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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,194 --> 00:00:21,037 "The Good Thief" by Pasquale Festa Campanile 2 00:01:45,241 --> 00:01:48,233 I can say that I spent all my life walking. 3 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:52,192 Naturally, when you travel in a carriage with servants, you are a traveller. 4 00:01:52,216 --> 00:01:55,552 But when you go on foot like me, you are a bum ... 5 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:59,138 Nobody trusts you. 6 00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:02,280 You are like a pumpkin a field of cabbage! 7 00:02:02,393 --> 00:02:07,652 I was on the road since the day I entered mother's room at a bad time. 8 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:12,548 I wasn't even ten years old. 9 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:27,558 Now it's full ... 10 00:02:28,475 --> 00:02:32,942 And now it's empty. This is empty and that is full. 11 00:02:34,439 --> 00:02:37,527 Look! 12 00:02:38,065 --> 00:02:42,336 Now, me, ... the great magician Kaldeo 13 00:02:42,956 --> 00:02:46,699 I'll turn water into wine ... ! 14 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:50,708 It is enough to say the magic words ... 15 00:02:50,959 --> 00:02:54,187 Abracadabra ..... 16 00:02:54,782 --> 00:02:58,201 Come wine ... and the water goes... 17 00:02:59,134 --> 00:03:03,460 Thus miracle occurs ... ! 18 00:03:05,757 --> 00:03:09,300 Water is turned into wine! 19 00:03:09,884 --> 00:03:13,087 What wonder .... ! 20 00:03:13,574 --> 00:03:16,930 These are the famous fart silencers. 21 00:03:17,195 --> 00:03:21,755 Take one in the evening and one at night and they smell will go away. 22 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:25,935 And rather than a "Prriin" noise... 23 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:29,920 you get smooth sounds ... 24 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:33,360 almost musical .... 25 00:03:33,654 --> 00:03:36,847 The uncomfortable sounds you sometimes release in public will vanish. 26 00:03:37,443 --> 00:03:40,949 Husbands won't disturb wives with nasty smells... 27 00:03:41,323 --> 00:03:44,542 and will not be accused of vulgarity. 28 00:03:45,085 --> 00:03:48,520 That way, people become more pleasant, and peace in the family. 29 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:52,146 All for only two shekels ! 30 00:03:52,463 --> 00:03:55,459 Who wants to buy silencers... ? 31 00:03:55,593 --> 00:04:00,266 Things always can go wrong ... A blade of wind raised my clothes. 32 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:05,056 They've seen the pumps I use to fill the wine... 33 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:09,207 Goodbye, miracles ... ! They took all the money away. 34 00:04:10,288 --> 00:04:14,444 For a while, it would be better to change the show. 35 00:04:17,405 --> 00:04:20,767 Help me! The Lord will return in tenfold ! 36 00:04:21,534 --> 00:04:25,550 Give to the poor ... ! 37 00:05:17,332 --> 00:05:21,394 A man with three hands! It is a rare phenomenon ... ! 38 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:26,526 - He stole my purse ... ! - Get him ... ! 39 00:05:29,336 --> 00:05:33,556 Why not? Who keeps track of the guests at a wedding? 40 00:05:43,129 --> 00:05:47,868 I feel the smell of three kinds of pie, roast lamb ... 41 00:05:48,284 --> 00:05:51,436 - ...fig pie ... - Got a good nose, buddy! 42 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:55,168 - Are you a member of the house? - Yes, the groom is my brother ... 43 00:05:55,468 --> 00:05:58,686 - ...the youngest! - And how come I don't know you? 44 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:02,197 - I am the uncle of the groom. - You understand "groom"? 45 00:06:02,255 --> 00:06:05,493 I said "bride"! Brother of the bride! 46 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:09,026 - Then I should know you! - Why, are you the bride? 47 00:06:09,316 --> 00:06:14,197 - I am also her brother! - Excuse me... too many relatives. 48 00:06:14,671 --> 00:06:18,458 Today is holiday, we do not want to sin. Sit down at the poor's table! 49 00:06:19,927 --> 00:06:23,863 Me, to sit with the poor? Well ... ! 50 00:06:35,037 --> 00:06:39,290 At least we can watch! You know what Baracuc says? 51 00:06:39,865 --> 00:06:43,664 If your teeth don't have anything to eat, at least feast your eyes! 52 00:06:44,463 --> 00:06:48,263 I'm sure they will bring something to eat! 53 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:58,927 This is for you! 54 00:07:10,812 --> 00:07:14,769 - What happened? - There are more guests than I thought. 55 00:07:15,296 --> 00:07:17,487 - There's no more wine! - Oh, well! 56 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:20,459 They fear spending and get married! 57 00:07:20,515 --> 00:07:23,299 It is good food? 58 00:07:28,543 --> 00:07:31,668 Sorry? 59 00:07:32,666 --> 00:07:35,874 - What did they say? - I do not understand anything! 60 00:07:36,358 --> 00:07:39,403 The groom's friend, that Jesus said to come to the reservoir. 61 00:07:39,975 --> 00:07:43,613 True, if the wine has ended, you can stil drink water. 62 00:07:44,247 --> 00:07:47,548 - There's plenty of wine! - It's true! 63 00:07:47,683 --> 00:07:50,804 - These people are nuts! - The tank is filled with wine! 64 00:07:51,402 --> 00:07:54,816 Come on, pour! Fill it! 65 00:07:55,356 --> 00:07:58,540 - Are you dreaming? - Get out of here! 66 00:07:58,907 --> 00:08:02,137 One moment, I want to know how and I ... 67 00:08:10,452 --> 00:08:14,173 Usually the best wine is served at noon. 68 00:08:18,144 --> 00:08:23,034 But we hold it out until now! 69 00:08:26,921 --> 00:08:29,987 Listen to me a little! Now after a successful trick... 70 00:08:30,232 --> 00:08:33,283 I you tell me where does this wine come from? 71 00:08:33,364 --> 00:08:36,551 How should we know? Jesus said to go to the reservoir ... 72 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:40,181 - When I came it was full of water ... - I know, but now is full of wine. 73 00:08:40,238 --> 00:08:43,556 - It's a miracle! - A miracle! What miracle? 74 00:08:43,932 --> 00:08:48,313 I am a professional. How much did Jesus pay you to help him? 75 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:52,168 Nothing. Now go! 76 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:55,283 I know how to do tricks like that, too. 77 00:08:55,337 --> 00:08:58,078 - I know a trick like that! - Go faster! 78 00:08:58,097 --> 00:09:01,073 Take your things and go! 79 00:09:01,798 --> 00:09:05,086 Miserable fanatic! 80 00:09:05,548 --> 00:09:09,024 Miracle ... ! 81 00:09:09,039 --> 00:09:12,384 Crazy religious fanatics! 82 00:09:12,435 --> 00:09:15,560 - Who is this Jesus? - What? 83 00:09:15,578 --> 00:09:18,747 I invented that trick, transforming water into wine. 84 00:09:18,781 --> 00:09:21,327 Do you know him? 85 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,839 Jesus does not work with a hidden canteen under your clothes. 86 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:27,294 He works with large amounts! I never seen anyone succeed like this. 87 00:09:28,163 --> 00:09:31,286 And he did it almost in hiding... 88 00:09:31,873 --> 00:09:35,749 He missed the point... which is to stupefy people. 89 00:09:36,236 --> 00:09:39,741 I no longer understand anything! 90 00:10:09,501 --> 00:10:12,523 Hello ... ! 91 00:10:13,051 --> 00:10:16,156 - Peace be with you! - It was with me before! 92 00:10:16,175 --> 00:10:19,135 - Who are you? - My name is ... Ca... Caleb 93 00:10:19,266 --> 00:10:21,530 Listen, Cacaleb! 94 00:10:22,564 --> 00:10:24,923 No, only one Ca, then leb! 95 00:10:24,996 --> 00:10:27,740 Caleb! 96 00:10:28,012 --> 00:10:32,074 Do you know that the show is not free? Pay up or hand me a robe. 97 00:10:32,853 --> 00:10:36,417 You want a robe? I'll get it! 98 00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:53,269 Found it! 99 00:10:54,546 --> 00:10:57,649 What's your name? 100 00:10:57,765 --> 00:11:00,962 My name is Deborah! You already watched me for five shekels . 101 00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:06,096 You know you're not that bad, Deborah? 102 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:10,337 You're also touchin me for 5 shekels and that makes 10! 103 00:11:10,785 --> 00:11:13,856 Can you pay me? 104 00:11:13,972 --> 00:11:17,885 Of course, don't worry! 105 00:11:19,585 --> 00:11:22,758 Kissing makes it 15 shekels ! 106 00:11:23,546 --> 00:11:27,133 Let me know when I get to fifty! 107 00:11:40,738 --> 00:11:44,086 Let's see, the double bottom is here ... 108 00:11:44,322 --> 00:11:48,833 The hinge is here and there is the safety. 109 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:52,319 So when I open it, the little water on top mixes with the wine below and the trick is done. 110 00:11:52,402 --> 00:11:55,094 You always talk to yourself? 111 00:11:55,122 --> 00:11:58,055 Yes, the prophet Baracuc says who talks to himself is always right. 112 00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:02,208 That's the trick Jesus used to turn water into wine. 113 00:12:03,145 --> 00:12:05,530 I understood everything, Deborah. I'm a genius. 114 00:12:05,574 --> 00:12:08,698 You're not a genius. What you saw was a miracle. 115 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:12,102 What miracle? What do you know? You only talk 'cos you have a mouth. 116 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:15,725 I know Jesus! 117 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,980 - Can you introduce me? - If you want to... ! 118 00:12:19,952 --> 00:12:23,275 My friend Marta has a cousin who is the nephew of his father. 119 00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:26,270 He's a carpenter from Nazareth! 120 00:12:26,690 --> 00:12:30,408 - Jesus healed me! - He's a healer now! 121 00:12:30,742 --> 00:12:34,167 What did you have, a belly ache? 122 00:12:34,806 --> 00:12:38,103 - I had leprosy! - Dropsies ... ! I understand! 123 00:12:42,764 --> 00:12:45,775 What ... LEPROSY? 124 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,852 Go, assassin! You ruined me! Leprosy! 125 00:12:50,319 --> 00:12:53,610 I told you that he cured me! 126 00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:56,637 Stay away, stay away! 127 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:59,520 Do not get close, you understand? 128 00:12:59,538 --> 00:13:02,586 I know that now is useless, after I held you in my arms... 129 00:13:02,797 --> 00:13:05,949 Come on, asshole! It takes months, years! 130 00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:08,710 What you know you about it ... ? I was healthy, not suffering from anything ... 131 00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:12,245 - You had to do this to me! - I told you I'm healthy! He cured me! 132 00:13:12,299 --> 00:13:15,438 - He healed ... ! - You don't fool me... ! 133 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:18,143 - I'm getting out of here! - Where you going? Come here, you fucker! 134 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:21,974 What are you doing, running away? You did not pay me! 135 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:02,854 What will you do with the goat? They want to kill him? 136 00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:07,762 Thay'll send him to die in the desert, after they have laid all the people's sins on him. 137 00:14:07,897 --> 00:14:08,297 The goat will pay for them all! 138 00:14:08,297 --> 00:14:12,693 It is more convenient, right? 139 00:14:27,986 --> 00:14:32,492 Better to sleep here! Tomorrow morning, at dawn ... 140 00:14:33,428 --> 00:14:36,705 take on the goat precipice and drop it there. 141 00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:41,211 It is a shame, a mountain goat like this is worth at least 20 shekels . 142 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:45,203 Who do you think you will buy a black goat? 143 00:14:45,295 --> 00:14:48,551 You do not know that it bears bad luck? 144 00:15:03,046 --> 00:15:06,514 Be good, tonight you change masters. Are you happy? 145 00:15:08,176 --> 00:15:11,120 We live in a world full of surprises. 146 00:15:11,688 --> 00:15:15,505 What does Baracuc say? The value of a goat is determined by its hair color. 147 00:15:15,632 --> 00:15:18,636 The value of a man, by his clothes! 148 00:15:19,077 --> 00:15:22,378 Who will buy you black? I won't even get a dime. 149 00:15:23,413 --> 00:15:26,745 There we go ... ! 150 00:15:27,774 --> 00:15:31,102 - Three shekels ! - Are you joking? 151 00:15:31,109 --> 00:15:35,045 - I said, three shekels ! - You never dreamed of such animal. 152 00:15:35,757 --> 00:15:39,491 Twenty shekels ! Look at it! What a beautiful goat! 153 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:43,554 - Three shekels, no more! - You think that I stole him? 154 00:15:43,588 --> 00:15:46,801 - Yes! - Well, I do not want to argue with you! 155 00:15:47,318 --> 00:15:50,871 Let's say fifteen shekels, and it is yours! 156 00:15:51,104 --> 00:15:54,485 Five! 157 00:15:54,656 --> 00:15:57,719 You know business! You'll become very rich! 158 00:15:57,854 --> 00:16:00,984 I'm already rich! 159 00:16:01,154 --> 00:16:04,334 Okay, let's say ten shekels! 160 00:16:05,511 --> 00:16:09,879 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 161 00:16:10,353 --> 00:16:13,742 - Didn't we say Ten?! - You said ten! 162 00:16:15,858 --> 00:16:19,240 - Lucky that I am in a hurry, otherwise ... ! - What are you in a hurry? 163 00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:22,971 Because .... ! 164 00:16:25,521 --> 00:16:29,097 I'm scared the rain might start. 165 00:16:33,442 --> 00:16:37,558 Let's go ... ! We must cross the river! 166 00:16:56,783 --> 00:17:01,285 What does this mean? You turned into a black goat... ? 167 00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:05,397 Miracle ... ! 168 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:09,275 Damnable blackguard! 169 00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:13,598 Goddam you! 170 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:21,168 Looks good! I'll take it all! 171 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:24,640 - All of it? - All of it! 172 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,940 - How many are you at the table? - Me, myself and I, along with... 173 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:31,004 ...the undersigned! The four of us! 174 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:34,709 - Which one of you pays? - I knew I ... ! 175 00:17:35,274 --> 00:17:38,653 You trust clothes more than people! 176 00:17:43,388 --> 00:17:46,644 Enough? 177 00:17:48,228 --> 00:17:52,364 Don't bother to cut it in four, I'll eat the goat all by myself. 178 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:56,268 - Take a seat, you and your friends! - Thanks! 179 00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:33,172 It's you or me! 180 00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:58,888 - It will be bad for us all; stealing the sacred goat...! 181 00:18:59,449 --> 00:19:02,699 - It never happened. - That will only bring misfortune. 182 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,501 - It's true. - They got the one who committed the sin? 183 00:19:06,651 --> 00:19:10,632 - The guards of the temple are looking for him. - I hope he will be caught. 184 00:19:10,643 --> 00:19:13,930 He'll get what'coming to him. 185 00:19:14,144 --> 00:19:17,638 God ... ! Do not say that animal was for you... ! 186 00:19:17,644 --> 00:19:21,254 Do not say that ... ! Please ... ! What, that's what you tell me? 187 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:24,949 Means that you have something with me ... ! 188 00:19:25,444 --> 00:19:28,594 Judges have already sentenced him to death. 189 00:19:29,194 --> 00:19:32,258 Once they catch him ... ! 190 00:19:32,979 --> 00:19:36,189 Thus, it blocks my digestion, Lord ... ! 191 00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:39,587 Here it is! It's him! 192 00:19:39,836 --> 00:19:43,317 You can take your goat back! 193 00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:46,808 No thank you, I just ate! 194 00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:51,203 I want my money back! The soldiers have come for your head! 195 00:19:51,843 --> 00:19:55,523 For thirty years trying everything and to get you something ... 196 00:19:56,741 --> 00:19:59,902 Get him ... 197 00:19:59,995 --> 00:20:03,174 There are two cases in which work is not a shame. 198 00:20:03,832 --> 00:20:07,008 To save your life and to avoid going to jail. 199 00:20:07,449 --> 00:20:10,866 When the guards are after you, work in a place where no one can find you... 200 00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:14,547 Become a poor man, with dirty hands and a dirty ass. 201 00:20:14,894 --> 00:20:18,086 You are a scarecrow in a cornfield. 202 00:20:18,171 --> 00:20:21,559 My only treasure was my freedom. 203 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:24,932 I am a useless ans lazy servant. 204 00:20:25,031 --> 00:20:29,234 Hey, your Laziness, move! I'm paying you to work! 205 00:20:29,284 --> 00:20:32,222 Why did you stop? Don't waste any more time. 206 00:20:32,276 --> 00:20:35,885 If you don't do the entire field until evening you won't get any food. 207 00:20:41,295 --> 00:20:44,804 That is Batuel! The man that I worked for almost three months. 208 00:20:45,274 --> 00:20:48,625 He is right to be sorry. He pays me to work, 209 00:20:48,732 --> 00:20:52,928 not to lose time sweating, breathing, peeing... 210 00:20:54,562 --> 00:20:57,820 Bu he did two mistakes: he hit me with his cane. 211 00:20:57,909 --> 00:21:00,954 andmademe confess Baracuc never existed. 212 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:06,633 That I actually took his name from the prophets Baruc and Abacuc... 213 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:11,483 And his words came from my own mind 214 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:15,949 But I found a solution to pay him back. 215 00:21:17,335 --> 00:21:22,224 He pays me under the contract a carafe of water, salad and a cherry. .. 216 00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:30,938 At night, I visit his pantry, which allows me to work again the next day. 217 00:21:34,305 --> 00:21:37,766 Sometimes I indulge in a little drinking. 218 00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:45,452 His wine is the greatest. 219 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:50,434 But afterwards, I always refill the bottle. 220 00:22:04,802 --> 00:22:08,319 Pull your dress down, we are not alone! 221 00:22:08,881 --> 00:22:12,513 It is hot Batuele! 222 00:22:16,109 --> 00:22:19,525 I've told you a hundred times not to pass in front of the house! 223 00:22:19,997 --> 00:22:23,223 Your stench preceeds you for at least 30 feet. 224 00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:26,282 Master! Work produces two things! 225 00:22:26,292 --> 00:22:29,003 Money and stench! 226 00:22:29,597 --> 00:22:33,307 Not my fault if all the money goes to you and all the stench stays with me! 227 00:22:34,051 --> 00:22:38,256 You've got a fast tongue, Caleb! You like long tongue, Caleb! Remember you're talking to, son of Elio... 228 00:22:38,730 --> 00:22:41,967 ... Azache his son, who was the son of Ioachim, son of Zebulon, the son of ... 229 00:22:42,030 --> 00:22:45,143 I see that you remember... 230 00:22:45,148 --> 00:22:48,790 Of course, Master! I'm Caleb, the son of... nobody! 231 00:22:49,309 --> 00:22:52,990 Since I can't remember my dead, I always think of yours! 232 00:22:53,528 --> 00:22:58,145 There's only envy in your mouth, Caleb! Admit it, you'd like to be me! 233 00:22:58,597 --> 00:23:04,119 I would like to have just one thing, of everything you have, my lord! 234 00:23:06,429 --> 00:23:09,769 Go into the barn and sleep! 235 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,635 I'm going! Come, on, Zaule! 236 00:23:19,224 --> 00:23:22,674 My wine gets better day by day, and in spite of my anger. 237 00:23:24,155 --> 00:23:28,267 My life is blessed. God! 238 00:23:37,562 --> 00:23:41,654 You can have only one thing that belongs to my husband... 239 00:23:43,176 --> 00:23:46,547 - I want to make you a gift. - Thanks, lady! 240 00:23:47,443 --> 00:23:50,673 To help the poor is a duty. 241 00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:53,444 It's in the law. 242 00:23:54,006 --> 00:23:56,586 Damn, you're also spiritual! 243 00:23:57,075 --> 00:24:00,826 I think you husband despises me a lot. 244 00:25:30,568 --> 00:25:33,616 Where did you hide it, thief? 245 00:25:33,695 --> 00:25:36,825 - I told you, my lord, I didn't take it. - Ho�ule! 246 00:25:37,215 --> 00:25:40,704 Please don't insist, you might even insult me. 247 00:25:40,741 --> 00:25:44,018 He is right, enough! I told you! I lost it! 248 00:25:44,104 --> 00:25:47,166 I do not think that he took it. 249 00:25:47,401 --> 00:25:50,526 I think you have it hidden somewhere! 250 00:25:50,796 --> 00:25:54,054 But it will serve you no purpose, for they will stay here! 251 00:25:54,102 --> 00:25:56,816 - And you are leaving. - But you'll pay me! 252 00:25:56,824 --> 00:25:59,197 Pay him! 253 00:26:10,639 --> 00:26:13,574 Here you go ... ! The gentleman is served! 254 00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:16,574 Get the win! Can't you see the bottles are empty? 255 00:26:17,132 --> 00:26:19,553 Wait, you must bring flour too. Take that box and put flour in it! 256 00:26:20,073 --> 00:26:23,352 Move faster, I can't do everything myself! 257 00:26:23,728 --> 00:26:27,102 Do you mind if I stay a moment with you? 258 00:26:27,151 --> 00:26:30,547 I am curious to see how you will succeed to eat it alone. 259 00:26:30,975 --> 00:26:34,009 I'll do it... ! 260 00:26:34,020 --> 00:26:37,660 I just want a little rest. Have you seen my wife? 261 00:26:37,692 --> 00:26:40,890 - Faster, you're wasting time ... - She talks too much. 262 00:26:40,973 --> 00:26:44,048 I know! 263 00:26:44,284 --> 00:26:47,610 You won't believe if I tell you she was mute up until a month ago. 264 00:26:47,926 --> 00:26:50,945 - Really? - Yes, from birth. 265 00:26:51,824 --> 00:26:55,654 That Jesus guy stoped here, the one with the miracles. 266 00:26:55,712 --> 00:27:00,241 even if there is no need ... He put his hands on her head ... 267 00:27:00,272 --> 00:27:04,111 He touched her tongue ... and he said: If you believe in me, talk! 268 00:27:04,931 --> 00:27:08,644 - She believed ... ! - Come help me move this ... ! 269 00:27:10,487 --> 00:27:14,011 How much did Jesus pay you to tell this story? 270 00:27:14,264 --> 00:27:17,436 What do you mean? He gave me nothing. 271 00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:20,737 - He didn't ask for anything. He works for free. - Sure ... ! 272 00:27:20,776 --> 00:27:24,002 I would be willing to pay 500 drachmas to the one who makes her like before. 273 00:27:24,051 --> 00:27:27,732 The Roman soldiers are arriving! 274 00:27:40,511 --> 00:27:43,538 My Mistress will be here shortly. 275 00:27:43,831 --> 00:27:46,843 She will need to rest in the house. Prepare her a room! 276 00:27:46,843 --> 00:27:50,047 - It's a great honor for us! - We're dying of hunger. 277 00:27:50,124 --> 00:27:53,201 Bring us something to eat! 278 00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:56,344 Let's sit at that table. 279 00:27:56,437 --> 00:27:59,566 That Jew is eating alone. Maybe you should eat with him. 280 00:27:59,661 --> 00:28:02,838 I see that you treat yourself well, buddy! You want to eat it all alone? 281 00:28:05,758 --> 00:28:09,028 I do not know why, but everybody asks me this. 282 00:28:17,289 --> 00:28:20,769 - Please ... make yourself at home! - Thank you! 283 00:28:20,823 --> 00:28:24,778 If you want to grab a snack ... ! 284 00:28:24,824 --> 00:28:27,938 Excuse me... 285 00:28:27,993 --> 00:28:31,328 How was he going to eat it all alone? 286 00:28:37,833 --> 00:28:41,439 Look what I do! I provide lunch for Roman soldiers. 287 00:28:55,378 --> 00:28:58,582 - A man wants to speak to you! - What does he want? 288 00:28:58,607 --> 00:29:01,748 - Says he has a complaint! - A complaint, really? 289 00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:05,461 - Let him in! - Let him in, let him in ... ! 290 00:29:18,970 --> 00:29:23,619 Honored lady, the soldiers in you escort ate my lunch. 291 00:29:23,687 --> 00:29:25,771 Jewish slave ... ! 292 00:29:25,897 --> 00:29:30,346 They misunderstoond I invited them. 293 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,265 Jewish slave ... ! 294 00:29:33,363 --> 00:29:36,648 I hope that there is no problem to pay my lunch. Jewish slave ... ! 295 00:29:37,762 --> 00:29:41,473 What a cute bird! Diversified and interesting conversation. 296 00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:45,771 - Jewish slave ... ! - You can not do it to shut up, Miss? 297 00:29:46,414 --> 00:29:49,982 Guys like him can cause revolutions 298 00:29:50,013 --> 00:29:53,243 You are funny, Jewish slave ... ! 299 00:29:53,305 --> 00:29:57,006 My name is Caleb, lady. But do not tell the parrot! 300 00:29:57,396 --> 00:30:01,453 I'm called Appula. I am the daughter of Tiberius Alarium Marcus. 301 00:30:01,531 --> 00:30:04,820 And I am Caleb, son of nobody. 302 00:30:04,948 --> 00:30:08,237 I hope you don't have anything agains sons with unknown fathers... 303 00:30:08,253 --> 00:30:11,487 we can start a conversation, illustruos Appula. 304 00:30:11,993 --> 00:30:15,830 You can cut the formalities... 305 00:30:16,366 --> 00:30:19,628 and just call me Appula ... 306 00:30:26,084 --> 00:30:29,647 - He stays? - I stay, I stay ... ! 307 00:30:42,258 --> 00:30:45,916 What kind of payment you thinking of Caleb? 308 00:30:50,658 --> 00:30:54,171 I ... 309 00:30:58,134 --> 00:31:01,243 By Hercules' balls! This is a pearl ... ! 310 00:31:02,054 --> 00:31:07,105 It is very beautiful. You make one every day? 311 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:20,207 It is written. Pearls of wisdom come out of the righteous man's mouth. 312 00:31:20,472 --> 00:31:23,957 Or maybe a thief's! You stole it, didn't you? 313 00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:28,334 You can tell me. I love thieves! I'm married to one, the best in the area. 314 00:31:28,366 --> 00:31:31,610 - After me ... - Governor Ruffo. 315 00:31:32,018 --> 00:31:35,122 Well then... 316 00:31:36,042 --> 00:31:39,273 - Two! - Have you many other? 317 00:31:39,429 --> 00:31:42,202 - 24! - 24 ... ! 318 00:31:42,255 --> 00:31:46,254 Frankly, we hope to recover them through the other exit, illustrious lady, but .... 319 00:31:46,591 --> 00:31:49,714 I have not eaten for two days and you know ... 320 00:31:50,732 --> 00:31:54,309 Approach, Caleb! You know what I like? 321 00:31:54,564 --> 00:31:57,921 - A thief's smell turns me on! - Really? 322 00:31:57,929 --> 00:32:01,576 - Roman slut... ! - He always tells the truth! 323 00:32:02,292 --> 00:32:05,989 - Kiss me, Caleb! - With pleasure, lady! 324 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:09,743 Take care not to swallow other pearls! 325 00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:15,537 Another one.... ! 326 00:32:22,413 --> 00:32:25,806 They are very beautiful! 327 00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:29,863 - Worth at least 50 drachmas. - I'll give them to you! 328 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,615 Caleb, no, there is no need to make me presents. 329 00:32:34,117 --> 00:32:38,823 I know, but at least once in life want to do the giving! 330 00:32:40,406 --> 00:32:43,996 Okay, I will accept. But only because you have stolen them. 331 00:32:44,945 --> 00:32:48,200 I told you that I have a weakness for thieves. And not only for them ... 332 00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:52,148 Even for stolen things. I get a strange feeling 333 00:32:52,777 --> 00:32:56,649 If you want to make me happy, make them roll on my back. 334 00:33:03,922 --> 00:33:07,402 A and a, more ... ! Put them all, please ... ! 335 00:33:12,133 --> 00:33:15,946 Tell me about Rome! 336 00:33:16,007 --> 00:33:19,459 You dream to go to Rome, too? 337 00:33:19,999 --> 00:33:23,506 It is true that the town has more than 10,000 people? 338 00:33:24,016 --> 00:33:27,582 Ten times more. Even more than that... ! 339 00:33:28,204 --> 00:33:31,887 It is true? It is not possible! 340 00:33:31,905 --> 00:33:35,191 - The pearl, Caleb ... ! - Yes, yes! 341 00:33:35,223 --> 00:33:39,060 - A town like that does not exist! - Oh, but it does! 342 00:33:39,156 --> 00:33:43,490 It's like a brothel. Full of movement, of discord, confusion ... 343 00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:46,840 Everybody yells, screams, runs... 344 00:33:47,304 --> 00:33:51,002 Rome is the only city in the world in which can have a career without working. 345 00:33:52,062 --> 00:33:56,482 - It's my town ... ! - With a beautiful body, you can make a fortune in Rome. 346 00:33:56,976 --> 00:34:00,365 Simply go to Baths. Every bigshot is there. 347 00:34:00,898 --> 00:34:05,933 And there are women - and even some men - 348 00:34:06,467 --> 00:34:10,222 who would go nuts for someone like you. 349 00:34:10,343 --> 00:34:14,269 How much should I pay to become a Roman citizen .... ? 350 00:34:14,455 --> 00:34:18,714 Only 20.000 drachmas. Take them to my husband and he'll give you citizenship. 351 00:34:18,828 --> 00:34:22,257 20,000 drachmas? He's a thief! 352 00:34:22,272 --> 00:34:25,504 A great on, I just told you! 353 00:34:25,658 --> 00:34:29,788 - Where can I find money? - Come on, Caleb .... 354 00:34:29,813 --> 00:34:32,855 - You are a thief, right? - Yes, but ... ! 355 00:34:32,951 --> 00:34:35,800 You can steal it... ! 356 00:34:35,817 --> 00:34:39,769 Soon, the smell of thief became stench and the lady sent me away. 357 00:34:39,779 --> 00:34:44,940 And so I lost the pearls! It is written: The Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away! 358 00:34:44,982 --> 00:34:49,171 In a night of love I won then, As in another I lost them. 359 00:34:49,226 --> 00:34:53,577 I'm still hungry ... 360 00:34:54,233 --> 00:34:57,332 Sheep .... ? Line up .... ! 361 00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:04,292 I'll catch the last one! 362 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,439 Gotcha! How big it is ... ! Be nice ... ! 363 00:35:44,531 --> 00:35:47,566 Stop! 364 00:35:47,629 --> 00:35:50,979 You are a dog ... ? 365 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:55,368 Accursed impostor ... Get outta here! 366 00:35:56,183 --> 00:36:00,257 You are just a dog. You should go like a sheep... ! 367 00:36:00,970 --> 00:36:04,298 Go back to the herd ! 368 00:36:06,494 --> 00:36:09,522 It's better to go. I'm so hungry... 369 00:36:09,617 --> 00:36:13,284 ...I'll forget you're a dog and I'll eat you like a sheep. 370 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:19,586 Go ... it's better ... ! 371 00:36:20,140 --> 00:36:24,615 A dog ... ! Moron ... ! 372 00:36:26,147 --> 00:36:29,287 Go away, I don't want you... ! 373 00:36:29,313 --> 00:36:32,658 Look at this ... ! 374 00:36:36,805 --> 00:36:40,427 Are you going already? What can I do with a dog like you? 375 00:36:41,975 --> 00:36:45,970 Go ... ! 376 00:36:46,919 --> 00:36:50,289 - How much can I get for his skin? - He died of old age? 377 00:36:50,386 --> 00:36:54,226 No, pneumonia, he was still yound. Can't you see his smooth fur? 378 00:36:54,265 --> 00:36:57,579 Poor guy! I cared for him a lot! 379 00:36:57,673 --> 00:37:00,603 Well! Two drachmas for you affection and three for the dog. Total of five drachmas. 380 00:37:00,631 --> 00:37:04,334 You want money, or not? It is good? We concluded the business! 381 00:37:05,445 --> 00:37:09,376 One, two, three, four and five! 382 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,435 Bravo, Joshua! Run! 383 00:37:38,787 --> 00:37:42,694 Thief! Punk ... ! 384 00:37:42,764 --> 00:37:46,093 Grab the thief ! Stop him ! 385 00:37:46,103 --> 00:37:49,263 I showed you this one! Can't you remember ? And these too ! 386 00:37:49,299 --> 00:37:52,397 You've learned the cards, let's start again! Be careful! 387 00:37:52,416 --> 00:37:56,023 One! Wag your tail ... ? 388 00:37:56,475 --> 00:38:00,139 Yes ... ? Bravo ... ! 389 00:38:01,354 --> 00:38:05,765 Two ... ! Raise your leg ... ! This one ... ! 390 00:38:06,251 --> 00:38:09,483 Bravo! That was two. 391 00:38:11,371 --> 00:38:15,015 Three ... ! What do you do ... ? 392 00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:18,115 The other leg ! Bravo, Joshua! I understood, enough! 393 00:38:20,138 --> 00:38:24,088 Number four ... ! The right ear! 394 00:38:24,116 --> 00:38:27,253 Right. .. bravo ... ! 395 00:39:10,706 --> 00:39:13,816 You always win, by God ... ! 396 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:17,709 A little luck and lot of... memory! 397 00:39:17,921 --> 00:39:21,173 Maybe also many tricks... ! 398 00:39:21,554 --> 00:39:25,445 - Show them to me, you fuckin' Jew! - They are not marked. 399 00:39:26,469 --> 00:39:29,603 Want you to know why I always win? 400 00:39:30,055 --> 00:39:33,544 My dog sits behind you and show me what cards you have in hand. 401 00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:54,305 Where there's crowd, people don't pay attention to their purses. 402 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,628 Let's go to work, Joshua! 403 00:40:03,528 --> 00:40:06,829 Jesus, Jesus ... ! 404 00:40:07,691 --> 00:40:11,479 Jesus ... Jesus ... ! 405 00:40:14,589 --> 00:40:17,786 Jesus ... ! 406 00:40:17,835 --> 00:40:21,230 - Yeah, let's see Jesus ... ! - Jesus, Jesus ... ! 407 00:40:22,612 --> 00:40:25,934 Please be quiet! The Master will come soon! 408 00:40:33,446 --> 00:40:37,129 Jesus ... ! Jesus ... ! 409 00:40:42,994 --> 00:40:46,272 Who are they? What do they want? 410 00:40:46,371 --> 00:40:49,597 They want Jesus to heal the poor crippled! 411 00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:52,722 He's getting tired of lepers and mutes... 412 00:40:53,246 --> 00:40:56,713 Soon, he'll start raising people from the dead! 413 00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:10,043 Leper! What do you want? Go! Every time I see you... 414 00:41:10,130 --> 00:41:12,973 Please shut up, have you no respect for anyone? 415 00:41:13,036 --> 00:41:15,930 Who, for that ... ? 416 00:41:16,254 --> 00:41:19,354 He is the Messiah ... ! 417 00:41:19,439 --> 00:41:24,039 Yes, the Messiah ... ! In Judea there's a prophet born each day and a Messiah each year. 418 00:41:31,357 --> 00:41:35,211 - Please go away? My skin itches... - Silence! 419 00:41:35,232 --> 00:41:39,131 Yes, yes ... the silence! 420 00:41:39,508 --> 00:41:42,954 Do you believe in God? 421 00:41:43,485 --> 00:41:47,589 - Yes, I believe... ! - You faith saved you! 422 00:41:48,624 --> 00:41:52,769 Get up and walk! 423 00:42:20,011 --> 00:42:23,414 It's a miracle! 424 00:42:24,179 --> 00:42:27,516 - He cured him... ! - Jesus ... ! 425 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,607 - He cured him... ! - You are healed! 426 00:42:32,772 --> 00:42:36,081 Jesus... ! 427 00:42:37,852 --> 00:42:41,437 Messiah ... ! He's made a carrier fast enough! 428 00:42:41,876 --> 00:42:45,489 - Yes, Caleb ... ! - I used a good trick! 429 00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:48,550 - No, Caleb! - No, Caleb .... ! 430 00:42:48,614 --> 00:42:51,264 - It's a miracle ... ! - Yes, Caleb! 431 00:42:51,328 --> 00:42:54,245 Yes, Caleb! No, Caleb ... ! Of .... ! 432 00:42:54,304 --> 00:42:57,807 It is faith, understand? Faith is the one that heals people! 433 00:42:58,443 --> 00:43:02,225 He only puts in the force in his eyes. 434 00:43:02,871 --> 00:43:06,668 You saw his eyes? They make you lose control. 435 00:43:07,983 --> 00:43:11,674 And when he looks at you, you feel powerless. 436 00:43:11,866 --> 00:43:14,887 - It's like... - What do you want from me? 437 00:43:14,919 --> 00:43:18,058 Why are you walking after me? Can't you see that I have a dog? 438 00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:21,767 - Yet you owe 50 shekels! - I don't have it! Come another day... 439 00:43:21,789 --> 00:43:25,048 Write me a letter! Go... ! 440 00:43:32,165 --> 00:43:35,684 Get up and walk ... ! Get up and walk ..... ! 441 00:44:10,787 --> 00:44:14,859 Boy, do you believe in God? 442 00:44:15,085 --> 00:44:18,415 - Yes, I think .... ! - Well ... I'll try it... 443 00:44:19,236 --> 00:44:23,024 How was it... ? 444 00:44:26,566 --> 00:44:31,022 Get up ........ and walk! 445 00:44:33,828 --> 00:44:38,215 You won't get up? Even though I said so! 446 00:44:40,202 --> 00:44:44,020 Get up and walk! 447 00:44:44,814 --> 00:44:49,317 - Look me in the eye! Get up... ! - Yes, sir ... ! 448 00:44:50,753 --> 00:44:53,731 Not like this .. ! 449 00:44:54,605 --> 00:44:58,394 You told me to get up, how can I without the crotches? 450 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,280 I can show you how to do it! Look! Like this ! 451 00:45:02,819 --> 00:45:06,859 - If Jesus would say it, you'd get up! - Help ... ! 452 00:45:07,660 --> 00:45:11,531 Do not scream, you'll ruin it ... One moment ... ! 453 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:16,394 Wait a minute! I can explain everything ... 454 00:45:17,253 --> 00:45:21,122 Stop your ... ! Slow down ... ! 455 00:45:21,724 --> 00:45:25,674 Stop it .... ! 456 00:45:31,284 --> 00:45:35,213 Hey! Deborah is there? 457 00:45:35,739 --> 00:45:38,989 I am talking to you! Can I see her? 458 00:45:39,698 --> 00:45:43,235 Today it is closed. Go away! 459 00:45:43,304 --> 00:45:46,799 Closed? What do you mean? 460 00:45:47,326 --> 00:45:52,160 If you're in the mood, find yourself a goat, a donkey or a horse and do it! 461 00:45:52,409 --> 00:45:56,566 Okay, I understand. But sometimes I also need a woman. 462 00:45:57,199 --> 00:46:00,246 Else I forget how to do it! 463 00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:05,222 - Get lost or I'll break your head in! - Okay, okay ... ! 464 00:46:06,441 --> 00:46:10,570 What are you doing, sending away my customers? 465 00:46:14,008 --> 00:46:17,441 And this... ? 466 00:46:17,987 --> 00:46:22,038 - What do you mean? - I had 70 dinars in this bag. 467 00:46:22,814 --> 00:46:26,467 - My money ... ! - You stole it, I saw you... ! 468 00:46:27,829 --> 00:46:31,505 I've stolen it, so ... they're mine! Which means I paid you! 469 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:35,928 - This is your law? - Yes! 470 00:46:36,484 --> 00:46:39,854 If I stole from you, they're my money now. 471 00:46:39,868 --> 00:46:43,297 So ... you still haven't payed me, Caleb! 472 00:46:43,384 --> 00:46:48,486 You know what? I'll take my pay myself ... ! 473 00:46:53,201 --> 00:46:56,324 - Let me go ... ! - You'll see ... ! 474 00:46:56,682 --> 00:46:59,697 - Stay put... ! - No ... ! 475 00:47:02,012 --> 00:47:05,087 Good... ! 476 00:47:15,277 --> 00:47:18,694 Get up, silly... ! Let's go! 477 00:47:19,022 --> 00:47:22,416 I want to make love to you! 478 00:47:23,015 --> 00:47:27,077 - You want money? Didn't you like it? - Even if I liked it, it's not free. 479 00:47:27,460 --> 00:47:30,787 Yes, it is not the same ... ! 480 00:47:31,565 --> 00:47:34,699 You have the highest sense of profession. 481 00:47:35,024 --> 00:47:38,156 You really are a whore, Deborah! 482 00:47:47,022 --> 00:47:50,162 If you wanted it too, why did you hit me? 483 00:47:50,234 --> 00:47:55,569 That way, I wasn't you who took me by force. I gave you permission. 484 00:48:08,060 --> 00:48:11,161 Caleb ... ! 485 00:48:11,524 --> 00:48:15,053 What are you doing here, Caleb? 486 00:48:18,035 --> 00:48:21,846 I study the eyes! 487 00:48:22,248 --> 00:48:26,370 Think about it! Looking someone in the eye and he can do whatever you want. 488 00:48:26,891 --> 00:48:30,401 That is power! Yet it is only Jesus who has it. 489 00:48:32,922 --> 00:48:36,372 What do Jesus' eyes have that mine don't? 490 00:48:36,708 --> 00:48:40,859 Your eyes are beautiful, silly! Only that they're always laughing... ! 491 00:48:41,155 --> 00:48:44,349 Even if you're bored. 492 00:48:44,521 --> 00:48:47,836 What are you laughing at, you? 493 00:48:59,321 --> 00:49:02,603 What's the big idea, Caleb? Again ... ? 494 00:49:04,591 --> 00:49:08,122 I paid for the entire night... 495 00:49:08,695 --> 00:49:11,811 It's not over yet, so let's take advantage of it... 496 00:49:11,865 --> 00:49:15,362 Caleb! You do know your debt is growing, right? 497 00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:18,681 - How? I gave you ten pounds in advance. - But you got twenty in nature. 498 00:49:18,754 --> 00:49:22,237 Will you give me a discount? 499 00:49:22,272 --> 00:49:25,344 That way, you will never escape me ... 500 00:49:25,999 --> 00:49:29,057 Please, Deborah, give me ten shekels in nature ... 501 00:49:29,157 --> 00:49:32,703 - No Caleb, please ... ! - Five .... ! 502 00:49:32,793 --> 00:49:35,738 - Three ... ! - No, please .... ! 503 00:49:35,794 --> 00:49:38,348 One .... ! 504 00:49:42,135 --> 00:49:45,302 Did you steal it to eat it or to play with it? 505 00:49:45,335 --> 00:49:48,348 Shut up ... ! 506 00:49:59,175 --> 00:50:03,266 I've done it, Deborah! 507 00:50:03,651 --> 00:50:07,820 I hypnotized it ... ! I hypnotized it ... ! 508 00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:14,642 In my eyes, I have a power no will can overcome. 509 00:50:15,059 --> 00:50:18,126 I have the power of Jesus! Look! 510 00:50:19,627 --> 00:50:24,344 It's just a chicken, I think you should to try a larger animal. 511 00:50:24,968 --> 00:50:28,625 I'll try! It will be the same thing... ! 512 00:50:42,798 --> 00:50:46,184 - Is that big animal good? - Good ... ! 513 00:50:56,082 --> 00:50:59,379 Caleb, I was talking about the sheep! 514 00:50:59,433 --> 00:51:03,484 And I was talking about the shepherd! 515 00:51:06,961 --> 00:51:10,653 I'll do it. Watch what happens! 516 00:51:11,904 --> 00:51:16,268 You are a child ... You are cold .... ! 517 00:51:18,432 --> 00:51:21,646 It is very cold .... ! 518 00:51:22,194 --> 00:51:26,904 Your feet are frozen... now you start to cry... 519 00:51:27,471 --> 00:51:31,506 You call your mother ... Go on, call her! 520 00:51:56,554 --> 00:52:01,476 Oh, heavenly vision! Don't be scared, most beautiful lady! 521 00:52:02,197 --> 00:52:05,695 I don't want to hurt you! Don't be afriad! 522 00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,528 Please, do not run! Wait! 523 00:52:10,139 --> 00:52:13,510 Wait, my butterfly! You are a gem from Paradise! 524 00:52:14,016 --> 00:52:17,845 Don't deny my eyes the beautiful vision of your fragility... 525 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:23,297 Let me touch you! Wait... 526 00:52:24,425 --> 00:52:28,586 What heavenly miracle ... ! 527 00:52:50,284 --> 00:52:53,865 Ahaa! Go on, you animals! 528 00:52:57,189 --> 00:53:00,857 Stubborn as mules! 529 00:53:01,047 --> 00:53:04,193 What's going on? What are you looking at? 530 00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:07,234 A moment ago, two ships were about to sink. 531 00:53:07,289 --> 00:53:09,505 There was a big storm on the lake ... ! 532 00:53:09,542 --> 00:53:13,191 Peter was in one of the boats and his brother Andrew in the other. 533 00:53:13,285 --> 00:53:16,442 - Who are they? - Disciples of Jesus! 534 00:53:16,807 --> 00:53:20,002 Oh, yeah? And Him? 535 00:53:20,017 --> 00:53:23,231 - I don't know! - Maybe he could turn the lake into wine! 536 00:53:23,802 --> 00:53:26,943 That way one could die happy!! 537 00:53:27,481 --> 00:53:31,904 Jesus came. He saved them! He barely arrived and the storm ended. 538 00:53:33,125 --> 00:53:36,570 - I saw everything. - Look, Caleb, can you see it too? 539 00:53:40,191 --> 00:53:44,356 He's walking on water... 540 00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:12,553 How can he do that ... ? 541 00:54:14,262 --> 00:54:18,601 That man will be the death of me! 542 00:55:16,218 --> 00:55:19,698 What are you looking at? 543 00:55:19,968 --> 00:55:23,449 What do you want from me? Leave, leave me alone! 544 00:55:24,648 --> 00:55:28,074 I'll get you sooner or later! 545 00:55:28,153 --> 00:55:31,451 I will uncover all your tricks. 546 00:55:31,684 --> 00:55:36,365 Except for the eyes ... 547 00:55:39,496 --> 00:55:43,666 Who says floods are a heavenly punishment? It's not true at all! 548 00:55:43,692 --> 00:55:47,088 If the herds wouldn't have drowned, I would never have been able... 549 00:55:47,178 --> 00:55:50,393 ...to buy the sheep from that shepherd for a piece of bread. It was a blessing. 550 00:55:51,687 --> 00:55:55,048 - There! I'll go on alone! You wait outside! - Why? 551 00:55:55,095 --> 00:55:58,244 Why? You know very well why! 552 00:55:58,252 --> 00:56:00,959 I'll come too, or they might screw you over! 553 00:56:00,959 --> 00:56:04,444 - They'll screw you too ! - Now you're worried about my virtue? 554 00:56:04,491 --> 00:56:07,520 I don't care about your virtue... 555 00:56:07,583 --> 00:56:11,566 - But I don't want to be forced to fight for you. - You'd fight the Romans for me? 556 00:56:12,868 --> 00:56:15,993 Tell me something! Are you or aren't you my woman? 557 00:56:16,036 --> 00:56:18,941 I'm noone's woman! 558 00:56:18,968 --> 00:56:22,069 Enough! You stay here! It's an order! 559 00:56:58,611 --> 00:57:02,441 Hey, you! I haven't seen you before. 560 00:57:03,907 --> 00:57:07,018 What are you selling? 561 00:57:07,219 --> 00:57:10,685 - The sheep, sir! They're healthy and strong! - And dead .... ! 562 00:57:11,253 --> 00:57:14,688 I wanted to save you the trouble. 563 00:57:14,770 --> 00:57:18,114 You'll have to pay only a few extra drachmas. 564 00:57:18,632 --> 00:57:22,310 110 drachmas for each sheep. 565 00:57:24,128 --> 00:57:27,514 Al right ... ? 566 00:57:28,504 --> 00:57:32,334 Too much? Okay, let's say 80 drachmas and it's a deal. 567 00:57:32,727 --> 00:57:36,150 Where are you from, Jew? 568 00:57:36,231 --> 00:57:39,342 I am from Galilee, sir! 569 00:57:39,395 --> 00:57:43,170 You don't happen to be one of those zealots who want us all dead, do you? 570 00:57:44,770 --> 00:57:48,479 You poisoned these animals to kill all of us at the garrison, didn't you? 571 00:57:49,374 --> 00:57:53,821 What are you talking about? They were healthy, until they drowned. I saw them myself. 572 00:57:53,861 --> 00:57:57,104 Shut up, you filthy Jew! 573 00:57:57,207 --> 00:58:01,033 You know what to do with animals when we don't know why they died? 574 00:58:01,634 --> 00:58:04,655 I told you they drowned... 575 00:58:04,711 --> 00:58:07,904 - We bury the dead sheep ... ! - Shut up, he must say it. 576 00:58:07,983 --> 00:58:11,680 You know what ... ? 577 00:58:12,009 --> 00:58:15,404 Dig, dig, Jew .... ! 578 00:58:15,983 --> 00:58:19,304 I am from Galilee, sir! 579 00:58:27,788 --> 00:58:30,904 Stop for a moment! 580 00:58:31,386 --> 00:58:34,423 Show us your pecker ... ! 581 00:58:34,453 --> 00:58:37,684 It is true that it's naked ? 582 00:58:38,231 --> 00:58:41,414 You mean, circumcised? Yes, it is! 583 00:58:41,479 --> 00:58:44,776 It is true that it's shorter? 584 00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:48,240 No, they cut the newborns. They have only a half-pecker... ! 585 00:58:48,285 --> 00:58:51,753 - No, sir! - Show it to us! 586 00:58:52,584 --> 00:58:55,598 I do not think that you are interested. I mean, gentlemen! 587 00:58:55,979 --> 00:58:59,473 Only if you have Greek tendancies... 588 00:58:59,570 --> 00:59:02,733 I mean, if you like men ... ! 589 00:59:02,799 --> 00:59:06,118 Take it out... ! Or I'll make you regret it! 590 00:59:06,340 --> 00:59:09,706 Well, if you ask me nicely... ! 591 00:59:10,219 --> 00:59:13,269 - Una tantum ... ! - Good ... ! 592 00:59:13,290 --> 00:59:16,342 You also speak Latin! 593 00:59:16,735 --> 00:59:20,096 I know only a few words, sir! Never the ones I need. 594 00:59:38,319 --> 00:59:41,578 We have to do you justice, Jew! 595 00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,618 You showed us yours, now we'll show you ours! 596 00:59:46,942 --> 00:59:50,188 - No, no .... ! - Am I right ... ? 597 00:59:50,498 --> 00:59:53,272 There's no need to trouble yourself. 598 00:59:53,286 --> 00:59:56,303 I mean it! 599 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:07,911 Now we'll return you the sheep! 600 01:00:13,879 --> 01:00:17,265 Don't you want to bury me with the sheep, oh, valuable soldiers? 601 01:00:21,513 --> 01:00:24,607 - Go! - Get out of here ... ! 602 01:00:25,108 --> 01:00:28,396 - Faster, run away... - Yes, yes... 603 01:00:28,567 --> 01:00:31,594 Come, Joshua! 604 01:00:34,274 --> 01:00:37,320 Run, run .... ! 605 01:01:25,872 --> 01:01:29,361 Deborah, Deborah ... ! 606 01:01:31,030 --> 01:01:34,390 Deborah ... ! 607 01:01:39,966 --> 01:01:43,269 Where is the girl who was here? 608 01:01:43,662 --> 01:01:47,079 - You saw that girl waiting here? - I saw her going in that direction! 609 01:01:50,495 --> 01:01:53,530 Everybody leaves me today! Even you, Joshua! 610 01:01:55,967 --> 01:01:59,220 Things went badly today, my friend! 611 01:01:59,248 --> 01:02:02,353 I'm glad you're a fine observer! 612 01:02:03,001 --> 01:02:06,099 It is a shame to bury the animal. I give you five drachmas for its skin. 613 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:09,976 If you go faster, your skin will not be worth even one drachma. 614 01:02:20,028 --> 01:02:23,187 You saw that, Joshua? 615 01:02:48,002 --> 01:02:52,588 Well, Joshua, we mush say we lived out time together! 616 01:02:55,253 --> 01:02:58,500 Do you remember how many times you played dead? 617 01:02:59,395 --> 01:03:02,977 But now it's for real ... ! 618 01:03:07,305 --> 01:03:10,531 Let's try it again! 619 01:03:16,513 --> 01:03:21,286 No... You got tired of so many tricks... ! 620 01:03:24,518 --> 01:03:27,803 And you're right! 621 01:03:54,447 --> 01:03:58,817 Goodbye, Joshua! 622 01:04:35,966 --> 01:04:39,179 I have visited all brothels in the region. 623 01:04:39,752 --> 01:04:45,475 But this one was surely different. Deborah might've hid in a place like this. 624 01:04:49,445 --> 01:04:52,663 No, wait! 625 01:04:52,749 --> 01:04:55,917 I need some information. 626 01:04:55,990 --> 01:04:59,766 But I won't waste your time. Here! 627 01:05:00,348 --> 01:05:04,073 - What do you want to know? - I'm looking for a girl ... 628 01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:07,980 She might work here ... ! 629 01:05:08,007 --> 01:05:11,100 - Her name is Deborah. Do you know her? - Yes, of course! 630 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:14,510 - So she's here! - But it's now het turn. I think she sleeps. 631 01:05:14,901 --> 01:05:18,012 Please do me a favor! Get her here! 632 01:05:18,106 --> 01:05:21,223 Tell him I need to talk to her. It is something urgent. 633 01:05:21,298 --> 01:05:24,147 Okay, wait me here. Who should I say is looking for her? 634 01:05:24,321 --> 01:05:27,668 Tell her I sold all the sheep to the Romans... 635 01:05:27,851 --> 01:05:31,157 ... and now, I am rich. She'll understand! 636 01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:12,496 I've bben looking for you for months! I do not know why you left me. 637 01:06:13,150 --> 01:06:16,544 And you end up in a brothel... 638 01:06:16,778 --> 01:06:20,302 You are truly a whore, Deborah, but I love you. 639 01:06:21,054 --> 01:06:24,439 I don't know what to do without you ... 640 01:06:24,978 --> 01:06:28,413 And I'm alone too. Joshua is dead! 641 01:06:31,183 --> 01:06:34,469 Come back to me, Deborah! 642 01:06:34,479 --> 01:06:37,735 - I'll pay you. - Who are you? 643 01:06:38,987 --> 01:06:42,443 My name is Deborah, but I don't believe that we met. 644 01:06:43,187 --> 01:06:46,435 Excuse me, it was a mistake! 645 01:07:45,026 --> 01:07:49,243 Have you heard? He tells us to feed all them all with three fish a two loaves of bread. 646 01:08:04,132 --> 01:08:07,707 You see, non-believer? He's knows what he's talking about. It's enough for everyone. 647 01:08:30,678 --> 01:08:33,775 What are you doing all here? 648 01:08:35,352 --> 01:08:39,087 We're listening to the words of Jesus! 649 01:08:43,410 --> 01:08:46,491 But where is he? 650 01:08:50,329 --> 01:08:54,265 What are you listening from here? You couldn't even hear trumpets from here. 651 01:08:55,593 --> 01:08:58,611 Thanks! 652 01:08:58,678 --> 01:09:01,914 - Is it enough for me too? - Certainly, it is enough for everyone! 653 01:09:01,947 --> 01:09:04,643 The more people come, the more food appears. 654 01:09:04,681 --> 01:09:07,754 - Thank you, you are very generous! - Thank Jesus. 655 01:09:07,836 --> 01:09:10,853 - Why, he bought it? - They all saw it ... ! 656 01:09:10,876 --> 01:09:13,885 They are the few fish and two loaves of bread. 657 01:09:13,893 --> 01:09:17,337 Jesus blessed them, and now it's enough for everyone. 658 01:09:18,945 --> 01:09:22,149 You saw that with your own eyes? 659 01:09:22,187 --> 01:09:25,238 No, Jeremiah told me, he was closer. 660 01:09:25,249 --> 01:09:27,617 Yes, Jeremiah .... ! 661 01:09:27,631 --> 01:09:30,861 It's not the first time Jesus performed this miracle. 662 01:09:30,986 --> 01:09:34,097 If it is a miracle ... 663 01:09:34,737 --> 01:09:37,386 ... the bread could be more fresh and the fish could taste better? 664 01:09:37,457 --> 01:09:41,493 - Nobody has complained so far. - Of course, it's free ... ! 665 01:09:43,741 --> 01:09:47,613 Anyway, since tonight dinner is on Jesus, then Jesus be praised! 666 01:09:57,871 --> 01:10:01,221 - Who are you, what do you want? - Do not worry, my friend! 667 01:10:02,238 --> 01:10:05,362 - Who are you? - You seem very poor. 668 01:10:05,362 --> 01:10:08,423 Aren't you? 669 01:10:08,573 --> 01:10:11,628 Since I was born! 670 01:10:12,193 --> 01:10:15,994 If you want to give me money ... The Lord will return it tenfold! 671 01:10:16,051 --> 01:10:19,576 For this I came. 672 01:10:31,989 --> 01:10:35,344 It's yours now! 673 01:10:39,849 --> 01:10:43,212 I can't understand why! 674 01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:48,905 Jesus told me: if you want to get in the kingdom of heaven, give everything to the poor 675 01:10:49,937 --> 01:10:53,259 - And you ... ? - I want to get into the kingdom of heaven . 676 01:10:53,907 --> 01:10:57,321 - Are you crazy? - I've never been saner! 677 01:11:10,464 --> 01:11:13,585 What do you know about it... ? 678 01:11:16,907 --> 01:11:20,149 Have you ever been poor? You do not know anything! 679 01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:24,553 They'll hunt you, they'll mistreat you, they'll persecute you, beat you... 680 01:11:26,058 --> 01:11:29,917 Then you'll repend and send your guards to find me. 681 01:11:30,789 --> 01:11:35,446 Well, if you are afraid ... I'll find someone who can accept the money ... ! 682 01:11:36,815 --> 01:11:40,708 No, no ... ! 683 01:11:41,956 --> 01:11:45,755 I was just saying... 684 01:11:46,078 --> 01:11:49,530 So you accept ... ? 685 01:11:50,706 --> 01:11:53,913 I'll take that risk! 686 01:11:59,455 --> 01:12:02,783 How many can there be? Fifty, one hundred ... ? 687 01:12:06,352 --> 01:12:09,669 There may be a hundred thousand .... 688 01:12:10,820 --> 01:12:14,173 Maybe even a hundred fifty thousand drachmas ... 689 01:12:16,166 --> 01:12:19,524 I'm rich .... 690 01:12:19,721 --> 01:12:22,989 I don't owe him anything. I did him a favour. 691 01:12:23,225 --> 01:12:26,409 Who knows if he's repented for repenting? 692 01:12:26,477 --> 01:12:29,692 For a while, I'll pretend to still be poor... 693 01:12:30,175 --> 01:12:36,079 I'll stay put for a while, until my conviction expires, and... 694 01:12:36,179 --> 01:12:40,689 ...I'll become a "CIVIS Romanus" and to think that I hate Romans .... 695 01:12:54,351 --> 01:12:58,967 I knew it! The rich man repented! 696 01:12:59,924 --> 01:13:04,322 That is yours! I knew it! 697 01:13:05,953 --> 01:13:10,285 What can I do with this shit? I want you! 698 01:13:10,999 --> 01:13:14,295 You are thin, but robust. 699 01:13:24,082 --> 01:13:27,146 Who are you? 700 01:13:27,210 --> 01:13:30,729 I catch slaves for a stone quarry. 701 01:13:31,016 --> 01:13:34,474 I have another question. How much will you get for me? 702 01:13:35,427 --> 01:13:39,487 - At least six pieces of silver! - Six pieces of silver? 703 01:13:54,548 --> 01:13:58,699 Raise the stones in front of you! Do it fast! 704 01:14:28,911 --> 01:14:31,929 Caleb, what are you doing here? 705 01:14:32,513 --> 01:14:35,885 I came to steal gems, illustrious lady! And you ... ? 706 01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:40,353 The quarry belongs to Ruffo, didn't you know? 707 01:14:41,221 --> 01:14:44,274 No ... 708 01:14:46,207 --> 01:14:49,027 What are you doing? Please ... ! 709 01:14:49,558 --> 01:14:53,210 Please, not there .... ! 710 01:14:53,432 --> 01:14:56,811 Leave me alone... ! Please tell her to stop! 711 01:14:56,880 --> 01:15:00,950 - I can't stand it anymore! - Shut up, slave! 712 01:15:02,918 --> 01:15:06,154 I told you so, didn't I? 713 01:15:06,406 --> 01:15:09,554 Leave him alone, it was my fault! I'll take him... ! 714 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:47,151 Everything that was until now, it was good ... My master, Aristide fron Cirene, says... 715 01:15:48,521 --> 01:15:52,285 You have to enjoy ourselves without becoming slaves of joy ... 716 01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:56,598 - Do I speak well, my dear? - Excellent, Divine Ruffo ... ! 717 01:15:57,153 --> 01:16:00,365 That fellow from Nazareth... This ... Jesus! 718 01:16:01,643 --> 01:16:05,173 He says partying is wrong ... ! 719 01:16:05,835 --> 01:16:09,270 - Sure it is a subversive concept ... ! - Excellent, Divine Ruffo ... ! 720 01:16:12,151 --> 01:16:16,205 However, he isn't preachin nor practicing violence like the zealots, 721 01:16:16,719 --> 01:16:20,198 - ... but love. - Excellent, divine Ruffo! 722 01:16:22,435 --> 01:16:25,507 You must approve when I give you the signal! 723 01:16:26,081 --> 01:16:29,671 Excuse me, divine Ruffo! I don't understand how it works! 724 01:16:31,325 --> 01:16:35,400 Love is more powerful than violence. 725 01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:42,898 Because it doesn't try to replace a power with another... 726 01:16:43,878 --> 01:16:46,972 But to remove the concept of power ... 727 01:16:47,747 --> 01:16:51,493 Excellent, Ruffo ... ! 728 01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:55,327 You do not approve what they say ... ? 729 01:16:55,991 --> 01:16:59,404 Excuse me, but if you change the sign every time, I get confused... 730 01:17:00,002 --> 01:17:03,128 Where did you find this lout, Appula? 731 01:17:03,655 --> 01:17:06,309 In a stone quarry, baby. Yet he cannot behave, excuse him! 732 01:17:07,048 --> 01:17:10,374 Lega�i him next to the she-wolf and give him 10 lashes! 733 01:17:10,864 --> 01:17:14,150 You even can you eat until after dessert, divine Ruffo! 734 01:17:15,753 --> 01:17:19,613 You should choose more carefully on those who frequent your bed, Appula. 735 01:17:19,671 --> 01:17:23,427 - Am I right? - Excellent, divine Ruffo! 736 01:17:43,499 --> 01:17:46,878 Caleb, Caleb ... ! 737 01:17:47,804 --> 01:17:51,039 My poor thief... ! 738 01:17:51,630 --> 01:17:55,051 Deborah ... ! They caught you too? 739 01:17:55,657 --> 01:17:59,597 I play the she-wolf... for Ruffo's entertainment. 740 01:18:01,824 --> 01:18:05,357 I'm out of here only when he wants to... 741 01:18:06,096 --> 01:18:09,654 - Says he feels like he possesses Rome! - Stop thinking about that, Deborah! 742 01:18:10,746 --> 01:18:13,980 What's important is we found each other. 743 01:18:14,270 --> 01:18:17,464 You are right! 744 01:18:18,970 --> 01:18:22,536 - Who are you? Why are you unlocking me? - Shut up! 745 01:18:30,169 --> 01:18:33,972 Stop wasting time, Caleb! You can go far! 746 01:18:34,431 --> 01:18:37,824 The horses are ready for you with supplies. 747 01:18:38,064 --> 01:18:41,135 In this bag, there are 15,000 drachmas. 748 01:18:41,357 --> 01:18:44,433 But you do not owe me anything. 749 01:18:44,487 --> 01:18:47,546 Not really. I must pay you for 24 marvelous pearls. 750 01:18:47,595 --> 01:18:51,240 Leave at once! 751 01:19:14,455 --> 01:19:17,941 - What is it? - We could go around! 752 01:19:21,902 --> 01:19:25,598 No, wait! You see that man over there? 753 01:19:25,627 --> 01:19:28,981 I know who that is. I saw everything he did to you! 754 01:19:30,909 --> 01:19:34,259 I followed you and I hated you... 755 01:19:34,259 --> 01:19:37,576 - ...for everything they did to you! - You hated me... ? 756 01:19:37,673 --> 01:19:41,242 - That's why I ran! - I have an idea, Deborah! 757 01:19:41,637 --> 01:19:44,974 I want to do myself a favor ! 758 01:19:57,374 --> 01:20:03,359 That's, baby ... ! Yes .... ! 759 01:20:06,226 --> 01:20:10,889 Yeah, baby ... ! 760 01:20:13,501 --> 01:20:17,436 So good. .. ! 761 01:20:29,837 --> 01:20:33,333 Where are you? 762 01:20:33,818 --> 01:20:37,308 Where are you ... ? Where did you go? 763 01:20:40,718 --> 01:20:44,828 I'm an idiot! I'm the biggest jack-ass in the world ... ! 764 01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:49,306 I am stupid... ! I am ... ! 765 01:20:51,047 --> 01:20:54,191 - Who are you? - It's me! 766 01:20:54,407 --> 01:20:57,935 - Where did you come from? - You haven't seen me because I was invisible. 767 01:20:58,711 --> 01:21:02,085 You saw a girl who was here before? The girl who is gone! 768 01:21:03,988 --> 01:21:07,444 I caught her sleeping and I fucked her! 769 01:21:08,110 --> 01:21:11,524 It's my seventh in three days... 770 01:21:11,863 --> 01:21:15,218 - I haven't done it so much in my entire life! - Tell me everything! 771 01:21:15,547 --> 01:21:18,962 I'll explain everything to you if you put down that sword. 772 01:21:23,554 --> 01:21:26,787 See this bottle? 773 01:21:27,611 --> 01:21:31,636 It is filled with a miraculous ointment! I got it from a caldeean magician! 774 01:21:31,653 --> 01:21:36,229 You must rub it on all your body. After a moment, you become invisible. 775 01:21:36,801 --> 01:21:40,812 Leave and don't say anything to anybody! 776 01:21:41,339 --> 01:21:45,269 I will, but ... ! You cannt use the ointment, because... 777 01:21:45,816 --> 01:21:49,176 There's a little secret that will cost 500 drachmas. 778 01:21:49,481 --> 01:21:53,188 - Give me the secret! - Give me the money! 779 01:22:01,116 --> 01:22:04,432 Now take your clothes off! I'll explain it to you! 780 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:12,198 You must rub it well on the whole body! 781 01:22:12,994 --> 01:22:16,148 And you must say the fowlest words that come to your mind. 782 01:22:16,187 --> 01:22:19,741 Loud and with conviction. 783 01:22:21,257 --> 01:22:25,666 - For example... Pig, asshole, shithead ... - What ... ? 784 01:22:25,824 --> 01:22:29,214 - You have to say: I am a pig, an asshole... - I cannot! 785 01:22:29,282 --> 01:22:31,894 I cannot do this. I am a Roman soldier! 786 01:22:32,166 --> 01:22:35,428 Well, keep your money, and I'll take back my ointment. 787 01:22:36,479 --> 01:22:39,528 Well ... ! 788 01:22:40,358 --> 01:22:43,774 You must strip of all! You must be naked! 789 01:22:44,954 --> 01:22:49,300 It is better, huh? 790 01:22:49,945 --> 01:22:53,041 - I'm a sheep in heat! - I'm a sheep in heat ... 791 01:22:53,101 --> 01:22:56,490 - I am a worm! - I am a worm ... 792 01:22:56,506 --> 01:22:59,785 - I'm an idiot! - I am an ... idiot! 793 01:22:59,866 --> 01:23:03,081 - I am a shitting asshole! - I am a ... shitting asshole! 794 01:23:03,123 --> 01:23:06,185 I am a roman piece of shit ... ! 795 01:23:06,261 --> 01:23:09,222 I'm a roman piece of... shit! 796 01:23:09,305 --> 01:23:12,228 Loud and clear! 797 01:23:12,249 --> 01:23:15,433 - I am a roman piece of shit ... ! - Hey, it works ... ! 798 01:23:15,683 --> 01:23:19,142 - I can't see you hand. - What? 799 01:23:19,182 --> 01:23:22,922 That one! 800 01:23:23,422 --> 01:23:27,590 - I am a ... ? What ... ? - What you want! It's your choice! 801 01:23:27,661 --> 01:23:30,947 I am a bastard! 802 01:23:31,244 --> 01:23:34,413 - I'm a bumpkin! - Bravo! A bumpkin! 803 01:23:34,503 --> 01:23:38,308 - I'm sick! - A sick one ... ! 804 01:23:38,907 --> 01:23:42,158 - I can't see you anymore! - But I can see myself! 805 01:23:42,963 --> 01:23:46,419 Of course! You have to! It's the others that can't see you! 806 01:23:47,569 --> 01:23:51,629 When you want to become visible again, just say a lot of insults again, loud and clear... 807 01:23:51,723 --> 01:23:54,710 And it's over ... ! 808 01:24:02,166 --> 01:24:05,325 Who is it? 809 01:24:06,427 --> 01:24:09,530 Have evil spirits returned ... ? 810 01:24:18,538 --> 01:24:21,599 Devil... ! Go away... ! 811 01:24:21,791 --> 01:24:25,184 Go away, Satan ... ! Go away... ! 812 01:24:26,569 --> 01:24:30,344 Go away... ! 813 01:24:33,605 --> 01:24:37,159 You saw how he fell into the trap? Let's see what happens! 814 01:24:43,549 --> 01:24:48,310 - Only a little more and we're done ... - Come on, girls, only a little more... 815 01:24:52,910 --> 01:24:55,900 Hey .... ! 816 01:24:56,278 --> 01:24:59,404 You pig ... ! Look at this one... ! 817 01:24:59,482 --> 01:25:02,920 Shameless, he's naked... 818 01:25:03,334 --> 01:25:06,839 - Get out of here, you fucker! - I am an idiot ... ! 819 01:25:07,211 --> 01:25:10,673 I am a shithead... ! 820 01:25:11,351 --> 01:25:14,962 Go away, you bastard... ! 821 01:25:14,984 --> 01:25:18,034 That is for Joshua! 822 01:25:42,554 --> 01:25:45,934 Why can't we live like the others? 823 01:25:49,522 --> 01:25:52,933 You mean, why not work? 824 01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:56,891 I want to stop! 825 01:25:57,883 --> 01:26:01,547 That is a bad life, Caleb, we're never in peace! 826 01:26:03,034 --> 01:26:06,595 Are you never tired of running ... ? 827 01:26:06,965 --> 01:26:10,665 You can not stop the wind in a bag and water in a basket! So says Baracuc! 828 01:26:17,908 --> 01:26:21,137 Okay, I'll try! 829 01:26:21,230 --> 01:26:24,545 Then let's go to Bethany! At my friend Marta's. 830 01:26:25,244 --> 01:26:28,965 There you can rest and think, ok? 831 01:26:29,187 --> 01:26:32,412 - Who is Marta? - Lazarus' sister! 832 01:26:33,055 --> 01:26:35,332 And I guess Lazarus is Martha's brother! 833 01:26:35,465 --> 01:26:38,589 - Good, how did you guess? - I tried ... ! I guessed... ! 834 01:26:39,176 --> 01:26:42,298 You need to stop that! 835 01:26:42,725 --> 01:26:46,160 - What? - Playing the magician, the prophet... 836 01:26:46,526 --> 01:26:49,839 Stop with all your tricks .... 837 01:26:51,386 --> 01:26:55,005 I don't understand, you like Jesus so much but you don't want me to be like him? 838 01:26:56,631 --> 01:26:59,889 I want to do that promise you'll stop thinking about Jesus. 839 01:26:59,965 --> 01:27:03,334 And you won't try to do the things he does! 840 01:27:03,895 --> 01:27:07,709 He is much better than me ... 841 01:27:08,097 --> 01:27:11,105 It is better for you not to have anything to do with him. 842 01:27:11,674 --> 01:27:14,601 Never ever! 843 01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:18,661 Do you know ... ! I can give him two, three good advice. 844 01:27:18,847 --> 01:27:22,049 - I can help him. - Enough ... ! 845 01:27:23,155 --> 01:27:26,261 Enough, Caleb! 846 01:27:30,253 --> 01:27:33,694 What are you doing? Are you crying? 847 01:27:35,151 --> 01:27:38,244 Don't cry! 848 01:27:38,249 --> 01:27:41,545 Okay, okay, I will retire... 849 01:27:42,944 --> 01:27:46,216 Alright... ? 850 01:27:46,318 --> 01:27:50,028 Jesus can do it alone! 851 01:27:50,078 --> 01:27:53,591 Are you happy? 852 01:28:19,999 --> 01:28:23,202 - Do you remember ? - Who lives from memory is already dead ... 853 01:28:23,211 --> 01:28:25,674 So says Baracuc! 854 01:28:25,684 --> 01:28:28,771 Stop it, you and your Baracuc have beend the death of me... 855 01:28:29,585 --> 01:28:32,941 I didn't manage to get you off me for a second, you leech! 856 01:28:33,059 --> 01:28:36,135 - Me? - Yes, you ... ! 857 01:28:36,634 --> 01:28:40,054 - Looks who's talking, the leeching thief! - Leeching thief, eh? 858 01:28:40,253 --> 01:28:43,616 - And you ... ? - Deborah ... ! 859 01:28:43,883 --> 01:28:47,270 - Dear Deborah! - Marta ... ! 860 01:28:47,272 --> 01:28:50,775 What happened? You're crying... 861 01:28:51,146 --> 01:28:54,653 Lazarus is very ill, we fear for his life! 862 01:29:17,796 --> 01:29:21,538 Let Jesus come here! 863 01:29:21,988 --> 01:29:26,094 - Shut up, Caleb! - I tell you why he's not coming! 864 01:29:28,568 --> 01:29:32,466 This time, no trick wouldn work. 865 01:29:32,665 --> 01:29:36,389 That one is really dead! 866 01:29:37,098 --> 01:29:40,976 I saw him myself and I am sure. 867 01:29:57,797 --> 01:30:01,572 Caleb, Caleb, Jesus is here! 868 01:30:02,171 --> 01:30:05,467 Everybody went to the tomb of Lazarus. Let us go as well! 869 01:30:06,033 --> 01:30:09,067 He came a little too late. 870 01:30:09,771 --> 01:30:13,100 Let's go! 871 01:30:33,719 --> 01:30:37,616 Look at that, he moved the stone that covers the grave! 872 01:30:41,587 --> 01:30:45,403 Lazarus, come out! 873 01:30:46,563 --> 01:30:50,292 He''s crazy! I helped bury the dead with my own hands. 874 01:30:50,863 --> 01:30:54,832 Lazarus is more dead than dead! 875 01:31:02,684 --> 01:31:06,245 Lazarus ... ! 876 01:31:07,017 --> 01:31:10,869 Lazarus has risen from the grave... ! 877 01:31:49,151 --> 01:31:53,130 It can't be him! Its not possible! 878 01:31:57,513 --> 01:32:00,138 No... ! 879 01:32:01,836 --> 01:32:05,120 It can't be true! 880 01:32:05,753 --> 01:32:08,774 No ... ! 881 01:32:19,275 --> 01:32:22,806 I've been looking for him for a few weeks. First, in Efreim desert... 882 01:32:23,710 --> 01:32:27,470 Then up and down in Galilee... 883 01:32:28,544 --> 01:32:32,263 He stayed far from towns and rarely showed himself. 884 01:32:33,262 --> 01:32:36,448 Always followed by his disciples. 885 01:32:37,047 --> 01:32:40,350 I know he stopped at Ghetsimani. 886 01:33:05,869 --> 01:33:10,161 Jesus ... ! Don't worry, I'm a friend! 887 01:33:10,417 --> 01:33:13,840 My name is Caleb! 888 01:33:16,091 --> 01:33:20,572 It's not important. I just want you to listen to me! 889 01:33:21,257 --> 01:33:25,170 I've been watching you for some time... 890 01:33:25,622 --> 01:33:29,082 I mean ... and I am also a professional. 891 01:33:29,613 --> 01:33:33,571 Your tricks are excellent. Even I haven't understood them. 892 01:33:34,434 --> 01:33:38,685 But I think that you lack ... 893 01:33:39,139 --> 01:33:42,643 practical purposes ... ! You're a zero at that ... ! 894 01:33:43,450 --> 01:33:47,572 No offence, but you made some mistakes. 895 01:33:48,943 --> 01:33:53,310 For example, getting into politics. I can't talk with the priests... 896 01:33:55,212 --> 01:33:59,213 And I am of Galilee, just like you. And I am condemned to death, too. 897 01:33:59,812 --> 01:34:03,348 It seems that we have the same destiny ... 898 01:34:03,936 --> 01:34:07,102 Let's get out of here together! 899 01:34:07,710 --> 01:34:12,040 I'll take you with me to Rome. We can not do much here ... 900 01:34:12,645 --> 01:34:16,661 Think about it, Rome ... ! I already made plans! 901 01:34:17,619 --> 01:34:21,583 You keep doing your tricks, but I'll manage you. 902 01:34:23,749 --> 01:34:27,887 Think about it! After all you've done, you're still a bum, cursed and persecuted ... 903 01:34:28,677 --> 01:34:31,972 Jesus ... ! 904 01:34:34,178 --> 01:34:37,367 Answer ... ! 905 01:34:37,758 --> 01:34:41,399 At least to educate me ... 906 01:34:44,277 --> 01:34:47,588 But, you''re full of blood ... ! 907 01:34:49,466 --> 01:34:53,676 God ... ! Sorry ... ! 908 01:34:55,317 --> 01:34:58,835 You are full of blood ... ! 909 01:35:26,070 --> 01:35:29,273 Caleb ... ! 910 01:35:29,554 --> 01:35:33,101 I came back for my money, what did you think? 911 01:35:33,690 --> 01:35:36,930 Let it not go to your head ... 912 01:35:49,424 --> 01:35:53,698 I want to buy a bed. Of cedar, with goat leather and fabric from the Levant. 913 01:35:53,987 --> 01:35:57,032 - And satin pillows! - Yes, ma'am. Satin pillows! 914 01:35:57,702 --> 01:36:01,518 In this way, we'll run out of money. 915 01:36:02,018 --> 01:36:05,165 Let them run out. If you do not spend it, is as if you don't have any. 916 01:36:05,783 --> 01:36:09,853 Baracuc says: Money that stays in the box are worth less than stones. 917 01:36:10,504 --> 01:36:13,601 You should have married Baracuc! 918 01:36:13,817 --> 01:36:16,862 Yes,but he doesn't have those lovely eyes and certain curves where I would like... 919 01:36:17,589 --> 01:36:20,730 - You like that? - It's him! 920 01:36:20,730 --> 01:36:24,277 - Be careful, Caleb! - Yes, it's him! 921 01:36:25,007 --> 01:36:28,553 You must arrest him. This man is a thief. He sold me a dead dog, but it was alive ... 922 01:36:28,597 --> 01:36:31,643 And he stole five shekels from me. 923 01:36:32,368 --> 01:36:35,631 Do you want five shekels ? I give them back with interest. 924 01:36:35,962 --> 01:36:39,242 This time, you go to jail. Get moving! 925 01:36:39,288 --> 01:36:42,203 - What will happen now? - Nothing ... ! Do not you worry! 926 01:36:42,840 --> 01:36:46,320 Buy the bed yourself. And don't forget the goat leather ... ! 927 01:36:46,931 --> 01:36:50,135 You know something, buy it from him! 928 01:36:51,010 --> 01:36:54,484 Be careful, don't let him cheat you! You know, these businessmen are all thieves! 929 01:36:55,900 --> 01:36:59,235 It couldn't be true... 930 01:37:00,052 --> 01:37:04,024 It was too beautiful... 931 01:37:08,508 --> 01:37:12,451 Women ... I have treated them for what they are... 932 01:37:13,330 --> 01:37:16,395 - Jewish, Phoenicians, Romans ... - You had a Roman woman? 933 01:37:17,123 --> 01:37:21,156 And what a Roman woman! I won't give names... 934 01:37:22,073 --> 01:37:24,891 I don't like to brag... 935 01:37:25,434 --> 01:37:29,932 And who would believe me I had the wife of Governor Ruffo? 936 01:37:30,070 --> 01:37:33,414 I met her when walking in Judea ... 937 01:37:33,458 --> 01:37:36,672 She wanted to take me to Rome .. 938 01:37:37,101 --> 01:37:40,354 But I don 't like people in high society ... I'm not used to them... 939 01:37:41,588 --> 01:37:45,966 I like the dust in out streets... 940 01:37:47,170 --> 01:37:50,389 - They arrested Jesus of Nazareth! - Jesus of Nazareth? 941 01:37:50,724 --> 01:37:54,043 Yes, the one who makes miracles! 942 01:37:54,072 --> 01:37:57,568 What miracles? Tricks ! 943 01:37:57,576 --> 01:38:00,703 - Even I know some of them ... - Did you know him? 944 01:38:01,391 --> 01:38:04,741 A great man, but it went to his head. 945 01:38:06,404 --> 01:38:10,091 He had great success, if only he'd have listened to me... 946 01:38:11,191 --> 01:38:15,051 I told him to quit... 947 01:38:15,701 --> 01:38:19,692 I told him not to quarrel with priests! But nothing... ! Stubborn... 948 01:38:20,470 --> 01:38:24,153 And now they arrested him. I do not want to and get the same fate as him... 949 01:38:24,475 --> 01:38:27,577 Now he will make another miracle, dying for us. 950 01:38:27,632 --> 01:38:30,942 It is said that to celebrate his death, they will release us all... 951 01:38:30,949 --> 01:38:34,709 - Are you sure, who told you? - Romans! 952 01:38:35,178 --> 01:38:38,804 Is it true that we will be release? 953 01:38:38,861 --> 01:38:42,191 If Pilate can convict Jesus to death, there will be an amnesty. 954 01:38:43,462 --> 01:38:47,134 I'm sorry for him. But as you Romans say: "mors tua, vita mea"! 955 01:38:48,528 --> 01:38:52,278 You must admit he had it coming. He stirred some spirits! 956 01:38:52,534 --> 01:38:55,966 He will be crucified along with two thieves. 957 01:38:56,022 --> 01:38:59,243 You are a thief, right? Maybe they'll pick you! 958 01:38:59,573 --> 01:39:03,557 Who, one of them ... ? Hahahaha! 959 01:39:15,989 --> 01:39:19,121 But they did choose me... 960 01:39:19,601 --> 01:39:22,731 I think this is the last journey I take... 961 01:39:22,832 --> 01:39:26,473 I am one of the two unfortunates who must die on the cross. 962 01:39:27,134 --> 01:39:30,860 All because of Jesus! 963 01:39:32,183 --> 01:39:35,907 Jesus ... ! 964 01:39:36,572 --> 01:39:40,573 At least I'm dying for my own sins... For stealing that scapegoat... 965 01:39:42,130 --> 01:39:45,810 I'm here to ... as they say ... Form the picture ... ! 966 01:39:46,691 --> 01:39:50,840 To make it look like Jesus is a common criminal... 967 01:39:51,626 --> 01:39:54,829 Not a man convicted because of his ideas ... 968 01:39:55,181 --> 01:39:58,482 For that, they will kill him along with two thieves... 969 01:39:59,118 --> 01:40:02,651 There were many in prison, but they had to choose me! 970 01:40:03,364 --> 01:40:06,845 I think I have something special, like a pumpkin in a field of melons ... 971 01:40:08,294 --> 01:40:12,522 You are a blasphemer... 972 01:41:17,006 --> 01:41:21,333 As you see, he found someone to carry the cross for him... 973 01:41:22,129 --> 01:41:26,023 Some people are born with the gift to be served... 974 01:42:06,824 --> 01:42:10,610 - Caleb ... ! - Deborah! 975 01:42:29,031 --> 01:42:32,796 Caleb ... ! 976 01:42:33,540 --> 01:42:37,598 I love you ... ! I love you, Caleb ... ! 977 01:42:39,361 --> 01:42:42,842 Don't be sorry for me ... ! It is true that I die young ... 978 01:42:43,727 --> 01:42:47,574 You even had my fate in your hands... 979 01:42:48,307 --> 01:42:51,699 It doesn't matter! I was always a free man ... 980 01:42:51,771 --> 01:42:53,770 Even in prison and even here on the cross ... 981 01:42:53,822 --> 01:42:57,623 I suffered from hunger, from thirst misery... 982 01:42:58,467 --> 01:43:02,942 They beat me... 983 01:43:07,729 --> 01:43:10,654 And I had a woman like you... ! 984 01:43:12,093 --> 01:43:16,581 I had fun. I wouldn't have been a good husband, Deborah! 985 01:43:59,802 --> 01:44:02,848 Aren't you the Christ? Chosen by God? 986 01:44:02,931 --> 01:44:06,213 If you're so good, why aren't you saving us from this torment? 987 01:44:06,290 --> 01:44:09,439 - Get off the cross! - Leave him alone! 988 01:44:09,499 --> 01:44:12,583 He has never done anything wrong! 989 01:44:14,906 --> 01:44:19,822 Caleb ... ! Today you will be with me... 990 01:44:20,683 --> 01:44:25,138 ...in the Kingdom of Heaven ... ! 991 01:44:25,547 --> 01:44:29,125 Thank you! But you go first! 992 01:44:43,837 --> 01:44:47,516 The End 80691

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