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[kids voices] Yabadadi!
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♪ Panono, Panini, Panonino, Panini ♪
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[narrator] The new adventures
of Panono, the nice druid.
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Hello, Panono. How are you doing today?
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I'm doing very well,
big yellow man floating in the air.
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But where is Mrs Tree?
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Oh, I don't know.
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-Let us call Mrs Tree.
-Oh, yes!
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[both] Mrs Tree, Mrs Tree!
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-[oinking]
-Oh!
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Oh! But this isn't Mrs Tree!
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[laughs] No, this is Oink-Oink.
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-Hello, Oink-Oink. How are you?
-[oinks]
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Oh, yes, but you know what ducks are like.
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Have you seen Mrs Tree?
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-[oinks]
-What?
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She is sad
and she doesn't want to see anyone?
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Oh, what can we do?
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-[oinks]
-Good idea, Oink-Oink!
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Let's call to her and sing her a song!
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♪ Mrs Tree, all is well ♪
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♪ Come and sing with all of your friends ♪
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♪ We feel good, it is sunny and warm ♪
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♪ We feel glad in the land of Panono ♪
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Woohoo!
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♪ Mrs. Tree, all is well ♪
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♪ Come and sing with all of your friends ♪
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[audio distorts] ♪ We feel good
It is sunny and warm ♪
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♪ We feel glad in the land of Panono ♪
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Woohoo!
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♪ Mrs Tree ♪
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[song ends abruptly]
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-[Asterix] He doesn't look any better.
-[Vitalstatistix] Mmm. No.
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And, er, it's not a great idea
to stare at the sun
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for a long time like that, is it?
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Well, it's safe enough.
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[lively theme music plays]
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ASTÉRIX & OBÉLIX: THE BIG FIGHT
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[hums melodically] ♪ Panono… ♪
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♪ Da-da-dum ♪
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Maybe he had a heavy lunch today.
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What? Like a menhir, for example?
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They're not heavy.
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Right then, let's let him rest.
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[sweeping sad classical music plays]
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-[groans softly]
-[door opens]
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The situation is grave.
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Getafix is still unconscious
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and our reserves of magic potion
have run dry.
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-[villagers chatter nervously]
-But do not worry.
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As soon as he's well again,
he'll brew some more,
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and we'll once again be invincible!
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[all cheer]
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Well, there's no hurry.
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It's not like
we're in any immediate danger.
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[horns blare]
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Hmm? What's that?
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[bold classical music plays]
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Cassius Ceramix.
Always wanting a piece of the action.
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Grew up a nasty piece of work.
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Yeah. Those Gallo-Romans have
a habit of causing trouble.
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And a leopard can't change its spots.
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[music peaks, stops]
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[scoffs] Still a dump here, I see.
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-Ave!
-Hello.
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Vitalstatistix,
I challenge you to the Big Fight.
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And by our law,
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the winner shall be made chief
of the loser's tribe.
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I know the rules, Cassius Ceramix.
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Haven't Gauls got better things to do
than fight each other?
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I am Gallo-Roman.
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Hmm! You're an appeaser.
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No, I'd rather say "a peacemaker", hmm?
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But enough of the chat! The fight will
take place at the next full moon.
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At the next full moon?
But it's not long, it's…
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Exactly.
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So then, ave!
I turn my back on you, future loser.
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Me, not you!
We go round in a circle if we all do it.
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-[Getafix] Hello, everyone.
-Huh?
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[woman] Getafix! Is he all right?
-But… Getafix!
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Well, tell me, Bob.
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What's with the outfit? Do you think
you're the Great Lizard or what?
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Turn around, quickly!
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Us or you?
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Don't get clever with me,
or I'll have you! Hup, hup, hup!
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Getafix, how are you? You feeling okay?
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Not well, Kimberly.
The FTSE is down 100 points today.
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-[woman] What?
-[Asterix sighs] This is not good.
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-A hundred points is a lot.
-Mmm.
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Obelix, go to the druid's hut.
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Take a pot
and any ingredients you can find.
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We need to know if our druid
can still make the magic potion.
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[foreman] No, no, no, no.
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We simply have to make
the parking area bigger.
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There, we cut more trees down.
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[sighs] We've cut down so many though.
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I know, madam.
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But there are horses, cattle,
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Hannibal's coming now,
so there'll be elephants too!
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Where are they all gonna go?
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We've been cutting trees down,
so these animals can have space…
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Oh, wow!
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But do we really need to build all this
when it's only gonna be two guys fighting?
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No, Potus,
it is not just two guys fighting.
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It is Caesar's triumph,
and we have to welcome him accordingly.
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Huh? Caesar's here?
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No, but he's arriving tonight.
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Wait a sec. Caesar Caesar?
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Er, yeah.
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-Tonight tonight?
-Or tomorrow.
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Now, if you don't mind, I'm busy.
Show me the lodge for Cleopatra.
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Cleopatra Cleopatra?
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Potus! Can we talk for a sec?
We have a big issue.
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What? No "Ave" any more?
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The druid's alive!
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Huh? Impossible.
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-He was squashed by his own menhir.
-He was not squashed at all!
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He's in the village,
having a laugh, in great shape.
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Ah, bummerus.
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Well, I'll handle it.
You go back to training.
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Huh? I'm going back home.
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I didn't become a Gallo-Roman
to be on the losers' team.
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[blows]
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Good. So tell me. What do I do?
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Well… put the ingredients in the pot
and prepare some magic potion.
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Whoa, keep your hair on.
I'm going to do it.
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How feisty she is!
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A bit of this, there.
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[hums]
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And strawberry. Ah!
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-There we are…
-Looks like he remembers the rec…
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[loud explosion]
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[clangs]
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Woohoo! Again, guys?
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-Oh, that was so much fun.
-[sighs] We're gonna need another pot.
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["Mr. Boombastic" by Shaggy plays]
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[Dogmatix whines]
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[explodes]
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[gun fires]
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[song continues to play]
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[sneezes]
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[whines]
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What are they doing?
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No! [groans]
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Ow, ouch! Oh! Ow! Oh! Ow!
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[groans dully]
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[creaking]
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Ow! [groans repeatedly]
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[sighs]
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I'm sorry, gentlemen.
This one didn't go "boom".
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Well, then, it might be the right one.
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I'll taste it.
It could be 'cause of my menhir…
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No, Obelix.
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-[Potus] Ow.
-[flaps lips]
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Even when it's not magic potion, still no!
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-I am your chief. I'll try it.
-[Potus] Ow!
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Yes, but if you go "boom",
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Cassius Ceramix will be our chief
without having to fight.
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-No. What we need to taste it is…
-[Potus] Ow. Ow, ow, ow.
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[chuckles] That.
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-[clangs]
-[Potus] Ah!
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-[clangs]
-Ow.
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Ah, thanks, guys. It's hot in here.
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-Mmm. Come on then.
-[Potus] Is that you, Omnibus?
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-No.
-Is that you, Lastofus?
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-No.
-Sidvicius?
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-No.
-Monotonus?
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-No.
-Beetlejus?
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-Still wrong. I'm Obelix.
-[yaps]
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And the dog is Dogmatix.
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Your names don't end in "us"?
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-No. Have a guess where you are.
-Oh, no!
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[knocks] Take the pot off your head.
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No, I know who you are.
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You're gonna hit me.
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At least I'm protected in here.
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Get out or I'll get you out!
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[sighs] I knew you'd hit me.
You can't be trusted.
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No, we're just gonna give you
some soup, and that's all.
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That's all?
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That's all.
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Here, try, it's good.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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[slurps]
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Ah.
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Give my compliments to the chef, yeah?
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I won't bother you much longer.
I imagine you're all rather busy.
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I'm gonna get going. [chuckles]
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Er?
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[screams] What have you done to me?!
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No, still not right.
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Oh, he's turned green!
How did you do that?
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Now, look, don't worry, Roman.
We'll sort it out.
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["Grace Kelly" by Pomplamoose plays]
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[slurps, gulps]
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-Mm-mmm.
-Mmm.
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[slurps]
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-Mmm?
-Mmm.
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[slurps]
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[inaudible]
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BY JUPITER, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!
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[song continues]
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Huh?
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[all] Hmm…
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-Hmm?
-[gasps] Er…
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-Er, I'm here.
-[Asterix sighs]
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-Here, here.
-[Asterix] Yeah. There.
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[slurps]
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-[energy crackles]
-Oh, no, no, no.
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I really like it.
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[energy pulses]
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Hmm. Those colours are nice.
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["Grace Kelly" continues playing]
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-[music stops]
-[shouting] Stop it!
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I just want my skin how it was before,
with my young girl's complexion!
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[Asterix] Okay, one last try
and we'll leave you alone. Hmm?
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[intriguing music plays]
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[slurps]
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-Huh? Oh!
-[energy crackles]
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[laughs]
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I've got my complexion back!
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Like a peach.
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Oh, maybe it's the magic potion.
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Yeah. How do you feel, Roman?
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Great. Yeah, great.
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I feel so light.
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Very light. [laughs softly]
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Er, he's flying. He's flying away!
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-Well, catch him then!
-I'm flying away!
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[exclaims]
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[sighs]
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[chuckles]
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[dramatic classical music playing]
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[panting]
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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[music peaks, stops]
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[groans]
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[Potus chuckles]
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[panting]
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[explosion]
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[Getafix laughs heartily] At last!
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So, er, I've got bad news.
The druid's alive.
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What?
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Really? You saw him then?
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Yeah, but there's good news.
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He's nuts, completely crazy.
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He can't remember
how to make the magic potion.
251
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He makes potions to change colour and fly.
252
00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:02,000
Are you sure?
253
00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:04,041
Well, look at me! What do you think?
254
00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:05,916
Excellent!
255
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,375
[laughs]
256
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,625
Victory will be mine.
257
00:11:09,708 --> 00:11:12,666
-[rooster crows]
-[Geriatrix] What's taking him so long?
258
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:15,958
[Vitalstatistix] I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm here. Just warming up.
259
00:11:16,041 --> 00:11:17,041
Chop chop!
260
00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:19,208
One, two, one, come on!
261
00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:21,291
Give it more! That's pathetic!
262
00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:23,583
What is this? Get down, now!
263
00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:26,583
-Huh? [groans]
-Get off that shield now, by Taranis!
264
00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:29,625
Your bearers don't fight.
It'll just be you!
265
00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:32,333
One, two, one, two, come on!
266
00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:34,708
-Knees higher, come on!
-[panting]
267
00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,458
Concentrate on your balance!
268
00:11:36,541 --> 00:11:39,166
One, two, one, two, come on!
269
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:40,791
So slow.
270
00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:43,000
Yeah. A bit lacklustre.
271
00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:45,625
-Come on, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
-[panting]
272
00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:47,166
[sighs]
273
00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,833
[party blower blasts]
274
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,041
[laughs]
275
00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:52,666
[party blower blasts loudly]
276
00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:53,833
-[laughs]
-[sighs]
277
00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:57,125
To think he's the only one
that could find a potion to cure him.
278
00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,375
Well, you know,
potions can't fix everything.
279
00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:01,708
Yeah. But hang on.
280
00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:05,500
Didn't you once mention that a friend
of Getafix's cures people without potions?
281
00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:07,208
Oh, yeah! Apothika!
282
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,291
Oh, no, not that awful quack again, no!
283
00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:14,541
Yes! Our druid had an injury to the head,
and she is a doctor of the head.
284
00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:16,708
-[grunts]
-Quick, do some cardio.
285
00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:19,833
Apothika lives a few hours walk
from our village. So let's go!
286
00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:22,083
Chief, your wife is right.
We need Apothika.
287
00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:24,291
And you can tell her
about your eating disorder
288
00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:25,250
while you're there.
289
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:28,666
Pidiped, I do not have an eating disorder.
290
00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:29,666
So there.
291
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,916
Now if you don't mind,
I really must be on my way.
292
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,666
I have a village to save.
293
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:35,916
[groans]
294
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:37,500
[sighs]
295
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:40,041
-All right. You go, Obelix.
-[Asterix] What?
296
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,291
Yes, chief!
297
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:44,833
Er, if anyone should go,
it really should be me.
298
00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:48,333
-Because I'm normally… the one who goes.
-Yeah, but this time ain't normal.
299
00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:50,333
-'Cause the chief chose me to go.
-Yeah.
300
00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:52,375
-I prefer you to stay here…
-[cracks]
301
00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:53,458
…with us, Asterix.
302
00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:56,500
But it might be a bit
too much responsibility for Obelix, no?
303
00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:58,416
No, no. I'll be okay, thank you.
304
00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,958
-You'll be okay?
-More than okay.
305
00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:02,000
The chief said go alone, I don't need you.
306
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,875
Maybe 'cause when you're on your own,
307
00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:05,958
you've a habit of throwing
menhirs at people.
308
00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:07,458
Oh, really, do I?
309
00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:09,250
It'd be better I went instead.
310
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:12,333
It strikes me that you want to be
the only hero in this story.
311
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,416
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
312
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,333
-No, but no. But no.
-Yeah, but yeah. No.
313
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:16,500
-No, you, no!
-You, no!
314
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:18,333
-Me, yeah. You, no.
-Me, you? Me, yeah.
315
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:19,625
-Me, yeah!
-Me, yeah!
316
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:21,666
-Me, yeah! You, no.
-Hey, you!
317
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,708
You two give me such a headache.
318
00:13:23,791 --> 00:13:26,333
You shall both go! Your chief has spoken.
319
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:28,000
-Hmm!
-[Obelix grumbles]
320
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,125
-[sighs]
-[grunts]
321
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,875
-[groans]
-Work on your core!
322
00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:36,375
["No Limit" by 2 Unlimited plays]
323
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:38,083
[breathing heavily]
324
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,041
[grunts]
325
00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:46,000
[grunts]
326
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:48,666
-[chuckles]
-[Impedimenta chuckles]
327
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,166
-[straining]
-Dig deep now! Come on, come on!
328
00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:58,916
And one!
329
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,083
[sighs heavily]
330
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,125
Lunch break?
331
00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:04,416
-Come on, try to hit me! Too slow!
-[grunts]
332
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,791
-[groans]
-Come on!
333
00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:07,041
[groans]
334
00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:11,583
[legionaries exclaim]
335
00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:13,125
[growls]
336
00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:16,083
-We are looking strong.
-Yep.
337
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:19,958
I normally see the amphora half-empty,
but this time it doesn't look too…
338
00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:21,125
[groans]
339
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:22,500
…bad.
340
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,541
This is pathetic! Where's your right hook?
341
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,458
-[wheezes]
-Where's your guard?
342
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:31,583
That lad is a savage brute.
He will pulverize you!
343
00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:33,291
-[roars]
-[groans]
344
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,708
[grunting]
345
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,291
[strains]
346
00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:41,833
[roars]
347
00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:42,875
[music stops]
348
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,500
Let's go again.
349
00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:46,291
Tomorrow?
350
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:47,958
There's only today!
351
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:49,708
There is no tomorrow!
352
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:53,375
There is no tomorrow! [echoing]
353
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,583
[bats squeak]
354
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:02,291
-[Dogmatix barks]
-[Obelix hums melodically]
355
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:04,541
I'm wondering if bats are edible.
356
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:08,833
Seriously, Obelix? We're here to find
the woman who'll cure our druid.
357
00:15:08,916 --> 00:15:10,958
We're not here to eat bats.
358
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,208
Which sounds like a terrible idea anyhow.
359
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:14,208
Mmm.
360
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,708
[Obelix continues humming]
361
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,250
[whines inquisitively]
362
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,166
-[creature grunts]
-Hmm?
363
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,166
Hmm?
364
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,250
-[grunting]
-Huh?
365
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,583
[suspenseful ethereal music plays]
366
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,458
[creature grunts and squeals]
367
00:15:30,541 --> 00:15:31,625
[grunts]
368
00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:32,833
[squeals]
369
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,166
[squeals rapidly]
370
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,416
He thinks he's a wild boar.
371
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,833
This Gaul's crazy!
372
00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:42,208
That's a good sign. We must be nearby.
373
00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:44,166
He's made me hungry.
374
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:48,375
[whines and barks]
375
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:07,625
[oinks]
376
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,125
-Hmm?
-Hmm.
377
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,250
[Obelix chuckles softly]
378
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,041
[music continues]
379
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:23,458
[suspenseful music swells, fades]
380
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:28,250
[woman in German accent]
Enter, if you please.
381
00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:30,583
[Dogmatix whines nervously]
382
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:40,708
-You may sit down.
-[Obelix] Hmm?
383
00:16:41,916 --> 00:16:44,541
Please forgive my accent.
384
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,750
I'm a Goth.
385
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,583
[brooding classical music plays]
386
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:03,083
[whines]
387
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,750
[clears throat] Uh, the…
388
00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:13,875
The guy we saw just now,
does he still think that he's a wild boar?
389
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:16,916
Why, of course.
I taught him how to behave.
390
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,125
It's less obvious.
391
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,375
Ah.
392
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,250
So, what brings you to me?
393
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,666
-Getafix is very ill…
-Our chief asked me to come…
394
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:27,666
Er, forgive me, would you, bitte?
One of you speak.
395
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:31,250
Yes, of course. Your friend Getafix
is sick and we're out of magic potion…
396
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:34,791
-Asterix takes over, again.
-Obelix, we're running out of time.
397
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:35,833
No, no, carry on.
398
00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:38,625
I'm the one who our chief sent,
but this keeps on happening.
399
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,875
He always talks for both of us!
400
00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:43,791
He's okay with it when I finish
his sentences during a speech.
401
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,458
"Asterix can talk for the both of us",
when it suits you.
402
00:17:46,541 --> 00:17:47,500
[flaps lips]
403
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:50,041
Come, Obelix,
let's not row in front of her.
404
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:54,541
Apothika, your old friend Getafix
has lost his wits, because Obelix threw…
405
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,000
There we are, as usual.
406
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,333
It's always the same,
always because of Obelix.
407
00:17:58,416 --> 00:18:00,791
Since I was a boy,
when I fell in the magic potion.
408
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:03,458
-Look, it's 'cause of you we're here, no?
-Asterix.
409
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,875
You really must stop
reproaching him like this.
410
00:18:05,958 --> 00:18:08,166
-I don't always reproach him like this.
-You do!
411
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,500
It stops you communicating.
412
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,583
You see, Asterix?
You stop us communicating.
413
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:14,166
Okay, okay, you're right.
Sorry I have a view.
414
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,541
Hmm. Ja.
415
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,708
I know what this situation calls for.
416
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:24,000
-You are now Asterix.
-No, I'm Obelix, and he's Asterix.
417
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,500
Pretend. It's a role play.
418
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,666
-It's a game.
-Ah. All right.
419
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:31,708
Describe yourself as if you're Asterix.
420
00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:34,625
As if I were, er…
421
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,333
[clears throat] All right, here goes.
422
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:41,583
I am Asterix.
I'm the smartest warrior in the village.
423
00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:44,333
I am just so perfect.
424
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:47,666
I don't eat much,
unlike Obelix who gobbles it down.
425
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:51,791
-Hmm. Interesting. Continue.
-No, no, no. Not interesting at all.
426
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:55,291
We'll stop now. Apothika!
We're here for one reason, and that's all.
427
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:59,375
Asterix, oh, the "reason".
But what is reasonable?
428
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:03,208
Because you see, it could be
that losing control is reasonable.
429
00:19:03,791 --> 00:19:05,083
Losing control?
430
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:06,375
I would adore that.
431
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,250
I would love to lose control.
432
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:11,666
I'd love to be carefree
and wonder if one could eat bats.
433
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:14,541
Oh, yeah. But I can't do that. Oh, no.
434
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:17,041
Because who plays bad cop
in this story? It's me!
435
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:18,833
Yours trulix. Oh, yeah!
436
00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:22,166
It's Asterix who says, "Careful".
Asterix who finds solutions.
437
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,625
Asterix who says "Let's go".
Asterix who does it all.
438
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:28,375
Because if Asterix isn't here,
nothing happens, ever! Nothing at all!
439
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,708
[panting]
440
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,958
Gut. So now how do you feel?
441
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,666
-[shouting] Better!
-[Obelix gasps]
442
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:35,791
Hmm.
443
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,708
I really do. Yeah.
444
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:44,041
Apothika, Getafix really needs you.
445
00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:46,416
We all really need you.
446
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:52,375
Das freut mich sehr, Obelix.
447
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:54,875
Okay.
448
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,791
Are we going now? Or what?
449
00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:05,083
[foreman] Metadata? Deary me.
Deary, deary me! Metadata!
450
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:09,333
-So tell me, what was your village like?
-Ugly.
451
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,333
-No columns, no aqueducts, thatched roofs.
-Ah.
452
00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:14,750
-So it was authentic.
-Ugly.
453
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,500
Metadata, Caesar's arrived.
454
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:20,000
There's a crowd and lots of horses.
Loads of 'em. It's gonna be tight.
455
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:23,458
I did tell you we had to cut down
more trees. Don't say I didn't warn you!
456
00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:24,875
Er, Caesar Caesar?
457
00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:26,750
[breathes and sniffs]
458
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,541
Oof! [sighs]
459
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,625
[bombastic fanfare plays]
460
00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:32,958
[music ends]
461
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,625
Oh, just leave me alone.
462
00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:38,625
Fifteen days to get here,
and the plebs can't cook pasta.
463
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,875
Such a very thoughtful birthday gift.
464
00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:42,916
Ave, Caesar. Good day, madam.
465
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
-Yes, yes, hello.
-Was your journey good?
466
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:48,708
We got held up in Lugdunum,
but on the whole it went extremely well.
467
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,208
Ave, Caesar!
468
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:54,500
And so, this is our champion,
Cassius Ceramix.
469
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,333
[breathes deeply]
470
00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:58,625
You look taller than you do on coins.
471
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:01,250
And so,
how is this fight looking now, Insta?
472
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,833
My name's Metadata.
473
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,291
Er, good, very good.
474
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:05,333
Mmm.
475
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:06,916
Are you about to succeed
476
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
where the best of men
have failed before you?
477
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:12,250
Ugh, that's hardly a surprise.
I always wanted a daughter.
478
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,875
I had to change the colour
of the mosaic in your nursery.
479
00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,916
-Took me three weeks!
-[sighs]
480
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,500
[cow lowing]
481
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,791
[cow grunts]
482
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,208
All right then, Simon.
483
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,875
Why don't you come to the salon
for a blow-dry next week,
484
00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:28,208
and I'll see what I can do.
485
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:30,416
Oh mensch, was ist passiert?
486
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,416
Getafix, are you in there?
487
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,958
It's Apothika, your very good friend.
488
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:37,666
Geto? Erinnerst du dich mein, Geto?
489
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,208
[imitates German]
490
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:43,416
Oh, Gott. Interessant.
491
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,791
[Getafix laughing]
492
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,750
Nach gut. So how did he lose his reason?
493
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,625
Er, he was hit by a menhir, like that.
494
00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:53,625
Obelix, what have you done?!
495
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:55,625
She… She wanted to know! I showed her.
496
00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:57,208
-Yeah, but not like that.
-Oh.
497
00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:58,166
Get her out!
498
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:03,541
Apothika, you okay?
499
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:05,625
Quack, quack.
500
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,333
Look, there's nothing wrong
with her, is there?
501
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:13,291
[lively classical theme music plays]
502
00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:46,291
ASTERIX & OBELIX: THE BIG FIGHT
503
00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:28,416
[musical arrangement turns
sweeping and sentimental]
504
00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:50,041
[upbeat Celtic folk music plays]
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