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Our factory works
24/7 to produce candy,
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and we have over 500 employees!
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Here you can see where the cocoa
is mixed with the sugar and milk!
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Wow, cool!
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Chocolate rules.
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You should know, fat ass.
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Ay!
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I'm not fat, you sneaky jew!
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Oh God, you guys,
really? This again?
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And here is where all the
Fudge is put into boxes
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to be shipped all over the world!
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Kinda like Cartman's
dad shipped out on him.
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I have a dad, butthole!
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My mom is my dad!
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You guys, stop!
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All you're doing is rehashing
a bunch of old stuff!
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Hey Stan, isn't that Tom Cruise?
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Huh?
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Oh wow, it is!
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Hey guys, check it out.
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Tom Cruise is a Fudge packer.
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What did you call me?
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Hey, that is Tom Cruise!
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How come you're packin' Fudge,
Mr. Cruise?
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I'm not a Fudge packer!
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Dude, you don't have to
be ashamed or anything.
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But I'm not a Fudge packer!
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Then why are you packing Fudge?
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I'm not.
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I'm a very busy actor!
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I'm just here trying to get away for
a weekend and do some fly fishing!
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Dude, you are in a Fudge
factory packing Fudge.
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Oh that does it.
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I will sue you!
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For what?
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You can't just call somebody a
Fudge packer, and get away with it!
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Hey is that Fudge
packer Tom Cruise?
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That's it!
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I'm suing this entire
intolerant town!
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- But dude...
- no buts!
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You wanna accuse somebody
of being a Fudge packer,
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you're gonna pay the consequences!
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Guys, I wanna really thank
you all for coming.
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Shockingly, I've just been slandered
once again in the town of South Park,
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something I know you
all can relate to.
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Sure can.
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That damn town.
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I can't believe it.
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That town just seems to be a
hotbed of hatred and lies!
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I'm fed up with it.
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That town suggested
I was made of shit.
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Yeah.
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Well, I was just over there
doing some fly fishing,
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and this little boy walks up
and calls me a Fudge packer!
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Oh man!
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That's crazy!
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So wrong!
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I know, right?
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And then other kids in the town and
their teacher start joining in!
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South Park, Colorado is
the most insensitive,
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racist and bigoted
place in this country!
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That town thinks they can say
whatever they want about people
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and get away with it.
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If anybody has a gripe
against that shit it's me.
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Yeah, well, I say enough.
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All of us together can
put a stop to the slander
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coming from that town
once and for all!
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No longer will they make snide
remarks about whoever they want!
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Yeah!
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Hey, Tom, I ate too much subway.
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Where's your bathroom?
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Oh just the door down
the hall there, Jared.
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No, no, that's a closet.
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Go down more.
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No, that's a closet too.
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No, Jared, that one's a closet.
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No. That's a closet.
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No, that's a closet.
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Stan Marsh to the principal's office.
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Stan Marsh come to the
principal's office immediately.
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Dude, what'd you do?
I have no idea.
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You just had to push it,
didn't you, Stan?
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You just had to make fun of Tom
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Cruise again!
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Did you call him a Fudge packer?
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Aww, he was packing Fudge!
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Little boy, you don't
understand how serious this is.
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Tom Cruise has put together
a class action lawsuit
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along with 200 other celebrities!
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They're going to Sue the bejeezus
out of this entire town, mkay?
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It wasn't just me.
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Other kids called him a Fudge packer,
even Mr. Garrison.
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But you started it.
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Mr. Broflovski,
tell him what you told us.
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Stan, a class action lawsuit
means the end of this town.
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We can't possibly go up
against their lawyers.
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Dammit, Marsh, why couldn't you have
just kept your stupid, ugly kid in line?
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Hey, don't start blaming
me for his looks!
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Mr. Cruise, my son is so, so sorry,
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and he would do anything to
take back his hurtful comments.
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That's nice.
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I'm still suing you all!
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Nobody calls me a Fudge packer!
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Yes, it was a terrible mistake.
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But maybe you could see how...
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since you do...
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take Fudge and pack
it into a box...
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What?
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Well, I'm just saying that
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you are employed currently
as a person who packages...
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I'm an actor!
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I do not pack Fudge. Right.
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My son just got confused,
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because you have a little uniform,
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and a hat that says 'Fred's
Fudge and candies. '
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and you are...
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Look, it doesn't matter.
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Just please withdraw the
class-action lawsuit.
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Nobody in our town will ever
call you a Fudge packer again.
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There is one thing
that your town could do
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to maybe make me forget
about this lawsuit.
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Anything!
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Anything you want, Mr. Cruise!
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There's just that there's somebody
I've always wanted to meet.
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Face to face.
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If you could get him to
show up in your town...
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Sure!
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Who is it?
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We can get anybody for you!
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Muhammad.
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The prophet of the muslim faith.
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Oooh!
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That's tricky.
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Well, then you can just get sued!
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Mr. Cruise, if there's anybody else we
could try and bring to town we could...
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No! Just him!
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You get Muhammad to appear in South
Park or your little town is done!
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Okay, people, I know, I know!
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But he will get the other celebrities
to withdraw their lawsuit
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if we just get Muhammad
to appear in South Park.
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Are you nuts?
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If Muhammad appears in
South Park, we get bombed!
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Yeah! That's right!
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You tell 'em.
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Now, we don't know that!
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Maybe enough time has passed that
now it's okay to show Muhammad.
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Dude, I can't believe we are dealing
with this Muhammad thing again.
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But even if it were safe
now for Muhammad to come,
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how would we ever find him?
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Yeah, showing an image of him
is completely off limits
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and censored so nobody has ever
seen what Muhammad looks like!
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I saw him once.
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You did?
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Yeah, a while ago my friends
joined David Blaine's cult.
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I had to go to the super
best friends to rescue them.
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Muhammad was one of the
super best friends!
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Oh, and what, and he was
just out in the open
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where everyone could see
him and nobody got bombed?
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No, dude, it was totally fine.
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Muhammad showed up and there
was no violence at all?
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Well, a giant John wilkes
booth shot Abraham Lincoln...
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Alright, Stan, that's enough!
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Jesus, you can't learn
to shut up, can you?
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Now look, I believe
we can find Muhammad.
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I've done a lot of research,
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and I've completed a sketch of what
Muhammad could look like today.
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No, don't!
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Is that okay to show?
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I don't know.
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I guess we'll see.
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Tom, what is up with
this Muhammad thing?
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It doesn't make sense.
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Yeah, you said we were
just suing South Park!
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No, I said we were going
to use South Park
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to make sure we never
got ripped on again.
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Look, people,
all of us get ridiculed,
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but who is the one
person on this earth
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that is completely
free from slander?
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You want Muhammad because
he can't be ridiculed?
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Muhammad has a power that makes him
impervious to being made fun of.
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What if we could
harness that power?
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Jimmy buffet!
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How would you like it if nobody
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could call your music drunken
frat boy monkey garbage?
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I'd love it.
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By taking what Muhammad has we
would all be safe from ridicule.
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Like TimBurton here!
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Imagine it, Tim,
nobody could rip on you
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for all the rehashed
movies you've made lately.
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There'd never be a tv show
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that pointed out you haven't
had an original thought
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since beetlejuice and
you put Johnny depp
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and the same crappy
music in every film
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and that if you're that
in love with Johnny depp
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you should just have
sex with him already.
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A tv show could never say that?
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Gee, that'd be swell.
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Well, it can be a reality.
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Once we have Muhammad,
we can take his power from him!
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Excuse me.
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This is the home of
Tom Cruise, right?
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Hey!
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It's one of the kids from
South Park that slandered me!
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I didn't come for myself.
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I'm just an escort for another celebty
that wants to get in on your lawsuit.
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Who?
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Allo!
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Jennifer Lopez!
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Ahh!
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Wow!
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Yes, I am Hennifer Lopez,
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and I like tacos and burritos!
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In the great hall of
the super best friends
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there are assembled the leaders
of the world's biggest religions!
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Jesus!
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Buddha!
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Krishna!
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Muhammad!
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Lao Tsu and Joseph Smith!
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And the mighty semen!
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It's not semen.
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It's sea man!
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Their mission,
to right that which is wrong!
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And to serve all mankind!
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Jus, all we are asking to do is bring
Muhammad to our town for like an hour.
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My son, much has changed
since you were last here.
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Muhammad cannot make
public appearances.
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We simply cannot risk any
violence from the muslim people.
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Aw, not you guys too!
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Jesus fucking Christ!
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Later at the hall of
the super best friends!
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Okay, will you let Muhammad
come to South Park
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if we dress him up like a pirate?
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No, muslims would still be
angry you showed his face.
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Kay.
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What if we cover his
face with a paper bag?
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No, because you'd still be
showing him walking around.
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That could be trouble.
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Okay. A suit of arr.
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We just had muhmain a suit of
armor so you can't see anything.
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But it's still muhaad walking
around in human form.
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Come on, this is ridiculous!
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Boys!
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You must understand,
that people get very offended
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when Muhammad be mocd cause
he is a religious figure!
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Buddha, don't do coke
in front of kids!
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A u-haul. What if we bring Muhammado
South Park in the back of u-haul
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and he just stays in
there out of sight.
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But he's talking from the u-haul?
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Wul, yeah, he's gotta talk or
nobody knows he's in there!
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Hearing his hoice, I dunno.
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What do you think, Moses?
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Um. Would there be
windows on the u-haul?
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There d doesn't have to be.
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Umm, I guess.
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I guess that would be okay.
257
00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,270
Here it is, friends!
258
00:10:56,450 --> 00:10:57,630
Once we have Muhammad
259
00:10:57,780 --> 00:11:00,500
this machine will give us his
power to not be made fun of!
260
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,940
Tom, Tom, you're talking crazy, mate.
261
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,790
Only Muhammad has that ability.
262
00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:06,570
How could we ever get it from him?
263
00:11:07,270 --> 00:11:08,690
We take his goo.
264
00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:13,210
It'as simple as that people.
265
00:11:15,530 --> 00:11:17,860
Rob reiner has been
telling me about the goo
266
00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:19,760
which is inside every
person on earth.
267
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,640
Any goo can be harvested
from a person's body
268
00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:24,620
and easily placed into another.
269
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,130
Wait.
270
00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:28,270
You mean we aren't gonna Sue
and get a bunch of money?
271
00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:29,370
No, Jen!
272
00:11:29,510 --> 00:11:30,890
We've all got enough money!
273
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,360
Yes, who needs more money?
274
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,270
We need to get Muhammad's goo!
275
00:11:34,430 --> 00:11:36,510
Yes, yes, arriba arriba!
276
00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:37,970
Uh, excuse us for a second.
277
00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:44,370
Alright. Just what the hell
do you think you're doing?
278
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:45,530
What am I doing?
279
00:11:45,770 --> 00:11:47,420
Just having some fun, cholo.
280
00:11:47,570 --> 00:11:48,360
Cut the crap.
281
00:11:48,510 --> 00:11:49,830
I thought we were here
for lawsuit money!
282
00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,330
Just keep your mouth shut,
283
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,790
and do what I tell you.
284
00:11:52,910 --> 00:11:54,590
If we're staying here then I
want to know what's going on.
285
00:11:55,070 --> 00:11:56,860
Don't forget I know
who you really are.
286
00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:00,070
Mitch Conner.
287
00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:02,090
If you know what's good for you,
288
00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,530
you'll keep your mouth shut, kid.
289
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,700
You're a no good swindler
and a two-bit thief.
290
00:12:05,870 --> 00:12:07,410
We were here for money, not goo!
291
00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:08,600
Think about it.
292
00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:11,080
Muhammad is the only person in the
world that can't get ripped on.
293
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,950
Those celebrities want his goo.
294
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,280
Yeah, so what?
295
00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:17,370
You know what that goo is
worth on the open market?
296
00:12:17,510 --> 00:12:20,100
Hell, I got people in Hong Kong
would give me 50 mil for that goo.
297
00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:25,430
So we let them take it from Muhammad,
then we steal it for ourselves.
298
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:26,810
You catch on quick, kid.
299
00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:28,520
Mrs. Lopez?
300
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,980
Someone's coming.
Get my wig back on!
301
00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:32,080
Hey, I was just seeing
if you needed some...
302
00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:36,210
Oh God, you found my
Fudge packing uniform.
303
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,970
Ohhhh, your secret is
safe with me, Tommy.
304
00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:44,090
Boys, we are so sorry
for doubting you.
305
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,040
You really did bring us Muhammad.
306
00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:48,510
Thank you so much
for coming, muhamma
307
00:12:52,690 --> 00:12:53,500
welcome.
308
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,550
Ooh, is that okay?
309
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:56,720
I don't know.
310
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,080
Alright.
311
00:12:58,270 --> 00:12:58,820
Now we just need to figure out
312
00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:01,530
how to get Muhammad from the back
of the truck into Tom Cruise's limo.
313
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:02,340
What?
314
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,200
No, dad, we promised Muhammad
would stay in the truck.
315
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,960
Cruise's lawyers were
very specific, boys.
316
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,680
He's sending a limo for Muhammad
to meet him outside of town.
317
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,930
But Muhammad can't be seen dad!
318
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,890
Alright. We'll put
a sheet over him.
319
00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:15,300
No, you can't even show his feet.
320
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,640
How about a Halloween costume
with one of those plastic masks?
321
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,390
No, you could still see his eyes.
322
00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:23,940
Okay. How about like
a big mascot outfit.
323
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,620
One that covered him completely
324
00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:26,730
head to toe, not even showing
325
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:27,460
his eyes.
326
00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:29,070
Muhammad, would that be okay?
327
00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:32,080
Okay.
328
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,370
Tom, Rob!
329
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,780
We've just received word from
330
00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:37,700
the lawyers.
331
00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:38,810
South Park is saying they have
332
00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:39,800
Muhammad for us!
333
00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:41,880
Rob, will the machine be
334
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:42,470
ready?
335
00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:43,930
Oh, it'll be ready!
336
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,130
More tacos!
337
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:46,420
I want more tacos!
338
00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:47,520
No!
339
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,900
No more tacos, miss Lopez!
340
00:13:49,390 --> 00:13:50,310
More tacos!
341
00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:52,050
You just had seven tacos!
342
00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:53,680
I want more tacos!
343
00:13:53,890 --> 00:13:54,610
I'm sorry.
344
00:13:55,490 --> 00:13:56,420
Why are you doing this?
345
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:57,890
I am Jennifer Lopez.
346
00:13:58,020 --> 00:13:59,430
I need tacos to live!
347
00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:00,690
You know God damn well you're
348
00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:01,500
not really Jennifer Lopez.
349
00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:02,840
Now stop pissing me off!
350
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,190
Miss Lopez, I can go.
351
00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:05,440
What'dya want like three tacos?
352
00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:07,970
Oh, thank you, haeen!
353
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,810
And maybe an enchirito too?
354
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:10,760
Aw Jesus, they don't even
355
00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:11,960
make enchiritos anymore!
356
00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:12,760
Yes, they do!
357
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,460
No, I tried getting one last week.
358
00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:17,330
Not all tacos bells have enchiritos
but some still carry them.
359
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,020
God, will somebody shut her up?
360
00:14:21,370 --> 00:14:22,600
Alright, the limo's here.
361
00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:24,770
Muhammad, thanks again
for doing this.
362
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,230
You've done this town
a huge favor, Muhammad.
363
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,550
Hold on a second! Stop!
364
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,920
There are some
extremists threatening
365
00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:35,730
that if we give Muhammad
to the celebrities,
366
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,100
they're gonna bomb us!
367
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:37,870
What?
368
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,580
Oh, it's just a stupid
threat, come on.
369
00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:42,070
We don't wanna piss
of Tom Cruise again.
370
00:14:44,410 --> 00:14:45,600
Alright, we got him, Tom!
371
00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:54,630
Muhammad! Are you okay?
372
00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:56,630
What the hell was that?
373
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,520
Obviously the
terrorists are for real!
374
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,250
What does that paper say?
375
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,460
We have placed bombs
all over your city
376
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,360
you will give Muhammad to us.
377
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,830
Celebrities want Muhammad for
his power to not be ridiculed.
378
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:10,440
We want that power.
379
00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:12,100
"Hazaa. "
380
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,660
They want his power?
381
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,340
What kind of extremists are these?
382
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,730
You won't believe it.
383
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,090
Our time is near!
384
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,710
Soon gingers will never
be made fun of again!
385
00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:25,810
Hazaaaaaaa!
386
00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:28,080
Where the hell do you
think you're going?
387
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,880
I'm through with your
stupid plans, Conner.
388
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,680
I've got better things
to do with my time!
389
00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:34,660
You're gonna walk
away from 50 mil?
390
00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,040
Let me by.
391
00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:40,330
You walk away now and you'll
regret it the rest of your life.
392
00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:42,590
Screw this, Conner.
393
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:43,860
Find yourself another partner.
394
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,380
Then I guess I won't
tell uaburrathe!
395
00:15:48,670 --> 00:15:49,500
My father?
396
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,610
Thought that might
get your attention.
397
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,810
You know nothing
about your dad, right?
398
00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:55,780
I know enough.
399
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,280
My mother is a hermaphrodite.
400
00:15:57,430 --> 00:15:58,780
So she is actually my father.
401
00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:01,270
You really still
believe that garbage?
402
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,490
The people in your town
sold you that line!
403
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,510
Come on, you've had to
have doubted it all along.
404
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,670
How would you know anything
about who my family is?
405
00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:13,390
Huh, I know all about the swindles
and schemes in this dead end town.
406
00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:15,650
You got lied to, kid.
407
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,340
By the people who
were closest to you.
408
00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:18,480
I can prove it, too.
409
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,900
But I'm gonna want
something in return.
410
00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:24,300
If you're making this up to keep me
around, Conner, then you better...
411
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,530
You just take me where I tell you.
412
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,420
And when you learn the truth,
you'll learn to trust me.
413
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,140
And nobody else.
414
00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:36,140
Alright. People, try to evacuate
in an orderly fashion. Jeez.
415
00:16:36,170 --> 00:16:36,500
Hn
416
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,850
mayor, we do not have the resources
to deal with this situation.
417
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,770
A full evacuation is impossible.
418
00:16:45,010 --> 00:16:46,920
Jesus Christ,
what are we supposed to do?
419
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,750
We have to give in to the demands!
420
00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:50,730
I'm sorry, Muhammad,
421
00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:53,120
but we're going to have to
give you over to the gingers.
422
00:16:53,370 --> 00:16:54,970
We can't hand him
over to the gingers!
423
00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:56,460
Yeah, we said we'd
take care of him!
424
00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:58,370
But our homes and
lives are at stake!
425
00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:00,580
Dad, we mad a promise. To Jesus.
426
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:03,370
Stan, Jesus doesn't matter
where Muhammad is involved.
427
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,960
That'll be Tom Cruise.
428
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:13,560
Hello?
429
00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:15,990
Yeah, so what's going on?
430
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:20,860
I'm afraid we can't
give Muhammad to you.
431
00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:23,290
What'dya mean you're
not giving him to us?
432
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:25,230
There are these ginger
fundamentalists saying
433
00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:27,450
if we don't give Muhammad to
them they're gonna bomb us.
434
00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:28,370
Gingers?
435
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,130
Gingers! Oh hell no!
436
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,990
Please understand that we have
no choice here, Mr. Cruise.
437
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,980
You're gonna give Muhammad
to gingers instead of us
438
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,540
just because they are
threatening you with violence?
439
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:40,670
Wul, yeah.
440
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,380
Oh we can play that game too!
441
00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:44,810
You wanna see violence, you got it!
442
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:47,660
God damn stupid assholes!
443
00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:48,730
They wanna play rough?
444
00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:49,500
Okay!
445
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:51,800
Spielberg go and get
some automatic rifles!
446
00:17:51,950 --> 00:17:54,240
We'll go in there and we're
gonna take Muhammad by force
447
00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:55,550
and we're gonna show 'em.
448
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,090
Tom!
449
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:56,660
Tom!
450
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,940
We can't be seen getting violent.
451
00:17:59,090 --> 00:18:00,920
Yeah, that would kill
all our careers!
452
00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:02,630
But the only way we're
gonna get Muhammad now
453
00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:05,400
is by getting just as violent
with South Park as the gingers!
454
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,330
Fine. Then let's have her do it.
455
00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:08,660
Her who?
456
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,340
You know, her.
457
00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:15,420
Oh, right, her!
458
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:28,680
There she is, Tom.
459
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,570
Barbara streisand.
460
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,150
My God!
461
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,030
She's even more terrifying
than I remembered.
462
00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:45,140
Tom, Barbara streisand hasn't
been active for a long time.
463
00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:46,910
Are we sure we wanna do this?
464
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,650
Mrs. streisand was blown apart
in the town of South Park.
465
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,560
She's probably more angry
at that town than any of us.
466
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,190
Power her up.
467
00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:56,130
Release the kiken!
468
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:12,330
Bar-boora!
469
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,240
Barrr-boora!
470
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,680
Ichiban kirai na hito.
471
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,670
Bar-boora, bar-boora!
472
00:19:22,070 --> 00:19:25,160
Hana ga ookii!
473
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:27,850
Hey Barbara!
474
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,030
It's me, Rob reiner.
475
00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:37,390
Listen, babs.
476
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,240
We're taking on the town of South
park and we really need your help.
477
00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:43,810
We figured you're pissed off at
South Park too, right, Mrs. streisand?
478
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,750
Oh she's pissed alright.
479
00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:57,130
Eric?
480
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,560
What are you doing here?
481
00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:01,220
Did you all lie to me?
482
00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:03,090
All of you, in that room.
483
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,380
When you told me my
mother was my father.
484
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,190
What? No, Eric.
485
00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:10,430
Are you still worried about
that ol' issue, I mean...
486
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:11,310
I don't trust you.
487
00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:13,000
I want to talk to Mr. Hat.
488
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,270
Eric, I haven't used Mr. Hat
in a long time and...
489
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:20,540
I said get Mr. Hat!
490
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,230
Put it on.
491
00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:29,230
Do the voice.
492
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:31,250
Hello kids!
493
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,480
It's me, Mr. Hat.
494
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,440
Good to see you, Hat.
495
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:36,540
Hell of a night, isn't it?
496
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,890
I... I don't believe I know you.
497
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,260
The name's Mitch Conner.
498
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,240
Flew the same division
as you back in Saigon.
499
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,990
Eric, this is silly.
500
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,080
Why don't we just stop...
501
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,480
Keep your hand up.
502
00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:51,390
Alright, gingers.
503
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,210
We have Muhammad for you.
504
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,440
Now hand over the detonators.
505
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,360
Nuh-uh!
506
00:20:57,530 --> 00:20:59,740
First you gotta prove that's
still Muhammad in there.
507
00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:01,680
Have him step out
of the bear costume.
508
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,540
Ooohh.
509
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:05,950
Dude, we can't do that.
510
00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:09,400
Show us it's Muhammad or
South Park is finished!
511
00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:13,320
Dammit Mitch, you're asking questions
that shouldn't be answered.
512
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,650
So you admit it.
513
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:15,730
There was a cover up.
514
00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:18,080
No, Mr. Hat, don't say anymore!
515
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:18,930
Yeah!
516
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:19,970
Tell him what you know!
517
00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:20,960
Alright, Eric.
518
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,860
Your father was in the room
the day of your DNA test.
519
00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:28,290
But the results were tampered.
520
00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:31,000
By who? Goddamnit, Garrison.
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Who is my father?
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