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Oh, you're cheating.

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I'm cheating.

3
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Yeah, you are.

4
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No,

5
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I can't have you messing me up right
now. No, no, no.

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I'm messing you up. Come on, you guys.
You don't even know how to play this

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shit. Oh, you do.

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You do not even know how to play your
own life. Oh, come on. I beat the first

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one. Look at this. Look at me.

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Leaping. What?

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Oh. You ain't got nothing.

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You don't even know. You ain't got
nothing.

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Come on. I don't know.

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Look, if you wait till the end, my
initials will come up on the high score.

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I'm already headed over to level 12
right now.

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What are you guys on? You're like on
nine.

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You're cheating.

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I'm not cheating.

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You cannot help that I'm a badass.

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You can't help it. I can't help it. I
can't help a lot of things that are

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awesome about, you know, my video game
skills because I'm black.

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Now watch this. Here we go. I came in
late. This is not fair.

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You don't even.

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Yeah, no.

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Let's pause this.

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Look. I came in late.

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No. Yeah, I came in late.

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So, I have an idea.

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How about we get another game going,
right?

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Set me up the same time that you guys
got set up.

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And then we'll see who makes it to level
15 first and wins the game.

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And we can put some, you know, some
steaks in.

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What do you think?

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You know what I mean? Like, I mean, if I
win, then the three of you girls should

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do the dishes and take out the trash.

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Do it anyway.

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I'll do it all.

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That's really lame.

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You're playing this fuck because you
think I do it anyway, but I'll do it.

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know, I'm a kid, fine, whatever.

41
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Yeah. Okay.

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Well, you guys know you're going to
lose, right? I'll do your part. How

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that? I'll do your part. Okay. If we
win, you have to go streaking in the

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lawn.

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Streaking in the front lawn? Yeah, you
have to go streaking in the front lawn.

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What's that about?

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What do you mean, what's that about?

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It means that we get you out of the
house and beat your ass at the game and

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get you out.

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Okay. Bare ass on the street.

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I'll humor you guys with that. I'm
excited.

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And, you know, after ten minutes, you
guys will be washing the dishes, and

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streaking will never happen.

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Yeah, we'll see about that. Make an ass
on the lawn in about ten minutes. Just

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watch.

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Okay.

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All right, here we go. And start.

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Hold on.

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What is that? What is that?

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Uh... Are you through?

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Oh, hold on. Are you gonna... No, I
got... No.

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I'm not pausing the game for you.

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There's no time for that. No, I... Like,
you're gonna literally, you're gonna

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play the game or not?

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No, let me... Hold on, I gotta make a
phone call real quick. What are you

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do?

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Oh, you know what? I gotta make a phone
call. Okay, okay. Okay, you know what I

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just realized?

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What? What?

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I don't, I don't think... Let's just,
okay.

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So...

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I remembered that it'll turn it on to
computer mode if you go to options.

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I'm going to turn this controller on to
computer mode right now. Watch.

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Press this and start playing.

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Let's go down to options.

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Oh, shit. Here we go. He's on computer
mode now.

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So when he plays, it'll be like he's not
really playing because the computer's

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playing. That's stupid.

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This is what happens when he messes
things up.

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Awesome. And we're going to kick his
ass.

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All right.

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You guys ready to get your asses handed
to you?

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We'll see.

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Okay. Hold on. Okay.

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You ready?

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Mm -hmm.

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Okay.

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All right. What the fuck is up with my
guy? What the hell happened? I thought

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you were going to panic my ass to me.
Whoa.

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You're not handing my ass to me right
now. Something's wrong with this fucking

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controller.

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Is this old? You guys gave me the old
controller and shit?

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No. It was fine. I just shot you. You're
dead.

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Well, what the fuck is wrong?

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Take off your shirt.

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It's almost like you're handing my ass
to me.

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For what?

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To do live.

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So I gotta take off something every
time?

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Yeah.

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Ten minutes from now, you guys are gonna
be doing the dishes.

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Cleaning up for me.

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I think you meant to say that you're
going to be naked in front of a lot of

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people.

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Our neighbors, Mr. Woo and Miss Woo, are
going to be, like, all about that shit,

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like, white on the right.

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All right. What the fucking hell?

108
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Kicking your ass again. Dude, you don't
even know.

109
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No, you guys did something. I didn't do
anything.

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You just are not good at it.

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Why are you?

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No.

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All right, it's the last time

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Why are you so bad at this game?

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I feel like a slave here. You're getting
your ass handed to you by Gordon. Fuck

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that shit going on.

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You don't know how to play.

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I beat the first one like fucking two
hours.

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Hold on, hold on, hold on.

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I got the rocket launcher.

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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Alright, pause.

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Come on.

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Are you guys serious? I think you guys
cheated. I think that you just don't

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how to play video games.

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Do I really have to take these off? Yes.

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Oh my god, I can't believe it.

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Little friend, I mean very good friend.

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Oh my god. Go out.

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Why are you hiding it?

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Ben,

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this is fucking weird.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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It's like a pet iguana.

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No, this is definitely not small.

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I think you have... I was just kind of
nervous.

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I know, I see you shaking. You need to
calm down.

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You're going to be okay.

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You're going to be okay.

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No, guys, look.

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I don't think this is a good idea. I
know you're feeling really uncomfortable

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about this, so I'm probably going to cut
you some slack and just keep you in

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here.

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We'll keep it locked in the cage.

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Can I just put my clothes back on? No,
you cannot. The game is over, okay?

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Why would you want to hide this?

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Well, I mean, I know you guys.

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What are you staring at? I'm staring at
it. It's staring at me. I'm not staring

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at it.

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Can I see what it looks like hard?

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What do you mean?

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Can I get it hard for you?

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Are you serious?

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Yeah, I'm serious. I want to see it. I
don't know about that, guys. Let me see

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it. Please, please, please. I'm like,
I'm serious. No weirdness. Zero

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Quick, quick, quick. They don't even
care. Seriously. What are you going to

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I'm going to suck on it. I'm going to
get it hard. I want to see it. Really? I

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want to see it hard.

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Like, fucking.

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Okay, just a little bit. Just a little
bit. I promise.

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Just a little bit. Just a little bit. I
promise. It's okay.

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Okay.

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You cool?

165
00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:06,480
Yeah.

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I'm shaking.

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I'm nervous.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, my God.

170
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I can't believe this is happening right
now.

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Hold on, guys. I'll call you back.

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I'm not, I'm not done right now.

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Oh my god.

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00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:03,710
It's huge.

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00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:05,970
It's the biggest thing I've ever seen.

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00:10:07,290 --> 00:10:13,890
Look at the length on this fucking cock.

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You want me to keep looking on it?

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00:10:17,190 --> 00:10:20,750
Um, yeah. I don't have to stop if you
don't want me to.

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I don't want you to stop.

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00:10:22,930 --> 00:10:23,930
You don't want me to stop?

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You want to, right? Yes, you do.

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00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:35,590
Oh, holy shit.

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00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:38,290
Oh,

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yes.

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So big.

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I know. It's ridiculous.

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Yes.

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Yes. Oh, my God.

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Do I keep sucking on it?

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00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,340
Are you serious? Yes, I'm serious!

191
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:54,520
to me right now.

192
00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:18,450
It's so good.

193
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,350
You want to try it? Yes.

194
00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:21,850
Oh, my God.

195
00:14:22,370 --> 00:14:23,370
It's so good.

196
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,450
Oh, shit.

197
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:28,410
Oh, my God.

198
00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:31,230
No,

199
00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:35,270
you don't want to let him fuck you. You
need to try that.

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00:14:36,170 --> 00:14:37,170
Oh, my God.

201
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:38,510
Really?

202
00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:25,610
So bad. Oh, my God.

203
00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:28,810
I'm kind of glad I lost. Yeah?

204
00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:30,610
Yeah, me too.

205
00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:37,510
You know what you should do?

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You should get me out of here.

207
00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:42,290
Oh,

208
00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:44,630
shit.

209
00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:46,870
Oh, no way.

210
00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:28,660
so good.

211
00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:09,829
That's hot.

212
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:13,290
That's so hot. Oh, man. Oh, my God.

213
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:14,550
Oh, my God. Oh,

214
00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:18,250
shit.

215
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:25,290
Oh,

216
00:17:26,109 --> 00:17:27,369
yeah.

217
00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:30,690
Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

218
00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:32,150
Oh, shit.

219
00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:33,470
Oh,

220
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:36,690
shit.

221
00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:48,520
Oh, my God.

222
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,400
I'm bouncing on it.

223
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:28,260
That feels so good.

224
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,020
feels so good.

225
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:51,640
It's so good.

226
00:24:02,470 --> 00:24:03,570
Everything about it.

227
00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:09,950
Oh, my

228
00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:12,830
God. I'm going to fucking cum.

229
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,850
Yeah? You're fucking howling on?

230
00:24:16,130 --> 00:24:17,490
Oh, yeah. Let's get stronger.

231
00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:27,290
Oh, my God.

232
00:24:27,470 --> 00:24:28,470
What a shot.

233
00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:29,810
Holy shit.

234
00:24:58,820 --> 00:25:00,780
Do I still have to streak

235
00:25:01,889 --> 00:25:02,910
Yes, you do.

236
00:25:03,890 --> 00:25:06,610
Really? I told you, a deal is a deal.

237
00:25:07,050 --> 00:25:08,050
What do you mean?

238
00:25:08,370 --> 00:25:10,750
You know what, actually, I don't know. I
think you'll make an exception.

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00:25:11,230 --> 00:25:12,230
I think you will.