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Oh, you're cheating.
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I'm cheating.
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Yeah, you are.
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No,
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I can't have you messing me up right
now. No, no, no.
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I'm messing you up. Come on, you guys.
You don't even know how to play this
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shit. Oh, you do.
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You do not even know how to play your
own life. Oh, come on. I beat the first
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one. Look at this. Look at me.
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Leaping. What?
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Oh. You ain't got nothing.
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You don't even know. You ain't got
nothing.
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Come on. I don't know.
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Look, if you wait till the end, my
initials will come up on the high score.
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I'm already headed over to level 12
right now.
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What are you guys on? You're like on
nine.
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You're cheating.
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I'm not cheating.
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You cannot help that I'm a badass.
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You can't help it. I can't help it. I
can't help a lot of things that are
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awesome about, you know, my video game
skills because I'm black.
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Now watch this. Here we go. I came in
late. This is not fair.
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You don't even.
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Yeah, no.
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Let's pause this.
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Look. I came in late.
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No. Yeah, I came in late.
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So, I have an idea.
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How about we get another game going,
right?
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Set me up the same time that you guys
got set up.
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And then we'll see who makes it to level
15 first and wins the game.
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And we can put some, you know, some
steaks in.
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What do you think?
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You know what I mean? Like, I mean, if I
win, then the three of you girls should
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do the dishes and take out the trash.
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Do it anyway.
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I'll do it all.
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That's really lame.
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You're playing this fuck because you
think I do it anyway, but I'll do it.
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know, I'm a kid, fine, whatever.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Well, you guys know you're going to
lose, right? I'll do your part. How
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that? I'll do your part. Okay. If we
win, you have to go streaking in the
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lawn.
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Streaking in the front lawn? Yeah, you
have to go streaking in the front lawn.
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What's that about?
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What do you mean, what's that about?
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It means that we get you out of the
house and beat your ass at the game and
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get you out.
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Okay. Bare ass on the street.
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I'll humor you guys with that. I'm
excited.
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And, you know, after ten minutes, you
guys will be washing the dishes, and
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streaking will never happen.
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Yeah, we'll see about that. Make an ass
on the lawn in about ten minutes. Just
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watch.
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Okay.
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All right, here we go. And start.
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Hold on.
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What is that? What is that?
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Uh... Are you through?
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Oh, hold on. Are you gonna... No, I
got... No.
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I'm not pausing the game for you.
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There's no time for that. No, I... Like,
you're gonna literally, you're gonna
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play the game or not?
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No, let me... Hold on, I gotta make a
phone call real quick. What are you
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do?
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Oh, you know what? I gotta make a phone
call. Okay, okay. Okay, you know what I
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just realized?
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What? What?
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I don't, I don't think... Let's just,
okay.
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So...
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I remembered that it'll turn it on to
computer mode if you go to options.
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I'm going to turn this controller on to
computer mode right now. Watch.
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Press this and start playing.
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Let's go down to options.
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Oh, shit. Here we go. He's on computer
mode now.
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So when he plays, it'll be like he's not
really playing because the computer's
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playing. That's stupid.
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This is what happens when he messes
things up.
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Awesome. And we're going to kick his
ass.
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All right.
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You guys ready to get your asses handed
to you?
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We'll see.
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Okay. Hold on. Okay.
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You ready?
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Mm -hmm.
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Okay.
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All right. What the fuck is up with my
guy? What the hell happened? I thought
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you were going to panic my ass to me.
Whoa.
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You're not handing my ass to me right
now. Something's wrong with this fucking
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controller.
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Is this old? You guys gave me the old
controller and shit?
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No. It was fine. I just shot you. You're
dead.
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Well, what the fuck is wrong?
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Take off your shirt.
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It's almost like you're handing my ass
to me.
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For what?
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To do live.
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So I gotta take off something every
time?
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Yeah.
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Ten minutes from now, you guys are gonna
be doing the dishes.
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Cleaning up for me.
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I think you meant to say that you're
going to be naked in front of a lot of
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people.
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Our neighbors, Mr. Woo and Miss Woo, are
going to be, like, all about that shit,
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like, white on the right.
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All right. What the fucking hell?
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Kicking your ass again. Dude, you don't
even know.
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No, you guys did something. I didn't do
anything.
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You just are not good at it.
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Why are you?
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No.
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All right, it's the last time
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Why are you so bad at this game?
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I feel like a slave here. You're getting
your ass handed to you by Gordon. Fuck
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that shit going on.
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You don't know how to play.
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I beat the first one like fucking two
hours.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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I got the rocket launcher.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Alright, pause.
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Come on.
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Are you guys serious? I think you guys
cheated. I think that you just don't
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how to play video games.
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Do I really have to take these off? Yes.
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Oh my god, I can't believe it.
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Little friend, I mean very good friend.
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Oh my god. Go out.
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Why are you hiding it?
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Ben,
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this is fucking weird.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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It's like a pet iguana.
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No, this is definitely not small.
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I think you have... I was just kind of
nervous.
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I know, I see you shaking. You need to
calm down.
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You're going to be okay.
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You're going to be okay.
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No, guys, look.
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I don't think this is a good idea. I
know you're feeling really uncomfortable
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about this, so I'm probably going to cut
you some slack and just keep you in
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here.
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We'll keep it locked in the cage.
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Can I just put my clothes back on? No,
you cannot. The game is over, okay?
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Why would you want to hide this?
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Well, I mean, I know you guys.
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What are you staring at? I'm staring at
it. It's staring at me. I'm not staring
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at it.
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Can I see what it looks like hard?
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What do you mean?
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Can I get it hard for you?
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Are you serious?
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Yeah, I'm serious. I want to see it. I
don't know about that, guys. Let me see
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it. Please, please, please. I'm like,
I'm serious. No weirdness. Zero
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Quick, quick, quick. They don't even
care. Seriously. What are you going to
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I'm going to suck on it. I'm going to
get it hard. I want to see it. Really? I
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want to see it hard.
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Like, fucking.
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Okay, just a little bit. Just a little
bit. I promise.
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Just a little bit. Just a little bit. I
promise. It's okay.
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Okay.
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You cool?
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Yeah.
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I'm shaking.
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I'm nervous.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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I can't believe this is happening right
now.
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Hold on, guys. I'll call you back.
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I'm not, I'm not done right now.
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Oh my god.
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It's huge.
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It's the biggest thing I've ever seen.
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Look at the length on this fucking cock.
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You want me to keep looking on it?
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Um, yeah. I don't have to stop if you
don't want me to.
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I don't want you to stop.
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You don't want me to stop?
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You want to, right? Yes, you do.
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Oh, holy shit.
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Oh,
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yes.
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So big.
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I know. It's ridiculous.
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Yes.
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Yes. Oh, my God.
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Do I keep sucking on it?
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Are you serious? Yes, I'm serious!
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to me right now.
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It's so good.
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You want to try it? Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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It's so good.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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No,
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you don't want to let him fuck you. You
need to try that.
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Oh, my God.
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Really?
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So bad. Oh, my God.
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I'm kind of glad I lost. Yeah?
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Yeah, me too.
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You know what you should do?
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You should get me out of here.
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Oh,
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shit.
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Oh, no way.
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so good.
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That's hot.
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That's so hot. Oh, man. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh,
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shit.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, my God. Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh,
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shit.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm bouncing on it.
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That feels so good.
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feels so good.
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It's so good.
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Everything about it.
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Oh, my
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God. I'm going to fucking cum.
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Yeah? You're fucking howling on?
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Oh, yeah. Let's get stronger.
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Oh, my God.
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What a shot.
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Holy shit.
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Do I still have to streak
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Yes, you do.
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Really? I told you, a deal is a deal.
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What do you mean?
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You know what, actually, I don't know. I
think you'll make an exception.
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I think you will.
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