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Original subtitles

Guitar

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Fire

"Music to watch girls by" (Andy Williams)

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seagulls

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Door

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Door

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whistling

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Applause

//

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attenuated song (Effect "head under water")

...

- This is sea water. -You think ?

- She's hot. -Yes.

What the bath?

- Wrack. It moves the fat and firms. It's good for what we have.

- We what? -45 years old !

Sigh

- This is a bath of bacteria! Imagine all those who had to piss.

- You're crazy ! Person piss here.

- What is this jet? It fits me in pussy! That sucks!

- No, it's on purpose.

thirty - I do not like that.

- I just love it ! That mass me pussy, it relaxes me.

You have not kissed since when? -Stop With that!

I have other priorities that ass. You, is it.

- No, I'm much more complex than that.

I not tell you everything.

- Ah?

- If you add up the nights spent with somebody,

you not arrive at 1 year since Lolo's father is gone.

- You're exaggerating, I had guys in my life.

- Well, hardly!

- Yes, it's not normal.

I want a guy to share real life moments.

- Shut up, it makes me want to shoot myself.

- I'm sick of me

fiddling with water for nothing!

I can not anymore!

- I rest for a little pee.

- You're disgusting.

I'm sick of that time.

It's sunny, raining, I'm sick and tired of this corner.

- The province! -Whatever !

- Oh !

What is this crowd?

They rescued a child!

- But you're in a state not possible! -It atrocious.

I can not watch this!

- It is a tuna!

And a beautiful tuna! This is Gerard and Jean-René.

- You know them ?

- Yes. Gerard was married to Nicole.

Jean-René, the father of Sabine, a fellow Clementine.

Divorced too.

- Exciting.

- Hey guys!

- It's okay ? Hey guys ...

They come in addition! -Évidemment!

What a great decision! -Did you see that ?

- Hello.

Ariane, his sister.

- The Parisian ? -Here.

- And Violet.

- Hello.

Shout

Sorry! -But What idiot!

My overalls!

- It slipped.

I'll pay you.

- No, no, it's going!

I must go and get changed. sorry for the con, but it surprised me.

- You know that

the blind to a fish shop ? "Hi girlfriends."

- She is thin.

The class, Gerard! Excuse him.

- We died laughing. you will eat alone all the tuna?

- We'll make a tuna evening. You want to come ?

- No, it's full of mercury. But there is good fat.

- So you came from.

- At 9 am at Jean-René.

You see ? -Yes.

- See you tonight. -Hello.

- Both singles.

A boon for you.

- I can not stand guys that damage my clothes.

- It's often ? -Y Was one,

he did not care my cashmere sweaters 90. I fired the 6th sweater.

- When is a cat?

- Why ? 'You'll get used

immediately to the rest of your life.

You should do you.

- But it will not!

- I'll dredge Gerard, the moron.

Grandmother said: plus it's stupid, the better fuck.

- Jean-René, I know.

At stake, it should not be. -Why ?

- His ex-wife is his 1st nana.

- Practically virgin ... It's not too exciting.

At least it is certainly clean.

For you, it's perfect.

A small chimney sweep for cobwebs.

- Ah! Horn

- Look, he left.

- Goodbye ! -Right away.

- Hello !

- Red is a little ...

- That's gay!

- The red is for studs.

After 40 years, it's better print: it hides the roller.

- The rollers? -It!

-I'm not fine !

- You will not be offended! It was all that, it's the hormones.

Men do not like it.

- If you have some fat in the waist,

Your man will love you more.

There's a German study I saw the documentary on Arte,

men are tired bimbos.

They want girls who have things to say.

- OK, Angela. Choose your dress and let's go. -Let me look.

- It's better.

- I'll try.

Damn.

I maid the same. -She is very good.

- There's no shame in wearing the clothes of the people.

- It has 65 brushes. -T'exploites A woman more?

Oh fuck ...

Wow, everything is there.

Garlands, oilcloth and sangria!

- It depresses me, it breaks. -Wood.

It is where your Bourvil I not see it.

Too late, he had to find shoe for flat feet!

She laughs.

Find it fast:

is your last chance.

After this is Paris, the job and evenings with BFM.

- Yes.

I not see it.

- OH ! -Too Redneck!

The socks in the sandals! He would miss a brood

monkeys.

It's not possible. It is off-limit!

He does it on purpose. -More They redneck better they fuck?

- Cons!

I am not responsible.

- Good evening.

- Good evening, Gerard.

I just talking about you. -I'm glad.

- Ah!

Violette! That's it ? -Yes.

Can I have one?

- Yes.

Again sorry for this afternoon.

- I not know the scope of tuna. -The Blow tuna?

- As map dredge. Yes, it's one of my best plans.

But hey, I know I'm not your kind.

- My genre ?

- You are the girlfriend Ariane, right?

- Oh yeah! Of course!

- You thought of marriage?

- No, we're anti-marriage.

We're reac lesbians, a rare species.

- Really? -Yes.

And you're married?

- Me ? Married for 20 years, divorced are 2.

Since stories, but not

the thing more.

- Before we called it love.

- This dress you look great.

- You find ? I was not sure.

- With your figure ...

- My silhouette. -You Pass me the tuna?

- Sorry. -Thank you.

- Actually, I kid you: one is straight.

Ariadne, me ... We're straight.

- I'm confused. Gérard ... -It is not serious.

It's not as if I had not envisaged, as everyone.

- Me, no, not like everyone.

Homosexuals are all nice ...

- No not all !

- I mean ... Everyone is free to ...

I judge no one.

But not me.

- OK.

Then you move to Paris? -Yes.

In a great apartment. -Ah yes !

- In Beaugrenelle, a building modern,

of the Eiffel Tower!

- Beaugrenelle?

- Yes. Towers.

- Whoa! And you are in what?

- In computer specialist in finance. And you ?

- The fashion. I am a manager artistic shows.

- My daughter Sabine, it's crazy! Like you !

- Ah yes ?

- She thought about doing that in the creative, in fact, no ...

She'll do international business in London. It is...

Do you have children? -A Boy, Eloi.

- Eloi, it's pretty.

Phone Ah!

They call me.

It's important, I leave you. -Yes.

(In English) -. Hello darling

Yes of course.

- It bites? Are miracle?

- It will not. We are talking.

Why say she was a lesbian?

- I was joking.

Did you ask him ? Bah ...

- You the cumulated, you!

He likes you anyway.

- No, she speaks English and all ...

- I know about it.

You see there, for example, it mate you.

- Oh, she looks at me ... -Oh ?

laughs

- Ris not, do not laugh.

_ \ / As-Y-

- I bring her tuna. -Go ahead.

romantic jazz music

a -

- I will listen ever my grandmother.

- I like this time and the spa is really good.

- You're in a good mood! You've bought red dress, not you complain,

it was so good? What?

- It's not an old dog ...

- It was very good and I needed it.

- You can see him when?

- This étaitjuste a good night, I will not do it again.

We're leaving in one week. This étaitjuste overnight. Or two.

I'll meet someone in 3 weeks.

- With all the models ...

She laughs. -T'inquiète For dummies.

stationmaster whistle

* Ringtone

* - Your train will leave,

* beware of the closing doors.

- We keep in touch.

Kiss!

- You did what? I thought he was going to cry.

- But nothing special.

- You what for one week ? You disappeared.

-It Licked me.

- Huh? During one week ? -Yes !

Even during my period.

- Ah! No, but not the 1st day

in the end, I was bleeding slightly.

- Oh, so it goes!

- It was an idyllic week.

I feared the worst, he had widespread cancer

and I had not said.

-It Was not! "I have cancer!

"Listen, I

"cancer."

- Cancer.

"I have cancer, I'm going to die!"

laughs

- But seriously, it is super nice, a bit naive ...

- A little moron? -But no !

Naive, it's different.

I'm fed up these small Parisian smart.

I think it might agree with Eloi.

It is in the computer. He was proud to have

a flat in Beaugrenelle.

- Beaugrenelle, damn!

-It Is really sensitive. I would not hurt him.

- Mal language, it would be a hassle.

- Yeah!

Phone Oh !

- It's him ?

- This is my Lolo! Ah!

- Kitten in the Alps! Yes, we are on the train.

- Madam, not in the car.

- Mrs !

She speaks with his quadriplegic son.

- Yes, a little story

with a very nice guy.

You could have called me, I was worried after paragliding.

- Paragliding?

- You have not seen untouchable? They all do.

They have the right to have fun.

- Okay. Yes, I said. I hug him.

- It's okay ? -I'm very good.

He did not call in 3 weeks it has to go with his girlfriend.

- Annabelle calls me that when it will not, "I am depressed,

"I'm anorexic and it is because of you. "

- At the same time, we are here for.

- Yeah. what it sucks to be a mother.

- Yeah!

Phone

"Small talk" (Claudine Longet)

a -

a -

Phone

a -

- In 2 weeks, I advertised in Greece, it's hell.

I'm tired but the agency wants to make the shooting on an island.

- Ah islands ... -You listen to me ?

- I have a little head elsewhere.

- Yes, it happens. You seek it?

- No, he arrives by car. I see this weekend.

- You'll take three days ?

- I am not an animal!

- I do not want to impose.

- You're not too tired? -I am dead.

- OK.

Thereby there.

- I do not see anything.

- It's over there.

Shout

- Oh fuck, shit!

A -

Oh shit, shit, my side!

- Lolo, what you doing in my bed?

- You took my TV.

- I watch the evening

before to sleep.

- Audrey made me a crisis. If it bothers, I break.

- No, stay, I ...

I present to you John. Eloi, my son. Is Lolo.

- Good evening, Eloi. Jean-René.

Nice to meet you.

- Jean-René? -Yes.

- Nice to meet you.

he moaned.

- I hurt you? No, okay, just a little.

-It's okay ?

- Well good night.

The weed is no longer in Easy Rider?

- I put it in The Birds .

- It's a problem if I stay? No, your room is at the end.

- You said "my boy."

I did'nt expect a young man like that.

- For me it's my little boy.

As to 5 years.

- Yeah, yeah.

-It Was very sad, puffy eyes.

- I know, this is the 1st time I see so ...

But weed?

-He Smokes a little for her migraines. It shocks you?

- No ! I know what it is.

I have smoked in high school ...

- Well, it was where?

Contemporary quiet music

a -

pigeons

a -

Flush

- Pst! It's free.

- Ah! Thank you.

- Sorry, she texted me that you arrived, but I zapped.

- Falling on you, it's not as formal presentation.

- Do not worry, I'm used to.

- Really?

- I will return.

- Oh...

Water

* -You Not say goodbye?

- I would have woken up before leaving,

but I have to go home before going to work.

- See you soon.

- See you tonight, right?

- Yes, tonight. It will be less hectic.

- I hope it will be a little.

romantic jazz music

a -

a -

- And the kiss?

A -

kissing

a -

You could have called me yesterday to tell me you were staying.

- It's a mess with Audrey, she was hysterical.

I have not thought of. -What happened ?

- No, I do not want your mother boards.

You want too much detail.

- OK, rabbit Alps. -Mom,

rabbit of the Alps? I'm 20, stops.

-19!

Well then,

how do you find it ? -Who ?

- John!

(Peasant Accent) -Jean-René.

- Stopped ! Well, how do you think?

- Well ...

You found in Biarritz.

- You'll like it, it's a heart, this guy.

- Yes, it looks nice.

-It Is redneck?

- Are you blind? It is hideous!

But okay, it's not like

you were going to make kids. It would be a disaster!

-It Is not ugly, he dresses badly.

- I saw 2 seconds.

His ears remind me my favorite cartoon.

- What? -Dumbo!

- You're mean. Young people are interested

that the physical and superficial.

- Should not against the light!

He's laughing. -Stop It I really like.

- I understood:there is no the big ears.

I stop. And it does what?

-It Makes finance programs.

- Cool. He Wheat?

- I dunno. -if Did not

défenestré in 2008 is that it has not had to lose everything.

- Even the crap?

- To not smoke.

- It's good for your asthma but not now. Leash.

My little Lolo! -Ouch.

Oh... What? I'm not fine ?

- I think me down a hill. -Shit.

- It's okay. We will together to McCoy evening tonight?

- Damn, I need to see Jean. I had forgotten.

- You can see it after. -Yes.

Or I could take him?

- Finally mamounette! Your guy from Biarritz to McCoy?

He's laughing. Yes ... Eat your eggs blotters.

Calm music

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Klaxons

a -

bang Shoot moth-you asshole!

- Ergonomic Space, eco-friendly, WiFi, multifunction printers.

The Dream complex Rural Credit France

provides workplace at the cutting edge of technology.

The many spaces are welcoming,

* with access to people disabled and connected to l / Vi-Fi.

* At your disposal a bank, shops,

* concierge and a coffee machine: tea, chocolate on each floor

* in the complex Dream Rural Credit of France.

- Ah yes !

It'll be fine. But what a pain to come!

- We see that you have just landed. Nobody takes his car.

The car here is zany. Meanwhile, it is our office.

It's temporary but it's spacious.

* Techno Music

* ...

- Inseparable !

How are you ? -Very good and you ?

- Sounds a century. You are amazing !

- I'm in good shape... -You Got my book?

- No, I did a "total digital detox".

- I changed style, eh? -Yes.

Throw a look at it:after,

it will be unaffordable!

-. I can not wait

Hi Steven!

* - Hello? - Yes, Violet ?

Hello? * -I Hear bad there.

- We always see you tonight?

- Yes. I'll call you back a quieter place. Hello?

- See you soon.

- Where are you going ? -I Have to call John.

- Steinberg has a gallery in London. You can introduce me?

- Yes, but quick.

- My son, Eloi. -Good evening.

- It's a great artist. -Yes I confirm.

Hubbub

a -

Vibrator

a -

- It's me, I could not remember now.

but I was stuck there, I return. Call me back.

Okay ? I kiss you.

John, it's me, I'll sleep but call me.

intriguing music

a -

a -

* - Jamy, the mirage, it is not a hallucination.

* It is a very real phenomenon. Evidence that ...

a -

Cutlery

a -

Phone

- Ah!

Hello how are you ?

Really ? I sent lots of texts.

I was so worried!

You not want me?

- Of course not. It's me, I fell asleep on my phone.

* - Good !

I make dinner tonight you want to come ?

- Yes Super. OK, at 8 am, then. See you tonight.

* - Perfect. I kiss you. - Me too .

light music

a -

- It's okay ? Slept well?

- It's okay. -You Put on TV

four hundred ninety seven in the living room ?

- Yes. Because it will not work out Audrey, I thought that ...

- Oh my.

- Do you mind if I stay here?

- No, the opposite.

- Thanks mamounette.

- For a dinner with John,

tonight, you're free? -Who ?

- Jean-Rene!

- JR Ah! Yes, I'm free as a bird.

- It's not fuck you?

- No, you're kidding! Anytime!

- Be careful not to harass texting paranoid.

It scares guys. Believe in my experience.

- No I am fine.

slightly jazzy music

a -

- Must pass people.

A -

Hey sir, your ticket! The !

A -

- A lemon chicken. You make him your tube?

- Do you think he will love? -he will love the 1st time.

At the 100th time, it will tire.

What to expect, it's a sequel Picard unbroken dishes.

- You're exaggerating! I do the boiled eggs, salads.

It is not too late. I am at a crossroads in my life.

I'm 40 and I ripened.

I move to another stage.

-45. If mature for a girl, is to make the food

for her boyfriend, feminists were right to fight.

- You do not understand anything !

- Right now ! I'm joking. Picard is a second mother to me.

- Get up there.

Bell

Promise me to be nice.

You're smart! 'I wanted to make an effort

for formal presentations.

- Class!

- Put yourself in the living room. -It's okay ?

- Take what?

- I do not know, like you. -A beer !

While Paris, you like it?

- Yes. Finally I came often before but live there, is something else.

If révei ... Thank you.

Falling asleep and waking up with the Eiffel Tower at the window,

it's incredible.

It's amazing. What's this all the paintings on the floor?

- My son is an artist

very talented.

- You paint that? -A New concept:

autobiographical.

Do you like it? -A lot. No thanks.

Yes ... I like the ... The bird in the sky.

That's wonderful.

- No, it's a task.

- My son, the future of humanity.

He's laughing.

- You're in finance?

- Technically, no. I sold software to the Rural Credit

high frequency trading

which made for faster orders.

microseconds but it is strategic.

- Pretty darn interesting.

- Yes, it's been 2 years already

I got in fashion "No-life" to finish it.

It was for a financial organization

in Bordeaux, and it made so much noise

I adapted it to scale.

- How it works ?

- It's simple:I left the code source of an old open source software

and adding the correct lines codes, to my sauce ...

- It fits? -Before The set prod,

the management of information systems lists documents

each feature wants the bank.

If the deployment is going well ...

-it is where this software? -It's confidential.

Top secret.

Are you interested.

- I like finance.

- The security request a focus.

I even developed bricks that adapt to the customer.

This is the plug-in. -It's Exciting lovers,

but I'm going. Lulu downstairs waiting for me. -Hello.

- Lolo.

It's okay ? -Yeah.

he moaned. What?

- Okay, this is the coast.

- Again ? You'll see Dr. William tomorrow?

- No I am fine. It went well.

- Yeah ... I confess, I got a little pissed.

- Really ? Should you used to, it's his job.

- Yeah. 'I find it very cool.

Have fun. -Yeah you too.

- Damn, he fears her bloke.

- A "Jean-René" I can not even shake his hand.

-It Has a D, the guy. -A D?

- Category D:released immediately.

The A, there is none. B, super rare, my reup.

And then the rest of the C, and especially D.

Absolute tacky.

- Whore !

It is cheum! He has no style. D, you're very nice.

- It's a geek like you. -No !

It is a computer, not a geek, nuance.

- How is my mother?

At her age, she can choose more: the célibs is assholes,

the other is Recycling, formerly Maques so broke.

- The timing is bad: you disembark at your reum

in full honeymoon. No, it's great.

It's great teufs, models, parades ... It's Fashion Week!

- They calculate you?

- Look at me. We're friends but I have not inherited your mouth.

- Yeah, if you want.

But your reum will go to parties with her new bloke.

- I have the situation in hand. You know the expression PPH?

- Passera not winter.

- There is PPP:will not fall. Trust me. 1 week.

- What do you want to see ? -What you want.

- A comedy ? Yeah, I love it.

She laughs.

- Oh, look, I ... Yeah?

- Blazing Saddles? - It's a drama ?

- No, it's Mel Brooks. I'm sure you'll love.

child sweet music

a -

- My Lolo

Go to sleep

- Eloi, still suckling. What a glutton. Come to bed.

Come on, hop!

baby cry -Oh ! Do not cry my kitten.

Drill

a -

- It's nice to help tidy.

- The paintings, done for

be hooked. She laughs.

- What are you doing ?

- I want the screws.

She laughs.

kissing

- And the picture, not forget the table.

- I Nounouille!

- No, my love.

- Here.

Hammer

Oh no, it looks a little.

No. -I believe that...

- Oh ! It's perfect !

Ah that's good ! You saw Lolo? Your first table.

It's beautiful, right?

Joli?

- Another ? -This There.

- Go! 'Come ahead.

- What a beautiful day.

Drill

a -

- But it's white!

- But the stylist said as white as possible.

Whitest; it appears gray.

- This is the Kabuki. It is white, white, white l

- Do something.

- It's the cat !

- We have a problem color harmony.

- That was 45 minutes. -On Exchange gels.

It was 15 minutes to see if it works.

15mn! OK.

- Come on, like.

- Thank you. -It Will always thing?

- We can not stop to see.

- For a one-night stand, it becomes embedded.

- Yes, in the end, we are very complementary.

- A clitoral with a lick, it is complementary.

- You're vaginal, you can not understand.

- I do not need to wait altruistic for fun.

Speaking of vaginal, is tomorrow I'm leaving Greece.

I am not in the charity event.

- Shit ! -Your Guy go?

- Yes. Lolo will help to find clothes.

- Lolo will help? -Yes.

They get along well.

They keep talking of computer stuff. It is not for me?

- No. -Yes, yes !

- Stop, it's unbearable.

- What you're nasty!

- Chanmé this view.

- It's part but it's something.

- Your daughter ? Pretty one.

- Sabine. You have the same age. -Yes ?

- Here, look.

- You got anything else?

- I did not really want to go this evening.

This is not my world, I know no one. I'm not comfortable.

- Stop JR. You know me me, and it is more than enough.

It invites you, it is important to her.

- You think ? -Of course.

I am delighted that you are together. It takes away weight.

She struggled so much with the guys. They barred all.

At his age, it's not easy.

I really count on you.

- Ah, but you can not.

- I saw a beige jacket in the hall. Yes, I'll get it.

disturbing jazzy music

a -

- Look.

No ? -No no. We're going shopping?

- Oh well yeah, well. Great.

jazzy ballad

a -

shouting

- But you're stupid or what?

A -

* Feedback

- It's in the future.

* - From Dr. Frankenstein, he saw a man without passion.

* He explained that the human race was sentenced,

* that space was closed to him.

* That the only link ...

- What are you looking at?

- They have cameras Welman Wi-Fi in hidden corners.

They must have a storage array several petabytes.

For a museum, they are at the forefront.

- It's Beaubourg is not the Marine Museum in Quimper.

Sorry.

* Comments

You not stop scratching yourself since we're here.

You're allergic to art?

- No, it started in the subway.

- Show me.

Oh, but you're all red!

But ... But it is eczema?

- No, I've never done.

It itches everywhere.

- Oh !

I call someone who knows sick ... skin.

I come again.

-(Skin disease...)

* - The shock was too strong. After viewing ...

- It's me, I bother you?

You who know anything in venereal disease ...

- Of course, this is my specialty.

Can I call you, I'm busy.

- No, it's urgent. John rash skin all over the body.

- It's food.

- Even willy?

- Oh! * - You told me

it was clean. This is AIDS?

- No, it's been 25 years that we're doing shit with it.

You're not even ask if it is picked up by the pipes!

- Pipes?

- Listen, keep calm.

I am 100% sure that this is not it.

- Well so what? * -I Do not know.

You not rub him that night. I kiss you. Kisses.

(In English) -It's okay ?

- Yes.

My best friend. She is a hypochondriac, you see?

- It's Greek. -Oh my God !

Everything is Greek!

- Unless your smile, so French.

- Ah, the Greeks!

She laughs.

- It was interesting that movie ... Cine-novel, right?

- Yes.

You should see a doctor tomorrow. I know one is a friend.

It may be a virus. I too am woozy.

- I hope I you have not passed on. What?

- I know, the virus that itches. If it's a virus.

- I'm not fine. I believe that I must go to bed early.

Do you mind if I sleep alone. I'm bloated.

- We have not even had dinner. -It Is not there.

I'm wrong. I have...

- Thank you.

- I try to be fair but there are so many. You think it's silly?

- No, it's just that I see them more.

Good night then.

- Really? OK. -Yeah.

See you tomorrow. We keep in touch. -Yes.

'Television

* ...

- It's beautiful. -It's okay ?

- It itches everywhere and Jean too.

- Really? You're not 12 years you protect yourself anyway?

In the southwest, Lots of swingers clubs.

- Really ?

- Of course !

jazzy music suspense

a -

- South West...

a -

Foie gras, rugby ...

a -

Swingers clubs?

A -

Libertines foie gras?

A -

Oh!

- Nothing in particular.

You have been in the country?

- No.

- You are the campaign? No, I come to Biarritz.

- Yeah.

That's the change: you leave the fresh air,

for the Paris basin,

it is polluted, you will not stand.

Or is your apartment.

Where do you live ?

- At Beaugrenelle. Towers.

- They built anyhow.

Wash all your clothes and your apartment thoroughly.

Violette was not to worry.

She called me to prescribe tests.

- Tests ? -Y A lab in 2 steps,

they'll take you.

Urethral swab, HIV 1, HIV 2,

gonorrhea, herpes simplex 1 and 2,

hepatitis B and C, chlamydia, trichomoniasis,

syphilis and chancroid.

- No, are you kidding?

- Ah! And HPV! It's new, it.

- It's new ?

- The famous cancer the pipe and cunnilingus.

You know, Michael Douglas, the actor.

- Ah yes.

-40000, It is not possible.

- Candlesticks are removed?

- Out of the question.

- We'll find something else.

- It's my kitten?

- I or my laptop or keys, and I slammed the door.

You queues me yours? -Yes.

I do not like that when I can not reach you.

Lulu, okay?

You've really lost weight. -Thank you.

- We'll basketball. I am a fitness trainer.

- I screwed up with John.

- Again ?

- With my fear of disease.

- The shot of the tests?

Listening.

Mamounette, catching up.

Go get him to his taf for the lunch.

- Good idea.

- Come on.

- I do not even know where it is.

- Go!

Pass!

- No, I attack! -Vas Ahead and pass.

Applause

He's laughing.

- It is in grid 1.

Phone

a -

- You have not told your reum you not have it?

- It's a trick:without its keys, tonight she sleeps with her bloke.

I'm sick of hearing them moan.

I'm so tolerant but it exceeds the limits of the bearable.

- Damn, you're right, the guy, he abuses.

- Yeah.

She'll get it, it will panic.

- Hey, she will not fuck!

He's laughing.

Calm music

a -

- Well, congratulations!

I would be quicker on foot. Thanks for the visit !

- That's it.

A -

- The tip, you right to the end.

- Thank you.

A -

Thank you.

- Hello.

- I did all your tests, but had you forgotten Ebola.

- It's not an STD.

- The dish of the day.

- It was so hard Eloi's father who deceived me

and all these guys connected around me...

I struggle to trust. -Thank you.

- Mrs ? -Green beans.

- Violet, I stayed with my wife more than 20 years, and ...

- And swingers clubs? What?

- Nothing. Thank you. And since ?

- Since not much.

- I'm sorry for testing. -It Was nothing.

Blood test and cotton swab into the urethra.

- That must have hurt.

- A horror.

- I'm sorry.

- You're a little frapadingue, but I am with you.

- That is true ?

- There's a long time I almost died,

- Really ?

- No disease.

An accident. Ah!

Ah, accident? What happened ?

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