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There it is!
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Yeah, and if you wanna
bring one foot forward,
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into a lunge and a half-moon crescent,
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and then come down,
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yeah, for a boat pose.
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Can we all be brave adults,
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and just admit that
babies don't need yoga?
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Ohhhhh! Yeah.
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Well...
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Okay, we can move on to something else.
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Yeah, who's got a new topic?
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- I'm incontinent.
- I'm pregnant.
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- No!
- Anne!
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Congratulations, Anne!
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Sheila, if you don't mind,
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we'll revisit your incontinence
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after we've talked
about Anne's good news.
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Sure.
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So when are you due?
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Uh, lookin' like late May.
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Oooh, late May.
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- Yikes.
- What?! What is it?
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Well, are you worried
about a Taurus baby?
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No Alicia,
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I'm actually not worried
about a Taurus baby,
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I am worried about ten
million other things,
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like who the hell is gonna take care
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of all of these tiny humans
I've decided to create.
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Oh, sounds messy.
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Anne, it sounds like you're
gonna need some extra help.
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Have you thought about hiring a nanny?
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Yeah well, haven't we all considered
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hiring a nanny?!
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Pretty luxurious, though.
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Yeah, as soon as I
start making some green,
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you know I'm hiring a nanny.
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Little tip though,
don't hire your mother.
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It gets very personal, very quickly.
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Ian's our nanny.
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And I'm pretty sure he's
doing nothing with our kid.
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You try talking to him?
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No...
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He's a writer, so he's
better with his words than me.
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You wanna out talk Ian?
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Next time that he gives you any trouble,
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you just attack him
with some "I" language.
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So basically, you phrase
everything in terms
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of how it's affecting
you, all while smiling,
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with soft eyes,
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even when you're insulting him.
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What do you mean?
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Here we go.
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Ahem.
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How do you not know what I mean?
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I feel like I am being very clear.
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I'm worried that you
may be a slow person.
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- That'll work.
- I don't think that'll work.
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You can follow it up
with a blow job if you...
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are concerned.
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- Depending on your time you know.
- Yeah.
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Reptiles need to use very little
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of the energy that
they generate themselves
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- to warm their bodies.
- I know!
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In fact, they use around a tenth.
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Mom, you have to change the diaper pail,
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and can you put some
food in Olly's bowl?
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You know there's trash cans, right?!
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This place is a mess!
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- Hello?!
- What?
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Are you guys even planning
on leaving the house today?
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And what are you watching?!
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You know Kate, it's a little early
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for your judgmental commentary. Right?
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Wait, what are you doing with that?
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What does it look like I'm doing?
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I'm preparing to feed your son.
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Or would you prefer he starve?!
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There was no lid on that, Mom,
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it's probably been
sitting out all night,
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you can't feed him that!
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Sorry, didn't notice.
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Is it not too much to ask
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that you just tidy up the house,
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feed the dog, not poison my son?
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You know what, Kate?
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I'm doing my best!
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- Are you?
- Yes!
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All right, well...
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- Then, my bad.
- Okay.
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I'll just throw this stuff away,
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and I'll see you at lunch.
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Somewhere with a nice fresh fish.
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- Fresh fish?
- Yes, please.
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Yeah.
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I'm telling you, she's tough.
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Nothing I can't handle.
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And who the hell is this?
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I get it, I was a little girl once too.
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Pfft. I doubt you were ever little!
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Hell, I doubt you were ever even a girl.
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- What is your problem?!
- Alice!
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Next!
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I think you just need
some extra attention Alice,
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someone to keep their eyes on 'ya.
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You can keep your eyes on me.
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You live around here?
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- It's about a 20 minute drive.
- Really?
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Okay, so this was a mistake, you can go.
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Thank you!
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I'm sorry, but what part of stand up
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didn't you understand, Alice?
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You should be sorry...
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That you thought you
could pull off that shirt.
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You look like a dental hygienist.
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- What does that even mean...
- I've got this.
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I get it.
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You think you're hot.
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Well, let me tell you something.
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You're just an average little girl,
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who's actually really boring.
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Now stand up,
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or I'll call the boy that you like,
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and tell him you smell like headgear.
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That's what I thought.
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Now go to your room
and do your homework,
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so you don't end up
as boring as you look.
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The only way to combat "mean girl,"
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is with "mean girl."
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It's a transition, but she'll get there.
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Wow.
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You're hired.
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Uh, could you not do that in here?
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Oh, uh...
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Yeah, I just thought it was better
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than doing it in the kitchen.
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Hmm. Uh, so...
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What are you two doing today?
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We are gonna go see a 35mm screening
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of "Tremors" at the Royal.
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I think Zoe's gonna like the snakes.
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- Uh, snakes?!
- Yeah!
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They're basically ground monsters,
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that's totally inappropriate for a baby!
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Isn't that your favorite movie?
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But I'm not a baby.
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Yeah, well...
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I just feel like you don't
really trust me with her.
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No!
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I do.
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It's just that I feel
like I would like to know
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that you guys are going to safe places,
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that way I wouldn't have to worry
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about I's baby...
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having nightmares...
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What?
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- Are you having a stroke?
- No.
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I'm just-I'm jealous, okay?
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Oh.
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You guys get to bond all
day, while I'm stuck at work.
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Right, I'm not buying it.
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You're pumped to go to work.
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It's weird. Do you even miss us?
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Yes!
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I-I think about you guys all the time.
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Oh.
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What, you don't wanna kiss me?
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- Are you wearing new perfume?
- I don't know.
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I guess. Um, I should go.
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Oh, okay. Okay.
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I know...
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Yeah, yeah.
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Mommy's here, hey?
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Hi! Hi.
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Oh, I'm so glad he's
awake and seeing me,
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you know, middle of the day.
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I know, I'm surprised he's not sleeping,
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we had a big morning, didn't we?
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Yeah? What'd you guys do?
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Oh! You know...
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Well, he keeps me very busy, Kate.
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Mmm...
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Here's a taste of our
Cabernet by the glass.
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Thank you.
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Hi!
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Mom?
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Yeah, I don't know.
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- Um, did you not like it?
- Shhh!
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Okay...
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Mom, you do realize we don't disappear
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when you cover your eyes?
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Oh, I don't like it!
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Okay, she doesn't like
it, so could you please...
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- Take it away!
- Yes please, thank you.
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The coast is clear.
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Oh my goodness, well, my
appetite is completely ruined.
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That wasn't very nice,
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I mean, she didn't make the wine,
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why punish her, you know?
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Kate please, don't
discipline me, not today.
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Why are you never on my side?
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I am on your side... I don't know her,
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I don't care about her,
I mean, she seems nice,
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but I don't know her story.
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I just-it just felt a
little nasty, you know?
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- Your tone is nasty.
- Oh boy.
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Your eyes are harsh and
your discipline relentless.
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Okay, Mom, uh...
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This isn't working out,
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I-I know, I'm trying to stay open here,
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and I know you're doing us a favor...
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What are you saying?
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Are you dismissing me?
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You would do that to your mother?!
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I don't know how to do this, okay?
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I just think it would be
better for our relationship,
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you know, if maybe you didn't watch...
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Charlie anymore.
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I think maybe I'd feel better, safer...
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- Safer?!
- Not safer.
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- Like, just...
- Do not say another word.
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I'll pack my bags.
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What bags, Mom?
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You don't actually live with us.
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And it's actually not that simple.
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I was hoping you could
stick around for a little bit
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while we find another nanny.
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A couple weeks, a couple days...
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A couple weeks.
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Well, however I can be of
service to you, my dear.
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I shall stay...
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until you find someone...
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uh, more suitable.
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Thank you.
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I'm sick of the way you treat me!
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You've been drinking too much tonight.
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- You have!
- Okay, why are you coming up here?!
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- You told me to leave!
- I did not!
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- Stop it!
- Get out of the elevator!
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Goodbye! Get out of my face!
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- Why are you so aggressive?
- Get out!
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- Jesus!
- Did I scare you?
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I just wanted to hand off the monitor.
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- Jayme's sleeping.
- Mhmm...
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- You don't scare me.
- Cool.
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I'm gonna go pick up Alice from school.
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Cool.
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Wait, isn't it early?
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Well, I thought I'd stop at the store,
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and pick up some fruits
and veggies first.
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There aren't any here
for after school snacks.
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Huh, I could've sworn I saw
an apple around here somewhere.
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I only found chips, and
other processed things.
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Yeah, we must've blown
through all that healthy stuff
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- on the weekend.
- Hmm.
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Anything I can grab
at the store for you?
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Um, how about a couple of carrots
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and celery, and...
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Ack-cees... berries?
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Acai.
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Yeah, you know what, it's Lionel.
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That eats all that crap.
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- I totally get it.
- Mhmm, thanks.
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This is a really big help.
265
00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:25,068
It's so hard to keep
this place stocked up.
266
00:09:25,093 --> 00:09:26,560
- 'Kay. 'Kay.
- Mhmm.
267
00:09:26,585 --> 00:09:27,901
- See you lates!
- Late... S.
268
00:09:42,425 --> 00:09:44,760
Uh hey, you have a minute?
269
00:09:44,794 --> 00:09:47,927
Uh. For you, of course.
270
00:09:48,435 --> 00:09:50,302
I've noticed a significant change...
271
00:09:50,337 --> 00:09:51,804
in your behavior,
272
00:09:51,838 --> 00:09:53,405
you've really been going
above and beyond lately.
273
00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:54,940
I mean, you've turned
your work in early,
274
00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:56,642
you've stayed late
every night this week.
275
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So...
276
00:09:58,445 --> 00:10:00,212
You're happy with me?
277
00:10:00,247 --> 00:10:01,814
Uh, yeah.
278
00:10:01,848 --> 00:10:04,483
Knowing that I have your support...
279
00:10:04,518 --> 00:10:06,552
makes me feel like I can do anything.
280
00:10:08,088 --> 00:10:09,288
I'm pretty sure my productivity
281
00:10:09,322 --> 00:10:10,789
is at an all time high.
282
00:10:10,824 --> 00:10:12,291
It's worth mentioning.
283
00:10:12,325 --> 00:10:13,580
Anyway, um,
284
00:10:13,605 --> 00:10:17,630
I was hoping if you had
time after work today,
285
00:10:17,664 --> 00:10:20,366
y-you'd want to have a little...
286
00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,834
Jenny!
287
00:10:21,868 --> 00:10:23,602
- Ian!
- Hey, baby.
288
00:10:23,637 --> 00:10:24,915
Hi...
289
00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:28,674
We wanted to stop by, see you in action.
290
00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:30,609
She said she wanted to see
her bad ass mommy at work.
291
00:10:30,644 --> 00:10:32,041
Awwww!
292
00:10:33,338 --> 00:10:35,322
Hi, I'm Ian.
293
00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:37,983
Jenny's husband.
294
00:10:38,018 --> 00:10:39,518
Oh! Yeah, yeah, hi.
295
00:10:39,553 --> 00:10:40,875
I'm Marvin, her department
manager, nice to meet you.
296
00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:42,555
Marvin the manager.
297
00:10:42,589 --> 00:10:44,823
- That's funny, I like that.
- Okay, honey, um...
298
00:10:44,858 --> 00:10:46,959
This is such a nice surprise, but...
299
00:10:46,993 --> 00:10:48,961
isn't it almost her nap time?
300
00:10:48,995 --> 00:10:51,797
Uh you know, she's pretty lax
about her schedule, actually.
301
00:10:51,831 --> 00:10:54,033
Hey, I was thinking the three
of us could grab some lunch.
302
00:10:54,067 --> 00:10:55,434
Ian, it's almost four.
303
00:10:55,468 --> 00:10:56,869
Crap, okay, uh...
304
00:10:56,903 --> 00:10:58,637
Coffee? She could use a coffee.
305
00:10:58,672 --> 00:11:00,673
Uh, I should uh... I
should really dive back in,
306
00:11:00,707 --> 00:11:01,974
it was really nice to meet you, Ian.
307
00:11:02,008 --> 00:11:03,442
- You too...
- Bye.
308
00:11:03,476 --> 00:11:04,944
- Marvin the manager.
- Okay.
309
00:11:04,978 --> 00:11:06,378
That is not funny.
310
00:11:06,413 --> 00:11:08,881
Oh, come on, that's funny!
311
00:11:08,915 --> 00:11:11,617
As a writer, I can confirm
that that is very funny.
312
00:11:11,651 --> 00:11:14,553
Look, I am serious here,
this is my place of business.
313
00:11:14,588 --> 00:11:16,822
All right, it just feels
like you're kinda you know,
314
00:11:16,856 --> 00:11:18,791
- maybe hiding something.
- No!
315
00:11:18,825 --> 00:11:21,527
I'm just trying to be professional here,
316
00:11:21,561 --> 00:11:24,022
and it's hard to do that
when you two show up.
317
00:11:24,047 --> 00:11:25,364
Okay.
318
00:11:25,398 --> 00:11:26,832
I'm sorry, I feel bad.
319
00:11:26,866 --> 00:11:28,534
We'll go. It's okay.
320
00:11:28,568 --> 00:11:29,835
Don't worry about it.
321
00:11:29,869 --> 00:11:31,503
See you at home.
322
00:11:34,207 --> 00:11:36,046
That counts as your 15.
323
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:37,313
Okay!
324
00:11:37,867 --> 00:11:39,244
I read that she was actually sick
325
00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:40,713
on an elderly lady.
326
00:11:40,747 --> 00:11:42,214
She claims she had motion sickness.
327
00:11:42,248 --> 00:11:44,027
Code for mixing pills and booze.
328
00:11:44,052 --> 00:11:45,217
Probably.
329
00:11:45,251 --> 00:11:46,452
She's a bestselling author,
and a mother of four,
330
00:11:46,486 --> 00:11:47,953
how hard could it be?
331
00:11:47,988 --> 00:11:49,688
Someone tweeted a pic
of her roaming coach,
332
00:11:49,723 --> 00:11:51,390
talking to strangers...
333
00:11:51,424 --> 00:11:52,731
I smell an addict.
334
00:11:52,756 --> 00:11:54,393
It's not our job to judge, just fix it.
335
00:11:54,427 --> 00:11:55,961
Who's up for restoring her image?
336
00:11:55,996 --> 00:11:58,030
Oh, I can handle this.
337
00:11:58,316 --> 00:11:59,950
I can handle this too.
338
00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:01,485
How about both of you work on it?
339
00:12:01,518 --> 00:12:04,087
I really don't need any help,
pretty straightforward job.
340
00:12:04,121 --> 00:12:06,589
Oh, sorry to interrupt, um, Kate?
341
00:12:06,624 --> 00:12:08,124
You have a phone call.
342
00:12:08,158 --> 00:12:09,359
Oh, uh, take a message.
343
00:12:09,393 --> 00:12:11,327
Actually, it's your mum.
344
00:12:11,362 --> 00:12:12,996
Take a message please, Rosie.
345
00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:15,198
She was bit by your dog.
346
00:12:18,068 --> 00:12:19,869
Oh, wow.
347
00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:22,305
Looks like your afternoon
just got busy, Kate.
348
00:12:22,339 --> 00:12:23,806
Don't worry about it,
349
00:12:23,841 --> 00:12:25,008
take care of your mom.
350
00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:26,876
I got this.
351
00:12:29,146 --> 00:12:30,341
Let's go.
352
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,748
- Hi.
- Kate.
353
00:12:41,773 --> 00:12:43,434
Oh my god, Mom, are you okay?
354
00:12:43,468 --> 00:12:47,137
Well, I am now, thanks
to this wonderful doctor.
355
00:12:47,172 --> 00:12:49,440
You know, he and his wife
are having a little baby too.
356
00:12:49,474 --> 00:12:50,941
A little girl.
357
00:12:50,975 --> 00:12:53,856
Kate wants a little girl,
but she's just so busy.
358
00:12:53,881 --> 00:12:55,479
Okay.
359
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,414
Congrats on your baby, is my mom okay?
360
00:12:57,449 --> 00:12:58,882
Yeah, she will be fine.
361
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:00,384
The dog did break the skin,
362
00:13:00,418 --> 00:13:01,885
so I provided her with a tetanus shot...
363
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,146
and a band-aid.
364
00:13:03,246 --> 00:13:05,648
And I'll take some of
that pain medication.
365
00:13:06,029 --> 00:13:08,517
Well good, yeah, whatever
gets her through it.
366
00:13:08,974 --> 00:13:10,941
Eleanor, that must've been really scary.
367
00:13:10,976 --> 00:13:12,209
It was, Nathan.
368
00:13:12,244 --> 00:13:13,778
It was very scary.
369
00:13:13,813 --> 00:13:15,613
I thought, well, if this is it,
370
00:13:15,648 --> 00:13:18,283
I can at least protect
the baby on my way out.
371
00:13:18,317 --> 00:13:19,951
I love him so dearly.
372
00:13:22,106 --> 00:13:24,389
Uh Mom, I'm so sorry about earlier,
373
00:13:24,423 --> 00:13:26,091
please stay on with us.
374
00:13:27,404 --> 00:13:29,810
It's so good for Charlie to
be around his grandmother.
375
00:13:29,873 --> 00:13:31,302
You know I hate that word.
376
00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:33,310
Well, until you can
think of an alternative.
377
00:13:33,343 --> 00:13:36,245
You know, Kate, I don't know
why you love that dog so much.
378
00:13:36,279 --> 00:13:39,014
Sometimes I think you have
more intimacy with that dog
379
00:13:39,049 --> 00:13:41,216
than you do with your own husband.
380
00:13:43,848 --> 00:13:45,387
Okay, we're all done here.
381
00:13:45,422 --> 00:13:47,022
Try to take it easy
the next couple days.
382
00:13:47,057 --> 00:13:48,457
Call me if you have any complications.
383
00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:50,574
- All right.
- Thank you.
384
00:13:50,653 --> 00:13:53,239
You know, Mom, Nathan loves Olly too.
385
00:13:53,923 --> 00:13:55,524
- Nathan?
- Hmm?
386
00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:57,025
- Oh, I...
- The dog!
387
00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:58,960
- Yeah, I mean...
- I do love Olly.
388
00:13:58,995 --> 00:14:00,730
- It's just...
- You see? You see that?
389
00:14:00,755 --> 00:14:02,856
See what?! It's just what, Nathan?!
390
00:14:02,891 --> 00:14:04,491
Well, it's just that he's a biter now,
391
00:14:04,526 --> 00:14:06,961
and I don't think there's
any coming back from that.
392
00:14:06,995 --> 00:14:09,063
Well, he was just being protective,
393
00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:10,564
you know, and-and...
394
00:14:10,598 --> 00:14:12,066
And Mom, are you sure
you weren't asking for it,
395
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,534
maybe just a little bit?
396
00:14:13,568 --> 00:14:15,035
You know, you can do some...
397
00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:16,370
dramatic hand gestures that
might trigger something,
398
00:14:16,404 --> 00:14:18,939
or you do a whispery voice
that puts some people on edge,
399
00:14:18,974 --> 00:14:21,408
- I'm just saying.
- Kate, come on.
400
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,910
I'm saying, her skin is
basically tissue paper,
401
00:14:22,944 --> 00:14:25,102
I've seen her cut it on a spoon!
402
00:14:25,134 --> 00:14:26,768
Can we please do this some other time?!
403
00:14:26,803 --> 00:14:28,337
We both have to get back to work.
404
00:14:28,371 --> 00:14:30,005
Well, I guess you're right, Kate.
405
00:14:30,039 --> 00:14:32,774
I will just have to be
more vigilant, that's all.
406
00:14:35,879 --> 00:14:37,112
Oh...
407
00:14:46,591 --> 00:14:48,155
Mmm! Mmm!
408
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,090
Hey babe, I am lovin' all
the stuff the new nanny got.
409
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:52,614
It's so good, I'm feeling great!
410
00:14:52,748 --> 00:14:53,948
It's about time we
cleaned this house out.
411
00:14:53,983 --> 00:14:56,117
Yeah, totally.
412
00:14:56,527 --> 00:14:58,011
- What the hell?
- What?
413
00:14:58,036 --> 00:14:59,428
Where's my ice cream?!
414
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,930
I threw it out.
415
00:15:00,964 --> 00:15:02,431
- Oh!
- You told me earlier
416
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,666
that you'd like some
changes around here.
417
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:05,066
So I took initiative.
418
00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:06,590
- So great too! Okay.
- Lionel!
419
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:08,092
I just need you to clear things with me
420
00:15:08,126 --> 00:15:10,742
before you go and throw out a
bunch of perfectly good food,
421
00:15:10,797 --> 00:15:12,430
'cause people are starving...
422
00:15:12,464 --> 00:15:13,797
All over the world.
423
00:15:13,822 --> 00:15:15,055
I personally think the world
would be a whole lot better
424
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,293
without things like ice cream.
425
00:15:17,769 --> 00:15:20,155
You think the world would
be better without ice cream?
426
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,914
It's basically poison.
427
00:15:21,939 --> 00:15:23,940
Well, I basically need it right now!
428
00:15:23,975 --> 00:15:26,182
- No, you don't.
- I mean, you really don't.
429
00:15:26,207 --> 00:15:27,478
Yes, I do!
430
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:29,145
What you need is discipline, Anne.
431
00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,981
Look at you, you're "skinny-fat".
432
00:15:31,015 --> 00:15:32,616
You need to cut the junk,
433
00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:34,317
and add in some exercise.
434
00:15:34,352 --> 00:15:35,697
What the fuck?!
435
00:15:35,721 --> 00:15:37,532
Look, I'm not trying to be harsh here.
436
00:15:37,557 --> 00:15:39,357
I think you're a really cool mom.
437
00:15:39,391 --> 00:15:42,532
I just feel like you've
been sending me signals.
438
00:15:43,403 --> 00:15:45,697
Like, "help me" signals.
439
00:15:45,731 --> 00:15:47,565
With your eyes.
440
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,067
I've always been able to identify
441
00:15:49,101 --> 00:15:50,769
the darkness in others.
442
00:15:50,803 --> 00:15:52,470
I don't want to sound weird
but you could say I'm like,
443
00:15:52,505 --> 00:15:54,687
a second degree wiccan.
444
00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:57,591
You know, I've always sensed
the darkness in her myself.
445
00:15:57,626 --> 00:15:59,427
Shut up, Lionel!
446
00:15:59,461 --> 00:16:00,895
Sorry.
447
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,729
Um, Alice?
448
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:06,048
What have I said about dumping
your stuff around the house?
449
00:16:06,154 --> 00:16:08,255
- Not to?
- That's right.
450
00:16:08,289 --> 00:16:10,924
Because that's what homeless people do.
451
00:16:10,949 --> 00:16:12,478
Do you have a home?
452
00:16:12,478 --> 00:16:15,070
A really nice home that your
mom and dad provide for you?
453
00:16:15,095 --> 00:16:17,029
- Yes...
- Well then,
454
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,864
go pick up your things
and clean your room,
455
00:16:18,899 --> 00:16:21,100
so you're less gross. Got it?
456
00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:24,069
Got it.
457
00:16:24,104 --> 00:16:26,272
Cool, thanks.
458
00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:30,409
She's great.
459
00:16:30,443 --> 00:16:32,144
- Lionel!
- She's great!
460
00:16:33,173 --> 00:16:34,674
Can you just...
461
00:16:38,696 --> 00:16:40,129
Hey!
462
00:16:42,986 --> 00:16:45,087
Another late night, huh?
463
00:16:45,121 --> 00:16:47,222
I had work to do.
464
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,624
Have you eaten yet?
465
00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:50,125
Yeah.
466
00:16:50,159 --> 00:16:51,994
I made us meatloaf.
467
00:16:52,028 --> 00:16:53,747
Oh, that sounds good!
468
00:16:54,631 --> 00:16:55,944
Where is it?
469
00:16:56,466 --> 00:16:58,266
Well Jenny, I uh, ate it.
470
00:16:59,362 --> 00:17:01,931
I was waiting, but you
were taking so long,
471
00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:04,166
and yeah, it was really good.
472
00:17:05,702 --> 00:17:08,137
You ate an entire meatloaf?
473
00:17:08,171 --> 00:17:11,024
- Don't do that!
- What?
474
00:17:11,049 --> 00:17:12,850
Don't humiliate me!
475
00:17:12,884 --> 00:17:14,685
It's bad enough that
I gotta sit around here
476
00:17:14,719 --> 00:17:17,120
waiting for you, cooking, and cleaning.
477
00:17:17,155 --> 00:17:18,956
Hmm, you cleaned?
478
00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:20,181
Yeah!
479
00:17:20,197 --> 00:17:21,764
- So is she asleep?
- Yeah.
480
00:17:21,798 --> 00:17:23,832
I put her down at six.
481
00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:25,568
Hm, that seems early.
482
00:17:25,602 --> 00:17:27,570
Look, you can't just come
in here at crazy hours,
483
00:17:27,604 --> 00:17:29,469
and start criticizing me, Jenny!
484
00:17:29,494 --> 00:17:30,759
It's eight!
485
00:17:30,791 --> 00:17:33,697
Yeah well, I have been
working my ass off,
486
00:17:33,722 --> 00:17:36,562
and I just, I needed a little "me" time.
487
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,931
- I totally get it.
- Thank you.
488
00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:41,167
Did you get some writing done?
489
00:17:41,201 --> 00:17:43,002
Yeah. Of course.
490
00:17:43,036 --> 00:17:45,271
- Can I see it?
- You're unbelievable!
491
00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:47,006
I know what you're up to at work, okay?!
492
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,474
I'm not an idiot, Jen!
493
00:17:48,509 --> 00:17:50,810
Okay, this seems a little paranoid. I...
494
00:17:50,844 --> 00:17:53,613
Just-just... Don't look at me,
495
00:17:53,647 --> 00:17:55,781
you're giving me dragon eyes.
496
00:17:55,816 --> 00:17:57,683
- Dragon eyes?
- Yes.
497
00:17:57,718 --> 00:17:59,046
The dragon eyes,
498
00:17:59,071 --> 00:18:00,972
it's something that I've
introduced into my screenplay.
499
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,664
You'd know if you asked once in a while!
500
00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:05,554
Seriously? Ian, I just did!
501
00:18:05,579 --> 00:18:06,935
Ian!
502
00:18:09,682 --> 00:18:11,315
Ohhhh...
503
00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:32,090
_
504
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,583
_
505
00:18:36,151 --> 00:18:37,584
Hmm!
506
00:18:39,245 --> 00:18:40,712
♪ Oh this is trouble ♪
507
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:42,380
♪ somethin' been puzzling me ♪
508
00:18:42,415 --> 00:18:44,249
♪ everybody lay low ♪
509
00:18:45,162 --> 00:18:46,550
Come on!
510
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:47,985
_
511
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,722
♪ Time for you to talk some truth ♪
512
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,291
♪ yeah, you've got...
(Explaining to do) ♪
513
00:18:54,326 --> 00:18:55,793
♪ (Explaining to do) ♪
514
00:18:55,827 --> 00:18:57,628
♪ Oh, you've got...
(Explaining to do) ♪
515
00:18:57,662 --> 00:18:59,096
♪ (Explaining to do) ♪
516
00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:01,131
♪ Yeah, you've got...
(Explaining to do) ♪
517
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,633
♪ (Explaining to do) ♪
518
00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,574
_
519
00:19:10,575 --> 00:19:13,310
♪ Baby, I'm a bit confused ♪
520
00:19:17,215 --> 00:19:19,643
_
521
00:19:22,485 --> 00:19:24,485
_
522
00:19:33,859 --> 00:19:35,527
- Hi, Mom!
- Kate.
523
00:19:37,062 --> 00:19:38,897
It's so clean in here!
524
00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:40,732
Well, I thought you
might like to come home
525
00:19:40,766 --> 00:19:42,467
to that for a change.
526
00:19:42,501 --> 00:19:44,068
What's that I'm smelling?
527
00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:45,303
Can't you guess?
528
00:19:45,337 --> 00:19:47,972
- Did you make spaghetti?
- Oh!
529
00:19:48,007 --> 00:19:49,974
You just sounded like when
you were a little girl.
530
00:19:50,009 --> 00:19:51,476
Mm! Hot!
531
00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:53,378
- Let me do that.
- Mmm!
532
00:19:53,412 --> 00:19:56,214
Let me help you just slow down for once.
533
00:19:56,248 --> 00:19:58,483
Mmm, oh, you don't have to do all that!
534
00:20:00,419 --> 00:20:02,554
I like doing things for you.
535
00:20:02,588 --> 00:20:04,088
Mmm!
536
00:20:05,824 --> 00:20:08,275
- This is nice.
- Yeah!
537
00:20:09,795 --> 00:20:12,664
Is uh, Charlie's down?
538
00:20:12,698 --> 00:20:15,633
- Right on schedule.
- Mhm.
539
00:20:15,668 --> 00:20:17,635
- Nathan?
- Not home yet.
540
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:19,137
Hmm.
541
00:20:26,178 --> 00:20:28,146
Where's Olly?
542
00:20:31,216 --> 00:20:32,659
- Mom, where's Olly?!
- Hmm?
543
00:20:32,684 --> 00:20:34,218
My dog?
544
00:20:34,253 --> 00:20:35,687
I put him out.
545
00:20:35,721 --> 00:20:37,789
Uh, what does that mean?
546
00:20:37,823 --> 00:20:39,490
He's outside now.
547
00:20:39,525 --> 00:20:41,359
Well, he's not an outside dog!
548
00:20:41,393 --> 00:20:43,828
Kate, all dogs are outside dogs.
549
00:20:43,862 --> 00:20:45,330
He doesn't know that!
550
00:20:45,364 --> 00:20:46,564
Well, if I can't leave
him in the garage,
551
00:20:46,599 --> 00:20:48,132
and I can't tie to him a tree,
552
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:50,635
where is this dog supposed to live?!
553
00:20:50,669 --> 00:20:52,870
In my house, Mom!
554
00:20:52,905 --> 00:20:55,173
You tied him to a tree?!
555
00:20:58,644 --> 00:21:00,678
I put a plushy blanket out for him.
556
00:21:00,713 --> 00:21:02,780
It was practically cashmere.
557
00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:04,048
Don't even!
558
00:21:04,561 --> 00:21:06,017
Mom, what happened?
559
00:21:06,019 --> 00:21:07,385
I'm humiliated.
560
00:21:07,387 --> 00:21:08,753
Your son bit a child.
561
00:21:08,755 --> 00:21:10,121
You know Charlie's mimicking
562
00:21:10,123 --> 00:21:11,489
that vicious dog.
563
00:21:11,491 --> 00:21:12,857
Mom, it's not that
564
00:21:12,859 --> 00:21:13,929
big of a deal.
565
00:21:14,029 --> 00:21:15,395
Katie, my dear, how much more
566
00:21:15,397 --> 00:21:16,797
blood must be shed before
567
00:21:16,799 --> 00:21:19,032
you put that dog down?
568
00:21:19,852 --> 00:21:22,888
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568
00:21:23,305 --> 00:21:29,199
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