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Thank god!
That was in the nick of time.
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Here it is.
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Come, let's go.
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-200 grams of unpolished rice.
-200 grams of small Chinese's, coming up.
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Unpolished.
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The "Rice Crispies" has always been
unpolished if you ask me.
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And some south German fruit fiber.
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East- or West- German?
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Never mind, they're from
Lammefjorden anyway.
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And half a kilo black soybeans.
Aaahh, black beans...
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Sexy food, right.
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You don't need to comment on
everything. Just serve me.
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Everything else just bothers
my stomach and me.
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- Does it want anything more? The stomach...
- Crushed ring flower.
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Crushed? No, don't be so cruel.
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And some sweet rosehip marmalade.
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-Anything else?
-Yes, a few Sunflower seeds.
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-How many?
-927.
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927, yes.
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What????
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Jensen, do you have a minute?
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-What is so funny?
-It's my Danish colleague.
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-Never mind. Here.
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-Yes, how much sunflower seeds did you want?
-700 grams.
-700 grams of sunflower seeds?
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"700 grams of sunflower seeds" (imitating Swedish)
Piece by piece!
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For how long is that "Swedish sun block" going
to run around here? She makes me so nervous!
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She doesn't leave until the Swedish
intelligence agency knows
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that she didn't found any more
terrorists in Denmark.
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Could you at least send her out to the market?
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And let her sell mish-mash food in a stand.
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Jensen, I get the feeling you don't
take our undercover seriously.
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If the intelligence agency told me to work
in a health food store -
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just to please the intelligence agency, then...
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Why can't I go out in the field?
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Isn't it time to forget that incident over
at the Russian embassy?
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When and agent gets shit-faced on Russian
vodka and takes a young Russian female...
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Aren't you allowed to invite a young
lady out for a sleigh ride?
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-In the middle of the summer?
-Nobody's perfect.
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At least I found out she
was a Russian agent.
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And then questioned here at
the Bolsjoj-ballet.
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She didn't know anything about any
long-distance-missiles.
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Jensen!
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Watch out for the ladies.
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Do you know about a
professor Neubau?
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Yes, he's a German scientist
how lives in Denmark.
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Who is trying to come up
with a substance for oil?
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-He died three days ago.
-Rest his soul.
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And his substance was done.
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Just before his death, he took
some pictures of his invention.
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-We have that microfilm.
-Good for you boss.
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On the other hand, only CIA could
process that particular film.
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Neubau contacted Carter-
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-and one of his agents picked up the film.
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You're job is to guard the courier so that
he could deliver the film to safety.
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A lot of people are going for that
substance, Jensen.
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What?
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What is it boss?
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The Danish intelligence agency is going to
deliver Neubaus substance to the CIA.
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On the other hand, I could sell that microfilm to the
Sheik of Obec for at least ten million Danish crowns.
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Have you tried to buy it from the Danes, boss?
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Matty Hari, you know well that the Scorpio
doesn't buy � he takes!
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-But, I got a safe plan.
-Fucking great boss!
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The bag.
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Thanks.
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In order to fool the enemy, we have
made this bag with samples.
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Just this little rye bread flavoured with
brewer's worth is something extra ordinary.
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We've baked it with the microfilm inside.
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No, the courier gets the bag.
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Just to be sure about it, we'll
do the double bag trick.
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Here's your bag Jensen.
Without the microfilm.
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Jensen, beware of the ladies!
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Yes, sure, chief!
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The code is; "Do you need a health young man-"
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-"who knows health-food, yoga,
ropy milk and thick yoghurt?"
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Dismiss!!!
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Yes boss.
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Yes, my son.
That's how you're made.
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Your father and I worked together
in the intelligence agency.
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It was a dangerous place to work.
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We where so in love we
forgot all about that.
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Everything about the Scorpio and all the
top-secret papers we took from him.
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It was wonderful.
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The Scorpio! Let's go!
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That assignment cost your father his life.
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And if I ever catch him-
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-I'll strangle him to death.
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You should never turn the other cheek.
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Sure it was terrible that he
killed my father-
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--but he knew the risks
when he took the job.
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You should at least be able
to speak top him about it.
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You don't speak with scorpions.
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You stomp on them!
And if not, they run away.
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That's what I'm going to do.
Eh, run away...
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-I'm going to apply for a job, Ciao!
-Bye my son.
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What do you want?
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Are you by any chance in need of a health young man who
knows health food, yoga, ropy milk and high yoghurt?
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-Ropy milk?
-Yes, that and high yoghurt.
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Well, it's that way.
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So, was it ropy milk and high yoghurt?
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Hello, you're right on time.
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-Am I?
-Sure you are. Right on the dot!
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Nobody told me that before.
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-I'm not a shamed...
-Why would you be ashamed?
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-That's what my mother always tells me.
-She does, who is she. Your mother?
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-Mrs. Irma Andersen.
-Irma Andersen?
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Young man, may I shake your hand?
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It's an honour to shake the hand of
the son of the woman-
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-who made this country what it is today.
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There isn't a better woman
in the whole of Denmark!
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Well...
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May I call you by your Christian name?
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Yes, it's Arnold.
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Arnold, it's so Danish.
Yes, typical Danish.
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Like your mother.
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Well Arnold, cut to the chase.
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Here's the bag with the samples,
and a train ticket to Bromby.
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You'll be picked up by a
big whit Buick Skylark-
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-who will take you to the Northern
European Meditation Centre.
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Allow me to wish you a... pleasant trip...
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Tally-ho!
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Jensen!
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Yes boss?
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Do you have any idea who that was?
It was Irma Andersen's son.
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Irma Andersen?
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She who took care of the
men in a shower cabin?
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-Irma la Douche.
-Exactly. That was her son.
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Check him out, Jensen.
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-And remember; beware of the ladies.
-Sure boss.
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Yes, mother.
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I didn't know they needed this many
people in the health-food business.
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Yes, I got the job.
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Good my son.
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Now, you work hard with the healthy
food and don't go to bed to late.
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Okay.
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Bye for now.
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The intelligence agency's courier
is on a train to Bromby.
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And he has a bag full of...
...healthy-food products?!
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Find out who he is, and what
kind of bag he uses.
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Alfa Bravo Charlie Delta, answer.
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What can I do for you?
Do you need a health young man who knows health
food, yoga, ropy milk and thick yoghurt?
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-It's ropy milk and thick yoghurt
-Ooohh.... Give me a minute.
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-Stick �em up!
-What?
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"Ropy milk and thick yoghurt"
Do you think we're idiots?
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Where you from?
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Russia? China? Albania?
Or even worse, are you from Norway?
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My boss is Jimmy Carter, president
of the United States of America.
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-Can you prove it?
-I've got a tape.
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Let's hear it.
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To whom it may concern.
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I here by confirm that this man,
Hubert W. Horsepower-
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-really does, represent the United
States government.
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Spoken, and signed, by Jimmy Carter.
Please believe...
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If you're the courier, who is...
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Taxi!
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There he is, the CIA guy
Hubert W. Horsepower.
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It's Jensen who is the courier.
I repeat. Jensen is the courier.
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He has a white That Air-bag.
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Got it. Lizzie is on her way.
I repeat. Lizzie is on her way.
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-Over and out.
-Yes boss.
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Come on! We have to catch
that fucking train!
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Shit!!
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Penny, I'm going to Bromby
to assassinate Andersen.
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And find out how much his
mother knows. Hurry!!
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-Good day, could I speak to Mr. Arnold Andersson?
-He's not at home.
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-But he lives here, right?
-Yes.
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-Are you his mother?
-No.
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-Is his mother at home?
-Yes.
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Ah fuck, I don't have all day. Can I speak to her!
Berta, who was it who...
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-Lizzie, is everything under control?
-Yes, yes. All onboard.
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I'm just here to ask a few simple questions.
And as soon as you answer them I'm...
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-What are you doing?
-I'm locking the door. No compromises.
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Yes, but...
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No butts. Fuck me.
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Yes, but...
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"Beware of the ladies."
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I'm going to.
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Who is he?
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Who's are these?
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-But...
-Where is he?
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Are you cheating on me with a Tyrolean?
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-A Tyrolean! You must be out of your mind!
-I'm going to find out who this guy is.
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My flower.
My dove... my darling....
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Big, bad, stupid, wonderful boy...
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Close your eyes and be ready.
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-Close your eyes.
-Yes, but not to long right?
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Not to long.
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Come here.
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Aaah, fuck!
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-Do Mr. and Mrs. wish for anything to eat?
-Thanks, we have.
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Is this the fist time you meet Mr. Jensen?
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He could be quite a guy if you don't know him.
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I know where I have him.
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"He who no trousers has"
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"He has to show his bare ass."
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Move it.
What do you think this is? A field trip?
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I though so.
Special corset number four.
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That is the same old filth
we used in my time.
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-Do you remember this one?
-Sure, it's a great piece.
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That's when I knocked everybody out.
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The panties!
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No, that's cleaver. A nylon rope.
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That we didn't have!
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Can we have an explanation?
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-A bowl to mix the salad in?
-Thanks, we have everything we need.
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Please give us a...
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...bottle of cognac.
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-Was this really Jensen's bag?
-We where to only ones in the bathroom.
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It wasn't meant as a critique.
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No I got it!
Jensen wasn't the only one in the coupe.
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I think we just did the double bag trick.
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The double bag trick?
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Beautiful day isn't it?
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How could a fake courier fool you?
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Easy.
We're there when the train is.
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The other one has to be the real courier.
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Just a second.
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Pardon me, what is it you're reading?
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It's a brochure from the North
European Meditation Centre.
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-Your going to a course?
-Perhaps you practice yoga?
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No, just the thought of uncomfortable
positions makes be dizzy.
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That's because you're not doing it right.
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The most important part is
to relax. I'll show you.
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The Lotus position, the easiest one.
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It's the basis for all other positions.
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You should be able to do that.
Even without any practice.
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There you go.
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I'll be damned; the Scorpio is really
into healthy food these days.
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And then the more tricky position.
"The Ox frog".
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You have to be careful not to lock yourself up.
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If you twist my shoulder...
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-Like that.
-Now I'm locked.
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Keep up the good work.
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What are you doing?
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You can't...
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Ciao.
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I'm stuck.
You have to help me!
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That's dreadful. Come back here!
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My Arnold is neither a half nor double,
nor complete agent! He doesn't know about this?
239
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:49,079
That's terrible. My boss is on his way to assassinate him.
He thinks he's one of The Scorpio's henchmen.
240
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,500
The Scorpio?
241
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,059
There's no time to loose.
242
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,089
The panties?
243
00:25:01,279 --> 00:25:02,819
Aha!
244
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,390
Do you have anything else stuck down there?
245
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,259
-Stop it.
-What was it we did?
246
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,700
What the hell is it?
247
00:25:21,039 --> 00:25:22,160
What the hell?
248
00:25:22,519 --> 00:25:24,339
Where is she!? Who is she?!
249
00:25:24,799 --> 00:25:26,269
Can I have an explanation?
250
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,369
-I'm sorry they just...
-I can't leave you alone for one second!
251
00:25:31,079 --> 00:25:34,589
Do you admit at once, or do
I have to punish even more?
252
00:25:37,319 --> 00:25:39,599
"Beware of the ladies Jensen!"
253
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:41,559
Yes... whatever...
254
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,920
Where is the world going?
255
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,359
When I was young-
256
00:25:50,839 --> 00:25:54,769
-People like that where
punished � in medieval ways!
257
00:25:55,519 --> 00:25:59,099
When you where young,
the train wasn't invented.
258
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,599
Mon dieu
259
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:06,230
Faster! What doesn't happen when
the Scorpio is in the picture?
260
00:26:15,759 --> 00:26:18,740
It's impossible.
It can't be true.
261
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,289
Do Mr. and Mrs. wish anything to
drink with the hors d'oeuvren?
262
00:26:22,799 --> 00:26:25,119
Perhaps a Chateau Rothschild -55?
263
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,339
Give us a bottle of whisky!
264
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,809
No film.
265
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,039
Perhaps they did the triple bag trick?
266
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,920
-Nah, it's to cleaver.
-The triple bag trick?
267
00:26:42,799 --> 00:26:44,380
We have to find the Scorpio.
268
00:26:44,799 --> 00:26:47,009
-Any sparkling water?
-No.
269
00:26:57,599 --> 00:27:01,599
It's Lemon-B�rge and Matty.
We don't have, I repeat...
270
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,569
We don't have the merchandise.
271
00:27:05,079 --> 00:27:07,470
-Idiots! Come.
-Okay boss.
272
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,970
Go directly to Bromberg. I repeat,
go directly to Bromberg!
273
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,539
You got it boss. Over and out!
274
00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:23,720
Do you get any discount if you
count the travels...
275
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:28,940
...or the crossroads we've passed?
276
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,440
Frankly.
277
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,660
I can tell something has happened.
278
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,420
The question is whether or
not I should interfere.
279
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,369
Push my shoulder.
280
00:27:44,799 --> 00:27:45,809
That's about fucking time.
281
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:50,200
Young man, watch your language.
Or I'll twist you up again.
282
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,990
A double knot!
283
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,509
Who the hell has the real bag?!
284
00:27:58,039 --> 00:27:59,930
And where is Lizzie?
285
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,279
No idea.
And, we're in Bromby now.
286
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,240
Now, do not forget the bill.
287
00:28:10,799 --> 00:28:12,660
Two coffees, the, a bottle
cognac and a... bottle whisky
288
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:17,440
That's 789 and 50 sir, including cleaning.
289
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,809
I'm in the healthy food business.
290
00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:36,609
I'd like to go to the North
European Meditation Centre.
291
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:41,029
-Should we take him on now?
-No, let's follow him.
292
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,630
You have no idea what I've gone through.
293
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,319
I bet any minute now a
naked woman will come running...
294
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,680
...along the tracks...
295
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,259
My lord!
296
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,200
Let's take him here.
297
00:30:34,279 --> 00:30:37,539
-What about the fake courier?
-Aaahhh. As long as the microfilm is there.
298
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,289
My lord.
299
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,839
Then, it's just to Bromberg and
delivers the merchandise.
300
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,490
Step on it, Berta.
301
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,630
What has happened?
302
00:31:48,319 --> 00:31:50,000
What are you doing?
303
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,619
-It's my brother.
-Your brother?
304
00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:00,230
You Copenhagens have a way with family.
305
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,869
The bag, dammit!
306
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,569
Where is the bag???
307
00:32:27,799 --> 00:32:29,380
Have you seen who is laying here?
308
00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:32,779
Government employees
They sleep all day.
309
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,140
-Where is bag?
-The hell with the bag!
310
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:46,339
Didn't he carry the microfilm in the bag?
311
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,750
Let's take him out!
312
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,430
Just a second.
313
00:32:58,119 --> 00:33:00,509
Are you bringing your guide dog with you...?
314
00:33:11,519 --> 00:33:13,519
-Keep an eye on him?
-Okay.
315
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,559
The gents are expected.
316
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,369
The prophet is expecting you in the
meditation hall in about 20 minutes.
317
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,000
Shit!
318
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,070
-Okay, we're safe.
-Shouldn't we deliver the bag now?
319
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:42,880
No.
320
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:47,139
I'm tired of picking roasted
chestnuts from an open fire.
321
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,789
If only Jensen hadn't messed
up the code word.
322
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,679
I'm going to give it to him...
323
00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:55,989
He's going to have the chock
of his lifetime.
324
00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:00,829
I'm going to enjoy the look on Jensen's
face when he thinks the microfilm is gone.
325
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,380
Come on.
Let's visit the prophet.
326
00:36:43,039 --> 00:36:46,900
Damn, this is way better then doing dirty
secret agent work in South America.
327
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,340
Bravo!
328
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,340
Bravo!
329
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,429
Dear colleagues, it's been
a little misunderstanding.
330
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
So, the film arrived with the wrong courier.
331
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,250
But I managed-
332
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,679
-to avoid further cathastrophies.
So, my dear gentleman... I now give you..,.
333
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,880
the treasured micro fiii...
334
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,260
...iine weather we have today, sir.
335
00:37:24,639 --> 00:37:26,670
The Scorpio. Everything is lost!
336
00:37:32,679 --> 00:37:35,349
-That's terrible.
-What happened?
337
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,989
What do'ya mean?
338
00:37:40,119 --> 00:37:42,960
This was in the car.
And it's Arnolds!
339
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,719
Is something wrong?
340
00:37:46,119 --> 00:37:49,349
No, we just arrived.
341
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:55,219
I'm calling for help; I'm just going to
give these chefs a ride to Blomberg.
342
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,429
Bromberg?
343
00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:07,230
That's more like it!
344
00:38:08,039 --> 00:38:10,000
Who, of you gentlemen, has the microfilm?
345
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,960
-Hmmm... I'll find out.
-What film?
346
00:38:14,639 --> 00:38:16,670
Why do you think you're here?
347
00:38:17,159 --> 00:38:20,210
I'm here to deliver a bag,
with a few samples in it-
348
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,630
-and then go home, I guess.
349
00:38:23,079 --> 00:38:24,480
Mister Virgin himself!
350
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,510
Let's play a game of pool.
351
00:38:28,679 --> 00:38:30,360
Why not a game of Carambole.
352
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,909
Let's play who of the guys
are first into treatment.
353
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,789
This is Kokonono...
354
00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:43,289
Kokonono guards my upper half...
355
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,480
..and little Billy here,
guards my lower parts.
356
00:38:47,039 --> 00:38:49,530
I don't want to do this.
I can't play.
357
00:38:50,079 --> 00:38:52,889
-I'm saying who's in or not.
-But, I can't play pool.
358
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,869
Learn then � fast as hell...
359
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,420
I've always dreamt of
learning how to play pool.
360
00:39:08,519 --> 00:39:09,960
We came in.
361
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:15,800
Understood.
362
00:39:16,159 --> 00:39:19,139
-Berta... Let's do this.
-Yes.
363
00:39:21,519 --> 00:39:24,119
I'm first. What a bad position.
364
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,670
The first one to go down
13 points will be first.
365
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,030
If you don't give me the film...
366
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,110
-I know nothing.
-That's what everybody says.
367
00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:43,489
Think positively my young man.
Do you want to start?
368
00:39:44,079 --> 00:39:45,659
I don't know.
369
00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:49,630
My talents can't be bought
for a game of pool.
370
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,389
I don't want to.
371
00:39:57,639 --> 00:40:01,610
It's incredibly how fast you could
learn how to appreciate pool.
372
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,030
That's minus six points.
Mark it ladies.
373
00:40:09,599 --> 00:40:12,440
-Your next, my dear colleague.
-Thanks.
374
00:40:18,639 --> 00:40:20,179
It's my turn.
375
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,590
Pardon me.
376
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,480
It's nothing.
377
00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:33,090
-You don't understand that.
-Thanks.
378
00:40:34,559 --> 00:40:35,429
Welcome.
379
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,969
That's minus four points.
Mark it ladies.
380
00:40:38,639 --> 00:40:41,480
-Now it's our foreign friend.
-I'm ready.
381
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,050
That's plus four points.
Mark it ladies.
382
00:41:06,639 --> 00:41:08,289
Now the big shot.
383
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,309
Is this the intelligence agency?
384
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,820
You're speaking to Agent 69 Jensen.
Could I speak to...
385
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,860
What? Are you on a meeting?
386
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,119
It's very important...
387
00:41:21,559 --> 00:41:23,380
What? Closed up?
388
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,650
I need a helicopter, right away!
389
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,329
Could I send in an order for one?
No, no I don't have the time!
390
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,769
Are all my rights to
book helicopters out?
391
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,840
I've to deal with a very
awkward situation here.
392
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:44,690
No, I do not have my boss'
rights to override the budget.
393
00:41:45,559 --> 00:41:47,420
Work permits?
394
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,019
Well, I'm hereby order four copies...
395
00:41:51,599 --> 00:41:53,739
..in reasonable office hours.
396
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:55,679
Go to hell!
397
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,780
That was minus six points.
398
00:42:04,159 --> 00:42:06,119
The pleasure is all yours.
399
00:42:06,599 --> 00:42:08,769
Or tell me where the microfilm is.
400
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,809
-I don't know anything.
-Do I have to force you?
401
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,960
Once I'm out of here-
402
00:42:15,519 --> 00:42:18,289
-I'm going to file a complaint
to the sport's association!
403
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,510
I'm getting you kicked out of
the Danish Pool Federation!
404
00:42:22,079 --> 00:42:23,449
I'm going to...
405
00:42:24,639 --> 00:42:26,500
It's a pretty funny game...
406
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,260
Ten minus, mark it ladies.
407
00:42:39,519 --> 00:42:44,019
What about a little drink.
408
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,590
Yes please.
409
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,719
I've seen that face before.
410
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,489
I have to look at this a little closer,
when we've found the microfilm.
411
00:42:55,119 --> 00:42:57,750
It's not in my room.
412
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,800
If it is, we're going to find it.
413
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,179
Shall we continue? Whose turn is it?
414
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,019
You!
415
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,349
Who are you?
416
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,849
Next time, wear something small,
and comfortable.
417
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Its ladies like that you should hire-
418
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:27,409
-instead of those ugly women the
intelligence agency sends you.
419
00:43:28,159 --> 00:43:30,190
Shall we continue?
420
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,309
It's almost impossible to focus on this
game when he runs around like that!
421
00:44:40,079 --> 00:44:42,329
-Play!
-Play!
422
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,590
You gave me a tough nut to crack.
423
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,599
That's fucking beautiful.
Six points plus!
424
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,409
Look through all rooms.
I want that microfilm!
425
00:45:27,079 --> 00:45:28,519
Go to work!
426
00:45:35,559 --> 00:45:39,349
Let's that the next room.
427
00:45:40,079 --> 00:45:42,250
And I'll the boss' room.
428
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,929
And I'm going to search this good.
429
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,849
I want guards on all doors.
Understood?
430
00:45:59,599 --> 00:46:01,809
Whose little girl are you?
431
00:46:03,559 --> 00:46:04,750
Are you shy?
432
00:46:06,119 --> 00:46:07,590
You're new here right?
433
00:46:09,599 --> 00:46:11,739
Then it was good you bumped into me.
434
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:16,809
Because I'm the one in charge,
next to the Scorpio of course.
435
00:46:17,639 --> 00:46:19,530
He let's me deal with everything.
436
00:46:22,679 --> 00:46:25,519
So if you want things to be done.
Just ask Citron-Borge here.
437
00:46:26,119 --> 00:46:29,909
And I'm going to take care if it...
If you know what I mean.
438
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,679
Why are you so afraid of
showing your face?
439
00:46:35,199 --> 00:46:38,889
You're ass looks so beautiful.
440
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,059
The Scorpio and I
like beautiful girls.
441
00:46:43,639 --> 00:46:47,329
We definitely like young
girls who are willing.
442
00:46:48,039 --> 00:46:52,610
When we meat girls like that...
443
00:46:54,559 --> 00:46:56,170
...we want to stuff them really good.
If you know what I mean.
444
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:03,710
This is the first lesson in sanitary engineering.
In Citron-B�rges course for new cleaning nurses.
445
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,719
Just give in, and learn how to
please a feather duster.
446
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:13,860
Ooohhhh... Nooo
447
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,679
No, I mean yes...
448
00:47:20,159 --> 00:47:23,070
You see this is not that bad?
It's wonderful.
449
00:47:24,599 --> 00:47:26,250
Oh no.
450
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:28,789
Aaahhh...
451
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,630
You have what it takes. Tomorrow
I'll teach you how to vacuuming.
452
00:47:36,079 --> 00:47:38,639
But until then, I'll give
you great references-
453
00:47:39,199 --> 00:47:42,460
-that you'd use when you're
done cleaning here.
454
00:47:44,559 --> 00:47:49,019
When it comes to imitate the prime
ministers signature I'm a wizard.
455
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,159
I'd do several other signatures too...
456
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,500
What the hell.
457
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,559
Berta.
458
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,829
-We've got to find Arnold.
-Yes, but what about the guard?
459
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,489
I got an idea, come on.
460
00:48:40,599 --> 00:48:44,429
Boss! Boss! The film is gone.
She took it.
461
00:48:45,159 --> 00:48:46,460
-Who is she?
-The cleaning lady.
462
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,489
I knew there was something rotten in the
state of Denmark. Close the gates.
463
00:48:51,199 --> 00:48:54,429
Come on guys, we've to
get that cleaning lady.
464
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,989
Move it!
She can't get away.
465
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,460
Psst!
466
00:49:52,679 --> 00:49:54,639
Shit! It's the cleaning lady.
467
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,489
Yes, yes, we'll cook dinner.
468
00:50:20,039 --> 00:50:22,849
Imagine this, you're not even
allowed to go to the bathroom.
469
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,769
I've got her.
470
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,260
She doesn't have it!
471
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:02,719
Have you examined her?
472
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,170
There?
473
00:51:06,599 --> 00:51:07,860
And there?
474
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,090
And there?
475
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,260
I've been there...
476
00:51:17,639 --> 00:51:20,690
Where is the microfilm?
477
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,829
Kokonono.
478
00:51:24,679 --> 00:51:27,070
Boss, the Sheik of Obec has arrived.
479
00:51:27,599 --> 00:51:30,159
Shit...
480
00:51:38,199 --> 00:51:40,969
I though we would have the film
by the time the Sheik arrived.
481
00:51:41,559 --> 00:51:43,519
Do not tell him a word.
482
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,650
-How?
-How? I don't know. Come up with something.
483
00:51:46,079 --> 00:51:49,909
Tell him you don't do
business before sunset.
484
00:52:04,559 --> 00:52:08,670
Welcome Bromberg, your highness.
Was the trip alright?
485
00:52:11,559 --> 00:52:12,929
Microfilm?
486
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,949
In this country you don't
do business before supper.
487
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,630
Yes, It'll take a while.
488
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:28,059
Getting fresh Camel balls
wasn't easy you know.
489
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:33,090
Should Camel balls be cooked, boiled, fried
or coated with egg and breadcrumbs?
490
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:39,050
Camel balls should be roasted
on an open fire...
491
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,250
There should at least be
something nipping at your nose.
492
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:03,789
We have to find that film at any costs.
493
00:53:06,039 --> 00:53:07,369
Where the fuck have you been?
494
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,789
It's not easy hitchhiking these days.
495
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:14,489
Yes, dressed like that
I'm amazed you even got here.
496
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:19,039
B�rge, show here to the Sheik,
so that she'd distract him a minute.
497
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,110
While you're looking for that damned film.
498
00:53:22,639 --> 00:53:24,989
And now, let's use all means necessarily.
499
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:43,860
Alone at last, lovely colleague.
We are colleagues right?
500
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,869
Do you mind if I search you?
501
00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:51,030
Absolutely not.
502
00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:00,760
Okay, my strong well equipped man...
Do you have the film?
503
00:54:01,519 --> 00:54:02,679
Perhaps I do.
504
00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:06,730
-Did you hide it here?
-Perhaps I did...
505
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:12,389
If this is film, it's not a micro...
It's a mammothfilm.
506
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,599
"Que diriez-vous de
p�tisserie, mon seigneur"
507
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:39,960
You see. Good right?
508
00:54:51,519 --> 00:54:52,780
Oui' Oui.
509
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,250
Excuse me.
510
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,760
"No I now why you Arabs
have more than one wife."
511
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:22,190
"You need four just to hold up the tent."
512
00:55:26,679 --> 00:55:29,030
-He doesn't have the microfilm.
-Shit!
513
00:55:40,119 --> 00:55:41,420
Hands up!
514
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,809
You're not even
allowed to go shopping.
515
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:48,449
Invitation?
No, but I can prove to you who I am.
516
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,230
-Do I interrupt?
-No No.
517
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,690
Give me a helping hand here.
518
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:35,730
I like you.
As long as you trust me.
519
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,400
We could do something
together, you and I.
520
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:05,550
-So, what do you say?
-Isn't there to many people here?
521
00:57:06,199 --> 00:57:07,500
Get lost!
522
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,900
Now I'm going to show you
my secret agent skills.
523
00:57:13,599 --> 00:57:16,059
-Someone is coming.
-The veil.
524
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,719
It's Jensen!
525
00:57:23,559 --> 00:57:25,489
What are you doing here?
526
00:57:26,119 --> 00:57:29,449
Don't you recognize me from
the firm, little Jensen?
527
00:57:30,119 --> 00:57:33,280
Irma la Douche.
528
00:57:36,639 --> 00:57:39,449
-What the fuck are you doing here!
-They've taken Penny.
529
00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:42,039
Okay, trust me.
530
00:57:42,519 --> 00:57:44,059
Someone is coming.
531
00:57:56,039 --> 00:57:57,440
Oh shit!!
532
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,949
More are coming.
533
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,619
What the fuck is going on?
534
00:58:15,079 --> 00:58:19,219
-Do you want to taste some?
-No, I don't like Arab food.
535
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:36,739
Get me out of here.
536
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,050
There isn't anyone in the kitchen.
537
01:00:44,079 --> 01:00:46,570
Help me with the goddamned film!
538
01:00:49,639 --> 01:00:52,130
I think you could give it all.
539
01:00:52,679 --> 01:00:54,780
Great.
540
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,769
We need some pepper too.
541
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,489
(Speaks in Arabic)
542
01:01:24,719 --> 01:01:26,300
(Speaks in Arabic)
543
01:02:38,239 --> 01:02:41,289
I want the fucking film!
Where the hell is it!
544
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:43,780
Search the house,
turn it upside down!
545
01:03:40,199 --> 01:03:42,449
-You like me don't you.
-Yes.
546
01:03:47,239 --> 01:03:48,750
Yes, I can feel that you do...
547
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:47,510
Find the fucking film!
548
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:50,579
FIND IT!
549
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,489
Well, I've to go. It didn't seem
like you hade the film anyway.
550
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:49,210
-Yes?
-No.
551
01:06:51,079 --> 01:06:53,219
-But I got clean.
-So take the next guy then!
552
01:06:53,719 --> 01:06:56,599
No, please. I had to sleeep with
Horsepower more than twice-
553
01:06:57,199 --> 01:06:59,760
-before he told med he
didn't have the film.
554
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,530
Go to work!
555
01:07:03,039 --> 01:07:06,159
What are you looking at?
Go help her out!
556
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,170
Damn microfilm!
557
01:07:13,119 --> 01:07:16,210
Add some curry.
558
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,889
Easy.
559
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,710
Matty, we have them down here.
560
01:08:01,159 --> 01:08:02,809
All right, we're coming.
561
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,239
The film?
562
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:13,300
Who has the microfilm?
563
01:08:57,119 --> 01:08:58,310
Excuse me.
564
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:18,859
Mother!
565
01:09:26,399 --> 01:09:27,449
Come on!
566
01:09:39,199 --> 01:09:42,779
As long, as I don't get the fever,
and becomes sick.
567
01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:45,510
What would mother and grandmother say?
568
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,770
-You should be ashamed of yourself.
-Ha doesn't have the film.
569
01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:51,460
So, help me out!
570
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:54,069
Where can that film be?
571
01:10:40,359 --> 01:10:42,640
-Are you sure nobody has it?
-Yes.
572
01:10:43,159 --> 01:10:45,859
We have to find it, even if we have
to tear the entire building down.
573
01:10:46,439 --> 01:10:49,420
-What about the Sheik?
-Operation Kadang?
574
01:10:50,039 --> 01:10:51,789
Matty, you're a hero.
575
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:16,060
Your welcome.
576
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:28,039
I got that.
577
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:30,859
Goat milk?
578
01:11:31,199 --> 01:11:34,250
Perhaps one should become a Muslim?
579
01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:44,729
Matty?
580
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:05,680
You've got a nice car.
Do you drive yourself?
581
01:12:06,319 --> 01:12:10,670
Driving older cars, you really have
to have a way with acceleration.
582
01:12:11,479 --> 01:12:15,800
Most cars have a pretty rough
gear stick, with five gears.
583
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:20,850
You really have to now how to
work the gear stick, right.
584
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:25,329
Working the stick gives the best
results in the end, don't you think.
585
01:12:26,039 --> 01:12:27,829
It all depends on if the car is-
586
01:12:28,279 --> 01:12:30,739
-new or driven before.
587
01:12:31,279 --> 01:12:32,579
Driven before?
588
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:38,109
Yes, if you used it before, you must now how
it feels, and you should know how to work it.
589
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:42,310
Yes sure, you know how to work it.
590
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:48,439
That's the purpose isn't it? If you been
there before, you know who good it feels.
591
01:12:49,319 --> 01:12:53,569
It feels good in the end. It's a smooth, and
silent ride that really pays of in the end.
592
01:12:56,239 --> 01:12:58,449
-B�rge!
-Sorry boss.
593
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:01,869
-It's in progress.
-It was something else.
594
01:13:03,439 --> 01:13:06,699
I've very fascinated about the
technology behind the car engine.
595
01:13:07,359 --> 01:13:09,710
Oh, the explosive engine.
596
01:13:10,239 --> 01:13:13,680
With enough friction there is enough
heat in one or more cylinders.
597
01:13:14,359 --> 01:13:16,289
The more cylinders, the more the action.
598
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:20,729
Finally, the engine is so
ready it just explodes.
599
01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:22,949
Cheers.
600
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:24,909
Yes, cheers.
601
01:13:33,319 --> 01:13:35,319
The tip is the most sensitive
part of the stick.
602
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:38,750
Therefore, the engine has to
have a very prominent cooler.
603
01:13:39,359 --> 01:13:42,060
The most useful is the air condition.
604
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,689
...and water cooler.
605
01:13:57,319 --> 01:13:58,899
Couscous.
606
01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:02,130
Yes, yes yes yes
607
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:05,819
Come on.
608
01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:08,829
Mother!
609
01:14:09,159 --> 01:14:12,739
...Arabic food.
Taste it, young man.
610
01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:15,649
-What is happening?
-Nothing.
611
01:14:16,159 --> 01:14:17,880
It's an Arabic tradition-
612
01:14:18,319 --> 01:14:22,010
-that the youngest man at the table takes the first bite.
613
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:24,260
Weird tradition.
614
01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:28,010
Young people have strong stomachs-
615
01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:30,539
-and if they can't eat the food-
616
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:33,279
-nobody else could either.
617
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:52,720
(Speaks in French)
618
01:14:53,199 --> 01:14:54,569
Oui, oui.
619
01:15:01,319 --> 01:15:04,020
I though I just got one.
620
01:15:08,319 --> 01:15:09,300
Jesus.
621
01:15:15,319 --> 01:15:17,140
It's not just any dish.
622
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:18,680
What's it made of?
623
01:15:19,039 --> 01:15:20,970
It's an old Arabic recipe-
624
01:15:21,439 --> 01:15:24,670
-my mother got from a to Irish tobacconist.
625
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:29,010
-What's in it?
-I rather not know.
626
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:30,979
Thanks.
627
01:15:35,319 --> 01:15:36,859
Something wrong?
628
01:15:49,199 --> 01:15:50,390
Here. Help yourself.
629
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:39,789
Cheers.
630
01:16:43,079 --> 01:16:46,100
You're served well here.
631
01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:50,699
And the servants are charming.
632
01:16:52,199 --> 01:16:54,760
Oh, sorry.
633
01:16:55,319 --> 01:16:58,649
-It's just that... JENSEN!
-Just grab me.
634
01:16:59,319 --> 01:17:01,810
There are a few things you can't ask of me.
635
01:17:02,359 --> 01:17:04,569
This place has been seized by the Scorpio!
636
01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:07,010
Imagine, you've come this far.
637
01:17:07,479 --> 01:17:10,319
-He's going to steal the microfilm.
-Yes, I know, but where the hell is it?
638
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:14,149
You like my Harem ladies?
639
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:16,689
It's a nice costume Jensen.
640
01:17:17,159 --> 01:17:19,899
It dresses you.
641
01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:25,119
Do you want to sit down?
There's a plate here for you.
642
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:46,140
Weird stuffing they have in the bread.
643
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:47,680
The microfilm!
644
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:09,680
Catch her!
645
01:18:12,439 --> 01:18:13,449
Stop it!
646
01:18:22,279 --> 01:18:23,329
Where are you all going?
647
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:37,350
Stop it!
648
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,439
Make love, not war.
649
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:51,760
What's all the noise?
650
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:10,409
Can't we just sit down and talk about it?
651
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:14,140
We are grown people.
652
01:19:19,279 --> 01:19:20,720
Did you just hit me?
653
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:25,819
Here you go.
654
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:30,979
-Are there any more?
-Arnold knows his ways.
655
01:19:36,279 --> 01:19:37,119
Sorry.
656
01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:55,460
After them!
657
01:20:02,159 --> 01:20:04,159
It came so sudden
658
01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:08,239
Get up. Get ready for the payback.
659
01:20:59,079 --> 01:20:59,989
Asssholes!
660
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,869
The gas pedal is under the floor.
661
01:22:04,279 --> 01:22:05,470
Where the fuck is the gates?
662
01:22:27,479 --> 01:22:28,880
Shit!
663
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:32,029
Take the City Hall.
664
01:22:34,039 --> 01:22:36,810
As the town's mayor, you have asked me-
665
01:22:37,399 --> 01:22:41,229
-to perform this marriage...
666
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:46,560
Can't you see there's a
marriage to be done here?
667
01:22:47,039 --> 01:22:50,619
Do you know it's a crime "agains
passion" to interrupt a marriage.
668
01:22:52,319 --> 01:22:53,510
Yes...
669
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:56,270
As the town's mayor,
you have asked me-
670
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:58,869
-to perform this marriage...
671
01:23:01,319 --> 01:23:02,689
Hello.
672
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:11,760
Do you, Didrik Hansen
and Katrine J�rginsen-
673
01:23:12,399 --> 01:23:15,949
-want to engage in marriage-
674
01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:18,640
-if so, I ask you, Didrik Hansen-
675
01:23:19,119 --> 01:23:21,539
-do you take Katrine J�rginsen
to be your beloved wife?-
676
01:23:22,079 --> 01:23:24,289
-Yes.
-She twists his arm!
677
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:28,699
If you can't keep your voice
down I'm calling the police.
678
01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:37,449
Do you Katrine J�rginsen, take Didrik
Hansen to be your beloved husband?
679
01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:47,960
Get away!
680
01:23:49,079 --> 01:23:52,590
And look back to this day-
681
01:23:53,279 --> 01:23:56,539
-to be the most important day of your lives...
682
01:23:58,840 --> 01:23:59,609
Blood revenge!
683
01:23:59,920 --> 01:24:01,319
What is going on?
684
01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:03,260
Hands up!
685
01:24:06,119 --> 01:24:07,590
Give me the microfilm!
686
01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:10,960
Hands down!
687
01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:15,470
Great mother!
688
01:24:19,039 --> 01:24:21,949
-You're getting married Mr Jensen?
-I can explain everything.
689
01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:24,699
-Almost everything.
-I sure hope so.
690
01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:29,050
Now, give me the film.
691
01:24:29,720 --> 01:24:31,750
Thanks... Jensen.
692
01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:35,939
Keep going mayor.
693
01:24:36,439 --> 01:24:38,760
-Is it always like this?
-No.
694
01:24:39,279 --> 01:24:40,750
You can have the damned thing.
695
01:24:41,159 --> 01:24:42,880
Make love, not war.
696
01:24:45,039 --> 01:24:48,449
Bio-dynamic potatoes and
unbleached flavour.
697
01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:52,899
Are you in need of a young healthy
man who knows health food and yoga?
698
01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:55,520
"Ropy milk and thick yoghurt..."
Who the hell are you?
699
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:59,050
I asked them to come here
to pick up the reward-
700
01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:00,909
-as a token of our gratitude you.
701
01:25:01,279 --> 01:25:05,670
Thanks to you, professor Neubaus
formula came into the right hands.
702
01:25:06,479 --> 01:25:07,560
-Your welcome.
-Thanks.
703
01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:09,989
-What about me?
-You, you just did your job.
704
01:25:10,479 --> 01:25:13,390
-Should we celebrate in carrots juice?
-I prefer goat milk.
705
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:17,899
That's right my boy, it's good for the... talent!
706
01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:20,569
Your right.
707
01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:24,329
Do we have something new coming up,
where we'd use the double trouser trick?
708
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:28,079
-That's my trouser.
-I know everything about you and your wife.
709
01:25:30,239 --> 01:25:32,449
The ladies Jensen. The ladies.
710
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:56,600
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