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[THEME FROM
AMERICAN BANDSTAND PLAYING]
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(DICK CLARK) YEAH,
THAT'S A GOOD SOUND.
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NOW, COMING UP IN
THE SECOND HALF HOUR
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OF AMERICAN BANDSTAND,
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SHIELDS AND YARNELL,
ELTON JOHN AND KIKI DEE.
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AND NOW THE SPOTLIGHT DANCE.
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THIS IS MR. LOU RAWLS.
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♪♪♪
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JACKIE... DOOR... KNOCK!
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SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU'D BE DOING ANYTHING
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SO EMBARRASSING.
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IS DONNA HERE?
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NO.
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I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE.
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I COULD REALLY USE
A FRIEND RIGHT NOW.
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OKAY, THEN, WELL,
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
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ERIC! CAN I TALK TO YOU?
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LOOK, I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN ABLE TO TRUST YOU.
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AND GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A NICE GUY.
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NO, I'M NOT.
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YES, YOU ARE.
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OKAY. OKAY.
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UM, WHAT HAPPENED?
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DID KELSO FORGET
YOUR BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING?
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I'M PREGNANT.
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ERIC, YOU'RE, LIKE,
A MILLION MILES AWAY.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OKAY, DONNA, I HAVE TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING,
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BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE
YOU'RE NOT GOING
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TO TELL ANYBODY ELSE.
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DER, I SWEAR. NOW TELL ME.
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NOT HERE.
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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪
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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER
PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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OF COURSE I SUPPORT
THE WOLVERINES.
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I HAVE TO.
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I'M A CHEERLEADER,
NOT A CHEER LIAR.
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AND THEN, IN THE DREAM,
TWO OF THE THREE STOOGES
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BRING ME GRAPES.
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WHILE I PLAYED THEM A BEAUTIFUL
SONG ON MY ACCORDION...
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IN THE NUDE.
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SOMEHOW THE ACCORDION
PART BOTHERS ME MORE
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THAN THE NUDE PART.
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MICHAEL, STOP IT.
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WHAT DID I DO?
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LOOK, I JUST NEED ALL THE FOOD
I CAN GET RIGHT NOW.
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HA-HA-HA-HA! HA-HA-HA-HA!
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HI.
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UH, I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
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JACKIE?
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OH MY GOD, DONNA,
YOU HAVE NEVER ASKED ME
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TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
WITH YOU BEFORE.
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YEAH, IT'S A BIG DAY.
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MAN, SHE HAS BEEN
ACTING SO WEIRD LATELY.
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I'M TELLING YOU GUYS,
I THINK IT'S TIME
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I BREAK UP WITH HER.
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OH, THAT'S REAL NICE.
WHY DON'T YOU GROW UP?
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SO, IS IT TRUE?
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YES, DONNA, IT IS TRUE.
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I AM CARRYING
MICHAEL KELSO'S CHILD.
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JACKIE, YOU'RE A SOPHOMORE.
HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID?
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I'M A SOPHOMORE.
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WELL, WHY DON'T YOU,
LIKE, USE SOMETHING?
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LOOK, I WOULD HAVE, BUT
MY COUSIN CARLA TOLD ME
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THAT I COULD NOT GET PREGNANT
FOR 8 DAYS AFTER MY PERIOD.
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OKAY, 8 DAYS AFTER YOUR
FIRST DAY OR YOUR LAST DAY?
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I DON'T KNOW, CARLA
NEVER CALLED ME BACK.
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OH MY GOD, DONNA,
HAVING THIS CHILD
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IS GOING TO RUIN MY WHOLE LIFE.
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WELL, YEAH.
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GOD, I'LL HAVE TO WEAR FLATS.
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I'LL GAIN WEIGHT.
I'LL BE TOO FAT TO CHEER.
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NOT TO MENTION THE FACT
YOU'LL HAVE A BABY
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TO TAKE CARE OF.
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DONNA, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
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I'M IN SUCH TROUBLE.
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JACKIE, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS.
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WHAT DOES KELSO
SAY ABOUT ALL THIS?
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
I CANNOT TELL MICHAEL.
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IT'S WAY TOO EMBARRASSING.
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JACKIE, YOU HAD SEX WITH HIM.
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I KNOW I DID,
BUT WE DIDN'T TALK.
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YOU HAVE TO TELL KELSO.
IF YOU DON'T, I WILL.
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THANK YOU, DONNA. THANK YOU.
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OH, THANK YOU!
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JACKIE, I DON'T
WANT TO TELL HIM.
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[CRASH]
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I THINK HE KNOWS.
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WHAT?
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NOTHING. NOTHING.
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WE'RE JUST... WE'RE...
WE'RE A LITTLE SURPRISED
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THAT YOU'RE HOME, THAT'S ALL.
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IT'S NO BIG DEAL, YOU KNOW.
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I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE GOING
AWAY FOR SPRING BREAK.
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HONEY, IS THERE A WARRANT OUT
FOR YOU IN FORT LAUDERDALE?
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NOW, KITTY, I'M SURE
SHE'S JUST HOME
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TO SPEND TIME WITH US AND ERIC.
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WHY ARE YOU HOME?
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DADDY, IT WAS JUST A VERY,
VERY TOUGH QUARTER.
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WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL COME
THROUGH WITH FLYING COLORS.
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YEAH. HA, HA, HA.
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YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE CONCEPT
OF GRADES IS SO SUBJECTIVE.
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IT'S REALLY THE EXPERIENCE
OF COLLEGE THAT'S IMPORTANT.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
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MAIL'S HERE.
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NOTHING.
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SORRY I WAS LATE.
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WE WERE AT THE HALL AND I
HAD TO DRIVE EVERYONE HOME
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AND THEN KELSO SAID...
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. YOU'RE LATE.
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BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS.
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THAT'S REAL EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY, PAL!
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THAT KID'S ON DOPE.
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WHOA, DON'T WANT TO MISS
SANFORD AND SON.
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MOM, CAN I TALK TO
YOU FOR A SECOND?
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SURE.
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OKAY, A FRIEND OF MINE...
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AND IT'S NOT ME... IS PREGNANT.
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[GASPING] IS IT YOU?
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NO, MOM, NOT ME.
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OH, THANK GOD.
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I JUST HAD THE MOST
HORRIBLE FLASHBACK
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TO WHEN I WAS 16.
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YOU WERE SAYING, HONEY?
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THE WHOLE PREGNANCY
THING IS JUST SO SCARY
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AND OVERWHELMING.
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I MEAN, JACKIE...
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I MEAN, MY FRIEND.
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IT IS YOU, ISN'T IT?
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NO.
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SHE HAD ONE NIGHT OF FUN
AND NOW HER WHOLE LIFE
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IS OUT OF CONTROL.
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ARE YOU WORRIED
ABOUT YOU AND ERIC?
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NO... MAYBE.
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YES.
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HONEY, LET ME JUST
TELL YOU WHAT I THINK.
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SOMETIMES IN THE HEAT
OF THE MOMENT,
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THINGS HAPPEN.
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AND THE BACKSEAT
OF A CAR IS NO PLACE
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TO BE WORRYING
ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL.
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THANKS, MOM.
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SANFORD THINKS HE'S
HAVING A HEART ATTACK.
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IT LOOKS LIKE THE BIG ONE.
COME WATCH.
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SO, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT.
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AND I'M GOING TO DO
THE RIGHT THING.
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I'M GOING TO BE RESPONSIBLE.
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I MEAN, I HAVE TO.
I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER.
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YEAH, AND ON THE PLUS SIDE,
YOU WALK INTO A LIQUOR STORE
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CARRYING A BABY, MAN,
THEY'LL SELL YOU BEER.
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YEAH, YEAH, AND I LIKE KIDS.
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I STILL HAVE SOME OF MY LEGOS.
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IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT.
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AND JACKIE'S MUCKATOTS
WILL GET HUGE.
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FEZ, FOR THOSE OF US
WHO ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH,
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WHAT EXACTLY IS A MUCKATOT?
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FEET.
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THEY WILL GET LONG
AS WELL AS WIDE.
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VERY GRATIFYING.
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YOU FOREIGN FREAK.
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I MEAN, THIS IS SCARY, MAN.
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I MIGHT HAVE TO GET MARRIED.
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NOT JUST MARRIED,
MARRIED TO JACKIE.
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THAT'S FREAKIN' TERRIFYING.
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OKAY, I'M NEVER
HAVING SEX AGAIN.
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YEAH, GOOD ONE.
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NO, NO, I'M SERIOUS, MAN.
IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT.
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JUST WAIT, ERIC, THIS COULD
SO EASILY HAPPEN TO YOU.
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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I'D PROBABLY HAVE
TO HAVE SEX FIRST.
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IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
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YOU'RE TELLING ME.
I WANT TO HAVE SEX.
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GEE, LAURIE, I SURE HAVE
NOTICED YOU HANGING AROUND
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THE MAILBOX A LOT.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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WHAT COULD BE SO IMPORTANT
THAT YOU'D GIVE UP
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A WEEK OF WHORING AROUND
FORT LAUDERDALE?
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OH, I KNOW.
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IT'S YOUR GRADES, RIGHT?
YOU'RE FLUNKING OUT.
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BINGO, FORMAN SCORES, RIGHT?
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OKAY, ERIC, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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DAD LIKES ME AND
HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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SURE, PICTURES FOR FORMAN.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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[COUGHING]
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HEY THERE, ERIC, YOU OKAY?
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I WAS JUST...
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HOW ARE YOU?
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HERE YOU GO. CAN I HELP YOU?
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UH, YEP, PRESCRIPTION
FOR PINCIOTTI.
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OH, TRYING ON COLOGNE
FOR DONNA, HUH?
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HA, HA. THAT IS SO DARN CUTE.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
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HERE YOU GO. THAT'LL BE 21.50.
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IT'S A LITTLE PRICEY
FOR COUGH MEDICINE.
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"PINCIOTTI... DONNA...
ORTHO-NOVUM."
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ORTHO WHAT?
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ORTHO-NOVUM.
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BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.
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MIDGE!
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MIDGE?
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(TV ANNOUNCER) MEET BOB.
HE'S A TYPICAL AMERICAN
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WHO WORKS HARD,
LOVES HIS FAMILY,
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AND HAS NEVER CHEATED
ON HIS TAX RETURN.
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LIFE IS GOOD.
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BUT LATELY, HE'S NOTICED
SOME SLIGHT CHANGES
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IN HIS DAUGHTER DONNA.
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HI, HONEY. HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?
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GREAT, DAD.
I GOT AN "A" ON A TEST,
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AND TONIGHT I'M HAVING COCKTAILS
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WITH THE PRINCIPAL.
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WILL YOU EXCUSE US, DAD?
WE HAVE TO STUDY.
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BOB REALIZES HIS DAUGHTER
IS GROWING UP.
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NOW THAT DONNA'S ON THE PILL,
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SHE'S WHAT MEDICAL
PROFESSIONALS CALL
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"OPEN FOR BUSINESS."
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COME ON, BOB,
I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
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YOU SEE, BOB, THE PILL MEANS
DONNA CAN HAVE LOTS OF SEX
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WITH MANY DIFFERENT PARTNERS,
NOT JUST ERIC.
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HI, MR. PINCIOTTI.
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BOY, IS YOUR DAUGHTER SOMETHING.
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SO, DO YOU GET IT, BOB?
SHE'S OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'M NEXT.
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ERIC, YOU'RE NOT EATING.
ARE YOU SICK?
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YEAH, ERIC. YOU SEEM UPSET.
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DID SOMETHING HAPPEN
AT THE PHARMACY?
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WHAT HAPPENED AT THE PHARMACY?
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NOTHING. SHUT UP.
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ERIC, BE NICE TO YOUR SISTER.
237
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:24,177
KITTY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE MAIL?
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00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:28,264
I CHECKED THE MAIL, DAD.
NOTHING, NO MAIL.
239
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,308
YOU KNOW, THE MAIL
KEEPS DISAPPEARING.
240
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:35,188
I THINK WE HAVE
A LITTLE MAIL THIEF.
241
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,023
SPEAKING OF, LAURIE,
I COULD HAVE SWORN
242
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,751
I SAW A UNIVERSITY OF
WISCONSIN ENVELOPE
243
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,109
STICKING OUT OF YOUR BRA.
244
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,654
WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
245
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,824
WHAT?
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00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:50,119
DONNA'S ON THE PILL.
247
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,877
WHAT DID YOU DO?
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00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,213
NOTHING. NOTHING.
249
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,883
DINNER'S OVER.
YOU... KITCHEN... NOW!
250
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,344
I KNOW YOU'RE 17.
251
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:10,682
AND, UM, WE CAN'T STOP YOU FROM
DOING WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.
252
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:11,975
YES, WE CAN.
253
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:14,310
RED.
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00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:17,647
ALL I'M SAYING IS
HAVE RESPECT FOR HER.
255
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,150
YOU RESPECT HER BY KEEPING
YOUR HANDS OFF HER.
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00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:25,321
YOU ARE A DIRTY,
DIRTY BOY, ERIC.
257
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:30,118
OKAY, NOW, UM, LET'S TALK
ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL.
258
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,452
BIRTH CONTROL?
259
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,455
DON'T DO IT.
THAT'S YOUR BIRTH CONTROL.
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00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,877
I'M GOING TO PRAY FOR YOU, ERIC.
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00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,755
YOU'RE THE DEVIL.
262
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,949
AND, DAD, DID YOU
KNOW THAT LAURIE'S
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00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,175
FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE?
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00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,677
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
265
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,045
YOU'VE GOT STRANGE THOUGHTS
IN YOUR LITTLE HEAD, MISTER,
266
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,515
AND THAT DONNA'S A NICE GIRL.
267
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:56,019
RED, YOU ARE GIVING HIM
THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT SEX.
268
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,186
IT'S NOT DIRTY...
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00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,523
BUT IT'S NOT CLEAN EITHER.
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00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:04,485
OKAY, CLEANLINESS,
NOW THAT REMINDS ME.
271
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:08,197
ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOUR NAILS
ARE TRIMMED AND CLEANED.
272
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:14,329
OH, FOREPLAY IS VERY IMPORTANT.
273
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,880
NO, NO, IT'S NOT.
274
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:30,094
YES, IT IS.
275
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,558
PERSONALLY, I'M VERY PROUD
TO HAVE A DAUGHTER
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00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,602
WHO ACTED SO MATURE
AND RESPONSIBLE.
277
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,811
I'M HER FATHER.
278
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,563
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME, MIDGE.
279
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,274
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW I FELT
STANDING THERE WITH ERIC
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00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:47,111
WHEN THE PHARMACIST HANDED
ME BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?
281
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:51,115
ERIC KNOWS? THANKS A LOT, DAD.
282
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,664
YOU KNOW,
SHE AND ERIC ARE DATING.
283
00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:58,998
ALL THE MORE REASON.
284
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,792
OH, JEEZ!
285
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,460
YOU'D RATHER SHE GOT PREGNANT?
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00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,545
THAT IS NOT GOING
TO HAPPEN TO DONNA.
287
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,048
IT HAPPENED TO US.
288
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,301
OH, SURE, THROW THAT
IN MY FACE AGAIN.
289
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,263
HEY, LAURIE. IS ERIC AROUND?
290
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,640
NO, HE'S AT THE HUB.
291
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,434
HEY, WATCH THE DOOR.
292
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,729
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
293
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:22,981
MY GRADES.
294
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,984
I'VE GOT TO MAKE SOME Fs INTO
Bs BEFORE RED SEES THEM.
295
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:28,611
YOU'RE FINE.
296
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,097
RED AND KITTY ARE
WATCHING BONANZA.
297
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,114
I GOT TO GO.
298
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,241
HEY, SMART MOVE
GOING ON THE PILL.
299
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,326
THAT WAS THE BEST
THING I EVER DID.
300
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,829
JUST WAIT 'TIL
YOU GET TO COLLEGE.
301
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,374
BYE.
302
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,545
DONNA, GUESS WHAT?
303
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,547
YOU'RE HAVING TWINS?
304
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,008
NO, I'M NOT PREGNANT.
305
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,300
OH, MY GOD.
306
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,969
OH MY GOD, JACKIE, THANK GOD.
307
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,178
OH MY GOD.
308
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,946
I CAN FORGET ABOUT
THIS WHOLE UGLY THING.
309
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,099
PUT IT BEHIND ME AND NEVER,
EVER THINK THAT EVER...
310
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,519
JACKIE, I AM NOT GOING TO
LET YOU FORGET ABOUT THIS.
311
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:02,729
ALL RIGHT?
312
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,355
YOU GOT REALLY, REALLY
LUCKY, AND AS YOUR FRIEND,
313
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:08,234
I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU
BE STUPID ABOUT THIS.
314
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:13,156
WE'RE FRIENDS?
315
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,658
SHUT UP.
316
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,746
JACKIE, I WENT ON THE PILL.
317
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,914
OH MY GOD.
318
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:25,251
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO POPULAR.
319
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:31,424
JACKIE, I DIDN'T
DO IT TO BE POPULAR.
320
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,384
I DID IT BECAUSE I AM
NOT GOING TO GET STUCK
321
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,053
IN THIS DINKY LITTLE TOWN.
322
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,512
OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW,
THEY'RE BUILDING
323
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,680
A K-MART ON FRANKLIN.
324
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,099
JACKIE, WHEN THIS E-R-A PASSES,
325
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:43,227
I'M GOING TO BE ABLE
TO DO WHATEVER I WANT.
326
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:47,148
AND SO WILL YOU IF YOU
DON'T SCREW IT UP NOW.
327
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,359
HMM.
328
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,613
SO, DONNA, TELL ME MORE
ABOUT THIS PILL.
329
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,240
DOES IT DO ANYTHING WEIRD
TO YOUR HAIR?
330
00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,119
MMM, ONLY ABOVE YOUR LIP.
331
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,154
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
DONNA HAS TO TAKE THIS PILL.
332
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,459
IS SHE SICK?
333
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,878
NO, FEZ, SHE TAKES THE PILLS
334
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,686
SO THAT SHE CAN HAVE
ALL THE SEX SHE WANTS
335
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,342
AND NOT GET PREGNANT.
336
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,261
WITH SUCH A USEFUL
PRODUCT AVAILABLE...
337
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,973
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU
THINKING, YOU IDIOT?
338
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,561
FORMAN, YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO, MAN?
339
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,688
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
BREAK UP WITH DONNA.
340
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,776
BECAUSE THE PRESSURE OF
THAT MUCH WORRY-FREE SEX,
341
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,984
THAT COULD KILL YOU.
342
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:35,488
YEAH, THAT WOULD BE
PLAN "B", HYDE.
343
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,698
I WISH JACKIE WOULD HAVE
THOUGHT ABOUT GOING
344
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,284
ON THE PILL.
345
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:44,455
YOU KNOW, IF I HAD A CHANCE,
I'D DO IT ALL DIFFERENT.
346
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:45,957
NO, YOU WOULDN'T.
347
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,918
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, I WOULDN'T.
348
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,796
I SHOULD HAVE BROKEN UP WITH
HER WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE.
349
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,427
OKAY, SO, UH, ERIC,
CAN I TALK TO YOU, ALONE?
350
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,555
SURE.
351
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,602
MICHAEL...
352
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,855
I'M NOT PREGNANT.
353
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,565
YES!
354
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:11,858
YES!!
355
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,110
YES!!!
356
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,155
SO YOU FEEL TONS BETTER, RIGHT?
357
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,991
OH, YEAH!
358
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,993
GOD, THAT'S SO GREAT
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
359
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,953
I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU.
360
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,706
[TOGETHER] WHAT?
361
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,434
LOOK, MICHAEL, THIS
WHOLE EXPERIENCE HAS
362
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,168
OPENED MY EYES.
363
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,087
AND NOTHING WILL STAND
IN THE WAY OF MY DREAM
364
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,674
OF BECOMING
A DALLAS COWBOY CHEERLEADER.
365
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:47,518
DID SHE JUST BREAK UP WITH ME?
366
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,521
YEP.
367
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:56,194
I AM SO SAD FOR YOU.
368
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:59,447
MAY I PLEASE HAVE
HER PHONE NUMBER?
369
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,203
OH MY GOD, ERIC.
370
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,038
SO YOUR PARENTS KNOW
I'M ON THE PILL TOO?
371
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,373
YEAH.
372
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,958
I HAD A NICE CONVERSATION
WITH RED AND KITTY
373
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,794
ABOUT FOREPLAY.
374
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,257
SORRY.
375
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:21,636
YEAH, ME TOO.
376
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,805
ERIC, I DON'T WANT YOU TO
THINK THIS CHANGES ANYTHING
377
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,849
BETWEEN US.
378
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,936
I DON'T.
379
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:37,568
BUT IT COULD, RIGHT?
380
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,237
I SUPPOSE.
381
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,156
I MEAN, WHO KNOWS?
IT MIGHT EVEN BE YOU.
382
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,080
MIGHT?
383
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,124
ALL I'M SAYING IS WE HAVE
TO WAIT FOR THE RIGHT TIME.
384
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,794
OKAY.
385
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:58,506
HOW ABOUT NOW?
386
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,800
MMM... NO.
387
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,301
OKAY.
388
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,552
HOW ABOUT NOW?
389
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,638
NO.
390
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,139
NOW? YES.
391
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,432
REALLY? NO.
392
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,602
OKAY.
393
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,647
NOW RIGHT?
394
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,860
I'LL BE WAITING.
395
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,279
(DONNA) SHUT UP.
396
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,239
I GOT A BIRTHDAY
COMING UP, SO...
397
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,199
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER AND FOX BROADCASTING
398
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,951
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NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.
399
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,799
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT
PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
400
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:51,183
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, SON.
401
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,817
OKAY, WHO DEALT?
402
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,449
I BID, UH, 3 OF HEARTS.
403
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:14,498
I'LL GO WITH 3 SPADES.
404
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,716
THIS IS FUN.
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