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Hello darling, you alright?

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Yeah. Where do you want to go?

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Erm, London.

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You want to go to London, yeah?

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Okay, yeah, jump in then. Thank you.

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Right,

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so what part of London do you want to go
to then, love?

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Erm, everywhere.

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Everywhere? Well, a bit more specific
than that. I can't just drop you

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can I?

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Erm... I don't know where to go, but I
want to see everything.

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Do you do tourist activities?

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Yeah, I want to do sightseeing.

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Yeah, you want to sightsee Buckingham
Palace, Tower Bridge, things like that?

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Yeah. All right, cool.

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So where are you from then?

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I'm from Japan.

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Oh, Japan.

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What part of Japan?

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Near Osaka.

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Right. First time in London?

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Yes, it's my first time in the UK.

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First time in the UK?

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Yeah.

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Right, since it's your first time in
London, us cab drivers have a little

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tradition, you know?

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Yeah? Yeah.

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I'll give you a free ride, right?

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How about this?

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Okay, thanks.

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If...

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and flash me your tits?

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What's that?

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I'm serious.

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That's what we're using in England.

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I don't believe you.

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Huh? I don't believe you.

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No, I'm serious. This isn't going to be
an expensive ride as well because we're

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on the suburbs and we're taking you
right into central London, see?

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Okay. It's going to be expensive.

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Are you serious?

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Huh? Are you serious?

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Of course, yeah. I'll give you a free
ride.

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Okay. Flash me your tits and I'll
promise you I'll be free. I won't charge

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Okay.

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Fucking hell, look at them.

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Fucking lovely pair of fucking tits they
are. It's the first time I've seen a

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fucking Japanese pair of tits, you know?
Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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I've got another question for you. How
long are you here for?

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I think one week, about.

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You're here for a week, are you? Yeah.

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Fucking hell.

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All right.

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You think it's enough?

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Well, you know, it's a little bit
longer, but... We can fit everything in

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just, you know, keep yourself busy,
but... Yeah.

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Uh... Right.

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I've got another question for you.

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Okay. How about this?

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You're obviously going to need to get
around London, ain't you?

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Yeah? You're going to need a little help
and help, ain't you? To get around,

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show you the sights and everything,
yeah? Really?

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You? Yeah, yeah. What are you going to
deal with?

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On one condition, right?

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On one condition, you understand?

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No. Okay.

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On one condition, if you let me get in
the bag and have some fun with you. How

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about that? And I'll drive you around
all fucking week.

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Fuck all.

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Absolutely nothing.

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What do you mean by fun?

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Well, you know, a bit of fucking fun.
You know, same means the same in Japan,

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it doesn't matter.

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You know, I'm talking about sexual fun,
yeah?

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Oh, sexual fun. Maybe I'll have a little
fucking blowjob. Okay. And then maybe

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I'll have a little fucking... What?

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Never fucked a Japanese girl.

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Honestly, I'll save you fucking hundreds
of pounds.

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What do you say?

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Come on.

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Okay.

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Yeah?

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Are you serious?

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I'm fucking serious, yeah. Are you
serious?

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This is a really strange tradition.

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Yeah, I know, but this is your first
time in London. You might as well make

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memorable experience, don't you think?
Yeah, it's true. Yeah? It's true?

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Yeah. Come on, let's go and fucking...

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So, this is another new thanks from me.

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You're my first English stick.

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Really? Yeah.

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Wow, I'm only more than too happy to
upload.

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Let me come and see you in the back
then. Yeah.

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It's the first time for everything,

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isn't it? For both of us.

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First Japanese girl from there and first
English boy from here.

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That's particular.

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You like that?

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Japanese girls like being fucking held
by the front.

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A good girl.

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You like that, don't you?

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That's why we call it a sightseeing,
aren't we?

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You come out and see the sights?

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You can see Big Ben.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, yes.

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Fuck.

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You've got some deep throat skills there
girl.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh,

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yes.

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Thank you.

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I need to get out.

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I'm going to have to turn this on that
fucking thing.

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I know.

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Oh, my goodness.

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I'm going to have to turn that fucking
thing on.

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Get that more comfortable, shall we?

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on that date, baby.

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I'll tell you what, girl.

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You're well and truly out in your
fucking several weeks free ride. Yay!

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Come on, let's get you cleaned up and
get you fucking sightseeing, girl.

