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Hello

Welcome honored guests to your paradise at sea.

Before we embark, there is a mandatory safety briefing.

Safety first.

I don't like it. Please check your boarding card and locate your muster

Why do you think they call it a muster station anyway?

The only word they could muster.

Dad is not here. Should we leave his jokes on the mainland?

Couldn't resist.

Please try at least for seven days because we would like to enjoy

You will enjoy. Meanwhile, I'll be planning a huge corporate buyout hopped

Dramamine. Look, it's a big ship. You shouldn't get seasick. I get seasick

I open up a can of tuna fish. Only you could complain about seeing four of the

most beautiful cities on the Mediterranean.

Who wants to go to several different cities on a boat when you can stay in

beautiful city for the whole time? About 35 million people annually and growing.

Another reason why now has never been a better time to expand into luxury sea

travel. You've been reading my pitch?

It's impossible not to. Your laptop is everywhere that I look. Yeah, it's

because my boss is everywhere that I look. You have no idea what it's like

working for Adam Crandall.

I'll never let you go, Jeff. Too tight!

Oh, you're uptight.

We don't complain, right?

You gotta get those sea legs, bro.

I'll work on that. I am so glad that you joined your brother on this last

-minute adventure. Parker speaks the world of you.

Oh, well, he's told me a lot about you.

And, you know, apparently you're quite the boss to work for. I'll take that as

compliment. Okay.

So you're in PR, correct? Yes, but I'm actually in between jobs right now.

I'm sure you'll be fine. Parker says you're the best in the business.

Did he? Oh, yeah. Parker is always bragging about his talented little

Okay. So we're going to go and we're going to settle into our cab. Well, I'm

going to go check out the duty -free shop. I've got to up my watch game

start schmoozing with the bigwigs.

I'll see you two later, hopefully.

Yeah. All right. Ciao. Ciao.

And, um...

Don't forget to tweak the waterfalls for the new cash flow model. The investors

want to make sure we hit the milestones. Yeah, I'm on that, Adam. I got you. If

this deal closes, we'll never have to work again.

Well, I won't. You still will. But I'm sure they'll hire you for the handover

with a much bigger salary, of course. Okay, later.

Bye. Emily, so nice to meet you. Yeah, you too.

Stop flirting with my boss.

I'm not flirting. I was being nice.

Be neutral.

Okay, should we go to the room now? You go to your room and take this to mine,

please. I gotta go check the lifeboats.

Okay, you do you.

Hi, George.

Let me guess, you're calling to tell me how important this report is, even

though you know how seriously I take all of my assignments.

You know me too well. Well, I've been working together for ten years. I

Yes, and you know I trust you. You've never let me down, but this time you

definitely can't let me down, because this one is big.

Yeah, it all happened so fast, you kind of have to fill me in on this one. We

were hired by Staley & Scholes Venture Capital.

They're looking to acquire the luxury cruise division from the Crandall

Corporation, but they need you to find out if there's any good reasons for them

not to invest.

Okay, got it. I don't want you to go analog on me. Put the notepad down and

upload your findings on the app like everyone else.

Well, I can tell you that the bathrobe needs to be updated.

Very scratchy. Again, don't tell me. Just upload it to the app.

George, you know I do my best work when I'm unplugged. I wish we had the time

for you to do your normal routine, but they need your final report before you

reach Dubrovnik on Friday.

Understood, but I still need to be incognito, right? I'm supposed to be on

vacation. I can't do that with my nose in a phone. Kelly, you know you're my

best rep. I'm sure you'll figure it out. I love it when you treat it like it's

Mission Impossible. Whatever it takes to deliver on this one.

I'm counting on you. Okay. Attention guests, please report to your monster

station. Okay, George, got to go. I got to go check the safety protocols, and

then I'm going to check out the vibe in the dining room. Return, report, and

upload. Aye, aye, Captain.

Uh, yeah?

What are you doing?

Uh, just preparing for the inevitable what -if. Is this your first cruise?

No, but hopefully it is my last.

How about you? Is this your first? No. L .A. born and raised. I'm an ocean girl.

Oh, well, what's your favorite ocean? And please, be Pacific.

Sorry, my sister accuses me of having resting dad humor.

Like, whatever wordplay bounces into my head, I just blurt it out. I'm trying to

cure myself. I'm Parker.

Kelly. Hi, Kelly.

So do you like to travel?

I do, actually. It's kind of my passion. So if you need any travel tips, you

could just ask me. Yeah, no, I'm pretty much going to stay here on the boat and

just get a lot of work done.

Oh, that's a shame. And it's a shame as these pipes look pretty rusty. But, you

know, the Wi -Fi is really good on the boat now. I know.

It's a shame, too.

I just like it better when you're off the grid, you know? You know what? See,

love the grid. I mean, I'll step out of it a little bit here, a little bit

there, but I'm a grid man. Real risk taker, huh? Well, I love a risk. I just

want the word calculated right in front of it. Let me guess.

Finance guy?

Worse. I'm also a lawyer.

I am in charge of mergers and acquisitions for the Crandall

is this.

Wow, that is a big deal.

How does it feel to have your boss on the cover of every magazine in the

Oh, I would never know.

Except for that he takes them all, he cuts them out, he frames them, and he

hangs them all over the office.

Other than that really humble guy.

Yeah.

What about you? What do you do?

I make it a point of not talking about work on vacation.

It's funny because I make it a point not to go on vacation.

I think vacations are for the unfulfilled. I mean, it's the only

for my workaholic nature.

And you?

What's your excuse?

Pardon me?

Well, you're dressed so fancy. You're all corporate. You're someone who's here

to relax.

When in Rome, dress fancy, right? I mean, when we're out to sea, it'll be a

different ballgame. I'm looking forward to that transformation.

If you ever leave the Wi -Fi zone. I won't. Speaking of which, I have some

waterfalls that I need to attend to.

Oh. Yeah, nice to meet you.

Do you mean the Dewey -Rockay waterfalls in Palermo? No, no, I mean the boring

spreadsheet kind.

Oh. Have fun with that. I definitely won't.

Hey, hey, I'm Emily.

Kelly. Well, welcome to the single section.

Apparently they don't think we need a view or any single men to talk to. Good

start.

Seriously,

have you noticed there aren't many eligible bachelors on this crew?

I met one.

A bit of an odd duck.

Oh, actually, he is swimming over here right now.

Yeah, he's definitely odd.

Cute though, right? I don't see it. Really? Really.

Yeah, might be because he's my brother.

That might be the way.

Okay. Nailed the odd part.

Gotcha. Did somebody say odd?

No.

I mean, yes. What are the odds? That's a fun game. Let's figure it out. I was an

actuary as an intern for a summer. So let's just do this thing. If the cruise

ship is full to capacity, we're not including staff, the odds of us being at

same table would be 2 ,500 to one.

Actuary?

Very good guess.

Oh, did you hear that? A woman after my own laugh. No, please do not encourage

him, okay? Sorry, I was all done.

Choking out a grizzly bear with my bare hands. I'm not kidding, my brother

recorded it. That Adam Crandall? Yeah, that's why I'm still clocked on.

You didn't say he was going to be on board.

No, I didn't because, you know what, I knew that he would make himself known

sooner rather than later. Why isn't he at the single table?

Because he's at that table. He's entertaining the entire board of

schools.

Right, because they're looking to buy out Crandall Cruise Lines, of course.

How'd you know that?

Because you said that you were an M &A and that Adam was your boss, and I put

two and two together.

Just don't add it up yet, because there's a lot of hurdles we've got to

first.

Why? I've got my laptop open. Will you just get it done, please?

I promise I will take you on another vacation after this vacation as soon as

they close this. But until then, I'm clocked in and locked in. You promised

you'd take a break and we'd do that walk into our Palermo and you were not

fecking out a bit. No, I'm not. We are going to do that.

We're doing it. Okay. Hey, you should come with us. Oh, I'd love to.

Bellissimo. Bellissimo.

Salute.

We would like to remind all passengers that they must return from their

excursions on time, as we cannot wait for any latecomers.

Any guests that are left behind must make their own travel arrangements to

next port of call.

We wish you all a wonderful day in Palermo.

Look at that! That is!

That's good.

Perfect.

No, I gotta give it to you, Parker. You're actually fun today. No, what are

talking about? I'm always fun.

No, I mean, like, we used to be on our family vacations. I think I like

Parker better, too. I am the same guy.

Just with the crushing weight of corporate America on my back all the

Sorry. Um, speaking of responsibility, just excuse me a minute.

Yeah. So what are you talking about? I am fun.

I'm fun.

I don't just mean, you know, you're more present lately.

It's fun.

Present? Yeah.

Present? Like you were present with the waiter?

Uh -huh.

See, see, see. Did the walking tour of Palermo today. The cruise line was very

helpful with bookings and reservations.

However, some of the attractions will become tourist traps. An updated list of

vendors would be very helpful.

Who can hold them later? They're really good, and he's also very happy. Yeah, I

don't want to hear it. What in Italy? You have to. I'm so sorry. Hi.

Yeah, so what happened to no work talk while on vacation? You are so right. I'm

back to having fun. Just fun. What about you guys? What do you have today? More

work? Well, the only work I will be doing is on my tan on the beach.

I want to go into my work interviews looking well -rested, successful, and a

little fronzed.

I will see you at dinner, and please don't work too hard. Yeah, please wear

sunscreen, because no one wants to hire a lobster for a PR rep. Got it.

Well, what about you? Do you have more work, or do you want to come see a

waterfall with me? I would love to see the waterfall. I looked it up. It looks

amazing. I would love to join you.

You don't have more obligations with Mr. Crandall?

So, no, he is doing a Godfather tour of Corleone.

Corleone.

So he said I should take the day off. Well, that's an offer you can't refuse.

I didn't refuse it, which is why I want to be present and go see the waterfall.

I made a joke.

You know the line? What line?

I'll make him a nerve where he can't refuse.

From The Godfather?

Yeah. I haven't seen that movie. What?

I know. I know. It's something I'm not very proud of.

I haven't gotten around to it. My sister teases me about it. I'll watch it. You

know what? I'm not going to judge.

Thank you. I haven't seen Star Wars.

What? Yeah. What?

Hold on. What? Okay, you haven't? Okay, no, I know. We're both being vulnerable

here. I get that. It's a safe space.

So, do you want to go see about a waterfall with me? You want to finish

desserts first?

Eh, leave the cake. Take the cannoli.

Again, from the god.

Never mind.

I don't know if this is such a good idea. I'm starting to get worried about

time. That's why we're doing the horseback option instead of hiking.

to be back with over an hour to spare. We are good.

Ah, and there are our stallions.

Um, so they look a little more like ponies.

Yeah, no, those are donkeys. What?

How do you know? Well, because I did my fifth grade science fair project on

equine animals, and these are definitely the species Equus Acidus.

Bravo, Acino. He knows his things.

So... These are your donkeys, and these are your pets.

Oh, yes.

The pamphlet said horseback. Well, you were the last one to book, so the first

group got all the horses, and this is what we have left.

Okay,

I mean, it'll be fine, right? Yeah.

You know what? The donkey is actually smarter and safer than the horse.

That's according to my world book encyclopedia knowledge.

Easy boy.

I hope your work was peer -reviewed.

Swing your leg around.

Swing your leg around. We got it.

Careful with that.

Nice. Signore, where's your donkey?

What do you mean? Aren't you our guide?

We donkeys, you don't need a guide.

You need this.

And that will follow.

I'm sorry, are we in a Looney Tunes episode?

Don't worry, they know the way.

Come on, let's go.

Let's go, let's go, let's go. Yeah.

Come on.

Enjoy.

Don't look ahead. I don't know about this.

I'm getting the hang of this.

You know what? Now that I see the terrain, I am very glad we got the safer

option. Yeah.

True horses, they're flight animals preferring to flee from danger.

Donkeys, they've evolved to be a little more cautious.

And more food -motivated, obviously.

Well, honestly, I don't think a horse would care at all about us. I'd laugh,

I'm still a little concerned about the fact that we don't have the handler with

us. I mean, you've mounted your seat like a pro, but you saw how much help I

needed. Well, you know what? You've got nothing to worry about.

I did a dude ranch for a bachelor weekend once, and I was awarded the best

hand, I might add. So you're good. I know my way around the corral.

Okay, Liz.

Ooh, you hear that?

We're almost there.

Whoa, Parker, are you seeing this? Do you see it? Look!

Wow.

Beautiful.

Come on.

Stop. Wow.

Wow.

I'm going to need you to help me get out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, my lady.

Thank you.

Ready? You got your leg around?

Boom. Here we go.

Come here.

I'm coming!

I'm coming!

This is incredible!

Come here, come here, come here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright.

Ready? Smile!

Woo!

Now this is an excursion. I didn't think you liked to be off the grid. Ah, you

know, it's good adjacent.

Still pretty wild of you.

When I first met you, I never thought you'd get off the lethal deck. You can

blame my sister.

I'm like a little sibling rivalry to motivate.

Yeah, but look at me, having all sorts of spontaneous fun. I got a gorgeous

waterfall. I'm standing next to a beautiful woman while our trusty steed,

returns.

Come back!

Donkey! Donkey!

Donkey!

My hat!

My hat!

No, he's going to charge us for it, he said.

Our donkey's too fast now.

They're getting away.

Less talking, more running.

Ow, my back.

They're totally gone.

How did they get loose? I must have tied them up wrong.

What? I thought you won best cow hands. I was terrible at tying knots.

What do we do?

We gotta run.

We'll be departing from board in one hour. So ensure you, your belongings,

your entire party are safely on board.

Hey, Emily.

Hey. You hit the beach yet? I did.

Got the perfect amount of sunburn and my trashy gothic romance novel's almost

reading itself.

Hey, how was the Godfather tour?

It was awesome. I basically acted out the whole entire film.

You know, I can't believe your brother still hasn't seen it yet. I think we

might need to rough him up for that.

Oh, no, no, no.

Never take sides against the family.

Who are you?

Where is your brother anyway?

Is he locked up in his room someplace?

He's actually out with a really cute girl from the table.

Parker? Yeah.

Well, he could be back any minute. He said he wants to play it safe since the

goat waits for no man. I'm just glad he's putting himself out there. It's

time, right?

I'd say.

Hey, I'm actually going to shuffle on up to the shuffleboard.

What do you think about maybe joining me?

Well, I mean, I was going to wait for those guys, but I could play while I

He's a big boy.

I think he'll be fine. We're not going to be fine. Be normal.

Be normal.

The boat's going to leave in an hour. We're never going to make it. With that

attitude, okay, we've got to stay positive. They're going to fix it.

navigate with this, even if we do, it's an hour and 60 minutes away.

Well, tell him to step on it, okay? Tell him drivers are very fast. Okay,

listen, even if he does get it, he's going to pull every engine.

Oh, we must be at the wrong dock. No, we're not. Look.

Oh, that is so our boat.

Ah, why didn't they wait for us? They don't wait for anybody. It's their

I have to be on that ship. My career depends on it. I thought you were on

vacation. Yes.

I am. I am. If I don't relax when I'm on vacation, I'm going to be very stressed

when I get back to work. Yeah, well, my laptop and my career are literally

sailing away on that ship.

Everything depends on me being on that boat.

Why are we lying down? Why are we lying down? Because I tweaked my back on the

run. Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. No, it happens. I just need to

stretch it out a little bit. You know what? I think we really have time to

stretch it out. I think we have to go get the port agent and see if he can

us, okay?

Okay. Oh, you got this. All right.

Let's go.

Hello. Hello, you must be Kelly Coach and Parker Andrews.

Unfortunately, yes. Yeah, you missed the ship. Yeah, we're aware of that.

I warned you.

The ship, it waits for no man.

And it waits for no woman, also.

Understood. Yeah, thank you for making that point. However, here we are. We

still need to make it to the next port in Syracuse.

You already should have taken the ship.

No, we wanted to take the ship, but we missed the ship. Are there any other

options, maybe? Can we maybe take a plane?

The nearest airport to Syracuse is Catania, but you won't catch a flight at

hour. Right.

You could try in the morning, but all the flights, they connect to Rome.

Okay. How about a train? Is there a night train we could take?

I would suggest that you hire a car and you drive to the night.

Great idea. Yes. I have just the thing for you.

Ooh. My twin brother Vincenzo, he has a lovely company in town. He will fix you

up. I will tell him that you are coming.

But you need to worry, huh? Because it's storage season. He may not have many

cars available.

He's a little bit stubborn, huh?

So you need to... Grazie mille.

Grazie.

Americani.

Do Americani.

I'm very sorry to disappoint you, but we have no more cars available.

Proximo! What do you mean? Hold on a second. We've been waiting in line for

minutes. Why didn't you tell us that? He's written here.

In Italian. We don't speak Italian.

But we're in Italy. You should study.

Okay. The other people in line, what about them? They all have a reservation,

you kindly step aside for the next customer.

Pronto. I've got to get back on the boat. What are we going to do? I don't

Okay.

You are in luck.

I have just received a cancellation, so there is one car available.

Great. If you kindly give me your credit card and driver's license, I will hold

it for you. Here's your car.

I don't have a driver's license.

What? Why?

About my passport. I don't have two forms of identification. I'm not opening

bank account. You know what? It's fine. It's fine. We're just going to use mine.

It's in here somewhere.

I will need it to order a reservation.

I am aware.

It's right here. I know it's right here. We can help you. Let me help you. No, I

got it.

You know what? Thank you. You got it.

Thank you. Hold on. Hold on. One moment.

Boom.

I'm very sorry, but in the time it took you to find your license, there was an

online booking for me. Come on!

My apologies, I do not control the bookings.

Perhaps you should try the night train.

The what?

Your brother said that there was no night train, that we should rent a car.

Of course, because Vito is a good brother.

And I give him 10 % for the referrals.

That is a little upsetting, because we clearly needed to rent a car. No time to

argue. Your train leaves in less than 20 minutes.

Not nice.

Not nice.

Ah, it's running. It'll be back.

Okay. Train station should be right up around this corner, okay? Do not stop.

get tickets, just get right on the train. We've got to buy tickets.

They're going to kick us off. Get them on the train, okay?

Trust me. I trust you.

I trust you. We cannot miss this.

Frank, I want to hear the rest of that story. That is a good one. All right.

Hello, hello, hello there.

Do you mind if I borrow this young lady for a second?

Uh, yeah.

Good to see you guys.

Hey, have you heard anything?

Last I heard, they were in line for a rental car, and then he just straight up

stopped answering, so I hope he's okay.

Well, me too. He usually spends most of his time in a spreadsheet. This isn't

exactly his strong suit. I'm just glad he's got Kelly with him. I mean, she's

going to look after him. Well, if they're back to Syracuse by noon

they should be fine, right?

Yeah. He's probably panicking without his laptop attached to his lap. I need

that dude's nose and that laptop more than anyone.

Come on, that's four days away.

He's definitely going to be back by then.

He's got his health, his passport. He's with a beautiful, intelligent woman.

I think this is good for him.

Well, that's one way to look at it.

I see the door.

Are you with me? I'm with you.

Let's see if we can get some seats.

Oh, no.

Hello.

Okay.

Okay, starting to sense a theme here. A little pattern here. I hope we can find

a seat.

What if we sit in the caboose hobo style?

I mean, it's got to be somewhere with a seat, right?

Oh, what do you think?

Yeah, that's better than nothing. That's right.

Thank you.

I

am

never riding a donkey again.

Hey, it's not the animal's fault. We shouldn't have gotten off them in the

place. In fact, I shouldn't have got on the excursion at all. It was wildly

irresponsible.

picture. You know, why don't you text that to me? I'm going to print it up,

frame it, and hang it on my home office wall because I'm going to get fired this

week. Parker, you gotta breathe, okay? You missed one stop. If your boss wants

to fire you for an honest mistake, you're not meant to be there, okay?

Oh, sorry.

No, I'm just a little on edge.

Forgive me. I don't know why. I'm not going to get any sleep tonight. My

hurting. I've got the laptop withdrawals.

Oh, right. The precious laptop.

Oh, you're one to talk. You and that precious notepad of yours.

What are you talking about? The notepad that fell out of your purse when I tried

to hand it back to you. You snatched it away like it was your middle school

diary. I did not do that. What are you hiding in there?

Kelly, Kelly, why don't you tell me what's inside of it? Nothing. Well, then

show me. No. I wouldn't have taken it, but that proves to me that you're hiding

something. It is a work thing, and I don't want to talk about it. Why?

you're on vacation.

Yes. Is that okay?

That's fine. Great. Sure. Good.

Great. Thank you. Okay.

I am going to try to get some sleep.

Don't get...

Night ever.

That's weird.

This is an express train. It's not meant to make local stops.

They stopped the train because we didn't pay for the tickets. I told you we

should have paid for the tickets. Okay, because we didn't buy tickets.

I bought them online, okay? Just relax.

Do you speak English?

English? The train workers are going on strike.

In the middle of the night?

They happen when they happen.

What's going to happen now?

The train is going to stop in the next town, and we all are going to get off.

Well, how long is that going to take?

Could be a few hours, could be a few days.

Okay, how are you so calm?

This happens all the time in Italy.

We get used to it.

How are the buses? Do you think we could get one?

In the morning, yes. But at this hour, it's going to be hard.

Taxis. Do we get a cab to take us? I doubt it.

Taxis are really rare when there is a strike.

Um, what are the workers upset about? Like, why are they striking?

Judging by the picket signs, it looks like they're worried about losing their

jobs. We've got that in common.

Think you could translate for me?

I suppose.

What is she doing?

Um, hi.

I'm so sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. I know it's late. I know we're all tired. We're

all a little bit stressed.

But if you want to just give me a moment of your time, I think I have something

that could cheer you up a little.

Take a look at this handsome American by my side.

He might look like an average tourist, but he's not.

This is Parker Andrews, powerful businessman, and he is key to helping

save your job.

Parker is in Italy to secure a large business deal that will help bring more

tourism and help bring more investments to your area. And that, in turn, would

give more business to the train company, which could help save your job.

They like Sicily as it is. They don't want too many tourists here.

I respect that, but that is the beauty of the company that he is dealing with.

They are about quality, not quantity.

So you will always have tourism, but they will ensure that the service and

tours that they bring will be of the highest standard that the Italian people

can be proud of.

And how they can be sure of that?

Oh, because I work for the company that makes sure his company meets the highest

standards. So I promise you that I will

not allow this deal to go through unless it is good for the Italian people.

So I'm not asking you not to strike, okay? I'm asking you to wait six hours

that we can get back on the ship and finish our business.

So what do you say?

Can you help us help you?

Allora che dite? Ci aiutate ad aiutarvi?

Torniamo tutti al lavoro. Scioperiamo domani mattina. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Thank you. Bye.

Okay.

You are very lucky, Miss America.

Yes, I know. I know. I did not actually think that that was going to work.

You're strong.

I like that.

And I'm from Syracuse, so I can go home. Ah, prego.

Thank you.

Get us some good seats.

Throw the ball, completion, touchdown.

Okay, I win. We win, all right?

Hey, would you guys excuse me real quick?

Hi. Hey.

Oh, investor time.

Hope I'm not intruding.

Absolutely not. You're saving me. Excuse me.

blasting me with question after question. Let's just say I could use

brother right now. Oh, well, I have good news, I think. So, looks like their

service is pretty spotty, but the last fix I got said they caught a night train

that's going to get them into Syracuse before we get to port. That is smooth

jazz to my ears.

I can't do this alone much longer. I'm running out of stories.

Well, in the meantime, maybe I could help you, like, smooth it up a bit?

I'm in PR. After all, it's kind of my thing.

Well, by all means, schmooze away.

You want to introduce me?

Okay.

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like you to meet Emily.

This is the sister of our lead counsel and a wonderful new friend.

Yeah, see, I would love to talk, but I actually have a strict mandatory dance

policy when I'm at a dance club, so maybe you can help me with that?

Judy, let's hit the floor and get crazy.

I thought our seats couldn't get any worse. Just be grateful you're on a

train.

So, do you want to talk about this?

Which part?

Oh, I don't even know where to start. The part where you delivered a riveting

speech to break a worker's strike in Sicily? Or the fact that you casually

mentioned... That you work for the company that's trying to kill the deal

I'm trying to make. Okay, not what we're doing.

It's what you did for the Davies Capital Rising Phoenix deal, if I remember

correctly. I read that on the front page of the journal. Uh -huh, and if you

read past the headline, you would also have seen that that was because they had

fraudulent product reviews.

Yeah, well, our cruise line doesn't.

And I never said you did.

Hmm.

Cornetto? No thanks. Brushed my teeth already.

Where'd you get a toothbrush?

Um... Here.

I'm taking out my spare. I have everything here.

Yeah, you do have everything in that little bag.

Including a notebook.

A notebook which you write nasty things about cruise ship.

Parker, it is my job.

And frankly, it is none of your business.

Uh, it's a little... And may I remind you that I did not have to do what I did

back there. I chose to do it so that you would have a chance to get back on your

boat and close your deal. Okay, so I think a little... Grazie mille, or at

a grazie uno, would be appropriate.

It is why I offered you a Coronetto.

I am grateful. I am very grateful. I'm also kind of blown away.

Like, literally don't know how to process what you did back there. It was

speech from Remember the Titans and Glen Gary Glen Ross.

I mean, I'm still in shock over it. And I also am very stressed out about the

situation that we're in right now. And I'm stressed to make a lot of jokes. And

my jokes are sarcastic. And the sarcasm gets me into a lot of trouble. You

should stick to your dad jokes.

Well, I can't make him unless I'm calm.

Hmm.

That's actually very useful information.

So what's up? You got some dirt you want to show me in that notebook here or

something about the cruise? Any insight until you can get me?

First off, you know I can't do that. And second off, it's kind of hard to review

a boat that you are not aboard.

So you want to get back on that as badly as I do, huh? I mean, I think I'm a

little more chill about it than you in general, but, you know, yeah, be nice.

Chill? Did you say you're chill?

Yeah. I'd say it's more like cold -blooded. You stood on a bench and you

out. You could get the newsies to stop dancing and start selling tapes for

Pulitzer.

I like you when you're stressed.

You know, I'm one third sarcastic myself.

You don't say. Yeah, my Irish side.

Naturally.

We should get some rest. Yeah. Otherwise, tomorrow's going to be rough.

Don't get too comfortable. We've got to change trains in Messina. Thank you for

informing me.

Hey, I'll be Messina later.

That is not one of your best plans. Are you still accusing me of making a bad

joke? Stop, please.

You're really off your game. I told you I was stressed.

What is that?

It's been a while, but I've been told that it's comfy.

I'm afraid I'm going to give it a bad review.

No, I'm pretty confident in quality.

Okay.

Four and a half stars.

You've got to be kidding me. What's wrong?

My back went from bad to worse after sleeping on that sardine can last night.

Okay, well, let's get you back to the ship, okay? I'm sure there's a massage

therapist there that can make you feel better. Oh, that sounds like heaven. The

only problem is I have to physically make it back onto the ship. It really

hurts. Is that bad, huh? Oh, yeah.

Well, got us a cab.

You know, the pain, it's like lightning.

I never know when it's going to... This is all right.

I'm gonna be right here.

Come on. Let go.

Okay. You can do it.

Come on. Water. Got it.

Come on.

Look. Look.

Hey. No.

If you let me in.

Come on.

Okay.

Only one minute left. Okay.

I don't have any service. Do you have service? Yeah, I do. Okay, can you look

the address for the port?

Actually, how many ports can there be? I'm just going to ask for the port.

No, no, no, no, no. Un momento. They're not at the port. The storm. They've got

to reroute the ship. Okay, how long are they delayed? They're not going there at

all. They're fighting another port to avoid the storm.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. What are we going to do?

Hotel Columba, por favor.

Hi. Hello.

Hi. How can I help you?

Hi, Francesca. My name is Parker Andrews, and I'd like to reserve two

suites for early check -in. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't believe we have

I know you're supposed to say that, but I also know that luxury resorts, such as

the Hotel Columba, they hold back certain accommodations from VIP members.

Sorry, I am not authorized to disclose that information, but...

I would be happy to try and book you with one of our competitors.

Okay, well, luckily, I am authorized.

So, I'm Adam Crandall's personal attorney.

And he loves this resort, of all the resorts that he owns, even the ones that

float on the sea. And he said I simply must stay here. So, if you want, I can

call him. Oh, no, that won't be necessary. I'll be right back with your

keys.

You know, you could have led with the fancy business card and the Adam

mention. Yeah, I know. I don't like the name drop.

Um, but you could also thank me for a luxury suite, Parker. You could say

Apologies. Oh. Thank you so much.

Oh, my back. Oh.

Oh.

I'm sorry. It's fine. It's okay. I just need a little breath.

You just take me when you're ready to go, because, you know, as soon as that

weather clears, we've got to get back on the road. Right, but the question is,

where do we go even when the boat's going? Well, we'll stay on top of it.

Okay, we cannot miss it a third time. No, I will not let that happen.

I don't know what to tell you, George. We're in the middle of a Medicaid year.

I'm sorry, what's a Medicaid?

Oh, it's a Mediterranean hurricane.

Look it up, it's real. I don't want to look up anything unless it's your QC

report on the company's server.

Yeah, I know, I know, and I am doing my absolute best. I'm actually staying at

their top -tier hotel in Syracuse, which technically will be a part of the

buyout. So, I'm doing...

Quality control as we speak. That's really great to know, Kelly, but the

wants a QC report on their cruise liner, not their hotels.

I need you back on the boat now.

You got it. Hello?

Oh, boy.

Like Evan Maria.

I am doing everything I can to get back. In fact, I threw out my back trying to

do so.

I had no idea that a freak storm was going to send the ship to the other side

Italy. I know it's not your fault. I'm just getting really stressed.

over here dealing with all these suits, you know what I'm saying?

The storm and the reroute kind of freak them out with the unpredictability of

this type of investment.

So I'm just hoping it doesn't scare them, you know?

That's just a negotiation tactic. That's why we have force majeure built into

the deal. Don't sweat that. They're just bluffing.

So how is it out there, huh?

Are you weathering the storm? Are you guys drenched?

Well, it hasn't rained a drop. They rerouted us to some Greek isle. I don't

know, Kofu or something like that. So we missed the storm entirely.

Sun's shining, and I'm on my second frozen cocktail.

Seriously? Well, how are the waves out there, man? Are they huge?

It's like glass out here. I can easily barefoot water ski.

Hey, that actually reminds me. I know a dude in Lake Como that has the thickest,

most righteous setup. We are going after we close this bad boy. If, if we close.

I don't like that kind of talk, man. I think I found a bit of a situation out

here. I don't like that either. What's going on? Do you know the woman that I'm

stuck here with from the cruise?

Oh, the cutie with the Mary Poppins bag? Wait, how do you know about the Mary

Poppins bag? Well, your sister told me. Anyway, what's wrong?

She sounds like the good kind of prom parker. I found out that she's the

shopper from Staley and Scholl's due diligence and quality control.

Oh, wait, excuse me, excuse me.

Valeria, right? Yeah. All right.

Excellent. Thank you. Adam. Oh, Valerian. Grilled, please. Adam. Adam,

there? Sorry, I was ordering some calamari.

No carbs, though. I mean, it's bad news, but it's not all bad.

Are you kidding me? This is amazing. It's almost like you planned it. How do

figure? Think about it. The only person that could think this ship here isn't

even on the boat.

I love it. Well, we're going to be back on the boat, and then I'm going to

strategize. Strategy has changed, my friend. Your new goal is to stall her as

long as you can.

But she just wants to do her job.

And so do you, right? Yes.

So your job is to keep her off the boat. At least until Dubrovnik, that's when I

really need you.

We don't have to hide anything.

We're not hiding anything.

She's probably going to give a positive review anyway, but good or bad doesn't

hurt any of us if she's just a little, uh...

Delayed. Okay, so what are you suggesting that I do? You said your back

hurt, right?

Just milk that a little bit. You know what? I feel like I gotta get back, and

I'm gonna help you settle the investors down. You said they were getting

restless, right? Emily has been a big help. I'll just lean on her until you

back. You know, I'm not so comfortable with you spending time with my sister.

Hey, hey, hey. I gotta bail, my man. They're about to do poolside karaoke,

my jam is about to come up, okay?

Stick to the new plan.

Adam? Adam?

Adam?

Adam?

I'm coming!

Oh, hi.

Hello. Hi. Sorry to bother you, sir. I just wanted to say how sorry I was for

the misunderstanding about the room. No, no, no. It's totally fine.

And this is from the gift shop. You shouldn't have.

I didn't. Miss Kelly Coates asked me to drop it off for her. Oh.

Thank you.

Arrivederci.

Arrivederci. Bye.

Warning! Thought you might need a wardrobe change for part two of our

P .S. The backpack is no Mary Poppins bag, but it will do.

Mr.

Andrews, you clean up nice.

Grazie mille.

Now, this is some secret shopping I can get behind.

So, thank you. You gotta tell me how much they cost, because I want to pay

back. No, no, no, no, no. Let it be my gift.

I mean, you spoiled me with the VIP suite after all.

Technically, that was an expensive account, but I will take the credit.

Ah, gracias.

You look really nice, by the way. I'm a secret shopper for work and

for fun.

So, are you ready to start planning? Because we have a lot to look at. Yeah,

let's... Storm.

Shut down all transportation today, but I figure that we could look at options

for... Oh.

Is it still that bad? Yeah.

It comes in waves.

I got plenty of rest.

I put the ice on it.

I think I need to go see a doctor. And we're in Italy, so you know how that's

going to go. I already got you an appointment.

Wow. to manage that. Like you said, it's Italy, so healthcare is a little

different here, so I couldn't get you a traditional doctor, but I did get you an

alternative healer.

Alternative? Yeah.

I'm not so sure about that. I figured you'd say that, but that's the only

I could get on such short notice, and I don't want to rush this.

However, we are both under the gun, and we need to be on the road as soon as the

weather clears, okay? So, why don't we give it a shot?

I gotta lay down for a minute.

Right here in the...

Okay, in the restaurant.

Do you want to look at my back?

Yeah, I can go in there. That won't be necessary.

You don't need to see what's wrong?

No.

I can feel it.

All the physical pain we experience in life comes from buried feelings.

And you have a lot to uncover, don't you, Mr. Parker? What I do do is love to

take about 800 milligrams of ibuprofen. Do you have a prescription pad lying

around? I could give you some willow bark tea and send you on your way. Okay.

But that would be the simple solution. Of course it would.

Treating the symptoms may give you temporary relief.

It won't cure the deeper problems.

You know what? I don't think this is a good fit.

No, I think we should listen to what Dr. Volcano has to say.

You may think my methods are new age, but in fact, they are age old.

Da Vinci himself was trained in my line of treatment.

It's what made him a master of observation.

Okay, I'll buy it.

What is my pain telling you?

The badge?

It's the support of our entire body.

If we have pain, it comes from feeling unsupported in life.

The lower back in particular tells me two things.

The first is you have a deep worry of losing financial support.

Did you tell her about the murder? I said nothing, I swear.

She didn't need to. The pain told me.

Okay, okay. You're one for one.

What else is my pain saying to you? The other thing it could suggest deals with

love.

Are you okay discussing it with your lover in the room?

She's not. We're friends.

Yes.

Your friend.

The pain tells me that you were in a relationship which hurt you very badly.

The only way to truly heal it is to stop running away.

You know what, I'd rather just get that willow bark tea to go, and I think we'll

be on our way.

I only serve it after a shiatsu massage, 50 euros cash, no refund. We have a

deal?

I got a feeling I don't have a choice.

You know, too bad we can't get on that boat.

You know, I checked, and it's going to Istanbul, formerly known as

Constantinople. You know what, that's nobody's business but the Turks.

It is so gorgeous here.

It looks like we're enjoying the calm after the storm.

Salute.

Salute. Only one glass. I booked us on a 9 a .m. flight to Corfu. There's only

one departure a day, and we cannot miss it.

You sure you don't want to stick around Syracuse?

It's beautiful and it's not raining. Sure, I'd love to stick around.

Both kind of need to get back on that boat, though.

I mean, to be honest, I'm just soaking in the moment.

Can I be really honest?

Sure. I'm not a little vulnerable.

Oh.

I've had a really great time getting to know you.

And I know that when we get back on that boat, we're going back into work and

it's... But here it's just you and me.

Well, if I didn't know any better, I think you were trying to keep me off

ship. Hey, can you believe my God for trying?

I'm not too injured to get back on the boat.

So much for that doctor that you highly recommended and her failed Mr.

Miyagi massage.

I promise you, she came very highly recommended.

I will say this.

There was some truth to her words of wisdom.

Really? Like what?

Not if it's a one -glass -only night. This is a share -the -whole -bottle

at minimum.

Order me some pasta, and I could be convinced.

You got a deal.

You're saying?

Now?

Mm -hmm.

Just that Dr. Volcano, you know, there was some truth to what she said about

love.

I was married for almost 10 years.

Amazing woman. She was the love of my life.

So I thought, five years ago, we're this close to our 10 -year anniversary, and

so I planned this really big trip to Italy.

Here, in fact, we were going to stay here.

Adam had just bought this property, and he was raving about it. So I booked 10

nights and two first -class tickets, and in the taxi, on the way to the airport,

She had this breakdown out of nowhere and said she didn't want to go with me.

What happened?

It's just an age -old story.

She loved me, but she wasn't in love with me anymore.

Was there someone else?

I mean, she said no, but she started seeing someone pretty quickly after the

separation, so... I have my doubts.

Parker, I'm so sorry.

It's okay. It happens.

And I have to take some of the responsibility. I mean, I was obsessed

I was doing it for us. You know, I thought I was building towards our

but I realize now that I was just chipping away at our foundation.

That is a hard realization to make.

And now I'm wondering if Dr.

Volcano wasn't right about the other thing, too.

What, that you're running away?

Yeah, I'm not afraid of commitment.

Like, I really want a relationship. I just... I'm afraid of more pain.

Hmm.

And with that, I'm going to top myself off.

You came back here, didn't you?

What do you mean? I mean, you had a whole trip planned to celebrate here.

You must have taken a lot of guts to walk through those doors yesterday and

check in.

You're right. I guess I have healed more than I thought.

You can't see if the wound has healed until the bandage comes off.

You know what?

My back is actually healed. Yeah, that's probably the one. Yeah, you're probably

right.

All right, your turn.

What was your biggest heartbreak?

Sad as it is, I don't have one. I don't believe that. How is that possible?

I mean, I've had relationships.

I just end them before it gets too serious.

I've seen so much heartbreak, my parents and then a few of my friends.

I don't know if I want to risk it.

Calculate it or not.

Guess we're both afraid of the pain. We have that in common.

To us.

Lucky us.

Yeah.

I was left.

I know, so did I. The airport is an hour away.

We're never going to make it. Well, we have to try. I'll meet you in the lobby

in two minutes.

Can you make it one?

Make it one.

Parker?

Parker? We got this. I don't think so. Yep.

That was one minute. Yep, we got this.

Francesca, can you order us a taxi to Catania Airport?

Right away, sir. Do you think we have a chance?

Well, the airport's 30 minutes away. It's all going to depend on security.

But if we can't have... I think we have a chance.

Wait, wait.

Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no!

My passport!

What? Seriously? Nah, I think I left it in the room. No, no, no, no, no, no. We

have to get in this cab right now or we're gonna miss this flight. They're

gonna let me on the plane without it. Parker, I need to get back.

Hey, you gotta go, alright?

I'll find my own way. I will meet you in Bari. What?

Go. What? Go.

I put it right in the drawer, right on top of the Gideon's Bible so I wouldn't

forget it. And I told myself, put it here so you don't forget it. You know,

someone as smart as you are, you certainly are forgetful. The struggles

beautiful mind, sis.

Struggles of a beautiful mind. Well, I hope you're having fun at least.

You and Kelly getting close at all?

No, no. She's on her way back to the cruise and I'm stranded here in

And Adam is going to be doubly mad at me. Wait, why double? Like, you don't

know. I heard you guys are real buddy -buddy. You should be thanking me,

actually, because I'm doing this for you and your precious deal, okay? Really?

You're not doing it because you want to hang out with a billionaire bachelor on

the high seas? That is not why, and you know it.

But, you know, actually, we're kind of having fun getting to know each other.

Just be careful. He tends to prioritize business over his relationship.

What do you mean? He asked me to purposefully contain Kelly from getting

onto the ship so that she couldn't do her job.

Okay, that is not okay.

Oh, is this why you forgot your passport in your room? No, no.

That was an honest mistake. I swear I would never do that to her. Absolutely

not. And this is why Adam's going to be extra mad at you. Yes, because I'm still

here and she is about to be there.

You know what? Why didn't you just let me deal with Adam? What are you talking

about? What are you going to do? He has to know this isn't right.

Don't say anything to Adam. You're not employed by him. It's a fact that he

can't fire you. Yeah, exactly.

Hey, listen, I got to go because I got a dance class I signed up for with Adam.

I'll let you know how it goes. Emily, Emily, Emily.

Golly.

I'm going to get fired.

I'm getting fired.

Careful, you don't want to throw out your back again.

Okay, hold on a second. What are you doing here? Did you miss your plane? I

not. I made it with two minutes to spare. You don't have time for the

vending machine. Well, I don't understand.

Why are you here?

I made it to the flight park where I chose to not get on it.

Okay. I mean, I figure we got into this pickle together.

It's only fair that we get out of it together.

Yeah, but what about your job?

Well, I am trying to follow my own advice. If he's going to fire me for

an honest mistake, I'm not meant to be there.

Okay. I mean, that is a very healthy attitude.

Bold.

But it's very healthy. Yeah. I realized I have the same tendency as you. I put

work before everything else.

Putting what's right in front of me.

Let's get back on that boat.

Together.

Oh!

Golly!

You know, if my head wasn't screwed to my neck.

Are you sure this is the best solution?

Because we missed our flight, I believe it is our only solution. And how do you

figure? The trains are still on strike, and there is not a single rental car

available in all of St. Louis.

We get to the mainland, right? We get a cab, and we hire somebody to drive us

the rest of the way. That's so cute.

They're too busy because of the strike, and there is a bunch of union rules, a

bunch of driving regulations. It's a mess. Because we're in godfather

Okay, can't reference a movie you haven't seen. Noted. Got it. All right,

to your plan. Yeah, I called Valentina to help.

Who's Valentina? The woman that helped me translate at the train station. She

gave me her card. Parker, you gotta keep up, okay?

Right. Her cousin owns a fishing boat.

Okay. Didn't we learn our lesson about excursions in Palermo?

Okay, stop.

I am going to ban sarcasm until further notice.

Duly noted.

This plan of yours, I am so confused. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Come here.

We're here.

Right? And the boat is docked all the way up here in Bari. And it leaves at 8

.30 p .m. sharp. It goes all the way to Dubrovnik. That is right. Now,

Valentina's cousin really likes to fish in the Gulf of Sarantos.

Apparently the Branzino really bite after a big storm. Well, that's a fun

Isn't it? Yeah. So if we can just find him in all this chaos, we can catch a

ride to the port of Taranto, and then from there we find her other cousin who

has arranged for transportation to Bari. This woman is amazing and apparently

related to everyone. That's right, and if all goes according to plan, we will

back on the boat by nightfall. Which gives me enough time to prep with Adam

the merger meeting. And if I work through the night, I can still deliver

report to my boss in the morning. And for the record, I'm totally on board

that. Good.

Okay, so how do we find cousin number one?

I don't know, but she said his name is Andrea, he works on the main dock, and

his boat is blue.

Or red.

Can we use sarcasm yet? No time, we've got to find him. Call him. Oh, she said

he's old school, he doesn't have a phone. Why doesn't he have a cell phone?

I never really needed one.

I like to be present with the people in my presence.

I'm so glad you found us. Your cousin, Valentina, said that you could help us

get to the port of Taranto.

Valentina told you this? Yes.

Well, if it is right, I may be able to help you.

But only this stropping young man will help me.

He will do whatever you say.

Come on, you're mopping like a child. Mop like a man.

Didn't you say?

Come on.

I want to see your American teeth sparkling in that window.

Oh, Mr.

Fox.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, here, I can help you.

No, sorry.

I'm very superstitious.

It's very bad luck for a woman to touch the fish in that. Oh.

Good luck for you, because it's heavy.

We go back.

Okay.

Oh, careful.

Bravo.

Okay, do a little circle.

I said a little circle. Are you listening to me? I'm trying to do a

circle. Yes, you're not trying hard enough.

Let me do it.

You're pretty quiet there. Are you focusing on your dance moves or is there

something on your mind? A little of both.

Spill it. I don't think that's something you'd want your investors to hear.

Okay. Very good.

The feet up.

Nice. Looking good. I don't like the sound of that. What's going on?

I don't know. I mean, maybe something to do with the fact you asked my brother

to stop killing from getting back on the boat.

One, two, three.

Hey, she represents the competition.

This is business, it's not personal.

No, things like this happen. She shouldn't be punished for them.

I'm not punishing anyone, okay? I just find the situation serendipitous.

I think the word you're looking for is surreptitious.

Okay, that's a little unfair.

Wouldn't you rather win the deal fair and square?

Let's keep it down, shall we? Why?

I don't have anything to hide.

Do you?

One, two, three.

Look,

I wanted to help out because I feel bad for my brother and because you seem like

a really good guy.

Unless you change the way you're handling the situation, you're going to

yourself alone in this.

And I don't just mean me.

I mean Parker, too.

Do not take his goodness for granted.

Please.

Yeah,

I think I've been a little too thick, so I'm going to go lie down.

Never been better. Ah, I guess Dr. Volcano was right after all. She was.

I'm really glad I let her take a quack at me. Oh, dad jokes are back. I guess

you're feeling calm again?

Somehow that is exactly how you think you feel.

Now, can you cure my seasickness?

I wish I had some Dramamine for this drama ting out here.

Touche! I can't even be mad at you for that one.

Hey! Bella Donna.

Si. Your turn to drive.

Oh, is that not bad luck?

Why the opposite, actually.

You're going to drive?

Okay. Don't put your hands on the wheel.

Yeah? Yeah.

Just like driving a car.

I'm not feeling so calm now.

Hey, what's wrong? Is everything okay?

I almost forgot the most important thing.

The money.

Oh, yes, absolutely.

We have whatever it costs. We're happy to pay it.

Shouldn't we be paying you? Throw them in the water. This is a two -euro coin.

Shouldn't we be using, like, maybe a two -cent coin instead?

If you're generous to the sea, she will be generous back to you.

Toss them over your shoulder.

Three, two, one.

Bailey, today's gonna be a lucky one.

So what does the cousin look like? I don't know. She didn't say. She just

that there was going to be transportation waiting on the dock.

Mario. Wow, that really narrows it down.

Sorry, embargo on the sarcasm. What about his phone number? You got that in

phone? Yeah.

My phone is almost dead. Oh, no. Scratch that. It is dead.

It's fine. It's fine. She said he would be here. Okay.

Hi.

Look at this. Look at this. Look at this.

Look at this.

Hold on.

Miss Kelly, I apologize that I could not escort you myself, but Limoncello will

get you there safely.

Lead her at the dock in Bari to the woman at the gelato cart.

Buon viaggio, Mario.

This is not good.

This is not good. Why? Do I look dumb? I am terrified of motorcycles.

Good thing this is just a glorified scooter.

Parker, you don't understand. I am terrified of anything that only has two

wheels, okay? My childhood bike still has the training wheels on it. Hey,

I was born to ride this thing.

All you got to do is hold on tight.

You might look dumb.

I look dumb. Try not to eat any June bugs on the way.

There's a world that I want to show you.

So take my pen and find something.

We made it to Monopoly!

Should we check out Boardwalk or Park Place?

You know what? Just keep driving around and I'll send you straight to jail.

You got it!

is paused for celebration.

Si, senor.

Hello. Hello. So Mario said you would know what to do with limoncello, yeah?

I would love some gelato. Can I have some pistachio, please? And the lady

like... Oh, stracciatella.

Stracciatella, of course.

We did it.

You know what? Now that we're here, I feel a little sad.

Why? Well, we had quite the adventure.

Well, just because we're getting back on the boat doesn't mean the adventure has

to stop.

I like the sound of that.

Gelato. Oh, grazie mille.

Para ti. All right.

Salute. Salute.

That sounds like we've got to get back on the boat. Get on the boat. Get on the

boat. Yay!

We made it.

Happy birthday to you.

All right. I am going to go. I have to go get cleaned up. I'm going to go find

Emily and Adam. Yes.

Me too.

Well, no, just the cleaning up part. I've got to plug my phone in and get to

work, you know.

So you know what I think I'm going to do? I think at midnight I'm going to go

down to that 24 -hour pizza oven.

Mike, if you want to join me. I'm still going to be up, so.

You guys must make by for research.

Research, right.

Get out of here. I'll see you there. I'll see you there. All right.

Bye. I'll see you there. Bye.

See you later. Bye.

Kelly. Hi. I'm so glad you guys are back. Yeah. In fact, I heard you were

the hero and saved the day. No, no, no. It was a team effort. Yeah. Well, I

appreciate it. And I owe you an apology.

You do?

Yeah. I realize I shouldn't have asked Parker to purposely stall you from

getting back on the boat. It was wrong. It was selfish and opportunistic and,

frankly, unnecessary.

Shouldn't have put you or him in that position, and I... I'm sorry.

Well, I am so glad you told me.

Oh, me too. Big blowed off my chest, yeah. You know, it was Emily.

Emily actually is the one that stood up to me and said... Adam, you know what? I

gotta go.

Okay, but I'm... I'm sorry.

Good luck on your meeting tomorrow.

Okay. See you soon.

Yeah.

George, hi.

I'm so sorry I've been out of pocket. I can explain everything, and I promise

you I will have everything uploaded to the platform by 6 a .m. Save it, Kelly.

There's nothing more to explain.

They threatened to cancel our contract, so I brought in somebody else.

You're kidding me, right?

I wish I was.

They boarded the ship in Corfu, and their work has been really solid.

I'm going to have to let you go. Sorry, this came from the top.

George, I'm sorry, I'm confused. Do you mean let me go from this assignment or

from my...

I'm sorry, Kelly, but it's both.

Gotta go.

When can you talk?

Taking a break from work already?

Slacker. I just got fired, Parker.

They brought on someone else.

I am so sorry. Meet me at the Lido Lounge.

Hey, Kelly.

I'm sorry.

What happened?

Don't do that.

You know exactly what happened.

I'm in the dark.

You know what you're doing right now, Parker? It's not sarcasm. It's straight

-up dishonesty.

Okay, I know you're upset because you lost your job. I'm upset because you

I was on a deadline and you deliberately stalled me.

Okay. Adam told me.

Of course he did.

You're back.

Was that an act or was that real?

No, that was real.

Honest, promise.

And the passport, the forgotten passport. That's very convenient. Honest

mistake. Why would I put you in a cab to get you back on the boat if I was

trying to deliberately delay you? I don't know.

I don't know what to think, Parker. I just know that I keep... I keep

that dinner that we had together in Syracuse.

You asking me to stay because you're having such a good time getting to know

and I... I just, I feel so stupid.

Every word of that was true.

Yes, Adam asked me to delay you. I didn't listen to him. You could ask my

sister. I told her about it immediately.

Maybe you should have told me.

Good luck on your meeting tomorrow.

I hope it was worth it. Cut.

Cut. Tell me.

Oh, that is such a cute dress.

Permission to come aboard?

What's the password?

I don't know. I think it's something like I was wrong for being so short

-sighted about the Kelly situation.

I'm glad you have the guts to tell me and put me in my place. Did you make it

right? Well, I told her the truth and apologized.

I haven't seen Parker yet, but when I do, I plan on doing the same.

Password accepted.

Oh, sweet.

You should have a chance to see Parker soon. They told him to meet me here. Oh,

I can't wait to hear the adventures.

You know, I am...

so impressed with how you're able to be so honest with me i'm realizing there

aren't a lot of people in my life that are willing to do that maybe you should

rethink who's in your life there it is again it's you are just brutally honest

and i love it

hey

what did you say to her I was just telling Emily that I apologized for my

plan to have you delay her from getting on the boat. All right, and did you fail

to mention to her that I didn't follow through with it? I didn't know what was

happening. Both of your phones died, so I was kind of left in the dark. Whatever

you said to her got her very upset with me. More importantly, she got fired for

this. No. I am sorry.

I truly am. I let opportunity get in the way of honor and...

I regret even mentioning it.

Forgive me?

Of course. All right.

So what do we do now?

I don't know, Parker.

You're the head of operations and strategy.

You tell me.

Someday it's a cave in.

Feels like it's far from saving.

Ah, thank you, sir. Looks amazing. Thank you.

Care to share a slice?

Hey.

I didn't think I was going to see you again.

You promised pizza.

I did.

Yeah, it's not a margarita pizza.

More of a dirty martini girl anyway.

Was that a... It was.

Except you should have said pizza offering.

Oh, talk about missing the boat.

You know that I was telling the truth, right?

It would never have purposely kept you from getting back.

Yeah, I know.

I thought back to that moment in the cab.

I realized I saw the truth in your eyes.

Plus, you're such a baby about your back. There's no way you were faking

Right? Mm -hmm. I know. She just further proves my case.

I'm sorry you lost your job.

It's okay.

No, really, it's fine. I'm the one who chose to not get on that plane, and I

don't regret it.

You know, if they're going to fire you for making an honest mistake, you

meant to be there.

Those are wise words.

Who said that? Pretty sure it was me.

Plus, you know, I think it's going to motivate me to go out on my own.

I think I'd make a pretty decent independent consultant.

I'm pretty sure you would. Actually, I have some notes on your presentation if

you want me to help you close the deal. You say no more.

Here.

Where do you want to start?

Spreadsheets or projections?

Pizza.

I can't believe that you rented a medieval museum for this meeting.

Well, I know how to set a vibe, so let's just deliver now, huh? Well, you ready,

secret weapon? On your order, my liege.

Let me tell you, I want three.

One, two, three.

Let me tell you.

They don't.

It's an off -the -boat thing. You wouldn't understand.

Okay. All right, ladies and gentlemen, how about we get this party started and

grab some pastries?

Frank the Tank, I want you to try those croissants.

They're magnificent.

There's one last thing that I want to talk to you about, though. In this day

age, how difficult it is to discover that work -life balance. We are in a

culture that is obsessed with success.

We forget to take time with the people that we love.

Now, if you add Crandall Cruises to your portfolio, what you will be offering

millions of people all around the world is the chance to rediscover that

balance. Now, there's only one person who can say it more beautifully than I,

and that's this person right here. Kelly, please.

The floor is yours.

Thank you. Hi, everybody. I'm Kelly Coates. I was the woman who was hired to

due diligence for your team and then was subsequently fired for missing the

boat. I get that, but I want to tell you that in the time I tried to find

everything that was wrong about this company, I actually found everything

was right about it.

I spent the better part of the week with the top management at Crandall Cruise,

and I can tell you that this team is full of integrity and full of honor.

Now, they're not perfect.

All right, they make mistakes.

But when they do, they acknowledge those mistakes, and they do their best to

make it right for the customer. So if I was looking to acquire a company with

that type of culture, that type of tradition, I would gladly step aboard.

Thank you for your time. That was awesome. Thank you, Kelly.

Guys, this is your time for questions. If there are no questions, it's time to

bring out the old quill and ink.

You can sign.

I object.

I object.

You can't object. This isn't a courtroom.

Well, then I rescind my offer to sell.

Are you serious?

Yeah, just trust me.

I hope you have all enjoyed your week here on the Mediterranean.

courtesy of this fabulous cruise line.

But after careful consideration, I've changed my mind about the direction

sailing here.

You know, being on the water this past week has reminded me why I got into this

business in the first place, and that's to bring people together.

Greg and Judy know what I'm talking about. Anyway, so my partner and I, we

open to investment to expand our empire on the open sea.

But we will be retaining our controlling ownership in Crandall Cruises.

No further questions, Your Honor. Again, this is the courtroom.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

We left a lot of money on the table back there.

You having any stellar remorse?

Honestly, no.

I meant everything I said in there. Plus, I'm far too young to retire

I'm just glad you realize how good a team you have.

Parker is the best there is, of course. And I think hiring Kelly is going to

really increase your consumer experience.

Yeah, and now all I need to do is just hire a new partner for business

relations. I mean, I know someone looking for a job.

You have yourself a deal.

Oops.

Forgot to let go.

Oopsies.

We'll send him home to HR when we get back.

Better.

I am officially blown away.

I mean, I've never seen Adam beg anybody that hard to work for him. I mean, he

really impressed him.

Well, your glowing recommendation didn't hurt either.

So is it a little awkward that I'm sort of your boss now?

Technically, I'm just a consultant, so you're not my boss at all. That's true.

It's true.

Is it awkward that you have a crush on your consultant?

Technically, it's way more than a crush. You really can't call it that at all.

What would you call it?

A calculated list.