,051
Why don't I come with you
and keep you company?
477
00:22:13,061 --> 00:22:15,555
And miss the movie? That's your
favorite Thanksgiving tradition.
478
00:22:15,557 --> 00:22:18,558
No, ma'am. I'll be fine.
Oh, um, Kate got a new flight.
479
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,376
She'll be here just in time for dinner.
480
00:22:20,378 --> 00:22:23,413
She's not bringing the boyfriend.
Sounds like drama.
481
00:22:23,415 --> 00:22:25,659
Don't know what happened.
All right. Bye. See you.
482
00:22:25,669 --> 00:22:27,250
I'll see you soon, William.
483
00:22:28,612 --> 00:22:30,553
I will go get you some cider.
484
00:22:30,555 --> 00:22:31,988
Thank you, honey.
485
00:22:34,355 --> 00:22:35,557
Hey.
486
00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:37,624
Hey.
487
00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:39,662
So, I, uh...
488
00:22:40,429 --> 00:22:41,564
I know that you and Thanksgiving
489
00:22:41,566 --> 00:22:43,382
have a... somewhat of a spotty past,
490
00:22:43,384 --> 00:22:46,102
but, um... I wanted you to know
491
00:22:46,104 --> 00:22:49,071
that no matter what happens this year,
492
00:22:49,073 --> 00:22:51,474
you're gonna make it to the pie.
493
00:22:57,721 --> 00:22:59,549
- Hey, Kevin.
- Yeah...
494
00:22:59,551 --> 00:23:01,017
Hey.
495
00:23:01,019 --> 00:23:02,418
Uh...
496
00:23:02,746 --> 00:23:04,871
I was just kind of wondering if...
497
00:23:04,873 --> 00:23:07,777
maybe this year, I could wear the hat?
498
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,745
- Oh, you want to wear the hat?
- Yeah, I do.
499
00:23:11,755 --> 00:23:13,563
Every year we do your
family's traditions,
500
00:23:13,565 --> 00:23:15,444
which is fine. I-I enjoy them.
501
00:23:15,454 --> 00:23:18,017
But I think it would
be nice if just once
502
00:23:18,019 --> 00:23:21,264
I got to wear the hat
for Tess and Annie.
503
00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:23,355
Well, uh, gee.
504
00:23:24,042 --> 00:23:25,725
Miguel, that's not gonna happen.
505
00:23:25,727 --> 00:23:28,376
See, my... my dad wore the hat.
506
00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:31,349
And now Randall and I wear
the hat. We take turns
507
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:32,748
wearing the hat. This year it's my turn
508
00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:34,763
to wear the hat. So... you know,
509
00:23:34,773 --> 00:23:35,939
no dice.
510
00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:37,170
Okay.
511
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,476
Can you believe that guy? Wants
to wear the hat. I wear the hat
512
00:23:43,478 --> 00:23:46,407
and Randall wears the hat.
That's how we do it.
513
00:23:46,671 --> 00:23:48,814
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
514
00:23:51,224 --> 00:23:52,713
Can't do what?
515
00:23:55,273 --> 00:23:57,685
I can't be who you want me to be.
516
00:23:57,695 --> 00:23:59,724
I should... I should go.
517
00:23:59,734 --> 00:24:03,645
- What? Hold on. Wait a minute.
- Please, don't try to stop me.
518
00:24:03,655 --> 00:24:07,355
And please stop trying to see
something in me that isn't there.
519
00:24:08,921 --> 00:24:10,490
Olivia...
520
00:24:15,289 --> 00:24:17,553
- Hey, I see something.
- What?
521
00:24:17,555 --> 00:24:18,871
There it is.
522
00:24:18,873 --> 00:24:19,905
- Oh, yes!
- Oh, yeah!
523
00:24:19,907 --> 00:24:21,173
- Come on.
- Thank you!
524
00:24:21,175 --> 00:24:22,541
Are they gonna get us
a tow truck in there?
525
00:24:22,543 --> 00:24:25,060
Yes, baby, because it's
a Thanksgiving miracle!
526
00:24:25,062 --> 00:24:26,537
- Come on.
- Yay!
527
00:24:26,547 --> 00:24:27,929
Come on.
528
00:24:27,931 --> 00:24:31,049
Yeah. I can't get you
a tow truck tonight.
529
00:24:32,202 --> 00:24:33,609
Why not?
530
00:24:35,344 --> 00:24:38,350
Because it's Thanksgiving.
Everything's closed.
531
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,991
If I were you, I'd just
call someone to pick you up
532
00:24:39,993 --> 00:24:42,043
and deal with the car in the morning.
533
00:24:42,538 --> 00:24:44,830
Okay. Why don't you get
the kids some snacks
534
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,616
to tide them over,
and I will go call my parents.
535
00:24:48,752 --> 00:24:51,800
Go sit in the booth. Come on. Sit down.
536
00:24:58,988 --> 00:25:02,288
Could we get... those hot dogs to go?
537
00:25:02,382 --> 00:25:04,769
Hi, Mom. It's me.
538
00:25:05,201 --> 00:25:09,554
Yeah, I know what time it is.
I'm sorry. We had a tire blow out.
539
00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:14,543
Yeah. Everybody's okay.
We're fine. We're okay.
540
00:25:15,107 --> 00:25:17,664
I didn't call you sooner because
I couldn't call you sooner.
541
00:25:17,674 --> 00:25:19,620
That's why I'm calling you now.
542
00:25:19,630 --> 00:25:21,850
I know how hard you work
to prepare dinner, Mom.
543
00:25:21,852 --> 00:25:24,436
Do you really think that we
wanted to drive through a fence?
544
00:25:24,438 --> 00:25:27,205
Can you just have Dad come and...
545
00:25:31,712 --> 00:25:32,844
No.
546
00:25:32,846 --> 00:25:34,896
No, no, no, no, no. I am not gonna
547
00:25:34,898 --> 00:25:36,965
subject my kids to that this year.
548
00:25:36,967 --> 00:25:38,366
So...
549
00:25:39,219 --> 00:25:40,969
we're not coming.
550
00:25:41,556 --> 00:25:43,631
We're not coming anymore.
551
00:25:44,283 --> 00:25:45,840
Sorry.
552
00:25:47,105 --> 00:25:48,937
- Hmm.
- Okay.
553
00:25:50,047 --> 00:25:51,863
So, what's the new plan?
554
00:25:56,816 --> 00:25:59,293
Uh, I guess we're having Thanksgiving
555
00:25:59,303 --> 00:26:01,022
at the Pinewood Lodge. Pinewood Lodge.
556
00:26:01,024 --> 00:26:03,158
I love it. I love it.
557
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,744
I love it.
558
00:26:06,034 --> 00:26:08,597
I can't believe I just did that.
559
00:26:09,397 --> 00:26:11,100
- I really did that.
- We'll worry about it later. You did.
560
00:26:11,110 --> 00:26:13,134
Let's get the kids.
561
00:26:17,634 --> 00:26:19,880
I just came out for some air.
562
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:21,995
I'm waiting for my Uber.
563
00:26:23,472 --> 00:26:25,297
I don't know what that is.
564
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,979
How does it feel to be dying?
565
00:26:46,767 --> 00:26:49,070
It feels...
566
00:26:49,851 --> 00:26:54,768
like all these beautiful pieces of
life are flying around me and...
567
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:57,295
I'm trying to catch them.
568
00:26:59,636 --> 00:27:01,800
When my granddaughter
falls asleep in my lap,
569
00:27:02,522 --> 00:27:06,446
I try to catch the feeling
of her breathing against me.
570
00:27:06,596 --> 00:27:09,122
And when I make my son laugh,
571
00:27:09,298 --> 00:27:12,711
I try to catch the
sound of him laughing.
572
00:27:12,713 --> 00:27:15,146
How it rolls up from his chest.
573
00:27:18,882 --> 00:27:23,421
But the pieces are moving faster now,
and I can't catch them all.
574
00:27:23,922 --> 00:27:26,822
I can feel them slipping
through my fingertips.
575
00:27:28,024 --> 00:27:30,802
And soon where there used to
be my granddaughter breathing
576
00:27:30,812 --> 00:27:34,301
and my son laughing, there will be...
577
00:27:34,706 --> 00:27:35,917
nothing.
578
00:27:39,776 --> 00:27:41,124
Oh.
579
00:27:42,032 --> 00:27:45,418
I know it feels like you have
all the time in the world.
580
00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:47,829
But you don't.
581
00:27:48,205 --> 00:27:50,540
So, stop playing it so cool.
582
00:27:50,813 --> 00:27:53,147
Catch the moments of your life.
583
00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:56,567
Catch them while you're young and quick.
584
00:27:56,569 --> 00:27:59,403
Because sooner than you
know it, you'll be old.
585
00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:01,805
And slow.
586
00:28:02,247 --> 00:28:04,908
And there'll be no
more of them to catch.
587
00:28:07,028 --> 00:28:11,515
And when a nice boy who
adores you offers you pie,
588
00:28:11,517 --> 00:28:13,113
say thank you.
589
00:28:42,385 --> 00:28:44,248
Thank you for the pie.
590
00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:56,009
Such a good movie.
591
00:28:56,253 --> 00:28:58,345
By far the best Police Academy.
592
00:29:06,338 --> 00:29:08,822
Go get it!
593
00:29:13,463 --> 00:29:14,832
Hi.
594
00:29:15,564 --> 00:29:17,114
The name's Pilgrim Rick.
595
00:29:17,116 --> 00:29:20,083
I take it you come in search of lodging.
596
00:29:21,435 --> 00:29:23,854
You're doing a bit.
You're doing a bit...
597
00:29:23,856 --> 00:29:25,472
Uh, yeah.
598
00:29:25,474 --> 00:29:27,708
We're... we're in search of lodging.
599
00:29:28,359 --> 00:29:29,660
I needed a warm bed, too,
600
00:29:29,662 --> 00:29:32,863
when I finally made my
way off the Mayflower.
601
00:29:33,115 --> 00:29:35,516
Do you know about the
Mayflower, little kiddies?
602
00:29:35,518 --> 00:29:38,318
Uh, yep. They do know all about
603
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,078
- the Mayflower.
- Uh, we'll just... we'll take
604
00:29:40,088 --> 00:29:41,672
your finest room, Rick.
605
00:29:44,119 --> 00:29:45,442
Pilgrim Rick.
606
00:29:51,799 --> 00:29:53,433
Be careful.
607
00:29:55,756 --> 00:29:56,913
Oh.
608
00:29:58,906 --> 00:30:01,391
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
609
00:30:02,089 --> 00:30:03,243
Is that real?
610
00:30:03,245 --> 00:30:05,229
No, of course not.
611
00:30:05,231 --> 00:30:07,231
Why is it so hot in here?
612
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,235
Because the furnace is on high.
613
00:30:13,261 --> 00:30:16,017
The furnace is stuck on high, Jack.
614
00:30:16,027 --> 00:30:18,225
Mom, can we take off our
dress clothes, please?
615
00:30:18,227 --> 00:30:20,738
Yes, yes, everybody can strip down.
616
00:30:20,748 --> 00:30:23,096
- Yes.
- Hey, who, uh...
617
00:30:23,504 --> 00:30:26,466
who wants one of the most delicious
618
00:30:27,290 --> 00:30:29,786
gas station hot dogs
619
00:30:30,167 --> 00:30:32,767
in the whole wide
Connecticut woods, huh?
620
00:30:35,371 --> 00:30:37,110
That's cold. Can't eat those.
621
00:30:37,112 --> 00:30:40,849
Or how 'bout instead some, uh,
Kraft Singles? Saltines? Yeah?
622
00:30:40,859 --> 00:30:44,459
Is this really what we're gonna
have for Thanksgiving dinner?
623
00:30:45,517 --> 00:30:47,258
This TV has zero channels.
624
00:30:47,268 --> 00:30:49,818
I should have had my dad come to get us.
625
00:30:51,067 --> 00:30:53,794
Hey, you know what?
Um, get the kids settled.
626
00:30:53,796 --> 00:30:57,002
I'm gonna talk to Pilgrim Rick,
uh, about, uh...
627
00:30:57,108 --> 00:31:00,154
about the furnace.
I'll... I'll be right back.
628
00:31:00,462 --> 00:31:03,111
Guys, really, I can't interest
you in cheese and crackers?
629
00:31:03,121 --> 00:31:05,005
No.
630
00:31:23,821 --> 00:31:25,042
Hey.
631
00:31:25,044 --> 00:31:26,519
There we go.
632
00:32:13,283 --> 00:32:14,796
Sorry about that folks.
633
00:32:14,806 --> 00:32:17,260
Just some very fast moving cold front.
634
00:32:17,262 --> 00:32:19,295
Nothing to worry about. But please,
635
00:32:19,297 --> 00:32:22,715
remain in your seats with
your seatbelts fastened.
636
00:32:22,717 --> 00:32:24,398
Sorry,
637
00:32:24,512 --> 00:32:27,036
I thought I was gonna die.
638
00:32:27,038 --> 00:32:29,856
Me, too.
639
00:32:34,765 --> 00:32:37,997
I almost died married to a man
who's obviously cheating on me.
640
00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:40,316
My kids are out of the house now.
641
00:32:40,318 --> 00:32:43,219
I have no reason to
stay with him anymore.
642
00:32:45,983 --> 00:32:48,024
I'm gonna get a divorce.
643
00:32:49,515 --> 00:32:51,339
Life's too short.
644
00:33:01,224 --> 00:33:02,510
Oh, that must be your dad.
645
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,657
Dad has a key.
646
00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:06,272
Uh,
647
00:33:06,459 --> 00:33:08,657
- who is it?
- It's Pilgrim Rick!
648
00:33:08,878 --> 00:33:09,961
Um,
649
00:33:09,971 --> 00:33:11,462
Pilgrim Rick, we're...
650
00:33:11,464 --> 00:33:13,470
- We're okay, actually.
- I'm here to fix the furnace!
651
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,003
Yeah, we're fine, Pilgrim Rick.
652
00:33:15,013 --> 00:33:16,851
I'm coming in!
653
00:33:18,354 --> 00:33:19,470
Jack!
654
00:33:22,241 --> 00:33:24,661
There's no Jack here, it's Pilgrim Rick.
655
00:33:25,615 --> 00:33:27,244
Do you kiddies know about the Mayflower?
656
00:33:27,246 --> 00:33:29,680
Huh? Huh?
657
00:33:29,690 --> 00:33:32,553
What if I told you a
little Thanksgiving story?
658
00:33:33,152 --> 00:33:34,485
How about a kiss for an old Pilgrim?
659
00:33:34,487 --> 00:33:35,736
- No...
- No, no,
660
00:33:35,738 --> 00:33:37,088
no, no, no, mmm...
661
00:33:37,090 --> 00:33:38,723
Mwah!
662
00:33:40,271 --> 00:33:42,913
Tonight, on the itinerary...
663
00:33:42,923 --> 00:33:45,196
of the Pinewood Lodge,
664
00:33:45,198 --> 00:33:47,264
a movie...
665
00:33:48,631 --> 00:33:50,489
and an indoor picnic.
666
00:33:50,499 --> 00:33:52,203
Yes!
667
00:33:52,846 --> 00:33:54,672
Ooh.
668
00:33:54,674 --> 00:33:56,057
Get the pillows!
669
00:33:56,059 --> 00:33:57,836
I found it in the office.
670
00:33:57,846 --> 00:33:59,178
- Police Academy III?
- Yeah.
671
00:33:59,180 --> 00:34:00,597
You sure that's appropriate?
672
00:34:00,599 --> 00:34:01,881
Ah, it was either that or 9 1/2 Weeks.
673
00:34:01,883 --> 00:34:02,899
So...
674
00:34:02,901 --> 00:34:05,885
- Police Academy III, guys! Yeah.
- So,
675
00:34:05,887 --> 00:34:08,083
we are going to...
676
00:34:08,093 --> 00:34:11,545
skewer our hotdogs
677
00:34:12,386 --> 00:34:13,910
and then...
678
00:34:13,912 --> 00:34:15,728
we're gonna roast 'em...
679
00:34:19,665 --> 00:34:21,317
on an open furnace flame.
680
00:34:21,319 --> 00:34:23,803
And then once they get
all toasty and warm,
681
00:34:23,805 --> 00:34:25,638
we're gonna wrap it in cheese
682
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,541
and then roll it in crushed up crackers.
683
00:34:28,543 --> 00:34:30,743
Thanksgiving cheese dogs.
684
00:34:30,745 --> 00:34:32,679
- Cool.
- Get a stick, come on.
685
00:34:32,681 --> 00:34:34,514
- All right, go.
- Yes!
686
00:34:34,516 --> 00:34:36,883
- I want a stick.
- Here you go, Pilgrim Rick.
687
00:34:36,885 --> 00:34:38,635
Thanks, buddy.
688
00:34:44,705 --> 00:34:46,376
Okay, who's up first?
689
00:34:46,378 --> 00:34:47,692
Me.
690
00:34:50,548 --> 00:34:52,899
And that's the kind
of dog you guys want?
691
00:34:52,901 --> 00:34:55,335
Oh, come on, guys.
692
00:34:55,337 --> 00:34:57,153
Somebody call for Pilgrim Rick?
693
00:34:57,155 --> 00:34:59,255
I'm sorry I'm late but,
uh, I had to make
694
00:34:59,257 --> 00:35:01,212
a little pit stop at the Mayflower.
Turns out Pilgrim Rick is
695
00:35:01,222 --> 00:35:03,292
lactose intolerant. Well, anyway,
696
00:35:03,294 --> 00:35:04,594
I'm here now and I'm looking for
697
00:35:04,596 --> 00:35:07,495
a couple of young little pilgrims...
698
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,693
to... help me out with the, uh...
699
00:35:14,751 --> 00:35:17,670
uh, well the truth is, I am...
I'm actually not Pilgrim Rick.
700
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,309
I'm Pilgrim Kevin. Uncle Kevin, really.
701
00:35:20,311 --> 00:35:21,961
Um...
702
00:35:21,963 --> 00:35:23,279
probably hard for you to tell, though.
703
00:35:23,281 --> 00:35:27,266
My acting has become so stellar,
all this stage acting.
704
00:35:27,268 --> 00:35:30,880
Um, don't be sad though,
the-the real Pilgrim Rick is...
705
00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:33,312
Is right behind you.
706
00:35:36,024 --> 00:35:37,120
Come on.
707
00:35:37,130 --> 00:35:38,628
Uh, are you sure?
708
00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,165
Have fun.
709
00:35:42,167 --> 00:35:44,100
- Pilgrim Rick!
- Yay!
710
00:35:44,102 --> 00:35:46,185
It's me, Pilgrim Rick!
711
00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:49,466
You kiddies know about the Mayflower?
712
00:35:49,476 --> 00:35:52,570
Let Pilgrim Rick tell you
a Thanksgiving story.
713
00:35:52,580 --> 00:35:54,185
In 1620...
714
00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,361
Find what you needed?
715
00:35:55,363 --> 00:35:57,180
- Yeah.
- All right.
716
00:35:57,182 --> 00:35:59,148
Good. Uh, where's Kate?
717
00:36:01,079 --> 00:36:03,069
She, uh...
718
00:36:03,071 --> 00:36:05,838
texted, she'll... She'll be here soon.
719
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,340
Okay.
720
00:36:07,342 --> 00:36:08,991
Everybody's starving,
you want to get started?
721
00:36:08,993 --> 00:36:10,386
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
722
00:36:10,396 --> 00:36:12,311
Hey, Pilgrim Rick. Can you
lead us into the dining room?
723
00:36:12,313 --> 00:36:14,864
- It's time for dinner.
- Absolutely.
724
00:36:14,866 --> 00:36:16,599
Everybody, let's go put on a feast.
725
00:36:24,954 --> 00:36:27,502
What else can I help with?
726
00:36:27,634 --> 00:36:29,022
Okay.
727
00:36:31,843 --> 00:36:33,309
All right.
728
00:36:54,735 --> 00:36:56,652
Shall we start with the yarn?
729
00:36:56,654 --> 00:36:58,470
Here, you do the honors.
730
00:36:58,472 --> 00:36:59,588
Thank you.
731
00:37:03,512 --> 00:37:05,712
This is probably the
greatest movie ever made.
732
00:37:05,722 --> 00:37:08,888
- Yeah?
- This sweater's so itchy.
733
00:37:08,898 --> 00:37:11,400
Here, let me have it.
734
00:37:14,838 --> 00:37:16,505
I have, uh...
735
00:37:16,507 --> 00:37:18,972
I have an idea for one more
Thanksgiving tradition
736
00:37:18,982 --> 00:37:21,393
before we go to bed. Come here.
737
00:37:21,395 --> 00:37:22,761
What is it?
738
00:37:22,763 --> 00:37:24,529
So we're all gonna go around
739
00:37:24,531 --> 00:37:26,067
and say what we're thankful for.
740
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:28,350
And then whoever's turn it is,
741
00:37:28,352 --> 00:37:30,302
is going to pull on this yarn
742
00:37:30,304 --> 00:37:32,704
and then throw it to the next person.
743
00:37:35,092 --> 00:37:36,708
Okay.
744
00:37:36,966 --> 00:37:39,363
I am thankful...
745
00:37:39,373 --> 00:37:40,966
for my family.
746
00:37:42,066 --> 00:37:46,051
I'm thankful that we're all safe.
747
00:37:46,053 --> 00:37:47,778
And...
748
00:37:47,788 --> 00:37:50,255
there's no one in the world
749
00:37:50,257 --> 00:37:52,621
I'd rather be too hot
750
00:37:52,631 --> 00:37:54,142
or too cold with.
751
00:37:59,299 --> 00:38:01,850
I am thankful for my family.
752
00:38:02,652 --> 00:38:05,320
I am thankful that everyone's safe.
753
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,816
And there is no one in the whole world
754
00:38:09,826 --> 00:38:11,893
I'd rather be too hot
755
00:38:11,895 --> 00:38:13,845
or too cold with.
756
00:38:14,589 --> 00:38:16,637
Grandma always says the same thing.
757
00:38:17,853 --> 00:38:20,001
Yeah, she does, doesn't she?
758
00:38:30,042 --> 00:38:31,971
Is everything all right, baby?
759
00:38:35,151 --> 00:38:37,251
Um... you girls should
go upstairs and play
760
00:38:37,261 --> 00:38:38,637
in Tess's room for a little while.
761
00:38:38,639 --> 00:38:40,405
- But...
- Come on.
762
00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:58,059
Why is there a photo of me
763
00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:01,026
and a letter that you sent
to William's apartment?
764
00:39:15,859 --> 00:39:16,992
- Randall...
- No, you know what?
765
00:39:16,994 --> 00:39:20,479
Don't... don't speak.
Please, don't just... um...
766
00:39:20,481 --> 00:39:21,880
I went to William's apartment
767
00:39:21,882 --> 00:39:24,249
to get his old Thanksgiving tapes.
768
00:39:24,711 --> 00:39:28,200
I was about to go and
I saw this envelope.
769
00:39:28,623 --> 00:39:29,883
I said,
770
00:39:31,227 --> 00:39:32,891
I know that handwriting.
771
00:39:32,893 --> 00:39:35,327
That's my mother's handwriting,
but how-how could that be?
772
00:39:35,329 --> 00:39:37,112
That... it doesn't make sense, right?
773
00:39:37,114 --> 00:39:39,613
So...
774
00:39:40,934 --> 00:39:42,334
I, uh...
775
00:39:43,233 --> 00:39:44,870
"Dear William,
776
00:39:45,356 --> 00:39:47,672
I'm sorry I had to
leave in such a hurry.
777
00:39:48,252 --> 00:39:51,264
But it was wonderful to
see you looking so well
778
00:39:51,274 --> 00:39:54,546
after all these years."
779
00:39:57,484 --> 00:40:00,758
After all these years.
780
00:40:04,682 --> 00:40:06,241
Randall, you have to understand...
781
00:40:06,251 --> 00:40:09,748
Understand what?
That you knew my father?
782
00:40:13,437 --> 00:40:17,219
That you kept him from
me my entire life?
783
00:40:19,289 --> 00:40:21,776
- Everything that I...
- Just stop... Just stop!
784
00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:24,125
Please, stop.
785
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,341
I can't... I can't even look at you.
786
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:37,068
And all the times I asked
you about my family.
787
00:40:37,078 --> 00:40:39,828
And if I hadn't found
him on my own, I'd....
788
00:40:43,573 --> 00:40:45,430
- I got to go.
- Wait.
789
00:40:48,503 --> 00:40:49,901
Just wait a second, honey.
790
00:40:49,903 --> 00:40:51,506
- Please, babe.
- I just gotta get some time alone.
791
00:40:51,516 --> 00:40:53,421
- Excuse me.
- Hey...
792
00:40:53,423 --> 00:40:56,224
Hey, guys. Sorry I'm so late.
793
00:40:56,639 --> 00:40:58,426
I have an announcement.
794
00:40:58,661 --> 00:41:01,683
I've decided to have
gastric bypass surgery.
795
00:41:07,219 --> 00:41:09,154
Your family is amazing.
796
00:41:14,699 --> 00:41:15,744
Mom?
797
00:41:16,179 --> 00:41:18,163
Yeah, baby.
798
00:41:18,165 --> 00:41:20,532
I changed my mind.
799
00:41:20,534 --> 00:41:23,635
I want to have Thanksgiving
when I grow up.
800
00:41:23,637 --> 00:41:24,719
You do?
801
00:41:24,721 --> 00:41:26,089
Yeah.
802
00:41:27,407 --> 00:41:29,491
I know how I want it to be.
803
00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:31,023
How?
804
00:41:31,745 --> 00:41:33,345
Like tonight.
805
00:41:33,347 --> 00:41:35,480
I want every Thanksgiving
806
00:41:35,482 --> 00:41:38,856
to be like this for the rest of my life.
807
00:41:42,427 --> 00:41:43,655
Mm.
808
00:41:44,023 --> 00:41:48,437
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