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Hello darling, you alright?
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Yeah. Where do you want to go?
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Erm, London.
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You want to go to London, yeah?
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Okay, yeah, jump in then. Thank you.
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Right,
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so what part of London do you want to go
to then, love?
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Erm, everywhere.
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Everywhere? Well, a bit more specific
than that. I can't just drop you
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can I?
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Erm... I don't know where to go, but I
want to see everything.
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Do you do tourist activities?
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Yeah, I want to do sightseeing.
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Yeah, you want to sightsee Buckingham
Palace, Tower Bridge, things like that?
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Yeah. All right, cool.
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So where are you from then?
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I'm from Japan.
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Oh, Japan.
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What part of Japan?
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Near Osaka.
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Right. First time in London?
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Yes, it's my first time in the UK.
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First time in the UK?
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Yeah.
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Right, since it's your first time in
London, us cab drivers have a little
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tradition, you know?
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Yeah? Yeah.
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I'll give you a free ride, right?
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How about this?
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Okay, thanks.
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If...
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and flash me your tits?
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What's that?
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I'm serious.
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That's what we're using in England.
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I don't believe you.
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Huh? I don't believe you.
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No, I'm serious. This isn't going to be
an expensive ride as well because we're
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on the suburbs and we're taking you
right into central London, see?
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Okay. It's going to be expensive.
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Are you serious?
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Huh? Are you serious?
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Of course, yeah. I'll give you a free
ride.
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Okay. Flash me your tits and I'll
promise you I'll be free. I won't charge
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Okay.
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Fucking hell, look at them.
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Fucking lovely pair of fucking tits they
are. It's the first time I've seen a
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fucking Japanese pair of tits, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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I've got another question for you. How
long are you here for?
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I think one week, about.
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You're here for a week, are you? Yeah.
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Fucking hell.
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All right.
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You think it's enough?
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Well, you know, it's a little bit
longer, but... We can fit everything in
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just, you know, keep yourself busy,
but... Yeah.
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Uh... Right.
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I've got another question for you.
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Okay. How about this?
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You're obviously going to need to get
around London, ain't you?
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Yeah? You're going to need a little help
and help, ain't you? To get around,
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show you the sights and everything,
yeah? Really?
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You? Yeah, yeah. What are you going to
deal with?
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On one condition, right?
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On one condition, you understand?
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No. Okay.
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On one condition, if you let me get in
the bag and have some fun with you. How
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about that? And I'll drive you around
all fucking week.
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Fuck all.
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Absolutely nothing.
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What do you mean by fun?
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Well, you know, a bit of fucking fun.
You know, same means the same in Japan,
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it doesn't matter.
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You know, I'm talking about sexual fun,
yeah?
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Oh, sexual fun. Maybe I'll have a little
fucking blowjob. Okay. And then maybe
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I'll have a little fucking... What?
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Never fucked a Japanese girl.
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Honestly, I'll save you fucking hundreds
of pounds.
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What do you say?
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Come on.
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Okay.
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Yeah?
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Are you serious?
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I'm fucking serious, yeah. Are you
serious?
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This is a really strange tradition.
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Yeah, I know, but this is your first
time in London. You might as well make
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memorable experience, don't you think?
Yeah, it's true. Yeah? It's true?
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Yeah. Come on, let's go and fucking...
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So, this is another new thanks from me.
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You're my first English stick.
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Really? Yeah.
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Wow, I'm only more than too happy to
upload.
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Let me come and see you in the back
then. Yeah.
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It's the first time for everything,
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isn't it? For both of us.
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First Japanese girl from there and first
English boy from here.
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That's particular.
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You like that?
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Japanese girls like being fucking held
by the front.
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A good girl.
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You like that, don't you?
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That's why we call it a sightseeing,
aren't we?
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You come out and see the sights?
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You can see Big Ben.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yes.
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Fuck.
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You've got some deep throat skills there
girl.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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yes.
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Thank you.
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I need to get out.
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I'm going to have to turn this on that
fucking thing.
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I know.
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Oh, my goodness.
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I'm going to have to turn that fucking
thing on.
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Get that more comfortable, shall we?
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on that date, baby.
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I'll tell you what, girl.
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You're well and truly out in your
fucking several weeks free ride. Yay!
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Come on, let's get you cleaned up and
get you fucking sightseeing, girl.
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