All language subtitles for hope.and.faith.s02e11.hdtv-lol

Charades! We are so proud of you, buddy.

Yeah, yeah.

Let's talk toys.

You know, Justin, instead of a toy, I've
been investing my rewards in an IRA.

By the time I retire, I'll have enough
for a condo in Florida. Not Waterfront,

but Waterview, certainly.

I want a rocket.

A rocket? No, I'm sorry, Justin. That
sounds dangerous.

Guess what?

We got jobs!

We're going to be sales assistants at
Fitzgerald and Kent.

Wait a minute. We never said you could
get a job. What do you mean?

All you've been saying for months is you
want me to get a job so you can kick me

out of the house.

Not you, Sidney.

You're kicking Sidney out of the house?

You're not getting a job.

All right, fine, but I'm going to need
some walking around money.

Not you, Faith. We're talking about
Sidney.

You know, Charlie, a job might not be a
bad idea.

It'd teach her some responsibility and
keep her out of trouble.

Charlie, relax.

I'm going to be there with her the whole
time.

And look, if it's guys you're worried
about, don't. They're going to have to

crawl over me to get to her.

And I mean crawl all over me.

All right, Siddy, you can take the job.
But if your grades start to suffer any

more than they already do, then you have
to quit.

Thank you, Daddy.

Oh, my God. Do you know what I just
realized?

If we put my 50 % discount together with
your 50 % discount, we get everything

for free.

Oh, my God. You totally outsmarted the
system.

with your good butt jeans?

I already spent my first paycheck.

Honey, you have to think ahead to your
second. It's called managing your money.

Code red, code red. We've got a fashion
emergency over by fitting room two.

Sweetie, sweetie, that's all wrong. What
we need to do is draw attention away

from your big butt and up to your big
boobs.

Here, tie this up. Okay.

Hey. Hi, Jake.

Hi, Jake.

I just wanted to say you guys are doing
an awesome job.

So are you.

Listen, my fraternity's having a party
tonight.

Here's a flyer if you'd like to stop by.

I'd really like to see you there.

Okay, oh my God, how cute is he? Check
out the code red over in tank tops.

Okay, people, break it up. There's
nothing to see here. We'll handle this.

Mom?

Hey, how are my working girls today?

What are you doing here? Are you trying
to embarrass me?

Maybe. I want to do a little shopping.

Ooh, pretty radical, all right.

Hey, you're back from the toy store.

So what'd you get?

An action figure.

Oh, cool. Let me see. What is it?
Another army commando?

Nah, I already have three of those.

got a Jolene doll.

Yeah, and look, she comes with firmware,
a handbag, and 16 fashion

accessories. How cool is that?

That's what he chose?

A doll?

I have a baseball mitten. You don't have
a problem with that. Well, that's

different. Why?

Are things associated with girls somehow
inferior to things associated with

boys? No, of course not. I just meant
that... I know exactly what you meant.

it's just that kind of thinking that
perpetuates antiquated gender

Which is why we continue to live in an
atavistic society where there is an

inherent inequality between the sexes.

Or is that what you want?

Of course not, honey.

I didn't think so.

Where's the dictionary? What the hell
did she just say?

Yo, yo, yo, yo.

Somebody put out the fire because I am
smoking.

Hello. I'm Sidney's mother.

I'm Jake, the manager.

Your daughter's doing a great job.

Hey, when you get a chance, can you pull
the sweaters in the storeroom?

Here.

Oh, you think nice.

Yeah, I guess. I mean, I don't know. Why
don't you get off my back?

Do you have these pants in a suit?

Oh, you know what? Sure. Let me go get
them for you.

So, what do you think?

I think you should shop online.

Now take that off before you old it up.

Well, I don't think he's seeing anyone,
but I seriously doubt he'd be interested

in you.

I'm talking about Sidney. Oh.

There's nothing going on there.

Don't you worry.

Aunt Faith is on the case.

Just consider me your mole.

You know, among all your other moles.

They're called Beauty Mart.

That's the spirit.

Why don't you go over to the big and
tall store? First ten people get their

pants let out for free.

Oh, my God, Aunt Faith, you totally
missed it. Jake was flirting with me.

No way. Yes way. Can I tell you
something?

Jake's the only reason I wanted to work
here. He went to my high school, and I

had, like, the biggest crush on him.

You mean you only took this job to be
near a guy?

Sometimes I see so much of myself in
you.

Hey, Aunt Faith, don't tell anyone, but
I've decided that he's the one. Oh, my

God!

Wait, the one what?

The one I'm going to lose my virginity
to.

Oh, my God.

Sydney, did you fold those sweaters?

Oh, you know what? I was making a sale.
I'll go do it right now.

Wait, wait, wait.

Let's talk about this. Not now. I don't
want to get fired. Then Jake and I will

never hook up.

I don't think Justin should be playing
with the Jolene doll.

No, honey, you know, you were right. I
thought about it, and it's perfectly

for a boy to play with dolls.

After all, we don't want to live in an
atavistic society, do we?

Maybe you better take a look.

What you doing, buddy?

Playing three -day leave.

That sounds like fun.

Where's your Jolene doll?

Inside the tent.

With Sergeant Warden.

again for shopping at Fitzgerald and
Kent, where showing skin is always in.

Guess what?

If I sell 50 more dollars in
merchandise, I can afford everything I

bought.

Sydney, I thought I told you to fold the
sweater.

I did.

Well, that's weird, because you were the
last one in there. Gee, I hate to see

you get fired.

Fired? Well, then I quit, too. Come on.
We'll get better jobs. Wait a minute. I

didn't do anything. Well, there's an
easy way to find out who did.

No, there isn't.

Is there?

What's that?

Security footage.

Well, that tape only proves one thing.

But I'm going to need a copy of last
night's tape from when I closed up with

Ricardo from Men's Underwear.

I can't believe you tried to get me
fired. I was just trying to protect you.

You sound like Mom.

Trust me.

You don't want to lose your virginity to
some guy you're not even in love with.

Well, why not?

worship Jake in high school. Everyone
did.

Sydney, sit down.

Losing your virginity is a big deal.

It should be special.

Why?

Because... It just should be.

Don't you watch TV?

Like, Faith, maybe sex was special in
the 1920s.

But times are different now.

Look, Sydney, you might not understand
this right now, but your first time, you

never forget.

You're going to carry that memory with
you forever, and trust me, you want it

be a good one.

Was your first time good?

No, it wasn't.

It was awful.

It was with...

Randy Richter in the back of his purple
Gremlin.

Dog hair all over the seat.

The studio was playing on the radio.

My head kept hitting that brake you use
when you park.

The parking brake. No, no, there's a
name for it.

Anyway, you know what the worst part
was?

The next day, he dumped me.

Really?

Were you bad in bed?

As if.

And that's not the point.

The point is, do you want to be telling
a story like this to your niece 15 years

from now?

No, I guess not.

Thanks, Aunt Faith.

Anytime.

I'm exhausted.

I, uh, think I'm gonna go to bed. Good
night, sweetie.

Oh, and for the record, I do not sound
like your mother.

She is nasally and shrill.

I hope.

Where are you two going? Toy store.

Long story, don't ask.

And by the way, Hope, you're welcome.

For what?

For talking Sydney out of losing her
virginity to Jake.

What? Oh, come on. He was too young for
you, and you know it.

Oh.

I better go talk to her. Hope, I took
care of it. It's a mute point.

Besides, she went to bed.

I told you she's sleeping.

Pillows in the shape of a body?

That's genius.

Where is she? Don't worry. I think I
know.

But we're going to need these.

How was your day?

Uh, good.

You? It's good.

It's good.

Do you still play tennis?

You were so good in high school.

You knew me in high school?

Yeah. Yeah.

I was a freshman and you were a senior?

Okay, remember the time in the cafeteria
I dropped my tray and you helped me

pick it up and then you told me that my
hair smelled really great?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Still smells great.

Do you have any candles?

No.

I can do this.

music. Do you have any music?

Sure.

And now, our rockin' 80s weekend
continues.

Bosco, sit down.

You said this was a toga party.

Yeah. Imagine how embarrassed all these
people must be.

Hey, this is the last room.

Sidney's got to be in here.

Freeze! Hands where we can see them!
Sidney, honey, you don't want to do

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my...
But you're not.

Thank God.

And I'm not your mother, so... Carry on.

Although... If I was your mother, I'd
tell you that virtue is like a white

of paper.

Once you make a mark, you can erase and
erase.

But it will never go away.

Right.

Thanks a lot, lady.

How was your night?

It was good. It was good.

How was yours?

It was good.

It was good.

Is your mom crawling in behind you by
any chance?

No. Why?

She left a note.

She and Aunt Faith went to look for you.

Well, that's weird.

I mean, I didn't see them at the
library.

positive she left?

Hey, I drove her home at the Chenault's
games, and I promise you, nothing

happened. Well, you better not be lying,
Buster. Hey, why are the strippers

leaving? Hey, she is not a stripper.

But for the right price, I could be.

Let's go home.

I have to talk to Sidney.

Not so fast.

No one gets out without doing a keg
stand.

Listen here, young man.

I am a mother, and there is no way I'm
doing a keg stand.

Your mother must be worried sick. I
can't even imagine the state she's in.

What if he hadn't let you?

Your mother's right.

The fact that you would go to a
fraternity party all alone with such a

attitude about losing your virginity
scares me to death.

You may think you can give it up to any
old Tom, Dick, or Harry and feel good

about it, but trust me, you won't. To be
fair, she wasn't going to have a

threesome.

And I think we can all take some comfort
in that.

I didn't do it.

What changed your mind?

Aunt Faith.

I mean, I just kept thinking about that
Randy Richter story that she told me.

You told her my story?

That was your story?

Well, I couldn't tell her about my first
time.

It totally rocks!

So you weren't a virgin?

When you married Dad?

What?

All right, I'll go pay some bills.

No, Sidney.

My first time wasn't with your father.

But I wish it had been.

I hate it that it was with somebody that
didn't really care about me. And I

don't want that for you.

Neither do I.

And that's why I didn't do it with Jake.

Well, thank God you were there, Faith.

Sweetie, you have your whole life to
have sex.

You don't have to be in such a hurry.

And believe me, it gets much better when
you're older.

I'm having better orgasms.

You what?

That's right. I bought him a rocket, but
there's a perfectly good reason why.

Charlie, do you realize how dangerous
that could be in the hands of a child?

Justin!