Original subtitles

( chatter )

Man: All right, all bets are down.

No more bets, please.

( roulette wheel spins )

( bell rings )

I'm just a bad boy

La, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia...

All dressed up in fancy clothes

I ain't takin' no troubIe

To blow my bubbles away

Man: There's a nice guy.

- Hey. - Hi!

Tail those two guys.

l'm takin' a ride in their car.

"ln all the galaxies,

"in all the endless reaches of space,

"l have found no planet more blessed than this one.

"And yet, in its uncontrollable insanity,

"the human race seeks to destroy this shining jewel,

"this blessed sphere, which men call Earth.

"And trapped upon this world of madness stand l

the Silver Surfer!"

( chuckles ) Yeah! Yeah, you tell 'em, Surfman!

You tell 'em!

Life is just a bowl of cherries

I ain't taking no trouble

To turn my nights into day

Hello, little Porsche!

The hot, raisin' son

Like to go home with me, little Porsche? Uh-huh.

Take me all the way to L.A. to see my baby!

I can see aII the foIks

They're laughin' at me

But I'm just naturally crazy

Bad boy Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia

( engine starts )

All dressed up in fancy clothes

I ain't takin' no troubIe

Woman: Jesse! Jesse!

Oh, Jess, take me with you!

Nah! Risky, baby.

Jess, l ain't scared of nothin'!

( shifts gear )

Boo!

( tires squeal )

Come on, you little baby Porsche!

Come on! Come on!

Yeah, that's right! Yeah!

All right. So first l go get the money.

Then l go ask Monica.

l say, "Monica, you ever been to Mexico, honey?"

l say, "Monica, darlin', you coming to Mexico with me?"

"Monica, you coming to Mexico with me!"

Me and Monica!

'Cause l'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be!

My Monica and me!

Me and Monica!

Yeah, me and Monica go to Mexico!

Look at that sky!

We got some music here?

( slides in tape )

Ain't you pretty?

Disco.

Manilow.

l know what we need! We need the Killer!

The Killer rocks on!

Mr. Jerry Lee Lewis and his pumpin' piano!

( fast piano music plays )

All right! Come on.

If you're gonna love me, pIease don't tease

If I can hold you, honey, Iet me squeeze

Well, my heart, it goes round and round

And my love comes tumblin' down

You Ieave me

Ah... breathIess!

Oh, I shake aII over

Honey, you know why? I'm sure it's Iove

Baby, now that ain't no lie...

Let me have a look here and see who just lost a Porsche.

Wow! Holy frijoles!

Ah...breathIess!

( imitates gunshots )

Ooh, baby! Mmm, crazy!

Honey, you're much too much

Now you know I can't Iove you enough

It's all right to hold me tight But when you love me,

Love me right!

- Come on, baby, - Come on, baby,

- now you don't be shy - Come on, don't be shy.

This worId was meant for just you and I

- Wind, rain, sIeet or snow - Rain, sleet or snow.

I'm gonna get you, baby...

My God! Look at that sky!

- You Ieave me...ah...breathIess! - You leave me...ah...breathless!

( imitates drums )

Come on, girl! Damn!

Grandma was slow, but she was old!

Hey, girls! You ever kiss a pig?

Girl: Look out!

Whoo!

( truck honks horn )

l say "Monica! l'm comin', baby!

l'm getting closer!"

Ooh, baby...

( siren wails )

Honey, you're much too much...

Shit! A cop!

Jinxed! l swear to God, l am jinxed!

Come on, baby, now you don't be shy

This Iove was meant for just you and I

Wind, rain, sIeet or snow,

Honey, Jerry's gonna get you wherever you go

You...Ieave me...

Ah...

BreathIess!

Come on! Goddamn!

Piece-of-shit Porsche!

( vehicles approach )

Officer: Freeze! Move away from the car!

Let me see your hands!

Get away from the car!

Move! l said move!

Get away from the car, you son of a bitch!

Get away from the car or l'll blow you away!

( gunshot )

( officer yells )

( officer groans )

( police radio chatter )

Jinxed.

( police radio chatter )

That's right. Keep goin'.

Keep goin'.

Around the corner. Nobody home.

Baby, l like yellow.

Oh, Monica. 19.

Nobody home.

- What do you think? - ( dog whines )

Hey, good idea.

- Man: Hello? - Woman: Who is it?

Roto-Rooter.

Woman: Hello?

2nd woman: Who is there, please?

( affected accent ) ls the pool man. l forgot my key.

( door buzzes )

Man ( over intercom ): ls that you, Troy?

( dog barks )

Monica!

l'm a bear for ya, baby!

l'm sniffin' around your honey tree!

Monica.

You Frenchy!

Who are you, dopey?

Schmuck!

Back to Disneyland for you.

You're so pretty.

( shower running, singing )

Ah, honey, honey, honey, hold on real tight

And if you love me, Iove me right

And if you love me, love me right!

Come on, baby, now don't be shy

This Iove was meant For just you and l.

Cheese!

Hey, Tolmatchoff. Shake it up!

Not there?

Do you know where he is?

Yeah. Yeah, it's Jesse.

l just got back into town.

He's holdin' some money for me. Gotta have it right away.

Hey, babe, come on. Talk to me.

Right. Catch him at work.

Where are you?

Monica.

Don't know much about history

Don't know much biology

Man: Who's in there now?

2nd man: Monica, the French girl.

They're squashing her now!

Man: Bad news, those guys are like vampires!

They're flunking everybody!

And I know that if you love me, too

What a wonderfuI worId this wouId be

Don't know much about geography

Don't know much trigonometry

Don't know much about algebra

Don't know what a sIide ruIer's for

But I do know one and one is two

And if this one couId be with you...

Let me help you with that.

- Sorry. - That's OK.

You're doing great. Just keep it cute.

Man: Go on, please.

I can win your love for me

Don't know much about history

Don't know much biology

There's a review in progress. You can't go in there now.

Hold that for me.

Hello, sunshine!

What? Excuse me. There's an exam going on in here!

Man: Who is this guy?

- Do you know him? - Fear not.

The Silver Surfer serves those in distress.

- ( mouths words ) - Well...

ls this a friend of yours, Monica?

Oh, no, no. She don't know me.

l'm here from Maintenance.

They sent me to pick up this table.

Are you crazy? There's an exam going on in here!

Go ahead. Ask me a question.

About how long you gonna be, pal?

Look, l gotta get this thing down to art class real quick.

Because they need something to put a banana on,

- so they can draw it. - Man: Haha.

You can't just draw a banana

when it's lying there on the floor.

Man: Now, just a minute!

2nd man: What's going on here?

That's a terrible stain.

Somebody ought to call Security on that young man!

3rd man: Hey, look at this.

Hey, wild man!

The kid's a good sport.

Give her an A.

Man: Can you go on, Monica?

You sure you're OK?

La, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta

History

Biology

Science book

French I took

Don't know much about history

Don't know much biology

Don't know much a science book

Don't know much about the French I took

But I do know that I love you

And I know that if you Iove me, too

What a wonderfuI worId this wouId be...

La, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta

History

Biology...

( affected accent ) Hello, kid!

Do you want to go to Mexico with me?

Did you do this because l left in the middle of the night?

Did l hurt your feelings... because l didn't say goodbye?

You could have 'caused me my degree! ( sighs )

All right, all right, all right, all right!

l know l'm crazy. l can't help it.

l guess l love you.

Love? We spent one or two nights together in Las Vegas.

- That's all. - Four.

- Come on. Let's go to Mexico! - Don't be ridiculous!

l have to study.

All right. Bring your books along.

We'll feed 'em to the big turtles!

- But l can't, Jesse. - ( imitates turtle )

l have to stay in school

or my family won't send me any more money.

Need money? l'm gonna give you money.

That's what l'm doin' here.

l'm pickin' up a big bag of money!

But you told me you had lots of enemies in L.A.

Yeah, l do. l do! My enemies and you.

- So you're in danger. - Yeah, l'm a desperado.

Desperado? What does it mean?

lt means l'm desperate for you, Monica!

lt's like blasting along the highway, going like 90,

maybe 100 miles an hour.

Suddenly there's a dip in the road--shmpt--

to suck your guts out! Your breath is gone!

That's me around you, sugar! That's me!

Breathless!

You're scaring me, Jesse.

Man: Hey, Kurt, wait up!

You can't just burst into a person's life

and explode it all up like this.

( sighs ) Las Vegas was a holiday. This is my life!

- Come here! - Oh, no! Go away, Jesse!

You're wrong, you know!

Las Vegas was real life. This here's a holiday.

Monica: Then go back to Las Vegas!

Man ( over radio ): California Highway Patrolman

H.R. Poindexter is on the criticaI Iist

at Mercy Hospital in Barstow

after a shoot-out in the Mojave Desert last night.

He was found early this morning near a car

stolen in Las Vegas yesterday.

The unknown assaiIant is believed to be heading

for Los Angeles.

A jacket with a wad of money but no biIIfoId

was Ieft at the scene.

- ( police siren wails ) - ln Los AngeIes...

Here we go.

This is where you wanted to get out, isn't it?

Huh?

- Here? - Oh, yeah. Right. Thanks.

- Thanks a lot. - OK.

Hello, little honey! Tolmatchoff around?

Thank you.

Hey, kemo sabe.

How ya doin'? Hello, kid.

Hey, sheik.

Got my money?

Yeah, he dropped it off for you yesterday. Back here.

So what's happening at the kasbah this week?

- l don't know. How's Vegas? - Great! l met a little girl.

We're going to Mexico together.

Mexico? So you're on the lam again.

Here you go. Payday.

Said to tell you it was a slick job.

He's ready to go again any time you want.

Wait a minute. What is this? A check?

This fuckhead, he couldn't send me some cash?

l don't know, man. l'm just an innocent bystander.

- You know that. - Right. Right. A check.

What am l gonna do with a check?

- You know how it is. Those guys play it strictly legit.

Can you cash it for me?

Not today, sorry. All my breadski's tied up.

- What about Berrutti? - Saw him yesterday in Venice.

He is rolling in cash. Give him a call.

Man: Tolmatchoff, got the charts?

Just a second, boss.

So, tell me. Who is this lovely young thing you came to see?

French girl. Schoolgirl. Great girl.

Kills me!

Yeah. ls Berrutti there?

What time's he gonna be back?

Well, look, tell him... Tell him that...

Tell him Jesse's looking for him. l'll call back later.

Bye.

There's something else about her, you know.

Something in her eyes.

French, you know?

- God! You're such a fuck-up! - Yeah, l know.

Adios, amigo.

( dramatic music plays )

Tolmatchoff! l told you l smelled something!

Hello, Lieutenant.

Enright and me were just reminiscing.

Remember when you turned in your buddy Johnny Goddard?

You guys needed some help, l gave it to you.

lt's gonna happen again. Jesse Lujack?

Also known as Jesse Lee Burns. Also known as Jack Burns.

Five ten, 160 pounds. Age 28. Medium-length brown hair.

This dump is his last known place of work. Street punk.

So what? l know him. He worked here.

Made some deliveries a few years ago.

So has he been around here lately?

No.

Lieutenant, this person you're looking for.

ls he kind of a seedy Vegas boy?

Yeah, maybe.

- Thinks he's cute. - Yeah.

- Somebody like that just left. - Bingo!

Accessory to murder! You know what that means!

( engine starts )

( upbeat music plays )

( horn plays tone )

OK!

Hey, kid. Take those home and put 'em on your boots.

Hey, wow! Thanks!

( soft music plays )

Anaheim, San Diego, Tijuana, points south!

Didn't you have a different car in Las Vegas?

Yeah. That one's in the shop getting fixed.

This one's just a loaner.

Good wind, huh?

lt's so hot. You like it?

Yeah. The hotter the better.

Gotta love those Santa Anas, honey!

Just stokin' up the fires!

Where you goin'?

Uh. Downtown. Bonaventure Hotel.

Come on, get in. l know a shortcut.

Come on.

( engine races )

Come on.

Open up, honey, it's your lover-boy me that's a-knockin'

Why don't you Iisten to me, sugar? All the cats are at the high school rockin'

Time to get your boppin' shoes

- You know who that is, don't - Yeah. You told me in Vegas.

Another crazy man. Lee Lewis?

Another crazy man? Another crazy man?

No! This is the one, the only,

the original, the true Jerry Lee Lewis!

Listen to this guy! He means it!

Can't stop, won't stop, never stop! Wow!

Jerry Lee--he's burnin'! B-B-Burnin'!

( Jesse imitates drums )

- What's so funny, honey? - You! Those clothes!

You don't like 'em? l'll take 'em off!

No! Stop!

What happened to the blue suit you had in Vegas?

- Blue suit? - Yeah. Your lucky suit.

lt wasn't the suit that was lucky, baby. lt was you.

When you walked out, l started rolling fool's dice.

Fool's dice. Snake eyes.

Double zero.

You roll dice too much.

You think that, huh?

You think maybe l was rolling dice, so l should've been rolling you.

Rockin' at the high school hop

Because they're jumpin' at the high schooI hop

We're roIIin' at the high school hop

- Jesse: l gotta make a stop. - Monica: But my appointment!

lt's all right. lt'll just take a minute.

( bell alarm ringing )

Monica: What is this place?

( Latin music plays )

Friend of mine, a guy who owes me some money.

He's got kind of an office here.

l like it. lt's very "sinistre."

Sinister! Spooky! Ooh!

Ooh! Yes.

Can we get something to eat?

Sit down.

Order anything you want, all right? Arcadia! Servicio, por favor!

l'll be back sooner than trouble.

l just want my money, man.

Jesse: Carlito.

l'll call you back. l'll--

( speaking Spanish ) What are you doin' here? Are you crazy?

l was out in Pasadena all day looking for Berrutti.

That's what l was doing.

- Berutti? - Hey, beep-beep, Jack.

That dude's been around.

The man's been around looking for you!

Twice they've been around here looking for you!

- For me? - Yeah! For you! For you!

- For you! - What for?

'Cause you shot a cop. What do you think?

Man, you shot a cop. This is serious business!

Man, what you think, you're Jesse James? A pistolero?

"Come and get me, copper!"

No, man. lt wasn't like that.

Shit! l gotta find Berrutti!

- Can you cash a check? - Check?

Forget it. Loan me 10. Give me 10.

Ten? Are you crazy? l ain't got no $10!

l got a buck 80 to my name!

l'll give you a bus pass, man. Good for the whole month.

Yeah.

Carlito: Hey, you with Jesse? Let me introduce myself.

Man: Occupado.

Hey! Hey, give me back that purse!

There's nothing in there for you!

Give me that purse! Give me it!

Give me that purse, junkie! Help!

Shit! Shit! Agh! Shit!

That's my sapphire! Hey, there's nothing in there!

There's nothing in that purse for you, junkie!

( yelling )

Jesse: Come on. You don't wanna be late.

Monica: What?

- Come on. - Wait! My taco!

Come on, you don't wanna miss your appointment, do you?

- Can we go fast again? - Nice girl, huh?

Arriba!

Monica: What is it?

Oh, Jesse, it's so cute!

That's my heart. Don't break it.

Listen, l'm staying with you tonight.

Not tonight. l can't.

l just wanna sleep with you.

Be nice to wake up together, wouldn't it?

l told you. l can't, Jesse.

( engine races, gear shifts )

Look, l want to know who this joker is

you got this appointment with tonight.

He's a professor of mine. lt's business.

- He's helping me get a job. - Yeah. Gonna sleep with him?

You Americans, you only think about sex.

Sex? l'm in love with you!

You love me, too. You'll see.

Stop! lt's over there.

l'm gonna park. l wanna meet this jerk.

No! Let me out!

Get outta here! Go on! Beat it!

( engine races )

Get away from me! Get lost!

Get outta here! l don't wanna see you anymore!

Man: l had a car reserved.

Monica!

Oh, hello, Paul.

Hey, great timing!

Huh?

What a dump!

- You know Frank Lloyd Wright? - Yeah.

This is Frank Lloyd Wrong!

Sorry you had to take the bus.

l had to chauffeur the famous little guy.

ls he here? The great Dr. Boudreaux?

Yeah. l told him all about you.

Whew. Mmm. You look terrific!

Really alive! You really oughta see yourself!

The wind it's exciting.

The wind? The wind often is exciting.

lt's so...windy, the wind.

All right, tonight you're gonna meet Dr. Boudreaux.

l want you to charm the guy. l know that you can.

( whistles ) Monica?

What did you tell him about me?

l told him that you were dazzling and you had this idea

how to make houses out of waterfalls and...

What's the matter? Monica, are you OK?

Yes, of course. Why?

l don't know. You seem a little distracted.

No. l was thinking.

Dr. Boudreaux-- l'd love to work for him.

Now, show me which one he is.

He's, uh...

the little one that looks so brilliant. We'll find him.

Jesse: Yeah, l know. They went to see Carlito, too.

What did you tell 'em?

Appreciate it.

l can't leave town till l cash this check.

What about Louis Minor

or that frizzy, ditsy blonde he always hangs with?

Shit!

Yeah, l'm already looking for Berrutti. Thanks, Marty.

( chatter )

Thank you, sir.

Woman: Bye-bye.

( car engine races )

Jesse: "...to serve Galactus and shall do so for evermore."

"lf such be my destiny, willingly do l accept it."

"My fate."

Boy: Man, you like the Silver Surfer?

Yeah, l like the Surfman.

l think he's a jerk.

No! No, man, he's a hero! He's a hero.

He's trying to save the world from Galactus.

What's wrong with that?

He's crazy!

He could get away any time he wants.

He's got the power cosmic.

You know why he stays?

He stays 'cause he likes it here on Earth.

He wants to help the people out.

Yeah, but they don't want his help.

They're always after him.

The cops and the marines.

He's a jerk.

Hey, why don't you go lie down in the road for a spell?

The Surfman's a jerk! Heh.

( sighs )

"Love is the power supreme."

Hey, you gonna buy that book? This ain't no library.

Boy: The Surfer's nuts to hang around!

l mean, he knows that life on Earth has no meaning!

lt's chaos! lt's out of control!

But he's got a chance to break away!

l mean, he's plugged into the galaxy!

He's got the power cosmic!

Only a jerk would stay when he could go.

Huh?

Yeah, maybe you're right.

The Silver Surfer sucks!

( drops keys on table )

Buenos dias, senorita.

Oh, no!

What are you doing here?

Well, the Beverly Wilshire was booked up so l came here.

There are plenty of other hotels.

Not for me. l always stay at the Beverly Wilshire.

You're really crazy.

Come here. Come on. Hey, hey, hey!

You don't even say hello to me?

Why can't l ever be alone when l wanna be alone?

( sighs )

Monica, did you fuck your teacher last night?

Did ya?

Come on. Tell me.

Monica: Leave me alone! l'm thinking!

Monica, you didn't come home last night.

lt is last night, and l am home.

My home, not yours!

( imitates monkey )

Why are you looking at me?

Just lookin'.

Why are you so afraid to sleep with me again?

Because you scare me.

l don't know what you want from me.

Everything.

That's too much.

What do you want from me?

l don't know.

Something.

That's not enough.

All or nothing with me, baby!

God, l love that look on your face

when you're afraid and surprised at the same time!

l just wanna climb inside of you!

That feels good.

Would it feel so good

if some other guy was touching you like this?

You're like one of those girls

who'll fuck everybody in the whole world

except the guy who loves her.

You're like one of those rides at Disneyland.

Wow! You make me dizzy!

Show me your tits.

What? What for? Tare!

Jesse: What?

Tare. lt means crazy, disgusting person, jerk.

Tare?

l'm a tare?

Forget it. Show me your toes.

A woman's toes are very important.

l'd love to know what's behind that face of yours.

l stare at you and stare at you and l can't see anything.

What do you wanna know?

l'm from Earth. l'm a person. l love you.

That's not enough.

Jesse...

What?

Say something nice.

Like what?

l don't know.

l don't know either.

All right. How's this?

Your shoes were red, my suit was blue.

You left me in Vegas, but l'll always love you.

That's nice, isn't it?

Hello. Strand Auto Parts?

Hello, Mr. Birnbaum?

ls he gonna be there this afternoon?

All right, well, tell him...

tell him l wanna come see him.

Jack Burns.

Yeah. l think Mario called.

Called him all about me from Vegas.

l'm supposed to bring over a little foreign job.

Jack Burns.

Right. This afternoon.

- Bye. - A little foreign job?

- Not you, a car. - Oh.

( television turns on )

Monica, come out here.

Monica: No!

( channels changing )

ls this your driver's license?

What?

No, no. That's my brother's. Mine's in the car.

But the name here is Jack Burns. How can he be your brother?

Oh, yeah, right, right. That...

Well, he's not my real brother.

You see, 'cause when...

when l was born, my mother was already divorced.

l doubt it.

Me, too.

You know William Faulkner?

Who's he? Somebody you fucked?

The most beautiful American writer.

He wrote my favorite line.

"Between grief and nothing, l will take grief."

This guy sounds like a lot of laughs.

No! Seriously.

Grief or nothing? What would you choose?

Nothing.

Like l told you, baby. All or nothing with me.

lf l was William Faulkner, would you let me touch you like this?

( phone ringing )

No.

Monica (on recorder): Hello. This is Monica.

l'm not here, but if you want to leave a message

and tell me your name and your telephone number,

l will call you as soon as l come back.

And don't forget to wait for the beep sound.

Thank you.

( beep )

Paul: Hello, Monica. Paul.

l'm sorry that Boudreaux ran off last night...

Jesse: What?

Paul: but you can meet him this afternoon.

l wangled you a pass to the groundbreaking.

l got you an invitation. So, great.

l'll tell you.

You make keeping promises very easy.

Jesse: Fuck you, Charlie!

No, don't turn it off.

Paul: You know where it is, in Venice off of Main and Rose.

Right. And you'll meet him.

And the old and the famous and everybody.

This afternoon at 3:00. Three o'clock.

And one more thing.

l enjoyed last night enormously.

Ciao.

( beep )

Uh-huh.

...The suspect has an extensive criminaI record of car thefts

and petty crimes in PennsyIvania,

New Jersey, and California.

This is believed to be Lujack's first murder charge.

PoIice have issued this 1975 photo of Lujack...

( showing running )

Woman ( on TV ): Medium-length brown hair,

age 28, with a small heart- shaped tattoo on his chest.

We'll be keeping you informed on this story as it develops.

Caught in a trap

I can't get out

I'm caught in a trap!

I can't waIk out, I'm caught in a trap

I can't waIk out

Because I love you too much...

Because I love you too much, baby

Why can't you see

What you're doin' to me?

Jesse?

When you don't believe a word I say

We can't go on together

With suspicious minds

And we can't buiId our dreams

On suspicious minds

Monica: You're crazy!

Jesse: So what?

Monica: lt's OK. l like it.

Aah!

Caught in a trap

I can't waIk out

Because I love you too much, baby

Monica: l'm late.

No.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey! Don't take a shower.

l want us to smell like we've been fuckin'.

That one.

What's that?

The Silver Surfer.

Sky-rider of the spaceways.

Who is he?

Who's he?

He's a space-lost freak lookin' for love.

Love?

Yeah. You see, he's got this problem with his girlfriend.

They're trapped on two different galaxies.

No kiddin', really. l'll show you. Come here.

See, he's gotta go away, never to return.

"Though infinity beckons, l must leave behind my very heart."

"Never has there been,

never will there be another such as you."

Monica: "lf leave you must, then let us depart together!"

Jesse: "Say no more! lt cannot be! lt can never be!

Where soars the Silver Surfer, there must he soar alone."

lt's sad.

Why does he have to soar alone?

lt's a long story.

He never stops thinking about her.

He doesn't forget. Listen to this.

"l have seen the birth of planets

"and the death of worlds.

"l have seen galaxies crumble and new suns aborning.

But in every star, in every sun, l see her face!"

Hey, what are you doin'?

Trying to shut my eyes very tight so everything goes black.

But it never gets completely black.

You know, you said l was afraid.

lt's true.

l'm afraid because l'd like you to love me.

And then of...

l don't know.

l wish you wouldn't love me.

You don't fit into my plan for my life.

Well, you're just going to have to change those plans, darlin'.

Anyway, don't worry about it.

l don't love you the way you think l do, anyway.

How do you love me?

Not the way you think.

You don't know what l think.

Yes, l do.

You don't know what l'm thinking about now.

Yes, l do.

l might be pregnant, Jesse.

Did you see a doctor?

Tomorrow.

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! A little muchacho for you and me!

Maybe.

lt's not for sure.

Woman ( over police radio ): ...1961 MGB Roadster.

Color pink.

Officer: How long's the car been parked here?

2nd Officer: We don't know yet, Lieutenant.

Lieutenant: You don't know? Find out! Ask!

2nd Officer: Lieutenant, there's three freeways

two blocks from here. He could be long gone.

Lieutenant: Nah, he ain't gone. He's around here somewhere.

l can smell him!

- Woman: No! - Boy: Yes!

Woman: No!

Boy: Yes!

( tires squeal )

So many cars in your business.

Hey, where's my favorite dress?

lsn't a woman allowed to change her mind?

l feel so free with you.

( police siren in distance )

Come on. Let's just go, sugar. Let's just go.

Please, Jesse. l can't be late for this meeting.

( engine races )

( imitates police siren )

All right! Come on, baby! Say it! Say it!

Talk to me, baby! Say it! Mexico!

Let's go to Mexico and have a baby!

We'll see.

Try to understand me, Jesse.

l have to think about the future.

The future?

Yeah. l heard about it. Never seen it.

Sounds like bullshit to me.

Stop calling what l wanna do bullshit!

What you do is bullshit, too!

Bullshit it is! The future's Mexico!

Say it. ( affected accent ) Mexico. Mexico!

Mexico!

How long is this hole-diggin' shindig gonna last?

About an hour.

There is a sidewalk cafe down the way.

Why don't you meet me there?

l'll be there, baby.

( dramatic music plays )

( nearby car honks )

Officer! l saw this man drop that girl off over there.

Worker: Morning, ma'am!

2nd Worker: Ho, ho, ho! That's good there!

( indistinct conversations )

( man cat-calling )

Hello, Paul.

Paul: Dr. Boudreaux, l'd like you to meet Monica Poiccard.

This is the student that l was telling you about.

lt's a great honor, Dr. Boudreaux.

Sir, she's the best candidate for a fellowship

that l've ever seen.

To work with me? Why?

Everybody says you're a genius.

That's true. So?

Well, l want to learn to make buildings that last.

Don't be foolish. Nothing lasts.

- Jesse: Birnbaum? - Man: Yeah.

Jack Burns.

Oh, yes. Mr. Burns.

Jesse: Yeah, l left a message for you this morning.

You get it?

Yes, Mr. Burns.

Jesse: Mario sent me.

Yes, Mr. Burns!

Move over here. l wanna run it up to the office.

Did anybody call about me?

Yes, they called, Mr. Burns.

They said you were gonna bring a foreign job, not a T-bird.

Yeah. Yeah, l know. l know. That one didn't work out for me.

Ah-ha.

- So? New? - So what about this one?

lt's a classic.

Perfect paint job.

One of a kind. Unique.

Cream puff. Cherry.

- 1 ,200. - Deal.

You got one problem.

l won't be able to give you the money till next week.

You fat fuck!

What about you, Mr. Jack Burns?

What time is it? Five o'clock yet?

- l got ten after five. - Where's the phone?

( chatter )

Boudreaux: Wait a minute.

Too many old prunes in this picture!

We need some flowers.

Monica, come with us.

- Me? - Great. Looks like you're in.

OK! That's more like it!

Where?

Boudreaux: Next to the picture.

Woman: Oh, this is better. Who is she?

Man: Look this way! Smile, honey!

( chatter )

Man: Big smile! Here we go! That's nice!

- Know this punk? - No!

You were seen with him 20 minutes ago.

He had his hand on your ass and his tongue down your throat!

Don't tell me you don't know him.

He is...

Come on. You wanna talk with me.

Paul: Excuse me. Hey, who are you?

A cop looking for a cop-killer. Stay out of it, junior.

Reporter: Cop-killer? Give me the scoop!

Still wanna tell me you don't know him?

No... l mean...

- lt's Jesse. - Jesse what? Jesse Lujack?

Where is he now?

- l don't know! - You don't know?

Listen, listen.

Listen! Don't F-U-C-K with the L.A.P.D!

Please! He's just a guy l've seen four or five times!

l met him in Las Vegas. l don't know anything about him!

Ma'am, after he dropped you off, where'd he go?

l don't know, l tell you!

She's lying.

Book her!

What's the charge?

Suspicion.

He's going away.

Today sometime.

San Francisco.

He's going to San Francisco.

He knows a man in San Francisco,

a man who owes him money, and Jesse's--

The name. What's the name?

Lewis.

Berrutti's gone?

Yeah, of course l'll meet him.

Yeah.

Garage, downtown.

Yeah.

Got it. 8:30.

( metallic banging )

You're wasting your time.

l keep the moolah in the cooler.

- Advance me 500. - No.

50.

No!

20.

Read my lips...

Read my lips, fat-ass!

l can sell this car to 50 other guys!

Hey, Pancho, where's the jumper?

Don't ask me, man. Ask the boss.

OK, Birnbaum. Don't fuck with me!

Why don't you take a walk, punk?

You stole my jumper, scumbag!

So what are you gonna do? Call the cops?

Aah!

OK! l can't breathe!

lt's in my shorts, OK? lt's in my shorts!

The moolah's in the cooler!

This is for my taxi, you little tare!

Man: Hey, boss, what's goin' on?

Are you all right?

Do l look all right, dickhead? You get him! Get that fuck!

Birnbaum: Over there, you bean-head! That way!

( chatter )

( dog barking )

Just don't turn around. Nothing.

No, no, sweetheart. Don't turn around.

There's a cop.

This guy killed a cop?

l don't know.

No, hey.

You can tell me. Did he?

l don't know.

You're in love with him?

- Are you in love with him? - l don't know!

Oh, Jesus Christ! What do you mean you don't know?

Are you young?

Look, do you know what you're doing?

Let's say he's around here. lf he's around here,

you're gonna lead the cops right to him.

You want every cop in the world here?

Wait! Wait! This is that crazy man from the classroom?

This is the lunatic who broke in?

What is this? You're crazy!

Monica, do you understand

that you can ruin your life with a guy like this?

lt's not like that.

- You don't know. - What?

You don't know me.

No, l guess l don't, l guess.

Listen, Paul.

l wish l had time to explain, but l have to go.

l'm sorry.

Monica.

Paul: Monica, if you ever need a place to hide out or anything.

Monica.

Hey, what's going on, guys?

Man: Hey, good lookin'!

Monica!

Ain't you happy to see me, sugar?

You! Police!

l see you!

l'm talking to you!

Don't try to pretend!

Why are you following me?

Because you are looking for a tremendous amount of trouble!

l didn't do anything.

Your boyfriend just killed a cop and you know where he is.

So you might as well tell us.

Monica: But l told you. He's gone to San Francisco!

Cop: What are you gonna do? You gonna get deported?

That's my girl!

l told you the truth! He's gone!

Let me tell you the truth!

You don't play ball with us,

you're on the next Concorde outta here!

Green card, passport, bingo.

( car engine starts )

We're trying to help you, but you gotta start helping us.

We got a witness who saw you with Lujack an hour ago.

He must be around here somewhere.

When did you last see him?

( engine races )

- Jesus! - ( tires squeal )

Hey! You!

- Aah! - ( brakes squeal )

You comin' or not?

Mexico! Mexico! ( affected accent ) Mexico!

( tires squealing )

Woman: Hey, man! Watch it!

Man: Check your oil, man?

Get the stuff out of the back window so l can see.

The cop!

He's running to the telephone box!

( woman screaming )

- ( tires squealing ) - ( horns honking )

What do we do now?

Now we go get the money. Get rid of this heap.

We'll get a car that'll take us all the way to the border.

Mexico by sunrise, baby!

By sunrise?

ln Mexico...

Yeah?

ls it hot?

Yeah, it's hot!

Hot tamale!

Aah!

Can we live in a house of grass, by the sea?

Sounds good. You, me, the muchacho.

Yeah. You, me, the baby,

the grass house, the sea.

You got it, darlin'. You got it.

And there is nothing else.

Everything else goes away.

There ain't nothin' else. That's it.

Love is the power supreme!

That's the whole story, baby!

( dance music plays )

Damn! Look at her dance!

Aah!

Hey, Berrutti!

Ray, he's cool. He's cool.

Maybe l should say "He's hot!"

Maybe the word is lucky.

- ls that the word, kid? - Finally!

The word is jinxed, my friend.

- l'm in a jam. - Yeah.

Hey, Stretch,

why don't you take this little lady for a nice dance?

Come on, little lady.

- Have fun. - What do you need, pal?

You need some help at the border? l got a friend--

- Clean check l gotta cash. - Oh, yeah?

Jerk gives you a check, huh?

Well, this'll have to be tomorrow morning.

No, tonight. Now.

l don't have enough cash tonight, pal.

Hey, where'd you get those pants? What are you trying to do?

Disguise yourself as an asshole?

How many times have l told you that style counts?

l'm gonna give you this jacket.

Put you in style.

Make you feel a lot better.

Ain't that beautiful?

What's that look on your face?

Love, l guess.

Oh, what a drag!

Listen, pal, got a place to stay?

( tires squeal )

Cops, cops. Which way out of here?

Berutti: Over there.

( siren chirps )

Cops, cops, cops.

- Jesse: Do you know The Pines? - Berutti: Sure.

- 8:30 in the morning. OK? - You got it, pal.

Just jump on. Here's all l got.

- Officer: There's the girl! - That's Lujack with her!

Hold it! Police!

Monica!

Get 'em! Get 'em!

The elevator! He's going down in the elevator!

l got 'em down here!

Come on, Lujack, we got you!

Don't shoot! He's got the girl with him!

( music playing )

Now the reason we're here

As man and woman

- Is to Iove each other - Run! Run!

Take care of each other

When Iove waIks in the room

Everybody stand up

Oh, it's good, good, good

Like Brigitte Bardot

( tires squealing )

Man: Stop! What are you doing?

Cop: Faster, faster! He's right there!

Let me outta here! Come on!

Cop: Shut up! Faster!

Look at you steering a getaway car!

- Jesse: You scared? - Monica: Yeah.

But you like it, don't you?

Yeah!

Don't stop now! We got him!

Ram him! Ram him!

Look round the room

Life is unkind

- Hit him again! - We fall but we keep gettin' up

Over and over and over and over and over and over

Turn the goddamn wheel!

- Man: Stop, you son of a bitch! - Cop: Halt! Halt!

Me and you

Every night, every day

We'll be together

Always this way

Your eyes are blue

Like the heavens above

( siren blaring )

TaIk to me, darIin'

With a message of love

The cops! The cops!

The reason we're here

Every man, every woman

Is to Iove each other

Police officers! Freeze! Freeze!

Stand by each other

( helicopter blades whirring )

- When Iove waIks in the room - l'm going after Lujack.

Everybody stand up

Oh, it's good, good, good

Say I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you

( helicopter hovering above )

( tires squeal )

( car doors open, footsteps )

Cop: What do you see?

Nah.

There's nothing down there.

( car doors close )

( vehicle leaves )

Man ( in movie ): Do you want onions?

2nd Man: Sure.

- Man: Cost you a nickle more. - Movie.

2nd Man: Never mind the onions.

Man: HoId the unions.

What a fooI I was to think we could buck Las Vegas.

2nd Man: Ijust ran into a bad streak, that's aII.

Are we safe now?

l think so.

We have to stay here a while.

2nd Man: Well, we still got a tankfuI of gas anyway.

- Woman: Bob? - Man: Yeah.

Woman: You remember what I was talking about?

Bob: Yeah.

Now l know why it's all or nothing with you.

- Having fun? - ( giggling )

Shh. Shh. Shh.

Woman: By George! No more hot water.

Look at you.

You're a knockout, kid.

( clicks tongue )

Woman: I want things, a lot of things. Big things.

I don't want to be afraid of Iife or anything eIse.

I told you I was no good...

l don't wanna be afraid of life or anything else.

You don't have to be afraid of nothing.

Man: I'll hock my guns.

That'll give us enough dough to make another start.

Woman: There isn't enough money in those guns

for the kind of start I want.

I want a guy with spirit and guts.

A guy who can Iaugh at anything or do anything.

l wanna make love to you.

Monica, are you crazy?

So what?

So l like it.

Woman: Come on.

Let's finish it the way we started it

on the IeveI.

Open your eyes.

( dramatic music plays )

( gunshot in movie )

You see anything you like?

- This one? - The red one?

- Mm-hmm. - Eldorado!

( radio plays uptempo music )

Monica: What is this place?

Jessie: This is where Berrutti's gonna meet us in the morning.

Call it The Pines.

You ever hear of Errol Flynn?

Famous crazy fucker and movie star.

This was his spread.

Monica: This is where we stay tonight?

No, up at the top.

Right by the pool.

Got the honeymoon suite with a view!

( music playing )

( radio shuts off )

What does jinx mean?

What?

Your friend back there-- you told him you were jinxed.

( laughs )

Jinxed means you got the devil's blessing.

Ever seen the devil?

How much money will you get from Berrutti?

- ( car door opens ) - Enough for a while.

( car door closes )

What will we do in Mexico when the money is finished?

Get more

Keep goin'.

Money's my middle name, baby.

How do we get more?

Become thieves?

l don't know.

What do you keep asking me these questions for all the time?

About the future, which l don't know,

you don't know.

Nobody knows it!

So fuck it, roll the dice.

( humming )

( radio playing in Spanish )

( Jesse working on engine )

Jesse?

Jesse: What?

l just wanted to say good morning.

Jesse: So far so good.

Ow! God damn it.

- What are you doing? - Examining these plugs.

The pimp that owned this thing really treated it like a piece of shit.

- Jesse? - What?

Tell me you love me.

Yeah, sure l do, sugar.

Damn it!

Can you do me a favor, pumpkin.

Go down and get us a carton of milk,

some Ding Dongs, and a newspaper, all right?

Get yourself something, too.

Gonna be your last American food for a while, baby.

Come on, honey. Don't be down.

We're just getting to the good part.

Come on, step on it.

Berrutti's gonna be here in 20 minutes.

We gotta vamoose outta these parts.

Jesse.

Shit!

What?

Nothing.

Just looking at you.

( cash register whirring )

Cashier: l've seen you someplace before.

What?

Are you on a TV show?

No.

On a quiz show, huh?

Let's Make a Deal, right?

No.

Well, thanks. l'll think of it.

( bell dings )

Oh, merde!

( bell dings )

Hey, hop in.

We'll meet Berrutti down by the gate.

Where's my newspaper?

l can't go with you, Jesse.

Not now, sugar. Come on.

What's wrong?

l called the police. l told them you were here.

What the fuck for?

Huh?

lt don't make any sense!

lt makes sense!

No, it doesn't.

Monica, you love me.

l don't want to love you!

l don't want to go with you!

Just now when l went down the hill,

l wanted to keep going on.

l was not gonna come back.

You love me. You say it!

l was not going to come back.

But l knew you would come after me,

and l knew you wouldn't stop coming after me!

But you love me!

Now say it!

- lt doesn't matter if l-- - Say it!

lt doesn't matter if l love you!

lt's wrong for us.

You don't see, but l can't stop you, Jesse.

You're damn right you can't stop me.

That's why l called the police-- so that you would have to go!

Go, Jesse, please! Quickly!

All right.

You say you don't love me. Then l'll go.

You gotta say it.

Say it and l'll go.

lt's easy. Go on. Say it.

You can't say it, can you?

l don't love you.

You liar.

My little liar!

Please, Jesse.

My God! Berrutti!

We can still make it, darlin'!

l know a hundred ways out of this town!

l'll be right back!

Berrutti!

Get outta here quick!

Your little French girl called the cops!

- Get in the car, man! - l can't leave her, Tony.

Are you crazy, man? The broad turned you in!

Where's your brain, Jesse? You're gonna blow it all!

You know me, Tony. All or nothin'.

We got the money!

lt's all the way now, baby!

Look, pal. This is all l can do for you now.

Adios, amigo!

You're whacked out of your skull!

( sirens blaring )

Jesse!

( brakes screech )

Cop: Freeze!

Don't do it! You'll be chopped meat!

Put up your hands!

Let's see your hands!

( uptempo music plays )

If you're gonna love me, lover, please don't tease

If I can hold you, honey, Iet me squeeze

My head goes round and round

And my Iove comes tumbIin' down

No, Jesse!

You... you leave me...

ah...

Jesse! l love you, Jesse!

BreathIess!

Ha!

Now, if you love me, please don't leave

lf l can hoId you, then let me squeeze

My heart goes round and round,

My love come tumbling down

You Ieave me

Ah... breathIess!

WeII, I shake aII over and you know why

I just love how you walk on by

'Cause when you call my name

You know I burn Iike wood infIamed

And you leave me

Ah... breathIess!

Ooh, baby

You're driving me crazy

You're much too much--

I cannot love you enough

If it's all right, then hold me tight

When you love me, Iove me right

Come on, baby, now don't be shy

'Cause Iove was meant for you and l

Wind, rain, sIeet or snow

I'm gonna get you wherever you go

You Ieave me

Ah... breathIess!

Ooh, baby

You're driving me crazy

You're much too much

I cannot love you enough

It's all right to hold me tight

When you love me, Iove me right

Come on, baby, now don't be shy

'Cause Iove was meant for you and l

Wind, rain, sIeet or snow

I'm gonna get you wherever you go

You have Ieft me

Ah... breathIess!