1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 [ Y2flix.cc - Watch Movies and TV Shows Online for Free ] 2 00:00:06,083 --> 00:00:07,541 [kids voices] Yabadadi! 3 00:00:07,625 --> 00:00:11,375 ♪ Panono, Panini, Panonino, Panini ♪ 4 00:00:11,458 --> 00:00:14,500 [narrator] The new adventures of Panono, the nice druid. 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,166 Hello, Panono. How are you doing today? 6 00:00:18,250 --> 00:00:22,000 I'm doing very well, big yellow man floating in the air. 7 00:00:22,083 --> 00:00:24,166 But where is Mrs Tree? 8 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:25,791 Oh, I don't know. 9 00:00:25,875 --> 00:00:28,000 -Let us call Mrs Tree. -Oh, yes! 10 00:00:28,083 --> 00:00:30,375 [both] Mrs Tree, Mrs Tree! 11 00:00:30,458 --> 00:00:31,333 -[oinking] -Oh! 12 00:00:31,416 --> 00:00:33,583 Oh! But this isn't Mrs Tree! 13 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:37,041 [laughs] No, this is Oink-Oink. 14 00:00:37,125 --> 00:00:40,208 -Hello, Oink-Oink. How are you? -[oinks] 15 00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:43,041 Oh, yes, but you know what ducks are like. 16 00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:45,041 Have you seen Mrs Tree? 17 00:00:45,541 --> 00:00:46,750 -[oinks] -What? 18 00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:50,041 She is sad and she doesn't want to see anyone? 19 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:52,458 Oh, what can we do? 20 00:00:52,541 --> 00:00:54,541 -[oinks] -Good idea, Oink-Oink! 21 00:00:54,625 --> 00:00:57,125 Let's call to her and sing her a song! 22 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,208 ♪ Mrs Tree, all is well ♪ 23 00:01:00,291 --> 00:01:03,333 ♪ Come and sing with all of your friends ♪ 24 00:01:03,416 --> 00:01:06,500 ♪ We feel good, it is sunny and warm ♪ 25 00:01:06,583 --> 00:01:09,125 ♪ We feel glad in the land of Panono ♪ 26 00:01:09,208 --> 00:01:10,041 Woohoo! 27 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:12,166 ♪ Mrs. Tree, all is well ♪ 28 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:15,625 ♪ Come and sing with all of your friends ♪ 29 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:18,333 [audio distorts] ♪ We feel good It is sunny and warm ♪ 30 00:01:18,416 --> 00:01:20,833 ♪ We feel glad in the land of Panono ♪ 31 00:01:20,916 --> 00:01:22,041 Woohoo! 32 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:22,958 ♪ Mrs Tree ♪ 33 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,250 [song ends abruptly] 34 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:30,208 -[Asterix] He doesn't look any better. -[Vitalstatistix] Mmm. No. 35 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:34,291 And, er, it's not a great idea to stare at the sun 36 00:01:34,375 --> 00:01:36,541 for a long time like that, is it? 37 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:38,083 Well, it's safe enough. 38 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:40,541 [lively theme music plays] 39 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:45,708 ASTÉRIX and OBÉLIX: THE BIG FIGHT 40 00:01:45,791 --> 00:01:48,125 [hums melodically] ♪ Panono… ♪ 41 00:01:48,833 --> 00:01:50,125 ♪ Da-da-dum ♪ 42 00:01:50,208 --> 00:01:52,333 Maybe he had a heavy lunch today. 43 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:54,750 What? Like a menhir, for example? 44 00:01:54,833 --> 00:01:55,791 They're not heavy. 45 00:01:55,875 --> 00:01:58,083 Right then, let's let him rest. 46 00:01:58,166 --> 00:02:01,750 [sweeping sad classical music plays] 47 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:03,625 -[groans softly] -[door opens] 48 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,583 The situation is grave. 49 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:09,833 Getafix is still unconscious 50 00:02:09,916 --> 00:02:12,458 and our reserves of magic potion have run dry. 51 00:02:12,541 --> 00:02:15,333 -[villagers chatter nervously] -But do not worry. 52 00:02:15,416 --> 00:02:18,208 As soon as he's well again, he'll brew some more, 53 00:02:18,291 --> 00:02:20,500 and we'll once again be invincible! 54 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:22,791 [all cheer] 55 00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:24,333 Well, there's no hurry. 56 00:02:24,416 --> 00:02:27,000 It's not like we're in any immediate danger. 57 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:28,333 [horns blare] 58 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:29,875 Hmm? What's that? 59 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:32,333 [bold classical music plays] 60 00:02:33,708 --> 00:02:38,166 Cassius Ceramix. Always wanting a piece of the action. 61 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:40,208 Grew up a nasty piece of work. 62 00:02:40,291 --> 00:02:43,250 Yeah. Those Gallo-Romans have a habit of causing trouble. 63 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:45,666 And a leopard can't change its spots. 64 00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:50,791 [music peaks, stops] 65 00:02:51,916 --> 00:02:54,250 [scoffs] Still a dump here, I see. 66 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,208 -Ave! -Hello. 67 00:02:57,291 --> 00:03:00,625 Vitalstatistix, I challenge you to the Big Fight. 68 00:03:00,708 --> 00:03:01,750 And by our law, 69 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:04,208 the winner shall be made chief of the loser's tribe. 70 00:03:04,291 --> 00:03:06,541 I know the rules, Cassius Ceramix. 71 00:03:06,625 --> 00:03:09,375 Haven't Gauls got better things to do than fight each other? 72 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:10,875 I am Gallo-Roman. 73 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,375 Hmm! You're an appeaser. 74 00:03:13,041 --> 00:03:16,375 No, I'd rather say "a peacemaker", hmm? 75 00:03:16,458 --> 00:03:20,250 But enough of the chat! The fight will take place at the next full moon. 76 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,708 At the next full moon? But it's not long, it's… 77 00:03:22,791 --> 00:03:24,083 Exactly. 78 00:03:24,166 --> 00:03:28,000 So then, ave! I turn my back on you, future loser. 79 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:32,625 Me, not you! We go round in a circle if we all do it. 80 00:03:32,708 --> 00:03:34,500 -[Getafix] Hello, everyone. -Huh? 81 00:03:34,583 --> 00:03:37,500 [woman] Getafix! Is he all right? -But… Getafix! 82 00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:39,833 Well, tell me, Bob. 83 00:03:39,916 --> 00:03:43,541 What's with the outfit? Do you think you're the Great Lizard or what? 84 00:03:43,625 --> 00:03:44,916 Turn around, quickly! 85 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:45,916 Us or you? 86 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,041 Don't get clever with me, or I'll have you! Hup, hup, hup! 87 00:03:53,708 --> 00:03:56,000 Getafix, how are you? You feeling okay? 88 00:03:56,083 --> 00:03:59,208 Not well, Kimberly. The FTSE is down 100 points today. 89 00:03:59,291 --> 00:04:01,791 -[woman] What? -[Asterix sighs] This is not good. 90 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,500 -A hundred points is a lot. -Mmm. 91 00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:05,500 Obelix, go to the druid's hut. 92 00:04:05,583 --> 00:04:08,000 Take a pot and any ingredients you can find. 93 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:11,416 We need to know if our druid can still make the magic potion. 94 00:04:12,666 --> 00:04:14,250 [foreman] No, no, no, no. 95 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:16,833 We simply have to make the parking area bigger. 96 00:04:16,916 --> 00:04:18,916 There, we cut more trees down. 97 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,166 [sighs] We've cut down so many though. 98 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:22,250 I know, madam. 99 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:23,916 But there are horses, cattle, 100 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,333 Hannibal's coming now, so there'll be elephants too! 101 00:04:26,416 --> 00:04:27,750 Where are they all gonna go? 102 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:30,666 We've been cutting trees down, so these animals can have space… 103 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:32,083 Oh, wow! 104 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:36,208 But do we really need to build all this when it's only gonna be two guys fighting? 105 00:04:36,291 --> 00:04:38,875 No, Potus, it is not just two guys fighting. 106 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:42,208 It is Caesar's triumph, and we have to welcome him accordingly. 107 00:04:42,291 --> 00:04:44,083 Huh? Caesar's here? 108 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:46,166 No, but he's arriving tonight. 109 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:48,166 Wait a sec. Caesar Caesar? 110 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:49,500 Er, yeah. 111 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:51,416 -Tonight tonight? -Or tomorrow. 112 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,958 Now, if you don't mind, I'm busy. Show me the lodge for Cleopatra. 113 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:57,291 Cleopatra Cleopatra? 114 00:04:57,375 --> 00:05:00,458 Potus! Can we talk for a sec? We have a big issue. 115 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:01,833 What? No "Ave" any more? 116 00:05:01,916 --> 00:05:02,916 The druid's alive! 117 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,916 Huh? Impossible. 118 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,041 -He was squashed by his own menhir. -He was not squashed at all! 119 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:10,458 He's in the village, having a laugh, in great shape. 120 00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:12,250 Ah, bummerus. 121 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:15,958 Well, I'll handle it. You go back to training. 122 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:17,791 Huh? I'm going back home. 123 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:20,750 I didn't become a Gallo-Roman to be on the losers' team. 124 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 [blows] 125 00:05:25,416 --> 00:05:28,666 Good. So tell me. What do I do? 126 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:32,375 Well… put the ingredients in the pot and prepare some magic potion. 127 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:34,708 Whoa, keep your hair on. I'm going to do it. 128 00:05:34,791 --> 00:05:36,583 How feisty she is! 129 00:05:36,666 --> 00:05:39,041 A bit of this, there. 130 00:05:39,125 --> 00:05:40,541 [hums] 131 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:42,958 And strawberry. Ah! 132 00:05:43,541 --> 00:05:45,750 -There we are… -Looks like he remembers the rec… 133 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:47,083 [loud explosion] 134 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:51,083 [clangs] 135 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:53,083 Woohoo! Again, guys? 136 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:56,208 -Oh, that was so much fun. -[sighs] We're gonna need another pot. 137 00:05:56,291 --> 00:05:58,333 ["Mr. Boombastic" by Shaggy plays] 138 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:05,708 [Dogmatix whines] 139 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:09,416 [explodes] 140 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:13,000 [gun fires] 141 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,333 [song continues to play] 142 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:27,708 [sneezes] 143 00:06:34,458 --> 00:06:35,625 [whines] 144 00:06:43,583 --> 00:06:44,958 What are they doing? 145 00:06:45,041 --> 00:06:46,666 No! [groans] 146 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:49,625 Ow, ouch! Oh! Ow! Oh! Ow! 147 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:50,625 [groans dully] 148 00:06:51,208 --> 00:06:52,208 [creaking] 149 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:54,500 No, no, no, no, no, no! 150 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:56,583 Ow! [groans repeatedly] 151 00:06:58,666 --> 00:07:00,000 [sighs] 152 00:07:00,791 --> 00:07:04,416 I'm sorry, gentlemen. This one didn't go "boom". 153 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,666 Well, then, it might be the right one. 154 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:09,291 I'll taste it. It could be 'cause of my menhir… 155 00:07:09,375 --> 00:07:10,333 No, Obelix. 156 00:07:10,416 --> 00:07:11,625 -[Potus] Ow. -[flaps lips] 157 00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:13,708 Even when it's not magic potion, still no! 158 00:07:13,791 --> 00:07:15,750 -I am your chief. I'll try it. -[Potus] Ow! 159 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:17,166 Yes, but if you go "boom", 160 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:20,083 Cassius Ceramix will be our chief without having to fight. 161 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:23,791 -No. What we need to taste it is… -[Potus] Ow. Ow, ow, ow. 162 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:25,541 [chuckles] That. 163 00:07:25,625 --> 00:07:26,916 -[clangs] -[Potus] Ah! 164 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:28,791 -[clangs] -Ow. 165 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,958 Ah, thanks, guys. It's hot in here. 166 00:07:33,041 --> 00:07:36,375 -Mmm. Come on then. -[Potus] Is that you, Omnibus? 167 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:38,208 -No. -Is that you, Lastofus? 168 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,625 -No. -Sidvicius? 169 00:07:39,708 --> 00:07:40,833 -No. -Monotonus? 170 00:07:40,916 --> 00:07:42,083 -No. -Beetlejus? 171 00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:44,125 -Still wrong. I'm Obelix. -[yaps] 172 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:45,625 And the dog is Dogmatix. 173 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:47,416 Your names don't end in "us"? 174 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:50,250 -No. Have a guess where you are. -Oh, no! 175 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:52,000 [knocks] Take the pot off your head. 176 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:53,666 No, I know who you are. 177 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:55,000 You're gonna hit me. 178 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,750 At least I'm protected in here. 179 00:07:56,833 --> 00:07:58,541 Get out or I'll get you out! 180 00:07:59,416 --> 00:08:02,208 [sighs] I knew you'd hit me. You can't be trusted. 181 00:08:02,291 --> 00:08:05,458 No, we're just gonna give you some soup, and that's all. 182 00:08:05,541 --> 00:08:06,583 That's all? 183 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:07,708 That's all. 184 00:08:10,125 --> 00:08:11,458 Here, try, it's good. 185 00:08:11,541 --> 00:08:13,250 [suspenseful music plays] 186 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:14,375 [slurps] 187 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:17,500 Ah. 188 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:23,041 Give my compliments to the chef, yeah? 189 00:08:23,125 --> 00:08:26,666 I won't bother you much longer. I imagine you're all rather busy. 190 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:28,666 I'm gonna get going. [chuckles] 191 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:30,041 Er? 192 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:33,000 [screams] What have you done to me?! 193 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:34,333 No, still not right. 194 00:08:34,416 --> 00:08:37,250 Oh, he's turned green! How did you do that? 195 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:40,208 Now, look, don't worry, Roman. We'll sort it out. 196 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:42,458 ["Grace Kelly" by Pomplamoose plays] 197 00:08:43,541 --> 00:08:44,666 [slurps, gulps] 198 00:08:46,208 --> 00:08:47,833 -Mm-mmm. -Mmm. 199 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,416 [slurps] 200 00:08:52,416 --> 00:08:53,958 -Mmm? -Mmm. 201 00:08:54,041 --> 00:08:54,875 [slurps] 202 00:08:55,458 --> 00:09:00,166 [inaudible] 203 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:03,166 BY JUPITER, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! 204 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,708 [song continues] 205 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,125 Huh? 206 00:09:07,791 --> 00:09:09,333 [all] Hmm… 207 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:14,916 -Hmm? -[gasps] Er… 208 00:09:15,583 --> 00:09:17,208 -Er, I'm here. -[Asterix sighs] 209 00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:19,166 -Here, here. -[Asterix] Yeah. There. 210 00:09:19,791 --> 00:09:20,666 [slurps] 211 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:22,708 -[energy crackles] -Oh, no, no, no. 212 00:09:22,791 --> 00:09:23,875 I really like it. 213 00:09:23,958 --> 00:09:25,541 [energy pulses] 214 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:28,625 Hmm. Those colours are nice. 215 00:09:28,708 --> 00:09:31,750 ["Grace Kelly" continues playing] 216 00:09:38,416 --> 00:09:40,250 -[music stops] -[shouting] Stop it! 217 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:44,000 I just want my skin how it was before, with my young girl's complexion! 218 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,333 [Asterix] Okay, one last try and we'll leave you alone. Hmm? 219 00:09:47,416 --> 00:09:48,666 [intriguing music plays] 220 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:50,083 [slurps] 221 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,208 -Huh? Oh! -[energy crackles] 222 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:54,333 [laughs] 223 00:09:54,416 --> 00:09:56,208 I've got my complexion back! 224 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,208 Like a peach. 225 00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:59,375 Oh, maybe it's the magic potion. 226 00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:01,458 Yeah. How do you feel, Roman? 227 00:10:01,541 --> 00:10:03,416 Great. Yeah, great. 228 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,041 I feel so light. 229 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:07,166 Very light. [laughs softly] 230 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,208 Er, he's flying. He's flying away! 231 00:10:09,291 --> 00:10:11,458 -Well, catch him then! -I'm flying away! 232 00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:14,875 [exclaims] 233 00:10:14,958 --> 00:10:16,125 [sighs] 234 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:17,333 [chuckles] 235 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:20,000 [dramatic classical music playing] 236 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:21,416 [panting] 237 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:23,375 [grunts] 238 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,791 [grunting] 239 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,708 [music peaks, stops] 240 00:10:32,791 --> 00:10:33,750 [groans] 241 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:36,541 [Potus chuckles] 242 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:38,958 [panting] 243 00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:40,375 [explosion] 244 00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:44,083 [Getafix laughs heartily] At last! 245 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:48,416 So, er, I've got bad news. The druid's alive. 246 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,416 What? 247 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,333 Really? You saw him then? 248 00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:53,375 Yeah, but there's good news. 249 00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:55,333 He's nuts, completely crazy. 250 00:10:55,416 --> 00:10:57,750 He can't remember how to make the magic potion. 251 00:10:57,833 --> 00:11:00,791 He makes potions to change colour and fly. 252 00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:02,000 Are you sure? 253 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:04,041 Well, look at me! What do you think? 254 00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:05,916 Excellent! 255 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,375 [laughs] 256 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,625 Victory will be mine. 257 00:11:09,708 --> 00:11:12,666 -[rooster crows] -[Geriatrix] What's taking him so long? 258 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:15,958 [Vitalstatistix] I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm here. Just warming up. 259 00:11:16,041 --> 00:11:17,041 Chop chop! 260 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:19,208 One, two, one, come on! 261 00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:21,291 Give it more! That's pathetic! 262 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:23,583 What is this? Get down, now! 263 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:26,583 -Huh? [groans] -Get off that shield now, by Taranis! 264 00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:29,625 Your bearers don't fight. It'll just be you! 265 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:32,333 One, two, one, two, come on! 266 00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:34,708 -Knees higher, come on! -[panting] 267 00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,458 Concentrate on your balance! 268 00:11:36,541 --> 00:11:39,166 One, two, one, two, come on! 269 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:40,791 So slow. 270 00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:43,000 Yeah. A bit lacklustre. 271 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:45,625 -Come on, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup! -[panting] 272 00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:47,166 [sighs] 273 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,833 [party blower blasts] 274 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,041 [laughs] 275 00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:52,666 [party blower blasts loudly] 276 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:53,833 -[laughs] -[sighs] 277 00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:57,125 To think he's the only one that could find a potion to cure him. 278 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,375 Well, you know, potions can't fix everything. 279 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:01,708 Yeah. But hang on. 280 00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:05,500 Didn't you once mention that a friend of Getafix's cures people without potions? 281 00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:07,208 Oh, yeah! Apothika! 282 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,291 Oh, no, not that awful quack again, no! 283 00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:14,541 Yes! Our druid had an injury to the head, and she is a doctor of the head. 284 00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:16,708 -[grunts] -Quick, do some cardio. 285 00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:19,833 Apothika lives a few hours walk from our village. So let's go! 286 00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:22,083 Chief, your wife is right. We need Apothika. 287 00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:24,291 And you can tell her about your eating disorder 288 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:25,250 while you're there. 289 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:28,666 Pidiped, I do not have an eating disorder. 290 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:29,666 So there. 291 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,916 Now if you don't mind, I really must be on my way. 292 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,666 I have a village to save. 293 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:35,916 [groans] 294 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:37,500 [sighs] 295 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:40,041 -All right. You go, Obelix. -[Asterix] What? 296 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,291 Yes, chief! 297 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:44,833 Er, if anyone should go, it really should be me. 298 00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:48,333 -Because I'm normally… the one who goes. -Yeah, but this time ain't normal. 299 00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:50,333 -'Cause the chief chose me to go. -Yeah. 300 00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:52,375 -I prefer you to stay here… -[cracks] 301 00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:53,458 …with us, Asterix. 302 00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:56,500 But it might be a bit too much responsibility for Obelix, no? 303 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:58,416 No, no. I'll be okay, thank you. 304 00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,958 -You'll be okay? -More than okay. 305 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:02,000 The chief said go alone, I don't need you. 306 00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,875 Maybe 'cause when you're on your own, 307 00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:05,958 you've a habit of throwing menhirs at people. 308 00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:07,458 Oh, really, do I? 309 00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:09,250 It'd be better I went instead. 310 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:12,333 It strikes me that you want to be the only hero in this story. 311 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,416 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 312 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,333 -No, but no. But no. -Yeah, but yeah. No. 313 00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:16,500 -No, you, no! -You, no! 314 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:18,333 -Me, yeah. You, no. -Me, you? Me, yeah. 315 00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:19,625 -Me, yeah! -Me, yeah! 316 00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:21,666 -Me, yeah! You, no. -Hey, you! 317 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,708 You two give me such a headache. 318 00:13:23,791 --> 00:13:26,333 You shall both go! Your chief has spoken. 319 00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:28,000 -Hmm! -[Obelix grumbles] 320 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,125 -[sighs] -[grunts] 321 00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,875 -[groans] -Work on your core! 322 00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:36,375 ["No Limit" by 2 Unlimited plays] 323 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:38,083 [breathing heavily] 324 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,041 [grunts] 325 00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:46,000 [grunts] 326 00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:48,666 -[chuckles] -[Impedimenta chuckles] 327 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,166 -[straining] -Dig deep now! Come on, come on! 328 00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:58,916 And one! 329 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,083 [sighs heavily] 330 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,125 Lunch break? 331 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:04,416 -Come on, try to hit me! Too slow! -[grunts] 332 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,791 -[groans] -Come on! 333 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:07,041 [groans] 334 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:11,583 [legionaries exclaim] 335 00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:13,125 [growls] 336 00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:16,083 -We are looking strong. -Yep. 337 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:19,958 I normally see the amphora half-empty, but this time it doesn't look too… 338 00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:21,125 [groans] 339 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:22,500 …bad. 340 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,541 This is pathetic! Where's your right hook? 341 00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,458 -[wheezes] -Where's your guard? 342 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:31,583 That lad is a savage brute. He will pulverize you! 343 00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:33,291 -[roars] -[groans] 344 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,708 [grunting] 345 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,291 [strains] 346 00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:41,833 [roars] 347 00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:42,875 [music stops] 348 00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,500 Let's go again. 349 00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:46,291 Tomorrow? 350 00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:47,958 There's only today! 351 00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:49,708 There is no tomorrow! 352 00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:53,375 There is no tomorrow! [echoing] 353 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,583 [bats squeak] 354 00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:02,291 -[Dogmatix barks] -[Obelix hums melodically] 355 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:04,541 I'm wondering if bats are edible. 356 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:08,833 Seriously, Obelix? We're here to find the woman who'll cure our druid. 357 00:15:08,916 --> 00:15:10,958 We're not here to eat bats. 358 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,208 Which sounds like a terrible idea anyhow. 359 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:14,208 Mmm. 360 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,708 [Obelix continues humming] 361 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,250 [whines inquisitively] 362 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,166 -[creature grunts] -Hmm? 363 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,166 Hmm? 364 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,250 -[grunting] -Huh? 365 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,583 [suspenseful ethereal music plays] 366 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,458 [creature grunts and squeals] 367 00:15:30,541 --> 00:15:31,625 [grunts] 368 00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:32,833 [squeals] 369 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,166 [squeals rapidly] 370 00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,416 He thinks he's a wild boar. 371 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,833 This Gaul's crazy! 372 00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:42,208 That's a good sign. We must be nearby. 373 00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:44,166 He's made me hungry. 374 00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:48,375 [whines and barks] 375 00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:07,625 [oinks] 376 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,125 -Hmm? -Hmm. 377 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,250 [Obelix chuckles softly] 378 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,041 [music continues] 379 00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:23,458 [suspenseful music swells, fades] 380 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:28,250 [woman in German accent] Enter, if you please. 381 00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:30,583 [Dogmatix whines nervously] 382 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:40,708 -You may sit down. -[Obelix] Hmm? 383 00:16:41,916 --> 00:16:44,541 Please forgive my accent. 384 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,750 I'm a Goth. 385 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,583 [brooding classical music plays] 386 00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:03,083 [whines] 387 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,750 [clears throat] Uh, the… 388 00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:13,875 The guy we saw just now, does he still think that he's a wild boar? 389 00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:16,916 Why, of course. I taught him how to behave. 390 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,125 It's less obvious. 391 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,375 Ah. 392 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,250 So, what brings you to me? 393 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,666 -Getafix is very ill… -Our chief asked me to come… 394 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:27,666 Er, forgive me, would you, bitte? One of you speak. 395 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:31,250 Yes, of course. Your friend Getafix is sick and we're out of magic potion… 396 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:34,791 -Asterix takes over, again. -Obelix, we're running out of time. 397 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:35,833 No, no, carry on. 398 00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:38,625 I'm the one who our chief sent, but this keeps on happening. 399 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,875 He always talks for both of us! 400 00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:43,791 He's okay with it when I finish his sentences during a speech. 401 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,458 "Asterix can talk for the both of us", when it suits you. 402 00:17:46,541 --> 00:17:47,500 [flaps lips] 403 00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:50,041 Come, Obelix, let's not row in front of her. 404 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:54,541 Apothika, your old friend Getafix has lost his wits, because Obelix threw… 405 00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,000 There we are, as usual. 406 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,333 It's always the same, always because of Obelix. 407 00:17:58,416 --> 00:18:00,791 Since I was a boy, when I fell in the magic potion. 408 00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:03,458 -Look, it's 'cause of you we're here, no? -Asterix. 409 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,875 You really must stop reproaching him like this. 410 00:18:05,958 --> 00:18:08,166 -I don't always reproach him like this. -You do! 411 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,500 It stops you communicating. 412 00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,583 You see, Asterix? You stop us communicating. 413 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:14,166 Okay, okay, you're right. Sorry I have a view. 414 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,541 Hmm. Ja. 415 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,708 I know what this situation calls for. 416 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:24,000 -You are now Asterix. -No, I'm Obelix, and he's Asterix. 417 00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,500 Pretend. It's a role play. 418 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,666 -It's a game. -Ah. All right. 419 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:31,708 Describe yourself as if you're Asterix. 420 00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:34,625 As if I were, er… 421 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,333 [clears throat] All right, here goes. 422 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:41,583 I am Asterix. I'm the smartest warrior in the village. 423 00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:44,333 I am just so perfect. 424 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:47,666 I don't eat much, unlike Obelix who gobbles it down. 425 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:51,791 -Hmm. Interesting. Continue. -No, no, no. Not interesting at all. 426 00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:55,291 We'll stop now. Apothika! We're here for one reason, and that's all. 427 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:59,375 Asterix, oh, the "reason". But what is reasonable? 428 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:03,208 Because you see, it could be that losing control is reasonable. 429 00:19:03,791 --> 00:19:05,083 Losing control? 430 00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:06,375 I would adore that. 431 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,250 I would love to lose control. 432 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:11,666 I'd love to be carefree and wonder if one could eat bats. 433 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:14,541 Oh, yeah. But I can't do that. Oh, no. 434 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:17,041 Because who plays bad cop in this story? It's me! 435 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:18,833 Yours trulix. Oh, yeah! 436 00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:22,166 It's Asterix who says, "Careful". Asterix who finds solutions. 437 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,625 Asterix who says "Let's go". Asterix who does it all. 438 00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:28,375 Because if Asterix isn't here, nothing happens, ever! Nothing at all! 439 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,708 [panting] 440 00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,958 Gut. So now how do you feel? 441 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,666 -[shouting] Better! -[Obelix gasps] 442 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:35,791 Hmm. 443 00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,708 I really do. Yeah. 444 00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:44,041 Apothika, Getafix really needs you. 445 00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:46,416 We all really need you. 446 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:52,375 Das freut mich sehr, Obelix. 447 00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:54,875 Okay. 448 00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,791 Are we going now? Or what? 449 00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:05,083 [foreman] Metadata? Deary me. Deary, deary me! Metadata! 450 00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:09,333 -So tell me, what was your village like? -Ugly. 451 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,333 -No columns, no aqueducts, thatched roofs. -Ah. 452 00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:14,750 -So it was authentic. -Ugly. 453 00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,500 Metadata, Caesar's arrived. 454 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:20,000 There's a crowd and lots of horses. Loads of 'em. It's gonna be tight. 455 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:23,458 I did tell you we had to cut down more trees. Don't say I didn't warn you! 456 00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:24,875 Er, Caesar Caesar? 457 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:26,750 [breathes and sniffs] 458 00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,541 Oof! [sighs] 459 00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,625 [bombastic fanfare plays] 460 00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:32,958 [music ends] 461 00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,625 Oh, just leave me alone. 462 00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:38,625 Fifteen days to get here, and the plebs can't cook pasta. 463 00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,875 Such a very thoughtful birthday gift. 464 00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:42,916 Ave, Caesar. Good day, madam. 465 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 -Yes, yes, hello. -Was your journey good? 466 00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:48,708 We got held up in Lugdunum, but on the whole it went extremely well. 467 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,208 Ave, Caesar! 468 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:54,500 And so, this is our champion, Cassius Ceramix. 469 00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,333 [breathes deeply] 470 00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:58,625 You look taller than you do on coins. 471 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:01,250 And so, how is this fight looking now, Insta? 472 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,833 My name's Metadata. 473 00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,291 Er, good, very good. 474 00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:05,333 Mmm. 475 00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:06,916 Are you about to succeed 476 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 where the best of men have failed before you? 477 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:12,250 Ugh, that's hardly a surprise. I always wanted a daughter. 478 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,875 I had to change the colour of the mosaic in your nursery. 479 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,916 -Took me three weeks! -[sighs] 480 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,500 [cow lowing] 481 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,791 [cow grunts] 482 00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,208 All right then, Simon. 483 00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,875 Why don't you come to the salon for a blow-dry next week, 484 00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:28,208 and I'll see what I can do. 485 00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:30,416 Oh mensch, was ist passiert? 486 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,416 Getafix, are you in there? 487 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,958 It's Apothika, your very good friend. 488 00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:37,666 Geto? Erinnerst du dich mein, Geto? 489 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,208 [imitates German] 490 00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:43,416 Oh, Gott. Interessant. 491 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,791 [Getafix laughing] 492 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,750 Nach gut. So how did he lose his reason? 493 00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,625 Er, he was hit by a menhir, like that. 494 00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:53,625 Obelix, what have you done?! 495 00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:55,625 She… She wanted to know! I showed her. 496 00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:57,208 -Yeah, but not like that. -Oh. 497 00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:58,166 Get her out! 498 00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:03,541 Apothika, you okay? 499 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:05,625 Quack, quack. 500 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,333 Look, there's nothing wrong with her, is there? 501 00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:13,291 [lively classical theme music plays] 502 00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:46,291 ASTERIX and OBELIX: THE BIG FIGHT 503 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:28,416 [musical arrangement turns sweeping and sentimental] 504 00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:50,041 [upbeat Celtic folk music plays]