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Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express.
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Come and watch pikeys making a mess
of the lives they were given
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by 'im upstairs...
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and kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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Stay away!
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What sounds on earth could ever replace
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kids needing money
or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon,
and me included,
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented -
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to calm us all down,
stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our head.
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But you pay the taxes!
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Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers,
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now!
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Scatter. Party!
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So...
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Maxine, then...
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MICKY: See, here's the problem withsociety. We've got too much choice.
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Every decade that rolls past,we get more and more lifestyle options.
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You fuckin'...!
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And the one thingyou can guarantee about people -
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give 'em a choiceand they'll pick the wrong fuckin'one.
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And then it's too late.
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Can't rewind, can't go back,you've made your choice,
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and you and everyone elsehas got to live with it.
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ASAP.
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Was happy to feed Stella.
Make sure the bills were paid.
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Stop Dad from choking
on his own vomit.
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Wasn't choking so much
as a terrified gargle.
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But you just broke the camel's back.
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Camel?
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Hey! Brekky!
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Just take, take, take,
wi' you, innit?
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Should've got that tidy little thing
you hang around with to sew it for you,
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instead of pissing Liam off.
That's her job, see?
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- Maxine?
- Yeah.
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We broke up. Remember?
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- Give you the sharp end of the elbow?
- No. I dumped her.
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(SCOFFS)
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Seriously. I did.
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It was me. All me.
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She's out of your league, mate.
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You're supposed to hold onto
those ones, not chuck 'em away.
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It just didn't feel right.
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Good in the sack, made you laugh,
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bit of a brain on her, cracking tits
you could stare at for hours?
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Well, yeah.
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So what the fuck didn't feel right?
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Well, while you're ruminating
on your failings as a human being,
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two eggs, sunny side up.
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So, you'll do it, then.
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I dunno. It's weird.
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Statement, not a question.
Cos I've already told my mum and dad
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that I'm bringing my boyfriend
to their anniversary party.
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Oh, great.
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- Oh, and you're a doctor.
- What?!
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Congratulations.
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But I'm not a doctor.
And even if I was,
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I'd be a gay doctor,
so that's even less use for you.
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You're the only
half-decent man I know.
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So show up, slap a smile on your face
and pretend you like me.
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Why you so bothered about
impressing your parents, anyway?
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Because they think I'm a fuck-up.
And I am a fuck-up.
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But I'm don't want to provide them
with any more ammunition.
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Tell you what, that black goes in...
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...and you're on.
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You all right, mate?
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Look, I don't want to sound like a tit,
but your angle's all wrong.
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Go on, then.
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That was actually pretty good.
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Nothing.
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What, that doesn't count!
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You said the black had to go in.
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You didn't say who by.
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Wear something straight.
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- Got any Tom Bakers?
- What?
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Scarves.
You know, like Tom Baker wore.
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Ladies' wear, third floor.
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Eh?
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It's the lowest form of wit, love.
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Never mind.
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Going to look like a real twat
if I turn up without one.
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Bournemouth, three days.
Doctor Who convention.
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There's going to be
a real, live Cyberman there.
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- And I fucking love Cybermen.
- 4.50.
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I hear Karen Maguire's
coming out of prison today.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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- And it was hospital, not prison.
- No. Mimi definitely said prison.
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Ta. See ya.
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Yeah, live long and prosper.
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Are you OK?
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I've stayed in worse places.
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It's all right.
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You can give me a hug,
I'm not going to break.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Bit quiet in here, innit?
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People aren't willing to slap down
cash for a quickie any more.
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Everyone just stays home and wanks.
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I thought when Lillian
left me in charge,
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it'd be a chance
to do things my way.
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But you can't have a knocking shop
if nobody's knocking.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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Um...
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Piss off, son.
Come back when you're older.
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Whoa, whoa. Don't you fucking move.
How old are ya?
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16.
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You got ID?
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Technically, he's legal.
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Yeah, but if he gets
his rocks off in 'ere,
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then every bloody kid for miles is
going to be coming through that door.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Park your arse.
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"She's young," I said.
"They make mistakes.
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"That's what youth is all about.
She'll learn."
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Main thing, she did her time
like a good girl.
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Makes me feel proud.
She's not half like me.
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(CLATTERING)
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I wasn't in jail.
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Best not talk about this now,
eh, Karen?
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I was in hospital.
A psychiatric hospital.
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Insanity plea. Works a charm.
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I've been diagnosed
wi' being bipolar.
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It's an affective disorder in which
the individual alternates between
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states of deep depression
and extreme elation.
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And it is nothing to be ashamed of...
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despite what some people
might think.
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You'll ruin the good name
of this family.
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Have you actually
looked at the family recently?
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Because if you really think the Maguires
have got a good name,
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maybe it's you that needs
to stay in a nuthouse.
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Cereal for dinner?
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Yeah, for any time of the day.
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Not breaking any laws.
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Going out?
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Yeah. Maxine's folks
are having a party.
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Well, a bit of warning
would have been nice.
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I've not even had a shower
or anything.
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It's a private party.
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- Oh.
- It's not going to be fun.
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I've got to pretend
to be her doctor boyfriend.
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Boyfriend?!
But she does know that you're a...
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- Some kind of bird?
- Shit-stabber.
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- Of course she does. You know that.
- Ta-da!
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You scrub up OK.
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So do you.
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Yeah, for a poof!
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Well, I'm dead busy tonight, me.
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Oh, I've got loads of things to do.
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(TV ON)
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Should we hold hands or something?
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I don't know. If you want.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hello?
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Is this not a bit over the top?
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Shut up.
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Hiya, Mum.
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Hiya, love. Aw.
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- Dad, this is, er, my boyfriend.
- Hi.
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Dr Gallagher.
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Doctor?
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Oh!
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Can't be bad. Come in.
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(MAN SINGING KARAOKE)
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So, how come you ended up
with our Max, then?
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We met at, um...
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...a social function.
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It must be a bit frustrating, though?
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Well, no, not really.
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It's just you've obviously gone out
and made something of yourself
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and now you've been lumbered
with her. Take her brother, Bruce.
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He's directionless, yeah,
but he's got drive. He's got gumption.
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I've got drive.
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Of course you have, sweetheart.
Don't be so sensitive.
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She's just like her mother. You help
yourself to beer, won't you, Ian?
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Don't. I'm fine.
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Cool fucking beans. On toast.
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Let's just get through this party
without fucking up.
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Apparently, the sexual peak
for a woman is in her 30s.
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That's, like, 60 in dog years.
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Micky, what you doing?
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Making conversation.
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No, what the fuck are you doing here?
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I'm looking out for you.
Watching that Maxine. She fancies you.
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Don't talk shite.
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- It'll get messy.
- Stop trying to run my life.
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Stay here, don't touch anything,
don't talk to anyone.
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Maxine won't mind. Carl's here too.
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You shouldn't be here.
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It's a party.
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It's not that sort of party.
You can't stay.
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I'm sure your boyfriend won't mind.
Could have asked me, though.
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Have a bit of fun!
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Hey, Doc, are you going to have
a go at that karaoke?
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Max sounds like a pig being punched
when she starts belting them out.
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Cut it out.
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Cut what out?
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You're making Max feel bad.
I know you probably don't mean to.
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I don't want to cause an argument,
but you need to ease up on her.
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Give her a smile or a thumbs-up
or something.
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CARL: What are we singing?
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I Got You Babe.
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MAN: Oh, my God.
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You've got to go home some time,
kiddo.
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No. Not until they stop
treating me like a slave.
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Unless I'm getting in the way.
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Course you're not.
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Right. Number 64, you're up.
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Thank you.
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Calm down. Deep breaths.
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Have fun.
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After-school specials?
You're a genius.
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Shame it's out of my pocket
straight into Lillian's.
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No, you just need a bit
of creative accounting, that's all.
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Nah. I couldn't do that.
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Hi!
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I've counted it, twice.
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There's your ticket, take a seat.
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Cheers.
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Then again...
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...what she doesn't know, right?
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Jamie, it's like a thousand insects
scrabbling away.
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Jamie, why won't it stop?
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Jamie, why won't it stop? Stop!
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Stop!
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(GASPS) Sorry. It's just...
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Oh, sorry.
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It's OK. I understand.
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It's not you, Karen. It's just...
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I'm tired, babes.
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It's all right.
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So, you really like our Max, eh?
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Yeah, she's great.
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You're a shit liar.
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Little gayboy.
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Cut it out, Bruce.
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It's OK. He knows.
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I tell my little brother everything.
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Fuck's sake. I thought you
were going to punch me then.
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Yeah. With his penis.
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You're kidding. Are you...?
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- One of the gays? Yep. For me sins.
- I'm one of them lot too.
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Max, you got any friends who
don't park their car up Chocolate Lane?
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- I don't.
- Yeah, that's a shame.
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Right, well, you boys can all
crash in here,
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but don't expect
any Caligula-style orgies.
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Smoking dope's one thing, but I
don't think Pops would be too pleased
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if he found us all
with us dicks hanging out.
252
00:15:05,532 --> 00:15:07,012
(ALL LAUGH)
253
00:15:07,092 --> 00:15:08,606
And cheers for sticking up for my sis.
254
00:15:08,692 --> 00:15:10,012
If you were shafting her,
255
00:15:10,092 --> 00:15:12,527
I'd definitely give you
my seal of approval.
256
00:15:14,252 --> 00:15:16,449
MAXINE: I'll get some pillows and stuff,
then.
257
00:15:17,733 --> 00:15:21,727
I was thinking...
that I could stay in your room.
258
00:15:21,813 --> 00:15:24,282
I mean, give the lads
a bit of space and all that.
259
00:15:24,373 --> 00:15:26,012
Yeah, it's just...
260
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,528
Ian's my fake boyfriend, so...
261
00:15:28,613 --> 00:15:31,253
My dad, you know. Might be weird.
262
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,289
Yeah, good point.
263
00:15:32,373 --> 00:15:36,003
Er, your singing...
it were dead good.
264
00:15:36,093 --> 00:15:37,163
Like proper singing.
265
00:15:38,573 --> 00:15:40,053
Oh, cheers.
266
00:15:53,013 --> 00:15:55,289
- What...?
- Shh.
267
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,885
(EXHALES)
268
00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:14,174
MICKY: I'm looking out for you.Watching that Maxine. She fancies you.
269
00:16:16,014 --> 00:16:18,006
(KETTLE BOILING)
270
00:16:20,934 --> 00:16:23,085
(KETTLE CLICKS OFF)
271
00:16:35,414 --> 00:16:37,974
Cheers for last night.
I do appreciate it.
272
00:16:38,054 --> 00:16:39,727
That's my mug.
273
00:16:39,814 --> 00:16:40,770
What?
274
00:16:40,854 --> 00:16:44,848
It says "Ian" on it. Ian. That's me.
So, respect that, thank you.
275
00:16:50,254 --> 00:16:52,246
What's his problem?
276
00:16:53,374 --> 00:16:55,411
You've put the wind up him.
277
00:16:55,494 --> 00:16:56,484
Sorry?
278
00:16:56,574 --> 00:16:57,564
He knows.
279
00:16:57,654 --> 00:16:58,770
Knows what?
280
00:16:58,854 --> 00:16:59,810
That you fancy him.
281
00:17:01,534 --> 00:17:02,763
I don't.
282
00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:06,165
Whatever you thinks going to happen,
it's not. Right?
283
00:17:06,254 --> 00:17:10,249
- I'm sorry, but it's not.
- You need a fucking hobby, sunshine.
284
00:17:10,335 --> 00:17:11,849
Too much time on your hands.
285
00:17:30,575 --> 00:17:32,692
Friendly warning letter.
286
00:17:33,895 --> 00:17:35,966
Official warning letter.
287
00:17:37,255 --> 00:17:40,612
Red no-more-fucking-warning letters.
288
00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:42,607
Easy, Karen, easy.
289
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,891
Come on, calm down.
290
00:17:44,975 --> 00:17:49,367
You think I'm doing this cos of my
condition? Crazy fucking Karen?
291
00:17:49,455 --> 00:17:52,050
We are one bill away from
being out on our arses.
292
00:17:52,135 --> 00:17:54,047
Hey, it's all under control.
293
00:17:54,135 --> 00:17:56,013
I'm dealing with these.
294
00:17:57,175 --> 00:17:59,053
You've got nothing to worry about.
295
00:17:59,135 --> 00:18:00,854
You promise me?
296
00:18:00,935 --> 00:18:02,085
Yeah.
297
00:18:02,175 --> 00:18:03,292
Course.
298
00:18:26,096 --> 00:18:27,450
Voilà.
299
00:18:27,536 --> 00:18:30,005
Tidy bit of artwork
by yours fucking truly.
300
00:18:38,496 --> 00:18:40,249
Oi. What the fuck...?
301
00:18:52,136 --> 00:18:53,490
You all right?
302
00:18:53,576 --> 00:18:56,967
Don't speak, all right?
Don't say a word.
303
00:19:08,577 --> 00:19:10,011
Ah, yeah. Ah.
304
00:19:12,297 --> 00:19:15,131
Oh! Mm! Ah!
305
00:19:17,217 --> 00:19:18,287
MICKY: Watching that Maxine.
306
00:19:18,377 --> 00:19:21,290
Because whatever you think'sgoing to happen, it's not.
307
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,606
She fancies ya.
308
00:19:22,697 --> 00:19:24,689
He knows that you fancy him.
309
00:19:31,057 --> 00:19:32,616
I've got to run.
310
00:19:32,697 --> 00:19:35,451
- Right, well, I'll see you later, yeah?
- Yeah.
311
00:19:42,737 --> 00:19:44,649
(GROANS)
312
00:19:46,297 --> 00:19:48,368
Have you seen the scissors?
313
00:19:48,457 --> 00:19:49,811
(MICKY GASPS)
314
00:20:01,378 --> 00:20:02,607
Give us a kiss.
315
00:20:02,698 --> 00:20:03,654
Fuck off, Micky.
316
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,809
(MUSIC PLAYING)
317
00:20:16,178 --> 00:20:19,933
It's back on. It's so back on.
You should have seen her, all over me.
318
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:22,738
All right, we get it, mate.
You're great, you're fucking amazing.
319
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:30,168
- Right, I'm off.
- You're joking?! You can't go home.
320
00:20:30,258 --> 00:20:32,329
Are you not seeing what I'm seeing?
321
00:20:33,938 --> 00:20:35,497
They're all right, I suppose.
322
00:20:35,578 --> 00:20:38,298
All right? It's girls in school uniform.
323
00:20:38,378 --> 00:20:41,132
There's no way
we are not going home with them.
324
00:20:45,618 --> 00:20:48,008
No, I can't. It wouldn't be right.
325
00:20:48,098 --> 00:20:50,250
No, it really would be.
326
00:20:50,339 --> 00:20:55,016
There's two of them and one of you,
and they're all gagging for it.
327
00:20:55,099 --> 00:20:59,173
So stop being a tit
and get over there.
328
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,852
Happy birthday!
329
00:21:00,939 --> 00:21:03,249
See you later, mate. Take care.
330
00:21:06,659 --> 00:21:09,572
Ladies' toilets. Two minutes.
331
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:10,775
You what?
332
00:21:10,859 --> 00:21:12,418
You heard.
333
00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:22,018
Do I know you?
334
00:21:22,099 --> 00:21:25,490
- No.
- So what's this about, then?
335
00:21:25,579 --> 00:21:28,014
I just wanted to see
what sort of person you are.
336
00:21:28,099 --> 00:21:31,376
Like, are you the sort of man
who walks into the ladies
337
00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:33,849
just because a stranger told him to?
338
00:21:33,939 --> 00:21:35,009
And...?
339
00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:08,857
I was going to knock this time,
honest.
340
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:13,539
Oh, come on. It was sort of funny.
341
00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:18,773
Have you been eating twat sandwiches
today or summat?
342
00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:20,294
Cos either I've done something wrong
343
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,975
or you've turned into
a total fanny overnight.
344
00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:24,653
(TV ON)
345
00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:27,574
Micky thinks you fancy me.
346
00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:31,336
And he keeps going on about it.
It's messing with my head a bit.
347
00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:32,649
Sorry.
348
00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:37,171
I don't think you
need to worry about that.
349
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:41,854
Even if I did, it'd be pointless.
350
00:22:44,541 --> 00:22:46,737
So don't flatter yourself.
351
00:22:48,141 --> 00:22:49,575
(TV OFF)
352
00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:51,732
It's not just that.
353
00:22:51,821 --> 00:22:53,335
It's...
354
00:22:53,421 --> 00:22:55,492
I don't know.
355
00:22:57,941 --> 00:23:00,615
- What are you doing?
- I don't know.
356
00:23:00,701 --> 00:23:03,170
Don't do that. Don't!
357
00:23:03,261 --> 00:23:06,698
- Sorry.
- I know you're just trying to be nice,
358
00:23:06,781 --> 00:23:10,331
but I fucking hate nice
and I don't need your sympathy.
359
00:23:10,421 --> 00:23:11,935
It's not sympathy.
360
00:23:12,021 --> 00:23:14,411
Ian, a few hours ago,
you had your dick in Micky,
361
00:23:14,501 --> 00:23:16,174
so let's not pretend otherwise, eh?
362
00:23:16,261 --> 00:23:18,093
I did it
because I thought it'd help.
363
00:23:19,341 --> 00:23:21,537
You don't have to justify it.
364
00:23:23,141 --> 00:23:25,497
That's what you do.
365
00:23:25,581 --> 00:23:27,015
Who you are.
366
00:23:29,901 --> 00:23:30,971
Sorry.
367
00:23:31,061 --> 00:23:32,893
(CHUCKLES) All right?
368
00:23:32,981 --> 00:23:34,415
Piss off.
369
00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:38,135
(TV ON)
370
00:23:46,822 --> 00:23:48,302
Stop, right?
371
00:23:52,102 --> 00:23:53,377
Stop.
372
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,898
(GROANING)
373
00:24:04,982 --> 00:24:06,621
(GASPING)
374
00:24:13,942 --> 00:24:16,741
(BOTH GASP AND GROAN)
375
00:24:23,822 --> 00:24:27,418
(ORGASMIC GASPING)
376
00:24:41,943 --> 00:24:44,333
Please tell me you
weren't watching me sleep.
377
00:24:44,423 --> 00:24:47,814
We're going to watch a movie.
378
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,622
It's a bit early for porn, isn't it?
379
00:24:49,703 --> 00:24:51,854
It's not porn. It's art.
380
00:24:51,943 --> 00:24:53,536
Oh, really. What's it called?
381
00:24:53,623 --> 00:24:56,343
Handbugger Hill.Part Two.
382
00:24:59,463 --> 00:25:01,022
That is Richie Rockwood.
383
00:25:01,103 --> 00:25:04,813
Ten inches of pure hard steel.
384
00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:06,576
He won the Gay Adult Video Awards,
385
00:25:06,663 --> 00:25:09,735
Best Performer,
three years in a row.
386
00:25:09,823 --> 00:25:11,496
He's gorgeous, isn't he?
387
00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:13,302
He's all right, I guess.
388
00:25:13,383 --> 00:25:17,093
No, he is not "all right". A cup of tea
in the morning's "all right".
389
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,742
Beans on toast is "all right".
390
00:25:18,823 --> 00:25:22,533
Richie Rockwood is fucking incredible,
and I want you to admit that to me,
391
00:25:22,623 --> 00:25:25,263
right here, right now.
392
00:25:31,904 --> 00:25:33,543
You saw us.
393
00:25:33,624 --> 00:25:35,377
You're too fucking right I did.
Ruined me dinner.
394
00:25:35,464 --> 00:25:38,377
It must be confusing for you.
It's confusing for me too.
395
00:25:38,464 --> 00:25:40,660
Really fucking confusing.
396
00:25:40,744 --> 00:25:43,896
Hey, don't worry.
397
00:25:43,984 --> 00:25:46,021
We're going to sort you out.
398
00:25:46,104 --> 00:25:49,302
We'll de-straighten you.
Everything'll be fine.
399
00:25:49,384 --> 00:25:51,694
- Ian, just watch the movie!
- I don't want to watch the fucking movie!
400
00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:53,537
- Fine. We'll go to bed.
- No!
401
00:25:53,624 --> 00:25:55,900
You didn't have a problem yesterday
before she fucked with your head.
402
00:25:55,984 --> 00:25:57,418
She didn't fuck with my head.
403
00:25:57,504 --> 00:25:59,177
So I'm just a piece of meat to you, am I?
404
00:25:59,264 --> 00:26:01,256
A booty call.
405
00:26:01,344 --> 00:26:02,744
I'm sorry.
406
00:26:02,824 --> 00:26:07,057
I...shouldn't have dragged you into this.
I shouldn't have slept with you.
407
00:26:07,144 --> 00:26:09,295
Yes, you should, Ian!
408
00:26:09,384 --> 00:26:11,455
Because I'm a fucking man!
409
00:26:11,544 --> 00:26:13,342
And that is fucking natural!
410
00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:19,544
I'm not handling knock-offs.
411
00:26:19,624 --> 00:26:21,422
They're not knock-off.
They're 100% legit.
412
00:26:21,504 --> 00:26:22,825
Where did you get them from, then?
413
00:26:22,905 --> 00:26:24,305
I won 'em.
414
00:26:25,225 --> 00:26:26,739
In a raffle. Youth club.
415
00:26:26,825 --> 00:26:30,899
The youth club was raffling
off Ladyshaves?
416
00:26:32,065 --> 00:26:33,181
50 quid.
417
00:26:33,265 --> 00:26:34,255
Done!
418
00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:44,064
Liam! Breakfast.
419
00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:48,140
Carl? Stella?
420
00:26:48,225 --> 00:26:49,659
Anyone?
421
00:26:49,745 --> 00:26:50,701
Hello?
422
00:26:54,585 --> 00:26:55,939
(CHEERING)
423
00:26:56,025 --> 00:26:57,744
All right, on you go.
424
00:26:57,825 --> 00:27:00,784
Don't forget your souvenir snaps,
only two quid.
425
00:27:01,905 --> 00:27:06,502
Look, come home, son.
This is no place for a young lad.
426
00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:07,905
Fuckin' 'ell.
427
00:27:07,985 --> 00:27:11,023
You only want me home
cos you can't look after yourself.
428
00:27:11,105 --> 00:27:12,744
Well, yeah, obviously.
429
00:27:12,825 --> 00:27:16,819
But you're part of me,
you're me flesh and blood.
430
00:27:16,905 --> 00:27:19,501
I'm like one of those amputees
431
00:27:19,586 --> 00:27:21,896
who just lost a limb
and still thinks that it's there.
432
00:27:21,986 --> 00:27:23,136
20 quid.
433
00:27:23,226 --> 00:27:27,778
It's not about the cash, Liam,
it's about family.
434
00:27:27,866 --> 00:27:29,425
20...quid.
435
00:27:29,506 --> 00:27:32,783
I could get a maid for that, a butler.
Me own personal Jeeves.
436
00:27:32,866 --> 00:27:34,744
Then get one.
437
00:27:34,826 --> 00:27:36,180
Just...
438
00:27:37,266 --> 00:27:38,416
...what?
439
00:27:38,506 --> 00:27:40,623
You what? Eh, eh?
440
00:27:40,706 --> 00:27:42,618
Fucking tried, didn't I?
441
00:27:42,706 --> 00:27:45,141
Me own fucking flesh and blood.
442
00:27:54,946 --> 00:27:57,905
I think you must have wandered
into the wrong house,
443
00:27:57,986 --> 00:28:02,026
cos everybody knows Paddy Maguire
wouldn't pay for it.
444
00:28:04,226 --> 00:28:07,105
I just thought,
as two fellow entrepreneurs,
445
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,940
we could have a little chat -
a business opportunity.
446
00:28:10,026 --> 00:28:11,858
We're doing fine as we are.
447
00:28:11,946 --> 00:28:14,018
You haven't even heard my proposal.
448
00:28:14,107 --> 00:28:15,700
That's right.
449
00:28:15,787 --> 00:28:17,744
I haven't.
450
00:28:17,827 --> 00:28:19,022
Goodbye, Paddy.
451
00:28:23,507 --> 00:28:26,022
Try and control your woman, son...
452
00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:31,742
...before someone else has to.
453
00:28:55,107 --> 00:28:57,622
(GASPING)
454
00:29:04,307 --> 00:29:07,141
Whatever your game is,
I'm not interested.
455
00:29:07,227 --> 00:29:08,820
Jamie... It is Jamie, right?
456
00:29:08,907 --> 00:29:10,388
Sit down.
457
00:29:10,468 --> 00:29:15,224
Now, there's a woman in Manchester
on a conference.
458
00:29:16,428 --> 00:29:20,422
Three months ago, she discovered that
her husband had been having an affair
459
00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:22,147
for over two years.
460
00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:24,697
She's vulnerable, a little insecure,
461
00:29:24,788 --> 00:29:28,020
but, most importantly,
she needs cheering up,
462
00:29:28,108 --> 00:29:32,182
and someone like you could really
put the smile back on her face.
463
00:29:32,268 --> 00:29:33,907
You've got to be kidding, yeah?
464
00:29:33,988 --> 00:29:36,025
Er, I put 200 in your pocket.
465
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,258
Missing 50 here.
466
00:29:38,308 --> 00:29:39,947
I had bills to pay.
467
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:43,100
Times are hard. I get it.
That's why I'm offering you work.
468
00:29:43,188 --> 00:29:45,657
I said I had bills.
469
00:29:45,748 --> 00:29:48,468
I didn't say I wanting
to become a fucking man-whore.
470
00:29:48,548 --> 00:29:51,063
You still took 50 quid off me
to pay some bills.
471
00:29:51,148 --> 00:29:52,582
But it won't be enough, will it?
472
00:29:52,668 --> 00:29:56,344
There's always another brown envelope
waiting to land on the doormat.
473
00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:59,546
One hour's work, and you get this.
474
00:30:01,148 --> 00:30:03,026
No. I'm not interested.
475
00:30:03,108 --> 00:30:05,863
You are going to walk away from this?
476
00:30:05,949 --> 00:30:08,544
I've got a wife and a kid, so, yeah...
477
00:30:08,629 --> 00:30:09,949
I am.
478
00:30:17,669 --> 00:30:20,104
Think about it.
479
00:30:24,749 --> 00:30:25,705
Hey...
480
00:30:25,789 --> 00:30:29,703
I can guarantee you at least
200 quid a session, right?
481
00:30:29,789 --> 00:30:32,099
Well, that's three sessions a week,
482
00:30:32,189 --> 00:30:35,421
that's nearly two and a half grand
a month, right. Tax-free.
483
00:30:35,509 --> 00:30:37,660
Yes, you have a wife and a kid,
484
00:30:37,749 --> 00:30:40,787
but that kind of money's got to make
life a lot easier for everyone.
485
00:30:40,869 --> 00:30:44,260
If you want to know more, get in the car.
486
00:30:51,269 --> 00:30:54,341
It's through the back, gents.
Game kicks off in five minutes.
487
00:30:54,429 --> 00:30:58,423
It's a 100 quid minimum and,
time wasters, you know where the exit is.
488
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:09,384
No.
489
00:31:09,470 --> 00:31:10,620
What?
490
00:31:10,710 --> 00:31:15,341
I can't do it, Joe. One thing I've learned
is life has got to be simple.
491
00:31:15,430 --> 00:31:16,750
It is.
492
00:31:16,830 --> 00:31:20,028
You, me and the baby,
we get in the car and we go.
493
00:31:20,110 --> 00:31:21,544
Right now.
494
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,223
Heard you got tagged.
495
00:31:25,870 --> 00:31:28,988
That was a misunderstanding
at the casino.
496
00:31:29,070 --> 00:31:31,141
It's a ten-minute detour to a mate.
497
00:31:31,230 --> 00:31:34,826
It's a blowtorch and wire cutters
moment. It's not a reason to stay.
498
00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:38,899
Jamie can't look after ya.
499
00:31:38,990 --> 00:31:40,982
He can't provide for you, not like I can.
500
00:31:41,070 --> 00:31:42,026
He does his best.
501
00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:44,067
And it's never going to be good enough!
502
00:31:47,790 --> 00:31:49,429
I just came here...
503
00:31:49,510 --> 00:31:50,580
to say no.
504
00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:54,502
That was it.
505
00:32:02,391 --> 00:32:04,587
Really fuckin' smooth, Joe.
506
00:32:06,951 --> 00:32:08,783
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
507
00:32:11,911 --> 00:32:12,867
Carl! Hey.
508
00:32:12,951 --> 00:32:15,102
Shh! Come.
509
00:32:15,191 --> 00:32:16,386
Come on.
510
00:32:16,471 --> 00:32:17,427
Sit down.
511
00:32:19,151 --> 00:32:20,346
Close your eyes.
512
00:32:21,431 --> 00:32:22,581
Come on, close them.
513
00:32:26,871 --> 00:32:27,827
OK.
514
00:32:29,751 --> 00:32:30,707
What's this?
515
00:32:31,551 --> 00:32:33,668
Open it and see.
516
00:32:36,511 --> 00:32:38,184
Jesus!
517
00:32:38,271 --> 00:32:40,547
It's real.
518
00:32:41,511 --> 00:32:44,151
Carl...
you haven't thought this through.
519
00:32:44,231 --> 00:32:46,063
I have. Really.
520
00:32:46,151 --> 00:32:50,703
Look, we've been stupid
and we've made mistakes...
521
00:32:50,791 --> 00:32:52,385
but I'm certain about this, Max.
522
00:32:53,632 --> 00:32:56,670
I really am. You and me.
523
00:32:56,752 --> 00:33:00,587
Whoa! You've got terrible timing, you.
I'm running late for work.
524
00:33:00,672 --> 00:33:01,901
Five minutes.
525
00:33:01,992 --> 00:33:04,905
I'm already on a warning.
They're going to kill me.
526
00:33:04,992 --> 00:33:06,426
Last chance, they said.
527
00:33:10,432 --> 00:33:13,550
Go on, then. You better run.
I'll come see you after.
528
00:33:13,632 --> 00:33:14,588
Yeah.
529
00:33:21,512 --> 00:33:23,424
- Guess what?
- What?
530
00:33:23,512 --> 00:33:24,832
I'm getting married.
531
00:33:39,912 --> 00:33:41,232
(DOOR OPENS)
532
00:33:43,672 --> 00:33:44,628
Come in(!)
533
00:33:52,233 --> 00:33:53,986
Not going to give you
much of a night out.
534
00:33:54,073 --> 00:33:55,029
What do you want?
535
00:33:55,113 --> 00:33:56,069
Assistance.
536
00:33:56,153 --> 00:33:58,065
And what makes you
think I'll say yes?
537
00:33:58,153 --> 00:34:00,873
Because you want to be
in full possession of your kneecaps.
538
00:34:02,153 --> 00:34:05,191
And I'll be forever in your debt.
539
00:34:06,473 --> 00:34:10,103
Who knows, maybe it'll mend
a few bridges between me and your ma.
540
00:34:10,193 --> 00:34:13,186
Is this something like being made
an offer you can't refuse?
541
00:34:13,273 --> 00:34:14,229
No.
542
00:34:14,313 --> 00:34:18,432
It's exactly like being made
an offer you can't refuse.
543
00:34:22,153 --> 00:34:24,622
(MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH)
544
00:35:18,474 --> 00:35:20,067
Over a thousand quid in two days.
545
00:35:20,154 --> 00:35:22,305
God, if Lillian wasn't coming back
tomorrow...
546
00:35:22,394 --> 00:35:23,589
I know.
547
00:35:23,674 --> 00:35:25,791
I mean, the best thing is,
we did this.
548
00:35:27,354 --> 00:35:29,630
Thought they'd all buggered off home.
549
00:35:40,155 --> 00:35:41,748
What the fuck are you doing?
550
00:35:42,715 --> 00:35:44,274
Out! Everyone out!
551
00:35:47,155 --> 00:35:48,635
I'm sorry.
552
00:35:48,715 --> 00:35:51,230
Fuck being sorry.
What the hell is wrong with you?
553
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:52,874
It's only coke.
554
00:35:52,955 --> 00:35:55,550
Since when have you been
a fucking coke dealer, Chesney?
555
00:35:58,675 --> 00:36:00,712
You're working for him.
556
00:36:05,435 --> 00:36:06,915
OK, you can piss off now.
557
00:36:08,275 --> 00:36:10,710
Uh-uh. We're keeping the coke
a nd the money.
558
00:36:10,795 --> 00:36:11,911
He'll fucking kill me.
559
00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:13,714
I'll handle him.
560
00:36:13,795 --> 00:36:16,230
I didn't have a choice.
561
00:36:19,155 --> 00:36:22,387
- So she said yeah, then?
- She's going to. I can tell.
562
00:36:22,475 --> 00:36:23,909
You see, I know Maxine.
563
00:36:23,995 --> 00:36:25,987
No, you don't.
564
00:36:26,075 --> 00:36:27,304
What do you mean?
565
00:36:28,595 --> 00:36:32,032
You don't know Maxine at all.
You don't know anything.
566
00:36:34,396 --> 00:36:35,625
Ian's sleeping with her.
567
00:36:35,716 --> 00:36:37,469
What?!
568
00:36:37,556 --> 00:36:38,592
Shut up!
569
00:36:38,676 --> 00:36:40,030
I caught 'em.
570
00:36:40,116 --> 00:36:41,869
I'm sure you did. Ian and Maxine?!
571
00:36:41,956 --> 00:36:44,710
I came home, and they were fucking.
They didn't see me.
572
00:36:44,796 --> 00:36:47,186
Look, Ian's gay...and you're insane.
573
00:36:47,276 --> 00:36:49,586
Think about it.
574
00:36:49,676 --> 00:36:51,395
All that time they spend together,
575
00:36:51,476 --> 00:36:53,945
laughing and joking. Best mates.
576
00:36:54,036 --> 00:36:56,267
More than best mates.
577
00:36:56,356 --> 00:36:58,393
You've seen it too.
578
00:36:58,476 --> 00:37:00,547
Micky...
579
00:37:00,636 --> 00:37:02,753
you're starting to piss me off now.
580
00:37:02,836 --> 00:37:07,991
Ask him, then. Ask him about it.
Why would I lie to you, for fuck's sake?
581
00:37:08,076 --> 00:37:10,193
I'm trying to stop you
making a fool of yourself!
582
00:37:10,276 --> 00:37:11,232
Fuck off!
583
00:37:11,316 --> 00:37:13,990
In his bed. I saw 'em.
Fucking each other.
584
00:37:14,076 --> 00:37:16,796
Look, I'm telling you this to help you.
585
00:37:16,876 --> 00:37:18,629
Why are you trying to mess with me
like this?
586
00:37:19,556 --> 00:37:21,707
Tell me it's a lie! Tell me!
587
00:37:21,796 --> 00:37:23,788
I can't!
588
00:37:23,876 --> 00:37:25,629
It's not!
589
00:37:25,716 --> 00:37:27,389
Ian and Maxine?
590
00:37:27,476 --> 00:37:29,115
My Maxine?
591
00:37:30,397 --> 00:37:32,389
No...
592
00:37:32,477 --> 00:37:35,914
That's not fucking... That's not
fucking possible. She wouldn't.
593
00:37:37,517 --> 00:37:39,031
She wants to be with me.
594
00:37:39,117 --> 00:37:42,588
She got up and walked out on you
the moment you pulled out that ring.
595
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,077
Has she called you about it?
596
00:37:44,157 --> 00:37:45,477
Texted you?
597
00:37:45,557 --> 00:37:46,752
Anything?
598
00:37:46,837 --> 00:37:47,953
No.
599
00:37:48,037 --> 00:37:50,871
Because she's fucking your brother.
600
00:37:50,957 --> 00:37:51,913
Fuck you!
601
00:37:53,037 --> 00:37:54,266
That's not true!
602
00:37:55,837 --> 00:37:58,113
It's not fucking true!
603
00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:20,875
(ORGASMIC GASPING)
604
00:38:30,598 --> 00:38:32,954
Why the fuck did you tell Carl?!
605
00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:38,673
Because he loves her.
606
00:38:38,758 --> 00:38:41,273
No, no, he doesn't!
He just thinks he does!
607
00:38:41,358 --> 00:38:43,429
- He proposed to her!
- What?
608
00:38:43,518 --> 00:38:46,556
And he was going to ask you
to be the best man. You!
609
00:38:46,638 --> 00:38:48,357
Oh, no, this can't be happening!
610
00:38:49,598 --> 00:38:52,557
Just explain to him
that it was all an accident.
611
00:38:52,638 --> 00:38:56,234
How can I explain it to him
when I don't even understand it myself?
612
00:38:56,318 --> 00:38:57,593
Well, the damage is done.
613
00:38:57,678 --> 00:39:00,147
So you better put a stop
to the whole thing. It's for the best.
614
00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:01,194
No.
615
00:39:01,278 --> 00:39:03,235
But you can't like her.
616
00:39:04,398 --> 00:39:07,470
She doesn't...
She doesn't even have a cock.
617
00:39:07,558 --> 00:39:09,117
Maybe I just like people.
618
00:39:09,198 --> 00:39:10,348
People with cocks.
619
00:39:10,438 --> 00:39:14,352
Or maybe I am confused and maybe
me and Maxine are just mates...
620
00:39:14,438 --> 00:39:16,509
or maybe it's more than that.
621
00:39:16,598 --> 00:39:17,554
How can it be?!
622
00:39:17,638 --> 00:39:20,438
I don't know! I don't have
all the fucking answers!
623
00:39:22,039 --> 00:39:23,473
I just know...
624
00:39:23,559 --> 00:39:26,791
that when I'm with her,
I'm not thinking man or woman...
625
00:39:26,879 --> 00:39:28,996
it's just Maxine.
626
00:39:29,079 --> 00:39:31,639
Maybe sexuality isn't one thing
or another.
627
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,518
Maybe it's something
that's just shifting and moving.
628
00:39:34,599 --> 00:39:35,555
Fuck you!
629
00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:36,629
What?!
630
00:39:38,999 --> 00:39:40,319
What?
631
00:39:41,559 --> 00:39:44,358
Fuck...you!
632
00:39:44,439 --> 00:39:46,749
I looked up to you.
633
00:39:46,839 --> 00:39:48,592
I thought you meant something.
634
00:39:50,079 --> 00:39:51,718
Because until I met you...
635
00:39:53,199 --> 00:39:55,031
...I was a freak.
636
00:39:55,119 --> 00:39:57,190
I was disgusted with myself.
637
00:39:58,999 --> 00:40:02,709
But you showed me
that I didn't have to be.
638
00:40:06,959 --> 00:40:08,871
You're a fucking traitor.
639
00:40:08,959 --> 00:40:11,110
It wasn't...
640
00:40:11,199 --> 00:40:13,555
it wasn't personal.
I didn't mean to...
641
00:40:13,639 --> 00:40:15,871
But you did. And I loved you.
642
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:21,512
And not in a "want to shag him
all over the place" way.
643
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,080
But just love!
644
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,194
Just proper fucking love!
645
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,477
But now I see you for what you are.
646
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,195
A cunt.
647
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,319
(BABY WHIMPERS)
648
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:56,880
I understand you have something
that belongs to me.
649
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,553
We're having our dinner here.
650
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,678
Chips?!
I've only had four of my five a day.
651
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,392
Have a bloody banana, then.
652
00:41:11,921 --> 00:41:15,915
You had no right dealing at Lillian's...
and to school kids!
653
00:41:16,001 --> 00:41:17,640
Free market. Supply and demand.
654
00:41:17,721 --> 00:41:20,190
Exactly the same as you were doing.
655
00:41:20,281 --> 00:41:24,480
No. I just wanted them to have fun,
harmless fun, show them a good time.
656
00:41:24,561 --> 00:41:28,111
No, you wanted to make some easy
cash. At least I wasn't lying to myself.
657
00:41:28,201 --> 00:41:30,921
You don't have any bloody bananas.
658
00:41:31,001 --> 00:41:33,470
Then have some milk or something!
659
00:41:33,561 --> 00:41:34,995
Milk?
660
00:41:36,721 --> 00:41:38,155
Jesus!
661
00:41:42,801 --> 00:41:45,873
Don't you dare act
like you're better than me.
662
00:41:45,961 --> 00:41:49,033
You're the one who paid
to fuck your own son's girlfriend.
663
00:41:49,121 --> 00:41:51,078
And you're the one
who took the money.
664
00:41:51,161 --> 00:41:55,713
Now, I would like my property back,
thank you.
665
00:42:09,082 --> 00:42:11,039
True what they say, dear.
666
00:42:11,122 --> 00:42:15,753
If you look in the abyss long enough,
it'll stare right back at you.
667
00:42:24,122 --> 00:42:25,875
Don't ask.
668
00:42:25,962 --> 00:42:28,761
I'm having a bit of tough time of it
at the moment.
669
00:42:28,842 --> 00:42:30,196
I haven't got any money.
670
00:42:30,282 --> 00:42:31,762
I don't want any money.
671
00:42:31,842 --> 00:42:33,515
I wouldn't ask you, anyway.
672
00:42:34,882 --> 00:42:36,157
Oh.
673
00:42:37,762 --> 00:42:39,435
I just...
674
00:42:39,522 --> 00:42:41,036
I dunno.
675
00:42:41,122 --> 00:42:43,557
Do you ever think you're one thing
and then...
676
00:42:43,642 --> 00:42:47,556
you breathe in
and maybe you're not?
677
00:42:47,642 --> 00:42:50,680
I went to Southend-on-Sea once.
678
00:42:50,762 --> 00:42:52,196
The sixth circle of Hell.
679
00:42:53,282 --> 00:42:56,673
And I stood on the beach,
resisting the urge to do a Reggie Perrin,
680
00:42:56,762 --> 00:42:58,879
and there's this old fella,
681
00:42:58,962 --> 00:43:02,639
just eating custard creams.
682
00:43:02,723 --> 00:43:05,397
Just shoving them down his throat.
683
00:43:06,523 --> 00:43:10,199
And he looked...miserable...
684
00:43:10,283 --> 00:43:14,243
even though he'd probably
bought 'em all for himself.
685
00:43:14,323 --> 00:43:17,316
He looked so fucking miserable.
686
00:43:18,363 --> 00:43:19,797
I'm not sure I follow.
687
00:43:19,883 --> 00:43:21,715
Me neither.
688
00:43:22,883 --> 00:43:25,603
It's all fucking bits and pieces,
this life of ours.
689
00:43:27,203 --> 00:43:28,603
Hm.
690
00:43:30,403 --> 00:43:32,395
Could be worse.
691
00:43:32,483 --> 00:43:33,599
Could be a poof.
692
00:43:55,203 --> 00:43:57,081
(DOOR OPENS)
693
00:44:00,844 --> 00:44:03,996
So, Maxine, then...
694
00:44:11,004 --> 00:44:12,233
You fucking...!
695
00:44:28,284 --> 00:44:30,196
Ah!
696
00:44:30,284 --> 00:44:32,480
You fucking knew!
697
00:44:33,444 --> 00:44:34,639
Carl!
698
00:44:34,724 --> 00:44:37,876
- I'll kill him!
- Stop it! He's your brother!
699
00:44:39,404 --> 00:44:41,714
He's fucking dead to me!
700
00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:46,595
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell, you all right, son?
701
00:44:56,885 --> 00:44:59,161
Ian, I'm...
702
00:44:59,245 --> 00:45:02,124
- Don't say sorry.
- But I am.
703
00:45:02,205 --> 00:45:03,719
I'm sorry.
704
00:45:05,765 --> 00:45:06,994
I'm not.
705
00:45:15,125 --> 00:45:18,402
MICKY: That's the thing aboutthis world of ours.
706
00:45:18,485 --> 00:45:21,159
Even if we are twats,it just keeps on rolling.
707
00:45:22,645 --> 00:45:23,999
Wife walks out on ya.
708
00:45:24,965 --> 00:45:27,161
Father passes away.
709
00:45:27,245 --> 00:45:30,602
Cat gets run overby the number 10 bus. Doesn't matter.
710
00:45:30,685 --> 00:45:32,517
Oh!
711
00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:37,555
World's not going to stop,not even going to pause for breath.
712
00:45:37,645 --> 00:45:39,523
(MOBILE RINGS)
713
00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:50,397
I've got to pop out for a while.
714
00:45:50,486 --> 00:45:52,045
Sure.
715
00:45:54,246 --> 00:45:57,239
Nobody cares about your problems.
716
00:45:57,326 --> 00:46:00,160
But sometimes you find someone...
717
00:46:00,246 --> 00:46:02,522
someone who seems to understand,
718
00:46:02,606 --> 00:46:05,326
someone who gets you.
719
00:46:08,966 --> 00:46:11,435
And for a little while, it's better.
720
00:46:11,526 --> 00:46:14,883
We can lie there in the dark andpromise never to leave each other.
721
00:46:14,966 --> 00:46:17,356
We have someone to hold on to.
722
00:46:22,646 --> 00:46:24,683
For a little while, anyway.
723
00:47:15,487 --> 00:47:16,603
(RAZOR HUMS)
724
00:47:19,487 --> 00:47:21,638
Oh, bastard!
725
00:47:24,887 --> 00:47:26,367
I'm not going to ask.
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