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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:05,920 Excuse us. We're here to take Dr. Beck's class, How to Find Your Bliss, A 2 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:08,840 Journey of Self -Discovery. Room three. Oh, okay. Okay. 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:10,280 You have fun. 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,800 I'll be at Tito's Taco Terrace. Faith. 5 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:14,620 Come on. 6 00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:18,680 We're both at a crossroads in our lives, searching for our true bliss. 7 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:20,940 I'm searching for nachos. 8 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:25,280 I'll tell you what. You take this class, and I'll have three margaritas, and 9 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,280 then we'll see who's happier. 10 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:27,300 Faith. 11 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,140 Please take this class with me. 12 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:30,640 All right. 13 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:33,840 But let me go to the ladies' room first. If I can't escape through the window, 14 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:34,900 then I'll come back. 15 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,160 Oh! 16 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,380 I'm so sorry. Are you all right? 17 00:00:40,420 --> 00:00:41,420 I am now. 18 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,520 Didn't you play Ashley Storm on The Sacred and the Sinful? 19 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:46,760 Why, yes. 20 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,080 Yes, I did. 21 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,280 My mother loved you. 22 00:00:50,980 --> 00:00:54,840 You know, but she's a little hard of hearing, so you're not nearly as loud as 23 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:55,840 expected. 24 00:00:56,820 --> 00:00:58,780 Your mother sounds like a wonderful woman. 25 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:00,500 Tell her! 26 00:01:03,610 --> 00:01:05,010 Well, I'm late. 27 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:07,070 It's very nice meeting you. 28 00:01:12,690 --> 00:01:19,290 Welcome to Parents Without Partners. 29 00:01:22,390 --> 00:01:23,390 Sorry, I'm late. 30 00:01:46,090 --> 00:01:47,090 Small world. 31 00:01:47,330 --> 00:01:48,330 Teeny weeny. 32 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:50,810 Carry on. 33 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:55,090 I was just going to ask anyone new to introduce themselves. Would you like to 34 00:01:55,090 --> 00:01:56,029 start? 35 00:01:56,030 --> 00:01:57,030 I'd be delighted. 36 00:01:57,730 --> 00:01:58,730 Hello. 37 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:00,690 I'm Faith Fairfield. 38 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:07,110 And I'm... an alcoholic. 39 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,280 Dad, I was just kidding. 40 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,480 What I should be at is at a Joker's Anonymous meeting. 41 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:47,800 Okay, last week we left off with Chris, so let's begin with him. 42 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:49,760 Oh, yes, let's do, please. 43 00:02:50,180 --> 00:02:55,000 Well, I found the woman I meet don't understand that being a good parent 44 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,240 first. They seem to resent my daughter. 45 00:02:57,980 --> 00:03:00,320 Have you considered placing her in foster care? 46 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:07,940 Well, anyways, I've decided I'm not dating any more women without children. 47 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,660 Oh, come now, Chris. That doesn't sound like you. 48 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,340 Faith, how many children do you have? 49 00:03:14,580 --> 00:03:17,400 I don't have any more than one. 50 00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:22,160 A boy named Justin. 51 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:23,720 Oh, how old is he? 52 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,080 He's eight or nine -ish. 53 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,260 Under ten for sure. 54 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,460 Well, Faith, welcome to our group. 55 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:35,360 And I hope you and your son can make it to our Parents Without Partners family 56 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,360 picnic tomorrow? 57 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:43,340 Oh, well, Justin's father usually takes him on Saturdays, but lately he's been 58 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:44,840 falling down drunk at the cock fight. 59 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,280 So, so yes, we'd love to come. 60 00:04:20,140 --> 00:04:22,520 would want you to A. Give her some space. 61 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:25,760 B. Make her talk about it. Or C. 62 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,680 Buy her a gift to cheer her up. 63 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:30,180 Another easy one. A. 64 00:04:30,860 --> 00:04:32,020 Give her some space. 65 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,240 Is that your final answer? 66 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:49,440 No. Because what good is space without a new pair of earrings to go with it? 67 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:56,500 I'm never getting married. 68 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,220 Like you'll have a choice. 69 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:05,160 Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I met the future Mr. 70 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,500 Faith Fairfield. 71 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:11,500 You know, I can't believe you ditched me. You missed a wonderful lecture on 72 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:13,560 finding your bliss. Oh, I found my bliss. 73 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,280 And his name is Chris. 74 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:20,820 We went out for coffee after class, and coffee led to espresso, and espresso led 75 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,780 to cappuccino, and cappuccino led to mochaccino, and do you have any sleeping 76 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:24,780 pills? 77 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:29,790 Off for some random guy? 78 00:05:30,070 --> 00:05:33,070 He's not a random guy, Hope. This could be the one. 79 00:05:33,650 --> 00:05:37,010 He invited me to a picnic tomorrow with his daughter, and I thought it might be 80 00:05:37,010 --> 00:05:38,170 fun if I brought Justin along. 81 00:05:38,510 --> 00:05:42,530 Sure. That sounds nice. Which reminds me, I don't know nearly enough about my 82 00:05:42,530 --> 00:05:43,369 darling nephew. 83 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:47,430 So, let's start with some basics. Age, date of birth, any allergies I should be 84 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,430 aware of. 85 00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:51,750 Kate, if you don't mind, we're sort of in the middle of something here. 86 00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:53,150 I'm quizzing Charlie. 87 00:05:53,350 --> 00:05:55,550 Dr. Beck wanted to do a relationship test. 88 00:05:55,850 --> 00:05:59,370 Hope got a perfect score when I gave her the test. We know each other like that. 89 00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:01,410 Okay, so how'd I do? 90 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:04,610 18. 18 out of 20, not bad. 91 00:06:05,550 --> 00:06:06,550 18 wrong. 92 00:06:08,490 --> 00:06:10,750 What? Let me see this. 93 00:06:11,650 --> 00:06:16,470 Okay, okay, are you telling me that El DeBarge's Rhythm of the Night is not 94 00:06:16,470 --> 00:06:17,470 favorite song? 95 00:06:18,930 --> 00:06:22,170 Chris's favorite song is Do You Really Want to Hurt Me by Boy George. 96 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,940 You know, you two should go have some coffee together and get to know each 97 00:06:27,940 --> 00:06:28,699 a little better. 98 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:29,700 That's a great idea. 99 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:31,240 She only drinks tea. 100 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:57,520 You look adorable. 101 00:06:57,580 --> 00:06:59,780 Oh, now, one more little thing. 102 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,480 What do you say we play a game called Pretend I'm Your Mommy? 103 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,020 I don't like scary games. 104 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:10,320 Fine, let me rephrase that. Here are two tickets to the Cleveland Cavaliers game 105 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,119 next Friday. 106 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,120 What do you say? 107 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:16,260 I say you're the best mommy in the whole world. 108 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,700 Good. Babe, glad you made it. 109 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,640 Me too. 110 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:23,500 Well, this is my daughter, Mallory. 111 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:26,060 Sweetie, this is Faith, my friend I told you about. 112 00:07:26,820 --> 00:07:29,360 Hey, and you must be, uh... Justin, my son. 113 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,100 Hi, Justin. 114 00:07:34,860 --> 00:07:39,300 So why don't you two run along and play, and we'll pick you up after dark or 115 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:40,300 thereabouts. 116 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,680 You are so funny. 117 00:07:42,340 --> 00:07:43,680 Justin, let's go play on the swing. 118 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,040 You can push me. 119 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:47,420 These seats better not suck. 120 00:07:49,180 --> 00:07:50,800 You're a great kid. 121 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:52,920 He looks just like you, too. 122 00:07:54,570 --> 00:07:55,610 Now who's being funny? 123 00:07:56,670 --> 00:07:58,550 It's so good to find someone who can make me laugh. 124 00:07:59,050 --> 00:08:00,990 Most of the girls I date are so serious. 125 00:08:01,670 --> 00:08:05,590 All I want to do is play games. Oh, I know what you mean. I dated this guy 126 00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:08,290 He was obsessed with backgammon. It was so annoying. 127 00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:11,290 Backgammon? You're a hoot. 128 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:14,290 I'll bet you say that to all the girls. 129 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:17,370 I'll bet I don't. 130 00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:34,260 The zoo? 131 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,500 Out with Chris. It's our first grown -ups -only outing. 132 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:45,040 We're going to take this relationship from Spongebob Squarepants to Spongebob 133 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,040 Notepads. 134 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:51,180 When are you going to tell him that I'm not really your son? 135 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:52,620 When he falls in love with me. 136 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:57,500 Whatever, because I'm not going out with you anymore. Mallory is obsessed with 137 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,860 me. She tried to kiss me on the lips. 138 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:02,770 Don't you worry about her. 139 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:06,170 Once Chris marries me, I'm shipping her off to boarding school. 140 00:09:07,990 --> 00:09:08,990 Nice. 141 00:09:10,570 --> 00:09:11,570 Okay, Justin. 142 00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:13,430 Girls are upstairs. We'll be home around ten. 143 00:09:13,870 --> 00:09:15,850 My, my. What's the occasion? 144 00:09:16,230 --> 00:09:17,770 Wait. Don't tell me. 145 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:20,570 Charlie's trying to make up for not knowing you by taking you out to dinner? 146 00:09:20,970 --> 00:09:22,250 You're driving me crazy. 147 00:09:22,890 --> 00:09:25,470 All right, sweetie. Whose favorite color is sage? 148 00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:28,690 We're off to your favorite restaurant, Il Molino. 149 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:33,040 I'll go warm up the car because I know you hate to be cold. And I'll stop 150 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,580 talking now because I know you hate to be late. 151 00:09:38,260 --> 00:09:40,400 I thought Chez Jean was your favorite restaurant. 152 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,680 It is. 153 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:43,660 You look nice. 154 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,300 So when do we get to meet Mr. Wonderful? 155 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:46,580 Soon, soon. 156 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,720 Hello? Hey, Faith, it's Chris. 157 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,200 Hey, listen, my sitter just canceled. 158 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,900 But Mallory had a good idea. She thought I could just bring her over to stay 159 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:01,900 with Justin and your sitter. 160 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:08,020 Oh, um, my sitter just got arrested. 161 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,320 Really? 162 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,420 Well, I guess we could bring the kids. 163 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:15,140 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 164 00:10:16,780 --> 00:10:17,780 Bring the kids? 165 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:20,480 Sure, why not? 166 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:22,800 7 .30, Chez Jean? 167 00:10:23,980 --> 00:10:24,980 We'll see you there. 168 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:27,440 Not... 169 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,060 life. Fine. 170 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:31,740 But I'm going to have to tell your mother about that lamp you broke. 171 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,100 What lamp? 172 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:45,720 Now, are you going to go get dressed, or is this crazy rampage you're on going 173 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:46,720 to continue? 174 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,900 I'm really glad you told me Chez John was your favorite restaurant. 175 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,840 I'd hate to be at Il Molino, especially since now it's a car wash. 176 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:04,680 Charlie, you don't have to keep trying to prove that you know everything about 177 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:09,440 me. The little things don't matter. They do to me, and one thing I know is what 178 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:13,940 you like to eat. So you just sit back, and I'm going to order for you. 179 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:21,940 Wow. 180 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:24,180 War flapper. 181 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:39,280 And Justin, doesn't Mallory look pretty in her dress? 182 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,400 Ah, yes. 183 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,500 Wow, looks like somebody's got a crush. 184 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:46,780 She sure does. 185 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:48,820 I wasn't talking about Mallory. 186 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:50,960 Oh, Chris. 187 00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:54,420 Let's just give our exes full custody and get out of here. 188 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:09,880 That's Justin's father? 189 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:12,720 Uh, well, yes. 190 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:15,100 Who's the woman he's with? 191 00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:20,860 That's his wife. Yes, that makes sense. 192 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:30,000 And the lady will have the, um, the lamb. 193 00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:32,680 Or wait, the lamb. No, the chicken. 194 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,320 You know what? 195 00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:40,330 How about just a sampler platter? That's always fun. 196 00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:44,330 A little bit of this, a little bit of that. 197 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,630 Hey, there's Faith. 198 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:54,790 Did he just roll his eyes at you? 199 00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:56,650 What a jerk. 200 00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:58,610 You have no idea. 201 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,510 I'm going to go meet her mystery man. 202 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:02,770 I'm just going to say hi. 203 00:13:03,570 --> 00:13:04,690 Is she coming over here? 204 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:06,010 Oh. 205 00:13:07,850 --> 00:13:10,550 And a big fat liar. Keep that in mind, no matter what she says. 206 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:14,250 Hello. I'm Charlie's wife, Hope. 207 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:16,990 You must be Chris. 208 00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:19,310 My sister told me so much about you. 209 00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:20,990 I know your sister? 210 00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:24,690 Faith, my sister. 211 00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:28,770 Is that Justin? 212 00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:30,550 How's it going? 213 00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:35,470 I brought Justin along for Mallory. 214 00:13:36,110 --> 00:13:39,190 Shouldn't you be getting back to your table? I believe that violinist is for 215 00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:40,190 you. 216 00:13:45,590 --> 00:13:46,590 Nice to meet you. 217 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,130 I guess. 218 00:13:54,010 --> 00:13:57,130 I can't believe your own sister married your ex -husband. 219 00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,110 It's got to be so painful. 220 00:13:59,610 --> 00:14:01,590 Not as painful for me as it is for her. 221 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,750 He's a cross -dresser. 222 00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:08,990 Look, why don't we go back to my place? I can cook. 223 00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:12,930 And if everyone gets tired, we can have a sleepover. 224 00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:14,870 A sleepover? 225 00:14:16,010 --> 00:14:17,950 Did she tell you that I'm a bedwetter? 226 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,330 Shall we? 227 00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:27,410 Hey, Justin, come here. I want to tell you a secret. 228 00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:30,110 That's it! 229 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,450 Hey! 230 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:35,670 What? Your son just pushed my daughter. 231 00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:36,890 She kissed... 232 00:14:40,370 --> 00:14:44,510 Now, why would you push her for no reason? Hey, wait a minute. If my son 233 00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:46,430 she kissed him, then that's exactly what happened. 234 00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:48,050 Oh, so my daughter's a liar? 235 00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:49,250 Yes. 236 00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:50,790 And a tramp in training wheels. 237 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:53,790 Well, are you sure you're not projecting? 238 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:55,870 I mean, is that a skirt or a belt? 239 00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:18,510 sticking up for me tonight sorry about chris yeah he's the type of guy that's 240 00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:24,510 gonna lose his looks in about 60 years besides 241 00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:30,190 no one calls my favorite nephew a liar and gets away with it but we were lying 242 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:37,050 about me being your son and that was wrong i'm supposed to be setting a good 243 00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:42,620 example for you and i didn't and i'm sorry and if i ever do have a son I hope 244 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,100 he's a lady killer just like you. 245 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:47,220 Now pucker up, it's bedtime. 246 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,300 Chris, what are you doing here? 247 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:01,880 Mallory told me the truth. 248 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,740 Look, I'm so sorry I called Justin a liar. 249 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,260 Well, I'll pass along your apology. 250 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,700 I hope that you can forgive me, because I really do want to keep seeing you. 251 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:18,740 You are the most beautiful and exciting and funny woman I've met in a long time. 252 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,520 I'm really falling for you, Faith. 253 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,520 Oh, Chris, I'm falling for you, too. 254 00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:34,640 But there's just this little tiny thing I have to tell you about my sister and 255 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:35,640 my ex -husband. 256 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,820 First... 257 00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:40,410 Just let me say how embarrassed I am about Mallory. I mean, she knows lying 258 00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:42,370 the one thing I cannot tolerate. 259 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,490 Not even a little bit? 260 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:48,950 You're a hoot and a half. 261 00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:53,510 Now, what did you want to tell me about your sister and your ex? 262 00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:54,710 Hey, we're home. 263 00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,490 Just that I live with them. 264 00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:04,270 For text purposes. 265 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:12,579 I didn't realize you had company. That's okay. We were just leaving. Let's go. 266 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,420 You all live together. 267 00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:16,339 Isn't that a little awkward? 268 00:17:16,819 --> 00:17:18,160 Well, it was at first. 269 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,220 Until we moved her out over the garage. 270 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:24,140 And I couldn't be happier about it. Off we go. 271 00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:27,160 Yeah, which reminds me, you're late on your rent. 272 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,940 Again. You make her pay rent? 273 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,120 And utilities. 274 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,000 Miss Moocher got a free ride long enough. 275 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,400 Charlie. 276 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:38,980 Let's go to dinner. Hey, hey. 277 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:46,060 Man to man, let me tell you, this girl is a keeper, and I mean it. 278 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,280 Keeper! 279 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,860 All right, that's it. 280 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,720 I don't like the way you talk about the mother of your child, Mr. 281 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,440 Hey, 282 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,180 stop it, stop it. I can explain. 283 00:17:58,920 --> 00:17:59,960 Mom? Yes? 284 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,700 Okay, what is going on here? 285 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,160 All right. 286 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,380 Charlie, he thinks you're my ex -husband. 287 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,860 What? I know, it's disgusting. 288 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:13,960 He's not? 289 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000 No, he's not. 290 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,200 And Justin is my nephew, not my son. 291 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:24,540 Look, you said you would only date a woman who had a child, so I lied because 292 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,600 wanted to go out with you. 293 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,020 Sorry I lost it, man. 294 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,840 Guess I need to go back to my anger management support group. 295 00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:40,470 Chris, I'm sorry. 296 00:18:41,890 --> 00:18:43,590 Can you ever forgive me? 297 00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:48,030 Not really. 298 00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:50,730 Goodbye, Faith. 299 00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:00,570 He's gone. 300 00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:02,550 Well, you lied to him. 301 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,110 What do you expect? 302 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,350 I just want him to like me. 303 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,760 Faith, when are you going to learn to let someone like you for you? 304 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,420 What if just me isn't enough? 305 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,300 Or way too much? Charlie. 306 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,960 You'll never know unless you try. 307 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,180 And eventually you'll find someone who loves you for you. 308 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:28,860 Just like I did. 309 00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:33,900 And even though he might not know every little thing about you. 310 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:37,230 You'll love that he drives you crazy trying. 311 00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:49,570 Me again. 312 00:19:53,370 --> 00:20:00,210 I just had a really good cry in the car and... And I realized that I think I can 313 00:20:00,210 --> 00:20:01,210 work on forgiving you. 314 00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:04,370 I know a great couple support group we can go to. 315 00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:08,650 groups do you belong to? 316 00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:11,130 Nine. 317 00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:16,410 Plus a men's group, but I haven't been in a while because last time I had a 318 00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:17,730 panic attack in the sweat lodge. 319 00:20:19,490 --> 00:20:20,630 I'll tell you what, Chris. 320 00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:24,910 Maybe you could call me when you're down to three support groups. 321 00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:30,010 Oh, but email me about that man thing because that sweat lodge sounds 322 00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,010 interesting. 323 00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:34,470 I'm sorry. 324 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,100 really dodged a bullet there. 325 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,300 Come on, Justin. You can read me a bedtime story. 326 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,220 Charlie. 327 00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:15,460 I also have closure issues. 23031