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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,456 --> 00:00:03,456 Come on. 2 00:00:04,416 --> 00:00:06,400 Where d'you want this then? 3 00:00:07,176 --> 00:00:08,020 What? 4 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:09,536 Give over sulking. 5 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:11,376 I said I was sorry about the boat, man. 6 00:00:11,416 --> 00:00:13,960 All you had to do was put a fucking hole in it. 7 00:00:14,856 --> 00:00:15,856 There. 8 00:00:15,896 --> 00:00:18,555 Yeah, in the blazing sun. It's ten bags of cheddar Dan. 9 00:00:18,580 --> 00:00:20,860 If I want the opinions of a cheese thief, I'll ask for it. 10 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:22,540 I'm not a fucking cheese thief. 11 00:00:22,580 --> 00:00:23,740 - What's that? - Cheese. 12 00:00:23,780 --> 00:00:24,819 How'd you get it? 13 00:00:24,820 --> 00:00:26,500 I fucking stole it. I get it. 14 00:00:26,540 --> 00:00:28,060 I get what you are doing. Oi, stop laughing! 15 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,180 (WHISPERS) Cheese thief. 16 00:00:29,220 --> 00:00:30,340 It better be proper stinky. 17 00:00:30,380 --> 00:00:32,420 I'm not paying hundred quid for some mild cheddar. 18 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:34,500 We said 180! 19 00:00:34,780 --> 00:00:35,780 What ya doing? 20 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:38,500 (TUTS) Look at him. 21 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:41,660 Rubbing cheese into his gums like Scarface. 22 00:00:41,860 --> 00:00:43,020 (VOICE CHOKED) One thirty? 23 00:00:43,060 --> 00:00:45,640 That cheese just took your breath away. 24 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:47,360 1... 25 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:49,020 2... 9? 26 00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:51,180 What does that mean, 1-2-9? 27 00:00:51,380 --> 00:00:53,580 Hundred and twenty-nine. Say hundred and twenty-nine 28 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:54,980 when you know I am bad with numbers! 29 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:57,540 Now one fifty or I'm gonna take my van of cheese 30 00:00:57,620 --> 00:00:59,400 and I'm just gonna fuck clean off. 31 00:00:59,644 --> 00:01:01,820 I hope your girlfriend likes cheese toasties. 32 00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:04,139 - Girlfriend? - Love em, actually. 33 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:06,060 Oi Dan, fucking hang fire. 34 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,780 I don't want to be stuck with a load of cheese. 35 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:10,220 Hundred and... thirty... five? 36 00:01:10,260 --> 00:01:11,680 - Done. - Fuck! 37 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:14,300 Ahh! I am fucking sick of this shit. 38 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:16,620 These are bad jobs. I don't wanna be stealing cheese. 39 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:19,300 I do have a buyer looking for something very special. 40 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:21,380 Bees. 41 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:23,780 (SCREAMING) 42 00:01:23,820 --> 00:01:24,940 I don't do bees. 43 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:26,780 This buyer is prepared to pay top whack 44 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,920 for some high-quality hives. And... 45 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:30,460 ..he's French. 46 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:32,420 What's him being French got to do with anything? 47 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,660 Well, they do eat a lot of garden animals don't they? 48 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,200 Snails and frogs and that. 49 00:01:36,374 --> 00:01:37,900 Maybe they eat bees too? 50 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:39,780 Keep most of them for making honey, but... 51 00:01:39,820 --> 00:01:42,060 ..y'know nibble a couple of crunchy ones off the top. 52 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:43,500 Fuck's going on in your head? 53 00:01:43,540 --> 00:01:45,020 What's in there, just... 54 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:46,300 ..Bovril and sawdust? 55 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,060 - Gonna get 'em me or what? - No. 56 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:49,860 Scared of bees Vinnie? (SCREAMING) 57 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:51,300 Fucking hell. 58 00:01:51,340 --> 00:01:52,800 I am not frightened... 59 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,100 ..of bees. 60 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:55,220 Five hundred. 61 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:56,540 Per hive, all in. 62 00:01:56,580 --> 00:01:59,060 - That's a lot of money isn't it?! - Thereabouts. 63 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,140 I'm stealing these bees 64 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:02,420 because I can. 65 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:03,460 - Alright? - Alright. 66 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,660 They don't frighten me at all. 67 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:06,739 Cool. 68 00:02:06,740 --> 00:02:09,060 Gonna steal the shit out of them bees. 69 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:12,540 ♪ BARRETT STRONG: Money (That's What I Want) ♪ 70 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:15,660 ♪ The best things in life are free. ♪ 71 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,660 ♪ But you can give them to the birds and bees. ♪ 72 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:20,580 ♪ I need money. ♪ 73 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:22,939 Ah Vin, thank you. 74 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:24,460 Forgot I had a meeting with supplier. 75 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:26,300 Thought I was your supplier. What's going on there? 76 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:27,500 Proper supplier. 77 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:30,500 Like lemons and tonic waters and pickled walnuts. 78 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:32,060 Pickled walnuts aren't a thing, are they? 79 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:34,700 I know. I told Tommo he could design a house cocktail 80 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:36,180 - y'know, stop him moaning. - Mm-hm. 81 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:38,500 Came up with a 'Muddy Knuckle'. (PHONE RINGING) 82 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:39,860 - Disgusting. - I know. 83 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:42,460 I'm going to cancel the order. Say it didn't arrive. 84 00:02:42,492 --> 00:02:43,892 He'll have a fucking meltdown. 85 00:02:43,940 --> 00:02:46,380 Are you alright to give Tyler his tea and put him to bed then? 86 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:47,202 - Yeah. - Yeah? 87 00:02:47,227 --> 00:02:48,940 Yeah. He likes Monster Munch doesn't he? 88 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:50,820 Bit of Frosty Jack's, couple of tinnies. 89 00:02:50,867 --> 00:02:52,707 - Just have a big sesh... - Give over! 90 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,500 - Couple of lines of err... - Stop it! 91 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:58,620 Here he is... Come here to me you. Give me a snuggle you pig. Oh... 92 00:02:58,660 --> 00:02:59,780 (CHUCKLES) 93 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:01,420 Right Vin, I'm gonna have to go, OK? 94 00:03:01,445 --> 00:03:03,699 You be good for your Uncle... Dad? 95 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:05,460 Can't we have tea all together? 96 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:08,299 - Like a family? - I'm busy darling, I can't... 97 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:09,591 Right, come on. 98 00:03:09,616 --> 00:03:11,795 - Sausage, beans and chips. - Bye. 99 00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:14,260 See you later. Let's see what they're having for their tea. 100 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:15,860 What are you having for your tea? 101 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:20,339 Fucking bees. 102 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:23,260 They're serious. That's a serious... Everyone's scared of bees. 103 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,300 - Yeah. - Y'know? 104 00:03:25,362 --> 00:03:27,500 I mean enough of 'em, they'll kill you, Chris. 105 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,539 They'll fucking kill... They're not like a moth. 106 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:31,419 Dusty ass moth. (LAUGHS) 107 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,780 Oi! Oi! 108 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,939 Sorry. I was listening. 109 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:36,740 - No, you weren't. - Look at this. 110 00:03:38,181 --> 00:03:41,060 Oh fuck! How's she got her fucking legs to do that? 111 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,820 - Magician's assistant. - Ohhh! 112 00:03:44,219 --> 00:03:45,939 Sorry Vin. Go on. 113 00:03:45,964 --> 00:03:48,539 The only reason I'm nicking bees is cos I was showing off 114 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:50,080 in front of that girl, Sam. 115 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,040 I like her. 116 00:03:52,180 --> 00:03:54,059 I really like her actually. She's lovely. 117 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:56,440 I just-I'm frightened that if I fall for her, 118 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,560 fucking hell, she could just leave me. Or... 119 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:02,140 ..Erin, I mean what if SHE changes her mind, 120 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:04,459 she's the love of my life. She'll change her mind... 121 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:05,779 Are you, fucking, 122 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:07,379 you're fighting off an erection you are! 123 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,139 - No! - Fucker! 124 00:04:09,140 --> 00:04:11,379 - Well, it's not for you is it? - What a relief(!) 125 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:13,939 She put in all the hard work. She's earned it. 126 00:04:13,940 --> 00:04:15,620 Dude, stop perving on her. 127 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:16,460 Sorry. 128 00:04:16,461 --> 00:04:17,859 Get off. (SMASH) 129 00:04:17,860 --> 00:04:19,020 Shit. 130 00:04:20,184 --> 00:04:21,080 Vinnie... 131 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,360 ..trusting your heart with somebody is the most... 132 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,320 ..terrifying thing you can do. 133 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:28,840 But if it works out, 134 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,280 even for a bit... 135 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,440 ..then it's worth it. 136 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,480 That was really beautiful man. 137 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:37,600 Yeah, it was, wasn't it... 138 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,320 Yeah, it was good advice. 139 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,040 Oh for God's sake! 140 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,400 Have you made yourself cry with your own words? 141 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,560 Naah... 142 00:04:49,618 --> 00:04:51,415 Come here, I need a hug... 143 00:04:51,485 --> 00:04:53,760 - Oh fuck dude. - It's gone. It's gone. 144 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,000 It's not gone. Dude, it's not gone. 145 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,760 Don't cry in my fucking face... 146 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,280 ♪ ROXY MUSIC: Love is the drug ♪ 147 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,840 High Class Tentacle porn? 148 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,160 Private exhibition of erotica at a pop up gallery. 149 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,139 So... it's a picture... 150 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:07,640 ..of a woman... 151 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,160 ..getting... by an octopus? 152 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,200 - Yeah. - Correct... 153 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,320 Why do you want a photo of a woman doing it with an octopus? 154 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:17,120 Because, Ashley, it's worth fucking thousands! 155 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,480 - Dylan? - Oh, fuck off. 156 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,520 Dylan, hang on, this is right up your street mate, 157 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,400 - you love calamari. - Do you lot often steal porn? 158 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,560 You know what, it does come up more often than you might expect. 159 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,520 Would she not drown, no? The woman. 160 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,299 No. Fun fact. 161 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:32,560 Octopuses can survive up to half an hour outside of water. 162 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,360 That's plenty of time to, you know... (WHISTLES) 163 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:37,480 Right then, so just to confirm, we are all up for nicking the porn? 164 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,099 - Yes? - No. No. Hey, no. 165 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:41,760 No we're not stealing porn. You've fucking had porn. 166 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,200 - Hang on. Hang on. - I've got a job. 167 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:44,380 What is it? 168 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:45,720 Bees. 169 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,059 - Drugs? - Fuck no! Bees. Bees dude. 170 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:50,979 - The letters? - Yeah, the letters. 171 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:53,840 We're gonna steal all the letter b's so no one else can use them Ash. 172 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,520 You fucking... lemonhead. 173 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:56,619 Bees! 174 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:58,640 B- why can't anyone understand the concept. 175 00:05:58,665 --> 00:05:59,985 - It's a fucking insect. - Bees. 176 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,040 - We're doing it tonight. - Ah no, I've plans! 177 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,400 You have not got plans. 178 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:04,920 You're playing Assassin's Creed online 179 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,099 with a load of shagging teenagers from Cheetham Hill. 180 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:10,019 You move bees after the last one has flown into the hive 181 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:11,960 but before they wind down for the evening. 182 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,200 I hate them. 183 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,139 - But I do respect them. - (Jesus.) 184 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:16,680 Will you be coming with us? 185 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,379 No. Bees are very dangerous. 186 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:20,320 For the rest of yer that isn't terrified 187 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,619 of a kamikaze insect that's that fucking big, 188 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:26,000 you'll meet me out there at 5pm on the shagging dot. 189 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,539 Here. Have them passes. 190 00:06:28,540 --> 00:06:30,099 Give your granny a thrill. 191 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,640 She's allergic to seafood. 192 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,820 So the fuck am I, I don't go banging on about it. 193 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,760 What is it, shit on Tommo night? 194 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:39,480 So, when am I gonna see this magical woodland hideaway of yours? 195 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,579 Erm...? 196 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:42,560 I could... come over tonight? 197 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,600 - After your bee heist? - It... 198 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:45,620 It's not a bee heist... 199 00:06:45,621 --> 00:06:46,740 It's err... 200 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,339 I'd like that. 201 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:50,240 Yeah. Nine-ish or summat? 202 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,320 Yeah. Can't wait. 203 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,479 Alright. OK. 204 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,920 ♪ RAY J: Right Place Wrong Time. ♪ 205 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:25,360 I mean why, why have we driven 20 miles for bees? 206 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,739 Doesn't Jim know somewhere more local than this? 207 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:29,360 Only cunts keep bees. 208 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:30,920 No, he didn't. 209 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,200 So, I went online and found this gaff. 210 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,960 It's a cafe, ran by posh twats 211 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,720 who are, like, 237th in line for the fucking throne 212 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,000 - or some shit. - She's not closed up just yet Vin? 213 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,200 Maybe we should come back, so? 214 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,080 No, it'll dark by then, we need to get it done. 215 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,520 You get yourself in there, do some flirting Dyl. 216 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,000 - Just distract her a little bit. - Why me? 217 00:07:47,055 --> 00:07:49,135 Because you are the only vaguely gorgeous one amongst us. 218 00:07:49,167 --> 00:07:51,727 - What do I do, send in Fat Ronaldo? - I'm gorgeous too! 219 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,960 Your hands are massive and they scare girls, dude. 220 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,080 In fairness he is the only one I would pay to see... fucking. 221 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,480 No, I've got a better idea, 222 00:07:58,527 --> 00:08:01,047 let's send in this fucking sociopath instead, 223 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,560 that owns a sex dungeon, d'you know... 224 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,339 - What about Cardi, so? - I am not sending Cardi in... 225 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:07,699 Why not? Ah, cos he's married. 226 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:10,019 Yeah, that's why, cos he's fucking married. 227 00:08:10,020 --> 00:08:12,840 You get in there and flirt like your life depends on it. 228 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:16,560 Unbutton that wartime earthy number and show some pectoral. 229 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,400 Rest of us are gonna steal some bees. Let's do this baby. 230 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,000 I'm afraid the kitchen's closed... 231 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,320 ♪ ETTA JAMES: I Just Wanna Make Love To You ♪ 232 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:24,840 Although... 233 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:28,280 ..I'm keeping the till open a little bit longer? 234 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,760 ♪ I don't want you... ♪ 235 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,260 - I love this song. - Hm. 236 00:08:34,309 --> 00:08:35,349 ♪ ..to be no slave. ♪ 237 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,080 Actually, I was wondering if you could tell me 238 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,299 something about bees? 239 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,979 I was thinking of getting some. 240 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:42,299 A... gift for... 241 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:44,760 - ..your wife or girlfriend? - No. 242 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,540 Because... none of those exist. 243 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,280 I would be delighted. 244 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:56,579 Lady Beverly Gresham. 245 00:08:56,580 --> 00:08:57,880 Er, Martin. 246 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:01,360 Martin... Bee... singstoke. 247 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:02,480 Uh. 248 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,640 Listen, we've gotta be stealthy. 249 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,360 We have got eight hives 250 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,960 we've got four minutes, we need to get moving. 251 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,408 Where's Cardi? 252 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,240 - Where the fuck is he? - Oh my God... 253 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,280 For fuck's sake, what are you doing? 254 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,000 (MUFFLED) I don't wanna get stung. 255 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,619 - D'you hear? - Can't hear a word... 256 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:23,699 I said... 257 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,920 I don't want to get stung. 258 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:28,160 Tommo's taped the holes up, you'll be grand. 259 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,600 I've taped up the bee holes. Not for the first time. 260 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,960 - But always with a safe word. - I'm sick of them innuendos, dude. 261 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,400 It's constant. Have you ever taped up anyone's bumhole? 262 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,720 - No. - No, shut up then. 263 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,920 They won't suffocate will they? I don't want to kill any of them. 264 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:40,320 They're in... denial. 265 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,339 They're fucking in decline. 266 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:44,860 Go and get an 'ive, yeah? Put it in the van. 267 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:49,440 A bees brain is the size of a sesame seed. 268 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:50,300 Wow. 269 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,360 Wow. That's incredible, yeah. 270 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,800 Wow. That's small isn't it? 271 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:58,619 No. Not small for a bee. 272 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:01,120 They are incredibly clever. Yeah. 273 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:01,840 How? 274 00:10:01,865 --> 00:10:03,000 They dance. 275 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,200 I know a lot of dancers. 276 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,100 Not one of them is in Mensa. 277 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,880 ♪ SANTANA: Black Magic Woman ♪ 278 00:10:09,507 --> 00:10:11,592 The average honeybee 279 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:12,420 will make 280 00:10:12,421 --> 00:10:14,040 one twelfth 281 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,539 of a teaspoon of honey 282 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:19,080 before it dies. 283 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,560 A lifetime of endeavour... 284 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,000 ..just swallowed. 285 00:10:31,701 --> 00:10:32,701 Oh no... 286 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,160 ♪ RODRIGO Y GABRIELA: Diablo Rojo ♪ 287 00:10:36,223 --> 00:10:38,260 - What's the matter, Martin? - Err... 288 00:10:38,623 --> 00:10:39,823 Ah, ah, Cramp. 289 00:10:39,863 --> 00:10:41,580 Ah, oh! 290 00:10:43,783 --> 00:10:44,840 Get away. 291 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,743 Vin, I'm not going back over there. 292 00:10:47,783 --> 00:10:49,699 Yes you are you big twat. 293 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:52,503 Get the fuck in there and go and get the last hive. 294 00:10:52,543 --> 00:10:53,903 There's one fucking left. 295 00:10:53,943 --> 00:10:55,943 - Ahh! - Ooh fuck... 296 00:10:56,903 --> 00:10:58,583 It's so easy to live for bees. 297 00:10:58,623 --> 00:10:59,983 Right, this has been really lovely. 298 00:11:00,023 --> 00:11:02,783 Oh, uh, do you want to stay for a, a, another drink? 299 00:11:02,823 --> 00:11:03,823 Something stronger? 300 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:07,343 I make a honeycomb martini that will set your soul on fire. 301 00:11:07,383 --> 00:11:08,943 No. I'm good. I'm good. 302 00:11:08,983 --> 00:11:09,983 Erm... 303 00:11:10,823 --> 00:11:12,503 Please, take one of these. 304 00:11:12,543 --> 00:11:14,263 It's got my number on it. 305 00:11:14,303 --> 00:11:15,623 You just give me a "buzz" 306 00:11:15,663 --> 00:11:18,663 if you want to know anything more about bees. 307 00:11:18,703 --> 00:11:19,960 Um... 308 00:11:20,423 --> 00:11:21,583 Never h-uh, honey? 309 00:11:21,623 --> 00:11:22,983 It's Royal jelly. 310 00:11:23,023 --> 00:11:24,343 Bee saliva. 311 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,783 It has a huge range of medicinal benefits, 312 00:11:26,823 --> 00:11:29,463 but I mainly use it as... 313 00:11:29,503 --> 00:11:31,020 (DEEP INHALE) 314 00:11:31,303 --> 00:11:32,903 ..an aphrodisiac. 315 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:35,063 You put a spoon of that in someone's drink 316 00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:38,303 and you can have... anyone you like. 317 00:11:38,343 --> 00:11:41,915 It sounds... it sounds a little bit non... non-consensual. 318 00:11:41,940 --> 00:11:43,520 They always consent. 319 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,240 Eventually. 320 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,619 Yeah, it's be... it's been really lovely. 321 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,420 ♪ THE DRIFTERS: Honey Love ♪ 322 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,380 ♪ I'm gonna get me some ♪ 323 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,620 ♪ honey love. ♪ 324 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,500 ♪ Yes, I love it, I love it... ♪ 325 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:56,540 Come on. 326 00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:00,820 Jesus Christ, what's the deal? 327 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:02,820 You had the easiest job, took the longest. 328 00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:06,219 Fuck me! She was the perfect mix of tedious and terrifying. 329 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,980 Sounds like that bloody porno 330 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,160 you found about the woman and her car tax. 331 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:16,340 I just like a bit of variety, you know, bedroom wise. 332 00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:18,640 I just thought maybe did Tommo have anything... 333 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,700 ..fun, like, lying around, you know?! 334 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,740 What, Cardi too vanilla for you now, is he? 335 00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,740 Oh no, no not at all, no. 336 00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:26,139 I just thought about y'know, 337 00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:28,940 cranking it up a gear, like, now that we're legal y'know? 338 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:31,700 Surely there must be something there in one of them filing cabinets. 339 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:34,860 Butt plug behind the radiator or something like that? 340 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:35,740 Ah... 341 00:12:35,741 --> 00:12:37,180 ..anal beads! 342 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:38,720 Oh no... 343 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:42,299 Don't worry Holy Father, not even I wouldn't take it that far. 344 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,780 Or like one of them Korean wank aids. 345 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:48,420 Maybe one of them silicone, like, vibrating arseholes 346 00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:50,380 that throbs along to the Bee Gees' music? 347 00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:53,380 I actually did find something but I think it might be too dirty. 348 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,780 - Dirtier the better. - No, I mean like dirty as in... 349 00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:57,660 "matted hair and bits of carpet". 350 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:59,380 I honestly do not mind if it's a bit grubby like. 351 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:02,300 Squirt of fairy liquid and that there be game ball like... 352 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,979 Does he not know about the money yet? 353 00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:07,200 No. 354 00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:08,740 Well, have you spoke Vinnie? 355 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,140 Absolutely not. 356 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,820 Well, like, what are you gonna do? 357 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,060 He's not gonna give up is he? 358 00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:18,339 Mr McCann. 359 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,200 Hi, I wasn't ignoring you... 360 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,220 Erm, yeah I know, I know... It's just... 361 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,540 Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that? 362 00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:28,739 You know I like to see the books once a week. 363 00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:31,260 I know. I know. It's just because we've been really busy. 364 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:33,420 I'm working from home today, so erm... 365 00:13:34,044 --> 00:13:35,859 ..come over about eight, yeah?! 366 00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:37,219 Yes Mr McCann, yeah. 367 00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:39,220 - Oh, and Erin? - Hm? 368 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:42,800 Don't you ever dare ignore my calls again. 369 00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:47,020 ♪ OS MUTANTES: A Minha Menina ♪ 370 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,020 (SINGING IN PORTUGUESE) 371 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,340 (SCREAMS) There's one in my helmet, 372 00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:57,460 get it off, get it off. 373 00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,099 I can't grab your helmet if you don't stop thrashing about. 374 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,019 Now that, I have said before. 375 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,259 It's in my ear. 376 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,880 It wants my brain. 377 00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:07,180 It's gonna be fucking disappointed if it gets there love. 378 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:08,699 It's got me in the fucking eye, dude. 379 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:11,180 Have you nicked a fucking jar of honey off that-you... 380 00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:13,140 I haven't nicked it. She gave it to me. 381 00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:15,580 It's not honey. It's royal... Royal jelly. 382 00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,980 It's just a middle-class honey is all that is... 383 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:20,260 No. No. No. Royal Jelly is a secretion. 384 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:22,100 Why's she given you a jar of bee spunk for? 385 00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:23,420 It's bee spit Cardi. 386 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:25,820 Oh fuck, there's a distinctive tang off that. 387 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:28,379 - Spunk, spit: all does the same job. - Oh... 388 00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:30,380 Tell you what, I'll have a bit of that. 389 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:31,420 Go on Tommo. Oh! 390 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:33,220 Full finger of it. (LAUGHS) 391 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:34,620 No, no, no. No, no. 392 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:36,060 I have tried spunk in my time. 393 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,900 And that my friend, that is not spunk. 394 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:38,980 - Go on! - Go on, 'ave a bit. 395 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,460 Get a bit of spunk down ya! 396 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,500 Real men try a bit of spunk from time to time. 397 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:44,540 Go on, go on. (ALL LAUGHING) 398 00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:46,260 And again. And again. Go on. 399 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:49,260 Ahhh! 400 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,419 Fuck! 401 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:52,940 - Alright? - Alright, you alright? 402 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:54,900 I just drilled me fucking head into... 403 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:55,940 (BUZZING) 404 00:14:57,119 --> 00:14:58,119 Oh fuck. 405 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,280 Bees! 406 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,320 (ALL SHOUTING) 407 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,480 Fuck. 408 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,680 Ah... 409 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,919 Ooh! 410 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,920 Ooh, fucking hell. 411 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,240 What? 412 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,640 Swollen... 413 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:28,800 Oh fucking hell... 414 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,135 - What are we going to do now? - Shit... let me have a look. 415 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,520 - What ya doing? - Just gon' have a look. 416 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,800 - Keep it fucking closed. - Oh fuck... 417 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,159 Fucking fuck. Shitty bees! 418 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,960 Is there anything that... calms them down? 419 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,360 Like... jazz or... 420 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,200 Fucking Jazz? Who the fuck... Nobody listens to Jazz. 421 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,760 - I listen to jazz. - He loves it. 422 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,280 Oh du-do break out your fucking saxophone, 423 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,520 won't yer, you dickheads... 424 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,360 ♪ THE METERS: Cissy Strut ♪ 425 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,320 Smoke. 426 00:15:50,321 --> 00:15:53,200 Right empty your bloody pockets, weed, hash, 427 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,360 whatever the fuck you've got. 428 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,680 Ay, oi. What d'you do, rob a pick 'n' mix? 429 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,520 They're your keys you dickhead! 430 00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,599 We need them. 431 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,040 - Ketamine? - No. 432 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,080 It's a tranquilizer, int it. 433 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,520 Yeah it is a tranquilizer for fucking horses, Tom. 434 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,760 Not just horses Vincent. Also... 435 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,640 - ..camels and that. - You've fucking made that up. 436 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,360 - Give me your cigs. - No. No. No. No. Vincent. 437 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,920 I'll fucking mess your hair up. Give me your fucking cigs... 438 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,760 No. No. No. No. (BOTH GRUNTING) 439 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,680 Come on. 440 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,720 We're gonna need some blowing. Go on Ash. 441 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,600 We're on, we're on! Dyl, get the door. 442 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,080 3, 2, 1, go... 443 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,199 Right, we still can't get back in the van. 444 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,744 - How're we supposed to get back home? - JJ. 445 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:34,720 (PHONE RINGING) 446 00:16:38,326 --> 00:16:39,766 Vin, I'm a bit busy, alright? 447 00:16:39,806 --> 00:16:41,486 You couldn't give us a lift could ya love? 448 00:16:41,526 --> 00:16:43,855 - How fucked is my van? - N-no, don't panic, just... 449 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,975 I think it's a tow situation to be honest with yer. 450 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,960 - What have you done to her? - I fucked it into a post. 451 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,040 It's a superficial prang. 452 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,760 It fucking adds character, if anything. 453 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,240 - Come and get us dude. - Now? 454 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:58,000 No, no, no. Just keep your feet up and relax you fucking lemon. 455 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,040 Where do you think I am? I'm in the fucking quagmire, 456 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,520 - my trainers are just fucked. - Where are you? 457 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:06,079 Err, I dunno, there's fields and a fucking great big road. Dyl? 458 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,920 JJ, mate, I'm gonna drop you a pin. 459 00:17:07,975 --> 00:17:10,055 We're all gonna need to fit so bring something roomy. 460 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,280 Wait? What? How longs he gonna be? 461 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,800 - Fuck knows... An hour? - Shit. 462 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:16,120 Well, there's no point waiting for him here is there? 463 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,360 I noticed a nice country pub maybe half a mile back. 464 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,600 And I myself am partial to a pint of cider 465 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,960 and some Wasabi peas. 466 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,720 We just robbed the local cafe of a load of rare fucking bees 467 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,000 and you want to go to the fucking local boozer, get pissed up? 468 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,120 It's not the 1970s. 469 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,520 Not everyone in the countryside knows everyone else anymore. 470 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,960 It's all tourists and second homeowners round here anyway. 471 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,580 Yeah. It's fucking freezing. 472 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,360 Cardi? 473 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,680 I'll have a pint. 474 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,640 Cardi, get out of that fucking diving suit will ya. 475 00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:50,479 What d'you reckon then? 476 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,860 Farmers or wankers? 477 00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:53,880 Definitely wankers. 478 00:18:09,056 --> 00:18:10,340 Y'alright fellas. 479 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,160 (JUKEBOX BUTTONS BEEPING) 480 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,400 ♪ CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL: Bad Moon Rising ♪ 481 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,160 (QUIETLY) They don't look much like 482 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,240 - second homeowners to me. - No. 483 00:18:20,152 --> 00:18:21,512 Get the drinks in, Dyl. 484 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,160 - ♪ I see trouble on the way. ♪ - Evening fellas. 485 00:18:27,879 --> 00:18:29,440 Lovely pub you've got here. 486 00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,820 How's it going? Five pints of lager... 487 00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:35,620 ..and can I get a look of complete disdain as well please. 488 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,780 We only do mead. 489 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:41,980 Mead? 490 00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:44,880 Nectar of the Gods. 491 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,640 Yeah, love-yeah, lovely. 492 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,399 Five-five meads then, please. 493 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,040 Queen's Finger, Worker's Toil or Honeyhive? 494 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,740 Give him the finger, everyone else does. 495 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,720 Yeah. No. Y'know it's good because it makes your thing go green. 496 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,440 What the fuck is that? 497 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,560 It's mead. It's all they had. 498 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,100 Looks like tramp piss. 499 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,640 Woah... I don't mind that. 500 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,480 - Oooh! - That's... hm. 501 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,640 What kind of a pub only sells mead? 502 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,080 Well, I mean err... this kind of pub? 503 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,400 It's a fucking 18th century monk's drink innit?! 504 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,640 - Yeah, what's your point? - My point is... 505 00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:19,760 (LOW VOICE) ..normal people 506 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,840 don't fucking drink mead do they! And normal pubs don't sell it. 507 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,480 Tourists drink all kinds of shit won't they? 508 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,880 (WHISPERED) This ain't a tourist pub dude! 509 00:19:28,557 --> 00:19:30,400 - Glover. - Vinnie. 510 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,120 Enjoying your mead then lads? 511 00:19:35,145 --> 00:19:37,160 - Yeah it's delicious. - Fucking nice yeah. 512 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,120 - It's different. - Interesting ain't it? 513 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,480 It's a beautiful drink. 514 00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,240 Better than milk. 515 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,400 Ay, lads? (LOCALS CHEER) 516 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,400 Bees... 517 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,740 ..are much better than cows. 518 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,200 Which do you prefer? 519 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,900 Bees or cows? 520 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,200 I love bees. Just love 'em. 521 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,960 What about you lad? 522 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,020 Er, bees. 523 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,440 Bees Sir. Bees yeah. 524 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,560 - Err, bees, bees all day long int'it. - All of us. 525 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,114 Well, I like both? 526 00:20:21,139 --> 00:20:22,539 (MUMBLES) Fucking hell. 527 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:25,860 Both? 528 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,840 Ash! 529 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,600 (LAUGHING) 530 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:34,920 So... 531 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,840 ..what brings you lads in here this evening then eh? 532 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,360 Ou-we-our van broke down. 533 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,800 Oh, right. 534 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,960 Well if you need to call the AA there's a payphone on bar. 535 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,280 - Thanks man. - Thanks. 536 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,880 They tried to put a mast up round here, once. 537 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,920 Never tried again. 538 00:20:59,696 --> 00:21:01,240 You need some ice on that lad! 539 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,280 He's alright. 540 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,479 Err, yeah. 541 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,780 Thank you though, sweet of you. You're fine aren't you, our lad? 542 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,120 Oh! (LAUGHS) 543 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,600 Hey(!) 544 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,640 Oh, he's... 545 00:21:15,848 --> 00:21:18,128 Shit! Fuck! What the fuck was that? 546 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,879 - I thought it was alright. - Shut the fuck up! 547 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,760 Listen to me. Listen to me... 548 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,455 - Have you noticed? - Why what's wrong? 549 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,079 - Am I the only fucking one... Bees! - What? 550 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,079 There's fucking bees everywhere. 551 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,279 Bees, this and that, y'know. 552 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,640 It's making me uncomfortable, 553 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,439 given the nature of what we've got in the back of the van. 554 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,839 Drink the tramp piss 555 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,620 and let's get the fuck out of here. 556 00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:40,920 Your eye is upsetting these locals, do you know that? 557 00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:43,100 Yeah? 558 00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:47,400 - Don't be sick. - It's disgusting. 559 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,720 It's Lady Gresham. 560 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:50,920 Bees are gone. 561 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:51,960 They've been stolen. 562 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,280 Shit. 563 00:21:54,701 --> 00:21:57,200 (SHOUTING) Not a-fucking-gain! 564 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,220 I thought you'd chained hives down? 565 00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:04,780 I did chain hives down. 566 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:07,140 Twice. 567 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,780 But you know what they're like. 568 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,060 They'll nick anything. 569 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,420 (SHOUTS) Anything. 570 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,400 The lead from your roof. 571 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,180 The water from your taps. 572 00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:24,540 - Wait there. - Yeah. 573 00:22:25,034 --> 00:22:26,720 One little shite 574 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,400 stole the compost out me bin. 575 00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:33,060 And now those bloody bees. 576 00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:35,380 (SHOUTING) Again. 577 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:38,560 Well, I'm not fucking having it. 578 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,240 Not this time. 579 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,440 You. 580 00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:52,620 Look at you. 581 00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:58,140 If anyone in this pub... 582 00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:01,580 ..looks like a fucking thief... 583 00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:05,040 ..it's him. 584 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,240 (WHISTLES) 585 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,280 Don't be shy. 586 00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,880 What happened to your eye, lad? 587 00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:22,020 Cardi... 588 00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:24,740 B- 589 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,079 - Bee sting. - Oh, ho-ho! 590 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,120 Alright. Alright Hang on. 591 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,479 Now just... 592 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,135 (ALL TALKING) 593 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,079 Chill out a minute. Just hang fire. 594 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,640 Look... alright. Fucking hell, we did. 595 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,720 We stole the bees. 596 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,240 I didn't know it meant this much to yers. 597 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,280 - I am really sorry. - Shall I call police? 598 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:45,360 Fuck off! 599 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,240 Only thing worse than a thief 600 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,975 is a fucking copper. 601 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:49,720 Agreed. 602 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,879 Well then, 603 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:51,860 what? 604 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,926 Put 'em in cellar? 605 00:23:56,015 --> 00:23:57,815 We're not fucking going in the cellar. 606 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,680 (SHOUTS) Get in... the fucking... cellar. 607 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:04,320 Oh scary bee man with his shite blunderbuss. 608 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,960 It's a fucking ornamental thing, that... 609 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,800 - Fucking hell! - Where's the fucking cellar? 610 00:24:15,217 --> 00:24:16,880 What's it like in cellar? 611 00:24:17,878 --> 00:24:19,318 Not nice! 612 00:24:34,161 --> 00:24:35,820 Alright you... 613 00:24:36,121 --> 00:24:37,241 What's that? 614 00:24:37,281 --> 00:24:40,055 My penis. Cos your fucking hands are down there. 615 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,161 Keys. 616 00:24:41,201 --> 00:24:43,160 Well just say keys then. 617 00:24:43,361 --> 00:24:45,121 Fucking Nosferatu. 618 00:24:45,161 --> 00:24:46,520 Get out of it. 619 00:24:48,441 --> 00:24:51,201 You'll find your bees in a van up the way. 620 00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:54,140 You better fucking hope I do, lad. 621 00:25:00,121 --> 00:25:02,660 (BOLTS LOCKING) 622 00:25:09,721 --> 00:25:10,721 Fuck. 623 00:25:12,001 --> 00:25:13,940 Oh, fucking hell. 624 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:17,801 Come on you rusty bastard. 625 00:25:17,841 --> 00:25:19,281 Not a single bar. 626 00:25:19,321 --> 00:25:20,460 Christ. 627 00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:23,319 Fuckers've been gone ages haven't they?! 628 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,041 Latch won't budge lads. 629 00:25:25,081 --> 00:25:26,401 - There's no chance. - Shit. 630 00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:27,879 Don't worry boys. 631 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,300 I've got a plan. 632 00:25:30,241 --> 00:25:31,241 (SHOUTS) 633 00:25:32,441 --> 00:25:33,641 Oh, nice one Tommo... 634 00:25:35,912 --> 00:25:38,255 - Meant to be seeing Sam tonight. - Are ya? 635 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,320 - Yeah. - Oh, for... sexy time? 636 00:25:40,589 --> 00:25:41,589 Yeah. 637 00:25:42,509 --> 00:25:43,629 Sex is like... 638 00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:45,309 ..playing the violin, innit? 639 00:25:47,269 --> 00:25:48,960 I don't know what I'm doing. 640 00:25:49,109 --> 00:25:51,389 (SIGHS) What do you think they'll do to us? 641 00:25:51,429 --> 00:25:53,735 I reckon they'll let us go when they get their bees back. 642 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,160 Yeah. I hope- 643 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,200 Oh, fuck! 644 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,840 Oh, fucking hell! 645 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:03,480 What is it? 646 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,440 - Is that... - Ooh fuck me! 647 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,040 No that's a... Fuck me, that's a dog. Dog. A dog. 648 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,640 Yeah. That's a Labrador. 100 percent. Dog. 649 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,760 Is it? 650 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:14,800 Dog yeah. 651 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,680 How do you think it died? 652 00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:21,745 Maybe Carl Slater bummed it to death? 653 00:26:23,445 --> 00:26:24,605 Shit! 654 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,440 Thank you for finding them. 655 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,640 My little babies. 656 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,759 I know how much those bees mean to you. 657 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,719 Stupid bastards, 658 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,239 coming into our pub, 659 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,780 after doing this. 660 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,879 Where are my bees? 661 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,020 Eh? 662 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,120 (SCREAMS) 663 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,920 There you go. 664 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,279 You be careful with him, love. 665 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,860 It's fine. I'm his business partner. 666 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,580 Urgh, it's so hot down here, dude? 667 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,820 (SIGHS) anybody else feeling dead hot? 668 00:27:15,740 --> 00:27:17,199 It's like... 669 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,480 ..you just can't breathe, it's all muggy. 670 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,400 We're not gonna die down here, are we? 671 00:27:21,425 --> 00:27:24,185 Alright, just sit down for a minute, your eye's probably... 672 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,799 - Is it bad? - Yeah, it's pretty bad. 673 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,079 - Dyl. Dyl. - Yeah? 674 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,800 Go and see if there is any mead in one of them bloody barrels. 675 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,880 Might take the edge off. Why bother eh? 676 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:36,360 Might as well just leave us to rot with the other fucking detritus. 677 00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:38,540 That's all we are, innit? 678 00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:42,359 Human debris in the wheelie bin of existence. 679 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,359 Nothing's loose, it's all solid, sure. 680 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:47,360 The only way out is the hatch, or the front door. 681 00:27:47,923 --> 00:27:49,500 I can't fucking do it. 682 00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:53,900 (SOBBING) I can't fucking do it anymore. 683 00:27:56,340 --> 00:27:57,520 I'm a husk. 684 00:27:58,300 --> 00:27:59,300 I'm a shell. 685 00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:01,700 I'm a fucking broken man. 686 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:03,900 Come on God. 687 00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:05,620 Hey? You big dickhead. 688 00:28:05,940 --> 00:28:07,380 Strike me down. 689 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:11,020 Fucking finish me off. Put me out of my misery. Cos... 690 00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:13,740 ..I have had e-fucking-nough... 691 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:18,220 - Try that hatch again? - Yeah. 692 00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:19,680 Oh, yeah, do that. 693 00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:23,060 It's fucked. 694 00:28:26,335 --> 00:28:28,110 The numbers are off. 695 00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:37,280 Yeah. I was expecting the takings to be a lot higher than this. 696 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,380 About thirty thousand pounds higher. 697 00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:42,740 OK, erm... (CLEARS THROAT) 698 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:45,220 My fucking brother, my... 699 00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:48,180 My brother, he... 700 00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:51,295 .. "borrowed" money from the safe 701 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,960 and I tried to get it back off him, I swear, I went after him. 702 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,100 How much? 703 00:28:57,309 --> 00:28:58,580 All of it. 704 00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:02,000 I know this is my fault and I promise, I will pay you back. 705 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,160 Every single penny. 706 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,919 I've actually come up with a repayment plan. 707 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,799 Think of it like a... business loan. (CLEARS THROAT) 708 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,240 Here is a project turnover growth 709 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,800 and this is the amount that you'll be getting 710 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,900 every single month from my share of the profits. 711 00:29:18,180 --> 00:29:20,160 I know it's gonna take a while Mr McCann, 712 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,880 but I promise you, you are gonna have 713 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,460 one of the best clubs in the North West when I'm finished. 714 00:29:28,995 --> 00:29:29,995 No. 715 00:29:31,285 --> 00:29:33,020 No? No. 716 00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:36,880 The money gets paid back, in full, by the end of the month. 717 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,420 But it's thirty grand. 718 00:29:39,060 --> 00:29:41,080 We can't raise that sort of cash. 719 00:29:42,439 --> 00:29:43,680 There are... 720 00:29:44,639 --> 00:29:47,180 ..other repayment options available. 721 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000 (SIGHS) 722 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,760 I'll come up with the money. 723 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,540 Make sure you do. 724 00:29:59,336 --> 00:30:01,936 I was driving past your lad's school the other day. 725 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:05,100 You've got to be so careful outside schools. 726 00:30:05,856 --> 00:30:08,620 Take your eye off the road for one second and... 727 00:30:09,096 --> 00:30:10,096 ..well. 728 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:14,216 Those sort of accidents don't bear thinking about do they? 729 00:30:15,616 --> 00:30:17,020 In full. 730 00:30:17,336 --> 00:30:18,616 By the end of the month. 731 00:30:21,896 --> 00:30:23,016 Oh shit! 732 00:30:24,176 --> 00:30:26,654 Where are the fucking bees? 733 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,320 They're in the hives in the back of the van. 734 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,820 We found hives... 735 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,780 ..no fucking bees. 736 00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:37,720 Ooh, Lady Biverley- Be-Ber-err, Beverley 737 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,960 I just want to apologise, I can see you're really upset. 738 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,280 Shouldn't 'a stole them damn bees. 739 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,240 And I didn't know they meant as much as they did to you. 740 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,200 So, you tell us how much they cost and we'll, fucking, sort it. 741 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,400 I don't want your money. 742 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,260 That's a good job cos we ain't got none. 743 00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:52,100 Bees are very special. 744 00:30:52,580 --> 00:30:54,120 They are life. 745 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,680 Without them, the entire ecosystem fails 746 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,720 and everything on Earth would die. 747 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,680 Then it's a good job we... 748 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,440 ..set them free y'know! 749 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,560 Back to nature and all that craic. 750 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,000 - Hey, Lady Beverly... - Martin! 751 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,760 Ay! Ay! Oh! Don't you hit my friends you dickhead. 752 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,120 - Ooh! - Hang on a minute... 753 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,720 Alright, fair enough. 754 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,120 So, what now, Lady Gresham, ma'am. 755 00:31:19,942 --> 00:31:22,340 Let me think about that. 756 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:25,640 Oh! 757 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:26,960 Oi. Hey. 758 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,800 That wasn't-that wasn't a fucking Labrador was it? 759 00:31:29,847 --> 00:31:31,007 - That were a bloke. - Fucking hell! 760 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,760 I fucking said it didn't I? I said not to come to this pub. 761 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,600 And now we are all fucking locked in a cellar because you Dyldo 762 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,120 - were a little bit chilly. - No! This is not my fault. 763 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,400 - Pub was Tommo's idea. - Oh don't try blaming me sweetheart. 764 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,480 I were the one who suggested robbing a painting of a woman 765 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,280 getting dicked down by an octopus if you recall. 766 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,200 She is going to kill us. 767 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,440 Oh! Stop drinking fucking mead. 768 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,840 You're smashed out of your head now. 769 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,880 No one kills anyone over fucking bees. 770 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,240 (SIGHS) 771 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,360 Prang, my arsehole! 772 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,800 (LAUGHS) I don't feel quite ready for that! 773 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,853 What the fuck has happened here? 774 00:32:17,783 --> 00:32:21,720 Right. You lot. Against that wall. 775 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,719 Me and me sister 776 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,080 have had a chat. 777 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,960 - Sister? - Yeah. Sister. 778 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,480 She married up. 779 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:30,800 Not that it worked out for her. 780 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:31,800 Me... 781 00:32:31,801 --> 00:32:34,040 ..and those bloody bees... 782 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,980 ..are all she's got left. 783 00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:41,480 Bev wanted me to... Well... 784 00:32:41,741 --> 00:32:44,560 ..her plan were a bit extreme for my tastes. 785 00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:47,760 You know what a woman's like when she's a bee in her bonnet. 786 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:48,820 However, 787 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,620 I do think 788 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,740 she does deserve some form of compensation. 789 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,280 Fair enough. So, I think it's only fitting... 790 00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:58,959 ..if one of you lot 791 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,080 offers up a finger. 792 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,040 See Dylan. You've only got to finger her. 793 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,800 I'll cut it off quick and clean, I promise. 794 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,040 You'll barely feel it. 795 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,680 ♪ THE ANIMALS: The House of the Rising Sun ♪ 796 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:07,920 This lad... (LAUGHS) 797 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,240 Are you winding us up with the finger? Cos I... 798 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,480 He's trying to scare the shit- and it worked an'all... You are... 799 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,040 ..fucking terrifying us. Behave yourself. 800 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,120 You're joking, aren't yer. 801 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,800 - No. - Shit. 802 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,600 I actually think I'm being quite reasonable 803 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,600 - given the circumstances. - Fuck off is it reasonable? 804 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,240 You stole, and presumably... 805 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,080 ..killed, her bees. 806 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,280 I can't just let you walk out of here scot free 807 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,040 like you're Elton fucking John or something. 808 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,720 What are you fucking on about? 809 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,520 Are we in a parallel fucking universe? 810 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:37,960 Where you can ask young men 811 00:33:38,015 --> 00:33:41,135 to willingly give up their fucking digits. 812 00:33:41,175 --> 00:33:43,855 Think about it dude. It's fucking nuts. 813 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,400 It's like the scene in fucking Robin Hood. 814 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,240 Kev Costner and the start of... the film. 815 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,000 Cuts his fucking hand off. Come on man. 816 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,720 - Maybe you're right. - Good. 817 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,760 (SIGHS) 818 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,800 Some toes? 819 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,440 No, not toes. 820 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,640 - What's he gonna do with toes? - Toes is worse. 821 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,440 It is not a negotiation. 822 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,040 Look. You lot aren't leaving here 823 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,400 unless someone gets something chopped. 824 00:34:08,140 --> 00:34:09,820 I'll give you ten minutes. 825 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,660 That's fucking good of him. 826 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,440 I think we all know who it should be. 827 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,520 (ALL SAY DIFFERENT NAME) 828 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,480 - What do you mean Vinnie? - You fucking gobshite. 829 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,880 (ALL ARGUING) 830 00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:25,500 Stop! Fucking shush! 831 00:34:25,614 --> 00:34:26,920 They'll hear us. 832 00:34:27,380 --> 00:34:28,820 Alright. Just... 833 00:34:30,460 --> 00:34:32,340 It should be, it should be me. 834 00:34:33,060 --> 00:34:34,439 Motherfuckers. 835 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,159 You're fucking straight in with your... 836 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,359 Of course, it should be you. 837 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,680 Of course, it should be you, you... it was your all your idea, 838 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,799 this whole thing, stealing the bees. 839 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,040 Hang on... 840 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:46,080 ..Cardi. 841 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,120 Hey? 842 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,120 All I am saying is I know people who have woken up 843 00:34:50,167 --> 00:34:51,840 missing more than just a finger. 844 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,240 Huh? 845 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:54,940 Desperate times... 846 00:34:55,740 --> 00:34:58,040 Fuck me. Fucking hell. Jesus Christ. 847 00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,920 - We shouldn't be considering it. - You can't be... 848 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:02,680 He's a fucking sweet lamb. He's a star child. 849 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:04,080 How the fuck is he gonna make sandwiches 850 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,959 with a fucking missing finger? 851 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,640 (BANGING AND SCRAPING) 852 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,360 - JJ! - I thought I could hear you lot. 853 00:35:24,408 --> 00:35:25,959 What are you doing in the cellar? 854 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,920 ♪ FONTAINES D.C.: Boys In The Better Land ♪ 855 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:28,960 Hiyah. 856 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,780 Dyldo, come and grab Cardi. 857 00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:35,260 Alright guys... 858 00:35:38,780 --> 00:35:41,439 Oh, fuck. Let's get the fuck out of here. 859 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,959 Right lads, I have done this before. 860 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,799 And the important thing... 861 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,120 ..is to just relax in... 862 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,740 Little cunts. 863 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,560 (CARDI MOANING AND GROANING) 864 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,840 ♪ You're not alive until you start kicking. ♪ 865 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,080 ♪ When the room is spinning and the words ain't sticking. ♪ 866 00:36:13,665 --> 00:36:15,440 His elbow's in my crotch! 867 00:36:15,994 --> 00:36:17,020 Fuck me! 868 00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:21,340 Get out of the fucking van! 869 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,640 Ahh look, is this a thing? 870 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:30,760 BOTH: Yeah. 871 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,600 This is lovely... 872 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,080 Oh shit. 873 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,440 You little fucker! 874 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,920 (SCREAMS) Oh my God! 875 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:37,960 Oh my God! 876 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,640 What the fuck?! 877 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,020 Told you bees were fucking dangerous. 878 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,600 ♪ SOUL SURVIVORS: Mama Soul ♪ 879 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:00,640 (PHONE ALERT) 880 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,440 Yeah alright, Mr Popular. 881 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,440 It's a fucking nightmare. Half of these are from Chinese Dan 882 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,460 wondering where the fuck his bees are. 883 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,260 Talk to him tomorrow 884 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,980 It's not too late to go see her, you know. 885 00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:30,639 Sorry! I'm sorry I'm late. 886 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,440 Is it rude that I started without you? 887 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,220 Just get in there, it's freezing! 888 00:37:46,362 --> 00:37:48,842 I just wanted to check that the engine was running OK. But... 889 00:37:48,882 --> 00:37:50,660 ..it seems fine though. 890 00:37:51,042 --> 00:37:53,860 So, what did happen to all them bees? 891 00:37:54,642 --> 00:37:57,975 Don't know and... I don't care. 892 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,320 ♪ ERYKAH BADU: On And On ♪ 893 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,160 ♪ Oh my, my, my. ♪ 894 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,280 (BUZZING) 895 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,500 ♪ I'm feeling high. ♪ 896 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,360 ♪ My money's gone ♪ 897 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,140 ♪ I'm all alone. ♪ 898 00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:15,399 D'you really think he would've cut your finger off? 899 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,599 Yeah I do! Yeah. He was a very frightening man. 900 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,159 That's a pretty good excuse for being so late. 901 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,999 - Are you warm enough? - Yeah. I'm fine. Feel. 902 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,479 Look at them tiny hands, look at them guys. 903 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,140 Jesus, you're like a borrower. 904 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:29,919 Oh, what the fuck is that? 905 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,359 (CHUCKLES) I nearly forgot about him, one sec. 906 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,159 I need to feed him actually... 907 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,599 Do you wanna see him? 908 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,240 ♪ SMOKEY ROBINSON AND THE MIRACLES: You Really Got A Hold On Me ♪ 909 00:38:41,205 --> 00:38:43,480 - Is it real? - Have a touch. 910 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,120 He's lovely y'know. 911 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,280 When I found him, he was really weak. 912 00:38:50,311 --> 00:38:52,159 But if give them a chance... 913 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,480 ..they do come to yer. They'll surprise yer. 914 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:55,780 Little fatty. 915 00:38:56,981 --> 00:38:58,581 You sure you're warm enough. 916 00:38:58,653 --> 00:39:01,920 - Yeah, I'm fine. - It is cold, innit it? 917 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,160 ♪ You've really got a hold on me. ♪ 918 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,120 ♪ Really got a hold on me. ♪ 919 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,240 ♪ You've really got a hold on me. ♪ 920 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,760 ♪ Really got a hold- ♪ 921 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,840 Vin! 922 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,040 Shit. 923 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,040 I need to speak to you. It's really important. 924 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,080 It's fine, I need to use the bathroom anyway. 925 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,280 Oh, erm... 926 00:39:22,949 --> 00:39:23,949 Vinnie? 927 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,640 I'm coming, hun. 928 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,460 - In you come. - Vin... 929 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:32,999 - What's going on? - It's McCann. 930 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,560 I've really fucked up. 931 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,880 What the fuck do you mean McCann? What're you talking about? 932 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,160 Right, I didn't get the money from the bank for the Rat and Cutter. 933 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,200 Oh my God. 934 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:41,360 Listen. Listen. 935 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,120 Right, he gave me a big float to put through the books. 936 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,880 That's fucking money laundering, innit? 937 00:39:45,927 --> 00:39:48,787 I know and it was in the safe that Ronnie and Keithy stole. 938 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,360 How much? 939 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,420 How much Erin? 940 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,500 Thirty thousand. 941 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,140 And he wants it back by the end of the month. 942 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:04,360 - Hi. - Hi. 943 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,200 It's OK. 944 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,680 Sorry I... I di-I didn't realise you had company. 945 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:13,399 - OK, I'll call you tomorrow? - OK. I'm sorry Sam... 946 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,560 Don't worry. 947 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,980 Erm, yeah. Tyler, he erm... 948 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:23,360 Right, he wouldn't do anything to Tyler would he? He wouldn't. 949 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,920 - It was j... it was a threat. - What did he say about Tyler? 950 00:40:25,967 --> 00:40:27,655 He knows what school he goes to. 951 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,400 And he was saying something about kids having accidents... 952 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,400 Something... 953 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,680 I'm just really worried. 954 00:40:35,740 --> 00:40:38,780 Nothing's happening to that boy, can you hear me? 955 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,480 (MUFFLED) I'm so scared. 956 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:41,620 Don't be scared. 957 00:40:42,380 --> 00:40:44,740 Nothing's gonna happen to that boy. 958 00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:48,100 I'm gonna fix it. 959 00:41:23,341 --> 00:41:24,381 You're done. 960 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,540 What're you doing here? 961 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,720 I need to talk to you man. Alone. 962 00:41:31,174 --> 00:41:32,700 I think we've got a problem. 963 00:41:37,952 --> 00:41:40,992 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 964 00:41:41,024 --> 00:41:44,120 Sub extracted & improved by Se7enOfNin9 for addic7ed.com 68487

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